WEBVTT - FULL: The Joke Interpreter 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:07.360 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast Showtime. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.480 This is really is he really isn't it. 0:00:18.280 --> 0:00:19.920 There's no hack guy at the circus. 0:00:21.400 --> 0:00:24.919 Hands off, Russell Hobbs, Christian O'Connell show, Gold. 0:00:26.560 --> 0:00:29.280 Come on in, Patsy, Come on in, Jackie Boy to 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:30.400 see you guys. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:34.320 Patsy, your love. What Jad did yesterday? You're journey in parenthood. 0:00:34.320 --> 0:00:36.360 You'll find that you're in the part of parents in 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:38.640 the early sort of years where it's an endless scenes, 0:00:39.600 --> 0:00:42.040 sort of bits of first. There's lots and lots of first, 0:00:42.040 --> 0:00:44.280 and then when you get to, like my part of it, 0:00:44.280 --> 0:00:46.239 when they're sixteen and eighteen, it's suddenly a lot of 0:00:46.280 --> 0:00:49.120 last and then first. But you did an amazing thing yesterday, 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.680 suns out. What do you do now? Your boys won? 0:00:51.880 --> 0:00:57.400 We blew up our first ever kiddie pool. He loved it. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:01:00.360 Yeah, he loved that as a kid, to seen him 0:01:00.360 --> 0:01:03.360 playing in paddling pools. That was like the summer was 0:01:03.400 --> 0:01:05.120 in the UK and you do only have that paddling 0:01:05.120 --> 0:01:07.840 pull out for a day because the summerers were not 0:01:08.200 --> 0:01:10.120 were not long. So I spent grew up a lot 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.280 of time in freezing cold, tepid pools. 0:01:12.360 --> 0:01:14.680 Our Australian summers. How I remember it is we'd fill 0:01:14.720 --> 0:01:16.480 it up at the start of summer and then it 0:01:16.480 --> 0:01:20.720 would slowly get sticky inns. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:22.800 The grass that gets in there and stays in there, 0:01:22.880 --> 0:01:24.320 is that that sort of film as well? 0:01:24.640 --> 0:01:26.280 I guess the bacteria that you get. You don't know 0:01:26.319 --> 0:01:27.959 chlorin in there. It's just hose water. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:30.080 Did you also do like the slipping slide as well? 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:34.840 No, one thing at a time, And I. 0:01:34.880 --> 0:01:37.160 Meant for you, you've got to show him, show him 0:01:37.160 --> 0:01:39.640 what he can upgrade to in the next couple of years. 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:42.520 Is that slipping slide? The slipping side into the pool. 0:01:42.640 --> 0:01:44.679 I haven't even been in the KIDDI paol myself yet. 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:49.280 What do you like? A lifeguard sat there going on. 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.279 The outside supervising of course. 0:01:52.600 --> 0:01:56.240 Fatty, how was your days? Got excited about a lunchtime invitation? 0:01:56.680 --> 0:01:57.200 Ah? 0:01:57.840 --> 0:02:01.600 This this is key to once you're fifty, you know 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:04.360 you're getting old. Is when you get an invitation like 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:07.280 we did yesterday to a friend's fiftieth to a very 0:02:07.360 --> 0:02:11.360 nice venue and we were like punching our fists in 0:02:11.400 --> 0:02:14.440 the air because it's a lunchtime date. It's not in 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:18.840 an evening dinner and we're like, yes, that means and 0:02:18.880 --> 0:02:21.400 it's in winter, that means we get home in time 0:02:21.440 --> 0:02:23.720 for Netflix, and jarmis. 0:02:23.760 --> 0:02:28.800 That's the over fiftiest Netflix Netflix, and. 0:02:30.440 --> 0:02:31.480 We were so excited. 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:34.040 My god, lunchtime birth. Is that the phase of life 0:02:34.080 --> 0:02:35.840 that I'm heading to with fifty Yeah? 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:37.760 I think this is going to be like a new thing. 0:02:38.080 --> 0:02:40.800 Is everyone's having lunchtime dudes with suit which suits me? 0:02:41.480 --> 0:02:42.240 Getting up at the hour? 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:44.519 Idem would you guys rather do have a good long 0:02:44.639 --> 0:02:45.960 lunch or dinner with friends? 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.640 No? No long either, no long dinners. 