1 00:00:00,440 --> 00:00:03,360 Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast. 2 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:08,400 Speaker 2: Last night, We've took a plane to Africa. 3 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:09,920 Speaker 3: He goes into the im. 4 00:00:09,720 --> 00:00:11,560 Speaker 2: Of celeb Jungle this week, and you can watch you 5 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 2: on Channel ten Sunday night, or you can hear him 6 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:18,639 Speaker 2: right now because he's broadcasting from honestly what looks like 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 2: a school portable. 8 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 4: I have. I have no idea where I am. 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:27,880 Speaker 5: Quite genuinely, I can just tell you I'm somewhere in 10 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 5: South Africa because I go. 11 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 2: Like, did you definitely because we were joking about this before, 12 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,159 Speaker 2: like did they definitely take you to Africa? 13 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:35,400 Speaker 3: Because they could have taken you anywhere? 14 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,040 Speaker 5: I reckon, No, no, no, I knew I know where my 15 00:00:39,080 --> 00:00:43,120 Speaker 5: plan laid landed. Unless this has been a full like 16 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 5: mystery with airlines and stuff, I'm pretty sure my plane 17 00:00:45,880 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 5: landed in South Africa. And actually, I mean, I've got 18 00:00:49,360 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 5: so much I want to tell you when the plane 19 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:54,920 Speaker 5: actually landed in South Africa. I can't say, like the 20 00:00:55,360 --> 00:00:56,959 Speaker 5: town that I'm in or the city that I'm in, 21 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 5: But you know you're in South Africa as soon as 22 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,640 Speaker 5: you're in there, because there were baboons. 23 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:02,720 Speaker 4: On the tarmac. 24 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 3: Are you're kidding? 25 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 5: There was a family of baboons on the tarmac as 26 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,000 Speaker 5: we have to go on land the plane, did you. 27 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:13,160 Speaker 4: Have to you just have to win. Those situations will 28 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 4: go straight through the No, no, no, no, that's as fine 29 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:18,240 Speaker 4: as the plane. I'm joking. I'm joking. As the plane 30 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,000 Speaker 4: got closer, the bab boon's just sort of clear. 31 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:22,560 Speaker 5: But like you're looking at the window of these planes 32 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:23,240 Speaker 5: and there's already a. 33 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:24,880 Speaker 4: Batburon so wow, totally wild. 34 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 6: Wow. 35 00:01:25,600 --> 00:01:29,000 Speaker 5: Then your land and then that's when I'm straight into 36 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:29,880 Speaker 5: the black doubt cars. 37 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,640 Speaker 4: Bag over my heads. They don't want me to know 38 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,240 Speaker 4: where I am. 39 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 2: Anyway, your head at the airport, so you get your 40 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,720 Speaker 2: bags or whatever, and then you come out the other side. 41 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 2: There's a dude holding a whiteboard there with your name 42 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 2: on it and holding a Hessian sack that he's going 43 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 2: to put over your head. 44 00:01:47,080 --> 00:01:48,520 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a bit more comfortable than that. 45 00:01:48,520 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 5: But there was a man called shol Is like, oh, 46 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:53,160 Speaker 5: by the way, he calls me a code name, so 47 00:01:53,360 --> 00:01:57,080 Speaker 5: they don't even use my name, so I'm what whiskey sour, 48 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 5: So I'm just referred to as whiskey Sour, which was 49 00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 5: actually it's really confusing everyone. 50 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:06,400 Speaker 4: Everyone who needs to drive me around. 51 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,320 Speaker 5: I'll walk up to them and say hey, I'm Woody 52 00:02:09,360 --> 00:02:12,200 Speaker 5: and they go yeah, yeah, cool, not a problem. And 53 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,760 Speaker 5: then I'm like, no, I think you're here to drive 54 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,440 Speaker 5: me and they no, wood is here, and I'm like, 55 00:02:16,639 --> 00:02:20,680 Speaker 5: whiskey sour, and it's like, oh yeah, whiskey sne with me. 56 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,640 Speaker 5: So it's really really confusing. Even when I got picked 57 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:27,079 Speaker 5: up from the radio station last night, the driver was 58 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:30,040 Speaker 5: just standing there and he had he actually wasn't given 59 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 5: a name, so there was this weird Mexican standoff between 60 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:34,720 Speaker 5: the two of us as we tried to figure out 61 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 5: if I was actually the one who was supposed to 62 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 5: be in his. 63 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 3: Still works in operations. 64 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:41,600 Speaker 2: He has said he just saw you out and run 65 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 2: in the car last night, just yelling cocktail names. 66 00:02:45,919 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 3: At a driver and he was like, what is going on? 67 00:02:49,360 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 3: And I called on the beach is that? Are you sure? 68 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,160 Speaker 3: So you forgot what your codename was? 69 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 4: Totally forgot, I'm sure. 70 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:07,880 Speaker 5: I messaged so many times a Cosmopolitan NEGRONI no arslan Black, 71 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 5: that's a coffee order. 72 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 7: Anyway. 73 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:11,160 Speaker 4: I was absolutely nowhere. 74 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 7: Anyway. 75 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 5: So then I arrive at this like villa in South Africa, 76 00:03:19,840 --> 00:03:22,000 Speaker 5: and they really do take you to heaven before they 77 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 5: take you to hell. 78 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,840 Speaker 4: Because this villa is like amazing. It's got a pool 79 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:27,520 Speaker 4: and we're in the middle of a reserve. 80 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 3: You say we, who's we? 81 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:34,680 Speaker 5: Well, when I got in there, there's Gary, who's like 82 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:37,200 Speaker 5: the have you just have you just made up his 83 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,000 Speaker 5: name because you've forgotten his name as well. 84 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:43,480 Speaker 3: On the rocks and you've just obviously forgotten. 85 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:45,360 Speaker 7: No. 86 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 5: Gary is in there, and Gary is like my house manager. 87 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,840 Speaker 5: And then I've got my chaperone tk uh. And then 88 00:03:51,960 --> 00:03:55,320 Speaker 5: there's a chef in there called Maurice's who's making me 89 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 5: these delicious. 90 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 3: Meals their own personalized chef. 91 00:03:59,360 --> 00:03:59,560 Speaker 4: Yeah. 92 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,440 Speaker 5: Then there in the kitchen and he's whipping me out lunch, 93 00:04:02,600 --> 00:04:05,000 Speaker 5: and then Gary's doing what Gary does. And then t 94 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,120 Speaker 5: K is trying to explain everything that we're going to do. 95 00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,600 Speaker 5: So everywhere I go I have to go with KJK 96 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:12,360 Speaker 5: needs to. 97 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:17,720 Speaker 4: All clear everything. So one of the first things. 98 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 3: Let's go to a song. Let's go to a song. 99 00:04:18,240 --> 00:04:20,160 Speaker 2: I've got more pressures for you up there because woods 100 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 2: is live from Africa right now. He's broadcasting from Africa's 101 00:04:22,800 --> 00:04:24,520 Speaker 2: We're going a song on the other side More with 102 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:25,400 Speaker 2: Woody live from Africa. 103 00:04:25,440 --> 00:04:26,799 Speaker 3: You listen to the Woody I'm. 104 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:29,720 Speaker 2: Just get me out of here kicks off this Sunday. 105 00:04:30,200 --> 00:04:31,920 Speaker 2: Matt Damon's going to join us a little bit later 106 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:34,279 Speaker 2: on very excited about that, but he's been bumped Woods 107 00:04:34,279 --> 00:04:36,320 Speaker 2: because we've got another celebrity dialing in right now. 108 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,480 Speaker 4: I'm a celebrity. 