WEBVTT - FULL: Elvis Never Played Squash 0:00:22.640 --> 0:00:26.960 Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:00:30.360 --> 0:00:34.120 Christian Who When I'm in the box compasting? Where am I? 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:37.560 How do you make yourself not so drunk? 0:00:37.600 --> 0:00:40.159 The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four. 0:00:40.240 --> 0:00:46.360 Thanks for strong words, spoken strongly. Trina Jones, how are 0:00:46.400 --> 0:00:46.800 you doing? 0:00:48.080 --> 0:00:48.400 You know what? 0:00:48.440 --> 0:00:49.640 I'm a bit tired today. 0:00:49.880 --> 0:00:52.400 Jack actually said to me your news. She sounds a 0:00:52.400 --> 0:00:53.120 bit tired today. 0:00:54.080 --> 0:00:58.280 Someone's been party, party, party, Park, Yeah, party, Patsy on. 0:00:58.360 --> 0:01:00.880 A high's phone calls and messages? 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:07.520 Is that the White House put him through? Joe? Wake up, 0:01:07.600 --> 0:01:08.319 sleepy Joe? 0:01:08.920 --> 0:01:09.600 I know, right? 0:01:10.080 --> 0:01:12.559 Is that Benjamin that you put on hold? 0:01:12.560 --> 0:01:14.720 Actually that two coffees so far? 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:18.040 I'll be right. Would you tell the two coffees already? 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.319 Watch out show, watch out radio, watch out news. 0:01:21.520 --> 0:01:22.640 It hasn't kicked in yet. 0:01:26.240 --> 0:01:28.399 If you know what we're talking about is actually pass 0:01:28.400 --> 0:01:30.440 He's enjoying what she's not been on to join for 0:01:30.560 --> 0:01:33.040 too long. She won a big award at the Radio 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:35.319 Awards on Saturday night. And I think obviously you probably 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.120 don't speak to a lot of old friends and colleagues yesterday. 0:01:38.160 --> 0:01:41.120 Still like people that I've you know, worked. 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:42.480 We forgotten about Toronto, you know. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:45.920 Still friends with decades ago, and you know, because it 0:01:45.959 --> 0:01:47.920 was so busy sort of Saturday sunny. I just finally 0:01:47.920 --> 0:01:51.040 got around to calling them yesterday and they've been wanting 0:01:51.040 --> 0:01:51.560 to talk to me. 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.760 You know, you get it, don't you? You want to? 0:01:54.840 --> 0:01:56.520 You know it must be so hard at the top 0:01:56.600 --> 0:01:57.440 that Patsy. 0:01:57.280 --> 0:01:59.440 So you were doing more than receiving calls. You were 0:01:59.440 --> 0:02:01.200 calling out. I told you so. 0:02:01.680 --> 0:02:07.000 Yeah, that's what throat. I was married the winner. Well 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:08.520 you haven't read it, let me send you a blog 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:09.320 linked to it now. 0:02:11.120 --> 0:02:13.919 No, it's yes, it's very Hideo. It's been lovely. 0:02:14.240 --> 0:02:16.200 What I love is there's a swagger about the way 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.760 you walked around the station yesterday. 0:02:19.160 --> 0:02:24.040 There was black belt. I challenge you to. Didn't try 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:24.880 and grab it off me. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:28.800 Wait until I get my numb chucks out, start swinging 0:02:28.800 --> 0:02:29.400 those around. 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:31.560 The one thing I noticed yesterday about you, as well 0:02:31.600 --> 0:02:32.880 as shoes, appeared now. 0:02:32.800 --> 0:02:34.080 To sort of not wear shoes. 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.280 You just wander around barefoot yesterday like you kick off 0:02:37.360 --> 0:02:39.520 or dance like it was at the after show party, 0:02:39.639 --> 0:02:40.840 like EM's. 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:45.640 Kick off me. So we're just on the phone till 0:02:45.680 --> 0:02:46.799 Winston with a wife. 0:02:49.120 --> 0:02:50.000 You lose. 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:54.600 The big w just me and I don't need shoes. 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:58.240 Losers our shoes, you can't possibly find the best. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:02.919 It was so so from my heels. That's why I 0:03:03.120 --> 0:03:05.000 kicked the sandshoes off yesterday. 