WEBVTT - Want to live your best?.....MANIFEST! 0:00:19.400 --> 0:00:22.439 Hi, guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life 0:00:22.440 --> 0:00:22.880 on Cut. 0:00:22.920 --> 0:00:26.560 I'm Laura, and I'm Brittany, and I'm also very sorry Laura. 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.840 Guys, I am in so much trouble. 0:00:28.880 --> 0:00:31.640 I have just done the most rookie thing you could 0:00:31.640 --> 0:00:32.199 possibly do. 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:32.600 Now. 0:00:33.440 --> 0:00:35.680 I have done something that we've probably done once ever, 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:37.680 which was maybe two years ago at the beginning of 0:00:37.680 --> 0:00:38.199 the podcast. 0:00:38.240 --> 0:00:39.599 It's something that you should never do. 0:00:40.280 --> 0:00:43.839 I mixed my microphones up, so I have been recording 0:00:43.880 --> 0:00:47.040 off the wrong microphone. We just did a killer episode. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.200 I mean, okay, we only did the start of the episode, 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:49.880 but it was killer. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:51.240 We were on fire. 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.080 We were on like a roller coaster that was had 0:00:54.120 --> 0:00:55.520 no intention of ever ending. 0:00:55.560 --> 0:00:57.720 It was going so well. It was full steam ahead. 0:00:57.760 --> 0:00:58.840 It was full steam ahead. 0:00:58.880 --> 0:01:01.320 And then I just looked over at my I just 0:01:01.360 --> 0:01:03.000 saw I just glanced over and I was like, that 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:05.400 is not tracking on my podcast machine like it probably 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:08.280 should be. And then I had a moment, Look, Laura, 0:01:08.319 --> 0:01:10.760 I'm gonna be honest. I probably knew for about three minutes, 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:13.360 and I was too scared to tell you. I was like, 0:01:13.480 --> 0:01:16.600 how do I how do I tell Laura what's happening 0:01:16.680 --> 0:01:17.000 right now? 0:01:17.040 --> 0:01:18.880 Because I was. I was like, I was gonna get 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.280 in trouble and I'm so sorry. How do I tell 0:01:21.319 --> 0:01:25.360 you that you fired? Excuse me? I am I'm an 0:01:25.400 --> 0:01:27.320 og beginner, so you can't find me. Hey. 0:01:27.360 --> 0:01:29.200 Then the other thing that's so funny about this though, 0:01:29.240 --> 0:01:32.199 it's okay, whatever we here, we are, We're going for gold. 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:34.360 This is gonna be the best intro. This is like 0:01:34.400 --> 0:01:36.120 that song you know, it's the best song in the 0:01:36.319 --> 0:01:36.880 what's the what? 0:01:37.240 --> 0:01:40.000 How does the song go? This is it's Jack Black. 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.880 This this intro is literally asked telling you about the 0:01:42.880 --> 0:01:44.120 best intro that there ever was. 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:45.240 It was the best song in the world. 0:01:45.280 --> 0:01:46.959 Producer A Kisha, Can you just put a snippet of 0:01:46.959 --> 0:01:48.760 that song in so people know what we're talking about. 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:50.120 So happened to. 0:01:50.080 --> 0:01:52.960 Be the best song in the world. 0:01:53.560 --> 0:01:56.240 It was the best song in the world. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:59.000 It was the best song in the world. That is 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.680 so not on TNE or tune. But I'm you know what, 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:03.040 I'm never gonna be on Master sing us. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:03.640 That's the truth. 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:05.240 But let me tell you, let me tell you why 0:02:05.280 --> 0:02:07.360 this happened, because this is this is exciting for you guys. 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:08.320 Well, I think it's exciting. 0:02:08.639 --> 0:02:11.880 This happened because I usually only have one microphone attached, 0:02:11.919 --> 0:02:14.400 but I had two microphones attached that I mixed up. 0:02:14.440 --> 0:02:16.880 And that is because Jordan. 