Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 3: Some things that make more sense than others bring pikes, nurseries,
Speaker 3: mercury pikes, p y k e sky Why.
Speaker 1: I Hey, as in kill hey, why okay?
Speaker 3: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults?
Speaker 1: Wood?
Speaker 4: Why is your life so expensive? I'm not even having
Speaker 4: a good child.
Speaker 1: This is just a couple of mitches. What about me?
Speaker 5: Don't forget Now he is Michui and your season you open,
Speaker 5: We're back grounds Caper Jenners back as well, and.
Speaker 1: The cheeks Hello, boys and girls.
Speaker 4: I feel like we've gone back from to good morning
Speaker 4: mister ChEI, No, it's now that's more being really loud.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that would be more me to you.
Speaker 1: What about the teacher you had that was really cool
Speaker 1: and like I hung out with you on the program?
Speaker 1: Was like, what do you guys doing on the weekend?
Speaker 1: You call them by their first name, like missus Jenner
Speaker 1: I had.
Speaker 6: I never did it?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know. We had a miss Rachel because
Speaker 1: she was cool.
Speaker 4: Was she like fresh out of unithing with like a
Speaker 4: brunette ponytail and all her keys.
Speaker 1: On a lenyard. Oh yeah, you hear it coming to
Speaker 1: be like it miss Rachel, miss Rachel David's dating Sam,
Speaker 1: Like she'd know all that.
Speaker 4: You would have been the teacher's pet. I just know.
Speaker 4: Best friends of Miss.
Speaker 1: Gray contain twice back season three.
Speaker 4: How's everyone feeling about being back?
Speaker 1: I feel good.
Speaker 4: I'm feeling a little bit weird about it. Actually, Why? Well,
Speaker 4: remember last week we were like, yeah, we're ready, We're
Speaker 4: feeling rest, so we could come back. But I didn't
Speaker 4: realize Mercury would be in retrograde. Oh yeah, And like
Speaker 4: I'm not one of those people that big on you know,
Speaker 4: astrology and all that crap. But it just it can't
Speaker 4: be a coincidence that every time Mercury is in retrograde.
Speaker 4: I just become that little bit more unhinged. And I
Speaker 4: knew something was up. On the Saturday it started. I
Speaker 4: was like, I feel different today, something's different. And then
Speaker 4: I came to work and someone mentioned it and I
Speaker 4: was like, are you serious again? I just there's something.
Speaker 4: I just get a little bit more easily agitated, and
Speaker 4: I get irrationally mad about things, like you know that
Speaker 4: chick Cyrel of married at first side. I hate her
Speaker 4: as of Saturday. I had no issues with her last week,
Speaker 4: but now I can't stand the side of us. Every
Speaker 4: time I see it, I'm like, a Cyrel, did you
Speaker 4: have feelings towards a pre Saturday and nothing? I had?
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: I'm sure she's a lovely girl actually, but I'm just like, oh,
Speaker 4: can't stand up that beach?
Speaker 1: Anything else ticked you off? Like musically or the sun?
Speaker 4: There's actually this is what my iGEM's about? Is it
Speaker 4: just me for the week? So I hold that thought,
Speaker 4: but yes, you've got to deal with this version of
Speaker 4: me until I think it's Jenna. I'm gonna put you
Speaker 4: to work. Can you google it? I think it's Feb
Speaker 4: twenty one? Okay?
Speaker 1: First? Good?
Speaker 4: Also, actually, can you just google for those who don't
Speaker 4: know what is what does mercury and retrograde actually mean?
Speaker 4: Because I'm one of these people that doesn't know, Like,
Speaker 4: I don't know what it actually means. I just know
Speaker 4: that I start acting a bit whack.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Someone actually said to me yesterday, mercury
Speaker 1: is in retrogade explains everything. Oh it's not an excuse,
Speaker 1: So you can't just Buly, you can't do a triple
Speaker 1: homicide and go yea, yeah, yeah, Mercury's in rich regret.
Speaker 4: I did that once. Yes, I used to be like that,
Speaker 4: but now I get it, like I'm just like I
Speaker 4: felt a little bit more unhinged every time.
Speaker 1: Oh it's it's up here.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, Jenna's been made redundant, beautiful thing googling for it.
Speaker 1: I did that in twenty twenty one. Beautiful Sam is
Speaker 1: out outside the glass box. Hi, Beautiful Sam had happy
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one.
Speaker 4: It's going to take me a while to get used
Speaker 4: to having someone who wants to be I just.
Speaker 1: Say, yeah, you've seeing The videos were flanked by screens.
Speaker 1: One of the screens in the middle just removed our
Speaker 1: brand new, beautiful twenty twenty one artwork. I should say,
Speaker 1: do we need to give me one a shout out?
Speaker 4: Isn't there someone that helps one of Oh yeah, one
Speaker 4: of our listeners did that. Yeah, save me a lot
Speaker 4: of time, Liam Gonna thanksmographic designer.
Speaker 1: The middle screen just died and up posted the Google.
Speaker 4: I'm still that doesn't You're not off the hook, and
Speaker 4: I'm still waiting to tell me the Google it.
Speaker 1: And let's see if it has a different means same. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it says, okayay, I'll read it off.
Speaker 6: My screen three or four times a year. The planet
Speaker 6: Mercury is set to go retrograde. That is to say,
Speaker 6: it moves in an opposite direction to planet Earth.
Speaker 4: And why does it make me behave like a bit
Speaker 4: of a tool every time.
Speaker 1: I prefer SAMs. It's exact, no, beautiful Sam says Mercury
Speaker 1: retrograde will either zap you with your usual zest and
Speaker 1: leave you feeling lethargic, or fill you with chaotic, scattered
Speaker 1: energy that might have you feeling restless, unfocused and anxious.
Speaker 4: Oh oh no, what yeah, okay, yep, but it doesn't
Speaker 4: say anything. It doesn't say anything about being like just
Speaker 4: irrationally mad. I feel like, you know, when people are pregnant,
Speaker 4: they just have weird cravings that I I usually have.
Speaker 4: I've got weird hatreds all of a sudden.
Speaker 1: To be fair though, this, I mean that really is.
Speaker 1: It's just sort of you.
Speaker 4: But last week I was so like, wow, optimistic, full
Speaker 4: of hope. Twenty twenty one is gonna be amazing. So
Speaker 4: you've got to twenty one to deal with this?
Speaker 6: Well, I think let me see what day that is?
Speaker 4: One.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a perfectly square mat So.
Speaker 4: It's a Sunday, Okay, so quite. There'll be a few
Speaker 4: podcasts to go now that two weeks.
Speaker 1: In two weeks we'll be on Instagram Live, Mitch, So
Speaker 1: can you report in on Instagram Live on Sunday if
Speaker 1: it has if it instantly, you know what I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna market now. I'm going to print out an
Speaker 1: A four photo of Cyrel. I'm gonna hold it up
Speaker 1: and if you've punched your ring light out of frame,
Speaker 1: we know it's not Mercury Retrade. Mitchell is just awful.
Speaker 1: We're back, We're refreshed, and new opener is there. Go
Speaker 1: back and have it listen. It's really fun. If it
Speaker 1: is your first time listening, what the hell have you
Speaker 1: been doing? You had plenty of time to go back
Speaker 1: and binge. But we start the show the same way
Speaker 1: we do every week for three seasons in a row,
Speaker 1: with an iGEM It's and is it just me something
Speaker 1: we've noticed something we hate or appreciate, And let me
Speaker 1: tell you my note section is burst to get the
Speaker 1: brand me too. Even Hayden I was like I Hayden
Speaker 1: express a problem. He's like, that's probably more of an
Speaker 1: engin than my boyfriend. I'm like, oh fair, I think
Speaker 1: so dive.
Speaker 4: After the idgems, we're going to be doing another round
Speaker 4: of this. Yeah, Jenners. Every time we're torn on something,
Speaker 4: we leave it up to our third wheel to make
Speaker 4: the call. And this one relates to the most bizarre
Speaker 4: job offer basically that Mitch and I had over the holidays.
Speaker 4: It's the weirdest opportunity that's become available to us.
Speaker 1: Is keeping me up at night and I'm getting cold sweats.
Speaker 4: It's something we never thought we'd be asked to do,
Speaker 4: but here we are. Jenny, you're the one making a call.
Speaker 1: Me in particular, like the fact that I was on
Speaker 1: the radar. This is truly shocking.
Speaker 4: But we do it now.
Speaker 1: No, no, Jenna, I'm putting you at the end of
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 4: We're doing it later on. We're also doing another TikTok school.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know how I got you to do that
Speaker 4: in the last episode. Yeah, I loved it, or bringing
Speaker 4: it back.
Speaker 1: I had a lot of family at Christmas, say let's
Speaker 1: do Mitch's cake trick. I didn't invent that guys, but
Speaker 1: I'll take the credit. Mitch's a genius idea. Don't use
Speaker 1: the good crystals a plastic red cart. So TikTok school
Speaker 1: coming up. Who wants to go first? First gym of
Speaker 1: season three?
