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Speaker 1: Welcome to the BTS podcast.

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Speaker 2: Now, usually we answer your questions, but it just feels like, well,

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Speaker 2: you're you're on the other side of the world, and

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Speaker 2: like today's live radio show was all about you've been

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Speaker 2: from a secret location, so I couldn't actually talk to

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Speaker 2: you about how your experience has been, which.

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Speaker 3: I think is a bit of a slap in the

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Speaker 3: face for anyone that listens Beat to BTS because they

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Speaker 3: probably know that Sam's Dutch. I mean, these are these

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Speaker 3: are our fans. The people listen to his podcast, so

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Speaker 3: they probably already knew, and they were screaming at their

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Speaker 3: radios on the drive home. So I'm sorry about that, guys.

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Speaker 3: If you were listening live, that would have been very,

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Speaker 3: very frustrating to hear people call up and suggest China

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Speaker 3: and whatever else they called that with on this afternoon

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Speaker 3: show with where I was. But yeah, I'm in the

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Speaker 3: Netherlands for two weeks so that Sam and Max can

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Speaker 3: have some family time.

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Speaker 1: Let's see myself though. How is the flight?

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Speaker 4: Flight was amazing?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 1: Was it amazing?

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Speaker 4: Because I did never Toddler.

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Speaker 3: It was the first international flight done without a toddlight

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Speaker 3: in a very very long time, and I'd forgotten how

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Speaker 3: enjoyable that is. I also like so our ep captain

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Speaker 3: poop Pan's flow over here as well. Not sure how

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Speaker 3: he swindled it, but you know, he's deemed himself a

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Speaker 3: necessary service over here, and he he fell into the

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Speaker 3: trap of like ask you know, he was like he

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Speaker 3: tried to be a bit of a big dog, got

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Speaker 3: himself an upgrade for his first leg? Did you really

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Speaker 3: suffered suffered hard on the second leg? I took three

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Speaker 3: flights and each one got increasingly shitter.

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Speaker 1: And at what point did you lose your bag?

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Speaker 4: That was in the last That was the kick in

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Speaker 4: the teeth at the end. That was the airlines.

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Speaker 3: That was after the airlines had broken him his mind

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Speaker 3: and his body, and then they were just kicking him

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Speaker 3: on the floor on the at the end, just a

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Speaker 3: bit of salt in the wound. But I, on the

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Speaker 3: other hand, was just like, you know, they were like,

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Speaker 3: you're you know what, you're a single guy. We're going

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Speaker 3: to chuck you at the back of the plane by yourself,

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Speaker 3: window seat.

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Speaker 4: And it was fucking awesome. I watched like eight movies

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Speaker 4: over the course of twenty hours.

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Speaker 3: Had a woman drool on me because she's had too

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Speaker 3: many valumes.

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Speaker 4: She sat next to me.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it was pretty late. It was really economy class experience.

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Speaker 3: Ate everything on the tray, the bread roll, the salad,

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Speaker 3: the profederoles, you know, just gluttonous flying.

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Speaker 2: Real weird way to start to sell there by saying

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Speaker 2: bread rolling, salad when you're talking about the.

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Speaker 3: Food, because they are the ship things that no one

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Speaker 3: eats on the on the plate, a whole tray of

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Speaker 3: airline food. Yeah, you know, you often avoid the bread

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Speaker 3: roll and the salad. But I tucked in.

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Speaker 4: I ate.

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Speaker 3: I think I ate every meal. I made it like

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Speaker 3: a point of I'm going to eat every airline meal,

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Speaker 3: and I think I had six plain meals.

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Speaker 1: Eating the value.

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Speaker 2: Did the attendant button that asking for more as well,

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Speaker 2: because I always feel that uncomfortable during that.

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Speaker 4: No, I didn't do that, but it was.

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Speaker 3: It was. It was a blissful flight, really nice. And

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Speaker 3: then I got here and Sam picked me up from

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Speaker 3: the airport. Nice, which was really nice. And then I

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Speaker 3: arrived at our a common got an apartment here in

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Speaker 3: Amsterdam on the Amstell River.

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Speaker 1: You and Pooey standing together, Pooey, have you you on

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Speaker 1: the pooey?

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Speaker 4: No? No, I've got my own.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm saying some sort of student accommodation,

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Speaker 3: which I came the other day.

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Speaker 2: So you lost your bag and you're effectively not a

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Speaker 2: brothel but a hostel.

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Speaker 1: You're at a hostel.

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Speaker 4: He's not a brothel.

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Speaker 1: I always god, we are.

