Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Christian Who When I'm in the box compasting? Where am I?
Speaker 3: How do you make yourself not so drunk?
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four.
Speaker 4: Thanks for strong words, spoken strongly. Trina Jones, how are
Speaker 4: you doing?
Speaker 2: You know what?
Speaker 5: I'm a bit tired today.
Speaker 4: Jack actually said to me your news. She sounds a
Speaker 4: bit tired today.
Speaker 3: Someone's been party, party, party, Park, Yeah, party, Patsy on.
Speaker 5: A high's phone calls and messages?
Speaker 3: Is that the White House put him through? Joe? Wake up,
Speaker 3: sleepy Joe?
Speaker 6: I know, right?
Speaker 3: Is that Benjamin that you put on hold?
Speaker 5: Actually that two coffees so far?
Speaker 3: I'll be right. Would you tell the two coffees already?
Speaker 3: Watch out show, watch out radio, watch out news.
Speaker 2: It hasn't kicked in yet.
Speaker 4: If you know what we're talking about is actually pass
Speaker 4: He's enjoying what she's not been on to join for
Speaker 4: too long. She won a big award at the Radio
Speaker 4: Awards on Saturday night. And I think obviously you probably
Speaker 4: don't speak to a lot of old friends and colleagues yesterday.
Speaker 5: Still like people that I've you know, worked.
Speaker 3: We forgotten about Toronto, you know.
Speaker 5: Still friends with decades ago, and you know, because it
Speaker 5: was so busy sort of Saturday sunny. I just finally
Speaker 5: got around to calling them yesterday and they've been wanting
Speaker 5: to talk to me.
Speaker 3: You know, you get it, don't you? You want to?
Speaker 3: You know it must be so hard at the top
Speaker 3: that Patsy.
Speaker 2: So you were doing more than receiving calls. You were
Speaker 2: calling out. I told you so.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what throat. I was married the winner. Well
Speaker 3: you haven't read it, let me send you a blog
Speaker 3: linked to it now.
Speaker 5: No, it's yes, it's very Hideo. It's been lovely.
Speaker 4: What I love is there's a swagger about the way
Speaker 4: you walked around the station yesterday.
Speaker 3: There was black belt. I challenge you to. Didn't try
Speaker 3: and grab it off me.
Speaker 5: Wait until I get my numb chucks out, start swinging
Speaker 5: those around.
Speaker 4: The one thing I noticed yesterday about you, as well
Speaker 4: as shoes, appeared now.
Speaker 3: To sort of not wear shoes.
Speaker 4: You just wander around barefoot yesterday like you kick off
Speaker 4: or dance like it was at the after show party,
Speaker 4: like EM's.
Speaker 3: Kick off me. So we're just on the phone till
Speaker 3: Winston with a wife.
Speaker 1: You lose.
Speaker 3: The big w just me and I don't need shoes.
Speaker 2: Losers our shoes, you can't possibly find the best.
Speaker 5: It was so so from my heels. That's why I
Speaker 5: kicked the sandshoes off yesterday.
Speaker 4: Now, one thing we found out yesterday. I heard that
Speaker 4: you don't wear socks with your sneakers.
Speaker 5: No I do not.
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I do not, god stinking feet.
Speaker 5: Well, Producer Tom was disgusted because this is the only reaction.
Speaker 5: He came in here today or yesterday and he goes,
Speaker 5: what's what's the deal with that? And I said, no,
Speaker 5: I never wear socks because no, no, no, if.
Speaker 3: It's was actually scratching himself, sped your foot fungus around,
Speaker 3: I dare you.
Speaker 5: To come smell my sneakers or my feet, they do
Speaker 5: not smell.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 4: Some people just go bad where they have a lot
Speaker 4: of success, ill seekers loss.
Speaker 5: No, I never do. I just cut to the chase
Speaker 5: in the morning. I don't have time for socks. You
Speaker 5: don't need so I don't need them because I have deep,
Speaker 5: nice feet that don't swear.
Speaker 3: No, everyone's feet stinking up and sneakers. No, they do not.
Speaker 2: They would they would get sweaty there.
Speaker 5: Don't fun this up, think you No, I think they will.
Speaker 2: Actually, now I realized they didn't put you in that
Speaker 2: separate booth because.
Speaker 3: You're stink it up in a seal from the rest
Speaker 3: of us. It's all coming it is, Come on, stink foot.
Speaker 5: No, I don't need socks.
Speaker 4: But don't you find you because your feet are sweating
Speaker 4: there because you're in them for hours and hours and hours.
Speaker 5: No, I don't. I'm a lady. Ladies don't sweat. We
Speaker 5: just glow.
Speaker 4: I don't think there's any science that pers Okay, just
Speaker 4: because you're saying it was impact Now, I was a
Speaker 4: newsreader of the Year of Australia. Does anyone else not
Speaker 4: wear socks in their sneakers? I struggle to believe that
Speaker 4: you would do this? So is this a time saving thing?
Speaker 5: Absolutely? Purely that. But then I I got to liking
Speaker 5: it so much and thinking this isn't an issue. There's
Speaker 5: no smell, there's no waft, it's all going, well, I'll
Speaker 5: stay on a good thing.
Speaker 4: But you area, I saw you just literally physically recall it,
Speaker 4: and she's trying to pass it off as a time
Speaker 4: saving thing.
Speaker 3: Much time?
Speaker 2: Would you possibly.
Speaker 5: Say that even if it's thirty seconds or a minute
Speaker 5: in the morning, it means I can.
Speaker 3: See I can do it in under ten goes on.
Speaker 3: Once sock goes on to Patty.
Speaker 2: You've told us before that you put the washing out
Speaker 2: before you come into work time in the morning. You
Speaker 2: have time, ye.
Speaker 5: Have to just because you guys do. I don't need socks.
Speaker 5: Why should I have to wait?
Speaker 3: I tell you what it is. I actually think it's
Speaker 3: a problem to the ozone as well. Now it will
Speaker 3: be there's probably a hole, well there is. There is
Speaker 3: this way actually, and I reckon, it's directly into your feet.
Speaker 2: What did you start doing this?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Had you in that presentation he told all around the world.
Speaker 4: All right, anyone else not socks with the sneakers give
Speaker 4: us scorn.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: We've just found a lot of maggots on the floor
Speaker 4: of Patsy's news studio. They came out from between her toes.
Speaker 5: Cut it out.
Speaker 3: There's toe jam.
Speaker 4: Then there's actual toe maggots that squish out like cream
Speaker 4: cheese and a cracker when.
Speaker 3: She puts her foot down.
Speaker 5: A pedicule.
Speaker 4: Poor there then hasbat soup out there. Jordan about those
Speaker 4: poor little ladies.
Speaker 3: Out the back. Oh God, that woman's back in the
Speaker 3: stink foot draw the god midle earth down there it is.
Speaker 5: I challenge any of you to a stink test to
Speaker 5: see interested to.
Speaker 4: I just want to make you ever coming out and
Speaker 4: used to come that you were made to sniff a
Speaker 4: team that was training some kind of training ritual. We're
Speaker 4: back at the Adelaide training camp from a couple of
Speaker 4: years ago. Okay, you are willingly enter into this, yes, go.
Speaker 3: And smell the.
Speaker 9: Around.
Speaker 5: I'm kicking them off now, kenkels are free in the break.
Speaker 3: Gosh, please step back from the radio.
Speaker 5: Poor Rio, come and get it. Rio, you know you
Speaker 5: want to. Oh my, there you go.
Speaker 3: There's a snap Patsy's news booth.
Speaker 7: Now they stick, They genuinely stink.
Speaker 5: I think you can smell.
Speaker 3: Them on a scale of one. Oh my god, where
Speaker 3: it's the first day, I'd say seven and a half.
Speaker 2: Is what happens, Patsy. It's like when we had the
Speaker 2: seriously under a house and you slowly get used to it.
Speaker 2: You've got used to the smell.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why you get young guys.
Speaker 4: You stink of after shaved because they put so much
Speaker 4: on it turns off. But that's a nice fragrance with
Speaker 4: your it's the opposite. It's marinading in.
Speaker 5: This its not marinading. It's fine. My family never complained.
Speaker 3: Because they're to semi unconscious most of the time. It's stupor. Now.
Speaker 2: I know what's going on at the COVID masks at home.
Speaker 5: No, no, I'm continuing to not wear socks.
Speaker 3: I think good about only when when a staff member
Speaker 3: screams and recoils, it's a moment for you to everything.