0:02:16.600 --> 0:02:20.040 And I finally recorded the podcast episode that you guys 0:02:20.080 --> 0:02:22.160 have wanted. You have wanted us to record an episode 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:23.960 because you wanted to meet Jordan. Now, I'm still trying 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:26.399 to work out why, to be honest, and I hope 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.760 none of you are thoroughly disappointed. Jordan is not a 0:02:28.880 --> 0:02:30.720 radio host, he is not a podcast so it doesn't 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:33.200 come naturally to him. But we did do the episode, 0:02:33.200 --> 0:02:35.160 and that's why the mics are mixed up. So just 0:02:35.240 --> 0:02:37.840 that you guys know that episode is coming very very soon, 0:02:38.000 --> 0:02:40.120 and also just don't like, don't hold it against Jordan, 0:02:40.160 --> 0:02:42.120 don't hold it against myself. It's like we did it. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.679 We did it for you guys. It's not gonna be 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:45.440 number one. We're not gonna go and win any awards. 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.120 We're not gonna win an Aria Award, but like we've 0:02:47.160 --> 0:02:48.840 done it for you guys. Okay, for a little while there, 0:02:48.840 --> 0:02:50.359 I was worried, like you could just like run away 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.480 and start a podcast with Jordan. But I'm glad that 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:54.760 you're telling me it's not gonna be a possibility. Laura, 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:56.560 you wait too, you hear the episode, because Laura doesn't 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:58.400 hear yet, Wait to hear it. You're gonna be blessed 0:02:58.480 --> 0:03:01.880 Jordan's little soul, like he he gives really cute answers 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:04.359 and he gives his best rendition of being a great 0:03:04.360 --> 0:03:06.720 supportive boyfriend that's come to do the podcast because you 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:07.320 guys ask for it. 0:03:07.400 --> 0:03:09.120 But yeah, you don't lose. You're not gonna leave your 0:03:09.160 --> 0:03:09.960 job anytime soon more. 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:11.880 The other weird thing that we do, which I don't 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:13.680 know now why we're talking so much about how we 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.079 record these podcasts, but the weird thing that we do 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:18.720 before we start every episode, and we do it every 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:20.839 single time Britt and I sit down to record. We're 0:03:20.880 --> 0:03:24.560 currently on like a FaceTime because obviously BRIT's overseas, but 0:03:24.639 --> 0:03:27.000 even on FaceTime we still do this. We have like 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.079 a little ritual, little mantra, and that is that we 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:31.040 sit down in front of our mics and then we 0:03:31.120 --> 0:03:33.120 slap ourselves in the phase. 0:03:32.919 --> 0:03:36.000 Like like we're like ah, And we do this before 0:03:36.040 --> 0:03:39.640 every single record like a fighter going into a boxing match, 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.000 to psych ourselves up in order to be able to 0:03:42.000 --> 0:03:43.520 bring you the best episode possible. 0:03:43.560 --> 0:03:45.600 So there you go. We do it every single time. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:47.880 It's weird, but it actually works. 0:03:47.920 --> 0:03:50.200 And I reckon there'd be athletes and other people out 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:52.600 there that are about to go on stage or no, 0:03:52.720 --> 0:03:54.680 they would like anyone that's going about to have a 0:03:54.720 --> 0:03:56.760 big moment that they just need to pep themselves up, 0:03:56.840 --> 0:03:59.400 give themselves some energy, give themselves, you know, literally a 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:01.640 slap in the face. It's like you cannot be asleep 0:04:01.760 --> 0:04:04.120 any longer if you slap yourself in the face, Like 0:04:04.160 --> 0:04:06.760 it's not possible. So that's what we do. There's method 0:04:06.760 --> 0:04:09.320 too our madness. Anyway, Guys, if you actually knew what 0:04:09.400 --> 0:04:10.880 goes on behind the scenes, you would think that we 0:04:10.880 --> 0:04:12.600 were a bat shit crazy and you would question why 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.520 you listen to an hour episode from us every week. 0:04:14.600 --> 0:04:17.120 But in the interim this week, we are talking about 0:04:17.160 --> 0:04:20.719 something something that we've mentioned from time to time on 0:04:20.800 --> 0:04:23.280 the podcast before, but we're really doing a deep dive 0:04:23.320 --> 0:04:27.000 and we're unpacking it and that is Manifestation. Now, before 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:28.920 we get into that, there's a couple of other things 0:04:28.960 --> 0:04:31.240 that I want to talk to you about, Brittany, and 0:04:31.320 --> 0:04:33.359 the most important part of that is a piece of 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:36.440 hard hitting journalism that I came across this week. 0:04:36.640 --> 0:04:38.760 It really stood out. I'm so skeptical. 