WEBVTT - #177: Fatty From Apple Miranda 0:00:02.400 --> 0:00:06.720 Is it just understood to blay a couple of mitches? 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:13.200 Delease yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. Would 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:14.640 you rather sit on a cake and eat a dick? 0:00:14.720 --> 0:00:15.840 Or sit on a dick and eat a cake? 0:00:16.000 --> 0:00:17.120 Sit on a dick and eat a cake? 0:00:17.120 --> 0:00:19.160 Absolutely? If you sit on the cake, you ruin it. 0:00:19.200 --> 0:00:20.400 Do you think I'd have a waste a cake by 0:00:20.440 --> 0:00:28.600 sit No? His Michuri and Mitchell coups. How are you? 0:00:29.040 --> 0:00:29.280 Hello? 0:00:29.640 --> 0:00:32.800 You Parla? You lovely in the floral print. Your hair's 0:00:32.800 --> 0:00:34.000 all blonde one out? 0:00:34.040 --> 0:00:34.720 I think you. 0:00:35.360 --> 0:00:36.880 I didn't really go to much effort. It says to 0:00:36.920 --> 0:00:38.720 having a good hair day. I love it when those 0:00:38.800 --> 0:00:41.560 days happen. I'm just like, oh, let it flow, darling. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:43.120 And you can never pick it, can you? 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.480 No, there's no rhym or reason. 0:00:44.600 --> 0:00:46.519 I've got more dice in attachments, and I know what 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.800 to do with it. I don't know what any of 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:50.320 them do. Really, I really should learn. There's one that 0:00:50.360 --> 0:00:52.559 looks like a UFO with sharp things in it, and 0:00:52.600 --> 0:00:54.840 there's one that looks like a tidal wave. One looks 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.040 like like a put inside me. 0:00:56.280 --> 0:00:58.600 Yeah, well, a lot of those things, a lot of 0:00:58.600 --> 0:01:00.200 those attachments wouldn't work you. 0:01:00.200 --> 0:01:01.840 You're very limited with that length hair. 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:03.959 Yeah, I know, I've got the roal lesbian cut, don't. 0:01:03.720 --> 0:01:05.360 I wonder what you look like with long hair? 0:01:05.840 --> 0:01:09.520 Oh God, I'd look like a prisoner of Azkaban, you reckon, Yeah, 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:11.720 like an extra, you know, and Harry Potter. And they're like, well, 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:13.720 we just need someone to look like Warlockie, and they 0:01:13.760 --> 0:01:15.360 put like a chubby guy with a round face and 0:01:15.560 --> 0:01:17.440 like a really oily slickhead of hair, like walk in 0:01:17.440 --> 0:01:19.960 the background in mude. Oh, that would be what I'd 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:20.360 look like. 0:01:20.760 --> 0:01:23.120 Oh, you never know, because when I told people I 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.640 was going with hair long, they were like, duh, done 0:01:26.640 --> 0:01:27.240 know about that? 0:01:27.440 --> 0:01:29.360 You're sure you want to do that? And now look 0:01:29.360 --> 0:01:29.600 at me. 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:32.759 Oh, I've known you with long hair more than i've 0:01:32.760 --> 0:01:33.640 known you with your twin care. 0:01:33.920 --> 0:01:35.679 Oh you barely knew me with the twin hat. I've 0:01:35.680 --> 0:01:37.399 already started growing it at that point. I was wearing 0:01:37.440 --> 0:01:38.400 the hats to cover it up. 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.080 Interesting that I tried to stop sucking you as the 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:42.119 hair grew out, though, Yeah, I noticed. It's a real 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:44.640 trend there, Jenna. Shake your head, because I hope you 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.880 go toil Price Giby. Jenna welcome on that note. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:48.600 Hello. 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.279 Returning after silent for a couple of weeks. 0:01:52.440 --> 0:01:55.640 Yes, Yes, had the live show. Who joins Cinna Manda 0:01:55.720 --> 0:01:56.240 Live Show? 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:59.360 Yeah, so we've all been on tour this this month. Yes. 0:01:59.480 --> 0:02:02.920 Wow, she went to she went to what Rudy Hill? 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:03.440 Where'd you go? 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:04.360 I went to Rudy Hill? 0:02:04.920 --> 0:02:09.760 They performed at the Colisse. Yeah, not Rome, No. 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:11.840 Cold Rudy Hill. 0:02:12.720 --> 0:02:13.720 How was your Life show? 0:02:13.919 --> 0:02:14.720 It was really good? 