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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: I want to talk about the zoo keepers at Trentham

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Speaker 2: Monkey Forest.

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Speaker 3: Yep, there are their mates. So that's in the UK

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Speaker 3: by the way, Trentham.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: And they have started playing the music of this guy.

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Speaker 3: To the to the monkeys. They're playing that to the monkeys.

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Speaker 5: They're body loving that.

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Speaker 3: Well, no, they loving it.

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Speaker 2: They're getting it on to Sorry, they're getting it on right.

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Speaker 2: So it's mating season at the Trentham Monkey Forest.

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Speaker 5: It's obviously that's why they're playing it to them.

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Speaker 2: So they are playing Marvin Gaye to get them in

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Speaker 2: the they.

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Speaker 4: Know, woll pretty amazing that Marvin gay is, you know,

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Speaker 4: like so universally recognized as sensually pleasurable that it's an

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Speaker 4: interspecies love song.

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Speaker 3: But it's good though.

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Speaker 6: I mean, I'm just going to play it one more

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Speaker 6: time to just let's get it on.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, I think so that what they've done. I've

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Speaker 2: got a Marvin Gay impersonator called David.

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Speaker 6: Large Marvin Gay twenty seven I think twenty something.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was a long time ago.

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Speaker 2: So got this impersonator who looks great, David Lagi, and

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Speaker 2: he's popped down there and he's doing a couple of

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Speaker 2: live numbers for the monkeys.

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Speaker 5: Gig that large is having a lockdown when you're seeing

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Speaker 5: the monkeys. Might be the end of might be the

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Speaker 5: end the end of his manager's got David, I've got

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Speaker 5: this great gig for you.

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Speaker 3: We get the down we did last week. We're doing

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Speaker 3: a zoo.

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Speaker 5: We'll borrow it. Well, they're not strictly human.

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Speaker 3: Dust off the suit.

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Speaker 5: And just enough dab and you've got to do the cap.

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Speaker 3: Apparently it's working that the monkey has it.

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Speaker 5: They would just added like rabbits as soon as he

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Speaker 5: got going.

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Speaker 2: Well, I don't think as soon as he got going,

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Speaker 2: But apparently mating numbers own really well. The trenth of

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Speaker 2: monkey forest. Now, well this just made me think though

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Speaker 2: about a phenomenon that's happening in my house.

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Speaker 4: So Mum and Go died and it was forty four

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Speaker 4: us that he was twenty seven before he wasn't in

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Speaker 4: twenty seven club.

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Speaker 5: Okay, girl killed by his dad.

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Speaker 3: Cool killing David Larky's lifting the mood. You're killing it.

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Speaker 5: It was a tragic story.

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Speaker 2: Don't want t anyway carry So David's trying to get

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Speaker 2: these monks in the mood is maybe think about a

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Speaker 2: phenomenon in my house which I just didn't think was

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Speaker 2: a thing. And I want to hear from other people

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Speaker 2: if they've experienced this. But I have found recently that

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Speaker 2: when I'm nice to my cat or I start doing

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Speaker 2: cutesy things to Lenny the cat, which you know, I

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Speaker 2: don't really like Lenny.

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Speaker 5: No, you guys, No, we don't see your chalk and cheese.

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Speaker 3: We're just struggling to get a relationship.

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Speaker 2: But every time I make an attempt, you're a bit

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Speaker 2: of a dog nice wolf wolf. Anyway, when the dog

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Speaker 2: puts down his ball, that's me.

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Speaker 3: And I actually am nice.

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Speaker 2: To the cat and I'm like, hey, Lenny, how I

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Speaker 2: are so good to see and I give him a

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Speaker 2: stomach ruck. Yeah, mimah, my partner min she gets in

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Speaker 2: the mood.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how.

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Speaker 2: I'm just like when I'm cute with Lenny. If I'm

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Speaker 2: nice to Lenny, she just looks at me and she's

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Speaker 2: just like, get over here, sailor wow. She wouldn't use

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Speaker 2: those words, but effectively, she's like she looks at me

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Speaker 2: with this whole new light.

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, like wow, I want you.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 3: So now I'm being a lot nicer to the cat.

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Speaker 6: Now that's totally why imagine?

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Speaker 3: But I wonder is this a thing?

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Speaker 2: Is this a phenomenon that people experience in thirteen one

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Speaker 2: find it a turn on when your partner is cutesy

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Speaker 2: with the pet?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Well, look, I can totally relate to this. I don't

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Speaker 4: go from one pussy to another.

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Speaker 5: But I but my dog. Well, I haven't got a cat.

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Speaker 5: I haven't got a cat.

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Speaker 4: Very good, I've got a dog, y Stevie And she

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Speaker 4: Sam said to me that the sexiest thing that I

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Speaker 4: can ever do is play with the dog.

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Speaker 7: Why, I know?

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Speaker 3: So why is that sexy?

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Speaker 5: Or I think it's going to turn on thing? I

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Speaker 5: think they're like, oh wow, look you know, look you

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Speaker 5: might be able to raise.