0:03:05.120 --> 0:03:07.880 Now, one thing we found out yesterday. I heard that 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:10.560 you don't wear socks with your sneakers. 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:11.280 No I do not. 0:03:11.560 --> 0:03:14.280 Oh no, no, I do not, god stinking feet. 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.920 Well, Producer Tom was disgusted because this is the only reaction. 0:03:18.440 --> 0:03:21.120 He came in here today or yesterday and he goes, 0:03:21.160 --> 0:03:22.760 what's what's the deal with that? And I said, no, 0:03:22.800 --> 0:03:26.919 I never wear socks because no, no, no, if. 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:33.040 It's was actually scratching himself, sped your foot fungus around, 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:33.840 I dare you. 0:03:33.800 --> 0:03:37.520 To come smell my sneakers or my feet, they do 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:38.160 not smell. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:38.640 I don't. 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:40.400 Some people just go bad where they have a lot 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:43.320 of success, ill seekers loss. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.720 No, I never do. I just cut to the chase 0:03:46.760 --> 0:03:51.800 in the morning. I don't have time for socks. You 0:03:51.840 --> 0:03:54.120 don't need so I don't need them because I have deep, 0:03:54.240 --> 0:03:55.680 nice feet that don't swear. 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:59.520 No, everyone's feet stinking up and sneakers. No, they do not. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:01.600 They would they would get sweaty there. 0:04:01.840 --> 0:04:04.920 Don't fun this up, think you No, I think they will. 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:07.000 Actually, now I realized they didn't put you in that 0:04:07.200 --> 0:04:08.280 separate booth because. 0:04:08.040 --> 0:04:15.040 You're stink it up in a seal from the rest 0:04:15.040 --> 0:04:18.200 of us. It's all coming it is, Come on, stink foot. 0:04:18.360 --> 0:04:19.440 No, I don't need socks. 0:04:19.560 --> 0:04:21.760 But don't you find you because your feet are sweating 0:04:21.880 --> 0:04:24.359 there because you're in them for hours and hours and hours. 0:04:24.480 --> 0:04:27.000 No, I don't. I'm a lady. Ladies don't sweat. We 0:04:27.160 --> 0:04:29.000 just glow. 0:04:29.040 --> 0:04:31.640 I don't think there's any science that pers Okay, just 0:04:31.640 --> 0:04:33.920 because you're saying it was impact Now, I was a 0:04:33.960 --> 0:04:37.560 newsreader of the Year of Australia. Does anyone else not 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:40.880 wear socks in their sneakers? I struggle to believe that 0:04:40.880 --> 0:04:43.279 you would do this? So is this a time saving thing? 0:04:43.520 --> 0:04:47.320 Absolutely? Purely that. But then I I got to liking 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:50.200 it so much and thinking this isn't an issue. There's 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.680 no smell, there's no waft, it's all going, well, I'll 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:54.560 stay on a good thing. 0:04:54.680 --> 0:04:57.400 But you area, I saw you just literally physically recall it, 0:04:57.760 --> 0:04:59.320 and she's trying to pass it off as a time 0:04:59.400 --> 0:04:59.960 saving thing. 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:00.400 Much time? 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:01.480 Would you possibly. 0:05:01.160 --> 0:05:04.640 Say that even if it's thirty seconds or a minute 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:06.440 in the morning, it means I can. 0:05:06.320 --> 0:05:10.120 See I can do it in under ten goes on. 0:05:10.120 --> 0:05:12.360 Once sock goes on to Patty. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:14.479 You've told us before that you put the washing out 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:17.680 before you come into work time in the morning. You 0:05:17.760 --> 0:05:18.600 have time, ye. 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:24.520 Have to just because you guys do. I don't need socks. 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.039 Why should I have to wait? 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:27.640 I tell you what it is. I actually think it's 0:05:27.680 --> 0:05:31.160 a problem to the ozone as well. Now it will 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:34.320 be there's probably a hole, well there is. There is 0:05:34.360 --> 0:05:37.279 this way actually, and I reckon, it's directly into your feet. 0:05:37.920 --> 0:05:39.440 What did you start doing this? 0:05:41.600 --> 0:05:41.720 Oh? 