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Speaker 1: Good up today in Australia. It's Friday, Alvo. We've got

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Speaker 1: a great show lined up for you. We've been we've

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Speaker 1: just rushed into the studio actually woods because we've been

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Speaker 1: away on very secret, top secret, very intensive sushi sushi business. Yep.

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Speaker 1: And I'm not going to say any more than that.

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Speaker 1: We're not going to say any more than the fact

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Speaker 1: that it's to do with sushi and it's incredibly secret.

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Speaker 2: But I would say William that we've taken some huge

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Speaker 2: steps forward in revolutionizing the sushi game.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all absolutely, that's all same. So you know,

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Speaker 1: we're a little bit hot on the collar. We've been

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Speaker 2: We're actually not sure we're going to talk about for

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Speaker 2: two hours because nothing's been planned.

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Speaker 1: Our flight did get delayed substantially. Mick. Shout out to

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Speaker 1: the dude who I reckon copped at least three speeding

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Speaker 1: don't speed everyone. But he was a great guy by

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Speaker 1: the fact that he broke a number of laws to

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Speaker 1: get us here on time, which we appreciate it. Here

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Speaker 1: we did, so I stay with us everyone. It's absolutely

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Speaker 1: chaos in here. It's really body. I want you to.

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Speaker 1: I wanted all everyone's listening to me is to us

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Speaker 1: right now to put themselves in my shoes. Can't wait

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Speaker 1: to step in. I got a text message from my girlfriend.

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Speaker 1: Hello the other night, I said, and it's rattled me.

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Speaker 1: Oh you're You're not easily rattled. I'm not easily rattled

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Speaker 1: and usually a pretty cool customer. So sorry when I

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Speaker 1: see you the other day, I mean, I got this

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Speaker 1: this afternoon. All right, here we go. My girlfriend's cousin

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Speaker 1: I haven't met her either. She's from Hand. Great, she's

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Speaker 1: going to be Dutch. Give me a quick Dutch accent. Hello,

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Speaker 1: welcome to Harland. Perfect? Perfect? Where's the pancakes? Are hearts?

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Speaker 1: And the grapes of cold grapes? What a hold? And

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Speaker 1: that's that's how I'm imagining it. Yeah, great, hold a

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Speaker 1: hold on the famous fore clogs. She's got a clogs. Okay,

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Speaker 1: So I said, has your cousin going? You just you

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Speaker 1: just shut out with Well, that's not that bad, that's

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Speaker 1: not it feels a bit. I've just interpreted that as mate,

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Speaker 1: here's your cousin no, it's not like. Sorry, and she

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Speaker 1: writes back and says, I'm good. She said, I'm good.

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Speaker 1: My cousin's good. She's here, she's here with a friend. Sorry, no, no,

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Speaker 1: keep the new a new message. Her friend is really nice.

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Speaker 1: New message and Swedish. Oh, new message, really hot? Whoa

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Speaker 1: new message? Whoa massive burbs? Whoa? Whoa? What am I

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Speaker 1: supposed to do? I'm going home this afternoon. She's staying

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Speaker 1: friend with large endowments. Hot, she says, very nice, very

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Speaker 1: very hot with big boobs, big Swedish meat balls. Now,

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Speaker 1: we shouldn't be disrespectful to bosoms. But your girl for

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Speaker 1: the your girlfriend's words, what do you mean? What should

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Speaker 1: you do? I think he is a big cool man.

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Speaker 1: How would you play it? How would you play it?

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Speaker 1: If you're going to go home? Now, I think I'm

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Speaker 1: know I'm going to be walking into that house. You know,

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Speaker 1: I'm a faster going to that gorge when scars they're

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Speaker 1: letting off those hyaenas. It's a trap, trap, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's a trap. It's faster, faster and your girlfriend is

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Speaker 1: scar and the Swedish girl is the Wilder Beast. And

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Speaker 1: save me. And that's why I'm going into state. Well,

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Speaker 1: that's just the way I'm doing it. I need to

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Speaker 1: faster o the gorge. Yeah, the Wilder Beast scenario which

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Speaker 1: please please give us called thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 1: How do you think I should play it? I'm going

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Speaker 1: the other hand, I would. I think it's an interesting

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Speaker 1: you when you introduce hot friends to your girlfriend? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So when you have to introduced me. For example, Okay,

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Speaker 1: Do you think I would say to you? I figured

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Speaker 1: You're cute, funny. I always get cute and funny. It's fair.

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Speaker 1: I know it's fair. I'm sick of it. And I

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Speaker 3: If i'd Legs, a very sexy male friend of ours

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Speaker 1: Legs is really sexy? Well, actually, Legs is a bad

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Speaker 1: He tried to have a crack at the same time

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Speaker 1: Yeah I had to take him out, but yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: fair enough? No one six five? Should you have to

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Speaker 1: tell your partner before you introduce them to a hot friend.

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Speaker 1: Why do we feel the need to because everyone does it.

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Speaker 1: I can't blain. I can't blame Sam in that example.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like there because and she's kind of saved

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Speaker 1: Swedish princess is there, the wild best, the world of best.

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Speaker 1: When she's there, I'm Sam knows that I am going

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Speaker 1: first by going I know she's hot, so don't give

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Speaker 1: And because she doesn't want to be in a situation

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Speaker 1: of going like, I'm okay with the fact that you

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Speaker 1: If I was in us a very sexy friend, I'd

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Speaker 1: be going, by the way, I know he's really sexy.

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Speaker 1: Let's just get that out there. Yes, I don't want

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Speaker 1: It's almost as if if they don't tell you, then

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Speaker 1: gorge scenario. That's right, because they're waiting for you to

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Speaker 1: look at them. Yes, that's exactly right, and they're gonna

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Speaker 1: right now on Will and Woody if you think you

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Speaker 1: before you introduce them. Well, more importantly, why do we

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Speaker 1: feel the need too. It's a really interesting philosophical question

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Speaker 1: because I do it. Until you brought this up, I

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Speaker 1: Courtney know, like, that's my good friend, by the way.

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Speaker 2: I'm going like, I know he's sexy, by the way,

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Speaker 1: Well, because I think you can't. You can't say to somebody.

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Speaker 1: You can't say to your partner, really, unless unless that's

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Speaker 1: going to bit icky without going, oh god, I'm really

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Speaker 1: attracted to your best friend. You can't, you can't. Definitely.

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Speaker 1: It's almost like it's almost like you need to do

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Speaker 1: You know he's hot. I've tabled it so it can't

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Speaker 1: I'm going home tonight, and she's told me that there's

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm going home to Australia. And you know, God,

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Speaker 1: God's beat. I think.

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Speaker 2: Pulling here, pulling, do you well, first of all, what

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Speaker 2: do you think Will should do in this situation?

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Speaker 5: Look, excuse upon.

