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<v Speaker 1>only thing is that come in this morning and the

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<v Speaker 1>red microphone light was on red. So I thought, this

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<v Speaker 1>is a live hot mic be careful. No, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>permanently on now until after nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>Very disconcernered.

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<v Speaker 1>How she scary? So the engineer I thought the best

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<v Speaker 1>thing to do was to calm me is to duct

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<v Speaker 1>tape the red glowing light.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not even fully duct taped over. This is very

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<v Speaker 5>ominous slither of red light.

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<v Speaker 1>So things are going to go well today. This is

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<v Speaker 1>a sign of the times we're in right now. It's

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<v Speaker 1>a four of something I'm not smart enough to know

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<v Speaker 1>what it is. But there's an actual that we're duck

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<v Speaker 1>taped to get on air today.

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<v Speaker 5>This show is helding midway through.

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<v Speaker 1>Week six of the National Show. Anyway, Good morning, pats

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning everyone, Good morning, good morning, good morning, Alex,

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<v Speaker 1>good morning. So Patsy, you, how was your day yesterday?

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<v Speaker 1>Your Monday winner or loser?

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<v Speaker 6>Did sit loser? So got a new washing machine just

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<v Speaker 6>months ago, weeks ago anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>And now the reason why we just need to remind

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<v Speaker 1>because might be some new listeners. Patsy, uh broke the door?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yeah, pulled the door off it with her bare hair.

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<v Speaker 1>She was actually smashing arrival's head in it.

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<v Speaker 5>The door.

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<v Speaker 1>How your friends doing in Mexico? The cartel that you

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<v Speaker 1>needed back out there, ol, Patso we drafted it outside

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<v Speaker 1>when it.

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<v Speaker 6>Came off with my hands, It's ridiculous anyway, So we

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<v Speaker 6>had to get a new one. So I got the

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<v Speaker 6>new one. Very happy with the new one. Only I

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<v Speaker 6>might have put my really thick bath mat in there

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<v Speaker 6>to wash like where else? How else are you meant

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<v Speaker 6>to wash a bath mat?

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to wash them.

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<v Speaker 6>Off your feet?

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<v Speaker 7>Right?

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway, My husband came home yesterday and I said, I

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<v Speaker 6>think I've messed up the machine because now it won't drain.

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<v Speaker 6>It's telling me Era seven. It's like, why, why, what's

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<v Speaker 6>Era seven?

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<v Speaker 1>How have you used this bath mate?

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<v Speaker 8>Well?

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<v Speaker 6>It's pretty fire, isn't.

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<v Speaker 5>That huge one from Aldis. I've never seen such a

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<v Speaker 5>bath mate's and.

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<v Speaker 6>I love it, But I mean, how what do you

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<v Speaker 6>mean to take it out the back and hose it?

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<v Speaker 6>I donate, So it went in the washing machine and

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<v Speaker 6>my husband said, you can't shove that in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Now tell me this passage just because I want to know.

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<v Speaker 1>But did you have a little bit of the clothes

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<v Speaker 1>as well? So it's like overload and.

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<v Speaker 6>Drum towels and everything, right, And I thought, well, maybe

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<v Speaker 6>maybe I clean the filter, which with the front loader

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<v Speaker 6>is at that front little squary bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 6>So I've got a cheese knife, so I didn't scratch

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<v Speaker 6>it because it's you know, flat and nice and fat.

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<v Speaker 6>So I opened it up, and I stupidly unstated.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone else cash that Pats has a cheese knife. In

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<v Speaker 1>my mind, I was just going through my cutlery drawer, going,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have my cheese.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to say anything to seem I've got a.

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<v Speaker 1>Butter dish, but I don't have that cheese knife, not

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<v Speaker 1>to say, if get cheese knife.

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<v Speaker 6>And I opened it up, and of course stupidly, why

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<v Speaker 6>did it? I opened it up because there was still

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<v Speaker 6>water in the drum, So then on the water came out.

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<v Speaker 6>Then I butted the laundry and then.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to get the clean towels. It just washes,

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<v Speaker 1>start using it to dampen it down.

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<v Speaker 6>Such a waste, yes, exactly. So I've booked a service

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<v Speaker 6>call overnight, so please, I hope they come.

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<v Speaker 1>When you start the week like that, you're just like,

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<v Speaker 1>that's the that'll be your story of the week.

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<v Speaker 6>But you know, I used to put the old the

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<v Speaker 6>mate in the old machine, and like two mates at

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<v Speaker 6>a time.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon washing machines used to be a lot tougher

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day.

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<v Speaker 5>It's gone soft wash washing woke machine, no digital numbers.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like that big face just had on and

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<v Speaker 1>off and it used to weigh like fifty tons. You

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<v Speaker 1>didn't move, you just left that. You didn't move that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was huge, noisy old thing as well. You have

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<v Speaker 1>just a shout. It was like a plane taken off.

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<v Speaker 1>There it goes Alex, are you were Monday when you're

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<v Speaker 1>a loser your day yesterday?

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<v Speaker 8>I'm a loser as well. My WhatsApp group, parents WhatsApp group,

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<v Speaker 8>it's getting way out of control. I'm way behind. I'm

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<v Speaker 8>like one hundred and fifty messages behind and I'll never

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<v Speaker 8>ever catch up.

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<v Speaker 1>It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 5>What are we in now?

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<v Speaker 8>End of February, I had like forty years started. I know,

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<v Speaker 8>I'd like forty eight unread messages on Monday alone.

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<v Speaker 5>It was just insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Were they all chattering on about who's got a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of spare bell? There's what time is the sky? I

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<v Speaker 1>do want to make genuinizations, but suddenly a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>dads are give me put a hit in that silence.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't deal with the ballet flats. I'm the secondary

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<v Speaker 1>contact on that emergency contact for.

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<v Speaker 5>This is my husband.

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<v Speaker 6>He can't be trusting.

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<v Speaker 9>No.

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<v Speaker 8>I just watched it all go by on my phone

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<v Speaker 8>and like, when's the swimming carnival times? The swimming cannibal

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<v Speaker 8>that's like two months away. The swimming cannibals there over there.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't worry about the swimming carnival in two months time.

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<v Speaker 8>Worry about today or tomorrow okay, come on all.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, let us know are you're a Monday winner or loser.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go through ours next.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on into Craig first half hourl Tuesday Show. We

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<v Speaker 1>always ask you how was your Monday? Would you say

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<v Speaker 1>you're a Monday winner or loser? Christian Monday winner? Ish

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<v Speaker 1>got my car back from the mechanic having three different

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<v Speaker 1>issues fixed. Now the tires went over the weekend. Does

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<v Speaker 1>the Bank of Christian want to help Craig? Is the

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<v Speaker 1>last week of it? Head to thegold website dot com

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<v Speaker 1>dot au fingers crossed, Christian, I am going to take

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<v Speaker 1>a more stories today about why were you in the

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<v Speaker 1>local paper? Yes, definitely this guy here messaging me at

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<v Speaker 1>ten pm Yester evening. I was in the local paper

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<v Speaker 1>at seventeen for being bitten by a pig hunting dog

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<v Speaker 1>at our local cemetery. There's so much going on here.

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<v Speaker 5>Sorry, go again.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the best job of the world because these

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<v Speaker 1>are our listeners. Dear Christian, I was in the local

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<v Speaker 1>paper at age seventeen for being bitten by a pig

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<v Speaker 1>hunting dog. Already that bit's incredible. A pig hunting dog

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<v Speaker 1>at the local cemetery. So I'm guessing if you're at

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<v Speaker 1>the local cemetery, you are the work there or you're

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<v Speaker 1>in mourning and suddenly there's a rabid pig hunting dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there pigs at the cemetery?

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<v Speaker 8>Oh?

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<v Speaker 5>You pehunting?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what is going on? The same dog tried

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<v Speaker 1>to attack the police when they went to speak to

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<v Speaker 1>the No.

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<v Speaker 5>This made the paper bit I'd read that's true on

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<v Speaker 5>the loose.

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<v Speaker 1>You yes, the setting, the cemetery, the story. So much

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<v Speaker 1>going on here, a pig hunting dog. I didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>you you can train dogs? Aren't what they're looking for?

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<v Speaker 1>Pigs for the wild? Pigs foraging?

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<v Speaker 6>Breadful, isn't Weren't they like a good pig hunting dog?

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<v Speaker 5>Pitbulls?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think? Is that right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 6>I think they're so small.

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<v Speaker 5>How could they take.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, aggressive, honey badger, don't let go. I don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>the guy from so I just remember what country people

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<v Speaker 1>go see the being that big guy in Ald guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not been Simon Anita. We all we have so

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<v Speaker 1>we we've got to get Simone on the show. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>call Simona. We need more off to seven on that,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say I'm a Monday loser, Like with you

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<v Speaker 1>pants on a washing machine. Something happens when you're grown

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<v Speaker 1>up and then you realize, I've got to do so

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<v Speaker 1>much research now to find this out. Apparently I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize in the teaser sea of my marriage. It's my

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<v Speaker 1>job now. If there are mosquitoes around the house, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>to research how to deter them. So I've tried the coil.