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Speaker 4: Something because at the end of the day, you know,

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Speaker 4: at the end of the day, that's what you know,

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Speaker 4: that's what that's what.

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Speaker 5: Drilling the dingo is all about. I mean, you're making it.

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Speaker 5: You're making a new child. And they want to be like, oh,

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Speaker 5: can you raise that child that triggers something in them?

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Speaker 8: Right?

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Speaker 5: And I think I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I don't go home, and you know, I

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Speaker 4: want to know nine o'clock at night after a couple

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Speaker 4: of wimes, I'm like, could get the dog over here.

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Speaker 5: So I can get get it now.

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Speaker 4: I'm not going to do another animal pun there, but no,

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Speaker 4: but you know, look, I want to hear now the side.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so thirty one oh six five. So for the

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Speaker 3: women out there or whatever, like, is it a.

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Speaker 5: Guy and you've realized that it's a shortcut to get

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Speaker 5: a pad?

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Speaker 3: And how often do you go for it if.

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Speaker 4: You're playing with the goldfish with your finger to try

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Speaker 4: and get yourself.

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Speaker 3: Some isn't it phenomenon?

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Speaker 2: Get involved, turn you on when they're cutesy with the

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Speaker 2: bead and yeah, what bet as well if it's a fish, totally.

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Speaker 4: Wie thirty one and six five. Do you find it

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Speaker 4: arousing when your partner's cute with the pet?

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Speaker 5: That's all we're asking.

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Speaker 3: Six five because look.

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Speaker 2: We know for we know for monkeys, apparently they like

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Speaker 2: listening to Marvin Gaye.

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Speaker 3: That gets them going. And I've just found in my

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Speaker 3: household that.

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Speaker 2: When I'm cute with the cat by the way, I

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Speaker 2: don't really like but when I get around the cat.

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Speaker 5: This happened recently to you as well, like this is

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Speaker 5: a new phenomenon for you, like.

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Speaker 3: In last few nights.

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Speaker 5: Really, I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 2: When I was I shd a little bit of like

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Speaker 2: attention and patted the cat a little bit, and all

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Speaker 2: of a sudden, M's looking at me with his intense eyes.

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Speaker 3: It's like eye, the old bloody oath, mate gave me

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Speaker 3: the eye.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Poppy on thirty one and six five, Poppy,

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Speaker 4: you just share a love of Marvin Gay with the monkeys,

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Speaker 4: that's what you're calling for.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, happy to talk. Yeah, well you.

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Speaker 5: Haven't gone for the topic, but I'm glad you like

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Speaker 5: Marvin Gay.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah. Do you want to know it's a success

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Speaker 7: of one hundred and fifty percent each time?

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Speaker 3: Wait so sorry, sorry Poppy, whoa, whoa, whoa sorry Poppy.

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Speaker 6: So anyone can play the song and one hundred and

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Speaker 6: fifty percent of the time it works.

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Speaker 9: One hundred and fifty percent of the time.

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Speaker 7: If I've said that song on and my man looks

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Speaker 7: at me and I look at him, it's on, it's

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Speaker 7: one hundred percent.

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Speaker 4: Wow, hell, one hundred and fifty confused fifty percentages.

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Speaker 5: But it sounds like a good strike rate.

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Speaker 2: Well, poppy, they can Getting back on topic now, though, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we got Holly here, Holly, we're talking about when the

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Speaker 2: man or when your partner is cutesy with the pet.

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Speaker 3: Is it a turn on?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 10: I have a husband who grew up with no pets

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Speaker 10: and he is actually allergic to cats. So when he

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Speaker 10: is all over my cat, there is nothing harder. I

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Speaker 10: want to grab him and take him away from giving

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Speaker 10: them some love and maybe show him the new sheets

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Speaker 10: in the beadroom.

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Speaker 2: Whoa where is three hundred thread count Egyptian continents? What

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Speaker 2: is it?

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Speaker 3: What's a good thread count?

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Speaker 5: I don't know what you went in a thread count?

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Speaker 5: That Manchester is not our bag, Holly? What is it

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Speaker 11: What is it?

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Speaker 5: What's the thing? Talk to me?

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Speaker 10: Maternal instinct and its hay wire.

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Speaker 2: So given he's allergic to the to the cat though,

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Speaker 2: so he's really putting his body on the line, just

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Speaker 2: rashing up and then yeah, does he blow up.

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Speaker 10: He has help us every day, but he still cuddles

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Speaker 10: those cats like they're his children.

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Speaker 5: To God.

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Speaker 4: That makes it even more so he sacrifices himself sacrifice

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Speaker 5: I feel like he knows. I feel like he's figured

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Speaker 3: Why else would you put yourself through an allergic reaction?

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Speaker 5: Now? Woulds uh?

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Speaker 4: Steph Claire Smith apparently just messages on Instagram. She couldn't

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Speaker 4: agree more, give it the boys a buddy, call Steph

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Speaker 4: and then for Christ's sake, to pick up a phone.