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Speaker 6: This is a booby trap.

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Speaker 1: Very good, Pauline. If I could give you something, if

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Speaker 1: we had anything to give away, i'd give it to you.

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Speaker 1: That's great stuff. It is a dead said booby trap.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, no, be cool, be cool, be calm.

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Speaker 7: Look she's probably just looking out and she sent the text.

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Speaker 6: It's no big deal.

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Speaker 8: She's like, look, I know they're devil D's, they're looking great.

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Speaker 5: Move on.

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Speaker 1: She's saying, don't look. Is that what you're saying. She's like, look, no,

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Speaker 1: But you know, as soon as you start talking about

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Speaker 1: the blue whale, what are we all thinking about? Yeah? No,

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Speaker 1: exactly right, and you can't not look at you?

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Speaker 8: I mean exciting, but you just got to be calm,

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Speaker 5: I think Pauline told you it's a booby trap.

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Speaker 1: Pauline told me tap sorry Pauline again, I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to go thinking to myself it's a booby trap. Where

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Speaker 1: do you think I'm going to be looking at? Exactly

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Speaker 1: And you always do what you don't want to do.

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Speaker 1: Going It's like when someone tells you not to laugh,

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Speaker 1: you always laugh. You can't hold that in. Yes, I

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Speaker 1: mean I think you need to have a quick system.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. And am I going

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Speaker 1: to do that? I don't know your shoulder, No, don't

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Speaker 1: do that, No, mate, I almost I think I almost

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Speaker 1: think I need to avert the meeting. I think you're right.

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Speaker 1: I think I can't go home. Sorry, eternal lights flick

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Speaker 1: the electricity grid. All the lights cut out into darkness.

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Speaker 1: Aladdin Aladdin's given us a call. Aladden, hagun not to yourself.

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Speaker 1: You've been in this situation before, mate.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and it's definitely.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 4: But the thing is she's not looking. If you're going

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Speaker 4: to pay attention, it's how you look, how you talk,

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Speaker 4: So she's gonna mind to all these little things that

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Speaker 4: you do towards her. Yeah, hey, you're going home to

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Speaker 4: your girlfriend. So you do talk to this girl, but

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Speaker 4: I don't give it too much attention.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got to be a bit cold. I've got

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Speaker 1: to be a bit cold. Don't be rude. I don't, Aladdin,

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Speaker 1: he shouldn't be rude to the Swedish girl, because she

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Speaker 1: also seems very person about you.

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Speaker 4: You never be rity a guest. You treat them normal,

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Speaker 4: normal though, normal where we flirt with the men and whatnot.

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Speaker 9: You just normal gift.

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Speaker 1: So, Aladdin, if I can use you in a hypothetical situation,

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Speaker 1: I'm the Swedish girl, you come in, You're me, You

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Speaker 1: come into the house. I go, hey, Aladda, and how's

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Speaker 1: to people, aren't they? Okay? I walked up to you.

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Speaker 1: My name is Troy Wolf, Troy Wolf Wolf.

429
00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,359
Speaker 4: Actually nickname, but it's nothing to do with that.

430
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 1: What's the joke?

431
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:09,359
Speaker 9: What's the time?

432
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:10,360
Speaker 1: Mister Wall?

433
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 10: Damn it?

434
00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:16,920
Speaker 1: Good one? You got the what I make again? We

435
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 1: don't have any prices to give away, but good stuff.

436
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:19,119
Speaker 8: All right.

437
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,520
Speaker 1: We don't even have to justify that we don't got prizes.

438
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 1: We've never had prices. I feel like we have to

439
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,760
Speaker 1: because Rocky asked for one. Yes, now I feel bad Rocky,

440
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,959
Speaker 1: and we've had pants pulled down twice. We've got Sheridan here,

441
00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:35,000
Speaker 1: Sheridan Haygun. Hello, how are you good? Thank you Sheridan.

442
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,920
Speaker 1: This is a joke that's made about your first name, Sheridan. Sheridan.

443
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 1: Can can I have the pent? House Hart. Damn isn't

444
00:23:47,119 --> 00:23:51,000
Speaker 1: it like a Manchester stool that does Sheridan?

445
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,080
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you're Sheridan Sheridan.

446
00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 1: Oh what the bit's good?

447
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 7: In bed Sheridan.

448
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 9: It's like.

449
00:24:13,040 --> 00:24:14,480
Speaker 1: A pickup line someone's used before.

450
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 11: And yeah, it's quite often the old really.

451
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:19,840
Speaker 1: Cross sickening stuff.

452
00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:26,879
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah great, after five it's I'm I'm going to

453
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 12: show you ye first, joant me to say what it

454
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Speaker 12: is or we're leaving a bit of a mystery.

455
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:37,040
Speaker 1: Um yeah, maybe you can well give me a yes,

456
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:38,680
Speaker 1: I know mate, like that is you know what?

457
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 10: You know what?

458
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:40,840
Speaker 1: I'm just going to show you and then I'm going

459
00:24:40,920 --> 00:24:44,120
Speaker 1: to hear you react and then people I'll tell people

460
00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:47,560
Speaker 1: what it is. Does that seem fair? Yeah, it seems fair. Okay,

461
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,480
Speaker 1: I'm haby to do whatever, all right. Yeah, so I'm

462
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,119
Speaker 1: going to turn the screen around to you now, just

463
00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,720
Speaker 1: so you can see exactly what's going on. Wait a sec,

464
00:24:55,520 --> 00:24:59,600
Speaker 1: all right, here we go. You see that is the guy? No,

465
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: that's Chris Hemsworth. Oh yeah, god anything Worth? And you

466
00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:16,159
Speaker 1: see what he's doing? Oh my god, wow? He he

467
00:25:16,640 --> 00:25:21,120
Speaker 1: is just so impressive. How does he just keep getting

468
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:24,280
Speaker 1: better and better and better? Okay? He is just the coolest.

469
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: I need to let everybody in on the secret. Now,

470
00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: what you're about, what you want? What you want to google?

471
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 1: Is Thor takes his daughter surfing. It's Chris Hemsworth with

472
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Speaker 1: his little girl and I'm going to say is probably

473
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Speaker 1: under five. They go out surfing together, one surfboard. He

474
00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: surfs with her on his back. I'm curious. That is unbelievable.

475
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm curious as to does he paddle with her in

476
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 1: the back garp and then just gets ups and she

477
00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: just holds on for deal line. I want to buddy

478
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: hold on time. Wouldn't amazing stuff, isn't it? You've got

479
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:07,040
Speaker 1: four underneath you safe at shoulders in the world to

480
00:26:07,119 --> 00:26:11,200
Speaker 1: be the biggest I would love to ride for like

481
00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: down there? How much fun would it be riding well,

482
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 1: piggybacking on for as he surfed down like that? That's

483
00:26:18,119 --> 00:26:19,239
Speaker 1: just a bucket list, is it ever?