109 00:04:39,240 --> 00:04:42,839 Speaker 3: Been bumped. You bumped, Matt Damon, you bumped. 110 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,839 Speaker 4: He wants to hear about your new movie. Damon wants 111 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 4: to hear you. 112 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,719 Speaker 2: Want to hear about it. He's going to join us 113 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,479 Speaker 2: a bit later, and we're very excited about that. Jason Bourne. 114 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,120 Speaker 2: Jason Bourne on the show. I was very shortly check 115 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 2: it out. Anyway, let's talk about to that was you are. 116 00:04:57,839 --> 00:05:00,000 Speaker 2: You are going into the Army Slip Jungle this weekend, 117 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,159 Speaker 2: so being be able to see you on TV Sunday night, 118 00:05:02,880 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 2: and people need to know that it's a twenty four 119 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:05,640 Speaker 2: hour turnaround, like it is. 120 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:08,240 Speaker 3: A live to live show. It's a hot. 121 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,159 Speaker 2: Turnaround to try and get that show out. So we'll 122 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,760 Speaker 2: be seeing you pretty much real time. What goes on 123 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,080 Speaker 2: in the jungle once you leave. 124 00:05:14,800 --> 00:05:18,640 Speaker 5: And speaking of this being quite real, I still don't 125 00:05:18,839 --> 00:05:21,680 Speaker 5: know when I'm going to be going into the jungle 126 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:25,200 Speaker 5: kidding like, no one has confirmed that for me, so 127 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:26,920 Speaker 5: you just sort of again. 128 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,680 Speaker 4: I was saying this for the song. But everywhere I 129 00:05:28,720 --> 00:05:29,520 Speaker 4: go I have this. 130 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 5: Chaperone called Tick Care and he's always with me making 131 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:34,920 Speaker 5: sure that I'm not going to places where I shouldn't 132 00:05:34,920 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 5: be going. He puts bags on my heads when he 133 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:38,000 Speaker 5: feels like he needs to put a bag on my 134 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:40,040 Speaker 5: head because as you can imagine. 135 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,400 Speaker 2: A time that he's put a bag in your head, 136 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:43,320 Speaker 2: You're like, I'm not dre if I needed it there, mate? 137 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:46,120 Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? It together? Like what's 138 00:05:46,160 --> 00:05:47,919 Speaker 4: going on in the villa? 139 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:49,440 Speaker 3: Come on to a cape? 140 00:05:50,279 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 8: That was that bagging really necessary? 141 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,360 Speaker 5: It is a beautiful man, very gentle okay, But as 142 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,200 Speaker 5: far as the logistics goes that you put a. 143 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,920 Speaker 3: Bag on your own head or does he put it 144 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,880 Speaker 3: on yours? 145 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,960 Speaker 4: He puts the bag in bags you and I actually 146 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:12,599 Speaker 4: like something quite fatherly about it, you know. I feel 147 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:13,200 Speaker 4: and I feel. 148 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,000 Speaker 5: Quite close to t K as well, because he's the 149 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,400 Speaker 5: one who depends on all my questions. And speaking of 150 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,200 Speaker 5: being dependent on TK. 151 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:23,239 Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, so is TK right now? Is he with you? 152 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 9: No? 153 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:27,560 Speaker 5: Tick, He's actually he's just outside but hilariously So t 154 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,599 Speaker 5: K is the one who led me here holding my hand, 155 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:33,440 Speaker 5: and then before I needed to take a WII and 156 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,400 Speaker 5: all the people at ten are like, nah, we can't 157 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,960 Speaker 5: let you go to the toilet because that will give 158 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 5: away too much. So TK had to lead me at 159 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,000 Speaker 5: the back of whatever I'm in right now, and I 160 00:06:43,080 --> 00:06:45,080 Speaker 5: was blindfolded, and he helped me take a piss behind 161 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:48,640 Speaker 5: a bush. 162 00:06:48,960 --> 00:06:52,159 Speaker 2: So you've been in Africa for twenty four hours and 163 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:56,279 Speaker 2: already you've had a total stranger put a bag over 164 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,880 Speaker 2: your head and now have a. 165 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:01,080 Speaker 3: Pretty good look at your appendage. Totally. 166 00:07:01,640 --> 00:07:05,160 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, absolutely, and I hope were you bagged when 167 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,880 Speaker 5: you were you bagged when you were weaning? 168 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 7: Yeah? 169 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 4: Yeah. SOK had to like guide me. 170 00:07:10,440 --> 00:07:10,760 Speaker 1: He was like. 171 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 5: K was like, oh no, no, bro, a little bit 172 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,400 Speaker 5: to your left, You're not You're not baham the bush 173 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:15,840 Speaker 5: at all. 174 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:17,920 Speaker 4: And then I was like, well, Tak, you need to 175 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,560 Speaker 4: tell me which way I'm facing. He goes, no, that's 176 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 4: me now, don't You're You're weaning my direction And then 177 00:07:24,360 --> 00:07:24,680 Speaker 4: get this. 178 00:07:25,040 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 5: So when I got when I got to the villa, 179 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 5: the first thing, the first thing I said to ta K, 180 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 5: I just met t K and I was like, mate, 181 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,000 Speaker 5: I've been on a plane for like a really long time. 182 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,040 Speaker 4: I'd love stop winning my direction. 183 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:38,480 Speaker 5: The first thing I said to t K was, mate, 184 00:07:38,480 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 5: I really just want to go for a run. I'd 185 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:41,440 Speaker 5: love to just like get a sweat on because I 186 00:07:41,440 --> 00:07:42,920 Speaker 5: just feel like I've been cooped up for a long time. 187 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,600 Speaker 5: And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, not a problem, 188 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 5: not a problem, A small thing. The villa we are 189 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,200 Speaker 5: in is literally in the middle of a reserve, so 190 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 5: if you go for a run, should be fun. But 191 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:56,840 Speaker 5: you might see a leopard. If you see a leopard, 192 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,120 Speaker 5: stay still and slowly back away. And I was like, okay, 193 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:02,880 Speaker 5: that should be okay. The leopards usually attack and he 194 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:04,760 Speaker 5: was like, oh nah, it's the middle of the day. 195 00:08:04,800 --> 00:08:07,320 Speaker 5: Shouldn't be a problem. They usually attack in the mornings 196 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,240 Speaker 5: and the nuts. So that's what he says to me, 197 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,840 Speaker 5: and then he goes Also, you might see a rhinoceros 198 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,600 Speaker 5: or a water buffalo, So as you are going for 199 00:08:15,680 --> 00:08:18,120 Speaker 5: your run, every time you see a tree, you need 200 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,200 Speaker 5: to clock that tree and know that that's the tree 201 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,080 Speaker 5: that you're going to claw. 202 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:24,080 Speaker 4: If a water buffalo comes for you, Oh my god, 203 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,800 Speaker 4: isn't that extraordinary? 204 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 5: He says, whenever you are walking around this reserve right now, 205 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:31,840 Speaker 5: know the tree that you are going to climb. 