0:02:50.440 --> 0:02:51.360 Let me just adjust my. 0:02:53.600 --> 0:02:55.280 Definitely, you are so. 0:02:55.040 --> 0:02:58.480 Social when you like mankind. What would you rather? What 0:02:58.520 --> 0:03:00.480 would you prefer? Long lunch or dinner? 0:03:00.560 --> 0:03:05.160 Definitely, long lunch, far more enjoyable. It's not the pressure 0:03:05.200 --> 0:03:07.920 of oh god, it's eight o'clock. I'm actually because you know, 0:03:07.960 --> 0:03:11.000 when you're seasoned like us to getting up early, your 0:03:11.000 --> 0:03:13.400 body clock doesn't know it's the weekend. It's like, hey, 0:03:13.440 --> 0:03:15.600 it's eight o'clock. We should be going a bit soon. 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.000 Yeah, And I love that feeling sometimes when you see, 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:23.519 oh it's caught to fivebounces after still cut, still got 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:26.440 it well? Suddenly when it's like four or five hours 0:03:26.440 --> 0:03:29.079 into a dinner on that you really are trying to 0:03:29.080 --> 0:03:31.400 eat that yawn, you know when you're pushing it. Yeah, well, 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:33.200 someone's going on and telling you that story about the 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:35.160 third time. I think, when when can we go? 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:38.240 Now he's been even saying the term four hour dinner. 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.280 It scares the hell on me. You went to dinner 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:42.600 by myself last night, twenty four minutes. I was there. 0:03:43.520 --> 0:03:45.720 Yeah, I loved it. Dinneral lunch myself. 0:03:45.960 --> 0:03:47.160 It's awesome on my own. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.080 I'm so yes, Yeah, I'm going to a preview tonight 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.320 John went four and my I told my wife yesterday 0:03:52.360 --> 0:03:54.280 I said, he I'm not here tomorrow night, and so 0:03:54.320 --> 0:03:55.840 I'm going to go and see John went four. Sure, 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:57.640 Oh great, who are you going with it? By myself? 0:03:58.320 --> 0:03:59.280 Don't you want to take anywhere? 0:03:59.360 --> 0:03:59.440 Like? 0:03:59.520 --> 0:04:02.000 No, you can have dinner before, but myself watch a 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:05.400 movie by myself? Is that I cannot wait. This isn't 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:08.120 deck mind the of date night, it's actually just by myself. 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:11.520 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.440 That's he just talking about the joy of invited to 0:04:13.520 --> 0:04:17.039 a birthday party that is at lunchtime. Reminds me of 0:04:17.040 --> 0:04:20.680 this recent clip from a great actress, Jamie Lee Curtis. 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.320 I've long thought the rock and roll band should do matinators, 0:04:24.680 --> 0:04:26.320 especially if you look at the average age now and 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:27.920 gig fans. You go to see some of the food 0:04:27.920 --> 0:04:31.240 Fighters or Billy Joel a lunchtime show, more than one 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.640 in the evening, cheap on babysitting as well. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:36.360 I am gonna just say this now as a taunt 0:04:36.920 --> 0:04:42.719 and as a suggestion, you too, do a matinee. Cold Play, 0:04:43.320 --> 0:04:47.839 do a matinee? What about a twelve noon concert? Cold Play? 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:54.200 What about it? Bruce Springsteen do a matinee. Why wouldn't 0:04:54.279 --> 0:04:57.880 you let me come see you, Bruce Springsteen in your 0:04:57.960 --> 0:05:02.479 glory days, pun and tended, and do it at noon 0:05:02.720 --> 0:05:05.560 or one o'clock, two o'clock. I will come and hear 0:05:05.640 --> 0:05:09.040 your five hour concert, Bruce at two o'clock, and I'm 0:05:09.040 --> 0:05:10.880 gonna be horming in bed by seven thirty. 0:05:11.000 --> 0:05:12.880 See that's why it's worse than Jamie Lee Curtis. 0:05:12.920 --> 0:05:13.000 There. 