484
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 8: Yeah?

485
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: I think that's you know, it's funny. I showed a

486
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 1: few people on the team and it's just exactly the

487
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: same reaction, just particularly for the girls on the team.

488
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: It's just it doesn't get much sexier than that. I

489
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 1: saw a video of him recently where he's just he's

490
00:26:35,520 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 1: got he's skipping. He's just doing a skipping with his wife.

491
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:41,359
Speaker 1: His wife's on the other end and he's swaying his

492
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 1: hips and just skipping, skipping, and the little his little

493
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: girl is skipping. It's just wow, it's just amazing. It's

494
00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:47,120
Speaker 1: just sexy.

495
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:47,400
Speaker 5: Something.

496
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:51,879
Speaker 1: There's something really really sexy about a dad who is

497
00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 1: still really good looking, probably going to age really well.

498
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: He is aging aging beautifully and is still managed to

499
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: to keep his busy life going, be successful. Will then

500
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 1: be a family man and then surfing with your daughter

501
00:27:06,520 --> 00:27:08,560
Speaker 1: on your back? Yeah, he finds time to get to

502
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: Byron Bay to spend time with the family.

503
00:27:10,440 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 8: Yeah.

504
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: I want to know thirty one and six five because

505
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,879
Speaker 1: I think there's are great moments to celebrate and I

506
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 1: want to see if he can be beaten. Thirty one

507
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:28,639
Speaker 1: six five. What's the sexiest thing your man's done with

508
00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,320
Speaker 1: a child? Doesn't necessarily need to be with their kids.

509
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:36,200
Speaker 1: They might have got home after maybe they're a firefighter.

510
00:27:36,320 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 1: They got home, there was a blaze that they put out.

511
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,560
Speaker 1: They came home and they managed to cook dinner for

512
00:27:43,040 --> 00:27:45,440
Speaker 1: a dinner party, and it's just like God, it's just

513
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,560
Speaker 1: it's not necessarily sexy. It's just like you're just a

514
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:52,800
Speaker 1: complete package. Yeah, Like Chris Emsworth is the complete package

515
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,440
Speaker 1: right now. He is everything he is. Yeah, it's really

516
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 1: don't don't ever compare yourself to him, because you find

517
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 1: yourself in some hot water. Yeah, very fast. Yes, I

518
00:27:59,119 --> 00:28:01,880
Speaker 1: remember your girlfriend told me that the sexiest thing you've done,

519
00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 1: apparently was you were djying in BALI was an international gig,

520
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,360
Speaker 1: which is already bloody sexy, and you were.

521
00:28:09,359 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 2: DJing away and you walked away from the DJ decks

522
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 2: you went and ordered a cocktail. I don't know how

523
00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,359
Speaker 2: your time this, but you managed to like receive the

524
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 2: cocktail in your hand, spin on the spot, walk back

525
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 2: to the decks, and like you got back to the

526
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: decks and hit this button and a new song.

527
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 1: I've never seen anything more like it. Even I was wow,

528
00:28:35,440 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: blown away, But you remember that. I don't remember that,

529
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 1: but I'll take it. Yeah, thirty one sixty five. I

530
00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,760
Speaker 1: want to know right now, what's the sexiest thing you've

531
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,400
Speaker 1: seen a guy doing a feat? In a feat? I

532
00:28:48,440 --> 00:28:51,800
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about lap dances like as a

533
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,440
Speaker 1: feat as an achievement. In a moment, you were watching

534
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,320
Speaker 1: a bloke and they just did something like you were

535
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: like whow, And it's they're not trying to be sexy.

536
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: It's almost like accidental sex, seeing that it's just their job.

537
00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:07,640
Speaker 1: Or they just happen to be able to skateboard and

538
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: also be an epic chess player, and you know, just

539
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,240
Speaker 1: in a little package for us. If you can pull

540
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: that off, give us. My problem is that I'm always

541
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:20,440
Speaker 1: trying too hard, apparently, try so hard. Do what you

542
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:22,720
Speaker 1: need to do to watch this. Just do what you

543
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,960
Speaker 1: need to do. I don't care if you have to

544
00:29:24,000 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: pull over or cancel some Just tell someone you're going

545
00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:28,480
Speaker 1: to be a little bit late to the appointment they've

546
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 1: got on this afternoon, and they'll understand when you tell

547
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: them why you were late. Yeah they will, they will,

548
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: And then show them. There's a video on the internet

549
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,400
Speaker 1: of Chris Hemsworth going out to the surf in Byron Bay,

550
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,320
Speaker 1: I presume where he lives. He's got one board and

551
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 1: he's got his little girl with him, who looks she's

552
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: like less than five. Probably. He then proceeds to surf

553
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 1: waves with her on his back. Unintentional sexiness, in my opinion,

554
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: is the rarest and best sexiness. Yeah, I feel like

555
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,080
Speaker 1: when people get a sense that you're trying to to

556
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 1: be sexy, you just lose all of your sex. And

557
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:11,280
Speaker 1: he he's just it. It's the pinnacle. There's nothing older

558
00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:13,920
Speaker 1: than him on the planet, you know, like the full

559
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 1: package picture his wife on the beach right now, el

560
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:21,479
Speaker 1: El Elsa's on the beach, and you know what, think

561
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: what she thinks? She does? She does she acknowledge that

562
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:27,480
Speaker 1: is she like, I've cocked it. That's the game. I

563
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: won the game. If if picking if picking a partner

564
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,120
Speaker 1: is a game, she's won it. I think every day

565
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 1: she wakes up, she'd be when she rolls over and

566
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,719
Speaker 1: sees him. Yeah, she'd be abolutely stoked. But I think

567
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: it also goes the other way. Amazing actress. Actually, he

568
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 1: speaks very well as well about a number of so

569
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 1: thirty one six five, I want to try and put

570
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: ourselves in Elsa's shoes. I think this is you know,

571
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: I'm sure he's done some sexy things, but I think

572
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:54,800
Speaker 1: this is the sexiest thing I've seen Amanda intentionally, as

573
00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: he said, Riley thirty one and six five. And I

574
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,800
Speaker 1: like the fact this is about your partner, Riley, because

575
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,040
Speaker 1: I think it's it's it's good talking about this. What's

576
00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 1: the sexiest thing that your partner did.

577
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:05,520
Speaker 6: Well, we just bought a house, and I just I

578
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 6: walked in one day and he was out the back

579
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,280
Speaker 6: in his work shorts, timberland, topless, and he was just

580
00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 6: mowing the lawn. And I thought, I've hit the jackpot

581
00:31:12,320 --> 00:31:12,680
Speaker 6: with this one.

