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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Christian Who When I'm in the box compasting? Where am I?

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Speaker 3: How do you make yourself not so drunk?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one O four.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for strong words, spoken strongly. Trina Jones, how are

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Speaker 4: you doing?

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Speaker 2: You know what?

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Speaker 5: I'm a bit tired today.

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Speaker 4: Jack actually said to me your news. She sounds a

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Speaker 4: bit tired today.

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Speaker 3: Someone's been party, party, party, Park, Yeah, party, Patsy on.

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Speaker 5: A high's phone calls and messages?

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Speaker 3: Is that the White House put him through? Joe? Wake up,

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Speaker 3: sleepy Joe?

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Speaker 6: I know, right?

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Speaker 3: Is that Benjamin that you put on hold?

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Speaker 5: Actually that two coffees so far?

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Speaker 3: I'll be right. Would you tell the two coffees already?

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Speaker 3: Watch out show, watch out radio, watch out news.

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Speaker 2: It hasn't kicked in yet.

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Speaker 4: If you know what we're talking about is actually pass

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Speaker 4: He's enjoying what she's not been on to join for

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Speaker 4: too long. She won a big award at the Radio

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Speaker 4: Awards on Saturday night. And I think obviously you probably

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Speaker 4: don't speak to a lot of old friends and colleagues yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Still like people that I've you know, worked.

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Speaker 3: We forgotten about Toronto, you know.

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Speaker 5: Still friends with decades ago, and you know, because it

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Speaker 5: was so busy sort of Saturday sunny. I just finally

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Speaker 5: got around to calling them yesterday and they've been wanting

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Speaker 5: to talk to me.

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Speaker 3: You know, you get it, don't you? You want to?

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Speaker 3: You know it must be so hard at the top

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Speaker 3: that Patsy.

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Speaker 2: So you were doing more than receiving calls. You were

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Speaker 2: calling out. I told you so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what throat. I was married the winner. Well

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Speaker 3: you haven't read it, let me send you a blog

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Speaker 3: linked to it now.

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Speaker 5: No, it's yes, it's very Hideo. It's been lovely.

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Speaker 4: What I love is there's a swagger about the way

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Speaker 4: you walked around the station yesterday.

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Speaker 3: There was black belt. I challenge you to. Didn't try

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Speaker 3: and grab it off me.

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Speaker 5: Wait until I get my numb chucks out, start swinging

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Speaker 5: those around.

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Speaker 4: The one thing I noticed yesterday about you, as well

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Speaker 4: as shoes, appeared now.

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Speaker 3: To sort of not wear shoes.

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Speaker 4: You just wander around barefoot yesterday like you kick off

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Speaker 4: or dance like it was at the after show party,

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Speaker 4: like EM's.

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Speaker 3: Kick off me. So we're just on the phone till

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Speaker 3: Winston with a wife.

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Speaker 1: You lose.

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Speaker 3: The big w just me and I don't need shoes.

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Speaker 2: Losers our shoes, you can't possibly find the best.

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Speaker 5: It was so so from my heels. That's why I

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Speaker 5: kicked the sandshoes off yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Now, one thing we found out yesterday. I heard that

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Speaker 4: you don't wear socks with your sneakers.

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Speaker 5: No I do not.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, no, I do not, god stinking feet.

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Speaker 5: Well, Producer Tom was disgusted because this is the only reaction.

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Speaker 5: He came in here today or yesterday and he goes,

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Speaker 5: what's what's the deal with that? And I said, no,

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Speaker 5: I never wear socks because no, no, no, if.

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Speaker 3: It's was actually scratching himself, sped your foot fungus around,

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Speaker 3: I dare you.

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Speaker 5: To come smell my sneakers or my feet, they do

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Speaker 5: not smell.

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Speaker 7: I don't.

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Speaker 4: Some people just go bad where they have a lot

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Speaker 5: No, I never do. I just cut to the chase

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Speaker 5: in the morning. I don't have time for socks. You

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Speaker 5: don't need so I don't need them because I have deep,

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Speaker 3: No, everyone's feet stinking up and sneakers. No, they do not.

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Speaker 2: They would they would get sweaty there.

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Speaker 5: Don't fun this up, think you No, I think they will.

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Speaker 2: Actually, now I realized they didn't put you in that

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Speaker 3: You're stink it up in a seal from the rest

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Speaker 3: of us. It's all coming it is, Come on, stink foot.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't need socks.

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Speaker 4: But don't you find you because your feet are sweating

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Speaker 4: there because you're in them for hours and hours and hours.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't. I'm a lady. Ladies don't sweat. We

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Speaker 4: I don't think there's any science that pers Okay, just

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Speaker 4: because you're saying it was impact Now, I was a

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Speaker 4: newsreader of the Year of Australia. Does anyone else not

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Speaker 4: wear socks in their sneakers? I struggle to believe that

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Speaker 4: you would do this? So is this a time saving thing?

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Speaker 5: Absolutely? Purely that. But then I I got to liking

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Speaker 5: it so much and thinking this isn't an issue. There's

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Speaker 4: But you area, I saw you just literally physically recall it,

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Speaker 4: and she's trying to pass it off as a time

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Speaker 4: saving thing.

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Speaker 3: Much time?

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Speaker 2: Would you possibly.

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Speaker 5: Say that even if it's thirty seconds or a minute

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Speaker 3: See I can do it in under ten goes on.

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Speaker 3: Once sock goes on to Patty.

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Speaker 2: You've told us before that you put the washing out

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Speaker 2: before you come into work time in the morning. You

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Speaker 2: have time, ye.

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Speaker 5: Have to just because you guys do. I don't need socks.

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Speaker 5: Why should I have to wait?

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Speaker 3: I tell you what it is. I actually think it's

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Speaker 3: a problem to the ozone as well. Now it will

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Speaker 3: be there's probably a hole, well there is. There is

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Speaker 3: this way actually, and I reckon, it's directly into your feet.

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Speaker 2: What did you start doing this?

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Speaker 8: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Had you in that presentation he told all around the world.

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Speaker 4: All right, anyone else not socks with the sneakers give

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Speaker 4: us scorn.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We've just found a lot of maggots on the floor

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Speaker 4: of Patsy's news studio. They came out from between her toes.

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Speaker 5: Cut it out.

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Speaker 3: There's toe jam.

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Speaker 4: Then there's actual toe maggots that squish out like cream

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Speaker 4: cheese and a cracker when.

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Speaker 3: She puts her foot down.

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Speaker 5: A pedicule.

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Speaker 4: Poor there then hasbat soup out there. Jordan about those

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Speaker 4: poor little ladies.

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Speaker 3: Out the back. Oh God, that woman's back in the

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Speaker 3: stink foot draw the god midle earth down there it is.

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Speaker 5: I challenge any of you to a stink test to

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Speaker 4: I just want to make you ever coming out and

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Speaker 4: used to come that you were made to sniff a

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Speaker 4: team that was training some kind of training ritual. We're

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Speaker 4: back at the Adelaide training camp from a couple of

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Speaker 4: years ago. Okay, you are willingly enter into this, yes, go.

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Speaker 3: And smell the.

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Speaker 9: Around.

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Speaker 5: I'm kicking them off now, kenkels are free in the break.

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Speaker 3: Gosh, please step back from the radio.

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Speaker 5: Poor Rio, come and get it. Rio, you know you

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Speaker 5: want to. Oh my, there you go.

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Speaker 3: There's a snap Patsy's news booth.

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Speaker 7: Now they stick, They genuinely stink.

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Speaker 5: I think you can smell.

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Speaker 3: Them on a scale of one. Oh my god, where

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Speaker 3: it's the first day, I'd say seven and a half.

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Speaker 2: Is what happens, Patsy. It's like when we had the

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Speaker 2: seriously under a house and you slowly get used to it.

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Speaker 2: You've got used to the smell.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's why you get young guys.

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Speaker 4: You stink of after shaved because they put so much

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Speaker 4: on it turns off. But that's a nice fragrance with

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Speaker 4: your it's the opposite. It's marinading in.

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Speaker 5: This its not marinading. It's fine. My family never complained.

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Speaker 3: Because they're to semi unconscious most of the time. It's stupor. Now.

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Speaker 2: I know what's going on at the COVID masks at home.

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Speaker 5: No, no, I'm continuing to not wear socks.

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Speaker 3: I think good about only when when a staff member

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Speaker 3: screams and recoils, it's a moment for you to everything.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to buy some socks today.

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Speaker 5: I don't bother.

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Speaker 3: Will you consider them?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: Have we still got show socks in there?

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Speaker 3: Don't use those? That is a waffer sort of thing.

