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Speaker 1: It's the rhyming podcast.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so what he's dreamed to be a garbage man.

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Speaker 3: That's no word of a light. That is all very true,

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Speaker 3: and I talk about it more in this podcast. But

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Speaker 3: there was something about the dudes that would hang off

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Speaker 3: the side of the rubbish truck that I just thought

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Speaker 3: was that they were living the absolute dream out. They're

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Speaker 3: in their little shorties and they're up early, they're getting

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Speaker 3: their exercise, they're they're big and strong, and they're chucking

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Speaker 3: the rubbish in. There was is the archetypal archetypal man,

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Speaker 3: and I wanted to be one. Yeah, now look at

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Speaker 3: me just slumming it here on radio while those garbos

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Speaker 3: are out there, probably bathing in crystal, you know, celebrating

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Speaker 3: the champagne. There ye're bathing themselves in crystal, the champagne,

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Speaker 3: talking about the bins they're getting tomorrow morning. Just a

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Speaker 3: rock and roll lifestyle. Do they pick up bins on

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Speaker 3: the weekend or they have the weekend off?

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Speaker 2: Can I stop listening about thirty seconds ago?

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Speaker 3: But we weren't on a hook the show, memb, because

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Speaker 3: it's very boring.

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Speaker 2: No, No, I know. I was just going to say

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Speaker 2: Ross and Nevers on the show. He's a bloody good

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Speaker 2: fun look forward to that show, you guys. I see, well,

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Speaker 2: nobody wants to hear about and crystality. Why do we

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Speaker 2: even do these interesting I know we're just a little

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Speaker 2: bit of a you know, just a bit of a hey,

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Speaker 3: What did Will want to be when he wanted to

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Speaker 3: grow up? A good question, Joe.

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Speaker 2: Marine biologist.

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Speaker 3: Oh, lets get it the podcast?

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Speaker 2: Yea? Who and where is Bud? Nobody doesn't care? What

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Speaker 2: else I can listen? Listen, listen, Hey, it's wether morning

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Speaker 2: on a Wednesday afternoon of you guys having a wonderful,

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Speaker 2: wonderful drive. We have got one of our favorite guests

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Speaker 1: I'm mixed.

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Speaker 4: It's became a firm friend of ours last year when

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Speaker 4: with nothing else to do, he joined the boys life

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Speaker 4: from wood his porch.

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Speaker 5: There's some billy.

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Speaker 1: He's back doing.

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Speaker 4: Proper work now with a brand new shirt twenty twenty

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Speaker 4: one come Back Special. One reviewer said, a categorical masterclass

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Speaker 4: in off the cuffing improvised comedy, with the funniest part

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Speaker 4: being the way he cooks from one absurd story to

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Speaker 4: the next. Sounds like they've absolutely nailed what it's like

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Speaker 4: to be around this man. Get around him.

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Speaker 1: He's back. It's Ross Noble, you are.

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Speaker 5: To be back.

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Speaker 6: I'm glad that you're glad that you played the Billy

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Speaker 6: eyeish us.

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Speaker 2: Yes, there's a change there.

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Speaker 5: I always like like Leady Gurgar.

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Speaker 6: I always changed the names of change thes.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, anybody, I mean Ross on his round porch. You

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Speaker 5: Still about.

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Speaker 2: With the most visual bit you can possibly imagine.

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Speaker 3: When you brought your ironing boards, you bought a box

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Speaker 2: He rocked out with an ironing board in the box

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Speaker 6: I was told it was going to be some so

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Speaker 5: And then your neighbors got angry and were let's not

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Speaker 6: I'd just like to see you accused me of not

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Speaker 6: knowing who Billy Eilish was.

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Speaker 2: Well, Billy A Leish in your words, Yes, yes, yes

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Speaker 2: I did. And then it turned out you were actually

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Speaker 6: Right across I've been across the eyeleish but since our

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Speaker 2: With her brother in the Beard, but you know.

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Speaker 5: How she sampled the Australian.

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Speaker 6: So basically what she did was she was in Australia

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Speaker 5: I'm a bad.

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Speaker 2: IM not sure if I can hear it. You can't.

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Speaker 5: You know, they've taken they've slowed it down. They put

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Speaker 2: There, right.

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Speaker 5: You don't believe. You don't believe that.