582
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: It's the whenever they're doing like a gardening or like construction,

583
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 2: anything with a top off, I feel like that is

584
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,080
Speaker 2: just it's just me.

585
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: And and obviously and then and Riley. If he was

586
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,520
Speaker 1: like trying to be sexy while doing it, that just

587
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 1: ruins it, doesn't it.

588
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 6: Oh No, he's given me a lot dance pony before

589
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:32,520
Speaker 6: and to this song.

590
00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: Well there you go. Okay, that just throws my theory

591
00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 1: out the window. But there you go. Shut off. Mowing

592
00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: is good, isn't it jargon? I'm not sure if you

593
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 1: got the rig for it as a friend. As a friend,

594
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: I'm just and you also just went. If you're in

595
00:31:49,680 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: the garden, you just look at the place. I will. Yeah,

596
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 1: it's like me in a laboratory or a doctor surgery.

597
00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 1: I mean, you're in a laboratory. If you're the one

598
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 1: being tested on, but not a sure scientist. Yeah yeah, yeah, no,

599
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: I stick to the kitchen, will that's it. That's it.

600
00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: You were in the kitchen on the other there and aprons,

601
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:10,200
Speaker 1: no pants or you know, hot Katie. Now under the apron, Katie,

602
00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: what's the sixtiest thing that your partner did? Mate?

603
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:19,800
Speaker 7: So, my husband, he's a hundred and one hundred kilo bodybelt,

604
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,880
Speaker 7: ice shaved head.

605
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:21,920
Speaker 5: And he came home.

606
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,120
Speaker 7: He picked up our tiny little chiae, put him in

607
00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 7: his arm, telled him like a baby, kissed him on

608
00:32:27,840 --> 00:32:30,360
Speaker 7: the set head, and said it's all right, Daddy's got you.

609
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: Oh dad, that is a tough tough guys doing sensitive

610
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: things is a real, it's a real Oh my god,

611
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 1: that's all ry, Katie. Let's just whine back to your husband,

612
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,840
Speaker 1: one hundred kilo bodybuilder. Yeah, he's a big boy.

613
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 7: He's a big boy.

614
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:56,680
Speaker 1: He's christ does he does he say Daddy's got you

615
00:32:56,760 --> 00:33:09,200
Speaker 1: when you cut a him? Or that afternoon astray a

616
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 1: little bit of time to go. I hope you had

617
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:14,800
Speaker 1: a wonderful week. The weekend is calling us, Friday is

618
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:16,320
Speaker 1: coming out around the corner. How are you doing, big boy?

619
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: I'm having a great time. You haven't had a red

620
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,280
Speaker 1: pool in a long time. They are they should not

621
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 1: be legal. I mean, I love them, I love them,

622
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 1: and I can I love them, but that is that's strong. Anyway,

623
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,320
Speaker 1: Let's go to a song and I'll try and cool off.

624
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 1: And she's the next song. Yeah, sure, man, this is

625
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:41,120
Speaker 1: jess my Boy's new banger, We Got Love, official song

626
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:41,920
Speaker 1: from Eurovision.

627
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 11: No no, you are looking at an early checkouts, the

628
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,360
Speaker 11: official song for the Eurovision Song Contest, which is actually

629
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 11: she's just bulted together for Eurovision, which is coming out.

630
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,960
Speaker 1: Said that, yeah, said that. Sorry, it's not from it.

631
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 1: Just play Wilbur how's this. There's a teacher. Now, I

632
00:34:06,720 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 1: don't know how I feel, but there's a teacher. It's

633
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:12,040
Speaker 1: school photo day. Never I know, school photo day day,

634
00:34:12,200 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: stressful day, really stressful day. Is from the teacher's perspective,

635
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:17,480
Speaker 1: they want all the kids to be looking pretty goddamn good,

636
00:34:17,880 --> 00:34:20,040
Speaker 1: you know, And from a kid's perspective, you're trying to

637
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,759
Speaker 1: look as funny as possible, and that causes a lot

638
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: of tension. So the kids come to school with a real,

639
00:34:26,520 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 1: real mop of a do. Yeah, it's shaggy, it's all

640
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,360
Speaker 1: over the place. I can't talk, so I've got dreadlocks.

641
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:34,840
Speaker 1: But you know, he's at a private school, so it

642
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Speaker 1: is to get that stuff in line, get it off

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Speaker 1: the collar.

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Speaker 2: So a teacher has decided that this kid's not doing

645
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Speaker 2: what he's what he's told him to do, which is obviously,

646
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Speaker 2: go and get a haircut mate before school photos.

647
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Speaker 1: He doesn't get the haircut, so the teacher actually cuts

648
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Speaker 1: his hair. Oh my god, whips the scissors out at school. Yeah,

649
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: at school, all the kids are watching, and you can't

650
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Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, cuts his hair now, horrible fence would

651
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,839
Speaker 1: you say, I don't think you can cut a kid's hair.

652
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Speaker 1: Don't get wrong, I think he deserves a bit of

653
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Speaker 1: a whack. But you're an horrible event. I think as

654
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,319
Speaker 1: soon as you're physically manhandling, like I imagine the kid

655
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Speaker 1: didn't want his hair cut, definitely don't necessarily, I don't

656
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Speaker 1: know the circumstances, but that means that you're involuntarily restraining

657
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Speaker 1: a child in some way to strength. When you put

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Speaker 1: it in the legal terms, I mean, that's just I mean,

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Speaker 1: that's I mean, as a teacher, i'd imagine that's probably,

660
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:34,319
Speaker 1: wouldn't you. That's that's crossing the liners. I personally, I mean,

661
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm a lenient bloke. But if I if someone sat

662
00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 1: you down while you were at school and chopped your hair,

663
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Speaker 1: I'd be angry about it. But I wouldn't expect that

664
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Speaker 1: teacher to get fired. But imagine if it was your kid. Again,

665
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Speaker 1: the teacher deserves a bit of a slap on the wrist,

666
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:51,680
Speaker 1: I reckon. But anyway, in this in this example, the

667
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Speaker 1: teacher has been fired. But here's the thing. He's gone

668
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Speaker 1: just a public shaving of his head in front of assembly.

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00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,640
Speaker 1: He should be given that option rather get full style

670
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,480
Speaker 1: punishment like Brusie Bogtrotter sort of thing, rather than a

671
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Speaker 1: big chocolate cake. It's just a bowful of hair and

672
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,600
Speaker 1: and the kid gets to do it. The kid gets

673
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Speaker 1: to shave your head in front of the kids, and

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Speaker 1: that yeah, well you know that could have been a

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Speaker 1: good shape for really good idea. Right Anyway, this school

676
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Speaker 1: didn't think of that. Their fighting his bang.