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Speaker 4: Go through the back door.

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Speaker 5: You can text us, but you can't call us. Thirty

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Speaker 5: one or sixty five is the phone number. Her partner

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Speaker 5: Josh is cute with their pet Ari that is adorable.

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Speaker 5: The boys step for Christ.

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Speaker 6: She's been on the show before Steph, so she knows

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Speaker 6: the number.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we've got Shari.

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Speaker 5: I think everyone knows the number made. I don't think

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Speaker 5: it's we've got who's called get a Charie? Hey, now, Charie,

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Speaker 5: you have a horse?

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Speaker 3: I do, indeed that's your But what pet do you?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, well yeah, aside from the horse yet, No, my

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Speaker 1: horse is a great turn on with my Mike Jamie.

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Speaker 1: He he and I get really kind of squeeze next

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Speaker 1: to the horse, and I reckon it must be the

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Speaker 1: boots and a cobra that that he wears the kind

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Speaker 1: of turn on.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, right, he gets in the kit, he gets in

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Speaker 5: the full kit for you.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, using your word, you get a

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Speaker 2: bit squeezy right next to the horse.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yes, it's a big romantic you've heard of

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Speaker 1: you've heard of bare backs riding.

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Speaker 5: It's will And right.

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Speaker 4: Now we've got one of our absolute favorites who joins

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Speaker 4: the boys. And there's Ziem who's it's going to be

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Speaker 4: cheering all over the country, and as who's saying that

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Speaker 4: tickets for all your shows at livenation dot com dot

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Speaker 4: are you?

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Speaker 5: What are you yelling about?

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Speaker 3: Noise?

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Speaker 9: What?

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Speaker 5: Nois?

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Speaker 8: Okay?

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Speaker 7: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: Even reported for taking a photo laptop and his camera.

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Speaker 2: All things mate, like that is what I'll just take

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Speaker 3: Spies go through all your nerds keep going. The next

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Speaker 4: That's the key as my thanks for joining us, your

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Speaker 5: This new show.

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Speaker 4: Who's saying that tickets for all in the EM's show

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Speaker 5: Mate. It's always good to have you on the show.

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Speaker 5: Thanks so much for coming on.

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Speaker 7: Men, thanks good will.

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Speaker 5: And you and I were talking about whether or not.

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Speaker 4: Playing with a pet is arousing for your partner, all right, yes, sure,

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Speaker 4: Do you find it arousing when your partner's cute with

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Speaker 5: So we've guilt tripped her and she's in the studio

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Speaker 12: Something I love used to say about my bedroom, but

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Speaker 12: Along with her based par Laura, she co found it

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Speaker 3: Welcome to the show, did you.

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Speaker 5: Step bless me?

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Speaker 5: I'm actually really glad you because it really does. I

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Speaker 5: Nice, it's a lovely message.

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Speaker 4: It's been an amazing journey that I know you've done

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Speaker 5: Steph.

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Speaker 4: I'm going to talk about this more up next because

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Speaker 13: Yeah, and educational and stretching beautiful.

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Speaker 4: If you guys want to learn more about that, you

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Speaker 4: can work out with Steph ad Kick Toour It's going

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Speaker 4: to be happening Melbourne, Sidney, Brisbane. Tickets available at keep

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Speaker 4: It Cleaner dot com. Steph, you have your stick around.

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Speaker 4: We've got a song absolutely bloody Earth.

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Speaker 12: Step were coming up next with the more Willan Woody,

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Speaker 4: We've got the one and only Steph Claire Smith is

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Speaker 4: in the studio. You can work out with Steph Kicktour.

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Speaker 5: Steph, the reason that you're you're here is because your

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Speaker 5: messages the other day. We're doing a phone topic.

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Speaker 4: Do you find it arousing when your partner pays with

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Speaker 4: the pet you've recently had a baby? Is that as

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Speaker 4: a result of your partner playing with your dog?

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Speaker 3: Not as a direct result?

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Speaker 5: Was that the Was it a hop skiff in a job?

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Speaker 8: Was that?

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Speaker 5: Is that the cause?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 13: No, no, no, I think I related because I mean

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Speaker 13: I can say this now, Josh, the way that he

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Speaker 13: was without pet Ari or is without pet Ari, it's

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Speaker 13: very similar, you know, playful and cuddly to the way

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Speaker 13: his parents Harvey and so watching that my maternal.

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Speaker 3: Like put a baby in me to wow, put a

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Speaker 3: baby in me.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, just really straight to the point, isn't it. You

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Speaker 2: do have the baby though, Steph, And I know you

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Speaker 2: work pretty closely with women. Your business partner, Laura Henshaw.

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Speaker 2: I've got the same relationship with Will. He's having a

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Speaker 2: baby very very shortly. How important has her role been

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Speaker 2: in supporting you and what's the best thing she could do.