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:40.320 Every time you have come to me so far and 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:43.560 said there's a journalistic piece of information that you want 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:45.880 to pass on to me, it's always very questionable. 0:04:45.960 --> 0:04:48.160 Oh no, not this one. You don't ever impart much 0:04:48.160 --> 0:04:49.920 knowledge on me with these articles, Lauren. 0:04:50.880 --> 0:04:53.120 This is one that I really think just had such 0:04:53.160 --> 0:04:56.000 cut through and is really relative to the current state 0:04:56.040 --> 0:04:56.360 of the world. 0:04:56.400 --> 0:04:57.920 And that is from Pedestrian TV. 0:04:58.200 --> 0:05:00.800 And the title of this article is the best and 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:03.200 worst alternatives to lube when all you have is a 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:07.280 fridge and a tight hole? Yes, hang on, what if 0:05:07.279 --> 0:05:08.240 you don't have a tight hole? 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:10.520 What if it's a loser? Does that mean you're excluded 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:11.279 from this article? 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:11.360 No? 0:05:11.480 --> 0:05:12.880 I think it might just need to mean that you 0:05:12.960 --> 0:05:13.800 need more. I don't know. 0:05:14.000 --> 0:05:16.120 No, you can, it doesn't matter. The whole is not 0:05:16.160 --> 0:05:18.360 the important part of this. It's what are you using 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:19.039 for lubrication? 0:05:19.480 --> 0:05:19.720 Now? 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:22.600 The best thing is that this is an article that's 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.080 been written. It's a pros and cons list about the 0:05:25.160 --> 0:05:27.080 different things that you might find in your pantry or 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.760 in your fridge that you can use for lube if 0:05:29.800 --> 0:05:31.520 you don't have any lubricant on hand. 0:05:31.720 --> 0:05:33.599 So there is an entire article. 0:05:34.279 --> 0:05:36.640 There is an entire article made on what you can 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.719 use at home for loom. Am I correct, yes, And 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:42.400 also I did a call out to all of our listeners. 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:42.960 Of course you did. 0:05:43.040 --> 0:05:45.160 And I just want to preface this by saying that 0:05:45.680 --> 0:05:48.320 this is clearly not as weird as what I thought 0:05:48.320 --> 0:05:50.440 it was when I very first read this article, because 0:05:50.480 --> 0:05:54.480 I received hundreds of messages from you guys all about 0:05:54.520 --> 0:05:56.920 the different weird stuff that you have used for lube 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:58.680 and whether it was a good idea or a bad idea. 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.920 But we'll get into that in a second. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:02.840 These are some of the alternate normal go tos when 0:06:02.839 --> 0:06:05.960 it comes to lubricant. Number one, the hero that everybody 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:09.600 knows about coconut oil straight off the bat. Great, okay, 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:11.279 I can see that. I think that's the normal go to. 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.080 I probably once use coconut oil as a lubricant, but 0:06:14.240 --> 0:06:16.839 only once, and it smells really good. Actually, But I 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:18.320 will actually, you know what I need to do. Something 0:06:18.360 --> 0:06:21.200 I need to educate the people something that you may 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:22.919 or may not know, because I reckon a lot of 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:25.760 people would be using coconut oil as lube and maybe 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:26.720 we can put another pole out. 0:06:26.720 --> 0:06:28.320 We love a pole at Life uncut. 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:32.920 If you are using a condom, coconut oil can actually 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:35.080 like deteriorate the condom and you can get pregnant. 