Speaker 4: You go first?
Speaker 1: I insist. Okay, here we go. I feel like a ceremonial,
Speaker 1: like it's the first one.
Speaker 4: It's really not that special.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's start. Is it just me? Do you think
Speaker 1: we invented this? Now? Take a listen. I don't say
Speaker 1: our impact is global, but I think something we did
Speaker 1: last season has influenced the international media tickets. This is
Speaker 1: a grab from the Today Show in America, which is
Speaker 1: huge there, the major morning breakfast. They interviewed robb Low.
Speaker 1: Beautiful interviews and you see that something like recreation, very
Speaker 1: good looking American man and he's got a new show,
Speaker 1: lone Star whatever. And I was, you know, like they
Speaker 1: they air the Today Show on like channel seven, not
Speaker 1: like ten am, And that's when I get up, so
Speaker 1: I put it on. I'm drinking my coffee and I
Speaker 1: catch the end of the interview and just listen. You'll
Speaker 1: know exactly what it is when you hear it. But
Speaker 1: they've changed up the way they hook their podcasts, and
Speaker 1: I think it's because of our influence.
Speaker 4: Okay, hit me with that.
Speaker 1: Listen.
Speaker 8: Rob promised to keep us updated on any further neighborhood sighting.
Speaker 8: So Prince Harry and you can find Rob's podcast literally
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Speaker 8: subscribe to the Sunday sit Down podcast to hear the
Speaker 8: full length interview with Rob Low. You can find it
Speaker 8: on Apple podcasts or wherever fine podcasts are served.
Speaker 1: McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Well, okay, so this was last season
Speaker 4: you were ranting about how people say or wherever you
Speaker 4: get your podcasts whenever they're trying to plug that they
Speaker 4: have a podcast, It's like, yeah, we know to go
Speaker 4: to a podcast.
Speaker 1: App DH exactly, and we.
Speaker 4: Just heard that pray over you. So these people are
Speaker 4: clearly just googling synonyms, like when you're trying to write
Speaker 4: an essay.
Speaker 1: I almost like that. Or wherever your podcasts are served.
Speaker 4: Wherever fine podcasts served? Was it play again?
Speaker 1: Wherever I only have the end? But off fust forward,
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, Rob Low.
Speaker 8: You can find it on Apple podcasts or wherever fine
Speaker 8: podcasts are served.
Speaker 6: Oh, wherever fine podcasts are served.
Speaker 1: You just have to say wherever podcasts are serving is
Speaker 1: for this one? You couldn't say, fine.
Speaker 4: No, I think ours is just fine. You know it's
Speaker 4: not excellent wherever?
Speaker 1: Okay, podcasts are served like a shrug. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: I just think people know how to find them. Now,
Speaker 4: just like listen to me podcasts. I'm not going to
Speaker 4: beg you know where to go?
Speaker 1: What about me said? Or wherever you get yours? What
Speaker 1: does that mean?
Speaker 4: It's like saying you can find my teatails wherever you
Speaker 4: get yours. The second drawer in the kitchen everyone knows.
Speaker 1: Oh but see that's her personal because we keep housing
Speaker 1: the cup on the top of the oven.
Speaker 4: That's stupid. Hayden's very sure. How do you expect him
Speaker 4: to read it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't fucking clean? It's me doing it all. Also, your
Speaker 1: tails burnt? I left it next to the stove and
Speaker 1: at court fire. Oh no, it's so pretty, the indigenous one.
Speaker 4: This is why we can't have nice thing?
Speaker 1: Very true?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Well, Our Influences is a general season three? You ready
Speaker 1: feels me?
Speaker 4: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Do some songs just make you irrationally mad?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: The sound of some songs that just irks you.
Speaker 1: There's none that spring to mind. But if I'm a
Speaker 1: bad mood, yes, but not not generally. Or if mercury
Speaker 1: is in retrograd, yes, is in retrograde. Yes.
Speaker 4: I'm finding myself this inherently pissed off just by certain songs.
Speaker 4: Some of them have been like years spanning though, But
Speaker 4: like the latest one that really fucks me off is
Speaker 4: that do a Lipa one? What's that one that they're
Speaker 4: playing literally every ten minutes in our workplace, levitating.
Speaker 1: What we're playing.
Speaker 4: It's getting a lot of radio play, and there's this
Speaker 4: one lyric in it, and every time I hear I
Speaker 4: literally like I want to gag. It's like it's such
Speaker 4: an ick.
Speaker 1: I hate it, the lyrical, how the song sounds.
Speaker 4: Just that one particular lyric. It's you know, I just
Speaker 4: might play it right. I'll tell you when old what
Speaker 4: what is it? If someone called me their sugar boo,
Speaker 4: I'd be so upset.
Speaker 6: My sugar bood.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's quite delightful in a way, that Do
Speaker 4: a Lipa. It is at a point in her life
Speaker 4: when she's not even trying to disguise how basic she
Speaker 4: is uttering fucked. Phrases like that, my sugar boo, grow up,
Speaker 4: it's sugar boo.
Speaker 1: But what could she replace that with? Ready?
Speaker 4: What about I want your baby, you want me to
Speaker 4: or something like.
Speaker 1: That, I want I want you to very yes, very
Speaker 1: interchangeable anything.
Speaker 4: There's so many words that rhyme with.
Speaker 1: Now. I hate to flex this on you, and I
Speaker 1: haven't actually told you, but I was in the room
Speaker 1: when premiere this song to the world, and she justified
Speaker 1: that lyric. She told us why. She said, this is
Speaker 1: what I call my partner, as he did, and she said,
Speaker 1: that's what we call each other. And I wanted a
Speaker 1: point of difference. I thought it was cute and it
Speaker 1: stands out and it's an earworm and in every song
Speaker 1: you should strive for an earworm.
Speaker 4: What does she mean? She wants the point of difference
Speaker 4: that's not unique on New Sugar Boo. Every basic slut
Speaker 4: in my school that carried around au Sue prey Bag
Speaker 4: to pe Prac called their fucking partners their sugar boo.
Speaker 1: It's ship a little home economic sh is.
Speaker 4: She trying to explain the lyric genius behind sugar.
Speaker 1: I want to make an earworm and she has made
Speaker 1: an earworm. It's just a terrible worm that's burrowing deep
Speaker 1: in your brain.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like worms aren't are positive. You use them as
Speaker 4: fish bait. Like seriously, worms, if you find them in
Speaker 4: your apple, you're very upset. It ruins your day.
Speaker 1: Very true.
Speaker 4: Why would you want to in a song should.
Speaker 1: Be an ear grub? But shirts like wors Jenna, I'm
Speaker 1: a bird. Some would say I enjoy it.
Speaker 4: Do you have others that annoy you so many? There's
Speaker 4: another one they were playing at work heaps. Remember when
Speaker 4: they were doing that competition bubble Boy. That it's when
Speaker 4: they do the whole like the money's flying around, you
Speaker 4: have to grab the money, and they were playing that
Speaker 4: bubble butt song. I hate that. It just irks me
Speaker 4: so much. It's you know what I mean though, when
Speaker 4: a certain song is really irritating and it's like I
Speaker 4: can't with this ship I have.
Speaker 1: I have it here because I'm the same system as
Speaker 1: car Jack. Ready, I don't mind that.
Speaker 4: You know what it is, turn it off? You know
Speaker 4: what it is when they say bubble butt like that
Speaker 4: many he's in a row. I picture like their cheeks
Speaker 4: feeling with air, like you know, you go, oh, bubble
Speaker 4: but that's exactly what it is. So like you're literally
Speaker 4: you know what I picture when I hear the lyrics
Speaker 4: to Bubble. But I picture some fat thing in a
Speaker 4: grand stand of a football stadium who's just had one
Speaker 4: too many meat pies and he's just kind of vomiting
Speaker 4: all over himself.
Speaker 6: He's like, I can see that.
Speaker 1: No, I know you meant like in those zombie movies
Speaker 1: when they get shot and they're like.
Speaker 4: Literally like someone welcome to the game.
Speaker 1: I know he's just singing Bubble.
Speaker 4: I'm getting this sense that it's just me though. No,
Speaker 4: I can I can picture, but not Bubble, not that
Speaker 4: songs in general that fuck you?
Speaker 6: I an Max, don't you say ill on my Ava.
Speaker 6: I can't stand that song.
Speaker 1: Stupid psycho.
Speaker 6: I will I will punch someone this song.
Speaker 9: Please, don't.
Speaker 4: I hate I don't find it annoying. I really hate this.
Speaker 1: But there's one song that puts me off and it
Speaker 1: doesn't make me it doesn't make me sick. It makes
Speaker 1: me really depressed.
Speaker 4: That's a very different discussion altogether. If we're going to
Speaker 4: do I'm down for that.
Speaker 1: No, but it's not like Driver's License, Like you hear
Speaker 1: that and you I could go down that path. There's
Speaker 1: something in this song that triggers chemicals in my brain
Speaker 1: to think of death. I don't know if it's it
Speaker 1: because I'm just getting the grab up, but it should
Speaker 1: be similar much. That's a terrible grab. But I can't
Speaker 1: even listen to it. That song makes me so upsets.
