WEBVTT - #54: Feeling Unhinged

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<v Speaker 1>People do some weird shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a

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<v Speaker 2>trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.

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<v Speaker 3>Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,

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<v Speaker 3>mercury pikes, p y k e sky Why.

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<v Speaker 1>I Hey, as in kill hey, why okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?

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<v Speaker 1>Wood?

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<v Speaker 4>Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having

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<v Speaker 4>a good child.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just a couple of mitches. What about me?

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<v Speaker 5>Don't forget Now he is Michui and your season you open,

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<v Speaker 5>We're back grounds Caper Jenners back as well, and.

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<v Speaker 1>The cheeks Hello, boys and girls.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like we've gone back from to good morning

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<v Speaker 4>mister ChEI, No, it's now that's more being really loud.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that would be more me to you.

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<v Speaker 1>What about the teacher you had that was really cool

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<v Speaker 1>and like I hung out with you on the program?

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<v Speaker 1>Was like, what do you guys doing on the weekend?

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<v Speaker 1>You call them by their first name, like missus Jenner

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<v Speaker 1>I had.

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<v Speaker 6>I never did it?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I know. We had a miss Rachel because

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<v Speaker 1>she was cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Was she like fresh out of unithing with like a

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<v Speaker 4>brunette ponytail and all her keys.

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<v Speaker 1>On a lenyard. Oh yeah, you hear it coming to

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<v Speaker 1>be like it miss Rachel, miss Rachel David's dating Sam,

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<v Speaker 1>Like she'd know all that.

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<v Speaker 4>You would have been the teacher's pet. I just know.

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<v Speaker 4>Best friends of Miss.

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<v Speaker 1>Gray contain twice back season three.

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<v Speaker 4>How's everyone feeling about being back?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm feeling a little bit weird about it. Actually, Why? Well,

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<v Speaker 4>remember last week we were like, yeah, we're ready, We're

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<v Speaker 4>feeling rest, so we could come back. But I didn't

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<v Speaker 4>realize Mercury would be in retrograde. Oh yeah, And like

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not one of those people that big on you know,

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<v Speaker 4>astrology and all that crap. But it just it can't

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<v Speaker 4>be a coincidence that every time Mercury is in retrograde.

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<v Speaker 4>I just become that little bit more unhinged. And I

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<v Speaker 4>knew something was up. On the Saturday it started. I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, I feel different today, something's different. And then

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<v Speaker 4>I came to work and someone mentioned it and I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, are you serious again? I just there's something.

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<v Speaker 4>I just get a little bit more easily agitated, and

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<v Speaker 4>I get irrationally mad about things, like you know that

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<v Speaker 4>chick Cyrel of married at first side. I hate her

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<v Speaker 4>as of Saturday. I had no issues with her last week,

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<v Speaker 4>but now I can't stand the side of us. Every

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<v Speaker 4>time I see it, I'm like, a Cyrel, did you

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<v Speaker 4>have feelings towards a pre Saturday and nothing? I had?

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<v Speaker 7>No.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm sure she's a lovely girl actually, but I'm just like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>can't stand up that beach?

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<v Speaker 1>Anything else ticked you off? Like musically or the sun?

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<v Speaker 4>There's actually this is what my iGEM's about? Is it

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<v Speaker 4>just me for the week? So I hold that thought,

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<v Speaker 4>but yes, you've got to deal with this version of

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<v Speaker 4>me until I think it's Jenna. I'm gonna put you

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<v Speaker 4>to work. Can you google it? I think it's Feb

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<v Speaker 4>twenty one? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>First? Good?

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<v Speaker 4>Also, actually, can you just google for those who don't

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<v Speaker 4>know what is what does mercury and retrograde actually mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Because I'm one of these people that doesn't know, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what it actually means. I just know

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<v Speaker 4>that I start acting a bit whack.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Someone actually said to me yesterday, mercury

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<v Speaker 1>is in retrogade explains everything. Oh it's not an excuse,

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<v Speaker 1>So you can't just Buly, you can't do a triple

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<v Speaker 1>homicide and go yea, yeah, yeah, Mercury's in rich regret.

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<v Speaker 4>I did that once. Yes, I used to be like that,

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<v Speaker 4>but now I get it, like I'm just like I

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<v Speaker 4>felt a little bit more unhinged every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's it's up here.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, Jenna's been made redundant, beautiful thing googling for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that in twenty twenty one. Beautiful Sam is

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<v Speaker 1>out outside the glass box. Hi, Beautiful Sam had happy

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's going to take me a while to get used

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<v Speaker 4>to having someone who wants to be I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, yeah, you've seeing The videos were flanked by screens.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the screens in the middle just removed our

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<v Speaker 1>brand new, beautiful twenty twenty one artwork. I should say,

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<v Speaker 1>do we need to give me one a shout out?

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<v Speaker 4>Isn't there someone that helps one of Oh yeah, one

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<v Speaker 4>of our listeners did that. Yeah, save me a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of time, Liam Gonna thanksmographic designer.

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<v Speaker 1>The middle screen just died and up posted the Google.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm still that doesn't You're not off the hook, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm still waiting to tell me the Google it.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's see if it has a different means same. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it says, okayay, I'll read it off.

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<v Speaker 6>My screen three or four times a year. The planet

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<v Speaker 6>Mercury is set to go retrograde. That is to say,

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<v Speaker 6>it moves in an opposite direction to planet Earth.

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<v Speaker 4>And why does it make me behave like a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of a tool every time.

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<v Speaker 1>I prefer SAMs. It's exact, no, beautiful Sam says Mercury

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<v Speaker 1>retrograde will either zap you with your usual zest and

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<v Speaker 1>leave you feeling lethargic, or fill you with chaotic, scattered

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<v Speaker 1>energy that might have you feeling restless, unfocused and anxious.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh no, what yeah, okay, yep, but it doesn't

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<v Speaker 4>say anything. It doesn't say anything about being like just

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<v Speaker 4>irrationally mad. I feel like, you know, when people are pregnant,

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<v Speaker 4>they just have weird cravings that I I usually have.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got weird hatreds all of a sudden.

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<v Speaker 1>To be fair though, this, I mean that really is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just sort of you.

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<v Speaker 4>But last week I was so like, wow, optimistic, full

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<v Speaker 4>of hope. Twenty twenty one is gonna be amazing. So

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<v Speaker 4>you've got to twenty one to deal with this?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I think let me see what day that is?

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<v Speaker 4>One.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's a perfectly square mat So.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a Sunday, Okay, so quite. There'll be a few

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<v Speaker 4>podcasts to go now that two weeks.

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<v Speaker 1>In two weeks we'll be on Instagram Live, Mitch, So

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<v Speaker 1>can you report in on Instagram Live on Sunday if

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<v Speaker 1>it has if it instantly, you know what I'm gonna do.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna market now. I'm going to print out an

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<v Speaker 1>A four photo of Cyrel. I'm gonna hold it up

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<v Speaker 1>and if you've punched your ring light out of frame,

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<v Speaker 1>we know it's not Mercury Retrade. Mitchell is just awful.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back, We're refreshed, and new opener is there. Go

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<v Speaker 1>back and have it listen. It's really fun. If it

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<v Speaker 1>is your first time listening, what the hell have you

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<v Speaker 1>been doing? You had plenty of time to go back

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<v Speaker 1>and binge. But we start the show the same way

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<v Speaker 1>we do every week for three seasons in a row,

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<v Speaker 1>with an iGEM It's and is it just me something

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<v Speaker 1>we've noticed something we hate or appreciate, And let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you my note section is burst to get the

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<v Speaker 1>brand me too. Even Hayden I was like I Hayden

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<v Speaker 1>express a problem. He's like, that's probably more of an

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<v Speaker 1>engin than my boyfriend. I'm like, oh fair, I think

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<v Speaker 1>so dive.

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<v Speaker 4>After the idgems, we're going to be doing another round

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<v Speaker 4>of this. Yeah, Jenners. Every time we're torn on something,

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<v Speaker 4>we leave it up to our third wheel to make

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<v Speaker 4>the call. And this one relates to the most bizarre

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<v Speaker 4>job offer basically that Mitch and I had over the holidays.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the weirdest opportunity that's become available to us.

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<v Speaker 1>Is keeping me up at night and I'm getting cold sweats.

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<v Speaker 4>It's something we never thought we'd be asked to do,

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<v Speaker 4>but here we are. Jenny, you're the one making a call.

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<v Speaker 1>Me in particular, like the fact that I was on

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<v Speaker 1>the radar. This is truly shocking.

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<v Speaker 4>But we do it now.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, Jenna, I'm putting you at the end of

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<v Speaker 1>the show.

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<v Speaker 4>We're doing it later on. We're also doing another TikTok school.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah you know how I got you to do that

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<v Speaker 4>in the last episode. Yeah, I loved it, or bringing

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<v Speaker 4>it back.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a lot of family at Christmas, say let's

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<v Speaker 1>do Mitch's cake trick. I didn't invent that guys, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take the credit. Mitch's a genius idea. Don't use

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<v Speaker 1>the good crystals a plastic red cart. So TikTok school

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<v Speaker 1>coming up. Who wants to go first? First gym of

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<v Speaker 1>season three?

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<v Speaker 4>You go first?

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<v Speaker 1>I insist. Okay, here we go. I feel like a ceremonial,

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<v Speaker 1>like it's the first one.

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<v Speaker 4>It's really not that special.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's start. Is it just me? Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>we invented this? Now? Take a listen. I don't say

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<v Speaker 1>our impact is global, but I think something we did

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<v Speaker 1>last season has influenced the international media tickets. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a grab from the Today Show in America, which is

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<v Speaker 1>huge there, the major morning breakfast. They interviewed robb Low.

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<v Speaker 1>Beautiful interviews and you see that something like recreation, very

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<v Speaker 1>good looking American man and he's got a new show,

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<v Speaker 1>lone Star whatever. And I was, you know, like they

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<v Speaker 1>they air the Today Show on like channel seven, not

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<v Speaker 1>like ten am, And that's when I get up, so

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<v Speaker 1>I put it on. I'm drinking my coffee and I

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<v Speaker 1>catch the end of the interview and just listen. You'll

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<v Speaker 1>know exactly what it is when you hear it. But

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<v Speaker 1>they've changed up the way they hook their podcasts, and

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's because of our influence.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hit me with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen.

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<v Speaker 8>Rob promised to keep us updated on any further neighborhood sighting.

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<v Speaker 8>So Prince Harry and you can find Rob's podcast literally

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<v Speaker 8>wherever you get yours. And speaking of, don't forget to

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<v Speaker 8>subscribe to the Sunday sit Down podcast to hear the

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<v Speaker 8>full length interview with Rob Low. You can find it

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<v Speaker 8>on Apple podcasts or wherever fine podcasts are served.

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<v Speaker 1>McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, Well, okay, so this was last season

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<v Speaker 4>you were ranting about how people say or wherever you

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<v Speaker 4>get your podcasts whenever they're trying to plug that they

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<v Speaker 4>have a podcast, It's like, yeah, we know to go

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<v Speaker 4>to a podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>App DH exactly, and we.

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<v Speaker 4>Just heard that pray over you. So these people are

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<v Speaker 4>clearly just googling synonyms, like when you're trying to write

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<v Speaker 4>an essay.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost like that. Or wherever your podcasts are served.

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<v Speaker 4>Wherever fine podcasts served? Was it play again?

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<v Speaker 1>Wherever I only have the end? But off fust forward,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on, Rob Low.

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<v Speaker 8>You can find it on Apple podcasts or wherever fine

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<v Speaker 8>podcasts are served.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, wherever fine podcasts are served.

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<v Speaker 1>You just have to say wherever podcasts are serving is

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<v Speaker 1>for this one? You couldn't say, fine.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I think ours is just fine. You know it's

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<v Speaker 4>not excellent wherever?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, podcasts are served like a shrug. Yeah yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I just think people know how to find them. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>just like listen to me podcasts. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 4>beg you know where to go?

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<v Speaker 1>What about me said? Or wherever you get yours? What

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<v Speaker 1>does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like saying you can find my teatails wherever you

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<v Speaker 4>get yours. The second drawer in the kitchen everyone knows.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh but see that's her personal because we keep housing

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<v Speaker 1>the cup on the top of the oven.

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<v Speaker 4>That's stupid. Hayden's very sure. How do you expect him

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<v Speaker 4>to read it.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't fucking clean? It's me doing it all. Also, your

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<v Speaker 1>tails burnt? I left it next to the stove and

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<v Speaker 1>at court fire. Oh no, it's so pretty, the indigenous one.

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<v Speaker 4>This is why we can't have nice thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Very true?

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<v Speaker 4>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Our Influences is a general season three? You ready

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<v Speaker 1>feels me?

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 4>Do some songs just make you irrationally mad?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>The sound of some songs that just irks you.

