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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Melbourn's biggest radio phone in.

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<v Speaker 3>Five phone In is running at the same time since

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<v Speaker 3>we started, since we came back this year with this

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<v Speaker 3>step in every single Tuesday, so many great stories and

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<v Speaker 3>some trickle on till the next day after last week

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<v Speaker 3>we got the great spy stories, or the day after

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<v Speaker 3>when we're talking about your parents having an unusual job.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, here are the five phone ins. If you've

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<v Speaker 3>got any stories, as always as you listen to them

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<v Speaker 3>and come trickling by. If you've got any stories, pick

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<v Speaker 3>up the phone, give us a.

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<v Speaker 2>Call nine one oh four three. Nothing about envelopes. I

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<v Speaker 2>cheated and a shame to say that.

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<v Speaker 3>Watching my daughter play Saturday Sports at the weekend. She's

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<v Speaker 3>playing touch rugby and I was stood on the touchligne

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<v Speaker 3>watching and the rival coach was stood next to me,

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<v Speaker 3>and as a player one of the girls was about

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<v Speaker 3>to go on. She said, start playing it out wide.

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<v Speaker 3>Start playing it out wide. I passed this on to

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<v Speaker 3>my daughter, went tell your teammates, tell your coach they're

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<v Speaker 3>going to start to play it out wide. She went, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think you should do it. That went what

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<v Speaker 3>you did with the information is up to you. I

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<v Speaker 3>cheated a bit of shade wherever you'll be barred from

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<v Speaker 3>the touch sign from now on. I cheated. What have

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<v Speaker 3>you cheated? At four three yesterday? Is playing golf in

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<v Speaker 3>the evening? Got hit in the head by a golf ball?

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<v Speaker 3>What have you been hit in the head by? I'm

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<v Speaker 3>looking for all kinds of stories, but unusual word and

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<v Speaker 3>wonderful things that you've been hit in the noggin by

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<v Speaker 3>one four three. Last week it was the brit Awards.

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<v Speaker 3>You might have heard about this. It was the brit

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<v Speaker 3>Awards in London and where it's hosted. It's a real

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<v Speaker 3>pain to get to forget going by car, you'll be

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<v Speaker 3>there for ages.

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<v Speaker 2>It take you two hours at least.

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<v Speaker 3>So Ronnie Wood, you know from the Rolling Stones, got

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<v Speaker 3>the London Underground? Did you get the London Underground? Whe

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<v Speaker 3>to where the Britze is hosted? Your forty five minutes

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<v Speaker 3>in a compartment on a London underground. There's no getting off,

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<v Speaker 3>there's nowhere to get off your running Wood. People are

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<v Speaker 3>going to see who you are. Ronnie Wood was on

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<v Speaker 3>the London Underground last week, good Man headed to the Brits.

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<v Speaker 2>Your spottings of celebrities.

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<v Speaker 3>On playeanes, trains, trams and automobiles, and things you found

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<v Speaker 3>out late in life. Our young producer Rio is only

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<v Speaker 3>just found out the pickles part of the cucumber family.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you find out late in life? So here

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<v Speaker 3>are the topics today. I cheated? What have you been

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<v Speaker 3>hitting the head by?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Finally I forgot this one? Monkeys?

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<v Speaker 3>Simply that you've got a story about a monkey, we

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<v Speaker 3>need to hear about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>So the five topers to now five to it Tuesday?

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<v Speaker 3>Are I cheated? What is stories about you? Cheating? What

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<v Speaker 3>have you been hitting the head by? But hitting the

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<v Speaker 3>head by a golf ball yesterday? Anything to do with

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<v Speaker 3>monkey's is just an open phone in monkey stories, famous

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<v Speaker 3>people on planes, trains, trams or automobiles, the things you

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<v Speaker 3>found out late in life? Christian, I found it late

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<v Speaker 3>in life? What after in delight meant in the song?