Speaker 4: I love that song though, image and hebraw. Yeah, hide
Speaker 4: and Seek.
Speaker 1: Makes me cry? No, what I say?
Speaker 4: No? That does flow Writer a remix? You fool? It's
Speaker 4: called hide and Seek? That song. I feel that that
Speaker 4: flow write a song samples hide and Seek?
Speaker 1: What say that's terrifying?
Speaker 4: I love that song? Is that does not terrify you?
Speaker 4: Can you find it from the beginning?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Not just the hook this one? No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: It's called hide and Seek.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's on high rotation on my iPod shuffle during
Speaker 4: my email years.
Speaker 1: We don't have it.
Speaker 4: We don't have the official what bring it up on YouTube?
Speaker 4: I know you hate it, but I insist I love it.
Speaker 1: It makes me sad thinking about it. Nothing Hayden's going
Speaker 1: to die?
Speaker 4: Is there any emotional attachment to the song.
Speaker 1: I've never I just heard it once on the radio here.
Speaker 4: It's almost like mercury retrogade is making you.
Speaker 1: So that's Google.
Speaker 4: Don't you dare? Bring that favor up? We charge rads now, okay,
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is good? Mitch's dissociated or is it disassociated?
Speaker 4: Did I miss? Is it dissociated or disassociated?
Speaker 6: Crops disassociated?
Speaker 9: Okay? Please done that sinking feel spin round?
Speaker 1: Actually crying. It's only one thing to do to that song.
Speaker 4: So murk you retroga Brah'm telling you it breathed havoc
Speaker 4: and all our emotions. It's not just me.
Speaker 1: It makes me think of my dead grandfather and then
Speaker 1: Haydn getting hit by a bus.
Speaker 6: I don't think of it as a funeral death song
Speaker 6: any more.
Speaker 4: Songs that upset you so many there's what This is
Speaker 4: the one that has actually fucked me off for life
Speaker 4: because the local station where I grew up, rock FM,
Speaker 4: used to play it relentlessly. I can't actually know what
Speaker 4: it's called to who it's by again? Ready to go
Speaker 4: for Google. It's the one that's like it's like only
Speaker 4: your love or when you're around, let it go.
Speaker 1: I interviewed him last week and guess what you know?
Speaker 1: A fun fact he wrote that song in Newcastle New
Speaker 1: South Wales before he went on at a pub. He
Speaker 1: was sitting there and give me the Drew Love Shandy Love,
Speaker 1: I'll get is a good here? Inspired? Is this it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: This is not It doesn't sound anything like that.
Speaker 1: Really this one?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Do you know what it is? It's the way
Speaker 4: he says only no, He's like on it.
Speaker 1: Sounds like it's got this similar twang to Tones and
Speaker 1: I when she's like no, ready fun is the extended intro? Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'll forward it out. It sounds passenger was a Newcastle,
Speaker 1: New South waste.
Speaker 4: You know what it reminds me of. It reminds me
Speaker 4: of Scabbards on Harry Potter when he becomes into a
Speaker 4: human form. Only a human rat is the Yeah?
Speaker 1: I know?
Speaker 4: Yeah it up?
Speaker 1: Know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Only no, only.
Speaker 1: I want to hear it?
Speaker 4: And you let her go? Is it Peter Pettigrew with
Speaker 4: that Scabbard's name and.
Speaker 1: Say hate that. I love Tones and Yes, come on
Speaker 1: the show, You're welcome anyway.
Speaker 4: Any other songs probably those are the only ones I
Speaker 4: can think of for now.
Speaker 1: All right, See, I.
Speaker 4: Do feel like there is some merit in the fact
Speaker 4: that our emotions are all over the shop I'm just
Speaker 4: getting irrationally mad. You're crying over nothing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 4: You're crying over fictional things like your boyfriend being hit
Speaker 4: by a bus.
Speaker 1: Hasn't happened, could happen?
Speaker 4: Really, don't put.
Speaker 1: That out it's going to happen. Ever, Do you know
Speaker 1: what you're upset about? Life? Thanks for bringing down I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of my dead grammar. Actually she's not dead, Is
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Speaker 1: I can't buy mer This is just after Christmas too,
Speaker 1: and she says, you guys are my favorite podcast. I
Speaker 1: just took a road trip over Christmas on my own.
Speaker 1: There was forty eight hours of driving to Broom and back,
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Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: I even went back and listened to the first episodes. Hint,
Speaker 1: there are some epic mispronunciations on Churi's part.
Speaker 4: Oh please please specify.
Speaker 1: Jackie personally, I think we need two episodes a week.
Speaker 1: No ps, bring back coughing fit Chicken. No, I know
Speaker 1: we can't. I will die. Although it's been long enough,
Speaker 1: we probably could.
Speaker 9: No.
Speaker 4: But that was before COVID. Oh yeah, COVID wasn't the problem.
Speaker 4: It was the fact that you kept again disassociating every
Speaker 4: time you did coughing fit chicken, and one time it
Speaker 4: gave you like horrific back pain. I was like, all right,
Speaker 4: he's literally not fit to do it.
Speaker 1: It knocked my brain loose. Well done, Jackie, um, let's
Speaker 1: do this. This is quite sweet, Mitch. I love you, Mitch.
Speaker 1: You were the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. Getting
Speaker 1: to listen to your soothing voice over and over every
Speaker 1: week is like receiving a thousand cuddles. I know thousands
Speaker 1: of you guys are pining after you, but that's so am.
Speaker 1: I stay safe, my king. That's James is a meme.
Speaker 4: I think it means you really yeah, I don't have
Speaker 4: thousands of guys pining over me.
Speaker 1: Funnily enough, just a dozen. Well done, you've got a
Speaker 1: d as the two of you.
Speaker 4: Please thank you, James.
Speaker 1: Jan's right, James, James is a meme. Apparently, So here
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Speaker 4: No? No, you forgot the announcement, didn't you?
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Speaker 4: Mark? Oh you want to do the honest Apparently everyone's
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Speaker 4: here to let you know that it's on its way.
Speaker 4: Merch March is happening. We're doing a limit edition run,
Speaker 4: so start saving your pocket money. That's all we're going
Speaker 4: to say for now.
Speaker 1: Bank it up. There are some very fun ideas and
Speaker 1: March is it like it's gonna happen in March and
Speaker 1: then not much after March.
Speaker 4: So no merch after March, after March, and look much
Speaker 4: ley where to go say, not much merch after March.
Speaker 4: Ten times in a row, really quickly.
Speaker 1: There's not much merch after March. Not much merch after March.
Speaker 1: Not much merch after March, not much merch after March,
Speaker 1: not much merch after March. Not much merch. That was
Speaker 1: good to Glis. That's my theater school. You try.
Speaker 4: No, Oh, I've got a lisp. That's unfair. I can
Speaker 4: barely talk at the best of the time.
Speaker 1: March is it though. The merch is happening, So stand by,
Speaker 1: Like mids said, save you money because there's some fun stuff. Cramming.
Speaker 4: No rash shirt, Jenna, stop false advertising.
Speaker 1: All right, We're ready to be schooled now.
Speaker 4: Yep, yeah, to school time. No, it's not with the
Speaker 4: TikTok school opener?
Speaker 1: Is that the right one? Yes?
Speaker 4: So we like to take inspiration from other people's TikTok ideas.
Speaker 4: It's very uncreative on our part, it's doing other people's ideas,
Speaker 4: but hey, it's a bit of fun. And this one
Speaker 4: is a very pertinent way to kick off the new
Speaker 4: year because it's a bit of an opportunity to pass
Speaker 4: on some new year's motivation. Okay, so have you heard
Speaker 4: of Alana Higginbotham?
Speaker 1: Sounds like a journalist.
Speaker 4: She's my new favorite TikToker. I gotta say.
Speaker 1: Bottoms flocked together?
Speaker 4: It's Botham. Oh really, Alana Higgins Botham?
Speaker 1: Pretty Sam? Did you hear Higginbottom? Definitely heard?
Speaker 4: I said Bothom loud and clear.
Speaker 1: Said bottom. Where does Batman take place?
Speaker 4: I definitely didn't say it, Gottam, No Bottom.
Speaker 1: Higginbotham.
Speaker 4: Quiet in my class.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, bitch, Sorry, mister Bottom. I prefer miss Rachel's. Sorry.
Speaker 4: I would suggest neither of you fuck with me while
Speaker 4: Mercury is in metrogator. Kay, I don't want to say
Speaker 4: it again. I'll give you a demerit anyway. Alana Higginbotham,
Speaker 4: she does drive by advice basically, She just kind of
Speaker 4: drives her car into the shot, passes on a bit
Speaker 4: of wisdom out her window, and then drives away.
Speaker 1: Oh, boss, bitch, it's so good.
Speaker 4: I'm obsessed with it. Here, have a listen.
Speaker 6: You're not actually confused about what to do.
Speaker 4: You just need the courage to do what you know
Speaker 4: is rape.
