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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: All right, So yeah, no, the reason the friend zone

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Speaker 2: is touched upon in a couple of areas here.

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Speaker 3: We can I just say, actually, we were doing a

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Speaker 3: topic on well you'll hear it in this podcast. We're

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Speaker 3: trying to talk about being stuck in the friend zone

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Speaker 3: or being pushed into the friend zone, because that's the

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Speaker 3: way it happens, isn't it. You know, you you're interested

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Speaker 3: in someone and they they shirk you into the category

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Speaker 3: under the banner of friend But we wanted to delve

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Speaker 3: right into that. Will well as ever, thank you. Actually,

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Speaker 3: I'm working on my words. I've been reading a lot

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Speaker 3: recently read an Ernest Hemingway book, which was suggested by

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Speaker 3: you and our book club. But I've given away far

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Speaker 3: too much. Anyway, we're talking about the friend zone, and unfortunately.

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Speaker 4: He died a thousands have enough time in the podcast

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Speaker 4: top to discuss your book club that you guys hang

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Speaker 4: out with Andway, please.

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Speaker 3: I mean we do, we do have a book club,

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Speaker 3: but I mean, if we were ever worried that Will

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Speaker 3: was posh. His first book that he brought to the

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Speaker 3: group was an Ernest heming novel who, by the.

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Speaker 2: Way, was one of the all time, all the time. Well,

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Speaker 2: he is probably the opposite of Posh an knows anything

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Speaker 3: Oh can it?

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Speaker 2: Posh boy?

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Speaker 3: It was, but being a fan of him ways that

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Speaker 3: it's not in literary circles.

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Speaker 5: I've brought it back.

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Speaker 3: We've got a WhatsApp group, brought the book club has

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Speaker 3: a Whatsap grab and will suggests every night. If you're

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Speaker 3: reading Ernest tonight, I suggest a shadi with a nice

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Speaker 3: buttered chicken, but a chicken.

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Speaker 2: If you have a shardi with a butter chicken, those

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Speaker 2: people would know that what they have with the butter chicken.

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Speaker 2: You probably got a red wine with butter chicken, would

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Speaker 2: you really? Absolutely?

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Speaker 2: Because the acid kind of cuts to the carry a bit.

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Speaker 3: This is fun. Actually, I'm just going to name stuff

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Speaker 3: you If I was just for dinner, if I was

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Speaker 3: just having avocado on toast, and I know it's a

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Speaker 3: simple dinner, but you have if you had to posh

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Speaker 3: that up with a wine matching, Yeah, what would you

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Speaker 3: go for avocado on toast?

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Speaker 2: Well, funnily enough, I reckon if you had the right shardi,

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Speaker 2: probably a fresher shadi, then I reckon that could work

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Speaker 2: quite well. With the avocado. Is it avocado and goast

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Speaker 3: No one has ghost cheese, mate.

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Speaker 2: Avocado and goats cheese at amash avocado and feder smash. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: you just can't eat goats cheese, but it goes very

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Speaker 2: well with avocado. I can actually have goats cheese were

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Speaker 2: smashed out. It's often it's often littered with garlic.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, if you if you mean Meredith's goats cheese, we

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Speaker 3: all know it's absolutely dynamite stuff. But all right now

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Speaker 3: I'm talking about it. Take it back. You're both.

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Speaker 2: We have lost everyone. At this point of the podcast.

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Speaker 2: You was still listening. Now you love us. I think

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Speaker 2: I think it's only our mums. It was still here

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Speaker 3: Mom's listening to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: I was actually fixing mum's radio the other day. I

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Speaker 2: was over at mums last night, just got a little

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Speaker 2: me to fix her pre sets. Yeah yeah, so I'm

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, I go to click number one, number one radio

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Speaker 3: Was like, oh, mam, did you make the top three?

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Speaker 2: Number three was smooth FM.

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Speaker 3: Jesus, wow, you guys.

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Speaker 2: Don't play good tunes. You play the dulf Doff. Oh

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Speaker 2: we don't play the dulf Doff. Mom, Yeah, we're number.

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Speaker 3: Four, number four. Oh no, I'll take that.

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Speaker 2: pre sets to be honest. Yeah, okay, Now she finds

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Speaker 2: us a bit smutty. I think she says toilet humor

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Speaker 2: too much. And I mean at the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: finding out that a twenty year old's girlfriend farts on

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Speaker 2: So yeah, mum's probably got us, got us covered.

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Speaker 3: There, Yeah, it got us on toast, bit of avocado

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Speaker 7: We get a couple on the radio in the same

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Speaker 7: three very very awkward questions and then we try and

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Speaker 7: match their answers on it will and woddies.

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Speaker 3: A boy.

