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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Melbourn's biggest radio phone in.

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Speaker 3: Five phone In is running at the same time since

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Speaker 3: we started, since we came back this year with this

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Speaker 3: step in every single Tuesday, so many great stories and

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Speaker 3: some trickle on till the next day after last week

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Speaker 3: we got the great spy stories, or the day after

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Speaker 3: when we're talking about your parents having an unusual job.

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Speaker 3: All right, here are the five phone ins. If you've

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Speaker 3: got any stories, as always as you listen to them

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Speaker 3: and come trickling by. If you've got any stories, pick

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Speaker 2: Call nine one oh four three. Nothing about envelopes. I

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Speaker 2: cheated and a shame to say that.

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Speaker 3: Watching my daughter play Saturday Sports at the weekend. She's

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Speaker 3: playing touch rugby and I was stood on the touchligne

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Speaker 3: and as a player one of the girls was about

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Speaker 3: to go on. She said, start playing it out wide.

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Speaker 3: Start playing it out wide. I passed this on to

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Speaker 3: my daughter, went tell your teammates, tell your coach they're

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Speaker 3: going to start to play it out wide. She went, oh,

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Speaker 3: I don't think you should do it. That went what

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Speaker 3: you did with the information is up to you. I

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Speaker 3: cheated a bit of shade wherever you'll be barred from

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Speaker 3: the touch sign from now on. I cheated. What have

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Speaker 3: you cheated? At four three yesterday? Is playing golf in

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Speaker 3: the evening? Got hit in the head by a golf ball?

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Speaker 3: What have you been hit in the head by? I'm

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Speaker 3: looking for all kinds of stories, but unusual word and

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Speaker 3: wonderful things that you've been hit in the noggin by

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Speaker 3: one four three. Last week it was the brit Awards.

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Speaker 3: You might have heard about this. It was the brit

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Speaker 3: Awards in London and where it's hosted. It's a real

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Speaker 3: pain to get to forget going by car, you'll be

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Speaker 3: there for ages.

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Speaker 2: It take you two hours at least.

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Speaker 3: So Ronnie Wood, you know from the Rolling Stones, got

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Speaker 3: to where the Britze is hosted? Your forty five minutes

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Speaker 3: in a compartment on a London underground. There's no getting off,

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Speaker 3: there's nowhere to get off your running Wood. People are

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Speaker 3: going to see who you are. Ronnie Wood was on

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Speaker 3: the London Underground last week, good Man headed to the Brits.

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Speaker 2: Your spottings of celebrities.

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Speaker 3: On playeanes, trains, trams and automobiles, and things you found

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Speaker 3: out late in life. Our young producer Rio is only

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Speaker 3: just found out the pickles part of the cucumber family.

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Speaker 3: What did you find out late in life? So here

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Speaker 3: are the topics today. I cheated? What have you been

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Speaker 3: hitting the head by?

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Speaker 2: Oh? Finally I forgot this one? Monkeys?

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Speaker 3: Simply that you've got a story about a monkey, we

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Speaker 3: need to hear about it.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: So the five topers to now five to it Tuesday?

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Speaker 3: Are I cheated? What is stories about you? Cheating? What

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Speaker 3: have you been hitting the head by? But hitting the

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Speaker 3: head by a golf ball yesterday? Anything to do with

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Speaker 3: monkey's is just an open phone in monkey stories, famous

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Speaker 3: people on planes, trains, trams or automobiles, the things you

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Speaker 3: found out late in life? Christian, I found it late

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Speaker 3: in life? What after in delight meant in the song?

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Speaker 3: I only found it in my forties. That's some All right,

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Speaker 3: let's say some calls right now, let's go to Marty.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning, Christian. Here are you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. So you were calling and you've been

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Speaker 2: hitting the head by some thing. What is it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got hitting the head by dead and said

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Speaker 2: Got hitting the head by a dead, defeathered chicken.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: The guy must have come from the side of me

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Speaker 4: and he just pulled up through it at your head

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Speaker 4: and he says, I believe you're hungry. I hope you're

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Speaker 4: like KFC. I said, it's not even cook, mate, What.