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Speaker 2: But here's the thing I think teachers, I'm trying to

678
00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 2: empathize with teachers here. Teachers when they get when you've

679
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:30,560
Speaker 2: got unruly kids, you might have a spat and do

680
00:36:30,719 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 2: something that you regret in the anger when the emotion

681
00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 2: gets the better of you, your your lash house.

682
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Speaker 1: And as a child, you you think that the teachers

683
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Speaker 1: have this invisible barrier which will stop them from doing things.

684
00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 1: But as you grow older and you get mates that

685
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: become teachers and stuff, you realize that they're people too,

686
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:55,560
Speaker 1: and they are very susceptible to cracking. Thirteen one six five.

687
00:36:57,160 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 1: I want to hear stories of these when the teachers

688
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: to lost it. Yeah a little bit, Yeah, done.

689
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,960
Speaker 2: Something over the top, and then usually what happens is

690
00:37:05,040 --> 00:37:07,840
Speaker 2: instant remorse from the teacher where they realized they've lost us.

691
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Speaker 1: Yeah, thirteen one oh sixty five. What did your teacher do?

692
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Speaker 1: I remember when I was in particular trouble with this teacher.

693
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Speaker 1: This is early on. I was I was a bad

694
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:18,480
Speaker 1: kid when I was very young, and I was just

695
00:37:18,600 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: being annoying whatever, talking a lot d and we were

696
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: playing sleeping lines, yeah, which is basically get out no

697
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: matter what you got it, dead fishes, just shut up.

698
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: Two hours of dead fish to finish the day until

699
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Speaker 1: school pick up, right, Yeah, three hours of sleeping line. No.

700
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,920
Speaker 1: My teacher was so angry at me that he didn't

701
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:51,319
Speaker 1: let me go to the toilet busting light, sleeping line

702
00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 1: or not sleep unless he goes to the toilet. And anyway,

703
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: I just wet myself. That was not my fault at all.

704
00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 1: And as soon as I started, yeah, he grabbed me

705
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,759
Speaker 1: and was dragging into the toilet and the Wii. It's

706
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: just gone. The remorse on his face though, Like I

707
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:12,239
Speaker 1: was trying to fun as you, but I've almost made

708
00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 1: this bloke busties. But any thirteen one oh six five

709
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:19,480
Speaker 1: what to do? So you were getting dragged down a corridor?

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Speaker 1: Six five? You teacher? How did they flip it? We'll

711
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Speaker 1: take it up next wood Trow taking course thirty one

712
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Speaker 1: oh six five, just before we get to fri ideas

713
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:36,440
Speaker 1: about when your teacher has flipped it.

714
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Speaker 2: They're humans, they lose their call and from my memory

715
00:38:40,239 --> 00:38:44,640
Speaker 2: as a student, they can get to breaking points, and

716
00:38:44,719 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 2: when they break and do something way too hectic, they

717
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,279
Speaker 2: it's a great moment because as a student you're like, yes,

718
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 2: we bloody got you today, and then you also see

719
00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:55,600
Speaker 2: that instant remorse on their face. I still remember when

720
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:58,880
Speaker 2: when the teacher I wasn't the bad person here, but

721
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Speaker 2: the teacher was getting partularly stuff one day and he

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Speaker 2: got the blackboard the duster which had the plastic on

723
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Speaker 2: the back, and he threw it and it shattered a

724
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Speaker 2: window in the in the corner.

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Speaker 1: And as soon as you do it with bloody gotcha. Yeah,

726
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Speaker 1: we own you now, and we love all the teachers,

727
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: of course, you know, we're empathizing, sympathizing, Sarah, what did

728
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,200
Speaker 1: your teacher do? So?

729
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 8: I was in year seven and we were particularly thorough

730
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Speaker 8: class and it was about four or five months into

731
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Speaker 8: the year and my German teacher, she obviously just reached

732
00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 8: the breaking point. And yeah, she picked up one of

733
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Speaker 8: the chairs and threw it through the classroom window, through

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Speaker 8: the window.

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Speaker 1: Through the window. I mean, I've had a teacher throw

736
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Speaker 1: a printer before across the room, but a chair through

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Speaker 1: a window.

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Speaker 4: Do they do?

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Speaker 1: They just walk out from there, Sarah, I mean once

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Speaker 1: you what did she she apologies eyes.

741
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Speaker 5: Well, we were all just kind of sitting there like, okay,

742
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Speaker 5: maybe we've pushed her too far, and she just kind

743
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Speaker 5: of stared at us, and yeah, and then she just

744
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Speaker 5: kind of walked out and we just like sat there

745
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:13,680
Speaker 5: for five minutes and then we all just left the

746
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Speaker 5: classroom because we were like, well, she's got from that

747
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Speaker 5: very period.

748
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Speaker 1: Yeah, period, I would say, you've won, you Joseph, Joseph,

749
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Speaker 1: what do your teach today?

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Speaker 9: So basically it was year nine history. Yeah, and we

751
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 9: were running an absolute mark.

752
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Speaker 8: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Ass, that's what happens in year nine history. I mean,

754
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 1: let's be honest that it never really runs according to plan,

755
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,040
Speaker 1: does it. I don't care when James Cook arrived.

756
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Speaker 9: Yeah, our teacher was losing his marbles. Basically at the

757
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Speaker 9: same time one of my best mates walking past, and

758
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Speaker 9: he's actually.

759
00:40:48,640 --> 00:40:49,320
Speaker 4: Pulling a face.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, and one thing let to another, and our

761
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Speaker 9: history teacher banged on the glass that fard.

762
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Speaker 4: It actually shattered the glass right.

763
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Speaker 9: Why we was walking past. The funniest thing about the

764
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:03,600
Speaker 9: whole story is he actually was bleeding from his hands

765
00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 9: and actually continued to actually come.

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Speaker 1: It's a pretty good intimidating It's an intimidating TAGI wow, Joseph.

767
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Speaker 1: A teacher, Ellie, Ellie, what did your teacher do? Uh?

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Speaker 6: So in my pea class, one of the kids was

769
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Speaker 6: being particularly rowdy at the back of the room and

770
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Speaker 6: the teacher had enough of it, and he pecked a

771
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Speaker 6: golf ball at his head. Oh that, like, you know,

772
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Speaker 6: full force. Luckily, the kids. You know, he ducked and

773
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Speaker 6: got out of the way just in time. Yes, like

774
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 6: a solid golf ball. And then after we were all

775
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,319
Speaker 6: just like what the hell and the teacher got up

776
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 6: and came and inspected the wall and there was a

777
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 6: proper big bench in the back. Yes correct, So he yes,

778
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,840
Speaker 6: then had to apologize to the kid. But luckily the

779
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Speaker 6: hit had reflexes get out of the waking time.

780
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,839
Speaker 1: I mean that that could have been picked a golf ball.