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:44.640 Had you in that presentation he told all around the world. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.560 All right, anyone else not socks with the sneakers give 0:05:48.600 --> 0:05:48.920 us scorn. 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:51.600 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:51.920 --> 0:05:54.200 We've just found a lot of maggots on the floor 0:05:54.240 --> 0:05:58.279 of Patsy's news studio. They came out from between her toes. 0:05:58.839 --> 0:05:59.479 Cut it out. 0:06:00.040 --> 0:06:00.719 There's toe jam. 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:05.120 Then there's actual toe maggots that squish out like cream 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:06.839 cheese and a cracker when. 0:06:06.680 --> 0:06:07.799 She puts her foot down. 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:11.800 A pedicule. 0:06:12.880 --> 0:06:17.080 Poor there then hasbat soup out there. Jordan about those 0:06:17.080 --> 0:06:18.000 poor little ladies. 0:06:17.800 --> 0:06:19.960 Out the back. Oh God, that woman's back in the 0:06:20.160 --> 0:06:24.000 stink foot draw the god midle earth down there it is. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:27.800 I challenge any of you to a stink test to 0:06:27.880 --> 0:06:30.360 see interested to. 0:06:32.760 --> 0:06:35.960 I just want to make you ever coming out and 0:06:36.040 --> 0:06:38.240 used to come that you were made to sniff a 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:41.240 team that was training some kind of training ritual. We're 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.240 back at the Adelaide training camp from a couple of 0:06:43.279 --> 0:06:47.360 years ago. Okay, you are willingly enter into this, yes, go. 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:47.880 And smell the. 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:50.320 Around. 0:06:50.320 --> 0:06:53.520 I'm kicking them off now, kenkels are free in the break. 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.000 Gosh, please step back from the radio. 0:06:56.120 --> 0:06:58.640 Poor Rio, come and get it. Rio, you know you 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:00.840 want to. Oh my, there you go. 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:03.919 There's a snap Patsy's news booth. 0:07:03.960 --> 0:07:09.760 Now they stick, They genuinely stink. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.400 I think you can smell. 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:16.680 Them on a scale of one. Oh my god, where 0:07:16.680 --> 0:07:19.880 it's the first day, I'd say seven and a half. 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:26.280 Is what happens, Patsy. It's like when we had the 0:07:26.400 --> 0:07:28.960 seriously under a house and you slowly get used to it. 0:07:30.000 --> 0:07:31.240 You've got used to the smell. 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:33.560 Yes, that's why you get young guys. 0:07:33.600 --> 0:07:35.760 You stink of after shaved because they put so much 0:07:35.760 --> 0:07:38.440 on it turns off. But that's a nice fragrance with 0:07:38.520 --> 0:07:41.600 your it's the opposite. It's marinading in. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:45.320 This its not marinading. It's fine. My family never complained. 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:52.920 Because they're to semi unconscious most of the time. It's stupor. Now. 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:56.200 I know what's going on at the COVID masks at home. 0:07:57.680 --> 0:08:02.520 No, no, I'm continuing to not wear socks. 0:08:03.240 --> 0:08:06.040 I think good about only when when a staff member 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:09.760 screams and recoils, it's a moment for you to everything. 0:08:09.800 --> 0:08:11.080 I'm going to buy some socks today. 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:11.880 I don't bother. 0:08:12.040 --> 0:08:13.000 Will you consider them? 0:08:13.160 --> 0:08:13.320 No? 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.400 Have we still got show socks in there? 0:08:15.480 --> 0:08:20.120 Don't use those? That is a waffer sort of thing. 0:08:20.360 --> 0:08:20.920 They are left. 