Speaker 1: On Flex and Frooms. Flex and Frooms.
Speaker 2: This is the Flex and Frooms catch up podcast, Flex
Speaker 2: and Free Me for your head top. Life is a lot.
Speaker 2: I was exfoliating the other day and I was thinking,
Speaker 2: why why do we do anything? Not in a nihilistic way,
Speaker 2: because I just can't stand nihilism, But just when you
Speaker 2: stop yourself in the middle of a routine and you're like,
Speaker 2: what am I doing this for?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 1: Who is this for?
Speaker 2: Is it for me?
Speaker 1: I don't know a routine, huh, any kind of routine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, like sometimes you find yourself like, for example,
Speaker 2: sometimes I think we might have been talking about it.
Speaker 2: The other day, I was thinking about being polite, and
Speaker 2: I was like, who's that for? Who does that serve
Speaker 2: for me? To be polite? When I don't see your polite.
Speaker 2: One thing I've been challenging myself to do, based in
Speaker 2: our rules for life, is to not over over perform
Speaker 2: how much I like an acquaintance.
Speaker 1: Like I really, world is not ready for this.
Speaker 2: I know because I've really struggled with this idea of
Speaker 2: not necessarily being likable because of a lot of people don't
Speaker 2: like me. But this idea that everyone should get this
Speaker 2: flex experience because I go around being really like the
Speaker 2: lads through me and having the best time and whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't want someone to feel left out, but I
Speaker 2: don't actually care, and I've gotten into this trap of
Speaker 2: making acquaintances feel like really good friends and then then
Speaker 2: pushing boundaries or feeling close or me not knowing how
Speaker 2: to manage that friendship properly because we're actually not friends.
Speaker 2: So now when I'm out in public or with people
Speaker 2: who I'm not that close with, I need to challenge
Speaker 2: myself to learn how to just be polite, how to
Speaker 2: just keep it at a distance, how to not give
Speaker 2: a lot and then pull away.
Speaker 1: Interesting.
Speaker 2: It's really hard because it's you know how it's you
Speaker 2: observe it. You see the way I talk to strangers,
Speaker 2: and it's a nice feeling, but it actually doesn't do
Speaker 2: anything for me. When someone it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: she really likes me. It's amazing, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 2: I overdid it. And it's a manipulative thing as well,
Speaker 2: Like I think it's people please a core. It's not
Speaker 2: at the root people pleaser, but definitely is like, well
Speaker 2: why don't I want you to like me? But now
Speaker 2: I'm like why does it matter if I don't actually
Speaker 2: like you. I don't dislike you, but I don't. Why
Speaker 2: am I going above and beyond to make you feel
Speaker 2: so comfortable with me when I need to save that
Speaker 2: energy for my people.
Speaker 3: Sounds like an ascension technique it is. I look forward
Speaker 3: to seeing how it goes. I think it's working.
Speaker 1: Let's go flex and frooms like see.
Speaker 3: I know you and I have been in the process
Speaker 3: over the years of finding and leaving rentals. We are
Speaker 3: in the rental market, you and I as young women
Speaker 3: in a professional setting, along with every.
Speaker 2: Other person because anyone who needs a home.
Speaker 3: And obviously we're going through a bit of a rental
Speaker 3: crisis here in Sydney and abroad. Melbourne is also implicated.
Speaker 3: The whole of Australia is implicated. But when your two
Speaker 3: major cities.
Speaker 2: You're saying we have it worse off than everybody you know.
Speaker 3: I'm saying I feel like it started in Sydney, like
Speaker 3: the Melbourne rental crisis didn't really hit until semi recently.
Speaker 1: I would say. And I saw this article reshared on Reddit.
Speaker 3: What okay. It was uploaded one thousand, six hundred times,
Speaker 3: and it was a comment on this article that was
Speaker 3: talking about how every article related to the housing crisis
Speaker 3: kind of has a title like plenty would rather rent
Speaker 3: than own their own home. Apparently there's like a shift
Speaker 3: in Australia of people being willing to rent as opposed
Speaker 3: to buying it, and this obviously flies in the face
Speaker 3: of like the typical inverted coomas Australian dream. One of
Speaker 3: the biggest parts of the Australian dream is owning a home.