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:36.960 So that could be a way to trap a man, ladies. No, 0:06:37.000 --> 0:06:39.280 I'm joking too soon, Okay. 0:06:39.320 --> 0:06:41.120 What I like the most about this is that we 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.840 so like, like I already said, we already pre recorded this, 0:06:43.880 --> 0:06:47.320 and then it obviously went to shit. Britt doesn't use lube, 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:48.960 she told me just before. It doesn't use lube. 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:51.520 Wait it out me. Laura has a big old jar 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.159 of coconut oil next to the bed. Yes, that's true. 0:06:54.200 --> 0:06:58.880 I do. I do have coconut oil next to my bed. 0:06:59.000 --> 0:07:03.039 But my defense that is mainly I know that there 0:07:03.080 --> 0:07:05.080 are vibrators and daughters there as well, and you would 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:07.719 probably think that that's what it's for. No, that is 0:07:07.839 --> 0:07:12.040 mainly for massages. Yeah, right with your dildo, Okay, I 0:07:12.040 --> 0:07:14.600 actually yeah, it's for massages of the clitteress with my daughter. 0:07:16.240 --> 0:07:20.360 I use coconut oil as actually as moisturizer. I will 0:07:20.440 --> 0:07:22.520 use it on my whole body. It's so hydrating. And 0:07:22.560 --> 0:07:25.640 that this is not sponsored by coconut I agree. 0:07:25.680 --> 0:07:27.120 Coconut oil has so many uses. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.440 You can use it when you're sunbaking, you can use 0:07:29.480 --> 0:07:32.040 it as a moisturizer, and it is the number one 0:07:32.280 --> 0:07:34.240 pantry staple that you can use as a go to 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:37.840 for lubricant. I didn't know that it erodes a condom though, 0:07:37.880 --> 0:07:39.720 so that like, don't don't say that. We don't teach 0:07:39.720 --> 0:07:42.960 you anything here at life on cut. Very educational. Okay, 0:07:43.040 --> 0:07:45.520 what's next on this list of at home uses for lube? 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.120 So another big one was Alivira gel, and I know 0:07:48.160 --> 0:07:51.080 a lot of people actually messaged in saying that they 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:54.040 had tried Alavira gel before and it was really stingy 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:57.120 and something that they wouldn't recommend. Now, the reason why 0:07:57.240 --> 0:07:59.880 some Alvira gels are not recommended is because some of 0:07:59.920 --> 0:08:02.400 the have alcohol in them. So unless it's pure, like 0:08:02.400 --> 0:08:04.920 one hundred percent pure Alevira, like you've just gone down. 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.880 To the garden snapped off a leak, probably don't use it. 0:08:07.960 --> 0:08:11.800 But it is an alternate, very moisturizing, very hydrating, apparently 0:08:11.960 --> 0:08:12.760 very lubricating. 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.800 I would not be using Alvira. 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.760 I also love that I'm really thinking about everything that 0:08:17.800 --> 0:08:19.120 you're going to say here, and I'm giving you my 0:08:19.160 --> 0:08:21.440 honest answer, Like, this is all about what lub I 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:25.240 would use. I would not use al I would not 0:08:25.360 --> 0:08:28.480 use Alavira because Olivira is a little bit it can 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.160 be a little bit bernie. I think it's supposed to 0:08:30.200 --> 0:08:33.199 be just for like outside uses like abrasions and cuts 0:08:33.240 --> 0:08:34.480 and juice. 0:08:34.920 --> 0:08:36.280 I would one hundred percent agree. 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:39.240 I would almost put my life on it, or bet 0:08:39.280 --> 0:08:41.840 money on the fact that on every single tube of 0:08:41.920 --> 0:08:43.920 Alavira gel that you would buy from the shops, it 0:08:43.920 --> 0:08:45.920 would say for external use only. 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:47.600 Do you not use with your dial noo, please and 0:08:47.600 --> 0:08:47.920 thank you. 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:50.720 Okay, So there's two more on this. One of them 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.040 is less offensive than the other. But this, okay, this 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.080 pedestrian list that I'm telling you right now, this is 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.800 just the things you can use in your fridgeer on 0:08:57.800 --> 0:09:00.320 your pantry. They also have a full list of things 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:02.760 that you shouldn't use. But I think we can unpack 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:04.600 the stuff that you guys have written into us. So 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:07.720 the next thing on this was olive oil. Not that 0:09:07.720 --> 0:09:09.200 makes me feel sick. I hate olive oil. 0:09:09.400 --> 0:09:11.000 What do you mean you hate olive oil? No one 0:09:11.000 --> 0:09:12.319 hates oliver It's delicious. 