0:05:13.040 --> 0:05:14.240 I think that's an awesome idea. 0:05:14.320 --> 0:05:17.240 This year we should put on a matinee festival. Yes, 0:05:17.720 --> 0:05:19.960 for everybody who can make a twelve pm show. 0:05:20.040 --> 0:05:22.120 Do you think there are any shows at the Melbourne 0:05:22.160 --> 0:05:25.159 Comedy Festival. That are matinee shows a lunch done. They 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:27.719 all start in the night time. What did we like 0:05:27.800 --> 0:05:30.239 to try and do? Stand up like midday in the sun? 0:05:30.320 --> 0:05:34.480 In the sun, whose eyes blinking? Yeah, I can't see 0:05:34.480 --> 0:05:37.520 that working. But the matinee four music shows. Let's definitely 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:43.599 do a matinee show this year. Definitely. How does anyone 0:05:43.640 --> 0:05:45.520 just get more excited about going to see something in 0:05:45.520 --> 0:05:46.240 the middle of the day. 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:48.640 Yes, you'll be home. 0:05:50.160 --> 0:05:53.239 Tucked up all right. Time waster extra time. It's about 0:05:53.240 --> 0:05:59.040 a celebrity in a movie. Let's start easy. The Lionel 0:05:59.200 --> 0:06:01.120 Richie King, The Lionel. 0:06:00.960 --> 0:06:03.280 Richie King, Silver plus. 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:10.760 One for the kids. Drake's on a plane, Yeah with 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:17.640 the youth, Watch Out o World, Titanic Cave, Titanic Cave 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:24.160 bronze silver, Stevie Wonder Woman, Yeah, Stevie Wonder Woman. 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:26.160 That's a gold and. 0:06:26.640 --> 0:06:31.159 Driving Miss Jay z Oh rising. 0:06:31.480 --> 0:06:34.000 The kids against that's right gold. 0:06:33.960 --> 0:06:35.919 Alright, Jackie boy, what have you got? Then? Put a 0:06:35.960 --> 0:06:39.800 celebrity in a movie fifty cent of a woman come 0:06:39.839 --> 0:06:44.400 back a few years or jack He's still win Dug club? 0:06:45.520 --> 0:06:46.920 What's some dropping Drake. 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.400 Ben Afshrek. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:57.039 It's rarely makes me laugh. That is at first, like 0:06:57.080 --> 0:06:58.720 I said, you know, that's gold. 0:06:58.480 --> 0:07:05.080 Plus The Wolf of Robert wall Street and the Perks 0:07:05.080 --> 0:07:08.400 of being a Wallburg Very good, Silver Plus. 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.680 Christian O'Connell's show podcast. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:14.960 Ty Waste Extra Time, Put a celebrity in a movie? 0:07:15.440 --> 0:07:18.240 Text it over to four seven five three one o 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:21.760 four three. Jack gets you are gold. You get a 0:07:21.840 --> 0:07:25.640 chowpen this morning and here asking you to put a 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:30.000 celebrity in a movie. Jack, you're ready to mark, Let's 0:07:30.080 --> 0:07:34.040 do it. Jim Owen G. Jim Owen G. 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:36.760 Wow. Hard to beat that. Gold plus. 0:07:36.760 --> 0:07:39.160 That is a strong start from John this morning. Good 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.240 morning John, Bob Finn. 0:07:41.360 --> 0:07:42.160 That's very good. 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:44.760 Jim Owen G is very very very good. It feels 0:07:44.800 --> 0:07:47.520 like a Jim Owen title of a show and a joke. 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:53.880 The Wizard of Ozias Born Gold also good. Wow, this 0:07:53.960 --> 0:07:55.760 is a very good. Jake Scott, we brought a tim 0:07:55.840 --> 0:07:59.600 Zoo Oh God, huge fire the weekend. Why don't Jake 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:04.440 and Mel to them? Sally Field of Dreams, Silver, Grand 0:08:04.480 --> 0:08:12.720 Tarantino Silver, Petrina Jones's Diary Gold, Everything about It Gold, 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:19.680 Rose Berne after reading Silver Plus, finding Simo Gold ferries 0:08:19.720 --> 0:08:27.240 Buner's David Hasselhoff Silver Puff Daddy Daycare. God, what a 0:08:27.280 --> 0:08:31.640 concept make the movie. I know what you did, Donna 0:08:31.720 --> 0:08:35.719 Summer Gold. That's very smart word. I'm Marty, the sly 0:08:36.000 --> 0:08:36.760 that shacked me. 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:46.439 Sil Where the set it? My friend Bronze, this guy. 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:49.319 Cavity can shut as attack. You got that one just 0:08:49.480 --> 0:08:51.440 to know and you say. 0:08:52.640 --> 0:08:54.040 The joke interpreter. 0:08:55.400 --> 0:09:01.240 And Scotty Bob hawk down Prime Minister Bronze. You didn't 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:02.720 have to stretch for that one. He likes. Somebody has 0:09:02.720 --> 0:09:03.240 to stretch of it. 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.959 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:07.920 Do you open any of the posts that comes into 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:08.360 your house? 