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<v Speaker 1>That citronella coil isn't doing enough. Yeah, no, these are

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<v Speaker 1>really persistent pants. So I do all that before we

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<v Speaker 1>go and sit outside. I light it for an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't do enough. And so I started to go

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<v Speaker 1>on to Google yesterday. By the way, when you use

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<v Speaker 1>Google now and you don't feed it into like chatchy bit,

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<v Speaker 1>it feels quite old fashioned. Oh oh wait, Google, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you think I'm going to read these twelve articles, why

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<v Speaker 1>don't you read them for me and then read it

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<v Speaker 1>back to me or prepare a report. And so I

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<v Speaker 1>went on there and it was just like it looked like.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's so hard to know whether the reviews are

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<v Speaker 1>legitimate today, But I found something called the pesterol dominator okay,

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<v Speaker 1>which sounds like something by its sexy land. But actually

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<v Speaker 1>it's apparently some kind of determined to mosquitoes. That's where. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a plug in pass.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, that sounds like absolute bollocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I've got tried before and that really didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>that much either. So actually what I need is what

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<v Speaker 1>people have actually used that works. Now, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe the pestor ole dominator works really well. If it does,

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<v Speaker 1>and you've got one and you actually used it and

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<v Speaker 1>it works, please let me know because I've got to

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<v Speaker 1>do something. We can't sell something, and they always don't.

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<v Speaker 1>At my wife, they're going for my blood.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh yes they do, like maybe it's your English blood.

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<v Speaker 1>Well my wife has English blood as well. Why they

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<v Speaker 1>go for my true English Irish Indian blood. They like

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<v Speaker 1>a hybrid.

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<v Speaker 5>My dad actually introduced a pond into their backyard as

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<v Speaker 5>a way of getting rid of mosquitoes, but it did backfire.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's I would think that's worth stagged water.

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<v Speaker 5>He's theory is he'd put a mosquito eating fish that

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<v Speaker 5>would lure.

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<v Speaker 1>The mosquitoes the building. Old man got to leeds and

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<v Speaker 1>some apocalypse. Now seeing he's gone, Colonel Kurtz.

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<v Speaker 5>They would eat the larvae, but then it actually is

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<v Speaker 5>just tripling.

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<v Speaker 1>His own ecoss. There's too much ever, just get a machine.

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<v Speaker 5>But now they've attracted a lot of bozzies and it's

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<v Speaker 5>a real problem for the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Speaking even thinking about it, they don't they breed around

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<v Speaker 1>stagnant water. So if anyone has got a hot tip

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<v Speaker 1>for me, please text me O four seventy five O

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<v Speaker 1>three one O four three. Rio. Are your Monday winter

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<v Speaker 1>or a loser?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm actually a winner. We moved into a new heir

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<v Speaker 5>you were.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a light blinking by my head now I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>close to going home. I just don't to speak that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like there's a strobe light above my head and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to have a stroke.

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<v Speaker 5>No, it's not you. It's still happening. It's very distracting.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I like this. Wow, we ah, we just about

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<v Speaker 1>see you in the darkness now radio in the dark.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's a bit more intimate. Yeah, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what it's going to look like. The video seats

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<v Speaker 1>on social media. Then I'm not paying their power bill.

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<v Speaker 1>Read the financial report this week? You know, Monday win

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<v Speaker 1>or loser a RN no Monday Winner or looser?

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<v Speaker 5>Rio, I have a Monday winter. We moved into a

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<v Speaker 5>new house at the end of last year, and we've

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<v Speaker 5>had a neighbor, an Italian Nona next to us. He's

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<v Speaker 5>our neighbor and she's just been sizing us up for

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<v Speaker 5>the past couple of months. A little bit.

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<v Speaker 1>We feed you in a big pot and blend you

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<v Speaker 1>up for posata, slighting you up. It's like it's about

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<v Speaker 1>ninety kilos into the salami yest lean beef, mince, yum

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<v Speaker 1>yum in my non no tummy. How do you think

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<v Speaker 1>you got the house? Where do you think the other

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<v Speaker 1>people went? In her big pot?

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<v Speaker 5>Ansl and Gretel sort of situations. Well, I finally I've finally,

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<v Speaker 5>after two months, I've cracked her because I.

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<v Speaker 1>Beg your pardon one from that's a very different phrase.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got missus Robinson situation going to there as don't

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<v Speaker 1>come if anana's rocking, don't come and knocking. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I always mummy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, it's not quite as exciting as that I brought

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<v Speaker 5>her bins in because she hadn't good done them for

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<v Speaker 5>a whole day.

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<v Speaker 1>Well done, that's a good thing. That's a good and

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<v Speaker 1>neighborly thing to do.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, And now yesterday, she knocked on my door,

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<v Speaker 5>gave me a big hug, a double kiss on the cheek,

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<v Speaker 5>and three bottles of homemade posada.

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<v Speaker 1>Wheah.

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<v Speaker 5>All the Italians are making posada at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because we have that message on Friday. Yes, that

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<v Speaker 1>guy was saying that he was doing his year's worth

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<v Speaker 1>of posanta.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the peak week for tomatoes. That's why they're so

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<v Speaker 5>cheap and so ripe at the moment. So all the

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<v Speaker 5>Italians are going over to each other's house and making

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<v Speaker 5>their year's worth of posada.

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<v Speaker 1>This is good. So you've got three bottles of this

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<v Speaker 1>holy grail kind of panta fresh. Have you tried it yet?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't. I will cook it this week though.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, let me know your Monday win or loser. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're an electrician and he can come to this

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. We're at the end times here.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast Now.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of weeks ago when it was a day

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<v Speaker 1>before Valentine's on a Friday, and we did a very

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<v Speaker 1>different thing for the people's playlist. We were taking your

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<v Speaker 1>love songs for your partners, someone spash in your life

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<v Speaker 1>and it was lovely reminded me of like how years

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<v Speaker 1>ago when we grew up listening to radio, where late

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<v Speaker 1>night radio love songs and dedications were a really, really

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<v Speaker 1>big thing. And what was nice is that obviously every

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<v Speaker 1>day doing this job, people are asking for songs. And

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<v Speaker 1>what was nice about that? So someone was asking for

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<v Speaker 1>a song that wasn't just for them to somebody else.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I love the idea of you requesting a

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<v Speaker 1>song for somebody else, And we're going to call this

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<v Speaker 1>play it forward. So if there's someone in your life,

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<v Speaker 1>it might be someone you work with and you want

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<v Speaker 1>to cheer them up, or they've had some good news,

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<v Speaker 1>or they're having a tough time, what a lovely thing

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<v Speaker 1>for them to hear about that You've got a song

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<v Speaker 1>played for them. Whatever that that song is, So play

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<v Speaker 1>it forward. What song do you wantus to play for?

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<v Speaker 1>Who you can call the show now? Thirteen fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two particip kadyin, You've got one?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 9>So I want to dedicate a song to a motorcyclist

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<v Speaker 9>that I saw yesterday, the most polite road rage I

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<v Speaker 9>have ever seen. So I pull up at the lights

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<v Speaker 9>on my way home from the gym, and the guy's

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<v Speaker 9>next to me they're also there, and then something catches

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<v Speaker 9>my eye and I look across and there's a motorcyclist

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<v Speaker 9>right next to them, and I hear him say, because

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<v Speaker 9>all of our windows are down, He goes, hey, mate,

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<v Speaker 9>I just wanted to let you know, please be mindful

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<v Speaker 9>of using your side mirrors because you may hit a motorcyclist.

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<v Speaker 9>So he obviously like ran into the lane that he

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<v Speaker 9>was in, and the bloke that he was saying it

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<v Speaker 9>to was a bit like at first, like, oh, well,

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<v Speaker 9>what's going on here, because you'd obviously done the mat thing,

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<v Speaker 9>expected bad road rage. But the guy was so lovely

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<v Speaker 9>and so eventually he was like, oh, okay, I'm sorry mate,

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<v Speaker 9>and they shook hands.

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<v Speaker 6>And he drove off.

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<v Speaker 1>CA. That's a Sharon story. I love that.

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<v Speaker 9>It was the most beautiful thing. And I just sat

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<v Speaker 9>there and I thought, guys, we need to be more

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<v Speaker 9>like that on the road, because you know, we always,

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<v Speaker 9>and myself included.

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<v Speaker 6>Can be a bit road ragey.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, but being reminded that you don't have to, you

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<v Speaker 9>can just you know, let people gently know, hey, let's

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<v Speaker 9>just be mindful of each.

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<v Speaker 1>Other on the roads, especially for motorcycles. You're right, those

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<v Speaker 1>those side mirrors are really important, really important.

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<v Speaker 9>Yeah, and the guy was just really understanding. The most

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<v Speaker 9>beautiful thing was the shake of the hands man.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they wrote it genuinely conduct all right, So what's

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<v Speaker 1>the song? What's play it forward?