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<v Speaker 3>I only found it in my forties. That's some All right,

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<v Speaker 3>let's say some calls right now, let's go to Marty.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Good morning, Christian. Here are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm good. So you were calling and you've been

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<v Speaker 2>hitting the head by some thing. What is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I got hitting the head by dead and said

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<v Speaker 4>the chicken on me waving around as a posty in

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<v Speaker 4>cener Rodi Spentley.

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<v Speaker 2>Got hitting the head by a dead, defeathered chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The guy must have come from the side of me

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<v Speaker 4>and he just pulled up through it at your head

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<v Speaker 4>and he says, I believe you're hungry. I hope you're

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<v Speaker 4>like KFC. I said, it's not even cook, mate, What.

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<v Speaker 5>A strange encounter, KFC, drive.

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<v Speaker 4>By y it was.

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<v Speaker 6>It was knocked me off my bike.

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<v Speaker 4>Though, but he had to report that incident to work

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<v Speaker 4>and they didn't believe me. I accept one post he

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<v Speaker 4>saw me get hit, so I was happy, right, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about that?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh here, who's happy?

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<v Speaker 7>Ye?

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<v Speaker 2>Who doesn't like fried chicken?

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<v Speaker 4>I just left it in the middle of the road, mate.

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<v Speaker 7>It wasn't picking it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, all right, Martie, thank you very much?

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<v Speaker 4>You call mate, No, it's Christian, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>By I have a good day, Luke, good morning, Good morning.

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<v Speaker 8>In Christian, I'm bringing up things discovered late in life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, what did you find out late in life?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm forty one and last month I discovered that Scandinavia

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<v Speaker 8>is not one country.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm forty six and this is news to me. What

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<v Speaker 3>do you mean It's not one country and I'm from Europe.

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<v Speaker 9>It's three, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on?

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<v Speaker 5>You know that Norway, Sweden, Finland that makes up Scandinavia.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't know? Did you know?

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<v Speaker 8>Perhaps?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, guys, what.

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<v Speaker 5>Did they teach you back in school?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not this So it's three different countries. Now you

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<v Speaker 3>know this because you have European heritage and mom and dad.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, my dad's Dutch. Yes, I mean it's close to Scandinavia.

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<v Speaker 2>It's closer than Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>Is now the time to tell the story? Pats Christian

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<v Speaker 5>had we had something come up about Mauritius, and Christian

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<v Speaker 5>goes ah the Caribbean and I said, I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 5>Mauritius is in Africa. He go, really, I've been there.

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<v Speaker 2>I still think.

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<v Speaker 1>I still think.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing a radio show in England. Thank you very much, Luke.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go to Karen.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Karen, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 10>How are you now?

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<v Speaker 2>Good Karen? I hope you're well. This one that's calling

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<v Speaker 2>in well.

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<v Speaker 10>I can emphasize with being hit in the head because

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<v Speaker 10>I was hitting the head by now.

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<v Speaker 2>The owl fly into your head now and I flew.

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<v Speaker 10>Into my head. So we're out at Hillsville watching the

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<v Speaker 10>bird show as you do, and the bird. I was

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<v Speaker 10>videoing the bird actually, and I thought, that's coming quite close.

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<v Speaker 10>It's coming really close, and it hit me in the head.

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<v Speaker 10>So I favor videoed myself being hit in the head

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<v Speaker 10>with an owl.

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<v Speaker 3>That's incredible, I find the station because the owls are

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<v Speaker 3>famous for having. If you ever see a cartoon image

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<v Speaker 3>of an owl to show us have amazing eyesight, the

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<v Speaker 3>owl has always got glasses on it, you know, they're

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<v Speaker 3>famous for to see a mouse from you know, a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of k's up in a you know, up in

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<v Speaker 3>the sky.

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<v Speaker 2>How did the now flying to you.