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Speaker 3: They are left.

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Speaker 4: They're just barely hailed together by monocules. Let's say some

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Speaker 4: calls now, other people that don't own socks, that don't

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Speaker 4: wear socks with their sneakers.

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Speaker 3: Ddre good morning, Oh.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, poor petty. You're given no trouble.

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Speaker 3: Well, she's given us trouble. You know what's what's passive smelling?

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Speaker 3: That's passive smoking on petty side. But you've got no socks.

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Speaker 10: I don't read them. I hate them. I absolutely hate them. Honest. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 10: they just cringle up and I make it thick, burly

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Speaker 10: and and I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think it's just socks that make the feet smelly.

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Speaker 4: It's the feet that make the feet smelly.

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Speaker 10: Whoa, yeah, but no, no, don't read them at all

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Speaker 4: What so not even if you're going so you're go

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Speaker 4: into a wedding or so, I don't why to wear socks.

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Speaker 4: It was just good in heills, So I like a lady.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, no, no, nothing, no socking, No socks, don't like them.

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Speaker 5: Tell me when did you discover this amazing invention of

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Speaker 5: not wearing songs?

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Speaker 10: Forever? Forever, Patsy forever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you walk around in every day?

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Speaker 3: Do you smell sneaker?

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Speaker 10: Doesn't it?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 10: I look, I have my songs on at the moment,

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Speaker 10: but you don't meet socks with those anyway. But no,

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Speaker 10: I look with sneakers or I with no socks.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, just vomit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, work boots are insulated. I mean they're going to

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Speaker 4: really fuck it up in.

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Speaker 10: A little Yeah, they've got a couple of little air.

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Speaker 4: Hole like a dog after a long walk. Why is

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Speaker 4: that tongue isn't hanging out?

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Speaker 12: That.

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Speaker 10: No, not the only socks are there to bed?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how would you wear why do would you wear

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Speaker 3: socks to bed?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 10: Do get cold toes? And it's a passion killer.

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Speaker 3: That's a form of contraception.

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Speaker 2: If be is the problem, maybe wearing no socks.

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Speaker 3: That's the passion killer. Did thank you very much?

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Speaker 10: You cal thank you?

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Speaker 3: Bye bye bye now stinky, justly, good morning, good morning,

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Speaker 3: Just send you another foot, stinker, one hundred. No socks for.

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Speaker 14: Them since school days?

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Speaker 2: Say that again? Did you say you haven't worn socks

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Speaker 2: since you're in cool?

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Speaker 15: That's that's right.

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Speaker 4: They never ever, you don't find that your feet smell

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Speaker 3: Next Thursday, nine days time.

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Speaker 4: It is our high school musical giving you a chance

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Speaker 3: I love it.

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Speaker 4: Kirsty had what about golf buggy with a cardboard cutout

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Speaker 4: I'm good Terry. So Terry, how might you may to

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Speaker 3: So it's the Beach Buggies.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's still the South College going. No oil.

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Speaker 3: You can't have oil and care.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're good, Charlie, thank you very much for calling

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Speaker 14: my monaro.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is beautiful. We just couldn't. We don't think

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Speaker 3: we can fit it in the venue, Charlie, So what

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Speaker 3: have you got?

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Speaker 9: I can get a golf buggy or I can give

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Speaker 9: you a couple of hundred much box.

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Speaker 4: Cars you can get hold on, don't you're going to

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Speaker 4: break into the Royal Melbourne Hot while I want to

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Speaker 4: make a very slow get away. Oh, j pieces be

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Speaker 4: walking along side of go make it out, Get out mane.

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Speaker 2: It's embarrassing.

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Speaker 17: We've got one. We used to toe the race.

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Speaker 14: Carry on.

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Speaker 3: So I see you have your own golf buggy.

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Speaker 14: It belongs to my boss and our crew for you.

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Speaker 3: All right'd be great to get out. So you've got

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Speaker 3: a golf bugger? We could have? And then how many

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Speaker 3: matchbox cars have you got?

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Speaker 17: Oh, there'll be a couple of hundred there.

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Speaker 3: Well, you have a couple of hundred at home or where?

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Speaker 9: No, let's box child? They've got him in the cupboard

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Speaker 9: at home?

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Speaker 2: Are then they're packaging around of the pack Charlie.

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Speaker 3: This all seems a bit vague. There just seems to

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Speaker 3: be a lot of flint flan with it. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Yeah, there are in no cupboard under

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Speaker 3: the sync.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carls Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Christian, why not project a picture of the car on

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Speaker 4: a screen? Why not dream a bigger dream, Julie, do

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Speaker 4: you want to live in that world with there's some

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Speaker 4: shabby HP going on. Here's a car, just imagine the

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Speaker 4: rest of it. Put the curtains up, no, no, no,

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Speaker 4: watch show. Let's go to the Olympics next year. The

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Speaker 4: Olympics are in the Parry Harris's Olympics next years. We

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Speaker 4: will be doing the Gold of Thomb Back to next year, however,

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Speaker 4: some new sports. Do you think this is within an

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Speaker 4: effort to try and get the young the youth, the

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Speaker 4: TikTok is.

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Speaker 3: Off the screens, Get off the screens. We've got crazy stuff.

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Speaker 3: We've got reels at the Olympics.

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Speaker 4: Five reels, five reels the Olympic reels, the original reels.

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Speaker 3: Five new sports going into the next Games, which is

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Speaker 3: going to be in LA in twenty twenty eight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, just to announce overnight that five new sports will

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Speaker 2: be going into the Los Angeles Olympics. Cricket, squash, baseball, lacrosse,

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Speaker 2: and something called flag football.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's haven't listened to this.

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Speaker 7: Cricket is officially an Olympic sport again, with its return

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Speaker 7: ratified by the IOC.

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Speaker 5: Along with flag football, softball, baseball, lacrosse, and squash.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's break that down, right, squash? Great games to play? Right?

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Speaker 3: Great game to play?

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Speaker 4: Is it up there with the original kind of ethos

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Speaker 4: of before the Olympics I think they call it the

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Speaker 4: pank creationists. They believe that they wanted to find out

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Speaker 4: who are the fastest, strongest, who could throw something the

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Speaker 4: furthest squash.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't to me.

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Speaker 4: It's not like the one hundred meters is it. It's

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Speaker 4: it's not the shot put. It's mainly middle aged guys

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Speaker 4: my age and those little classes.

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Speaker 2: I was going to say it feels a bit retiring.

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Speaker 8: It is.

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Speaker 3: It's a middle age to make out.

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Speaker 5: Malcolm Oh Elvis played squash. He had a squash Courtney's

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Speaker 5: eye them a bog. Oh no, it's very aerobic an athletes.

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Speaker 3: It's almost never played squash.

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Speaker 4: See that guy in the locker room getting ready in

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Speaker 4: those shorts, mind you those.

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Speaker 3: Glasses in about those Vegas ones.

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Speaker 4: Munch Squash would be a boring game to watch at

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Speaker 4: the Olympics.

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Speaker 3: Is it even available to watch? Like any of the

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Speaker 3: sports platforms.

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Speaker 2: Like KO actually have seen when they play squashing a

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Speaker 2: professional level, they it's completely glass.

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Speaker 5: That's what I love about it.

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Speaker 4: We'll get careful and le be calling them up. I've

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Speaker 4: still got the curb in my lock up. I can

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Speaker 4: bring it to Paris.

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Speaker 3: Do we want that?

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Speaker 4: I'm not sure we do all right, so squash what

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Speaker 4: with it? What's flag football?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: This is the one that I have a problem with.

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Speaker 2: Flag football. We played a version of this in primary school,

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Speaker 2: which essentially, instead of tackling, you have to rip a

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Speaker 2: valcro strap off somebody's belt. Oh come on, it's like

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Speaker 2: a watered down kids version of football.

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Speaker 5: Like British Bulldog? Is it the same thing that?

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Speaker 3: I mean?

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Speaker 4: That was Olympics kids to love. Highlight of a lunch

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Speaker 4: break was British Bulldog.

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Speaker 2: That was proper tackling. What they're introducing here because it's

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Speaker 2: in l A, they've gone, well, let's do American football

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Speaker 2: but instead of tackling, you just have to rip the

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Speaker 2: flag off their belt.

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Speaker 3: But that is just so watered down the literal kids

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Speaker 3: version of the game.

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Speaker 4: And the Olympics you can have box seeing, you can

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Speaker 4: have tykworndo judo wrestling where people are taking each other

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Speaker 4: all at combat.

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Speaker 2: No, no, I'll.