Speaker 3: I'm going to buy some socks today.
Speaker 5: I don't bother.
Speaker 3: Will you consider them?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: Have we still got show socks in there?
Speaker 3: Don't use those? That is a waffer sort of thing.
Speaker 3: They are left.
Speaker 4: They're just barely hailed together by monocules. Let's say some
Speaker 4: calls now, other people that don't own socks, that don't
Speaker 4: wear socks with their sneakers.
Speaker 3: Ddre good morning, Oh.
Speaker 10: Good morning, poor petty. You're given no trouble.
Speaker 3: Well, she's given us trouble. You know what's what's passive smelling?
Speaker 3: That's passive smoking on petty side. But you've got no socks.
Speaker 10: I don't read them. I hate them. I absolutely hate them. Honest. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: they just cringle up and I make it thick, burly
Speaker 10: and and I.
Speaker 4: Don't think it's just socks that make the feet smelly.
Speaker 4: It's the feet that make the feet smelly.
Speaker 10: Whoa, yeah, but no, no, don't read them at all
Speaker 10: at all?
Speaker 4: What so not even if you're going so you're go
Speaker 4: into a wedding or so, I don't why to wear socks.
Speaker 4: It was just good in heills, So I like a lady.
Speaker 10: Yeah, no, no, nothing, no socking, No socks, don't like them.
Speaker 5: Tell me when did you discover this amazing invention of
Speaker 5: not wearing songs?
Speaker 10: Forever? Forever, Patsy forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you walk around in every day?
Speaker 3: Do you smell sneaker?
Speaker 10: Doesn't it?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 10: I look, I have my songs on at the moment,
Speaker 10: but you don't meet socks with those anyway. But no,
Speaker 10: I look with sneakers or I with no socks.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, just vomit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, work boots are insulated. I mean they're going to
Speaker 4: really fuck it up in.
Speaker 10: A little Yeah, they've got a couple of little air.
Speaker 4: Hole like a dog after a long walk. Why is
Speaker 4: that tongue isn't hanging out?
Speaker 12: That.
Speaker 10: No, not the only socks are there to bed?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, how would you wear why do would you wear
Speaker 3: socks to bed?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 10: Do get cold toes? And it's a passion killer.
Speaker 3: That's a form of contraception.
Speaker 2: If be is the problem, maybe wearing no socks.
Speaker 3: That's the passion killer. Did thank you very much?
Speaker 10: You cal thank you?
Speaker 3: Bye bye bye now stinky, justly, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 3: Just send you another foot, stinker, one hundred. No socks for.
Speaker 14: Them since school days?
Speaker 2: Say that again? Did you say you haven't worn socks
Speaker 2: since you're in cool?
Speaker 15: That's that's right.
Speaker 4: They never ever, you don't find that your feet smell
Speaker 4: or your sneaker is really like, huh.
Speaker 15: They're just so uncomfortable on with Gidri on this one,
Speaker 15: they're uncomfortable, like Didri. I wear bed socks and that's
Speaker 15: it and they come up after five minutes because I
Speaker 15: get too hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I find that socks are incredibly comfortable though. They
Speaker 3: make me feel good when I put.
Speaker 16: Them on in the morning, underneath your toes and it's.
Speaker 3: Like a hug for your foot when you get the
Speaker 3: right pair, you know.
Speaker 15: Nah, big miss Christian, big miss, I.
Speaker 4: Have agreed to disagree but Christian Connell Show podcast yesterday,
Speaker 4: I witnessed what I can only describe as an adult
Speaker 4: having a tantrum, And by adult I mean a seventy
Speaker 4: something year old man's fanet my car at the cerba right,
Speaker 4: and suddenly there was some idiot just like you know,
Speaker 4: sometimes it takes them a while to let you put.
Speaker 3: The fuel in.
Speaker 4: This feels like a sort of sluggish old system, by
Speaker 4: the way, doesn't it. We've got to allow someone nice
Speaker 4: to see you, you know, to them, and then they
Speaker 4: press the button you can get the fuel in the carpet.
Speaker 3: You pre pay.
Speaker 4: Why can't we just prepay the money so they know
Speaker 4: them they got the money from us.
Speaker 3: So we can just fill it out.
Speaker 2: Wir Wait, when we were driving around America earlier this year,
Speaker 2: that's every everywhere you go to you pre pay, which
Speaker 2: does make sense rather than them just profiling you and
Speaker 2: going is this a trustworthy person?
Speaker 4: Are they financially solvent for a tank of fuel? So anyway,
Speaker 4: we're there yesterday and it's about midday and there's this.
Speaker 3: Old guy who's like this leaning into his old car, right,
Speaker 3: and he's like on his horn and it's horrible.
Speaker 4: And the sound of a horn when you're outside, like
Speaker 4: near to one, it's deafening.
Speaker 3: So I was shouting, going stop doing that. Then it's
Speaker 3: just one person in there.
Speaker 4: He looked at me and he just did this. It
Speaker 4: was like a face off, and I was like, what
Speaker 4: am I going to It's like watching one of my
Speaker 4: kids when they were like five, having attention where you go,
Speaker 4: do not do that, do not touch that.
Speaker 3: He looked me in the eye.
Speaker 2: Went, you've got two oxyens there. Really, you can be
Speaker 2: the bigger man and do nothing, or you can get
Speaker 2: on your horn.
Speaker 1: And I should have done Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Nine days and so we've got nine days until the
Speaker 4: curtains up on our high school musical for grown ups
Speaker 4: getting a do over. This is for everybody who never
Speaker 4: got a speaking part back in the day at their
Speaker 4: school musical, putting on our own one. So our version
Speaker 4: of Greece were setting it here in Australia in the eighties.
Speaker 4: It's called Grouse the musical.
Speaker 2: Grouse what you heard?
Speaker 7: It's a bar Fully, it's not a failure the casting.
Speaker 4: Even yesterday we really needed your help. You think about
Speaker 4: Grease and the Car in the actual movie musical. We
Speaker 4: won our own version of that. What is an eighties
Speaker 4: Australia car. However, we found out that the venue de
Speaker 4: La South College, it's a beautiful two hundred seater venue
Speaker 4: that we're allowed to go, and it's beautiful school in
Speaker 4: Malvern one point six meter wide door. So whatever the
Speaker 4: eighties car you can lend to us, we've got to
Speaker 4: get it up three steps and then through two double
Speaker 4: doors that are one point six meter wide. Yesterday you
Speaker 4: had some good ideas about what we could do.
Speaker 16: I would say, turn the car on its side and push.
Speaker 8: It through the doors.
Speaker 16: So I've actually done this. So be at five hundred
Speaker 16: has the dimensions that you're after.
Speaker 13: Get a whole bunch of Mets box cars and stick
Speaker 13: them on the end of a stick and given them
Speaker 13: each member of the audience, and I can hold them
Speaker 13: up into their face and imagine there's a car on
Speaker 13: the stage.
Speaker 4: Now, that last idea from Mick is a great idea,
Speaker 4: really really really good idea where each audience member has
Speaker 4: a little matchbox car on a stick and sort of
Speaker 4: jiggles it around or closes one eye looks through it
Speaker 4: and they see the Danny's and Sandy's on stage.
Speaker 2: Even in theory, then we could drive the car wherever
Speaker 2: we want it. So everybody starts stage less drive, Let's drive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I believe this is called immersive theater experience.
Speaker 3: This is the area we were now moving into with
Speaker 3: only nine days ago. So a love mix idea. Another
Speaker 3: idea that a teacher Kirsty had was what about getting
Speaker 3: a golf buggy and then you can have a cardboard
Speaker 3: cutout of an eighties car on the side of it.
Speaker 2: That's great as well.
Speaker 3: So here's what we want to do.
Speaker 4: Then let's try both of these and see what we
Speaker 4: get back from you guys. So in terms of golf buggies,
Speaker 4: I mean, how many do we even know? Quickly google Jack?
Speaker 4: How many golf courses in Victoria? There must be over
Speaker 4: a what do we reckon? Five hundred golf courses of
Speaker 4: Victoria's so many beautiful courses around here. Imagine they'd be.
Speaker 4: In fact, I know there'll be grounds keepers listening to
Speaker 4: the show right now. Have a look in that shed
Speaker 4: where you keep all the golf buggies.
Speaker 2: Seventy four Still what though, it's always us more and
Speaker 2: then it's less.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always had a zero the next time.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Three thousand seven hundred.