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Speaker 2: I mean, this is normally frightfully awkward. We really enjoy this.

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Speaker 2: I hope you guys enjoyed as much as we do.

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Speaker 2: We've got our couple for today is Ashley and John. Welcome.

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Speaker 2: Ashley and John. You're there, guys have gone Hi? How

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Speaker 2: are you so? Guys been together four months today?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's great, congratulations on the fore month.

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Speaker 3: He wasn't all smooth sailing at the start though. I

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Speaker 3: believe there was a New Year's Eve incident. John, You

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so just had a couple of drinks and a

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Speaker 3: So actually, can you run through that from your perspective? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Well he's actually my best mate's younger brother's best friend,

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Speaker 3: so I didn't want to borro him. Yeah, fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Is it true also that you tried to film that?

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Speaker 5: John?

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's great, interesting tactic. So then what turned it around?

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Speaker 3: I'll ask you that. Actually we know John was obviously

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Speaker 3: now for four months? What turned it around? Ashley?

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Speaker 9: Who was just very persistent, I could say, such a

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Speaker 9: it's such a whack when you.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, that wore me down? He was nagging. Enough.

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Speaker 2: Now Johnny, come mate, I'm on your team here, I'm

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Speaker 2: on your team mate. We're going to get around it.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna get around both of you. First of all,

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Speaker 2: thanks for coming on board for the match game. It is,

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Speaker 2: And what we're gonna do. I thin we're gonna kick

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Speaker 2: off with John today. So actually we're going to put

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Speaker 3: John.

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Speaker 2: We've got your three questions ready to go.

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Speaker 3: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 2: Really all right, let's kick it off with what is

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Speaker 2: Ashley's most disgusting habit?

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Speaker 8: Believe it or not, she actually fars.

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Speaker 2: Off wow, like in front of you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, from the get go she was she was she.

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Speaker 8: Was no no that that probably took a month or

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Speaker 8: two only it's a sign that she's comfortable, which is good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's good. Great, And are we talking like respectful

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Speaker 8: Is she in the air sometimes even on me in.

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Speaker 2: That's sorry? I find that quite funny, but other people

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Speaker 2: might I find that disgusting. It's good, with no doubt,

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Speaker 2: that's all right, John, So she farts on you, most

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Speaker 10: Fair enough? All right?

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Speaker 3: Next question here?

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Speaker 2: What part of yourself have you not yet revealed to her?

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Speaker 8: There isn't one, now, come on, Johnny, it's gonna have to.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna have to be something. I'm gonna need an

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Speaker 3: Just anything about yourself, John, because.

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Speaker 2: You're obviously you've only been dating for three or four

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Speaker 2: in your past? Is there an insecurity you've got around?

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Speaker 2: How you look? What are you?

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Speaker 8: She literally knows pretty much everything I'm trying to think.

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Speaker 8: She knows all my insecurities, she knows everything about me past.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree? After four months? Tell you? All right, Johnny?

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Speaker 2: All right, well, well we'll move on then.

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Speaker 3: We'll put that question on Ie.

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Speaker 2: Okay, John, if you proposed to Ashley tomorrow, do you

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Speaker 8: To be honest, I think she could.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you think you think she would?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay?

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Speaker 3: John's their farting on you.

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Speaker 2: There all right, Johnny, Okay, I love your confidence, mate,

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Speaker 2: all right. Final question then, so we've got her most

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Speaker 2: Third and final question if you if you had a

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Speaker 2: name for your Johnson.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, what would what would you call it?

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Speaker 8: I'd probably call it John Jr.

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Speaker 3: Simple one. I like it?

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Speaker 2: All right, all right John? Staying with us, Will and Maya,

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Speaker 2: As I said Woods, three awkward questions. We then replay

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Speaker 2: the first person's answers to the other person thirty one

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Speaker 2: to six five. If you would like to give it

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Speaker 2: a crack with your relationship on the match game, give

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Speaker 2: us a belt. But right now we have got John

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Speaker 2: and Ashley been together four months. John tried to hook

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Speaker 2: up with her and film it on New Year's Eve.

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Speaker 2: Just I'm not sure we're going form therefore, Johnny. But

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Speaker 2: at the end of the day, you know, I think

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Speaker 2: Ashley said and again, never not lovely thing to hear.

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Speaker 2: But you warned, warn her down with your charm, mate,

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Speaker 2: with your charm. But it sounds you're a lovely guy,

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Speaker 2: John and Woods and I loved chatting with you then

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Speaker 2: and getting your answers.

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Speaker 3: Are you feeling worried at all about any of your answers? Johnny?

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Speaker 8: Nah, No, not at all. Right, very interesting.

