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Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: But when you're in a rash joined by Nate Valvo

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Speaker 2: right now now you can you can catch Nate's last

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Speaker 2: two shows in Melbourn at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. But

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Speaker 2: I think we just have to. I mean, this is

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Speaker 2: some of the worst timing in the world. You obviously

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Speaker 2: you obviously a comedian, saner comedian. You've been dying for

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Speaker 2: a fully fledged run at the Melbourne Comedy Festival. Haven't

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Speaker 2: ever been able to perform for a very long time

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Speaker 2: comedy festival comes round. You get I'm not laughing, but

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Speaker 2: yes you are.

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Speaker 3: I heard it. I heard the giggle.

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Speaker 2: You get COVID, you get COVID. So you haven't been

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Speaker 2: able to perform any of your comedy festival shows. And then,

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Speaker 2: I mean the real Sultan. The wound thing for me, mate,

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Speaker 2: is that we find out that today isolation ends as well.

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Speaker 3: It's actually it's punishment because I have how arrogant I was.

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Speaker 3: I didn't get it a lot of those people, the

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Speaker 3: swagger in my step. Two and a half years of

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Speaker 3: no cove. I was like, and you know what, I

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Speaker 3: judged you if you got it. I was like, well

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Speaker 3: you're an idiot, you're not as good as me, And

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Speaker 3: there we go.

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Speaker 4: Do you know who the copper or the night? The

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Speaker 4: night where you got it?

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Speaker 3: Look, I don't know if you've ever been to any

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Speaker 3: of my shows, but I open mouth kissed hundreds of people.

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Speaker 3: It's a very personal way of saying thank you for

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Speaker 3: coming to my I actually line everyone up on the

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Speaker 3: way out, and it's just because I'm half Italian and

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Speaker 3: what we do.

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Speaker 4: It's a great way to sell tickets for this weekend

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Speaker 4: for a man who's just had COVID.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who knows.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty far.

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Speaker 3: I'm sure everyone's listening to your show right now. People

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Speaker 3: that have had it. You try and do a little

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Speaker 3: little CSI COVID on your little week you try and

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Speaker 3: figure out who it was. Yeah, yeah, you know who knows.

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Speaker 3: But still good. We're all good to go out here, mate?

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Speaker 2: All right? Great, Well you can still see Nave. He's

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Speaker 2: got two more shows in Melbourne and then he's can

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Speaker 2: be doing Sydney and Brisbane. So Nate Valvo dot com

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Speaker 2: if you want to get tickets Beyonce Nath has your boyfriend?

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Speaker 1: Has your boyfriend got he did not?

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Speaker 3: He has so far so good. We did that. We

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Speaker 3: pulled the lever of the pretending we've had a domestic

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Speaker 3: argument and we hate each other. So we've just been

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Speaker 3: at different ends of the house, separate bare druids.

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Speaker 2: And has it been has it been damaging? Have you

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Speaker 2: been like tempted to sneak out for a conjugal visit

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Speaker 2: or something like that?

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Speaker 3: To be fair, we've been separated all week and it's

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Speaker 3: the happiest I've ever seen eight years. So I don't

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Speaker 3: know what that says.

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Speaker 4: Do you send pictures to each other? Sorry, too personal question,

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Speaker 4: but if you're in different rooms, yeah, you maintain intimacy

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Speaker 4: with there some nudes being sent.

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Speaker 3: This is why I don't send nudes because back in

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Speaker 3: the day, when I used to travel a lot, we

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Speaker 3: were we would use the WhatsApp communication. You know, you

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Speaker 3: don't want to clog up your phone memory. So then

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Speaker 3: parents and aunties and uncles come along and start all

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Speaker 3: these family WhatsApp groups, which happened to a lot of

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Speaker 3: us a couple of years ago. And so now when

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Speaker 3: I open my WhatsApp, if I make a millimeter of

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Speaker 3: a mistake, that pick is going to a family WhatsApp

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Speaker 3: group message resisting people in it. Yeah, so we've stopped

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Speaker 3: out of safety.

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Speaker 4: That's smart. That's what I sent notes to my dermatologist

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Speaker 4: once I think you appreciated them, I mean.

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Speaker 3: Did he give you did he say well we can

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Speaker 3: fix that.

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Speaker 4: No, he just managed to spot a mole on my appendage,

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Speaker 4: which means he pinched and zooms, which.

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Speaker 3: I've heard. I've heard that about you.

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Speaker 2: It's getting around, is it. He's got two more shows

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Speaker 2: in Melbourne, he's in Sydney and he's in Brisbane though,

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Speaker 2: so i'f you got to go and see Nath Valvau

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Speaker 2: dot com or just stick around. We've got more with

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Speaker 2: Nath right up next. Comedy is back in this country.

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Speaker 2: Go and see a show. Guys. If you're in Melbourne,

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Speaker 2: you've got the rest of the weekend to hit the

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Speaker 2: Comedy Festival, the Sydney Comedy Festival that's coming up as well,

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Speaker 2: and Brisbane. You can see some of the best talents

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Speaker 2: in the country. And one of the best is Nith

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Speaker 2: Valvo who joins us on the phone right now. Now, Naith, Naith,

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Speaker 2: you can go and see na Naith Valvou dot com.

