Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast Showtime.
Speaker 2: This is really is he really isn't it.
Speaker 3: There's no hack guy at the circus.
Speaker 4: Hands off, Russell Hobbs, Christian O'Connell show, Gold.
Speaker 3: Come on in, Patsy, Come on in, Jackie Boy to
Speaker 3: see you guys.
Speaker 4: Patsy, your love. What Jad did yesterday? You're journey in parenthood.
Speaker 4: You'll find that you're in the part of parents in
Speaker 4: the early sort of years where it's an endless scenes,
Speaker 4: sort of bits of first. There's lots and lots of first,
Speaker 4: and then when you get to, like my part of it,
Speaker 4: when they're sixteen and eighteen, it's suddenly a lot of
Speaker 4: last and then first. But you did an amazing thing yesterday,
Speaker 4: suns out. What do you do now? Your boys won?
Speaker 3: We blew up our first ever kiddie pool. He loved it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he loved that as a kid, to seen him
Speaker 4: playing in paddling pools. That was like the summer was
Speaker 4: in the UK and you do only have that paddling
Speaker 4: pull out for a day because the summerers were not
Speaker 4: were not long. So I spent grew up a lot
Speaker 4: of time in freezing cold, tepid pools.
Speaker 3: Our Australian summers. How I remember it is we'd fill
Speaker 3: it up at the start of summer and then it
Speaker 3: would slowly get sticky inns.
Speaker 4: The grass that gets in there and stays in there,
Speaker 4: is that that sort of film as well?
Speaker 3: I guess the bacteria that you get. You don't know
Speaker 3: chlorin in there. It's just hose water.
Speaker 4: Did you also do like the slipping slide as well?
Speaker 3: No, one thing at a time, And I.
Speaker 4: Meant for you, you've got to show him, show him
Speaker 4: what he can upgrade to in the next couple of years.
Speaker 4: Is that slipping slide? The slipping side into the pool.
Speaker 3: I haven't even been in the KIDDI paol myself yet.
Speaker 4: What do you like? A lifeguard sat there going on.
Speaker 3: The outside supervising of course.
Speaker 4: Fatty, how was your days? Got excited about a lunchtime invitation?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 2: This this is key to once you're fifty, you know
Speaker 2: you're getting old. Is when you get an invitation like
Speaker 2: we did yesterday to a friend's fiftieth to a very
Speaker 2: nice venue and we were like punching our fists in
Speaker 2: the air because it's a lunchtime date. It's not in
Speaker 2: an evening dinner and we're like, yes, that means and
Speaker 2: it's in winter, that means we get home in time
Speaker 2: for Netflix, and jarmis.
Speaker 3: That's the over fiftiest Netflix Netflix, and.
Speaker 6: We were so excited.
Speaker 4: My god, lunchtime birth. Is that the phase of life
Speaker 4: that I'm heading to with fifty Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think this is going to be like a new thing.
Speaker 2: Is everyone's having lunchtime dudes with suit which suits me?
Speaker 2: Getting up at the hour?
Speaker 4: Idem would you guys rather do have a good long
Speaker 4: lunch or dinner with friends?
Speaker 3: No? No long either, no long dinners.
Speaker 4: Let me just adjust my.
Speaker 3: Definitely, you are so.
Speaker 4: Social when you like mankind. What would you rather? What
Speaker 4: would you prefer? Long lunch or dinner?
Speaker 2: Definitely, long lunch, far more enjoyable. It's not the pressure
Speaker 2: of oh god, it's eight o'clock. I'm actually because you know,
Speaker 2: when you're seasoned like us to getting up early, your
Speaker 2: body clock doesn't know it's the weekend. It's like, hey,
Speaker 2: it's eight o'clock. We should be going a bit soon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I love that feeling sometimes when you see,
Speaker 4: oh it's caught to fivebounces after still cut, still got
Speaker 4: it well? Suddenly when it's like four or five hours
Speaker 4: into a dinner on that you really are trying to
Speaker 4: eat that yawn, you know when you're pushing it. Yeah, well,
Speaker 4: someone's going on and telling you that story about the
Speaker 4: third time. I think, when when can we go?
Speaker 3: Now he's been even saying the term four hour dinner.
Speaker 3: It scares the hell on me. You went to dinner
Speaker 3: by myself last night, twenty four minutes. I was there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I loved it. Dinneral lunch myself.
Speaker 3: It's awesome on my own.
Speaker 4: I'm so yes, Yeah, I'm going to a preview tonight
Speaker 4: John went four and my I told my wife yesterday
Speaker 4: I said, he I'm not here tomorrow night, and so
Speaker 4: I'm going to go and see John went four. Sure,
Speaker 4: Oh great, who are you going with it? By myself?
Speaker 4: Don't you want to take anywhere?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: No, you can have dinner before, but myself watch a
Speaker 4: movie by myself? Is that I cannot wait. This isn't
Speaker 4: deck mind the of date night, it's actually just by myself.
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Speaker 4: That's he just talking about the joy of invited to
Speaker 4: a birthday party that is at lunchtime. Reminds me of
Speaker 4: this recent clip from a great actress, Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker 4: I've long thought the rock and roll band should do matinators,
Speaker 4: especially if you look at the average age now and
Speaker 4: gig fans. You go to see some of the food
Speaker 4: Fighters or Billy Joel a lunchtime show, more than one
Speaker 4: in the evening, cheap on babysitting as well.
Speaker 5: I am gonna just say this now as a taunt
Speaker 5: and as a suggestion, you too, do a matinee. Cold Play,
Speaker 5: do a matinee? What about a twelve noon concert? Cold Play?
Speaker 5: What about it? Bruce Springsteen do a matinee. Why wouldn't
Speaker 5: you let me come see you, Bruce Springsteen in your
Speaker 5: glory days, pun and tended, and do it at noon
Speaker 5: or one o'clock, two o'clock. I will come and hear
Speaker 5: your five hour concert, Bruce at two o'clock, and I'm
Speaker 5: gonna be horming in bed by seven thirty.
Speaker 4: See that's why it's worse than Jamie Lee Curtis.
Speaker 7: There.
Speaker 4: I think that's an awesome idea.
Speaker 3: This year we should put on a matinee festival. Yes,
Speaker 3: for everybody who can make a twelve pm show.
Speaker 4: Do you think there are any shows at the Melbourne
Speaker 4: Comedy Festival. That are matinee shows a lunch done. They
Speaker 4: all start in the night time. What did we like
Speaker 4: to try and do? Stand up like midday in the sun?
Speaker 4: In the sun, whose eyes blinking? Yeah, I can't see
Speaker 4: that working. But the matinee four music shows. Let's definitely
Speaker 4: do a matinee show this year. Definitely. How does anyone
Speaker 4: just get more excited about going to see something in
Speaker 4: the middle of the day.
Speaker 3: Yes, you'll be home.
Speaker 4: Tucked up all right. Time waster extra time. It's about
Speaker 4: a celebrity in a movie. Let's start easy. The Lionel
Speaker 4: Richie King, The Lionel.
Speaker 3: Richie King, Silver plus.
