1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,159 Speaker 1: It's Will and Woody podcast, Mini. 2 00:00:03,440 --> 00:00:09,400 Speaker 2: Would it is Mother's Day this Sunday, which you know 3 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,120 Speaker 2: is special day and I find quite stressful, Let's be honest. 4 00:00:13,360 --> 00:00:16,520 Speaker 2: You don't want to stuff up, and unfortunately they always 5 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 2: put it on a Sunday, so most of the time 6 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,840 Speaker 2: you're hungover and you're frantic because you haven't got anything. 7 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 3: And we've actually booked ourselves at dinner on Saturday nights 8 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 Speaker 3: we have which we have been. 9 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:29,520 Speaker 1: Here marking this dinner for a very long time. 10 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,240 Speaker 3: Neither of us realized that it was the night before 11 00:00:32,240 --> 00:00:34,040 Speaker 3: Mother's Day. So we are once again going to be 12 00:00:34,080 --> 00:00:36,120 Speaker 3: in that position, yes, where we are trying to get 13 00:00:36,159 --> 00:00:36,960 Speaker 3: through Mother's Day. 14 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 1: Yes, pretty hungover, yes, yes. 15 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:43,040 Speaker 2: And so I was already anxious about Mother's Day, as 16 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:45,040 Speaker 2: I am. I always anxious about Mother's Day, some raisy 17 00:00:45,080 --> 00:00:46,600 Speaker 2: because I just feel I'm gonna let my mum down. 18 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,480 Speaker 2: I'm going to do it right. You know, there's only 19 00:00:48,520 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 2: so many really shit cards glued on with dry past 20 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:55,400 Speaker 2: the spray painted gold that you can give her as 21 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:57,720 Speaker 2: a child before I'm not still giving I. 22 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:59,800 Speaker 3: Was about to say, like, surely you've moved past the 23 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:02,840 Speaker 3: bury that you're getting from the little stool at school. 24 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,320 Speaker 2: We all know that she just gives him. I don't 25 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,560 Speaker 2: think I've even nailed her Mother's Day though. I don't 26 00:01:07,560 --> 00:01:10,440 Speaker 2: think I ever have, really, I don't know. I just 27 00:01:10,440 --> 00:01:12,679 Speaker 2: just you know, you want to get it right because 28 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,800 Speaker 2: they do so much for you and then you hungover 29 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:19,120 Speaker 2: and it's it's a disaster. So this year I was 30 00:01:19,160 --> 00:01:21,840 Speaker 2: already feeling a bit worried about that until I called 31 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,520 Speaker 2: mom and I was like, Hey, how you going. What 32 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,959 Speaker 2: do you want to do for Mother's Day this year? 33 00:01:27,319 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 2: And she said, well, what does sem want to do? 34 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 2: And I was like, what does them do? Why does 35 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 2: it matter? Oh my god, I've got too Mother's Day. 36 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:42,880 Speaker 2: I at the same moment and them, because I was 37 00:01:42,959 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 2: down here on the floor before the floor, it's like 38 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 2: you're trading floor, you know, whether the other stuff don't 39 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 2: do stocks. 40 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 1: A stock mark? 41 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 2: What do they do down there s. 42 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:56,560 Speaker 1: A lot of people. 43 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 2: Anyway, I'm down there at my makeshift desk, which I 44 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,639 Speaker 2: never for years. I don't like hanging out with the plebs, 45 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:03,800 Speaker 2: but anyway, I'm down there, I've got I've got my 46 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 2: computer open, and you rocked out me like, oh my god, 47 00:02:07,280 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 2: you're ordering flowers? 48 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:10,320 Speaker 1: Is that for who is that for your mom? 49 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:11,919 Speaker 2: And I go, no, that's for Sam, and you go, 50 00:02:12,480 --> 00:02:15,359 Speaker 2: holy shit, it's Mother's Day for them too. 51 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 3: We're at Thursday Mother's Days on Sunday, and yes, I 52 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 3: feel like we have me after year, We've both had 53 00:02:25,960 --> 00:02:28,680 Speaker 3: a pretty sudden moment where this is not only Mother's 54 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:29,720 Speaker 3: Day for them, but it's their. 55 00:02:29,639 --> 00:02:32,240 Speaker 2: First Mother's Day. Mother's Day, So how are you playing this? 56 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: Are you haven't got a plate? I haven't. I haven't 57 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 1: thought of a play. This happened five minutes ago. 58 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 2: I know, and the only thing that you had booked 59 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,280 Speaker 2: was the restaurant for you and me for Saturday night. 