Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive? I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 3: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 3: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 3: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 1: No, you know, I had it in the car on
Speaker 1: the way home and I didn't have a spood, so
Speaker 1: I was like an hour a dillo trying to get
Speaker 1: ants out of a hole. Bless yourself for the rude
Speaker 1: shocks of young adults. Food bean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 1: Get me thinking about the right person. Goodness? May is
Speaker 1: just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name
Speaker 4: in the opener this season.
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell kooskiing down the door.
Speaker 1: Welcome season four.
Speaker 3: Oh, I love it, We're back.
Speaker 1: We're back.
Speaker 3: I have awaken never How was your summer?
Speaker 1: Almost died? I know fifteen kilos?
Speaker 3: Did you gain weight?
Speaker 1: I think I'm not counting anymore.
Speaker 3: But I just assume I definitely gained weight, but it
Speaker 3: wasn't from COVID, just from.
Speaker 1: Just from living a life.
Speaker 3: Yeah pretty much.
Speaker 1: Well, grate your hair has grown out and you've been
Speaker 1: back home to Bogan Gate.
Speaker 3: I was you know what actually is partially well, this
Speaker 3: is what I'm blaming the Christmas kilos one quitting the vapes.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm not going to say that. I'm completely
Speaker 3: offer might have a cheeky social vap occasionally, but day
Speaker 3: to day I'm not doing one year. You can vouch
Speaker 3: that when we did this podcast, i'd like term a
Speaker 3: mic off, have a quick vape between sentence. It's not
Speaker 3: that anymore.
Speaker 1: It was really grim that mic was off more than
Speaker 1: it was on towards the end, and it smelled like
Speaker 1: the big banana in here because that all you'd smoke
Speaker 1: is banana vape.
Speaker 3: I'm still craving and don't talk about the flavor bananas
Speaker 3: might go to.
Speaker 1: Well, we might get the smell back up because price
Speaker 1: kiper Genner is back for season four and she's now
Speaker 1: taken on vaping.
Speaker 3: Have you, Jenna, No, you have there. That's always my advice.
Speaker 4: Don't go I do not want to be addicted.
Speaker 3: Like John Law says, it'll be young and stupid.
Speaker 1: How could that new open? And well done? Mitchell putting
Speaker 1: that together was audio guy. Oh yeah, Chris, audio Chris,
Speaker 1: well done. But welcome back to the show, Jenna.
Speaker 3: Thank you now, Jenna. We did actually make her New
Speaker 3: Year's resolution come true, didn't we? We took her l plating.
Speaker 3: It happened and we survived. My car lived to tell
Speaker 3: the title. We'll play that later. How that went?
Speaker 1: That was on the weekend ed. We actually took her driving.
Speaker 1: We also took her through drive through, which is a
Speaker 1: real like couple hours in tests. You don't do that
Speaker 1: on your first driving test, but she did.
Speaker 3: Your first drive through what a mile stone. Don't tell
Speaker 3: me you hadn't actually been through a drive through before that.
Speaker 3: That was the first one. I love it drive through Cherry.
Speaker 1: We'll play that later on Also our contracept you Divephram.
Speaker 1: Sam's here. He's back for season four.
Speaker 3: Hello, oh hi, hello, honey, Hello.
Speaker 1: So sexy Sam. Everyone's always horny for Sam, and you
Speaker 1: don't help by speaking like I could.
Speaker 5: Go more breath if you want.
Speaker 1: No, it's fine.
Speaker 3: Sounding sexy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's going on? With your voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, still very I had laryngitis, which is like worn
Speaker 3: out vocal cords, which makes no sense because I wasn't
Speaker 3: doing any podcasting. Yeah, I've got two and I can
Speaker 3: manage to talk. But when I'm not doing them, I
Speaker 3: managed to wear at my vocal cords.
Speaker 1: Weird it was your off season, Yeah it.
Speaker 3: Was, it was. But my voice is mostly back.
Speaker 1: No, it's still teach It's quite what it was. I
Speaker 1: can notice it.
Speaker 3: Maybe this is just weird sound right now.
Speaker 1: Imagine if you end up having a deeper voice than
Speaker 1: me and Jenna.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, imagine if it was it's puberty all along,
Speaker 3: like it just took its time.
Speaker 1: Finally, listen, it's going to be a great show. I
Speaker 1: think we're doing a TikTok school later on.
Speaker 3: Oh, we definitely are. I love to show you other
Speaker 3: people's ideas and just rip them off.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 3: We can just not do work. But it's a copy
Speaker 3: other people.
Speaker 1: Got me through the hs IT or get me through
Speaker 1: this show, also.
Speaker 3: Saying as we're back for the new year, we need
Speaker 3: to have a bit of a staff meeting later.
Speaker 1: Oh you're calling one this early?
Speaker 3: Yes, I need I need input from all of you. Okay, well,
Speaker 3: have a staff meeting a bit later. Very exciting.
Speaker 1: I think I feel very refreshed. You'll see on the
Speaker 1: social we have new screens behind us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're feeling refreshed. Are you actually feeling refreshed? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 1: I started in a new radio show as well, So
Speaker 1: I think that is why. Really we started a bit
Speaker 1: later because there was a lot happening at the start
Speaker 1: of the year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, for all of us. It was so weird. And
Speaker 3: I was driving back from bugging Gate into Sydney and
Speaker 3: it was like seven thirty and I heard Mitch on
Speaker 3: the radio when the sun was still up. I know
Speaker 3: he's no longer doing the graveyard shift. Can you believe
Speaker 3: prime time?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 1: And they said do you want three more million? I said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I'm fine with the ten that you
Speaker 1: already give me. So I said, no, that is so,
Speaker 1: that's so nice?
Speaker 2: Is nice?
Speaker 1: We gave it to Oxfam.
Speaker 3: How long? How long were you doing the ten to
Speaker 3: midnight graveyard shift before that? How many years?
Speaker 1: Three? Three doesn't feel like three.
Speaker 3: So we're starting to feel like, oh, I've been in
Speaker 3: this same job. I need some sort of progression here. Oh,
Speaker 3: so it's the promotion, isn't it.
Speaker 1: It is a promotion. I thank you very much thinking
Speaker 1: and you know what good example to the young ones
Speaker 1: out there. And this is a good advice for Mitchell Coombs.
Speaker 1: If you don't ask, you don't get.
Speaker 3: Oh did you just go and ask?
Speaker 1: Yes? So I had something came in from another netw
Speaker 1: So I use the leverage that I had. Use your leverage, kids,
Speaker 1: no matter where it is. If you've got cheaper grapes
Speaker 1: at all Worths, price check it, you know, take it
Speaker 1: to Cole's and go. I can get these a dollar cheaper.
Speaker 3: You don't get anything, that's right.
Speaker 1: You should just call the dentist and ask for braces,
Speaker 1: even though you don't need them. So I'm actually.
Speaker 3: Thinking of getting braces. Why because I was meant to
Speaker 3: get them as a kid, but mum and dad never
Speaker 3: got it. It was kind of like Sam was telling
Speaker 3: me the other day. He was in the same boat.
Speaker 3: They were like, he could get them, he doesn't need them,
Speaker 3: so your parents don't fork out the money. But now
Speaker 3: I'm like, now I've got my own dosh, maybe I
Speaker 3: should do it.
Speaker 1: Can you show me your teeth? Give us a smile?
Speaker 1: They're very straight.
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe I've got to make them crooked. I don't
Speaker 3: want to anything straight about me.
Speaker 1: I'll punch you in you know, I think Sam, you
Speaker 1: both have teeth that define character. Nothing worse than seeing
Speaker 1: generic teeth. People go on reality shoes like maps, and
Speaker 1: then they come out and they all have a dentist
Speaker 1: deal and it looks like they've got a piece of
Speaker 1: a four paper stuck to their teeth.
Speaker 3: Are going to do a dentist deal and go crazy
Speaker 3: with the whitening and just you know, get them a
Speaker 3: bit straight into something, you know, beautiful the way you are. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I actually just realized it wasn't Sam. I had that
Speaker 3: conversation with the other day, so he couldn't back me
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 1: It was nodding a lot.
Speaker 2: I knew it was.
Speaker 3: Someone probably I don't listen half the time. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was another friend of mine. He was saying that, Yeah,
Speaker 3: if your dentist tells you, oh, they absolutely need them,
Speaker 3: your parents will buy them. But if they say yeah,
Speaker 3: they could deal with them, but they might be fine.
Speaker 3: They won't fucking think.
Speaker 1: All right, well, Mitch's brace's journey. Maybe you'll get a sponsor.
Speaker 3: Do you guys judge me? If I came in and
Speaker 3: I could barely talk with Hi, guys, that sounds bear
Speaker 3: with me for a few months.
Speaker 4: I would you to do it now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, now it's time with gyms. Which why are you
Speaker 1: expanding your space alive on the show? I just had
Speaker 1: to do that with an Alan key. Did to put
Speaker 1: it in the top of my mouth and.
Speaker 4: Expand to do that as well?
Speaker 6: Did you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You did that for fun and pleasure. Yeah, well, like
Speaker 1: your teeth are very straight, like give me a space
Speaker 1: put it in my mouth.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I have to do it when
Speaker 3: I'm young because it'll look really weird if I'm any
Speaker 3: older and I've got those elastic bands, like the fluoro
Speaker 3: green things in my teeth. Between each brace.
Speaker 4: You get colored ones.
Speaker 3: I haven't thought about it, Jenna.
Speaker 1: What about that girl in school when she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: getting bracests, but don't worry, they're clear, they're clear, And
Speaker 1: then she comes in and she's just got like yellow
Speaker 1: plate on her teeth. Like clear braces are worse than
Speaker 1: normal braces I had with me.
Speaker 3: I was thinking of getting white ones, but apparently if
Speaker 3: you get white braces, it just draws attention to how
Speaker 3: white your teeth. Aren't like it makes your teeth look
Speaker 3: yellow if you've got white braces and it doesn't help
Speaker 3: that our main color is bright bright yellow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bring out.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should get engenbraces.
Speaker 1: Oh imagine, get a QR code on each for separate
Speaker 1: season one, season season?
Speaker 3: Something that is great?
Speaker 1: Should we start?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get into it.
Speaker 1: We counting episodes anymore? Should we start back to one?
Speaker 1: What the fuck are we? Well?
Speaker 3: It's episode ninety five.
Speaker 1: What a great place to start the year I was born?
Speaker 1: If it is your first time listening, we start the
Speaker 1: show the same way every week, with two gems. Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Something we've noticed? Something we hate or appreciate?
Speaker 1: Mitch can go first? I go first. Neither of us
Speaker 1: know what we're about to talk about. You hear it live?
Speaker 1: As do we? Should we begin?