206 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:32,679 Speaker 3: Shut up. 207 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,440 Speaker 5: Yeah, And there are like wart hogs running around. I 208 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,000 Speaker 5: saw Zazu from the Lion King. He flew onto the balcony. Actually, 209 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,600 Speaker 5: on the drive here this morning, a hyena like was 210 00:08:43,679 --> 00:08:46,280 Speaker 5: just walking in front of the car, like a huge 211 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,800 Speaker 5: hyena was walking in front of the car. And there 212 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:50,400 Speaker 5: are a whole bunch of people that were on the 213 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:53,000 Speaker 5: side of the road waiting to go to their jobs 214 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 5: at a fruit fruit picking job. And TK was like, 215 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:59,640 Speaker 5: we don't have time. But if we waited long enough, 216 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:02,160 Speaker 5: if that hyena got close to those people, they would 217 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 5: all start sprinting. 218 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:08,160 Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, yeah, that's so real. 219 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's so so full one. 220 00:09:11,640 --> 00:09:14,440 Speaker 5: So you can't, like, I can't leave t K side 221 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:17,080 Speaker 5: because I'm actually genuinely scared about you. 222 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,840 Speaker 2: Guys are developing like a really beautiful relationship now really 223 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,320 Speaker 2: and and and soon as as he gets to know 224 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:26,559 Speaker 2: you more and more, he'll just be telling you every 225 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:28,240 Speaker 2: time you clock a tree, that's the one that you're 226 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,520 Speaker 2: gonna have to go and piss behind woody because. 227 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:35,679 Speaker 3: Because that's what you do a lot of as well. 228 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,400 Speaker 3: Oh that's great. Can we get him on. We're gonna go, 229 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:40,040 Speaker 3: We're gonna go to the train. I'd love to I'd 230 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:40,920 Speaker 3: love to have the man on. 231 00:09:41,559 --> 00:09:42,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, let me get taken out. 232 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:47,120 Speaker 2: What's in South Africa broadcasting before he goes into the 233 00:09:47,160 --> 00:09:50,640 Speaker 2: IMS celeb jungle very shortly, but wards before you go. 234 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,920 Speaker 2: I mean, I'm pretty excited about this, mate. This is 235 00:09:52,920 --> 00:09:54,520 Speaker 2: his childhood hero sort of stuff. 236 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:54,960 Speaker 3: Totally. 237 00:09:55,520 --> 00:09:58,520 Speaker 5: Marlon Wayans and Matt Damon are about to join us 238 00:09:58,559 --> 00:09:59,440 Speaker 5: live on the show. 239 00:09:59,440 --> 00:09:59,679 Speaker 4: We'll go. 240 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:02,000 Speaker 2: Yes, I know now, before we jump into this, I 241 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,679 Speaker 2: am slightly conscious of the fact that you and I 242 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,160 Speaker 2: are about to meet an. 243 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,360 Speaker 3: Idol of ours in Matt Damon. 244 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:06,600 Speaker 5: Yeah. 245 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:08,160 Speaker 2: I don't know if it's from ale Mindes, but Matt 246 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:13,200 Speaker 2: Damon's is genuinely an idol. And like I'm always conscious 247 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:15,880 Speaker 2: of making video calls in this studio when behind us 248 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:17,600 Speaker 2: are our promo photos and you and I are both 249 00:10:17,600 --> 00:10:19,240 Speaker 2: shirtless dressed as gangsters. 250 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,200 Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not a good look. They won't look at that. 251 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,920 Speaker 5: I'm sure they won't look at that. All right, I'll 252 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:26,120 Speaker 5: try and cover it, can't cover it? 253 00:10:26,160 --> 00:10:29,600 Speaker 2: Slightly good A guys, how you going, what's happening. 254 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:33,640 Speaker 3: Guys, how you doing Listen? I don't, I just very much. 255 00:10:33,640 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 3: I just want to go get a red jumpsuit, and I. 256 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:37,320 Speaker 2: Want to live. 257 00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,079 Speaker 10: And we want to we want to do redo that 258 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:42,800 Speaker 10: post in the. 259 00:10:42,760 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 4: Back do you know? 260 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:47,600 Speaker 5: Do you know who couldn't do that pose? That's your 261 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 5: character from the movie Matt Sonny. Because our friend, our 262 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:56,840 Speaker 5: friend Lauren informed us that you were in a fatsuit. 263 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 4: My friend I had a. 264 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:01,160 Speaker 11: Little extra you know, wet a body suit. It was 265 00:11:01,200 --> 00:11:04,000 Speaker 11: a little extra you know, cushion for the you know, 266 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:08,320 Speaker 11: little a little extra love around the midsection. Ben just 267 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 11: liked the idea that that a lot of these guys 268 00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:14,360 Speaker 11: who work, you know, and so closely to athletes aren't 269 00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:17,840 Speaker 11: athletic themselves. And so there's this running joke that you know, 270 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,600 Speaker 11: Sonny works at this running company, but he hates to run. 271 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, so so so. 272 00:11:22,400 --> 00:11:24,199 Speaker 11: Yeah, we just wanted to kind of play that idea 273 00:11:24,320 --> 00:11:25,520 Speaker 11: up a bit and have some fun with it. 274 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:28,360 Speaker 10: I don't know, I think I think Ben was messing 275 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:32,520 Speaker 10: with you met you just think so I finally got 276 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,080 Speaker 10: a job with the dude and here and he absolutely 277 00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 10: threw me under the bus. 278 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:39,080 Speaker 3: Do you believe that. 279 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 8: That's unbelievable obviously, Like Ben's a very good friend of yours, 280 00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,080 Speaker 8: so like, you know, if he's not the director in 281 00:11:44,080 --> 00:11:46,640 Speaker 8: that situation, have you got any pushback or is like 282 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:48,640 Speaker 8: or is he given that he is a friend of 283 00:11:48,679 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 8: yours all of a sudden, do you have pushback? 284 00:11:51,559 --> 00:11:56,840 Speaker 11: I was just kind of like, really, dude. He was like, yeah, 285 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,560 Speaker 11: that's what I want. I'm the director and that's what 286 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 11: I want. I was like, all right, great. I showed 287 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,560 Speaker 11: the movie to my wife and she was like, the 288 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:03,280 Speaker 11: movie's great. 289 00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,360 Speaker 4: You look like shit. 290 00:12:06,520 --> 00:12:08,599 Speaker 3: You do because you're like, I know you caught a 291 00:12:08,640 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 3: fit guy. 292 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,200 Speaker 2: I think that's the thing that struck me first is 293 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:13,319 Speaker 2: what do you know literally talking about? Because we didn't 294 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,000 Speaker 2: know that you were wearing a fat suit. And then 295 00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:17,360 Speaker 2: Lauren came in here just before and we were like, 296 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:20,400 Speaker 2: Jesus let himself go, hasn't he And she was like 297 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 2: she was wearing. 298 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 11: A fat He's wearing a fat By the way, Marlon 299 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,080 Speaker 11: didn't know either. Marlon came in and worked and was like, wow, I. 300 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,199 Speaker 6: Could whoop this dude? 301 00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:30,959 Speaker 3: What were you doing? 302 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:38,000 Speaker 4: It looked like Jason Jason Bourn, Hey, Matt, is it 303 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 4: also true? And sorry? This is this is more intel 304 00:12:40,559 --> 00:12:41,280 Speaker 4: from Lauren. 305 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,040 Speaker 5: Is it also true that you'd be sitting in your 306 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,199 Speaker 5: trailer and Lauren was on a holiday with your family 307 00:12:46,280 --> 00:12:48,960 Speaker 5: in Mikonos while you're sitting in the trailer in your 308 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 5: fat suit. 309 00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:53,079 Speaker 11: So I would call them every morning, right and when 310 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,800 Speaker 11: I got to work, but it was la so they 311 00:12:54,800 --> 00:12:57,199 Speaker 11: were nine hours ahead, and by the time i'd call, 312 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,760 Speaker 11: they'd be at some dance. They'd be at some beach 313 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,360 Speaker 11: where they dance in the daytime in Greece. I don't 314 00:13:02,360 --> 00:13:04,560 Speaker 11: even know what goes on there. They're jumping up and 315 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 11: down and they could never hear me because it was 316 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,520 Speaker 11: too loud on the beach. I could see my kids 317 00:13:09,559 --> 00:13:13,080 Speaker 11: and they're dancing, and lassies dancing. Everybody's dancing. I'm like, hey, guys, 318 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 11: and they're just waving at me, going. 