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Speaker 3: It has anyone googled this outside, did Billy? I've heard

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Speaker 2: A flyer and he's done exactly what I knew that

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to push your show. You're on Celebrity Apprentice

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Speaker 6: I'm at the Melbourne Comedy Festival for the whole month.

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Speaker 2: Hall twenty fifth to three for the March of April thirty,

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Speaker 2: Every night you're in Perth as well. You're doing it

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Speaker 2: Australia and we're gonna talk about your podcast, but we're

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Speaker 2: got us on a bloody tangent more Ross Noble next

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Speaker 2: stay with us, have the monocle and we've got Ross

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Speaker 3: He's been talking through the whole song.

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Speaker 2: He's going to retail everyone that one course, of course.

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Speaker 2: is going to be on What Are We on Channel nine?

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Speaker 5: Channel nine? Also how good you think I am at business?

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Speaker 3: You'll think outside the box though as well.

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Speaker 5: Exactly you could.

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Speaker 3: Sell things, actually can you could sell anything? And you

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Speaker 5: Do you want to buy this water?

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Speaker 6: All let's see is tune in in the first two

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Speaker 5: There was a lot of fun.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's there's a big cast in there.

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Speaker 2: It was your favorite. We've got Michelle Bridges, We've got whippers.

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Speaker 2: Jana Blazer is on there. You've got Anthony Khalia very

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Speaker 2: Lord Alan Sugar is the dude. So's he's the British

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Speaker 6: Well what's funny about him is he's he talks like

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Speaker 6: that bloody bloody he's a bit of that. He's from

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Speaker 6: it's one of those things where, yeah, I don't know

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Speaker 6: And I don't know, I don't know what's going to

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about your comedy show, because the comeback specials

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Speaker 6: Look, it's one of those things where you know, Elvis, Elvis. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that and then and it wasn't that long, was it?

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Speaker 5: Really? It was only a yeah, No.

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Speaker 3: It felt like a long time though. I really felt like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and you were staying on your farm. You pretty much

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Speaker 3: we're farm bound.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I was, yeah, exactly farm bound.

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Speaker 2: Now, sorry, you're going to bring something up good A podcast, yes,

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Speaker 2: where you're discussing, where you're discussing the origins and you're

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Speaker 5: That's correct.

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Speaker 6: It's called the Ross Noble Podcast or Ross Noble podcast ed.

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Speaker 6: Kevin myself there and that covet is is we do

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Speaker 6: it together. He's a special guests No, no.

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Speaker 5: Together. But it was just called it Ross Norble Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, you'd love that. Now, what what you've tried

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Speaker 5: How many episodes we've done? Nothing, We've done about twenty five.

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Speaker 2: Few and you've had about twenty three on that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we just keep getting side tracked the big.

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Speaker 2: What's the biggest sidetracked part? Like what what's tangentially, what's

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Speaker 6: I would say ice cream makers on the Mandalorian. What

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Speaker 2: You can get it on the podcast with I'm not

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Speaker 5: This is the way.

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Speaker 2: But I was is going to tangent us well over

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Speaker 2: time as he always does, and I'm gonna get in

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Speaker 2: trouble for it. Not you Ross, Thanks so much.

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Speaker 5: It was a pleasure.

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Speaker 2: It's always they come Back Special the Australian to Comedy

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Speaker 2: Dot Company. You can book for him there all across

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Speaker 6: You know, I'll come back and I'll spill the beans

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Speaker 6: nice what happened on the show when it goes out?

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Speaker 6: And you, because I'm you know what, I'm sure you'll

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Speaker 3: Would correspond? Would you be an official correspondent the day

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Speaker 5: More than happy to do that for the two however

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Speaker 5: long I last.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Woods, I mean Maths as it always does. Stole

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Speaker 2: in the week, and I just I was captured a

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Speaker 2: little bit by Patrick complaining about Belinda's erotic massage.

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Speaker 7: Have you ever given someone a message?

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Speaker 3: Just my cat?

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Speaker 7: Some parts were actually good and some parts felt like

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Speaker 3: She put her finger in my ear, she pinched my nipples.

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Speaker 7: Oh no, she started stomping on my back. Her massage

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Speaker 7: wasn't very ironic at all.

