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Speaker 1: It is a Christian A common show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Great news, great news, right of Lockdown. Oh no, wait

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Speaker 2: now I haven't made that first so different show, different show.

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Speaker 2: How many times have we all thought this is it?

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Speaker 2: Because he said he said last week there's going to

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Speaker 2: be great news. He said, he said he's going to

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Speaker 2: have great news. So he just told us, OK, get

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Speaker 2: ready for great news. I'm Dan Andrews. I don't muck

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Speaker 2: around here. There's gonna be great news coming Sunday. Everyone

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Speaker 2: over the weekend. All right, so last weekend Lockdown, our

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Speaker 2: last words Thursday as we said goodbye to you were hey,

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Speaker 2: this is probably going to be the last weekend in Lockdown.

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Speaker 2: We'd all been whipped into a frenzy. Bye. Dan Andrews

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Speaker 2: at his press conference telling us good news coming earlier

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Speaker 2: than I thought. Great news. See you back here Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Let's get on it. Sunday afternoon with the mates were

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Speaker 2: piling round. What is a cautious pause?

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Speaker 3: Hats you called it straight away? You said he's got

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Speaker 3: the suit jacket on.

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Speaker 2: This is good news.

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Speaker 4: The cautious I'm just a bit disillusion this morning.

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Speaker 2: Boys.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, to be honest.

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Speaker 3: One voice, no, I am, because you know what I'm

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Speaker 3: just disappointed.

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Speaker 2: I actually turned my headphone level other thing. I don't

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Speaker 2: even know who she is right now, she's actually chilly.

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Speaker 2: I know angry Pats, I know shounty Pats. I know

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Speaker 2: inappropriate Prats. I didn't know. We're going to meet a

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Speaker 2: new one. Now. Gather around, everyone, bring a drink. Who's

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Speaker 2: who's here?

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Speaker 4: They keep moving the damn goal posts and I'm sick

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Speaker 4: of getting my hopes up. It's like wanting a bike

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Speaker 4: for Christmas and Santa never delivers. I get my hopes up,

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Speaker 4: and then the goalposts move again, don't they?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? They do.

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Speaker 6: So.

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Speaker 3: Dan Andrews is Santa in this analogy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's rebranded. He's rebranded from Chairman Dan to Santa Dan.

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Speaker 2: When he does give us a good news whenever, whenever

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Speaker 2: it is actually going to be, he should come out

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Speaker 2: of Santa. Stop throwing out present you get at present news.

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Speaker 2: Santa Dancy should come on a slave. Oh everyone go

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Speaker 2: hang I wit no suit jacket, no north faces, the

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Speaker 2: Santa relfit lockdowns, that's suit. We should do it.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: In a word, it sucks what happened yesterday, isn't it

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Speaker 2: that's how we all felt. I think everyone was getting

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Speaker 2: excited about what we could do, and then it wasn't

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Speaker 2: news we wanted here. And now it's forty eight hours

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Speaker 2: or seventy two hours. Well, a whole city of millions

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Speaker 2: waits now for yet again, the the letdown in the

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Speaker 2: contact tracing about a thousand results in the northern suburbs.

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Speaker 2: It's an unreal situation that we're all stood in and

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Speaker 2: you're right, Patsy, it is actually too much, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: This is too much for result to bear.

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Speaker 5: I think we're that close.

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Speaker 4: We can taste it is a frustration, but we're not

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Speaker 4: quite there yet.

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Speaker 2: No, and we thought we were going to be there

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Speaker 2: Sunday yesterday when he said the gave birth to a

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Speaker 2: new phrase, the cautious pause, which sounds like a sort

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Speaker 2: of indie band, doesn't it. Cautious pause. It's not a

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Speaker 2: metal band cautious pause. They're an indie band because they're

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Speaker 2: cautious and there's a pause. You know, put those two

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Speaker 2: things together. You've got it's time now for cautious pause.

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Speaker 2: J unplucked. There are words I think on the last

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Speaker 2: show this year, we should ask you everyone call in

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Speaker 2: and give us words we do not want to hear

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Speaker 2: again in twenty twenty one. Now, those words that we

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Speaker 2: all put into a put into the show, I'm going

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Speaker 2: to put into a fire. That's the last thing. Is

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Speaker 2: going to be a big dumpster fire, which is basically

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Speaker 2: swear chart in the studio first day back in twenty

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Speaker 2: twenty one, the first team member or caller that ever

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Speaker 2: our courses pause hot on the entry yesterday, five k zone,

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Speaker 2: suit today? Super spread, a cluster, roadmap, one point five meters,

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Speaker 2: contact trace and outbreak daily numbers. Do you know what

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Speaker 2: they are yet? Professor Norman Swan Retston, all these names,

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Speaker 2: all these names that all just want to jam and

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Speaker 2: and then I don't want to hear any more about them.