781
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: I mean, all the other ones are fair enough, but

782
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:13,839
Speaker 1: throwing a golf board a kid is buddy. It must

783
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:17,360
Speaker 1: have been one of those matrix dodges, though they can

784
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: go down in his core when he dodged a golf

785
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:23,839
Speaker 1: ball on the teacher. Yeah, maybe Friday. We do love

786
00:42:23,880 --> 00:42:26,160
Speaker 1: teachers as well on the show. Yeah, and you know

787
00:42:26,200 --> 00:42:27,960
Speaker 1: you don't any great job and respect them. Maybe just

788
00:42:28,080 --> 00:42:31,839
Speaker 1: put the golf ball down Friday subject somewhere them would

789
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,880
Speaker 1: it's a Friday. You might need a caval of dollars

790
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:40,400
Speaker 1: for a beer at the bar, so as Fridays no Fridays,

791
00:42:40,840 --> 00:42:42,799
Speaker 1: So this is really easy. You just you just call

792
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 1: us up thirteen one oh sixty five. You ask Will

793
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:48,520
Speaker 1: and I a question and it's a sort of question

794
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,520
Speaker 1: that Google can't answer. It's a bit of a bit

795
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,440
Speaker 1: of a I want. I was going to say rib

796
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 1: tickler there, but it's not a ribticler scratch. It's a

797
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,880
Speaker 1: head scratch out, that's what it is. And if you,

798
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:04,400
Speaker 1: you and I together can't come up for a logical explanation,

799
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,960
Speaker 1: I don't have a logical solution to your question. You

800
00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: go home with fifty bucks, fifty big ones, how about it?

801
00:43:13,880 --> 00:43:18,719
Speaker 1: And you know the exchange rate at the moment, it's

802
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:25,200
Speaker 1: like twenty well it's like twenty seven pounds. I think

803
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,480
Speaker 1: we're gonna sit with fifty dollars rather than twenty seven

804
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 1: pounds either way, six five, twenty five at the moment,

805
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,879
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, on this Friday in particular, it's hot.

806
00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: I got a question for you. Yeah, right right now.

807
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,560
Speaker 1: You know how general theory being that if you shave

808
00:43:44,719 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: something on your body it comes back as thick a hair. Incorrect,

809
00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:50,960
Speaker 1: But that's the general theory, right well, yeah, it's a

810
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,640
Speaker 1: theory that's been busted though. But anyway, going, okay, sorry,

811
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,840
Speaker 1: we don't know watch myth Busters. Most people assume I

812
00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:59,200
Speaker 1: know that's where we got it. You got as it's

813
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 1: so predictable of the show. You're twenty seven pounds. If

814
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: you shave something anybody, most people think it comes back denser, right,

815
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:10,839
Speaker 1: ignorant people, Why is it that when you shave your head, Yeah,

816
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: it doesn't come back thicker? Well proving I just proving

817
00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 1: what it might just prove you just you've proved my point,

818
00:44:22,640 --> 00:44:26,759
Speaker 1: So I win. So I no one, that's good for

819
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 1: everyone to know that.

820
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 7: There you go.

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Speaker 1: I also would say that of hair coming back twice

822
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Speaker 1: as thick or thicker is apparently incorrect. It is completely

823
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:36,640
Speaker 1: It's an optical illusion, is that right? Because you go

824
00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 1: to the comparison, you go for bald, and then the

825
00:44:39,120 --> 00:44:40,839
Speaker 1: hair comes back and it's like, well that was hairy

826
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:43,879
Speaker 1: then before it's like no, actually it wasn't. Yeah, there

827
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 1: you go. Right, you can stimulate other hair follicles though.

828
00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:48,320
Speaker 1: All right, well we're not going to go into that.

829
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: Thanks very much. We've already got an exchange rate from

830
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:53,759
Speaker 1: you this afternoon. But anyone who's fives Friday has got

831
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,800
Speaker 1: a question you want to fifty bucks, we can't answer it,

832
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 1: then no, we'll take the calls, but don't next no

833
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: Friday Woodrow a question that Google couldn't answer for you. Yep.

834
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Speaker 1: And if we can't give you a logical explanation or

835
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:11,239
Speaker 1: solution to your question, you win fifty bucks. Jamie's having

836
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:14,000
Speaker 1: a crack this afternoon. Hey, Jamie, haygown.

837
00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,439
Speaker 6: And how are you good?

838
00:45:16,560 --> 00:45:20,840
Speaker 1: Thank you? Jamie? Give us the question. We're ready. Okay.

839
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 8: So if there is a light in the fridge, how

840
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:26,720
Speaker 8: come there is a light in the freezer?

841
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,000
Speaker 1: A light in the fridge, isn't there? You've got a

842
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 1: shit fridge, mate, Jamie. Does it have something to do

843
00:45:36,040 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: with the actual light bulb and the temperature of the freezer?

844
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 8: No, so there's never a light in the freezer.

845
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: I agree. I don't think there's a light in the freezer.

846
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:49,120
Speaker 1: I my light, my freezer has a light. Well, sorry,

847
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 1: we can't all afford the top of the range fisher.

848
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: I don't have it. I don't have gum for Jamie. Jamie,

849
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:57,640
Speaker 1: I haven't got a light in my freezer. Okay, right, okay, right,

850
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,479
Speaker 1: So why wouldn't there be a lie? Are you saying

851
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 1: that there's a lot answer for this, Jamie, No, there isn't.

852
00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: That's what.

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00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:04,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

854
00:46:04,280 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: So she's challenging us to have logical answer and right

855
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: now where Buddy scrambling will I was just saying, I

856
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,640
Speaker 1: genuinely think that the well, first of all, Jamie, I

857
00:46:14,719 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 1: think you're generalizing with saying that they're not in all phrases.

858
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: What he's just proven that there is the light over

859
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,400
Speaker 1: here has a light in his freezer because he's got

860
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:24,840
Speaker 1: a good fraezer. But why aren't there lights in a

861
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,720
Speaker 1: lot of freezers? I would say, you know who who's

862
00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 1: going to the freezer after dark?

863
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:34,200
Speaker 13: That's a good I mean, now it helps people. Yeah, Jamie,

864
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:42,319
Speaker 13: fifty fifty bucks. Most people go to the freezer after dag.

865
00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:44,520
Speaker 8: I don't know.

866
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,359
Speaker 1: Maybe it's a money saving thing. It's true. She's right.

867
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,200
Speaker 1: I think in most engineeric freezes they don't have a

868
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 1: great question, jav what Fridays is all about? Steph? You've

869
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,759
Speaker 1: given us a ring, Steph. What's your question? Steph? Just

870
00:46:57,800 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 1: two secs? I think it could have been because if

871
00:47:00,239 --> 00:47:02,439
Speaker 1: a light in the freezer, the light will frost over.