Speaker 4: That shit, yeah, it must have been on the second
Speaker 4: page there of Google search.
Speaker 3: All right, so golf courses? Can we borrow.
Speaker 4: A golf buggy? The other thing, we're going to put
Speaker 4: both of these running at the same time. We're going
Speaker 4: to try and spin two plates. See what we get
Speaker 4: back by nine o'lo this morning. So can we borrow
Speaker 4: a golf buggy? The other one is does anyone collect
Speaker 4: or still have matchbox cars?
Speaker 3: So we need two hundred.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're preferably Australian cars from the eighties.
Speaker 3: If we're going to be at the moment, why do
Speaker 3: we think we're running it? So telethon all right, Carl Stefanovic.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll start with any matchbox car.
Speaker 4: Ten lines going with matchbox tiranas from Sir Kar eighty
Speaker 4: two Santy's road Show.
Speaker 3: I believe this is from the turn of the eighties.
Speaker 3: Look underneath.
Speaker 4: Yes, any matchbox ideally ideally on the eighties.
Speaker 3: Extra points.
Speaker 4: All right, So this is what we need this morning
Speaker 4: on nine four one four one oh four three. Lend
Speaker 4: us a golf buggy for twenty four hours, or have
Speaker 4: you got any matchbox cars?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.
Speaker 4: Earlier, I was talking about this seventy year old dude
Speaker 4: I saw yesterday basically having an adult tantrum leaning through
Speaker 4: his open car window on his horn getting the person
Speaker 4: to authorize him to fill up his car at the servo.
Speaker 4: And I was saying, it is a it is a
Speaker 4: sluggish process. Right, we have to look through the window.
Speaker 4: They look at you and go yeah, right, they can
Speaker 4: afford a tank of fuel. Yeah, you can have our
Speaker 4: precious fuel.
Speaker 3: Christian. I work at a serbo.
Speaker 4: We have to check each person at the pump for
Speaker 4: the following Are you on your phone? Are you smoking?
Speaker 4: Are you over sixteen? Have you chopped the nozzle on?
Speaker 4: That's why the delay in authorization of the pump. Now
Speaker 4: I understand this, but whin a big country like America
Speaker 4: where there must be all kind of rednext tring, smoke
Speaker 4: and doing goodness knows what drinking at the nozzlea and that,
Speaker 4: how can they can just roll up prepay it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know what else I had in America was one
Speaker 2: petrol station where the they have an attendant who feels
Speaker 2: your yea.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it's around remote in the UK, it's always some
Speaker 4: old timer as well, like Mann and by working seventy
Speaker 4: years when Henry Ford used to roll up and his
Speaker 4: old team.
Speaker 2: I feel bad because I don't mind standing here and
Speaker 2: crossing the no.
Speaker 4: No, And it feels really awkward because they stand there
Speaker 4: with a groin and you're sort of looking at it
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 3: So the whole thing is.
Speaker 4: Problematic in this day and age, all right, So we
Speaker 4: need your help for our high school musical.
Speaker 3: Next Thursday, nine days time.
Speaker 4: It is our high school musical giving you a chance
Speaker 4: to have a speaking part for some of you a
Speaker 4: singing part that you didn't get when you were a
Speaker 4: kid at school. It's called Grouse and Musicool versus of Greece.
Speaker 4: Set in the ats in Australia.
Speaker 3: We need a car, an iconic car from the eighties
Speaker 3: on the stage.
Speaker 4: The stage has been lent to us by Della Cell
Speaker 4: College at two hundred seat theaters can be an amazing
Speaker 4: place to do it. However, we need to somehow squish
Speaker 4: a car into two double doors that are one point
Speaker 4: six meters wide. Yesterday, when we're trying to work out
Speaker 4: how can we make this happen, Mick had a great idea.
Speaker 13: Get a whole bunch of Mets box cars and stick
Speaker 13: them on the end of a stick and given them
Speaker 13: each member of the audience, and I can hold them
Speaker 13: up into their face and imagine there's a car on
Speaker 13: the stage.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: Kirsty had what about golf buggy with a cardboard cutout
Speaker 4: of an eighties car on the side. So we're seeing
Speaker 4: this morning, then can we borrow a golf buggy? Is
Speaker 4: there any golf course ofpend to lend us one? And
Speaker 4: do you have any matchbox cars? Ideally from the eighties?
Speaker 2: But we'll take beggars. Can't we choose the thing? We'll
Speaker 2: take any of this stage?
Speaker 3: Terry, good morning, welcome to the show.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian, how are you?
Speaker 4: I'm good Terry. So Terry, how might you may to
Speaker 4: help out our high school musical?
Speaker 9: I have a the classic not quite Australian, but it's
Speaker 9: a sort of mini mini marks Leyland which English I know.
Speaker 3: So it's the Beach Buggies.
Speaker 11: Yeah, quite like a beach buggy.
Speaker 9: No roof, it's pretty narrow, it's one point four or
Speaker 9: five wide.
Speaker 3: Then to spare around the side.
Speaker 9: Fire red and black wheels, looks pretty good.
Speaker 4: That would look good on the stage actually, because we
Speaker 4: do have several beach scenes.
Speaker 2: But we still would we still be putting cardboard on
Speaker 2: it to make it look like a Toronto.
Speaker 16: You might need to put a bit of cardboard because
Speaker 16: it leaks oil underneath.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's still the South College going. No oil.
Speaker 3: You can't have oil and care.
Speaker 2: Oh no, we lost our old sandy sleep.
Speaker 9: Just a tiny bit.
Speaker 4: Not too many about environmentalism now deep message, the musical oil,
Speaker 4: the musical.
Speaker 1: Terry.
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a no sorry terry, thank you, but no
Speaker 3: oil on till I sell College stage please. Charlie, good morning, Good.
Speaker 9: Morning, Christian Jack, Patsy.
Speaker 14: How are you guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, Charlie, thank you very much for calling
Speaker 4: out up and trying to help us out.
Speaker 3: What have you got golf buggy or matchbox cars? Well?
Speaker 14: I can do both for you, considering you don't want
Speaker 14: my monaro.
Speaker 3: Oh this is beautiful. We just couldn't. We don't think
Speaker 3: we can fit it in the venue, Charlie, So what
Speaker 3: have you got?
Speaker 9: I can get a golf buggy or I can give
Speaker 9: you a couple of hundred much box.
Speaker 4: Cars you can get hold on, don't you're going to
Speaker 4: break into the Royal Melbourne Hot while I want to
Speaker 4: make a very slow get away. Oh, j pieces be
Speaker 4: walking along side of go make it out, Get out mane.
Speaker 2: It's embarrassing.
Speaker 17: We've got one. We used to toe the race.
Speaker 14: Carry on.
Speaker 3: So I see you have your own golf buggy.
Speaker 14: It belongs to my boss and our crew for you.
Speaker 3: All right'd be great to get out. So you've got
Speaker 3: a golf bugger? We could have? And then how many
Speaker 3: matchbox cars have you got?
Speaker 17: Oh, there'll be a couple of hundred there.
Speaker 3: Well, you have a couple of hundred at home or where?
Speaker 9: No, let's box child? They've got him in the cupboard
Speaker 9: at home?
Speaker 2: Are then they're packaging around of the pack Charlie.
Speaker 3: This all seems a bit vague. There just seems to
Speaker 3: be a lot of flint flan with it. Yeah, no,
Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, there are in no cupboard under
Speaker 3: the sync.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carls Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Christian, why not project a picture of the car on
Speaker 4: a screen? Why not dream a bigger dream, Julie, do
Speaker 4: you want to live in that world with there's some
Speaker 4: shabby HP going on. Here's a car, just imagine the
Speaker 4: rest of it. Put the curtains up, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: watch show. Let's go to the Olympics next year. The
Speaker 4: Olympics are in the Parry Harris's Olympics next years. We
Speaker 4: will be doing the Gold of Thomb Back to next year, however,
Speaker 4: some new sports. Do you think this is within an
Speaker 4: effort to try and get the young the youth, the
Speaker 4: TikTok is.
Speaker 3: Off the screens, Get off the screens. We've got crazy stuff.
Speaker 3: We've got reels at the Olympics.
Speaker 4: Five reels, five reels the Olympic reels, the original reels.
Speaker 3: Five new sports going into the next Games, which is
Speaker 3: going to be in LA in twenty twenty eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to announce overnight that five new sports will
Speaker 2: be going into the Los Angeles Olympics. Cricket, squash, baseball, lacrosse,
Speaker 2: and something called flag football.
