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<v Speaker 2>Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the weekend, we were moving our twenty one year

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<v Speaker 1>old daughter Ruby and with the moving day was Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>and it was our intimate and rain and you go

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<v Speaker 1>into the big van that we had to use for

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<v Speaker 1>it and carrying stuff. And while we're driving around North Melbourne,

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<v Speaker 1>I suddenly thought there was a guy who was navigating,

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<v Speaker 1>who was driving and also juggling a melways Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>old school instant legend, instant legend. I was just like, wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it just to be back to how it used to

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<v Speaker 1>be before we outsourced everything to our phones. And how

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when I used to drive around London, a

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<v Speaker 1>big city like that, same as Melbourne here, you'd have

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<v Speaker 1>this aid to z the street atlas and it'd be

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<v Speaker 1>quite stressful. Sometimes you'd have to pull over because you

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<v Speaker 1>were going off the edge of a page. Yes, and

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<v Speaker 1>it felt like you're going off the edge of the

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<v Speaker 1>world seventy four onto the top North And I know

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't got that be covered and I haven't got

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<v Speaker 1>great or greats at London. Sometimes I would write and

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<v Speaker 1>post it notes the directions rather than having to like

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<v Speaker 1>the old Mel ways mic This guy I saw on

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday who was actually driving looking around and with one

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<v Speaker 1>eye down on real time, in real time, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>sure that's legal level there.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably there's probably no more laws about that anymore. No

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<v Speaker 3>one's using a mill.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to do they still publish those sally good question,

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<v Speaker 1>because obviously you know, years and years ago you'd have

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<v Speaker 1>like the tom toms and an actual do you remember that?

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<v Speaker 1>And then now it's now it's not just standard on phones,

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't it with Google Maps? Or for the crazy people

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<v Speaker 1>at my wife waigs which is the most aggressive driving.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh we can shave off seven seconds if we drive

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<v Speaker 1>through these people's gardens. It is. It's all like jerky,

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<v Speaker 1>I've left right here, right here, left here, left here,

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<v Speaker 1>just to sort of save ten seconds off with ways.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife uses ways. It's crazy.

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<v Speaker 4>My old man used to love the Scottish accent of

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<v Speaker 4>the woman. He used to Yes, yeah, you always have

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<v Speaker 4>it on the Scottish woman.

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<v Speaker 5>She's talking. What how could you even understand the Scottish?

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<v Speaker 3>You can still get in melways you can buy them

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<v Speaker 3>actually at office works.

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<v Speaker 1>How much does a Melways cost? Have a guess, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Fifty bucks, big big old thick street apples.

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<v Speaker 5>Fifty seven bus wow. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>So today I want to know kids today will never

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<v Speaker 1>know because the kids today, like my daughters, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they can both drive, but they don't know where anything is.

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<v Speaker 1>If I say, hey, can you can you drop me

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<v Speaker 1>at so and so, They're like, where's that one? What's

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<v Speaker 1>just for that way? Two suburbs of I'd have to

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<v Speaker 1>look on my semi address and have to look on

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<v Speaker 1>Google Maps. They don't have the New York pathways that

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<v Speaker 1>we used to have to form when you had to

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<v Speaker 1>look around someone understand where you were. Like even now,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think i'd be very good giving direction to somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't you got a phone? Oh? I get my phone

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<v Speaker 1>up and go go theft right down here. I've looked

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<v Speaker 1>on this computer game.

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<v Speaker 3>They wouldn't understand having to pull over and ask someone

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<v Speaker 3>in the town for direction.

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<v Speaker 5>How do I get to hear they go?

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<v Speaker 1>And they used to have to know the local sort

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<v Speaker 1>of landmarks to say, and when you go to town,

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<v Speaker 1>you've got that's it. Yeah, you've gone too far. If

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the red line pub, turn around the server,

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the servo. They were the unofficial gatekeepers

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<v Speaker 1>of local knowledge. Yeah that mud now that. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they look at you if you're mad, if you went

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<v Speaker 1>I'm lost. I've got one hand on the panic one.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no money left in the till overnight. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids today will never know, Patsy, what's it for you?

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<v Speaker 6>I got a text from school on Friday and I

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<v Speaker 6>looked at it and I thought, why do I need

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<v Speaker 6>to be across this? This is ridiculous To let me

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<v Speaker 6>know that the power had gone off for an hour

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<v Speaker 6>and that classes were kind of disrupted, but all had

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<v Speaker 6>been restored to normal sort of schedule and not to worry.