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Speaker 13: Oh, Laura has been the biggest support and it really

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Speaker 13: I'm so grateful to say that. I think as not

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Speaker 13: only as like a best friend, but as a business

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Speaker 13: partner obviously. That's that's super important that I was. I

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Speaker 13: felt supported in that time because it's been a really

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Speaker 13: confusing transition to be honest as someone who I love

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Speaker 13: what I do.

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Speaker 6: I love what we do. It keep it cleaner, It

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Speaker 6: fuels me with joy.

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Speaker 13: And you know, when I took some time off, I

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Speaker 13: had major fomo of everything everyone at the office. But

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Speaker 13: Laura from the beginning has just kind of let me

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Speaker 13: take my time and work out what works for me.

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Speaker 6: And we've just worked together, and I think the.

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Speaker 13: Biggest thing is collectively to just need to be really

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Speaker 13: open with each other and communication is everything, because I

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Speaker 13: think there was points where I probably held back from

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Speaker 13: being honest with her and maybe gave her the idea

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Speaker 13: that I was super excited to take on more and

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Speaker 13: more and more because I was and took on a

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Speaker 13: little bit too much.

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Speaker 6: And I opened up to her, she.

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Speaker 13: Was like, yeah, cool, that's fine, Like just you don't

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Speaker 13: need to do that, Like let's.

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Speaker 6: Work back around this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, COMMS is always the key, isn't it, because you

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Speaker 2: can make assumptions about what the other person's thinking, which

507
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Speaker 2: can be so so wrong.

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Speaker 4: So I'm having a baby in a couple of months, Steph,

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Speaker 4: and I think one of the things that I'm one

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Speaker 4: hundred percent most keen on is just making sure that

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Speaker 4: I have some sort of.

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Speaker 5: Connection with the child.

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Speaker 4: And I interested to know your thoughts because with your partner,

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Speaker 4: I don't know if he felt he's the same way,

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Speaker 4: but I currently feel like I have no connection to

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Speaker 4: the baby.

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Speaker 5: It's just there's all this stuff going on with Sam.

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Speaker 4: Did you feel the same way where you were late

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Speaker 4: in the pregnancy where you are, like, you know, it

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Speaker 4: almost felt like a little bit more of your load

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Speaker 4: than it did his.

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Speaker 5: And when did that shift?

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Speaker 8: It does?

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Speaker 13: It does, for sure, I think mentally, emotionally, hormonally like

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Speaker 13: it does affect the woman differently. But I think also

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Speaker 13: with the timing of COVID and lockdown, Josh and I

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Speaker 13: were home.

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Speaker 3: A lot together in that.

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Speaker 5: Time COVID parents.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, so it actually kind of worked in our favor

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Speaker 13: because it meant we were both really hands on. And

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Speaker 13: I will say when it came to like being in

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Speaker 13: labor and going through all that, he was such a

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Speaker 13: huge support and was so hands on, Like I honestly

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Speaker 13: don't think I could have done it without him. And

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Speaker 13: he's been able to be really hands on with Harvey.

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Speaker 13: So they've got a beautiful relationship. And you know, I

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Speaker 13: envy it now that I'm back at Well, I come

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Speaker 13: home and he's doing something new and.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, now you're the one who gets back in there.

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Speaker 4: Oh well, congratulations mate, it sounds like it sounds like

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Speaker 4: you're in a really brilliant spot in the moment and

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Speaker 4: as always, just a beacon for women and men, I

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Speaker 4: should say, all over all over the country. Thanks so

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Speaker 4: much for coming on the show. You are welcome back anytime,

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Speaker 4: and promise we'll just give you a standard invite next time.

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Speaker 3: We won't guilt trip you on the radio.

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Speaker 5: So thanks for getting in touch, Thanks for coming in.

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Speaker 1: Always a pleasure.

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Speaker 8: The Women Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Most outrageous story I reckon I've heard all year Scott

552
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Speaker 4: Morrison saying, due to the shortage of forklift drivers, that

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Speaker 4: children should drive forklifts instead.

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Speaker 5: It was an extraordinary, extraordinary he later He.

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Speaker 4: Later retracted that after the Cabinet told him he was

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Speaker 4: barking mad. But we did have a girl called Dakota

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Speaker 4: whose dad was a forklift driver, and she said she

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Speaker 4: reckoned she could actually do the job.

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Speaker 5: Your dad is actually a forklift driver.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think I've done it, so

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Speaker 3: it's not that hard to coder.

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Speaker 9: No, all, I think on and.

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Speaker 3: Turn the gas on. It's not a frigging barbecue. What

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Speaker 3: do you mean you're the game.

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Speaker 14: Now.

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Speaker 3: I was embarrassed when she made me look stupid.

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Speaker 5: Because it turns out you do need to turn the

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Speaker 5: gas on to drive a forkliff.

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Speaker 2: He said a lot of d MS about that, and

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Speaker 2: I thought she was talking about a barbecue. I was wrong,

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Speaker 2: and we do have Tacutacome back to Koda.