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Speaker 2: No, I hate to break the news to you Patrick,

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Speaker 2: I don't think that massages, a request for a massage

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Speaker 2: But thirty one and six five is the phone number?

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Speaker 2: That's the question for you.

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Speaker 2: So thirty one and six five to massages ever lead

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Speaker 3: Ever?

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Speaker 2: Does it ever mean that you would like to have

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Speaker 2: Well, you're you're currently Can I just say before you

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Speaker 8: So you you you need to chill, you need to

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Speaker 3: But I just think when your loving partners hands are

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Speaker 2: I see early on woods, You're naive. I'm sorry, you're naive.

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Speaker 2: just not the case. Let's go to Sam, Sam, what

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Speaker 9: Well, I reckon that one.

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Speaker 10: Every time that I've been nice to give a message,

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Speaker 3: Wow, Sam, Sem me jesus, do you think you're a

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Speaker 9: I actually I would give up my day job to

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Speaker 2: Well, there you go. I mean maybe that maybe I'm

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Speaker 2: so Sam. So you've got one hundred percent strike rate

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Speaker 9: Okay, maybe not one hundred of but it's in the

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Speaker 2: That is nothing short of impressive. All right, Magic Hans,

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Speaker 3: But that's what we've touched on there a little bit there.

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Speaker 2: The hands has got a big part to do it.

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Speaker 11: Look, I massage just never crossed my mind to lead

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Speaker 2: Interesting, it's like training my dog, Like she doesn't get

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Speaker 9: Well, I'm I'm a number three kids, so I just

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Speaker 3: So sorry, So hang on, Georgia. Is there any part

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Speaker 3: That's right.

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Speaker 10: Thanks you so well.

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Speaker 2: This is fascinating for me. This is fascinating for me.

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Speaker 2: The guy on MAVs got awful norful massage. Patrick was

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Speaker 9: Let's just say, happily married twenty three years always ends

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Speaker 10: Wow.

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Speaker 3: That is across the board, So Kylie, Wow. And so

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Speaker 9: Not all the time, but there is times when I'm like, yeah, whatever, it's.

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Speaker 3: and a pound. He's just laying into you obviously, Yes, yeah, yeah, bloody.

445
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Speaker 2: Hell well so. And he's six years older than you, lucky.

446
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Speaker 2: And I'm also reading that he actually is like a

447
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:01,919
Speaker 2: trained fighter.

448
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,520
Speaker 10: Yes, but he's doing this training thing. He has his

449
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,480
Speaker 10: first amateur professional fights coming up in July.

450
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:12,880
Speaker 3: Wow, So these is a pretty aggressive ground and pounds

451
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:13,920
Speaker 3: then while you're getting.

452
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Speaker 10: There, Yes, yes, especially when he grabs my finger and

453
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:18,680
Speaker 10: like twists that all the way over. And he's a

454
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,359
Speaker 10: dirty fighter.

455
00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:27,399
Speaker 13: That is classic, classic Simpling bit that I'm glad to

456
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:29,920
Speaker 13: hear that still going around. Actually, the old back finger.

457
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,840
Speaker 13: You think that'll get.

458
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Speaker 2: Lost in the wash over the years. But if it

459
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Speaker 2: ain't broke, don't fix it. Lucky, Well, look what we're

460
00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:38,960
Speaker 2: gonna do up next. We're gonna go to a song.

461
00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:43,240
Speaker 2: We're going to prank your brother Jake Woods and I

462
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:46,879
Speaker 2: need a song just to think about exactly what the

463
00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: prank's going to be, just so we can sort of

464
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Speaker 2: come together and have a good idea for it. But

465
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Speaker 2: I think there's definitely something in the fact that he's

466
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Speaker 2: got his first fight coming up, and it obviously takes

467
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Speaker 2: his fighting pretty seriously, doesn't he.

468
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Speaker 10: Yes, yeah, definitely, so.

469
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Speaker 3: It's really good. So he's got a professional fight coming up, Lucky.

470
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Speaker 2: Yes, Wow, Okay, we can work well. I think we're

471
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 2: definitely going to be able to teach him mouth Lockie,

472
00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:13,440
Speaker 2: stay with us, mate, and we will help you get

473
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,959
Speaker 2: a little bit of justice over your brother, over your

474
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:17,760
Speaker 2: brother Jack. We'll do it right up next, stay with us.