Speaker 4: One for the kids. Drake's on a plane, Yeah with
Speaker 4: the youth, Watch Out o World, Titanic Cave, Titanic Cave
Speaker 4: bronze silver, Stevie Wonder Woman, Yeah, Stevie Wonder Woman.
Speaker 3: That's a gold and.
Speaker 4: Driving Miss Jay z Oh rising.
Speaker 3: The kids against that's right gold.
Speaker 4: Alright, Jackie boy, what have you got? Then? Put a
Speaker 4: celebrity in a movie fifty cent of a woman come
Speaker 4: back a few years or jack He's still win Dug club?
Speaker 4: What's some dropping Drake.
Speaker 3: Ben Afshrek.
Speaker 4: It's rarely makes me laugh. That is at first, like
Speaker 4: I said, you know, that's gold.
Speaker 3: Plus The Wolf of Robert wall Street and the Perks
Speaker 3: of being a Wallburg Very good, Silver Plus.
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Speaker 4: Ty Waste Extra Time, Put a celebrity in a movie?
Speaker 4: Text it over to four seven five three one o
Speaker 4: four three. Jack gets you are gold. You get a
Speaker 4: chowpen this morning and here asking you to put a
Speaker 4: celebrity in a movie. Jack, you're ready to mark, Let's
Speaker 4: do it. Jim Owen G. Jim Owen G.
Speaker 3: Wow. Hard to beat that. Gold plus.
Speaker 4: That is a strong start from John this morning. Good
Speaker 4: morning John, Bob Finn.
Speaker 3: That's very good.
Speaker 4: Jim Owen G is very very very good. It feels
Speaker 4: like a Jim Owen title of a show and a joke.
Speaker 4: The Wizard of Ozias Born Gold also good. Wow, this
Speaker 4: is a very good. Jake Scott, we brought a tim
Speaker 4: Zoo Oh God, huge fire the weekend. Why don't Jake
Speaker 4: and Mel to them? Sally Field of Dreams, Silver, Grand
Speaker 4: Tarantino Silver, Petrina Jones's Diary Gold, Everything about It Gold,
Speaker 4: Rose Berne after reading Silver Plus, finding Simo Gold ferries
Speaker 4: Buner's David Hasselhoff Silver Puff Daddy Daycare. God, what a
Speaker 4: concept make the movie. I know what you did, Donna
Speaker 4: Summer Gold. That's very smart word. I'm Marty, the sly
Speaker 4: that shacked me.
Speaker 3: Sil Where the set it? My friend Bronze, this guy.
Speaker 4: Cavity can shut as attack. You got that one just
Speaker 4: to know and you say.
Speaker 3: The joke interpreter.
Speaker 4: And Scotty Bob hawk down Prime Minister Bronze. You didn't
Speaker 4: have to stretch for that one. He likes. Somebody has
Speaker 4: to stretch of it.
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Speaker 4: Do you open any of the posts that comes into
Speaker 4: your house?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? Never opened a bit
Speaker 4: of post. I got married twenty five ago. I don
Speaker 4: only open any I just leave it. When I opened
Speaker 4: the letter, What's I see? If it's any of my
Speaker 4: Amazon deliveries and the rest of those sort of bills
Speaker 4: and stuff like that, I close it back up. My
Speaker 4: wife will go through and look at that and let
Speaker 4: me know if there's anything get urgent that.
Speaker 3: What are you in charge with that?
Speaker 7: Home?
Speaker 4: You put the bins out, put them out last night.
Speaker 4: It's very very well done, very well done, but anyway
Speaker 4: I was. I thought I had an Amazon package right
Speaker 4: arrive on on Monday. I opened it up and it
Speaker 4: was addrussed to me, but it was not for me.
Speaker 4: I opened something up. There were two of these things, right,
Speaker 4: and I looked at them for a while. I think,
Speaker 4: and I've got absolutely no idea what these are for.
Speaker 4: It's obviously I'm guessing just by the way they're put together.
Speaker 4: This is designed for people that are of a certain
Speaker 4: age to make life easier. But I was staring at
Speaker 4: them for a solid five ten minutes. I had no
Speaker 4: idea what these two things were to. My wife came
Speaker 4: back and I said, what are these for? She showed
Speaker 4: me that is genius. I brought them in this morning.
Speaker 4: I'll get to show Jack and Patsy in a minute
Speaker 4: if you go online to you the next five minutes.
Speaker 4: I put it up on Instagram before they can see it.
Speaker 4: Under Facebook as well, if you look for the Christian
Speaker 4: O'Connell show, you try and guess what those are for.
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Speaker 4: Right on Facebook page and on Instagram as well. There
Speaker 4: are now as a photo of what I opened on
Speaker 4: Monday in the post addressed to me but clearly not
Speaker 4: for me. I had to wait ten minutes till my
Speaker 4: wife came back to tell me what these were for.
Speaker 4: What do you think that is?
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm seeing it for the first time. It is
Speaker 3: a big piece of plastic. It looks like a wedge.
Speaker 3: I know exactly what that did?
Speaker 4: You really do you patch? You're kidding?
Speaker 3: It looks like something you'd find it a swimming pool,
Speaker 3: like aid swimming.
Speaker 4: It's like, yeah, it's a weird a wedge, it says
Speaker 4: someone that needs to be west of solid pool.
Speaker 3: Then in type flipper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, funny, you say, tucked in, PATSI what am I
Speaker 2: holding here? That is like a wedge with a handle.
Speaker 2: And what you use that for, I believe is to
Speaker 2: shove up under your mattress to make it easier to
Speaker 2: tuck your sheets underus.
Speaker 4: Wow, Sarah's seventeen nine year old mom has broken her arm,
Speaker 4: and obviously you know it's there's a lot of things
Speaker 4: you can't do. This is for. So I said to say,
Speaker 4: well on your Mumay needs one of them, because you
Speaker 4: just you tuck this intle bed, then you tout the sheet.
Speaker 4: So we now have this. I made the bed yesterday
Speaker 4: with this thing. Life is a lot easy really.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but it's not that difficult as a tool.
Speaker 4: No no, no, you're shiving. But what you do is
Speaker 4: it gets a bit baggy. You know, it's a sag.
Speaker 4: If you walk around, you can't be bothered over the years.
Speaker 4: That's right. This stops that. You just shove it in
Speaker 4: and it's tight corners. Yeah, yeah, honestly check them out.
Speaker 4: That is good. I think it's called a mattress lifter.
Speaker 3: What is Sara though for your mother and lawa is
Speaker 3: she's broken her arm and instead of you going around
Speaker 3: and changing her sheets for her, you've bought this wedge around.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look you do you don't just need just haven't broken.
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Speaker 4: Are on the subjects of the bed sheets. Do you
Speaker 4: guys like you get into bed right? It feels like
Speaker 4: you're getting into a Sanya with a lot of sheets.
Speaker 4: She's going on and you're the meat because they get
Speaker 4: in that bed and I only really want a relationship
Speaker 4: with the doner I've got. Who is this other fellow
Speaker 4: now's in the bed with me? That strangetra get out
Speaker 4: of the bed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had that's anytime I'm in a hotel. That's
Speaker 3: just want to get rid of the media.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we sacked itd We just have the doner.