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Speaker 3: Dakota. Hi, Hi, I apologize for doubting you yesterday. Dakota.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry, don't worry, You're fine.

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Speaker 3: Oh, thank you. And then I apologize.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure if you heard this or not, but

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Speaker 2: I may have alluded to the fact that maybe you

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Speaker 2: don't know.

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Speaker 3: How to use a phone. Sorry about that. I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: about that, Dakota.

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Speaker 6: No, I don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: Really, okay, great, I appreciate that forgiveness. This is icy.

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Speaker 5: Beautiful now that way through that.

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Speaker 4: The other person that's obviously got some skin in the

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Speaker 4: game here is Dakota's dad, Jeremy, who actually is a

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Speaker 4: forklift driver, joins us right now.

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Speaker 3: Welcome Jeremy to the sh show.

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Speaker 11: Welcome all.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I love people that welcome themselves.

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Speaker 4: Jeremy, So what do you think yesterday when your daughter

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Speaker 4: said she could do your job?

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Speaker 11: I put it a physical challenge. This morning, I set

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Speaker 11: her on said forklift and watched her basically drive like

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Speaker 11: a kitten on a highway.

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Speaker 2: Good way to teach her lesson, Jeremy, check her on

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Speaker 2: some very dangerous machinery.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, well, irresponsible parent is part of the part of

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Speaker 11: the game, of course, I.

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Speaker 3: Can only imagine. I'm not a father myself. So look

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Speaker 3: give me.

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Speaker 2: We've got your both on the phone now. Dakota thinks

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Speaker 2: she can do the job better than you, Jeremy. So

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Speaker 2: we've got a couple of questions here that forklift drivers

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Speaker 2: should know.

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Speaker 11: Yes, okay, I'm intrigued because my knowledge of forklift driving

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Speaker 11: is pretty pretty basic at the best of times.

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Speaker 4: As well, it's basic, aren't you a follow me? Been

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Speaker 4: driving forkliffs for Jeremy?

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Speaker 11: Licensed up in about nineteen eighty seven.

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Speaker 9: But.

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Speaker 5: I still know something about those things where.

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Speaker 11: You goes on auto pilot and right, same in, same out.

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Speaker 3: So maybe Skomo was right.

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Speaker 5: Do you think a sixteen year old could have driven

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Speaker 5: the forklift?

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Speaker 11: Jeremy also much older when I learned how to drive

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Speaker 11: a forkliff. Yeah, it was about twenty one when I

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Speaker 11: got my license, So yeah, look, I believe he's kind

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Speaker 11: of hitting in the right area. But you know, seriously,

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Speaker 11: how many sixteen year olds want a career in forkliff driving.

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Speaker 3: That to Dakota, last school, last Toakata. Do you love it, Dakota.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it sounds like.

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Speaker 14: Running around, but not on your feet.

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Speaker 11: What the hell?

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Speaker 2: That's well described. I've never heard it described so well before.

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Speaker 2: But that's sort of like any car, though, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: Dakota. Kind you're awesome, It's great.

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Speaker 5: You've got to be a wonderful daughter there, Jeremy.

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Speaker 4: All right, right up next we're going to do a

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Speaker 4: forklift test between father and daughter.

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Speaker 5: Could Dakota actually do Jeremy's job? That's the question.

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Speaker 4: Willing had a word right now, Woods we are talking

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Speaker 4: about the facts. Gomo said that kids should be driving

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Speaker 4: forklifts instead of the adults, as as shortage of forklift

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Speaker 4: drivers at the moment, So we wanted to put that

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Speaker 4: to the test. We asked, We asked kids out there,

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Speaker 4: do think they could do their parents' job? Dacoda called us.

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Speaker 4: She's fourteen years old. She said she could do her

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Speaker 4: dad's job. Jeremy is a forklift driver, and he joins us.

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Speaker 5: Right now, can I Jeremy?

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Speaker 11: Good? I have to learn again? Now?

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Speaker 7: Were we all?

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Speaker 5: Jess? You've been driving forklift since nineteen eighty seven?

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Speaker 11: A right, yes, that's right. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: What's the most memorable lift?

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Speaker 11: Oh? A really big one once so I think it

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Speaker 11: was on a Tuesday.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I was there, Jeremy, I feel like

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Speaker 3: I was there. So Jeremy, just I'm curious.

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Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty seven, what was the license process like

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Speaker 2: to become a forklift driver.

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Speaker 11: It was a very arduous affair. It was basically picked

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Speaker 11: something up, removed through a ridiculously tight spot, put it

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Speaker 11: down somewhere, don't hit the instructor, pick up a piece

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Speaker 11: of paper on.

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Speaker 3: The way out.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's pretty good.

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Speaker 4: Can I ask you chairs? I mean, I'm not a trader.

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Speaker 4: I have been a trader, you can probably tell. But

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Speaker 4: when you're on like a site, where do you guys

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Speaker 4: sit on the pecking order? Because I always thought the

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Speaker 4: guy on the forklift, you know, he looks like a

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Speaker 4: bit of an authoritative figure.