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<v Speaker 5>And I thought, why.

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<v Speaker 6>Do I need to be across this?

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<v Speaker 5>That is fine?

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<v Speaker 6>Whereas when we were at school, we'd have floods and

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<v Speaker 6>bushfires and god knows what, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Mum none the wiser at school.

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<v Speaker 6>My mom would not have a clue if we were sick,

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<v Speaker 6>and the teacher had to call for her to come

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<v Speaker 6>and get us unless she was if only if she

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<v Speaker 6>was home and on the landline. If she wasn't home,

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<v Speaker 6>forget it.

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<v Speaker 1>You were like woulds. No, No, there was no coming

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<v Speaker 1>to get if you weren't ill, you just waited for

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<v Speaker 1>the school bu or you sat in your seat.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, just sitting there.

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<v Speaker 1>And also it was just so unpleasant in that medical

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<v Speaker 1>bit anyway, some terrifying elderly nurse there. He probably got

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<v Speaker 1>fired from nursing anywhere. Struck off. You were like, I've

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<v Speaker 1>just stuck it out with here. I think I've got

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<v Speaker 1>newmonic fever. But I just I just sit here and

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<v Speaker 1>saw on myself.

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<v Speaker 7>I had three stitches in my head once because I

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<v Speaker 7>smashed my head on the roundabout at school, and I

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<v Speaker 7>waited hours from my parents because they couldn't track them down.

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<v Speaker 7>I just sit there and then looking at my head, going,

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<v Speaker 7>oh my god, I'm yeah, it was a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, kids would never know that now. I remember

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<v Speaker 1>when I was thirteen, I was we were playing in

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<v Speaker 1>a taken on a local really rough school as well,

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<v Speaker 1>in a hockey game and someone raised the stick too

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<v Speaker 1>high and I split my lip open. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>go to the hospital right so the pee teacher drove

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<v Speaker 1>me there, so I literally was bleeding. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>have like eleven stitches when I got to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>On the way he stopped a newsagent. I'm like leading,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in the front seat of his car. He goes

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<v Speaker 1>to get a newspaper and some cigarettes and then carries going,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, we might be we might be there a while,

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<v Speaker 1>so I just need to have something to do in smoke.

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<v Speaker 1>And I didn't even think that was odd. I gave

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<v Speaker 1>it moan to my parents. It's just like, yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>actually I've inconvenienced with these stitches. Shame on me. Really

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<v Speaker 1>been such a lightweight, all right. Kids today will never

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<v Speaker 1>know what Shaw's text me four seventy five three one

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<v Speaker 1>oh four three.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell shown podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me what you don't get anymore? Now with mobile phones,

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<v Speaker 1>the joy of slamming the phone down on somebody, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not the same now with that they don't know you

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<v Speaker 1>just tapped that button. There's no big that really showing

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<v Speaker 1>conaking on somebody, you know. Look in movies now now

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<v Speaker 1>it's not the same when someone hangs up on that phone.

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<v Speaker 1>It's there's nowhere near as traumatic. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 1>All these are coming in right now. Christian kids today

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<v Speaker 1>will never know the challenges of dial up internet. If

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<v Speaker 1>Mum picked up the phone. You're right, just cut off

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<v Speaker 1>from that big ass land line. You know, that's when

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<v Speaker 1>the Internet wasn't coming from satellites, it was coming through

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<v Speaker 1>an actual line in the ground, a land line land,

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<v Speaker 1>an actual land line. Now it's invisible satellites above us,

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<v Speaker 1>and you remember just having to reconnect every four hours

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<v Speaker 1>and argue at the cost of the phone call, this

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<v Speaker 1>is costing me a farm. I need to get on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember how exciting it was the wild days?

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<v Speaker 1>They used to call it the information super high one

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<v Speaker 1>D web. It's a world wide web and it was

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<v Speaker 1>always w W W forward slash slash win.

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<v Speaker 5>Not many forward slashes or backslashes in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>This radio station store kids today, we'll never joy of

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<v Speaker 1>Gold FM. Christian, you talk about kids not knowing what

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<v Speaker 1>the mailways is. Well, fire rescue Victoria still relies on

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<v Speaker 1>using old school heaper melways to root fire calls. WHOA

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<v Speaker 1>your uber eats has more modern tech than the fire service? Ken?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 3>Not not as like a deliberate choice, but just because

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<v Speaker 3>they're not funder.

