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Speaker 1: Come morning, Pats, come on in Rio, good morning. Let
Speaker 1: me just get straight into the most incredible story of
Speaker 1: chance and coincidence and coincidence. On Saturday night, I go
Speaker 1: in going out for a couple of drinks with our
Speaker 1: old producer Brad more than the loveliest man in the world.
Speaker 1: So I'm meeting up at Brad. I get there a
Speaker 1: bit early, of course, and I'm like, I always get
Speaker 1: somewhere early, and I order two beers for us. The
Speaker 1: guy says to me straight away, He says, you called
Speaker 1: me one morning on your radio show three years ago
Speaker 1: and change my life when you didn't want one of
Speaker 1: the grand bride homes, did you? He did? Oh wow? What? Yes, Taps?
Speaker 1: Taps was a winner we had three years ago. He
Speaker 1: was incredibly quiet and sort of almost rushed us off
Speaker 1: to go back to work. Yes, yes, yes, I met him.
Speaker 1: Wait so he was behind the bar. Yeah, And so
Speaker 1: we had a couple drinks and I was like, I
Speaker 1: think it's a five million dollar house. He's working in
Speaker 1: this wine man. So when I was paying at the
Speaker 1: end of the night, I go, amazing, and you're working
Speaker 1: in the wine but goes, oh no, no, I own it. Now, wow,
Speaker 1: it didn't make any sense. Why don't you sell the
Speaker 1: house man? Oh good? He owns the wine by, brought
Speaker 1: it last year.
Speaker 4: He'd never owned a wine by before and now he's
Speaker 4: doing that.
Speaker 1: He is so happy. That is so cool. He is
Speaker 1: the second winner that I've actually met in the wild. Yes,
Speaker 1: who was the other one. The other one was the
Speaker 1: first time we ever gave it away. We're talking about
Speaker 1: this five million dollar grand prize to do for the
Speaker 1: r m H Home Lottery and he actually bought me
Speaker 1: a beer. Should have the shame of a couple more
Speaker 1: rounds to be fair, But yeah, what are the odds.
Speaker 5: It's incredible.
Speaker 1: I'm glad to owning the wine bar. That's great, perhapsy
Speaker 1: how was your weekend, Wibert you your three word weekend? Mate?
Speaker 6: Yeah, Dad's eighty fourth birthday. So my dear dad turned
Speaker 6: eighty four at the weekend.
Speaker 1: Congratulations milestone.
Speaker 6: What do you get an eighty four year old? It's
Speaker 6: really difficult. And his eyes aren't so good. We'd always
Speaker 6: get him. No, his eyes are good anymore.
Speaker 5: You know, it's hard.
Speaker 6: He doesn't go out a lot, but he was lamenting
Speaker 6: the other week how he could hear the mister Whippy
Speaker 6: van that goes around the suburb.
Speaker 1: He's winter time. That's optimistic. I mean, I'm optimistic, but
Speaker 1: trying to shift ice creams right now with the weather.
Speaker 5: This guy is bustling. I'll tell you what. He's out
Speaker 5: every weekend anyway.
Speaker 1: Dad's it.
Speaker 6: He never comes down our street. They're sort of down
Speaker 6: like this twisty little street. He said, it never comes
Speaker 6: down here.
Speaker 4: I wish he would.
Speaker 6: Haven't had one for years, And I said to the family,
Speaker 6: you know what, I think we'll get See if we
Speaker 6: can get mister Whippy to do like a de tour
Speaker 6: when he comes, because he always comes past our house,
Speaker 6: see because there are only two streets away. If they
Speaker 6: wouldn't mind, just you know, that'd make Dad's day. So
Speaker 6: anyway he did. We followed the van to Mom and
Speaker 6: Dad street.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so gorgeous.
Speaker 6: What a lovely thing to do, and got him an
Speaker 6: ice cream and it was like a five year old. Honestly,
Speaker 6: he was so excited, moved by it. I've never seen
Speaker 6: my dad so elated in his life. So he got
Speaker 6: his typical His order's always been the same, even if
Speaker 6: we went to an ice cream parlor as a kid,
Speaker 6: double headed chocolate dipped in chocolate with nuts on top.
Speaker 1: You know what, let him that man you live eighty
Speaker 1: four years of living, scream exactly.
Speaker 5: Don't worry about the diabetes.
Speaker 4: It's okay.
Speaker 7: We'll make up for that later.
Speaker 5: But it was the best thing I think I've ever
Speaker 5: bought him. I was really scratching my head, thinking, what
Speaker 5: do we do?
Speaker 1: It's hot.
Speaker 6: You don't put fifty bucks in his card. He's not
Speaker 6: going to get what will he get joy out of?
Speaker 6: And I thought, you know what, he just loves our time.
Speaker 6: He just loves for us to come and sit down
Speaker 6: and have a chat and watch his favorite show or whatever.
Speaker 6: That to dad is precious. So I thought we'll get
Speaker 6: him a soft serve ice cream and he loved it.
Speaker 6: He thought it was brilliant. I reckon, It's the best
Speaker 6: thing I've ever done for him.
Speaker 1: Don't Patsy? All right, let us know how was your weekend?
Speaker 1: So that's your weekend in three words?
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: How was your weekend? Tell us about it in three words? Rio?
Speaker 4: What did you get up to dinner with Caitlin? Was
Speaker 4: my free word weekend.
Speaker 1: I had a run to produce a Kaitlin's I did.
Speaker 3: We did a double date and Caitlin lives out near Patsy,
Speaker 3: which is the wild wild west of the city. And
Speaker 3: it was such a long drive that a we drove
Speaker 3: past farmland, which a literal farm land.
Speaker 1: They took about the housing crisis. There's plenty of spare land.