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Speaker 3: Stage stage any type, Stage one, two, three, four and beyond.

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Speaker 2: In the UK, Dave decided to move away from the

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Speaker 2: gone from even more gob with goog. You know, it's

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Speaker 2: tier one, tier two, tier three, tier four. No one

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Speaker 2: I saw a friend of mine going, what's the one

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Speaker 2: you're in? Are you in? The equipment of tier four?

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Speaker 2: Is that you have to drink every day?

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Speaker 3: Yes, we're in stage four, Tier Two's that's what we're in.

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Speaker 2: What do we all think of the Grand Final? Well,

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Speaker 2: Saturday night.

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Speaker 3: The game was fabulous.

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Speaker 3: I actually thought the Gabba put on a great show.

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Speaker 3: It didn't feel like a normal Grand final, but it was.

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Speaker 3: It was a great game, great match.

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Speaker 2: I thought, you know, it's only my third Grand final. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so I haven't got as many years under my belt

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Speaker 2: knows how many people work so hard to move all

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Speaker 2: up to Queensland. They looked after your game and you

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Speaker 2: still managed to have a season. And yet it was

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Speaker 2: all at first does if an ages ago? The biggest

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Speaker 2: great contested games and I thought, actually, do you know what,

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Speaker 2: it won't happen again. It'll be back here at the MCG.

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Speaker 2: But you still must have a Grand Final. The gab

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Speaker 2: it looked amazing at night. I know it's not a

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Speaker 2: but everyone was a bit snoozing. Did it feel like

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Speaker 3: There was a big vacuum in the day.

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Speaker 2: Normally you asleep. If I do that today, what times?

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Speaker 2: First bounce?

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Speaker 3: Saturday is easily the latest I've stayed away on a

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Speaker 2: Most people have murdered by the end of the first half,

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Speaker 2: Thatvember you know, it isn't all about three o'clock, which

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Speaker 2: I thought it looked I thought they did a good job.

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Speaker 2: The first time ever with the Grand Final. You could

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Speaker 2: they were letting off. We'll get into the game next.

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Speaker 2: So, describe the scene on Saturday night for the Grand Final,

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Speaker 2: you and your wife watching the game together.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Bianca, she watched probably half of it, which is

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Speaker 3: more than I expected with.

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Speaker 2: Sarah, and half too long. Throughout the whole game, she

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Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, I just forgot how fine

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Speaker 2: this is? Oh oh oh, I think he's all right. Well,

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Speaker 2: does his wife watched this as well? How did she

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Speaker 2: watched this. There's no other context than this game right now.

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Speaker 2: They all know what they signed up for. Let's not

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Speaker 2: get into how's his wife feel about this? Where is she?

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Speaker 2: How is she cope living out there? I'm watching the

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Speaker 3: To be fair to Sarah, though, it was a violent

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Speaker 3: first three minutes, wasn't it With the stretcher coming.

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Speaker 2: Out and you have ce elbow. I mean, Dana White

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Speaker 2: that elbow was sickening. I mean, I was really wired

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Speaker 2: of actually looked he was just out. It was it

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Speaker 2: was it was a really really helping poor Gary Ablett.

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Speaker 2: There's spens to be a swan song. And then he

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Speaker 2: tries to sort of come back out because he's Gary

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Speaker 2: Abler and he's a legend and this is his last

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Speaker 2: game and it's a grand fight. I don't want to

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he looked like you wanted. He's such

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Speaker 3: have a fairy tale ending, come off the back on

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Speaker 3: the ground and then kick a couple of goals. But

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Speaker 3: he was just nursing that shoulder everywhere he ran. Did

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Speaker 3: you say, one point, he's on the mark, tries to

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Speaker 2: Almost wins for him, you know when he goes Yeah,

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Speaker 2: and then what an amazing performance from Dusty Martin. You know,

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Speaker 2: they're all great players, aren't they at that level? Right,

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Speaker 2: they're fantastic players. But then there's what that guy does

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Speaker 2: when he got that first goal. I was reading the

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Speaker 2: Dusty Dusty didn't get his first kick until twenty two

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Speaker 2: and out Richmond, they never looked like panics, like they

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Speaker 2: just trust the system they've got that they will just endure.

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Speaker 2: And they did. And then Dusty got that kick while

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Speaker 2: and then the Richmond that came back out for the

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Speaker 2: second half were a very, very different side.

