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Speaker 1: Mister John.

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Speaker 2: Christmas.

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Speaker 3: You know, you guys sound wonderful as I'm approaching up

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Speaker 3: the streets here, because it's like I think, because of

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Speaker 3: the tight streets and buildings, your voice is bouncing off it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and it sounds very sort of nineteen forty one? Will

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Speaker 3: do you shutout for mom?

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean? It's bouncing off the walls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's.

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Speaker 1: Not really the vibe we're going for.

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Speaker 2: It's nice.

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Speaker 3: It's nice to know what it would sound like. They

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Speaker 3: take over Victoria Park beach, just beach cricket, Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Just for beach.

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Speaker 3: How can it be this? I got five to come

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Speaker 3: here and it was already off.

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Speaker 1: You had a few.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I can't do it anymore. I think I'm getting

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Speaker 3: too old for it. Yeah, I haven't got the staying power.

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Speaker 3: Makes me want to retire to live in an aircon.

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Speaker 3: The government should do something about it's.

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Speaker 1: Going to be in shortly, are they.

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Speaker 2: We'll have a chat then you're gonna about this. Roger

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Speaker 2: would if you would.

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Speaker 4: The thing is you're stuck with the webinar because you did,

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Speaker 4: indeed marry your beloved Milty.

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Speaker 3: I certainly did that happened. Yeah, do you know what

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Speaker 3: I must say as well. I'm very relieved because I

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Speaker 3: got sick of saying. You know, when you're engaged, you

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Speaker 3: have to say fiance, and I cannot stand that word.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's something that there's something weak about it, emasculating.

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Speaker 1: But I don't know what else to do because I'm

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Speaker 1: thirty seven. I can't say girlfriend. Do you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 3: It sounds Yeah, it's juvenile, isn't it going around? Like

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Speaker 3: I met her in a sandpit next to the swings? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: partner partners no good partner. I feel as just that

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Speaker 3: all the juice is drained from it. Partner needs a

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Speaker 3: tablet to stand it back. You know, part It's a

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Speaker 3: dried up word, isn't it. Part For a while, I

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Speaker 3: was going with significant other, and I liked that because

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Speaker 3: it gave us some credit, but not too much credit.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what?

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Speaker 1: You're significant but you're not the main one. But now

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Speaker 1: that's all fixed because we've.

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Speaker 3: Done, done the done the deed, and now I can

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Speaker 3: happily introduce her to people as my second wife.

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Speaker 1: She loves that.

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Speaker 3: The missus, No, it's awful. The missus, like there's just

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Speaker 3: one in the world.

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Speaker 5: John, you do a lot of things in front of

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Speaker 5: a lot of people. Right comedy, it has been said

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Speaker 5: on the day, on the day, were you nervous?

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Speaker 2: Were Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, I think I was blase up until the point

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Speaker 3: of oh, it's happening now, and like bride's maids started

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Speaker 3: coming down there, and then my daughter come down there,

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Speaker 3: and then everybody's just weeping, and then I'm weeping in

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Speaker 3: front of people.

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Speaker 1: It was.

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Speaker 3: It was lovely though, it was very, very good, And

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Speaker 3: it's nice to be married again older because I think

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Speaker 3: if you get married too young, like I did the

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Speaker 3: first time, you, I think it's good to know what

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Speaker 3: a walking nightmare you are as a person before you

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Speaker 3: subject yourself some.

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Speaker 2: More significant Yeah, exactly right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but it was lovely day day, feel very

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Speaker 3: good about it.

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Speaker 4: Now you've got you've got to incorporate all sorts of things,

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Speaker 4: like for Christmas Day. Of course, it's not just you

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Speaker 4: watch You've got two families, you know, to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are.

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Speaker 3: The Christmas I just I just scoot around the place

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Speaker 3: all day?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because I'm still in very I'm very like.

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Speaker 3: We have a good relationship with my ex wife, my

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Speaker 3: daughter's mom and stuff. So we spend the morning there

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Speaker 3: and then we don't see these in law. I've got

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Speaker 3: nineteen sets of in laws, so I'll be doing that.

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Speaker 3: But i haven't got an air con in my car,

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Speaker 3: so I'm going to be a moist man.