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<v Speaker 1>That can't be r Ken? Is that right? Christian? Kids

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<v Speaker 1>to there will never know the anguish of having to

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<v Speaker 1>run in from a commercial break for food, drinks or

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the toilet, and it's back.

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<v Speaker 8>On jumping over the The only time I ever saw

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<v Speaker 8>my mum lose it is I accent recorded over that

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<v Speaker 8>episode of Dallas where you found it?

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<v Speaker 1>Who shot JR? Oh my god? She threatened to drop

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<v Speaker 1>me off at children's.

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<v Speaker 5>Home and rightly so.

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<v Speaker 1>It was the worst thing you could do. Or was

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally record over something. You know, you'd be watching your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite show and suddenly the football would come.

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<v Speaker 4>On, or if you recorded the ads, yes you're smart

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<v Speaker 4>enough to stop it the pause.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, you need have incredible eye hand coordination to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a high level Christian Kids today will never

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<v Speaker 1>know the anxiety of having to give a photographic film

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<v Speaker 1>to the local chemist and then waiting for a week

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<v Speaker 1>for the photos to develop of that wedding you went

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<v Speaker 1>to only discover half on the crap sim you'd have

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<v Speaker 1>that red eye or they were blood just out of shots. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I get a friend of mine it used to have

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<v Speaker 1>a Saturday job developing that film and we used to

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<v Speaker 1>always go out on a Sunday night. He would bring

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<v Speaker 1>copies of some of the dodgy photos. It was amazing,

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<v Speaker 1>good times they were in the park slicking at that

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<v Speaker 1>someone had brought this in taking photos of that mighty

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<v Speaker 1>probably im moral, but nineteen just so much fun. I

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<v Speaker 1>missed those days, Rial what CV kids today will never know,

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<v Speaker 1>the joy off.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids will never know the joy of having to become

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<v Speaker 3>a small time criminal to listen to music in the

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<v Speaker 3>two thousands, you would have to go all through like

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<v Speaker 3>the black market of the Internet, which was like LimeWire

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<v Speaker 3>or Kazark Napster Napster, yes.

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<v Speaker 5>And you would never know there.

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<v Speaker 3>It was Russian roulette if the file you're downloading is

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<v Speaker 3>a virus or the actual song you wanted, And it

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<v Speaker 3>was all highly illegal, like no one. But it was

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<v Speaker 3>the only way to get music as a teenager in

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<v Speaker 3>the two thousands, and you'd have to sort of figure.

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<v Speaker 1>Out, you know when Metallica, there are any embarrass writes

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<v Speaker 1>now were actually trying to get fans of there who

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to stream music. Arrested, arrested, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm taking them to court. Yes, that's it for the

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<v Speaker 1>record companies realize if only they got in there earlier

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<v Speaker 1>about streaming before Spotify and smarter people realize, wait, just

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<v Speaker 1>let the kids stream. They just want to stream it.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so much more money there as well. Alex, what's

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<v Speaker 1>it for you? Kids today will never know.

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<v Speaker 4>When you're starting a new relationship and you've got to

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<v Speaker 4>ring the landline and say to the parents, Oh I low,

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<v Speaker 4>mister Johnson, you get so nervous. Yes, mate, I'll just

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<v Speaker 4>go and get a horror. I used to kill me.

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<v Speaker 4>I used to get her nervous to me too.

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<v Speaker 1>And also when you were in the early days of

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<v Speaker 1>like trying to go out with the girl, you would

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<v Speaker 1>have to call them in the evening. Yes, I used to.

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<v Speaker 1>This is really sad. I don't think I've ever said

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<v Speaker 1>this for I don't think my wife knows. Just I

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<v Speaker 1>used to write down some notes beforehand of talking points.

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<v Speaker 1>See that new Wham video. She was so nervous because

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<v Speaker 1>he used to go real silent, real quick, and nither

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<v Speaker 1>of you really knew what to do. Yeah, you go

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<v Speaker 1>uh spand ballet that it doesn't work. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>a bad breakfast show. Actually, all right, Keith's coming. These

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<v Speaker 1>these are brilliant. Thank you very much for seven five

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<v Speaker 1>three one oh four three. Kids today will never know.