0:09:12.800 --> 0:09:16.040 No I No, that's okay. God, I'm such a liar today. 0:09:16.280 --> 0:09:17.800 I love olive oil, and I love it when it's 0:09:17.840 --> 0:09:20.079 mixed with balsamic, but I don't like the smell or 0:09:20.120 --> 0:09:22.200 the feel of the texture. Like it just needs to 0:09:22.200 --> 0:09:24.520 get from the bottle to my mouth, not from the bottle. 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:24.800 To my vagina. 0:09:24.880 --> 0:09:28.600 It's a no, it's a hard pass on on the 0:09:28.640 --> 0:09:29.160 olive oil. 0:09:29.160 --> 0:09:31.719 Okay, unless it's on a caprizy salad, I don't want 0:09:31.720 --> 0:09:32.240 to know about it. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:34.440 Well, if the caprizi salad was on your vagina and 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:36.920 someone was eating it off there, it also sounds like 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.760 a straight far As track to getting yourself back toial vaginosis. 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.200 This is the other thing, right, Like don't use food products. 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:45.120 I mean, I know that sometimes it can be central 0:09:45.160 --> 0:09:47.760 and it can be sexy, and there's probably some people 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.200 who would disagree with me, but I really think that 0:09:50.280 --> 0:09:53.720 you might be erring on a thrush infection or some 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:57.079 sort of imbalance in your microflora by. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.160 Using things that shouldn't be inside you. 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:02.400 Do you know, I actually one hundred percent agree with that. 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.680 But also the funny thing is, like we watch these 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.559 movies growing up, and like pornos or whatever you watch, 0:10:07.600 --> 0:10:09.880 and the people that like I mean even The Bachelor 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:11.320 where they had a chocolate bath. 0:10:11.520 --> 0:10:14.400 But where the idea that like dribbling. 0:10:14.160 --> 0:10:16.840 Chocolate over someone's body and like whipped cream is all sexy. 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:18.080 It's not fucking sexy. 0:10:18.120 --> 0:10:20.360 It gets everywhere if you put if you have like 0:10:20.400 --> 0:10:22.400 a sexy chocolate session, and that shit is all through 0:10:22.440 --> 0:10:24.679 your linen sheets, that is on the carpet, that's in 0:10:24.720 --> 0:10:27.320 your hair, like, there is nothing sexy about it. 0:10:27.400 --> 0:10:30.040 There was truly nothing sexy about Alex Nation and Richie 0:10:30.040 --> 0:10:31.120 in a chocolate bath. 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.360 I think most people who watch that are just still 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:34.560 confused and scarred by it. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.560 It was more trauma inducing. But the most confusing and 0:10:37.600 --> 0:10:39.880 conflicting one for me on this list, like this is 0:10:39.880 --> 0:10:43.200 a journalist who's gone out written article about what you 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:46.280 care news when you have sex. This is the one 0:10:46.280 --> 0:10:49.199 that confuses me the most. The last one on this 0:10:49.240 --> 0:10:51.680 list is egg whites and. 0:10:51.760 --> 0:10:54.160 Not the yolk, just the egg whites, not the yoak. 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:56.200 You have to separate the yolks from egg whites. This 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.280 is what it says, egg whites. This one has the 0:10:58.320 --> 0:11:01.000 potential to go very wrong, very fast, which makes me 0:11:01.040 --> 0:11:03.520 think if it can go so poorly, maybe it's not 0:11:03.559 --> 0:11:05.720 one that you should be recommending. But anyway, it says, 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.200 as long as you're using very good, very fresh eggs, 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:11.640 you can make yourself a little mixture to have handy 0:11:11.679 --> 0:11:14.880 and it'll work just like lube. As long as you 0:11:14.960 --> 0:11:16.719 go down to the farmer's market on a weekend and 0:11:16.800 --> 0:11:19.360 you get those organic eggs fresh, you are good to go. 