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<v Speaker 9>For that?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 9>So I want to play Aretha Franklin's Respect, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So this is how play it Forward works? What would

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<v Speaker 1>you love us to play?

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<v Speaker 5>And for who?

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Things will make You Go Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>What small thing drives you mad? This happened yesterday. I

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<v Speaker 1>was in Willies. It's one of those pinheads who thinks

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<v Speaker 1>is okay for us also have to listen into their

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<v Speaker 1>dull conversation. Speaker phone is never on a low volume. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all the way up to eleven. And I read

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<v Speaker 1>research on this couple of weeks ago where it's more

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<v Speaker 1>infuriated to hear half a conversation than if it was

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<v Speaker 1>two people at full volume, because you can't your brain

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<v Speaker 1>wants to latch onto that and try and fill in

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<v Speaker 1>the gaps yes or he hear is them yes? Or

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<v Speaker 1>half the half evation, So you're not hearing the full conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>You're trying to work out even though, you irritate and

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<v Speaker 1>I could put my air pods in and listen to

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<v Speaker 1>a podcast. I can't. I'm suching's their dull vortex.

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<v Speaker 5>You want to eavesdrop, but you can't, so you actually

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<v Speaker 5>double irritated.

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<v Speaker 1>And you could tell from what they were talking about

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<v Speaker 1>Trey either had said something up a few beers of

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<v Speaker 1>the barbecue or he hadn't.

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<v Speaker 5>And what did he say? I need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>I almost wanted to follow this person around, just to

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<v Speaker 1>put the pieces together, follow them out of the car

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<v Speaker 1>part did what do you think? Did Trey say that?

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>After a couple of beers? This classic ray? That's so trade?

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<v Speaker 1>But what what is it? Because it's become a recent thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like suddenly we're all just meant to be okay

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<v Speaker 1>with the fact we're just background extras in this movie.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I couldn't do it self conscious.

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<v Speaker 1>People to have a chat to them, hold it up

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<v Speaker 1>to your here like it the system, what normal person?

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<v Speaker 6>And nothing I've got to say would be of interest

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<v Speaker 6>to any other person in this world?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what I mean? Radio?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think a moment of self awareness?

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<v Speaker 6>My conversations are always did you remember to feed the

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<v Speaker 6>dog or could you put the wash?

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<v Speaker 1>Where are my glasses?

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<v Speaker 5>Where are my glasses?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Pats is very excited. She's modeling you glasses.

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<v Speaker 1>They they do look really good.

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<v Speaker 5>Love them.

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<v Speaker 1>She's going around to every team member going do you

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<v Speaker 1>like my glasses? In a way where there's only one

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<v Speaker 1>answer and it's take to do. It's still like you

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<v Speaker 1>like my glasses? Thanks? And they are they are really cool. Person,

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<v Speaker 1>I said, perhaps, where do you get the promish? Got

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<v Speaker 1>a guy, Ray? Pats has a dealer everything. Everything you do,

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<v Speaker 1>everything in life, she has a dealer for She's got

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<v Speaker 1>a glasses guy.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>Ray Man.

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<v Speaker 6>Ray looks after me.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you hook the rest of us up?

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<v Speaker 1>You know? His faith? All right? Small thing, big raised?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it for you?

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian o'connall Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>We began the show with duct tape around this microphone

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<v Speaker 1>because it's permanently glowing red. Red means the microphone is hot.

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<v Speaker 1>It's live. But at the moment, even when it's not on,

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<v Speaker 1>it's on. So they just put rather than mend it.

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<v Speaker 1>So we'll do that later today if they have lunch

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<v Speaker 1>or brunch down and do it. It's quiet. We do

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<v Speaker 1>it when it's quite for us. Actually, we just talking

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<v Speaker 1>about your glass guy, Ray in new glasses and go

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<v Speaker 1>into the ambreak my glasses and arm just cheers off it.

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<v Speaker 1>Sheeres off. So now I've had to get the engineer's

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<v Speaker 1>duct tape to duct tape an arm on, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>as that kid was always getting bullied at school and

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<v Speaker 1>he's always had one arm of his classes. Harry Potter,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a sad I had to duct take my own

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<v Speaker 1>glass arm on. I need I need Ray.

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<v Speaker 5>He was or fourth trying to look for the square

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<v Speaker 5>on the.

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<v Speaker 1>Class and we always keep that quiet, you know, that

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<v Speaker 1>little truffle pig game we playing. Anyhow, I've had to

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<v Speaker 1>send a team member out now to a servo to

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<v Speaker 1>go and get your generic plus two fives. They always

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<v Speaker 1>look really snazzy as well. You're going to come back

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<v Speaker 1>with a pair of dame edness for me. I've got

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<v Speaker 1>a two hours of show to don't work other than that.

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<v Speaker 1>As we enter week six on the New National Show,

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<v Speaker 1>it's going very very well. So well, you've got to

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<v Speaker 1>hook me up with Ray, your class guy. I will

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<v Speaker 1>do Christian things. Makes me go girl when the plane

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<v Speaker 1>lands and people stand up straight away.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, No, what coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Myself? No, I can stay sad. But I see one

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<v Speaker 1>dude get up there. I don't getting up too, buddy.

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<v Speaker 5>I would say, you're allowed to get up as long

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<v Speaker 5>as you're not moving forward in front of the sea.

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<v Speaker 5>That's where I hold the line. If you hold on

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<v Speaker 5>the line, on.

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<v Speaker 1>The line, the doors aren't even open. You can't go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 5>You look silly, and you do because it's actually it's

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<v Speaker 5>the roof is so small.

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<v Speaker 1>Cranky neck thing, the beep, and then obviously then sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>you become the guy that's suddenly then bringing out everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>things in the overhead luggage. You know, see some guy

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<v Speaker 1>looking at Oh, if you got my briefcass, God, it's

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<v Speaker 1>yours and finding behind you, Christian. When the little cars

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<v Speaker 1>park in the trailer parking at Bunnings, So I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to take my trailer halfway to Darwin in order to

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<v Speaker 1>find a double part. There's plenty of single car parks.

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<v Speaker 1>Please use one of them small cars. There's only four

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<v Speaker 1>or five Trader park base and it's our job to

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<v Speaker 1>use those. That is true, Gwen. When you notice Christian

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<v Speaker 1>that spiders rented the space in the side mirror of

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<v Speaker 1>your car and now every morning for the next month,

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<v Speaker 1>you have to remove the bloody cobwebs.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I've got one of those. They're so strong, that

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<v Speaker 5>material cobwebs.

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<v Speaker 8>I know every single and I see people looking at

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<v Speaker 8>me doing it. And look at that guy getting cobwebs

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<v Speaker 8>off his mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>Spiders really love that right in that inside mirror, don't they.

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<v Speaker 1>That's like the sweetest spot.

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<v Speaker 5>And how are you gonna spray You're gonna spray it

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<v Speaker 5>in there somehow? More team, how do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get tell you one of the worst things in modern

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<v Speaker 1>life walking into a spiders? Yeah, walk along, chat to

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<v Speaker 1>And so I said to cobweb hours. Now you've got

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<v Speaker 1>to help me out here.

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<v Speaker 5>And if you see that person from across the street,

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<v Speaker 5>you can They're crazy, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't. Just style it out and it's like, yeah, sorry, Jerry,

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<v Speaker 1>what was that? You're like, it's still remnants of them.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm stuck in my eyebrows. I'll never be free of

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<v Speaker 1>this spider's web ever, Trapped trapped rial? What's it for

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<v Speaker 1>for you? Small thing girl?

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<v Speaker 7>My one?

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<v Speaker 5>And I'm looking at someone in the team in particular,

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<v Speaker 5>who is who does this a lot? But people that

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<v Speaker 5>send very long voice notes on WhatsApp because you're left hostage.

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<v Speaker 5>To say, a four or five minute message, you have

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<v Speaker 5>to listen to You can't just skim through it, you

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<v Speaker 5>can't read it. And then in order to reply to it,

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<v Speaker 5>because you haven't got a text of it, you have

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<v Speaker 5>to go back and listen to it and make notes.

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<v Speaker 1>That's because you've got an old phone there an Android

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of us.

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<v Speaker 5>It just gives you the message, the transcriptions there you go. No,

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<v Speaker 5>it takes too much time.

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<v Speaker 1>Because you've got one of those cheap ass green phones.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you've got a Poro phone. It's your plain snake.

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<v Speaker 1>During that thing, you've got to go through those five

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<v Speaker 1>or six letters. Why is it all? TV is going

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<v Speaker 1>to go pitch your password in. Oh great, we've got

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<v Speaker 1>one of these old school Nokia Alex will sit for you.

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<v Speaker 8>Small things, just the words moving or going forward at

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<v Speaker 8>the end of a sentence. We don't need it, so

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<v Speaker 8>management speak, isn't it. It's the word I'll give an example.

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<v Speaker 8>Really want to change things up this year going forward?