Speaker 3: I would say it's something that people put a lot
Speaker 3: of pressure on themselves for and also it's kind of
Speaker 3: like a personality.
Speaker 1: Trait if you do it.
Speaker 3: I would say, we all know the requisite Facebook posts
Speaker 3: of you in front of the billboard, often telling people
Speaker 3: where you live. So it's quite a dangerous thing to do,
Speaker 3: but it also, i can imagine, is very exciting. And
Speaker 3: the top comment that was awarded on Reddit suggested an
Speaker 3: alternative and I write, okay, counterpoint, If there's so many
Speaker 3: of us who prefer to rent, why don't we have
Speaker 3: a social standard for long term leases. In Europe there's
Speaker 3: a massive rental market and it's not uncommon to see
Speaker 3: ten year or possibly up to thirty year leases. But
Speaker 3: here you'll be hard pressed to find an agent willing
Speaker 3: to front up anything longer than twelve months. Right now,
Speaker 3: I'd love to buy, but I can't afford a big
Speaker 3: house enough for my family. However, I also have no
Speaker 3: chance of finding long term stability in the rental market.
Speaker 3: I'm not expecting both options, but having one of them
Speaker 3: would be nice. How smart could that be? Having ten
Speaker 3: year rentals? Because I think about it often, like if
Speaker 3: you're like, it's pretty fine for me to rent because
Speaker 3: I don't have any dependables, Whereas like, if you're renting
Speaker 3: and then you want to move every five years, this
Speaker 3: is not a vibe. We have to move schools, like,
Speaker 3: we have to do all these kind of things, like
Speaker 3: we need to have an alternate.
Speaker 2: Your family owned there, because all of us who just
Speaker 2: lived in rentals our whole child, were like, yeah, you
Speaker 2: just where it's like, so this is what we have
Speaker 2: to do. Yeah, that's what we've been doing, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's pretty upsetting. But do you think this
Speaker 3: could be implemented?
Speaker 2: I think anything could be implemented, But realistically, in order
Speaker 2: for that to work, the people that it benefits would
Speaker 2: need to agree. And I think that's like the great
Speaker 2: issue with a lot of change happening, that the people
Speaker 2: who would be most impacted are the gatekeepers of change.
Speaker 1: Literally, because I imagine, if you sorry, people.
Speaker 2: Who are the litt least impacted are the gatekeepers change storry.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I can imagine people who because it is
Speaker 3: so hard to buy a house in Australia, a lot
Speaker 3: of people that buy houses and then rent them out
Speaker 3: are going to want to like move back into them
Speaker 3: or sell them on. So they're not going to sign
Speaker 3: a five year lease because if they sell it within
Speaker 3: two years.
Speaker 1: They're going to make a tidy profit. Anyway.
Speaker 3: Anyway, good luck to me when I want to find
Speaker 3: a new house, and to everyone else, I pray that
Speaker 3: we can do.
Speaker 2: This Okada flex and frooms flex and froms. It's not
Speaker 2: that often where I see something on the internet too
Speaker 2: good to be true and I run to share it
Speaker 2: with Miss Thrum. But this listen here. Air Asia budget
Speaker 2: airline in Australia releases an unlimited travel pass for seven
Speaker 2: ninety nine that's seven hundred and ninety nine dollars annually.
Speaker 2: You can travel unlimited apparently get to go to the Maldives, Korea,
Speaker 2: Japan and Southeast Asia, all around Australia. I said, what
Speaker 2: kind of dealer is this? Either you're a bad business
Speaker 2: person or you try to drop us. I feel like,
Speaker 2: so obviously did I did my cursory research, which has
Speaker 2: going in trick comments? I said, someone's going to have
Speaker 2: done the research and'd be like, this is a scam.