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:27.960 They're just barely hailed together by monocules. Let's say some 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:30.400 calls now, other people that don't own socks, that don't 0:08:30.400 --> 0:08:31.680 wear socks with their sneakers. 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:33.880 Ddre good morning, Oh. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:35.920 Good morning, poor petty. You're given no trouble. 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:40.600 Well, she's given us trouble. You know what's what's passive smelling? 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:45.160 That's passive smoking on petty side. But you've got no socks. 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:50.440 I don't read them. I hate them. I absolutely hate them. Honest. Yeah, yeah, 0:08:50.480 --> 0:08:52.800 they just cringle up and I make it thick, burly 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:55.040 and and I. 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.520 Don't think it's just socks that make the feet smelly. 0:08:57.679 --> 0:08:59.760 It's the feet that make the feet smelly. 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:03.640 Whoa, yeah, but no, no, don't read them at all 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:05.000 at all? 0:09:05.480 --> 0:09:07.440 What so not even if you're going so you're go 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:11.400 into a wedding or so, I don't why to wear socks. 0:09:13.520 --> 0:09:17.280 It was just good in heills, So I like a lady. 0:09:18.320 --> 0:09:23.200 Yeah, no, no, nothing, no socking, No socks, don't like them. 0:09:23.480 --> 0:09:26.080 Tell me when did you discover this amazing invention of 0:09:26.160 --> 0:09:27.040 not wearing songs? 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.360 Forever? Forever, Patsy forever. 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:33.920 Yeah, what do you walk around in every day? 0:09:33.920 --> 0:09:35.120 Do you smell sneaker? 0:09:35.960 --> 0:09:36.319 Doesn't it? 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:36.800 No? 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.480 I look, I have my songs on at the moment, 0:09:39.760 --> 0:09:42.439 but you don't meet socks with those anyway. But no, 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:46.880 I look with sneakers or I with no socks. 0:09:47.720 --> 0:09:49.319 Excuse me, just vomit. 0:09:49.600 --> 0:09:53.600 Yeah, work boots are insulated. I mean they're going to 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:54.679 really fuck it up in. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:56.840 A little Yeah, they've got a couple of little air. 0:09:56.720 --> 0:10:03.360 Hole like a dog after a long walk. Why is 0:10:03.400 --> 0:10:04.679 that tongue isn't hanging out? 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:04.719 That. 0:10:07.679 --> 0:10:10.560 No, not the only socks are there to bed? 0:10:11.400 --> 0:10:11.800 Oh? 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:13.960 Yeah, how would you wear why do would you wear 0:10:14.480 --> 0:10:15.160 socks to bed? 0:10:15.640 --> 0:10:15.800 Oh? 0:10:15.960 --> 0:10:18.880 Do get cold toes? And it's a passion killer. 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:21.719 That's a form of contraception. 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:27.000 If be is the problem, maybe wearing no socks. 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:31.800 That's the passion killer. Did thank you very much? 0:10:31.840 --> 0:10:33.360 You cal thank you? 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:37.360 Bye bye bye now stinky, justly, good morning, good morning, 0:10:37.880 --> 0:10:48.199 Just send you another foot, stinker, one hundred. No socks for. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:51.280 Them since school days? 0:10:53.120 --> 0:10:59.440 Say that again? Did you say you haven't worn socks 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:00.280 since you're in cool? 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:01.880 That's that's right. 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.360 They never ever, you don't find that your feet smell 0:11:06.480 --> 0:11:08.679 or your sneaker is really like, huh. 0:11:08.559 --> 0:11:11.120 They're just so uncomfortable on with Gidri on this one, 0:11:11.240 --> 0:11:16.040 they're uncomfortable, like Didri. I wear bed socks and that's 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:19.360 it and they come up after five minutes because I 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:19.960 get too hot. 0:11:20.200 --> 0:11:24.600 Yeah. I find that socks are incredibly comfortable though. They 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:25.880 make me feel good when I put. 0:11:25.760 --> 0:11:28.280 Them on in the morning, underneath your toes and it's. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:31.880 Like a hug for your foot when you get the 0:11:32.000 --> 0:11:33.320 right pair, you know. 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:38.000 Nah, big miss Christian, big miss, I. 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:42.359 Have agreed to disagree but Christian Connell Show podcast yesterday, 0:11:42.520 --> 0:11:45.480 I witnessed what I can only describe as an adult 0:11:46.040 --> 0:11:48.800 having a tantrum, And by adult I mean a seventy 0:11:48.840 --> 0:11:52.079 something year old man's fanet my car at the cerba right, 0:11:52.200 --> 0:11:55.240 and suddenly there was some idiot just like you know, 0:11:55.360 --> 0:11:58.160 sometimes it takes them a while to let you put. 0:11:58.000 --> 0:11:58.400 The fuel in. 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.240 This feels like a sort of sluggish old system, by 0:12:01.280 --> 0:12:03.640 the way, doesn't it. We've got to allow someone nice 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:05.360 to see you, you know, to them, and then they 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.160 press the button you can get the fuel in the carpet. 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:07.480 You pre pay. 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.640 Why can't we just prepay the money so they know 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.160 them they got the money from us. 0:12:12.120 --> 0:12:12.880 So we can just fill it out. 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:15.240 Wir Wait, when we were driving around America earlier this year, 0:12:15.360 --> 0:12:19.000 that's every everywhere you go to you pre pay, which 0:12:19.080 --> 0:12:22.000 does make sense rather than them just profiling you and 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:23.520 going is this a trustworthy person? 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:28.560 Are they financially solvent for a tank of fuel? So anyway, 0:12:28.600 --> 0:12:31.160 we're there yesterday and it's about midday and there's this. 0:12:31.920 --> 0:12:35.679 Old guy who's like this leaning into his old car, right, 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:41.240 and he's like on his horn and it's horrible. 0:12:40.840 --> 0:12:42.960 And the sound of a horn when you're outside, like 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:44.360 near to one, it's deafening. 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:47.560 So I was shouting, going stop doing that. Then it's 0:12:47.559 --> 0:12:49.000 just one person in there. 0:12:49.240 --> 0:12:54.360 He looked at me and he just did this. It 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.199 was like a face off, and I was like, what 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:57.960 am I going to It's like watching one of my 0:12:58.080 --> 0:13:01.360 kids when they were like five, having attention where you go, 0:13:01.600 --> 0:13:03.760 do not do that, do not touch that. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:04.800 He looked me in the eye. 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:09.160 Went, you've got two oxyens there. Really, you can be 0:13:09.240 --> 0:13:11.079 the bigger man and do nothing, or you can get 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:11.760 on your horn. 0:13:11.840 --> 0:13:17.240 And I should have done Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:13:17.360 --> 0:13:19.920 Nine days and so we've got nine days until the 0:13:20.000 --> 0:13:25.000 curtains up on our high school musical for grown ups 0:13:25.000 --> 0:13:27.560 getting a do over. This is for everybody who never 0:13:27.600 --> 0:13:30.280 got a speaking part back in the day at their 0:13:30.360 --> 0:13:32.920 school musical, putting on our own one. So our version 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:35.120 of Greece were setting it here in Australia in the eighties. 0:13:35.280 --> 0:13:37.280 It's called Grouse the musical. 0:13:37.120 --> 0:13:40.520 Grouse what you heard? 0:13:40.720 --> 0:13:50.640 It's a bar Fully, it's not a failure the casting. 