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Speaker 5: A strange encounter, KFC, drive.

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Speaker 4: By y it was.

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Speaker 6: It was knocked me off my bike.

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Speaker 4: Though, but he had to report that incident to work

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Speaker 4: and they didn't believe me. I accept one post he

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Speaker 4: saw me get hit, so I was happy, right, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Sorry about that?

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Speaker 5: Oh here, who's happy?

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Speaker 2: Who doesn't like fried chicken?

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Speaker 4: I just left it in the middle of the road, mate.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't picking it.

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Speaker 2: Up, all right, Martie, thank you very much?

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Speaker 4: You call mate, No, it's Christian, thank you.

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Speaker 2: By I have a good day, Luke, good morning, Good morning.

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Speaker 8: In Christian, I'm bringing up things discovered late in life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you find out late in life?

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Speaker 8: I'm forty one and last month I discovered that Scandinavia

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Speaker 8: is not one country.

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Speaker 3: I'm forty six and this is news to me. What

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Speaker 3: do you mean It's not one country and I'm from Europe.

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Speaker 9: It's three, is it?

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Speaker 2: Come on?

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Speaker 5: You know that Norway, Sweden, Finland that makes up Scandinavia.

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Speaker 2: Didn't know? Did you know?

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Speaker 8: Perhaps?

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Speaker 2: Come on, guys, what.

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Speaker 5: Did they teach you back in school?

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Speaker 3: I'm not this So it's three different countries. Now you

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Speaker 3: know this because you have European heritage and mom and dad.

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Speaker 5: Well, my dad's Dutch. Yes, I mean it's close to Scandinavia.

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Speaker 2: It's closer than Australia.

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Speaker 5: Is now the time to tell the story? Pats Christian

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Speaker 5: had we had something come up about Mauritius, and Christian

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Speaker 5: Mauritius is in Africa. He go, really, I've been there.

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Speaker 2: I still think.

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Speaker 1: I still think.

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Speaker 2: I'm doing a radio show in England. Thank you very much, Luke.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Karen.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Karen, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 10: How are you now?

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Speaker 2: Good Karen? I hope you're well. This one that's calling

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Speaker 10: I can emphasize with being hit in the head because

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Speaker 10: I was hitting the head by now.

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Speaker 2: The owl fly into your head now and I flew.

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Speaker 10: Into my head. So we're out at Hillsville watching the

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Speaker 10: bird show as you do, and the bird. I was

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Speaker 10: It's coming really close, and it hit me in the head.

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Speaker 10: So I favor videoed myself being hit in the head

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Speaker 3: That's incredible, I find the station because the owls are

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Speaker 3: owl has always got glasses on it, you know, they're

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Speaker 2: How did the now flying to you.

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Speaker 10: It didn't have glasses on. Well, guy was feeding the

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Speaker 10: owl and I was right up to the bat because

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Speaker 10: that's where they ran. So I said to my normal

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Speaker 10: encounter with the out and look, I think it just

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Speaker 10: might have misjudged a bit. And it was very up

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Speaker 10: so it was quite hard. It was quite a big

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Speaker 10: l too, so it was not enjoyable. But the crowd's

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Speaker 10: got a lot of amusement out of it. So good shit.

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Speaker 3: Then same tomorrow one o'clock guarantees he's on face planted

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Speaker 2: Howen, that's amazing, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Thank you bye, not for now, But I staid about

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Speaker 3: the time that I hired an ow for my best

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Speaker 3: friend's wedding. You can hire an owl and it has

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Speaker 3: and it flies in the back of the church over

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Speaker 3: anyone's head like this, silently swoop lands on the best man,

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Speaker 3: whoever it is, has like this suede glove that lands

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Speaker 3: and then they undo it. You get the wedding ring out,

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Speaker 3: Harry fo Yeah, Andrew Coome morning, Good morning, Andrew, Welcome

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Speaker 3: to the show five time, but Tuesday. You're calling in about.