Speaker 1: No one wants to live there. Check us back over
Speaker 1: the bridge. There must be some places. Put some more
Speaker 1: on top of them or something. And we packed an
Speaker 1: overnight bag as well.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, seriously, what was it? Forty minutes?
Speaker 3: No, actually was here about forty minutes, no traffic, new tunnel.
Speaker 3: And then we get there and we've been there for
Speaker 3: a couple of hours, and maybe it's time for dinner.
Speaker 3: And I see Caitlin come back over from the stove.
Speaker 3: She's carrying on a plate like a proper, like fine china.
Speaker 3: There's roast steak. There's roast potatoes, rice and veggies.
Speaker 1: I think you're young.
Speaker 3: Is a beautiful dinner. She walks past the table, puts
Speaker 3: it down on the floor next.
Speaker 7: To her dog.
Speaker 5: Henry, come on, come on seriously.
Speaker 4: And it looked like really good steak, like it was
Speaker 4: like it would have been Scotch philing.
Speaker 3: It must have been scott for you guys. Actually it
Speaker 3: was delicious. We had a lovely sausage pasta.
Speaker 1: Messages that around, so you just add snacks cho pasta.
Speaker 1: It was probably cheaper than Henry. Yes, you should have
Speaker 1: got down the floor and stuck your nose in his bowl.
Speaker 1: You can have the chopped up snags and pasta that dog.
Speaker 3: Seriously, we had sausage pasta and I had a fair
Speaker 3: bit of wine, fair bit of had some.
Speaker 1: Well it sounds like the food didn't term not quite
Speaker 1: late if it was a couple of hours and what
Speaker 1: was laid in terms of like party games and stuff
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 3: So two weeks ago, remember Caitlin was talking on the
Speaker 3: show about a brand new game shows very excited about.
Speaker 3: And it does sound dull when you explain it, because
Speaker 3: it's just guessing what year songs came out.
Speaker 1: So basically doing breakfast radio yes, yeah, with Booze on
Speaker 1: this day in music is and you did.
Speaker 3: The secret sound as desserts and she brings out I thinking,
Speaker 3: oh no, no, this this is a long way to
Speaker 3: go still, but in Kaylen's defense, it was actually really
Speaker 3: really fun.
Speaker 4: It sounds really boring, but once.
Speaker 1: You does it, remind me again, how does it work?
Speaker 3: Essentially, like all you have to do is they play
Speaker 3: a hook of a song and then you have to
Speaker 3: guess what year it's from, and then you get more
Speaker 3: and more and more and you have to guess whether
Speaker 3: it's where in your list of songs at land So
Speaker 3: is it before sixty four seventy three?
Speaker 1: Eight? Do you know what's happened here? Are you familiar
Speaker 1: with the phrase Stockholm syndrome where a captive will fall
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Speaker 1: to yourself, Matt.
Speaker 2: Get a grip, Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Extra Time and the Time Waste. My three word weekend
Speaker 1: is n b N, which is called for National Buffering Network.
Speaker 1: Whenever there's won't you guys when they were there's a
Speaker 1: smattering of rain, ours goes on the fritz. Oh god, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is about the nodes?
Speaker 7: Oh a bit damp?
Speaker 4: You can't wash netflips.
Speaker 1: See yesterday morning at nine am trying to speak touch
Speaker 1: a ring my internet provider, which takes about fifty seven hours,
Speaker 1: try and speak to a human. Their book and engineer
Speaker 1: to come out as well at some point today or
Speaker 1: tomorrow between one and six, and all they're going to do,
Speaker 1: really is going to have a look at those nodes
Speaker 1: wherever they are and probably just dry them off. It's
Speaker 1: not raining anymore. Yes, yeah, Pete, how did you get
Speaker 1: on city to serve me?
Speaker 8: Racking weekend or Cracking Day yesterday and they nearly clocked
Speaker 8: one hundred thousand people.
Speaker 7: Amazing day.
Speaker 8: Weather was perfect, lots of dress ups, people dressed as
Speaker 8: bananas and Garfield the Cat, and I always.
Speaker 1: Feel sorry for the people who are overtaken by someone
Speaker 1: who's running it but in a bloody great outfit, demoralized.
Speaker 1: You've overtaken my banana and Garfield lay.
Speaker 8: Yes, I knew I was struggling on Heartbreak Hill when
Speaker 8: there were three blokes dresses Thomas the tank engine and
Speaker 8: they're all connected and still over took me there.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's incredible. And have you gone to
Speaker 1: look for your photo?
Speaker 8: I have not found my photo yet, but I did
Speaker 8: do one thing. This is my three word weekend. I
Speaker 8: broke a record. I broke my city to surf record.
Speaker 1: Because you were off last week. You've not been well?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know I could.
Speaker 8: I think I woke up and I had it in me.
Speaker 8: I mean, plus six espressos and some electrolytes and creteine
Speaker 8: as well. But I just really felt the vibe. It
Speaker 8: was one of those days that I went give it
Speaker 8: a nutch and because the track is so busy, like
Speaker 8: you've really got to navigate through people. If you even
Speaker 8: want to sort of get a good start on.
Speaker 1: Do they not too? Do they not do like some
Speaker 1: various starts for like people who want to get a
Speaker 1: bit of pace on trying and a bit of record.
Speaker 1: Can you not go earlier?
Speaker 7: They absolutely do. But the problem is it's just so
Speaker 7: many people.
Speaker 8: And you know, obviously you China ask people to stay
Speaker 8: at the left, and people forget and they get caught
Speaker 8: up in moments.
Speaker 1: But look, it's just that you would have thought, with
Speaker 1: your VIP connections that I'm sorry you weren't actually out
Speaker 1: the front.