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Speaker 4: Tell you what though, what because that is basically it's

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Speaker 4: a kid's game. It's a safe version of British Bulldog.

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Speaker 4: This morning, tell us what school games did you used

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Speaker 4: to play that We think we'd make great proper Olympic

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Speaker 4: sports bulldog would make an international bulldog were teams from

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Speaker 4: around the globe taking each other on in an ultimate

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Speaker 4: game like that.

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Speaker 2: It's funny that you actually call it bulldog because at

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Speaker 2: our primary school is called British Bulldog.

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Speaker 3: I thought it was called British bulldog.

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Speaker 2: It's probably just called bulldogs.

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Speaker 4: That's the way the Empire. This is how we took

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Speaker 4: over the world. We challenged countries like India to bulldog.

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Speaker 2: We had a watered down version of British Bulldog called Octopussy,

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Speaker 2: which was the same once.

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Speaker 4: I told you before, we don't need to hear about

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Speaker 4: your tentacles, Jack, I don't care if it was a

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Speaker 4: different time.

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Speaker 3: How did that one?

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Speaker 2: Instead of tackling when you got caught, No, you sat

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Speaker 2: cross legged on the ground and you could use your

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Speaker 2: arms as.

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Speaker 3: Other people. I've been tapped.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, they banned it in our school because too

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Speaker 5: many kids were getting injured and broken legs and bruised.

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Speaker 3: Black evolution. You know, sometimes you've got to let those

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Speaker 3: people go, I say.

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Speaker 2: And competed in version of fourth square. I'd love to say,

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Speaker 2: did you have that?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Yes, that's a great idea.

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Speaker 4: Yes, all right, So what school games we went Great

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Speaker 4: Olympic Sports.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Five in sports have been inducted into the Olympics for

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Speaker 4: twenty twenty eight in LA, including squash and something called

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Speaker 4: flag football, which is basically American football without tackling the

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Speaker 4: interesting bit and simply disappinting what like a bar towel

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Speaker 4: at their back pocket is that it basically how.

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Speaker 2: We paid at the schools. You had this little belt

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Speaker 2: with two valcrow straps off the side, and when a

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Speaker 2: strap got ripped off, that was calendar's to tackle.

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Speaker 4: So we're asking this morning what school games would make

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Speaker 4: great future Olympic sports. Judging rolla tex and as are

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Speaker 4: coming in, you can certainly grade what level of school

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Speaker 4: some people went to, but just a rio who had

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Speaker 4: a finer education any of us in the show Hopscotch,

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Speaker 4: Hopscotch where you could win the other players Daddy's Superannuation, Sydney.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's go to lights right now. Good morning,

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Speaker 3: Good morning.

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Speaker 16: Harry, Yes, good morning, how are you.

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Speaker 4: I'm good Harry. So what a playground school game would

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Speaker 4: make a great Olympic sport? You reckon, Harry, I reckon.

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Speaker 9: It's a great spectator sport. People really love it.

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Speaker 1: It's you get a bit of blood boy dodgeball.

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Speaker 3: Dodgeball, Yeah, gymnasium.

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Speaker 4: I took a few to the head there, Harry, great

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Speaker 4: great game, but dodgeball.

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Speaker 14: Right, we broke the PA's nose a few.

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Speaker 3: Times, a few times. What the shop was a sports.

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Speaker 4: Getcha? Absolutely? All right, Harry, that's a good idea. Thank

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Speaker 4: you so much. According in Harry.

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Speaker 3: Hopefully the IOC are listening to that advocate. There. Let's

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Speaker 3: go to Caroline. Now, come on in, Caroline. Good morning,

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Speaker 3: all right, Caroline, listen.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to the show. What's a school game? You can

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Speaker 4: make a great Olympic sport?

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Speaker 8: I think elastics.

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Speaker 3: Take me through elastics. Remind me of that.

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Speaker 8: There's lots of different levels that you have to achieve

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Speaker 8: to actually, you know, win, and I think it'll be

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Speaker 8: a great spectator sport too.

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Speaker 2: All explain it. There was two people on either side

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Speaker 2: with a big elastic band that ran around both their legs.

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Speaker 2: Is that elastics?

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Speaker 8: That's the one. And you've got your start at the

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Speaker 8: ankles and you move up to the knees, the hips,

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Speaker 8: under arms, and above the head over the elastics.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, jumping to get a thin bit of elastic and

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Speaker 5: you'd get her to sew it, and it had to

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Speaker 5: be big enough so that you and a mate would

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Speaker 5: stand like a meter apart and have it a start

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Speaker 5: with it around your ankles and you'd jump over it,

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Speaker 5: wouldn't you. And there'd be rhymes were used, something like

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Speaker 5: inside outside monkey's tails or something we used to sing.

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Speaker 3: I think that's witchcraft school.

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Speaker 4: You went to inside outside monkeys and.

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Speaker 5: You stand on it at the end, wouldn't you at

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Speaker 5: the end of the taie, I remember elastic. That's right.

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Speaker 2: It's sort of like jump rope. It's not really a competitive.

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Speaker 3: Pretty basic in Australia. It's all ideas at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Counting, let's go to David. Good morning,

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Speaker 3: Hello Christening.

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Speaker 4: David's okay, what do you reckon? They be a great

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Speaker 4: Olympic game.

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Speaker 3: Well, in the West, we used to play brandings Rand.

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Speaker 6: You were a group of like thirty forty boys and the.

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Speaker 3: Whole thing was you'd split up into two teams and

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Speaker 3: you'd have a tennis ball and the object was to

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Speaker 3: spelt the tennis ball at the nearest person possible could.

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Speaker 11: Stop it was to block it with your fist.

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Speaker 3: You weren't allowed to stop it in any other way,

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Speaker 3: and it didn't matter where it hits you.

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Speaker 9: If it'd hit you in the head.

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Speaker 3: You were out. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: We called this murder ball, right, and it was so

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Speaker 4: much fun. I think it only lasted for two weeks

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Speaker 4: because we would just go, you just need to come

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Speaker 4: running out when they run that school bell, you come

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Speaker 4: running out. It's only the boys who were playing ball,

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Speaker 4: and it was on and they're right, it's like feral twenty,

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Speaker 4: like a plague of locusts running around just throwing that

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Speaker 4: ball at each other's heads.

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Speaker 14: Yes, let's be right. And there was no rules except

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Speaker 14: don't get hit.

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Speaker 3: That was it early squid games.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and so the winning team is just who has

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Speaker 2: a player left on the field at the end.

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Speaker 4: Of it, and then rinse, repeat the next day. The

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Speaker 4: best days of my life, David. And then I went

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Speaker 4: to this weekend, What's You? And I get a load

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Speaker 4: of guys when we play murderable See you there eleven

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Speaker 4: eleven for eleven thirty Well Christian no Connell's show podcast

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Speaker 4: Christian School Games that will make future Olympic sports. We

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Speaker 4: played a game called Rush, which was just bulldog but

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Speaker 4: run across the side of a hill. It was an

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Speaker 4: institution of my score until one faithful recess when three

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Speaker 4: different players got broken bones after being essentially gang tackled

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Speaker 4: down a hill. Christian, this is the sport of kings.

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Speaker 3: I agree, I say bring him back at the Olympics.

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Speaker 4: Come on, IOC all right, we're going to be kicking

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Speaker 4: into three topic Tuesday. This is where we run three

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Speaker 4: phone ins at the same time, so for you three

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Speaker 4: different ways who get your stories on the show. One

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Speaker 4: this morning is about what is your nemesis in your home.

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Speaker 4: I think all of us have a household object, whatever

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Speaker 4: it is that we come up against, and it does

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Speaker 4: actually feel like some kind of Marvel movie.

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Speaker 3: It's a nemesis.

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Speaker 4: A couple of years ago, we were out in country

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Speaker 4: Victoria and my wife said, oh, let's go around some

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Speaker 4: old shops, and they got all the old overpriced junk.

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Speaker 3: It's old crap way more than new stuff. I should.

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Speaker 4: I understand the free market economy here. So it's naked

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Speaker 4: and old and dilapidated, but I pay more than that

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Speaker 4: that shiny.

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Speaker 3: New version that it's properly painted.

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Speaker 4: Okay, sure, old timey shop keep Anyway, my wife got

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Speaker 4: this knaked looking metallic bread bin that says on the

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Speaker 4: side of it bread in like fadey stencils, and it's

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Speaker 4: got some of the enamel paints worn off. Anyway, half

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Speaker 4: four when I try and operate this thing, just take

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Speaker 4: the lid off as quiet as possible. This is me

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Speaker 4: trying to use it as quietly as possible at four

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Speaker 4: point thirty this morning.

