Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Melbourn's biggest radio phone in.
Speaker 3: Five phone In is running at the same time since
Speaker 3: we started, since we came back this year with this
Speaker 3: step in every single Tuesday, so many great stories and
Speaker 3: some trickle on till the next day after last week
Speaker 3: we got the great spy stories, or the day after
Speaker 3: when we're talking about your parents having an unusual job.
Speaker 3: All right, here are the five phone ins. If you've
Speaker 3: got any stories, as always as you listen to them
Speaker 3: and come trickling by. If you've got any stories, pick
Speaker 3: up the phone, give us a.
Speaker 2: Call nine one oh four three. Nothing about envelopes. I
Speaker 2: cheated and a shame to say that.
Speaker 3: Watching my daughter play Saturday Sports at the weekend. She's
Speaker 3: playing touch rugby and I was stood on the touchligne
Speaker 3: watching and the rival coach was stood next to me,
Speaker 3: and as a player one of the girls was about
Speaker 3: to go on. She said, start playing it out wide.
Speaker 3: Start playing it out wide. I passed this on to
Speaker 3: my daughter, went tell your teammates, tell your coach they're
Speaker 3: going to start to play it out wide. She went, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't think you should do it. That went what
Speaker 3: you did with the information is up to you. I
Speaker 3: cheated a bit of shade wherever you'll be barred from
Speaker 3: the touch sign from now on. I cheated. What have
Speaker 3: you cheated? At four three yesterday? Is playing golf in
Speaker 3: the evening? Got hit in the head by a golf ball?
Speaker 3: What have you been hit in the head by? I'm
Speaker 3: looking for all kinds of stories, but unusual word and
Speaker 3: wonderful things that you've been hit in the noggin by
Speaker 3: one four three. Last week it was the brit Awards.
Speaker 3: You might have heard about this. It was the brit
Speaker 3: Awards in London and where it's hosted. It's a real
Speaker 3: pain to get to forget going by car, you'll be
Speaker 3: there for ages.
Speaker 2: It take you two hours at least.
Speaker 3: So Ronnie Wood, you know from the Rolling Stones, got
Speaker 3: the London Underground? Did you get the London Underground? Whe
Speaker 3: to where the Britze is hosted? Your forty five minutes
Speaker 3: in a compartment on a London underground. There's no getting off,
Speaker 3: there's nowhere to get off your running Wood. People are
Speaker 3: going to see who you are. Ronnie Wood was on
Speaker 3: the London Underground last week, good Man headed to the Brits.
Speaker 2: Your spottings of celebrities.
Speaker 3: On playeanes, trains, trams and automobiles, and things you found
Speaker 3: out late in life. Our young producer Rio is only
Speaker 3: just found out the pickles part of the cucumber family.
Speaker 3: What did you find out late in life? So here
Speaker 3: are the topics today. I cheated? What have you been
Speaker 3: hitting the head by?
Speaker 2: Oh? Finally I forgot this one? Monkeys?
Speaker 3: Simply that you've got a story about a monkey, we
Speaker 3: need to hear about it.
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Speaker 3: So the five topers to now five to it Tuesday?
Speaker 3: Are I cheated? What is stories about you? Cheating? What
Speaker 3: have you been hitting the head by? But hitting the
Speaker 3: head by a golf ball yesterday? Anything to do with
Speaker 3: monkey's is just an open phone in monkey stories, famous
Speaker 3: people on planes, trains, trams or automobiles, the things you
Speaker 3: found out late in life? Christian, I found it late
Speaker 3: in life? What after in delight meant in the song?
Speaker 3: I only found it in my forties. That's some All right,
Speaker 3: let's say some calls right now, let's go to Marty.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Christian. Here are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. So you were calling and you've been
Speaker 2: hitting the head by some thing. What is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got hitting the head by dead and said
Speaker 4: the chicken on me waving around as a posty in
Speaker 4: cener Rodi Spentley.
Speaker 2: Got hitting the head by a dead, defeathered chicken.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The guy must have come from the side of me
Speaker 4: and he just pulled up through it at your head
Speaker 4: and he says, I believe you're hungry. I hope you're
Speaker 4: like KFC. I said, it's not even cook, mate, What.
Speaker 5: A strange encounter, KFC, drive.
Speaker 4: By y it was.
Speaker 6: It was knocked me off my bike.
Speaker 4: Though, but he had to report that incident to work
Speaker 4: and they didn't believe me. I accept one post he
Speaker 4: saw me get hit, so I was happy, right, Oh.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that?
Speaker 5: Oh here, who's happy?
Speaker 7: Ye?
Speaker 2: Who doesn't like fried chicken?