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Speaker 2: But Nath, I've heard in your show there's a big

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Speaker 2: bit about or you wanted to be a film star

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Speaker 2: and then the closest you get to it is a

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Speaker 2: bit part on a soap show? Can you explain that

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Speaker 2: to Well?

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Speaker 3: The word you're looking for is inspiration and I am

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Speaker 3: an inspiration for millions of people across the world. And

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Speaker 3: basically the show. You will leave very enlightened when you

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Speaker 3: come to my show because I figured out the secret

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Speaker 3: to happiness. Who doesn't want to be happy?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: The secret to happiness, my friends, is to lower your expectation.

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Speaker 3: So do I want to be a movie star? Yes?

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Speaker 3: Am I one?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Did I play unconscious hospital patient once on an episode

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Speaker 3: of Neighbors? Yes? Your expectations?

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Speaker 4: Did you ever find out your character's backstory? You know

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Speaker 4: why he was unconscious?

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Speaker 3: Name? When you're a background artist is what we call it.

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Speaker 3: If you have an arts degree, you don't know who

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Speaker 3: you're going to be to the day you arrive on

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Speaker 3: the stets drive out to the interu Nuanna Wadding set

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Speaker 3: here in Melbourne. Your Melbourne listeners will know Wobby's world,

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Speaker 3: our past, Wobby's world, and the director lined you up

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Speaker 3: and they just like cast you there on the so

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Speaker 3: it's like, you know, might.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, he got one look at you and goes perfect

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Speaker 4: unconscious hospital that looks so sick?

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Speaker 3: He said, can you lie down and close your eyes

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Speaker 3: for a minute? And I said anything for the part? No,

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Speaker 3: I'm kidding. So I didn't know to the day I

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Speaker 3: got to and I got to do a scene by

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Speaker 3: the way with toadfish Rebecca, Wow, the one, And I

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Speaker 3: know what you're thinking. You're thinking, did nathe track down

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Speaker 3: the footage of this scene from ten years ago? While

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Speaker 3: you'll have to come see my show to find out.

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Speaker 1: Wow?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 4: But we're just saying, I mean the toad fish. You

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Speaker 4: just brought him up there? Would he be someone who's

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Speaker 4: an inspiration to you? Given the heights?

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Speaker 3: Who isn't a toad fish and inspiration for But when

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Speaker 3: you hear those rumors about when people are background artists

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Speaker 3: you get told that you allowed to speak to the actors,

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Speaker 3: It's really true. I can arrive on the set and

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Speaker 3: you're told you allowed to speak to them. You've got

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Speaker 3: to go and eat from a different table. Wow, it's

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Speaker 3: all like it. But then you get there and they're

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Speaker 3: like the nicest people ever, and all they want.

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Speaker 4: To do is ut Oh, that's lovely, I have a

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Speaker 4: chin wag with Harold?

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Speaker 2: Why not?

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Speaker 4: Well, no, if this might excite your mate, so definitely a.

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Speaker 1: Chin wag with Harold.

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Speaker 2: I mean there's a few of them were like.

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Speaker 1: Tins wagging with Harold.

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Speaker 4: This might this might excite you mate. We did know

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Speaker 4: that you were a huge fan of the Toadfish, We

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Speaker 4: knew that you had a background part on Neighbors and

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Speaker 4: we actually have a voice message from the man himself,

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Speaker 4: Ryan Maloney, the Toadfish Rebeccy here it is made no way?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, we got it, mate, get a nakeds Ryan

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Speaker 1: Maloney's totally from Neighbors here. I heard you talk about

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Speaker 1: that infamous scene. Let's look at you into stardom make

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Speaker 1: I'm glad that one of us from as it's but

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it was good buddy. Hopefully you know you

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Speaker 1: can't catch COVID again, which is great, and you won't

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Speaker 1: end up, you know, back in hospital.

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Speaker 3: Better luck for the rest of you.

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Speaker 1: To a buddy, how about that no way that it

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Speaker 1: was legit?

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Speaker 3: Do I want of you pretending to be total no man?

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Speaker 3: This is this has hit me, This has hit me

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Speaker 3: in the heart in a good way.

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Speaker 1: I can hear you. I can hear it, mate, I

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Speaker 1: can hear that.

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Speaker 3: I haven't seen or touched the human being in ten days.

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Speaker 3: This is good stuff, good stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Happy. He was planning on coming on, but then when

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Speaker 2: he found out you were just an extra, he was like,

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Speaker 2: I'll do.

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Speaker 3: I mean, hey, Tosh, if you're listening, I can give

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Speaker 3: you a free tickets to my show. I don't know

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Speaker 3: how much they pay you on neighbors, but I'll give

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Speaker 3: you a comp I'll put you on the door.

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Speaker 4: All right, we'll pass it on.

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Speaker 2: Valvo has got two more shows at the Melvin Comedy

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Speaker 2: Festival Valvo dot com. If you want to go and

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Speaker 2: see him this weekend. He is out of ice, so

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Speaker 2: go and get around the man. The biggest missed that

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Speaker 2: a whole festival because of COVID. Get around him, Nate

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Speaker 2: Valvau dot com or Sydney and Brisbane. He's going to

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Speaker 2: be there guys all throughout the following the coming weeks.

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Speaker 2: Thanks so much for joining us, Nave, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: That was beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Always always a pleasure, mate.

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Speaker 2: Gear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to