Speaker 4: That's what you need. What is the point of that
Speaker 4: You don't have it in England's unique to be mean.
Speaker 4: My wife loves it, so she just wraps herself in
Speaker 4: sort of my donator bit of it like a it's
Speaker 4: like a shroud or a cocoon, but.
Speaker 3: Then still has the doner on top.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, like a little mummy in there.
Speaker 3: In summer, this is what my parents said. What it's
Speaker 3: good for is in summer you can kick the doner
Speaker 3: off and just have the flat sheet over you.
Speaker 4: What is labourn in beds?
Speaker 2: That flat sheet is over thick of it getting tangled around.
Speaker 4: My ang's it?
Speaker 3: Yes, looking at your device, the big handle with the
Speaker 3: birds bacon it that pushes the mattress sheet under.
Speaker 4: Isn't it.
Speaker 3: Basically what I need help with is when you put
Speaker 3: the dona inside the douner cover, getting it to all
Speaker 3: four corners evenly, because what will happen is it bunches.
Speaker 4: Like a sock dust around the hills. Sometimes it all
Speaker 4: gets bunchy.
Speaker 3: Yes, and then somebody gets a flimsy side of just
Speaker 3: essentially Duna cover and the other one.
Speaker 4: Horrible is that the gap in there?
Speaker 3: How do you get it to all ledges?
Speaker 4: What do you do?
Speaker 2: Clips? You can buy clips for it.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, well, especially.
Speaker 2: Snow on the inside of the cover to hold your doner.
Speaker 4: You know what you need here is the hardest the
Speaker 4: power of magnets.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what.
Speaker 4: You just chuck it in and the magnet will find
Speaker 4: its other bit of the magnet. What's called the banget bakes,
Speaker 4: is it or it goes?
Speaker 3: So they just go, so you'd have it's on the
Speaker 3: edge of your Donner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you throw it into These will be like
Speaker 4: ramped up turbo magnets, right, and then it will then
Speaker 4: the magnet will find its way to its metallic mate
Speaker 4: and then and they just like mush each other, so
Speaker 4: it will just go.
Speaker 3: Then it'll be perfectly set inside the Donner cover and
Speaker 3: it will act as a weighted blanket.
Speaker 4: Yes, actually sorry, got one four three he was inside words.
Speaker 3: We've just been waes.
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Speaker 4: Now it feels like a new Netflix show. This isn't it.
Speaker 4: Rio's move took a day off last week to move house.
Speaker 4: I think he's just about to ask if he can
Speaker 4: have another one off now for someone coming around to
Speaker 4: will mount his TV.
Speaker 3: Also, did you notice he came back from the long weekend,
Speaker 3: which is traditionally a relaxing weekend. I've been unpacking boxes
Speaker 3: old week. It wasn't a rest for me.
Speaker 6: It wasn't a risk. How much actually have gone back
Speaker 6: from all.
Speaker 4: The We've seen the signs of that Playboy match and
Speaker 4: he've moved into it's tiny suitcase in a half a
Speaker 4: little field mouse will have more Stuart Little, Yes, it's
Speaker 4: just like a little home low. What do you go
Speaker 4: with that stick in a brindle on the back?
Speaker 6: Someone just lost the invit to the rooftop pool?
Speaker 4: Fair all right? So what happened with the warm mounted TV?
Speaker 4: This is quite a saga.
Speaker 8: Well, yes, yes, I did need to get a TV
Speaker 8: warm mounted in my room because I got a big
Speaker 8: TV and I am not capable of doing it myself.
Speaker 6: I have their life skills, fair enough.
Speaker 8: And the guy that came over I actually had to
Speaker 8: end up hiding in the study nook because he terrified me.
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Just the presence is very gruff.
Speaker 3: I would say.
Speaker 8: At one point I tried to like maybe soften the
Speaker 8: interactions earlier, I said, oh, can I get you a
Speaker 8: glass of watering here?
Speaker 6: And I just waved his hand.
Speaker 4: The masters it was you didn't bother rembrand, ask you
Speaker 4: want some light cordio your dacon war you know what
Speaker 4: it is.
Speaker 8: And then I got the wrong warm mount or something.
Speaker 8: It wasn't strong enough, and he looked at me and
Speaker 8: looked at the warm at anuin.
Speaker 3: Silly, silly, silly.
Speaker 8: Sly more manufacturer, no no to me for getting the
Speaker 8: wrong warm mount.
Speaker 4: Surely warm mounts a warm mount do you get?
Speaker 6: It was strong and not strong enough or something like that.
Speaker 8: I did get a TV that's far too big for
Speaker 8: the apartment apartments, very small, what do you get?
Speaker 3: Then a four dollar.
Speaker 4: Warm mount from came out the kids section edged of
Speaker 4: a little vanity mirror in the bathroom, my little mirror.
Speaker 8: And then it ended up being by the time he left,
Speaker 8: it was more. It wasn't centered where I wanted it
Speaker 8: was centered.
Speaker 4: Probably he'd put it somewhere was her headdress.
Speaker 6: I wanted a meter left of where I wanted.
Speaker 4: That's a big discription a small wall.
Speaker 3: So then I posted again didn't you see him but
Speaker 3: before he was about to drill the hole in the
Speaker 3: wall and go, hey, can we get it in the center.
Speaker 3: I am probably partially responsible. When he said do you
Speaker 3: want to hear? I was like, yeah, that looks about right.
Speaker 3: But then I didn't account for this.
Speaker 4: That's you. Now you've got to say exactly. I asked
Speaker 4: him to hold it up.
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I take I take partial responsibility. I thought like,
Speaker 8: as a novice, maybe you could map it out a
Speaker 8: bit more for me, but fair enough. Then I posted
Speaker 8: again because I was like, well I didn't really necessarily know.
Speaker 4: So you now sat back in the study nook.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well no, by this time he's now left.
Speaker 8: I was just like, and now, so you came came
Speaker 8: out of the study norse he left, and then obviously
Speaker 8: a weird energy that I'm sitting in. So I'm like,
Speaker 8: I need this TV where I want. I don't want
Speaker 8: to have an uncentered TV. So reposted a task and
Speaker 8: as soon as that went up, I got a message
Speaker 8: from him saying like I saw your rad like you
Speaker 8: and and then I had to sort of make up
Speaker 8: this like elaborate web of lies.
Speaker 6: Oh no, it's not you.
Speaker 8: And then I need someone, you know why I couldn't
Speaker 8: get just him to cut simply come back and get.
Speaker 4: It from the study.
Speaker 8: And then I because like assigned to this new person
Speaker 8: on air tasker. And then they started fighting.
Speaker 4: I didn't know that. There's like, do they know each other?
Speaker 3: Yes, there's like so they're going off in the comment
Speaker 3: section of your post.
Speaker 8: Yes, and indirectly through me, they're like, oh, did you
Speaker 8: use x is why talking to you? He always does
Speaker 8: dodgy jobs And I was like, no, he's kissing it
Speaker 8: picking at my jobs, and I'm stuck in the middle.