Speaker 2: Not a scam, but how do you do unlimited air
Speaker 2: travel for seven hundred and ninety nine Australian dollars? So
Speaker 2: I looked at the comments. The comments said, well, number one,
Speaker 2: you have to pay taxes on each fare. What does
Speaker 2: that even mean? How much of playing taxes is that? Tempercent?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's just like when you pay tax on anything.
Speaker 3: So now you see, oh it's this price plus tax,
Speaker 3: so you just play the pucks tax?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What plus tax?
Speaker 3: How do you see this tick took the other day,
Speaker 3: which is like when your friend miss you miss says
Speaker 3: one word and then you just keep saying it I
Speaker 3: want again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny. And then I was like, okay, cool,
Speaker 2: we can pay taxes or good. So maybe I'm paying
Speaker 2: an extra one hundred dollars for a flight to Japan.
Speaker 2: And then I scrolled further down in the comments, they said, well,
Speaker 2: from Sydney you can only fly to Malaysia in New Zealand. Okay,
Speaker 2: so what is that? Is it unlimited or not? I'm
Speaker 2: so sick of marketing. I'm so sick because I'm like,
Speaker 2: why would you lie first of all? And what are
Speaker 2: you really offering?
Speaker 3: Then also there's another asterix they put you down in
Speaker 3: where the tax you go.
Speaker 2: On arrival with the.
Speaker 1: So so your seats just above the locker. Respectfully.
Speaker 2: It's just ridiculous. And I mean good on them because
Speaker 2: I'm talking about it, But now I feel peeved and
Speaker 2: I haven't even gotten any benefits so far.
Speaker 1: You don't really the target demographic, are you?
Speaker 2: What's reached my feed? So I guess I'm gonna weigh in. Okay,
Speaker 2: you know what if it was seven ninety nine for
Speaker 2: actually all the places that they do offer flight to,
Speaker 2: that's a great deal. I'd say, all the girls, let's
Speaker 2: get in on it. Let's start doing travels.
Speaker 3: Okay, Brookie, I actually want to get this so I
Speaker 3: can go back home to New Zealand all the time
Speaker 3: it see my family.
Speaker 2: Well, this works because if you actually need to go
Speaker 2: or you want to go, like the destinations back and forth,
Speaker 2: it's perfect. But for the rest of us.
Speaker 3: So Brookie, our producer Brookies from New Zealand, and whenever
Speaker 3: she talks about New Zealand, the New Zealand accent comes through.
Speaker 2: Does it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I swear like Brookies brought up news
Speaker 3: ceiling before and then well she's.
Speaker 2: Like New Zealan, I said New Zealand. No, no, she's
Speaker 2: said New Zealans, New Zealand. Liar Mammy. Can I listen
Speaker 2: to whatever? This is?
Speaker 1: Silly? But yeah, Asia, that sounds late. I would also
Speaker 1: get on it. I want to go to South Korea.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: Again, doesn't apply. I didn't see what the Melbourne vibe
Speaker 2: is or any other place, but the comments didn't say so.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Flex and frooms Kit.
Speaker 3: We're feeling a bit silly today, but we will bring
Speaker 3: it tepper, because this is a job.
Speaker 1: It's a nine to five. If you will, if you will.
Speaker 2: Bigsicality.
Speaker 3: I was in a shop the other day. I was
Speaker 3: in a secondhand storree in Melbourne. Good Buyers is what
Speaker 3: it's called. I'm going to dock it because it's actually lit.
Speaker 3: And the chick that served me a lily with a
Speaker 3: legend shout out, Lily. I tried on these Monolo Blannis.
Speaker 3: I've wanted Milano Blaniks, Manolo Blonnis Blanis, Milano Blanis for
Speaker 3: ages since watching Sex and City for the last three weeks.
Speaker 3: I've been watching Sex and the City since January.
Speaker 2: She just break Brookies Sharpie.
Speaker 1: No, she broke your sharpie vote didn't And.
Speaker 2: She's a liar.