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Speaker 7: A famous form transport. I drive jurist buses around Melbourne

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Speaker 7: and understanding it takes a big blink one a two fan.

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Speaker 7: I actually transferred him from the sitting from the hotel

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Speaker 5: I have a big blink on a man.

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Speaker 2: What were they like.

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Speaker 7: To know?

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Speaker 3: Someone in a short ship to an airport pick up

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Speaker 3: more chat shows in the back of an airport transfer.

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Speaker 5: Coaoke successful of.

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Speaker 3: The and how revealing about the inner human psyche of

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Speaker 7: Then Karrayok, they did misbehavior. They continually lighting up cigarettes

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Speaker 7: on the way out there, so I tried to tell

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Speaker 7: them up to do it, but they just wouldn't listen.

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Speaker 2: I reready know the band now, Andrew, thank you very

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Speaker 2: much for calling in.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Clarification, Mister Scandinavia over there, Christian chat was wrong. Scandinavia

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Speaker 3: is actually comprised of Denmark, Norway and Sweden, not Finland.

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Speaker 3: De knows this because he's listening online on the iHeart

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Speaker 3: platform in Finland.

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Speaker 2: Get that.

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Speaker 5: Oh wow, Actually, I was about to kick up a store.

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Speaker 5: I'm not gonna argue with you anymore.

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Speaker 2: Finland. It's gone international.

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Speaker 3: There's problem now, Jack Finland Wade in, thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: The Christian owls are usually out at night, though I

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Speaker 3: think that's the last call is so they've got hitting

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Speaker 3: a head by an owl.

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Speaker 2: That is actually as so used.

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Speaker 3: To when him as a kid who was a bird sporter.

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Speaker 3: Not all owls are nocturnal. Many are what's called diurnal,

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Speaker 3: which means they operate at both nighttime and daytime. The

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Speaker 3: snowy owl and I believe the great Northern hawk ow

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Speaker 3: are just two examples. They never sleep, they do, but

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Speaker 3: they can operate in either. All right, anyway, Fire to

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Speaker 3: Bit Tuesday, stuff you learn on the radio. Fire to

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Speaker 3: Bit Tuesday five? Phone in is at the same time

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Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three. Enough with

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Speaker 3: the cool now about it appear to be an Australian

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Speaker 3: thing of you flinging chickens at each other in the head.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what that's from. You never

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Speaker 3: know really with people what goes on in someone's head.

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Speaker 3: Why you would open a car window and flow a

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Speaker 3: fling a chicken at a post he's head. But anyway,

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Speaker 3: we've had enough chickens been flung at people's heads this morning.

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Speaker 3: What have you been hitting the head by brackets? No

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Speaker 3: more chicken calls? I cheated? Still no calls hit about

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Speaker 3: you cheating? Monkey stories and famous people on planes, trains,

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Speaker 3: trams and autobiles and things you found out late in life.

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Speaker 3: That's the stories we're looking for this morning. Four one

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Speaker 3: four three Fred.

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 2: Great name that is a great old school name that Fred.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, Fred?

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Speaker 2: What have you got for us? Mate?

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Speaker 6: I got chased by monkeys across the rooftop in India.

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Speaker 3: Chilling witness. Well, this is where Trump is. This is

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Speaker 3: why they've got the monkey police. What he's out there

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Speaker 2: They maraudered you really first had a can of a marauder?

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Speaker 2: Have you been maraudered by anything?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: What happened? Fred?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 6: I was with a bunch of other backpackers on the

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Speaker 6: as they always are, they come through. But the baby

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Speaker 3: Because they did the daddy monkey grab the back of

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Speaker 2: Were not so quickly.

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Speaker 6: It was terrifying. His teeth were bad. He was coming

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Speaker 6: at us, he wasn't stopping. And this monkey about ten

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Speaker 2: The worst ones.

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Speaker 3: When you get to over twenty five percent the size

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Speaker 2: All right, Frank, thank you very much. You cool mate,

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Speaker 2: very funny.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, Christian, great showbody.