0:13:51.160 --> 0:13:57.920 Even yesterday we really needed your help. You think about 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:02.320 Grease and the Car in the actual movie musical. We 0:14:02.360 --> 0:14:04.480 won our own version of that. What is an eighties 0:14:04.559 --> 0:14:09.079 Australia car. However, we found out that the venue de 0:14:09.160 --> 0:14:12.360 La South College, it's a beautiful two hundred seater venue 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:14.080 that we're allowed to go, and it's beautiful school in 0:14:14.120 --> 0:14:18.200 Malvern one point six meter wide door. So whatever the 0:14:18.240 --> 0:14:20.720 eighties car you can lend to us, we've got to 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:24.720 get it up three steps and then through two double 0:14:24.800 --> 0:14:28.560 doors that are one point six meter wide. Yesterday you 0:14:28.600 --> 0:14:30.280 had some good ideas about what we could do. 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.640 I would say, turn the car on its side and push. 0:14:33.440 --> 0:14:34.200 It through the doors. 0:14:34.160 --> 0:14:37.200 So I've actually done this. So be at five hundred 0:14:37.880 --> 0:14:39.640 has the dimensions that you're after. 0:14:39.920 --> 0:14:42.840 Get a whole bunch of Mets box cars and stick 0:14:42.880 --> 0:14:44.880 them on the end of a stick and given them 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:46.720 each member of the audience, and I can hold them 0:14:46.760 --> 0:14:49.280 up into their face and imagine there's a car on 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:50.040 the stage. 0:14:50.560 --> 0:14:53.720 Now, that last idea from Mick is a great idea, 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:57.640 really really really good idea where each audience member has 0:14:57.680 --> 0:15:00.560 a little matchbox car on a stick and sort of 0:15:00.600 --> 0:15:03.240 jiggles it around or closes one eye looks through it 0:15:03.280 --> 0:15:05.120 and they see the Danny's and Sandy's on stage. 0:15:05.160 --> 0:15:07.280 Even in theory, then we could drive the car wherever 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:10.240 we want it. So everybody starts stage less drive, Let's drive. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:14.280 Yeah, I believe this is called immersive theater experience. 0:15:14.520 --> 0:15:16.200 This is the area we were now moving into with 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:20.240 only nine days ago. So a love mix idea. Another 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:23.880 idea that a teacher Kirsty had was what about getting 0:15:23.920 --> 0:15:26.640 a golf buggy and then you can have a cardboard 0:15:26.720 --> 0:15:30.200 cutout of an eighties car on the side of it. 0:15:30.280 --> 0:15:31.120 That's great as well. 0:15:31.200 --> 0:15:32.160 So here's what we want to do. 0:15:32.200 --> 0:15:35.320 Then let's try both of these and see what we 0:15:35.360 --> 0:15:38.240 get back from you guys. So in terms of golf buggies, 0:15:38.440 --> 0:15:41.320 I mean, how many do we even know? Quickly google Jack? 0:15:41.400 --> 0:15:45.400 How many golf courses in Victoria? There must be over 0:15:45.480 --> 0:15:48.000 a what do we reckon? Five hundred golf courses of 0:15:48.080 --> 0:15:52.240 Victoria's so many beautiful courses around here. Imagine they'd be. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.440 In fact, I know there'll be grounds keepers listening to 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:57.760 the show right now. Have a look in that shed 0:15:57.800 --> 0:15:59.880 where you keep all the golf buggies. 0:16:00.200 --> 0:16:06.200 Seventy four Still what though, it's always us more and 0:16:06.240 --> 0:16:06.960 then it's less. 0:16:07.000 --> 0:16:08.720 Yeah, I always had a zero the next time. 0:16:09.000 --> 0:16:10.400 Sorry. Three thousand seven hundred. 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:12.360 That shit, yeah, it must have been on the second 0:16:12.440 --> 0:16:14.000 page there of Google search. 0:16:14.160 --> 0:16:18.840 All right, so golf courses? Can we borrow. 0:16:18.720 --> 0:16:21.360 A golf buggy? The other thing, we're going to put 0:16:21.400 --> 0:16:23.080 both of these running at the same time. We're going 0:16:23.120 --> 0:16:24.680 to try and spin two plates. See what we get 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.760 back by nine o'lo this morning. So can we borrow 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.560 a golf buggy? The other one is does anyone collect 0:16:29.760 --> 0:16:32.360 or still have matchbox cars? 0:16:32.560 --> 0:16:33.760 So we need two hundred. 0:16:33.840 --> 0:16:37.440 Yeah, we're preferably Australian cars from the eighties. 