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Speaker 3: He's the honestly, everyone's talking about it after sard of

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Speaker 3: Tho's game. But he is the best big game player

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Speaker 2: He's going to be. That must be the greatest final

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Speaker 2: performance by any player. I mean, he's already had two

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Speaker 2: flags in the last four years, but the win yesterday

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Speaker 2: for the entire team in the club. But what he

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Speaker 2: then pushing them ahead, and then that won the fourth

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Speaker 2: flings Paddy Dangerfield off him as if it was a

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Speaker 2: even know how he gets that. He plays so explosively,

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Speaker 2: doesn't He's just dynamic and he sort of just shrugs

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Speaker 2: big men off him with that, with that that hand

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Speaker 2: he sticks out that fend off army does. He just

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Speaker 2: moves away as if like King Canuti like it's no

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Speaker 2: big deal. I'm a man, you're just a boy. Actually,

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Speaker 2: it was a remarkable performance.

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Speaker 3: And these are the best players in the league. Think

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Speaker 3: of some of the players that were out there, four

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Speaker 3: Brandlow medalists out there with Cutchin, Dangerfield, Ablett, and he

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Speaker 3: just stood above the rest of him. He was amazing.

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Speaker 2: Do you think the real reason why Dan Andrews has

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Speaker 2: What's happened to the car this morning?

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Speaker 4: Anyone that knows me really well knows how accident prone

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Speaker 4: He was having his shower and had done that mad dash.

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Speaker 5: Where you forget something. He'd forgotten his toothbrush, so he

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Speaker 2: Of the shop in the shower.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we brush our teeth in the shower.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I never forget something in the shower, Like.

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Speaker 2: I got that book. What is that book? Shoes, Maureen?

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Speaker 2: Could he give shows?

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Speaker 5: Well, he was swapping over it. It was new toothbrush day.

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Speaker 2: Oh exciting. Take it the shower written down as a day.

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Speaker 2: I've got oaks day, New tooth brush day. Up.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, you'd gone to fetch it and left all these

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Speaker 2: I'm forty seven, he's thirty two. We're not nine year olds.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, Chris quickly, you know, he's trying to turn the

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Speaker 3: Got out of the show tooth bush day.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, he's trying to He's like, just lay there for

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Speaker 2: Know, it's a wild out there. No one's safe naked

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Speaker 3: It's a whole he's telling you to stay still.

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Speaker 5: No wonder Anyway, that was my Sunday. That was my

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much to Luke. Good morning, Lewis is

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Speaker 2: texting morning. You shouldn't clean your teeth in the shower. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you need to look in the mirror, focus on every tooth,

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Speaker 3: No one needs to see their teeth when they brush.

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Speaker 2: You've got to be looking in there.

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Speaker 3: A little checklist to go with it.

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Speaker 2: One lower accusal? What is that lower? There's always an

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Speaker 2: accusal at the bat, there isn't it?

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Speaker 3: And one lower you know I am. I have a

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Speaker 3: dangerously fast brushing technique.

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Speaker 2: I have a humble bro dangerously fast brushing technique.

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Speaker 3: Tells me to slow.

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Speaker 2: Down technique there, what do you mean? How many? What

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Speaker 2: are you? Two seconds? You've done?

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Speaker 3: I'll bring a brush in to borrow shade. No, no, no,

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Speaker 3: it's not that interesting. Two seconds. But a normal brushing

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Speaker 3: time is two minutes. I can do what people do

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Speaker 3: in two minutes. I reckon in forty five seconds.

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Speaker 2: It's not called Badi. No, no, no, it's a real

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Speaker 2: dangerous skill.

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Speaker 3: I get this revolutions as everybody else do you do?

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Speaker 5: You use an electric brush. That's even worse.

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Speaker 3: My wrist is fast.

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Speaker 5: A different story.

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's move on now. And what happened to you

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Speaker 2: this weekend?

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Speaker 3: Then, Jackie Boyd, this actually my song is bad timing

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Speaker 3: now after.

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Speaker 2: That wrist is so fast, His milk, cheek things, all

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Speaker 2: the toys for the what you doing?

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Speaker 3: What's happened to you too? What has happened now? On Friday?

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Speaker 3: No on Thursday show is telling you, guys, how I

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Speaker 3: love this milk drink that's got thirty grams of protein

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Speaker 3: in it. Yeah, then the supermarket sells. So that Frank,

463
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Speaker 3: my personal trainer, is trying to get me really strong

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Speaker 3: for summer. Summer strong boy, and I'm going to increase

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Speaker 3: my protein intake, right, so you pack it or muscle

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Speaker 3: pack that's the idea on some plates.