319 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 3: We can't hear you. 320 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,240 Speaker 10: That's not almost beach, I know exactly. 321 00:13:20,559 --> 00:13:25,400 Speaker 3: Is beautiful place, guys. 322 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:28,160 Speaker 2: I'd love to talk a little bit more about I know, 323 00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:29,680 Speaker 2: maybe not the elephant in the room. Met You were 324 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:31,520 Speaker 2: obviously the elephant in the room during the filming, but 325 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:39,880 Speaker 2: that the Michael Jordan factor, So so Jordan's not there's 326 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:44,280 Speaker 2: no one playing Michael Jordan in the movie. Is he 327 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,520 Speaker 2: got like a I mean, like, just having seen the 328 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 2: Michael Jordan documentary, is he tight on his trademark? Was 329 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:52,040 Speaker 2: he like not willing to let somebody play him in 330 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:53,200 Speaker 2: a biopica? 331 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:54,160 Speaker 3: No, not at all. 332 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:57,440 Speaker 11: It's just that it's just that you can't. He's such 333 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,560 Speaker 11: an icon and he's so famous that we just went 334 00:14:00,600 --> 00:14:03,640 Speaker 11: the second you put a camera on anybody and go, hey, 335 00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:06,440 Speaker 11: that's Michael Jordan, you just lose the whole audience because 336 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 11: they just go, no, that's not Hims, no way. And 337 00:14:09,800 --> 00:14:11,360 Speaker 11: so we kind of made it it's more about the. 338 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:14,719 Speaker 6: People around Jordan, right, Jordan's always just in the other 339 00:14:14,800 --> 00:14:17,440 Speaker 6: room like a like a mythical figure really, And then 340 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:18,920 Speaker 6: at the end of the movie we cut in that 341 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:22,680 Speaker 6: real footage that everyone's seen of him just dunking on people, 342 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:25,200 Speaker 6: and you're going, now, that's Michael Jordan, and that's what 343 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:26,600 Speaker 6: happened after this whole deal. 344 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:30,640 Speaker 2: Wow, fascinating. Mall mind's Matt Diamond. Gotta let you guys go. 345 00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 2: I know, it's a huge day of press for you. 346 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:33,960 Speaker 2: Thanks so much for joining us here on William Woody, Hey. 347 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,680 Speaker 11: Good talking to you guys. 348 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,200 Speaker 3: Say hi to LOSSI for me, will. 349 00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,680 Speaker 4: You We will. 350 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,200 Speaker 3: Love it to meet you guys. 351 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:43,080 Speaker 2: Congratulations and sam Olin yeah thanks. Legend Air is exclusively 352 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,880 Speaker 2: playing in Cinema's fifth of April twenty twenty three. It's 353 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:50,000 Speaker 2: Willow Woody Woods broadcasting from Africa as he is. 354 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:51,560 Speaker 3: On the cusp of going into the jungle. 355 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:55,320 Speaker 4: Willen Woody More after this, it's. 356 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:58,960 Speaker 2: Will Woody's broadcasting live from Africa heading into the Army 357 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,960 Speaker 2: celeb Jungle this weekend and you can watch him Channel 358 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 2: ten Sunday night. Very much looking forward to that wards. 359 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,920 Speaker 2: Although you don't know when you're going into the jungle yourself. 360 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,840 Speaker 4: No, yeah, I actually have no idea. 361 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 3: You don't even know where you are right now. 362 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:13,480 Speaker 2: I mean it's not totally different from real life back here, 363 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 2: but anyway, i'd going to take some calls right now 364 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,360 Speaker 2: thirty one and six ' five. We're going to talk 365 00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:23,080 Speaker 2: about cruise ships, largely. 366 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:25,880 Speaker 3: What went wrong on the cruise ship. I've never been 367 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,520 Speaker 3: in a cruise ship before a life, but it feels 368 00:15:27,560 --> 00:15:28,640 Speaker 3: like a lot goes wrong on them. 369 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:32,840 Speaker 2: And there's a viral there's a viral video going around 370 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 2: at the moment of this TikToker who's actually like a 371 00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:40,640 Speaker 2: cosplay artist and have a listen to this story almost 372 00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:43,200 Speaker 2: gut wrenching, heart racing moment in life. Doesn't you go 373 00:15:43,240 --> 00:15:44,640 Speaker 2: on a cruise and your man says he's hungry, he's 374 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 2: gonna go get some the food. 375 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 12: So you stay behind the cabin to get ready with 376 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,360 Speaker 12: your friend and she's slipping through the TV. 377 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,000 Speaker 3: When she comes to the channel that's showing you what's 378 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,120 Speaker 3: happening live on each occasion, she. 379 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:57,600 Speaker 4: Notices your man not getting food but getting another woman's number, 380 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:58,160 Speaker 4: flirting with. 381 00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:59,640 Speaker 9: Her and getting his arm around it. 382 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 3: Totally Oh my god. 383 00:16:03,160 --> 00:16:06,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, So they watch him, they watch him live pick 384 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:10,520 Speaker 2: up another chick on a different level of the boat. 385 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:14,000 Speaker 4: Very wrong, but also that kind of sexy. 386 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:18,400 Speaker 5: What do you mean, Well, I just mean, like I mean, 387 00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:20,560 Speaker 5: if he didn't do anything further, it's like, oh, look 388 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,480 Speaker 5: at my man flirting. I'm going to get my man 389 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,080 Speaker 5: because you're watching him on camera as well. 390 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:25,360 Speaker 7: No. 391 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,880 Speaker 5: Look, the more I say it out load, the more 392 00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,640 Speaker 5: it's like, No, it's bad. 393 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:29,640 Speaker 3: I mean, you don't know. 394 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:30,240 Speaker 7: Where you are, mate. 395 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:36,040 Speaker 2: But if you totally lost your mind, if you turn 396 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 2: that TV on, mind you and saw another dude hitting 397 00:16:38,720 --> 00:16:41,520 Speaker 2: on Mimi Live, you'd sit there and be like, God, 398 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:42,040 Speaker 2: that's good. 399 00:16:43,840 --> 00:16:49,800 Speaker 5: Yeah, through it like that. Yeah, that's not sexy at all. 400 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:50,600 Speaker 5: Well that's horrific. 401 00:16:50,680 --> 00:16:54,320 Speaker 3: Yeah right, So now I've brought you back down at earth. 402 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:59,080 Speaker 3: I love to hear people an now and a half 403 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,560 Speaker 3: to go, mate, stay with thirty one O six five? 404 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:05,200 Speaker 3: What went wrong on the cruise ship? 405 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:10,000 Speaker 2: Because I feel like these places are just designed for drama. 406 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:14,560 Speaker 2: There's a brand new Agatha Christie cruise ship mystery thing 407 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:17,359 Speaker 2: with Kenneth Browner death on the Nile Bank. 408 00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:19,960 Speaker 3: Pretty good stuff. 