Speaker 4: I just left it in the middle of the road, mate.
Speaker 7: It wasn't picking it.
Speaker 2: Up, all right, Martie, thank you very much?
Speaker 4: You call mate, No, it's Christian, thank you.
Speaker 2: By I have a good day, Luke, good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 8: In Christian, I'm bringing up things discovered late in life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you find out late in life?
Speaker 8: I'm forty one and last month I discovered that Scandinavia
Speaker 8: is not one country.
Speaker 3: I'm forty six and this is news to me. What
Speaker 3: do you mean It's not one country and I'm from Europe.
Speaker 9: It's three, is it?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 5: You know that Norway, Sweden, Finland that makes up Scandinavia.
Speaker 2: Didn't know? Did you know?
Speaker 8: Perhaps?
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, what.
Speaker 5: Did they teach you back in school?
Speaker 3: I'm not this So it's three different countries. Now you
Speaker 3: know this because you have European heritage and mom and dad.
Speaker 5: Well, my dad's Dutch. Yes, I mean it's close to Scandinavia.
Speaker 2: It's closer than Australia.
Speaker 5: Is now the time to tell the story? Pats Christian
Speaker 5: had we had something come up about Mauritius, and Christian
Speaker 5: goes ah the Caribbean and I said, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 5: Mauritius is in Africa. He go, really, I've been there.
Speaker 2: I still think.
Speaker 1: I still think.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a radio show in England. Thank you very much, Luke.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Karen.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Karen, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 10: How are you now?
Speaker 2: Good Karen? I hope you're well. This one that's calling
Speaker 2: in well.
Speaker 10: I can emphasize with being hit in the head because
Speaker 10: I was hitting the head by now.
Speaker 2: The owl fly into your head now and I flew.
Speaker 10: Into my head. So we're out at Hillsville watching the
Speaker 10: bird show as you do, and the bird. I was
Speaker 10: videoing the bird actually, and I thought, that's coming quite close.
Speaker 10: It's coming really close, and it hit me in the head.
Speaker 10: So I favor videoed myself being hit in the head
Speaker 10: with an owl.
Speaker 3: That's incredible, I find the station because the owls are
Speaker 3: famous for having. If you ever see a cartoon image
Speaker 3: of an owl to show us have amazing eyesight, the
Speaker 3: owl has always got glasses on it, you know, they're
Speaker 3: famous for to see a mouse from you know, a
Speaker 3: couple of k's up in a you know, up in
Speaker 3: the sky.
Speaker 2: How did the now flying to you.
Speaker 10: It didn't have glasses on. Well, guy was feeding the
Speaker 10: owl and I was right up to the bat because
Speaker 10: that's where they ran. So I said to my normal
Speaker 10: fit here because we'll get it up close and personal
Speaker 10: encounter with the out and look, I think it just
Speaker 10: might have misjudged a bit. And it was very up
Speaker 10: close and personal because it was right to my head,
Speaker 10: so it was quite hard. It was quite a big
Speaker 10: l too, so it was not enjoyable. But the crowd's
Speaker 10: got a lot of amusement out of it. So good shit.
Speaker 3: Then same tomorrow one o'clock guarantees he's on face planted
Speaker 3: with an owl.
Speaker 2: Howen, that's amazing, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Thank you bye, not for now, But I staid about
Speaker 3: the time that I hired an ow for my best
Speaker 3: friend's wedding. You can hire an owl and it has
Speaker 3: all pounds around its neck, and it has the wedding ring,
Speaker 3: and it flies in the back of the church over
Speaker 3: anyone's head like this, silently swoop lands on the best man,
Speaker 3: whoever it is, has like this suede glove that lands
Speaker 3: and then they undo it. You get the wedding ring out,
Speaker 3: Harry fo Yeah, Andrew Coome morning, Good morning, Andrew, Welcome
Speaker 3: to the show five time, but Tuesday. You're calling in about.
Speaker 7: A famous form transport. I drive jurist buses around Melbourne
Speaker 7: and understanding it takes a big blink one a two fan.
Speaker 7: I actually transferred him from the sitting from the hotel
Speaker 7: air to the airport.
Speaker 5: I have a big blink on a man.
Speaker 2: What were they like.
Speaker 7: To know?
Speaker 3: Someone in a short ship to an airport pick up
Speaker 3: more chat shows in the back of an airport transfer.
Speaker 5: Coaoke successful of.
Speaker 3: The and how revealing about the inner human psyche of
Speaker 3: those guests.
Speaker 7: Then Karrayok, they did misbehavior. They continually lighting up cigarettes
Speaker 7: on the way out there, so I tried to tell
Speaker 7: them up to do it, but they just wouldn't listen.