475
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,639
Speaker 2: It is Will and Woody and it's all thanks to

476
00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:25,080
Speaker 2: Zack Snyder's Justice League, which is streaming now on Binge.

477
00:22:25,200 --> 00:22:27,600
Speaker 2: We're gonna be pranking Lockie's brother right out, miss and

478
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 2: Will and Woody.

479
00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:33,080
Speaker 12: Will and Woody bring justice thanks to Zack Snyder's Justice League,

480
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 12: streaming on Binch.

481
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all thanks to Zack Sneider's Justice League, which

482
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,440
Speaker 2: is streaming on Being Woods. We are helping Ousie seek

483
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:43,160
Speaker 2: the justice they deserve by getting back at the everyday

484
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,480
Speaker 2: villains in their lives. We've just had Locke who's reached

485
00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 2: out to us some months to get a bit of

486
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Speaker 2: justice on his older brother.

487
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,640
Speaker 3: That's it, his older brother who turns the lights off

488
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:54,760
Speaker 3: and plays the Undertaker music whenever they're home together and

489
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Speaker 3: effectively just beats him up. So look, Lockie is waiting

490
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Speaker 3: in the wings there can hear all of this. But

491
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Speaker 3: we've got Jake's number right now. We know he's got

492
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Speaker 3: a professional fight coming up julye.

493
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Speaker 2: He actually is a professional fighter.

494
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Speaker 3: Which is why, which is what, which is what means

495
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:12,680
Speaker 3: we probably shouldn't be franking in, but here we are. Yeah,

496
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 3: but will you're going to call him as a as

497
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Speaker 3: a promotions person, I'm.

498
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Speaker 2: Gonna Cormers Mickey. I'm an a Cormas Mickey Snapper who's

499
00:23:21,119 --> 00:23:25,680
Speaker 2: a fight promoter in Brisbane and he's organizing a big

500
00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 2: fight and he's interested in Jakie. He likes the look

501
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,400
Speaker 2: of him. But Jakie is going to have to prove

502
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Speaker 2: that he can promote himself if he wants to be.

503
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Speaker 3: On the bill for the big fight. Perfect, all right,

504
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Speaker 3: We've got Jake's number here. Let's see how we go.

505
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Speaker 2: What is that Jakie Dwyer? Yep? Good? How My name's

506
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Speaker 2: Mickey the Snapper. How are you or just Mickey Snapper?

507
00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 2: I'm just killing because I'm organizing a bit of an

508
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Speaker 2: under the card fight night down in Brizzy And I

509
00:23:58,880 --> 00:24:01,520
Speaker 2: heard you were doing a fight you self on July three?

510
00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 2: Was it? Where are you from?

511
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Speaker 3: Mate? Sorry?

512
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,960
Speaker 2: Well, originally from London, but now I'm just I'm calling

513
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Speaker 2: from on behalf of the a f C A a

514
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Speaker 2: f C A okay, yep. So I've got a few

515
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Speaker 2: evy it is, and they're going to be coming in,

516
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Speaker 2: you know, hopefully you'll sort of be like an next

517
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Speaker 2: year sort of thing. But I need a couple of

518
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,399
Speaker 2: well like terriers in the ring, you know, like like

519
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,280
Speaker 2: a couple of Jack Russells, you know, the Jack Russell

520
00:24:27,359 --> 00:24:31,320
Speaker 2: the little fight, you know, little Jack Russell's. Yeah, if

521
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:34,040
Speaker 2: you're willing, you're not, you're obviously not quite a name yet.

522
00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 2: If you've got a name for your fight on July three,

523
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Speaker 2: have got a name. Yeah, right, Is it just Jakie

524
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Speaker 2: Dwyer or is it you're a barrista rooster? Oh, Jake

525
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:49,080
Speaker 2: the rooster Dwyer. Yeah, that's the one. Would you go for, like,

526
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Speaker 2: you know, the colock eyed rooster or something like that?

527
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Speaker 2: Would you try and would you give us a crow

528
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Speaker 2: or something like that?

529
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Speaker 10: No?

530
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Speaker 9: Well, curious where do you get my number?

531
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Speaker 5: Well?