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Speaker 2: You get them out from one place.

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Speaker 1: Just dripping show.

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Speaker 3: That's the next show, wet guy.

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Speaker 5: And you're rolling up to multiple houses where you've already

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Speaker 5: got enough food in your belly you don't really want

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Speaker 5: to wear.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the other that's the other thing.

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Speaker 3: And of that age as well, where it's like I

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Speaker 3: should be a one meal of the day guy, and

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Speaker 3: on Christmas, I'm eating several and I'm just the seat

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Speaker 3: belt overhang is something which is something chronic don't have.

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Speaker 1: Gaps, and then it is one meal.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait until I'm a distinguished enough age

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Speaker 3: that I go.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going anywhere for Christmas. You can cameras, mate,

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Speaker 1: if you want to.

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Speaker 3: You know those people that do that, these people in

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Speaker 3: the crowd, not in the I'm that guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Now you know where Elliott go is pub today? Yes?

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Speaker 1: And you he taught you given a pint. Yes, he

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Speaker 1: told you about zero football. He keeping up. Some say

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Speaker 1: he taught me some say.

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Speaker 2: I told him you were pretty good man. I thought

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Speaker 2: I was all right.

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Speaker 3: I did one of them kill curly kicks through the

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Speaker 3: still saw whatever they call it a banana.

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Speaker 2: As you can say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, No, he was a very good teacher. He

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Speaker 3: did make me run laps though, you Yeah, I thought

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Speaker 3: we were doing fun promo here. He's like, no, no,

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Speaker 3: you got to run laps. Made me actually do it. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: it's the most work I've ever done.

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Speaker 4: All right, speaking of moist man fringes around the corner.

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Speaker 1: Certainly it's got You've got shows.

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Speaker 2: I have a new show, and it.

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Speaker 3: Was I wasn't going to do one. I've had a

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Speaker 3: very busy year and I didn't think I was going

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Speaker 3: to do one. And then my daughter, this girl's nine.

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Speaker 1: Remember my daughter.

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Speaker 3: Goes, Daddy, you should do a show, and you should

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Speaker 3: call it Julius Geezer, And that was a good enough

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Speaker 3: title for me to go, okay, yea, And I just

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Speaker 3: registered it, and now I've.

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Speaker 4: Got to write it because like Will does Wilosophy.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah.

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Speaker 4: I have.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I did Absolute Geezer a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 1: Ruby just dropped them by.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a much better title than any of my

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Speaker 3: other shows. It's had such a good reception, people like

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to see this show.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, I wonder if I could get her to

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Speaker 1: write it for me.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so you're going I don't.

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Speaker 3: Well, I was in a toga for the poster. If

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Speaker 3: you look on the Fringe website and say, I spent

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Speaker 3: a hell of a long time trying to find a

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Speaker 3: laurel wreath in perf.

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Speaker 2: They seems to have gone out of fashion.

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Speaker 3: It seems you can't get them anymore, but make your own. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I ended up being a big dub and a big dub. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that's where I managed to find Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: The Roman Empires on the rise again.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So that's happening on the thirteenth and fourteenth of February

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Speaker 3: at Fremantle Comedy Factory. I'm also, if you're interested, doing

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Speaker 3: a split bill with my good friend David Hughes, double

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Speaker 3: show for it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's called Geezers as well.

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Speaker 3: You're trying to brand it, Yeah, I should, I should

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Speaker 3: copyright the word.

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Speaker 2: Can you do that geezer?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Maybe somebody else.

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Speaker 3: Will do it now then on the radio, and then

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Speaker 3: you have to pay them to use it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, people do. The worst that can happen is

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Speaker 1: they can turn you down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't know how to do it anyway. I'm not bright.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and I see how you go.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's been way too long since we saw you.

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Speaker 3: And it's like, I like that you're doing it at

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Speaker 3: a pub as well. We should do that more often.

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Speaker 3: Roaming radio station at various boozers round Perth.

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Speaker 1: Nice radio. Yeah yeah, I like that. It's quite good.

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Speaker 2: QBG fifty two I think.

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Speaker 1: All right, thank you, thank you very much for having us.

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. Everybody I've got, thank you. Thanks Glad