Speaker 7: Don't try to manage other people's emotions when making a
Speaker 7: decision that's right for.
Speaker 1: You and that you just drives the way Jesus and
Speaker 1: what The camera just stays put?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I'm like, no, come back, I need to
Speaker 4: talk more.
Speaker 1: Where do I find the industry?
Speaker 4: They're like horoscopes, They're just kind of broad enough and
Speaker 4: yet oddly specific. Here's another one.
Speaker 7: All right, Your biggest problem is expecting them to be
Speaker 7: any different than they've shown you they are. Move on
Speaker 7: and make memories with someone who cares, and then just drive.
Speaker 1: I like you, you know what I like about these
Speaker 1: Sometimes advice goes on forever too much. That's all I need,
Speaker 1: like a little snippet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I hope you've got your own snippet, a
Speaker 4: little nugget of wisdom to share, because I've got my
Speaker 4: keys or heading downstairs.
Speaker 1: Oh this isn't asision. There's my permissions from my mind.
Speaker 1: She signed it in red pen. I know it's meant
Speaker 1: to be boopen, but she did it in red pan.
Speaker 1: Get one inside. I'm still with mister Jamison, the little girls.
Speaker 4: All right, we'll get miked up and then we'll check
Speaker 4: back in downstairs. All right, we're downstairs here. It is.
Speaker 1: Best that tinder money. All right.
Speaker 4: An astra, it's still an astra. Is a manual or
Speaker 4: as an order. It's an order. Can you not drive Manuel?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: Really, of course not.
Speaker 4: I must not know that about cisy boy. You hop in.
Speaker 1: I don't know which side I mean. I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: to move your chair back, a very far back. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to squeeze in. Sorry, that's my elbow them in.
Speaker 4: It's locked. Can you let jennerate?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jenner, it's unlocked.
Speaker 4: One of Mitch's squishes.
Speaker 1: Is on here.
Speaker 4: I always keep one handy.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm in.
Speaker 4: Okay, have you thought of your quote yet?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got a couple.
Speaker 10: Okay it should I run you by some No? No, no, no,
Speaker 10: surprised me looks.
Speaker 1: On driving very nice, carmtge.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Okay, so remember you just drive into shot. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and I'm going to be quite close to the window,
Speaker 4: so don't run over my toes and pull up. Say
Speaker 4: your piece of wisdom, your drive by inspo, and then
Speaker 4: keep going.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've changed your mirror.
Speaker 4: By the way, Hey, all your.
Speaker 1: Mirrors have been changed. Okay, I'm ready.
Speaker 4: You're ready. Yep, you guys are action. Just go, okay, hope.
Speaker 1: For the best, expect the worst. Life's are playing. We're
Speaker 1: a rehs celerated so quickly and there's a cliff there.
Speaker 4: Well, did we do it? You even included a token,
Speaker 4: cheery fake laugh.
Speaker 1: I did. Yeah, I've got another quote I want to
Speaker 1: do though.
Speaker 10: Oh okay, all right, all right, reversing put the hazards on. Okay, ready,
Speaker 10: Well there's an or, but that's nice.
Speaker 1: Laughter is the best medicine. But if you laugh for
Speaker 1: no reason, then you need medicine.
Speaker 4: Oh god, what do we today care?
Speaker 1: Sorry?
Speaker 4: We did it, well done? That was my favorite wine.
Speaker 4: But Jenna, do you have any words of wisdom? I'm
Speaker 4: gonna have to go from the passenger side. Yes, no, yes, okay, great, Mitch,
Speaker 4: you're gonna have to be her driver. She can't drive,
Speaker 4: all right? Reversing Jenna you're gonna need to put the
Speaker 4: there we go window down. All right, you're ready.
Speaker 1: I'm going to lean back because I don't want to
Speaker 1: be in this shot.
Speaker 4: And Jenna, I swear if you waste this opportunity to
Speaker 4: give a bree laughing plug watch room.
Speaker 6: That was the first thing. But I've thought of something else.
Speaker 1: And these can't be quotes based on your previous life,
Speaker 1: So don't go. Don't just drink as the milk as if.
Speaker 6: It's our That's my favorite quote.
Speaker 1: The bread rises on the smallest den like no one
Speaker 1: understands that.
Speaker 4: Jenna Mitch York definitely going to be in the background.
Speaker 4: If I lean back like this, it makes no difference.
Speaker 4: You're not small. Your goe and we go.
Speaker 6: Hello world, this is me. Life should be ooh fun
Speaker 6: for everyone.
Speaker 4: Much Enn a song?
Speaker 6: It's from the Saddle Clubs Battle Club.
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, good we're swapping. Yeah, I want to go.
Speaker 4: I want to go on the own car.
Speaker 1: All the settings are quite fucked.
Speaker 6: Can I try to driving your car for fun?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: What what kind of idea? You're unlicensed?
Speaker 1: No weirdest idea of fun?
Speaker 4: Can I kill a miner for fun? Can I sky
Speaker 4: dive without a parachute worries. My mirrors are all munted.
Speaker 4: You're right reversing, very good driving.
Speaker 1: Yeah he's a good driver. All right, ready, but he's
Speaker 1: putting your sunglasses on.
Speaker 4: I'm on tonight. You know, my hips don't lie, and
Speaker 4: I'm starting to feel it's rights and a feelers high.
Speaker 4: I have another nice one that I saw in that
Speaker 4: Wee Marshalls Instagram story.
Speaker 1: Okay, nice because that wasn't really inspirational. That was more factual.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, three two quite on set action. If
Speaker 4: everyone in the world ate the exact same thing every
Speaker 4: day and did the exact same amount of exercise every day,
Speaker 4: we'd still all be different shapes and sizes. Stop comparing
Speaker 4: your body to others.
Speaker 1: That was fan.
Speaker 4: That was beautiful.
Speaker 6: That was it.
Speaker 4: I feel inspired.
Speaker 10: It's really nice.
Speaker 1: Well done. Good challenge. TikTok score officially out of session.
Speaker 4: Yes, let's head back upstairs. All right? Wow, are we
Speaker 4: feeling inspired?
Speaker 1: I think so? I think yours was the best. Mitch
Speaker 1: Jenna's was just no commercial. We didn't pay for the rights.
Speaker 1: We have to get that clear.
Speaker 6: Mine was an inspirational quote.
Speaker 1: From Saddle Club.
Speaker 4: No no, if I beeped Jenner's everyone to think she
Speaker 4: drove past and went cut. All right, Jenna, calm down,
Speaker 4: because we need you to make a wise decision on
Speaker 4: our behalf.
Speaker 1: Okay, it is time, Jenna, here we go. J Now.
Speaker 4: Mitch and I had an interesting opportunity come our way
Speaker 4: over the summer break. I actually I got a message
Speaker 4: from the agency I work with. They were like, so
Speaker 4: Mitch Cherry asked his team to get in contact with us,
Speaker 4: and I was like, sorry, are we doing the whole
Speaker 4: My people will talk to your people, like d I did.
Speaker 1: I sent my management to yes.
Speaker 4: But as it turns out, it was because it was
Speaker 4: a paid opportunity, and it's a rule we have to
Speaker 4: go through them. So the paid opportunity is something that
Speaker 4: we really never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever thought
Speaker 4: would be brought our way. We were approached to do
Speaker 4: a photo shoot in our under I wish I was
Speaker 4: kidding me, meet too, Jenny me. My first question, not
Speaker 4: to be self deprecating and you know, not body positive,
Speaker 4: was have they seen us? They specifically asked you and
Speaker 4: I we want Mitch and Mitch. Yeah.
Speaker 6: So it's just undis not a singler or anything, just
Speaker 6: full blown underpendent.
Speaker 1: We want him nude. Yeah, no, no, no, they will
Speaker 1: not sign off unless it's nude.
Speaker 4: Can you stopthing new? There's no nudity underwear underwear there's
Speaker 4: a very big difference.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's a lot for me, everything gets sucked
Speaker 1: in with me, so it's almost new.
Speaker 4: And so I said to the people, I said, to
Speaker 4: the guys I work with, I was like, I mean,
Speaker 4: do you think we should go for it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And they said, to be honest, we've looked over the
Speaker 4: offer and it's kind of crap. Like for what they're asking,
Speaker 4: it's not a huge amount of money. I mean, don't
Speaker 4: get me wrong, I would have had to have worked
Speaker 4: quite a few market shifts to get that much money.
Speaker 4: But for what they were asking, it was gonna be
Speaker 4: like quite a long day, like longer than your normal
Speaker 4: nine to five job, like a very long day, long
Speaker 4: a shoot day. Yeah, in a very long process. And
Speaker 4: it wasn't just the money per se. It was also
Speaker 4: the usage rights that came with it.
Speaker 1: Because I got the list.
Speaker 4: The usage rights included and were not limited to TV
Speaker 4: or billboards, in store posters.
Speaker 1: Outdoor advertiserything shelters, billboards, come back and tack things.