0:09:08.600 --> 0:09:08.840 Yeah? 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.160 Do you know what I mean? Never opened a bit 0:09:11.160 --> 0:09:15.600 of post. I got married twenty five ago. I don 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:17.440 only open any I just leave it. When I opened 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:18.680 the letter, What's I see? If it's any of my 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:20.559 Amazon deliveries and the rest of those sort of bills 0:09:20.600 --> 0:09:22.760 and stuff like that, I close it back up. My 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:24.520 wife will go through and look at that and let 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.960 me know if there's anything get urgent that. 0:09:26.040 --> 0:09:27.120 What are you in charge with that? 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:27.400 Home? 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:32.040 You put the bins out, put them out last night. 0:09:32.160 --> 0:09:35.200 It's very very well done, very well done, but anyway 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:36.960 I was. I thought I had an Amazon package right 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.600 arrive on on Monday. I opened it up and it 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:42.040 was addrussed to me, but it was not for me. 0:09:42.559 --> 0:09:44.480 I opened something up. There were two of these things, right, 0:09:44.520 --> 0:09:45.640 and I looked at them for a while. I think, 0:09:45.640 --> 0:09:48.640 and I've got absolutely no idea what these are for. 0:09:48.720 --> 0:09:51.959 It's obviously I'm guessing just by the way they're put together. 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.520 This is designed for people that are of a certain 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:58.480 age to make life easier. But I was staring at 0:09:58.520 --> 0:10:01.120 them for a solid five ten minutes. I had no 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:03.679 idea what these two things were to. My wife came 0:10:03.720 --> 0:10:05.760 back and I said, what are these for? She showed 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:09.120 me that is genius. I brought them in this morning. 0:10:09.280 --> 0:10:11.319 I'll get to show Jack and Patsy in a minute 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:13.040 if you go online to you the next five minutes. 0:10:13.080 --> 0:10:14.920 I put it up on Instagram before they can see it. 0:10:15.000 --> 0:10:17.360 Under Facebook as well, if you look for the Christian 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:19.560 O'Connell show, you try and guess what those are for. 0:10:20.000 --> 0:10:22.680 The Christian O'Connell show podcast all. 0:10:22.640 --> 0:10:25.520 Right on Facebook page and on Instagram as well. There 0:10:25.559 --> 0:10:28.000 are now as a photo of what I opened on 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:31.000 Monday in the post addressed to me but clearly not 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.840 for me. I had to wait ten minutes till my 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.080 wife came back to tell me what these were for. 0:10:36.520 --> 0:10:37.800 What do you think that is? 0:10:37.840 --> 0:10:39.599 Okay, I'm seeing it for the first time. It is 0:10:39.640 --> 0:10:42.319 a big piece of plastic. It looks like a wedge. 0:10:43.160 --> 0:10:44.400 I know exactly what that did? 0:10:44.480 --> 0:10:46.079 You really do you patch? You're kidding? 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:48.360 It looks like something you'd find it a swimming pool, 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.080 like aid swimming. 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.400 It's like, yeah, it's a weird a wedge, it says 0:10:53.400 --> 0:10:55.400 someone that needs to be west of solid pool. 0:10:55.440 --> 0:10:58.120 Then in type flipper. 0:10:58.280 --> 0:11:01.600 Yeah, funny, you say, tucked in, PATSI what am I 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:04.360 holding here? That is like a wedge with a handle. 0:11:04.559 --> 0:11:06.960 And what you use that for, I believe is to 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:09.400 shove up under your mattress to make it easier to 0:11:09.440 --> 0:11:10.560 tuck your sheets underus. 0:11:11.840 --> 0:11:15.120 Wow, Sarah's seventeen nine year old mom has broken her arm, 0:11:15.400 --> 0:11:17.960 and obviously you know it's there's a lot of things 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:21.319 you can't do. This is for. So I said to say, 0:11:21.360 --> 0:11:23.280 well on your Mumay needs one of them, because you 0:11:23.360 --> 0:11:25.200 just you tuck this intle bed, then you tout the sheet. 