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Speaker 1: It's a woman woody podcast meanings.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rush or just can't be

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Speaker 2: bothered listening to them blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 3: I think the birth of your child is the death

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Speaker 3: of the beach.

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Speaker 4: Just has to be, doesn't it. And again we don't

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Speaker 4: we both we both don't have children. But from what

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Speaker 4: I see from when I see out there, they just

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Speaker 4: look stressed and tired and burnt. It's like you forget

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Speaker 4: to put suns go on yourself because sons going.

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Speaker 3: Of course, the sun's going thing. We haven't even touched

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Speaker 3: on that.

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Speaker 4: Come that their priority goes so low when they take

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Speaker 4: kids to the beach, and it just looks shocking.

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Speaker 3: So I've been talking about these parents that I've been

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Speaker 3: seeing rocking up to beaches over summer with like these

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Speaker 3: crates on wheels effectively, which is just every child's everything.

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Speaker 3: You got to put their stuff toy in there. You know,

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Speaker 3: they've all got like books and towels and balls and

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Speaker 3: boogiey boards and like, isn't the beach the place you

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Speaker 3: go to not think about things?

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Speaker 4: Oh well, that's why I go to the beach, willion,

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Speaker 4: that's why.

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Speaker 3: Let's hear it for some parents. I've got Tina here. Tina,

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Speaker 3: is the birth of your child the death of the beach?

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Speaker 1: Oh, look entirely seriously, guys, I used to live along

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Speaker 1: the bayside area, used to roller blade there, used to

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Speaker 1: sun bake, used to sit in the water, a swimming teacher.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was everything to me.

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Speaker 1: And then took my daughter to the beach once and

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Speaker 1: my husband was there and he like, exactly what you said.

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Speaker 1: He's jumping in the way, it's having a whale of

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Speaker 1: a time. And I'm sitting there with my eyes glued

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Speaker 1: on my child thinking Rick comming, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Which is you've got to be a responsible down there. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, But the attraction of the beach was just absolutely gone.

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Speaker 1: And I've actually moved away from there, moved.

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Speaker 2: To Mount.

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Speaker 1: I can go.

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Speaker 2: Jeez.

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Speaker 3: And you know we've got a vociferous proponent to kick

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Speaker 3: things offwards, and that that sentence has gone on your head.

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Speaker 4: I was thinking it was vociferous, But Sarah, Sarah, are

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Speaker 4: you feeling particularly vociferous?

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Speaker 5: And the beach, Sarah, Tina, she was spot on. It.

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Speaker 2: Heals everything.

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Speaker 5: You go when you guys, grab your towel, put your

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Speaker 5: songs on your shorts and you guys, go to the beach.

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Speaker 5: When we go to the beach with the kids, we

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Speaker 5: have to take everything in our house. We don't use

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Speaker 5: any of it down there because when we get there,

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Speaker 5: the kids like the stands hot, the water's cold, too sunny.

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Speaker 5: We need some shape, Can we get some fish and chips?

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Speaker 5: You get there and you get there and they don't care.

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Speaker 5: And then it's the water. You know, there's too many

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Speaker 5: ways and n death and you can't be you know

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Speaker 5: when you I've got a seven and a four year old,

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Speaker 5: so then you have to be within arm's reach of

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Speaker 5: you know, especially the four year old all the time.

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Speaker 3: Wow, this sounds awful. Wow, Oh my god, Sarah. Well,

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Speaker 3: look I feel nothing but pity for you, and I

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Speaker 3: feel nothing but grateful that I don't have a.

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Speaker 2: Child right now.

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Speaker 4: I don't know about you would Why would people do

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Speaker 4: it like to have a kid?

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Speaker 3: Isn't Let's not extend it to that because I think

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Speaker 3: we might marginalize a few people. Let's just keep it

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Speaker 3: on the beach for now. Jane's called Jane. Is the

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Speaker 3: birth of your child the death of the beach? Absolutely, guys, Jane,

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Speaker 3: You've just you've just come off the beach. Is that right.

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Speaker 2: I've just come off the beach. It's a twelve year

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Speaker 2: old and I have he put wet sand down my

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Speaker 2: pants and I'll go to you. I've got standing places,

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Speaker 2: but I don't think I will.

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Speaker 3: The kids are back. The kids are back.

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