872
00:47:03,160 --> 00:47:05,279
Speaker 1: You know, all the freezer walls frost over. Can invent

873
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 1: technology where you can anti frosting glass, but that's going

874
00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,160
Speaker 1: to be expensive. I think that's why. Anyway, she's got

875
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,200
Speaker 1: fifty bucks now and she's run away. Sorry staph forgot

876
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: you back here, Steph. What's your question? So the saying

877
00:47:19,239 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: is the best thing since slice bread?

878
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 7: My question is what is the best thing before slice bread?

879
00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:29,040
Speaker 1: Really? Buddy good questions? Stuff? I mean the wheel? I

880
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,600
Speaker 1: think my wheel is pretty good.

881
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 7: Fire.

882
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: I actually think that they were saying best thing since

883
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: the wheel? Do you reckon? There was the question is

884
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 1: do you think there was a there was a national

885
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 1: or world referendum when sliced bread came out, and the

886
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 1: referendum would have simply been is this better than the wheel?

887
00:47:46,920 --> 00:47:49,560
Speaker 1: Is as good as it gets? The thing my issue

888
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: with the best thing since sliced bread is that he

889
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 1: slice bread isn't really that good, although I think about it.

890
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: Think about all those those you know, peasants that were

891
00:47:58,280 --> 00:48:00,319
Speaker 1: trying to have a slice of bread and I didn't

892
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: know how to slice, like you had to eat a

893
00:48:01,680 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: whole loaf. So you're saying, but no, they didn't have

894
00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:05,520
Speaker 1: to eat whole over the time, but they would have

895
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:07,680
Speaker 1: Oh no, who might go, I want some bread on

896
00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,480
Speaker 1: toast breakfast. Oh god, I gotta hit the whole loaf again. No, no,

897
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 1: they would probably just rip a chunk off wouldn't they,

898
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:17,880
Speaker 1: which would when those people who had knives? But surely

899
00:48:17,960 --> 00:48:20,839
Speaker 1: like when did when? The question is would he? When

900
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: did slice bread come about? When someone sliced it? Evidently,

901
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:29,600
Speaker 1: but a stupid question. I mean, like time wise, I

902
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 1: mean you might know you can weigh in here stuff.

903
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,120
Speaker 1: When do you reckon? Slice bread was invented?

904
00:48:34,440 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 7: No idea?

905
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,360
Speaker 1: I'm going to say this century, you died this century? No,

906
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,560
Speaker 1: I agree, Okay, I've got it. Sorry, this century. So

907
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: then the seventeen hundred they weren't slast it, I've got it.

908
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:49,000
Speaker 1: Apparently a prototype for sliced bread was built in nineteen twelve,

909
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 1: but it wasn't until nineteen twenty eight that a dude

910
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 1: had a working, fully working slice bread. Makee Well, he

911
00:48:56,440 --> 00:49:01,520
Speaker 1: got through World War One without toast bread? What how

912
00:49:01,600 --> 00:49:05,880
Speaker 1: did we get tea with their like little clumps of bread? Oh? Yuck?

913
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:08,600
Speaker 1: And that's actually interesting, I reckon. There's a number of movies.

914
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, because they can still slice it with a knife. No, no, no, no, no,

915
00:49:11,560 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: they didn't know how, Sorry mate, you no, no, no, people,

916
00:49:18,800 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: I think people were cutting bread with knives. No, she's

917
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 1: doing when peoples on the business in lives bread, they

918
00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: mean the first guy. So the first guy to us

919
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:33,080
Speaker 1: a woman who went bang with a knife and went

920
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: you just you just chop it. No, you got fifty bucks.

921
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,279
Speaker 1: Step No, it's definitely I think the wheel was a

922
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:44,720
Speaker 1: good answer there. But the thing is Wardrow debate either way, excellent,

923
00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:48,800
Speaker 1: excellent debate. Absolutely, when people say the best things in

924
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 1: last bread, they're talking about a bag of sliced bread,

925
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 1: like when you go to Baker's Delight and you go

926
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: slice for toast or slice for sandwich, that sliced bread.

927
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,560
Speaker 1: People knew how to cut bread into a sli before

928
00:50:00,719 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: nineteen twelve. Disagree. They were taking chunks on, they were

929
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 1: ripping chunks off, and it was the worst breakfast ever.

930
00:50:06,800 --> 00:50:10,719
Speaker 1: So most people, most people were having cereal. That's why.

931
00:50:11,600 --> 00:50:14,160
Speaker 1: That's why milk. That's why there was more milk consumption

932
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:21,000
Speaker 1: in the early nineteenth century. And you should know that, Stephen. Stephen,

933
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:23,239
Speaker 1: do you think that people were cutting bread with a

934
00:50:23,280 --> 00:50:24,800
Speaker 1: knife before nineteen twelve?

935
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:28,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, people were cutting people's throats well before then.

936
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:32,680
Speaker 1: No, I didn't win, threw a morbid bastard. We're talking

937
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,920
Speaker 1: about the bread, talking.

938
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 9: About the practice, the practice or something before me anyway.

939
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:42,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, but my point is, Stephen, they knew what they

940
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,879
Speaker 1: knew how to cut a bread like they're cutting meat.

941
00:50:44,920 --> 00:50:50,280
Speaker 1: They're obviously cutting bread, right, yeah, yeah, thank you. Now,

942
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,120
Speaker 1: what's your question, Stephen. You've already given we're giving it

943
00:50:53,200 --> 00:50:55,080
Speaker 1: one hundred bucks day. The budget's been broken on it,

944
00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 1: so we've ever beat you.

945
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,840
Speaker 9: Well, I actually think you will beat me on the stories.

946
00:50:58,880 --> 00:51:00,360
Speaker 9: I think you're both very learned, gentleman.

947
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 13: My question is, if you got a.

948
00:51:03,840 --> 00:51:06,880
Speaker 9: Calculator nearby and a keyboard nearby, why are the numbers

949
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,360
Speaker 9: on a calculator upside down? In comparison to a keyboard

950
00:51:11,239 --> 00:51:13,720
Speaker 9: a computer keyboard, the numbers are reversed.

951
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, you're right. Hang on, No, I don't understand,

952
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 1: you know when you okay, well, i'll explain it to

953
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: your old slicy. So when you when you've got a keyboard, right,

954
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: and you've got a keypad on the right side of it, right,

955
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:29,000
Speaker 1: the numbers are the nines on the top right hand corner.

956
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 1: But on your phone or a calculator the nines on

957
00:51:32,120 --> 00:51:33,640
Speaker 1: the bottom right hand corner. I reckon.

958
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:36,200
Speaker 2: This was a direct move by Gatesy to try and

959
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:39,279
Speaker 2: take over get a monopoly on the calculator.