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:18.240 Actually it was She's part of the family. 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:20.120 I was on stage at the end. 0:02:20.560 --> 0:02:23.120 Fourth the final curtain call, so I went in the front. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:24.680 How did you bow show us? 0:02:25.400 --> 0:02:28.360 I got up, She's getting it and I went. 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:30.919 My god, it's a curtsy. 0:02:31.360 --> 0:02:33.160 I pretended like in a theater production. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:36.320 And then I do you know how. 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:37.760 They reached for the lighters? 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:38.520 Oh? 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:41.880 Yes, Then they gesture towards the stage guards, the lighting guards, 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:43.240 the bloody it's your pit. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:46.280 I'm that Wicked. When I went to Wicked, what happened? 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.400 They poured it down? I went there like, Yeah, I 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:51.640 didn't realize. I'm like, are they apporting the costume makers? 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:53.640 Because the shoes were hard to make? Because I went 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:55.680 quit looking down, I'm like I was like looking up 0:02:55.680 --> 0:02:58.919 out of my chair. Whose days at it worked? 0:02:59.160 --> 0:03:00.560 I've never been to a musical. 0:03:00.919 --> 0:03:02.720 No, I forgot that there was a pit. 0:03:02.919 --> 0:03:06.880 Yeah, I forgot, now that you hear, Jenna, important fucking 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:09.519 discussion we need to have between the three of us. 0:03:10.520 --> 0:03:14.560 Can we be bothered with Christmas presents this year? Oh? 0:03:14.720 --> 0:03:17.320 Or should we do like a Secret Sanata, which is 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:19.160 not that eventful us. 0:03:19.240 --> 0:03:20.239 I don't know how that will work. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:25.600 Or the Savage Santa where we steal. Yeah, there's three 0:03:25.639 --> 0:03:28.600 presents in total. We'll buy one each and then we're 0:03:28.639 --> 0:03:31.520 allowed to steal one from someone if we prefer their present. 0:03:31.639 --> 0:03:35.640 Oh yeah, that seems very us. You love to argue. Yeah, 0:03:35.880 --> 0:03:37.960 let's just say what's the budget. 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:38.800 I don't know. 0:03:38.920 --> 0:03:42.440 Fifty Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, okay, let's do it. Let's 0:03:42.440 --> 0:03:44.280 do Savage Santa and the final show of the year. 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:44.760 We'll do it. 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:45.200 Okay. 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.280 Have you seen that our idiots in our Facebook group 0:03:47.280 --> 0:03:51.560 and during idiots are doing a squish mellow Secret Santa. Yes? 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.920 I saw That's what I was probably going to get 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:56.840 for our Savage Santa. Damn imagine we orders rocked up. 0:03:56.880 --> 0:03:58.920 It was three squish mellows. I was actually that was 0:03:58.960 --> 0:03:59.680 what I was thinking. 0:04:00.000 --> 0:04:04.240 I fuck my new mallo. Fuck, I don't want another one. 0:04:04.280 --> 0:04:07.960 I've got two. Now I've got two, but I'm more. No, 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:08.760 I don't want more. 0:04:08.920 --> 0:04:11.520 Well, I want Eric at the bar instructor of course. 0:04:11.560 --> 0:04:14.200 Yeah, you need to hunt down it. Yeh. I'm still 0:04:14.200 --> 0:04:16.640 stuck with my fucking lemon wedge, whatever dumb name is. 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:18.960 We're not talking about squshmellow. There has to be something 0:04:19.000 --> 0:04:20.400 other than squishmallows for Christmas. 0:04:20.440 --> 0:04:23.400 Did I tell you that I'm doing Sean's family Christmas 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.640 this weekend because they're all going to be scattered on 0:04:25.680 --> 0:04:26.360 actual Christmas. 0:04:26.640 --> 0:04:28.240 He's game this weekend. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.680 Yeah, that was the only time the whole family, aunts 0:04:30.720 --> 0:04:31.520 and uncles, et cetera. 