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Speaker 2: Yep.

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Speaker 3: So they've got these lovely chocolate milks that come with

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Speaker 3: thirty grams of protein and it. So you get a

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Speaker 3: delicious chocolate milk, plus you get your protein intake. I

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Speaker 3: must have been so eager to drink mine on the

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Speaker 3: weekend that I didn't realize the milk had gone bad,

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Speaker 3: and I drank four hundred meals of it before asking

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Speaker 3: to sniff it because I'm.

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Speaker 2: Always don't tell me it's like lumpy skin, because I'm

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Speaker 2: gonna throw up.

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Speaker 3: It wasn't lumpy. And that skin, that skin is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: That's never mentioned again in terms of top ten most

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Speaker 2: disgusting things too much on the radio show. That skin

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Speaker 2: on the top of her milk? What is that?

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Speaker 3: I just had that tang into the sile. Yeah, but

482
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Speaker 3: I'm not good at sniffing them, so maybe Yanka sniff it,

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Speaker 3: and she said, oh, don't you shouldn't be drinking that.

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Speaker 2: And also slow down or brushing your teeth please, I

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Speaker 2: beg you.

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Speaker 3: So luckily I bought. I bought four. I stocked up,

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Speaker 3: and then so I went back to the fridge, got

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Speaker 3: open another one.

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Speaker 2: Always going to have another on the go because she'd

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Speaker 2: done four indred meals of one, chug another liter of

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Speaker 2: chocolate lumpy milk. Well, they discounted where do you get

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Speaker 2: them from? Round the back.

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Speaker 3: I compared the new one to the one I was drinking,

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Speaker 3: and then the side by cych comparison. It was obvious

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Speaker 3: that the first one was crystal clear to.

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Speaker 2: Me, so obvious.

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Speaker 3: The reaction that came only an hour later was swift

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Speaker 3: and violent. It came out. It won't be too graphic,

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Speaker 3: it came out.

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Speaker 2: The horse has already bolted between both of you.

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Speaker 3: I'll just say after I got it all up, and

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Speaker 3: it took the previous that came out. They came out

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Speaker 3: the front.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's awful.

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Speaker 2: Jack threw up.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, threw up. And I felt one hundred percent after

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Speaker 3: it was done. But it was really took all the

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Speaker 3: previous days meals with it.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to reset today show.

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Speaker 1: The Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So one thing I discovered again over the weekend, how

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Speaker 2: great leftovers are? I actually seriously reckon. I might try

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Speaker 2: and get on sharp tank and picture them. National chain

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Speaker 2: of restaurants called Leftovers, where all it is is reheated

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Speaker 2: food from yesterday.

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Speaker 3: Yep, we make the pizzas the night before.

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Speaker 2: What's Leftover's got a little bit of a leftover lessanya,

518
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Speaker 2: some garnet bread we can reheat for you. That's all

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Speaker 2: it is is leftovers, because what is it about when

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Speaker 2: you have it for lunchtime? They leftovers they taste better.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and not to bring up the air fryers again.

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Speaker 3: I know we're beating it getting that pizza chrisp again

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Speaker 3: in the airflower.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, before the Grand Final, we took the kids

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Speaker 2: to Chinchin. You know, got two Chinchins. There's one in

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Speaker 2: Richmond now really it's also the big one in CBD

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Speaker 2: and they do pick up takeaway and we want to

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Speaker 2: have a little different kind of takeaway because it's a

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Speaker 2: Grand Final on that So the tay food they do

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Speaker 2: is this world class. It's amazing. Haven't been to go

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Speaker 2: this year. I love Chinchins and but are reheated the

532
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Speaker 2: next day. Honestly, I'm seriously when things start reopening, I'm

533
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Speaker 2: gonna try and partner up with a pub to sample

534
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Speaker 2: my leftover ideas. And I don't mean where it's clearly

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Speaker 2: like someone has left it, you know in the pub.

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Speaker 2: Last night's teeth marking. I want to make crystal clear. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's reheated stuff in the kitchen. Okay, it's I got

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Speaker 2: teeth marks in and where they pushed all the chips right,

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Speaker 2: it's all matched together. Hygiene standards will be observed, Okay.

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Speaker 8: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The song that sums up. My weekend belongs to Borat

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Speaker 2: fart Us back in our lives or At two dropped

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Speaker 2: on Friday all over the world. There is no one

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Speaker 2: braver in comedy right now, and to be honest, it

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Speaker 2: hasn't been for many, many years. Sasha barn Cohen is

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Speaker 2: a proper comedy genius like Peter sent As before. There's

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Speaker 2: no one doing. He's right out there on the wild

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Speaker 2: front here.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing else.