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<v Speaker 2>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>What would kids today you never know about on Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>made my day a sorry guy driving and driving and

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<v Speaker 1>using always old school instant legend status. Christian kids today

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<v Speaker 1>would never know street lights go on, time to go home,

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<v Speaker 1>go into a library to use a card file to

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<v Speaker 1>do research, find a book Andrew yesimal yep. Christian kids

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<v Speaker 1>today would have another stress of waiting for your song

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<v Speaker 1>to play on the radio so you could record it

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<v Speaker 1>in a cassette name going Bersert when someone like you

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<v Speaker 1>spoke over the intro Darren. Kids today will never understand

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<v Speaker 1>how games loaded from cassette tapes to plan a computer

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<v Speaker 1>that the Comedy of sixty four or set Expensium plus.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids today will never know things of unfortunately rewinding a

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<v Speaker 1>cassette video of music. Yeah remember you just have to

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<v Speaker 1>get a pencil to rewind some sometimes or sometimes the cassettes.

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<v Speaker 1>The tape player in the car would just eat your

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<v Speaker 1>favorite out just they were just like it would just

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<v Speaker 1>just decide it would just cheer it up.

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<v Speaker 5>Not this one now, just eat it's a favorite one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like yeah yeah. Kids today whenever to go cooling

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<v Speaker 1>around or riding a bike ove at your friend's house,

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<v Speaker 1>not knowing if they were in so I know, mister

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<v Speaker 1>Harris is great.

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<v Speaker 3>There go and go to Gray.

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<v Speaker 1>That's strange. Kids, here, I have all my friends and

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<v Speaker 1>family now my live three sixty yes, same yeah. Yesterday

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<v Speaker 1>I was driving, my wife was in the car and

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<v Speaker 1>we were just coming into our street and setting my wife.

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<v Speaker 1>My wife's phone gives off this like a lot and

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<v Speaker 1>they go, what the hell is that? She goes, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I set it up. So if you're in the local

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<v Speaker 1>area and alarm goes, I went, how do you want

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<v Speaker 1>to say? What was hanging there between? And why does

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<v Speaker 1>she need it? And a lot? He's coming, just your

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<v Speaker 1>husband's coming quickly. Just say you're here to sort the

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<v Speaker 1>gutters out.

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<v Speaker 5>That's why you want that robotic gotta clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Around. Keeps quoting for the same job. Five quotes in

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<v Speaker 1>a day. Kids today, when the Joy having music on MTV,

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<v Speaker 1>guess yes, VJs some big stars jimber Carson daily, Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>quest show he did where all the big stars came on,

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<v Speaker 1>so that it's massive. I love this one from Keith

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<v Speaker 1>Christian kids that they would never know about paper train

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<v Speaker 1>tickets that you had to cure at the ticket office

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<v Speaker 1>at the station platform. And then he used to be

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<v Speaker 1>someone on the train that would pushed the ticket in

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<v Speaker 1>a stamping machine to put a whole on your ticket. Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>I still use a mail ways and drive a Manu

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<v Speaker 1>cart World done kids, so they would never know dialing

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<v Speaker 1>a number and I wouldn't score rotary phone getting through

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<v Speaker 1>six numbers, then dialing just one wrong number. Hang up,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to start again, Scottie. That's a great one,

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<v Speaker 1>Christian kids. Kids, anyone ever appreciate how genuinely scary Scooby

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<v Speaker 1>do you? Usually?

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<v Speaker 5>Back it was.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've got sore and hostelies, crizzy things. But back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day Scooby Doo would scare us kids. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I would have gone away with it. It was always

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<v Speaker 1>the care to, yes, every seconds. It was a angry caretaker.

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<v Speaker 1>Them pesky meddling kids. This is an interesting one from

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<v Speaker 1>Vanessa Christian. We had the best of the supermodels in

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<v Speaker 1>the eighties and nineties. They worked really hard to get

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<v Speaker 1>where they had to be without any social media. They

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<v Speaker 1>bought the catwalks. It was very hard to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We had Claudia Schiffer, El mcphish and Linda of Vandalista,

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<v Speaker 1>Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Vanessa This is incredible because I've

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<v Speaker 1>looked all of these have been spelt correctly. This would

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<v Speaker 1>have takes a long time to put that message out.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much, Christian. Kids today would never know

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<v Speaker 1>about having to give three rings on the home phone

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<v Speaker 1>then hanging up to let know that you've got home safely.

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<v Speaker 1>Kids today wouldn't know what aero program was. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the post office to buy them every

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<v Speaker 1>fortnight to send to my granny in Scotland right up

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<v Speaker 1>until about nineteen ninety nine. Thank you very much for

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