Speaker 4: And they said to me. I mean, we can go
Speaker 4: back asking for more, but like, how much would you
Speaker 4: want to be paid to have pictures of yourself in
Speaker 4: underwear on a billboard? And I was like, it sounds
Speaker 4: like a dare literally like you know at sleepovers how
Speaker 4: they're like, oh my god, would you kiss your dad
Speaker 4: for a million dollars? But they're literally asking how much
Speaker 4: would you want to be paid to be on a
Speaker 4: billboard and underwear? And I was like, forget about it.
Speaker 6: It was everywhere, so it would be both of you
Speaker 6: in your underwear?
Speaker 1: Is Mitch on my shoulders? Are we straddling are ants?
Speaker 4: Anyway? So we talked about it and they said, look,
Speaker 4: let's not go for it. It's it's probably not a fit.
Speaker 4: So I said to Mitch, look, I don't think this
Speaker 4: is for us. Let's not go for it. And he
Speaker 4: said I've already said yes, Are you serious?
Speaker 1: I signed off on that. I signed a campaign contract.
Speaker 1: I don't turn down work. Gotta get TikTok to you.
Speaker 1: I'll do it to me on the back of the
Speaker 1: receipt rolls when people got a calls you in the
Speaker 1: advertisements on the back.
Speaker 4: Put me on. So the question now, Jenna, the moral
Speaker 4: dilemma wherein is do I now have to you know,
Speaker 4: in an act of solidarity, also say yes, even though
Speaker 4: we jumped the gun and said yes without actually you know,
Speaker 4: coming to an unanimous decision. Do I to then, you know,
Speaker 4: be your good friend and be like, fine, we're in
Speaker 4: this together. Or do you say tough tits? You signed
Speaker 4: the thing, You're on your own, Bucka.
Speaker 1: You can't force me to do that, Jenna, look at
Speaker 1: me in the eyes. Don't let me do this. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. I'm gonna have kids one day and
Speaker 1: There'll be a photo of me on a billboard on
Speaker 1: Pittwater Road.
Speaker 4: You're acting like this is out of your control. You
Speaker 4: sign the fucking.
Speaker 1: Contract, yapping, But I need him with me. We can
Speaker 1: turn it into something.
Speaker 4: We're go from there.
Speaker 1: We could make fun with it and go, guys, can
Speaker 1: we have a bit of silliness?
Speaker 4: Nah, there's so much silliness in the world available to us.
Speaker 4: That's not silly, that's just fucking ridiculous. That's so that's
Speaker 4: not me at all.
Speaker 6: I can't believe this is happening.
Speaker 1: They're because follow through.
Speaker 4: What you're saying, it would be threadbare after you. It's
Speaker 4: like the end anyway.
Speaker 6: Oh my eyes, Okay, Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 4: Yes, Jenna, I do think this will be a great
Speaker 4: opportunity for exposure, literally exposure.
Speaker 6: So I think it would be quite funny to watch Mitch.
Speaker 1: Do it on his own.
Speaker 4: Works hard to argue with that. Jenna's decided, No, this
Speaker 4: is a.
Speaker 6: Great opportunity for you. Mitchell's got Tinder, what.
Speaker 4: I've got my dating life on display, You've got your
Speaker 4: bulge on a sake. You know, we're all just carving
Speaker 4: our own path here, all right, je that's made it.
Speaker 6: That's it, You're going to do it.
Speaker 1: Thanks, I'm proud. So I've signed up.
Speaker 4: That's exciting. Enjoy your seventy six hour shoot. What you're
Speaker 4: providing meals? By the way, can you come and ordinarily
Speaker 4: a ship paypacker, they'd be like, oh, but well, we'll
Speaker 4: give you no muffins and a cross nothing, there's no
Speaker 4: catering nothing.
Speaker 1: You went through it with a fine tooth comb.
Speaker 4: No, they did. They literally said, this is a ship deal.
Speaker 4: I was like, I take your word for it, and
Speaker 4: I also don't want to do it, so like there's
Speaker 4: literally no incentive.
Speaker 6: Oh no, I think it's a great opportunity.
Speaker 1: You don't run my life. I can pull out.
Speaker 4: They can take you to court. You've signed a document.
Speaker 1: What Mitchell refuses to get these undies?
Speaker 4: Will you find if you don't deliver what you signed
Speaker 4: off on to do?
Speaker 1: The ship? I'll just be sick on the day. I'm
Speaker 1: just going to start ghosting them or or you know,
Speaker 1: and everyone's like my new's have been released, or they'll
Speaker 1: be released on the fifth of March, and then I'll
Speaker 1: release them on the fourth just so I have the power,
Speaker 1: I will post a photo in my andies the day
Speaker 1: before and they'll go anymore. The contract is null and void.
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe that's for the method we'd use to get
Speaker 4: out of it. You just be such a punish to
Speaker 4: work with that. They're just like, Yeah, call them every
Speaker 4: day in the lead up and go I'm safe, excited.
Speaker 4: Make them think you're a bit unhinged.
Speaker 1: What should I do? I'll call them Hollo, guys, just
Speaker 1: a question? Is chaffing gonna be problem?
Speaker 4: On the guys? Sorry?
Speaker 1: I got you ten minutes to go?
Speaker 7: Bit there?
Speaker 1: Do you provide your own talk? Powder say you've got diary,
Speaker 1: I've got severe diarrhea. You're not in the New White range?
Speaker 1: Are mich actually watching the new Linen range with you.
Speaker 4: Oh what if your boyfriend think of it?
Speaker 1: He loves it. It's all about the exposure, so it
Speaker 1: could be great for you, do it?
Speaker 4: I agree?
Speaker 1: You know, I mean my underpants Genner. I've got nipples
Speaker 1: the size of Dinner Place. It was like an ad
Speaker 1: for Maxwell Williams. Some of the long those beautiful bunch
Speaker 1: on her. There is nipples.
Speaker 4: Congratulations on the opportunity.
Speaker 1: No less, thank you my first brand deal.
Speaker 4: Yes, this is exciting. Speaking of which, perfect opportunity to
Speaker 4: mention that next week on the show, Abby Chatfield is
Speaker 4: going to be on Valentine's Day special.
Speaker 1: She sure is. Yeah, Abby Chatfield, star of She was
Speaker 1: in The Bachelor, she was famously voted off on the finale,
Speaker 1: didn't win the love and she just recently won the
Speaker 1: Australian version of I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here.
Speaker 1: She's the Queen of the Jungle, and she's in studio
Speaker 1: with us next week.
Speaker 4: And in amongst all that her and I have been
Speaker 4: trying to fix each other's love lives, you might have
Speaker 4: seen all the Tinder dates that we.
Speaker 1: Posted on our team Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4: So yeah, we're going to do brief about that. I
Speaker 4: feel can't get rid of them.
Speaker 1: Love the ads. Did you find anyone there or we
Speaker 1: have to wait till next week.
Speaker 4: We'll get into that next week.
Speaker 1: You have a history with Aby, right, Jenna?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, yeah? What's her history with Abby?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Past life all right. Abby has been on the podcast before,
Speaker 4: was guest hosting that time you were away.
Speaker 1: I know, and I believe I spoke ill of her.
Speaker 4: Yeah you did? You called a Abby slut field the next.
Speaker 1: We don't think I would have done that.
Speaker 4: We get complaints when she was on, So it's gonna
Speaker 4: be an It's gonna be interesting to see how how
Speaker 4: loose she is. You know, she didn't even say anything
Speaker 4: that filthy last time. I don't know if any if
Speaker 4: anyone's heard her podcast over share. It's a lot, very intimate.
Speaker 1: It's also my opinion on it's a lot of the podcast. No.
Speaker 1: I love Abby and she's on next week and we
Speaker 1: will see you guys. Thanks listening to the first Episoeason.
Speaker 4: Looking forward to it. The MBI Just Move, don't forget
Speaker 4: to subscribe and leave a review on your podcast app
Speaker 4: or follow on Spotify. So you're gonna get a fake
Speaker 4: tan or yeah, what's the preparation you have to welcome
Speaker 4: everyone first? Sorry, welcome to a to D brief. This
Speaker 4: is the secret segment that we just hide on the end.
Speaker 4: The idea is that we we trick all the losers
Speaker 4: out of listening. We pretend the show is done, and
Speaker 4: then we just go right, let's just shoot this ship.
Speaker 4: Nothing planned. We just can't of ramble at the end here.
Speaker 6: And what type what type of like posters?
Speaker 4: Will you do?
Speaker 1: I should you say? Sorry? H Carry Bradshaw says, I
Speaker 1: love the show. I think she's a fictional character? She Sam?
Speaker 4: Is she real?
Speaker 1: Fictional?
Speaker 3: Ver?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think I'll Where do I get to choose? Like?
Speaker 1: If I can wear briefs?
Speaker 4: Why don't you ask your management? We got you into
Speaker 4: this crap deal.
Speaker 1: I represent Ulie. What's her name?
Speaker 4: You guys say Julie Rafter who was also fictionally Rafter Rebecca?
Speaker 1: Give me of fictional people? What the fuck is wrong
Speaker 1: with me?