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Speaker 2: He has been. You have been amazingly confident. I'll remind

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Speaker 2: everybody that they've been together for four months. John's nineteen,

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Speaker 2: Ashley's twenty and answering questions like you're thirty five, John

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Speaker 2: So yeah, Ashley, I'd be giggling nervously. All right, let's

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Speaker 2: get into the first question. Let's get into the first question, Ashley.

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Speaker 2: Are you ready to go?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's your polar opposites. Actually, Johnny is a picture

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Speaker 3: of health and calmness. But actually you sound like you

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Speaker 3: are packing yourself.

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Speaker 8: I'm freaking out a little friend.

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Speaker 3: Right, perfect?

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Speaker 2: Actually, uh, what is your most disgusting habit?

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Speaker 9: Oh? Oh, my most disgusting habit?

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Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 9: Oh it is hard.

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Speaker 3: Maybe I'm biding my nail. It is a gross habit.

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Speaker 2: It is a very gross habit. Which is a very

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Speaker 2: gross habit. Actually, I'm gonna give you the hot tip

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Speaker 2: after the first question. John has been incredibly experience across

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Speaker 2: all of these questions. Here's his answer.

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Speaker 9: On him, on him Ashley, Oh, well.

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Speaker 3: He might cop on tonight.

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Speaker 2: He's himself up for a touch op in tonight. All right,

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Speaker 3: You're bringing home with a bang. I'm confident we're going

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Speaker 6: Work.

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Speaker 2: You work your way through kind of growth without challenge.

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Speaker 3: Why Jeremy?

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Speaker 3: Is that named after a porn star? Sorry? John, Jeremy.

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Speaker 2: By the way, Joel Button, you're showing his knowledge of

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Speaker 2: This is John's.

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Speaker 8: I'll probably call it John Jr.

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Speaker 4: Great startup? Is it going around of a pause? Ballin

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Speaker 4: for the Red God. You guys are a great cap. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: you're you truly are you got a sense of humor

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Speaker 2: Thanks, no, thanks, guys, guy, thanks so much for joining us.

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Speaker 3: Come on't to.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: If you have ever been on a day at a

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Speaker 3: So excuse me, man, it's not a Welsh lake. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: there is no Machas KFC or Burger King? Yeah, near

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Speaker 12: No, the music is very appropriate, but look that review

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Speaker 2: No, surely not.

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Speaker 3: And you're a bit of a bit of a posh.

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Speaker 13: Even if even if I even if I was to

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Speaker 3: Well, interesting, So we do give one of my mates

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Speaker 2: And that was not a fast food joint.

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Speaker 3: It's a pub, but it was a big three dollar

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I took my boyfriend to a fast food join

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Speaker 6: If you do the KFC feedback review? You had a

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Speaker 3: You are, and you did this on a first date.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, you went up and went up a grade.

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Speaker 3: He's doing them all. Joined the sandwich on the third one.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to ebiting ebony. You went on a fast

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Speaker 11: Yes, I did, Hi boys, Sorry, he took me through

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Speaker 3: Didn't even stay. You didn't ever get the table.

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Speaker 11: No, so well, I kind of took him through the

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Speaker 11: It wasn't. It wasn't really planned. So we we did

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, came past four blood.

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Speaker 11: Let's just let's get something to eat, and so we

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Speaker 3: Wow, the hell that is totally well, it's really flipping

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Speaker 3: the order of things. I've never been one toy've done

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Speaker 2: What do you mean? I'm you know it was dinner.

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Speaker 2: Let's go back to Ebony. Sorry, Ebony was a dinner.

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Speaker 3: Why do you mean so cryptic? It was kind of.

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Speaker 11: Late to consider it dinner. Yeah, breakfast in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that actually makes a You.

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Speaker 2: Got the double patty beef petty that day.

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Speaker 3: A couple of times. Let's go to Sarah now thurturday

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Speaker 11: Hey, guys, Yeah, so it was last January before everything

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Speaker 11: Valentine's Day, whiz was that his idea? It was he

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Speaker 3: Jesus turned it around.

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Speaker 2: Can I sorry, Sarah? When he picked you up as

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Speaker 11: He didn't even pick me up.

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Speaker 9: I drove there there.

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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: There is an expression woods sleep being with the enemy.

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Speaker 2: Not sure how you end that expression of what the

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Speaker 3: It's always more exciting and amazing, and this is going

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Speaker 3: FM's Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 1: Our next guest. Has won more radio awards than anyone

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Speaker 1: in the business.

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Speaker 10: That was keeping girl.

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Speaker 1: Will would you have won none?

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Speaker 10: A few years ago he chucked in all that success

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Speaker 1: To be fair, it wasn't a bad decision. He's at

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Speaker 1: the number one breaking show in Melbourne for the last

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Speaker 7: So why is his new book called Nobody Listens to

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Speaker 7: Your Dad's Shaw.