Speaker 3: All right, let's haven't listened to this.
Speaker 7: Cricket is officially an Olympic sport again, with its return
Speaker 7: ratified by the IOC.
Speaker 5: Along with flag football, softball, baseball, lacrosse, and squash.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's break that down, right, squash? Great games to play? Right?
Speaker 3: Great game to play?
Speaker 4: Is it up there with the original kind of ethos
Speaker 4: of before the Olympics I think they call it the
Speaker 4: pank creationists. They believe that they wanted to find out
Speaker 4: who are the fastest, strongest, who could throw something the
Speaker 4: furthest squash.
Speaker 3: It doesn't to me.
Speaker 4: It's not like the one hundred meters is it. It's
Speaker 4: it's not the shot put. It's mainly middle aged guys
Speaker 4: my age and those little classes.
Speaker 2: I was going to say it feels a bit retiring.
Speaker 8: It is.
Speaker 3: It's a middle age to make out.
Speaker 5: Malcolm Oh Elvis played squash. He had a squash Courtney's
Speaker 5: eye them a bog. Oh no, it's very aerobic an athletes.
Speaker 3: It's almost never played squash.
Speaker 4: See that guy in the locker room getting ready in
Speaker 4: those shorts, mind you those.
Speaker 3: Glasses in about those Vegas ones.
Speaker 4: Munch Squash would be a boring game to watch at
Speaker 4: the Olympics.
Speaker 3: Is it even available to watch? Like any of the
Speaker 3: sports platforms.
Speaker 2: Like KO actually have seen when they play squashing a
Speaker 2: professional level, they it's completely glass.
Speaker 5: That's what I love about it.
Speaker 4: We'll get careful and le be calling them up. I've
Speaker 4: still got the curb in my lock up. I can
Speaker 4: bring it to Paris.
Speaker 3: Do we want that?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure we do all right, so squash what
Speaker 4: with it? What's flag football?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: This is the one that I have a problem with.
Speaker 2: Flag football. We played a version of this in primary school,
Speaker 2: which essentially, instead of tackling, you have to rip a
Speaker 2: valcro strap off somebody's belt. Oh come on, it's like
Speaker 2: a watered down kids version of football.
Speaker 5: Like British Bulldog? Is it the same thing that?
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 4: That was Olympics kids to love. Highlight of a lunch
Speaker 4: break was British Bulldog.
Speaker 2: That was proper tackling. What they're introducing here because it's
Speaker 2: in l A, they've gone, well, let's do American football
Speaker 2: but instead of tackling, you just have to rip the
Speaker 2: flag off their belt.
Speaker 3: But that is just so watered down the literal kids
Speaker 3: version of the game.
Speaker 4: And the Olympics you can have box seeing, you can
Speaker 4: have tykworndo judo wrestling where people are taking each other
Speaker 4: all at combat.
Speaker 2: No, no, I'll.
Speaker 4: Tell you what though, what because that is basically it's
Speaker 4: a kid's game. It's a safe version of British Bulldog.
Speaker 4: This morning, tell us what school games did you used
Speaker 4: to play that We think we'd make great proper Olympic
Speaker 4: sports bulldog would make an international bulldog were teams from
Speaker 4: around the globe taking each other on in an ultimate
Speaker 4: game like that.
Speaker 2: It's funny that you actually call it bulldog because at
Speaker 2: our primary school is called British Bulldog.
Speaker 3: I thought it was called British bulldog.
Speaker 2: It's probably just called bulldogs.
Speaker 4: That's the way the Empire. This is how we took
Speaker 4: over the world. We challenged countries like India to bulldog.
Speaker 2: We had a watered down version of British Bulldog called Octopussy,
Speaker 2: which was the same once.
Speaker 4: I told you before, we don't need to hear about
Speaker 4: your tentacles, Jack, I don't care if it was a
Speaker 4: different time.
Speaker 3: How did that one?
Speaker 2: Instead of tackling when you got caught, No, you sat
Speaker 2: cross legged on the ground and you could use your
Speaker 2: arms as.
Speaker 3: Other people. I've been tapped.
Speaker 5: Oh no, they banned it in our school because too
Speaker 5: many kids were getting injured and broken legs and bruised.
Speaker 3: Black evolution. You know, sometimes you've got to let those
Speaker 3: people go, I say.
Speaker 2: And competed in version of fourth square. I'd love to say,
Speaker 2: did you have that?
Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, that's a great idea.
Speaker 4: Yes, all right, So what school games we went Great
Speaker 4: Olympic Sports.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Five in sports have been inducted into the Olympics for
Speaker 4: twenty twenty eight in LA, including squash and something called
Speaker 4: flag football, which is basically American football without tackling the
Speaker 4: interesting bit and simply disappinting what like a bar towel
Speaker 4: at their back pocket is that it basically how.
Speaker 2: We paid at the schools. You had this little belt
Speaker 2: with two valcrow straps off the side, and when a
Speaker 2: strap got ripped off, that was calendar's to tackle.
Speaker 4: So we're asking this morning what school games would make
Speaker 4: great future Olympic sports. Judging rolla tex and as are
Speaker 4: coming in, you can certainly grade what level of school
Speaker 4: some people went to, but just a rio who had
Speaker 4: a finer education any of us in the show Hopscotch,
Speaker 4: Hopscotch where you could win the other players Daddy's Superannuation, Sydney.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to lights right now. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 16: Harry, Yes, good morning, how are you.
Speaker 4: I'm good Harry. So what a playground school game would
Speaker 4: make a great Olympic sport? You reckon, Harry, I reckon.
Speaker 9: It's a great spectator sport. People really love it.
Speaker 1: It's you get a bit of blood boy dodgeball.
Speaker 3: Dodgeball, Yeah, gymnasium.
Speaker 4: I took a few to the head there, Harry, great
Speaker 4: great game, but dodgeball.
Speaker 14: Right, we broke the PA's nose a few.
Speaker 3: Times, a few times. What the shop was a sports.
Speaker 4: Getcha? Absolutely? All right, Harry, that's a good idea. Thank
Speaker 4: you so much. According in Harry.
Speaker 3: Hopefully the IOC are listening to that advocate. There. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Caroline. Now, come on in, Caroline. Good morning,
Speaker 3: all right, Caroline, listen.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. What's a school game? You can
Speaker 4: make a great Olympic sport?
Speaker 8: I think elastics.
Speaker 3: Take me through elastics. Remind me of that.
Speaker 8: There's lots of different levels that you have to achieve
Speaker 8: to actually, you know, win, and I think it'll be
Speaker 8: a great spectator sport too.
Speaker 2: All explain it. There was two people on either side
Speaker 2: with a big elastic band that ran around both their legs.
Speaker 2: Is that elastics?
Speaker 8: That's the one. And you've got your start at the
Speaker 8: ankles and you move up to the knees, the hips,
Speaker 8: under arms, and above the head over the elastics.
Speaker 5: Yeah, jumping to get a thin bit of elastic and
Speaker 5: you'd get her to sew it, and it had to
Speaker 5: be big enough so that you and a mate would
Speaker 5: stand like a meter apart and have it a start
Speaker 5: with it around your ankles and you'd jump over it,
Speaker 5: wouldn't you. And there'd be rhymes were used, something like
Speaker 5: inside outside monkey's tails or something we used to sing.
Speaker 3: I think that's witchcraft school.
Speaker 4: You went to inside outside monkeys and.
Speaker 5: You stand on it at the end, wouldn't you at
Speaker 5: the end of the taie, I remember elastic. That's right.
Speaker 2: It's sort of like jump rope. It's not really a competitive.
Speaker 3: Pretty basic in Australia. It's all ideas at the moment.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Counting, let's go to David. Good morning,
Speaker 3: Hello Christening.
Speaker 4: David's okay, what do you reckon? They be a great
Speaker 4: Olympic game.
Speaker 3: Well, in the West, we used to play brandings Rand.
Speaker 6: You were a group of like thirty forty boys and the.
Speaker 3: Whole thing was you'd split up into two teams and
Speaker 3: you'd have a tennis ball and the object was to
Speaker 3: spelt the tennis ball at the nearest person possible could.
Speaker 11: Stop it was to block it with your fist.
Speaker 3: You weren't allowed to stop it in any other way,
Speaker 3: and it didn't matter where it hits you.
Speaker 9: If it'd hit you in the head.
Speaker 3: You were out. Yeah.