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<v Speaker 1>There's none that spring to mind. But if I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>bad mood, yes, but not not generally. Or if mercury

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<v Speaker 1>is in retrograd, yes, is in retrograde. Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm finding myself this inherently pissed off just by certain songs.

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<v Speaker 4>Some of them have been like years spanning though, But

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<v Speaker 4>like the latest one that really fucks me off is

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<v Speaker 4>that do a Lipa one? What's that one that they're

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<v Speaker 4>playing literally every ten minutes in our workplace, levitating.

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<v Speaker 1>What we're playing.

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<v Speaker 4>It's getting a lot of radio play, and there's this

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<v Speaker 4>one lyric in it, and every time I hear I

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<v Speaker 4>literally like I want to gag. It's like it's such

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<v Speaker 4>an ick.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it, the lyrical, how the song sounds.

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<v Speaker 4>Just that one particular lyric. It's you know, I just

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<v Speaker 4>might play it right. I'll tell you when old what

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<v Speaker 4>what is it? If someone called me their sugar boo,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd be so upset.

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<v Speaker 6>My sugar bood.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's quite delightful in a way, that Do

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<v Speaker 4>a Lipa. It is at a point in her life

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<v Speaker 4>when she's not even trying to disguise how basic she

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<v Speaker 4>is uttering fucked. Phrases like that, my sugar boo, grow up,

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<v Speaker 4>it's sugar boo.

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<v Speaker 1>But what could she replace that with? Ready?

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<v Speaker 4>What about I want your baby, you want me to

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<v Speaker 4>or something like.

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<v Speaker 1>That, I want I want you to very yes, very

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<v Speaker 1>interchangeable anything.

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<v Speaker 4>There's so many words that rhyme with.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. I hate to flex this on you, and I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't actually told you, but I was in the room

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<v Speaker 1>when premiere this song to the world, and she justified

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<v Speaker 1>that lyric. She told us why. She said, this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I call my partner, as he did, and she said,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we call each other. And I wanted a

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<v Speaker 1>point of difference. I thought it was cute and it

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<v Speaker 1>stands out and it's an earworm and in every song

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<v Speaker 1>you should strive for an earworm.

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<v Speaker 4>What does she mean? She wants the point of difference

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<v Speaker 4>that's not unique on New Sugar Boo. Every basic slut

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<v Speaker 4>in my school that carried around au Sue prey Bag

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<v Speaker 4>to pe Prac called their fucking partners their sugar boo.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ship a little home economic sh is.

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<v Speaker 4>She trying to explain the lyric genius behind sugar.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to make an earworm and she has made

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<v Speaker 1>an earworm. It's just a terrible worm that's burrowing deep

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<v Speaker 1>in your brain.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, like worms aren't are positive. You use them as

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<v Speaker 4>fish bait. Like seriously, worms, if you find them in

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<v Speaker 4>your apple, you're very upset. It ruins your day.

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<v Speaker 1>Very true.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would you want to in a song should.

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<v Speaker 1>Be an ear grub? But shirts like wors Jenna, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a bird. Some would say I enjoy it.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you have others that annoy you so many? There's

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<v Speaker 4>another one they were playing at work heaps. Remember when

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<v Speaker 4>they were doing that competition bubble Boy. That it's when

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<v Speaker 4>they do the whole like the money's flying around, you

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<v Speaker 4>have to grab the money, and they were playing that

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<v Speaker 4>bubble butt song. I hate that. It just irks me

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<v Speaker 4>so much. It's you know what I mean though, when

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<v Speaker 4>a certain song is really irritating and it's like I

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<v Speaker 4>can't with this ship I have.

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<v Speaker 1>I have it here because I'm the same system as

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<v Speaker 1>car Jack. Ready, I don't mind that.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what it is, turn it off? You know

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<v Speaker 4>what it is when they say bubble butt like that

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<v Speaker 4>many he's in a row. I picture like their cheeks

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<v Speaker 4>feeling with air, like you know, you go, oh, bubble

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<v Speaker 4>but that's exactly what it is. So like you're literally

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<v Speaker 4>you know what I picture when I hear the lyrics

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<v Speaker 4>to Bubble. But I picture some fat thing in a

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<v Speaker 4>grand stand of a football stadium who's just had one

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<v Speaker 4>too many meat pies and he's just kind of vomiting

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<v Speaker 4>all over himself.

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<v Speaker 6>He's like, I can see that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know you meant like in those zombie movies

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<v Speaker 1>when they get shot and they're like.

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<v Speaker 4>Literally like someone welcome to the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he's just singing Bubble.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm getting this sense that it's just me though. No,

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<v Speaker 4>I can I can picture, but not Bubble, not that

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<v Speaker 4>songs in general that fuck you?

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<v Speaker 6>I an Max, don't you say ill on my Ava.

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<v Speaker 6>I can't stand that song.

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<v Speaker 1>Stupid psycho.

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<v Speaker 6>I will I will punch someone this song.

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<v Speaker 9>Please, don't.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate I don't find it annoying. I really hate this.

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<v Speaker 1>But there's one song that puts me off and it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't make me it doesn't make me sick. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>me really depressed.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a very different discussion altogether. If we're going to

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<v Speaker 4>do I'm down for that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but it's not like Driver's License, Like you hear

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<v Speaker 1>that and you I could go down that path. There's

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<v Speaker 1>something in this song that triggers chemicals in my brain

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<v Speaker 1>to think of death. I don't know if it's it

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm just getting the grab up, but it should

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<v Speaker 1>be similar much. That's a terrible grab. But I can't

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<v Speaker 1>even listen to it. That song makes me so upsets.

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<v Speaker 4>I love that song though, image and hebraw. Yeah, hide

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<v Speaker 4>and Seek.

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<v Speaker 1>Makes me cry? No, what I say?

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<v Speaker 4>No? That does flow Writer a remix? You fool? It's

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<v Speaker 4>called hide and Seek? That song. I feel that that

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<v Speaker 4>flow write a song samples hide and Seek?

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<v Speaker 1>What say that's terrifying?

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<v Speaker 4>I love that song? Is that does not terrify you?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you find it from the beginning?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Not just the hook this one? No, absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called hide and Seek.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's on high rotation on my iPod shuffle during

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<v Speaker 4>my email years.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't have it.

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<v Speaker 4>We don't have the official what bring it up on YouTube?

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<v Speaker 4>I know you hate it, but I insist I love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me sad thinking about it. Nothing Hayden's going

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<v Speaker 1>to die?

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<v Speaker 4>Is there any emotional attachment to the song.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never I just heard it once on the radio here.

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<v Speaker 4>It's almost like mercury retrogade is making you.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's Google.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you dare? Bring that favor up? We charge rads now, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>What the fuck is good? Mitch's dissociated or is it disassociated?

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<v Speaker 4>Did I miss? Is it dissociated or disassociated?

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<v Speaker 6>Crops disassociated?

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<v Speaker 9>Okay? Please done that sinking feel spin round?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually crying. It's only one thing to do to that song.

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<v Speaker 4>So murk you retroga Brah'm telling you it breathed havoc

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<v Speaker 4>and all our emotions. It's not just me.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes me think of my dead grandfather and then

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<v Speaker 1>Haydn getting hit by a bus.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think of it as a funeral death song

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<v Speaker 6>any more.

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<v Speaker 4>Songs that upset you so many there's what This is

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<v Speaker 4>the one that has actually fucked me off for life

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<v Speaker 4>because the local station where I grew up, rock FM,

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<v Speaker 4>used to play it relentlessly. I can't actually know what

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<v Speaker 4>it's called to who it's by again? Ready to go

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<v Speaker 4>for Google. It's the one that's like it's like only

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<v Speaker 4>your love or when you're around, let it go.

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<v Speaker 1>I interviewed him last week and guess what you know?

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<v Speaker 1>A fun fact he wrote that song in Newcastle New

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<v Speaker 1>South Wales before he went on at a pub. He

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<v Speaker 1>was sitting there and give me the Drew Love Shandy Love,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get is a good here? Inspired? Is this it? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>This is not It doesn't sound anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Really this one?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Do you know what it is? It's the way

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<v Speaker 4>he says only no, He's like on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like it's got this similar twang to Tones and

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<v Speaker 1>I when she's like no, ready fun is the extended intro? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll forward it out. It sounds passenger was a Newcastle,

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<v Speaker 1>New South waste.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what it reminds me of. It reminds me

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<v Speaker 4>of Scabbards on Harry Potter when he becomes into a

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<v Speaker 4>human form. Only a human rat is the Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I know?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah it up?

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<v Speaker 1>Know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 4>Only no, only.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to hear it?

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<v Speaker 4>And you let her go? Is it Peter Pettigrew with

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<v Speaker 4>that Scabbard's name and.

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<v Speaker 1>Say hate that. I love Tones and Yes, come on

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<v Speaker 1>the show, You're welcome anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>Any other songs probably those are the only ones I

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<v Speaker 4>can think of for now.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, See, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Do feel like there is some merit in the fact

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<v Speaker 4>that our emotions are all over the shop I'm just

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<v Speaker 4>getting irrationally mad. You're crying over nothing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very true.

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<v Speaker 4>You're crying over fictional things like your boyfriend being hit

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<v Speaker 4>by a bus.

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<v Speaker 1>Hasn't happened, could happen?

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<v Speaker 4>Really, don't put.

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<v Speaker 1>That out it's going to happen. Ever, Do you know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're upset about? Life? Thanks for bringing down I'm

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<v Speaker 1>thinking of my dead grammar. Actually she's not dead, Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me? Harold Songs Number one podcast for skim

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<v Speaker 1>milk drinkers.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's us.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually drink skim milk, so that's not me. To

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<v Speaker 1>be honest, I hate skim milk. It's just watered down. Great,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good, it's not I don't think so it is. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to leave this a review five stars

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<v Speaker 1>for twenty twenty one, you can. It doesn't have to

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<v Speaker 1>be five stars by all means.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, Well, we're going the bribery continues. If you leave

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<v Speaker 4>a review when we read it out on the show,

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<v Speaker 4>and you get in touch saying that with me the

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<v Speaker 4>path on the niceties, then will you get a price?

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<v Speaker 4>I believe you've found some mugs lying around.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we have an excess of eight mugs, I believe, Yes.

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<v Speaker 4>That's correct. So anyone who hears their review read out

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<v Speaker 4>and gets in touch within the week, right, that's the rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you've got seven days from now to claim

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<v Speaker 1>your mug. DM me, no one else, No one is interested, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hate it if anyone messages you about a mug.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're our priving pig department.

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<v Speaker 1>The first one. Jackie Orschcourt says a road trip must have.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't buy mer This is just after Christmas too,

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<v Speaker 1>and she says, you guys are my favorite podcast. I

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<v Speaker 1>just took a road trip over Christmas on my own.

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<v Speaker 1>There was forty eight hours of driving to Broom and back,

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<v Speaker 1>and I listened to you the entire in Capital's way.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>I even went back and listened to the first episodes. Hint,

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<v Speaker 1>there are some epic mispronunciations on Churi's part.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh please please specify.

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<v Speaker 1>Jackie personally, I think we need two episodes a week.

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<v Speaker 1>No ps, bring back coughing fit Chicken. No, I know

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<v Speaker 1>we can't. I will die. Although it's been long enough,

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<v Speaker 1>we probably could.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 4>But that was before COVID. Oh yeah, COVID wasn't the problem.

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<v Speaker 4>It was the fact that you kept again disassociating every

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<v Speaker 4>time you did coughing fit chicken, and one time it

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<v Speaker 4>gave you like horrific back pain. I was like, all right,

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<v Speaker 4>he's literally not fit to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>It knocked my brain loose. Well done, Jackie, um, let's

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<v Speaker 1>do this. This is quite sweet, Mitch. I love you, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 1>You were the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. Getting

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to your soothing voice over and over every

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<v Speaker 1>week is like receiving a thousand cuddles. I know thousands

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<v Speaker 1>of you guys are pining after you, but that's so am.

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<v Speaker 1>I stay safe, my king. That's James is a meme.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it means you really yeah, I don't have

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<v Speaker 4>thousands of guys pining over me.

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<v Speaker 1>Funnily enough, just a dozen. Well done, you've got a

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<v Speaker 1>d as the two of you.

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<v Speaker 4>Please thank you, James.

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<v Speaker 1>Jan's right, James, James is a meme. Apparently, So here

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<v Speaker 1>we gounny, all right, are we ready to be school

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<v Speaker 1>ladies and gents?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, you forgot the announcement, didn't you?

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<v Speaker 1>What announcewer merch?

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<v Speaker 4>Mark? Oh you want to do the honest Apparently everyone's

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<v Speaker 4>been begging for merch, absolutely begging, and then We're just

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<v Speaker 4>here to let you know that it's on its way.

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<v Speaker 4>Merch March is happening. We're doing a limit edition run,

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<v Speaker 4>so start saving your pocket money. That's all we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to say for now.