Speaker 7: Yeah, no, I no, you're absolutely right.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 8: I was in the orange group, which was basically I
Speaker 8: booked mine last minute anyway.
Speaker 7: But my most disappointing thing was I put all the
Speaker 7: binboard stickers at the end of the finish.
Speaker 1: They look great, the video looks amazing.
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, that's that's all it is.
Speaker 8: Because Classic Voltaire and the major sponsors end up covering
Speaker 8: them all up with their own signage.
Speaker 1: On the day they stick at the stickers, we got
Speaker 1: plas Farmer.
Speaker 7: I couldn't believe it. I was like, I'll go away,
Speaker 7: major sponsor. I know you had all the money, but well,
Speaker 7: I had.
Speaker 1: A feeling that we were going to in trouble because
Speaker 1: I don't think you're especially because I didn't want to
Speaker 1: as you'd stick at public bins. Yes, I think they're
Speaker 1: not property for anyone to start putting their own marketing on.
Speaker 8: Well, I don't know if I'm going to end up
Speaker 8: in trouble for putting like can you be deface?
Speaker 7: It's a bin?
Speaker 1: Like? Is that I did exactly what you did? So
Speaker 1: this in times you break record? What time did you
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 9: In me?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 8: So my original one or my last was a one
Speaker 8: hour and sixteen minutes. I did one hour, ten minutes
Speaker 8: and eleven seconds.
Speaker 1: You smashed it.
Speaker 7: It was so good I felt like a million bucks.
Speaker 8: And you know what I did to celebrate, I had
Speaker 8: to walk up to a private function because I was
Speaker 8: running with a novake lease company. They got me a
Speaker 8: free ticket. Shout out to Smart Leases, by the way
Speaker 8: for the free ticket.
Speaker 7: Random.
Speaker 1: This man is connected. I know, he gets through life
Speaker 1: with paying for virtually nothing, well nothing with him. Various
Speaker 1: receipts are just sort of collated and put together.
Speaker 7: I know, I know, But is this controversial?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 8: So I had to run back up the track to
Speaker 8: get to this function for the Nova Least companies. Yes,
Speaker 8: and I got myself a long neck, a nice Carlton
Speaker 8: draft long neck, and.
Speaker 7: Got I got more.
Speaker 1: I don't see that. You don't see enough of that
Speaker 1: in the Olympics, where someone just to finish on this
Speaker 1: skull something.
Speaker 7: I've seen you a fer.
Speaker 8: But basically I got more for just drinking a long
Speaker 8: neck on the streets of Bondi yesterday. When I say drink,
Speaker 8: allegedly drinking, I was obviously just carrying it on public property.
Speaker 7: But absolutely the cheese and joy that it gave everyone,
Speaker 7: the fact.
Speaker 8: That a man was drinking a long neck with a
Speaker 8: beib and some sweaty short so much joy yesterday.
Speaker 2: Well done, Christian O'Connell show go on podcast.
Speaker 1: Good morning Kates, Christian. My three word weekend season finally over.
Speaker 1: The kid's soccer season is finished. And while it's sad
Speaker 1: for them, I'm privately glad I don't think it up
Speaker 1: early in the cold at the weekend. We'll keeping our secret. Kate.
Speaker 1: Well done. Kate also has sent me a photo she
Speaker 1: saw my book at Sydney Airport yesterday that is like
Speaker 1: the frontline of book setting is airports. Actually very exciting.
Speaker 1: Thank you Kate for getting the book and also taking
Speaker 1: a photo as well. So Robbie Williams is back down
Speaker 1: Under at the end of the year in November bringing
Speaker 1: his Britpop tour to Australia. All tickets are on sale
Speaker 1: now had two front tar touring dot com. I just
Speaker 1: suddenly remembered I need to speak to his people. He
Speaker 1: agreed we would do a radio show together on record.
Speaker 1: I will chase that up today, all right, So we
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Speaker 1: Also looking for stories about what do you own a
Speaker 1: piece of One of the engineers who works here at
Speaker 1: the Gold Network, Darren showed me a piece of coal
Speaker 1: from the Titanic. Wow, the surfaced a lot of coal
Speaker 1: from the ship. Obviously it was coal powered, and they
Speaker 1: chipped it all and you can buy it like forty
Speaker 1: bucks and it's got the certificate of authentication. And he's
Speaker 1: a huge Titanic nerd, like he's watched the movies, read
Speaker 1: all the books. He's going to if you go to
Speaker 1: Belfast where it was made. It was built in Belfast,
Speaker 1: the docks there and then sets out. They've got this
Speaker 1: incredible Titanic museum. But the way the city sort of
Speaker 1: raves about it, it's almost like they don't know how
Speaker 1: it ended. When you're in Belfast, they're like, very proud,
Speaker 1: very proud, Belfast, we built the Titanic. Do you know
Speaker 1: where that is right now?
Speaker 4: How do you love the Titanic?
Speaker 6: I do like everything about the Titanic. I find it fascinating.
Speaker 6: Every time there's an exhibition, you know, when they have
Speaker 6: all the artifacts that come to cities. I've been deceived
Speaker 6: a few times.
Speaker 1: Incredible story.
Speaker 5: It's fascinating. It's just that you know they could bring
Speaker 5: this stuff up to surface, which is very you know.
Speaker 1: Well, I saw this bit of cold from the Titanic.
Speaker 4: Was it amazing, Yes, because.
Speaker 1: You'd imagine where it came from. It's a story with it,
Speaker 1: isn't it. Yes? Now, Pete, what are you own a
Speaker 1: piece of Oh?
Speaker 8: You wouldn't believe this. I own not one, but two
Speaker 8: pieces of the Berlin Wall.