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.520 But you must use it at room temperature within ten 0:11:21.559 --> 0:11:22.440 minutes of getting it on. 0:11:22.679 --> 0:11:24.960 So well, that's just it, right, like okay, if you 0:11:25.160 --> 0:11:27.080 have to use them when they're very fresh, you obviously 0:11:27.120 --> 0:11:29.360 can't like make a pre made mixture. So at what 0:11:29.480 --> 0:11:32.200 point during quitas are you like, hey, just hold on 0:11:32.200 --> 0:11:34.080 one second while I run out the door, crack a 0:11:34.080 --> 0:11:36.840 couple of eggs, separate the yolks, and then bring the 0:11:36.840 --> 0:11:40.160 egg whites into the bedroom. My other question is we 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:42.760 all know what happens when you beat egg whites. 0:11:43.040 --> 0:11:48.959 It gets very frothy. My favorite drink is an Ammorono sour. 0:11:49.080 --> 0:11:51.680 It's a frothy it's egg white, and they froth the 0:11:51.679 --> 0:11:53.599 egg whites, so it's this thick layer on top of 0:11:53.679 --> 0:11:54.079 the drink. 0:11:54.080 --> 0:11:55.959 But that shit is so frothy. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.959 Imagine if that was on your vagina with the friction 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:00.679 of the sex going in and out. 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:02.680 It would just keep frothing. It would just froth, roth, froth, 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.840 froth city. And I feel like cross city. If you're 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.719 on you imagine if you were on your first date. 0:12:07.760 --> 0:12:09.280 It was like the first time you're getting sexy and 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.199 a you were like, excuse me, while like to get 0:12:11.200 --> 0:12:13.199 my eggs, beat them and put them on to the 0:12:13.240 --> 0:12:16.480 my vaginal can froth? Guys know I'm passing. I've thought 0:12:16.480 --> 0:12:18.720 about this thoroughly. The egg whiter and no. The thing 0:12:18.880 --> 0:12:21.160 that makes this all weirder is I read this article. 0:12:21.920 --> 0:12:23.440 I felt a lot of feelings and I was like, 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.240 I want to tell you all about it. So then 0:12:25.280 --> 0:12:27.280 I put a call out on our Instagram. I was like, 0:12:27.400 --> 0:12:29.760 I want to know from you our listeners, what are 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.600 some of the weirdest shit that you have used for 0:12:32.679 --> 0:12:34.320 loob and was it a good idea or was it 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:36.200 a bad idea? So I put the call out on 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:39.439 Life on Podcast on Instagram. You're all going to be bad. 0:12:39.920 --> 0:12:42.960 I cannot tell you how many responses we got to 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:46.040 this brit Like. We received hundreds of dms, And the 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:48.600 thing I love the most is that everybody who DM 0:12:48.720 --> 0:12:50.840 does like no one made burner accounts. All of you 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.880 guys were writing into us just with your name, writing 0:12:53.880 --> 0:12:56.320 all the cooked stuff that you've used out of your pantry, 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:58.840 out of your cupboard, or like in your makeup drawer 0:12:58.840 --> 0:12:59.559 and medicine cupboard. 0:12:59.559 --> 0:13:01.120 This was so many things. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:03.560 Some of you guys got super creative, and I want 0:13:03.559 --> 0:13:05.600 to read some of these out to you. 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:07.800 Oh they're gonna be disaster. Put on your unders and 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:08.600 strap yourselves in. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:10.520 Okay, I'm gonna read a few of these out to 0:13:10.559 --> 0:13:13.080 you because they're fucking great. He just threw a cup 0:13:13.080 --> 0:13:15.760 of water on it. Wait, I'm gonna I'm gonna read 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:16.680 you don't even. 0:13:16.559 --> 0:13:22.640 Need to read that again. That was brilliant. Like I 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:24.360 feel like we all know water doesn't work. You just 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:25.000 got to think about it. 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.360 If you have sex in the pool or like the shower, 0:13:27.559 --> 0:13:29.880 water alone is not great well water. 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.080 It's like it's a myth. It's not lubricating. But I 0:13:32.080 --> 0:13:32.440 just love that. 