0:04:31.600 --> 0:04:32.000 Were free. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:35.440 So it's happening this weekend. And Shord said to me, Oh, 0:04:35.600 --> 0:04:37.760 the person who got you for secrets and I gave 0:04:37.800 --> 0:04:39.400 them an idea. I hope you like it. And I 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:43.360 was like, you means secret Santa, and he goes, yeah, 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:46.000 you got my step mum Kathy. Did I not tell you? 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:49.400 It's like, no, you fucking didn't, So I had no 0:04:49.560 --> 0:04:51.000 time to think of something for Kathy. 0:04:51.160 --> 0:04:53.640 Oh no, so what did you get her? 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:57.120 You can reveal it because I actually just likes Gin, 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.800 so they're doing these things at the bottle ow they 0:04:59.800 --> 0:05:03.159 do a gift pack, like a bottle of Bailey's with 0:05:03.240 --> 0:05:03.880 a coffee mug. 0:05:03.960 --> 0:05:06.120 I got like a Gin bottle with Yeah they're. 0:05:06.040 --> 0:05:10.000 Nice a branded glass as well, so not huge imagination. 0:05:10.080 --> 0:05:13.600 But again it went over the twenty dollars complaining. 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:15.039 Wait, so who got you? Do you know he did? 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:16.320 No idea, no idea. 0:05:16.360 --> 0:05:17.680 They're always really stressful. 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:18.320 God. 0:05:18.320 --> 0:05:21.240 I remember when I did my ex's a Filipino family Christmas. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:23.599 I'm like, oh, I'll get them something nice, and I 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.080 got like a soap pack, but I got the sixteen 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:29.280 year old nephew and she got was so fucked off. 0:05:29.320 --> 0:05:30.480 And then I opened my gifts and I got a 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:34.480 drone drone. This is this is really. I'm like, I 0:05:34.520 --> 0:05:36.360 went to Lo Cetan and got a like Lmond oil 0:05:36.400 --> 0:05:38.640 and you know, a bar of soap, and she's like, thanks, 0:05:38.680 --> 0:05:40.680 I'm fucking drinking on the weekends and I was on 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.200 MTMA last night. Thanks for the soap. And then I 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:46.240 get his uncle who's like, here's a drone. We love you. 0:05:46.279 --> 0:05:47.479 Having used part of the family. 0:05:50.920 --> 0:05:52.600 How expensive would the drone of It. 0:05:52.520 --> 0:05:55.159 Was one of those JB. High fire specials. It wasn't 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:57.240 a brand of one that's still cool, one of those 0:05:57.240 --> 0:05:59.680 ones that would fly be really noisy, and everyone had 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.039 watch around to play with it on Christmas Day, you know, 0:06:02.279 --> 0:06:05.520 like every cousin gets a flagship toy on Christmas. Show 0:06:05.560 --> 0:06:07.880 me it. Mine was VR last year, and I made 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:12.400 all my family watch porn. But what I got a 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.000 VR headset. I made all my family members watch VR 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:19.520 porn except your family. Yeah, we're an open family, clearly. 0:06:20.400 --> 0:06:22.760 Except the problem is porn had an advance far enough 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:25.720 to be gay porn on Vaea. The Plant Studios had 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:28.040 only done straight porn. Fine for the family, but I 0:06:28.080 --> 0:06:28.800 was repulsed. 0:06:29.920 --> 0:06:31.560 That's bizarre that they haven't done that. 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:35.480 Have you ever tried it VR porn? Have I tried porn? 0:06:35.640 --> 0:06:37.520 Put those two words together, VR porn? 0:06:40.040 --> 0:06:41.400 No, I have not. I've not done VR. 0:06:41.480 --> 0:06:43.960 Oh my god, I'm bringing it in even know it exists, 0:06:44.160 --> 0:06:45.680 know that this is the first thing I'd ever mentioned. 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.600 Oh sorry. The problem is with it is the scales 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:51.400 all wrong, so you look like it looks like God's 0:06:51.440 --> 0:06:53.760 Zilla and Mothra fighting in the city, except they're just 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:56.600 a dick and a vagina. You like sitting on the couch, 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:58.880 and then there's just like these two big people just 0:06:58.920 --> 0:07:01.160 in your in your work, old fucking. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:03.240 Look up at them. They're standing above. 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:05.600 Yeah, they're giant people. Or you can scale it down 0:07:05.640 --> 0:07:07.000 and zoom it out and it looks like you're in 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:10.040 the room in the corner watching and as you walk 0:07:10.120 --> 0:07:12.000 up you can get closer to them. It's really quite 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.520 it's quite exciting. Should I bring it? 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:17.640 I mean, I'm kind of curious to look, but I 0:07:17.640 --> 0:07:18.760 don't think even if they. 0:07:18.600 --> 0:07:21.080 Did gay porn, I don't think that's for me. 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:23.680 I'll check if they've updated it. 0:07:24.480 --> 0:07:26.120 Yeah, well you can do that when you bring it in. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:27.880 Fantastic. 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:30.400 That's the next week's Wow, that's. 0:07:30.280 --> 0:07:34.440 The show next coming up next week, come gay porn 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:37.200 and we're all good. We're already to start the show. 0:07:37.440 --> 0:07:40.080 Yeah yeah, all right. Well, if it's your first time listening, 0:07:40.080 --> 0:07:41.800 welcome to Is it just me? We start every show 0:07:42.240 --> 0:07:43.960 with and is it just me? Something we've noticed, something 0:07:43.960 --> 0:07:46.480 we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't 0:07:46.520 --> 0:07:48.000 know Mitchell's. And that's the rule. 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:50.520 One of your teasers with the tip what's yours? 0:07:50.680 --> 0:07:51.440 The tip of mine? 0:07:51.600 --> 0:07:52.080 Yeah? 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:54.320 I think I want to tease you the tip of mine. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:55.640 Please. 0:07:55.920 --> 0:07:57.960 I haven't really, I haven't really landed on. I've got 0:07:57.960 --> 0:07:59.600 a couple that I'm mulling around. 0:08:00.320 --> 0:08:02.040 So I'm going first, they take it, And you were 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:03.720 going to mull instead of listening to what I'm saying? 0:08:03.760 --> 0:08:09.000 What'd you say? Classic? That's the show in a nutshell. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:09.880 End of the year. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:13.640 We've all clocked out Jenna's naked. Yeah, have you not? 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:16.480 Well, I've clocked back on for the sake of the podcast, 0:08:16.520 --> 0:08:18.440 but otherwise, yes, I've well and truly clocked in. 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.120 Is it just me on the fly? Have you ever 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.200 actually clocked in or out in real life? Yeah? 0:08:22.240 --> 0:08:24.840 Have you using my fingerprint? When I worked at maccas 0:08:24.880 --> 0:08:28.200 what fingerprint? So I couldn't if I was running late 0:08:28.240 --> 0:08:28.600 for work. 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:30.560 It used to be a pin number, but people started 0:08:30.600 --> 0:08:33.040 sending a cheeky text, can you clock me in? So 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:35.120 they'd still get paid for the same even if it's 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:37.839 a difference of thirteen minutes, which would equate to ninety 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:38.680 cents at macas. 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:39.000 Wow. 0:08:39.080 --> 0:08:40.719 And then they change it to fingerprints, so the only 0:08:40.920 --> 0:08:42.320 you can clock yourself on and off. 0:08:42.400 --> 0:08:45.600 That's spooky, that's black mirror stuff. Yeah, And Jenny, You 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:47.600 of course would have punched in with a paper card. 0:08:47.760 --> 0:08:50.360 Yeah yeah, yeah, and a steam whistle. It'd go on 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:55.040 the mind. Yeah, Rio Tinta, you opened Rio, you dated Rio? 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.800 I did? All right? Do you want to go first, Mitchell? Sure, 0:08:57.840 --> 0:09:01.400 let's not my reason. All right, let's jump in. Is 0:09:01.440 --> 0:09:02.480 it just me? 