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<v Speaker 1>Bank it up. There are some very fun ideas and

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<v Speaker 1>March is it like it's gonna happen in March and

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<v Speaker 1>then not much after March.

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<v Speaker 4>So no merch after March, after March, and look much

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<v Speaker 4>ley where to go say, not much merch after March.

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<v Speaker 4>Ten times in a row, really quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>There's not much merch after March. Not much merch after March.

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<v Speaker 1>Not much merch after March, not much merch after March,

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<v Speaker 1>not much merch after March. Not much merch. That was

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<v Speaker 1>good to Glis. That's my theater school. You try.

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<v Speaker 4>No, Oh, I've got a lisp. That's unfair. I can

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<v Speaker 4>barely talk at the best of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>March is it though. The merch is happening, So stand by,

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<v Speaker 1>Like mids said, save you money because there's some fun stuff. Cramming.

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<v Speaker 4>No rash shirt, Jenna, stop false advertising.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, We're ready to be schooled now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, yeah, to school time. No, it's not with the

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<v Speaker 4>TikTok school opener?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that the right one? Yes?

0:24:33.359 --> 0:24:37.280
<v Speaker 4>So we like to take inspiration from other people's TikTok ideas.

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<v Speaker 4>It's very uncreative on our part, it's doing other people's ideas,

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<v Speaker 4>but hey, it's a bit of fun. And this one

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<v Speaker 4>is a very pertinent way to kick off the new

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<v Speaker 4>year because it's a bit of an opportunity to pass

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<v Speaker 4>on some new year's motivation. Okay, so have you heard

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<v Speaker 4>of Alana Higginbotham?

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like a journalist.

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<v Speaker 4>She's my new favorite TikToker. I gotta say.

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<v Speaker 1>Bottoms flocked together?

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<v Speaker 4>It's Botham. Oh really, Alana Higgins Botham?

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<v Speaker 1>Pretty Sam? Did you hear Higginbottom? Definitely heard?

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<v Speaker 4>I said Bothom loud and clear.

0:25:11.720 --> 0:25:13.639
<v Speaker 1>Said bottom. Where does Batman take place?

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<v Speaker 4>I definitely didn't say it, Gottam, No Bottom.

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<v Speaker 1>Higginbotham.

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<v Speaker 4>Quiet in my class.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, sorry, bitch, Sorry, mister Bottom. I prefer miss Rachel's. Sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>I would suggest neither of you fuck with me while

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<v Speaker 4>Mercury is in metrogator. Kay, I don't want to say

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<v Speaker 4>it again. I'll give you a demerit anyway. Alana Higginbotham,

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<v Speaker 4>she does drive by advice basically, She just kind of

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<v Speaker 4>drives her car into the shot, passes on a bit

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<v Speaker 4>of wisdom out her window, and then drives away.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, boss, bitch, it's so good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm obsessed with it. Here, have a listen.

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<v Speaker 6>You're not actually confused about what to do.

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<v Speaker 4>You just need the courage to do what you know

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<v Speaker 4>is rape.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't try to manage other people's emotions when making a

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<v Speaker 7>decision that's right for.

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<v Speaker 1>You and that you just drives the way Jesus and

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<v Speaker 1>what The camera just stays put?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and I'm like, no, come back, I need to

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<v Speaker 4>talk more.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do I find the industry?

0:26:15.000 --> 0:26:17.520
<v Speaker 4>They're like horoscopes, They're just kind of broad enough and

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<v Speaker 4>yet oddly specific. Here's another one.

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<v Speaker 7>All right, Your biggest problem is expecting them to be

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<v Speaker 7>any different than they've shown you they are. Move on

0:26:28.359 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 7>and make memories with someone who cares, and then just drive.

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<v Speaker 1>I like you, you know what I like about these

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes advice goes on forever too much. That's all I need,

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<v Speaker 1>like a little snippet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, I hope you've got your own snippet, a

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<v Speaker 4>little nugget of wisdom to share, because I've got my

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<v Speaker 4>keys or heading downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this isn't asision. There's my permissions from my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>She signed it in red pen. I know it's meant

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<v Speaker 1>to be boopen, but she did it in red pan.

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<v Speaker 1>Get one inside. I'm still with mister Jamison, the little girls.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, we'll get miked up and then we'll check

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<v Speaker 4>back in downstairs. All right, we're downstairs here. It is.

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<v Speaker 1>Best that tinder money. All right.

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<v Speaker 4>An astra, it's still an astra. Is a manual or

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<v Speaker 4>as an order. It's an order. Can you not drive Manuel?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Really, of course not.

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<v Speaker 4>I must not know that about cisy boy. You hop in.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know which side I mean. I'm gonna have

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<v Speaker 1>to move your chair back, a very far back. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have to squeeze in. Sorry, that's my elbow them in.

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<v Speaker 4>It's locked. Can you let jennerate?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Jenner, it's unlocked.

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<v Speaker 4>One of Mitch's squishes.

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<v Speaker 1>Is on here.

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<v Speaker 4>I always keep one handy.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I'm in.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, have you thought of your quote yet?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I've got a couple.

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<v Speaker 10>Okay it should I run you by some No? No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 10>surprised me looks.

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<v Speaker 1>On driving very nice, carmtge.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you. Okay, so remember you just drive into shot. Yeah,

0:28:19.560 --> 0:28:21.359
<v Speaker 4>and I'm going to be quite close to the window,

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<v Speaker 4>so don't run over my toes and pull up. Say

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<v Speaker 4>your piece of wisdom, your drive by inspo, and then

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<v Speaker 4>keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've changed your mirror.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, Hey, all your.

0:28:35.640 --> 0:28:38.960
<v Speaker 1>Mirrors have been changed. Okay, I'm ready.

0:28:38.960 --> 0:28:45.800
<v Speaker 4>You're ready. Yep, you guys are action. Just go, okay, hope.

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:49.760
<v Speaker 1>For the best, expect the worst. Life's are playing. We're

0:28:49.840 --> 0:28:59.440
<v Speaker 1>a rehs celerated so quickly and there's a cliff there.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, did we do it? You even included a token,

0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:05.040
<v Speaker 4>cheery fake laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. Yeah, I've got another quote I want to

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<v Speaker 1>do though.

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<v Speaker 10>Oh okay, all right, all right, reversing put the hazards on. Okay, ready,

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<v Speaker 10>Well there's an or, but that's nice.

0:29:21.200 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Laughter is the best medicine. But if you laugh for

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<v Speaker 1>no reason, then you need medicine.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh god, what do we today care?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry?

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<v Speaker 4>We did it, well done? That was my favorite wine.

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<v Speaker 4>But Jenna, do you have any words of wisdom? I'm

0:29:40.520 --> 0:29:48.000
<v Speaker 4>gonna have to go from the passenger side. Yes, no, yes, okay, great, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 4>you're gonna have to be her driver. She can't drive,

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<v Speaker 4>all right? Reversing Jenna you're gonna need to put the

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<v Speaker 4>there we go window down. All right, you're ready.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to lean back because I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>be in this shot.

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<v Speaker 4>And Jenna, I swear if you waste this opportunity to

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<v Speaker 4>give a bree laughing plug watch room.

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<v Speaker 6>That was the first thing. But I've thought of something else.

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<v Speaker 1>And these can't be quotes based on your previous life,

0:30:12.160 --> 0:30:14.600
<v Speaker 1>So don't go. Don't just drink as the milk as if.

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<v Speaker 6>It's our That's my favorite quote.

0:30:17.320 --> 0:30:19.840
<v Speaker 1>The bread rises on the smallest den like no one

0:30:19.920 --> 0:30:20.480
<v Speaker 1>understands that.

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<v Speaker 4>Jenna Mitch York definitely going to be in the background.

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<v Speaker 4>If I lean back like this, it makes no difference.

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<v Speaker 4>You're not small. Your goe and we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Hello world, this is me. Life should be ooh fun

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<v Speaker 6>for everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>Much Enn a song?

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<v Speaker 6>It's from the Saddle Clubs Battle Club.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, all right, good we're swapping. Yeah, I want to go.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to go on the own car.

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<v Speaker 1>All the settings are quite fucked.

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<v Speaker 6>Can I try to driving your car for fun?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 4>What what kind of idea? You're unlicensed?

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<v Speaker 1>No weirdest idea of fun?

0:31:08.160 --> 0:31:10.200
<v Speaker 4>Can I kill a miner for fun? Can I sky

0:31:10.360 --> 0:31:14.440
<v Speaker 4>dive without a parachute worries. My mirrors are all munted.

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<v Speaker 4>You're right reversing, very good driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah he's a good driver. All right, ready, but he's

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<v Speaker 1>putting your sunglasses on.

0:31:30.160 --> 0:31:32.720
<v Speaker 4>I'm on tonight. You know, my hips don't lie, and

0:31:32.800 --> 0:31:40.800
<v Speaker 4>I'm starting to feel it's rights and a feelers high.

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<v Speaker 4>I have another nice one that I saw in that

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<v Speaker 4>Wee Marshalls Instagram story.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, nice because that wasn't really inspirational. That was more factual.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, all right, three two quite on set action. If

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<v Speaker 4>everyone in the world ate the exact same thing every

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:01.400
<v Speaker 4>day and did the exact same amount of exercise every day,

0:32:02.240 --> 0:32:05.719
<v Speaker 4>we'd still all be different shapes and sizes. Stop comparing

0:32:05.720 --> 0:32:06.480
<v Speaker 4>your body to others.

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<v Speaker 1>That was fan.

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<v Speaker 4>That was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 6>That was it.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel inspired.

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:13.840
<v Speaker 10>It's really nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done. Good challenge. TikTok score officially out of session.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, let's head back upstairs. All right? Wow, are we

0:32:22.640 --> 0:32:23.480
<v Speaker 4>feeling inspired?

0:32:23.640 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 1>I think so? I think yours was the best. Mitch

0:32:25.720 --> 0:32:28.200
<v Speaker 1>Jenna's was just no commercial. We didn't pay for the rights.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to get that clear.

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<v Speaker 6>Mine was an inspirational quote.

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<v Speaker 1>From Saddle Club.

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<v Speaker 4>No no, if I beeped Jenner's everyone to think she

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<v Speaker 4>drove past and went cut. All right, Jenna, calm down,

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<v Speaker 4>because we need you to make a wise decision on

0:32:49.440 --> 0:32:49.880
<v Speaker 4>our behalf.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it is time, Jenna, here we go. J Now.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch and I had an interesting opportunity come our way

0:33:01.640 --> 0:33:05.440
<v Speaker 4>over the summer break. I actually I got a message

0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:08.200
<v Speaker 4>from the agency I work with. They were like, so

0:33:08.640 --> 0:33:11.360
<v Speaker 4>Mitch Cherry asked his team to get in contact with us,

0:33:11.400 --> 0:33:13.520
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, sorry, are we doing the whole

0:33:13.600 --> 0:33:16.120
<v Speaker 4>My people will talk to your people, like d I did.

0:33:16.160 --> 0:33:18.239
<v Speaker 1>I sent my management to yes.

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<v Speaker 4>But as it turns out, it was because it was

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:21.960
<v Speaker 4>a paid opportunity, and it's a rule we have to

0:33:22.040 --> 0:33:27.360
<v Speaker 4>go through them. So the paid opportunity is something that

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<v Speaker 4>we really never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever thought

0:33:30.400 --> 0:33:34.400
<v Speaker 4>would be brought our way. We were approached to do

0:33:34.640 --> 0:33:41.600
<v Speaker 4>a photo shoot in our under I wish I was

0:33:41.680 --> 0:33:45.960
<v Speaker 4>kidding me, meet too, Jenny me. My first question, not

0:33:46.080 --> 0:33:48.960
<v Speaker 4>to be self deprecating and you know, not body positive,

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:53.440
<v Speaker 4>was have they seen us? They specifically asked you and

0:33:53.600 --> 0:33:56.720
<v Speaker 4>I we want Mitch and Mitch. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's just undis not a singler or anything, just

0:34:00.200 --> 0:34:01.240
<v Speaker 6>full blown underpendent.

0:34:01.520 --> 0:34:05.959
<v Speaker 1>We want him nude. Yeah, no, no, no, they will

0:34:06.040 --> 0:34:07.240
<v Speaker 1>not sign off unless it's nude.

0:34:07.920 --> 0:34:10.799
<v Speaker 4>Can you stopthing new? There's no nudity underwear underwear there's

0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 4>a very big difference.

0:34:11.719 --> 0:34:13.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but there's a lot for me, everything gets sucked

0:34:13.600 --> 0:34:14.960
<v Speaker 1>in with me, so it's almost new.

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<v Speaker 4>And so I said to the people, I said, to

0:34:19.080 --> 0:34:21.319
<v Speaker 4>the guys I work with, I was like, I mean,

0:34:21.920 --> 0:34:23.520
<v Speaker 4>do you think we should go for it?