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<v Speaker 1>We don't need coaches do it, don't they? Coaches do

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<v Speaker 1>it in sports?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, I hear it in sport all the time. Big

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<v Speaker 5>season ahead, moving forward. You're right, going forward. We want

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<v Speaker 5>to do this.

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<v Speaker 1>If we want to do that, we can't respect more

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<v Speaker 1>sports coaches of your teams that go probably going to

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<v Speaker 1>go backwards this year, that's for sure. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be some moment we're going to start going backwards. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's when where no samul ship from us that rebuilding.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't rebuild, don't forward forward, go back and build. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to demolish it.

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<v Speaker 5>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>What is it for you?

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<v Speaker 3>Then?

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<v Speaker 1>Things make you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Grow The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian thing that makes me go gir telling my kids

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<v Speaker 1>to put slippers or shoes when running the house at

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<v Speaker 1>least sixty times a day, only for them to ignore

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<v Speaker 1>me and then cry half an hour when they step

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<v Speaker 1>on something or stub their toes.

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<v Speaker 5>Total you please, slippers on.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris, Christian. Things make me go mad is when people

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<v Speaker 1>do forty in a sixty Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why?

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<v Speaker 1>Christian? What makes you go go is by the way,

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<v Speaker 1>walk into a cobweb is like when you get a

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<v Speaker 1>piece of hair, one single small piece of hair in

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<v Speaker 1>your mouth that will take a lifetime to get that

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<v Speaker 1>bastard out. It comes to Michael Strong strong, Michael, But

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<v Speaker 1>I know what you mean. It is. It's a lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a lifetime. Tea tree oil on a cotton bud,

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<v Speaker 1>wiped around the inside of the side Mirrorsunny car, No

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<v Speaker 1>more spiders, Oh starts a wee run together car? Lifetime

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<v Speaker 1>to get this out of me? T tree oil, Patsy.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the things that make you googur amte?

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely despise When you've got the car in reverse, pretty

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<v Speaker 6>obvious that you're a and you'll get a pedestrian that

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<v Speaker 6>walks directly behind your car.

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<v Speaker 1>Like what is that either on their phone in their head?

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<v Speaker 5>D walkers You're supposed to technically wait for them, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 5>but they know, come on.

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<v Speaker 1>Looking around?

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<v Speaker 5>The driver supposed a bit of a looking why don't

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<v Speaker 5>we why.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't we both? Why don't we co exist together in

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<v Speaker 1>this world? Some looking around and it's normally people of

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<v Speaker 1>your generation, and I actually think, you know, let's then

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<v Speaker 1>the herd.

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<v Speaker 6>Out have a bit of self awareness. You can be

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<v Speaker 6>sticking halfway out of park and they it's like, well,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry, I didn't know you had the right of way.

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<v Speaker 6>You're right halfway out the park. You watch out for them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the one that draws you where they know you're

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<v Speaker 1>moving and they're still just carry a walking.

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<v Speaker 6>Still walk directly behind the currents. So dangerous.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it is just because people people are so

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<v Speaker 1>not aware of what's going around them. The other one

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<v Speaker 1>party peoples the same doing that. The sort of day

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<v Speaker 1>walkers are the ones that'll be walking down the pavement

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<v Speaker 1>and they just stop behind you. You know, before you stop,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you just maybe slow down, you merge over

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<v Speaker 1>to the side and then let go. Let you just

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<v Speaker 1>be a night of the pavement, That's what I am.

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<v Speaker 5>Or people that walk like two or three are breast

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<v Speaker 5>in the pavement, so you can't get part of the

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<v Speaker 5>no I do.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, then you've got to walk into the roads. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we go over a car just to get past you, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're dawdling.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're going to do that, you have to set

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<v Speaker 5>a fierce pace. Wise you're just ring one behind.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Yesterday we had so many great stories about why were

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<v Speaker 1>you in your local paper. We're rolling it over till

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<v Speaker 1>today A part two text me oh four seventy five

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<v Speaker 1>O three one oh four three. Some of our favorite

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<v Speaker 1>calls from yesterday. Why were you in your local paper?

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<v Speaker 7>My brother and sister, myself are in the photo with

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<v Speaker 7>my twenty four year old cat with a birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the local.

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<v Speaker 2>Newspaper a couple of years back a pas drive into

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<v Speaker 2>my house. I was the two thousand baby born in

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<v Speaker 2>Paine Hospital.

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<v Speaker 10>I was in the local paper when I was two

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<v Speaker 10>years old in nineteen eighty seven to being the youngest

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<v Speaker 10>writer at the Melbourn Show.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of things on that they're counting babies. There's

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<v Speaker 1>a counter. There's a baby counter in hospital. Does I

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<v Speaker 1>know obviously got records another but they have like a totalizer.

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<v Speaker 1>I know everything in this country is a game. It's competitive,

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<v Speaker 1>but there's baby counting going on. Simon was in his

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<v Speaker 1>local paper when the American astronaut Charlie Duke came to

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<v Speaker 1>their school. We were slightly laid into the special Assembly

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<v Speaker 1>Jim the special assemblies at school. We got taken out

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<v Speaker 1>to the front of the school to a photo with him.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd walked on the moon. He's even mentioned in the

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<v Speaker 1>movie Apollo thirteen. Charlie Juke's got measles. He never went

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<v Speaker 1>on that mission because he got measles. His kids got

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<v Speaker 1>measles from a children's party, which meant he couldn't go

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<v Speaker 1>on that mission oh my, because one of the the

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<v Speaker 1>astronauts didn't have immunity, so he had to stay behind.

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<v Speaker 1>But then he went years later. I think space fans

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<v Speaker 1>correct me if I'm wrong. Apollo sixteen or seventeen, Charlie,

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<v Speaker 1>you got to go up there and land on the moon.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian made the local paper about home in Tazzi Princess Diana.

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<v Speaker 1>I gave Princess Diana a bunch of flowers and a

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<v Speaker 1>little koala for baby Prince William on their first royal

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<v Speaker 1>tour to Australia, and then a couple of weeks later

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<v Speaker 1>I got a letter from Princess Diana written by her

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<v Speaker 1>lady in waiting. So I ended up back in the

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<v Speaker 1>local paper the second time to deal with that Dinah

0:28:40.285 --> 0:28:47.445
<v Speaker 1>thing holding the letter. Wow, Nathan, mt'st be quite newsweek

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<v Speaker 1>in that local newspaper. When I was fifteen, I caught

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<v Speaker 1>a fish by hand, made it into local. That's quite

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<v Speaker 1>a fate though, Yeah, I mean, but come on, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>exactly what's he doing? Ringing up flaxing? I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>get ladies? Yeah, got fish in my hand, got shark?

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<v Speaker 1>Just what one handed? All right? I was standing out

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<v Speaker 1>for talking around right now page boss boy catches shark

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<v Speaker 1>one handed. Tim. I got into the local rag on

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<v Speaker 1>my way after finishing my English exam early. Oh, local

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<v Speaker 1>genius egghead smashes test early. That's the headline, isn't it, Christian?

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<v Speaker 1>This is some simone. We're trying to get hold of someone.

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<v Speaker 1>We have so many questions. This was waiting for us

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<v Speaker 1>to start the show. I was in a local paper

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<v Speaker 1>at the age of saying seventeen being bitten by a

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<v Speaker 1>pig hunting dog at our local cemetery. Wis your story

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<v Speaker 1>just tomorrow's show? Cemetery stories? All right? What the hell's

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<v Speaker 1>going on with the pig hunting dog? And you're at

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<v Speaker 1>the local cemetery, Christian, the same dog trying to attack

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<v Speaker 1>the police when they went to speak to the owner.

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<v Speaker 1>Finn I was about seven years old and got into

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<v Speaker 1>local newspaper for putting my arm in one of those

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<v Speaker 1>clown machines that they have at all the festivals where

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<v Speaker 1>we have to put the ball in the mouth. So

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<v Speaker 1>did he get it stuck or you just completed it?

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<v Speaker 1>Final boss level. In my mind, this kid's got wedged.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, definitely, definitely.

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<v Speaker 6>The fire brigade.

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<v Speaker 1>Years ago being at London's busiest train station, London Waterloo, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was a scene around some poor guy. There

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<v Speaker 1>was one of these vending machines and you know that,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get the cans out of the chips out

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<v Speaker 1>of them, and it was one of those that was

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<v Speaker 1>quite low down. This guy had got his arms stuck

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<v Speaker 1>there and so he'd obviously been there fast. So he's

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<v Speaker 1>lying on the floor with his arm stuck in this machine.

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<v Speaker 1>The police are there chatting to him and I obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what, you want to know what's going on.

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<v Speaker 1>So you starts saying to people outside how long has

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<v Speaker 1>he been? He's been here apparently apparently he's been there

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<v Speaker 1>an hour. And then I moved forward. I said to

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<v Speaker 1>last why don't you just break the machine? They went,

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<v Speaker 1>it's illegal, sir, it's private property. It's illegal to break

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<v Speaker 1>one of those vending machines. Had they were waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the fibergate to turn out with an axe to cut

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<v Speaker 1>him out. But the fiber gate they've got a specials

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<v Speaker 1>to smatch him out with an axe. Of course, everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>filming this poor dude, just give us a businessman in

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<v Speaker 1>like a shirt and tie fie there with his arm.