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Speaker 1: Boys and listeners beware.

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Speaker 2: He sounds way more fummy than I do.

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, England's Finest.

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Speaker 1: It's Christine O'Connell.

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Speaker 5: Yes, oh, thank you so much. I mean, listen you too.

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Speaker 5: You know, if there's an easy way for you to

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Speaker 5: do the radio show, you found it. You couldn't be

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Speaker 5: bothered to introduce me yourself. You had that made Wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we have minions. We haven't having don.

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Speaker 5: This wrong for twenty three induing my own.

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Speaker 2: Guests, it's actually great to have you on because I mean,

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Speaker 5: Pull down the curtain. I always pulling back the curt

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Speaker 5: but let's pull down there.

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Speaker 2: We pull it down here.

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Speaker 3: It's a full view of.

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Speaker 2: So we we we started here at the same time

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Speaker 5: Guys are going great guns. I meant, you know, I'm

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Speaker 2: this huge moment of Wow, who is this guy? You know,

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Speaker 2: what's what's what's going on with him? For us? To

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Speaker 2: is called no One Listens to your Dad's Show? From

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Speaker 3: We're intrigued.

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Speaker 10: What where?

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Speaker 2: Where was the issue for you? What happened? We didn't

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Speaker 5: And I've never had any nerves around doing radio or

447
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Speaker 5: stand up or TV, and that was my area in

448
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Speaker 5: life where actually I felt in control. I've been out

449
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Speaker 5: of control, and so suddenly to have I wasn't able

450
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Speaker 5: to do the radio show. I literally would I'd walk

451
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Speaker 5: straight out the building and it threatened my sort of

452
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,240
Speaker 5: you know, livelihood, and it looked like, you know, I

453
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Speaker 5: might have to give up doing live radio, and that

454
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Speaker 5: was all I could do. And so it's terrifying. But

455
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Speaker 5: the amazing thing is I went and got out, and

456
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Speaker 5: I learned through it, and I was able to get

457
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Speaker 5: back to my own radio show. And then it made

458
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Speaker 5: me really realize what was going on in my life.

459
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Speaker 5: And I was in the mid forties and my wife

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Speaker 5: and I we still wanted to make our life an adventure.

461
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Speaker 5: And trust me, you're not there yet, guys. But once

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Speaker 5: you get any your forties, come find me. I'll be

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Speaker 5: waiting for you.

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Speaker 2: Well, you'll be seventy five by then. Actually, you've done

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Speaker 2: the mass have you made yet? And I still run

466
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Speaker 2: rings about YouTube pounds. Some of us are black belts

467
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Speaker 2: at radio YouTube white belts.

468
00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:32,960
Speaker 5: And you're in my dojo.

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Speaker 2: This is my dojo.

470
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Speaker 3: On what are we going to learn in our forties

471
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Speaker 3: when you're in a retirement home.

472
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Speaker 5: And I can't wait. It's going to be a humbling.

473
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Speaker 3: I'm going to laugh.

474
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Speaker 5: I'm going to laugh as you're on your knees going,

475
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Speaker 5: please wise, master, help us through our forties. And no

476
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,360
Speaker 5: now we're going to pull down the curtain on your forties.

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Speaker 3: You actually you actually have had. It's an incredible career. Christian,

478
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,240
Speaker 3: and I bummed into you in the stairs actually before

479
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,119
Speaker 3: Christian told you that I had read the first thirty

480
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:02,880
Speaker 3: pages of the game.

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Speaker 5: You take it easy, listen.

482
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Speaker 3: But Christian, you talk about one of your first radio jobs,

483
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:23,159
Speaker 3: which was in a hospital, but unfortunately you are unceremoniously

484
00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 3: fired from that hospital radio show.

485
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Speaker 5: Only job I've ever been fired from. And also, can

486
00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 5: I'm not even sure technically can get me fire from

487
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Speaker 5: a voluntary They won't paying me.

488
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Speaker 2: But yeah, Christians, before you go on, I really want

489
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Speaker 2: to hear this. Let's go a song. We got more

490
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 2: of Christian O'Connor out next. This is great stuff.

491
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Speaker 3: You listen to.

492
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Speaker 1: It's the Will and Woody podcast.

493
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Speaker 2: We've got the one and only Christian O'Connor who joins

494
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 2: us right now in the studio. You can go get

495
00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 2: Christian's brand new book No one listens to your Dad's show.

496
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 2: It is out now. Obviously, you can get the Christian

497
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: O'Connor podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts, now Woods.

498
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 2: You've done Christian the favor of dipping very briefly.