Speaker 2: I reready know the band now, Andrew, thank you very
Speaker 2: much for calling in.
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Speaker 3: Clarification, Mister Scandinavia over there, Christian chat was wrong. Scandinavia
Speaker 3: is actually comprised of Denmark, Norway and Sweden, not Finland.
Speaker 3: De knows this because he's listening online on the iHeart
Speaker 3: platform in Finland.
Speaker 2: Get that.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, Actually, I was about to kick up a store.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna argue with you anymore.
Speaker 2: Finland. It's gone international.
Speaker 3: There's problem now, Jack Finland Wade in, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: The Christian owls are usually out at night, though I
Speaker 3: think that's the last call is so they've got hitting
Speaker 3: a head by an owl.
Speaker 2: That is actually as so used.
Speaker 3: To when him as a kid who was a bird sporter.
Speaker 3: Not all owls are nocturnal. Many are what's called diurnal,
Speaker 3: which means they operate at both nighttime and daytime. The
Speaker 3: snowy owl and I believe the great Northern hawk ow
Speaker 3: are just two examples. They never sleep, they do, but
Speaker 3: they can operate in either. All right, anyway, Fire to
Speaker 3: Bit Tuesday, stuff you learn on the radio. Fire to
Speaker 3: Bit Tuesday five? Phone in is at the same time
Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three. Enough with
Speaker 3: the cool now about it appear to be an Australian
Speaker 3: thing of you flinging chickens at each other in the head.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what that's from. You never
Speaker 3: know really with people what goes on in someone's head.
Speaker 3: Why you would open a car window and flow a
Speaker 3: fling a chicken at a post he's head. But anyway,
Speaker 3: we've had enough chickens been flung at people's heads this morning.
Speaker 3: What have you been hitting the head by brackets? No
Speaker 3: more chicken calls? I cheated? Still no calls hit about
Speaker 3: you cheating? Monkey stories and famous people on planes, trains,
Speaker 3: trams and autobiles and things you found out late in life.
Speaker 3: That's the stories we're looking for this morning. Four one
Speaker 3: four three Fred.
Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 2: Great name that is a great old school name that Fred.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Fred?
Speaker 2: What have you got for us? Mate?
Speaker 6: I got chased by monkeys across the rooftop in India.
Speaker 3: Chilling witness. Well, this is where Trump is. This is
Speaker 3: why they've got the monkey police. What he's out there
Speaker 3: in case? Take him across the roof.
Speaker 2: They maraudered you really first had a can of a marauder?
Speaker 2: Have you been maraudered by anything?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: What happened? Fred?
Speaker 7: So?
Speaker 6: I was with a bunch of other backpackers on the
Speaker 6: rooftop in Varanasi and we're watching the kite flies, as
Speaker 6: you do with an evening, and the next thing, you know, monkeys,
Speaker 6: as they always are, they come through. But the baby
Speaker 6: monkey had been cut off from the main troop and
Speaker 6: then it started yelping and the next thing you know,
Speaker 6: the daddy monkey bounded across the rooftops chased everyone on
Speaker 6: the roof. Basically, we all ran for our lives down
Speaker 6: the stairs, traditially tumbling over each other to try to
Speaker 6: get away. And the trick is not to be the
Speaker 6: last person.
Speaker 3: Because they did the daddy monkey grab the back of
Speaker 3: your pants.
Speaker 2: Were not so quickly.
Speaker 6: It was terrifying. His teeth were bad. He was coming
Speaker 6: at us, he wasn't stopping. And this monkey about ten
Speaker 6: percent the size of a human chased.
Speaker 2: The worst ones.
Speaker 3: When you get to over twenty five percent the size
Speaker 3: of a human, they're terrifying those ones.
Speaker 2: All right, Frank, thank you very much. You cool mate,
Speaker 2: very funny.
Speaker 6: Thank you, Christian, great showbody.
Speaker 9: Bye, JP, wandering Christian Morning Jack, Morning pats.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I got smacked in the head with a full
Speaker 9: head of Iceberg lettuce.
Speaker 3: Ah, we move on from the chicken there you go
Speaker 3: to iceberg letters.
Speaker 9: How so JP, Well, we're in Albi and we ran
Speaker 9: in the corner, me in my life, and all of
Speaker 9: a sudden, I just get smacked in the side of
Speaker 9: the head with an Iceberg lettuce and we just, you know,
Speaker 9: we're stunned. And we looked where it came from. And
Speaker 9: I was a lady throwing it to her husband who
Speaker 9: had the trolley. But she didn't throw it hard enough.