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Speaker 2: And look at the reaction the last couple of days,

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Speaker 2: Rue de Giuliani. Trump himself, yes, today going on the

552
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Speaker 2: record saying that that Borat tried to prank him but

553
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Speaker 2: he was too smart. Trump's actually passed coming. He said, also,

554
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Speaker 2: I need strout it away. That Borat guy, sud creep.

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Speaker 2: It's a fictitious character, you pin heads. He's already brang you.

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Speaker 2: What is it about smart comedy like what Sasha Baron

557
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Speaker 2: Cohen does. It's almost like a trojan horse. It's just

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Speaker 2: a last couple of days, other things have come out

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Speaker 2: from what you thought. This movie is about stuff. They

560
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Speaker 2: didn't make it into anyone. My kids never saw the

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Speaker 2: first one, all right. They were too young to expose

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Speaker 2: to that kind of comedy. So I sat them down

563
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Speaker 2: to watch Borat too. They're coming in cold. Didn't know

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Speaker 2: anything about it, you know, and I had to sort of,

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Speaker 2: how do you explain Borak? Whoa there am? I?

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Speaker 9: So?

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Speaker 2: A couple of minutes in, they're going so all these

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Speaker 2: people around him, actors and actress as well, back, No, no, no,

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Speaker 2: this this is real life. They were like, oh my god,

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Speaker 2: how dangerous. There'sn't really bad it. Several times he had

571
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Speaker 2: to wear such a ban cohen, he had to wear

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Speaker 2: a slim line bulletproof body vest because he's really pushing

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Speaker 2: it as a political satire in a really reactionary America

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Speaker 2: right now with access to guns. It's incredible. Have you

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Speaker 2: seen Borat till?

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Speaker 3: I loved it. Yeah, And he's in this movie. He's

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Speaker 3: got a daughter, and she.

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Speaker 2: Is she's actually the star of it. She is so good,

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Speaker 2: Maria Balaklov. I've never seen her anything before. She is awesome.

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Speaker 2: I mean, there's some oflar scenes she's in our unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: The whole movie is childish, silly, but very very politically,

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Speaker 2: very very smart at times. And then bizarrely, I don't

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Speaker 2: know how he's done. It made a heartwarming movie. At

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Speaker 2: the end about the love for his daughter and is

585
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Speaker 2: fear about the way of the world right now. I

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Speaker 2: don't know how he's actually done that in amongst a

587
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Speaker 2: lot of very very gross humor that is undeniably funny.

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Speaker 3: Though proper laugh out loud, yeah, screaming gut laughs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, really really good. It's on Amazon Prime. Can't recommend

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Speaker 2: it enough.

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Speaker 8: Borat two whoa Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: So a huge sporting weekend. Well done to Storm. Amazing

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Speaker 2: win as well yesterday and obviously the Tigers getting the

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Speaker 2: flag as well. Over the weekend the Grand Final and

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Speaker 2: then this weekend. This year has been a strangest year.

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Speaker 2: We all keep saying that. But this weekend it's here.

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Speaker 2: It starts Derby Day, this weekend, Victoria Racing Club. This

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Speaker 2: week have got these amazing prizes. The racing. We can't

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Speaker 2: be there this year, sady, however, the races can come

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Speaker 2: to you at home Racing Carnival. We've got four hampers

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Speaker 2: over four amazing days starting this weekend with Derby Day,

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Speaker 2: Dennis Melbourne, cup Oaks Day, Steaks Day. You get a

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Speaker 2: brand new Gormet luxury hamper and these really are amazing

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Speaker 2: they're worth over one thousand dollars. Jackie boy. Some of

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Speaker 2: the highlights tell them about the cured meats.

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Speaker 3: Okay, well, the first hamper is a Gormet hamper for

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Speaker 3: two with headwear including a bottle of wine six pack

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Speaker 3: of beers.

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Speaker 2: The headwear is including that, so the wine goes on

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Speaker 2: the headway. Why not.

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Speaker 3: Mixed mix of cured meat, grilled pepper and eggplant, Turkish

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Speaker 3: rolls and pretzel baked baghettes, crackers and lavoche? Is am

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Speaker 3: I saying that right?

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Speaker 2: And lash? Yeah, Patsy loves lavache.

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Speaker 3: Range of delicious cheeses, housemade tomato chutney, and a top

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Speaker 3: hat and fascinator kit.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: So it's four hampers. You get one on Darby Day

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Speaker 2: and you get one on the Melbourne Cup, and it's

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Speaker 2: Tuesday Oaks Day the same and Steaks Day as well.