409 00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,199 Speaker 4: Nice, yeah, but it's brand new. Will that's been out 410 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:22,959 Speaker 4: for a pretty good year. 411 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:26,480 Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it out. It's fresh, it's fresh 412 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,720 Speaker 3: fresh to the kids playlist. Anyway, thirty one and six 413 00:17:29,760 --> 00:17:30,720 Speaker 3: five went wrong on the cruse ship. 414 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,920 Speaker 2: We had a call from a guy the other day, 415 00:17:32,240 --> 00:17:35,120 Speaker 2: or from a woman the other day about her dad, 416 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:38,080 Speaker 2: who's pretty old now on a cruise ship. 417 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:38,680 Speaker 3: Have listeners. 418 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,840 Speaker 12: He just come off a cruise and he sent me 419 00:17:42,160 --> 00:17:45,720 Speaker 12: pictures of himself with four lovely ladies. 420 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 3: So that why did you send it to you? 421 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:53,040 Speaker 12: Like? 422 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,760 Speaker 3: What's what's it? Did he have a caption or something 423 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:55,520 Speaker 3: that went with the photo? 424 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,560 Speaker 11: Picking you mother? 425 00:18:02,720 --> 00:18:06,800 Speaker 2: Guys, he's eighty five. His wife died two years ago. 426 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,160 Speaker 2: He's on a cruise ship and arm with four other 427 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:13,720 Speaker 2: women and messages his daughter pick your own mother. Something 428 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:16,080 Speaker 2: went on, Something went wrong on that cruise ship? What 429 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:20,520 Speaker 2: went wrong on yours? Puts his broadcasting live from Africa. 430 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 2: He goes into the imcelev jungle on the weekend Woods. 431 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,840 Speaker 2: Right now we're taking your calls that end one of 432 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 2: six ' five. What went wrong on the cruise ship? Now, 433 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:34,040 Speaker 2: before we get into these calls, yeah, I want to 434 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,280 Speaker 2: remind you of the time that Anthony Alberizi, our current 435 00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,520 Speaker 2: Prime Minister, was in this studio talking to us about 436 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:44,320 Speaker 2: how his parents met on a cruise ship and you, 437 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,800 Speaker 2: having only met him for about five minutes, decided to 438 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,440 Speaker 2: make an inappropriate joke about his mother. 439 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: Well, they met on the ship, going over on the ship, 440 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:58,520 Speaker 1: on the ship, and then they obviously had some further 441 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:02,960 Speaker 1: liaison and the goody to put it, the ship was 442 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,000 Speaker 1: docking in Southampton. 443 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:08,560 Speaker 4: We're both docking and now now it's my mummy. 444 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,439 Speaker 7: Where is the line? 445 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,440 Speaker 4: That is so often. 446 00:19:18,440 --> 00:19:20,360 Speaker 3: Was my mom? You're talking around? 447 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,240 Speaker 4: He wasn't the Prime Minister at that stage though. 448 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:26,639 Speaker 2: Now Digital producer Cav's got a story about what went 449 00:19:26,640 --> 00:19:29,200 Speaker 2: wrong on the cruise ship cave far Yeah. 450 00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:30,439 Speaker 13: Hey guys, this is pretty hectic. 451 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,120 Speaker 14: Okay, yep, So I was in a cruise and we're 452 00:19:34,119 --> 00:19:35,199 Speaker 14: sailing along as you do. 453 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,600 Speaker 2: How old can we get it? It's just like a 454 00:19:37,600 --> 00:19:38,880 Speaker 2: family holiday. 455 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,119 Speaker 3: Sort of vibe. 456 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:41,080 Speaker 13: No, no, this is my gap year, all right? 457 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:45,280 Speaker 3: Cool? Yeah? Right in Italy? Yeah Italy Yeah, lovely, yeah, beautiful. 458 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,960 Speaker 13: So we're in the middle of the ocean, middle of 459 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:48,360 Speaker 13: the night. 460 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:51,919 Speaker 14: I get working up to someone banging on our door saying, 461 00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,320 Speaker 14: you need to get your life jackets on. 462 00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,160 Speaker 3: Oh my god, like. 463 00:19:55,240 --> 00:19:57,640 Speaker 13: What what's happened? Then we could smell petrol? 464 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:00,439 Speaker 4: Oh my, oh what did happened? 465 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:03,520 Speaker 13: Was our ship t boned a jet fuel tanker? 466 00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:07,000 Speaker 3: Oh no, god, the. 467 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,560 Speaker 13: Most flammable gas in the world. 468 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:13,160 Speaker 4: And did you need to like get off the ship? 469 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:15,560 Speaker 14: Yeah, so we had to stay on it for twenty 470 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:21,080 Speaker 14: four hours. They didn't tell us like anything. We just 471 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,960 Speaker 14: kind of had to stay on there and we eventually 472 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,720 Speaker 14: got ferried out. But the worst part was we were 473 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:29,879 Speaker 14: walking around for a bit. Someone was smoking on the front. 474 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 3: Day Italy only Italy. 475 00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,320 Speaker 2: Down his dart. 476 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 3: Wow, that's epic. 477 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:43,080 Speaker 2: kV geez whiz, like he's genuinely like, you're alive. Wow, 478 00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:46,639 Speaker 2: all right, Jordan thirty one six ' five Jordan, what 479 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,920 Speaker 2: happened on What happened on the cruise? 480 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,359 Speaker 7: Far away? 481 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 3: Good? Mate, We're good. 482 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,199 Speaker 15: So I got to tisch up. I went for my 483 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,960 Speaker 15: first cruise with my missus and a couple of mates 484 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,440 Speaker 15: sort of tish mout because I knew we'll go on 485 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 15: like a specificature. And they said we first night, you know, 486 00:21:03,080 --> 00:21:05,240 Speaker 15: whack on your best Hawaiian shirt. And I said, we 487 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,679 Speaker 15: recommend men to Pineapple T shirt. So I do like 488 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,199 Speaker 15: I listened to the boys. Yeah, sure enough. I was 489 00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 15: getting some funny looks when I was sort of walking 490 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:16,000 Speaker 15: around by a sort of the forty five fifty year olds. 491 00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:18,760 Speaker 15: And then it turns out, probably two o'clock that morning, 492 00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,800 Speaker 15: that if you wear a Pineapple T shirt you're actually 493 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:23,479 Speaker 15: down to have a bit of fun with the oldies. 494 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,639 Speaker 4: Yea, God, we have to do that. We have to 495 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,800 Speaker 4: do that. Will that's a great radio bit. 496 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,080 Speaker 3: Wait, but Jordan, you're not compelled. 497 00:21:34,119 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 4: You you didn't. 498 00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,320 Speaker 3: It was just the idea. Did you get approached? Did 499 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:38,760 Speaker 3: you have to got approached? 500 00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:42,000 Speaker 15: Once or twice? And I got asked by a couple 501 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:43,960 Speaker 15: to come to the door with the shoe string on 502 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,399 Speaker 15: the on the door handle. 503 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 11: Why the. 504 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,520 Speaker 15: I wannest reckon about mid forties to early fifties. 505 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,480 Speaker 4: Not too bad, really, this is the time. 506 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:55,480 Speaker 15: More than very impressed. 507 00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,120 Speaker 3: But yeah, yeah, fair enough. 508 00:21:57,440 --> 00:22:00,560 Speaker 4: Would you check on a pineapple Hawaiian sh get involved 509 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,120 Speaker 4: on holiday? 510 00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:03,679 Speaker 3: Yummy? 511 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:04,040 Speaker 2: Yummy? 512 00:22:04,119 --> 00:22:04,320 Speaker 1: Jordan? 513 00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:04,960 Speaker 3: Would you have done? 514 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,359 Speaker 2: Would you would you have had a dabble at the 515 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,640 Speaker 2: lemon party if you were by yourself? 