Speaker 9: She would never have made a dicions anyway.
Speaker 2: Did they say anything oh sorry bout that?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, there was you know, the politically correct
Speaker 9: I'm sorry, but you know there was not. There was
Speaker 9: not half felt. And when we bumped into them in
Speaker 9: the next all they looked really seepish, but that was it.
Speaker 2: It's incredible.
Speaker 9: But yeah, and there was an ALDI attendant standing right
Speaker 9: next to you when it happened.
Speaker 4: It needed nothing.
Speaker 3: It's shocking, disgusting, shame on that person who did enough.
Speaker 3: You see an icebird being flung through the air. That's
Speaker 3: your job to stop stuff like that.
Speaker 5: If you don't speak up, you're just as bad as
Speaker 5: the throw up.
Speaker 2: JP.
Speaker 3: Very funny, mate, No, thank you, having a good day,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Another contend of a title of
Speaker 3: the day show size of ten percent of a human
Speaker 3: All right, known four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: Keep these calls coming, they're brilliant today. Still nothing on
Speaker 3: your cheating stories? What have you been hitting the head?
Speaker 3: Bind now more chicken stories, monkeys, famous people on planes,
Speaker 3: trains and autobiles and things you found out late in life, Chris.
Speaker 1: Joan O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right to say some more calls, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Sure the calls this morning on fine form as always. Malcolm,
Speaker 3: good morning.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Chris.
Speaker 1: How are you Yeah, I'm good.
Speaker 2: Malcolm, and I hope you're well too. Which story are
Speaker 2: you calling it?
Speaker 11: About I'm calling about things that I've learned late in life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and what have you learned late in life?
Speaker 11: Okay? It wasn't until about two years ago that I
Speaker 11: heard a back announce on the song that I realized
Speaker 11: that Fouco didn't actually sing a song about hot potatoes.
Speaker 2: Come on, I tell you, we're all here. You're getting Malcolm,
Speaker 2: I'm not hearing hot potato in this.
Speaker 3: I know how you could hear armadam, I hear onlydis amadis.
Speaker 11: I only hear hot potatoes.
Speaker 2: And that's all I've ever heard.
Speaker 3: That's the same since that true, Malcolm. You only found
Speaker 3: out two years ago when they back.
Speaker 11: Announced the song and said, Armadi, this is really careful
Speaker 11: that we can just hear them saying it.
Speaker 2: So you've thought be years. It was a smash it
Speaker 2: in the eighties about hot potatoes.
Speaker 11: Absolutely worked for the Wiggles.
Speaker 2: Funny, funny, Malcolm, very fine, let's here one more time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't hear it clear as anything, Malcolm, very funny, cool,
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, mate. Have a good day you too. Alana.
Speaker 8: Hello, good morning, good morning, old morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Good morning Elana. Welcome to the show mate, And what
Speaker 3: story have you got for us today, Alana, I.
Speaker 8: Have a celebrity on a plane.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So we had Blink one eighty two and an airport transfer.
Speaker 3: Who have you got on the plane?
Speaker 8: So I had Prince Frederick. I was cabin crew a
Speaker 8: couple of years back for an airline and I had
Speaker 8: Prince Frederick. And Mary went on a different airline carrier.
Speaker 8: So I had Prince Frederick.
Speaker 5: Prince Frederick is Mary's husband.
Speaker 8: Yes, Prince Frederick of Denmark.
Speaker 2: Everything's about Finland today.
Speaker 3: How strange right, it's just on the plane with his
Speaker 3: security detail or that kind of low level security doesn't
Speaker 3: get anything.
Speaker 8: Oh three levels of three rows, sorry of security.
Speaker 5: The royal family Denmark.
Speaker 3: There's the royal family and then the other mumblies who
Speaker 3: have their own local franchise.
Speaker 2: Come when it's like McDonald's come on. The rest of
Speaker 2: the world goes.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 8: Royalty have to fly separately because of the bloodline. So
Speaker 8: I was with him and his new infant. Who knows
Speaker 8: what the kid was called, but the kid was sitting
Speaker 8: on his lap and throwing stuff all on the floor.
Speaker 8: So while yeah, while we were descending into Hobart, I
Speaker 8: was picking up some stuff off the floor. And as
Speaker 8: men do, they sit with their legs wide open. It
Speaker 8: I look up and I in between the Prince's legs
Speaker 8: and I was like, oh, sorry, last he goes, don't
Speaker 8: tell Mary.
Speaker 2: Okay. This was in two parts. Gets his part. We
Speaker 2: won't be in the podcast. It doesn't matter. The world
Speaker 2: won't know because no one cares about that raw family.
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