Speaker 4: We called this murder ball, right, and it was so
Speaker 4: much fun. I think it only lasted for two weeks
Speaker 4: because we would just go, you just need to come
Speaker 4: running out when they run that school bell, you come
Speaker 4: running out. It's only the boys who were playing ball,
Speaker 4: and it was on and they're right, it's like feral twenty,
Speaker 4: like a plague of locusts running around just throwing that
Speaker 4: ball at each other's heads.
Speaker 14: Yes, let's be right. And there was no rules except
Speaker 14: don't get hit.
Speaker 3: That was it early squid games.
Speaker 2: Yes, and so the winning team is just who has
Speaker 2: a player left on the field at the end.
Speaker 4: Of it, and then rinse, repeat the next day. The
Speaker 4: best days of my life, David. And then I went
Speaker 4: to this weekend, What's You? And I get a load
Speaker 4: of guys when we play murderable See you there eleven
Speaker 4: eleven for eleven thirty Well Christian no Connell's show podcast
Speaker 4: Christian School Games that will make future Olympic sports. We
Speaker 4: played a game called Rush, which was just bulldog but
Speaker 4: run across the side of a hill. It was an
Speaker 4: institution of my score until one faithful recess when three
Speaker 4: different players got broken bones after being essentially gang tackled
Speaker 4: down a hill. Christian, this is the sport of kings.
Speaker 3: I agree, I say bring him back at the Olympics.
Speaker 4: Come on, IOC all right, we're going to be kicking
Speaker 4: into three topic Tuesday. This is where we run three
Speaker 4: phone ins at the same time, so for you three
Speaker 4: different ways who get your stories on the show. One
Speaker 4: this morning is about what is your nemesis in your home.
Speaker 4: I think all of us have a household object, whatever
Speaker 4: it is that we come up against, and it does
Speaker 4: actually feel like some kind of Marvel movie.
Speaker 3: It's a nemesis.
Speaker 4: A couple of years ago, we were out in country
Speaker 4: Victoria and my wife said, oh, let's go around some
Speaker 4: old shops, and they got all the old overpriced junk.
Speaker 3: It's old crap way more than new stuff. I should.
Speaker 4: I understand the free market economy here. So it's naked
Speaker 4: and old and dilapidated, but I pay more than that
Speaker 4: that shiny.
Speaker 3: New version that it's properly painted.
Speaker 4: Okay, sure, old timey shop keep Anyway, my wife got
Speaker 4: this knaked looking metallic bread bin that says on the
Speaker 4: side of it bread in like fadey stencils, and it's
Speaker 4: got some of the enamel paints worn off. Anyway, half
Speaker 4: four when I try and operate this thing, just take
Speaker 4: the lid off as quiet as possible. This is me
Speaker 4: trying to use it as quietly as possible at four
Speaker 4: point thirty this morning.
Speaker 3: That's I swear.
Speaker 4: That is me trying to use that almost sare them
Speaker 4: that flipping bread bin right at four thirt's It works
Speaker 4: against me.
Speaker 3: I know it hates me.
Speaker 4: It doesn't make the same noise when anybody else uses it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't like me.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a metal trash cane breaking into the
Speaker 2: house as well, the amount of times I'll be trying
Speaker 2: to get just a single, just a slice of bread out.
Speaker 3: In the morning. I'm swearing at it now and I
Speaker 3: hear this from the bedroom. Christal keeps asleep some break
Speaker 3: from Downsford, Jack, what's your nemesis in your house?
Speaker 2: I'm up against Gordie's trike at the moment. My son,
Speaker 2: who's eighteen months old. He has been riding his trick around,
Speaker 2: but he just leaves it in a hallway or the
Speaker 2: entrance to the kitchen. And then in the morning when
Speaker 2: I'm trying to move around the dark. Yes, it's like
Speaker 2: it's a man trap. He's trying to booby trap me,
Speaker 2: like heaven from home alone?
Speaker 3: All right? What is the nemesis in your home?
Speaker 1: This? She is The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
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Speaker 4: show today on nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 4: That's the phone number nine four one four one oh
Speaker 4: four three. Already we have calls lined up. What is
Speaker 4: name it? What is your household nemesis that are in
Speaker 4: animal objects? That conspires against you? Who hates you? You hate it?
Speaker 4: This happened yesterday at my mother in law round for
Speaker 4: dinner last night.
Speaker 3: She lives about.
Speaker 4: Five minutes away, and only an hour before that, right,
Speaker 4: I picked my daughter up from something. Suddenly my daughter says,
Speaker 4: in front of my mother in law and my wife,
Speaker 4: I think dad is having an affair. You chucked that up,
Speaker 4: that grenade in front of a mother in law that
Speaker 4: will kick off anything. She's Nary and my wife, who's
Speaker 4: daughter of Narni, So it's a whole the sister who's
Speaker 4: going to take me down and you've got trainee nary.
Speaker 2: Three generations nothing.
Speaker 4: They are going to set upon me, lord of the
Speaker 4: sisters stre and wife goes, what's that?
Speaker 3: Looks at me? And you know when you've done nothing wrong?
Speaker 3: Are you get a little bit squeemish?
Speaker 18: It?
Speaker 3: You done nothing wrong? I'm an innocent man. You get
Speaker 3: a bit lucy and goosey and giggley? Don't you a
Speaker 3: little bit? Why it's sweaty?
Speaker 4: Because it's a head of an accusation. I'm going to
Speaker 4: get the word out because it's not true.
Speaker 2: Can I where's it come from?
Speaker 3: Those?
Speaker 2: Surely she's drawing.
Speaker 4: Something explaining when my daughter is seventeen as a fantastic
Speaker 4: creative memory. She's obviously put a couple of things together.
Speaker 3: All she saw was the passenger seat and full recline,
Speaker 3: and some some clothes of mine in full recline, some
Speaker 3: clothes of mine on the in the footwell. This is
Speaker 3: Jim gear I get changed in the passenger seats. I
Speaker 3: get changed in the passenger seat. Why my story video?
Speaker 3: I've done nothing wrong, Debbie. They're on to us, run
Speaker 3: for the hills, gonna.
Speaker 5: Plan b Hang on, you get changed in your car?
Speaker 2: Do that? Or are you getting it right mind, so
Speaker 2: that you get more room.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, get changed in the change.
Speaker 4: Because I like turning up at the gym ready to
Speaker 4: go gain face on. I don't want to go in
Speaker 4: there in my outside clothes because I see all the
Speaker 4: gym guys and they're.
Speaker 3: Like, turn up in your jeen, get jim gear. So
Speaker 3: I get changed in the car.
Speaker 2: Ye, no, I believe to a child.
Speaker 3: To a child, oh.
Speaker 4: You don't need to worry about mummy and daddy. Nothing's
Speaker 4: going on or is it? Anyway? So you thought they
Speaker 4: were having an affair. Even as we went to bed
Speaker 4: last night, my wife goes to me, we've all settled it, okay.
Speaker 4: I had to actually walk my wife out to the
Speaker 4: car because the jury were coming out. A little mother
Speaker 4: in law was beating mind as some twink, the old
Speaker 4: seventy eight year old. I smelled BSN and I broke up.
Speaker 4: He used to get changed in the car for his workout.
Speaker 3: As you can see, it's shorts here. There's some T shirts,
Speaker 3: you know, like in a jury where they go out.
Speaker 5: To the scene of the r did they fingerprint the.
Speaker 4: Door, yeah, to say that they took dabs on there
Speaker 4: with celuitate perhats. There's two separate fingerprints here. Why are
Speaker 4: there ladies' footprints on the window.
Speaker 2: I didn't have anthing change obviously.
Speaker 4: Sometimes my person trainer comes in to get me changed.
Speaker 4: There must be people who've been wrongly accused, and there
Speaker 4: was some like me, innocent, Thank you Jack going to
Speaker 4: my defense. Innocent explanation.
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Speaker 3: Any you Meanwhile, back on the sunny side of the street,
Speaker 3: we're looking for your stories about the household nemesis that
Speaker 3: you're up against every day in your home. They thought
Speaker 3: you were having an affair. You might, you might like me,
Speaker 3: You really aren't. What do I keep for testing? So
Speaker 3: I'm not having myself? Jack accused me of laying down
Speaker 3: an alibi. You hurt me on the radio. Why would
Speaker 3: I do that?
Speaker 2: Would why would I incriminate myself?
Speaker 3: Further, I must be in oh I must be And
Speaker 3: it didn't fit.