Speaker 4: I had a great dinner last night with Batman, me
Speaker 4: and my close personal friend, Professor Snape recording.
Speaker 1: We caught up recently. You know what, I was in
Speaker 1: terrible traffic on the way here and pull in front
Speaker 1: of the car that was honking the whole trip. Guess
Speaker 1: who was driving the BFG.
Speaker 6: Do you know who I caught up with?
Speaker 4: Peter Rabbit?
Speaker 7: How is he?
Speaker 6: He's really good?
Speaker 4: Yep? Still yep?
Speaker 1: He dated Squidward for a bit, right he did? He
Speaker 1: on the rugs.
Speaker 4: Not a good end to that story.
Speaker 1: Scribble wasn't out anyway. I don't know what I'll do.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I'll talk to someone's calling me. Take it on, my friends.
Speaker 1: I'll be a brand deal.
Speaker 4: Hey, Shrek, that was good. Yeah, I'm free. I'll see.
Speaker 4: I'll see after maybe a bunch longer. He's gonna mate
Speaker 4: made a debrief cool, Yeah, right, I'll see a bait.
Speaker 1: That was good. That was very good. That was It's
Speaker 1: more elaborate the story. We've discussed this before. It's the
Speaker 1: same as the mispronunciations, stupid, the lead up, the lead
Speaker 1: up if the BFG would be also, he's giant, driving
Speaker 1: this giant in this with his elbows out of the
Speaker 1: window and his knees up against his chin.
Speaker 4: Terrible me starting on chacking the beans.
Speaker 1: That bean takes it everywhere with him. Did you why
Speaker 1: did you bail on that lunch? On this weekend Harden,
Speaker 1: the lunch we had with the seagull from finding Nema
Speaker 1: not even named characters.
Speaker 4: I was hanging out with my friend Angela and a Conda,
Speaker 4: who was the bitch in that.
Speaker 1: N That was a good.
Speaker 3: Phone.
Speaker 1: Just got pulled out of excitement.
Speaker 4: Angela love pulling out with excitement and.
Speaker 1: It's normally with no energy for me at that point. Anyway,
Speaker 1: where were we talking about my brand new?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're getting your fucking you're you're wearing jocks for
Speaker 4: a photo shoot and I shan't be joining you.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if I'm going to wear the jocks.
Speaker 4: What you wear?
Speaker 1: What do you wear on a day to day basis?
Speaker 1: You're a box of brief with a little bootlegs. You're
Speaker 1: going for a little swim to the undies that have
Speaker 1: the little legs in them to cut your thighs. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what you wear? That's what I wear? Pretty Sam, beautiful Sam. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just kind of like normal jocks.
Speaker 4: It's not not like the ones that look like Spido's,
Speaker 4: but the ones who got like a little bit of leg. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're like trunk.
Speaker 1: I think trunk is right. I call them booty shots.
Speaker 1: Just wear gay man. So you're wear same.
Speaker 4: What about a jock strap?
Speaker 1: Oh I don't own one? They would Oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: I asked for a jocks right, we don't have a
Speaker 1: job strap?
Speaker 4: Pens? What they want to showcase in the photo shot?
Speaker 4: You're just the You're just the puppet, you're the model.
Speaker 1: What am I though? What am I for them?
Speaker 4: What's certainly not the most glowing endorsement they could have summoned,
Speaker 4: but whatever.
Speaker 1: They're just telling people that this is an option. What
Speaker 1: big boys.
Speaker 7: Do?
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 4: Reckon? That's what the angle was.
Speaker 1: No, I reckon. They're going to have a whole bunch
Speaker 1: of Dally celebrities and they're all going to be standing
Speaker 1: in a line.
Speaker 4: Did I tell you I recently? I always vowed that
Speaker 4: I would never do a TikTok dance. I was like,
Speaker 4: that's not for me. I recently did one because it
Speaker 4: was in partnership with Marty Grass.
Speaker 1: Oh you've signed on. You're doing like an ambassadorship right, yes?
Speaker 4: And I had to go to rehearsals. Sorry. Firstly, side note,
Speaker 4: they said, oh, you just have to take part in
Speaker 4: our hashtag challenge. Now, when you hear a challenge, does
Speaker 4: that not just sound like ice Bucket challenge or some
Speaker 4: sort of the Harlem shake planking. No, that that was
Speaker 4: a dance, and they're like, here are your rehearsal times.
Speaker 4: He's you're going to be meeting with the choreographer, and
Speaker 4: so I had to learn a dance actually hold on.
Speaker 4: By the time this episode's out, I'm pretty sure the
Speaker 4: TikTok will be lived my first dance.
Speaker 8: Really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And anyway they said, I said to them, fuck,
Speaker 4: I can't dance for ship, and they gave me like
Speaker 4: such a backhanded compliment. They're like, that's okay. We wanted
Speaker 4: to be inclusive. We didn't want everyone to be perfect
Speaker 4: at dancing. That's why we chose you. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm like the token like Unco.
Speaker 6: That is nice.
Speaker 4: So maybe you're the token like Big One.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind being that. Hey, we preach body positivity.
Speaker 1: I'm very happy I would have changed this months ago years.
Speaker 4: Oh, well, are you actually going to try and get
Speaker 4: out of it?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 6: Please, don't, please do it. I think I made the
Speaker 6: right decision that you should go ahead with it.
Speaker 1: That was whether or not he will. I'm always stuck
Speaker 1: in this position. I still think you could do it.
Speaker 6: You look, no, no, he declined the offer.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I can slightly with a smile.
Speaker 4: I said, thank you for considering me, but nah, I
Speaker 4: wonder what color they're going to be.
Speaker 1: When Justin Bieber did that on Kling campaign and then
Speaker 1: they photo shopped, is dick. Do you think that's something
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to request? Not that I need it, No,
Speaker 1: I would probably need it. I'll be very nervous. It's
Speaker 1: like a sea urchin.
Speaker 4: I just know what I look like when I guess
Speaker 4: I've got one of those wardrobes.
Speaker 1: Along talking about penises, I've got one of.
Speaker 4: Those wardrobes that's like all mirrors. So I get up
Speaker 4: in the morning and if I'm just wearing jock and
Speaker 4: they're like, guh Rather, I was so fine thinking that
Speaker 4: that's not what I looked like just wearing underwear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I.
Speaker 4: Definitely am not interested in bearing all for not a
Speaker 4: lot of dos. Literally, like I said, it's out like
Speaker 4: a dare. They're like, how much would you do it for?
Speaker 4: I was like, I don't know, I've never thought about this. Yeah.
Speaker 1: When Hayden and I were looking for houses, I'm like,
Speaker 1: we cannot have a mirror in the bathroom.
Speaker 4: You kind of need a mirror in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: No, we have one, but it doesn't face the shower.
Speaker 1: We went to one open house and there was a
Speaker 1: full length mirror facing the toilet.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see that stare into your soul.
Speaker 1: No, it's an awful position.
Speaker 6: Just one above the sink.
Speaker 1: What above the sink is all? You need a nice
Speaker 1: little cabinet two so you can open it and hide
Speaker 1: it if.
Speaker 4: You need to. What if you get a fucking stiffy
Speaker 4: during the sit Have you thought about that?
Speaker 1: No, because I'm worried about that in massages before and
Speaker 1: I've been fine, you can suppress it if you push that.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. I fucking got a massage recently. Mum
Speaker 4: got me a voucher. Yeah, over Christmas, and I went
Speaker 4: to the massage and after it finished, the chick was like, oh,
Speaker 4: you're not as relaxed as I would have liked. I
Speaker 4: was like, what do you mean, and she goes, oh, well,
Speaker 4: usually people fall asleep during these massages. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: I didn't know that that was the norm, because like
Speaker 4: I felt myself nodding off, but I was like, how humiliating.
Speaker 4: I can't fall asleep on the massage table and she goes, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: no no. We take that as a compliment. Also, if
Speaker 4: a man gets an erection, that's a big compliment too.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, well, I'm sorry I did neither for you,
Speaker 4: but it was a lovely massage, no less.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they actually said that to you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, apparently that's them. I mean, like, job well done.
Speaker 1: If you're a messuse, can you please message this and
Speaker 1: let us know if that's true and if you have
Speaker 1: any horror stories. But I because we want to capitalize
Speaker 1: and talk about them on the shop. But I feel
Speaker 1: like that's disgusting and that's definitely like a management thing,
Speaker 1: like how can we spin this so we don't get
Speaker 1: assault claims? In training? They'd be like, it's a compliment,
Speaker 1: that means men happy with massage.
Speaker 4: I think it's just like a bodily response, you know,
Speaker 4: like if you relax, it's not the Messeuse never implied
Speaker 4: that she would then proceed to molest you nothing. I
Speaker 4: don't know how your mind got there.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's because someone could be doing it and they go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this man is getting off on me
Speaker 1: touching them. That's how okay? If they start to jack off,
Speaker 1: that's where it becomes the problem. But if they're asleep
Speaker 1: and they get a siffy and it's kind of beyond
Speaker 1: their control, it's like the oh that's nice, Look how
Speaker 1: relax they are. No if it was the other way around.