Speaker 6: I'm just innocent.
Speaker 4: Didn't just regulations and a royal commission ll mountains union
Speaker 4: And I can.
Speaker 3: Even feel your hesitation of telling the stories if the
Speaker 3: installer might heard.
Speaker 4: Before Handria was agreeing some guidelines and coats of practices
Speaker 4: going we went for the story. But you got my number.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I said, can I say it's a ceiling fair?
Speaker 6: And then you said your warm.
Speaker 4: Cares about a ceiling anyway.
Speaker 6: My hands are sweaty now even I can't repost it
Speaker 6: now because he'll see that I can No, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 6: you don't know it now.
Speaker 3: To the left.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna have to watch it uncented TV for
Speaker 6: the rest.
Speaker 3: Of my life.
Speaker 4: Surely there will be someone listening right now that wants
Speaker 4: to go into Rio's place about three minutes walk from
Speaker 4: here and un installed the warm mountain and then move
Speaker 4: a meter to the middle, and then what are you
Speaker 4: going to do with the gaping holes?
Speaker 3: And also patch up the hold of the first installer.
Speaker 3: It's actually a harder job. It is the worst job.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need to pro. You need a pro. Sorry
Speaker 4: for the ceiling fans.
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Speaker 4: Right now, though, there are oney thirty five suburbs here
Speaker 4: in Melbourne, and we're going to speak to somebody from
Speaker 4: every one of those suburbs, and we also ask you
Speaker 4: just tell us one thing about your suburb. And we
Speaker 4: haven't done this in a couple of weeks, so I
Speaker 4: did remember that. I asked Rio to make a theme tune.
Speaker 4: Remember this one, Jack, I'm meeting the suburbs.
Speaker 6: It was like Praise the Rise to the Sober one
Speaker 6: thousand and twenty.
Speaker 4: I said, hey, hey, yeah, yeah, this have maybe a
Speaker 4: new and new song.
Speaker 8: Okay, I've been everywheremen, all the suburbs in Melman, not
Speaker 8: recorder to Melton across the bet abort Arlington.
Speaker 6: Who rose and us out there and I got a backpayer.
Speaker 4: I've been every We were like it, pretty good saga
Speaker 4: Bob didn't vibe going on. I really like it.
Speaker 3: I would say, though. The idea of the segment was
Speaker 3: to learn about everybody's suburbs. But you're saying I've been
Speaker 3: to all the suburbs. Yeah, and you haven't been to
Speaker 3: all the suburbs.
Speaker 4: Oh no, he's very much in that study nook at
Speaker 4: the moment, isn't it? Alright? So you called us up,
Speaker 4: tell us what suburb out of one thousand and thirty
Speaker 4: five suburbs that exist here in Melbourne, which one are
Speaker 4: you calling in from? And tell us something about your suburb? Now,
Speaker 4: these facts aren't gonna be amazing amazing facts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wouldn't gotta.
Speaker 4: Do is tell us one thing some of the things
Speaker 4: that we've learned so far as we chick off the
Speaker 4: suburbs of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: I mean I would say that your fact was an
Speaker 3: amazing Jimmer postman you did Hampton. The guy who post
Speaker 3: office is Tim Tim. That's it mine for Elfington was
Speaker 3: the film takeaway Steve Curry Vince Colossimo Takeaway was filmed
Speaker 3: in Alfington. We've got some others. Stuart from Raven Hall said,
Speaker 3: two prisons in one suburb. Jen from Edith Fail simply said,
Speaker 3: I'm moving out of Edith Vail.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're still looking for something. There must be some
Speaker 4: think a bit more than they've lost one in Edith Vale.
Speaker 3: Lewis represented the Basin. He said the Basin Pantry sells
Speaker 3: homemade crisps. Mel representing North Warren Diet said there are
Speaker 3: no physical retail stores in North Warren died and Donna
Speaker 3: from crib Point and I think I'm pretty sure she said,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure if this fact is true, but she
Speaker 3: said I think Crib Point has the second largest deep
Speaker 3: water port in the world.
Speaker 4: That's right.
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Speaker 4: Early on, we were talking about Rio's shabby story yesterday
Speaker 4: of hiring someone off air task to put his TV
Speaker 4: on the wall, not doing a good job. He's now
Speaker 4: going to advertise for it again. The guy saw him
Speaker 4: do this, Why didn't you say something? It's created a
Speaker 4: very awkward situation. One of our listeners is, it's got
Speaker 4: a lot to say about this Rio. This is word
Speaker 4: for word, the messengers came in, No Hello, no high Christian. Well,
Speaker 4: there's his first mistake using tasker as I call it,
Speaker 4: non air tasker. He's shut the arse in there as tasker.
Speaker 4: When will these millennial learn all in block caps, morning mate?
Speaker 4: Any of it can go to on social platforms claim
Speaker 4: their experience, Tony when he wants to see their qualifications,
Speaker 4: these people suddenly vanish in a cloud of pig smoke.
Speaker 4: Chiefharda pro or experienced electrician would have done it right
Speaker 4: first time. That's right, sir, mess you twice cut once.
Speaker 4: As I always say, tradys for life like star. I'm
Speaker 4: now worrying if that actually does exist somewhere else in
Speaker 4: the deep tarkwab. But anyway, right now then we want
Speaker 4: to hear your just tell us something about your suburb.
Speaker 4: There are over a thousand suburbs in Melbourne. We're trying
Speaker 4: to speak to somebody from each suburb. Nine four one
Speaker 4: four one o four three. You cault us up to
Speaker 4: tell us something about your suburb. Ray, Good morning.
Speaker 9: Morning, Christian. I'm representing Safety Beach. Three nine three six.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Three ninety three six, Thank you
Speaker 4: very much for calling him down there Tremanna, aren't you.
Speaker 9: Ah, yeah, in between Tremanna and Martha.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I gotcha. All right. What can you tell us
Speaker 4: about Safety Beach?
Speaker 9: Safety Beach used to be called Shark Bay, and back
Speaker 9: in nineteen sixty three it used to be all cattle
Speaker 9: grazing and it used to shark attract a lot of
Speaker 9: gray nurse sharks. And when they made it into residential
Speaker 9: and started wanting people to move there, they changed the
Speaker 9: name to Safety Beach.
Speaker 4: This is a great one.
Speaker 3: Great move. Wow. Yeah, because he would want to live
Speaker 3: in Shark Bay.
Speaker 7: Exactly.
Speaker 4: That is amazing, right, that's sort of thing that the
Speaker 4: mayor would have tried to do the movie Your So
Speaker 4: that this beach is so safe, I've just renamed it
Speaker 4: Safety Beach.
Speaker 7: Here as Safety Beach go on from one extreme.
Speaker 4: Yes, that's amazing. Ray, that's a great one. Thank you
Speaker 4: very much, No worries. Have a great day, Andy, mate,
Speaker 4: thanks for coming. There's Brad. Good morning, Brad.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Brad from Mumbo both three seven nine three.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much. Three seven ninety three. What can
Speaker 4: you tell us?