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<v Speaker 5>I wish I could help you then against the law,

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<v Speaker 5>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Why were you in the local paper thirteen fifty five

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two? And what a pig hunting dog? And ever

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<v Speaker 1>caught a fish one handed?

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much for joining us as a Christian

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<v Speaker 1>O'Connell show. Haven been in your local paper? I'm finding

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<v Speaker 1>these stories the best Listen. Matthew was in the Herald's

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<v Speaker 1>son editorial for questioning God's existence. I could be that today.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all the tide is against us today. On the show, Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife won a wedding package had a photo in

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<v Speaker 1>the local paper. That's great. I love the story from

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<v Speaker 1>Connie Christian. I was in the paper when John Farnham

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<v Speaker 1>came to visit me in hospital. I was in the

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<v Speaker 1>school choir but it was in a car accident day

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<v Speaker 1>before and couldn't attend. He came to visit me and

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<v Speaker 1>sat in my hospital bed and we had a photo

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<v Speaker 1>taken for the local paper. Connie, what a gorgeous story, Christian.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a local paper when I was sixteen, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>written to local council really angry at the state of

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<v Speaker 1>the paintwork on the obelisk. It's not going on for

0:32:45.085 --> 0:32:48.005
<v Speaker 1>sixteen year old lad. Isn't it an icon in the

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<v Speaker 1>tourism area here. My letter made it to the front page.

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<v Speaker 1>The obelisk got painted shortly afterwards. I love that Michelle

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<v Speaker 1>concerned young residents and this is an epic one. Christian

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<v Speaker 1>I was in the local paper riding a tandem bike

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<v Speaker 1>with people of a certain age. Will understand what a

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<v Speaker 1>big moment this was for a young kid. With bill

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<v Speaker 1>Odie from the Goodies. Christian I was dressed as Timbrook

0:33:19.885 --> 0:33:23.365
<v Speaker 1>Taylor from the Goodies. We rode around fed Square in Melbourne.

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<v Speaker 1>Phil said to me, please don't crash, young man. We

0:33:27.285 --> 0:33:29.005
<v Speaker 1>had some really bad ones.

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<v Speaker 6>A few years ago.

0:33:30.285 --> 0:33:33.085
<v Speaker 1>What did he means was he kids can't ride a

0:33:33.205 --> 0:33:38.005
<v Speaker 1>tag though with one of the legendary Goodies that is.

0:33:38.605 --> 0:33:42.565
<v Speaker 1>That's one of my favorite ones so far. Christians on

0:33:42.565 --> 0:33:45.405
<v Speaker 1>the front mage Nose to nose, lying on the ground

0:33:45.445 --> 0:33:48.885
<v Speaker 1>with a local Greens counselor and a turtle. We had

0:33:48.925 --> 0:33:53.565
<v Speaker 1>built a turtle island in the Blue Mountains. I would

0:33:53.565 --> 0:33:55.165
<v Speaker 1>really have explain this if you could go no to

0:33:55.245 --> 0:33:59.245
<v Speaker 1>nose with the green counselor and the turtle. Get down there, guys,

0:33:59.325 --> 0:34:06.565
<v Speaker 1>really really lean in. Ah, these are fantastic. Let's get

0:34:06.565 --> 0:34:09.924
<v Speaker 1>an MJ. Now, morning MJ, Good morning gang.

0:34:10.005 --> 0:34:10.484
<v Speaker 7>How are you doing.

0:34:10.605 --> 0:34:13.165
<v Speaker 1>We're good, welcome to show, MJ. And why are you

0:34:13.245 --> 0:34:14.085
<v Speaker 1>in your local paper?

0:34:14.844 --> 0:34:17.845
<v Speaker 7>Well, it was obviously a much more innocent time. I

0:34:17.885 --> 0:34:20.485
<v Speaker 7>don't think you'd get away with it nowadays, but there's

0:34:20.525 --> 0:34:22.365
<v Speaker 7>a picture of us in the local paper. We'll have

0:34:22.605 --> 0:34:26.245
<v Speaker 7>our backs anyway, lined up at the urinal with the

0:34:26.565 --> 0:34:29.565
<v Speaker 7>Premier John Kaine at the time, and.

0:34:30.285 --> 0:34:33.205
<v Speaker 1>Anyone else nervous at this called Prince Andrew was visiting

0:34:33.405 --> 0:34:37.805
<v Speaker 1>and sorry that just form known as Prince.

0:34:38.445 --> 0:34:42.285
<v Speaker 7>No stage fright, But it was yeah, the opening of

0:34:42.365 --> 0:34:45.045
<v Speaker 7>a toilet block at the primary school and we all

0:34:45.365 --> 0:34:46.645
<v Speaker 7>lined up there and christened it.

0:34:47.485 --> 0:34:50.844
<v Speaker 1>This is incredible, This isn't This is a new front

0:34:50.885 --> 0:34:53.885
<v Speaker 1>runner for the best one, m J. The local toilet

0:34:53.925 --> 0:34:56.365
<v Speaker 1>block got opened, that gets in little paper. That's it

0:34:56.525 --> 0:35:05.885
<v Speaker 1>and it needs a photo op as well. The Premier, right,

0:35:05.925 --> 0:35:08.725
<v Speaker 1>it's got busy stuff to do. This is incredib all

0:35:08.805 --> 0:35:12.765
<v Speaker 1>scenes and you're right at different time. That's a scandal now,

0:35:13.845 --> 0:35:17.725
<v Speaker 1>Pat like that. That's someone that's someone resigning by the end.

0:35:17.605 --> 0:35:19.924
<v Speaker 5>Of the day, George, Michael.

0:35:22.485 --> 0:35:22.645
<v Speaker 3>M J.

0:35:22.885 --> 0:35:24.285
<v Speaker 1>Great story. Thank you for sharing.

0:35:24.965 --> 0:35:26.645
<v Speaker 7>No worries day.

0:35:26.845 --> 0:35:33.005
<v Speaker 1>Is George a man no longer? He offend himself? Those

0:35:33.245 --> 0:35:37.805
<v Speaker 1>LA police officers and traps for George. Don't you dare

0:35:37.885 --> 0:35:43.045
<v Speaker 1>say that great man's name in vain. Janelle, Good morning, Janelle.

0:35:43.405 --> 0:35:43.965
<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

0:35:44.005 --> 0:35:44.925
<v Speaker 10>How are you, Christian?

0:35:45.005 --> 0:35:47.405
<v Speaker 1>I'm good Janelle. Welcome to the show as well. Now, Janelle,

0:35:47.405 --> 0:35:49.765
<v Speaker 1>what's your story about? Make it into your local paper.

0:35:50.525 --> 0:35:54.045
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was in the Sydney Morning Ferald because I

0:35:54.165 --> 0:35:56.924
<v Speaker 2>was the first person to breakdown in the Sydney Harbor

0:35:56.965 --> 0:35:58.725
<v Speaker 2>Tunnel ten minutes after it opened.

0:36:01.205 --> 0:36:02.645
<v Speaker 1>What claim to fame.

0:36:04.125 --> 0:36:07.965
<v Speaker 10>My husband and I were in the car and we

0:36:08.085 --> 0:36:11.005
<v Speaker 10>ran out of fuel, run out of petrol. He driven

0:36:11.045 --> 0:36:14.845
<v Speaker 10>through a petrol station in my lovely old Kingslet and

0:36:15.645 --> 0:36:18.365
<v Speaker 10>we had our dog Arrow in the back seat, and

0:36:18.765 --> 0:36:22.685
<v Speaker 10>Arrow was the first dog to go through, first paying

0:36:22.845 --> 0:36:27.045
<v Speaker 10>customer at about three fifteen in the morning of the

0:36:27.085 --> 0:36:30.245
<v Speaker 10>Sydney Harbor tunneled back in August in ninety two.

0:36:30.765 --> 0:36:33.364
<v Speaker 1>This is incredible. So it's two first first person break

0:36:33.405 --> 0:36:36.365
<v Speaker 1>down and first dog to go through as well. That's it.

0:36:36.685 --> 0:36:39.444
<v Speaker 2>And it was funny because it was in column mate.

0:36:39.565 --> 0:36:42.924
<v Speaker 2>And when we got towed out, it was the tow

0:36:43.005 --> 0:36:47.365
<v Speaker 2>truck's birth the tow trucky's birthday that day, and he

0:36:47.645 --> 0:36:50.805
<v Speaker 2>was over the moon and we got towed to waterloo.

0:36:50.885 --> 0:36:52.844
<v Speaker 2>So in the paper it just said that we got

0:36:53.005 --> 0:36:55.365
<v Speaker 2>bowed to the loo to be a bribe.

0:36:59.245 --> 0:36:59.965
<v Speaker 1>What scenes.