Speaker 1: My wife also owns a piece of burning wall. I
Speaker 1: wondered by nine. I imagine we can hear from a
Speaker 1: lot of people own a piece of that wall. How
Speaker 1: big was this wall?
Speaker 2: The wall?
Speaker 8: The piece I've got is about the size of your fist,
Speaker 8: to be honest, about thirty euros for it in the.
Speaker 4: That's a lot, yeah, sixty.
Speaker 1: It's a piece of history, or was it?
Speaker 4: Just like some merchant on the street is like, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: This is the Berlin Wall for a German Konicky tour.
Speaker 1: That's kick actually, to be fair, I was on Kenticky
Speaker 1: when I brought that hour. You're Australian, I know, but.
Speaker 7: It does have a certificate authent Come on, I'm bringing
Speaker 7: it in. I've just looked it up on an eBay.
Speaker 8: You can now buy them for one hundred and ninety
Speaker 8: nine dollars the exact same one as well.
Speaker 7: That's that's quite a good investment from water paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rio, do you own a piece of anything?
Speaker 10: I do.
Speaker 3: I wasn't able to be at Buddy Franklin's a thousandth
Speaker 3: goal at the SCG, you know, the historic moment a
Speaker 3: couple of years ago.
Speaker 4: But my friend was there. He ran onto the field
Speaker 4: and he grabbed me a bunch of grass from the.
Speaker 3: Well. Now it's obviously got a bit of a turf,
Speaker 3: not quite the heights of the coal of the Berlin Wall,
Speaker 3: but I do have some blades of dead grass from
Speaker 3: the SCG.
Speaker 1: Now you actually end up into Pete. You're in one
Speaker 1: of the photos just behind Buddy.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was at that game. I actually bolted to
Speaker 7: the front as soon as he kicked the goal. All
Speaker 7: I wanted to do.
Speaker 1: It's such an iconic peach shop your mid screen.
Speaker 7: It was a front page.
Speaker 1: What it's like you're making a music video together where
Speaker 1: he's singing to camera and then you're singing off camera.
Speaker 1: Was looking at him, You're just yelling into the night.
Speaker 7: Oh no, everyone was padding him on the hair. I
Speaker 7: made it right to the front.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 7: I was credible, Buddy.
Speaker 8: At the time, I lost my glasses, so the SCG
Speaker 8: still has my glasses. Next day I wake up, I'm
Speaker 8: on the front page of the Herald Son, the Daily
Speaker 8: Telegraph in Sydney, all the TV news channels.
Speaker 1: It's amazing You've got that close to him, You're right
Speaker 1: behind him when.
Speaker 7: I'm on a mission and I've got a belly full
Speaker 7: of beer.
Speaker 1: How many players who didn't get that close to tag buddy?
Speaker 7: It was such an iconic knight, really was.
Speaker 2: Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 1: Do you do you know anyone who's got an animal surname? Christian?
Speaker 1: Terry Crane here, oh good Crane weakener to Eric lamb,
Speaker 1: Amy Horsey and Belinda Gibbons. Christian, I have a what
Speaker 1: do I a piece of? I have a piece of
Speaker 1: my dog with me, one of his baby teeth in
Speaker 1: a Lockett necklace. That's nice. I have a little piece
Speaker 1: of the Harbor Bridge in a jewelry ring box. Christians
Speaker 1: if it was a pretty ring on, explain a ring box, Patsy,
Speaker 1: what have you got? But it's something?
Speaker 6: It is something of Audies cleaned out drawer out at
Speaker 6: the weekend. I've kept the clamp of her belly button
Speaker 6: when she was a baby, when she was born. Forgot
Speaker 6: I had it actually it's in like a specimen John.
Speaker 1: Little specimen jars. Yeah. Have you got any of her
Speaker 1: baby teeth as well?
Speaker 5: Yes, all of her teeth up in my top drawer
Speaker 5: with my jewelry.
Speaker 1: Actually, we've got some of the girl's teeth as well,
Speaker 1: and a couple of their little like first baby shoes
Speaker 1: as well. They just you look at them, they're so small,
Speaker 1: so small. I found I found some over the weekend
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is crazy because Ruby, our
Speaker 1: eldest daughter. It's her graduation this friday. You know, they
Speaker 1: do the old hat. How expensive? I was like, and
Speaker 1: then we can rent out? No, no, no, that's it.
Speaker 1: I'm ordering them out.
Speaker 4: They know they've got you over a barrel, no choice.
Speaker 4: It's like I didn't have a job yet and I've
Speaker 4: got a student day exactly.
Speaker 1: And also here's the thing. I mean, won't gone mad.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed to throw the thing in the air.
Speaker 1: This is someone downs their eye out. There is one
Speaker 1: eye because of a falling. What's that called? Is it
Speaker 1: mortar board? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Very good, it is.
Speaker 1: It is quite You would never normally say that word,
Speaker 1: would you. That is the only time I've ever said
Speaker 1: mortar board. All right, then I take some calls here,
Speaker 1: What do you own a piece of? Sue? Good morning,
Speaker 1: Good morning Christian in the gang morning, Sue, welcome to show.
Speaker 1: Having a lovely weekend.
Speaker 11: Yes we did, Yes, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: To what do you own a piece of?
Speaker 11: Oh well, our family were on holiday in New Zealand
Speaker 11: and we got off the ferry at a little town
Speaker 11: called Picton, and there was a couple of shops there.
Speaker 11: One had these mate lots of different types of seahorses,
Speaker 11: and next door to it was a fossil shop. So
Speaker 11: then we go and we came out with a mammoth tooth.
Speaker 3: Now that's interesting because I'm surprised that mammoths would exist
Speaker 3: in New Zealand, such a small island.