Speaker 7: Momboc if home to around three hundred mob into and
Speaker 7: the suburb Sylburn is home to around three hundred nurseries
Speaker 7: and half of Australia's cut flowers come out of the area.
Speaker 4: This is this is a good that's a strong suburb,
Speaker 4: isn't it has come out?
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's right. We've got the Tilipt Tesler Festival. It's
Speaker 7: just up the road. It's close to close to ten
Speaker 7: specialized transport companies taking these plaints and players all over Australia.
Speaker 4: This is awesome. Do you work for one of them?
Speaker 10: Brad?
Speaker 4: Sorry, do you work for one of them? This is
Speaker 4: a lot of knowledge. Do you work for any of them?
Speaker 7: No, we've but we're surrounded by them.
Speaker 3: You must be the only person in Mombolk not in
Speaker 3: the flower game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the outsideer. They caught him in a sea field
Speaker 4: of just tulips.
Speaker 7: That's right. And it's also home to the Australia's best
Speaker 7: cricket club, the Mombo Cricket Club.
Speaker 4: Make your word on that, all right, Brad? Thank you
Speaker 4: very much.
Speaker 7: You cal if Rio needs his TV. Doesn't sort that
Speaker 7: out for himself.
Speaker 4: Oh, using a task all right, Brad, thank you very much.
Speaker 4: You call me.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, we have listened to you guys in the morning.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Sharon. I live in mill Park.
Speaker 4: Back in the day, the local local shopping center of
Speaker 4: the stables was actually a horse stable. This kind of
Speaker 4: white hot content is why people come back to this show.
Speaker 3: You can try, you can play around the other, but
Speaker 3: you always come back.
Speaker 4: You can give the new kids better lima go, but
Speaker 4: you think about that stables and that horse stables and
Speaker 4: you want you'll be coming back, trust me, Christian. My
Speaker 4: name is Meredith and I live in Meredith postcode three
Speaker 4: three three three, which produces the world famous we love
Speaker 4: this cheese Meredith's coat cheese marinated cheese in golden amber,
Speaker 4: preserved in there and this is from Meredith Meredith.
Speaker 3: And I love the three three three.
Speaker 4: Do you think we're ever going to get any more
Speaker 4: of these Meredith of Meredith where you share your name
Speaker 4: with your like sub I knew.
Speaker 3: A Rosy Valentine who lived on Valentine's Street.
Speaker 4: That's good, Yeah, that was pretty good. Actually, all right,
Speaker 4: let's go to the lines here. We're trying to over
Speaker 4: the next year or so I think might take us
Speaker 4: a bit more of a year, we're trying to speak
Speaker 4: to everyone from all one thirty five suburbs that make
Speaker 4: up Melbourne. You caught us up. You represent your suburb
Speaker 4: and you tell us one thing about it so far
Speaker 4: this morning? What have we learned about the suburbs?
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy, Yes from Ray in Safety Beach, he said,
Speaker 3: Originally it was called Shark Bay, but in the sixties
Speaker 3: when they made it residential, they changed the name to
Speaker 3: Safety Beach. And Brad in mombog told us that half
Speaker 3: of Australia's cup flowers come out of mombolg Again, you'll
Speaker 3: always come back to the show for this kind of content.
Speaker 4: White hot content. And when are you gonna update during
Speaker 4: the ads about that sham won a mill park? You
Speaker 4: can park, Mary, it was wait for it. Can't believe
Speaker 4: it didn't open with that or begin with the good stuff,
Speaker 4: jack don't forget their mill park. Back in the day
Speaker 4: the local shopping center of the stables used to actually
Speaker 4: be a horse stable. Meredith from Meredith three three three
Speaker 4: three Evelyn, good morning, Hi.
Speaker 10: Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good? Are you well yeah yet?
Speaker 10: Fine?
Speaker 4: Thanky gidel Heights you zero before and what can you
Speaker 4: tell us about Avandel Heights Heights.
Speaker 9: Fas I know it was designed for the same guy
Speaker 9: who designed Camera, which.
Speaker 4: Came first Chicken and he cut his teeth on Avoneale
Speaker 4: Heights and then Camera when it was just a dream,
Speaker 4: said have you seen have you been down to Avondale Heights?
Speaker 4: It is sick almost right angles he's designed that. Then
Speaker 4: go into an avenue or culders get that guy?
Speaker 3: Or did he do camera early on? And it had
Speaker 3: such success that he went around Australia. It's like, are
Speaker 3: you on the camera guy for your suburb? You look
Speaker 3: at our heights?
Speaker 4: He's here. This is amazing. Even a sensor named after him,
Speaker 4: the little community censer named after him. Now did he
Speaker 4: design that himself? I guess you were designing it? Why
Speaker 4: not chuck a little community center? It's not too ostentatious.
Speaker 4: Is it's not a town hall? I love a community
Speaker 4: certain after me? Oh god, oh very very funny either,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: She called welcome the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Talking out about boycotts that you've waged. Yesterday we're talking
Speaker 4: about what can you do when you're other half is away?
Speaker 4: And called in who can enjoy KFC?
Speaker 11: Okay when my planners away?
Speaker 12: I can eat KFC?
Speaker 3: Because he's having a silent protest against them. They changed
Speaker 3: the twister recipe. They used to put letters and tomatow
Speaker 3: now they put color for and like haunt it for
Speaker 3: something in it.
Speaker 12: So he's protesting until they change.
Speaker 4: It back corn chip or something whatever it is. I
Speaker 4: don't like it.
Speaker 3: It's sort of something else from care.
Speaker 4: But no, everyone must go. We can never go. So
Speaker 4: lines are open on nine four one four one O
Speaker 4: four three for your boycott's. Sean boycotted Red Hot Chili
Speaker 4: Peppers after they're awful nineteen ninety three concert. I refuse
Speaker 4: to listen to them for about five years. Again, the
Speaker 4: bands don't suffer. Why do we do this to ourselves?
Speaker 4: Annette Gresha, My husband boycotted Starbucks for years after they
Speaker 4: changed the threshold for collecting points for their loyalty scheme.
Speaker 4: Ruther's got a boycott on Pringles. They've made them smaller.
Speaker 4: I know they have. They taste less and they got
Speaker 4: a new texture that I don't enjoy. Patsy, have you
Speaker 4: got any boycotts?
Speaker 2: The list is so long with wearer beloved God, but
Speaker 2: he has boycotted what used to be our favorite fish
Speaker 2: and chip shop on a Friday night because they left
Speaker 2: out of the order once he's battered sav But this
Speaker 2: is like over twenty years ago, so we've had to
Speaker 2: find another fish and chips shot.
Speaker 4: Kidding, No, it's been fetic I wonder how many people
Speaker 4: listening have for a while falling out with the local
Speaker 4: fish and chip shop.
Speaker 3: And couldn't you just simply call them up and say hey?
Speaker 2: I said, next time, we're going to say oh lord Q.
Speaker 2: Accidentally he said, Nah, that's it.
Speaker 3: They've done it.
Speaker 2: I just won't go back on purpose.