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.120 Are you sometimes prying to a bit of a drunk purchase? 0:09:07.920 --> 0:09:10.280 Oh my god? I did. I made a drunk purchase 0:09:10.320 --> 0:09:13.720 the other night. Yes, yes I did. Why did you? 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:15.840 There's been many in my time? 0:09:16.000 --> 0:09:19.200 Yeah, yes, what was yours? Oh well, I need a 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:21.160 big winter coat for Europe because it's going to be 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:24.440 like minus ten degrees in Scotland. And I bought a 0:09:24.600 --> 0:09:28.240 vintage Versaci fur coat. What a bit on? 0:09:28.280 --> 0:09:29.199 How much would that have been? 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:30.280 Like five hundred dollars? 0:09:30.440 --> 0:09:31.080 And then you won? 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.080 Yeah, but I didn't think I wasn't It was like 0:09:33.120 --> 0:09:36.000 one thousand dollars on this vintage No it's not even eBay. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.880 It's a vintage designer website that I didn't even know about. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:41.680 I just found it when I was drunk at home. 0:09:42.200 --> 0:09:43.680 And then when I did a fur coat and I 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:45.680 like Vasaci and it was like a thousand bucks I 0:09:45.679 --> 0:09:48.400 bid five hundred, and then I woke up going, congratulations, 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:52.360 you've won. Please pay nine hundred Polish FECs. Whatever the 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:53.600 fuck it is it is coming. 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:56.319 From Poland, do you regret it? 0:09:56.400 --> 0:09:58.760 Saying now it's gorgeous, show you it's very nice. 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:00.680 And so you said that you were drunk at home? 0:10:00.679 --> 0:10:02.440 Had you been somewhere and then just gotten home. 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:04.760 Yes, I went out drinking, had a bunch of cocktails, 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:06.400 and then you know, you can't sleep your hearts. 0:10:06.640 --> 0:10:08.199 I was about to say, I think that is when 0:10:08.200 --> 0:10:10.760 I'm most prone to drunk purchases, that wind down period 0:10:10.760 --> 0:10:12.920 where you can't go to sleep straight away because you've. 0:10:12.720 --> 0:10:13.200 Just been out. 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.439 That's when the drunk purchases happen, right before I black out. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.440 It's me I get horny or I get to click frenzy, 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:20.960 like it's one of the two, Like either I'm going 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:23.840 to like jerk off or call someone or buy a 0:10:23.840 --> 0:10:24.920 fur coat from Poland. 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:27.520 The amount of self restraint that I showed during Black 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.840 Friday no longer just a Friday. 0:10:29.880 --> 0:10:30.640 It's a fortnight. 0:10:31.360 --> 0:10:35.360 Yeah, yes, you're exactly right. I fucking hate Cyber Monday. 0:10:35.559 --> 0:10:39.079 Oh my god, the emails, especially from skims. 0:10:39.200 --> 0:10:42.080 Okay, skims. Yes, have you bought from them before? 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:42.640 Well? 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.440 I did for Black Friday? Right, Okay, so you're on 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:46.240 the mailing list. 0:10:46.160 --> 0:10:48.200 Yes, I am now, and I know it because it 0:10:48.240 --> 0:10:51.120 was like next day, twenty four hours left. 0:10:51.360 --> 0:10:53.920 That's all of bi annual sale. It's too much, but 0:10:53.960 --> 0:10:55.800 I got it for five days. Yeah. 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:57.960 And then they always have like a countdown at the 0:10:57.960 --> 0:11:00.520 top of the website, been like fourteen minutes left until 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:01.600 this isn't on special anymore. 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:03.880 You be fresh at a few hours later, the bitch 0:11:03.920 --> 0:11:04.760 is still on special. 0:11:04.840 --> 0:11:05.040 Yeah. 0:11:05.040 --> 0:11:07.000 And can I just say I get text from companies 0:11:07.040 --> 0:11:09.320 I didn't even know existence Still, I got a text 0:11:09.360 --> 0:11:13.600 from Crazy John. Crazy Joy died on my ideal. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:16.160 Now now is that the name of the crazy frog? 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:19.079 That Crazy John's the old Telco company? All right, that's 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:20.800 a joke. It didn't actually text me, but it's like 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:25.120 BMS Protein Shakers on sale. Reply stopped to opt out. 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:29.319 I got Barney beds, Barney dog beds. 0:11:29.360 --> 0:11:31.559 Stupid. It's my fur coat, by the way, isn't it nice? 0:11:31.640 --> 0:11:31.840 Oh? 0:11:31.880 --> 0:11:33.880 Wow? Fur it looks leather. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:35.800 No, it's leather, but the fur around the neck. 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.800 Oh, I see, And it's not real multiples? 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:44.080 No, no, I remember asking you, firstly, finally even. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:46.040 To find that my drunk purchase. There's more often than 0:11:46.080 --> 0:11:47.559 not like merch, What. 0:11:47.520 --> 0:11:48.320 Did you buy it? Tell me? 0:11:48.400 --> 0:11:51.920 Yeah, I thought over the years, Lady Gaga merch. 0:11:52.120 --> 0:11:55.480 Yeah, I thought Miley Cyrus. What type of merch? Just 0:11:55.559 --> 0:11:56.720 like a shirt or something. 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.960 And the thing with buying from overseas is that often 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:01.720 they take ages to send it, and so by the 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:05.400 time it rocks up, I'm like, ah, there's a package 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.840 for me at the door. Someone might say what is it? 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.079 I'll go, who knows? That could be anything. 0:12:10.160 --> 0:12:10.560 I don't know. 0:12:11.120 --> 0:12:13.120 I always checked the mail room at my place because 0:12:13.120 --> 0:12:15.600 I'm like, I don't think i've ordered anything, but fuck knows, 0:12:15.679 --> 0:12:17.679 you know what. I'm like, I could have who knows, 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:19.640 And so I forget if it's on its way, and 0:12:19.679 --> 0:12:21.200 then they'll just be a Miley Cyrus shirt. 0:12:21.240 --> 0:12:23.160 I'm like, ah, all right, then. 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:24.600 Good, Yeah, because I purchased. 0:12:24.640 --> 0:12:28.760 So when I got home one night Connie was being irritable, 0:12:29.200 --> 0:12:32.959 I thought, you know what, one of these mouse toys 0:12:32.960 --> 0:12:37.040 that run around itself would be a really good purchase. 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:38.680 Totally, and you just thought of it, and You're like, 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:40.680 I'm getting it now, yes, and on Wish. 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.400 I mean, oh my god, guys, I've been hooked on Tim. 0:12:46.640 --> 0:12:48.760 It's like it's how would you describe it? 0:12:49.000 --> 0:12:49.840 Similar to Wish. 0:12:49.920 --> 0:12:51.720 It's similar to Wish, but you actually the products are 0:12:51.760 --> 0:12:52.439 actually real. 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.559 The Wish doesn't have a good reputation. 0:12:54.880 --> 0:12:57.719 Literally, the whole anecdote about oh, it's the Wish version of. 0:12:58.960 --> 0:13:01.920 The mouse that I got broke two days later. It 0:13:02.120 --> 0:13:03.720 arrived seven months later. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.560 I ordered something off team. It was one of those 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.480 ear watchers, like I had a camera in the tip 0:13:09.440 --> 0:13:09.920 his finger. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:11.840 I watched so many of those ads. 0:13:11.920 --> 0:13:14.720 I want to see that mini HD. You know, I 0:13:14.760 --> 0:13:17.040 love tech to mini HD camera and. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:19.760 Watch a camera. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:24.600 It's a camera. It looks like watch watcher. It's got 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:27.360 an eye on it. Watch he watch what time is 0:13:27.400 --> 0:13:29.160 it in your ear? You put it in? It shows 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.640 your ear wax. But it smelt so heavily of burn. 0:13:31.960 --> 0:13:34.839 But I couldn't use it, like it's stunk of burnt plastic. 0:13:34.640 --> 0:13:35.920 Or what do you call that product? 