Speaker 8: That.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I don't know that it came from New Zealand,
Speaker 11: but we have the certificate of volunteity.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm.
Speaker 1: Familiar with the movements of all but New Zealand films like,
Speaker 1: it doesn't feel right to have mammoths.
Speaker 4: Little kiwis and little creatures running around?
Speaker 1: Yeah, orcs? Yes?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 1: And how big is it?
Speaker 11: It's quite massive. It's quite massive. I don't know whether
Speaker 11: you've seen a horse tooth. No, well, it's a lot
Speaker 11: bigger than even a horse.
Speaker 1: Did you get that back in the country? This country
Speaker 1: is else. You haven't seen you on that TV show
Speaker 1: Border Patrol?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, we had.
Speaker 1: I still love watching that show.
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, there was a process, I bet.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It probably says that on the signs there. You
Speaker 1: know it's not got no antlers and animal heads and
Speaker 1: no mammoth teeth. So thank you very much, your story mate.
Speaker 1: Have a good week you too, No Lance, Good morning Lance? Yes, yes, Lance,
Speaker 1: welcome to show. What are you want? A piece of.
Speaker 10: A brick from the Melbourne nineteen fifty six Olympics.
Speaker 1: How do you hold it?
Speaker 10: It's got nineteen fifty six on it and it has
Speaker 10: had the Olympic symbols on it as well.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool. How did you come by that?
Speaker 10: Where I was working, they were doing some excavation. They
Speaker 10: came across a whole stack of these bricks that must
Speaker 10: have been surplus and they just dumped somewhere in a
Speaker 10: hole or whatever. And we were excavating for roadworks and that,
Speaker 10: and they found come across all these bricks. So I
Speaker 10: asked them for a couple of them, and they managed
Speaker 10: to get me one out of the light but also
Speaker 10: nineteen fifty six was a year I was born.
Speaker 1: Oh, I would love a little keepsake. Lance, Thank you
Speaker 1: very much, the story mate, thanks to calling the show.
Speaker 10: You're welcome.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell sho Gone podcast.
Speaker 1: Christian. We have a piece of cobbled stone from Bruges. Christian.
Speaker 1: I'm Patsy. My wife kept kid's baby teeth. I throwed
Speaker 1: the idea of galluing them into one of the kid's
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear's mouth. Buy some sort of creepy animal chucky doll, Sandy,
Speaker 1: she wouldn't go through. What a shame because how would
Speaker 1: it looks amazing, Richard, that is a great idea. All right,
Speaker 1: So tomorrow it is the census. Has everyone on this
Speaker 1: team done it already? No, I've been waiting like I'm
Speaker 1: waiting for tomorrow night to do it. I want to
Speaker 1: take part in some of that. We're all doing at
Speaker 1: the same time. So it's the Australian Census tomorrow night,
Speaker 1: tomorrow morning on the show, we're doing our alternative census
Speaker 1: that we're calling the senseless Census.
Speaker 12: Let's talk about the small stuff.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about you and me.
Speaker 9: Does the tomatososco in the fridge or the entry.
Speaker 12: Let's talk about its sense the census.
Speaker 1: You you screwed that up. It's so much sorry what
Speaker 1: the senseless censorss.
Speaker 4: Senseless, the senseless sense senselessness.
Speaker 1: It's so hot it's lip smackingless. Yeh see, Patsy did
Speaker 1: it first of all? Would would have to get pats
Speaker 1: to dub that in there. Last week's Cisco tripped you up. Now,
Speaker 1: salt and pepper. You want to patch a bad form.
Speaker 1: You've got to sing a song for a listener this week.
Speaker 1: I do need a big you need a big w
Speaker 1: all right. Some of the questions so far, we're compiling
Speaker 1: the seven questions We're going to ask Tomorrownie one every
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. We want you all and us as well
Speaker 1: to answer at the same time, beginning tomorrow mon at
Speaker 1: six a m. Toilet paper over or under? What's the
Speaker 1: weirdest singing your freezer? Palmel or schnitty that really kicks
Speaker 1: off Friday? You opened a can of works? What was
Speaker 1: your favorite age? And do you have the fries before
Speaker 1: a burger or after? Riyah? You got some more questions.
Speaker 3: I do do you guys cut your toast diagonally or vertically?
Speaker 1: Down the middle, down the middle for toast real salwach
Speaker 1: is diagonal because I think they taste better.
Speaker 4: I do both, You did both? I do both?
Speaker 5: Depends what sort of mood on me.
Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like the diagonal is a lot glassier
Speaker 3: than the straight down the brutish.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, I've got someone here. What's your useless superpower?
Speaker 1: And what do you think you could talk about for
Speaker 1: ten minutes with no preparation?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow, I could easy got I could easy well. Jason
Speaker 1: Statham's movies easily, John Wick's movies, the John Wick movies,
Speaker 1: the franchise easily for ten minutes. Probably go longer as well. Passie.
Speaker 1: What do you think you could talk for seriously ten
Speaker 1: minutes with no preparation about? You could?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 5: Absolutely, came. I can tell you what's new this week
Speaker 5: in home, in living, every single thing. I've got to
Speaker 5: go there today again.
Speaker 1: Maybe we shoure to listen to a feature. Actually we'll
Speaker 1: be test listeners who say that they can do something,
Speaker 1: and then we give them sixty seconds and and off
Speaker 1: you go. They've got speak with no hesitation about whatever
Speaker 1: they do, no no hesitation, no pausing. You've got to
Speaker 1: just go about whatever you say you could talk about
Speaker 1: if I try this right now, Seriously, what do you
Speaker 1: think you could talk about with no preparation for ten minutes?