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Speaker 4: three Cindy, good morning.
Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian how are you going.
Speaker 3: I'm good and I am innocent. Cindy.
Speaker 4: Now, Cindy, glad we got that cleared up. Cindy, what
Speaker 4: is your household? Nemesis?
Speaker 11: The bane of existence is a guest list bed. It
Speaker 11: is a freaking nightmare.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd almost got said when I went that bread
Speaker 4: bindw just want to stand. We're talking about I think
Speaker 4: my mom and dad had on these beds where it's
Speaker 4: got like these pistons basically lifts some half the bed
Speaker 4: and hey, presto, there's storage space.
Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, yes, Ed would have you believed that you
Speaker 11: could do it with one finger. But we, Nelly had
Speaker 11: a divorce. Putting it together it took two days. At
Speaker 11: one point our teenage done yelled out, make it stop.
Speaker 11: And since we've actually had it up, we have had
Speaker 11: four injuries. I've lost my toenail, my big toe toenail
Speaker 11: hitting the corner of it, and I've had it fall
Speaker 11: on my head and I've put my back out lifting
Speaker 11: it up. And then just last night my husband hid
Speaker 11: his toe so hard. I've never heard the noises.
Speaker 4: Why does that hurt so badly? Just stubbing a toe.
Speaker 4: It's a disapportionate thing to huge pain.
Speaker 11: It was hilarious seeing this big Samoan bloke, just to
Speaker 11: have a series of you know, little.
Speaker 4: Sam bloat stories and Samoan conundrums. Who again, Friday, it.
Speaker 3: Is kissed or something?
Speaker 1: It is complete.
Speaker 3: Scientific explanation, isn't it sounds like the best?
Speaker 4: Or it's just a big awkward box with pesterns that
Speaker 4: weren't still probably that cut from head.
Speaker 2: I think you have some kind of witch doctor in
Speaker 2: the house and.
Speaker 3: Paid outside monkeys. Towel gone, Cindy, thank you very much
Speaker 3: giving us a cool mate. Loved him, no worry Banks.
Speaker 4: All right, Maria, good morning, Hello, Hello, Hello, Sorry.
Speaker 3: That's quite all right. Okay, so household, Nemesis, what have
Speaker 3: you got?
Speaker 12: The toaster? The toaster is just the worst thing is
Speaker 12: in this house. So what had happened is I wanted
Speaker 12: to buy a really nice toaster, and a nice and
Speaker 12: expensive one because I knew it was going to be expensive,
Speaker 12: it's going to work.
Speaker 11: It was just going to toast my toast.
Speaker 12: Beautifully, blah blah blah. And it is a piece of crap.
Speaker 3: So what did you get? De long e? What do
Speaker 3: you get?
Speaker 12: Am I allowed to say it on radio?
Speaker 2: I probably can't they.
Speaker 4: All those toast sponsors for a little moment you're we're playing,
Speaker 4: we're paid more.
Speaker 3: Basically, my big farmer and toast money. Please.
Speaker 12: It looks beautiful in the in the kitchen, it's it's
Speaker 12: it's visually beautiful, but it just burns the crap out it.
Speaker 12: So I thought it was a manufacturing fault and blah
Speaker 12: blah blah. So long story short, it looks beautiful, no
Speaker 12: one's allowed to use it. So I've gone to came
Speaker 12: out and bought a five dollar toaster, which toasts my breath.
Speaker 4: Absolutely does that sometimes happen with the cheaper things just
Speaker 4: works better.
Speaker 17: I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 2: You're just not? You got to be down more?
Speaker 8: No, So what I do?
Speaker 12: So I put it down to two and it doesn't
Speaker 12: cook it well.
Speaker 11: And then I put it down to three and it
Speaker 11: burns it.
Speaker 8: So there's night.
Speaker 3: Don't go down to three. You don't go down to
Speaker 3: five either. It maybe one.
Speaker 12: Oh we've played around with. My husband's about to throw
Speaker 12: it out the window, to be honest.
Speaker 19: So yeah, so but at least it looks.
Speaker 12: It makes my kitchen look the.
Speaker 4: Bench top looks great. With that, I'm guessing it's one
Speaker 4: of those nice shiny silver ones. Yeah, yeah, Marie, thank
Speaker 4: you very much, day and you please, Tracy good on ing.
Speaker 16: Hello, Hi, I've got a it didn't fit through.
Speaker 4: Oh he didn't fit? Yes, what's your story, Tracy? What
Speaker 4: didn't fit?
Speaker 16: So I went to a funeral many years ago, and
Speaker 16: mum had passed away previously, and when the dad passed away,
Speaker 16: he wanted to be buried with her. So we had
Speaker 16: the funeral and we all went down to the grave
Speaker 16: site and dad was a very tall man compared to mum,
Speaker 16: and the grave had been dug, and when it came
Speaker 16: to his sons and grandsons carrying him to put him in,
Speaker 16: they lowered him in, but he didn't fit. The grave
Speaker 16: had been dug too short.
Speaker 4: You know, digging as an industry and an art form,
Speaker 4: it's been around for a very very long time. Sure,
Speaker 4: they just dig a hole and hope they're going to
Speaker 4: squish it in. Just when we've got share me right,
Speaker 4: go and get the persuaders. So old sledgehammers are smashing
Speaker 4: up rampas coffee.
Speaker 2: You need like a shoehorn.
Speaker 18: But horrendous like this happened and it was like, um, yeah,
Speaker 18: so he doesn't fit we'll just go popping on the
Speaker 18: side here and.
Speaker 16: We're gonna have to dig out.
Speaker 3: No, not in front of people mourning.
Speaker 4: Yeah, must take ages to dig dig that hole and
Speaker 4: make it wider.
Speaker 16: It took him a while, and by now we're all
Speaker 16: laughing because Dad, their day would have been so rapable
Speaker 16: that these boys.
Speaker 8: Had got it wrong.
Speaker 3: One last spray it was.
Speaker 16: It was pretty crazy.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Tracy, that is a great story, welder mate.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for calling him.
Speaker 8: Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3: All right, great story from Tracy. So your stories like traces.
Speaker 4: If it didn't fit, household Nemesis still yet to get
Speaker 4: a call to my plead to anyone else who thought
Speaker 4: they were having an affair, you were mistaken because people
Speaker 4: get things wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: What is that upject in your house? That is your
Speaker 4: household Nemesis For Sean Christian, I have a fork, absolutely
Speaker 4: can't stand every time I pick it up a throat
Speaker 4: back in that draw and disgust. It is so ergonomically displeasing.
Speaker 4: Sometimes the straight work.
Speaker 3: Fork suddenly comes home with me and they're.
Speaker 4: All dull and twisted, and they have no shame to
Speaker 4: We're like, goddamn, I don't get in there.
Speaker 2: I think everybody has the cultlry in their own home
Speaker 2: that they know they like get forks for everybody at dinner.
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll give you akular one. I don't like.
Speaker 3: My wife does that for me. Or sometimes I get
Speaker 3: the fort I know we shop the cat food up
Speaker 3: with Ah. Yes, my kettle and I have a love
Speaker 3: hate relationship.
Speaker 4: I love the hot water it makes, However, I hate
Speaker 4: the way it pours boiling hot water in all directions
Speaker 4: I've gone on. It's like a garden sprinkler. It's crazy
Speaker 4: all over your hands. Joe, the household nemesis is the
Speaker 4: new Greater. I think the greater is the psycho of
Speaker 4: the kitchen Terrible. I've actually got permanent scars on my
Speaker 4: thumb knuckle from various graters. The new Greater my house
Speaker 4: we want me greted my thumb. Yes, see preach show here.
Speaker 4: Sister grated my thumb pretty badly first time I use it.
Speaker 4: Now it sits in my jaw urging me to use
Speaker 4: it every time I open the drawer.
Speaker 3: I will never go back. Tracy apple stickers, Yeah, those
Speaker 3: old pescular apple stickers. Why do we need all those
Speaker 3: stickers on them? We get it. It's an apple.
Speaker 4: The end up stuck on the seat, never in the bin, Jacqueline,
Speaker 4: the tags off the bread. They seem to end up
Speaker 4: in odd places, far away from the bread. They're trying
Speaker 4: to escape, I think, Jacqueline Christian. It didn't fit through
Speaker 4: the doors. Good morning, beautiful people. I once built a
Speaker 4: set of stairs, complete with hand rails, to go in
Speaker 4: my shed. Only when I went to deliver it inside
Speaker 4: my shd I had to dismantle it because it wouldn't
Speaker 4: fit in through the doors.