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Speaker 3: That's I swear.

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Speaker 4: That is me trying to use that almost sare them

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Speaker 4: that flipping bread bin right at four thirt's It works

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Speaker 4: against me.

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Speaker 3: I know it hates me.

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Speaker 4: It doesn't make the same noise when anybody else uses it.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't like me.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like a metal trash cane breaking into the

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Speaker 2: house as well, the amount of times I'll be trying

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Speaker 2: to get just a single, just a slice of bread out.

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Speaker 3: In the morning. I'm swearing at it now and I

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Speaker 3: hear this from the bedroom. Christal keeps asleep some break

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Speaker 3: from Downsford, Jack, what's your nemesis in your house?

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Speaker 2: I'm up against Gordie's trike at the moment. My son,

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Speaker 2: who's eighteen months old. He has been riding his trick around,

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Speaker 2: but he just leaves it in a hallway or the

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Speaker 2: entrance to the kitchen. And then in the morning when

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to move around the dark. Yes, it's like

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Speaker 2: it's a man trap. He's trying to booby trap me,

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Speaker 2: like heaven from home alone?

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Speaker 3: All right? What is the nemesis in your home?

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Speaker 1: This? She is The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Three Ways for you to get your stories on the

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Speaker 4: show today on nine four one four one oh four three.

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Speaker 4: That's the phone number nine four one four one oh

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Speaker 4: four three. Already we have calls lined up. What is

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Speaker 4: name it? What is your household nemesis that are in

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Speaker 4: animal objects? That conspires against you? Who hates you? You hate it?

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Speaker 4: This happened yesterday at my mother in law round for

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Speaker 4: dinner last night.

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Speaker 3: She lives about.

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Speaker 4: Five minutes away, and only an hour before that, right,

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Speaker 4: I picked my daughter up from something. Suddenly my daughter says,

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Speaker 4: in front of my mother in law and my wife,

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Speaker 4: I think dad is having an affair. You chucked that up,

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Speaker 4: that grenade in front of a mother in law that

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Speaker 4: will kick off anything. She's Nary and my wife, who's

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Speaker 4: daughter of Narni, So it's a whole the sister who's

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Speaker 4: going to take me down and you've got trainee nary.

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Speaker 2: Three generations nothing.

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Speaker 4: They are going to set upon me, lord of the

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Speaker 4: sisters stre and wife goes, what's that?

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Speaker 3: Looks at me? And you know when you've done nothing wrong?

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Speaker 3: Are you get a little bit squeemish?

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Speaker 18: It?

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Speaker 3: You done nothing wrong? I'm an innocent man. You get

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Speaker 3: a bit lucy and goosey and giggley? Don't you a

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Speaker 3: little bit? Why it's sweaty?

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Speaker 4: Because it's a head of an accusation. I'm going to

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Speaker 4: get the word out because it's not true.

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Speaker 2: Can I where's it come from?

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Speaker 3: Those?

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Speaker 2: Surely she's drawing.

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Speaker 4: Something explaining when my daughter is seventeen as a fantastic

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Speaker 4: creative memory. She's obviously put a couple of things together.

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Speaker 3: All she saw was the passenger seat and full recline,

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Speaker 3: and some some clothes of mine in full recline, some

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Speaker 3: clothes of mine on the in the footwell. This is

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Speaker 3: Jim gear I get changed in the passenger seats. I

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Speaker 3: get changed in the passenger seat. Why my story video?

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Speaker 3: I've done nothing wrong, Debbie. They're on to us, run

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Speaker 3: for the hills, gonna.

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Speaker 5: Plan b Hang on, you get changed in your car?

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Speaker 2: Do that? Or are you getting it right mind, so

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Speaker 2: that you get more room.

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Speaker 5: Absolutely, get changed in the change.

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Speaker 4: Because I like turning up at the gym ready to

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Speaker 4: go gain face on. I don't want to go in

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Speaker 4: there in my outside clothes because I see all the

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Speaker 4: gym guys and they're.

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Speaker 3: Like, turn up in your jeen, get jim gear. So

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Speaker 3: I get changed in the car.

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Speaker 2: Ye, no, I believe to a child.

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Speaker 3: To a child, oh.

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Speaker 4: You don't need to worry about mummy and daddy. Nothing's

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Speaker 4: going on or is it? Anyway? So you thought they

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Speaker 4: were having an affair. Even as we went to bed

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Speaker 4: last night, my wife goes to me, we've all settled it, okay.

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Speaker 4: I had to actually walk my wife out to the

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Speaker 4: car because the jury were coming out. A little mother

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Speaker 4: in law was beating mind as some twink, the old

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Speaker 4: seventy eight year old. I smelled BSN and I broke up.

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Speaker 4: He used to get changed in the car for his workout.

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Speaker 3: As you can see, it's shorts here. There's some T shirts,

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Speaker 3: you know, like in a jury where they go out.

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Speaker 5: To the scene of the r did they fingerprint the.

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Speaker 4: Door, yeah, to say that they took dabs on there

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Speaker 4: with celuitate perhats. There's two separate fingerprints here. Why are

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Speaker 4: there ladies' footprints on the window.

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Speaker 2: I didn't have anthing change obviously.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes my person trainer comes in to get me changed.

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Speaker 4: There must be people who've been wrongly accused, and there

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Speaker 4: was some like me, innocent, Thank you Jack going to

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Speaker 4: my defense. Innocent explanation.

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Speaker 3: You thought they were having an affair, but good news, ohoy,

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Speaker 3: they weren't nine four one o four three.

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Speaker 4: And with us trying to work out how to get

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Speaker 4: a car into double doors that are exactly one point

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Speaker 4: six meters wide, it didn't fit when you were trying

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Speaker 4: to work out your calculations, and you must have just

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Speaker 4: taken it for granted. What's your weather's half of that story?

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Speaker 4: It didn't fit household nemesis. You thought they were having

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Speaker 4: a fair but wait, they were innocent, and it didn't

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Speaker 4: fit all those stories. One thousand dollars up for grams

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Speaker 4: every week every day on the show for Call of

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Speaker 4: the week for the best stories nine four one four

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Speaker 4: one oh four three, will take your stories next an

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Speaker 4: innocent man, please believe me.

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Speaker 1: But Christian no connall show podcasts.

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Speaker 4: I think when I need to have a resident counselor

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Speaker 4: sometimes my poor team taking calls.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of strange folk out there, good people,

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Speaker 3: good people, but stuff's happened to the pick up that phone.

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Speaker 3: Nothing to do with nothing really, just just to chat.

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Speaker 4: Throw his headse at on the floor after saying to

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Speaker 4: someone I appreciate your conundrum, and I'm thinking, I don't

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Speaker 4: think we're asking for conundrums. Step conundrum Friday. No, we're

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Speaker 4: doing it Friday. Is it conundrum Friday?

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Speaker 3: Hello? What is your conundrum today? Hello there, Derek and Malvern.

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Speaker 3: Any you Meanwhile, back on the sunny side of the street,

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Speaker 3: we're looking for your stories about the household nemesis that

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Speaker 3: you're up against every day in your home. They thought

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Speaker 3: you were having an affair. You might, you might like me,

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Speaker 3: You really aren't. What do I keep for testing? So

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Speaker 3: I'm not having myself? Jack accused me of laying down

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Speaker 3: an alibi. You hurt me on the radio. Why would

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Speaker 3: I do that?

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Speaker 2: Would why would I incriminate myself?

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Speaker 3: Further, I must be in oh I must be And

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Speaker 3: it didn't fit.

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Speaker 4: Those are three ways you can get on board with

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Speaker 4: the show today. Nine four one four one oh four

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Speaker 4: three Cindy, good morning.

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Speaker 11: Good morning, Christian how are you going.

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Speaker 3: I'm good and I am innocent. Cindy.

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Speaker 4: Now, Cindy, glad we got that cleared up. Cindy, what

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Speaker 4: is your household? Nemesis?

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Speaker 11: The bane of existence is a guest list bed. It

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Speaker 11: is a freaking nightmare.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'd almost got said when I went that bread

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Speaker 4: bindw just want to stand. We're talking about I think

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Speaker 4: my mom and dad had on these beds where it's

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Speaker 4: got like these pistons basically lifts some half the bed

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Speaker 4: and hey, presto, there's storage space.

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Speaker 11: Yes, yeah, yes, Ed would have you believed that you

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Speaker 11: could do it with one finger. But we, Nelly had

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Speaker 11: a divorce. Putting it together it took two days. At

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Speaker 11: one point our teenage done yelled out, make it stop.