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<v Speaker 10>It didn't have glasses on. Well, guy was feeding the

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<v Speaker 10>owl and I was right up to the bat because

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<v Speaker 10>that's where they ran. So I said to my normal

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<v Speaker 10>fit here because we'll get it up close and personal

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<v Speaker 10>encounter with the out and look, I think it just

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<v Speaker 10>might have misjudged a bit. And it was very up

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<v Speaker 10>close and personal because it was right to my head,

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<v Speaker 10>so it was quite hard. It was quite a big

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<v Speaker 10>l too, so it was not enjoyable. But the crowd's

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<v Speaker 10>got a lot of amusement out of it. So good shit.

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<v Speaker 3>Then same tomorrow one o'clock guarantees he's on face planted

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<v Speaker 3>with an owl.

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<v Speaker 2>Howen, that's amazing, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you bye, not for now, But I staid about

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<v Speaker 3>the time that I hired an ow for my best

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<v Speaker 3>friend's wedding. You can hire an owl and it has

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<v Speaker 3>all pounds around its neck, and it has the wedding ring,

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<v Speaker 3>and it flies in the back of the church over

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<v Speaker 3>anyone's head like this, silently swoop lands on the best man,

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<v Speaker 3>whoever it is, has like this suede glove that lands

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<v Speaker 3>and then they undo it. You get the wedding ring out,

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<v Speaker 3>Harry fo Yeah, Andrew Coome morning, Good morning, Andrew, Welcome

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<v Speaker 3>to the show five time, but Tuesday. You're calling in about.

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<v Speaker 7>A famous form transport. I drive jurist buses around Melbourne

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<v Speaker 7>and understanding it takes a big blink one a two fan.

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<v Speaker 7>I actually transferred him from the sitting from the hotel

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<v Speaker 7>air to the airport.

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<v Speaker 5>I have a big blink on a man.

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<v Speaker 2>What were they like.

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<v Speaker 7>To know?

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<v Speaker 3>Someone in a short ship to an airport pick up

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<v Speaker 3>more chat shows in the back of an airport transfer.

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<v Speaker 5>Coaoke successful of.

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<v Speaker 3>The and how revealing about the inner human psyche of

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<v Speaker 3>those guests.

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<v Speaker 7>Then Karrayok, they did misbehavior. They continually lighting up cigarettes

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<v Speaker 7>on the way out there, so I tried to tell

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<v Speaker 7>them up to do it, but they just wouldn't listen.

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<v Speaker 2>I reready know the band now, Andrew, thank you very

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<v Speaker 2>much for calling in.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Clarification, Mister Scandinavia over there, Christian chat was wrong. Scandinavia

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<v Speaker 3>is actually comprised of Denmark, Norway and Sweden, not Finland.

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<v Speaker 3>De knows this because he's listening online on the iHeart

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<v Speaker 3>platform in Finland.

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<v Speaker 2>Get that.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow, Actually, I was about to kick up a store.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not gonna argue with you anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Finland. It's gone international.

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<v Speaker 3>There's problem now, Jack Finland Wade in, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian owls are usually out at night, though I

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<v Speaker 3>think that's the last call is so they've got hitting

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<v Speaker 3>a head by an owl.

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<v Speaker 2>That is actually as so used.

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<v Speaker 3>To when him as a kid who was a bird sporter.

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<v Speaker 3>Not all owls are nocturnal. Many are what's called diurnal,

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<v Speaker 3>which means they operate at both nighttime and daytime. The

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<v Speaker 3>snowy owl and I believe the great Northern hawk ow

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<v Speaker 3>are just two examples. They never sleep, they do, but

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<v Speaker 3>they can operate in either. All right, anyway, Fire to

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<v Speaker 3>Bit Tuesday, stuff you learn on the radio. Fire to

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<v Speaker 3>Bit Tuesday five? Phone in is at the same time

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<v Speaker 3>nine four one four one oh four three. Enough with

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<v Speaker 3>the cool now about it appear to be an Australian

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<v Speaker 3>thing of you flinging chickens at each other in the head.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I don't know what that's from. You never

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<v Speaker 3>know really with people what goes on in someone's head.