532
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Speaker 2: Actually got your number for the A F C A

533
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Speaker 2: A f c F A c F A should say okay,

534
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,520
Speaker 2: yeah right, so so so you wouldn't do the crowing.

535
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,720
Speaker 2: We're trying to find a niche for you. Have you

536
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 2: got any party tricks? You know? Do you sing?

537
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:15,960
Speaker 9: Do I sing? No? Not?

538
00:25:16,119 --> 00:25:23,560
Speaker 2: Can you rap? Can you? Can you whistle? Rap?

539
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,120
Speaker 3: When you said you were from the fire department, I'm

540
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Speaker 3: from the c f A. Excuse me, I'm from the

541
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Speaker 3: I don't know what you were thinking. What sure his brother?

542
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Speaker 3: At what point did you think you thought it was

543
00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:39,360
Speaker 3: a bit of a bit of a leg poll?

544
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Speaker 9: Oh?

545
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 10: I think when you said the cock eyed rooster.

546
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Speaker 2: Tried to turn him into the cock eyed rooster, let's

547
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Speaker 2: let's let's go back.

548
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:50,840
Speaker 3: Let's go back.

549
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Speaker 2: Let's going back and we'll come Clayton, We'll come claim.

550
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Speaker 10: Hello, you're right?

551
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Speaker 7: Is that?

552
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 2: Is that? Is that the head wire? Is that? My boy?

553
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 9: Jesus?

554
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 2: Well mate, we're locke got in touch with this. This

555
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:11,919
Speaker 2: is Will and what you were coming from radio station?

556
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:15,320
Speaker 2: And because you just suffered a prank call from us

557
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 2: as Jake the haird wire the cockade ye for himself,

558
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:22,159
Speaker 2: you've got yourself five hundred bucks cash and a year

559
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:32,119
Speaker 2: subscription to Binge. Oh yeah right, sweet chit yeah lucky

560
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 2: happy with that satisfying revenge?

561
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 10: That was amazing much?

562
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 13: Is it all?

563
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: Mate? Say you later? Boys. If anybody else wants to

564
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Speaker 2: get involved there helld on to Willowood dot com dot au.

565
00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,040
Speaker 2: It is all thanks to the movie event of the

566
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 2: year's act art is Justice League, which is streaming now

567
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:53,600
Speaker 2: on Binge. Willinwoody dot com dot au. If you would

568
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,679
Speaker 2: like to seek justice on a villain in your life.

569
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast right now.

570
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Speaker 3: Wiland Woodies. Hello, you call us and try and convince

571
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Speaker 3: us that you're in the car with somebody else and

572
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Speaker 3: number thirty one oh sixty five. We've got Lauren here.

573
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Speaker 9: Hi Lauren ah, Hi, guys, how are you very well?

574
00:27:16,320 --> 00:27:19,560
Speaker 3: Thank you? Lauren? Who are you in the car with Oh,

575
00:27:19,600 --> 00:27:19,960
Speaker 3: I'm in.

576
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Speaker 5: The car with my daughter.

577
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Speaker 3: Actually, oh your daughter? What's her name?

578
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:24,239
Speaker 2: In hell?

579
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Speaker 3: Is she?

580
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 10: She's thirteen?

581
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,520
Speaker 11: Her name is Zally?

582
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:28,840
Speaker 3: Zally?

583
00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:30,359
Speaker 2: Yes?

584
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 3: Okay? Can you can you hand the phone over to

585
00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 3: Zali please?

586
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:35,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

587
00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 9: Sure, I'll just pop her on, Okay, handing it over now?

588
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:44,159
Speaker 3: Okay, Hello, Hi, Zally? Did you go to school today?

589
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 11: Yeah?

590
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:51,280
Speaker 3: Wow, pretty bloody good? Zali? What's your favorite movie?

591
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,920
Speaker 9: I don't really have a favorite movie, to be honest.

592
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:57,760
Speaker 3: Jesus very good.

593
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 2: I I don't know how Lauren, it would it would

594
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,280
Speaker 2: be capable of changing her voice that much.

595
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 3: Should we make him sing? Sure? Lauren? What's you favorite song? Sorry, Sally,

596
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,120
Speaker 3: what's your favorite song?

597
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 11: I don't have a favorite song after glor Bye ed Sheer.