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Speaker 11: And since we've actually had it up, we have had

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Speaker 11: four injuries. I've lost my toenail, my big toe toenail

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Speaker 11: hitting the corner of it, and I've had it fall

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Speaker 11: on my head and I've put my back out lifting

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Speaker 11: it up. And then just last night my husband hid

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Speaker 11: his toe so hard. I've never heard the noises.

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Speaker 4: Why does that hurt so badly? Just stubbing a toe.

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Speaker 4: It's a disapportionate thing to huge pain.

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Speaker 11: It was hilarious seeing this big Samoan bloke, just to

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Speaker 11: have a series of you know, little.

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Speaker 4: Sam bloat stories and Samoan conundrums. Who again, Friday, it.

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Speaker 3: Is kissed or something?

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Speaker 1: It is complete.

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Speaker 3: Scientific explanation, isn't it sounds like the best?

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Speaker 4: Or it's just a big awkward box with pesterns that

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Speaker 4: weren't still probably that cut from head.

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Speaker 2: I think you have some kind of witch doctor in

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Speaker 2: the house and.

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Speaker 3: Paid outside monkeys. Towel gone, Cindy, thank you very much

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Speaker 3: giving us a cool mate. Loved him, no worry Banks.

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Speaker 4: All right, Maria, good morning, Hello, Hello, Hello, Sorry.

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Speaker 3: That's quite all right. Okay, so household, Nemesis, what have

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Speaker 3: you got?

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Speaker 12: The toaster? The toaster is just the worst thing is

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Speaker 12: in this house. So what had happened is I wanted

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Speaker 12: to buy a really nice toaster, and a nice and

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Speaker 12: expensive one because I knew it was going to be expensive,

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Speaker 12: it's going to work.

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Speaker 11: It was just going to toast my toast.

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Speaker 12: Beautifully, blah blah blah. And it is a piece of crap.

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Speaker 3: So what did you get? De long e? What do

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Speaker 3: you get?

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Speaker 12: Am I allowed to say it on radio?

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Speaker 2: I probably can't they.

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Speaker 4: All those toast sponsors for a little moment you're we're playing,

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00:42:57,440 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 4: we're paid more.

892
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 3: Basically, my big farmer and toast money. Please.

893
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:04,520
Speaker 12: It looks beautiful in the in the kitchen, it's it's

894
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:09,040
Speaker 12: it's visually beautiful, but it just burns the crap out it.

895
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,879
Speaker 12: So I thought it was a manufacturing fault and blah

896
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,960
Speaker 12: blah blah. So long story short, it looks beautiful, no

897
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 12: one's allowed to use it. So I've gone to came

898
00:43:18,040 --> 00:43:21,319
Speaker 12: out and bought a five dollar toaster, which toasts my breath.

899
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 4: Absolutely does that sometimes happen with the cheaper things just

900
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 4: works better.

901
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:27,560
Speaker 17: I don't.

902
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:31,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, are you sure?

903
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 2: You're just not? You got to be down more?

904
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:34,799
Speaker 8: No, So what I do?

905
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:38,520
Speaker 12: So I put it down to two and it doesn't

906
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:39,360
Speaker 12: cook it well.

907
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,880
Speaker 11: And then I put it down to three and it

908
00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,319
Speaker 11: burns it.

909
00:43:41,360 --> 00:43:41,839
Speaker 8: So there's night.

910
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,400
Speaker 3: Don't go down to three. You don't go down to

911
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,200
Speaker 3: five either. It maybe one.

912
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,279
Speaker 12: Oh we've played around with. My husband's about to throw

913
00:43:51,280 --> 00:43:52,440
Speaker 12: it out the window, to be honest.

914
00:43:52,480 --> 00:43:54,919
Speaker 19: So yeah, so but at least it looks.

915
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 12: It makes my kitchen look the.

916
00:43:56,760 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 4: Bench top looks great. With that, I'm guessing it's one

917
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:05,160
Speaker 4: of those nice shiny silver ones. Yeah, yeah, Marie, thank

918
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:09,880
Speaker 4: you very much, day and you please, Tracy good on ing.

919
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 16: Hello, Hi, I've got a it didn't fit through.

920
00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,080
Speaker 4: Oh he didn't fit? Yes, what's your story, Tracy? What

921
00:44:20,120 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 4: didn't fit?

922
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,399
Speaker 16: So I went to a funeral many years ago, and

923
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 16: mum had passed away previously, and when the dad passed away,

924
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:31,879
Speaker 16: he wanted to be buried with her. So we had

925
00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:34,080
Speaker 16: the funeral and we all went down to the grave

926
00:44:34,120 --> 00:44:38,239
Speaker 16: site and dad was a very tall man compared to mum,

927
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,680
Speaker 16: and the grave had been dug, and when it came

928
00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:46,080
Speaker 16: to his sons and grandsons carrying him to put him in,

929
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:50,279
Speaker 16: they lowered him in, but he didn't fit. The grave

930
00:44:50,360 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 16: had been dug too short.

931
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 4: You know, digging as an industry and an art form,

932
00:44:56,239 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 4: it's been around for a very very long time. Sure,

933
00:44:58,480 --> 00:45:00,040
Speaker 4: they just dig a hole and hope they're going to

934
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:04,160
Speaker 4: squish it in. Just when we've got share me right,

935
00:45:04,440 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 4: go and get the persuaders. So old sledgehammers are smashing

936
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:09,840
Speaker 4: up rampas coffee.

937
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 2: You need like a shoehorn.

938
00:45:11,080 --> 00:45:20,879
Speaker 18: But horrendous like this happened and it was like, um, yeah,

939
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 18: so he doesn't fit we'll just go popping on the

940
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:24,360
Speaker 18: side here and.

941
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:25,319
Speaker 16: We're gonna have to dig out.

942
00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 3: No, not in front of people mourning.

943
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, must take ages to dig dig that hole and

944
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:35,160
Speaker 4: make it wider.

945
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 16: It took him a while, and by now we're all

946
00:45:38,680 --> 00:45:41,160
Speaker 16: laughing because Dad, their day would have been so rapable

947
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:42,080
Speaker 16: that these boys.

948
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 8: Had got it wrong.

949
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:50,400
Speaker 3: One last spray it was.

950
00:45:50,719 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 16: It was pretty crazy.

951
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Tracy, that is a great story, welder mate.

952
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 3: Thank you very much for calling him.

953
00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:57,880
Speaker 8: Have a great day, guys.

954
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 3: All right, great story from Tracy. So your stories like traces.

955
00:46:01,160 --> 00:46:05,359
Speaker 4: If it didn't fit, household Nemesis still yet to get

956
00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 4: a call to my plead to anyone else who thought

957
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 4: they were having an affair, you were mistaken because people

958
00:46:11,800 --> 00:46:12,399
Speaker 4: get things wrong.

959
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: Well, Christian know Connell's show podcast.

960
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 4: What is that upject in your house? That is your

961
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:24,880
Speaker 4: household Nemesis For Sean Christian, I have a fork, absolutely

962
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:26,640
Speaker 4: can't stand every time I pick it up a throat

963
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:30,959
Speaker 4: back in that draw and disgust. It is so ergonomically displeasing.

964
00:46:32,120 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 4: Sometimes the straight work.

965
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,920
Speaker 3: Fork suddenly comes home with me and they're.

966
00:46:35,719 --> 00:46:39,360
Speaker 4: All dull and twisted, and they have no shame to

967
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:41,279
Speaker 4: We're like, goddamn, I don't get in there.

968
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 2: I think everybody has the cultlry in their own home

969
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: that they know they like get forks for everybody at dinner.

970
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:48,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'll give you akular one. I don't like.

971
00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,839
Speaker 3: My wife does that for me. Or sometimes I get

972
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:53,640
Speaker 3: the fort I know we shop the cat food up

973
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:58,399
Speaker 3: with Ah. Yes, my kettle and I have a love

974
00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:59,359
Speaker 3: hate relationship.

975
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 4: I love the hot water it makes, However, I hate

976
00:47:02,840 --> 00:47:06,160
Speaker 4: the way it pours boiling hot water in all directions

977
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:09,280
Speaker 4: I've gone on. It's like a garden sprinkler. It's crazy

978
00:47:09,320 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 4: all over your hands. Joe, the household nemesis is the

979
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 4: new Greater. I think the greater is the psycho of

980
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:19,719
Speaker 4: the kitchen Terrible. I've actually got permanent scars on my

981
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,200
Speaker 4: thumb knuckle from various graters. The new Greater my house

982
00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 4: we want me greted my thumb. Yes, see preach show here.

983
00:47:26,880 --> 00:47:30,319
Speaker 4: Sister grated my thumb pretty badly first time I use it.