499
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 3: I was just into his board one bathroom trip and

500
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:05,639
Speaker 3: got thirty pages down and from that thirty pages, I

501
00:25:05,640 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 3: do have a question, and you've had a remark.

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Speaker 5: That what's on page thirty one.

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Speaker 3: And the moment is that I'm asking this question is

504
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Speaker 3: because I want to know what happens next.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 3: No, you were fired Christian from a voluntary hospital gig.

507
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,760
Speaker 3: So there was like a DJs. There are radio station set.

508
00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 5: Up here in all hospitals in the UK. There are

509
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Speaker 5: these voluntary radio stations, right and they're run by enthusiastic volunteers.

510
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Speaker 5: And I had my first ever radio show. I was eighteen.

511
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Speaker 5: I had a Sunday night show ten o'clock in the

512
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Speaker 5: evening till twelve o'clock and was calling for requests and

513
00:25:39,840 --> 00:25:42,240
Speaker 5: so I would just make up requests. At about six

514
00:25:42,280 --> 00:25:45,119
Speaker 5: weeks into this, I was so bored. I'm eighteen, I'm bored,

515
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Speaker 5: So I sent for a joke. I was playing a

516
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Speaker 5: song and it was on vinyl and I stopped it

517
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Speaker 5: halfway through. I just stopped the vinyl and said, oh,

518
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 5: look that was for Elsa. She's just died, so there's

519
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,040
Speaker 5: no point playing the rest of it. We can get

520
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Speaker 5: another song away for some right, Elsa did not die?

521
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Speaker 5: Can I just point out to listeners? I made it up?

522
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Speaker 2: Yeah I was.

523
00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,359
Speaker 5: We got a complaint, which I did. I was stun

524
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 5: We even had a listener, but someone I got fired.

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Speaker 5: What was the song?

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Speaker 2: Were you playing like one More Time or something?

527
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 5: Because I was playing Frank Sinatra?

528
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:25,720
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I did it my way.

529
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Speaker 5: I think it's Strangers in the Night.

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Speaker 2: So good, very good year. So that's all early on

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Speaker 2: in your career. So so the book, No one listens

532
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 2: to your dad's Joe Christian biopic, and so it goes

533
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 2: all the way from when you're ate biopic.

534
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Speaker 5: I think you said that about a movie. It's not

535
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,560
Speaker 5: rocket Man, you know, it's just some guy. It's just

536
00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 5: some d J. He's moved here from the nickelback for

537
00:26:52,359 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 5: a living biopic. The film.

538
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Speaker 14: I'm called it my agent Mike Meyers playing you going

539
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:08,159
Speaker 14: into all good bookstores and no one listens to your

540
00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,399
Speaker 14: dad show, and so Christian, obviously it chronicles the journey

541
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 14: from then all the way up till now where you're

542
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,399
Speaker 14: obviously running number one breakfast show here in Melbourne on

543
00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:17,480
Speaker 14: Gold one oh four.

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00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,520
Speaker 2: So it sounds like a hell of a journey mate,

545
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 2: and as I said, like just some of the people

546
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 2: that you rub shoulders with. I know there's a story

547
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 2: on there about how you screwed over Elton John, which

548
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:25,960
Speaker 2: I'm very much looking for.

549
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:28,800
Speaker 3: Going to give us a piece of that, Christian, how

550
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 3: did you screw over Elton John?

551
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 5: He was going to be doing this intimate show for

552
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 5: my listeners, just the five hundred listeners. So he says, Hey,

553
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:37,719
Speaker 5: I'm reallyking forward to doing the show. Please come beforehand

554
00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:40,479
Speaker 5: and I'd love to meet you, and so just come

555
00:27:40,520 --> 00:27:43,400
Speaker 5: again and hang out with me. So I get there

556
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,920
Speaker 5: beforehand to hang out with Elton John, and his management

557
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,480
Speaker 5: stopped me and go, you can't go in. He's having

558
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 5: a meltown. You know, Elton John's famous, a big dev

559
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:54,640
Speaker 5: of mind. I could see him right and I can

560
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 5: only liken it. You know when you see like a

561
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 5: five year old having a melt down the supermarket. He's

562
00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:02,720
Speaker 5: not far through and south on the floor, just like yeah,

563
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 5: making a snow angel. He's got he's he's really like

564
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,080
Speaker 5: and they go, he's only going to do three songs.

565
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,640
Speaker 5: I went, We're you on air in fifteen minutes time. Right,

566
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Speaker 5: there's millions of people listening. There's five hundred listeners out there.