0:34:23.680 --> 0:34:23.879
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

0:34:24.120 --> 0:34:26.360
<v Speaker 4>And they said, to be honest, we've looked over the

0:34:26.480 --> 0:34:30.680
<v Speaker 4>offer and it's kind of crap. Like for what they're asking,

0:34:30.960 --> 0:34:33.919
<v Speaker 4>it's not a huge amount of money. I mean, don't

0:34:33.920 --> 0:34:35.439
<v Speaker 4>get me wrong, I would have had to have worked

0:34:35.640 --> 0:34:37.959
<v Speaker 4>quite a few market shifts to get that much money.

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<v Speaker 4>But for what they were asking, it was gonna be

0:34:40.200 --> 0:34:43.080
<v Speaker 4>like quite a long day, like longer than your normal

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:46.600
<v Speaker 4>nine to five job, like a very long day, long

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<v Speaker 4>a shoot day. Yeah, in a very long process. And

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't just the money per se. It was also

0:34:53.520 --> 0:34:55.279
<v Speaker 4>the usage rights that came with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I got the list.

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<v Speaker 4>The usage rights included and were not limited to TV

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<v Speaker 4>or billboards, in store posters.

0:35:03.360 --> 0:35:08.560
<v Speaker 1>Outdoor advertiserything shelters, billboards, come back and tack things.

0:35:09.520 --> 0:35:12.520
<v Speaker 4>And they said to me. I mean, we can go

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<v Speaker 4>back asking for more, but like, how much would you

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:17.960
<v Speaker 4>want to be paid to have pictures of yourself in

0:35:18.120 --> 0:35:19.920
<v Speaker 4>underwear on a billboard? And I was like, it sounds

0:35:19.960 --> 0:35:22.920
<v Speaker 4>like a dare literally like you know at sleepovers how

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 4>they're like, oh my god, would you kiss your dad

0:35:24.600 --> 0:35:26.680
<v Speaker 4>for a million dollars? But they're literally asking how much

0:35:26.760 --> 0:35:28.480
<v Speaker 4>would you want to be paid to be on a

0:35:28.520 --> 0:35:31.000
<v Speaker 4>billboard and underwear? And I was like, forget about it.

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:34.160
<v Speaker 6>It was everywhere, so it would be both of you

0:35:35.160 --> 0:35:35.840
<v Speaker 6>in your underwear?

0:35:36.520 --> 0:35:41.480
<v Speaker 1>Is Mitch on my shoulders? Are we straddling are ants?

0:35:41.800 --> 0:35:45.200
<v Speaker 4>Anyway? So we talked about it and they said, look,

0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:48.040
<v Speaker 4>let's not go for it. It's it's probably not a fit.

0:35:48.120 --> 0:35:50.920
<v Speaker 4>So I said to Mitch, look, I don't think this

0:35:51.160 --> 0:35:52.840
<v Speaker 4>is for us. Let's not go for it. And he

0:35:52.920 --> 0:35:59.320
<v Speaker 4>said I've already said yes, Are you serious?

0:35:59.440 --> 0:36:03.600
<v Speaker 1>I signed off on that. I signed a campaign contract.

0:36:05.640 --> 0:36:08.160
<v Speaker 1>I don't turn down work. Gotta get TikTok to you.

0:36:08.600 --> 0:36:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I'll do it to me on the back of the

0:36:10.600 --> 0:36:12.160
<v Speaker 1>receipt rolls when people got a calls you in the

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:13.240
<v Speaker 1>advertisements on the back.

0:36:13.120 --> 0:36:16.480
<v Speaker 4>Put me on. So the question now, Jenna, the moral

0:36:16.520 --> 0:36:20.640
<v Speaker 4>dilemma wherein is do I now have to you know,

0:36:21.719 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 4>in an act of solidarity, also say yes, even though

0:36:26.040 --> 0:36:28.400
<v Speaker 4>we jumped the gun and said yes without actually you know,

0:36:28.480 --> 0:36:31.800
<v Speaker 4>coming to an unanimous decision. Do I to then, you know,

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:34.360
<v Speaker 4>be your good friend and be like, fine, we're in

0:36:34.440 --> 0:36:38.840
<v Speaker 4>this together. Or do you say tough tits? You signed

0:36:38.880 --> 0:36:40.520
<v Speaker 4>the thing, You're on your own, Bucka.

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:42.840
<v Speaker 1>You can't force me to do that, Jenna, look at

0:36:42.840 --> 0:36:45.800
<v Speaker 1>me in the eyes. Don't let me do this. I

0:36:45.880 --> 0:36:49.000
<v Speaker 1>can't do it. I'm gonna have kids one day and

0:36:49.080 --> 0:36:51.560
<v Speaker 1>There'll be a photo of me on a billboard on

0:36:51.600 --> 0:36:52.279
<v Speaker 1>Pittwater Road.

0:36:52.960 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 4>You're acting like this is out of your control. You

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:55.520
<v Speaker 4>sign the fucking.

0:36:55.320 --> 0:36:59.080
<v Speaker 1>Contract, yapping, But I need him with me. We can

0:36:59.160 --> 0:37:00.120
<v Speaker 1>turn it into something.

0:37:03.160 --> 0:37:04.040
<v Speaker 4>We're go from there.

0:37:04.480 --> 0:37:06.200
<v Speaker 1>We could make fun with it and go, guys, can

0:37:06.239 --> 0:37:07.400
<v Speaker 1>we have a bit of silliness?

0:37:07.560 --> 0:37:11.480
<v Speaker 4>Nah, there's so much silliness in the world available to us.

0:37:11.840 --> 0:37:15.160
<v Speaker 4>That's not silly, that's just fucking ridiculous. That's so that's

0:37:15.239 --> 0:37:15.960
<v Speaker 4>not me at all.

0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:17.440
<v Speaker 6>I can't believe this is happening.

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:20.800
<v Speaker 1>They're because follow through.

0:37:23.200 --> 0:37:27.040
<v Speaker 4>What you're saying, it would be threadbare after you. It's

0:37:27.120 --> 0:37:28.040
<v Speaker 4>like the end anyway.

0:37:29.000 --> 0:37:34.800
<v Speaker 6>Oh my eyes, Okay, Mitchell Coombs.

0:37:34.920 --> 0:37:38.520
<v Speaker 4>Yes, Jenna, I do think this will be a great

0:37:38.600 --> 0:37:43.120
<v Speaker 4>opportunity for exposure, literally exposure.

0:37:43.200 --> 0:37:46.719
<v Speaker 6>So I think it would be quite funny to watch Mitch.

0:37:46.600 --> 0:37:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Do it on his own.

0:37:51.400 --> 0:37:55.120
<v Speaker 4>Works hard to argue with that. Jenna's decided, No, this

0:37:55.280 --> 0:37:55.480
<v Speaker 4>is a.

0:37:55.520 --> 0:37:59.239
<v Speaker 6>Great opportunity for you. Mitchell's got Tinder, what.

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:02.520
<v Speaker 4>I've got my dating life on display, You've got your

0:38:02.560 --> 0:38:05.360
<v Speaker 4>bulge on a sake. You know, we're all just carving

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:08.360
<v Speaker 4>our own path here, all right, je that's made it.

0:38:08.560 --> 0:38:10.600
<v Speaker 6>That's it, You're going to do it.

0:38:10.920 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 1>Thanks, I'm proud. So I've signed up.

0:38:13.520 --> 0:38:21.319
<v Speaker 4>That's exciting. Enjoy your seventy six hour shoot. What you're

0:38:21.320 --> 0:38:24.360
<v Speaker 4>providing meals? By the way, can you come and ordinarily

0:38:24.440 --> 0:38:26.480
<v Speaker 4>a ship paypacker, they'd be like, oh, but well, we'll

0:38:26.520 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 4>give you no muffins and a cross nothing, there's no

0:38:29.120 --> 0:38:30.360
<v Speaker 4>catering nothing.

0:38:30.560 --> 0:38:32.120
<v Speaker 1>You went through it with a fine tooth comb.

0:38:32.239 --> 0:38:34.080
<v Speaker 4>No, they did. They literally said, this is a ship deal.

0:38:34.080 --> 0:38:35.200
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I take your word for it, and

0:38:35.239 --> 0:38:36.719
<v Speaker 4>I also don't want to do it, so like there's

0:38:36.760 --> 0:38:37.759
<v Speaker 4>literally no incentive.

0:38:37.960 --> 0:38:41.319
<v Speaker 6>Oh no, I think it's a great opportunity.

0:38:41.440 --> 0:38:42.880
<v Speaker 1>You don't run my life. I can pull out.

0:38:43.880 --> 0:38:46.000
<v Speaker 4>They can take you to court. You've signed a document.

0:38:46.480 --> 0:38:49.000
<v Speaker 1>What Mitchell refuses to get these undies?

0:38:49.120 --> 0:38:51.959
<v Speaker 4>Will you find if you don't deliver what you signed

0:38:51.960 --> 0:38:52.440
<v Speaker 4>off on to do?

0:38:52.560 --> 0:38:55.000
<v Speaker 1>The ship? I'll just be sick on the day. I'm

0:38:55.040 --> 0:38:58.520
<v Speaker 1>just going to start ghosting them or or you know,

0:38:58.600 --> 0:39:02.040
<v Speaker 1>and everyone's like my new's have been released, or they'll

0:39:02.080 --> 0:39:03.879
<v Speaker 1>be released on the fifth of March, and then I'll

0:39:03.960 --> 0:39:05.960
<v Speaker 1>release them on the fourth just so I have the power,

0:39:06.239 --> 0:39:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I will post a photo in my andies the day

0:39:08.160 --> 0:39:13.000
<v Speaker 1>before and they'll go anymore. The contract is null and void.

0:39:13.880 --> 0:39:16.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, maybe that's for the method we'd use to get

0:39:16.160 --> 0:39:18.000
<v Speaker 4>out of it. You just be such a punish to

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:20.520
<v Speaker 4>work with that. They're just like, Yeah, call them every

0:39:20.560 --> 0:39:22.160
<v Speaker 4>day in the lead up and go I'm safe, excited.

0:39:23.239 --> 0:39:24.440
<v Speaker 4>Make them think you're a bit unhinged.

0:39:24.680 --> 0:39:27.000
<v Speaker 1>What should I do? I'll call them Hollo, guys, just

0:39:27.080 --> 0:39:28.680
<v Speaker 1>a question? Is chaffing gonna be problem?

0:39:28.719 --> 0:39:30.879
<v Speaker 4>On the guys? Sorry?

0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I got you ten minutes to go?

0:39:31.880 --> 0:39:32.080
<v Speaker 7>Bit there?

0:39:32.200 --> 0:39:35.320
<v Speaker 1>Do you provide your own talk? Powder say you've got diary,

0:39:35.480 --> 0:39:37.959
<v Speaker 1>I've got severe diarrhea. You're not in the New White range?

0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Are mich actually watching the new Linen range with you.

0:39:41.440 --> 0:39:44.320
<v Speaker 4>Oh what if your boyfriend think of it?

0:39:45.280 --> 0:39:46.920
<v Speaker 1>He loves it. It's all about the exposure, so it

0:39:46.960 --> 0:39:47.680
<v Speaker 1>could be great for you, do it?

0:39:48.440 --> 0:39:48.960
<v Speaker 4>I agree?

0:39:49.800 --> 0:39:51.960
<v Speaker 1>You know, I mean my underpants Genner. I've got nipples

0:39:52.000 --> 0:39:54.759
<v Speaker 1>the size of Dinner Place. It was like an ad

0:39:54.840 --> 0:39:57.280
<v Speaker 1>for Maxwell Williams. Some of the long those beautiful bunch

0:39:57.360 --> 0:39:58.480
<v Speaker 1>on her. There is nipples.

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations on the opportunity.

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:06.799
<v Speaker 1>No less, thank you my first brand deal.

0:40:07.600 --> 0:40:11.880
<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is exciting. Speaking of which, perfect opportunity to

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:14.480
<v Speaker 4>mention that next week on the show, Abby Chatfield is

0:40:14.480 --> 0:40:17.320
<v Speaker 4>going to be on Valentine's Day special.

0:40:17.520 --> 0:40:21.400
<v Speaker 1>She sure is. Yeah, Abby Chatfield, star of She was

0:40:21.440 --> 0:40:25.080
<v Speaker 1>in The Bachelor, she was famously voted off on the finale,

0:40:25.239 --> 0:40:27.800
<v Speaker 1>didn't win the love and she just recently won the

0:40:27.800 --> 0:40:29.799
<v Speaker 1>Australian version of I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here.

0:40:29.960 --> 0:40:31.880
<v Speaker 1>She's the Queen of the Jungle, and she's in studio

0:40:31.960 --> 0:40:32.520
<v Speaker 1>with us next week.

0:40:32.560 --> 0:40:34.839
<v Speaker 4>And in amongst all that her and I have been

0:40:34.920 --> 0:40:36.960
<v Speaker 4>trying to fix each other's love lives, you might have

0:40:37.000 --> 0:40:38.440
<v Speaker 4>seen all the Tinder dates that we.