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Speaker 11: I pretend to agree. I'm also the boss there, so

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Speaker 11: that's yeah. I get on there and it's everyone scatter.

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Speaker 11: You know, if you have to know good, I'll find.

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Speaker 4: You with.

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Speaker 3: A right all right.

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Speaker 2: So we want to prove though, if your daughter to

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Speaker 2: Coda who is on the phone as well, Hello Dakota

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Speaker 2: by Dakota's quickly, has your dad ever chased you on

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Speaker 2: the forklift sometime in my lifetime? Holy moly, your parenting

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Speaker 2: is getting better and better, Jeremy. To prove though, who

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Speaker 2: knows about forklifts more? Or if Dakota you could do

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Speaker 2: the job better than your dad. We have a quiz here,

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Speaker 2: a forklift license quiz. This is an actual therese are

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Speaker 2: actual questions from a forklift license test. JA, so names

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Speaker 2: is buzzers. I mean, Jeremy, you shouldn't be beaten here.

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Speaker 3: But here we go, nas We've got a best of

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Speaker 3: three scenario here. Here we got question one.

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Speaker 2: According to section six' one A of the Transport Authority's

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Speaker 2: forklift guide. A forklift is said to be unattended when

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Speaker 2: the operator is a out of the forklift seat, be

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Speaker 2: asleep at the wheel, or ce more than five meters away.

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Speaker 11: Jeremy Dakara, Oh wow, Dad's going to go first, Dad,

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Speaker 11: I don't know. I'm going to hand this over to Decota.

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Speaker 11: I want to find out what it is actually.

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Speaker 3: In independent paper, Jeremy, as we go, data over to you.

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Speaker 11: My guess is.

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Speaker 3: That is the great?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's direct, that's the correct. Dakota up.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to question two. Dakota, you are in the lead.

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Speaker 3: It's one, Neil.

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Speaker 7: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Question two.

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Speaker 5: The tilt.

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Speaker 2: The tilt cylinder on a forklift should always be at

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Speaker 2: what operating pressure A two hundred bar, B three hundred.

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Speaker 3: Bar or see one bar? She's again, Wow, she is Dakota.

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Speaker 7: What is it?

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Speaker 3: I think it's B B three hundred bars?

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Speaker 5: Is this for the win? It is correct?

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Speaker 3: Bloody done it, bloody done it.

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Speaker 4: Geez, so smarter than a forklift driver, smarter than her

704
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:12,040
Speaker 4: father can do her father's job.

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Speaker 3: Are we any words to your father? Dakota?

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Speaker 5: Do you there any words from you?

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Speaker 8: There?

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Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 11: Look, I'm retiring effective immediately, and I'm handing the keys

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00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:24,680
Speaker 11: literally over to Dakota.

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Speaker 3: Beautiful. It's been a beautiful moment. Good on you, guys.

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Speaker 3: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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00:31:34,880 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: So a kindergarten teacher has revealed to her TikTok audience

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Speaker 2: the phone call that she dreads making the most to parents.

715
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Speaker 2: And I'm gonna be honest. I was pretty pumped when

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Speaker 2: I clicked on this story because I was like, Oh,

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Speaker 2: what's it gonna be? Like the worst phone call that

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Speaker 2: can be made to a parent. And her answer was

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Speaker 2: telling them that the kid has a high temperature.

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Speaker 5: Oh God, just spare me viscerally.

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Speaker 4: That's why I don't click on the links, mate, you

722
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Speaker 4: just get the producers to summarize the article. Phone click

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Speaker 4: on the link that is that is a mugs game, mate, Furious,

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Speaker 4: what would you get?

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Speaker 15: Little?

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Speaker 5: You get lurid by the headline, don't you blow it in?

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Speaker 2: And I took a nibble and furious for taking a nibble.

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Speaker 2: It has spawned an idea, Will, so we know the

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Speaker 2: teacher thinks that thinks the worst high temperature is a

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Speaker 2: high temperature. Mate, surely there are worse examples.

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Speaker 4: I had a kid in my year. You know when

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Speaker 4: you used to have my four year old kindergarten? This

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Speaker 4: is you know when you used to have like pet chickens.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well I used to

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Speaker 2: come into class into yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. We used to have it in an incubator.

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Speaker 6: They lived there.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we had him in an incubator. Do you didn't

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Speaker 5: have that?

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Speaker 3: No, we couldn't be trusted.

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Speaker 5: We had him.

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Speaker 3: We had special days.

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Speaker 4: Well, a kid called David, let's not go there, killed

744
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Speaker 4: a chicken accidentally.

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Speaker 5: Accidentally. I just squeezed it too tight. Imagine again that

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Speaker 5: call from you from the from the kindergarten to.

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Speaker 3: The parts your son, David's just killed a chicken.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've had we've had a bad case of popcorn

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Speaker 4: chicken on the rug down here.