Speaker 3: And I've one of them Milano Blunkies. And I found
Speaker 3: so this shop.
Speaker 2: And they were like beautiful lace, lace, kitten, heel point
Speaker 2: tow mule.
Speaker 1: Super super hot. My friends said they were tragic.
Speaker 2: Your friends a liar and hater.
Speaker 3: I know, so I didn't buy them. But anyway, I digress.
Speaker 3: I tried on this beautiful.
Speaker 2: Who let's just round out that story. So you put
Speaker 2: it on your story and you cast a vote and said, hey,
Speaker 2: what should we do? Should I get it? Should I
Speaker 2: not get it? It's fifty to fifty mostly, but I
Speaker 2: guess you're nearest and dearest except me said not to
Speaker 2: get it. I said, babes, they're incredible, You've got taste,
Speaker 2: you've got vision. Get them. She should have listened to me,
Speaker 2: and Fruit doesn't listen to me enough. And I always
Speaker 2: have her back and she never listens to me, and
Speaker 2: then she comes crawling back when things don't go right,
Speaker 2: so she leaves, doesn't get the shoes, goes back, and
Speaker 2: then of course they've been sold because one of your
Speaker 2: fans bought them.
Speaker 3: Well, I was actually going to message you when I
Speaker 3: tried them on, but it was a Saturday, and I thought,
Speaker 3: you know, we need to keep the relationship somewhat personal, sorry,
Speaker 3: somewhat professional. So I was very disappointed when you did
Speaker 3: come to and message me with your support. So it
Speaker 3: got me thinking I definitely need help, especially when it
Speaker 3: comes to shoes. I can never decide the right shoes.
Speaker 3: This has happened in Japan as well. I went to
Speaker 3: Comedy Garson's.
Speaker 2: You know you can say CDG CDG.
Speaker 1: New Zealand, and I saw this pair of.
Speaker 3: CDG shoes that were like white brogues with a black soul,
Speaker 3: and I always wanted a pair. I sent them to
Speaker 3: my friend M who's like a fashion designer, and she
Speaker 3: didn't reply in time because I was on Japan time.
Speaker 1: And then I bought them. They're like seven hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: I get home and she's like, they look like clown shoes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I had to sell them again.
Speaker 3: So I'm very like, I'm not confident when it comes
Speaker 3: to shoes.
Speaker 1: So I guess it makes me think.
Speaker 2: This is why you've wont crocs exclusively for the last
Speaker 2: three years.
Speaker 1: And I've been telling my friends like, I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I actually don't like crocs, but they're comfortable and I
Speaker 3: don't know what else to wear.
Speaker 1: So I did go back to the shop.
Speaker 3: And I bought a pair of Doc Martin's Little Cross
Speaker 3: Tea ones and they look good. But are you someone
Speaker 3: like you have quite an impeccable sense of style. Have
Speaker 3: you ever needed techn opinions or do you just go
Speaker 3: with your gut?
Speaker 2: Go with my gut. I trust my taste for me,
Speaker 2: you know. I don't like to dress people or help
Speaker 2: style people in any capacity interior, makeup, hair, because I
Speaker 2: just know what I like on meat. That's the cavet
Speaker 2: every time. So I trust my judgment enough that I
Speaker 2: can make it work. And I think if you separate
Speaker 2: a few of the items I have, they're not that
Speaker 2: cute to a lot of peas. Little bit together, I
Speaker 2: always look good. You know. It's always hard to know
Speaker 2: if somebody's just saying it looks good to appease you
Speaker 2: because they can tell you really like it, versus am
Speaker 2: I gonna get wear out of this? Is it a
Speaker 2: good purchase or whatever? So no, I don't like to
Speaker 2: do consultations when buying, though I do. I found myself
Speaker 2: doing consultations when I'm going to a party with a
Speaker 2: friend and I don't know what the like, what the
Speaker 2: dress code is. You know, I'm like, so what are
Speaker 2: we really doing? Because I'm already quite a showy person,
Speaker 2: So I don't. I feel like, do me a favor
Speaker 2: and let me know if it's not that environment, so
Speaker 2: I can yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, I want to learn how to reassure myself as
Speaker 3: opposed to seeking reassurance. Watch this space. I did buy
Speaker 3: the other shoes without any consultation, wore them that night
Speaker 3: and have horrible blisters.