Speaker 1: The amount of creeps, so they've got awl.
Speaker 4: Over them and they're usually lying stomach down like they're
Speaker 4: massage in the back and they face it in the hole.
Speaker 1: Jenna Tongu kissed me.
Speaker 4: Just put a towel on.
Speaker 1: It makes all sexual assault fine.
Speaker 4: Also, it may be a compliment for them, but getting
Speaker 4: a fucking stiffy when you're lying on your stomach, that's
Speaker 4: not ideal. That would be very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: How they noticed Maybe the hips rise up like a
Speaker 1: forklift when you break down on the hume. You know,
Speaker 1: my dad got banned from the massage place he took
Speaker 1: me to as a kid. Why because I played aggressive
Speaker 1: water polo National League Australian tournament And sorry what that's
Speaker 1: why I asked to the context.
Speaker 4: I had to go get aggressively. Since when did you
Speaker 4: do it? Anyway, I played National league water polo.
Speaker 1: My name was Noodles. Anyway, my dad would take me
Speaker 1: to get the lactic acid massage out in the joints,
Speaker 1: and Dad and I would go together, and I kid
Speaker 1: you not, I think, let me get some let me
Speaker 1: set this scene. So this is the music they play.
Speaker 1: It's like very herbal. Know when you're done and they
Speaker 1: take you out the front, You're all done, come to
Speaker 1: the front. I'm like fourteen, no worry. So we walk
Speaker 1: out the front and Dad pays, and then all our
Speaker 1: hear is in this quiet tranquil massage parlor in the
Speaker 1: middle of Westfield. Miranda ah ah ah ah ah, thank you,
Speaker 1: hey made How is that was that good? I was like, yeah, Dad,
Speaker 1: that was really I really enjoyed it. Hate CF card
Speaker 1: will get the payment back. Mister jury. We've had complaints
Speaker 1: about the noises that you make during the session. That's
Speaker 1: just my bodily function. That's what happens. I'm enjoying it.
Speaker 1: It's not weird request that if you can't stop that
Speaker 1: from happening, then we don't have your back at this.
Speaker 4: Take it as a compliment your dog.
Speaker 1: That's what happened. Dad got banned because he would groan
Speaker 1: and moaning.
Speaker 4: Well, I've got a lady who has her home studio.
Speaker 4: That would just be thrilled if he did that to her.
Speaker 1: I'll put him in touch at her house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she has like a home set up.
Speaker 1: Oh your mum, put it, put you onto her?
Speaker 4: What are you? Where are you going with this? I
Speaker 4: don't understand the joke. There's no joke. I want to know. Yes,
Speaker 4: because she's like literally two blocks from my house. You're
Speaker 4: right right next door to care funerals. In fact, Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: out aren't they good?
Speaker 1: They're so good, those coffins. It's almost like it's not wooded.
Speaker 9: It's just so.
Speaker 4: Speaking of you said HCF card right. Yes, So I
Speaker 4: over the over the break, I was clearly quite bored,
Speaker 4: and I was like, I've been paying fucking health insurance
Speaker 4: for ages, never once claimed any of the benefits. I
Speaker 4: went online looked at what I could claim, and one
Speaker 4: of them was like free eye tests. So I got one,
Speaker 4: just thinking all right, I'll check in and then they're like, yeah,
Speaker 4: you need glasses, and so that's why I'm wearing these. Obviously,
Speaker 4: I don't know why you why are you gasping like
Speaker 4: you have only just noticed it? You know about the glass, I.
Speaker 1: Know about glasses. I meant that they need them that
Speaker 1: I was shocked that you needed them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I'm not wearing them for fun. I'm debuting
Speaker 4: glasses today, but I'm want to pick them up on
Speaker 4: the way here.
Speaker 1: They are nice, you.
Speaker 6: Short sighted alongsided?
Speaker 4: Well, these ones actually make everything close to me crystal clear.
Speaker 4: But Mitch is actually a bit blurred, so it's like
Speaker 4: kind of defeating the purpose. But anyway, I also was like,
Speaker 4: what else can I claim? Kiro practics? Oh, now, let
Speaker 4: me tell you, poor old home studio massage lady was
Speaker 4: not even close to getting the compliments she wanted downstairs,
Speaker 4: But that chiropractor I didn't bar up. But shit, there's
Speaker 4: something erotic about a man on your back trying to
Speaker 4: crack you.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the whole body way, right, Yeah.
Speaker 4: And you know that bit where they kind of like
Speaker 4: put your shoulders behind you and then they just like
Speaker 4: lift you and you go. Oh, I was being cracked
Speaker 4: with the friends, and I've got another appointment tomorrow.
Speaker 1: What did you actually get? Did you crack in places?
Speaker 4: So many? Really it's their job.
Speaker 1: No, no, I know, but sometimes you don't crack.
Speaker 4: Did you get the neck yep?
Speaker 1: Oh, I've never I've never been to a chiropractor in
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 4: It was fantastic.
Speaker 1: How can there be a lot in me? You shocked?
Speaker 4: Yep?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 6: Did it hurt at all? Or was it just nice
Speaker 6: to relaxing.
Speaker 4: It was a bit of both. It didn't know, it
Speaker 4: didn't hurt. It was relaxing. But sometimes you had to
Speaker 4: get had a little bit deep tissue, like he goes, like,
Speaker 4: cause I have a funck shoulder. Basically, this left one
Speaker 4: is so fucked. And he was like having a massage
Speaker 4: to me, like, hey, this is gonna be a little tense,
Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, it is, but it's fine.
Speaker 1: I was there to get a fixed did you message
Speaker 1: your carpal tunnel?
Speaker 9: Eh?
Speaker 1: What's in your wrist?
Speaker 4: Oh? My RSI mars that's not an issue anymore. Oh yeah, anyway,
Speaker 4: I yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a lot.
Speaker 4: And he also was asking me, so what do you do?
Speaker 4: What's Kyle Sandelan's line?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: And you know what he said? He goes, oh, so
Speaker 4: what do you do? I was like, oh, I working
Speaker 4: around and I wants to do a podcast. I was
Speaker 4: telling him about the podcast and he goes, I have
Speaker 4: to tell you. When I saw the who the appointment
Speaker 4: was for, I thought Mitchell Coombs. That's such a famous name,
Speaker 4: isn't it That sounds like the name of someone that's famous.
Speaker 4: And I was like, no. I actually had a conversation
Speaker 4: with the other Mitch that I work with on the podcast,
Speaker 4: and we said there are no famous Mitchell's, are there, Like,
Speaker 4: we can't this is not a famous name, and he goes, no,
Speaker 4: it's not the name Mitchell, it's the common nation of
Speaker 4: Mitchell and Coombs. What's the other Mitch called? And I
Speaker 4: said Mitch Cherry and he goes, nah, I'm not a
Speaker 4: famous and I was like, yeah, yeah, harder, deep breath,
Speaker 4: hold silk.
Speaker 1: No more body business promoting for him. What's his name?
Speaker 4: I can't recall.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm glad you've been fixed and put to place. Mitch.
Speaker 4: Yep, my eyes are better, my back's better.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a good feeling when you claim and they
Speaker 1: go you'll get X amount back and you go, oh, yes.
Speaker 4: But then it's also kind of like counterproductive because I'm like,
Speaker 4: I probably wouldn't have paid for this if I didn't
Speaker 4: have the cover, Like, I'm paying money to get money back,
Speaker 4: even though I could have just kept the money in
Speaker 4: the first place. I did thoroughly enjoy.
Speaker 1: The car practice. I don't have any cover, you're not
Speaker 1: privately insured. Well, we're lucky to live in this country
Speaker 1: where we have good public but unless you're getting all
Speaker 1: those things, I need it for my brain condition.
Speaker 9: What is it?
Speaker 4: Mitch Kiari malformation?
Speaker 1: Hayden doesn't even know what it's call. So I need
Speaker 1: it for like stuff, but you probably don't need it
Speaker 1: and you've died seventeen.
Speaker 6: Times nineteen yeah, coming to I've had it twice during
Speaker 6: that time.
Speaker 1: And why bother.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: It was crap though, because when I got it, you
Speaker 4: know how you have to have the insurance for a
Speaker 4: certain amount of time before you can claim certain things.
Speaker 4: I got major dental work and they were like that
Speaker 4: that'll be six thousand dollars. I was like, nowhere is babe,
Speaker 4: here's my insurance. And I'm like, sorry, you've only been
Speaker 4: on that insurance for eleven months. You need to be
Speaker 4: with it for twelve months. And I'm there with like
Speaker 4: gauze and blood all through what I had kind on it,
Speaker 4: Like I seriously, it was so fucked. I had to
Speaker 4: pay for it.
Speaker 1: Right now. Why I don't get how that works? Or
Speaker 1: I was like, well, high Caps will pay that, Like,
Speaker 1: who the fuck is I Caps? They always say that
Speaker 1: there's a different machine and it'll be twelve to fourteen
Speaker 1: business days and time.