Speaker 3: This is signed off from Darren the Chippy, Darren. Aren't
Speaker 3: you guys meant to?
Speaker 18: Is it?
Speaker 4: Measure twice cut once? Hey, guys, I swear bloody coat
Speaker 4: hangers were created to give you a mental breakdown. I
Speaker 4: spent half my life in the wardrobe fighting with them.
Speaker 4: There some I get interwoven with each other, trying to
Speaker 4: unhook them, then falling and looping themselves through the close
Speaker 4: hangar ironside before them on, I throw them onto the
Speaker 4: bed to do with the weekend me I the Struggler's real.
Speaker 3: What's your problem? Coat hangers? David? What's your household? Nemesis.
Speaker 9: Hi Christians, pat and.
Speaker 3: Yet mined David, my.
Speaker 9: Absolute household nemesis is trying to open up any bag
Speaker 9: that comes on a roll like a garbage bear. You
Speaker 9: need to for redvice in your bin or affect that
Speaker 9: you put bananas in a the supermarket. I spent five
Speaker 9: minutes trying to open up those damn beats and I
Speaker 9: can never do it. And I give it to my
Speaker 9: wife and she happened to that being three seconds.
Speaker 2: David, do you go, you lick your thumb and four
Speaker 2: finger and then give me a bit of a pink.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm there blowing into it, trying to inflate the flipping thing.
Speaker 3: I can't do it either, David.
Speaker 9: Well, I reckon. That's that our years, all sorts of
Speaker 9: language that will stop me from getting into heaven trying to.
Speaker 3: The worst ones are dog owners.
Speaker 4: I know this, the dog poo bats, because they're way
Speaker 4: for thin that takes five minutes to open up one
Speaker 4: of those for me. Uh, David, thanktually called us go
Speaker 4: to Paul here, come on in, Paul.
Speaker 14: Paul, poor Christiana. I'm calling in regarding the wrong we accused.
Speaker 4: No, no, I just want to get the phrasing right,
Speaker 4: there's not wrongly accused. You thought they were having an affair,
Speaker 4: but you weren't, so yes, So what was what happened?
Speaker 4: Is this you who was thought that someone was they
Speaker 4: thought you were having an affair.
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, that's correct. I was in a band of
Speaker 6: back in the nineties and I was playing a gig
Speaker 6: in Sydney and the place was packed. It was componium
Speaker 6: bill stuff one everywhere, and someone through there underpaint half
Speaker 6: on the stage and at the end of the night,
Speaker 6: I was quickly packed up, put the guitars in the
Speaker 6: cases and head home my part and played guitar.
Speaker 3: Also, I don't want to throw a brother on the bus.
Speaker 3: But yeah, stretch, Yeah, this is a stretch.
Speaker 2: This is a stretch for the underwear on landing on
Speaker 2: your guitar, and.
Speaker 3: The amazing shot stayed there.
Speaker 2: For the rest of the gig and then when you
Speaker 2: put the guitar in the case. You didn't notice this.
Speaker 4: You ever tried to throw a pair of underwear, even
Speaker 4: just to get in the laundry basket very high.
Speaker 3: You're throwing it from midway.
Speaker 4: Back at the bleachers to land in a guitar case
Speaker 4: right beside the stage.
Speaker 19: Ended in the guitar case. I'll put my guitar on
Speaker 19: top of it.
Speaker 3: She put on top of something.
Speaker 19: My parer went to get the guitar. Picked a couple
Speaker 19: of days later and found the underpants and came to
Speaker 19: the rage asking me whose underpants they were.
Speaker 4: Okay, they give us people name.
Speaker 3: I like your story, because there's a story. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Jenny here, Jenny, good morning.
Speaker 4: In the underpant they fell in the they fed in
Speaker 4: the guitar case.
Speaker 3: You know, Jenny, good morning, Good morning, Jenny. It didn't
Speaker 3: fit what happened.
Speaker 17: I was on a flight home from Saeg to Melbourne
Speaker 17: and unfortunately a man was sapling by himself, cutting a
Speaker 17: long story shorts. He died, so he was laying on
Speaker 17: the walkway and eventually they tried to put him in
Speaker 17: a car but get out of the path, but he
Speaker 17: didn't fit in. His legs was sticking out of the cupboard,
Speaker 17: and then and then they had to end up turning
Speaker 17: the plane around and going back to CG. But it
Speaker 17: was unbelovable, like at first it was quite horrifying, but
Speaker 17: then in the end it was like something out of
Speaker 17: Falty Tails and them trying to get his legs in
Speaker 17: the caboard and his leg was sticking out the whole
Speaker 17: way back.
Speaker 4: So but surely they don't do that. If someone, heaven forbid,
Speaker 4: does pass away on a flight.
Speaker 2: Just shove them in a cabin.
Speaker 4: Don't they have a special seat for them, or just
Speaker 4: put them at the back under a blanket.
Speaker 17: Ok, I don't know. He was lying on the floor,
Speaker 17: and obviously he was in the way, in the way.
Speaker 3: He's dead, not being inconvenience.
Speaker 2: He's being dead the drama.
Speaker 3: Muppet here or the floor I.
Speaker 2: Don't remember for himself.
Speaker 3: Must be nicer to lie down there that.
Speaker 17: Yeah, they couldn't walk over in son. I decided to
Speaker 17: put him in the cavert, but he wouldn't fit.
Speaker 3: The put jackets in there, don't they. Well they're trying
Speaker 3: to fold a body in there like an ironing board.
Speaker 17: Oh that's what it was like. And it was in
Speaker 17: the end that I couldn't help but laughing because if
Speaker 17: I think, no one will believe.
Speaker 9: It, and then the poor man yit.
Speaker 2: Even the toilet is better than a cupboard. Just go.
Speaker 17: It was some sort of a covert, but he wouldn't fit.
Speaker 2: I'd love to know from airline stuff what the protocol is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I cannot believe right that on a flight, if
Speaker 4: someone does pass away, they try and fit you in
Speaker 4: the upright cupboard and like shut the door and squish
Speaker 4: it and you go. You know when they got that
Speaker 4: tiny utility cupboard you have and you've got like the
Speaker 4: mops in there and the ironing board.
Speaker 3: Rha, what do you know?
Speaker 7: We had a caller Emma last week who called in,
Speaker 7: didn't get on air, but said she was an air
Speaker 7: hostess and the protocol is to recline the dead person
Speaker 7: back and put sunglasses on them and then just sort
Speaker 7: of let them ride out the fly.
Speaker 3: What weekend.
Speaker 2: And what phone topic were we doing?
Speaker 3: The fact? All right, I need another third opinion on this.
Speaker 3: I either this there must be some better way to
Speaker 3: deal with us if we perish on a.
Speaker 2: Flight, either squishing the cabin recline with sunglasses on.
Speaker 4: Under must Okay, surely there's that. Isn't there a spare
Speaker 4: seat up by the pilots. They got the most.
Speaker 3: Wrong up there.
Speaker 5: They've also got the pilot bids. You know, they've got
Speaker 5: somewhere for the pilot flying.
Speaker 3: To Sydney or Fiji. It's only like a five hour flight.
Speaker 3: They're having a snooze there.
Speaker 2: They do have a jump seat in the cockpit, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: but maybe the pilots don't want a dead body.
Speaker 3: We don't want it. I paid for the seat. Where
Speaker 3: does a dead person go on a plane?
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Trying to find out the truth what happens if someone
Speaker 4: sadly passes away on the flight after the last quarter that.
Speaker 4: I can't believe this is a thing. Surely you're not
Speaker 4: just simply forced back up right and tracked into that
Speaker 4: upright little cupboard they have, like that tiny utility cupboard.
Speaker 4: You shove the mobs and the ironing board and you
Speaker 4: do that thing where you palm everything in get that
Speaker 4: door shut. They're not doing that with us, with the
Speaker 4: soup jackets and stuff like that. Surely there's a more
Speaker 4: humane way. They just put you at the back of
Speaker 4: in with the pilers. But we don't know. We're trying
Speaker 4: to find out. On the line now we have Ann.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Anne, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 20: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm good An, So what can you tell us?
Speaker 20: I was on a flight from Saudi Arabia to Malaysia
Speaker 20: and an elderly gentleman passed away on the flight. They
Speaker 20: asked for anybody with medical training, and I was a
Speaker 20: registered nurse, so I joined in. We moved him to
Speaker 20: the galley area so that we could do CPR on him,
Speaker 20: and because there was no fully trained medical doctor on
Speaker 20: the flight, their guidelines were that we had to continue
Speaker 20: to do CPR on the gentleman until we landed.