Speaker 1: So the crocs are back on rotation. Are you any pickies? Yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah I did. I'll send you them.
Speaker 2: Flex and frims, Flex and frimes. Cater never miss a beat.
Speaker 2: It is days like this where I'm thankful that the
Speaker 2: algorithm works. Shout out to Cater. It's flexing frooms. If
Speaker 2: you are a girl boss, an aspiring girl Boss or
Speaker 2: filmed girl Boss or what came before girl Boss just
Speaker 2: to buss generally, or just a girl a person at
Speaker 2: this point. True, you're gonna want to hear this. How
Speaker 2: are you getting money in prison? Do you have a
Speaker 2: prison hustle at all?
Speaker 4: I'm a really great braider, so I had braid hair.
Speaker 2: How do you get paid for your prison hustles? What's
Speaker 2: a currency in a woman's prison?
Speaker 4: Some people do food, Like when I would braid hair,
Speaker 4: I'd say, hey, listen, if you're making food, throw me
Speaker 4: a plate, or let me use your TV for an hour,
Speaker 4: or let me borrow your headphones, or if you have
Speaker 4: phone time from seven to seven forty, let me switch
Speaker 4: with you. So you have the later slot and I
Speaker 4: have the beginning slot.
Speaker 1: So it all depends.
Speaker 4: Or you call home and tell your mom to put
Speaker 4: twenty bucks on my book and I will do your
Speaker 4: hair for the rest of the month, or you know,
Speaker 4: it just all depended on what you wanted, how much
Speaker 4: of it you wanted, how much you were willing to spend.
Speaker 2: So wait, yes, do they have hair ties you can
Speaker 2: get at the commissary show? And probably like the little plastic ties?
Speaker 3: True?
Speaker 2: Not the big fabric ones tricking.
Speaker 1: You'd be this chicken jail, absolutely pustling.
Speaker 2: Remember when I was on Big Brother, and when I
Speaker 2: was being antisocial because I didn't want to make too
Speaker 2: many friends, I would just pretend to be really proficient
Speaker 2: in the kitchen. I don't cook for every day. Every
Speaker 2: meal time, I'd be cooking some meals and I was
Speaker 2: the only one who could turn on the oven, so
Speaker 2: every time someone else did it to cook, they'd have
Speaker 2: to ask me.
Speaker 1: It's like an alternate universe when you're in a Big Brother.
Speaker 2: I said, this is how you hustle. I think I
Speaker 2: won't do the same thing in prison.
Speaker 1: That's scary.
Speaker 2: Oh just do hair braiding, can you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Can you braid other people's hair?
Speaker 3: I've never been able to that, Like when in primary
Speaker 3: school people would do the horsey braids, Like I'm still
Speaker 3: watching to hustle them.
Speaker 1: My hustle is jesterism.
Speaker 2: Everybody's funny in prison.
Speaker 1: Do a one hour show, a little bit of a
Speaker 1: performance piece.
Speaker 2: You think people a going to pay for that? She said,
Speaker 2: twenty bucks to do someone's here for the whole of
Speaker 2: the month. What's your fee for comedy?
Speaker 3: No, I'm going to be finding a partner outside of
Speaker 3: the jail. They're going to be wiring me money and
Speaker 3: I'm going to pay people.
Speaker 2: To take your single now. He's single now and you're
Speaker 2: not in jail. Somehow you're going to become a criminal
Speaker 2: and then find a boot somehow.
Speaker 3: I still have to go to in Donut to get
Speaker 3: massages like I'm in jail.
Speaker 2: This is Flex and Frooms on kit phone addiction, phone
Speaker 2: addiction addiction Haiku by the girls.