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:39.800 Like in E camera? Would you want that? 0:13:40.280 --> 0:13:40.400 Did? 0:13:40.440 --> 0:13:41.160 I get itchy ears? 0:13:41.160 --> 0:13:43.120 And the videos they're very sad. 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.920 I've seen. I've seen videos of people, a family and 0:13:46.080 --> 0:13:49.360 bog on moths from I have to not terrifying. 0:13:49.480 --> 0:13:51.720 Now that reminds me of another drunk purchase of mine. 0:13:51.760 --> 0:13:52.240 Oh what is it? 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:57.280 I got like on Amazon, some black head remover. It 0:13:57.320 --> 0:13:58.160 can't be good. 0:13:57.960 --> 0:14:00.000 For your skin. What is it? How does it work? 0:14:00.080 --> 0:14:01.120 Is it a tool or is it a cream? 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:05.480 It's a tool and picture like a pair of tongs 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.839 and it vibrates and you just run it along your nose. 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:11.240 Oh it works if you do it. 0:14:11.160 --> 0:14:13.559 Like gently and only like one swipe. 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.120 Because one time we got carried away and I just 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:17.040 like took all this fucking skin off my nose. 0:14:17.679 --> 0:14:18.880 You shave your nose skin. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.080 It wasn't a shave. It was just like in how 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.840 you squeeze your nose and the white shit comes out. Yeah, 0:14:23.880 --> 0:14:26.120 it was that basically, but it was a scraper and 0:14:26.200 --> 0:14:26.560 it goes. 0:14:29.040 --> 0:14:32.240 That's the perfect example of a purchase that sounds great 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:34.640 drunk and terrifying sober. 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:36.280 No, because I was looking at it going this absolutely 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.680 just cannot be good for my skin. There's no way, 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.160 fucking hell, this is a good idea. I still do 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:41.800 it occasionally. 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:43.680 If I was drunk, I'd look at like a you know, 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:45.840 an electric chair and be like, I need one of those. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:50.520 Yeah, nearly one during Black Friday, ordered a fucking reclining chair. 0:14:50.600 --> 0:14:52.440 But then I was like, no, dog, do you mention 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:53.160 that on the show? 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.280 I did, didn't I? And I think maybe it's time. 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.440 That'd be the end of your that'd be the end 0:14:57.480 --> 0:14:59.160 of your productivity, Mitch. 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:02.320 It actually helps because if you sit there with your laptop, 0:15:02.400 --> 0:15:04.240 you're too lazy to get up because you're comfort so 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.280 you're just kind of stuck there with your laptop on 0:15:06.360 --> 0:15:07.560 you and you can't do anything but work. 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.560 Yeah that's right, Yeah, yeah, very true. 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.000 I'll see if I can find this stupid nose scrapy thing, 0:15:12.040 --> 0:15:12.520 I'll show you. 0:15:12.600 --> 0:15:14.360 I want to know what people have spot bought drunk 0:15:14.480 --> 0:15:16.120 let us know, send us a DM. 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.040 But I would also like to give a shout out 0:15:18.240 --> 0:15:22.480 to a few of our listeners who I suspect may 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:25.120 have drunk ordered our teal ear mugs. 0:15:25.200 --> 0:15:26.840 Oh what do you mean? Why do you suspect? 0:15:27.040 --> 0:15:29.160 Because it gives you the time that they ordered. 0:15:29.440 --> 0:15:31.360 Yeah, I'm going to battle this off. I won't give 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.360 their last name. Yeah, I'm going to battle off this 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:35.280 and you tell me were they drunk or not? Okay, 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:40.600 So Thomas twelve fifty six am, maybe not. 0:15:40.680 --> 0:15:41.720 Maybe he did night shift. 0:15:41.880 --> 0:15:44.240 Yeahah, true, but Thomas sounds like you're boozy. 0:15:45.080 --> 0:15:47.520