984
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 4: Now it sits in my jaw urging me to use

985
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:33,439
Speaker 4: it every time I open the drawer.

986
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:37,520
Speaker 3: I will never go back. Tracy apple stickers, Yeah, those

987
00:47:37,560 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 3: old pescular apple stickers. Why do we need all those

988
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:43,400
Speaker 3: stickers on them? We get it. It's an apple.

989
00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 4: The end up stuck on the seat, never in the bin, Jacqueline,

990
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,440
Speaker 4: the tags off the bread. They seem to end up

991
00:47:51,440 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 4: in odd places, far away from the bread. They're trying

992
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 4: to escape, I think, Jacqueline Christian. It didn't fit through

993
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,319
Speaker 4: the doors. Good morning, beautiful people. I once built a

994
00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,840
Speaker 4: set of stairs, complete with hand rails, to go in

995
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,960
Speaker 4: my shed. Only when I went to deliver it inside

996
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:08,920
Speaker 4: my shd I had to dismantle it because it wouldn't

997
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 4: fit in through the doors.

998
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 3: This is signed off from Darren the Chippy, Darren. Aren't

999
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:14,320
Speaker 3: you guys meant to?

1000
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 18: Is it?

1001
00:48:14,719 --> 00:48:19,520
Speaker 4: Measure twice cut once? Hey, guys, I swear bloody coat

1002
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:23,200
Speaker 4: hangers were created to give you a mental breakdown. I

1003
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,600
Speaker 4: spent half my life in the wardrobe fighting with them.

1004
00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:28,600
Speaker 4: There some I get interwoven with each other, trying to

1005
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:31,720
Speaker 4: unhook them, then falling and looping themselves through the close

1006
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 4: hangar ironside before them on, I throw them onto the

1007
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:39,200
Speaker 4: bed to do with the weekend me I the Struggler's real.

1008
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 3: What's your problem? Coat hangers? David? What's your household? Nemesis.

1009
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:49,080
Speaker 9: Hi Christians, pat and.

1010
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 3: Yet mined David, my.

1011
00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:57,399
Speaker 9: Absolute household nemesis is trying to open up any bag

1012
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:01,000
Speaker 9: that comes on a roll like a garbage bear. You

1013
00:49:01,120 --> 00:49:05,080
Speaker 9: need to for redvice in your bin or affect that

1014
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:09,400
Speaker 9: you put bananas in a the supermarket. I spent five

1015
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:12,480
Speaker 9: minutes trying to open up those damn beats and I

1016
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,759
Speaker 9: can never do it. And I give it to my

1017
00:49:15,800 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 9: wife and she happened to that being three seconds.

1018
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:21,640
Speaker 2: David, do you go, you lick your thumb and four

1019
00:49:21,719 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 2: finger and then give me a bit of a pink.

1020
00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:23,799
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1021
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,040
Speaker 4: I'm there blowing into it, trying to inflate the flipping thing.

1022
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 3: I can't do it either, David.

1023
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 9: Well, I reckon. That's that our years, all sorts of

1024
00:49:34,320 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 9: language that will stop me from getting into heaven trying to.

1025
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,720
Speaker 3: The worst ones are dog owners.

1026
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,200
Speaker 4: I know this, the dog poo bats, because they're way

1027
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 4: for thin that takes five minutes to open up one

1028
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:47,600
Speaker 4: of those for me. Uh, David, thanktually called us go

1029
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:49,120
Speaker 4: to Paul here, come on in, Paul.

1030
00:49:51,440 --> 00:50:00,960
Speaker 14: Paul, poor Christiana. I'm calling in regarding the wrong we accused.

1031
00:50:01,719 --> 00:50:03,120
Speaker 4: No, no, I just want to get the phrasing right,

1032
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:06,200
Speaker 4: there's not wrongly accused. You thought they were having an affair,

1033
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,960
Speaker 4: but you weren't, so yes, So what was what happened?

1034
00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 4: Is this you who was thought that someone was they

1035
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:12,840
Speaker 4: thought you were having an affair.

1036
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:15,759
Speaker 6: Yes, yes, that's correct. I was in a band of

1037
00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 6: back in the nineties and I was playing a gig

1038
00:50:17,719 --> 00:50:21,520
Speaker 6: in Sydney and the place was packed. It was componium

1039
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,399
Speaker 6: bill stuff one everywhere, and someone through there underpaint half

1040
00:50:25,520 --> 00:50:28,319
Speaker 6: on the stage and at the end of the night,

1041
00:50:28,400 --> 00:50:30,960
Speaker 6: I was quickly packed up, put the guitars in the

1042
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,520
Speaker 6: cases and head home my part and played guitar.

1043
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,600
Speaker 3: Also, I don't want to throw a brother on the bus.

1044
00:50:36,640 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 3: But yeah, stretch, Yeah, this is a stretch.

1045
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,200
Speaker 2: This is a stretch for the underwear on landing on

1046
00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 2: your guitar, and.

1047
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:45,840
Speaker 3: The amazing shot stayed there.

1048
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,440
Speaker 2: For the rest of the gig and then when you

1049
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 2: put the guitar in the case. You didn't notice this.

1050
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:51,560
Speaker 4: You ever tried to throw a pair of underwear, even

1051
00:50:51,600 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 4: just to get in the laundry basket very high.

1052
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:55,800
Speaker 3: You're throwing it from midway.

1053
00:50:55,400 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 4: Back at the bleachers to land in a guitar case

1054
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,480
Speaker 4: right beside the stage.

1055
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:03,680
Speaker 19: Ended in the guitar case. I'll put my guitar on

1056
00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,200
Speaker 19: top of it.

1057
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 3: She put on top of something.

1058
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:11,359
Speaker 19: My parer went to get the guitar. Picked a couple

1059
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 19: of days later and found the underpants and came to

1060
00:51:14,160 --> 00:51:17,000
Speaker 19: the rage asking me whose underpants they were.

1061
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 4: Okay, they give us people name.

1062
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 3: I like your story, because there's a story. Let's go

1063
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,920
Speaker 3: to Jenny here, Jenny, good morning.

1064
00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:37,600
Speaker 4: In the underpant they fell in the they fed in

1065
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:38,319
Speaker 4: the guitar case.

1066
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 3: You know, Jenny, good morning, Good morning, Jenny. It didn't

1067
00:51:42,360 --> 00:51:43,240
Speaker 3: fit what happened.

1068
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:47,240
Speaker 17: I was on a flight home from Saeg to Melbourne

1069
00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:50,960
Speaker 17: and unfortunately a man was sapling by himself, cutting a

1070
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:54,560
Speaker 17: long story shorts. He died, so he was laying on

1071
00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:59,719
Speaker 17: the walkway and eventually they tried to put him in

1072
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:02,840
Speaker 17: a car but get out of the path, but he

1073
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:06,160
Speaker 17: didn't fit in. His legs was sticking out of the cupboard,

1074
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:10,400
Speaker 17: and then and then they had to end up turning

1075
00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:12,680
Speaker 17: the plane around and going back to CG. But it

1076
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 17: was unbelovable, like at first it was quite horrifying, but

1077
00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 17: then in the end it was like something out of

1078
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 17: Falty Tails and them trying to get his legs in

1079
00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 17: the caboard and his leg was sticking out the whole

1080
00:52:24,600 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 17: way back.

1081
00:52:26,280 --> 00:52:31,200
Speaker 4: So but surely they don't do that. If someone, heaven forbid,

1082
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,040
Speaker 4: does pass away on a flight.

1083
00:52:32,920 --> 00:52:33,920
Speaker 2: Just shove them in a cabin.

1084
00:52:34,040 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 4: Don't they have a special seat for them, or just

1085
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:38,240
Speaker 4: put them at the back under a blanket.

1086
00:52:38,560 --> 00:52:41,160
Speaker 17: Ok, I don't know. He was lying on the floor,

1087
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:44,040
Speaker 17: and obviously he was in the way, in the way.

1088
00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,440
Speaker 3: He's dead, not being inconvenience.

1089
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 2: He's being dead the drama.

1090
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:52,120
Speaker 3: Muppet here or the floor I.

1091
00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:53,880
Speaker 2: Don't remember for himself.

1092
00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:57,440
Speaker 3: Must be nicer to lie down there that.

1093
00:53:00,080 --> 00:53:02,320
Speaker 17: Yeah, they couldn't walk over in son. I decided to

1094
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:03,879
Speaker 17: put him in the cavert, but he wouldn't fit.

1095
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:07,319
Speaker 3: The put jackets in there, don't they. Well they're trying

1096
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,400
Speaker 3: to fold a body in there like an ironing board.