0:40:38.719 --> 0:40:41.360
<v Speaker 1>Posted on our team Jesus Christ.

0:40:41.600 --> 0:40:43.040
<v Speaker 4>So yeah, we're going to do brief about that. I

0:40:43.120 --> 0:40:44.279
<v Speaker 4>feel can't get rid of them.

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:47.080
<v Speaker 1>Love the ads. Did you find anyone there or we

0:40:47.160 --> 0:40:48.080
<v Speaker 1>have to wait till next week.

0:40:49.000 --> 0:40:50.480
<v Speaker 4>We'll get into that next week.

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:52.720
<v Speaker 1>You have a history with Aby, right, Jenna?

0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:55.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What's her history with Abby?

0:40:55.360 --> 0:40:55.520
<v Speaker 9>Yeah?

0:40:56.120 --> 0:40:59.760
<v Speaker 4>Past life all right. Abby has been on the podcast before,

0:41:00.239 --> 0:41:02.120
<v Speaker 4>was guest hosting that time you were away.

0:41:02.239 --> 0:41:03.799
<v Speaker 1>I know, and I believe I spoke ill of her.

0:41:04.040 --> 0:41:06.240
<v Speaker 4>Yeah you did? You called a Abby slut field the next.

0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:07.160
<v Speaker 1>We don't think I would have done that.

0:41:07.320 --> 0:41:10.560
<v Speaker 4>We get complaints when she was on, So it's gonna

0:41:10.560 --> 0:41:14.640
<v Speaker 4>be an It's gonna be interesting to see how how

0:41:14.719 --> 0:41:17.120
<v Speaker 4>loose she is. You know, she didn't even say anything

0:41:17.160 --> 0:41:19.279
<v Speaker 4>that filthy last time. I don't know if any if

0:41:19.320 --> 0:41:23.360
<v Speaker 4>anyone's heard her podcast over share. It's a lot, very intimate.

0:41:24.400 --> 0:41:26.560
<v Speaker 1>It's also my opinion on it's a lot of the podcast. No.

0:41:26.680 --> 0:41:28.200
<v Speaker 1>I love Abby and she's on next week and we

0:41:28.200 --> 0:41:31.000
<v Speaker 1>will see you guys. Thanks listening to the first Episoeason.

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:35.280
<v Speaker 4>Looking forward to it. The MBI Just Move, don't forget

0:41:35.320 --> 0:41:38.399
<v Speaker 4>to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app

0:41:38.800 --> 0:41:53.520
<v Speaker 4>or follow on Spotify. So you're gonna get a fake

0:41:53.600 --> 0:41:57.920
<v Speaker 4>tan or yeah, what's the preparation you have to welcome

0:41:57.960 --> 0:42:00.320
<v Speaker 4>everyone first? Sorry, welcome to a to D brief. This

0:42:00.440 --> 0:42:02.520
<v Speaker 4>is the secret segment that we just hide on the end.

0:42:02.800 --> 0:42:05.560
<v Speaker 4>The idea is that we we trick all the losers

0:42:06.080 --> 0:42:08.120
<v Speaker 4>out of listening. We pretend the show is done, and

0:42:08.160 --> 0:42:10.120
<v Speaker 4>then we just go right, let's just shoot this ship.

0:42:10.239 --> 0:42:13.640
<v Speaker 4>Nothing planned. We just can't of ramble at the end here.

0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:16.400
<v Speaker 6>And what type what type of like posters?

0:42:16.440 --> 0:42:16.800
<v Speaker 4>Will you do?

0:42:16.920 --> 0:42:21.200
<v Speaker 1>I should you say? Sorry? H Carry Bradshaw says, I

0:42:21.280 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 1>love the show. I think she's a fictional character? She Sam?

0:42:25.160 --> 0:42:25.680
<v Speaker 4>Is she real?

0:42:25.840 --> 0:42:26.200
<v Speaker 1>Fictional?

0:42:26.640 --> 0:42:26.680
<v Speaker 3>Ver?

0:42:27.239 --> 0:42:27.399
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

0:42:29.640 --> 0:42:33.120
<v Speaker 1>I think I'll Where do I get to choose? Like?

0:42:33.239 --> 0:42:34.080
<v Speaker 1>If I can wear briefs?

0:42:34.080 --> 0:42:37.200
<v Speaker 4>Why don't you ask your management? We got you into

0:42:37.280 --> 0:42:37.960
<v Speaker 4>this crap deal.

0:42:38.239 --> 0:42:40.839
<v Speaker 1>I represent Ulie. What's her name?

0:42:41.560 --> 0:42:45.160
<v Speaker 4>You guys say Julie Rafter who was also fictionally Rafter Rebecca?

0:42:45.239 --> 0:42:47.680
<v Speaker 1>Give me of fictional people? What the fuck is wrong

0:42:47.760 --> 0:42:48.000
<v Speaker 1>with me?

0:42:49.000 --> 0:42:52.640
<v Speaker 4>I had a great dinner last night with Batman, me

0:42:52.719 --> 0:42:54.920
<v Speaker 4>and my close personal friend, Professor Snape recording.

0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:57.840
<v Speaker 1>We caught up recently. You know what, I was in

0:42:58.000 --> 0:43:00.640
<v Speaker 1>terrible traffic on the way here and pull in front

0:43:00.680 --> 0:43:03.040
<v Speaker 1>of the car that was honking the whole trip. Guess

0:43:03.040 --> 0:43:04.480
<v Speaker 1>who was driving the BFG.

0:43:06.840 --> 0:43:08.040
<v Speaker 6>Do you know who I caught up with?

0:43:09.480 --> 0:43:10.240
<v Speaker 4>Peter Rabbit?

0:43:10.880 --> 0:43:11.360
<v Speaker 7>How is he?

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:12.600
<v Speaker 6>He's really good?

0:43:13.960 --> 0:43:15.560
<v Speaker 4>Yep? Still yep?

0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:17.520
<v Speaker 1>He dated Squidward for a bit, right he did? He

0:43:17.880 --> 0:43:18.400
<v Speaker 1>on the rugs.

0:43:20.120 --> 0:43:21.360
<v Speaker 4>Not a good end to that story.

0:43:21.560 --> 0:43:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Scribble wasn't out anyway. I don't know what I'll do.

0:43:25.160 --> 0:43:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

0:43:25.560 --> 0:43:28.560
<v Speaker 4>I'll talk to someone's calling me. Take it on, my friends.

0:43:28.600 --> 0:43:29.399
<v Speaker 1>I'll be a brand deal.

0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:34.439
<v Speaker 4>Hey, Shrek, that was good. Yeah, I'm free. I'll see.

0:43:34.480 --> 0:43:36.960
<v Speaker 4>I'll see after maybe a bunch longer. He's gonna mate

0:43:36.960 --> 0:43:42.120
<v Speaker 4>made a debrief cool, Yeah, right, I'll see a bait.

0:43:43.320 --> 0:43:46.600
<v Speaker 1>That was good. That was very good. That was It's

0:43:46.680 --> 0:43:49.400
<v Speaker 1>more elaborate the story. We've discussed this before. It's the

0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:52.879
<v Speaker 1>same as the mispronunciations, stupid, the lead up, the lead

0:43:52.960 --> 0:43:57.600
<v Speaker 1>up if the BFG would be also, he's giant, driving

0:43:57.719 --> 0:44:02.279
<v Speaker 1>this giant in this with his elbows out of the

0:44:02.320 --> 0:44:04.160
<v Speaker 1>window and his knees up against his chin.

0:44:06.520 --> 0:44:10.240
<v Speaker 4>Terrible me starting on chacking the beans.

0:44:11.120 --> 0:44:14.279
<v Speaker 1>That bean takes it everywhere with him. Did you why

0:44:14.320 --> 0:44:16.800
<v Speaker 1>did you bail on that lunch? On this weekend Harden,

0:44:16.920 --> 0:44:18.920
<v Speaker 1>the lunch we had with the seagull from finding Nema

0:44:21.960 --> 0:44:23.200
<v Speaker 1>not even named characters.

0:44:24.760 --> 0:44:27.400
<v Speaker 4>I was hanging out with my friend Angela and a Conda,

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:29.480
<v Speaker 4>who was the bitch in that.

0:44:30.520 --> 0:44:36.240
<v Speaker 1>N That was a good.

0:44:39.280 --> 0:44:39.520
<v Speaker 3>Phone.

0:44:39.640 --> 0:44:41.000
<v Speaker 1>Just got pulled out of excitement.

0:44:41.719 --> 0:44:44.440
<v Speaker 4>Angela love pulling out with excitement and.

0:44:45.680 --> 0:44:52.120
<v Speaker 1>It's normally with no energy for me at that point. Anyway,

0:44:53.160 --> 0:44:55.080
<v Speaker 1>where were we talking about my brand new?

0:44:55.960 --> 0:44:58.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're getting your fucking you're you're wearing jocks for

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:01.160
<v Speaker 4>a photo shoot and I shan't be joining you.

0:45:01.280 --> 0:45:02.800
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know if I'm going to wear the jocks.

0:45:03.200 --> 0:45:04.239
<v Speaker 4>What you wear?

0:45:04.520 --> 0:45:06.240
<v Speaker 1>What do you wear on a day to day basis?

0:45:06.280 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 1>You're a box of brief with a little bootlegs. You're

0:45:08.640 --> 0:45:12.080
<v Speaker 1>going for a little swim to the undies that have

0:45:12.160 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 1>the little legs in them to cut your thighs. Oh yeah,

0:45:15.040 --> 0:45:18.120
<v Speaker 1>what you wear? That's what I wear? Pretty Sam, beautiful Sam. Yeah,

0:45:18.239 --> 0:45:19.800
<v Speaker 1>just kind of like normal jocks.

0:45:20.200 --> 0:45:22.080
<v Speaker 4>It's not not like the ones that look like Spido's,

0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:23.919
<v Speaker 4>but the ones who got like a little bit of leg. Yeah,

0:45:24.040 --> 0:45:25.200
<v Speaker 4>they're like trunk.

0:45:26.040 --> 0:45:28.000
<v Speaker 1>I think trunk is right. I call them booty shots.

0:45:28.800 --> 0:45:31.200
<v Speaker 1>Just wear gay man. So you're wear same.

0:45:31.239 --> 0:45:32.440
<v Speaker 4>What about a jock strap?

0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:37.160
<v Speaker 1>Oh I don't own one? They would Oh my gosh,

0:45:37.239 --> 0:45:41.239
<v Speaker 1>I asked for a jocks right, we don't have a

0:45:41.320 --> 0:45:41.719
<v Speaker 1>job strap?

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<v Speaker 4>Pens? What they want to showcase in the photo shot?

0:45:44.320 --> 0:45:46.960
<v Speaker 4>You're just the You're just the puppet, you're the model.

0:45:47.120 --> 0:45:48.799
<v Speaker 1>What am I though? What am I for them?

0:45:50.239 --> 0:45:53.560
<v Speaker 4>What's certainly not the most glowing endorsement they could have summoned,

0:45:53.640 --> 0:45:54.080
<v Speaker 4>but whatever.

0:45:54.320 --> 0:45:57.120
<v Speaker 1>They're just telling people that this is an option. What

0:45:57.920 --> 0:45:58.759
<v Speaker 1>big boys.

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<v Speaker 7>Do?

0:46:00.960 --> 0:46:01.000
<v Speaker 1>You?

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<v Speaker 4>Reckon? That's what the angle was.

0:46:03.440 --> 0:46:05.560
<v Speaker 1>No, I reckon. They're going to have a whole bunch

0:46:05.640 --> 0:46:10.000
<v Speaker 1>of Dally celebrities and they're all going to be standing

0:46:10.080 --> 0:46:10.560
<v Speaker 1>in a line.

0:46:10.920 --> 0:46:16.480
<v Speaker 4>Did I tell you I recently? I always vowed that

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:18.600
<v Speaker 4>I would never do a TikTok dance. I was like,

0:46:18.640 --> 0:46:22.520
<v Speaker 4>that's not for me. I recently did one because it

0:46:22.680 --> 0:46:24.280
<v Speaker 4>was in partnership with Marty Grass.

0:46:24.320 --> 0:46:26.600
<v Speaker 1>Oh you've signed on. You're doing like an ambassadorship right, yes?

0:46:26.640 --> 0:46:31.160
<v Speaker 4>And I had to go to rehearsals. Sorry. Firstly, side note,

0:46:31.200 --> 0:46:33.239
<v Speaker 4>they said, oh, you just have to take part in

0:46:33.320 --> 0:46:36.160
<v Speaker 4>our hashtag challenge. Now, when you hear a challenge, does

0:46:36.200 --> 0:46:38.320
<v Speaker 4>that not just sound like ice Bucket challenge or some

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:42.920
<v Speaker 4>sort of the Harlem shake planking. No, that that was

0:46:42.960 --> 0:46:45.080
<v Speaker 4>a dance, and they're like, here are your rehearsal times.