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Speaker 3: At Amsterdam, and there could be a bit of a

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Speaker 3: two for one there for who knows what happens overseas

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Speaker 3: stays over season? All right, brother, no, so we So

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Speaker 3: he's saying that, he's saying in a hostel, and I'm

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Speaker 3: saying in an apartment like a big boy.

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Speaker 2: Is there a Kenticky tour you're going on at some stage.

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Speaker 4: Just to continue his nineteen year old tour of Amsterdam.

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Speaker 3: He's walking around with a Dutch with a Dutch flag

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Speaker 3: coming out of his hat. He's very excited. He bought

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Speaker 3: a hundred year old dollar. He bought a hundred year

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Speaker 3: old bottle.

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Speaker 4: Of wine, know it was. It was very excited about

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Speaker 4: the wine list.

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Speaker 1: On the company car. Do you tell me if there

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Speaker 1: poo as well?

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Speaker 4: I didn't say that at all. I did not say

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Speaker 1: You're shaking your head and winking at me, all right, mate,

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Speaker 1: your secrets for me?

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Speaker 4: No, No, that's not true. Secrets weak secrets. It's got

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Speaker 4: a secrets here.

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Speaker 3: And then yeah, so I got here Woods and then yeah,

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Speaker 3: straight into the apartment and Max is my daughter is

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Speaker 3: incredibly sick. So it's been she's just been on any

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Speaker 3: biotics yesterday. So actually it's amazing. It's funny how that

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Speaker 3: works out. I think I arrived just in the nicker

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Speaker 3: time for Sem to fall in a heap because she's

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Speaker 3: had to deal with a very sick toddler for three weeks.

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Speaker 4: Oh so it's good to be. It's very very good

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Speaker 4: to be here.

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Speaker 3: It's nice to be able to Yeah, how about Max

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Speaker 3: has just been amazing. It's funny how much you forget

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Speaker 3: how much life kids give you, even though on paper

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Speaker 3: they look draining and and you know it's going to

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Speaker 3: affect you sleep and all that sort of stuff.

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Speaker 4: She's just so energizing, so much fun to be.

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Speaker 2: You really did have the beautiful deal here. So obviously

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Speaker 2: the antibiotics have kicked in. So she's up and a PA,

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Speaker 2: didn't you say.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, she she started she had she I got

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Speaker 3: here and I was like, she's so sick. She's got hand,

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Speaker 3: foot in mouth, so she's covered in bumps again. She's

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Speaker 3: running a fever, and then she's had diarrhea for two weeks,

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Speaker 3: so we think she's just got back to you'll infection

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Speaker 3: as well. So I landed and Sam was just like

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Speaker 3: it was almost like I'm not sure how much World

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Speaker 3: War World War two knowledge everyone has, but it's kind

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Speaker 3: of like how the Europeans felt before the Americans arrived.

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Speaker 3: You know, they were just strung out, completely beaten, you know,

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Speaker 3: needed they needed the cavalry to arrive. And I was

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Speaker 3: the Americans parachuting in with all this new artillery, and

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Speaker 3: I was just like, I'm here to say the day.

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Speaker 3: I was welcomed like a guard by my partner, and

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Speaker 3: then she went and shut the door in her room

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Speaker 3: and slept away from me and her child because she

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Speaker 3: needed some rest.

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Speaker 4: So it was kind of, you know, like.

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Speaker 2: Nice, romantic, beautiful, all right, well, bloody good, bloody good

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Speaker 2: to see you and hear you. It's lovely here in Australia,

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Speaker 2: by the way, ship out weather cold, miserable.

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Speaker 4: It's here as well.

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Speaker 1: It's actually nice to hear that. That is nice to

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Speaker 1: what are you doing?

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Speaker 4: It's cold?

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Speaker 3: It's cold here at the moment, but I think Poe

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Speaker 3: and I are thinking about ducking down to Madrid on

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Speaker 3: the weekend and.

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Speaker 1: It's dirty and look at you, just just when I

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Speaker 1: was playing like that. They're not being mean about it.

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Speaker 1: They're not being mean about the head. They're in Europe

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Speaker 1: over summer.

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Speaker 4: Between the eyes to Philip Island. Go to Philip Island.

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Speaker 1: Sure, thanks, you guys, just see something shod.

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Speaker 4: I just have some balloons your hands.

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Speaker 1: When up, the balloons automatically set off.

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Speaker 4: How do I get them going again?

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Speaker 1: Watching this is fail double thumbs up, double thumbs terrible

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Speaker 1: podcast audio. Let's Go