567
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 5: He can't just do three songs. And then when he's

568
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Speaker 5: out and John to do what he wants. So I'm thinking,

569
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Speaker 5: what are we going to do. I've got an hour

570
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Speaker 5: to fill. And I had this idea. I said to

571
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Speaker 5: everyone's going to bring out sir out and John in

572
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 5: a minute. Normally after a shout at this, we'd give

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Speaker 5: him a standing ovation. Get up now, Let's give him

574
00:28:29,760 --> 00:28:33,880
Speaker 5: a standing ovation now. So suddenly five hundred people they're

575
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 5: going bizza, they're screaming, and I go, we're so lucky.

576
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 5: Here's sir Elton John and he comes on and as

577
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 5: he walked past each other, he goes, well done, y me.

578
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:51,640
Speaker 5: I go and find my wife and she goes, you

579
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 5: look so stressed? Is there anything Go? Okay, wait yeah,

580
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Speaker 5: I'm just out John.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow? Your more stories like that? Go and get

582
00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 2: christ jo'connell's book, No One Listens to your Dad's show.

583
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:08,840
Speaker 2: From Number one to No One. It is a muss

584
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 2: raid with just chock a block with stories like that

585
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 2: all the way from that Number one shod, all the

586
00:29:12,680 --> 00:29:14,600
Speaker 2: way to the numb one show and Melbourne everything in between. Mate,

587
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,800
Speaker 2: thanks so much for joining us. It's pleasure, pleasure to

588
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Speaker 2: be in the same.

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Speaker 5: Great show guys. Word on on what you're doing, and

590
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 5: one day I think you'll do a decent show and

591
00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 5: I look forward to that.

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00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:25,960
Speaker 3: Ah, you does.

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00:29:28,120 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 2: Great stuff.

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Speaker 1: Thanks thanks the Woody Podcast.

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00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,480
Speaker 3: I'm going to jump right in here. A man called

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Speaker 3: Michael Packard has been swallowed by a whale.

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00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:50,880
Speaker 2: Sorry perfect audio whale sound effects underneath sophew monks inside outside.

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00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 3: I know genius anyway, so he did survive. By the way,

599
00:29:54,760 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 3: spoiler everyone that is just everyone is impressed, deserves an

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00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:01,160
Speaker 3: apology for that.

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Speaker 5: I reckon.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure how long you and the brain streuss

603
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:05,720
Speaker 2: Joel came up needed to come up with that, but

604
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Speaker 2: during the song to be a very strict review after

605
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Speaker 2: the what the processes are to come up with audiographs show?

606
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,959
Speaker 2: But that was totally unacceptable.

607
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,400
Speaker 3: Audio production at its best, and we'll play it again later.

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Speaker 3: This is so Michael's out there. He was swimming around

609
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Speaker 3: and all of a sudden everything goes dark. It's just terrifying.

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Speaker 3: And this is a direct que quote from Michael.

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Speaker 2: Was a Baileen whale?

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Speaker 3: Though, like is he a Baileen whale? I think it

613
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Speaker 3: was quite a bay, fat whale. There he is, where's

614
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Speaker 3: my Jesus? No humpback whale? Will was a humpback? That's

615
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Speaker 3: a baileen whale.

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Speaker 2: Excuse me, Like it's a whale without teeth. It's a

617
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Speaker 2: while with those like almost like bristles that they have

618
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Speaker 2: to catch plankton in.

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Speaker 3: I can't comment on his or his teeth, but I

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Speaker 3: can tell you.

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Speaker 2: That's my question. It's a baileen whale. It's a hump

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Speaker 2: a whale. For all the people out there actually know

623
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Speaker 2: anything about everything, they're like, wow, spot on, Well that's

624
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 2: that's a pertinent question. The new cracking some crap gag

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Speaker 2: about a fat whale.

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Speaker 3: I didn't mind that. Actually. Quote This is a quote

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Speaker 3: from Michael. I was in his closed mouth for about

628
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Speaker 3: thirty to forty seconds before the whale rises to the

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Speaker 3: surface and spits him out, so he can he could

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Speaker 3: sense the whale moving underwater, and he's inside the thing.

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Speaker 3: And then it spits him out out of the surface.

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Speaker 3: And how's this bat him out the surface? Yeah, goes

633
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Speaker 3: to the surface. So the whale breaches, the bellowin whale breeches,

634
00:31:33,440 --> 00:31:38,280
Speaker 3: not the bellerin whatever whale breaches and then spits him

635
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Speaker 3: out and out of a blowhole, out of the mouth,

636
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Speaker 3: out of the mouth. He's not going to fit through

637
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Speaker 3: the blowhole.

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00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:46,800
Speaker 2: Throvends in Pinocchio, he goes back out the blowhole.

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Speaker 3: That's a cartoon. He spits him out of his mouth.