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:34.280 She's like I was, like, I'm sitting on the bed 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:35.840 and he just threw a cup of water on it. 0:13:35.960 --> 0:13:38.440 We called it a day after that cocoa body oil. 0:13:38.600 --> 0:13:42.800 It worked great and I had a super shiny volver afterwards. Okay, 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:45.440 so many people wrote in vasoline and it was a 0:13:45.440 --> 0:13:49.880 common denominator vasoline after watching Puberty Blues, Okay, I feel 0:13:49.920 --> 0:13:52.640 like petroleum jelly would be fine, right, be sure? 0:13:52.840 --> 0:13:55.040 I mean I feel like it would stay like I 0:13:55.040 --> 0:13:55.480 think it was. 0:13:55.520 --> 0:13:58.520 Shit's too thick, right, like using poor por ointment, which 0:13:58.640 --> 0:14:01.280 also was another one that was mentioned. 0:14:01.280 --> 0:14:01.880 Isn't that when you. 0:14:01.800 --> 0:14:04.280 Put like old school we used to put on baby's 0:14:04.280 --> 0:14:05.640 gums when they're teething and stuff. 0:14:05.640 --> 0:14:08.400 I think you're thinking of bongella. 0:14:08.480 --> 0:14:11.480 I thought we don't use bongella on your vagina, everybody. 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:14.520 That's a fucking terrible idea. Fuck, you won't feel anything, 0:14:14.559 --> 0:14:21.480 You'll be completely dumb waiting for it. 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:25.280 Okay, this one Margarine, and no, it was a bad 0:14:25.320 --> 0:14:29.280 life decision. Could you imagine using not even using butter, 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:32.120 not even using like Western Star or learn that just 0:14:32.160 --> 0:14:35.000 going for some fucking shitty margarine, Which makes me think 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:36.960 that you definitely had to be a beauty student because 0:14:36.960 --> 0:14:38.200 who's still buying margarine? 0:14:38.320 --> 0:14:38.920 Now? Guilty? 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.480 I would always buy Marjorine over butter. I would do that, 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.200 but if I was gonna use it for lou Bud, 0:14:43.200 --> 0:14:44.200 buy butter full fat. 0:14:44.240 --> 0:14:44.800 Oily butter. 0:14:47.080 --> 0:14:50.280 I would spend extra for that pleasure. My roomy told 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:52.800 me that he used olive oil, but not like normal 0:14:52.800 --> 0:14:53.360 olive oil. 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:55.960 He used his spray can kind and he just sprayed 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:57.000 it onto her vagina. 0:14:57.240 --> 0:14:59.600 And the spray olive oil that used like pancakes. This 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:02.680 summers sting. But also imagine him it's like fumigating. 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:04.640 It's like sending back and fumighinting in the vagina and 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:07.400 like spraying it for pests. But it would also be 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:11.560 so cold, like the spray. Any sort of compressed compressed deodorant, 0:15:11.600 --> 0:15:14.320 compressed olive oil, like anything that's been compressed into a can, 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.240 makes it really cold when it comes out. And really 0:15:16.480 --> 0:15:18.680 imagine someone's spraying olive oil. 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:20.400 On your vagina. And at what point do you say, no, 0:15:20.560 --> 0:15:21.240 I'm not into this. 0:15:21.480 --> 0:15:23.680 Did he keep the recommended distance? You know, he's supposed 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:25.880 to have like a foot of distance from spray. It 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.560 probably got up two clotes. It's like blasted the clid off. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.720 Now this next one is extremely questionable for very very 0:15:34.760 --> 0:15:39.200 different reasons. I once used strawberry lube and it tasted really, 0:15:39.320 --> 0:15:43.160 really great. I cannot recommend strawberry lube enough anyway. I 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.560 then decided to eat it as a snack when I 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:48.880 was on a diet because it's really low in calorie, 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:50.720 and you would think that she would be on her 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:52.960 own with that. However, another one of our listeners wrote 0:15:53.000 --> 0:15:54.880 in and said, I used to eat flavored lube on 0:15:54.920 --> 0:15:57.400