Speaker 1: We're going to put sixty seconds on the clock and
Speaker 1: try and see if you can keep going The.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're looking for your alternative census questions. Tomorrow
Speaker 1: morning we're doing our censors census. We could be asking
Speaker 1: the nation questions like do you prefer meat pies or
Speaker 1: sausage rolls? Sausage rams?
Speaker 5: Controversial?
Speaker 9: Yeh?
Speaker 1: I think me pie?
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: And you know what separates us there? Which part the
Speaker 1: hemisphere North? Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What about you?
Speaker 1: Guys? Are big pie people?
Speaker 3: We are.
Speaker 1: We love a pie, We love a pie. But that's
Speaker 1: a proper pie. The ones you like, those are already bitty.
Speaker 4: Ones you like eel pie, isn't it, Dick van Dyke?
Speaker 1: You watched me nineteen seventies movies Mary Poppins, Christian A
Speaker 1: question for the senses. This is a great one from Linda,
Speaker 1: window or aisle seat on a plane, window or.
Speaker 5: I would go I like to get up and walk
Speaker 5: around like a window.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah? Is that because you always.
Speaker 6: Sleep on it no, just because it's it feels further
Speaker 6: away from all the great unwashed sort of plane.
Speaker 1: Like you can kind of just.
Speaker 9: Great.
Speaker 1: So you mean just like humanity.
Speaker 5: It's far apart from paper on a plane as possibly just.
Speaker 1: Don't like it. The whole team just went gasp.
Speaker 5: It's like, don't touch my leg, don't do not brush
Speaker 5: my hand, just stay away.
Speaker 4: Of me, filthy peasant hair.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, just get my bb masking forced to
Speaker 1: fly reres.
Speaker 5: Washed, feel like I've got more space.
Speaker 1: Okay, what have the great unwashed got to say? If
Speaker 1: we speak to the great unwashed? Well, part of the
Speaker 1: great unwashed? All right now, one of the questions I
Speaker 1: was thinking about, what could you speak about for ten
Speaker 1: minutes with zero preparation and in term, Pete, sais straight
Speaker 1: away Airline point systems that right, Pete.
Speaker 7: Yeah, airline point Systems absolutely love it.
Speaker 1: All right, I've got sixty seconds on the clock.
Speaker 7: Do you know what I understand this?
Speaker 8: Can I just premise by saying if I if you
Speaker 8: don't understand, I think, feel free to pipe in quickly
Speaker 8: because there is a lot of information.
Speaker 7: When it comes to.
Speaker 1: I've got a friend of mine who hacks this system,
Speaker 1: probably like you then Pete and gets free flights everywhere.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he does it. Wow, it's a
Speaker 1: big thing that most people don't know about.
Speaker 8: This is going to be my Ford cell at the end,
Speaker 8: I'm going to tell you how I've never paid for
Speaker 8: a flight for almost fifteen years.
Speaker 7: Oh ever, full stop?
Speaker 1: What Yeah? This is Yeah, this is similar to my friend.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they do.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's there's a lot of different ways.
Speaker 1: To do it. I got an attention now. And to
Speaker 1: tell you who's also listened to this right now?
Speaker 9: The wash.
Speaker 1: So nobody said I. Please, if you ever want a
Speaker 1: plane next to Patsy, make sure you start mouth breathing
Speaker 1: all over.
Speaker 5: Please don't.
Speaker 1: All right, Pete, your time starts now.
Speaker 8: In Australia, there's two main apps you need. One is
Speaker 8: the Coals app. One is the woolwortht app. Coals is
Speaker 8: connected to fly Bys, which is connected to Velocity via
Speaker 8: Virgin Australia. Woolworst is connected to Quantas, so anytime you
Speaker 8: are shopping at any supermarket whatsoever, they connect to those
Speaker 8: airline points. You need to go on those apps regularly
Speaker 8: and you need to boost the sales that they've got
Speaker 8: on there, so if you want a bunch of coriander,
Speaker 8: they might have triple points. This is where these things
Speaker 8: start really adding up. But the key thing in life
Speaker 8: is to be on.
Speaker 7: The social committee in any workplace.
Speaker 8: Be on the social committee when they have the big
Speaker 8: barbecues once a month or events, or it is you
Speaker 8: cash in on.
Speaker 7: The groceries that are brought.
Speaker 8: The reason why I say this is so in this
Speaker 8: is put insert this into your football clubs, any clubs
Speaker 8: you're involved in, right, And the reason why I did
Speaker 8: this because at a arm we have over seventy radio stations,
Speaker 8: which meant at one stage we had seventy different wool
Speaker 8: Worse accounts. I put my rewards account number on all
Speaker 8: of those. You haven't paid for five for fifteen years. However,
Speaker 8: I did get undone about a year ago, and now
Speaker 8: I can no longer put the moment I did commit fraud.
Speaker 1: I mean, incredibly, you already did nail it with no
Speaker 1: preparation first or that is so interesting?
Speaker 8: Yeah, honestly, the key is really be the guy that
Speaker 8: goes and gets the supermarket when there's got to be
Speaker 8: bowl carters.
Speaker 1: It is identity fraud to get in details. Wow, we
Speaker 1: your you know what you are, your your point maxing, Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, will so many more tips.
Speaker 7: I could do a podcast on this all day.
Speaker 1: I reckon one day.
Speaker 7: Honestly, it's so much this people would love that.
Speaker 1: Honestly, well done.
Speaker 2: Pete Christian O'Connell show podcast I Reckon.
Speaker 1: There's a weekly feature in intern Peaks doing his points
Speaker 1: maxim it's such a big area. All right, tomorrow we're
Speaker 1: doing our own alternative census, that recording the senseless census.
Speaker 12: Let's talk about the small stuff. Let's talk about you
Speaker 12: and me?