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Speaker 3: Pack so and no broken bones. A bit bruised up,

641
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Speaker 3: but no broken bone. Extraordinary story, straordinary story. He is

642
00:31:56,760 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 3: the question I want extraordinary. I don't know where you

643
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 3: get these stories or how they make.

644
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Speaker 5: It to the radio.

645
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 3: Here's the question I want to ask.

646
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 2: Do you make the sometimes? Do you make these up?

647
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:06,200
Speaker 2: Just just bring me on to me.

648
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,280
Speaker 3: No, I haven't tweaked this at all. Sometimes I tweak

649
00:32:09,320 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 3: the story slightly to make them a bit more entertaining.

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Speaker 2: Appreciate that.

651
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 3: Now here's the question I want to ask everyone, based

652
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Speaker 3: on this story of a guy getting swallowed by a whale.

653
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five, what's the best thing you've

654
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Speaker 3: been inside?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

656
00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:26,480
Speaker 3: Now, honestly, Now I know there's a few people that

657
00:32:26,560 --> 00:32:29,000
Speaker 3: are taking that to the gutter, not interested with your

658
00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 3: smart honestly and grow up. Thirteen one six five, what

659
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 3: is the best thing you've been inside? I will throw

660
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,080
Speaker 3: my hat in the ring real quick and just to

661
00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:43,160
Speaker 3: chain take people away from men inside animals or other things.

662
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 3: It was inside an animal, And if you've been inside

663
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Speaker 3: an animal, like even just in the mouth, bloody hell,

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Speaker 3: I'll take that call.

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Speaker 2: What quantifies as inside here? Maybe we need to settle

666
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 2: the rules a little bit, because I'm not going to

667
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,960
Speaker 2: take you know, I got to bite and hence, technically

668
00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 2: a little bit of me was inside. If your head

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00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 2: was in a crocodile, well that's inside that. If your

670
00:33:02,080 --> 00:33:06,000
Speaker 2: head's inside, we're taking that call. If a considerable man

671
00:33:06,040 --> 00:33:08,280
Speaker 2: of you has been inside an animal, we'll take that call.

672
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 2: But just to take it away from animals. I was

673
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:15,280
Speaker 2: once inside Peter Jackson. He's the director of all the

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00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:19,760
Speaker 2: Lord of the Rings movie Jackson. I was inside.

675
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:25,680
Speaker 3: I was inside his ranch, inside his personal cinema, watching

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Speaker 3: the first ever screening of The Hobbit.

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Speaker 2: Oh you were you were? I remember that you were

678
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Speaker 2: inside Peter Jackson's ranch.

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00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 3: Pretty extraordinary, the inside Jackson's rand.

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Speaker 2: And you fell asleep in the private screening.

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Speaker 3: If I believe.

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Speaker 11: Very very.

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00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,160
Speaker 2: Very large, wouldn't past credits.

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00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:49,320
Speaker 3: I was like, I've seen it before, bloody other little

685
00:33:49,320 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 3: fella's got the ring again? What's he gonna do a

686
00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,320
Speaker 3: very large Maory Man had to wake me up.

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00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:59,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's totally disrespectful. In Peter Jackson's private cinema,

688
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 2: I don't care if I hadn't slept for forty hours.

689
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 2: I'm watching everything he's put on the screen.

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00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,959
Speaker 3: All the way through. I had a beautiful sleep. Try

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00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,640
Speaker 3: to do one of his Academy awards on the way

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Speaker 3: I am Yeah, got bashed by security.

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00:34:10,160 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 2: Got all right, we're taking your calls right up. Next,

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00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:17,120
Speaker 2: best thing you've been inside?

695
00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 3: Creative Australia, Get creative? Blow me away?

696
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 8: All right.

697
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 3: A man called Michael Packard was swallowed by a whale

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00:34:26,760 --> 00:34:29,479
Speaker 3: and then spat out. So we are asking the question

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Speaker 3: thirty one O six five, what's the best thing you've

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00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:36,160
Speaker 3: been inside? Now, I'll say it again. If you've taken

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00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 3: that to the gutter.

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00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 10: Grow up.

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Speaker 2: But honestly, if somebody calls up and they say, you know,

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00:34:42,200 --> 00:34:45,239
Speaker 2: Jennifer Anderson, oh, don't be discussed, but like we have,

705
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 2: we'd probably have to take that call.

706
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:47,360
Speaker 3: Probably.

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00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a shame that we don't need to

708
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: be smutty about it, but you know that's the result.

709
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 2: We're not going to bar that call.