0:37:02.125 --> 0:37:04.165
<v Speaker 2>I will say it was one of the highlights of

0:37:04.245 --> 0:37:06.925
<v Speaker 2>my life because it was like a party. This is

0:37:06.965 --> 0:37:09.805
<v Speaker 2>before children at about three ten in the morning on

0:37:09.885 --> 0:37:13.045
<v Speaker 2>the north side heading down into the tunnel, and I

0:37:13.165 --> 0:37:16.884
<v Speaker 2>was in about the first twenty people, and it got

0:37:16.925 --> 0:37:18.965
<v Speaker 2>around that it was going to open. So it was

0:37:19.045 --> 0:37:23.404
<v Speaker 2>kind of an exciting thing back when you're twenty twenty two.

0:37:23.645 --> 0:37:27.565
<v Speaker 1>An incredible story and it's immortalized forever in the local newspaper.

0:37:28.285 --> 0:37:31.365
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I've even got it on video, which I discovered.

0:37:32.325 --> 0:37:35.005
<v Speaker 1>Did you make it onto the news?

0:37:35.685 --> 0:37:35.725
<v Speaker 3>No?

0:37:35.965 --> 0:37:39.605
<v Speaker 2>No, we were videoing it. We had the video camera

0:37:39.765 --> 0:37:41.965
<v Speaker 2>with us, and I'd forgotten about this tape and I

0:37:42.005 --> 0:37:43.525
<v Speaker 2>had a transferred.

0:37:43.365 --> 0:37:47.725
<v Speaker 10>And here's my husband feeling about who should have put

0:37:47.765 --> 0:37:53.765
<v Speaker 10>the petrol? I were fitting up there and I remember going,

0:37:54.165 --> 0:37:55.325
<v Speaker 10>it's not in parks.

0:37:55.405 --> 0:37:56.205
<v Speaker 2>Should I put it in.

0:37:57.925 --> 0:37:59.765
<v Speaker 1>And this is all you two bickering is all caught

0:37:59.805 --> 0:38:00.805
<v Speaker 1>on camera on tape.

0:38:02.445 --> 0:38:04.405
<v Speaker 2>My husband was filming. I think he thought it was

0:38:04.525 --> 0:38:07.364
<v Speaker 2>hilarious that I was having this bit of a free cat.

0:38:07.485 --> 0:38:12.325
<v Speaker 1>Also, those those home sort of camcorders weused back in

0:38:12.365 --> 0:38:14.085
<v Speaker 1>when you I think you said in the nineties ninety

0:38:14.125 --> 0:38:16.205
<v Speaker 1>two that would have been a big a big camera

0:38:16.285 --> 0:38:16.645
<v Speaker 1>as well.

0:38:17.805 --> 0:38:22.525
<v Speaker 2>Ah, it wasn't too there, but yes they were petite,

0:38:22.605 --> 0:38:25.565
<v Speaker 2>that's for sure, not like without your mobile phone these days.

0:38:25.725 --> 0:38:28.445
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, brilliant story, Tonel.

0:38:28.565 --> 0:38:29.365
<v Speaker 2>That's my story.

0:38:29.565 --> 0:38:31.045
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that is a great story. I'm going to send

0:38:31.085 --> 0:38:33.445
<v Speaker 1>you two hundred and fifty dollars suspend at Chemist Warehouse.

0:38:33.525 --> 0:38:36.765
<v Speaker 1>Fantastic story. Thanks for sharing. Oh wow, thank you very

0:38:36.845 --> 0:38:39.205
<v Speaker 1>much and thanks welcome. Thanks forgiving the show ago in

0:38:39.285 --> 0:38:41.685
<v Speaker 1>Sydney as well. You know what we should talk to

0:38:41.805 --> 0:38:44.205
<v Speaker 1>me on the show about things that you've still got

0:38:44.325 --> 0:38:47.925
<v Speaker 1>on video cassette. Oh yeah, like that, I know obviously

0:38:48.005 --> 0:38:50.884
<v Speaker 1>something you know everyone that our video because we got

0:38:50.965 --> 0:38:53.085
<v Speaker 1>married in nineteen ninety eight, so we were given the

0:38:53.205 --> 0:38:55.485
<v Speaker 1>video of it and then we transferred to the DVD

0:38:55.605 --> 0:38:57.205
<v Speaker 1>and now it's a thumb drive and all that. But

0:38:57.565 --> 0:39:00.565
<v Speaker 1>some people still have video cassettes with things that are

0:39:00.605 --> 0:39:03.645
<v Speaker 1>still recording on there. I bet those old TV shows

0:39:04.205 --> 0:39:06.445
<v Speaker 1>that people have still got on video cassettes that they

0:39:06.525 --> 0:39:09.885
<v Speaker 1>don't want to. We still my wife still has a

0:39:10.485 --> 0:39:13.045
<v Speaker 1>video the video, actual video cassette of when she did

0:39:13.125 --> 0:39:16.365
<v Speaker 1>bungee jumping in nineteen ninety seven. Wow.

0:39:16.765 --> 0:39:18.565
<v Speaker 5>Yes, how many times you guys have been watching that one?

0:39:19.525 --> 0:39:20.405
<v Speaker 1>At too many times?

0:39:21.565 --> 0:39:24.085
<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:39:25.165 --> 0:39:28.085
<v Speaker 1>Christian was on page three of the local newspaper because

0:39:28.125 --> 0:39:32.165
<v Speaker 1>I married someone with the same surname. There's a headline

0:39:32.765 --> 0:39:38.925
<v Speaker 1>in breeding. No, not at all. What are the odds?

0:39:39.845 --> 0:39:40.045
<v Speaker 3>Is it?

0:39:40.245 --> 0:39:43.884
<v Speaker 1>What are the odds? Everyone in the wedding party also

0:39:43.965 --> 0:39:47.085
<v Speaker 1>had the same surname, of course, except for two in

0:39:47.165 --> 0:39:51.325
<v Speaker 1>both ours adds unnamed Joe gin fact. A lot of

0:39:51.325 --> 0:39:52.725
<v Speaker 1>the phrase gin fat by the way I think you,

0:39:53.085 --> 0:39:55.565
<v Speaker 1>I think you mean good fact, but gin fact is

0:39:55.605 --> 0:39:57.125
<v Speaker 1>great for us, like one. After a couple of gins,

0:39:57.205 --> 0:39:59.085
<v Speaker 1>she started coming up with the facts. We got maded

0:39:59.125 --> 0:40:02.125
<v Speaker 1>on the same day as Simon O'Donnell, the cricketer who

0:40:02.205 --> 0:40:07.005
<v Speaker 1>appeared on the same page, but a much smaller black

0:40:07.085 --> 0:40:11.445
<v Speaker 1>and white photo than our massive color pick and Colleena

0:40:11.525 --> 0:40:14.045
<v Speaker 1>sent me the evidence. She just send me a screenshot it.

0:40:14.565 --> 0:40:18.765
<v Speaker 1>He's got didny tiny photo. Yours is huge because someone's

0:40:18.805 --> 0:40:24.325
<v Speaker 1>married someone with the same hold the front page, Christian.

0:40:24.805 --> 0:40:29.245
<v Speaker 1>We were in our local newspaper for being average after

0:40:29.365 --> 0:40:32.365
<v Speaker 1>the census. We're putting the paper under the heading just

0:40:32.485 --> 0:40:37.485
<v Speaker 1>your average Joe's come. That's so cruel. We were a

0:40:37.605 --> 0:40:40.445
<v Speaker 1>married couple of forties with a mortgage, two kids, and

0:40:40.605 --> 0:40:45.364
<v Speaker 1>a golden Retriever. All my husband's mate started calling him

0:40:45.405 --> 0:40:48.805
<v Speaker 1>average Joe. No tomorrow on the show, how do you

0:40:48.845 --> 0:40:52.245
<v Speaker 1>get that nickname? Average? Jokes? He's reborn? Is he in

0:40:52.325 --> 0:40:54.205
<v Speaker 1>his forties? Do you think you're too old to get

0:40:54.245 --> 0:40:54.925
<v Speaker 1>a nickname? No?

0:40:55.485 --> 0:40:58.445
<v Speaker 5>Average show, There's actually nothing special about you at all.

0:41:00.045 --> 0:41:02.245
<v Speaker 1>You are bang on. Fact is a news story. How

0:41:02.325 --> 0:41:06.525
<v Speaker 1>average your averageness is of newsworthy consequence? Christian. I was

0:41:06.565 --> 0:41:10.805
<v Speaker 1>in the local paper introducing me as a directory grim.

0:41:11.565 --> 0:41:13.925
<v Speaker 5>Oh you'll get to know this. Buy some of you oldies,

0:41:14.325 --> 0:41:15.165
<v Speaker 5>don't you worry?

0:41:17.565 --> 0:41:20.325
<v Speaker 1>Christian. The cast of Neighbors came to the local library.