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Speaker 9: Bye, JP, wandering Christian Morning Jack, Morning pats.

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Speaker 2: Hey.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I got smacked in the head with a full

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Speaker 9: head of Iceberg lettuce.

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Speaker 3: Ah, we move on from the chicken there you go

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Speaker 3: to iceberg letters.

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Speaker 9: How so JP, Well, we're in Albi and we ran

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Speaker 9: She would never have made a dicions anyway.

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Speaker 2: Did they say anything oh sorry bout that?

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, yeah, there was you know, the politically correct

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Speaker 2: It's incredible.

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Speaker 9: But yeah, and there was an ALDI attendant standing right

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Speaker 4: It needed nothing.

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Speaker 3: It's shocking, disgusting, shame on that person who did enough.

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Speaker 3: You see an icebird being flung through the air. That's

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Speaker 5: If you don't speak up, you're just as bad as

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Speaker 5: the throw up.

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Speaker 2: JP.

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Speaker 3: Very funny, mate, No, thank you, having a good day,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Another contend of a title of

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Speaker 3: All right, known four one four one o four three.

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Speaker 3: Keep these calls coming, they're brilliant today. Still nothing on

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Speaker 3: your cheating stories? What have you been hitting the head?

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Speaker 3: Bind now more chicken stories, monkeys, famous people on planes,

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Speaker 3: trains and autobiles and things you found out late in life, Chris.

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Speaker 1: Joan O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: All right to say some more calls, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 3: Sure the calls this morning on fine form as always. Malcolm,

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Speaker 3: good morning.

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Speaker 11: Good morning, Chris.

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Speaker 1: How are you Yeah, I'm good.

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Speaker 2: Malcolm, and I hope you're well too. Which story are

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Speaker 11: About I'm calling about things that I've learned late in life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and what have you learned late in life?

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Speaker 11: Okay? It wasn't until about two years ago that I

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Speaker 11: that Fouco didn't actually sing a song about hot potatoes.

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Speaker 2: Come on, I tell you, we're all here. You're getting Malcolm,

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Speaker 2: I'm not hearing hot potato in this.

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Speaker 3: I know how you could hear armadam, I hear onlydis amadis.

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Speaker 11: I only hear hot potatoes.

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Speaker 2: And that's all I've ever heard.

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Speaker 3: That's the same since that true, Malcolm. You only found

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Speaker 11: Announced the song and said, Armadi, this is really careful

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Speaker 2: So you've thought be years. It was a smash it

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Speaker 11: Absolutely worked for the Wiggles.

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Speaker 2: Funny, funny, Malcolm, very fine, let's here one more time. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I don't hear it clear as anything, Malcolm, very funny, cool,

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much, mate. Have a good day you too. Alana.

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Speaker 8: Hello, good morning, good morning, old morning, Christian.

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Speaker 3: Good morning Elana. Welcome to the show mate, And what

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Speaker 8: Have a celebrity on a plane.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: So we had Blink one eighty two and an airport transfer.

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Speaker 3: Who have you got on the plane?

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Speaker 8: So I had Prince Frederick. I was cabin crew a

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Speaker 5: Prince Frederick is Mary's husband.

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Speaker 8: Yes, Prince Frederick of Denmark.

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Speaker 2: Everything's about Finland today.

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Speaker 3: How strange right, it's just on the plane with his

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Speaker 5: The royal family Denmark.

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Speaker 3: There's the royal family and then the other mumblies who

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Speaker 2: Come when it's like McDonald's come on. The rest of

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Speaker 8: Royalty have to fly separately because of the bloodline. So

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Speaker 8: I was with him and his new infant. Who knows

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Speaker 8: and I was like, oh, sorry, last he goes, don't

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Speaker 2: Okay. This was in two parts. Gets his part. We

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Speaker 2: won't be in the podcast. It doesn't matter. The world

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Speaker 2: won't know because no one cares about that raw family.

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