Speaker 3: Listen, it's not a high kite. Wait, can I make
Speaker 3: one addiction? Flex has a phone? Oh, Flexi's phone. No
Speaker 3: Flex phone?
Speaker 1: Hold on.
Speaker 3: This is annoying, favorm to listen, but let me continue.
Speaker 3: Flex has a phone phone issue. For Flex, it is
Speaker 3: really hard for her phone issue for Flex.
Speaker 1: That's a high coot through me redacted.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for sharing. So I've got two phones.
Speaker 2: I'm a full time girl boss. I'm always online, which
Speaker 2: you would be hard pressed to believe. If you've tried
Speaker 2: to text me in the last fortnight and I didn't
Speaker 2: respond because I didn't want to, let it be known.
Speaker 2: I have my phone on me most often. If I
Speaker 2: don't respond, it'scause I don't want to. But what I
Speaker 2: do try and do is when I don't actually need
Speaker 2: to be using my phone, I will just leave it. Well,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to learn how to do that. So I'm
Speaker 2: currently downsizing in my apartment, and so I'm doing spring cleaning.
Speaker 2: And I hate the act of going to the bins
Speaker 2: in an apartment. I usually live in homes. We've got
Speaker 2: your own little bin. You know it's cleaner, it's messy.
Speaker 2: My current bin room there's rats, rat poo, it's dank.
Speaker 2: There's probably one or two days a week where it's presentable.
Speaker 2: And I wasn't there that day. It's Thursday, so I
Speaker 2: had so much rubbish to take out, and so all
Speaker 2: I could have thought to hold was just my keys,
Speaker 2: and my keys attached to my wallet and attached to
Speaker 2: my swipes and everything I need. So i'm, you know,
Speaker 2: bag ladying down the lift to the bin room. The
Speaker 2: door is locked, so I have to unlock it myself
Speaker 2: with my key. I unlock it and the door swings
Speaker 2: shut straight away. My keys is still on the door.
Speaker 2: I say, oh, good, like, I'll just open the door
Speaker 2: back up. No, I couldn't open the door back up.
Speaker 2: I'm stuck in the bin. I hear scurring.
Speaker 1: What time was this?
Speaker 2: Ten pm?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: I hate it on a what day?
Speaker 2: On a weekend?
Speaker 1: Oh babe, that's bad, you know.
Speaker 2: So I hear the rats scurrying around, I see the
Speaker 2: poop everywhere. It's binge juice everywhere. It's dank, it's stale,
Speaker 2: it's a little bit warm from the residual heat wave.
Speaker 2: And now I'm trying to think sharp. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: so what do I do? What I do? So, I'm like,
Speaker 2: if I knock, nobody's gonna hear me. Because it's Tempere
Speaker 2: on a Saturday. People aren't really in the garage like that.
Speaker 2: And so I look and there's an emergency exit. But
Speaker 2: I'm like, if I leave this room now I'm locked
Speaker 2: out of the whole building. Right, you see how we're
Speaker 2: at a crisis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see the crisis. I see the christ.
Speaker 2: So I leave the room. Lucky. I was wearing like
Speaker 2: a full fit because sometimes I do naked neighbor down
Speaker 2: to the bening room. I'm like, I'm sorry, I'm just
Speaker 2: doing a big T shirt.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, you no pants?
Speaker 2: No pants? I'm like, this is my home, you know.
Speaker 2: But I was wearing a full fit this time. You know,
Speaker 2: a little like athleisure where so there's something about living
Speaker 2: next door to your best mate. There's someone about it.
Speaker 2: Because you know what I did. I went straight to
Speaker 2: her apartment. It's like a thirty second walk. Do I
Speaker 2: know what number she lives in? No, So I'm trying
Speaker 2: to ring because it's like there's no need. I just
Speaker 2: kind of rock up and she's like the door's open.