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Speaker 5: MT's not call that he squeezed it too tight.

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Speaker 3: That's a shocking phone call, certainly worse.

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Speaker 5: Than a temperature. I was just on the top of

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Speaker 5: my head. There was some shocking calls that parents have

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Speaker 5: received out there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we got Julie here.

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Speaker 2: Now, Julie, you're you're the principal of a school, so

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Speaker 2: I assume you were the one making a phone call.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm a preschool director.

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Speaker 14: So I once had to call to children's two little

760
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Speaker 14: boys mums because they decided to hide in the bathroom

761
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Speaker 14: and color in each other's penises, like completely coloring like

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Speaker 14: with multi colored with texts.

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Speaker 5: And they went for the rainbow dick did they load

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Speaker 5: it in?

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Speaker 9: They went with completely rainbow?

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Speaker 14: There was there was no room for anything else and

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Speaker 14: it wasn't coming off, And I couldn't, you know, say

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Speaker 14: that was a conversation because I don't know how long it.

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Speaker 10: Took to get off afterwards.

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Speaker 5: How did you find out jolly like do they walk

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Speaker 5: in and brandishing it or you well know, they.

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Speaker 9: Were the two little boys that you always had to

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Speaker 9: you know, there's always a few kids in the class

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Speaker 9: that you out.

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Speaker 14: They've been very quiet and we had been doing coloring

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Speaker 14: in and I stuck the head in the bathroom to

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Speaker 14: see what was going on, and they'd hidden in the shower.

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Speaker 9: They each have his pants down.

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Speaker 14: And they were going for the gold and they wanted

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Speaker 14: to show everybody.

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Speaker 5: Of course, so what words are you using with their parents?

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Speaker 5: They're like what what?

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Speaker 8: Like?

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Speaker 9: How did you how did your delicate words?

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Speaker 14: But I just didn't want them to go home, and

786
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Speaker 14: then you.

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Speaker 9: Know, because obviously with issues like this and sharp protection

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Speaker 9: and stuff like that, you had to and say, you

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Speaker 9: know who initiated the boys thought they were absolutely hilarious.

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Speaker 3: Because I mean, I think it's hilarious. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 3: honest with you, Julia, I think it's great.

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Speaker 5: Ah, that is amazing.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to Chris.

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Speaker 6: Now, Chris, this was your son in kindergarten and you

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Speaker 6: got a phone call.

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Speaker 7: It was actually kindergarten, a new one.

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Speaker 8: So kindergarten.

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Speaker 1: He mooned his friends in the playground.

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Speaker 7: It's not too bad. Would you deal with that one?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 7: In year one, I get a call from the principal

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Speaker 7: in his Catholic scripture class. He was a bit bored,

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Speaker 7: so he stood up and he mooned the Catholic scripture teacher.

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Speaker 1: Oh Mercy, yes, so quickly.

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Speaker 7: Talking to the principal, I asked he if what was hereditary?

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Speaker 7: And she was mortified.

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Speaker 9: What does his father do that?

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00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 7: And I said nobody. His mum's been busted a few times,

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Speaker 7: laughing at us.

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Speaker 3: Parting the Brown sea. If you don't mind, it's a

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Speaker 3: biblical reference. Let's go to Rebecca Hair.

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Speaker 5: You had to.

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Speaker 3: I had to. I was forced. Rebecca. You got a

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Speaker 3: call from kinder. I'm good, I'm going to enjoy this.

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Speaker 15: Yes, yes, my son's now eight. So it was about

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Speaker 15: four years ago and I got a phone call from

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Speaker 15: the kinder that he had gotten himself stuck in you know,

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Speaker 15: the wooden plate ovens. Oh yeah, right, so he had

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Speaker 15: climbing but he couldn't get out because his head was

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Speaker 15: too big.

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Speaker 3: You sure this isn't will.

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Speaker 5: It's well? And would?

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Speaker 4: I want to know if anyone thinks they're good at

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Speaker 4: predicting the future, it can't be that hard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought you'd say that. I say that I

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Speaker 5: feeling that a.

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Speaker 2: Lot of people know, like a lot of things that

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Speaker 2: are going to happen are there's some obvious ones that

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Speaker 2: are going to come.

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Speaker 3: Everyone.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna event get to the Mars. We're

832
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Speaker 2: going to get there because you know, the riding's on

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Speaker 2: the wall a little bit, is it?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: You know?

836
00:36:37,080 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Mate, what's Amazon boy? What's that?

838
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 5: God you're daking about? Elon Musk?

839
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 3: No, Amazon Boy?

840
00:36:42,239 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 5: Oh the bears, the bears.

841
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 3: He went up there in his doodle, his big doodleship here.

842
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 4: No, all right. So the reason I'm talking about this

843
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 4: is because there's a guy on TikTok who claims to

844
00:36:55,200 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 4: be a time traveler from twenty twenty eight, and he

845
00:36:58,040 --> 00:36:59,120
Speaker 4: shares proof of that.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so he doesn't claim to predict the future. He

847
00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: has literally been to the future.