0:46:45.560 --> 0:46:48.120
<v Speaker 4>He's you're going to be meeting with the choreographer, and

0:46:48.239 --> 0:46:50.640
<v Speaker 4>so I had to learn a dance actually hold on.

0:46:51.080 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 4>By the time this episode's out, I'm pretty sure the

0:46:53.360 --> 0:46:56.040
<v Speaker 4>TikTok will be lived my first dance.

0:46:56.160 --> 0:46:56.359
<v Speaker 8>Really.

0:46:56.600 --> 0:46:59.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, And anyway they said, I said to them, fuck,

0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:03.000
<v Speaker 4>I can't dance for ship, and they gave me like

0:47:03.040 --> 0:47:06.359
<v Speaker 4>such a backhanded compliment. They're like, that's okay. We wanted

0:47:06.440 --> 0:47:08.800
<v Speaker 4>to be inclusive. We didn't want everyone to be perfect

0:47:08.840 --> 0:47:11.040
<v Speaker 4>at dancing. That's why we chose you. And I was like, oh,

0:47:11.320 --> 0:47:13.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm like the token like Unco.

0:47:14.800 --> 0:47:15.479
<v Speaker 6>That is nice.

0:47:16.360 --> 0:47:19.200
<v Speaker 4>So maybe you're the token like Big One.

0:47:19.600 --> 0:47:22.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't mind being that. Hey, we preach body positivity.

0:47:22.680 --> 0:47:25.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm very happy I would have changed this months ago years.

0:47:26.880 --> 0:47:29.080
<v Speaker 4>Oh, well, are you actually going to try and get

0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:29.480
<v Speaker 4>out of it?

0:47:30.560 --> 0:47:30.600
<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 6>Please, don't, please do it. I think I made the

0:47:34.600 --> 0:47:37.040
<v Speaker 6>right decision that you should go ahead with it.

0:47:37.760 --> 0:47:39.839
<v Speaker 1>That was whether or not he will. I'm always stuck

0:47:39.880 --> 0:47:42.600
<v Speaker 1>in this position. I still think you could do it.

0:47:42.719 --> 0:47:45.360
<v Speaker 6>You look, no, no, he declined the offer.

0:47:45.560 --> 0:47:48.440
<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, no, I can slightly with a smile.

0:47:48.520 --> 0:47:55.480
<v Speaker 4>I said, thank you for considering me, but nah, I

0:47:55.560 --> 0:47:56.680
<v Speaker 4>wonder what color they're going to be.

0:47:58.000 --> 0:48:01.799
<v Speaker 1>When Justin Bieber did that on Kling campaign and then

0:48:01.840 --> 0:48:04.879
<v Speaker 1>they photo shopped, is dick. Do you think that's something

0:48:04.880 --> 0:48:08.480
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to request? Not that I need it, No,

0:48:08.560 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 1>I would probably need it. I'll be very nervous. It's

0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:12.040
<v Speaker 1>like a sea urchin.

0:48:13.239 --> 0:48:14.879
<v Speaker 4>I just know what I look like when I guess

0:48:14.880 --> 0:48:17.680
<v Speaker 4>I've got one of those wardrobes.

0:48:17.120 --> 0:48:19.840
<v Speaker 1>Along talking about penises, I've got one of.

0:48:19.840 --> 0:48:23.360
<v Speaker 4>Those wardrobes that's like all mirrors. So I get up

0:48:23.400 --> 0:48:24.719
<v Speaker 4>in the morning and if I'm just wearing jock and

0:48:24.760 --> 0:48:28.120
<v Speaker 4>they're like, guh Rather, I was so fine thinking that

0:48:28.239 --> 0:48:30.360
<v Speaker 4>that's not what I looked like just wearing underwear.

0:48:30.600 --> 0:48:31.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so I.

0:48:31.320 --> 0:48:36.440
<v Speaker 4>Definitely am not interested in bearing all for not a

0:48:36.520 --> 0:48:38.840
<v Speaker 4>lot of dos. Literally, like I said, it's out like

0:48:38.880 --> 0:48:40.440
<v Speaker 4>a dare. They're like, how much would you do it for?

0:48:40.520 --> 0:48:43.080
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I don't know, I've never thought about this. Yeah.

0:48:43.680 --> 0:48:45.520
<v Speaker 1>When Hayden and I were looking for houses, I'm like,

0:48:45.640 --> 0:48:47.280
<v Speaker 1>we cannot have a mirror in the bathroom.

0:48:48.400 --> 0:48:50.320
<v Speaker 4>You kind of need a mirror in the bathroom.

0:48:50.360 --> 0:48:51.920
<v Speaker 1>No, we have one, but it doesn't face the shower.

0:48:52.000 --> 0:48:53.160
<v Speaker 1>We went to one open house and there was a

0:48:53.200 --> 0:48:54.640
<v Speaker 1>full length mirror facing the toilet.

0:48:55.040 --> 0:48:57.399
<v Speaker 4>I don't want to see that stare into your soul.

0:48:57.600 --> 0:48:59.880
<v Speaker 1>No, it's an awful position.

0:49:00.600 --> 0:49:01.880
<v Speaker 6>Just one above the sink.

0:49:02.120 --> 0:49:03.640
<v Speaker 1>What above the sink is all? You need a nice

0:49:03.640 --> 0:49:05.120
<v Speaker 1>little cabinet two so you can open it and hide

0:49:05.160 --> 0:49:05.439
<v Speaker 1>it if.

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<v Speaker 4>You need to. What if you get a fucking stiffy

0:49:08.760 --> 0:49:11.719
<v Speaker 4>during the sit Have you thought about that?

0:49:12.080 --> 0:49:15.120
<v Speaker 1>No, because I'm worried about that in massages before and

0:49:15.160 --> 0:49:17.200
<v Speaker 1>I've been fine, you can suppress it if you push that.

0:49:17.320 --> 0:49:21.160
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god. I fucking got a massage recently. Mum

0:49:21.239 --> 0:49:24.520
<v Speaker 4>got me a voucher. Yeah, over Christmas, and I went

0:49:24.600 --> 0:49:28.319
<v Speaker 4>to the massage and after it finished, the chick was like, oh,

0:49:28.440 --> 0:49:30.800
<v Speaker 4>you're not as relaxed as I would have liked. I

0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:33.960
<v Speaker 4>was like, what do you mean, and she goes, oh, well,

0:49:34.560 --> 0:49:37.399
<v Speaker 4>usually people fall asleep during these massages. And I was like, oh,

0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:39.880
<v Speaker 4>I didn't know that that was the norm, because like

0:49:39.920 --> 0:49:42.160
<v Speaker 4>I felt myself nodding off, but I was like, how humiliating.

0:49:42.200 --> 0:49:45.480
<v Speaker 4>I can't fall asleep on the massage table and she goes, no, no, no,

0:49:45.520 --> 0:49:48.839
<v Speaker 4>no no. We take that as a compliment. Also, if

0:49:48.880 --> 0:49:51.200
<v Speaker 4>a man gets an erection, that's a big compliment too.

0:49:51.400 --> 0:49:53.440
<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, well, I'm sorry I did neither for you,

0:49:53.560 --> 0:49:55.239
<v Speaker 4>but it was a lovely massage, no less.

0:49:55.360 --> 0:49:57.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, they actually said that to you.

0:49:58.080 --> 0:50:02.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, apparently that's them. I mean, like, job well done.

0:50:02.840 --> 0:50:04.400
<v Speaker 1>If you're a messuse, can you please message this and

0:50:04.480 --> 0:50:05.600
<v Speaker 1>let us know if that's true and if you have

0:50:05.640 --> 0:50:08.840
<v Speaker 1>any horror stories. But I because we want to capitalize

0:50:08.880 --> 0:50:10.759
<v Speaker 1>and talk about them on the shop. But I feel

0:50:10.840 --> 0:50:13.640
<v Speaker 1>like that's disgusting and that's definitely like a management thing,

0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:15.799
<v Speaker 1>like how can we spin this so we don't get

0:50:15.800 --> 0:50:18.760
<v Speaker 1>assault claims? In training? They'd be like, it's a compliment,

0:50:18.880 --> 0:50:20.480
<v Speaker 1>that means men happy with massage.

0:50:21.239 --> 0:50:24.040
<v Speaker 4>I think it's just like a bodily response, you know,

0:50:24.239 --> 0:50:27.640
<v Speaker 4>like if you relax, it's not the Messeuse never implied

0:50:27.680 --> 0:50:30.800
<v Speaker 4>that she would then proceed to molest you nothing. I

0:50:30.840 --> 0:50:32.040
<v Speaker 4>don't know how your mind got there.

0:50:32.080 --> 0:50:34.440
<v Speaker 1>Actually, that's because someone could be doing it and they go,

0:50:34.520 --> 0:50:35.960
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, this man is getting off on me

0:50:36.080 --> 0:50:39.040
<v Speaker 1>touching them. That's how okay? If they start to jack off,

0:50:39.160 --> 0:50:41.040
<v Speaker 1>that's where it becomes the problem. But if they're asleep

0:50:41.080 --> 0:50:43.000
<v Speaker 1>and they get a siffy and it's kind of beyond

0:50:43.040 --> 0:50:45.359
<v Speaker 1>their control, it's like the oh that's nice, Look how

0:50:45.400 --> 0:50:47.479
<v Speaker 1>relax they are. No if it was the other way around.

0:50:48.160 --> 0:50:50.160
<v Speaker 1>The amount of creeps, so they've got awl.

0:50:49.840 --> 0:50:53.480
<v Speaker 4>Over them and they're usually lying stomach down like they're

0:50:53.520 --> 0:50:55.080
<v Speaker 4>massage in the back and they face it in the hole.

0:50:55.200 --> 0:50:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Jenna Tongu kissed me.

0:50:56.080 --> 0:50:56.800
<v Speaker 4>Just put a towel on.

0:50:57.719 --> 0:50:59.440
<v Speaker 1>It makes all sexual assault fine.

0:51:00.640 --> 0:51:02.680
<v Speaker 4>Also, it may be a compliment for them, but getting

0:51:02.680 --> 0:51:05.040
<v Speaker 4>a fucking stiffy when you're lying on your stomach, that's

0:51:05.080 --> 0:51:06.560
<v Speaker 4>not ideal. That would be very uncomfortable.

0:51:06.680 --> 0:51:09.440
<v Speaker 1>How they noticed Maybe the hips rise up like a

0:51:09.520 --> 0:51:12.320
<v Speaker 1>forklift when you break down on the hume. You know,

0:51:12.440 --> 0:51:14.440
<v Speaker 1>my dad got banned from the massage place he took

0:51:14.480 --> 0:51:16.680
<v Speaker 1>me to as a kid. Why because I played aggressive

0:51:16.680 --> 0:51:20.440
<v Speaker 1>water polo National League Australian tournament And sorry what that's

0:51:20.480 --> 0:51:21.520
<v Speaker 1>why I asked to the context.

0:51:21.560 --> 0:51:24.160
<v Speaker 4>I had to go get aggressively. Since when did you

0:51:24.280 --> 0:51:26.480
<v Speaker 4>do it? Anyway, I played National league water polo.

0:51:26.920 --> 0:51:29.320
<v Speaker 1>My name was Noodles. Anyway, my dad would take me

0:51:29.360 --> 0:51:31.160
<v Speaker 1>to get the lactic acid massage out in the joints,

0:51:31.480 --> 0:51:34.160
<v Speaker 1>and Dad and I would go together, and I kid

0:51:34.239 --> 0:51:35.840
<v Speaker 1>you not, I think, let me get some let me

0:51:35.840 --> 0:51:38.879
<v Speaker 1>set this scene. So this is the music they play.

0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:41.360
<v Speaker 1>It's like very herbal. Know when you're done and they

0:51:41.400 --> 0:51:44.160
<v Speaker 1>take you out the front, You're all done, come to

0:51:44.200 --> 0:51:48.879
<v Speaker 1>the front. I'm like fourteen, no worry. So we walk

0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:51.080
<v Speaker 1>out the front and Dad pays, and then all our

0:51:51.120 --> 0:51:53.960
<v Speaker 1>hear is in this quiet tranquil massage parlor in the

0:51:53.960 --> 0:52:09.560
<v Speaker 1>middle of Westfield. Miranda ah ah ah ah ah, thank you,

0:52:10.920 --> 0:52:12.560
<v Speaker 1>hey made How is that was that good? I was like, yeah, Dad,

0:52:12.600 --> 0:52:14.920
<v Speaker 1>that was really I really enjoyed it. Hate CF card

0:52:14.960 --> 0:52:19.360
<v Speaker 1>will get the payment back. Mister jury. We've had complaints

0:52:20.320 --> 0:52:24.799
<v Speaker 1>about the noises that you make during the session. That's

0:52:24.880 --> 0:52:27.320
<v Speaker 1>just my bodily function. That's what happens. I'm enjoying it.