60 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,280 Speaker 3: There was a moment where I was explaining to her 61 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,560 Speaker 3: when we booked in this dinner because we've got a 62 00:02:47,639 --> 00:02:49,600 Speaker 3: calendar that we can both see so we know each 63 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 3: other are doing. 64 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,040 Speaker 1: I had the nerve not realizing Mother's Day with. 65 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,000 Speaker 3: The next day where I was like, oh, no, no, no, no, 66 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,400 Speaker 3: that's not you and Sam coming like it not a 67 00:02:57,400 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 3: partner's affairs, just me and Will has sort of like, 68 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:03,880 Speaker 3: how do you assume that you were coming to this 69 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:07,359 Speaker 3: dinner on Saturday night? Whereas she's obviously thinking, oh, maybe 70 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:08,399 Speaker 3: that was a nice. 71 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:12,560 Speaker 1: You and I were doing, and I. 72 00:03:12,639 --> 00:03:16,800 Speaker 3: Made her feel bad for assuming she was invited to 73 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:17,560 Speaker 3: our dinner. 74 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:22,919 Speaker 2: It's outrageous that we have to This is not fair. 75 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,560 Speaker 1: What's not hang on, what's not? 76 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: I'm not There's no part of me that is looking 77 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 2: forward to or enjoying the fact that I have the 78 00:03:33,200 --> 00:03:36,240 Speaker 2: two women in my life who I am most scared 79 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:41,040 Speaker 2: of and whose respect and impression I want to nail 80 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 2: the most. Then those two women, and they've got a 81 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:47,240 Speaker 2: special day for both of them on the same day. 82 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 2: I mean, you're terrified of your mum as well. 83 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:49,760 Speaker 1: Of course I am. 84 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:52,840 Speaker 2: You. You're going to have to choose what you're going 85 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,880 Speaker 2: to do with your time on Mother's Day? Are you 86 00:03:54,920 --> 00:03:56,600 Speaker 2: going to go We're. 87 00:03:56,480 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 1: Not doing this. 88 00:03:58,720 --> 00:04:00,320 Speaker 2: Now? Do when you wake up at six clock and 89 00:04:00,360 --> 00:04:03,440 Speaker 2: your hunger's balls and you're like, gee whiz, the two 90 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 2: largest forces in my life are pulling me to other 91 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,920 Speaker 2: sides of town because you're the same as me as well. 92 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:09,240 Speaker 2: Your mum's on the other side of town. 93 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:10,480 Speaker 1: To the side of town. 94 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 2: So are you going to make the trip or are 95 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,360 Speaker 2: you going to spend your time with mim? 96 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 3: That's I don't want to spoil the dinner that we've 97 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:17,400 Speaker 3: got on Saturday night. We're not having this now is 98 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 3: we just enjoy the dinner and we pretend. 99 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,560 Speaker 1: To do because the other thing is I've made a call. 100 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,760 Speaker 2: By the way, I've made it as. 101 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,440 Speaker 3: Oh that's big. MIM's mum's involved as well. Here she'll 102 00:04:27,480 --> 00:04:29,320 Speaker 3: want to get around her mum. So I have three 103 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:32,280 Speaker 3: I have three things going. You've got a Dutch mother and. 104 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:35,040 Speaker 1: Loh shit, I'm I've got a worse off than one percent. 105 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,720 Speaker 1: I'm worse off than yeah, yeah, yeah, what am I 106 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:41,599 Speaker 1: going to do? Well, I don't I don't know. I 107 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:43,520 Speaker 1: do think, though, I do think. 108 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,280 Speaker 3: And I'm not just saying this because I know my 109 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:48,560 Speaker 3: mom doesn't listen to this radio show because she doesn't 110 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:53,279 Speaker 3: respect what we do. I am going to prioritize mim 111 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,320 Speaker 3: because it's her first mother. 112 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:57,320 Speaker 1: I am your mother, and I actually. 113 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:02,080 Speaker 3: I actually recently got my real mum, so my mum 114 00:05:02,160 --> 00:05:02,640 Speaker 3: a gift. 115 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 1: And before I got it, after I got it. 116 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:10,000 Speaker 3: I've got a thread of a bunch of mates and 117 00:05:10,040 --> 00:05:12,400 Speaker 3: someone put in as a joke, this is a great 118 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:13,000 Speaker 3: gift idea. 119 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:15,400 Speaker 1: Go to kmart and get a personalized mug with a photo. 120 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,680 Speaker 1: He said that as a joke, I actually got that gift. 121 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:24,240 Speaker 1: Hear more of the boys on the full podcast. 122 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:25,520 Speaker 2: Just scroll up.