Speaker 3: Doesn't think it's a The world is against a personal attack.
Speaker 4: Have you wasted any boycotts? Jack?
Speaker 3: Yes, I had a boycott against an internet provider because
Speaker 3: they couldn't get the internet working at our house, and
Speaker 3: instead of giving me a refund, the guy on the
Speaker 3: other end kept trying to get me to troll an
Speaker 3: error of the modem until the point where he said, okay, next,
Speaker 3: I want you to unplug the modem, take it to
Speaker 3: your neighbor's house and plug it in there. See if
Speaker 3: the internet works there.
Speaker 4: You are kidding.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We're talking about Boycott's Christian. I used to travel airlines,
Speaker 4: and every time I traveled them for years and years
Speaker 4: and years. However, they once charged you from easily three
Speaker 4: kilogram bag access. That was it told them where they
Speaker 4: can shove their airline. I even't sent them a copy
Speaker 4: of my Emirates tickets to Europe, which would normally have
Speaker 4: been with them. That guy, that guy, you're not getting
Speaker 4: this one. The big account Allen is out, okay.
Speaker 3: And you should have done what my parents made do
Speaker 3: when my bag was too heavy when we went in
Speaker 3: a flight when I was a kid, unpacked the bag
Speaker 3: and choose a jumper to throw away. Wow, it's gonna
Speaker 3: go at the airport. We're not paying the excess. Something's
Speaker 3: got to go from the bag.
Speaker 4: That is harsh, all right. So boycott's ninety four one
Speaker 4: four one four three, Tarlia.
Speaker 7: Yes, my dad boycott at our local petrol station because
Speaker 7: they wanted him to pay ten dollars for Jerry Can.
Speaker 10: To fill up his lawn roller.
Speaker 4: That is tight. That is really tight. So how long
Speaker 4: did the how long did your your dad's boycott last
Speaker 4: against the garage?
Speaker 7: I think as long as they lived there.
Speaker 3: That's a lifelonger. Ten dollars. You're not forgetting that anytime soon.
Speaker 4: A right, Tardia. Thank you very much. You kill me.
Speaker 4: I have a good day, no duty, Thank you, kate Hi.
Speaker 10: I boycotted my local restaurant because they took the kids
Speaker 10: parma off the menu and my kids loved to go parma.
Speaker 10: So we ended up going to another restaurant, which ironically
Speaker 10: is across the road. But they're awesome now because they
Speaker 10: deliver so.
Speaker 4: Did the old one across the road? Ever see you
Speaker 4: in sort of wave like, hey, what did we do wrong?
Speaker 4: Come back?
Speaker 10: I don't know, but I always straut when I walked
Speaker 10: past it.
Speaker 4: Do you know what does it drive you nuts when
Speaker 4: your local favorite place changes the menu. I've even gone
Speaker 4: up to gone, there's my local thing, and I only
Speaker 4: even have this thing, and I turned the menu up
Speaker 4: like he didn't know what he'd done, and they hadn't
Speaker 4: spoken about it, just didn't get printed that down made
Speaker 4: I went. They went, no, no, no, we've got to
Speaker 4: keep it fresh with the season. I went, and I
Speaker 4: just went. I like that. He just went, it's something else.
Speaker 3: There's a place near ask called in a Circle that
Speaker 3: did a breakfast yoki. It was the best thing on
Speaker 3: the menu, and I used to go there to get
Speaker 3: the breakfast. Nikie and when I was there last I said,
Speaker 3: the breakfast nookie has gone. Oh seasonally we changed.
Speaker 2: Zero bruttle with the breakfast menu, though not so much.
Speaker 2: What is it with breakfast It gets.
Speaker 4: Updated more than lunch or dinner? Yeah, please, restaurants the
Speaker 4: menu today never changed anything. There's too much change around
Speaker 4: the world. Doesn't change anything. Where were we? Let's go
Speaker 4: back to the phone in Boycott's nine four one four
Speaker 4: one oh four three.
Speaker 1: Clare, good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 13: My husband has a boycotts eating Mars bars since the
Speaker 13: sponsored count. I'm sure are really concerned about the fact
Speaker 13: that they're missing out on one sale every month.
Speaker 4: That place has struggled. Ah, that's great. I don't even
Speaker 4: shouldn't think they are the current sponsor the shirts anymore.
Speaker 10: So I think they are.
Speaker 13: No, I think they are still the sponsor. I think
Speaker 13: they've got another.
Speaker 10: Oh. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm not.
Speaker 13: Sure, but I know it's reversed marketing because it hasn't worked.
Speaker 10: Well for Mars.
Speaker 4: They've lost one, they've lost one big account. All right, Claire,
Speaker 4: thank you very much. You call keep them coming there?
Speaker 4: And what have you boycotted?
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian I can confirm Mars are no longer the sponsor
Speaker 4: of Carlton Reece, the Grand Poobar there or something head
Speaker 4: of marketing. Thank you for confirming. I'm half of the
Speaker 4: Mars corporation.
Speaker 3: And it sounds like the way he said that they severed.
Speaker 3: Time is not happy with Mar, not happy with the Blues.
Speaker 4: Christian on my team, Fitzroy got booted out of the AFL.
Speaker 4: I boycotted AFL totally and switched to nr L and
Speaker 4: becoming a support from Melbourne storm. Nick. That's astonishing, all right.
Speaker 4: It is the last day today, right up until midnight
Speaker 4: tonight for mini motivators. If you're under eighteen and you're
Speaker 4: a mad footy fan he cannot wait for round one
Speaker 4: to kick off tomorrow night. We're asking you to get
Speaker 4: your phone out, get the family involved and record a
Speaker 4: revp a pump up speech for your team ahead of
Speaker 4: this season big prizes which will be announcing tomorrow. But
Speaker 4: the prizes you got until midnight to get involved at
Speaker 4: the Christian o'connells show dot com dot au Jackie boy,
Speaker 4: what are they winning tomorrow?
Speaker 3: A thousand dollars to spend at the AFL store plus
Speaker 3: your whole family wins membership to your club.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to Harper, who's eight and a
Speaker 4: DS fan, and.
Speaker 14: Max you're the best captain.
Speaker 1: Put the team and then your week.
Speaker 14: We can't be beaten with Couzie Jack, big Friend Brown
Speaker 14: and Clayton, Clarence King, Kristen like your namesake, classy and
Speaker 14: good looking.
Speaker 1: Keep running hard and.
Speaker 14: Kicking goals and than final tickets. We will be bugging
Speaker 14: like Daisy and the women team.
Speaker 3: I love that Harper, Clayton, the Clearance King sounds like
Speaker 3: someone who sells rugs, and it just kind of.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go to the Bombers. A lot of
Speaker 4: young fans. Actually, I think we found more entries from
Speaker 4: young Bombs fans than anybody else.
Speaker 11: We need to work as a teams.
Speaker 4: He's so young, porker, that's a Bombers he's eight or nine.
Speaker 4: You shouldn't sound like that. The world is a place
Speaker 4: of wonder, not for your young Bombers fan.