0:41:20.365 --> 0:41:22.645
<v Speaker 1>I worked in the eighties, so that was on the

0:41:22.725 --> 0:41:26.045
<v Speaker 1>front page, and there was all this pushing and screaming

0:41:26.165 --> 0:41:30.005
<v Speaker 1>from girls going why would they do like a I

0:41:30.085 --> 0:41:32.325
<v Speaker 1>think at the local life someone doing a research problem

0:41:32.365 --> 0:41:34.485
<v Speaker 1>and something. There's a photo shoot with the cast of

0:41:34.605 --> 0:41:38.085
<v Speaker 1>neighbors screaming fans and I love this one from Brook

0:41:38.125 --> 0:41:41.485
<v Speaker 1>Campbell Christian. My dad made it into local paper. But

0:41:41.605 --> 0:41:45.125
<v Speaker 1>because he got the last hole in one of the

0:41:45.285 --> 0:41:51.645
<v Speaker 1>Millennium at Ballona golf Course December nineteen ninety nine. There

0:41:51.765 --> 0:41:55.045
<v Speaker 1>was so much fear and interest about the countdown to

0:41:55.165 --> 0:41:57.525
<v Speaker 1>the millennium and the Millennium bug, when things were going

0:41:57.565 --> 0:41:59.685
<v Speaker 1>to drop out the skies and there was just so

0:41:59.805 --> 0:42:01.285
<v Speaker 1>much fear about the water. Do you remembers to call

0:42:01.325 --> 0:42:04.525
<v Speaker 1>the Y two K bar? Yeah, all that fear now.

0:42:05.845 --> 0:42:07.725
<v Speaker 1>Ten minutes ago we were chatting to a lady and

0:42:07.805 --> 0:42:09.245
<v Speaker 1>she was talking about how she was one of the

0:42:09.285 --> 0:42:12.205
<v Speaker 1>first people to drive in the tunnel under Sydney Harbor

0:42:12.325 --> 0:42:15.205
<v Speaker 1>and she broke down. But they were filming this trip

0:42:15.285 --> 0:42:17.485
<v Speaker 1>because it was the opening of the tunnel. And also

0:42:17.525 --> 0:42:20.365
<v Speaker 1>thinking about the things that you still own on video cassette,

0:42:20.565 --> 0:42:22.685
<v Speaker 1>whether or not you've even got a VCR or a

0:42:22.765 --> 0:42:24.965
<v Speaker 1>VHS recorder, you still got videotapes.

0:42:25.045 --> 0:42:28.005
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, my parents still have a VCR player at their home,

0:42:28.125 --> 0:42:29.805
<v Speaker 5>which I'm not sure if they use. But they've got

0:42:29.845 --> 0:42:32.805
<v Speaker 5>a big chest of VCRs of old videos and I

0:42:32.885 --> 0:42:35.165
<v Speaker 5>was going through it when I was back home. They

0:42:35.285 --> 0:42:38.605
<v Speaker 5>got their own home Blockbuster, Yes literally the last one.

0:42:38.685 --> 0:42:40.925
<v Speaker 1>You usually want to buy these things, right, People possible

0:42:41.085 --> 0:42:43.765
<v Speaker 1>used to have their own TV shows they recorded or

0:42:43.805 --> 0:42:48.245
<v Speaker 1>whatever inside fake leather covers to make it look like

0:42:48.285 --> 0:42:50.805
<v Speaker 1>they had a row of encyclopedias. And they just have

0:42:50.965 --> 0:42:55.925
<v Speaker 1>like an illegal copy of Rambo like leather and bossed

0:42:55.965 --> 0:42:57.364
<v Speaker 1>Encyclopedia Britannicas.

0:42:57.765 --> 0:42:58.765
<v Speaker 5>Oh you're so well rung.

0:42:58.845 --> 0:43:01.765
<v Speaker 1>Oh my, what a learned man. Let me just get

0:43:01.845 --> 0:43:03.884
<v Speaker 1>short circuited out Steve Gunberg's new one.

0:43:05.725 --> 0:43:07.725
<v Speaker 5>And I used to be obsessed with cricket. I was

0:43:07.765 --> 0:43:10.045
<v Speaker 5>a complete cricket uf as a kid, and I used

0:43:10.045 --> 0:43:12.725
<v Speaker 5>to tape entire days of Test match.

0:43:15.405 --> 0:43:17.484
<v Speaker 1>What forward winded to get to the interesting bits.

0:43:18.085 --> 0:43:20.765
<v Speaker 5>We still have the whole nineteen ninety nine India Versus

0:43:20.765 --> 0:43:27.005
<v Speaker 5>Australia series with all the old ads, all the old commentary.

0:43:28.445 --> 0:43:29.925
<v Speaker 1>I bet it's quite Have you ever played it back

0:43:29.965 --> 0:43:32.165
<v Speaker 1>in the last couple of years? No, I should, I should.

0:43:32.325 --> 0:43:34.765
<v Speaker 1>We got to get some of that audio. Yeah, commentary

0:43:34.885 --> 0:43:35.965
<v Speaker 1>was so different then.

0:43:36.245 --> 0:43:38.645
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, very different. If you stopped it for the ads.

0:43:38.685 --> 0:43:40.125
<v Speaker 5>Did you forget to stop it for the ads?

0:43:40.165 --> 0:43:44.125
<v Speaker 1>I would love to hear the adverts. Yes, Patsy, what

0:43:44.205 --> 0:43:45.765
<v Speaker 1>have you got you tropp me someone? You must have

0:43:45.885 --> 0:43:48.805
<v Speaker 1>some video cassettes, a whole cupboard for first news bulletins.

0:43:48.925 --> 0:43:51.325
<v Speaker 6>No, not first news bulletins. But I have got I

0:43:51.445 --> 0:43:52.925
<v Speaker 6>used to do in a previous life.

0:43:53.365 --> 0:43:53.685
<v Speaker 1>I was a.

0:43:53.685 --> 0:43:57.525
<v Speaker 6>Scottish Highland dancer and I have every.

0:43:57.485 --> 0:43:59.805
<v Speaker 1>Single my dad a really successful one. You want a

0:43:59.845 --> 0:44:00.405
<v Speaker 1>lot of title.

0:44:00.525 --> 0:44:04.205
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I was state champion, middleweight champion at one, double

0:44:04.285 --> 0:44:04.925
<v Speaker 5>champ and my.

0:44:05.085 --> 0:44:08.325
<v Speaker 6>Dad has every single competition that I danced. It from

0:44:08.365 --> 0:44:10.445
<v Speaker 6>a about the age of I don't know, eleven or

0:44:10.485 --> 0:44:12.205
<v Speaker 6>twelve right up to eighteen.

0:44:12.845 --> 0:44:14.205
<v Speaker 1>Did he have the video comany?

0:44:14.245 --> 0:44:14.884
<v Speaker 6>We had the video?

0:44:14.965 --> 0:44:18.245
<v Speaker 1>They were they were rare. It was nothing that everybody had.

0:44:18.325 --> 0:44:22.405
<v Speaker 5>It was very big, bulky, like a tank on his shoulder.

0:44:22.805 --> 0:44:24.725
<v Speaker 6>He'd be standing there behind the charge in he be

0:44:24.885 --> 0:44:27.165
<v Speaker 6>and we look back on it, and you know, my

0:44:27.365 --> 0:44:29.165
<v Speaker 6>teacher would go through it and what I was doing wrong,

0:44:29.245 --> 0:44:31.485
<v Speaker 6>what I could do better? And I've still got it,

0:44:32.045 --> 0:44:32.725
<v Speaker 6>still got it?

0:44:33.085 --> 0:44:34.844
<v Speaker 1>And can you hear your dad's voice on it? Because

0:44:34.885 --> 0:44:37.445
<v Speaker 1>sometimes you ever heard yourself back on those videos you recorded.

0:44:37.565 --> 0:44:41.485
<v Speaker 1>You said, oh my god, what is that breathy voice? Good?

0:44:41.925 --> 0:44:44.165
<v Speaker 1>I've got ones like sports days like who the hell?

0:44:44.605 --> 0:44:47.484
<v Speaker 1>Wait that's me? Who could listen to that guy the good?

0:44:48.045 --> 0:44:48.805
<v Speaker 1>And then say.

0:44:50.525 --> 0:44:51.685
<v Speaker 5>That wheezy.

0:44:54.285 --> 0:44:56.765
<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

0:44:57.685 --> 0:45:01.045
<v Speaker 1>What have you still got on video cassettes? This really

0:45:01.125 --> 0:45:03.245
<v Speaker 1>is going down memory lane? Christian. Thirty years ago, my

0:45:03.365 --> 0:45:05.365
<v Speaker 1>nan and popped at me to a as a baby

0:45:05.445 --> 0:45:09.405
<v Speaker 1>too movie world on the Gold Coast when Pop recorded

0:45:09.485 --> 0:45:12.404
<v Speaker 1>a green screen video of himself flying through the sky

0:45:12.725 --> 0:45:15.525
<v Speaker 1>dressed as Superman. What a legend. It was set to

0:45:15.605 --> 0:45:17.805
<v Speaker 1>the main Superman theme and there's a moment where he

0:45:17.845 --> 0:45:21.085
<v Speaker 1>looks a waves directly to me off camera. The theme

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<v Speaker 1>chods the theme song just now brings a wave of emotion.