Speaker 9: Does the tomatososco in the bridge or the entry?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. Let's says the census alright already, Christian,
Speaker 1: who puts jam on the scan before the cream or
Speaker 1: vice versa, Mark puts the jam on before the cream?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, wrong way. Wait, no you put the cream
Speaker 1: on first. The jam goes on top. It looks better
Speaker 1: as well. No, you're squishing the cream, yeah, squished her
Speaker 1: into my pie? Christian? Are you more a Maya person
Speaker 1: or a David Jones? I think you can divide up
Speaker 1: the country like that? Which way you pats?
Speaker 5: Oh that's hard to probably say, Djas.
Speaker 6: I reckon.
Speaker 1: Juna only or top sheet and doner.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I don't do top sheet, but it's a
Speaker 4: big thing here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you love that top sheet. Yeah, maybe we think
Speaker 1: it's a cold country dog lovers or cat lovers. I
Speaker 1: would I would guess if you were to ask Australia,
Speaker 1: and obviously we will be doing this tomorrow, I would say,
Speaker 1: I reckon, it's predominantly dog lovers this country. Sure, Christian,
Speaker 1: what about this for a question? Bath towel soft or crunchy,
Speaker 1: soft ass?
Speaker 4: Put them out in the sun, exfoliate.
Speaker 1: Oh the great, No, because then it's like a loofer exactly.
Speaker 1: They often embrace it like a dolphin. It's just soft ass, Christian.
Speaker 1: This always comes up in my household. If you and
Speaker 1: your partner are watching a series on e g. Netflix,
Speaker 1: Is it okay if you want of you to watch
Speaker 1: an episode alone and tell the other person to hurry
Speaker 1: up and catch up, or do you have to watch
Speaker 1: the episode together? My husband says former. I say latter,
Speaker 1: you have to watch you together. You have to have
Speaker 1: to exactly, if I'm being honest, Sometimes I will christ
Speaker 1: watch ahead and then what do I do to cover
Speaker 1: my tracks? I rewind it? Otherwise you leave footprints you know,
Speaker 1: it shows where you got up to last time. At
Speaker 1: the end credits, spoil it back, spoil it back, and
Speaker 1: then no one knows. Perfect crime, Christian, what about this
Speaker 1: is a senseless census question. Do you have a secret
Speaker 1: stash of chocolate and where is it? I do? Yeah? Really,
Speaker 1: I have two. You always got to keep moving as
Speaker 1: well as I tell you why when the kids come
Speaker 1: back home, they know I'm a man of limited intellect.
Speaker 1: They know where they are, so I have to have
Speaker 1: to keep moving. You know that water white bog. Does
Speaker 1: Chris have a stash?
Speaker 5: Oh what are we talking about?
Speaker 7: Chocolate?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't remember that stash of adult reading materials? And
Speaker 1: wait for Chris's excuse when rumbled was he was storing
Speaker 1: it for friends.
Speaker 5: I don't think the whole nation needs to hear enough, Victoria.
Speaker 1: Only I was keeping because I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but I love my friends and if I have a
Speaker 1: one day under the cover of darkness, like one am Dave? Dave,
Speaker 1: please can you look after all my periodicals? Of course, mate,
Speaker 1: of course, let's do an exchange. It's the well known
Speaker 1: system in the brotherhood. Anyway, Where were we? So? Is
Speaker 1: that one of the questions. Do you have a porn stash?
Speaker 5: No chocolate stash?
Speaker 1: Okay, sure, Wing.
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Speaker 1: stupid git that keeps on calling me poor George was
Speaker 1: bothered by those robocals. Stupid git that keeps on corning me? Yes,
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Speaker 1: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot a you,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show go on podcast, Christian.
Speaker 1: George Michael sounds like he's saying this stupid gimp keeps
Speaker 1: calling me. I'm more so here in that jazz. All right, team,
Speaker 1: we need to start to confirm the lineup for the
Speaker 1: Hot seven, the seven questions we're gonna be asking tomorrow,
Speaker 1: one every half an hour starting at six am, right
Speaker 1: at the start of the show for our alternative sensors
Speaker 1: are senseless census, Let's.
Speaker 12: Talk about the more stuff. Let's talk about you and me?
Speaker 9: Does that tomatos us go in the fridge? Author entry,
Speaker 9: Let's talk about it?
Speaker 1: Sorry what sorry?
Speaker 7: Ready call it?
Speaker 4: MA, I'm gonna have another crack of that.
Speaker 1: This sense to it's so hard, it's so hard, it's
Speaker 1: hard to sing it. I'm guessing yes, all right, you
Speaker 1: need to get perhaps to sing it, because maybe there's
Speaker 1: a new cash game where we invite this is to
Speaker 1: come on. You've got to set it five times correctly.
Speaker 1: You you win party Bucks? All right? What questions do
Speaker 1: we like to go? I heard a rival radio station
Speaker 1: giving away as an advert prim over the weekends recorded
Speaker 1: the train for party Bucks. Now dumb on the this
Speaker 1: is party bucks, all right? So what questions do we like?
Speaker 4: The current top questions toilet paper over or under.
Speaker 1: I don't think we need to be asking that, really,
Speaker 1: I think it is. I think it's obvious it's going
Speaker 1: to be over. Also, these have been whittled down by
Speaker 1: producicating here for somebody seems to be obsessed with the
Speaker 1: back size of this and toilet behavior. Well, I'll just
Speaker 1: go at five of them, or it says with barthrom activities,
Speaker 1: I'll scribble out, fold or scrunch.
Speaker 9: There you go.
Speaker 1: It's another on the mind of producer capling. What did
Speaker 1: you last cheat on?
Speaker 4: What's the weirdest thing in your freezer? I know I
Speaker 4: like that palma or schnitty.