Speaker 15: Come on, we need to work as a team this
Speaker 15: year and play good by passing the ball through as
Speaker 15: we done.
Speaker 10: I believe in you.
Speaker 4: I'll be with you and throw the brothers lovely.
Speaker 7: Thank you very much.
Speaker 4: The Giants We've now got Entry. Rev it up the Giant.
Speaker 3: It's the sound of the Giants.
Speaker 11: Go the Giants, who can really upbeat the team this
Speaker 11: year We've got the biggest mascot, with the longest song,
Speaker 11: longest name, newest team because we were in twenty twelve
Speaker 11: exactly when I was born. And Giants Stadium it's the
Speaker 11: old fashioned one where any sport can be played at.
Speaker 11: And Monica Oval the only AFL ground in Canberra.
Speaker 10: So go the Giants.
Speaker 11: We can really we at end twenty twenty day, Go
Speaker 11: to the Giants.
Speaker 4: Wow. Heavy on the starts. Yeah, that kid is the
Speaker 4: next famous Droppin Heavy on the Starts, well prepped in research.
Speaker 3: When the team is like facing adversity, it's like, how
Speaker 3: are we going to win? Well, guys, remember we have
Speaker 3: the longest name in the AFLIGHT.
Speaker 4: Let's go to the Doggie sweat.
Speaker 14: Oy Doggies. Come on, try your hardest. Came of Daniel
Speaker 14: and buonton Pelly, all of you, try your heart.
Speaker 4: You can do this.
Speaker 14: It doesn't matter if you lose. Remember the twenty twenty
Speaker 14: one Grand Finals. Don't let that happen again.
Speaker 3: Try and kick.
Speaker 14: We'll go go Doggie, Thank you.
Speaker 4: So much, everyone who's been making these as well. We've
Speaker 4: got some more to play before the end of the show.
Speaker 4: Good until midnight. To get involved at the Christian o'connellshow
Speaker 4: dot com dot au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: How my team members doing you good? Team?
Speaker 3: We're good. One of us is not listening.
Speaker 4: Sorry I was.
Speaker 2: Tom just stuck his head in there in the studio.
Speaker 4: What is it that we're you already answered the question.
Speaker 4: You only said so much.
Speaker 2: The signs there not Tom Clint, Sorry, the wrong pier
Speaker 2: Sure updates.
Speaker 4: Let's stop that team weakest link. No, no im saying
Speaker 4: I'm just saying. You know how, Jackie boy, how would
Speaker 4: you define a team? What is Being part of a team?
Speaker 3: Means something that where everyone works together and puts in
Speaker 3: the equal amount of efforts so that we all achieve it.
Speaker 4: That's the word I've got down here, coming together, coming
Speaker 4: together to achieve our goal. And you are really life
Speaker 4: is a team, isn't it. You know, when you have kids,
Speaker 4: you're a team together, and we need we have an
Speaker 4: amazing small team and it's very important that we all
Speaker 4: work together to keep the show running. Correct. Yes, So
Speaker 4: yesterday Jack and I were being hounded basically by a boss.
Speaker 4: Here sue individually dividing conquer. We were being hounded to
Speaker 4: take part in an absolute time wasting twenty minutes. We're
Speaker 4: never going to get back about data breach. Now, say
Speaker 4: we were about this show, I ain't leaking any data
Speaker 4: in the morning to.
Speaker 3: It's about it. I still haven't done mine yet.
Speaker 4: It'sality, I will not be leaking any data that apparently,
Speaker 4: I mean it is his emails, ask him a shout
Speaker 4: out some birthday requests.
Speaker 3: So it's an online questionnaire, is it that you have
Speaker 3: to answer questions?
Speaker 4: You've got to watch a couple of videos, right, and
Speaker 4: they aren't dare dry these videos right, they're not big
Speaker 4: on lawns. And then there's a quiz and you've got
Speaker 4: to get ninety percent right. I had to reseit that,
Speaker 4: to reseit that five times yesterday or apparently I was
Speaker 4: at risk of being told I couldn't continue to do
Speaker 4: the show until it was completed.
Speaker 3: Because you might like special information about the company to
Speaker 3: god know.
Speaker 4: So now I said answer to the boss that maybe
Speaker 4: a team member would like to do the quiz with me.
Speaker 3: A team with your way together, and.
Speaker 4: When I mean with me. I mean, they would get
Speaker 4: it started and I would join them at convenient time.
Speaker 4: But they must get it started and go as far
Speaker 4: as they can, as far as they can with that
Speaker 4: quiz until I was able to free myself up to
Speaker 4: join them near the end. Or you've already done it,
Speaker 4: Thank you, team member for keeping the show on air.
Speaker 3: And what did she say?
Speaker 4: No, you also expected a team member Rio to do
Speaker 4: it for You do your one to pay him? You
Speaker 4: offer to pay him fair enough? How much does you
Speaker 4: offer fifty bucks? That is that's good money, That is
Speaker 4: good money and declined.
Speaker 3: Now did you climb out of morals or no?
Speaker 4: Not enough? No, no, neither.
Speaker 8: I actually just found it a bit insulting and even
Speaker 8: like slightly demeaning that you would just be like, oh,
Speaker 8: Rio is desperate enough.
Speaker 6: I'll just checked.
Speaker 4: About losing a day's wages. You know it just moved house.
Speaker 3: No money at me? Like, no, not DEMEANINGSNT you've already
Speaker 3: done the compliance training. I thought you could just share
Speaker 3: that knowledge, share that knowledge some money. No, that's too much.
Speaker 3: Fifty is actually like.
Speaker 4: I said, I had to redo it five you you
Speaker 4: must have had to do it pantsy.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Been asked to do it?
Speaker 2: Unless it's in my inbox and I've not seen it.
Speaker 4: How is the show on it?
Speaker 1: Sometimes Christian O'Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Producer Rio, he's given us this fact about surgeons. One
Speaker 4: of the oldest surgeons in recorded history is Chinese fourth
Speaker 4: century BC miracle doctor Banque.
Speaker 3: I love when we do a history lesson on the show.
Speaker 4: According to ancient sources, he was but a humble local innkeeper.
Speaker 4: An elderly guest gave him a soup that suddenly gave
Speaker 4: him the ability to see through the human body. This
Speaker 4: is the plots of monkeys. I became an excellent diagnostician
Speaker 4: with X ray likability. He's also credited with performing the
Speaker 4: first ever human heart transplant. Some soup Monica tony soup
Speaker 4: before we rip your heart out with our hands. So
Speaker 4: on this day, shout out Manque. All right, on thank
Speaker 4: your surgeon day. Let's get surgical and we're looking for
Speaker 4: surgical songs. Can I just say now, let's make a
Speaker 4: note to never go back to this topic ever again.
Speaker 4: Quim pickings, flatlining several times, Tama death. Now, all right,
Speaker 4: surgical songs? Will I listened to and the operating theater
Speaker 4: them surgeons.
Speaker 3: What are they hearing?
Speaker 4: Pink Floyd comfortably numbed?
Speaker 3: Well, it's already comfortably enough.