598
00:28:20,240 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 3: Okay, sing it for me? Sing it for me, Sally?

599
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, Sally's chicken. That's fair enough.

600
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Speaker 3: That's fair fair enough.

601
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,760
Speaker 2: I reckon, there's too agreed, Lauren.

602
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 3: We think Sally is real? Sally is real?

603
00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 2: At the point, Oh wow, I mean it could have

604
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 2: been an amazing voice, Lauren. But thanks for calling any

605
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:50,479
Speaker 2: Let's go to Nicholas here?

606
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,360
Speaker 5: Can I Nick?

607
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: Hi?

608
00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:53,720
Speaker 5: Nick?

609
00:28:53,760 --> 00:28:56,160
Speaker 2: Are you and the cowboy yourself? Are you calling with someone.

610
00:28:58,960 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 3: With your friends?

611
00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,320
Speaker 9: Yeah?

612
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 11: A basket?

613
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,080
Speaker 3: Gee, that's controversial. How can you put your friend's mum

614
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:05,560
Speaker 3: on the phone?

615
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:05,880
Speaker 2: Nick?

616
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 3: Yeah it is the Oh gee, whiz had Nick's friend's mum?

617
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:15,560
Speaker 3: Where's your kid?

618
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,640
Speaker 9: My kicks in the cartoon? I'm here as well?

619
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Speaker 2: Bloody three of them? Wow, they're going forever. If that's

620
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 2: the same person doing three different voices, that is it? Well?

621
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Speaker 2: Do you want to figure that out?

622
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:31,320
Speaker 11: Sorry?

623
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Speaker 3: Can I speak to the mum again?

624
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:32,960
Speaker 2: Mum?

625
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 3: Where? Where? Where's basketball?

626
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Speaker 13: Basketball?

627
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 11: Is a worry?

628
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Speaker 9: Would today?

629
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Speaker 2: Gee? I mean you reckon? There's a similar, a tonal similar.

630
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Speaker 3: There's a there's a not to be offensive here? I'm sorry,

631
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Speaker 3: there's a squeak. There's a squeak there.

632
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Speaker 2: Who's the mom? Who? What's the mum's name? Do we

633
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,200
Speaker 2: know what's your name? Mate's mum?

634
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 9: Amanda?

635
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,040
Speaker 3: That sounded pretty mummy? Uh Amanda? Can you hand it

636
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 3: over to Nicholas again? Please?

637
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:01,239
Speaker 9: Sure?

638
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:01,200
Speaker 10: Here?

639
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 3: Oh no, there's got their threat. There's got to be

640
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 3: through and then Nick?

641
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,760
Speaker 2: And then Nick? Who's your mate? Who's the third person?

642
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 2: Can we can we hear from Jack here? I think

643
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Speaker 2: we're talking ourselves into it. I think we're talking to

644
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Speaker 2: ourselves into it. I think there's three people there. It's

645
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:21,440
Speaker 2: got to be it's just a genius call.

646
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Speaker 3: Okay, we think there's three of you in there.

647
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Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, got him again?

648
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Speaker 3: Great stuff?

649
00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 2: You three?

650
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Speaker 3: All right, let's got to taken now, Teagan.

651
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Speaker 2: Hi, wasn't really great stuff, was it? I mean you

652
00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:37,360
Speaker 2: and I just confused ourselves. Yeah, starting to realize it's

653
00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: part of the issue with this game. Is we you

654
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:41,600
Speaker 2: and I just yeah, we just we just trick ourselves

655
00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 2: into thinking that there are these amazing people. No one

656
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 2: at this point has been talented. They've alady spoken with

657
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 2: their normal vices. Have just been trigging ourselves. Let's go

658
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:50,480
Speaker 2: to teaking.

659
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 3: Though, he taking.

660
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Speaker 9: Hello, how are you very well?

661
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 3: Thank you? Teagan. Who are you in the car with?

662
00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:58,400
Speaker 9: I've got my cousin from Italy, Carla.

663
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Speaker 11: She's here, Carlo.

664
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Speaker 3: Okay, can you put color on the fun place?

665
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Speaker 9: Yeah?

666
00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:08,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, and she's a bit worried that her English isn't

667
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 11: so great, so that's ok.

668
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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Cala, Hello, Hi, calah choo.

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Speaker 2: Here forgive us the formal grading.