848
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Speaker 5: He's from the future.

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Speaker 3: Oh blood, that's what he's claiming.

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Speaker 4: His name is uniquo soor breviviente, which it apparently means

851
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Speaker 4: only survivor.

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Speaker 5: So he claims he's the only survivor from the year

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Speaker 5: twenty twenty eight.

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00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 3: Oh that's truth.

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00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's just taken photos and videos of just

856
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Speaker 4: empty streets, which I think he's taking.

857
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Speaker 5: Advantage of the fact that his country's into lockdown.

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Speaker 3: Oh, he's saying, this is twenty twenty eight.

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Speaker 16: He's to check it out. That's that's hilarious. That's really funny,

860
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Speaker 16: pretty funny. So he says, like day three hundred and

861
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Speaker 16: forty empty stuff, So I know if he's getting up

862
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Speaker 16: early and stuff. Anyway, it led me to think maybe

863
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Speaker 16: we should play a game on the air trying to

864
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Speaker 16: predict the future.

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Speaker 11: I'm from the future.

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Speaker 14: Oh yeah, I prove it.

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Speaker 4: As you said, there are some things which are easy

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Speaker 4: to predict, some things are harder.

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Speaker 3: I was actually talking about a woman before the song.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, who are you talking about? Bulgarian woman?

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Speaker 3: Everyone was laughing at me, going, oh god, he's lost it.

872
00:38:03,160 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 3: I'm talking about Bubbavanger.

873
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,400
Speaker 2: Who is this incredible mystic clairvoyant from Bulgaria. Yeah, she

874
00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:11,080
Speaker 2: predicted death of Diana the inauguration of Baraco.

875
00:38:11,160 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 5: But you did the death of Diana.

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00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, what did she say?

877
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 2: I think she said like this, we'll die exactly on

878
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Speaker 2: the date. Oh she now, literally she's an incredible Look up,

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00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 2: Bubba Vunger. She's world famous. I probably none of you

880
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 2: have heard of it. Oh yeah, and by the way,

881
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:28,400
Speaker 2: apparently the world will end in five seventy nine, according

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00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:28,840
Speaker 2: to Vunger.

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00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,920
Speaker 5: Oh nice, nice to know that we are missed that.

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00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:32,960
Speaker 8: Right.

885
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:34,680
Speaker 4: So we've got Abby who's called who also thinks she

886
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 4: can predict it. Well, you predict the weather in the future, Abbey,

887
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:37,920
Speaker 4: So you're gonna give it a go.

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00:38:39,960 --> 00:38:43,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can predict the weather three days before range.

889
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:46,040
Speaker 3: That's it's a pretty good apple.

890
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Speaker 5: Weather's pretty good. All right, let's do it.

891
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 4: So the way this is going to work, guys, you

892
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,120
Speaker 4: to future predictors and I'm going to play a bit

893
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:57,440
Speaker 4: of audio. Yeah, okay, will tell you what you're predicting

894
00:38:57,560 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 4: in the future. Yeah, right, and you're gonna do it.

895
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,160
Speaker 5: Like a news headline.

896
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, you'll hear the news music.

897
00:39:03,080 --> 00:39:04,439
Speaker 5: Abby will let Woody go first.

898
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Speaker 6: Okay, the professional okay, yeah, you are the professional broadcaster.

899
00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 3: Follow my lead, Abby, following my lad?

900
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:11,400
Speaker 4: Are you ready to go?

901
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:11,799
Speaker 3: Yeah?

902
00:39:12,120 --> 00:39:12,359
Speaker 10: Okay.

903
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:16,720
Speaker 2: America has just announced President Joe Biden.

904
00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,920
Speaker 3: I've come up blank, has come up blank. That's pretty accurate.

905
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:27,759
Speaker 3: He always comes up. Well, you've actually know that. Have

906
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:33,520
Speaker 3: you well done? Abby? You've done a sleepy join us.

907
00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 5: That's normally We're going to go back to you now.

908
00:39:39,640 --> 00:39:41,600
Speaker 3: I don't know for sure, I didn't know.

909
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,359
Speaker 5: You happy to give it another crack?

910
00:39:45,360 --> 00:39:45,560
Speaker 8: Yeah?

911
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:47,440
Speaker 5: What's up?

912
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,680
Speaker 6: An update on the situation with Kanye West.

913
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 14: He has now adopted sixteenth as it took.

914
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: My bit, but I don't mind you. Sammy dumped in sixteen.

915
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 5: I've got one more. I think we've got one o

916
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Speaker 5: the news.

917
00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 2: The world in shock after radio host Woody Whitelore.

918
00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 7: Was shat on by an elephant.

919
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,360
Speaker 3: Did you say was shatter on?

920
00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:30,319
Speaker 5: She's good?

921
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:35,000
Speaker 3: I was dying, She's good good?

922
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Speaker 10: I mean