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:41.800 If we're going to be at the moment, why do 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:46.320 we think we're running it? So telethon all right, Carl Stefanovic. 0:16:45.840 --> 0:16:48.240 All right, we'll start with any matchbox car. 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:52.000 Ten lines going with matchbox tiranas from Sir Kar eighty 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:53.640 two Santy's road Show. 0:16:54.240 --> 0:16:56.680 I believe this is from the turn of the eighties. 0:16:57.280 --> 0:16:58.000 Look underneath. 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:02.640 Yes, any matchbox ideally ideally on the eighties. 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:03.640 Extra points. 0:17:03.800 --> 0:17:05.440 All right, So this is what we need this morning 0:17:05.440 --> 0:17:08.240 on nine four one four one oh four three. Lend 0:17:08.320 --> 0:17:10.639 us a golf buggy for twenty four hours, or have 0:17:10.720 --> 0:17:12.359 you got any matchbox cars? 0:17:13.359 --> 0:17:17.480 This is the Christian o'commel show podcast. 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.800 Earlier, I was talking about this seventy year old dude 0:17:19.840 --> 0:17:24.040 I saw yesterday basically having an adult tantrum leaning through 0:17:24.080 --> 0:17:26.560 his open car window on his horn getting the person 0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:30.399 to authorize him to fill up his car at the servo. 0:17:31.040 --> 0:17:32.520 And I was saying, it is a it is a 0:17:32.560 --> 0:17:34.760 sluggish process. Right, we have to look through the window. 0:17:34.800 --> 0:17:36.960 They look at you and go yeah, right, they can 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:39.360 afford a tank of fuel. Yeah, you can have our 0:17:39.400 --> 0:17:40.200 precious fuel. 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:42.359 Christian. I work at a serbo. 0:17:42.480 --> 0:17:44.560 We have to check each person at the pump for 0:17:44.600 --> 0:17:47.360 the following Are you on your phone? Are you smoking? 0:17:47.520 --> 0:17:50.359 Are you over sixteen? Have you chopped the nozzle on? 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:54.879 That's why the delay in authorization of the pump. Now 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.560 I understand this, but whin a big country like America 0:17:57.960 --> 0:17:59.920 where there must be all kind of rednext tring, smoke 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:02.560 and doing goodness knows what drinking at the nozzlea and that, 0:18:03.040 --> 0:18:05.439 how can they can just roll up prepay it? 0:18:05.840 --> 0:18:06.080 Yeah? 0:18:06.280 --> 0:18:09.040 You know what else I had in America was one 0:18:09.160 --> 0:18:12.280 petrol station where the they have an attendant who feels 0:18:12.320 --> 0:18:13.159 your yea. 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:16.399 Sometimes it's around remote in the UK, it's always some 0:18:16.520 --> 0:18:20.200 old timer as well, like Mann and by working seventy 0:18:20.359 --> 0:18:23.000 years when Henry Ford used to roll up and his 0:18:23.160 --> 0:18:23.720 old team. 0:18:24.800 --> 0:18:27.720 I feel bad because I don't mind standing here and 0:18:27.800 --> 0:18:28.359 crossing the no. 0:18:29.119 --> 0:18:31.000 No, And it feels really awkward because they stand there 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:32.639 with a groin and you're sort of looking at it 0:18:32.720 --> 0:18:32.879 like that. 0:18:33.080 --> 0:18:34.160 So the whole thing is. 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:36.560 Problematic in this day and age, all right, So we 0:18:36.640 --> 0:18:39.720 need your help for our high school musical. 0:18:42.760 --> 0:18:44.200 Next Thursday, nine days time. 0:18:44.280 --> 0:18:47.359 It is our high school musical giving you a chance 0:18:47.400 --> 0:18:49.440 to have a speaking part for some of you a 0:18:49.560 --> 0:18:52.000 singing part that you didn't get when you were a 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:55.520 kid at school. It's called Grouse and Musicool versus of Greece. 0:18:55.840 --> 0:18:57.320 Set in the ats in Australia. 0:18:57.359 --> 0:19:01.480 We need a car, an iconic car from the eighties 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:02.600 on the stage. 0:19:02.760 --> 0:19:05.160 The stage has been lent to us by Della Cell 0:19:05.280 --> 0:19:07.640 College at two hundred seat theaters can be an amazing 0:19:07.640 --> 0:19:11.520 place to do it. However, we need to somehow squish 0:19:11.520 --> 0:19:14.760