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Speaker 3: What are you? What are you doing in Australia.

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Speaker 11: Color, I've been Australia for two two and a half years.

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Speaker 11: I teach Italian.

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Speaker 8: That's the primary school Italian.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't speak English, Bill. That would be a bit

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Speaker 3: of a worry for a teacher. Yeah, I would say,

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Speaker 3: can you take in?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? What what's cola? Carla? Can you say for me?

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Speaker 2: Okaya make a constipated cow? What do you think?

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Speaker 3: What did you just make us a constampated cow? Hilarious taken?

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Speaker 3: We think there's only you though it is. And you

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Speaker 3: said constampated cow.

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Speaker 2: And you got yourself trying to buck to spending times

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Speaker 2: on congratulations, just just to putting on a You've got

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Speaker 2: two hundred dollars to spended times on check out times

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Speaker 2: on for a word of fan that's all yours, no

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Speaker 2: thanks to playing final line.

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Speaker 1: It's the Rhymo Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Do you have a complex?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: Button push and Joel rubs crumbs off his shirt.

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Speaker 3: Sorry you did that very aggressive one?

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Speaker 2: Too many corn? Too many corn? Christian the sung there mate? Right?

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Speaker 2: So do you have a complex job title for a

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Speaker 2: basic job?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 2: Does your job title just sound like you do way

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Speaker 2: more than you actually do? If that's you give us call.

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Speaker 2: The reason I'm asking you this is because Prince Harry,

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Speaker 2: the one and only, has a brand new job.

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Speaker 14: Get you got a job, Listen, Prince Harry has a

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Speaker 14: new job. It's been hired by.

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Speaker 2: First of all, it's Harry, it's not Prince.

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Speaker 3: Harry, so Americans see it, man Harry.

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Speaker 14: Prince Harry has a new job. He's been hired by

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Speaker 14: Better Up, a Silicon Valley startup that provides employee coaching

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Speaker 14: for corporations. With his new title of Chief Impact Officer,

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Speaker 14: the Prince will help promote mental fitness.

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Speaker 3: That's a comical title. Chief Impact Officer.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Prince Harry is now Chief Impact Harry, chief

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Speaker 2: Impact Officer.

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Speaker 3: So what does he do?

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Speaker 2: Mate, no idea. I think it's it's professional coaching. But

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Speaker 2: he's the chief. It's what I'm saying though, So people

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Speaker 2: have these job titles. It's just like that isn't actually

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Speaker 2: what you do.

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Speaker 3: But that says nothing, like does it just mean he

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Speaker 3: has an impact on people? So he comes in and

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Speaker 3: it's like, well, I guess he would have an impact

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Speaker 3: because he's the Prince. That's the only thing I think

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Speaker 3: you can be doing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well you'd like to. Well, he's going to

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Speaker 2: have to have an impact if he meets the job title.

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Speaker 2: A lot of the times in these scenarios, people have

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Speaker 2: these job titles, and I really want to know if

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Speaker 2: you hear from you thirty one and six five, if

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Speaker 2: you look at your job title and you're like, I

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Speaker 2: am not what my job title says. I am.

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Speaker 3: I don't necessarily agree with this for myself. Will but

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Speaker 3: I used to have a job which some people thought

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Speaker 3: I was, you know, exaggerating a little bit.

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Speaker 2: There was an exaggerate you just totally made it up.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't. I actually had this job to pack.

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Speaker 3: Don't say what I did. I will say my job title. First,

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Speaker 3: I was a storage logistics consultant for six months when

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Speaker 3: after we were fired from radio. I first job in radio.

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Speaker 3: We got fired.

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Speaker 2: So when we're unemployed, your dad used to give you

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Speaker 2: cash so you could move boxes out the back of visuals.

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Speaker 2: That agency.

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Speaker 3: My father happened to hire my company where I was

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Speaker 3: the sole employee and I was a storage which is

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Speaker 3: his consultant, meaning that I did their storage.

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Speaker 2: So what is a perfect example of that. He's staked

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Speaker 2: boxes and he called himself a storage logistics consultant. I'll

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Speaker 2: actually take those calls as well, Like if you've got

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Speaker 2: a very very basic job and you give yourself a

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Speaker 2: fancy a name. So if you're a truck driver and

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Speaker 2: you call yourself a duration intensive cargo specialist, pretty good. Actually,

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Speaker 2: if that's you, I'd love to hear from you as well.

