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Speaker 1: Real. Are you a win Monday winner or loser?
Speaker 4: I am a Monday winner.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm in a constant battle to try and get
Speaker 5: with my next door nonnors, which is our neighbor who's Anna.
Speaker 1: I can't get with her out get into her good books, right, okay?
Speaker 2: And then what happens you're in the good books, then
Speaker 2: what's to pay out here?
Speaker 5: Well, maybe she brings up like delicious pisada and pasta,
Speaker 5: maybe some of her oranges, I've.
Speaker 1: Noticed, So you become like an adopted son.
Speaker 4: That is my dream, right, and it's getting there. It's
Speaker 4: getting there. So me and my.
Speaker 1: Pill love a surrogate non amum.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, exactly.
Speaker 1: There should be only fans, but a decent mean finish.
Speaker 4: It's only nons.
Speaker 2: It's basically twenty four to seven on a stream hot
Speaker 2: non her actions. By that, I mean in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: making that rago, stirring some kind of lamb dish.
Speaker 4: James Packer invest in that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but we're definitely making some ground because she started
Speaker 5: calling us her nice boys.
Speaker 4: She goes, oh nice boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my god, that's so sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, I don't know if she thinks, if she
Speaker 5: knows that we're a couple. I think maybe she thinks together.
Speaker 1: Of studs, saw those chicks out. Actually I haven't seen
Speaker 1: them bring any bad no meatballs for you lads.
Speaker 4: So she asked me to pop over yesterday and help her.
Speaker 5: She's got this really like, you know, the old school trampolines,
Speaker 5: like no netting or anything.
Speaker 2: Like why do you take a video camera? So nons
Speaker 2: a trampoline. That's our first series and only nons.
Speaker 5: She got someone from Facebook micro place, some follocking on
Speaker 5: a trampoline backlips.
Speaker 4: He got someone.
Speaker 5: Think she just had she's been she's been in that
Speaker 5: house since nineteen seventy five, so that she's got grandkids.
Speaker 5: They all come over. This guy comes over. It's him,
Speaker 5: his wife and his two kids. Kids are maybe I
Speaker 5: don't know, ten twelve. We put the trampoline on.
Speaker 4: Top of his car, just a normal size of car.
Speaker 5: Then they'll hop in the car and I go, oh,
Speaker 5: do you want me to help you?
Speaker 4: Like tie it down?
Speaker 5: Like have you got ropes or the dismantlet with all
Speaker 5: this man, it's like one of those big one piece
Speaker 5: the old school ones, like the clicker.
Speaker 4: He clack at the thing the pulleys that you do.
Speaker 4: He goes, ah, no, no, no, she'll be right, should
Speaker 4: be right.
Speaker 1: A trampoline. How's it takes it down?
Speaker 5: That's exactly what I was asking. And then I said, oh,
Speaker 5: you just live around the corner. And he goes, he
Speaker 5: actually lives out where Patsy lives. She's forty five minutes
Speaker 5: drive for me with a trampoline.
Speaker 6: Legal alone road shape. He goes, she'll be right, and
Speaker 6: then he's just no, no, she won't be right. She
Speaker 6: will not be I've never been more sure that she
Speaker 6: will not be right. Then I just see they start
Speaker 6: to roll away too. Hands at the top, two adult.
Speaker 2: Hands, no no, no, not the old reach out the window,
Speaker 2: just clamping it on.
Speaker 5: And then two little kid hands, I swear to God,
Speaker 5: and they just drive off.
Speaker 1: She's windy and at the moment.
Speaker 5: And they just got their little kid, the tiny little
Speaker 5: hands gripping this old rusty trampling.
Speaker 4: Right now, it's probably on the Brandy arrow.
Speaker 1: I was that kid once I could have then headed
Speaker 1: towards that rat ship.
Speaker 4: I don't know what to do with that situation.
Speaker 5: Like well, I said, I did, I think you really
Speaker 5: need to? They were he was very insistent, very ausy,
Speaker 5: like I should like I was some idiot, like I
Speaker 5: was some knock being like using.
Speaker 2: Only four hands to which are kiddy hands, clamping it up.
Speaker 4: On top to the roof, just gripping it over there.
Speaker 2: There's no way, there's no way. Tramplges are heavy things.
Speaker 4: It took a lot to get it on.
Speaker 1: I don't they drove off like that.
Speaker 4: They just drove.
Speaker 5: I don't know if they got there. I don't know
Speaker 5: how this story ends, but they drag there's.
Speaker 2: No way that trampoline is in the garden right now,
Speaker 2: or they just drove incredibly slowly across like the bridge
Speaker 2: and the freeway.
Speaker 4: I don't know how like.
Speaker 1: A slow Speaking of OJ pursuit the trampoline, what kind
Speaker 1: of car do they have?
Speaker 4: It was kind of just like a hatchback. Not a hatchback.
Speaker 4: What's it called a wagon STV.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's not legal.
Speaker 4: No, No, I don't think so. But I'm not a policeman.
Speaker 2: But you, member of the public, you could have just said, no,
Speaker 2: you don't that you should have done a citizens arrest.
Speaker 2: I didn't use that trampoline as a makeshift prison, but
Speaker 2: I just I've always.
Speaker 1: Dreamt of doing his citius arrest, Like what do you do?
Speaker 1: What's the law? How long is you say something?
Speaker 4: Yeah? How long can you hold them down?
Speaker 1: And also how do you call when it's time to
Speaker 1: do one? Yes? Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's gonna put a
Speaker 1: trampoline on trop of the car. No, no, that that.
Speaker 1: You can't go arresting people for that. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: not the chip. It's dangerous, but you can't arrest them
Speaker 1: for that.
Speaker 4: For that? Yeah much. I don't know where the citizen
Speaker 4: the Rest line starts any odd
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