Speaker 4: That's not enough, though, for surgery to happen. Oh no,
Speaker 4: comfortably numbed, comfortably numb that ed surely worthy of some
Speaker 4: silver work. Doctor said, knock you out? Yeah, I bet
Speaker 4: you cut good on the ward floor.
Speaker 3: Silver technically this is precise.
Speaker 4: Sewing me, sewing you, sewing me, sewing you. I bet
Speaker 4: they was saying that at the end of another good service.
Speaker 4: All right, Jackie boy, what he you've got surgical songs?
Speaker 3: Adele's gone into surgery. Yeah, song colon in the deep.
Speaker 3: It's just a potted part, but they've gone in through
Speaker 3: the colon.
Speaker 4: Make the whole image. Isn't nice as well?
Speaker 3: Freak Sinatra has gone into surgery. What's not with blue Whyes,
Speaker 3: I've got you under my skin craft. Yeah, like we said,
Speaker 3: grim pickers.
Speaker 4: Now one's doing well.
Speaker 3: Oh look, George Harrison's coming out of surgery while my
Speaker 3: wound gently weeps.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Silver, you want more.
Speaker 3: People coming out of surgery. The black eyed peas are
Speaker 3: coming out of surgery. It's not my humps, it's my
Speaker 3: fake humps, Fergie's got.
Speaker 4: Impacts, accidental goal fake It's actually all right? Surgical songs?
Speaker 4: Can you save it? Today?
Speaker 1: The time waste Christian No Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, listen to you and Jack trying to get out
Speaker 4: of doing your workplace compliance training. What I do with
Speaker 4: mine is I bring my laptop to the gym play
Speaker 4: those try videos whilst I'm working out. They just require
Speaker 4: a regular mouse click at moments to move on to
Speaker 4: the next one. I do that between my reps. Let's
Speaker 4: let Jackie boy the workout king. No, I will jess
Speaker 4: that take it to the You.
Speaker 3: Wan to make myself for that kind of target of
Speaker 3: the gym's already intimidating time. Let me get my laptop out. Boys,
Speaker 3: where are you in the prison?
Speaker 4: Jim stick it in down the loop. I'm thirty five.
Speaker 4: Stop it, guys, No, put that nerd down there? All right? Today?
Speaker 4: Thank you, surgeon Day. We're looking for your surgical songs.
Speaker 4: Be generous.
Speaker 3: Okay, it was a hard one on.
Speaker 4: Let's get into it, Glenn twisted Scotaman Shall I asked
Speaker 4: for generosity gold like a surgeon gold. The first surgeonal
Speaker 4: cut is the deepest sivil plus. Queen was somebody to lobotomy.
Speaker 4: Gold smells like anesthetics, bronze Bohemian surgery. Silver plus it's
Speaker 4: like a hipster surgeon, isn't it dissecting Miss Daisy not
Speaker 4: even part of this, but thank you, Brendan Colonoscopee, get
Speaker 4: enough of your.
Speaker 3: Love Silver.
Speaker 4: The sector Me and Bobby McGee for sex with me
Speaker 4: and Bobby McGee. I love that one. Steve, well done,
Speaker 4: Stitch me up before you go go Silver while done
Speaker 4: Ash ultrasound of silence, Silver plus for septs of Charlie
Speaker 4: good fair looh, a single on there an anthem fair
Speaker 4: well done. I want to lance with somebody. That's very good.
Speaker 4: Mitch defibrillating misdays, it's not it's not today. We're not
Speaker 4: going to leaving alone for just one day. Don't stop
Speaker 4: till you get a pulse.
Speaker 3: Silver plus, uncome on my heart, Gold.
Speaker 4: Slice up your life by the slice girls, well done?
Speaker 4: Who did that? Dave we kend at third degree? Bernie's again.
Speaker 4: We're not doing movies, Mike, oops, you cut me again?
Speaker 12: Silver spade, dude, spade human silver while my catheter gently
Speaker 12: weeps Gold.
Speaker 3: It's descriptive.
Speaker 4: Kenny Loggins, not footloose but reattached generosity, total epidural of
Speaker 4: the heart. Silver, let me cut and drain you, Rob Williams,
Speaker 4: Silver and I love this one here. Ignore that last one.
Speaker 4: I've been trying to find out what the guy sent
Speaker 4: in what you Just ignore that one, that last one.
Speaker 4: The amount times I wish I could say that on
Speaker 4: the way, I just ignore that last break. Actually, all right,
Speaker 4: last song for us. Then we're talking about tomorrow's show, which,
Speaker 4: of course today we're already into. Wednesday is Thursday, and
Speaker 4: Footy is back.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Keep those kids up late tonight, families, Yeah, them working
Speaker 4: it for you. I'm telling kids, want you something, family
Speaker 4: membership to your club, the seats and that's allself for
Speaker 4: grabs and what else.
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy thousand dollars to spend on merch at the AFL.
Speaker 4: Store Mini motivators. Footy is back tomorrow. Round one kicks
Speaker 4: off tomorrow night. We're excited, and I know we've got
Speaker 4: lots of young junior footy fans. So've been asking everyone
Speaker 4: who's under eighteen, and it's a mad keen footy fan
Speaker 4: to do a riv up speech. For their team. You're
Speaker 4: going until midnight tonight and then we'll announce who's winning
Speaker 4: the big prizes tomorrow. Brand new entries coming in all
Speaker 4: the time at the Christner kind of Show dot com
Speaker 4: dot au Blues after the Bombers have had a lot
Speaker 4: of entry since.
Speaker 3: Blue Boys.
Speaker 1: We're going to win this year.
Speaker 16: Come on, Charlie, you scored you six goals last year.
Speaker 3: Come on, Carlton, let's go.
Speaker 4: All right? What about this from Travis?
Speaker 6: Now, let's look back.
Speaker 16: To all the grades of this proud card that haven't
Speaker 16: been able to taste that Sweet Finals action. Well, there's
Speaker 16: very ablet and well, anyway, let's remember one thing. We
Speaker 16: are the Suns, and just like the sun, every morning it.
Speaker 4: Is our time to rise Sweet Finals action.
Speaker 3: What's an interesting way to motivate a team roast? Essentially?
Speaker 15: Okay, okay, guys, I want you to try your best
Speaker 15: and never doubt yourself. Think about all your fans, they
Speaker 15: will be so proud of you if you just do
Speaker 15: your best. With other players are annoying you, you should
Speaker 15: ignore them, same as the umpires. To play the game
Speaker 15: is basically winning and losing can help you impud. Get
Speaker 15: out there, have fun, try your hardest. You're strong, guys.
Speaker 15: Come on, guys, you can do this goat.
Speaker 4: Remember, I mean obviously got some inside and tail that
Speaker 4: some of the players are annoying some of the other ones.
Speaker 4: Just ignore them. It's how Patsy deals with me and Jackson.
Speaker 4: Just remember what is the team? Midnight tonight you got
Speaker 4: another go aller until midnight tonight The Christian o'connells Show
Speaker 4: dot com dot au to make one for tomorrow. Good
Speaker 4: luck and thank you very much all the family's doing
Speaker 4: this with the mini Motivators.
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