0:52:27.400 --> 0:52:30.279
<v Speaker 1>It's not weird request that if you can't stop that

0:52:30.440 --> 0:52:32.360
<v Speaker 1>from happening, then we don't have your back at this.

0:52:32.960 --> 0:52:34.239
<v Speaker 4>Take it as a compliment your dog.

0:52:34.400 --> 0:52:36.640
<v Speaker 1>That's what happened. Dad got banned because he would groan

0:52:36.680 --> 0:52:37.120
<v Speaker 1>and moaning.

0:52:37.480 --> 0:52:39.880
<v Speaker 4>Well, I've got a lady who has her home studio.

0:52:39.960 --> 0:52:42.040
<v Speaker 4>That would just be thrilled if he did that to her.

0:52:42.320 --> 0:52:44.360
<v Speaker 1>I'll put him in touch at her house.

0:52:44.600 --> 0:52:46.120
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, she has like a home set up.

0:52:46.440 --> 0:52:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh your mum, put it, put you onto her?

0:52:49.840 --> 0:52:51.480
<v Speaker 4>What are you? Where are you going with this? I

0:52:51.520 --> 0:52:56.080
<v Speaker 4>don't understand the joke. There's no joke. I want to know. Yes,

0:52:56.680 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 4>because she's like literally two blocks from my house. You're

0:52:58.719 --> 0:53:01.439
<v Speaker 4>right right next door to care funerals. In fact, Oh yeah,

0:53:04.080 --> 0:53:05.200
<v Speaker 4>out aren't they good?

0:53:05.360 --> 0:53:08.600
<v Speaker 1>They're so good, those coffins. It's almost like it's not wooded.

0:53:08.600 --> 0:53:09.000
<v Speaker 9>It's just so.

0:53:10.880 --> 0:53:14.239
<v Speaker 4>Speaking of you said HCF card right. Yes, So I

0:53:15.400 --> 0:53:17.960
<v Speaker 4>over the over the break, I was clearly quite bored,

0:53:17.960 --> 0:53:19.880
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, I've been paying fucking health insurance

0:53:19.920 --> 0:53:23.640
<v Speaker 4>for ages, never once claimed any of the benefits. I

0:53:23.680 --> 0:53:26.799
<v Speaker 4>went online looked at what I could claim, and one

0:53:26.840 --> 0:53:30.359
<v Speaker 4>of them was like free eye tests. So I got one,

0:53:30.960 --> 0:53:33.040
<v Speaker 4>just thinking all right, I'll check in and then they're like, yeah,

0:53:33.040 --> 0:53:36.080
<v Speaker 4>you need glasses, and so that's why I'm wearing these. Obviously,

0:53:36.080 --> 0:53:37.880
<v Speaker 4>I don't know why you why are you gasping like

0:53:38.000 --> 0:53:40.480
<v Speaker 4>you have only just noticed it? You know about the glass, I.

0:53:40.480 --> 0:53:42.200
<v Speaker 1>Know about glasses. I meant that they need them that

0:53:42.239 --> 0:53:43.480
<v Speaker 1>I was shocked that you needed them.

0:53:43.680 --> 0:53:46.760
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, well, I'm not wearing them for fun. I'm debuting

0:53:46.840 --> 0:53:48.239
<v Speaker 4>glasses today, but I'm want to pick them up on

0:53:48.239 --> 0:53:48.640
<v Speaker 4>the way here.

0:53:48.719 --> 0:53:49.840
<v Speaker 1>They are nice, you.

0:53:49.920 --> 0:53:51.480
<v Speaker 6>Short sighted alongsided?

0:53:51.840 --> 0:53:55.359
<v Speaker 4>Well, these ones actually make everything close to me crystal clear.

0:53:55.400 --> 0:53:57.320
<v Speaker 4>But Mitch is actually a bit blurred, so it's like

0:53:57.560 --> 0:54:02.080
<v Speaker 4>kind of defeating the purpose. But anyway, I also was like,

0:54:02.120 --> 0:54:06.040
<v Speaker 4>what else can I claim? Kiro practics? Oh, now, let

0:54:06.120 --> 0:54:11.440
<v Speaker 4>me tell you, poor old home studio massage lady was

0:54:11.520 --> 0:54:16.040
<v Speaker 4>not even close to getting the compliments she wanted downstairs,

0:54:16.080 --> 0:54:19.200
<v Speaker 4>But that chiropractor I didn't bar up. But shit, there's

0:54:19.239 --> 0:54:21.400
<v Speaker 4>something erotic about a man on your back trying to

0:54:21.440 --> 0:54:21.800
<v Speaker 4>crack you.

0:54:23.880 --> 0:54:27.120
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's the whole body way, right, Yeah.

0:54:27.480 --> 0:54:28.840
<v Speaker 4>And you know that bit where they kind of like

0:54:29.200 --> 0:54:31.040
<v Speaker 4>put your shoulders behind you and then they just like

0:54:31.160 --> 0:54:34.319
<v Speaker 4>lift you and you go. Oh, I was being cracked

0:54:34.360 --> 0:54:35.879
<v Speaker 4>with the friends, and I've got another appointment tomorrow.

0:54:35.960 --> 0:54:37.720
<v Speaker 1>What did you actually get? Did you crack in places?

0:54:38.040 --> 0:54:39.640
<v Speaker 4>So many? Really it's their job.

0:54:39.840 --> 0:54:41.239
<v Speaker 1>No, no, I know, but sometimes you don't crack.

0:54:41.520 --> 0:54:42.680
<v Speaker 4>Did you get the neck yep?

0:54:43.080 --> 0:54:45.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I've never I've never been to a chiropractor in

0:54:45.400 --> 0:54:45.759
<v Speaker 1>my life.

0:54:46.280 --> 0:54:47.200
<v Speaker 4>It was fantastic.

0:54:47.320 --> 0:54:50.440
<v Speaker 1>How can there be a lot in me? You shocked?

0:54:51.120 --> 0:54:51.319
<v Speaker 4>Yep?

0:54:51.680 --> 0:54:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Wow?

0:54:52.120 --> 0:54:54.080
<v Speaker 6>Did it hurt at all? Or was it just nice

0:54:54.080 --> 0:54:54.680
<v Speaker 6>to relaxing.

0:54:55.840 --> 0:54:57.239
<v Speaker 4>It was a bit of both. It didn't know, it

0:54:57.280 --> 0:54:59.880
<v Speaker 4>didn't hurt. It was relaxing. But sometimes you had to

0:54:59.880 --> 0:55:01.920
<v Speaker 4>get had a little bit deep tissue, like he goes, like,

0:55:02.000 --> 0:55:04.040
<v Speaker 4>cause I have a funck shoulder. Basically, this left one

0:55:04.160 --> 0:55:06.640
<v Speaker 4>is so fucked. And he was like having a massage

0:55:06.640 --> 0:55:07.919
<v Speaker 4>to me, like, hey, this is gonna be a little tense,

0:55:07.920 --> 0:55:09.080
<v Speaker 4>and I was like, yeah, it is, but it's fine.

0:55:09.120 --> 0:55:10.560
<v Speaker 1>I was there to get a fixed did you message

0:55:10.600 --> 0:55:11.360
<v Speaker 1>your carpal tunnel?

0:55:11.760 --> 0:55:11.920
<v Speaker 9>Eh?

0:55:12.320 --> 0:55:13.080
<v Speaker 1>What's in your wrist?

0:55:14.320 --> 0:55:19.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh? My RSI mars that's not an issue anymore. Oh yeah, anyway,

0:55:20.480 --> 0:55:22.080
<v Speaker 4>I yeah, it was.

0:55:22.200 --> 0:55:22.680
<v Speaker 1>It was a lot.

0:55:22.840 --> 0:55:24.600
<v Speaker 4>And he also was asking me, so what do you do?

0:55:25.120 --> 0:55:26.560
<v Speaker 4>What's Kyle Sandelan's line?

0:55:26.640 --> 0:55:26.759
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>And you know what he said? He goes, oh, so

0:55:29.520 --> 0:55:30.879
<v Speaker 4>what do you do? I was like, oh, I working

0:55:30.880 --> 0:55:32.360
<v Speaker 4>around and I wants to do a podcast. I was

0:55:32.400 --> 0:55:36.080
<v Speaker 4>telling him about the podcast and he goes, I have

0:55:36.239 --> 0:55:39.240
<v Speaker 4>to tell you. When I saw the who the appointment

0:55:39.320 --> 0:55:44.560
<v Speaker 4>was for, I thought Mitchell Coombs. That's such a famous name,

0:55:44.680 --> 0:55:47.640
<v Speaker 4>isn't it That sounds like the name of someone that's famous.

0:55:47.680 --> 0:55:50.040
<v Speaker 4>And I was like, no. I actually had a conversation

0:55:50.200 --> 0:55:52.400
<v Speaker 4>with the other Mitch that I work with on the podcast,

0:55:52.480 --> 0:55:55.080
<v Speaker 4>and we said there are no famous Mitchell's, are there, Like,

0:55:55.160 --> 0:55:58.120
<v Speaker 4>we can't this is not a famous name, and he goes, no,

0:55:58.320 --> 0:56:00.360
<v Speaker 4>it's not the name Mitchell, it's the common nation of

0:56:00.400 --> 0:56:03.160
<v Speaker 4>Mitchell and Coombs. What's the other Mitch called? And I

0:56:03.239 --> 0:56:05.960
<v Speaker 4>said Mitch Cherry and he goes, nah, I'm not a

0:56:06.000 --> 0:56:12.640
<v Speaker 4>famous and I was like, yeah, yeah, harder, deep breath,

0:56:15.800 --> 0:56:16.400
<v Speaker 4>hold silk.

0:56:17.160 --> 0:56:20.920
<v Speaker 1>No more body business promoting for him. What's his name?

0:56:21.200 --> 0:56:21.840
<v Speaker 4>I can't recall.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, I'm glad you've been fixed and put to place. Mitch.

0:56:26.200 --> 0:56:28.319
<v Speaker 4>Yep, my eyes are better, my back's better.

0:56:28.840 --> 0:56:30.360
<v Speaker 1>Isn't it a good feeling when you claim and they

0:56:30.400 --> 0:56:32.839
<v Speaker 1>go you'll get X amount back and you go, oh, yes.

0:56:33.520 --> 0:56:36.200
<v Speaker 4>But then it's also kind of like counterproductive because I'm like,

0:56:36.280 --> 0:56:39.640
<v Speaker 4>I probably wouldn't have paid for this if I didn't

0:56:39.640 --> 0:56:42.319
<v Speaker 4>have the cover, Like, I'm paying money to get money back,

0:56:42.360 --> 0:56:43.680
<v Speaker 4>even though I could have just kept the money in

0:56:43.719 --> 0:56:46.440
<v Speaker 4>the first place. I did thoroughly enjoy.

0:56:46.239 --> 0:56:48.400
<v Speaker 1>The car practice. I don't have any cover, you're not

0:56:48.680 --> 0:56:51.160
<v Speaker 1>privately insured. Well, we're lucky to live in this country

0:56:51.160 --> 0:56:53.440
<v Speaker 1>where we have good public but unless you're getting all

0:56:53.440 --> 0:56:55.440
<v Speaker 1>those things, I need it for my brain condition.

0:56:56.200 --> 0:56:56.480
<v Speaker 9>What is it?

0:56:56.560 --> 0:56:58.520
<v Speaker 4>Mitch Kiari malformation?

0:56:59.000 --> 0:57:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Hayden doesn't even know what it's call. So I need

0:57:01.480 --> 0:57:03.000
<v Speaker 1>it for like stuff, but you probably don't need it

0:57:03.200 --> 0:57:04.680
<v Speaker 1>and you've died seventeen.

0:57:04.320 --> 0:57:08.600
<v Speaker 6>Times nineteen yeah, coming to I've had it twice during

0:57:08.680 --> 0:57:09.280
<v Speaker 6>that time.

0:57:09.800 --> 0:57:11.439
<v Speaker 1>And why bother.

0:57:11.680 --> 0:57:11.879
<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

0:57:13.040 --> 0:57:15.400
<v Speaker 4>It was crap though, because when I got it, you

0:57:15.480 --> 0:57:17.680
<v Speaker 4>know how you have to have the insurance for a

0:57:17.720 --> 0:57:19.840
<v Speaker 4>certain amount of time before you can claim certain things.

0:57:20.440 --> 0:57:22.960
<v Speaker 4>I got major dental work and they were like that

0:57:23.160 --> 0:57:25.600
<v Speaker 4>that'll be six thousand dollars. I was like, nowhere is babe,

0:57:26.040 --> 0:57:28.800
<v Speaker 4>here's my insurance. And I'm like, sorry, you've only been

0:57:28.880 --> 0:57:30.640
<v Speaker 4>on that insurance for eleven months. You need to be

0:57:30.680 --> 0:57:32.200
<v Speaker 4>with it for twelve months. And I'm there with like

0:57:32.520 --> 0:57:36.600
<v Speaker 4>gauze and blood all through what I had kind on it,

0:57:36.960 --> 0:57:38.560
<v Speaker 4>Like I seriously, it was so fucked. I had to

0:57:38.600 --> 0:57:39.040
<v Speaker 4>pay for it.