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Speaker 2: That's what we're giving away every single day this week.

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Speaker 2: One of you wins four hampers to enjoy a delicious food.

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Speaker 2: Did we mention the cured meats? Yes, I believe we

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Speaker 2: already have. Chap was playing that live. He's done that

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Speaker 2: really well, yeah, you're right, thank you, a little bit

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Speaker 2: of chocolate milk still came up there in the little mouthpiece.

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Speaker 2: What we normally do then, when we do a big

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Speaker 2: load of competitions around the VIC racing is we do

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Speaker 2: this where we get a an old time he kind

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Speaker 2: of race caller horse racing caller to describe a race,

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Speaker 2: but use song lyrics and you've got to work out

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Speaker 2: what the song is like this last year for Great

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Speaker 2: Southern Land. This isn't the competition, by the way, this

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Speaker 2: is previously on the show.

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Speaker 10: Great Standing jumps well straight to the lead at the

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Speaker 10: limit of an endless action, followed by strain and then

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Speaker 10: like a runway further back lost and see you on

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Speaker 10: the outside them settling city.

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Speaker 2: And this is how it works. The only problem is

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Speaker 2: we don't have the voice. Don't just leave the signs there.

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Speaker 2: You're going to make me say, I thought it was

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Speaker 2: both of you as well left the sensie.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was a minute silence to remember our

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Speaker 3: ex producer Brian Dearly missed.

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Speaker 2: When Brad left, he took the voice with him. It

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Speaker 2: was quite him packing away in the trunk. Please, what

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Speaker 2: are we going to do?

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Speaker 3: Become Melbourne Cup?

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Speaker 2: Please the phone number for the swearing parent. You're leaving

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Speaker 2: me with nothing. Please, he took his voice with him.

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Speaker 2: Some people like that. You know, we can't judge, but

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Speaker 2: it means we search for a new voice. We need

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Speaker 2: a race caller. Can you do something like that? Can

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Speaker 2: you do something like this?

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Speaker 11: They're ready racing and wins from barrier number six began beautifully,

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Speaker 11: dar Gentho to wards. The inside began, Well, kingswill dreams

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Speaker 11: out the back after a few strides, so they complete

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Speaker 11: one hundred meters dar Gento on the inside of ben battle.

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Speaker 11: They're not going fast rostropovichap three dy Winks are settling

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Speaker 11: a bit closer.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, they could be making up some of

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Speaker 2: those horse names. We've got. You know a couple, don't

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Speaker 2: you You know Winks, maybe another one or two. I

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Speaker 2: had a little flutter on each way. The rest of them,

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Speaker 2: I'm sure they just make up names. They're not gonna

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Speaker 2: bother learning. Like fifty odd horses, most of them don't

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Speaker 2: even make the first ten yards us witches done.

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Speaker 3: It's it won't utopia.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if he's calling it that or that's

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Speaker 2: one of horses quite utopia? All right, So have you

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Speaker 2: got the voice? Okay, don't worry about doing song lyrics.

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Speaker 2: Where do all of that off air with you this

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Speaker 2: week We'll run that for you. Don't need to do

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Speaker 2: any of that, We will do that for you right now.

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Speaker 2: We just need to hear your voice. Can you talk quickly?

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Speaker 2: Can you talk excitedly? And have you got a voice?

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Speaker 2: And you could be winning four luxury hampers.

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Speaker 7: Christian Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: We need a new voice of the races this week.

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Speaker 11: And wins from barrier number six began beautifully out very strikes,

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Speaker 11: so they complete one hundred meters Darjinto on the inside

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Speaker 11: of beIN battle. They're not going fast, Rostropovich out three

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Speaker 11: D Winks are settling a bit closer.

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Speaker 2: It's a lot of it. It's just like, yeah, we've

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Speaker 2: got to take your word for it. Is that they're

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Speaker 2: all collse. You care about whether your horse is going

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Speaker 2: to win? Isn't it all right? Then? We're auditioning the

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Speaker 2: voices right now. Vanessa, Good morning, Good morning, Vanessa. Okay,

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Speaker 2: could you be the voice. Let's hear hear what you've.

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Speaker 12: Got alrighty, he goes Jackson. Joe's scooting out the gate

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Speaker 12: fastward Battle, Billy hitting the outside he's jilted back to

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Speaker 12: the inside, confusing whiskey run. Speed of Stalion has slung

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Speaker 12: his way to the front line. Meanwhile sleeping sidelines, snail

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Speaker 12: and struggled to get out of those gates. Looks like

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Speaker 12: it's Speed of Stallion's race as he who's out front

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Speaker 12: and he's Donner Waitinsky.