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<v Speaker 3>Why you would open a car window and flow a

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<v Speaker 3>fling a chicken at a post he's head. But anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>we've had enough chickens been flung at people's heads this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>What have you been hitting the head by brackets? No

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<v Speaker 3>more chicken calls? I cheated? Still no calls hit about

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<v Speaker 3>you cheating? Monkey stories and famous people on planes, trains,

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<v Speaker 3>trams and autobiles and things you found out late in life.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the stories we're looking for this morning. Four one

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<v Speaker 3>four three Fred.

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<v Speaker 6>Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>Great name that is a great old school name that Fred.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you, Fred?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you got for us? Mate?

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<v Speaker 6>I got chased by monkeys across the rooftop in India.

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<v Speaker 3>Chilling witness. Well, this is where Trump is. This is

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<v Speaker 3>why they've got the monkey police. What he's out there

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<v Speaker 3>in case? Take him across the roof.

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<v Speaker 2>They maraudered you really first had a can of a marauder?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you been maraudered by anything?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened? Fred?

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<v Speaker 7>So?

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<v Speaker 6>I was with a bunch of other backpackers on the

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<v Speaker 6>rooftop in Varanasi and we're watching the kite flies, as

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<v Speaker 6>you do with an evening, and the next thing, you know, monkeys,

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<v Speaker 6>as they always are, they come through. But the baby

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<v Speaker 6>monkey had been cut off from the main troop and

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<v Speaker 6>then it started yelping and the next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 6>the daddy monkey bounded across the rooftops chased everyone on

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<v Speaker 6>the roof. Basically, we all ran for our lives down

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<v Speaker 6>the stairs, traditially tumbling over each other to try to

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<v Speaker 6>get away. And the trick is not to be the

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<v Speaker 6>last person.

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<v Speaker 3>Because they did the daddy monkey grab the back of

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<v Speaker 3>your pants.

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<v Speaker 2>Were not so quickly.

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<v Speaker 6>It was terrifying. His teeth were bad. He was coming

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<v Speaker 6>at us, he wasn't stopping. And this monkey about ten

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<v Speaker 6>percent the size of a human chased.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst ones.

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<v Speaker 3>When you get to over twenty five percent the size

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<v Speaker 3>of a human, they're terrifying those ones.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Frank, thank you very much. You cool mate,

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<v Speaker 2>very funny.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you, Christian, great showbody.

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<v Speaker 9>Bye, JP, wandering Christian Morning Jack, Morning pats.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, I got smacked in the head with a full

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<v Speaker 9>head of Iceberg lettuce.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah, we move on from the chicken there you go

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<v Speaker 3>to iceberg letters.

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<v Speaker 9>How so JP, Well, we're in Albi and we ran

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<v Speaker 9>in the corner, me in my life, and all of

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<v Speaker 9>a sudden, I just get smacked in the side of

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<v Speaker 9>the head with an Iceberg lettuce and we just, you know,

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<v Speaker 9>we're stunned. And we looked where it came from. And

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<v Speaker 9>I was a lady throwing it to her husband who

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<v Speaker 9>had the trolley. But she didn't throw it hard enough.

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<v Speaker 9>She would never have made a dicions anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Did they say anything oh sorry bout that?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh yeah, yeah, there was you know, the politically correct

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<v Speaker 9>I'm sorry, but you know there was not. There was

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<v Speaker 9>not half felt. And when we bumped into them in

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<v Speaker 9>the next all they looked really seepish, but that was it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's incredible.

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<v Speaker 9>But yeah, and there was an ALDI attendant standing right

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<v Speaker 9>next to you when it happened.

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<v Speaker 4>It needed nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's shocking, disgusting, shame on that person who did enough.

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<v Speaker 3>You see an icebird being flung through the air. That's

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<v Speaker 3>your job to stop stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 5>If you don't speak up, you're just as bad as

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<v Speaker 5>the throw up.

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<v Speaker 2>JP.