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<v Speaker 1>Nostalgia makes me call Pop every single time. What a

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<v Speaker 1>great memory story. I love that. Good Morning, Christiana's Carmen.

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<v Speaker 1>Here I have on video tape of me and a

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<v Speaker 1>friend on Hey Hey, it's Saturday. It's hidden away because

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<v Speaker 1>it's so embarrassed and my kids have never even seen it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm leaving it in my will. They can play it

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<v Speaker 1>at the funeral wake. Until then, you're not saying that

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<v Speaker 1>what happened on that, Carmen, Well, we know what happened

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<v Speaker 1>on some of the a very different time. Any who, Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>we are rather the police actually want that video, because Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>we still for My husband appeared on The Early Bird

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<v Speaker 1>Show in the many eighties. He's on VHS. He was

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<v Speaker 1>competing in the remote control car competition and came second.

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<v Speaker 1>He cracked it on national TV. On our second date,

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<v Speaker 1>he sat me down and made me watch the footage

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<v Speaker 1>counting the lapse he made with his remote control car,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to prove to me he was the rightful winner.

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<v Speaker 1>We still have to watch the footage every now and then.

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<v Speaker 1>He sit, says, shaking his head, still very upset at

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<v Speaker 1>the injustice. Was a third date after that, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great. We must talk about strange dates this week

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<v Speaker 1>on the show, because that's an incredible second date. And

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<v Speaker 1>what can you not move on from Early Bird Show?

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine that seeing yourself just young you cracking it on TV.

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<v Speaker 1>It's TV show. And also just that the remote control

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<v Speaker 1>car competition. Note to show producers, let's bring that back

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<v Speaker 1>this year the f one. We get a hold of tickets. Christian,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got the final race of the amazing nineteen eighty

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<v Speaker 1>three America's Cup race on VHS. Classic core memory of

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<v Speaker 1>being woken up in the middle of the night by

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<v Speaker 1>my dad cheering as we got ahead on the final

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<v Speaker 1>turn and stit started that final tacking race. That comes

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<v Speaker 1>from Tinya Kristiana, I've got five video.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was me.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a really old school ring as ye, it's to

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<v Speaker 6>the boss.

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<v Speaker 1>She'm trying to call me all year.

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<v Speaker 3>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian, it's Brad, Hello, Brad, It's bb guys, It's Brad.

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<v Speaker 1>Bishop the Bishop, so are logged on, Christian, I have

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<v Speaker 1>grainy footage of Sarah ferguson Easy and Prince the Musician

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<v Speaker 1>not the Formal Royal in the bowels of Sydney Airport,

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<v Speaker 1>trying to evade paparazzi. Why were they together or just

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<v Speaker 1>arrived at the same time, Christian, I still have Shiny

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<v Speaker 1>and Scott wedding from Babies on VHS. I reckon there's

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<v Speaker 1>a few of those around the country. Action around on

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<v Speaker 1>that comes from ozark Oh good Man. Christian have the

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney Olympics opening and closing ceremonies. Queen Mary of Dunmark's

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<v Speaker 1>wedding and the last two times Essendon won a Grand

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<v Speaker 1>Final Brackets depressing Christian listened to the show. Maybe go

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<v Speaker 1>and look in that draw where all the video cassettes

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<v Speaker 1>are to see the random things who've still got in

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<v Speaker 1>there that haven't actually parted with time for today's time

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<v Speaker 1>Waster Boomer Movies Generational Week This week on the Time

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<v Speaker 1>Waster Gold class group passed for you and three mates.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, you know what the old boomer winners are

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<v Speaker 1>Love Withering Heights. That was a Da Vinci code of

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<v Speaker 1>their day, bron tea that you're ruined this now. Baby

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<v Speaker 1>Boomers are generally defined as people born between nineteen forty

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<v Speaker 1>six and nineteen sixty four.

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<v Speaker 5>Target audience looking at me, I was looking at you.

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<v Speaker 6>No, I am not a boomer.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the first soldier to hit the spunker of

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<v Speaker 1>it took him out one punch.

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<v Speaker 6>Wrong decade.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry it was before that, weren't you, great bull War.

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<v Speaker 1>Baby Boomers make up twenty five percent of Australia's population

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<v Speaker 1>but hold over fifty percent of the nation's well water.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, all right, so boomer movies. We all love

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<v Speaker 1>The great Jeha Butler movie Olympus has fallen. Sadly, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Olympus has fallen and can't get up silver many star

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<v Speaker 1>at Oats keeps them, gives them regular in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>One for Patsy Hot Flash Dance.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah that is gold Ria.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you got boomer movies?

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<v Speaker 5>Look who's talking to the manager now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's a gold plus one for you.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian burn after reading.

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<v Speaker 1>Glasses actually got dumb tape on them holding together. I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually just put my appointment during the news to spectators

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<v Speaker 1>at three o'clock today an emergency session. What else you've

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<v Speaker 1>got their boomer movies?

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<v Speaker 5>When Harry met Siri, I love using Siri.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey Siri, Wow, it's not a bad stand up Hackey comics. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I just know Tina just looked to the floor. You

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<v Speaker 1>went to look at producer Tina. Never look into his

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<v Speaker 1>eyes when he's dying like that, flapping around. Spirit of

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<v Speaker 1>Jack Posters came back too soon, hash tag too.

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<v Speaker 5>Soon and end strong. Now we need to talk about Karen.

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<v Speaker 5>We need to talk about Kevin. We need to talk

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<v Speaker 5>about Karen. Karen's that's actually really good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good.

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<v Speaker 3>Bron The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the Christian O'Connell's show all the way. If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to know who would call me, it's actually was

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<v Speaker 1>actually Specsavors. I did seriously book my appointment to go

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<v Speaker 1>back there. I've got a horrible female checked my name

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<v Speaker 1>when they realize old man's coming in because I was

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<v Speaker 1>in there about months ago for sitting on a pair

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<v Speaker 1>of glasses and breaking them. I'm now back with another

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<v Speaker 1>pair of broken classes. I might see my wife. Can

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<v Speaker 1>just go in there? I can't. I can't go back,

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<v Speaker 1>can't face them, can't face them. All right, we're looking

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<v Speaker 1>for your Boomer movies. Sit down the time Waster Irene

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, the texting and very funny one about

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<v Speaker 1>a series and unfortunate can't read out. Don't people getting

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<v Speaker 1>confused that we're rewarding jokes about casual racism. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>very very very very clever. That is a gold plus.

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<v Speaker 1>The rest of you are going, what that bloody hell?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you not? Then? All right? Boomer movies? Did they

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<v Speaker 1>put a man on the moon?

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<v Speaker 3>Gold?

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<v Speaker 1>I am sam as in a talk about radio. Very clever,

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<v Speaker 1>Cash is King Kong, Silver Cassette Blanca got today? That's

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<v Speaker 1>very good. What I'm Ross, Peter Bedpan Silver, not Jerry Maguire.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry needs to retire.

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<v Speaker 5>That's very clever.

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<v Speaker 1>Gold Apricot, Chicken.

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<v Speaker 5>Run Love, Moms and dads love.

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<v Speaker 1>An Aprico and Danny with an eye Christian. My dad

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<v Speaker 1>is driving, but he's asked me to send this to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten things I hate about bite lanes. I hate a

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<v Speaker 1>bike lane. What's every other show and talk back about

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<v Speaker 1>the new bike lanes? Viva Volvo not Venetta. You still

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<v Speaker 1>got yours? You just said it still rip off one

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<v Speaker 1>kettle after another, not one battle after one kettle after another.

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<v Speaker 1>Silver plat showing word and a few good menopause Silver listen. Impossible,

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<v Speaker 1>It's not Michigan impossible. What did he say? Go Worlder

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<v Speaker 1>Michael Rodwell, cloudy with a chance of mumbling Silver back

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<v Speaker 1>in my day, the Jackal, that's what I don't care.

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<v Speaker 1>A caravan named Otto Silver Mitchell, that's very good, Mad

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<v Speaker 1>Max Feary, the bloody Roadworks Council, Sir Donald Darko, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know Magic Mike twelve seven eight a gold, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Paula and Jaco unchained gold as well. All right, then,

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<v Speaker 1>who is the winner today?

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<v Speaker 5>They were all brilliant, but Michael would listen.

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<v Speaker 1>Impossible, Yeah, brilliant on Michael rod Well, word on your

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<v Speaker 1>Today's winning You and three mates off to goldcast on us.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. We're back tomorrow. We had to

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<v Speaker 1>move on. We just did it in the last half

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<v Speaker 1>an hour show. There's still lots of amazing stories about

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<v Speaker 1>what you still own on video cassette. You can still

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<v Speaker 1>text USh four seventy five three one oh four three.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much. Sure your stories great stuff today.

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<v Speaker 1>We're back tomorrow. Take care.

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