Speaker 3: Sure, let's do it. Who wants to go first?
Speaker 1: Ladies first?
Speaker 3: Fuck you?
Speaker 1: Yeah? First? Did you remember season four?
Speaker 3: Let's go?
Speaker 7: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Do you quit reading?
Speaker 1: Have I? Or would I?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: I have I quit? I quit reading? Wow, I've made
Speaker 3: peace with the fact I'm never going to read another
Speaker 3: book in my life. It's not going to happen.
Speaker 1: When was the last time you read a full book.
Speaker 3: Oh god it we'd be going back years. I literally
Speaker 3: don't remember, but I had that. Do you have that
Speaker 3: pile of books at home where you're like, I'll get
Speaker 3: to that one day, and I'm on holidays or something.
Speaker 1: I buy so many books.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the hope of reading them, never reading yea, after
Speaker 3: about three or four years of me piling up books
Speaker 3: and never reading them, I honestly.
Speaker 4: I honestly can't picture you reading a book. It's never cross.
Speaker 1: Savvy, like you listen to an audiobook.
Speaker 3: I have discovered the audiobook from them because you can multitask.
Speaker 3: Whenever I actually fit to read a book, my ADHD
Speaker 3: brain is like looking for paragraphs that I can skip.
Speaker 3: I can skip that, I'll skip that bit, and so
Speaker 3: I end up reading this jointed version of the book anyway.
Speaker 3: And you now over in your years, you see all
Speaker 3: those things on Instagram being like how to live your
Speaker 3: best life, drink more water, read.
Speaker 1: Books, go for water.
Speaker 3: I'm like, journal, I'll just accept it. I'm never gonna
Speaker 3: bloody read books. I'm over it. I've started getting audio
Speaker 3: book versions of books I physically own because I'm like,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to read it. Double that I am
Speaker 3: still curious enough to consume them.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you've made the call because I remember clinging
Speaker 1: on to hope that I would be a book guy,
Speaker 1: and I asked for a kindle one Christmas. I was
Speaker 1: probably eighteen, but I didn't.
Speaker 3: Really understand what kindles are.
Speaker 1: It's such a fucking waste of time you've got on
Speaker 1: your iPhone. All it is is a glorified iPad that
Speaker 1: is in black and white, so you don't you lose
Speaker 1: all the color, and it's it's just terrible that you
Speaker 1: still have like the effective turning a page. You don't
Speaker 1: hit next. You actually have to like swipe like it's
Speaker 1: a book. Dumb.
Speaker 3: It's dumb, but you can't do anything else with it.
Speaker 1: No, you can't plug headphones get an iPad, yes exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah.
Speaker 3: But the weird thing was this Christmas just gone. I
Speaker 3: saw something the other day. Apparently because way more people
Speaker 3: online shopping now, a Staia posts had their most amount
Speaker 3: of parcels to deliver. Ever, it's like their new record.
Speaker 3: It was fifty two million. That's how many they ended
Speaker 3: up doing in a year. Yeah, well, over the December
Speaker 3: period they ended up saying, yeah, they did fifty two
Speaker 3: million parcels and that's the most ever and the most
Speaker 3: popular item out of all the bloody parcels being sold
Speaker 3: over Christmas was books up from last year. And I'm like,
Speaker 3: I thought we all gave up on reading or was
Speaker 3: that just me? I thought we all just stopped.
Speaker 1: Reading as a society. We have a yeah, and books
Speaker 1: feel like the last old timey thing that we're holding
Speaker 1: on to, like we still don't churn our milk to make.
Speaker 3: Butter coming from a radio when outside.
Speaker 1: Yeah, true, Oh my god, that really cut to you. Actually,
Speaker 1: Oh well, congrats on the on the new no brain, no.
Speaker 3: B thank you. Yeah, it's just my earth bucket list
Speaker 3: ship that I'll never do. And I'm okay with that.
Speaker 1: The merchant in a book is it? We haven't announced book.
Speaker 3: Because no, no no books. You know what though, Book
Speaker 3: of Vigems not a terrible idea like a coffee table book.
Speaker 3: Now I can, I can fuck with the coffee table book.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's a good Actually, you bring up a great
Speaker 1: point because not all books are thick cut books coffee
Speaker 1: table books.
Speaker 3: Yeah, true, Kid's book. No, I don't know why even
Speaker 3: though it's not it just feels illegal, It feels creepy
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or is being fingered and awful sensation?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Put that in the.
Speaker 3: Coffee table book.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: That's a great idea. And what they're just I gems
Speaker 3: and it's all the ones we've done over time.
Speaker 1: Wait, gym card game. So you have friends over, You've
Speaker 1: got a deck of You've got a deck ofgems? Is
Speaker 1: it just me? Or you know a book's dumb? And
Speaker 1: then you have the conversation conversation starters and what depth.
Speaker 3: What warrants having to take a sip? Because it's got
Speaker 3: to be a drinking game. I'm not my fucking name
Speaker 3: to me, Okay.
Speaker 1: The person who draws the card has an opinion, and
Speaker 1: if you disagree with that opinion, like is it just me?
Speaker 1: Or are sucking toes gross? And I go no, I
Speaker 1: love it. Everyone who thinks it's gross has to drink
Speaker 1: if you disagree with whoever's probably in charge at that point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bit subjective though, because it could just
Speaker 3: lie and pretend you agree.
Speaker 1: Yeah you're not drink you know I would too, Yeah,
Speaker 1: such a pussy with drinking. They're good ideas.
Speaker 3: I do. I Actually, I'm loving the coffee table idea.
Speaker 3: Let's write that down from one season five. No one's
Speaker 3: got a pin out. I'll write it down. I'll write it.
Speaker 1: He won't read about it later. Just check it out,
Speaker 1: all right? Ready for my agym?
Speaker 3: Yeah, hit me, here we go?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Are you equally as impressed as I am with the
Speaker 1: new face of Australian bananas?
Speaker 3: Oh they've got a faith, do they?
Speaker 1: Oh they got a face, they got a name, they
Speaker 1: got a voice. Take a listen to the latest advert
Speaker 1: for Australian bananas.
Speaker 6: How does a banana the phone?
Speaker 3: Yallo? Oh my god, Jessica do you know what? I
Speaker 3: love Jessica Rose TikTok so much that I've been tempted
Speaker 3: to use it as like a TikTok score. We steal
Speaker 3: her idea of just telling terrible dagging mum jokes.
Speaker 1: Oh is that what she does?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That's her whole TikTok feed and she does it
Speaker 3: in like costumes and like embarrasses her kids. It's so funny.
Speaker 1: Well that's what that is. With the laugh that's discussed.
Speaker 1: Peter Overton had to film that is a radio television announcer.
Speaker 3: Awful. And so we've spoken about this on the podcast before,
Speaker 3: haven't we. We come back to the Early Day season one,
Speaker 3: I think, Yeah, we were talking about Australian eggs and
Speaker 3: we were like, that's not a brand. Yeah, who are
Speaker 3: Australian Eggs?
Speaker 1: Yeah? We saw the original ad and they had no
Speaker 1: company attached to it. It was just Australian the egg
Speaker 1: lobby saying buy more eggs.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so now they're doing the same with bananas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I thought I want to get it. I
Speaker 1: would like to be the banana Ambassador, the bamastor the
Speaker 1: banana aciter.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I thought of Jessica Rogue.
Speaker 1: Oh there's much more to you want to hear the
Speaker 1: end of it. She rabbles on about teas and seas
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh, she sells the banana's hard.
Speaker 7: And did you know that Australian bananas are a wonderful
Speaker 7: natural source of energy.
Speaker 6: They're perfect to get our kids back to school and
Speaker 6: give them lots of energy to have plenty of fun.
Speaker 6: And also they are perfect to push in the lunchbox.
Speaker 1: Youmomo.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I agree with that. They're not
Speaker 3: perfect for the lunchbox. Mine got beaten to Jesus by
Speaker 3: the time I got open the lunchbox.
Speaker 1: At school, so that she was dressed as a giant banana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course. Yeah, she loves their costumes, doesn't She
Speaker 3: is in it. I loved it, so I thought.
Speaker 1: So we did commercials for Australian Eggs back in the day.
Speaker 1: I could probably create a jingle for Australian Banana. We
Speaker 1: could send them the audio, we can actually package it
Speaker 1: up and we can continue when we get an update.
Speaker 3: So it needs to be a song again, it needs.
Speaker 1: To be a song.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: So I've got the original tracks we have, We've got
Speaker 1: five options for commercial music. So yes, let's run through
Speaker 1: the banana fresh.
Speaker 3: I don't know why, but this song is more like
Speaker 3: green pasture to me.
Speaker 1: This isn't banana, all right, it's just the next up shore.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is kind of fruity. This.
Speaker 1: Don't look at me when you say that, Oh banana banana?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, banana.
Speaker 3: I like the fruity one.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I go with all right.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, Like I'm picturing someone with a maraccaro in
Speaker 3: one hand a banana or the other.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing maybe like a fruit hap Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: one of those big fruit cats, if they make them anymore,
Speaker 1: or if they're with fresh fruit. I've never really thought
Speaker 1: about that because that had rot real quick. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna send this audio to Australian bananas.
Speaker 3: And so what do we need to do? We need
Speaker 3: to weave in like the benefits of bananas. What did
Speaker 3: jeth Row say? They were?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, great for your lunch box.
Speaker 3: Shape your lunchbox, energy sauce.
Speaker 1: Energy sauce. Yeah, should we play that one more time?
Speaker 3: Which, yeah, okay, right right down the key point.
Speaker 7: And did you know that Australian bananas are a wonderful
Speaker 7: natural school energy.
Speaker 6: They're perfect to get our kids back to school and
Speaker 6: give them lots of energy to have plenty.
Speaker 3: Of fun and fun.
Speaker 6: So they are perfect to put in the lunchbox.
Speaker 4: And they're not youllomo.
Speaker 3: Okay, So sheet's really this is skewed to kids basically,
Speaker 3: so we've got to skew it to adults like us.
Speaker 1: That's a genius.
Speaker 3: We've got to convince you, you know, UNI students to start
Speaker 3: eating bananas. They're not living at home with mum anymore,
Speaker 3: always nagging them to have a banana.
Speaker 1: So unique kids are key demo. That's great to know.
Speaker 3: Yes, so let's do eighteen to twenty six.
Speaker 1: Yep, unique kids tied on a budget. Bananas are cheap.
Speaker 1: They're easy. You can peel one off of a bunch
Speaker 1: a clod.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I just remember this Greens movie
Speaker 3: I've got right in front of me. They're the banana
Speaker 3: blended into that. So they're versatile easy.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: You can blend it, you can eat it. Heel that.
Speaker 3: You can put it in a cake bread, banana bread.
Speaker 1: That's good.
Speaker 3: Are you going to mention that banana bake's are my
Speaker 3: favorite flavor?
Speaker 1: Or would they like that?
Speaker 3: Probably nicotine free obviously, yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course no, what's a nicotine? All right, let's go.
Speaker 1: This first riff could be terrible for Australian bananas yet
Speaker 1: ready need a snack on the go, maybe for you
Speaker 1: and your bra. It's yellow, it's long, it's cheap, it's fun,
Speaker 1: it's easy. Australian nanas banana. Pull it off a claw,
Speaker 1: take it in the door, enough energy to last year
Speaker 1: a week. It's Australian bananas. You're fucking freak true aggressive,
Speaker 1: too aggressive. If they won't approve it, there's no way,
Speaker 1: they'll go for it.
Speaker 3: You've got to get the energy that one year natural source,
Speaker 3: all that shit across the line. You know, twenty six,
Speaker 3: you don't have to mention that.
Speaker 1: No, I need to get the KPIs.
Speaker 3: You don't have to mention the numbers.
Speaker 1: You're an influencer. That's in the brief that we wrote.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't say hello, am I aiding to
Speaker 3: twenty five year old followers?
Speaker 1: You should? You know what, I'm gonna try some different music.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm not feeling that. Yeah, here we go, long
Speaker 1: day in class, feeling like you want to pass out,
Speaker 1: have a snack. It's easy and fresh energy to last
Speaker 1: of day. Little mesh with your plans. Won't ruined dinner,
Speaker 1: won't ruined friends. It's a banana yellow long fun. You
Speaker 1: can shake it, you can vapor it, you can mash it,
Speaker 1: you can blend easy yellow, tasty yellow Australian banana, Australian bana,
Speaker 1: Australian banana. Get him at your local green gray.
Speaker 3: That was it. That was perfect.
Speaker 1: That's it And when you know, you know that's right.
Speaker 4: That's the one.
Speaker 3: Yes. So nothing has changed on this podcast, just picked
Speaker 3: up where we left off.
Speaker 1: Is it just me. That's enough of these two. Now
Speaker 1: let's hear and is it just you?
Speaker 5: Yes? On you?
Speaker 1: In twenty two is it just you? Was back and
Speaker 1: this year you can come on live with this. You
Speaker 1: can send us a voice message as we've done, don't
Speaker 1: we thought, let's engage with our idiots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to be able to talk back to
Speaker 3: the math questions about there is it just you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell them if they're fucking dumb.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'd like that ability to tell them that
Speaker 3: I think they're stupid.
Speaker 1: Agreed, Yeah, very good at it. This one is from
Speaker 1: rad Delaide. As she said herself, Lisa joins us. Hollo, Lisa, Hi, Lisa.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, it's a tree of trouble. My joyous
Speaker 8: little too too, Mitchell, Madam j oh.
Speaker 1: My god, I'm too too. Mitch. You're madam Jay? What's Mitchell?
Speaker 8: No, your too, choo. Mitch's Mitch because he's he's the
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 3: I've got credibility, so I get my actual name.
Speaker 8: Yes, Mitch gets Mitch and then Madam Jay. Because she
Speaker 8: said so many lives, she's lived through three pandemics. I
Speaker 8: don't know how she's doing it. I really don't now listen,
Speaker 8: hang on, hang on now, hang on. I forgot to
Speaker 8: ask how is contraceptive diaphend? Hello Darlan, Oh you sexy
Speaker 8: voice man. You know if I wasn't a middle aged Dike,
Speaker 8: you do something for me.
Speaker 3: Now, Lisa, we've got you on. You've got an Is
Speaker 3: it just me of your own?
Speaker 1: Don't you?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, I've got millions of visit just me?
Speaker 3: So should we should we hit the voice over? Bradley
Speaker 3: con cue in.
Speaker 8: Bradley, stoke it up?
Speaker 1: Begaure? Is it just me?
Speaker 8: Has everybody else been jerging for these three plus that
Speaker 8: gorgeous producer out there to come back into the podcast arena?
Speaker 8: And I've just screwed that up. But I just wanted
Speaker 8: you guys back, and I'm so bloody glad and that's
Speaker 8: that was my just me. I'm sorry, I just oh,
Speaker 8: thank you.
Speaker 3: Well we're back were.
Speaker 8: I sucked it up?
Speaker 9: Knew what he didn't.
Speaker 1: You didn't fuck it up at all. We look, we
Speaker 1: had to take a break, like we said. You'll hear
Speaker 1: the full episode when it comes out. But I had COVID,
Speaker 1: I had a new radio show. Mitch was in bog
Speaker 1: and Gate, he had his own I think has the
Speaker 1: other podcast been canceled?
Speaker 3: I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: To worry about Jennard.
Speaker 8: We can't talk about him because you ghosted him.
Speaker 1: Let's not go there, og fan, we've been busy. What
Speaker 1: did you do to keep busy while we were awayy? So,
Speaker 1: how was Chrissy?
Speaker 8: Oh my god, Darling, I had your podcast on like
Speaker 8: just it was just going constantly. I think I've listened
Speaker 8: to every episode three times. I could tell you everything
Speaker 8: that you lot have done in the last three years,
Speaker 8: and then some I've made some stories up about you all.
Speaker 8: It's been hilarious. I loved Mitch's trip to Bogan Gate.
Speaker 8: I loved it. Now I don't know about yout toube,
Speaker 8: but did you spot he actually showed us the utes
Speaker 8: in the Did you Send You to the Paddock? Oh
Speaker 8: my god, that was.
Speaker 3: Delicious's an art exhibition in Condoble, and it's literally it's
Speaker 3: a bunch of utes that they've turned into like sculptures.
Speaker 1: I did notice that on one of the last episodes
Speaker 1: when I saw it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was just divine. It was absolutely stunning. Look,
Speaker 8: I just I just spent my summer, you know, losing
Speaker 8: my job. I was terminated from my employer. So I
Speaker 8: was amazing way to spend my car blew up. That
Speaker 8: was also another exciting thing. Oh yeah I was. I was,
Speaker 8: but it blew up on the side of the road.
Speaker 8: And the funny thing was it did it with my
Speaker 8: You know, I've got it. I've got a sum of
Speaker 8: autism and anything that goes wrong for him just freaks
Speaker 8: him out. And so because he was in the car
Speaker 8: with me, so I was just you know, shit just
Speaker 8: got real that day, let me tell you. And then
Speaker 8: a family member got diagnosed with cancer. So I had
Speaker 8: the tree, I had the three the three things happened.
Speaker 8: So this year can only be can only get better?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's only up from here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, oh it is. And if it's not, I wasn't
Speaker 8: going to speak to someone about it came. I was
Speaker 8: going to get side eye from me too, not just
Speaker 8: that little chick the other day.
Speaker 1: And we'll won't be talked about for much longer. Really,
Speaker 1: that sounds like I've got to hit out on him now.
Speaker 1: You just won't get re elected. Belisa. What we love
Speaker 1: having you, and thank you so much for calling me
Speaker 1: our first caller for season four.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, she's gone. Wow, Lisa's an og Oh
Speaker 3: she's sweet.
Speaker 4: What I really like her?
Speaker 3: So there you go. If anyone else hasn't, is it
Speaker 3: just me? If they're own they want to get up
Speaker 3: their chest, you can DMS at a couple of miches,
Speaker 3: just a voice message, or if you want to come
Speaker 3: on and chat, it's up to you.
Speaker 1: You'll chat to us. All right, shall we do a
Speaker 1: TikTok school?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it. How I love TikTok school. I
Speaker 3: just get to steal other people's ideas and not really
Speaker 3: use any creativity at all. Because I've been trying to
Speaker 3: pressure you to use TikTok more. In fact, you've been
Speaker 3: using it a lot I have. I think you were
Speaker 3: posting more than me over summer.
Speaker 1: Will TikTok sponsor my summer fill in show? Kiss? And
Speaker 1: they were like, can you do a TikTok a day?
Speaker 1: So I did. One of them got twenty million views. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So all this nagging I've been doing for years about
Speaker 3: you should use TikTok, you should post tiktoks, clearly money talks.
Speaker 3: That's where I went wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh godcha.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 1: They offered me the figure and I said, don't give
Speaker 1: that to fucking ox fan.
Speaker 3: Thank you which one got twenty million?
Speaker 1: The one of me with a Taylor Swift impersonator.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, yeah, at a bit of good he
Speaker 3: don't you love reposting old videos getting the views from it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? No, but it was a fresh one because it
Speaker 1: was a photo and I did the I followed a trend.
Speaker 1: My boyfriend works at TikTok. Sorry, yeah, and he I
Speaker 1: was like, just follow the fucking trans and it did
Speaker 1: and it paid off fair enough.
Speaker 3: Well, today I wanted to take inspiration from someone on TikTok.
Speaker 3: You'd be familiar with ash media. Oh, good, friend of
Speaker 3: the show. Friend of the show. A lot of people
Speaker 3: would know him as the Woolies guy, if you like.
Speaker 3: He posts a lot of stuff of him on the
Speaker 3: job working at Woolworst. But another thing he does. I
Speaker 3: am almost mad that I didn't think of this idea first,
Speaker 3: because I think it's fucking brilliant. He just messages random
Speaker 3: celebrities voice messages. Yeah, in the hope that they'll eventually
Speaker 3: get back to him. Oh that's funny, and yeah they
Speaker 3: always blow up because it's just him saying the most
Speaker 3: bizarre things celebrities. This is what he said to Adele.
Speaker 10: I'm messaging Adele until she replies.
Speaker 3: Hello, it's Liam.
Speaker 10: How are we Hope you're doing well, Limn from Australia, Lemon.
Speaker 10: If you're going back to Australia, We've brother just moved
Speaker 10: out of the family home, so we've got a spare
Speaker 10: bedroom's got a nice single bed and they'll have a
Speaker 10: nice douvet.
Speaker 1: So if you're after.
Speaker 10: That, I can provide you with that, and I also
Speaker 10: make a really nice cheese platter. Anyway, hope you're not
Speaker 10: rolling deep in messages and I'll speak to you soon.
Speaker 10: Liam out my boy.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So he just does that with a bunch of different celebrities,
Speaker 3: get replies, well, we'll get to okay, Okay, he's done,
Speaker 3: Tom Holland, Carl Sevanovic, ben Fordham, Jackie Oh and none
Speaker 3: of those ones have replied. But so far the only
Speaker 3: celebrity that has replied to him has been Robert Erwin,
Speaker 3: of all people, Steve Erwin's son, Oh my God of Australia,
Speaker 3: zoo or whatever. It's caught up in Queensland.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the aid of the croc Empire.
Speaker 3: And that's right. So he actually did get back to Liam.
Speaker 10: I'm messaging Robert Irwin until he replies part.
Speaker 6: Two, Yeah, get a mate, mate, sent me your TikTok.
Speaker 3: Love your work.
Speaker 1: I've said, goodyd the crocs for you and anytime you
Speaker 1: want to come into Australia Zoo, you're always welcome.
Speaker 2: Good on you.
Speaker 1: I get a test.
Speaker 10: We're going to Queensland now.
Speaker 3: And he actually did go to Queensland and they met
Speaker 3: what maybe they're the follow up TikTok to their if
Speaker 3: you go look ash underscore media. On TikTok, he met
Speaker 3: Robert Irwin. He played along, he was a good sport.
Speaker 1: So what you're you want us to do the same?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, are you thinking what I down? I reckon
Speaker 3: that we both choose a different random celebrity each okay,
Speaker 3: and every week on the podcast we just send them
Speaker 3: a new voice message until one of them eventually replies
Speaker 3: to reply and see who gets the reply first.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, So it.
Speaker 3: Can't be someone I don't reckon. It should be someone
Speaker 3: that already follows you, because that's cheating. Obviously they're going
Speaker 3: to get back to you.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Now we both have the blue tick, right, Does
Speaker 1: that mean we go to the top of the dms?
Speaker 1: Is that a cheat?
Speaker 3: Don't know, I don't know if it works like that.
Speaker 1: Who are you thinking? Do you have any on top
Speaker 1: of mind?
Speaker 3: Well, our good friend carry Anne is obviously she springs
Speaker 3: to mind. I'm thinking I might I might make carry
Speaker 3: Anne my mission get a reply from her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you did say celebrity though, right, just want to.
Speaker 3: Cook not expired dinosaur woman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as you already contacted a dinosaur dinosaurs d No,
Speaker 1: they're ancient dinosaurs, are they? They lived through the media? Rite?
Speaker 3: Will you say it with confidence?
Speaker 1: My mantra, I'm going to go through my following, not
Speaker 1: who follows me? But I follow some slebs.
Speaker 3: But what do I just the random that you don't follow?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Should I name big? Should I try for Ellen?
Speaker 3: Ellen? It's brilliant? I mean, I mean I'll obviously win
Speaker 3: if it's a battle of who's going to reply out
Speaker 3: of carrying and Ellen.
Speaker 1: No, it's got one hundred and fourteen million. They can't
Speaker 1: do it, does she?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, I need to do you reckon Sam that Mitch
Speaker 3: should message?
Speaker 1: Should I do? Local?
Speaker 3: Has to be local?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think to start local then we can get bigger.
Speaker 3: Andrew Keif no, Andrew O'Keefe the disgrace to Andrewkes.
Speaker 1: We can't let him use his one phone call to
Speaker 1: do me because he's in prison.
Speaker 3: Imagine if Freak Carter is back from prison, you have
Speaker 3: a registered call from silver Water Prison. Okay, what about
Speaker 3: like I was gonna say, like Ozzie TV presenters, but
Speaker 3: we know Studio ten, they would know it.
Speaker 1: Can I do someone that I know? Is that benefiting?
Speaker 6: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that like being smart? Or is that illegal?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: Were they're more likely to apply?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But if I want to win but Cheek, yeah
Speaker 1: she have Instagram? Probably not if butt Cheeks has But
Speaker 1: then we're both going for ancient media women. What is
Speaker 1: wrong with us?
Speaker 3: True? Maybe that's how we play it. It's like an
Speaker 3: even playing field. You go, Tracy Grimshaw, I'll carry Oh,
Speaker 3: let's do I like Tracy? Really you want to do Tracy?
Speaker 1: I like Tracy. No, I like Tracy.
Speaker 3: I'm not old. I know I suggested it, but I'm
Speaker 3: oh God, there could be someone else. Patty Newton Does
Speaker 3: she have Instagram?
Speaker 1: Let me check? She'll be checking them to morning the
Speaker 1: loss of Burt. What's the connection because she'll be checking
Speaker 1: for for some confidence in love morning. She got it.
Speaker 3: She absolutely does.
Speaker 4: Regularly.
Speaker 3: She does how many followers as Patty Neton have forty nine?
Speaker 1: K I'm gonna do Paddy, are you walking in?
Speaker 3: I reckon? I'm just gonna go Kerry Anne. That's an
Speaker 3: obvious choice for me, our old mate. She wasn't very
Speaker 3: nice to us on Studio ten. If your knew here,
Speaker 3: that's why we're not a huge carry Anne fans.
Speaker 1: I watched that over the break and she was awful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: all right, you start you message, Kerry go? Do you voice?
Speaker 1: You have to do it right now? Your voice?
Speaker 3: Missish?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do we just kind of say hi and hope that
Speaker 3: they apply? Do we tell them we're on the podcast?
Speaker 1: We have to follow the link? Yeah? What he did?
Speaker 1: It was a bit of a joke.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: I hate to interrupt you in your Kennilly because she's
Speaker 1: a dog.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna say to her, you might remember me
Speaker 3: from a Studio ten. I'll see if I can trigger memory.
Speaker 1: All right, fair, that's that smart. I don't have any
Speaker 1: connection to Patty though, Hi, Patty Burt, I wear the
Speaker 1: same sized shirt. Maybe I could borrow and my god, it's.
Speaker 3: Like, if there any lying around you haven't donated.
Speaker 1: Yet, I could take his hair piece. You have to.
Speaker 3: You've got more than enough hair, bab. You're fine, You're fine, all.
Speaker 1: Right, go message Kerry. Do you want some voice music?
Speaker 3: No? Okay, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm Kerry and Kelley. All right, I'm churning
Speaker 1: out MIC's.
Speaker 3: Offt okay, Hi, Kerry Anne, it's me Mitchell. I don't
Speaker 3: know if you remember we chatted on Studio ten down
Speaker 3: the line. You interviewed me and my co host for
Speaker 3: our podcast back in the day. Anyway, just checking in.
Speaker 3: I just thought i'd see how you are, how you're doing,
Speaker 3: if you're keep them busy, happy New Year and all that.
Speaker 3: Kisses smart.
Speaker 1: That was smart. That was very you know why, because
Speaker 1: there wasn't a call to action. You weren't asking from
Speaker 1: anything for her, for anything from her, So she doesn't
Speaker 1: have to she can just.
Speaker 3: I don't want to owe her anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. All right, Let's get to Patty the widow.
Speaker 1: Patty your not funny at all. It's not Patty Hello,
Speaker 1: it's Mitch Jury here. I am just a big fan.
Speaker 1: I'm an admirer of you. I am an admirer of Bert.
Speaker 1: Of course, anyone in the media industry in Australia is
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to say, I hope you're staying safe,
Speaker 1: hope you're well, Adore you and keep up the good
Speaker 1: work hopefully. See what geese got my shout for a
Speaker 1: for a PIRONI thanks Pat?
Speaker 5: Why much too much?
Speaker 3: Well, it's sent.
Speaker 1: Now that was twenty seconds. Word economy is not my forte.
Speaker 3: It's sent. There we go, mindsete.
Speaker 1: How long was yours?
Speaker 3: Fifteen sec?
Speaker 1: Twenty seconds?
Speaker 3: Who cares?
Speaker 1: That's okay, I'm going to favorite it. You know you
Speaker 1: can flag it just in case she replies, no, how
Speaker 1: do you do that? I pit the little flag. Ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're flagged on mine. So whenever you message me, it
Speaker 1: comes to the top of.
Speaker 3: It and you still ignore me.
Speaker 1: All right, we're ready to talk about the traumatic experience
Speaker 1: Mitchell that you and I injured on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Yes, of course.
Speaker 1: My next still her shut up.
Speaker 3: So Mitch and I wanted to help Jenna with her
Speaker 3: New Year's resolution this year because, as we know, she
Speaker 3: still can't drive a car and she's been on her
Speaker 3: l plate since the dawn of time. True, and we
Speaker 3: are two fully licensed drivers right here ready to instruct her.
Speaker 3: And we thought, why haven't you taken us up on
Speaker 3: this before?
Speaker 1: But also we did offer for jenna birthday, we gave
Speaker 1: you a driving lesson voucher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it was. It was like a voucher being like,
Speaker 3: anytime you want us to teach you to drive, hit
Speaker 3: us up. Never did. We were like, new Year, New Jenna,
Speaker 3: we'll make it happen. So we took a driving the
Speaker 3: other day. There's gonna be a full video up on
Speaker 3: our Instagram at a couple of miches or TikTok whatever,
Speaker 3: just find it on social.
Speaker 1: We really lowed her into a full sense of security
Speaker 1: because Mitch is like, come over, we're starting season four
Speaker 1: this week. Come over, We'll order some food, will put
Speaker 1: it on the video.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We did a team lunch and so I was like, hey,
Speaker 3: while you're here, let's go driving. I tricked them into
Speaker 3: working in a fabulous.
Speaker 1: Jenna had pancakes with syrup and we chucked her in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 3: My car. You weren't willing to risk yours?
Speaker 1: No, it was because IM about to sell my car
Speaker 1: and I want to get it diinged up. It's ready
Speaker 1: to go. So I just actually, Jenna, we could talk
Speaker 1: about a good price on thirty you're interested.
Speaker 3: Later, So what do you need to do to get
Speaker 3: your license?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What a next steps? Could you just go? I think
Speaker 3: we can go for the test?
Speaker 4: Yep, I can go?
Speaker 3: Or do you not feel confident enough yet?
Speaker 4: I obviously don't feel confident even after what we did
Speaker 4: after one lesson?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, well, I think, as everyone's out to hear,
Speaker 3: she was actually surprisingly capable. She took to it like
Speaker 3: a duck to water. Considering how long it had been
Speaker 3: since she was last behind the wheel a lot. She
Speaker 3: did quite well, and so we thought because she was
Speaker 3: doing so well and she was so confident, we we thought, yeah,
Speaker 3: let's throw in a few distractions to see how she coped.
Speaker 3: So anyway, here's how it went now, Jannet, Before we start,
Speaker 3: I need to know when was the last time you
Speaker 3: were behind the wheel.
Speaker 5: Of a car.
Speaker 4: About five years ago?
Speaker 2: Five years?
Speaker 5: Was that before the accident or after?
Speaker 2: It was?
Speaker 5: Fourt it?
Speaker 2: We're really signed from scratch here.
Speaker 5: Okay, yep, it's fucking hot. Can you start the engine? Yes?
Speaker 2: Time, turn the key on. That's how you need don't
Speaker 2: do it right?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, foot on the brake just to put it into gears.
Speaker 2: This is it. Put it down to D, which is
Speaker 2: drive and release the broken off we go.
Speaker 5: You were gripping that steering wheel.
Speaker 3: Now this is possibly Sydney's Quiet Street, so there's only
Speaker 3: so much that can go wrong, and you are well
Speaker 3: below the speed limit.
Speaker 2: Feel free to go faster.
Speaker 1: Okay, Ok, that was a toddler.
Speaker 2: Well it's what it is, Jenna.
Speaker 1: How does it feel that the rest of your l
Speaker 1: plated peers have all only just hit puberty?
Speaker 2: Some probably haven't, none of them haven't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it feels great.
Speaker 2: Why the delay? Why have you put off getting learning
Speaker 2: to drive so long?
Speaker 4: Because I was scared?
Speaker 3: You don't seem scared, to be honest. I don't feel
Speaker 3: like I'm in unsafe here.
Speaker 4: I've been doing a lot of studying and because I
Speaker 4: had no one to teach me.
Speaker 2: Hello, I've been in your life for seven years, Jenner.
Speaker 5: I know, Jenna, I feed. The ultimate test is to
Speaker 5: take us through a drive through.
Speaker 2: Can we please go through drive through?
Speaker 5: Jenna?
Speaker 2: Can I go?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 3: Now, there is a red rooster on the way to macus,
Speaker 3: so it's up to you which I could guaranteed?
Speaker 2: Red ruster quiet roll?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not wrong?
Speaker 2: Here we are. Now you're gonna have to put the
Speaker 2: window down, don't forget. Oh yeah, have first ever drive through?
Speaker 2: How exciting I got to you? Hi?
Speaker 4: Could I get to rooster rolls?
Speaker 5: Both of them?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, both of them? Like yeah, okay, why not? That's it?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Ah wow, well done, Jenna, Jenna, do you want to
Speaker 1: do the ultimate mich Churry driving test and try to
Speaker 1: eat a rooster.
Speaker 5: Role while driving?
Speaker 1: I've plighted it up Secuary boards while driving.
Speaker 5: Now, Jenna, there's often many distractions.
Speaker 2: Well, that really scared me.
Speaker 5: You just got to be prepared for everything. Phone ringing,
Speaker 5: what do you do?
Speaker 1: Do you touch the phone while side No, Amanda Kell
Speaker 1: has fallen down a flight of stairs and she's calling you.
Speaker 5: You're the only person that can help because you're right
Speaker 5: near a home.
Speaker 4: I can't do I have to do that when I
Speaker 4: have to.
Speaker 3: Indicate off the roundaback, it's fine. I don't know if
Speaker 3: anyone actually follows that rule. I do because that's just
Speaker 3: how I was taught, So I just do it automatically.
Speaker 3: But yeah, a lot of peo mitchpparently doesn't indicate.
Speaker 2: Off the roundabout.
Speaker 5: No, I don't, but I also have one to beare
Speaker 5: point left.
Speaker 2: Tornado, Jenna, what do I do when there's a tornado?
Speaker 5: Go get your family? You handle that well, thank you.
Speaker 2: Explay a car exploding sound picked on my phone. You
Speaker 2: always have to be prepared for exploding veils. It's quite
Speaker 2: an issue. We're just doing.
Speaker 4: Work every time.
Speaker 2: Speed hope.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, you accelerate over those things.
Speaker 11: What really, Jenna, don't ruin my car for the sake
Speaker 11: of a guy, Jenny, definitely break over those.
Speaker 1: Jesus, my back is still saw. You guys threw me
Speaker 1: in the back seat and in the middle so I
Speaker 1: was in camera Shoan, Yeah, my neck is still saw.
Speaker 3: We never actually discussed who would be in the front
Speaker 3: actually instructing. I just took charge. It was like Mitch
Speaker 3: is just gonna be in the backmucking around, No doubt
Speaker 3: he did.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you saw the Mitchell the steering wheel,
Speaker 1: it's memory, fhone beautiful car. When you got out, there
Speaker 1: was your claw muck like a cat and you try
Speaker 1: to wash it in a bath like a steering wheel
Speaker 1: was scratched like a post.
Speaker 3: So how do you think you went, Jenna?
Speaker 4: I think I went pretty well. I dokay, yeah.
Speaker 3: And so how many more lessons do we need to
Speaker 3: do before you're confident enough to march off and do
Speaker 3: your test?
Speaker 4: Not many?
Speaker 1: Interesting?
Speaker 3: Why? Because I'm just wondering because I'm like, how many
Speaker 3: more do we need to do? And I'm like, am
Speaker 3: I gonna have to hassle you to even want your license?
Speaker 5: That I do?
Speaker 4: Actually, especially after that experience of trying it made me
Speaker 4: realize I can do this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, after like, what would you say, maybe ten minutes
Speaker 3: of going twenty kilometers an hour? She was like, actually
Speaker 3: this ain't so hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenner, I have the number four service New South Wales.
Speaker 1: If you'd like to book your driving lesson now, I'm
Speaker 1: happy to dial and be a.
Speaker 3: Reference for Yeah, maybe you should do that, Like book
Speaker 3: it in like a month or so, so that you've
Speaker 3: got a timeline, you've got a deadline to work to
Speaker 3: read that you're gonna there's a bit more pressure to
Speaker 3: get the lessons in before.
Speaker 1: Okay, should we book now?
Speaker 3: You want? It's up to you.
Speaker 1: I'll do it Service New South Wales.
Speaker 3: Your alter ego dot works there, doesn't she.
Speaker 9: Just Service New South Wales. Your call may be recorded
Speaker 9: or monitored quality and training purposes. If you have been
Speaker 9: impacted by COVID nineteen or need to register a rapid
Speaker 9: antigen a hack.
Speaker 1: If you never want to sit through smash hash and
Speaker 1: it will get you an operator straight away, then.
Speaker 3: You bash it repeatedly or it just hold it down.
Speaker 1: Tap it. How can I have I'm just calling on
Speaker 1: behalf of my daughter. She is here and name's Jenna.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 1: She wants to book in a driving lesson. She's on
Speaker 1: our ls and she wants to do her provisional driving test.
Speaker 12: Hear the driving test one. We still have to try
Speaker 12: everything online. I will not be able to help much
Speaker 12: over the.
Speaker 1: She does have a she's had a very successful podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if she's on iHeartRadio if that bumps
Speaker 1: her forward in the least at all.
Speaker 12: It doesn't. It doesn't change the situation you needed.
Speaker 1: Sorry tunnel, sir, Sorry through a tunnel. It was boring
Speaker 1: that ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean almost that makes sense, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: It's it's.
Speaker 3: One even if she works for our podcast mate, But yeah,
Speaker 3: that makes total sense.
Speaker 1: I love that we didn't even bat nilely you being
Speaker 1: a famous podcaster. Joe Rogan tried the same thing, Jenna.
Speaker 1: We we'll update you all on the Jenna driver's license.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you can take out the full video a
Speaker 3: couple of mitches. We just play a little bit here.
Speaker 3: It's all there in the video. It's just me.
Speaker 1: I believe there's an intervention to happen.
Speaker 3: Now, mature, No, why would you assume it's an intervention.
Speaker 3: I said, I'm to have a staff meeting.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I always assume I'm in trouble. Hayden's like, hey,
Speaker 1: when you get home, we need to talk.
Speaker 3: And what i'd done just the last time you were
Speaker 3: in trouble for me, it's been ages, it's been a
Speaker 3: long time. Yeah, I'm a new person now you are.
Speaker 3: That's why we didn't speak when I was quitting Babes though.
Speaker 3: Oh the irritability. I would have snapped your neck.
Speaker 1: Imagine the fights. What do we need to discuss as
Speaker 1: a business.
Speaker 3: Well, the problem is do you remember last year where
Speaker 3: we kept teasing there's summer merch coming soon, coming soon,
Speaker 3: coming soon. We never gave a specific date. Well, back end,
Speaker 3: I was unrelentingly nagging the merch people, saying, hurry up,
Speaker 3: I want this ready for Christmas.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was c seed. I didn't reply, but I
Speaker 1: did see them banker.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So we were really trying to get them
Speaker 3: ready in time for Christmas, because that's kind of something
Speaker 3: that you might send your parents. Here's something you can
Speaker 3: get me for Christmas. Here's a link. They didn't come
Speaker 3: through in time, and then as soon as I got
Speaker 3: back to Sydney there they were waiting for me the
Speaker 3: merch samples. Oh so we've got now and we just
Speaker 3: need to make a decision because we're in bloody February.
Speaker 3: Summer is over, l Nina. There's so many things to
Speaker 3: people who even want summer clothes.
Speaker 1: Now, we need to make a choice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we can either release them now ish or
Speaker 3: to wait till like November, when we know we're heading
Speaker 3: into another summer.
Speaker 1: Let's discuss.
Speaker 3: Let's discuss much to think about. Welcome to the boardroom table.
Speaker 1: It's great to be here. And now I will say
Speaker 1: I have watched all three seasons of Succession over the break,
Speaker 1: have you. I'm well versed in business politics.
Speaker 3: I got a bit bored midway through season two. Does
Speaker 3: it get better?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You have to. You have to push through the merger. Okay,
Speaker 1: what's our play that I say? It's Australia. It's always
Speaker 1: fucking so. Yeah, you need a shirt, You need a shirt.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what time of the year.
Speaker 3: But we live in Sydney. It's not like that elsewhere
Speaker 3: in normal places other than Sydney. When it's cold, it's right.
Speaker 3: When it's hot, it's hot. In Sydney, it's kind of
Speaker 3: just twenty two all the time.
Speaker 1: Get me Tracy in finance. I mean, I won't reveal
Speaker 1: too much, but we have the four variations, correct.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's four different types of shirts. So some of
Speaker 3: them are single at tops of the sleeves cut off,
Speaker 3: and then some of them are you know, a normal
Speaker 3: T shirt short sleep but we got the oversized cut
Speaker 3: ye mate, ye, and all of them come in black
Speaker 3: and in tied die with the is it just me
Speaker 3: logo around the collar?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jenner, Mitch, I've got them. Should we pull the
Speaker 1: samples out for Jenner? Maybe she can help decide?
Speaker 5: Ye?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe we could pull this Mitch to a Jenna
Speaker 1: decides even Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh all right, well let's show them. I mean,
Speaker 3: she's a bit of rational historically speaking, but Seoul, let's
Speaker 3: use her judgement. Yeah, I've got my two shirts. So
Speaker 3: this was actually Cherry's idea. I just wanted to get
Speaker 3: you know how we did the jumpers with the headphones
Speaker 3: on it last year. I just wanted to get that
Speaker 3: on a shirt instead, and he goes, no, no, I've
Speaker 3: got a better idea. So it was his idea to
Speaker 3: put the logo all the way around the collar, like
Speaker 3: a pink lining. A trim. Is that what you call it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a trim. It's a it's a crew neck shirt,
Speaker 1: so it's not like a low neck comes right up
Speaker 1: to your actual neckline.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 1: I like that, and it's thick and it's got the
Speaker 1: branding on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it comes that trim, the lining, the
Speaker 3: pink is it just me? Logo goes down the sleeves.
Speaker 1: As well, follows the neckline.
Speaker 3: This is the one you've seen this, Jennet. This is
Speaker 3: what I wore when we went driving.
Speaker 4: Very rash shirt.
Speaker 3: Like it's not rash shirt like at all.
Speaker 4: No, the neckline is rash shirt.
Speaker 3: How is this rash shirt?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: Very much like saying I'm very Shania Twain, Like not really,
Speaker 3: not really. It's gorgeous.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we're gonna have photos and everything on our socials,
Speaker 3: a couple of miches, and we'll let you know when
Speaker 3: they're all officially for sale. But what do you think, Jenna?
Speaker 3: Should we do it now or wait till next summer?
Speaker 1: So I've got the tie day here, Jenna, and I
Speaker 1: will say all of these have been hand tied, so
Speaker 1: we have them in have the tied iye in the
Speaker 1: black in both the singlet and the shirt variations.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I'm obsessed.
Speaker 3: Chuck this on Jenna where we would be the same
Speaker 3: size surely, and it's oversized so it'll fit. It's meant
Speaker 3: to be baggy.
Speaker 1: I'm not a similar guy, but I'd wear this.
Speaker 3: Right, aren't thank you?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: And what even though black was your idea and tired
Speaker 3: Ie was my idea and we were trying to choose
Speaker 3: it in one or the other, I'm kind of glad
Speaker 3: that we went with black as well because this black
Speaker 3: singlet I look so cute.
Speaker 1: And the arms on the scenlet they're not they're not
Speaker 1: like t shirt arm for the open cut arms.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at that, Jenna, And that was stunning. She's
Speaker 3: wearing the Tired Eye shirt. Now. I love it. It's
Speaker 3: a comfy it's great material too. That's actually why it
Speaker 3: ended up taking so long, because it was we had
Speaker 3: so many specifics to the order.
Speaker 1: They actually had to get a nicer sewing machine because
Speaker 1: this material is so lovey.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it was Tired Eye, because of the trim,
Speaker 3: and because of the custom cut that we did the
Speaker 3: oversize can't yet. It ended up taking too long, and
Speaker 3: now we're in this bloody predicament. Do we launch them
Speaker 3: now or wake till November.
Speaker 1: Well, let's do what we always do on this show
Speaker 1: when we're in a pickle.
Speaker 3: What do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Jenna?
Speaker 4: This is a tough decision, but.
Speaker 3: You you feel the cold. You're one of those people
Speaker 3: that even in the middle of summer, you're like, yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean at the moment, I'm currently freezing.
Speaker 1: We are a sixteen degree studio, that's what Because my
Speaker 1: thyroid is overactive, Jennet. Shall we save it and hold
Speaker 1: it or shall we release the merge?
Speaker 4: Well, initially I thought something different to what I'm thinking now,
Speaker 4: But as soon as I put on this top.
Speaker 3: It's nice. Hay, it's really Tired Eye. Good call from me.
Speaker 1: It doesn't it really suits you?
Speaker 4: I want one right now? Can I keep it?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: That's mine?
Speaker 4: Can I get one?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can pay for it.
Speaker 2: I can have it.
Speaker 1: Are you're approving imminent release, get it out asap. Okay,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 3: Merging coming, guys, we'll put them for sale. Keep your
Speaker 3: eyes peeled to socials. We'll let you know when they're
Speaker 3: officially on sale. Hit the link on Instagram.
Speaker 1: All that stuff you can get whatever you want, get
Speaker 1: one of each. And I want the ogs who have
Speaker 1: the t tails, who have the stress balls in your
Speaker 1: original line the sweatshirt to come out to play to
Speaker 1: buy the fresh stuff you asked for T shirts, we
Speaker 1: gave you to.
Speaker 3: And it's not just shirts. There's something else on the
Speaker 3: way too. I'll keep that a stacking roof.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, Oh you don't even know about this.
Speaker 3: Jo, Yeah, there's another thing. Not so know how we
Speaker 3: had the side pieces, how I had the dress ball
Speaker 3: and all that last time. Yeah, we've got another side pieces, something.
Speaker 1: Very practically, not something you wear. This is something that
Speaker 1: you use. We'll say, all right, guys. End of episode
Speaker 1: one of season four.
Speaker 3: We're back. We're back in the swing of things.
Speaker 1: That was easy as ever.
Speaker 3: What have you got prepared for now that we're back?
Speaker 3: What have got prepared? Because I've now that you're a
Speaker 3: guest book, I don't forget. I've got a bit of
Speaker 3: a guest wish list I'm working on and I'm hoping
Speaker 3: you can book in.
Speaker 1: I've got one duo that I have booked in. I'm
Speaker 1: just waiting on dates. Okay, that is it for the
Speaker 1: for the foreseeable future.
Speaker 3: I've got a duo as well that I've got booked in.
Speaker 1: Well, we can't be you and the boy what's his name?
Speaker 3: All right? All right, now we've already done that. He's
Speaker 3: already been on. Yeah. So my list at the moment.
Speaker 3: Top of the list is Adele. Could you get a
Speaker 3: dell that starts with an A? Yeah? So she's obviously
Speaker 3: she's just released new album. All she's doing the press
Speaker 3: rounds she's touring.
Speaker 1: Canend her voice message, Thanks.
Speaker 3: Liam Ash Madonna.
Speaker 1: I didn't finished writing Adele. You want Madonna?
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you could. James Blunt, he'd be fun.
Speaker 4: Oh he's always a good chat.
Speaker 3: He made He made me laugh the other day because
Speaker 3: you know how Spotify some guy threatened to rip his
Speaker 3: music of Spotify in protest. Yeah, that was it. He
Speaker 3: was like, it's me or Joe Rogan because he thought
Speaker 3: Joe Rogan was problematic. And then Spotify said we're keeping Joe.
Speaker 3: James Blunt's response to that was, I'm threatening to release
Speaker 3: new music if Spotify don't get rid of Joe Rogan.
Speaker 3: That's good, and I'm like, he makes me laugh. He's
Speaker 3: on the list.
Speaker 2: Get him.
Speaker 4: Let me make sure you get him.
Speaker 1: Anyone else kesher?
Speaker 3: I've watch up to probably not much.
Speaker 1: No, not, Actually, you're right, you're sitting around Lily Allen.
Speaker 3: I just listened to her audio books. I've got the
Speaker 3: physical copy. If anyone needs it, you get Lily Allen, please.
Speaker 1: Lily sure, it'll be separated over month or you want
Speaker 1: them back to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dido is still on the list, hasn't been.
Speaker 1: No worries.
Speaker 3: Larry Emda would be good.
Speaker 1: That's probably doable.
Speaker 3: Kylie Gillies get her.
Speaker 1: She follows me? I can she follows you?
Speaker 3: She loves yes, yea, No, she does follow me. You
Speaker 3: know he follows me Chappelle Corby. I should I message
Speaker 3: her and just be like, come on the podcast.
Speaker 1: Babebe Australian drug smuggler alleged. Can you message her right now?
Speaker 1: Do you want to send her voice message? You can
Speaker 1: all jump in, but she's.
Speaker 3: Probably gonna get back to me. That's the thing.
Speaker 1: Let's get her on. Which does Chappelle take to chap
Speaker 1: and ask if we have her rights to do a
Speaker 1: merch line of boogie boards easy access internals.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not doing that, okay, I'm just gonna make
Speaker 3: sure she's still following me, yeap she is?
Speaker 2: What? All right?
Speaker 3: Mess?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: What do I say? I do voice?
Speaker 3: I thought we were wrapping up. But anyway, old dog.
Speaker 1: Now, hey Chappelle, love your work, would would love to
Speaker 1: get you on my podcast if you're free to see
Speaker 1: if you've got an upcoming music whatever.
Speaker 3: You Okay, Hi Chappelle, it's Mitchell here. I just wanted
Speaker 3: to let you know. We were chatting on the podcast
Speaker 3: about people who follow us on Instagram, and my big
Speaker 3: flex was that Chappelle cally follows me. My co hosts
Speaker 3: were so bitter, bitter with jealousy. You have no idea,
Speaker 3: So anyway, we just wanted to invite you on. If
Speaker 3: you ever want to come on for a chat. The
Speaker 3: air waves are yours, Chappell.
Speaker 1: I couldn't have done better myself if I trrade here.
Speaker 3: I am doing your job for you, guests.
Speaker 1: Should I try and do it with someone that follows exclusive.
Speaker 3: Chappelle called me next week.
Speaker 1: Imagine if shit what we talked to her about.
Speaker 3: I'm sure we'd find common grounds somewhere.
Speaker 1: How's the Gold Coast? You know what you asked it?
Speaker 1: X drugs alleged alleged.
Speaker 2: Better than drugs and dick?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very true.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, We've got to ask Chappelle what's better
Speaker 3: than drugs and dicks? Absolutely?
Speaker 1: Should I try to get cocaine Cassie on.
Speaker 3: Are we playing this game? Which fellon?
Speaker 1: We'll get back to us first alleged her name is
Speaker 1: in cocaine Cassie on Instagram. That's a shame.
Speaker 3: Casi's ainsbree C says I E yeah, she's a lesbian,
Speaker 3: so she would listen to this show if she knew
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: Less love us should message Andrew a key and we
Speaker 1: just try to get a made.
Speaker 3: We've been over that all right.
Speaker 1: Let's see where we go with Chappelle and then we
Speaker 1: can we can.
Speaker 3: Carry You don't find Cassie on Instagram?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: I couldn't find it. What a same Jenna? Can you?
Speaker 1: You're a digital person?
Speaker 4: See Cassie.
Speaker 1: Second, we were meant to Oh thanks Sam, We're meant
Speaker 1: to end the episode.
Speaker 3: Oh hot and I found it.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: It's Cathandra Lee Elie I g H eight.
Speaker 4: This is her and her fiance Tatiana on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 1: I knew they were gay. This is a young Filipino girl.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, that was on TikTok. We methode or on
Speaker 3: TikTok then okay, founder only fans? No, she had an
Speaker 3: only fan.
Speaker 1: Oh, I can't message her unless she follows me.
Speaker 3: Back on TikTok. Yeah, oh well, we'll see if she
Speaker 3: follows back then all right.
Speaker 1: This is her latest TikTok on TikTok, Hey, please DM me.
Speaker 1: Are you going to comment that business inquiry and I'm verified?
Speaker 1: Or go to the top?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: Hi, Cassie, please contact you.
Speaker 3: You follow her, so if she follows back, you'll be friends.
Speaker 1: Cassandra followed. All right, let's wrap up the show.
Speaker 3: Great, we'll actually leave this time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we will. Thanks for thick and around, you for listening, guys,
Speaker 1: get us on socials at a couple of mitches, and
Speaker 1: we are well and truly back for the new year.
Speaker 1: So we expect new episodes weekly in your inboxes? Is
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Speaker 4: Podcast by a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast staff.
Speaker 3: Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. On
Speaker 3: the end, we pretend we're done, We wrap up, and
Speaker 3: then hopefully most people aren't listening because this is where
Speaker 3: we just let our adhd run win or that's it.
Speaker 3: We don't really want everyone to hear this.
Speaker 1: It is our oldest segment. Really, we've done this since
Speaker 1: show number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah we have, actually haven't we?
Speaker 1: We really have. Did we put the first add brief
Speaker 1: up in like the group being during Idiots or did
Speaker 1: we leak the episode first before it was official?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because we're the episode one launch was delayed and
Speaker 3: so we put a dropbox link in the Facebook.
Speaker 1: Wow, simple times. In twenty nineteen, we've.
Speaker 3: Been hyping up a certain day in September, and then
Speaker 3: we got told to push back the launch because if
Speaker 3: I don't know, someone said something about the virgin Mary
Speaker 3: from memory because the whole thing it's a lovely lady.
Speaker 3: I don't know how that impacts ask God.
Speaker 1: That was twenty nineteen. This is the fourth year of
Speaker 1: the podcast Why Now.
Speaker 3: And it was halfway through season four of Not My
Speaker 3: Cup of Tea that I decided, Yeah, I fucked this,
Speaker 3: so let's see, let's see fucking wow through Well.
Speaker 1: I remember when you got the call from that company
Speaker 1: and they fired the show. That was a sad day
Speaker 1: when they made that show redundant.
Speaker 3: To be fair though, that was we didn't do a
Speaker 3: whole year as a season, so we'd only done three years. Ah,
Speaker 3: so I've done this one longer.
Speaker 1: Officially, yes, I agree, And also for FAC's sake, I
Speaker 1: feel like this is season five. We season four was
Speaker 1: far too long. It should have been cutting in three.
Speaker 1: Season three should have been cutting half. But we just
Speaker 1: didn't break. We forgot. That's why the break was so long. Actually,
Speaker 1: for all those breaching.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even that long. Just because most other podcasts
Speaker 3: started coming back on like January twelve, even I got
Speaker 3: a road shock.
Speaker 1: Yeah can they need They've got.
Speaker 3: An email being like, Hi, so tomorrow's episode of trash
Speaker 3: Ali we're doing this And I was like, what, We're
Speaker 3: back already? Fuck?
Speaker 1: All right, sure, I'm so glad we do the break though,
Speaker 1: because the new radio show it took it out of me.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to talk to anyone. I just like
Speaker 1: went home and was.
Speaker 3: Like, so it's not like to do same shit different
Speaker 3: time to night. It's different on your show.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing content, we're doing calls. Did you said
Speaker 1: you listened the other night it podcasted? To guys? If
Speaker 1: you want to get my show, The Night Show on podcasting,
Speaker 1: we podcast it. You can listen and.
Speaker 3: Wonder of ours will come up in like the oh
Speaker 3: if your podcast will come up under ours on Apple
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, people also listen to it?
Speaker 1: Let me check.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I only just figured out how to add
Speaker 3: the host and guess it's photos to Apple.
Speaker 1: That's what I was asking.
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna have to update them now because we've
Speaker 3: got new ones. And also, what do you think about
Speaker 3: new photos? You know, I love them?
Speaker 1: Beautiful contracept you've diaphragm Sam shot those. Thank you, Sammy.
Speaker 3: We did that the same day as Trashaley. Yes, so
Speaker 3: those photos are taken a few months ago, and that
Speaker 3: was like the week we came out of lockdown. So
Speaker 3: I had to do something that I bowed never to
Speaker 3: do again, and that is where spanks. Three months of
Speaker 3: not going to the gym, I was like, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I just got to you work with me here spanks,
Speaker 3: and oh god, they's so uncomfortable, aren't they.
Speaker 1: I was in the change room with you, and honest
Speaker 1: to god, I was like, yeah, I feels so much better.
Speaker 1: I thought someone was frying an egg. When he put
Speaker 1: it on. It's like so intense. But then your artworker
Speaker 1: is lovely. I think you've done a great job. Sam,
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to post a I'm going to post a
Speaker 3: photo in our Endurant Idiots Facebook group of the original
Speaker 3: photo because for some reason, in the original photo that
Speaker 3: is now our podcast arn't work. I had cleavage, he did.
Speaker 3: I don't know what went wrong with the shadow, but
Speaker 3: it looked like I had a huge set of buzzies
Speaker 3: and I was like, where did that come from? Where's
Speaker 3: that cleavage line going up my chest? And so Sam
Speaker 3: had to edit that out because I was like, I
Speaker 3: look like I already looked like a woman. I already
Speaker 3: confused enough people. We can't put tits on me?
Speaker 1: No, you did.
Speaker 4: I need to see that.
Speaker 1: Do you have it on your phone? Can you show Jenna?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I would, I'm sure I would.
Speaker 1: Let me go back and check.
Speaker 3: You do have like a masculine tuft of hair though,
Speaker 3: so it wasn't. Yeah, yeah, that made it worse. They
Speaker 3: were hairy tits, like did you keep the hair when
Speaker 3: you airbrush? My cleavage line out?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know it's okay, here's somewhere I'm trying to
Speaker 3: find it. Yeah, oh look Jenna.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, shamy, shamy. Can I say,
Speaker 1: but I've a luptuous.
Speaker 3: How I don't know, but it happens. I had big
Speaker 3: airy tips.
Speaker 1: It's very jarring.
Speaker 3: The the Sam, are you fucking with me? Did you
Speaker 3: edit that in? Did you put a cleavage line on
Speaker 3: my tits? And he goes no, that's how it is.
Speaker 1: Also, never thought we'd be having the discussion where you
Speaker 1: have man boobs, not me.
Speaker 3: I know, like I said, we've just come out of lockdown, mate.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Fuck my jugs were getting a bit saggy toward the end.
Speaker 1: There, I have chopped on the weight and Hayden has started.
Speaker 1: He's ahead of me. He's started to try to burn
Speaker 1: it off and I'm still not giving a shit. I
Speaker 1: really I had a skin tag grow on the back
Speaker 1: of my neck, and that's when you know you need
Speaker 1: to lose weight. When my skin's like, let's try to
Speaker 1: push some of this fat elsewhere. Not that's not how
Speaker 1: they work. But I got it zapped off. But I
Speaker 1: need to get back into the wand.
Speaker 3: Bag on the bandwagon, on the bandwagon. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 3: having so unfamiliar with the bandwagon. It's been that long
Speaker 3: since it's been doesn't even know what it's called.
Speaker 1: Bandwagon. Fuck me.
Speaker 3: No, I've been back on the bandwagon this week because
Speaker 3: I I just really indulge. I knew that I wasn't
Speaker 3: even going to be away for a month, but I
Speaker 3: suspended my gym membership for a month because I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to I'm just going to really indulge
Speaker 3: in January, and boy did I Yeah, And it didn't help,
Speaker 3: Like I said, with the vape cravings. Yeah, I came
Speaker 3: back from Christmas and it was actually impressive how much
Speaker 3: wait I managed to put on this short amount of Yeah,
Speaker 3: I reached for what I would usually describe as like
Speaker 3: one of my baggy shirts for when I'm feeling fat,
Speaker 3: been there, and it was skin tight. Even my baggy
Speaker 3: shirts were cleaning and I was like, oh, I'm not
Speaker 3: a good shit look at me.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know that fit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm back into it this week.
Speaker 1: I have to buyself some of our merch up to
Speaker 1: four XL if you need.
Speaker 3: To, yeh know. In my defense, I did try and
Speaker 3: go back to the gym early, but my trainer got COVID.
Speaker 3: What just everyone except me seems you've gotten COVID?
Speaker 1: Did you get it? Che you didn't get it? Sam,
Speaker 1: you didn't get it either?
Speaker 5: Narrowly avoid it not to ruin.
Speaker 3: Okay, when I really just did not help my point.
Speaker 3: You just all gonna have to believe me when I
Speaker 3: say everyone I know except me, most people got it.
Speaker 3: I remember in December it was like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: I have one friend that finally has it, because I
Speaker 3: went two years being like I don't know anyone that's
Speaker 3: had COVID, and then the first friend that got it,
Speaker 3: I was like, oh wow, this is huge and now
Speaker 3: fucking everyone I know.
Speaker 1: Well, I had it, as everyone knows, and Hayden was
Speaker 1: so bad he didn't have to go to hospital a year.
Speaker 3: Were belogging it as he was being he was being
Speaker 3: carried on a tap out of your home. You know.
Speaker 1: I was thinking I was Alfie days and.
Speaker 3: It just blogging like it mate.
Speaker 1: This is why it happened. Hayden actually codd and he
Speaker 1: lost his hearing. Actually his face started to swell, then
Speaker 1: his eyes like when he looked like he got stung
Speaker 1: by bee. And he's like, I think I don't feel well.
Speaker 1: I'm really itchy and have a cold shower. It came
Speaker 1: out of the shower looked like a fucking asshole. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god. Then he goes, I can't hear.
Speaker 1: My hearing's going. And then he goes, my vision's getting dark.
Speaker 1: I'm like, sit down, that's.
Speaker 3: Weird because like obviously you lose your smell and taste vision, and.
Speaker 1: It's like that's not on the hooda website. So then
Speaker 1: I go take a seat and then he starts sumping
Speaker 1: back into his chair passing out. I'm like, I'm ringing
Speaker 1: in a fucking ambulance. Put down the pavelover and called
Speaker 1: and it was they didn't answer because it was Christmas Day.
Speaker 1: There's always an influx on Christas Day because people are
Speaker 1: on the road. It's hot COVID. So they go, hold on, sweetheart,
Speaker 1: we're getting someone. Oh my god, and Hayden doesn't reply
Speaker 1: to me. He's like passed out. Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: I'm yeeling at the ambulance driver. They get in and
Speaker 1: that he's past that he's breathing, has stopped his heart
Speaker 1: threetho hasn't stopped his breathing is labored. His heart was
Speaker 1: at like thirty beats per minute, so slow, really scary,
Speaker 1: and they're like, oh right, get the cardiac unit, like
Speaker 1: this could be bad. And then they stabbed his thigh
Speaker 1: with six doses of adrenalinecause they couldn't get his heart
Speaker 1: back up. Yeah, but like an actual syringe full of it,
Speaker 1: six of them, and like we need more, we need more,
Speaker 1: and they're all right, call back up, and I'm sitting
Speaker 1: there like, oh my god. So they called called another ambulance,
Speaker 1: two ambulance, three ambulances all up and then they got
Speaker 1: him back up. He wasn't making sense, he wasn't talking
Speaker 1: and then when he finally came to he was feeling better,
Speaker 1: and the guy saw one of Hayden's TikTok landards or
Speaker 1: something and was like, oh, do you like TikTok And
Speaker 1: Hayden's like, I work there, And the ambulance driver was like,
Speaker 1: this would be good content. Film it. He'll he'll live now,
Speaker 1: so you can film it. So I got consent from
Speaker 1: the ambulance driver to film a TikTok did right.
Speaker 3: So they made sure that he wasn't going to die
Speaker 3: before you filmed it, right, Otherwise that would have seemed
Speaker 3: like a dick move.
Speaker 1: And everyone said that, They're like, of course you went
Speaker 1: straight to content. I'm like, no, I'm more to the
Speaker 1: loss of my partner then film.
Speaker 3: I was quite shocked that you were filming it, But
Speaker 3: now I know that.
Speaker 1: I was like, Mitch, what the no?
Speaker 3: I prom proud of you get the content, but what
Speaker 3: the hell?
Speaker 1: Now I promise? So Hayden's fine, everyone, but he we
Speaker 1: think he's allergic to the COVID protein, which is not good.
Speaker 3: Oh so that's why he had a reaction to the
Speaker 3: vacs and everything.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh god, so if he gets it again, I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna say that doesn't sound like a normal COVID thing, Like,
Speaker 3: that's not a symptom of COVID.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I also should probably preface not to freak
Speaker 1: people out. That's not that's not a common side affair.
Speaker 3: That's not because of COVID.
Speaker 1: Now, he had an anaphylctic response to the COVID protein,
Speaker 1: which is very rare. He's fine, He'll be fine. Thank
Speaker 1: you for your loving words.
Speaker 3: Summer alogies. Yeah, yeah, just.
Speaker 1: Fever mate, Yeah. Just the first doctor went to said, ah,
Speaker 1: you're a bit by a spider really all three times?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know that can't be right.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds stupid, but there's no reason you
Speaker 1: maybe alleged COVID. It doesn't exist to like, all right, thanks, goodbye.
Speaker 3: I just don't know how I dodged it, because someone
Speaker 3: came to my stand up show and like hugged me afterwards,
Speaker 3: and they were positive the next day, and so I
Speaker 3: was like, how did I not get it from them?
Speaker 1: And you, well done, Janet dodged it.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: The service suites get cleaned every day, so they sanitized her.
Speaker 1: Sam's girlfriend got it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and she was staying at my house over the holidays,
Speaker 10: and somehow I isolated for five days.
Speaker 1: That's weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, that's weird that you didn't get it from man.
Speaker 3: I didn't get how it worked.
Speaker 1: The whole thing's fucked. Ye, break is over. Back to
Speaker 1: the ground. You're still with Jones and the Manda this year, Jenny,
Speaker 1: I am any changes in your role?
Speaker 4: No, just checking.
Speaker 1: People are very interested in your life. What what just
Speaker 1: asking if you've got an updates?
Speaker 4: No, no updates. I still digital content producer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair I mean that's if you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Speaker 3: You just got to laugh because she's aware the job,
Speaker 3: the joke.
Speaker 1: It's a y redundant in two to three months.
Speaker 3: I don't think the man is still like really nice
Speaker 3: to you. Yeah, that's good to.
Speaker 1: Put up a fight at lunch with them last week.
Speaker 3: You know, they seem very chummy.
Speaker 1: Why would you leave? Did you offer to pay? No,
Speaker 1: you didn't even offer to pay. Are you not hearing
Speaker 1: anything everything? I asked? If she pretends you didn't hear?
Speaker 3: Getting very defensive?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the company credit cards?
Speaker 1: Oh that's what's wait? Yeah, yeah, I just when you're
Speaker 1: with celebrities and you know they've got money. Yeah, do
Speaker 1: you offer?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Have you been in that situation. You've been to lunch
Speaker 1: with Abby Chatfield and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't offer to pay though if it's on
Speaker 3: that company card, of course, of course it'd be mad.
Speaker 1: That's an interesting question though. If you know you're not
Speaker 1: paying for it, can you rack up the cocktails or
Speaker 1: do you feel bad?
Speaker 3: I do?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do all the time. When they go the bathroom,
Speaker 1: me go give me two of those next time, spray
Speaker 1: them out about ten minutes. But I'd just bring me
Speaker 1: to Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, I never feel bad about it. I get as
Speaker 4: much as I can.
Speaker 1: Actually, that's a good point, Mitch. We shouted lunch a
Speaker 1: couple of days ago to the celebrate the launch of
Speaker 1: season four, as you mentioned before, and gin I got
Speaker 1: eight pancakes.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Well what about how we took her for
Speaker 3: her first drive through and you all ordered full on
Speaker 3: meals and then just left them at my house. I
Speaker 3: was like, guys, we could have just gotten like a
Speaker 3: snack for the sake of going through a drive through.
Speaker 3: You all ordered four fucking meals and then I've got
Speaker 3: four fucking large chips a large nuggets that Jenna added on.
Speaker 3: She fell for their upselling, Like, would you like to
Speaker 3: add ten nuggets. She's like, yes, that's not a many problem.
Speaker 4: Yes, No, I felt like I had to go the full,
Speaker 4: the full.
Speaker 3: But they not eat them.
Speaker 1: No, but I ate the rooster roll. But I felt
Speaker 1: sick as a dog.
Speaker 4: But when I was talking to her, I fed a
Speaker 4: connection and I thought, you know, because.
Speaker 3: I literally said, I don't want my chips, ginner, I'll
Speaker 3: get a meal and give them to you. And then
Speaker 3: she ordered it a fucking large chips for herself in
Speaker 3: addition to mine. Yeah, so she got an extra chips
Speaker 3: and then didn't eat them. So I was left with
Speaker 3: two chips that I didn't want, and then you gave
Speaker 3: me yours two and.
Speaker 1: We all got a buddy. We all had a buddy
Speaker 1: of coke. All right, Well, it's great to be back.
Speaker 1: It feels right. The balance is restored in the world.
Speaker 1: So it is great to have you all here, the
Speaker 1: closest friends.
Speaker 3: I had the most random Maybe we don't have time
Speaker 3: to get into that. I do it quite wely because
Speaker 3: you know how I just said, so it is when
Speaker 3: you said everything feels right in the well, I had
Speaker 3: this random flashback. We used to have this one of
Speaker 3: the school mums back when I was in primary school.
Speaker 3: We noticed that she would finish every sentence like that,
Speaker 3: so she would usually in a sentence for me, Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: my daughter got a and M maths test, so she did,
Speaker 3: and we just I don't know why. It was the
Speaker 3: weirdest things.
Speaker 1: I was, Oh, d funny the things you notice in people. Yes,
Speaker 1: it is, it is.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Hayden had a full anaphylactic shock reactions, so we
Speaker 3: did pick it barely breathed, so we couldn't. Sorry, I
Speaker 3: don't know why that memory was unlocked. I don't know
Speaker 3: where that's.
Speaker 1: Very funny it was. It was did she ever like
Speaker 1: mix it up?
Speaker 10: So?
Speaker 1: Maybe so could?
Speaker 3: Yeah, she managed to because now that I'm trying to
Speaker 3: give you an example, it's actually hard to think of
Speaker 3: the right ten. But she nailed it every time, so
Speaker 3: she did.
Speaker 1: She'd never fuck it up, so it wasn't.
Speaker 3: You're trying to do it.
Speaker 1: I was trying. It's hard, so it is, so it is.
Speaker 3: I don't know why that's funny to me.
Speaker 1: Why would she say it in reference to her daughter?
Speaker 1: So she is, so.
Speaker 3: She'd say it to everything, so she would everything.
Speaker 1: That's funny. My grandma says, as you do at the end,
Speaker 1: of everything as you do to the groceries, and you
Speaker 1: got the bread as you do.
Speaker 3: She just says it to things that you really don't.
Speaker 1: They run oceros, run over the lorn as they do.
Speaker 3: They don't.
Speaker 1: They really don't. I don't. I found five hundred dollars
Speaker 1: in a briefcase under a river as I do.
Speaker 3: It's like so casual, like it's just a normal occurrence.
Speaker 1: My heart stopped then started again as it does.
Speaker 10: That.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got a bit right, So we have. Are
Speaker 3: we feeling delirious or what? One episode? I'm already burnt
Speaker 3: out again, and so we are.
Speaker 1: We're over. I'm gonna start arguing again. We are all right, Well.
Speaker 3: Give it a go, Jen, I want to see if
Speaker 3: you can do it in a way. I actually kind
Speaker 3: of like it. It makes you sound more intelligent, so it does.
Speaker 3: It makes it sound really insightful. You've got to like
Speaker 3: look off into the distance as you say the so
Speaker 3: it does. It can seem really whimsical.
Speaker 4: I feel I feel, I feel inspired by it.
Speaker 3: So she says, no, so you are, I feel inspired?
Speaker 3: So I do, So I do. It's so stupid, It
Speaker 3: is a bit stupid.
Speaker 1: So it is we need to wrap the show, so
Speaker 1: we do. It feels poetic, it does, it does feel
Speaker 1: it Phil Shakespearean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it does. Need to do this more often,
Speaker 3: so we will. Yeah, so we should.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't. Yeah, so we shouldn't. Well anyway, leaves a
Speaker 1: review as you should. We love you, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: We love you, so we do.
Speaker 1: If you want to get in touch as you do
Speaker 1: DMS as you should, love you all.
Speaker 3: It's been great to be back, so it has it
Speaker 3: has yeah.
Speaker 1: And seven days oh in twenty twenty two should be up.
Speaker 1: How are we ending the show?
Speaker 3: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 3: percent better today, so we do.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should have that's all?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I will, I will do it. That's the variation.
Speaker 3: Don't forget. We're going to be doing every Sunday Night live.
Speaker 3: We're thinking of doing TikTok Live this year just to
Speaker 3: be different. So catch us on TikTok Live so you can.
Speaker 3: You can and add a couple of miches is the
Speaker 3: way you can find us.
Speaker 1: Love you all, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: We'll see you then, so we will.
Speaker 1: Why doesn't unless we forget?
Speaker 3: It has the same energy, so theyre bye.
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