Speaker 4: So how long was that you still doing cprs somebody's
Speaker 4: passed away?
Speaker 20: About an hour and a half.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what are you're doing it in rotation
Speaker 3: with somebody else?
Speaker 20: Yeah, we were, so the flight crew were all trained
Speaker 20: but fortunately have very rarely had to use it. But
Speaker 20: there was a med student and myself and the flight crew,
Speaker 20: and we were rotating through. And then when we landed,
Speaker 20: they'd already called ahead and organized for emergency services to
Speaker 20: come on the plane and pick the gentleman up, and
Speaker 20: then they were legally qualified to declare that he had
Speaker 20: passed away, But until then we had to keep doing CPR.
Speaker 4: So is that a unique rule intes that particular airline
Speaker 4: or is that just standard because the chance of a
Speaker 4: doctor been on board any flight are so slim to none.
Speaker 20: Surely, Yeah, Well, it was that flight where they call
Speaker 20: out is there a doctor or a medical trained personnel
Speaker 20: on board? They called it out over the speaker and
Speaker 20: there was just us.
Speaker 3: So traumatic for all of you involved in that.
Speaker 20: As the nurse, you've seen everything, so I was okay.
Speaker 20: I think the med student was pretty upset and the
Speaker 20: flight the flight crew.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and thank you very much for sharing the story
Speaker 3: and thanksgiving us a call.
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Speaker 3: Today, get out into the garden please.
Speaker 4: It is get out into your your garden Day. An
Speaker 4: Australian study of injury claims has revealed the most dangerous
Speaker 4: garden tools. They've got the top five. What do you
Speaker 4: think is in the top five? A dangerous garden tool please, and.
Speaker 5: I reckon hedge trimmer because the love God's come to
Speaker 5: grief with one.
Speaker 4: Of those before guys and Moa isn't in the top five, Patsy,
Speaker 4: you are on fire this week, hedge trimmer boom number
Speaker 4: two one?
Speaker 3: Else is in there?
Speaker 2: Secretars not in there, Patsy, chainsaw not in there? Don't
Speaker 2: make dumb?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one chainsaw the roses?
Speaker 5: Do you need to get a clue? What do you think?
Speaker 5: Why do you think you trim a massive, big gum
Speaker 5: tree with your hand saw?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't trim it with a chain.
Speaker 5: Really, you two are city slickers. Get out and you
Speaker 5: need a chain saw, a big thumping chain saw.
Speaker 3: Okay, Jack Pannans in the movie City Slickers.
Speaker 5: I'm going to take you out to my relatives far
Speaker 5: about like you.
Speaker 3: I've seen pulp fiction and now that goes. Go get
Speaker 3: the kimp. I haven't been taken out to any bar now, no.
Speaker 4: No, no, anyway, mean while, back to this top five
Speaker 4: and then by powerwashers really yeah at number four the
Speaker 4: garden rake.
Speaker 2: To tell you step in the rake and I wish
Speaker 2: I could see that.
Speaker 4: All right, take us out to be attacked in a
Speaker 4: barn in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear.
Speaker 3: Our screens and squeals.
Speaker 4: And now you want to see jack faced blind by
Speaker 4: rake at three shovels. Mmm, he's not going enough, had
Speaker 4: to headstroms and the number one. You're in the garden,
Speaker 4: be careful the ladder. Those gardens are trying to trip
Speaker 4: a bush. All right, So today we're looking for your
Speaker 4: garden bands.
Speaker 3: God bands, who's there playing in the flower beds? Would
Speaker 3: they be there? I don't know, a nice raised flower
Speaker 3: bed like a stage, nature stage. Anyway, get to it,
Speaker 3: gardening bands, Ryobi Orbison, charge him up band, listen to
Speaker 3: him singing.
Speaker 21: Gold, guns and hoses, silver, depeche mode, depeche mode, faith,
Speaker 21: no Mo, faith, no Mo, come up my pattern.
Speaker 3: Nor mode midnight soil such good gold four non ponds,
Speaker 3: four non ponds, silver, can't remane handwriting. We never know
Speaker 3: what that.
Speaker 2: Was actually, and sometimes show that you can read anything.
Speaker 3: Minute fork fork, I don't know what. I don't think
Speaker 3: that was the punch.
Speaker 2: Shine pitchfork baby.
Speaker 3: I guess no, it's not that.
Speaker 4: I'll come back to it, guys man at rate, that
Speaker 4: doesn't work, Hey, Jackie boy, Garden bands who's in that
Speaker 4: raised flowerbed Nome Temple Pilots, Oh medium silver, chet Raker, Oh,
Speaker 4: that's very good, chet Racers gold.
Speaker 2: Plus Nick Cave and the bad Weeds.
Speaker 3: Oh there's bad weeds. Yes.
Speaker 2: Silver and Joe Joe Dolgha is out in the gun.
Speaker 2: Who's garden Joe together?
Speaker 3: We saw it? Why not gold? All right? What have
Speaker 3: you got gardening bands?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: Four seven five O three one oh four three? What
Speaker 3: was that? Manute?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're looking for your gardening bands on the show today.
Speaker 4: Best and show you and five mates after red out
Speaker 4: Summer to all live next year in March. All right,
Speaker 4: gardening bands Compost malone silver, bon Hov it goes, Sylvie
Speaker 4: Upgradium Male, Tears of Shears, Tears of Shears Gold. It's
Speaker 4: from Well Well and Will Morris Fertilizing Miss Days.
Speaker 3: He's not a song. Steve White Rake gold.
Speaker 4: That's very good, Melanie just in timber Rake gold Kerry,
Speaker 4: well done, just in timber Rake is great, slim Spady gold.
Speaker 4: What on Simon, Uh, sir potting mix a lot, Sir
Speaker 4: potting mix, A lot gold an Tony with I dire
Speaker 4: Rakes silver Motallica, Motallica Silva green.
Speaker 3: Bin Dai, don't forget.
Speaker 4: Head shearing silver plus five secreturs of summer silva, thirty secreturs.
Speaker 2: To Mars silver.
Speaker 4: This one is a guarantee gold Ho first name Ho,
Speaker 4: second name Toulce. I'm justin forking bets silver up rage
Speaker 4: against the leaves bronze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've done nothing with that.
Speaker 4: Richard tell the funky Ho Mo Sapien silver grow Rider
Speaker 4: seat of flow Rider grow Rider instead of the four
Speaker 4: tops four top soil sharpy very good gardening knowledge. Huh,
Speaker 4: Lady ladder Gaga, why would they just text in Lady Gogo?
Speaker 3: Why would I read ladder Goga is great La La la.
Speaker 4: Esquimo Ho gold, Melissa Hose tattoo gold and Danny Fleet
Speaker 4: with Maquita silver and finally trimming Heidi silver puff.
Speaker 3: All right, who is some really good ones.
Speaker 2: Thiger ones, But let's give it to Tony with an eye
Speaker 2: for Sir Potting Mixer.
Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about tomorrow's show.
Speaker 3: Today.
Speaker 4: On this show, we don't recognize Monday Wednesday.
Speaker 3: We look for people who love whatever they do. If
Speaker 3: you love you.
Speaker 4: Job, we want to hear about it on tomorrow's show.
Speaker 4: You can email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com
Speaker 4: dot au to share how much you enjoy whatever it
Speaker 4: is you do. Early on the show today a shaman
Speaker 4: chair can pass that. Yesterday basically saw an adult tantrum.
Speaker 4: This was a seventy late seventies. This guy filling up
Speaker 4: at the servo and you know we all got to
Speaker 4: do that thing where you just have to wait for
Speaker 4: them to look at you and nod that you can
Speaker 4: proceed and have some delicious of their fuel into your
Speaker 4: fuel tank. And he was waiting there only a couple
Speaker 4: of seconds, and he was leaning through his open car window.
Speaker 3: Like the a hole.
Speaker 4: He was being blasting his car horn. This is an
Speaker 4: adult tantrum. You are old enough to go better at
Speaker 4: your racer. Take it easy. It only takes him a
Speaker 4: couple of seconds. Tomorrow the show. You ever seen someone
Speaker 4: just lose their lose their mind and have an adult tantrum?
Speaker 4: Email me ard it to the party, Christian at christiano'connell
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