Speaker 1: I think that's a great one. It was the hottest
Speaker 1: topic on Friday, they were coming for you. They were
Speaker 1: They were really upset, vicious upset. You hit them hard
Speaker 1: with that one, saying that the Palma was overrated.
Speaker 4: Someone said I should get deported, and.
Speaker 1: Someone asked for a turn of jack post. So I
Speaker 1: like my favorite one was I just presumed you had
Speaker 1: a job to go to because that's the only reason
Speaker 1: who behaved such crazily like that that the Carl and
Speaker 1: Rio Show should be on right now. From in ninety
Speaker 1: nine bucks take my money.
Speaker 3: Best shapes flavor, very controversial. What was your favorite age?
Speaker 1: I like that. I'd like to know what people's favorite
Speaker 1: What would they say their favorite age was and why?
Speaker 1: I also like, what was your what is your useless superpower? Yep?
Speaker 4: And do you have the fries before a burger or after?
Speaker 1: Ask that? Okay, what about the classic? I think you
Speaker 1: punted this one on Friday or Thursday? About onions on
Speaker 1: top or underneath the saga Bunnings? I think that is
Speaker 1: a that's a such one hundred percent Australian question. Yes,
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 4: So onions on top or underneath the sausage in a bunny?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon? They've asked the prime minister that I
Speaker 1: know recently got in trouble with a different kind of question.
Speaker 1: Is that the census albow which is shag may don't answer?
Speaker 1: They did?
Speaker 3: I remember Bill Shorten had a big controversy just before
Speaker 3: the election when he lost actually because he ate the
Speaker 3: Bunning sausage through the middle.
Speaker 4: Instead of going and did he sort of just tucked
Speaker 4: into the middle and that's what did him. Man cannot
Speaker 4: be prime minister.
Speaker 1: We can't trust him.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: Rich and I've got a senseless census question. Thinly cuts
Speaker 1: or cringkle cut chips? Who are the psychos that like
Speaker 1: crinkle cup? You don't like crinkle No? No, I think
Speaker 1: there's crinkle cut brain. No, thinly cut is the only.
Speaker 4: Way Wrinkle's got a bit of texture to it.
Speaker 1: Leave that to Tobleron. That's the only one that can
Speaker 1: have a pitch. Christian controversial But an important question? Are
Speaker 1: cats or dogs? Better? Depends what kind of relationship you
Speaker 1: want to have with your pet. If you want unconditional
Speaker 1: love dog every time, I will give you. If you
Speaker 1: want a crazy friend, and everyone should have a crazy friend,
Speaker 1: but you don't know what version of them you're going
Speaker 1: to get you go get a cat. It all depends
Speaker 1: what you're after from your kind of pet relationship. That's
Speaker 1: what defines which way you go in. Lie, hang on
Speaker 1: a second, it's happening again. It's happening again.
Speaker 11: My mother in law only had boys, but always wanted
Speaker 11: a girl, and if she had a girl, she was
Speaker 11: going to or Alison Claire. My husband and I got married,
Speaker 11: and I am Alison Claire.
Speaker 1: We had this story on the show two weeks ago,
Speaker 1: the Allison Clare Call. We were repaying it last week
Speaker 1: because we got ready to have What Are the Odds?
Speaker 1: And and Alison Clair was listening and she called us
Speaker 1: what are the odds?
Speaker 9: So I got into the car.
Speaker 1: This morning your show came on.
Speaker 11: There was an Alison Clare talking about her mother in
Speaker 11: law who wanted to name a daughter Alison Clair and
Speaker 11: gets what my name is?
Speaker 2: And then another one, who are you Alison Claire.
Speaker 11: I only turned it on and heard the last caller.
Speaker 8: I didn't hear the original one.
Speaker 11: So when you kept repeating the name Alison Claire, I
Speaker 11: was like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: This is so bizarre. You're counting three so far became four.
Speaker 11: I'm Alison Claire as well. Actually I was actually listening
Speaker 11: to the other to Alison Clare's, but I heard it
Speaker 11: a couple of days ago on the radio as well,
Speaker 11: and they listened to you all the time, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 11: what's the coincidence with that?
Speaker 1: It kept coming.
Speaker 11: I'm Alison Claire.
Speaker 6: I was listening last night and went away home work.
Speaker 10: I thought, this is so weird. My son got home
Speaker 10: from UNI, I said, this is really weird story on
Speaker 10: the radio, told him.
Speaker 8: And then this morning I'm listening again.
Speaker 1: I go, what is going on? And then by the
Speaker 1: end of the week we had six Alison Claires.
Speaker 11: My name's Alison Claire. My sister actually was listening and
Speaker 11: she texted me and she said, oh, my goodness, can
Speaker 11: you believe that? Actually after Alison Clare's.
Speaker 1: This is on the line right now, good morning. Who's this?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 11: When I'm in trouble, my mum calls me, Alison Fleet.
Speaker 1: It's Alison Clair number seven. So have you heard about
Speaker 1: this last week where people saying, hey, listen, these Alison
Speaker 1: Clairs keep calling the show.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I hadn't.
Speaker 11: I hadn't heard about it. I did listen to your
Speaker 11: show sometimes in the Evening sing.
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Speaker 11: But when I went down to Melbourne on Friday, my
Speaker 11: brother was absolutely insistent that I had to call because
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Speaker 1: Aliston Clay Red You're Allison Clair Lucky number seven. And
Speaker 1: thank you brother as well. Thanks to Carl announcing Claire.
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Speaker 1: Now this morning on the show, we've already given you
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Speaker 9: Well done.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow. Thank you very much for joining us,
Speaker 1: and if you've got a last minute banger of an
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