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Speaker 2: I mean that is like pro level Vanessa. That's amazing

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Speaker 2: you into your races.

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Speaker 6: Not really.

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Speaker 2: How are you doing all that? Have you made notes?

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Speaker 12: I looks like I just smashed down a few little

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Speaker 12: quick notes?

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Speaker 2: Very good, it's amazing, well done. You set a very

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Speaker 2: high standard there. Vanessa's stay there for a second. Okay,

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Speaker 2: it's Vanessa's game at the moment. Paul, good morning, good

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Speaker 2: good stuff. Christ falling at the first hurdle. Paul, you're

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Speaker 2: still with us, buddy, I'm with you.

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Speaker 6: How are you good?

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Speaker 2: Mam Mate're looking forward to the races this weekend and absolutely.

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Speaker 6: Look forward to the Melbourne Cup Carnival every year, so

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Speaker 6: unfortunately can't be there but enjoy.

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Speaker 1: It from home.

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Speaker 2: All right? Then, okay, you're ready with your audition? Could

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Speaker 2: you be the voice? Paul? Off you go?

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Speaker 6: Okay, lights on racing this time? It looks like Patty's

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Speaker 6: got off to a good start. Colsey fighted by Jack

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Speaker 6: Christians still stuck in the stalls. I'm not sure if

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Speaker 6: he's going to get out of the gates. Here comes Patty.

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Speaker 6: Patty's coming around the outside. But look at this. Here

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Speaker 6: comes Brian Adam. Brian Adams is in time, and Patsy

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Speaker 6: is still chasing.

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Speaker 13: Patsy's still chasing. Brian Adams said, here comes Christian Christians

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Speaker 13: finally got out of the gates, and looks like Jack's

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Speaker 13: Jack's got He's Jess gott. He's stuck on the rails

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Speaker 13: and you justn't know where he's going to go. But

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Speaker 13: Christians starts sailing behind, and here comes Patty, Patsy and Brian,

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Speaker 13: Brian and Patty who's going to win it? And it

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Speaker 13: looks like Patty Patsy's got the ring by the nose.

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Speaker 2: Wow, an amazing race. Nicely down, Paul, very very good.

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Speaker 2: These are great. One over, that's a well done, Paul.

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Speaker 2: Let's take one last person audition then to be the

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Speaker 2: voice Allen, good morning, good morning, good morning, Adan, Okay,

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Speaker 2: good luck.

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Speaker 14: Off you go, and it's Jack's Jocks in the lead

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Speaker 14: and he's been pulling ahead for the whole race. We're

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Speaker 14: coming down to the final lap. Christian's cat is catching

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Speaker 14: up and he's getting closer. It's getting closer. Poor or

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Speaker 14: Patsy's Revenge is in the back. Can she make it?

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Speaker 14: Christian's cat is catching up on Jack's jocks.

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Speaker 1: Jack's jocks are.

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Speaker 9: Pulling her head.

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Speaker 14: No, Christian's cat. Oh my gosh, Passy's Revenge is making

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Speaker 14: her final run. Here she comes, she's gaining, she's gaining.

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Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, she's just past Christian's cat. Will she

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Speaker 14: get into Jack's jocks?

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Speaker 2: Pass?

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Speaker 14: No, that's past Jack jocks.

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Speaker 12: Will she get past jack jocks?

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Speaker 14: Yes, they're coming up.

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Speaker 5: No, they know.

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Speaker 6: And Patsy.

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Speaker 12: Revenge.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you one thing is true. Patsy's revenges will

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Speaker 2: always win. That's how this will all end, of course,

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Speaker 2: with Patsy reaking revenge on us. All right, team, Who

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Speaker 2: are we going to hire as the voice? Three? Very

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Speaker 2: different but brilliant auditions.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we really could go any of them. I really

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Speaker 3: like Vanessa at the start. I love Paul as well,

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Speaker 3: and I loved Ellen. I don't want to play favorite see.

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Speaker 5: I love Paul and he's Brian rendition.

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Speaker 2: All right, a name from each Paul, Pat, Paul, Paul,

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Speaker 2: You're hired. Hello, Paul, there you go. It's your gig.

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Speaker 2: You're the voice. Well do mate, You also get yourself

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Speaker 2: none are you the resident voice this week for this

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Speaker 2: You also get that you're the first women of the

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Speaker 2: four luxury gourmet hampers worth over one thousand dollars. They're yours, buddy, awesome.