710
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,760
Speaker 3: Think we're a chance to get that call will Jennifer

711
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 3: and absolutely not anyway. So again, this could be this

712
00:34:58,360 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 3: guy was inside a whale. I've been in side Peter

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00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:05,080
Speaker 3: Jackson's ranch, inside his private cinema, watching the first ever

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00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 3: screen of The Hobbit. Yep, try and you try and

715
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:08,799
Speaker 3: knock me off my perch.

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00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 8: Though.

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00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:11,480
Speaker 2: Wasn't there like at least fifty other people in their

718
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 2: room with you.

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Speaker 3: I wouldn't say fifty, definitely forty, but I will say

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Speaker 3: we're fifty.

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00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,440
Speaker 2: I don't make it sound like you were in his

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00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 2: armchair and he was making you a cap of tea.

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00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:21,760
Speaker 3: Here's the thing as well, Kyle and Jack were actually invited,

724
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,120
Speaker 3: but they are on holiday. Yeah, so you checked my

725
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 3: hand out. You were going to come as well, but

726
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,839
Speaker 3: your passport had expired. You're bloody more.

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00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 2: The real shambles.

728
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: Brothers and I had to do all the interviews by myself.

729
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 3: I leap in the movie. Never seen a Lord of

730
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 3: the Rings.

731
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 2: It was a really shocking time. I think we actually

732
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,040
Speaker 2: lost our jobs because of that in the end, because

733
00:35:40,040 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 2: he ended up asking Kate Bunchet about her underwear.

734
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 3: No, well that's taken out of context a little bit.

735
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:46,839
Speaker 3: But we won't get into it. Laurie thirteen one oh

736
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 3: six five. We're finding out the best thing people have

737
00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 3: been inside. What have you been inside, Larry?

738
00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:54,400
Speaker 9: I've been inside a pig bloody?

739
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 7: Wow?

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00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 3: Hell? How did that happen? Laurie.

741
00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,759
Speaker 11: I did the animal tech course in one of the

742
00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:01,600
Speaker 11: year and it's was going to farms and I went

743
00:36:01,640 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 11: to a piggery and the.

744
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 5: Person showing us around said that pig was in distress.

745
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,000
Speaker 2: Who wanted to check it out?

746
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,600
Speaker 11: So I donned the glove and went all the way

747
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:10,880
Speaker 11: up to my arms, picked and found it.

748
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:15,600
Speaker 3: Wow, mercy, mercy, Now, how was it?

749
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,359
Speaker 5: It was good?

750
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 11: It came out of life.

751
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:24,480
Speaker 2: Oh so your arm or getting swallowed up by an

752
00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 2: enormous stinky vents fire trap. Let's go to sorry that

753
00:36:28,560 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 2: that's that suck. That sucks for me. That's not good stuff.

754
00:36:30,880 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 3: Let's go to Tommy.

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00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 2: That sorts of things that.

756
00:36:37,880 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 3: Tommy. Sorry, I was still thinking about that woman.

757
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:42,080
Speaker 2: I think everyone's gonna be of an got a bit

758
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 2: of an image in their minds. There people do that, you.

759
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,840
Speaker 3: Know, I've been to I started a horse stud for

760
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:48,719
Speaker 3: a couple of days. It has a lot of there's

761
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:50,759
Speaker 3: a lot of that going on. What, Oh you put

762
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 3: the big arm sleeve on and.

763
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 2: Did you check the sleeve on?

764
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Speaker 3: I wanted to, of course I was told I wasn't allowed.

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Speaker 11: Ye.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, Tommy, what have you been inside mate?

767
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 10: Standing on the TiAl gate of our Hercules military plane

768
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,280
Speaker 10: while it was flying with the teal gate open, chugging

769
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 10: out cons of Guinness. The troops on the ground were

770
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:16,880
Speaker 10: little partroots on them and some Patrick's Day in the Falklands.

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Speaker 3: Flood Wow.

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Speaker 2: In the Falklands.

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00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,320
Speaker 10: Yeah, well it was after the war. I was the

774
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:25,759
Speaker 10: British Army and we used to go down and still

775
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:30,520
Speaker 10: patrol it. But there was some Patrick's day yeah Bnaris Yeah,

776
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 10: one of the says, yeah, we'll take your own and

777
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:36,279
Speaker 10: the Hercules and we were the patrol guys, so we

778
00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 10: were little tons of guinness.

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00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:42,080
Speaker 2: And so Tommy, so I know a Hercules is one

780
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 2: of those massive planes that they have in the Air Force.

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Speaker 2: Can I just say, like, nothing typifies the Irish like this, really,

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Speaker 2: I mean, Tommy, Like in Australia, you know, we send

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Speaker 2: Adam Hills over to do a little bit of humor

784
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Speaker 2: for the troops. They send a guy over an empassive

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Speaker 2: plane with an industrials and just throwing at them.

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