960
00:51:39,320 --> 00:51:43,200
Speaker 1: Game, We'll get a monopoly on the you know, figuring

961
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 1: out sums game. So he went, you know what I'm

962
00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,759
Speaker 1: going to do. I'm going to flip the flip the

963
00:51:47,840 --> 00:51:51,920
Speaker 1: number numberboard around and then everyone who was buying calculators

964
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,400
Speaker 1: will go, well, that's confusing. He was hoping to just

965
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: eliminate that flipping the numbers on a keypad. Yes, similar

966
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: to Apple refuse to put a headphone jack on their phones. Correct,

967
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:10,759
Speaker 1: it's a good answer, Sorry, Steven, that's a really good

968
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,360
Speaker 1: That is a rip of a question. Yeah, that is

969
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: a very good question. I have no idea. I have

970
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,160
Speaker 1: no idea, but it's so treated, isn't You know? What's

971
00:52:18,160 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: really interesting about that, though, is the is that you

972
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:27,080
Speaker 1: don't realize that you're changing that it's changed. No, but

973
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:30,720
Speaker 1: you can use both of them flawlessly. Yeah, well not everyone.

974
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:33,000
Speaker 1: Well if I said to you, what letter? What what number?

975
00:52:33,640 --> 00:52:36,000
Speaker 1: What letter? Sorry? Does the number nine equate to on

976
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 1: a phone? What what letters are they hang on? Just

977
00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: figure that w X y Z. Well there you go

978
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: answered it for me. I thought, you know, I was

979
00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:53,800
Speaker 1: trying to prove five, five, six, seven, I mean no

980
00:52:53,960 --> 00:53:02,200
Speaker 1: middle j K L. So clearly, not everyone knows the

981
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,759
Speaker 1: end of the week. I hope you guys have had

982
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,799
Speaker 1: a ripper of a week and enjoyed the show. We've

983
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,439
Speaker 1: had a good time. We've had a very good time.

984
00:53:08,760 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 1: So it's time to end that good time and push

985
00:53:11,280 --> 00:53:21,680
Speaker 1: each other's buttons. Nothing better than ending the week with

986
00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,719
Speaker 1: your best mate by really trying to annoy them, and

987
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:28,839
Speaker 1: hopefully we just don't talk on the weekend. We annoy

988
00:53:28,880 --> 00:53:30,360
Speaker 1: each other so much, that's it. Do you want to

989
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:36,839
Speaker 1: go first, Sure, I can have it. Hit me. I'm

990
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 1: just gonna put you in a bad mood. Try good luck.

991
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,160
Speaker 1: You're gonna put you in a bad murd good luck.

992
00:53:41,640 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 1: My brain is a vice. I don't know why. No

993
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:53,760
Speaker 1: one's difficult the advice, it's like a lock. It's an event.

994
00:53:54,000 --> 00:54:03,320
Speaker 1: I mean, it's a volt. It's a not advice or event,

995
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 1: it's a volt. So good luck getting in there. Is

996
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:08,759
Speaker 1: that what you're trying to say, because they're getting in there.

997
00:54:09,280 --> 00:54:17,800
Speaker 1: That's what I was going for. Okay, you go to

998
00:54:18,080 --> 00:54:24,800
Speaker 1: order sushi, oh yeah, and then you mistake what you

999
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:30,799
Speaker 1: thought was seaweed on the outside for black rice. Yes,

1000
00:54:32,160 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 1: it's topical. It's topical. I did it today. Who puts

1001
00:54:35,320 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: rice on the outside of a sushi rod. It's stupid.

1002
00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:40,080
Speaker 1: It's just the stupidest thing. It's so impractical. Your hands

1003
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 1: get sticky. Rice goes everywhere. It's stupid. It wasn't sushi

1004
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,960
Speaker 1: sushi sushi. I should point out they would never they

1005
00:54:46,960 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 1: would never do it to us. They only do it

1006
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,160
Speaker 1: on the small ones, which is beautiful when you do

1007
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:52,080
Speaker 1: it on the small ones. Hand roll. No, you mean

1008
00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: when they've got a yeah, no, no, this more one

1009
00:54:54,200 --> 00:54:57,600
Speaker 1: is fine. This is a hand roll with not having

1010
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,520
Speaker 1: a thing. I think we've covered out basics, all right,

1011
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:04,000
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, when you are at the gate

1012
00:55:04,080 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: for your flight and the person says a boarding now,

1013
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:13,680
Speaker 1: and then because they're like a twelve year old bus boy,

1014
00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 1: oh they were boarding now, everyone hump up like read it,

1015
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 1: read all about it. When they say you're boarding now, yes,

1016
00:55:25,560 --> 00:55:27,480
Speaker 1: and then everyone gets up and stands in the queue

1017
00:55:27,520 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: and you find yourself in that Q standing up waiting

1018
00:55:31,680 --> 00:55:34,480
Speaker 1: for the because because the guys I don't do that.

1019
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:39,320
Speaker 1: Yeah you did it today. I wasn't that annoyed about it.

1020
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 1: Yes you would, No, I.

1021
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 8: Wasn't.

1022
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:50,360
Speaker 1: I just standing sorry outside Rice, man, I know what

1023
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 1: what does what does annoy me is that people get

1024
00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,439
Speaker 1: up and stand up so early for it, and there's

1025
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,920
Speaker 1: a big Q out the door for it. But you

1026
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:01,520
Speaker 1: didn't say that. You said and you'll you find yourself

1027
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,160
Speaker 1: in the que and I just don't find myself there.

1028
00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:06,000
Speaker 1: I sit down because I have an allocated seat. You

1029
00:56:06,040 --> 00:56:09,640
Speaker 1: found yourself. It makes sense to just wait to go

1030
00:56:10,960 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 1: this afternoon. Anyway, we're gonna get out of here. You

1031
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: can get the podcast on our Facebook page or our

1032
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:18,560
Speaker 1: Instagram a story. You can go and check that out

1033
00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:21,680
Speaker 1: for some light listening over the weekend. Otherwise you might

1034
00:56:21,719 --> 00:56:24,000
Speaker 1: hear us again during the Carl and Jack you Are

1035
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 1: Hour of Power. Next week, don't forget the big, big

1036
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,200
Speaker 1: campaign kicks off. We are looking to try and get

1037
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:34,080
Speaker 1: a sushi roll in sushi sushi stores. Yes, we have

1038
00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:37,160
Speaker 1: been engineering it crafting it over the last week or so.

1039
00:56:38,200 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: Hopefully we can announce to you what the name of

1040
00:56:40,800 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: that sushi roll is on Monday, so that you guys

1041
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,760
Speaker 1: can get it in your mounds, get it around your friends,

1042
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 1: and just enjoy what's a big moment for us, but

1043
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: it's not lost away yet. Join the journey next week

1044
00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:53,680
Speaker 1: on willing Woody from Monday we'll see it for it's

1045
00:56:53,719 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 1: a fresh way to drives home with Will and Woody.