1097
00:53:10,080 --> 00:53:13,040
Speaker 17: Oh that's what it was like. And it was in

1098
00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:14,960
Speaker 17: the end that I couldn't help but laughing because if

1099
00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 17: I think, no one will believe.

1100
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 9: It, and then the poor man yit.

1101
00:53:19,040 --> 00:53:22,359
Speaker 2: Even the toilet is better than a cupboard. Just go.

1102
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 17: It was some sort of a covert, but he wouldn't fit.

1103
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:30,640
Speaker 2: I'd love to know from airline stuff what the protocol is.

1104
00:53:30,600 --> 00:53:34,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, I cannot believe right that on a flight, if

1105
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,239
Speaker 4: someone does pass away, they try and fit you in

1106
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 4: the upright cupboard and like shut the door and squish

1107
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 4: it and you go. You know when they got that

1108
00:53:41,160 --> 00:53:43,279
Speaker 4: tiny utility cupboard you have and you've got like the

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00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 4: mops in there and the ironing board.

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00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 3: Rha, what do you know?

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Speaker 7: We had a caller Emma last week who called in,

1112
00:53:48,520 --> 00:53:50,839
Speaker 7: didn't get on air, but said she was an air

1113
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:54,600
Speaker 7: hostess and the protocol is to recline the dead person

1114
00:53:54,719 --> 00:53:58,120
Speaker 7: back and put sunglasses on them and then just sort

1115
00:53:58,160 --> 00:53:59,239
Speaker 7: of let them ride out the fly.

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00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 3: What weekend.

1117
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:04,080
Speaker 2: And what phone topic were we doing?

1118
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 3: The fact? All right, I need another third opinion on this.

1119
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:15,120
Speaker 3: I either this there must be some better way to

1120
00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 3: deal with us if we perish on a.

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00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:21,439
Speaker 2: Flight, either squishing the cabin recline with sunglasses on.

1122
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 4: Under must Okay, surely there's that. Isn't there a spare

1123
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 4: seat up by the pilots. They got the most.

1124
00:54:30,719 --> 00:54:31,359
Speaker 3: Wrong up there.

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00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,919
Speaker 5: They've also got the pilot bids. You know, they've got

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00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:35,760
Speaker 5: somewhere for the pilot flying.

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00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:37,960
Speaker 3: To Sydney or Fiji. It's only like a five hour flight.

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00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:39,319
Speaker 3: They're having a snooze there.

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00:54:39,440 --> 00:54:42,680
Speaker 2: They do have a jump seat in the cockpit, yes, yeah,

1130
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,120
Speaker 2: but maybe the pilots don't want a dead body.

1131
00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,919
Speaker 3: We don't want it. I paid for the seat. Where

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00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 3: does a dead person go on a plane?

1133
00:54:51,120 --> 00:54:54,520
Speaker 1: You're listening to the question, you know, Carl's Show podcast.

1134
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,879
Speaker 4: Trying to find out the truth what happens if someone

1135
00:54:56,920 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 4: sadly passes away on the flight after the last quarter that.

1136
00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 4: I can't believe this is a thing. Surely you're not

1137
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:05,560
Speaker 4: just simply forced back up right and tracked into that

1138
00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:08,960
Speaker 4: upright little cupboard they have, like that tiny utility cupboard.

1139
00:55:08,960 --> 00:55:11,360
Speaker 4: You shove the mobs and the ironing board and you

1140
00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 4: do that thing where you palm everything in get that

1141
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:16,160
Speaker 4: door shut. They're not doing that with us, with the

1142
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 4: soup jackets and stuff like that. Surely there's a more

1143
00:55:19,239 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 4: humane way. They just put you at the back of

1144
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:23,480
Speaker 4: in with the pilers. But we don't know. We're trying

1145
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,520
Speaker 4: to find out. On the line now we have Ann.

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00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:28,160
Speaker 3: Good morning, Anne, Good morning Christian.

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00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:28,640
Speaker 20: How are you?

1148
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 3: I'm good An, So what can you tell us?

1149
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 20: I was on a flight from Saudi Arabia to Malaysia

1150
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:40,799
Speaker 20: and an elderly gentleman passed away on the flight. They

1151
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,719
Speaker 20: asked for anybody with medical training, and I was a

1152
00:55:43,760 --> 00:55:47,759
Speaker 20: registered nurse, so I joined in. We moved him to

1153
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:52,480
Speaker 20: the galley area so that we could do CPR on him,

1154
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,440
Speaker 20: and because there was no fully trained medical doctor on

1155
00:55:56,520 --> 00:56:00,799
Speaker 20: the flight, their guidelines were that we had to continue

1156
00:56:00,840 --> 00:56:03,720
Speaker 20: to do CPR on the gentleman until we landed.

1157
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 4: So how long was that you still doing cprs somebody's

1158
00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 4: passed away?

1159
00:56:08,400 --> 00:56:09,720
Speaker 20: About an hour and a half.

1160
00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, what are you're doing it in rotation

1161
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:12,839
Speaker 3: with somebody else?

1162
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:16,280
Speaker 20: Yeah, we were, so the flight crew were all trained

1163
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:20,920
Speaker 20: but fortunately have very rarely had to use it. But

1164
00:56:21,440 --> 00:56:24,719
Speaker 20: there was a med student and myself and the flight crew,

1165
00:56:24,760 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 20: and we were rotating through. And then when we landed,

1166
00:56:29,680 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 20: they'd already called ahead and organized for emergency services to

1167
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,680
Speaker 20: come on the plane and pick the gentleman up, and

1168
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 20: then they were legally qualified to declare that he had

1169
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:43,560
Speaker 20: passed away, But until then we had to keep doing CPR.

1170
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,120
Speaker 4: So is that a unique rule intes that particular airline

1171
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,719
Speaker 4: or is that just standard because the chance of a

1172
00:56:47,760 --> 00:56:50,680
Speaker 4: doctor been on board any flight are so slim to none.

1173
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,839
Speaker 20: Surely, Yeah, Well, it was that flight where they call

1174
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 20: out is there a doctor or a medical trained personnel

1175
00:56:57,280 --> 00:57:01,359
Speaker 20: on board? They called it out over the speaker and

1176
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 20: there was just us.

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00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,320
Speaker 3: So traumatic for all of you involved in that.

1178
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 20: As the nurse, you've seen everything, so I was okay.

1179
00:57:11,200 --> 00:57:13,360
Speaker 20: I think the med student was pretty upset and the

1180
00:57:13,400 --> 00:57:14,759
Speaker 20: flight the flight crew.

1181
00:57:16,920 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, and thank you very much for sharing the story

1182
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 3: and thanksgiving us a call.

1183
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,920
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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00:57:24,560 --> 00:57:25,680
Speaker 3: Every day this week.

1185
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:29,360
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00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:48,760
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1192
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,560
Speaker 3: Today, get out into the garden please.

1193
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,760
Speaker 4: It is get out into your your garden Day. An

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00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 4: Australian study of injury claims has revealed the most dangerous

1195
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,400
Speaker 4: garden tools. They've got the top five. What do you

1196
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:12,440
Speaker 4: think is in the top five? A dangerous garden tool please, and.

1197
00:58:14,160 --> 00:58:16,440
Speaker 5: I reckon hedge trimmer because the love God's come to

1198
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 5: grief with one.

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00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 4: Of those before guys and Moa isn't in the top five, Patsy,

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00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 4: you are on fire this week, hedge trimmer boom number

1201
00:58:25,200 --> 00:58:26,040
Speaker 4: two one?

1202
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 3: Else is in there?

1203
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 2: Secretars not in there, Patsy, chainsaw not in there? Don't

1204
00:58:33,040 --> 00:58:34,120
Speaker 2: make dumb?

1205
00:58:34,720 --> 00:58:37,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, no one chainsaw the roses?

1206
00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,040
Speaker 5: Do you need to get a clue? What do you think?

1207
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,800
Speaker 5: Why do you think you trim a massive, big gum

1208
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,280
Speaker 5: tree with your hand saw?

1209
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,439
Speaker 3: Well, I don't trim it with a chain.

1210
00:58:47,600 --> 00:58:52,240
Speaker 5: Really, you two are city slickers. Get out and you

1211
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,959
Speaker 5: need a chain saw, a big thumping chain saw.

1212
00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Jack Pannans in the movie City Slickers.

1213
00:58:58,040 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 5: I'm going to take you out to my relatives far

1214
00:59:01,040 --> 00:59:01,800
Speaker 5: about like you.