Speaker 4: I'm certainly familiar with high caps.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a while to COVID anyway we should go, guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's got lunch with Pippin.
Speaker 4: Yes, just listened to the Carry Anne for we didn't
Speaker 4: dwell on that as much as we should.
Speaker 1: If we need to, let's cut the clothes and music.
Speaker 1: Let's play the show opener and four we can have
Speaker 1: a little listen just the carry and.
Speaker 2: People trapeze will performed. The people do some weird ship
Speaker 2: television legend. Carry Anne Kenney fell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pip.
Speaker 4: Is that fit for being a mole?
Speaker 1: That time we're on studio? You know what that that?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: It's gut all. First of all, sounds like what how
Speaker 1: you'd say when you find out that your Corky's been killed?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, it reminds me of this I'm typing. It's a
Speaker 1: viral viit called Great Lady Falls. Have you all seen
Speaker 1: Great Lady Falls?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a news cross.
Speaker 1: It's a news cross from like, oh, it's got to
Speaker 1: be the early nineties, and there at some farm and
Speaker 1: some mistake and they're giving her doing a giveaway for it,
Speaker 1: and the host of the of the morning show go,
Speaker 1: let's cross to Sicily, who's you know, stomping grapes at
Speaker 1: the estate. And they cross to this news presenter who
Speaker 1: is in jar a bucket full of grapes and she's
Speaker 1: stomping grapes. Issue is she? She collapses.
Speaker 4: I've seen it.
Speaker 1: It's so far And the audio is carrying.
Speaker 7: The winner this Saturday, who's stop eating international foods, having
Speaker 7: wine and teaching.
Speaker 4: Then you're tour.
Speaker 1: She's up on a platform, mind you craft, it's a
Speaker 1: lot of fun, a whole day stop and she goes
Speaker 1: to step out like yeah, how how how how's every stop? No?
Speaker 4: I think I think she is.
Speaker 1: I think she's actually heard owl.
Speaker 4: I always love watching news presenters like that trying to
Speaker 4: make a smooth recovery, because like, how can you.
Speaker 1: Listen what they say? Gosh, I hope she's okay, Oh okay,
Speaker 1: We're gonna make sure she is and get as soon
Speaker 1: as we can.
Speaker 4: We'll be back right after this. Have you seen the
Speaker 4: video where Lisa Wilkinson is reporting from Parliament House and
Speaker 4: the tent that they're underneath, you know those tents that
Speaker 4: you take like camping and ship. Oh yeah, yeah, the
Speaker 4: tent that they were underneath for the broadcast. It was
Speaker 4: so windy it collapse and like hit her in the
Speaker 4: head like one of the metal bars. And then Sylvia
Speaker 4: Jeffries jumps in and she it was actually quite eloquent
Speaker 4: the way she did it, but I was like, it's
Speaker 4: almost like she was waiting for that to happen, like
Speaker 4: she had the perfect phrase ready to go to pick
Speaker 4: up it comes because she elected second time at least.
Speaker 6: Wrong, we're going to take over from there.
Speaker 11: We're caught out the winds of change sweeping through the nation's.
Speaker 4: Capital right now. We're going to take over from there
Speaker 4: while they deal with the winds of change sweeping through
Speaker 4: the capitol. Like she fucking had that up earthly knowing
Speaker 4: that that gazebo was going to collapse on Leth's farhead.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous. What that's like the Titanic sinking And they
Speaker 1: cross back to the journalist.
Speaker 4: Oh well, we'll.
Speaker 1: Let those deal with the ship in the meantime. Sink
Speaker 1: your teeth into these adorable puppies.
Speaker 8: Like.
Speaker 4: It's do you remember when Sandra's Sully? This one isn't
Speaker 4: that funny. It was like her natural reaction. But she
Speaker 4: was commentating nine to eleven as it was happening live
Speaker 4: to air, And the story goes that it was like
Speaker 4: her and one other journalist in the building and it'd
Speaker 4: been like mean live on air and groundskeeper fucking jen
Speaker 4: A trying to google things for me, handing me notes
Speaker 4: to read. Everything's unfolding because so she wasn't actually watching
Speaker 4: the monitor, she was just reading from the paper, and
Speaker 4: then one of the towers just completely collapses and she
Speaker 4: doesn't notice. And then a few minutes later she goes
Speaker 4: notice that there's one missing and goes, goodness, me, I'm sorry,
Speaker 4: it appears that one of the towers is collapsing. And
Speaker 4: I was just like, I've just felt like the journalism
Speaker 4: while she's there lav and air just waving going give
Speaker 4: missing it.
Speaker 1: Fuck it's done.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, and she's just like, goodness, me, I'm sorry, Fuck,
Speaker 4: there's a whole building just falling.
Speaker 1: Have you said this one? It's a reporter at the
Speaker 1: Sydney Royal Easter Show, Jenna Oh yes, and holding a
Speaker 1: rooster shines the prize rooster everyone it attacks him here
Speaker 1: it's been.
Speaker 4: A shower too.
Speaker 11: On the top of twenty two Today Sydney fine and
Speaker 11: mostly sunny, twenty one degrees camera fine, Sonny and twenty
Speaker 11: two today Melbourne fine, becoming sunny and twenty two degrees of.
Speaker 4: Five hundred birds that are being judged today.
Speaker 1: Ship because his bird flaps and flaps. What that's not
Speaker 1: media professional?
Speaker 4: I mean, there's just nothing that ruins your day quicker
Speaker 4: than flaps and flaps.
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more on that note. Thank you for
Speaker 1: listening to episode one how far.
Speaker 4: Don't forget Abby Chatfield's on next week, so we'll catch you.
Speaker 4: Then there'll be a fourth wheel. I'm happy with that.
Speaker 4: That's fine. Yeah, I've realized that Jenna has a serious
Speaker 4: issue with women every time they're on the show, except
Speaker 4: I think she's the only one that Jenna hasn't been
Speaker 4: a dreadful cow towards Tony Lodge, awful cruel.
Speaker 6: She was even worse.
Speaker 4: Every time there's woman here, Jenna gets her literal cat claw.
Speaker 4: Then because the.
Speaker 1: Girl's name from Alright, the podcast they got canceled recently.
Speaker 4: Yona the pig hair.
Speaker 1: What Mary, Mary, you're a great cow to Mary Mary,
Speaker 1: you didn't show it.
Speaker 6: Well, Tony and Nat deserved that treatment.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what we're saying is that Jenna does not
Speaker 4: support the sisterhood. She's a woman hater. Abby, You're welcome
Speaker 4: next week.
Speaker 1: He's not true, Abby, Chatfield, start stage and screen next week.
Speaker 4: What are you talking about. She's not fucking Meryl Street.
Speaker 4: She's in Pippin'.
Speaker 1: Hey, if you haven't seen that footage of carry Anne
Speaker 1: crumbling it dick, give it a go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good gear.
Speaker 1: Do you want.
Speaker 4: The funny thing is that carry Anne is like, oh, No.
Speaker 4: One hundred or something, but her character is a seventy
Speaker 4: year old, and so she was kind of a fitting cast.
Speaker 4: She was kind of a perfect casting. But now that
Speaker 4: she's like maimed and in hospital after her fall, they've
Speaker 4: replaced her with an understudy who's like twenty two.
Speaker 1: I'll just drawn all these lines and ivos.
Speaker 4: To make her look fucking decrepit. It's so funny. They're like, fuck,
Speaker 4: carry Anne's gone. There's no one's senior enough to play
Speaker 4: the role.
Speaker 6: And then Kirianne was like oh for the final performance,
Speaker 6: I'm going to make her comeback. The final performance comes around,
Speaker 6: she's still unwell. She can't do it.
Speaker 1: She's like nap how much? And they could get Rebecca giveney.
Speaker 1: She needs the work. I've got lunch with Fied. Oh
Speaker 1: I've got to go. Is that is that a character fighter?
Speaker 1: Isn't it a dog?
Speaker 4: A dog? I've got to get home. I've got to
Speaker 4: feed Clifford. He's not a small red dog. I'll tell
Speaker 4: you that.
Speaker 1: It's not. I had that date with Tin Tin.
Speaker 4: Tin.
Speaker 1: Oh that was genuine Tintin, a little little gay guy
Speaker 1: with a little curl on his head.
Speaker 4: Oh you're thinking of tin Man from with It. He's
Speaker 4: my ex, my ex boyfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got stuck in.
Speaker 4: The yell the builder.
Speaker 1: Oh he can build you any day, right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: fill you with some jip rock.
Speaker 4: Putting my corner, this bob nail my plans, slow screw
Speaker 4: against my wall.
Speaker 1: If you don't hardly mind, knock me down and rebuild
Speaker 1: me in a night. Bub don't know to me? All right, Jenna,
Speaker 1: who do you have lunch with tomorrow?
Speaker 6: Tomorrow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 6: We do we can Witch of the West.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're meeting up with Abby before the interview. I'm terrible,
Speaker 1: all right, I'll see you guys next week. Goodbye.