516 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,159 Speaker 15: Oh that's a hard no. 517 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, fair enough. 518 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:17,119 Speaker 4: I've been a Jordan so ages. That sounds like a 519 00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:17,520 Speaker 4: great time. 520 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:21,840 Speaker 2: Thanks so much for the call of Jordan Woods. Your chaperone, 521 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,200 Speaker 2: come on throw me. David pot Pans took a call 522 00:22:24,240 --> 00:22:25,600 Speaker 2: off me here and I think it's because he's worried 523 00:22:25,640 --> 00:22:26,320 Speaker 2: that it's a bit sick. 524 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:27,159 Speaker 3: But we're going to go to it. 525 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,320 Speaker 2: Naomi five, Naomi? What happened on the cruise ship? 526 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:31,160 Speaker 12: Hey? 527 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:31,520 Speaker 3: Boys? 528 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 12: How's it going? 529 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,520 Speaker 3: Very good? Namid? 530 00:22:34,359 --> 00:22:38,159 Speaker 12: So, we were on a family vacation and it was 531 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:41,960 Speaker 12: New Year's Eve and we all were partying and stuff, 532 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:44,320 Speaker 12: and then my older and sister and I we decided 533 00:22:44,320 --> 00:22:47,680 Speaker 12: to stay back and keep partying, and my parents went 534 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:51,439 Speaker 12: back to their rooms. Anyway, got a little bit wild 535 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,920 Speaker 12: obviously New Year's And then next morning we sat down 536 00:22:55,920 --> 00:22:58,560 Speaker 12: for breakfast with my parents and they're like, oh, who's 537 00:22:58,600 --> 00:23:00,480 Speaker 12: the guy in the blue shirt? And then my sister 538 00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:02,760 Speaker 12: and I were like, oh, what, like, you know, what's 539 00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 12: going on? And then they're like, you know, we were 540 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,480 Speaker 12: watching the photo reel that comes up from the previous 541 00:23:08,560 --> 00:23:14,560 Speaker 12: night and we thought, you blokes getting getting quite close 542 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,760 Speaker 12: and cuddly and you know, obviously having a pretty good time. 543 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,879 Speaker 12: And they're like, you know, who's the guys? Should we 544 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,960 Speaker 12: flag him down and have breakfast with them and stop? 545 00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:25,159 Speaker 3: Yeah? 546 00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:30,720 Speaker 12: Yeah, with two it was such a photographer going around, 547 00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:32,920 Speaker 12: so we didn't even know our photo was being taken. 548 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 12: And then it just showed up on the highlight reel 549 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,640 Speaker 12: from the previous night. 550 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,520 Speaker 4: Lean from this story that you were hooking up with 551 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:41,719 Speaker 4: two blocks at the same time. 552 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:46,720 Speaker 12: No, my sister was. 553 00:23:46,960 --> 00:23:50,000 Speaker 3: I was like, wow, what is going on on. 554 00:23:50,080 --> 00:23:50,640 Speaker 7: The deck. 555 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:55,600 Speaker 3: And they put it on. They put it on the 556 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,960 Speaker 3: the whole cruise to say. 557 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,440 Speaker 7: The next. 558 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,680 Speaker 3: She went scared last night and he's Jordan with two 559 00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:06,960 Speaker 3: fifty plus years it's Will and Woody. 560 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:11,320 Speaker 2: Because the secrecy around the IMA celeb situation is such 561 00:24:11,359 --> 00:24:14,000 Speaker 2: that you have arrived in Africa and then you'll be 562 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 2: given a chaperone. Since you arrived in Africa, a guy 563 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,560 Speaker 2: who put a bag over your head from the moment 564 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,119 Speaker 2: you arrived. 565 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:23,080 Speaker 3: His name TK. He's in the room with you. Welcome back, TK, 566 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,600 Speaker 3: Hi guys, nice to be back now. TK. 567 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:29,040 Speaker 2: I've got some insight from Woods as to you know, 568 00:24:29,119 --> 00:24:31,720 Speaker 2: what what what his time has been like? And it's 569 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:33,679 Speaker 2: obviously through his filter and he's obviously trying to make 570 00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:36,960 Speaker 2: himself look less and less like an idiot. But what's 571 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,800 Speaker 2: the dumbest thing that would has asked you since he's 572 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,560 Speaker 2: arrived in Africa. 573 00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:47,639 Speaker 7: That's a good question. Let me think about that for 574 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,080 Speaker 7: a minute. 575 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,640 Speaker 9: He wanted to go for a run and I told 576 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,679 Speaker 9: him no, the lions and lefts could eat him, so 577 00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:53,680 Speaker 9: he wasn't. 578 00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:54,119 Speaker 7: Allowed to do that. 579 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:57,120 Speaker 3: Is that true? Is that true? 580 00:24:58,040 --> 00:24:58,280 Speaker 1: Yeah? 581 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:02,119 Speaker 9: Definitely around the house, saying there's definitely leopards around, right, 582 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:05,400 Speaker 9: and quite a bit of other nasties around as well. 583 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,639 Speaker 2: So how did he exercise instead of going for a run, 584 00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:11,600 Speaker 2: because I know how important these exercises to him. 585 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:12,720 Speaker 7: Yeah, it was quite tough. 586 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,480 Speaker 9: Luckily, there's quite a nice viewing towel with like a 587 00:25:15,520 --> 00:25:17,639 Speaker 9: couple of staircases. So he ran up and down the 588 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:22,600 Speaker 9: staircases with some jumping jacks and jumped skip rope and things. 589 00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,200 Speaker 9: So he was quite active actually for a twenty hour 590 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 9: flight and travel time and things. 591 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:28,800 Speaker 3: Yeah. 592 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:32,000 Speaker 2: Great, Okay, what's what what he been like to deal 593 00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:35,000 Speaker 2: with like as a as a person to chaperone around. 594 00:25:36,320 --> 00:25:38,560 Speaker 9: Nah, he's been quite easy. I'm quite happy with him. 595 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:39,440 Speaker 9: He's behaving. 596 00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:39,640 Speaker 10: Well. 597 00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, have you had other celebrities that you've had to 598 00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,800 Speaker 2: chaperone before? 599 00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,080 Speaker 7: I mean one of my previous jobs. 600 00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:48,679 Speaker 9: Yes, I did, but that was literally just taken him 601 00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:50,160 Speaker 9: from lodgers to airports and things. 602 00:25:50,200 --> 00:25:53,040 Speaker 3: Okay, so this is the first like personal chaperone. 603 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:55,679 Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, killing nicely. You glad to say who it was? 604 00:25:56,760 --> 00:26:02,120 Speaker 5: No, it was royalty, But that's a lot say wow. 605 00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:07,680 Speaker 9: Princess and some of the music stars and wow big 606 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:10,879 Speaker 9: big fashion designers and all kinds of things like wow cool. 607 00:26:11,359 --> 00:26:14,400 Speaker 4: Can I can I tell that justin Biebers story rather 608 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 4: than not no no, rather or not? Okay? 609 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,159 Speaker 7: So that's the problem. 610 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, so you guys had a bit of a misunderstanding 611 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:30,280 Speaker 2: before t K when you walked into the room just then, 612 00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,560 Speaker 2: So what he doesn't know where he is right now? Right, 613 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,200 Speaker 2: You're just in this bunker effectively. 614 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,960 Speaker 9: Yeah, basically it looks like an old army based bunk 615 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:39,640 Speaker 9: or something else. 616 00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,800 Speaker 7: Yeah, prefab building. 617 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, cool? Cool. 618 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,920 Speaker 2: And then he said to you before because this was off, Mike, 619 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:47,040 Speaker 2: he said to you before, can I go to the toilet? 