1215
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:05,080
Speaker 3: I've seen pulp fiction and now that goes. Go get

1216
00:59:05,080 --> 00:59:12,520
Speaker 3: the kimp. I haven't been taken out to any bar now, no.

1217
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:15,800
Speaker 4: No, no, anyway, mean while, back to this top five

1218
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 4: and then by powerwashers really yeah at number four the

1219
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:22,080
Speaker 4: garden rake.

1220
00:59:25,680 --> 00:59:30,240
Speaker 2: To tell you step in the rake and I wish

1221
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:31,160
Speaker 2: I could see that.

1222
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:35,280
Speaker 4: All right, take us out to be attacked in a

1223
00:59:35,320 --> 00:59:37,240
Speaker 4: barn in the middle of nowhere where no one can hear.

1224
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:38,440
Speaker 3: Our screens and squeals.

1225
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:40,440
Speaker 4: And now you want to see jack faced blind by

1226
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:47,200
Speaker 4: rake at three shovels. Mmm, he's not going enough, had

1227
00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 4: to headstroms and the number one. You're in the garden,

1228
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:54,919
Speaker 4: be careful the ladder. Those gardens are trying to trip

1229
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:57,480
Speaker 4: a bush. All right, So today we're looking for your

1230
00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,960
Speaker 4: garden bands.

1231
00:59:59,440 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 3: God bands, who's there playing in the flower beds? Would

1232
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,080
Speaker 3: they be there? I don't know, a nice raised flower

1233
01:00:07,080 --> 01:00:11,760
Speaker 3: bed like a stage, nature stage. Anyway, get to it,

1234
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:17,040
Speaker 3: gardening bands, Ryobi Orbison, charge him up band, listen to

1235
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 3: him singing.

1236
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:29,600
Speaker 21: Gold, guns and hoses, silver, depeche mode, depeche mode, faith,

1237
01:00:29,680 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 21: no Mo, faith, no Mo, come up my pattern.

1238
01:00:34,560 --> 01:00:42,400
Speaker 3: Nor mode midnight soil such good gold four non ponds,

1239
01:00:42,480 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: four non ponds, silver, can't remane handwriting. We never know

1240
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:50,200
Speaker 3: what that.

1241
01:00:50,720 --> 01:00:52,919
Speaker 2: Was actually, and sometimes show that you can read anything.

1242
01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:58,480
Speaker 3: Minute fork fork, I don't know what. I don't think

1243
01:00:58,480 --> 01:00:59,320
Speaker 3: that was the punch.

1244
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,160
Speaker 2: Shine pitchfork baby.

1245
01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,280
Speaker 3: I guess no, it's not that.

1246
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:03,920
Speaker 4: I'll come back to it, guys man at rate, that

1247
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:07,880
Speaker 4: doesn't work, Hey, Jackie boy, Garden bands who's in that

1248
01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 4: raised flowerbed Nome Temple Pilots, Oh medium silver, chet Raker, Oh,

1249
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 4: that's very good, chet Racers gold.

1250
01:01:17,680 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 2: Plus Nick Cave and the bad Weeds.

1251
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:22,320
Speaker 3: Oh there's bad weeds. Yes.

1252
01:01:22,400 --> 01:01:25,560
Speaker 2: Silver and Joe Joe Dolgha is out in the gun.

1253
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:29,240
Speaker 2: Who's garden Joe together?

1254
01:01:29,560 --> 01:01:31,760
Speaker 3: We saw it? Why not gold? All right? What have

1255
01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 3: you got gardening bands?

1256
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 10: Oh?

1257
01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:36,400
Speaker 3: Four seven five O three one oh four three? What

1258
01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,280
Speaker 3: was that? Manute?

1259
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1260
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:45,080
Speaker 3: We're looking for your gardening bands on the show today.

1261
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:50,440
Speaker 4: Best and show you and five mates after red out

1262
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:54,160
Speaker 4: Summer to all live next year in March. All right,

1263
01:01:54,280 --> 01:02:06,480
Speaker 4: gardening bands Compost malone silver, bon Hov it goes, Sylvie

1264
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:10,600
Speaker 4: Upgradium Male, Tears of Shears, Tears of Shears Gold. It's

1265
01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,240
Speaker 4: from Well Well and Will Morris Fertilizing Miss Days.

1266
01:02:13,280 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 3: He's not a song. Steve White Rake gold.

1267
01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:21,960
Speaker 4: That's very good, Melanie just in timber Rake gold Kerry,

1268
01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 4: well done, just in timber Rake is great, slim Spady gold.

1269
01:02:29,360 --> 01:02:33,440
Speaker 4: What on Simon, Uh, sir potting mix a lot, Sir

1270
01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 4: potting mix, A lot gold an Tony with I dire

1271
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:43,240
Speaker 4: Rakes silver Motallica, Motallica Silva green.

1272
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:47,280
Speaker 3: Bin Dai, don't forget.

1273
01:02:46,720 --> 01:02:54,840
Speaker 4: Head shearing silver plus five secreturs of summer silva, thirty secreturs.

1274
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,960
Speaker 2: To Mars silver.

1275
01:02:56,880 --> 01:03:00,960
Speaker 4: This one is a guarantee gold Ho first name Ho,

1276
01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:09,760
Speaker 4: second name Toulce. I'm justin forking bets silver up rage

1277
01:03:09,760 --> 01:03:11,880
Speaker 4: against the leaves bronze.

1278
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:13,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they've done nothing with that.

1279
01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:19,520
Speaker 4: Richard tell the funky Ho Mo Sapien silver grow Rider

1280
01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,400
Speaker 4: seat of flow Rider grow Rider instead of the four

1281
01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 4: tops four top soil sharpy very good gardening knowledge. Huh,

1282
01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:30,840
Speaker 4: Lady ladder Gaga, why would they just text in Lady Gogo?

1283
01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 3: Why would I read ladder Goga is great La La la.

1284
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:43,919
Speaker 4: Esquimo Ho gold, Melissa Hose tattoo gold and Danny Fleet

1285
01:03:43,960 --> 01:03:49,480
Speaker 4: with Maquita silver and finally trimming Heidi silver puff.

1286
01:03:49,600 --> 01:03:51,760
Speaker 3: All right, who is some really good ones.

1287
01:03:52,280 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 2: Thiger ones, But let's give it to Tony with an eye

1288
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:55,280
Speaker 2: for Sir Potting Mixer.

1289
01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:01,120
Speaker 1: Carl Brighter, you're listening to the Christian o'carls show podcast.

1290
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Speaker 4: Let's talk about tomorrow's show.

1291
01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:05,480
Speaker 3: Today.

1292
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,880
Speaker 4: On this show, we don't recognize Monday Wednesday.

1293
01:04:08,280 --> 01:04:10,760
Speaker 3: We look for people who love whatever they do. If

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01:04:10,760 --> 01:04:11,280
Speaker 3: you love you.

1295
01:04:11,360 --> 01:04:13,160
Speaker 4: Job, we want to hear about it on tomorrow's show.

1296
01:04:13,440 --> 01:04:16,200
Speaker 4: You can email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

1297
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:19,080
Speaker 4: dot au to share how much you enjoy whatever it

1298
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Speaker 4: is you do. Early on the show today a shaman

1299
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 4: chair can pass that. Yesterday basically saw an adult tantrum.

1300
01:04:26,880 --> 01:04:30,680
Speaker 4: This was a seventy late seventies. This guy filling up

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01:04:30,680 --> 01:04:32,160
Speaker 4: at the servo and you know we all got to

1302
01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,120
Speaker 4: do that thing where you just have to wait for

1303
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,000
Speaker 4: them to look at you and nod that you can

1304
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:39,400
Speaker 4: proceed and have some delicious of their fuel into your

1305
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:42,320
Speaker 4: fuel tank. And he was waiting there only a couple

1306
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,439
Speaker 4: of seconds, and he was leaning through his open car window.

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01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:48,360
Speaker 3: Like the a hole.

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01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:52,600
Speaker 4: He was being blasting his car horn. This is an

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01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:55,360
Speaker 4: adult tantrum. You are old enough to go better at

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01:04:55,400 --> 01:04:58,160
Speaker 4: your racer. Take it easy. It only takes him a

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01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 4: couple of seconds. Tomorrow the show. You ever seen someone

1312
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:04,600
Speaker 4: just lose their lose their mind and have an adult tantrum?

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01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:07,560
Speaker 4: Email me ard it to the party, Christian at christiano'connell

1314
01:05:07,560 --> 01:05:08,600
Speaker 4: dot com dot au.

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Speaker 3: Huggy is on the way. We're back tomorrow. Thanks for

1316
01:05:11,040 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 3: joining us.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast,