WEBVTT - #95: Jenna's Driving Lesson 0:00:01.200 --> 0:00:03.120 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.240 --> 0:00:04.440 Would you like to try vape? 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:06.320 Why would you take up something that is going to 0:00:06.320 --> 0:00:08.360 be addictive and expensive? I think that people. 0:00:08.360 --> 0:00:10.680 I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid, 0:00:11.640 --> 0:00:13.960 some things make more sense than others. 0:00:14.160 --> 0:00:16.159 You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:18.280 I just don't know. How can you figure that's going 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:20.880 to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose? 0:00:21.160 --> 0:00:23.160 No, you know, I had it in the car on 0:00:23.200 --> 0:00:24.599 the way home and I didn't have a spood, so 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:25.960 I was like an hour a dillo trying to get 0:00:26.000 --> 0:00:30.160 ants out of a hole. Bless yourself for the rude 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:34.239 shocks of young adults. Food bean fingered as an awful sensation. 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:40.320 Get me thinking about the right person. Goodness? May is 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:44.040 just I'm still to play a couple of mitches. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:47.919 Hi, it's Jenna. Please don't forget to include my name 0:00:47.960 --> 0:00:49.199 in the opener this season. 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:49.760 Sorry? 0:00:50.800 --> 0:00:56.200 Now he is Mitch Julli and Mitchell kooskiing down the door. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.880 Welcome season four. 0:00:58.000 --> 0:00:59.360 Oh, I love it, We're back. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:00:59.960 We're back. 0:01:00.000 --> 0:01:03.440 I have awaken never How was your summer? 0:01:04.080 --> 0:01:06.960 Almost died? I know fifteen kilos? 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:07.960 Did you gain weight? 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:09.480 I think I'm not counting anymore. 0:01:09.520 --> 0:01:12.000 But I just assume I definitely gained weight, but it 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:13.480 wasn't from COVID, just from. 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:14.360 Just from living a life. 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:15.200 Yeah pretty much. 0:01:15.319 --> 0:01:17.600 Well, grate your hair has grown out and you've been 0:01:17.640 --> 0:01:18.720 back home to Bogan Gate. 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:21.319 I was you know what actually is partially well, this 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:25.160 is what I'm blaming the Christmas kilos one quitting the vapes. 0:01:25.360 --> 0:01:29.840 Oh well, I'm not going to say that. I'm completely 0:01:29.920 --> 0:01:32.520 offer might have a cheeky social vap occasionally, but day 0:01:32.520 --> 0:01:34.720 to day I'm not doing one year. You can vouch 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:37.040 that when we did this podcast, i'd like term a 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:39.400 mic off, have a quick vape between sentence. It's not 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:40.160 that anymore. 0:01:40.200 --> 0:01:42.520 It was really grim that mic was off more than 0:01:42.560 --> 0:01:45.120 it was on towards the end, and it smelled like 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.160 the big banana in here because that all you'd smoke 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:48.080 is banana vape. 0:01:48.280 --> 0:01:50.720 I'm still craving and don't talk about the flavor bananas 0:01:50.760 --> 0:01:51.160 might go to. 0:01:51.360 --> 0:01:53.800 Well, we might get the smell back up because price 0:01:53.880 --> 0:01:55.720 kiper Genner is back for season four and she's now 0:01:55.760 --> 0:01:56.480 taken on vaping. 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:01.440 Have you, Jenna, No, you have there. That's always my advice. 0:02:01.480 --> 0:02:03.800 Don't go I do not want to be addicted. 0:02:03.520 --> 0:02:05.600 Like John Law says, it'll be young and stupid. 0:02:05.880 --> 0:02:07.880 How could that new open? And well done? Mitchell putting 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:12.120 that together was audio guy. Oh yeah, Chris, audio Chris, 0:02:12.120 --> 0:02:15.240 well done. But welcome back to the show, Jenna. 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:18.680 Thank you now, Jenna. We did actually make her New 0:02:18.760 --> 0:02:22.040 Year's resolution come true, didn't we? We took her l plating. 0:02:22.160 --> 0:02:25.799 It happened and we survived. My car lived to tell 0:02:25.800 --> 0:02:27.720 the title. We'll play that later. How that went? 0:02:27.960 --> 0:02:30.840 That was on the weekend ed. We actually took her driving. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.959 We also took her through drive through, which is a 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.400 real like couple hours in tests. You don't do that 0:02:35.440 --> 0:02:36.959 on your first driving test, but she did. 0:02:36.880 --> 0:02:38.919 Your first drive through what a mile stone. Don't tell 0:02:38.919 --> 0:02:41.600 me you hadn't actually been through a drive through before that. 0:02:41.600 --> 0:02:44.520 That was the first one. I love it drive through Cherry. 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:46.880 We'll play that later on Also our contracept you Divephram. 0:02:46.960 --> 0:02:48.240 Sam's here. He's back for season four. 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:51.120 Hello, oh hi, hello, honey, Hello. 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.359 So sexy Sam. Everyone's always horny for Sam, and you 0:02:53.400 --> 0:02:56.680 don't help by speaking like I could. 0:02:56.520 --> 0:02:57.519 Go more breath if you want. 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:58.519 No, it's fine. 0:03:00.120 --> 0:03:00.880 Sounding sexy. 0:03:01.200 --> 0:03:02.600 Yeah, what's going on? With your voice. 0:03:02.680 --> 0:03:06.000 Yeah, still very I had laryngitis, which is like worn 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.440 out vocal cords, which makes no sense because I wasn't 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.359 doing any podcasting. Yeah, I've got two and I can 0:03:11.400 --> 0:03:13.000 manage to talk. But when I'm not doing them, I 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:14.400 managed to wear at my vocal cords. 0:03:14.440 --> 0:03:16.320 Weird it was your off season, Yeah it. 0:03:16.280 --> 0:03:19.600 Was, it was. But my voice is mostly back. 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:22.000 No, it's still teach It's quite what it was. I 0:03:22.000 --> 0:03:22.760 can notice it. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.720 Maybe this is just weird sound right now. 0:03:25.560 --> 0:03:28.040 Imagine if you end up having a deeper voice than 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:28.799 me and Jenna. 0:03:28.880 --> 0:03:31.160 Oh my god, imagine if it was it's puberty all along, 0:03:31.240 --> 0:03:33.240 like it just took its time. 0:03:33.360 --> 0:03:36.160 Finally, listen, it's going to be a great show. I 0:03:36.160 --> 0:03:37.640 think we're doing a TikTok school later on. 0:03:37.760 --> 0:03:40.880 Oh, we definitely are. I love to show you other 0:03:40.880 --> 0:03:42.240 people's ideas and just rip them off. 0:03:42.280 --> 0:03:42.720 It's great. 0:03:42.800 --> 0:03:44.200 We can just not do work. But it's a copy 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:44.560 other people. 0:03:46.000 --> 0:03:47.560 Got me through the hs IT or get me through 0:03:47.560 --> 0:03:48.400 this show, also. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:49.560 Saying as we're back for the new year, we need 0:03:49.560 --> 0:03:51.240 to have a bit of a staff meeting later. 0:03:51.720 --> 0:03:53.000 Oh you're calling one this early? 0:03:53.160 --> 0:03:55.760 Yes, I need I need input from all of you. Okay, well, 0:03:55.800 --> 0:03:57.600 have a staff meeting a bit later. Very exciting. 0:03:57.680 --> 0:03:59.680 I think I feel very refreshed. You'll see on the 0:03:59.720 --> 0:04:01.360 social we have new screens behind us. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:04.240 Yeah, we're feeling refreshed. Are you actually feeling refreshed? Yeah? 0:04:04.240 --> 0:04:04.440 I am. 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.400 I started in a new radio show as well, So 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:08.920 I think that is why. Really we started a bit 0:04:08.960 --> 0:04:10.560 later because there was a lot happening at the start 0:04:10.560 --> 0:04:10.960 of the year. 0:04:11.040 --> 0:04:12.800 Yeah, for all of us. It was so weird. And 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:15.240 I was driving back from bugging Gate into Sydney and 0:04:15.280 --> 0:04:17.600 it was like seven thirty and I heard Mitch on 0:04:17.640 --> 0:04:19.840 the radio when the sun was still up. I know 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.360 he's no longer doing the graveyard shift. Can you believe 0:04:22.440 --> 0:04:23.039 prime time? 0:04:23.760 --> 0:04:24.159 Wow? 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.599 And they said do you want three more million? I said, 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:28.080 you know what, I'm fine with the ten that you 0:04:28.160 --> 0:04:30.760 already give me. So I said, no, that is so, 0:04:30.880 --> 0:04:31.600 that's so nice? 0:04:31.920 --> 0:04:32.520 Is nice? 0:04:32.760 --> 0:04:33.800 We gave it to Oxfam. 0:04:34.000 --> 0:04:37.200 How long? How long were you doing the ten to 0:04:37.240 --> 0:04:39.240 midnight graveyard shift before that? How many years? 0:04:39.600 --> 0:04:42.000 Three? Three doesn't feel like three. 0:04:42.040 --> 0:04:44.640 So we're starting to feel like, oh, I've been in 0:04:44.640 --> 0:04:46.880 this same job. I need some sort of progression here. Oh, 0:04:46.920 --> 0:04:48.000 so it's the promotion, isn't it. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:50.200 It is a promotion. I thank you very much thinking 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.320 and you know what good example to the young ones 0:04:52.320 --> 0:04:54.719 out there. And this is a good advice for Mitchell Coombs. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:56.400 If you don't ask, you don't get. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:57.279 Oh did you just go and ask? 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:00.000 Yes? So I had something came in from another netw 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:03.400 So I use the leverage that I had. Use your leverage, kids, 0:05:03.520 --> 0:05:05.840 no matter where it is. If you've got cheaper grapes 0:05:05.839 --> 0:05:09.039 at all Worths, price check it, you know, take it 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:10.800 to Cole's and go. I can get these a dollar cheaper. 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:12.480 You don't get anything, that's right. 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:14.919 You should just call the dentist and ask for braces, 0:05:15.560 --> 0:05:17.960 even though you don't need them. So I'm actually. 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:20.480 Thinking of getting braces. Why because I was meant to 0:05:20.480 --> 0:05:22.000 get them as a kid, but mum and dad never 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:24.040 got it. It was kind of like Sam was telling 0:05:24.040 --> 0:05:25.320 me the other day. He was in the same boat. 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.080 They were like, he could get them, he doesn't need them, 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.200 so your parents don't fork out the money. But now 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:31.960 I'm like, now I've got my own dosh, maybe I 0:05:32.000 --> 0:05:32.440 should do it. 0:05:32.480 --> 0:05:33.839 Can you show me your teeth? Give us a smile? 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:36.239 They're very straight. 0:05:36.680 --> 0:05:38.120 Oh, maybe I've got to make them crooked. I don't 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:39.240 want to anything straight about me. 0:05:39.400 --> 0:05:41.480 I'll punch you in you know, I think Sam, you 0:05:41.800 --> 0:05:44.559 both have teeth that define character. Nothing worse than seeing 0:05:44.839 --> 0:05:48.120 generic teeth. People go on reality shoes like maps, and 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.400 then they come out and they all have a dentist 0:05:50.440 --> 0:05:52.360 deal and it looks like they've got a piece of 0:05:52.400 --> 0:05:53.720 a four paper stuck to their teeth. 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:55.920 Are going to do a dentist deal and go crazy 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:57.920 with the whitening and just you know, get them a 0:05:57.920 --> 0:06:00.640 bit straight into something, you know, beautiful the way you are. Yeah, 0:06:00.760 --> 0:06:02.520 I actually just realized it wasn't Sam. I had that 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:05.080 conversation with the other day, so he couldn't back me 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:05.360 up there. 0:06:05.640 --> 0:06:06.520 It was nodding a lot. 0:06:06.560 --> 0:06:07.080 I knew it was. 0:06:07.000 --> 0:06:09.360 Someone probably I don't listen half the time. Yeah, it 0:06:09.440 --> 0:06:11.200 was another friend of mine. He was saying that, Yeah, 0:06:11.320 --> 0:06:14.360 if your dentist tells you, oh, they absolutely need them, 0:06:14.360 --> 0:06:15.960 your parents will buy them. But if they say yeah, 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:17.880 they could deal with them, but they might be fine. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:18.840 They won't fucking think. 0:06:21.040 --> 0:06:24.880 All right, well, Mitch's brace's journey. Maybe you'll get a sponsor. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:26.480 Do you guys judge me? If I came in and 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:31.039 I could barely talk with Hi, guys, that sounds bear 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:32.240 with me for a few months. 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:34.360 I would you to do it now? 0:06:34.560 --> 0:06:38.480 Yeah, now it's time with gyms. Which why are you 0:06:38.520 --> 0:06:41.840 expanding your space alive on the show? I just had 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:43.200 to do that with an Alan key. Did to put 0:06:43.200 --> 0:06:44.240 it in the top of my mouth and. 0:06:44.279 --> 0:06:46.320 Expand to do that as well? 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:46.680 Did you? 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:47.040 Yeah? 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:49.400 You did that for fun and pleasure. Yeah, well, like 0:06:49.440 --> 0:06:51.280 your teeth are very straight, like give me a space 0:06:51.800 --> 0:06:52.799 put it in my mouth. 0:06:53.400 --> 0:06:54.760 I just feel like I have to do it when 0:06:54.760 --> 0:06:56.880 I'm young because it'll look really weird if I'm any 0:06:56.920 --> 0:06:59.440 older and I've got those elastic bands, like the fluoro 0:06:59.560 --> 0:07:02.040 green things in my teeth. Between each brace. 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:03.719 You get colored ones. 0:07:04.800 --> 0:07:05.920 I haven't thought about it, Jenna. 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:07.720 What about that girl in school when she's like, I'm 0:07:07.720 --> 0:07:10.640 getting bracests, but don't worry, they're clear, they're clear, And 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.040 then she comes in and she's just got like yellow 0:07:13.120 --> 0:07:15.800 plate on her teeth. Like clear braces are worse than 0:07:15.880 --> 0:07:17.880 normal braces I had with me. 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:20.920 I was thinking of getting white ones, but apparently if 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:23.320 you get white braces, it just draws attention to how 0:07:23.360 --> 0:07:26.000 white your teeth. Aren't like it makes your teeth look 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.040 yellow if you've got white braces and it doesn't help 0:07:28.080 --> 0:07:30.240 that our main color is bright bright yellow. 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:32.360 Yeah, bring out. 0:07:33.960 --> 0:07:35.320 Maybe I should get engenbraces. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:39.800 Oh imagine, get a QR code on each for separate 0:07:40.160 --> 0:07:41.760 season one, season season? 0:07:42.520 --> 0:07:43.960 Something that is great? 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:44.920 Should we start? 0:07:45.240 --> 0:07:46.240 Yeah, let's get into it. 0:07:46.320 --> 0:07:48.320 We counting episodes anymore? Should we start back to one? 0:07:48.320 --> 0:07:49.240 What the fuck are we? Well? 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:52.000 It's episode ninety five. 0:07:52.040 --> 0:07:53.960 What a great place to start the year I was born? 0:07:54.720 --> 0:07:56.640 If it is your first time listening, we start the 0:07:56.640 --> 0:07:59.440 show the same way every week, with two gems. Is 0:07:59.480 --> 0:08:02.640 it just me? Something we've noticed? Something we hate or appreciate? 0:08:03.400 --> 0:08:05.240 Mitch can go first? I go first. Neither of us 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:07.440 know what we're about to talk about. You hear it live? 0:08:07.560 --> 0:08:08.560 As do we? Should we begin? 0:08:09.040 --> 0:08:10.840 Sure, let's do it. Who wants to go first? 0:08:10.920 --> 0:08:11.600 Ladies first? 0:08:13.080 --> 0:08:13.400 Fuck you? 0:08:13.480 --> 0:08:16.360 Yeah? First? Did you remember season four? 0:08:16.480 --> 0:08:16.880 Let's go? 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:19.800 Is it just me? 0:08:21.840 --> 0:08:23.040 Do you quit reading? 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:26.000 Have I? Or would I? 0:08:26.040 --> 0:08:26.240 Well? 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:29.440 I have I quit? I quit reading? Wow, I've made 0:08:29.440 --> 0:08:30.840 peace with the fact I'm never going to read another 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:32.839 book in my life. It's not going to happen. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:34.600 When was the last time you read a full book. 0:08:34.880 --> 0:08:37.160 Oh god it we'd be going back years. I literally 0:08:37.200 --> 0:08:39.120 don't remember, but I had that. Do you have that 0:08:39.160 --> 0:08:40.640 pile of books at home where you're like, I'll get 0:08:40.679 --> 0:08:42.880 to that one day, and I'm on holidays or something. 0:08:43.000 --> 0:08:44.000 I buy so many books. 0:08:44.040 --> 0:08:46.720 Yeah, the hope of reading them, never reading yea, after 0:08:46.760 --> 0:08:49.120 about three or four years of me piling up books 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:50.960 and never reading them, I honestly. 0:08:50.760 --> 0:08:55.840 I honestly can't picture you reading a book. It's never cross. 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:58.000 Savvy, like you listen to an audiobook. 0:08:58.000 --> 0:09:01.640 I have discovered the audiobook from them because you can multitask. 0:09:01.960 --> 0:09:04.720 Whenever I actually fit to read a book, my ADHD 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:07.000 brain is like looking for paragraphs that I can skip. 0:09:07.040 --> 0:09:09.080 I can skip that, I'll skip that bit, and so 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:11.840 I end up reading this jointed version of the book anyway. 0:09:12.320 --> 0:09:13.960 And you now over in your years, you see all 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:16.920 those things on Instagram being like how to live your 0:09:16.960 --> 0:09:19.080 best life, drink more water, read. 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:19.960 Books, go for water. 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:23.240 I'm like, journal, I'll just accept it. I'm never gonna 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.000 bloody read books. I'm over it. I've started getting audio 0:09:26.000 --> 0:09:28.599 book versions of books I physically own because I'm like, 0:09:28.600 --> 0:09:30.280 I'm not going to read it. Double that I am 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:31.920 still curious enough to consume them. 0:09:32.080 --> 0:09:32.400 You know what. 0:09:32.440 --> 0:09:34.680 I'm glad you've made the call because I remember clinging 0:09:34.720 --> 0:09:36.520 on to hope that I would be a book guy, 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:38.240 and I asked for a kindle one Christmas. I was 0:09:38.640 --> 0:09:39.840 probably eighteen, but I didn't. 0:09:39.640 --> 0:09:40.840 Really understand what kindles are. 0:09:41.000 --> 0:09:43.360 It's such a fucking waste of time you've got on 0:09:43.400 --> 0:09:46.200 your iPhone. All it is is a glorified iPad that 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.360 is in black and white, so you don't you lose 0:09:48.400 --> 0:09:51.240 all the color, and it's it's just terrible that you 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:54.280 still have like the effective turning a page. You don't 0:09:54.320 --> 0:09:56.000 hit next. You actually have to like swipe like it's 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:57.120 a book. Dumb. 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:58.840 It's dumb, but you can't do anything else with it. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.400 No, you can't plug headphones get an iPad, yes exactly, Yeah, 0:10:02.520 --> 0:10:03.560 I like that. Yeah. 0:10:03.600 --> 0:10:05.760 But the weird thing was this Christmas just gone. I 0:10:05.760 --> 0:10:08.440 saw something the other day. Apparently because way more people 0:10:08.520 --> 0:10:11.200 online shopping now, a Staia posts had their most amount 0:10:11.280 --> 0:10:13.880 of parcels to deliver. Ever, it's like their new record. 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.240 It was fifty two million. That's how many they ended 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.600 up doing in a year. Yeah, well, over the December 0:10:18.640 --> 0:10:21.439 period they ended up saying, yeah, they did fifty two 0:10:21.480 --> 0:10:25.240 million parcels and that's the most ever and the most 0:10:25.240 --> 0:10:28.480 popular item out of all the bloody parcels being sold 0:10:28.480 --> 0:10:32.880 over Christmas was books up from last year. And I'm like, 0:10:33.440 --> 0:10:35.480 I thought we all gave up on reading or was 0:10:35.520 --> 0:10:37.920 that just me? I thought we all just stopped. 0:10:37.559 --> 0:10:41.440 Reading as a society. We have a yeah, and books 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:44.320 feel like the last old timey thing that we're holding 0:10:44.320 --> 0:10:47.079 on to, like we still don't churn our milk to make. 0:10:46.960 --> 0:10:48.640 Butter coming from a radio when outside. 0:10:50.559 --> 0:10:54.280 Yeah, true, Oh my god, that really cut to you. Actually, 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:58.600 Oh well, congrats on the on the new no brain, no. 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:00.719 B thank you. Yeah, it's just my earth bucket list 0:11:00.760 --> 0:11:02.959 ship that I'll never do. And I'm okay with that. 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:05.319 The merchant in a book is it? We haven't announced book. 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:10.080 Because no, no no books. You know what though, Book 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:13.240 of Vigems not a terrible idea like a coffee table book. 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.800 Now I can, I can fuck with the coffee table book. 0:11:16.880 --> 0:11:18.600 Yes, that's a good Actually, you bring up a great 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.320 point because not all books are thick cut books coffee 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:21.720 table books. 0:11:21.840 --> 0:11:27.920 Yeah, true, Kid's book. No, I don't know why even 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.520 though it's not it just feels illegal, It feels creepy 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:30.840 to do that. 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:34.559 Is it just me? Or is being fingered and awful sensation? 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:37.400 Yeah? 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:38.079 Put that in the. 0:11:38.000 --> 0:11:38.920 Coffee table book. 0:11:39.120 --> 0:11:39.560 I love it. 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:41.840 That's a great idea. And what they're just I gems 0:11:41.920 --> 0:11:43.760 and it's all the ones we've done over time. 0:11:43.920 --> 0:11:48.280 Wait, gym card game. So you have friends over, You've 0:11:48.280 --> 0:11:50.760 got a deck of You've got a deck ofgems? Is 0:11:50.800 --> 0:11:53.040 it just me? Or you know a book's dumb? And 0:11:53.040 --> 0:11:56.440 then you have the conversation conversation starters and what depth. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:58.840 What warrants having to take a sip? Because it's got 0:11:58.880 --> 0:12:00.640 to be a drinking game. I'm not my fucking name 0:12:00.679 --> 0:12:01.440 to me, Okay. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:03.640 The person who draws the card has an opinion, and 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:06.000 if you disagree with that opinion, like is it just me? 0:12:06.200 --> 0:12:09.120 Or are sucking toes gross? And I go no, I 0:12:09.200 --> 0:12:11.320 love it. Everyone who thinks it's gross has to drink 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:13.679 if you disagree with whoever's probably in charge at that point. 0:12:14.360 --> 0:12:16.120 Yeah, it's a bit subjective though, because it could just 0:12:16.160 --> 0:12:17.360 lie and pretend you agree. 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.400 Yeah you're not drink you know I would too, Yeah, 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:23.880 such a pussy with drinking. They're good ideas. 0:12:24.080 --> 0:12:26.680 I do. I Actually, I'm loving the coffee table idea. 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:29.600 Let's write that down from one season five. No one's 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.440 got a pin out. I'll write it down. I'll write it. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.480 He won't read about it later. Just check it out, 0:12:33.840 --> 0:12:34.960 all right? Ready for my agym? 0:12:35.000 --> 0:12:36.000 Yeah, hit me, here we go? 0:12:37.960 --> 0:12:39.120 Is it just me? 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:44.960 Are you equally as impressed as I am with the 0:12:45.040 --> 0:12:47.720 new face of Australian bananas? 0:12:48.520 --> 0:12:50.000 Oh they've got a faith, do they? 0:12:50.120 --> 0:12:53.360 Oh they got a face, they got a name, they 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.280 got a voice. Take a listen to the latest advert 0:12:55.320 --> 0:12:57.439 for Australian bananas. 0:12:57.880 --> 0:13:01.240 How does a banana the phone? 0:13:02.760 --> 0:13:09.840 Yallo? Oh my god, Jessica do you know what? I 0:13:09.880 --> 0:13:12.800 love Jessica Rose TikTok so much that I've been tempted 0:13:12.840 --> 0:13:15.120 to use it as like a TikTok score. We steal 0:13:15.160 --> 0:13:17.959 her idea of just telling terrible dagging mum jokes. 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:18.880 Oh is that what she does? 0:13:18.960 --> 0:13:21.400 Yeah? That's her whole TikTok feed and she does it 0:13:21.440 --> 0:13:24.520 in like costumes and like embarrasses her kids. It's so funny. 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:28.520 Well that's what that is. With the laugh that's discussed. 0:13:28.559 --> 0:13:33.160 Peter Overton had to film that is a radio television announcer. 0:13:34.280 --> 0:13:37.200 Awful. And so we've spoken about this on the podcast before, 0:13:37.240 --> 0:13:39.280 haven't we. We come back to the Early Day season one, 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:41.840 I think, Yeah, we were talking about Australian eggs and 0:13:41.840 --> 0:13:44.160 we were like, that's not a brand. Yeah, who are 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:45.000 Australian Eggs? 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:46.960 Yeah? We saw the original ad and they had no 0:13:47.080 --> 0:13:50.480 company attached to it. It was just Australian the egg 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.559 lobby saying buy more eggs. 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:53.000 Yeah. 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:54.640 And so now they're doing the same with bananas. 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:56.160 Yeah, and I thought I want to get it. I 0:13:56.160 --> 0:14:00.520 would like to be the banana Ambassador, the bamastor the 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:01.240 banana aciter. 0:14:01.400 --> 0:14:02.920 Okay, so I thought of Jessica Rogue. 0:14:02.920 --> 0:14:04.040 Oh there's much more to you want to hear the 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:05.600 end of it. She rabbles on about teas and seas 0:14:05.600 --> 0:14:06.079 and stuff. 0:14:06.240 --> 0:14:07.679 Oh, she sells the banana's hard. 0:14:08.840 --> 0:14:12.640 And did you know that Australian bananas are a wonderful 0:14:12.920 --> 0:14:14.640 natural source of energy. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:17.880 They're perfect to get our kids back to school and 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:20.600 give them lots of energy to have plenty of fun. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:25.200 And also they are perfect to push in the lunchbox. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:27.240 Youmomo. 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:30.400 I don't know if I agree with that. They're not 0:14:30.400 --> 0:14:33.160 perfect for the lunchbox. Mine got beaten to Jesus by 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:35.160 the time I got open the lunchbox. 0:14:34.760 --> 0:14:38.000 At school, so that she was dressed as a giant banana. 0:14:38.080 --> 0:14:40.520 Yeah, of course. Yeah, she loves their costumes, doesn't She 0:14:40.560 --> 0:14:42.360 is in it. I loved it, so I thought. 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:44.680 So we did commercials for Australian Eggs back in the day. 0:14:45.800 --> 0:14:48.560 I could probably create a jingle for Australian Banana. We 0:14:48.560 --> 0:14:50.400 could send them the audio, we can actually package it 0:14:50.480 --> 0:14:52.600 up and we can continue when we get an update. 0:14:52.600 --> 0:14:54.240 So it needs to be a song again, it needs. 0:14:54.080 --> 0:14:54.560 To be a song. 0:14:54.640 --> 0:14:54.960 Okay. 0:14:55.120 --> 0:14:57.080 So I've got the original tracks we have, We've got 0:14:57.120 --> 0:14:59.360 five options for commercial music. So yes, let's run through 0:14:59.400 --> 0:15:02.440 the banana fresh. 0:15:03.720 --> 0:15:05.840 I don't know why, but this song is more like 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:07.560 green pasture to me. 0:15:08.000 --> 0:15:11.040 This isn't banana, all right, it's just the next up shore. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.440 Oh, this is kind of fruity. This. 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:19.560 Don't look at me when you say that, Oh banana banana? 0:15:19.640 --> 0:15:23.160 Oh yeah, banana. 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:28.160 I like the fruity one. 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:31.120