620 00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:49,160 Speaker 2: And then you said, I'm going to have to put 621 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:50,160 Speaker 2: a bag over your head and. 622 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,440 Speaker 3: Drive you to go to the toilet. 623 00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:56,119 Speaker 2: That's great, yes, yeah, And then he said, can I 624 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:56,960 Speaker 2: just we here? 625 00:26:58,080 --> 00:26:58,320 Speaker 7: Right? 626 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 2: But then he already had the bag on his head 627 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,440 Speaker 2: at that time. Yeah, that's true. 628 00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:08,120 Speaker 3: So was he just facing you. 629 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:11,879 Speaker 7: His back was. 630 00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,239 Speaker 9: Turned but he couldn't see what he was doing at 631 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:19,160 Speaker 9: the moment, just pissying with a bag on his head. 632 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 3: Do you have to direct the stream? 633 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:26,080 Speaker 7: No, luckily not. No, he did it all on his own. 634 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,879 Speaker 7: I was just here. Do you look out for the 635 00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 7: game and wildlife? 636 00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:29,600 Speaker 1: Oh? 637 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:32,040 Speaker 2: Either way, you're there to look at? What does he 638 00:27:32,119 --> 00:27:34,119 Speaker 2: gets a lion eats him while he's taking a pierce? 639 00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:35,520 Speaker 7: Exactly? 640 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,320 Speaker 3: What do you have a gun? 641 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:40,960 Speaker 14: T K Like? 642 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,960 Speaker 3: Do you have to shoot it if it's going for him? 643 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:44,479 Speaker 2: Uh? 644 00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,240 Speaker 7: No, unfortunately not. But I do know what to do 645 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,280 Speaker 7: when something like that happened? 646 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:48,800 Speaker 3: What happens? 647 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,879 Speaker 2: What what happens if the like if he's taking a 648 00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:53,240 Speaker 2: piece and a lion goes for him, is that just 649 00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 2: do you just have to let you know nature run 650 00:27:55,800 --> 00:27:56,480 Speaker 2: its course there? 651 00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:00,560 Speaker 7: No, no, no, I need to try and protect him somehow. 652 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,480 Speaker 9: I don't know how exactly, but yeah, normally they want 653 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,120 Speaker 9: just attacked. I will give you some warning signs close 654 00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:09,040 Speaker 9: to them, so we should be fine. 655 00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, So hang on TK if in the next you know, 656 00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:14,280 Speaker 2: because wood he goes in the jungle in a couple 657 00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:17,120 Speaker 2: of days or whatever. If in the next two days, 658 00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 2: let's go with a hippo because I know they're responsible 659 00:28:19,359 --> 00:28:22,359 Speaker 2: for more deaths in Africa than any other animal. If 660 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:25,440 Speaker 2: it's a hippo that attacks him, will you put your 661 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:29,880 Speaker 2: body on the like I'm talking the bodyguard. I'm talking 662 00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:33,600 Speaker 2: Kevin Costa, Whitney Houston. Will would you put your body 663 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:34,280 Speaker 2: on the line. 664 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:35,160 Speaker 3: To save Woody from a hippo? 665 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,520 Speaker 7: If I have to, I will go. 666 00:28:40,080 --> 00:28:42,520 Speaker 9: I have brief Woody on all the safety steps to 667 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 9: take when a hippo attacks, so he knows all the 668 00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 9: ins and outs of So did you just call him. 669 00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:50,800 Speaker 2: Rudy because his name's Woody. 670 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,200 Speaker 4: It's the accent. It's the accent. 671 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:57,640 Speaker 7: Well he knows, we've got a lot of rolling odds 672 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:01,720 Speaker 7: in our language. So so funny. Okay. 673 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,440 Speaker 4: By the way, things just got things just got a 674 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,120 Speaker 4: whole lot sexier. By the way, t K came in before. 675 00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,880 Speaker 5: He was like, hey, what do we don't have to 676 00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,239 Speaker 5: worry about the bag anymore because they've they've given us 677 00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:14,320 Speaker 5: this like silk blindfold. 678 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:16,400 Speaker 3: Just what you want to put it on my head? 679 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 3: Put it on. 680 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:22,760 Speaker 9: Woody. 681 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 7: Goodness. 682 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:27,040 Speaker 4: After this, it's the Will and Woody podcast. 683 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,400 Speaker 2: Woods broadcasting live from Africa right now ahead of the 684 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:31,200 Speaker 2: armis Left Jungle. 685 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:32,520 Speaker 3: Would you go in this weekend? 686 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,240 Speaker 2: People can see you channel ten Sunday night, the big episode, 687 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,160 Speaker 2: which is really where we all find out who else. 688 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:41,520 Speaker 3: Is going to be in there with your mate? 689 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:44,400 Speaker 2: Have you got now that you're there, because I know 690 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,720 Speaker 2: if you're just joining us. Woods has been detailing about 691 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,160 Speaker 2: how he has to walk everywhere with a bag on 692 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:53,200 Speaker 2: his head, which seems totally wild, even more wild, but 693 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:56,880 Speaker 2: you're starting to enjoy it. 694 00:29:57,040 --> 00:30:02,880 Speaker 5: Something about the signing about just totally like relinquishing control 695 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:05,800 Speaker 5: of your life to this beautiful man called Dick, who 696 00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:08,000 Speaker 5: is my chaperone and security guard like there is something. 697 00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:09,680 Speaker 5: At the start, I was like a little bit stressed 698 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,560 Speaker 5: about that because I honestly, I don't know what I'm. 699 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:12,880 Speaker 4: Doing minute to minute tick. 700 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:18,160 Speaker 5: This chaperone just bags me and then just takes you, Yeah, 701 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:21,680 Speaker 5: puts you in arseless leather chaps, and then takes you 702 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:22,719 Speaker 5: around whenever you want. 703 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,640 Speaker 4: I wouldn't know. 704 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:26,520 Speaker 3: I know you wouldn't know. That's scary. 705 00:30:26,560 --> 00:30:30,080 Speaker 2: But but let's talk a little bit about these about 706 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:34,160 Speaker 2: their celebs. So because of how tight the security has been, 707 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:37,960 Speaker 2: and yeah, I know that obviously the party line here 708 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,200 Speaker 2: is for someone like TK, who we had on the 709 00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,200 Speaker 2: show before, he doesn't want to give anything up. But 710 00:30:42,680 --> 00:30:45,320 Speaker 2: have you had any inkling, like you've got a keen 711 00:30:46,200 --> 00:30:50,480 Speaker 2: sense of smell, have you smelt a fragrance in any 712 00:30:50,520 --> 00:30:53,920 Speaker 2: of the cars or outside any of the villas that 713 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,080 Speaker 2: might indicay you heard any voices? 714 00:30:57,480 --> 00:30:59,480 Speaker 4: This system is so air tight. 715 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:00,240 Speaker 11: Thing. 716 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 5: But the one thing I've heard is TK said to 717 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,680 Speaker 5: me when we're having lunch on the first day when 718 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:08,840 Speaker 5: I arrived, he said, I was actually supposed to be 719 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:09,960 Speaker 5: looking after the footballer. 720 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,440 Speaker 4: His code name is Applutini. 721 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:16,160 Speaker 5: But that that that that is it and then I 722 00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,840 Speaker 5: was like, do you know the name of the football 723 00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:20,080 Speaker 5: and he was like, no, I just knew. 724 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:21,520 Speaker 4: He's referred to as apple Utini. 725 00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 3: That's it. 726 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,040 Speaker 2: Honestly, they're only two as code names, which and you forgot. 727 00:31:27,120 --> 00:31:29,520 Speaker 2: You forgot your code names when you're you're trying to 728 00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,760 Speaker 2: get in your first car, the car from the radio 729 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,760 Speaker 2: station to the airport here in Australia, you forgot your 730 00:31:34,760 --> 00:31:35,480 Speaker 2: code name. 731 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,320 Speaker 4: So you're just yelling. 732 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 5: I was just standing at the Yeah, standing out the 733 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 5: front is yelling random cocktails at him, I'm believing, which 734 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,320 Speaker 5: was very frustrating for him. But yeah, actually speaking about 735 00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,760 Speaker 5: the camp itself, because that's I mean, the first forty 736 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,000 Speaker 5: eight hours, as I said, has been intense, Like I 737 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:54,200 Speaker 5: almost went for a jog and potentially got killed by 738 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:57,200 Speaker 5: leopards and lions. Like there's just so much going on 739 00:31:57,240 --> 00:31:59,560 Speaker 5: that I was excited to tell you about. But focusing 740 00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:03,360 Speaker 5: on the camp it I actually don't know when I'm 741 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:05,880 Speaker 5: going to be taken to the campsite. I still don't 742 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 5: know where exactly the campsite is. Obviously it's just somewhere 743 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:12,320 Speaker 5: in the jungle. And last night I actually got this 744 00:32:12,320 --> 00:32:15,280 Speaker 5: this talk with the head of security and the head 745 00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:18,600 Speaker 5: of health and safety a guy called Dion, and then 746 00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:22,760 Speaker 5: head of security is called Steve, both very intimidating looking guys. 747 00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:25,600 Speaker 5: And I was under the impression that the campsite in 748 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:27,440 Speaker 5: the jungle was going to be this like fenced off 749 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,520 Speaker 5: area where they were very much controlling the animals that 750 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,880 Speaker 5: could come in and go out, etc. So this is 751 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:35,200 Speaker 5: not the case at all. The head of security, Steve, 752 00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,400 Speaker 5: told me that the outside of the campsite is actually 753 00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:41,360 Speaker 5: surrounded by guys in Camo. So he said, don't be 754 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 5: alarmed if you see guys in Camo. 755 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,720 Speaker 7: They're mo men. 756 00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:47,480 Speaker 4: And I was like, right, and he was like. 757 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,680 Speaker 5: They are effectively standing there and they're going to let 758 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,920 Speaker 5: people know if there is a lion or a water 759 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:57,560 Speaker 5: buffalo or anything going into the campsite, and then they 760 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 5: can effectively get the animal to go away. 761 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:00,440 Speaker 3: Wow. 762 00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,920 Speaker 4: They then spoke to me about snakes. 763 00:33:02,920 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 5: So the guy who's in charge of health and safety 764 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 5: was like, you're always micd up. If you see a snake, 765 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,959 Speaker 5: verbalize it, because we need to get in there and 766 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 5: we need to get that snake out. And they brought 767 00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,840 Speaker 5: up these spitting kubras that they keep talking about, which 768 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:20,000 Speaker 5: are really popular and effectively these spitting cobras. 769 00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:22,200 Speaker 4: Most snakes have venom at the bottom of their teeth. 770 00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:25,520 Speaker 5: Yeah, these cobras have a little hole at the front 771 00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:26,160 Speaker 5: of their teeth. 772 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, And if they feel threatened, they will spit venom 773 00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:35,480 Speaker 4: at your eyes. And Dion said they are very, very accurate. 774 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,440 Speaker 5: And he said, if you get spat in the eyes 775 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 5: like that is really really painful stuff. Wow. So, like 776 00:33:41,880 --> 00:33:45,360 Speaker 5: that conversation it was supposed to make me feel more 777 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,280 Speaker 5: comfortable and feel safer, it actually made me feel more 778 00:33:48,320 --> 00:33:51,400 Speaker 5: scared because they both reminded me that they were like, 779 00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:54,960 Speaker 5: you are in a wild environment and animals will walk 780 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,400 Speaker 5: through there. 781 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:56,240 Speaker 4: They're everywhere. 782 00:33:56,400 --> 00:34:00,120 Speaker 5: Wow, So they're like, stay in your campsite, only swim 783 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:01,000 Speaker 5: in the water. 784 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:04,480 Speaker 4: Which we've already checked, et cetera. It's it's totally wild. 785 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,360 Speaker 5: And I haven't even like talked about the fact that 786 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,080 Speaker 5: I'm obviously about to learn who I'm going to be 787 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:12,959 Speaker 5: living intimately with for a period of time. Like there's 788 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:17,239 Speaker 5: just so much unknown about that. So yes, there's nerves trepidation, 789 00:34:17,560 --> 00:34:19,880 Speaker 5: but like I am also very excited to just get 790 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,680 Speaker 5: in there and see how I respond to the situation. 791 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here. 792 00:34:30,760 --> 00:34:31,040 Speaker 2: Wow. 793 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,799 Speaker 3: Do you think you're gonna say? 794 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,440 Speaker 4: Well, it's Steve kept saying that, Steve. 795 00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:39,280 Speaker 5: So Steve. Steve was like, you know the magic words, 796 00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:40,520 Speaker 5: all right? If you want to get out of there, 797 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,640 Speaker 5: you say almost liberty, get me out of here. Don't 798 00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,799 Speaker 5: try and escape the campsite. And I was like, what 799 00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,239 Speaker 5: do you mean. 800 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,160 Speaker 4: He's like, if you, if you, if you try and 801 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,120 Speaker 4: escape the campsite, we can't look after you. 802 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:51,719 Speaker 5: That's where my men do not look after you will 803 00:34:51,719 --> 00:34:53,680 Speaker 5: get lost and it will take three days to find 804 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:54,799 Speaker 5: you and you will probably die. 805 00:34:54,920 --> 00:35:01,560 Speaker 3: Oh my god, Steve. Okay, Steve bro very real, totally 806 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 3: very real. 807 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,759 Speaker 5: Do you want a quick fun fact that I learned 808 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:09,080 Speaker 5: by the way as well? Sure, so quickly, my chaperone, quickly, 809 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,399 Speaker 5: my chaperon TK. We saw a Hyaena on the drive 810 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,759 Speaker 5: into wherever I am right now, and he informed me 811 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:18,040 Speaker 5: that the female Hyaenas are in charge of the packs 812 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:18,720 Speaker 5: or clans. 813 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,479 Speaker 4: And this is fun. 814 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:20,600 Speaker 12: Oh. 815 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:22,319 Speaker 4: T K has just walked in so we can confirm this. 816 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:30,000 Speaker 5: The female Hyaenas have pseudo doodles, Yeah, faked doodles. 817 00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:36,040 Speaker 3: So childish. T K is nodding we just I don't 818 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,440 Speaker 3: care if t K is nodding. 819 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:43,680 Speaker 2: I just left a great note before, how interesting you're 820 00:35:43,719 --> 00:35:45,160 Speaker 2: actually in a live jungle, and. 821 00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,320 Speaker 3: We've ended up on fake doodle. 822 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,279 Speaker 7: It's unbelievable.