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.480 So we now have this. I made the bed yesterday 0:11:27.520 --> 0:11:29.600 with this thing. Life is a lot easy really. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.120 Oh yeah, but it's not that difficult as a tool. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.400 No no, no, you're shiving. But what you do is 0:11:35.440 --> 0:11:37.960 it gets a bit baggy. You know, it's a sag. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:39.880 If you walk around, you can't be bothered over the years. 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:42.120 That's right. This stops that. You just shove it in 0:11:42.200 --> 0:11:47.880 and it's tight corners. Yeah, yeah, honestly check them out. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.040 That is good. I think it's called a mattress lifter. 0:11:50.320 --> 0:11:52.520 What is Sara though for your mother and lawa is 0:11:52.600 --> 0:11:54.720 she's broken her arm and instead of you going around 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:57.480 and changing her sheets for her, you've bought this wedge around. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:12:00.720 Yeah, look you do you don't just need just haven't broken. 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:05.320 Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:08.640 Are on the subjects of the bed sheets. Do you 0:12:08.679 --> 0:12:12.120 guys like you get into bed right? It feels like 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:14.280 you're getting into a Sanya with a lot of sheets. 0:12:14.440 --> 0:12:18.280 She's going on and you're the meat because they get 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:20.319 in that bed and I only really want a relationship 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.079 with the doner I've got. Who is this other fellow 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:28.360 now's in the bed with me? That strangetra get out 0:12:28.360 --> 0:12:28.760 of the bed. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:31.600 Yeah, I had that's anytime I'm in a hotel. That's 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:32.760 just want to get rid of the media. 0:12:32.880 --> 0:12:36.920 Yeah, we sacked itd We just have the doner. 0:12:37.400 --> 0:12:39.640 That's what you need. What is the point of that 0:12:39.679 --> 0:12:42.760 You don't have it in England's unique to be mean. 0:12:42.840 --> 0:12:45.440 My wife loves it, so she just wraps herself in 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:47.680 sort of my donator bit of it like a it's 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:49.320 like a shroud or a cocoon, but. 0:12:49.360 --> 0:12:50.600 Then still has the doner on top. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:53.040 Yes, yes, like a little mummy in there. 0:12:53.240 --> 0:12:55.719 In summer, this is what my parents said. What it's 0:12:55.760 --> 0:12:57.839 good for is in summer you can kick the doner 0:12:57.880 --> 0:12:59.520 off and just have the flat sheet over you. 0:13:00.080 --> 0:13:03.200 What is labourn in beds? 0:13:05.080 --> 0:13:08.079 That flat sheet is over thick of it getting tangled around. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:09.520 My ang's it? 0:13:09.679 --> 0:13:12.080 Yes, looking at your device, the big handle with the 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.559 birds bacon it that pushes the mattress sheet under. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:15.600 Isn't it. 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:18.480 Basically what I need help with is when you put 0:13:18.520 --> 0:13:21.840 the dona inside the douner cover, getting it to all 0:13:21.960 --> 0:13:26.679 four corners evenly, because what will happen is it bunches. 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:29.120 Like a sock dust around the hills. Sometimes it all 0:13:29.160 --> 0:13:30.080 gets bunchy. 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.240 Yes, and then somebody gets a flimsy side of just 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.040 essentially Duna cover and the other one. 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:35.440 Horrible is that the gap in there? 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:36.920 How do you get it to all ledges? 0:13:37.080 --> 0:13:37.560 What do you do? 0:13:37.640 --> 0:13:39.400 Clips? You can buy clips for it. 0:13:39.840 --> 0:13:42.199 What do you mean, well, especially. 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:44.800 Snow on the inside of the cover to hold your doner. 0:13:45.120 --> 0:13:47.360 You know what you need here is the hardest the 0:13:47.400 --> 0:13:49.280 power of magnets. 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:51.080 Yes, you know what. 0:13:51.120 --> 0:13:53.199 You just chuck it in and the magnet will find 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.080 its other bit of the magnet. What's called the banget bakes, 0:13:56.160 --> 0:13:57.520 is it or it goes? 0:13:57.679 --> 0:14:00.520 So they just go, so you'd have it's on the 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:01.280 edge of your Donner. 0:14:01.440 --> 0:14:03.920 Yeah, and you throw it into These will be like 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:08.000 ramped up turbo magnets, right, and then it will then 0:14:08.240 --> 0:14:10.559 the magnet will find its way to its metallic mate 0:14:10.679 --> 0:14:12.439 and then and they just like mush each other, so 0:14:12.440 --> 0:14:12.880 it will just go. 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:16.080 Then it'll be perfectly set inside the Donner cover and 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:17.680 it will act as a weighted blanket. 0:14:17.840 --> 0:14:25.120 Yes, actually sorry, got one four three he was inside words. 0:14:25.200 --> 0:14:28.120 We've just been waes. 0:14:28.200 --> 0:14:32.600 Next on shock Tags See Your Suckers The Christian O'Connell 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:33.640 show podcast. 0:14:34.000 --> 0:14:36.800 Now it feels like a new Netflix show. This isn't it. 0:14:36.920 --> 0:14:41.000 Rio's move took a day off last week to move house. 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:42.760 I think he's just about to ask if he can 0:14:42.800 --> 0:14:45.840 have another one off now for someone coming around to 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:47.440 will mount his TV. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:49.920 Also, did you notice he came back from the long weekend, 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:54.360 which is traditionally a relaxing weekend. I've been unpacking boxes 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:55.840 old week. It wasn't a rest for me. 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.000 It wasn't a risk. How much actually have gone back 0:15:01.080 --> 0:15:01.600 from all. 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:04.920 The We've seen the signs of that Playboy match and 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:10.400 he've moved into it's tiny suitcase in a half a 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:14.960 little field mouse will have more Stuart Little, Yes, it's 0:15:15.000 --> 0:15:17.040 just like a little home low. What do you go 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:18.560 with that stick in a brindle on the back? 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.120 Someone just lost the invit to the rooftop pool? 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:29.920 Fair all right? So what happened with the warm mounted TV? 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:31.720 This is quite a saga. 0:15:31.880 --> 0:15:35.120 Well, yes, yes, I did need to get a TV 0:15:35.480 --> 0:15:38.800 warm mounted in my room because I got a big 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:41.560 TV and I am not capable of doing it myself. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:43.240 I have their life skills, fair enough. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:47.240 And the guy that came over I actually had to 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:52.400 end up hiding in the study nook because he terrified me. 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:57.320 What do you mean? Just the presence is very gruff. 0:15:57.720 --> 0:15:58.320 I would say. 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.440 At one point I tried to like maybe soften the 0:16:01.440 --> 0:16:03.360 interactions earlier, I said, oh, can I get you a 0:16:03.440 --> 0:16:04.240 glass of watering here? 0:16:04.960 --> 0:16:06.200 And I just waved his hand. 0:16:07.080 --> 0:16:10.920 The masters it was you didn't bother rembrand, ask you 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:18.920 want some light cordio your dacon war you know what 0:16:19.080 --> 0:16:19.480 it is. 0:16:19.840 --> 0:16:22.520 And then I got the wrong warm mount or something. 0:16:22.520 --> 0:16:25.240 It wasn't strong enough, and he looked at me and 0:16:25.440 --> 0:16:26.840 looked at the warm at anuin. 0:16:27.200 --> 0:16:29.280 Silly, silly, silly. 0:16:29.080 --> 0:16:34.120 Sly more manufacturer, no no to me for getting the 0:16:34.240 --> 0:16:35.160 wrong warm mount. 0:16:35.520 --> 0:16:37.680 Surely warm mounts a warm mount do you get? 0:16:37.280 --> 0:16:39.880 It was strong and not strong enough or something like that. 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:42.600 I did get a TV that's far too big for 0:16:42.880 --> 0:16:46.480 the apartment apartments, very small, what do you get? 0:16:46.480 --> 0:16:47.440 Then a four dollar. 0:16:47.320 --> 0:16:51.040 Warm mount from came out the kids section edged of 0:16:51.120 --> 0:16:54.640 a little vanity mirror in the bathroom, my little mirror. 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:57.520 And then it ended up being by the time he left, 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:02.080 it was more. It wasn't centered where I wanted it 0:17:02.120 --> 0:17:02.520 was centered. 0:17:02.520 --> 0:17:04.840 Probably he'd put it somewhere was her headdress. 0:17:05.760 --> 0:17:08.359 I wanted a meter left of where I wanted. 0:17:08.480 --> 0:17:10.520 That's a big discription a small wall. 0:17:11.000 --> 0:17:14.240 So then I posted again didn't you see him but 0:17:14.320 --> 0:17:16.200 before he was about to drill the hole in the 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:17.920 wall and go, hey, can we get it in the center. 0:17:18.119 --> 0:17:20.280 I am probably partially responsible. When he said do you 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:22.040 want to hear? I was like, yeah, that looks about right. 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:23.359 But then I didn't account for this. 0:17:24.760 --> 0:17:28.480 That's you. Now you've got to say exactly. I asked 0:17:28.520 --> 0:17:29.639 him to hold it up. 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.960 Yeah, no, I take I take partial responsibility. I thought like, 0:17:33.080 --> 0:17:34.920 as a novice, maybe you could map it out a 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.560 bit more for me, but fair enough. Then I posted 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:41.080 again because I was like, well I didn't really necessarily know. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:43.080 So you now sat back in the study nook. 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:45.280 Yeah, well no, by this time he's now left. 0:17:45.359 --> 0:17:47.840 I was just like, and now, so you came came 0:17:47.920 --> 0:17:52.120 out of the study norse he left, and then obviously 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:54.200 a weird energy that I'm sitting in. So I'm like, 0:17:54.840 --> 0:17:57.040 I need this TV where I want. I don't want 0:17:57.080 --> 0:18:01.879 to have an uncentered TV. So reposted a task and 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.960 as soon as that went up, I got a message 0:18:05.280 --> 0:18:08.920 from him saying like I saw your rad like you 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:19.199 and and then I had to sort of make up 0:18:19.240 --> 0:18:21.080 this like elaborate web of lies. 0:18:21.240 --> 0:18:21.879 Oh no, it's not you. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:24.439 And then I need someone, you know why I couldn't 0:18:24.440 --> 0:18:26.919 get just him to cut simply come back and get. 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:30.919 It from the study. 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:35.160 And then I because like assigned to this new person 0:18:35.359 --> 0:18:37.840 on air tasker. And then they started fighting. 0:18:37.880 --> 0:18:40.520 I didn't know that. There's like, do they know each other? 0:18:40.680 --> 0:18:46.280 Yes, there's like so they're going off in the comment 0:18:46.359 --> 0:18:47.800 section of your post. 0:18:47.680 --> 0:18:49.920 Yes, and indirectly through me, they're like, oh, did you 0:18:50.440 --> 0:18:53.360 use x is why talking to you? He always does 0:18:53.440 --> 0:18:55.879 dodgy jobs And I was like, no, he's kissing it 0:18:55.960 --> 0:18:58.120 picking at my jobs, and I'm stuck in the middle. 0:18:58.119 --> 0:18:58.879 I'm just innocent. 0:18:59.600 --> 0:19:04.080 Didn't just regulations and a royal commission ll mountains union 0:19:04.200 --> 0:19:04.640 And I can. 0:19:04.600 --> 0:19:07.280 Even feel your hesitation of telling the stories if the 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:12.160 installer might heard. 0:19:11.359 --> 0:19:14.480 Before Handria was agreeing some guidelines and coats of practices 0:19:14.520 --> 0:19:18.119 going we went for the story. But you got my number. 0:19:18.560 --> 0:19:20.680 Yeah, I said, can I say it's a ceiling fair? 0:19:20.720 --> 0:19:22.560 And then you said your warm. 0:19:26.359 --> 0:19:31.200 Cares about a ceiling anyway. 0:19:31.240 --> 0:19:35.879