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Speaker 6: That is fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Christians The Christian o'connalls Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: in over the last seven days. As always, we playback

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Speaker 2: your misheard lyrics if we agree with what you think

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Speaker 2: new ones. First of all, we go to Big John

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Speaker 2: Hall of Favor.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 2: Then there's got to Brett jay Z Dirt off your shoulder? Hey,

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Speaker 2: dropping jay Z on the show. What's going on? That's

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Speaker 2: and his kids, Brett and his kids in Brisbane. They

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Speaker 2: can have that one. This is Kay b G's more

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Speaker 2: Would you like the chocolate chip one or the string

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Speaker 3: Or what those ones have? The little surprise at the

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Speaker 3: bottom of the cone?

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Speaker 1: Yes, I love that.

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Speaker 2: this man arrest? Yeah? This is Mark Middle of the

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Speaker 2: Road by the Pretenders. I'm standing in the middle of

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Speaker 5: I love with my parents.

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Speaker 2: Such a cool voice. You can hear it, Chris High

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Speaker 2: Or is it I'm standing in the middle of my

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's a great one. Mark. You get the exclusive Hall

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Speaker 2: of Famer mug last one today from Adria and Mirrorman

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Speaker 2: Man says he's a meatball fan. I'm hearing it. Land

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Speaker 2: Oh doesn't look a nice All right, there's this week's

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Speaker 2: miss heard Lewis. If you got any over the next

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Speaker 2: seven days, email album into me. Thank you very much

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Speaker 2: all the ones you send in every day. Christian at

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell dot com dot auch.

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Speaker 1: Christinn The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Episode three of this new podcast that I started a

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Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, called The Stuff of Legends is

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Speaker 2: out today wherever you get your podcasts. Last week's guest

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Speaker 2: The idea is this good stuff of legends, and I

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Speaker 2: life and three objects. Hamish Blake was the star last

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Speaker 2: week before that Russell Brand. This week, the new guest

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Speaker 2: like we're all so terrified. It feels like a couple

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Speaker 2: the bushfires, but that was the story of Christmas. In

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Speaker 2: Celeste Barber is the guest this week. It's a lovely chat.

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Speaker 2: What's interesting and about the chats the last couple of

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Speaker 2: weeks is it isn't just about the objects. You start

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Speaker 2: finding out more about people because they are by talking

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Speaker 2: about the objects that mean something in your life. It's

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Speaker 2: not about their financial worth. Most of the objects that

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Speaker 2: week one of the biggest stars of the chap with

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Speaker 2: Hamish Blake was his amazing granddad and just what an

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Speaker 2: was Russell Brand talking about is Nan. It's all about

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Speaker 2: Celeste Barber's dad this week, right. He just comes across

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Speaker 2: as an amazing character. One thing I loved is like myself

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Speaker 2: dad jokes. I think they're on art form and it's

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Speaker 2: about bad jokes done badly or brilliantly, but bad jokes.

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Speaker 2: We should do a phone in this week about dad jokes.

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Speaker 2: They need to be cherished, they need to be preserve

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Speaker 2: for future generations. This is Celes Barbara talking about her

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Speaker 9: He's the originator of dad jokes. But to this day,

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Speaker 9: he had tears in his eyes. He was laughing so hard.

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Speaker 9: But he now only tells this joke for our reaction.

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Speaker 9: He waits, he says it because he knows we're going

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Speaker 9: to be like dad.

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Speaker 1: Stop.

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Speaker 9: He loves it.

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Speaker 2: I got to hear the joke.

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Speaker 9: Okay, A grasspaper walks into a bar. The barman says, oh,

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Speaker 9: we've got a name. We've got a drink named after you,

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Speaker 9: and the grasspopper goes, oh, what an Eric.

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Speaker 2: That is your classic DoD joke. Right, you do it

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Speaker 2: mainly to annoy your kids. Next week, he's guess is

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Speaker 2: gonna be Ricky Joys. But Celeste Barber great chat with

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Speaker 2: Celes Barber as well. There's a lot of talk about

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Speaker 2: Janet Jackson and VHS videotapes as well. It's out now

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Speaker 2: wherever you get your podcast.

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Speaker 1: Christian Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 2: A thirty five. Sorry for today's at work time waster.

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Speaker 2: Interesting news. Jay Z has launched his own medicinal cannabis

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Speaker 2: Jack Post. My wrist is fast before we head out

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Speaker 2: today show, If anyone's got any advice. Yesterday I was

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Speaker 2: your way? What do I do?

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Speaker 5: I don't know how you Was it a dark washer

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Speaker 2: to work that out. I never separate.

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Speaker 2: We're back to my mind.

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