0:57:43.640 --> 0:57:46.720
<v Speaker 1>Right now. Why I don't get how that works? Or

0:57:46.760 --> 0:57:48.360
<v Speaker 1>I was like, well, high Caps will pay that, Like,

0:57:48.360 --> 0:57:51.760
<v Speaker 1>who the fuck is I Caps? They always say that

0:57:51.800 --> 0:57:54.520
<v Speaker 1>there's a different machine and it'll be twelve to fourteen

0:57:54.520 --> 0:57:55.280
<v Speaker 1>business days and time.

0:57:55.280 --> 0:57:57.440
<v Speaker 4>I'm certainly familiar with high caps.

0:57:57.480 --> 0:58:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I'll give you a while to COVID anyway we should go, guys. Yeah,

0:58:06.240 --> 0:58:07.600
<v Speaker 1>it's got lunch with Pippin.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, just listened to the Carry Anne for we didn't

0:58:13.840 --> 0:58:15.120
<v Speaker 4>dwell on that as much as we should.

0:58:15.120 --> 0:58:16.880
<v Speaker 1>If we need to, let's cut the clothes and music.

0:58:17.000 --> 0:58:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Let's play the show opener and four we can have

0:58:18.680 --> 0:58:19.880
<v Speaker 1>a little listen just the carry and.

0:58:21.920 --> 0:58:29.440
<v Speaker 2>People trapeze will performed. The people do some weird ship

0:58:29.680 --> 0:58:33.160
<v Speaker 2>television legend. Carry Anne Kenney fell several meters from a

0:58:33.280 --> 0:58:35.400
<v Speaker 2>trapeze while performing in the musical Pip.

0:58:38.360 --> 0:58:41.200
<v Speaker 4>Is that fit for being a mole?

0:58:41.280 --> 0:58:43.560
<v Speaker 1>That time we're on studio? You know what that that?

0:58:44.040 --> 0:58:44.240
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:58:45.920 --> 0:58:49.400
<v Speaker 1>It's gut all. First of all, sounds like what how

0:58:49.480 --> 0:58:51.800
<v Speaker 1>you'd say when you find out that your Corky's been killed?

0:58:52.240 --> 0:58:52.439
<v Speaker 4>Oh?

0:58:52.960 --> 0:58:59.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it reminds me of this I'm typing. It's a

0:58:59.520 --> 0:59:02.439
<v Speaker 1>viral viit called Great Lady Falls. Have you all seen

0:59:02.440 --> 0:59:03.280
<v Speaker 1>Great Lady Falls?

0:59:03.840 --> 0:59:04.000
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

0:59:04.200 --> 0:59:05.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's a news cross.

0:59:06.320 --> 0:59:08.600
<v Speaker 1>It's a news cross from like, oh, it's got to

0:59:08.640 --> 0:59:11.480
<v Speaker 1>be the early nineties, and there at some farm and

0:59:11.560 --> 0:59:14.400
<v Speaker 1>some mistake and they're giving her doing a giveaway for it,

0:59:14.520 --> 0:59:16.560
<v Speaker 1>and the host of the of the morning show go,

0:59:16.840 --> 0:59:19.800
<v Speaker 1>let's cross to Sicily, who's you know, stomping grapes at

0:59:19.800 --> 0:59:22.080
<v Speaker 1>the estate. And they cross to this news presenter who

0:59:22.160 --> 0:59:24.640
<v Speaker 1>is in jar a bucket full of grapes and she's

0:59:24.680 --> 0:59:28.000
<v Speaker 1>stomping grapes. Issue is she? She collapses.

0:59:28.200 --> 0:59:28.720
<v Speaker 4>I've seen it.

0:59:28.800 --> 0:59:30.760
<v Speaker 1>It's so far And the audio is carrying.

0:59:30.880 --> 0:59:35.280
<v Speaker 7>The winner this Saturday, who's stop eating international foods, having

0:59:35.360 --> 0:59:36.520
<v Speaker 7>wine and teaching.

0:59:37.120 --> 0:59:37.720
<v Speaker 4>Then you're tour.

0:59:37.880 --> 0:59:40.520
<v Speaker 1>She's up on a platform, mind you craft, it's a

0:59:40.560 --> 0:59:43.760
<v Speaker 1>lot of fun, a whole day stop and she goes

0:59:43.800 --> 0:59:58.960
<v Speaker 1>to step out like yeah, how how how how's every stop? No?

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<v Speaker 4>I think I think she is.

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's actually heard owl.

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<v Speaker 4>I always love watching news presenters like that trying to

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<v Speaker 4>make a smooth recovery, because like, how can you.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen what they say? Gosh, I hope she's okay, Oh okay,

1:00:18.200 --> 1:00:21.560
<v Speaker 1>We're gonna make sure she is and get as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as we can.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll be back right after this. Have you seen the

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<v Speaker 4>video where Lisa Wilkinson is reporting from Parliament House and

1:00:30.880 --> 1:00:33.840
<v Speaker 4>the tent that they're underneath, you know those tents that

1:00:33.920 --> 1:00:36.520
<v Speaker 4>you take like camping and ship. Oh yeah, yeah, the

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<v Speaker 4>tent that they were underneath for the broadcast. It was

1:00:38.960 --> 1:00:41.280
<v Speaker 4>so windy it collapse and like hit her in the

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<v Speaker 4>head like one of the metal bars. And then Sylvia

1:00:44.160 --> 1:00:46.680
<v Speaker 4>Jeffries jumps in and she it was actually quite eloquent

1:00:46.760 --> 1:00:48.000
<v Speaker 4>the way she did it, but I was like, it's

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<v Speaker 4>almost like she was waiting for that to happen, like

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<v Speaker 4>she had the perfect phrase ready to go to pick

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<v Speaker 4>up it comes because she elected second time at least.

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<v Speaker 6>Wrong, we're going to take over from there.

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<v Speaker 11>We're caught out the winds of change sweeping through the nation's.

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<v Speaker 4>Capital right now. We're going to take over from there

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<v Speaker 4>while they deal with the winds of change sweeping through

1:01:17.560 --> 1:01:20.680
<v Speaker 4>the capitol. Like she fucking had that up earthly knowing

1:01:20.760 --> 1:01:23.320
<v Speaker 4>that that gazebo was going to collapse on Leth's farhead.

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<v Speaker 1>That's ridiculous. What that's like the Titanic sinking And they

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<v Speaker 1>cross back to the journalist.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well, we'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Let those deal with the ship in the meantime. Sink

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<v Speaker 1>your teeth into these adorable puppies.

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<v Speaker 8>Like.

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<v Speaker 4>It's do you remember when Sandra's Sully? This one isn't

1:01:43.120 --> 1:01:45.600
<v Speaker 4>that funny. It was like her natural reaction. But she

1:01:45.880 --> 1:01:49.040
<v Speaker 4>was commentating nine to eleven as it was happening live

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<v Speaker 4>to air, And the story goes that it was like

1:01:51.480 --> 1:01:54.200
<v Speaker 4>her and one other journalist in the building and it'd

1:01:54.240 --> 1:01:56.560
<v Speaker 4>been like mean live on air and groundskeeper fucking jen

1:01:56.680 --> 1:01:59.280
<v Speaker 4>A trying to google things for me, handing me notes

1:01:59.360 --> 1:02:03.160
<v Speaker 4>to read. Everything's unfolding because so she wasn't actually watching

1:02:03.240 --> 1:02:06.840
<v Speaker 4>the monitor, she was just reading from the paper, and

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<v Speaker 4>then one of the towers just completely collapses and she

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't notice. And then a few minutes later she goes

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<v Speaker 4>notice that there's one missing and goes, goodness, me, I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>it appears that one of the towers is collapsing. And

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<v Speaker 4>I was just like, I've just felt like the journalism

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<v Speaker 4>while she's there lav and air just waving going give

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<v Speaker 4>missing it.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck it's done.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah yeah, and she's just like, goodness, me, I'm sorry, Fuck,

1:02:31.640 --> 1:02:33.360
<v Speaker 4>there's a whole building just falling.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you said this one? It's a reporter at the

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney Royal Easter Show, Jenna Oh yes, and holding a

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<v Speaker 1>rooster shines the prize rooster everyone it attacks him here

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<v Speaker 1>it's been.

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<v Speaker 4>A shower too.

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<v Speaker 11>On the top of twenty two Today Sydney fine and

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<v Speaker 11>mostly sunny, twenty one degrees camera fine, Sonny and twenty

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<v Speaker 11>two today Melbourne fine, becoming sunny and twenty two degrees of.

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<v Speaker 4>Five hundred birds that are being judged today.

1:03:09.840 --> 1:03:16.320
<v Speaker 1>Ship because his bird flaps and flaps. What that's not

1:03:16.800 --> 1:03:17.680
<v Speaker 1>media professional?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, there's just nothing that ruins your day quicker

1:03:20.760 --> 1:03:22.440
<v Speaker 4>than flaps and flaps.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't agree more on that note. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>listening to episode one how far.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't forget Abby Chatfield's on next week, so we'll catch you.

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<v Speaker 4>Then there'll be a fourth wheel. I'm happy with that.

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<v Speaker 4>That's fine. Yeah, I've realized that Jenna has a serious

1:03:38.200 --> 1:03:40.800
<v Speaker 4>issue with women every time they're on the show, except

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<v Speaker 4>I think she's the only one that Jenna hasn't been

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<v Speaker 4>a dreadful cow towards Tony Lodge, awful cruel.

1:03:50.240 --> 1:03:51.280
<v Speaker 6>She was even worse.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time there's woman here, Jenna gets her literal cat claw.

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<v Speaker 4>Then because the.

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<v Speaker 1>Girl's name from Alright, the podcast they got canceled recently.

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<v Speaker 4>Yona the pig hair.

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<v Speaker 1>What Mary, Mary, you're a great cow to Mary Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't show it.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, Tony and Nat deserved that treatment.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So what we're saying is that Jenna does not

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<v Speaker 4>support the sisterhood. She's a woman hater. Abby, You're welcome

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<v Speaker 4>next week.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not true, Abby, Chatfield, start stage and screen next week.

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<v Speaker 4>What are you talking about. She's not fucking Meryl Street.

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<v Speaker 4>She's in Pippin'.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, if you haven't seen that footage of carry Anne

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<v Speaker 1>crumbling it dick, give it a go.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's good gear.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want.

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<v Speaker 4>The funny thing is that carry Anne is like, oh, No.

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<v Speaker 4>One hundred or something, but her character is a seventy

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<v Speaker 4>year old, and so she was kind of a fitting cast.

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<v Speaker 4>She was kind of a perfect casting. But now that

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<v Speaker 4>she's like maimed and in hospital after her fall, they've

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<v Speaker 4>replaced her with an understudy who's like twenty two.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just drawn all these lines and ivos.

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<v Speaker 4>To make her look fucking decrepit. It's so funny. They're like, fuck,

1:04:59.200 --> 1:05:01.400
<v Speaker 4>carry Anne's gone. There's no one's senior enough to play

1:05:01.440 --> 1:05:01.760
<v Speaker 4>the role.

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<v Speaker 6>And then Kirianne was like oh for the final performance,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to make her comeback. The final performance comes around,

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<v Speaker 6>she's still unwell. She can't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like nap how much? And they could get Rebecca giveney.

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<v Speaker 1>She needs the work. I've got lunch with Fied. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I've got to go. Is that is that a character fighter?

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it a dog?

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<v Speaker 4>A dog? I've got to get home. I've got to

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<v Speaker 4>feed Clifford. He's not a small red dog. I'll tell

1:05:30.040 --> 1:05:30.160
<v Speaker 4>you that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not. I had that date with Tin Tin.

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<v Speaker 4>Tin.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was genuine Tintin, a little little gay guy

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<v Speaker 1>with a little curl on his head.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you're thinking of tin Man from with It. He's

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<v Speaker 4>my ex, my ex boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he got stuck in.

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<v Speaker 4>The yell the builder.

1:05:52.640 --> 1:05:55.520
<v Speaker 1>Oh he can build you any day, right, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>fill you with some jip rock.

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<v Speaker 4>Putting my corner, this bob nail my plans, slow screw

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<v Speaker 4>against my wall.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't hardly mind, knock me down and rebuild

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<v Speaker 1>me in a night. Bub don't know to me? All right, Jenna,

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<v Speaker 1>who do you have lunch with tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 6>Tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 6>We do we can Witch of the West.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you're meeting up with Abby before the interview. I'm terrible,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, I'll see you guys next week. Goodbye.