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Speaker 2: So thirty one of six five's a phone number. Do

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Speaker 2: you have a complex job title for a basic job

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Speaker 2: or do you give yourself a fancy name for a

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Speaker 2: very basic job? Got a question for you, guys thirty

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Speaker 2: one to six y five join the show. Do you

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Speaker 2: have a fancy or do you give yourself a fancy

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Speaker 2: job title for your very basic job. I'm going to

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Speaker 2: throw to our button push and Joel first, who's got

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Speaker 2: a mate? Who's a dish pig? As they used to

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Speaker 2: be caught? And I was a dish pig.

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Speaker 3: He was an underwater ceramic technician.

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Speaker 2: That's true. That's true, Joel, you just pressed the buttons

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Speaker 2: in the studio. But you could call yourself a dexterously

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Speaker 2: spontaneous sound technician. Tina, what's your job title?

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Speaker 9: First impression?

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Speaker 3: And you'd be a receptionist. Yep, that is a great

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Speaker 3: term for that job, which is probably more appropriate. Yes,

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Speaker 3: really couldn't agreement. That's a very important role.

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Speaker 2: Thanks to the called Tina Jayden. You've given yourself a

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Speaker 2: fancy job title.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, logistics coordinator.

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Speaker 3: Logistics coordinator?

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Speaker 2: What do you what did you used to be?

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Speaker 3: I was a storage logistics consultant. Do you just pack boxes?

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Speaker 2: Jaden? No?

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Speaker 3: What do you do for?

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Speaker 9: Clift operator?

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Speaker 2: Forklift operator?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I actually think four cliff operator. So it's been impressive. Man,

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Speaker 2: sick to the normal gear. Let's go to Sarah. Sarah,

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Speaker 2: you got a fancy job title.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, so it's not me, but it's my dad's friend.

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Speaker 9: He is a garbologist and so is he just a garb?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 14: He's a.

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Speaker 2: Funny story. Are you actually woulds you used to want

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Speaker 2: to be a garo?

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Speaker 3: That was my dream?

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Speaker 2: That was your dream?

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Speaker 3: Every single day on the drive to school. I used

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Speaker 3: to watch the blokes jumping off the bin the recycling

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Speaker 3: truck and get the bins and that was like, that's

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Speaker 3: my dream, mum.

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Speaker 2: What was it about that?

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Speaker 3: Which they were fit, strong blokes?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 3: And uh that's getting a bit of rotic, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: But I was just like, I'd love to be up

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Speaker 3: at the cracker door. And I'm still a morning person.

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Speaker 5: I love that early.

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Speaker 3: You should do it doing the bins. Yeah, I'd love

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Speaker 3: to have a job. Actually, if anyone's listening, I wrote

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Speaker 3: what's doing now?

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Speaker 2: It's there are still guys?

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Speaker 3: Still guys?

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Speaker 2: Are there?

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Speaker 3: Grace? Grace? What's the complex job title that you give yourself?

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Speaker 11: Yep, same again, senior ceramic Hijiennis engineer.

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Speaker 2: You're a dish big yeah, basically wrong with being a

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Speaker 2: dishy Gus is absolutely.

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Speaker 9: I was fourteen.

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Speaker 11: I was fourteen and it was my Facebook title.

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Speaker 2: So got jaredy and Jared you giving yourself a fancy

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Speaker 2: job title?

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Speaker 9: No, but my work has so it's a plumbing commissioner

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Speaker 9: engineer And basically what I do is once the plumber,

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Speaker 9: the real plumber's finish doing the work, I just go

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Speaker 9: around and make sure that they've silicons the toilets properly.

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Speaker 3: It's a big job.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, sorry, exactly how often do your

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Speaker 2: toilets need to be silicon?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 2: What sort of an operation.

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Speaker 9: At the bottom of the toilet to hold it together?

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Speaker 11: They do it clear silicon, and we do.

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Speaker 9: It on a high rise building.

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Speaker 11: So I do I don't know, ten toilets a day, and.

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Speaker 9: I basically just walk to an iPad and look at it. Yep,

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Speaker 9: she's right. The engineer picks this one off.

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