Speaker 2: So I'm like trying to figure out what apartment she
Speaker 2: lives and I'm bringing the intagram I'm bringing I don't
Speaker 2: know what's one, you know. And then so I go
Speaker 2: to like the street for you, and I'm just yelling
Speaker 2: her name in hopes that she'll come down. So I'm yelling, yelling, yelling, yelling,
Speaker 2: and then I see her door kind of open and
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, She's like what, I'm like, I've been
Speaker 2: lucked out. She's like, shut up. So obviously she comes
Speaker 2: down to save me, but she was like, I didn't
Speaker 2: even hear her. Cat was the one that heard me
Speaker 2: and started meowing towards the window. She's like, she's like,
Speaker 2: he's the one that told me you were out there.
Speaker 2: I said, thank you, king.
Speaker 1: Do you even like the cat?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do. Oh, we've got an arrangement. Like I
Speaker 2: think that he kind of is a bit scared that
Speaker 2: I'm the reason why she's not around that much. So
Speaker 2: like we I tread lightly, of course, so the story
Speaker 2: gets worse by the way we haven't. It gets worse.
Speaker 2: So she's got a key to my apartment. So she
Speaker 2: opens the door to my apartment and I say, well,
Speaker 2: my keys and my wal are still stuck in the
Speaker 2: door of the spin room, so I need to go
Speaker 2: down and get that. She's like, okay, cool. I'm like,
Speaker 2: can you stay here though, just in case. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: okay cool. So I run through the garage down the
Speaker 2: list literally run. Noay, I definitely walked at a slow
Speaker 2: pace down the lift outside of the bin room. My
Speaker 2: wallet is not there. What am I meant to do?
Speaker 2: Because the keys attached to the which is in the door.
Speaker 2: This is a big apartment building. Anyone could have a
Speaker 2: sinister person and could be there stealing my identity as
Speaker 2: we speak. So now I circle back up to my
Speaker 2: house from the outside because I don't have my keys.
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying. Now I'm locked out again.
Speaker 2: I knocking on my house door. My best friend. I
Speaker 2: can't get to it. I'm like, did she leave? She
Speaker 2: knocking on the knock, she hasn't come back. Now I'm
Speaker 2: freaking out, where is she? Where is she? Eventually she
Speaker 2: gets to the door. She's like, oh, my goodness, you
Speaker 2: would not believe what happened. What happened? She's like, so
Speaker 2: someone started knocking the door as soon as you left.
Speaker 2: I was freaking out because I was like, who could
Speaker 2: this be? She call me back already? So she opens
Speaker 2: the door and there's this guy there. He's like, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm looking for Lilian and then we're like, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: like who are you. He's like, oh, I have her
Speaker 2: keys and wallet. We're like, thank goodness. So I get
Speaker 2: back and I was like, how does he know it's me? Though?
Speaker 2: Because my driver's license dot you have my current address
Speaker 2: on the front, it has on the back. So I'm like,
Speaker 2: do they just know me in this apartment? How you know?
Speaker 2: Ho's Sofia? Anyway, so we started. We spent the next
Speaker 2: ten minutes thinking that like, I'm such a main character,
Speaker 2: like I've got a reputation in the building and then
Speaker 2: me here only to find out that I have my
Speaker 2: address on the little keychain of my keys, so like
Speaker 2: anyone could have figured that out. That is popular in
Speaker 2: the building.
Speaker 1: A horrible idea. Flex.
Speaker 2: In conclusion, don't wean yourself off your phone, because had
Speaker 2: I had my phone to begin with, I could have
Speaker 2: called Sully my best friend and stayed in the bin
Speaker 2: room with my wallet. You've gotta come saved me. It
Speaker 2: would have been fine.
Speaker 1: And inconclusion, do not have your wallet attached.
Speaker 2: No, stand by that keys.
Speaker 3: No, because if you lose your keys or your Yeah,
Speaker 3: if you lose your someone's gonna.
Speaker 1: Know where you live, come and hijack your car. It happens.
Speaker 3: Ever thought about that, It's like keeping your don't keep
Speaker 3: your registration papers in the car anyway.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of a contact. You're my eighty five?
Speaker 2: What are those?
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