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<v Speaker 3>Very funny, mate, No, thank you, having a good day,

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you very much. Another contend of a title of

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<v Speaker 3>the day show size of ten percent of a human

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<v Speaker 3>All right, known four one four one o four three.

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<v Speaker 3>Keep these calls coming, they're brilliant today. Still nothing on

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<v Speaker 3>your cheating stories? What have you been hitting the head?

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<v Speaker 3>Bind now more chicken stories, monkeys, famous people on planes,

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<v Speaker 3>trains and autobiles and things you found out late in life, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>Joan O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>All right to say some more calls, Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Sure the calls this morning on fine form as always. Malcolm,

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<v Speaker 3>good morning.

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<v Speaker 11>Good morning, Chris.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you Yeah, I'm good.

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<v Speaker 2>Malcolm, and I hope you're well too. Which story are

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<v Speaker 2>you calling it?

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<v Speaker 11>About I'm calling about things that I've learned late in life.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and what have you learned late in life?

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<v Speaker 11>Okay? It wasn't until about two years ago that I

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<v Speaker 11>heard a back announce on the song that I realized

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<v Speaker 11>that Fouco didn't actually sing a song about hot potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, I tell you, we're all here. You're getting Malcolm,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not hearing hot potato in this.

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<v Speaker 3>I know how you could hear armadam, I hear onlydis amadis.

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<v Speaker 11>I only hear hot potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's all I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the same since that true, Malcolm. You only found

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<v Speaker 3>out two years ago when they back.

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<v Speaker 11>Announced the song and said, Armadi, this is really careful

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<v Speaker 11>that we can just hear them saying it.

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<v Speaker 2>So you've thought be years. It was a smash it

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<v Speaker 2>in the eighties about hot potatoes.

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<v Speaker 11>Absolutely worked for the Wiggles.

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<v Speaker 2>Funny, funny, Malcolm, very fine, let's here one more time. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hear it clear as anything, Malcolm, very funny, cool,

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much, mate. Have a good day you too. Alana.

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<v Speaker 8>Hello, good morning, good morning, old morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning Elana. Welcome to the show mate, And what

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<v Speaker 3>story have you got for us today, Alana, I.

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<v Speaker 8>Have a celebrity on a plane.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So we had Blink one eighty two and an airport transfer.

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<v Speaker 3>Who have you got on the plane?

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<v Speaker 8>So I had Prince Frederick. I was cabin crew a

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<v Speaker 8>couple of years back for an airline and I had

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<v Speaker 8>Prince Frederick. And Mary went on a different airline carrier.

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<v Speaker 8>So I had Prince Frederick.

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<v Speaker 5>Prince Frederick is Mary's husband.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, Prince Frederick of Denmark.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's about Finland today.

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<v Speaker 3>How strange right, it's just on the plane with his

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<v Speaker 3>security detail or that kind of low level security doesn't

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<v Speaker 3>get anything.

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<v Speaker 8>Oh three levels of three rows, sorry of security.

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<v Speaker 5>The royal family Denmark.

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<v Speaker 3>There's the royal family and then the other mumblies who

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<v Speaker 3>have their own local franchise.

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<v Speaker 2>Come when it's like McDonald's come on. The rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the world goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 8>Royalty have to fly separately because of the bloodline. So

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<v Speaker 8>I was with him and his new infant. Who knows

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<v Speaker 8>what the kid was called, but the kid was sitting

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<v Speaker 8>on his lap and throwing stuff all on the floor.

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<v Speaker 8>So while yeah, while we were descending into Hobart, I

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<v Speaker 8>was picking up some stuff off the floor. And as

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<v Speaker 8>men do, they sit with their legs wide open. It

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<v Speaker 8>I look up and I in between the Prince's legs

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<v Speaker 8>and I was like, oh, sorry, last he goes, don't

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<v Speaker 8>tell Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. This was in two parts. Gets his part. We

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<v Speaker 2>won't be in the podcast. It doesn't matter. The world

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<v Speaker 2>won't know because no one cares about that raw family.

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