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Speaker 1: Got up to not Australia.

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Speaker 2: The Royals are in Australia and Wardrow. You and I

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Speaker 2: are having an absolute field day masquerading as the official

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Speaker 2: previewers for the Royal Family or for the Royal couple

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Speaker 2: if you missed it yesterday we went into a luxury

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Speaker 2: car dealership as the Duke and Duchess of Sussex official previewers.

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Speaker 3: And this is the sort of stuff that ensued. Have

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Speaker 4: Very living group in Australia just survived and they've got

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Speaker 4: some time free next Monday, so hole in the.

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Speaker 5: Sinery there, they've got an afternoon where they.

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Speaker 6: Might want to go for a joy ride.

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Speaker 5: Do you have any that can be taken out for

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Speaker 5: a joy ride?

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Speaker 2: Will, depending on what you're thinking of.

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Speaker 5: Ferrari or Lamborghini maybe if you want to see what

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Speaker 5: it's insu there, it's on our Instagram, Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: But another installation of Boots and Charlie a little bit

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Speaker 2: later on in the show. Today we're also going to

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Speaker 2: be trying to break a world record with Tim tam

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Speaker 2: There are big things in the news and sometimes you

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Speaker 2: click on the radio and you're go. I'd love to

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Speaker 2: know what's happening in the news, and so we just

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Speaker 2: grabbing on into a little segment right now, yeah, right,

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Speaker 2: so the first one here, mate, we all remember Barnaby

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Speaker 2: Joyce in a little bit of a he had a

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Speaker 2: tryst of the pen and the company that occurred earlier

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Speaker 2: about that on seventh Sunday night.

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Speaker 3: She didn't stumble into this like little kids. We were adults.

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Speaker 2: You show me a person who's had a perfect marriage,

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Speaker 2: and I'll show you someone who's a perfect liar.

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Speaker 7: Were you living a lie because you and Vicky were

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Speaker 7: in a relationship with that.

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Speaker 2: Well, look it's yeah, well I suppose it was. Yep,

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Speaker 2: there you Goss was living a life and it's that's

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Speaker 2: that's something I'm proud of, you know, it's it's and

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Speaker 2: I don't want to make excuses to fall his mind.

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Speaker 2: I did the wrong thing. It flipped him quick, didn't

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Speaker 2: I He thought he had him and he was like, no,

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Speaker 2: I don't know who is that?

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Speaker 8: Great?

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Speaker 2: Well, mate, he's back in parliament. Front bencher Michelle Andrey

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Speaker 2: reckons it's inevitable that he will be the Leader.

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Speaker 3: Of the Nationals again.

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Speaker 2: So he said he's open to a possible return, but said, yeah, that's.

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Speaker 3: Not public party of agenda right now?

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Speaker 2: Is he still with I think so? Yeah, they've got

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Speaker 2: a child, Ryan, and she's pregnant.

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Speaker 5: Do you think it's gonna and maybe this is a

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Speaker 5: bit over the top, but do you think it's going

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Speaker 5: to take a fair bit of trust from her to

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Speaker 5: let him go back to parliament?

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Speaker 2: What do you mean?

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Speaker 5: Well, you know when you get We all know now

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Speaker 5: that he gets a bit naughty during question time.

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Speaker 6: So do you have a lot of questions why?

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Speaker 5: But for Barnaby things get hot in question time or

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Speaker 3: Of course, they're married, they've got a child.

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Speaker 6: And we respect that completely.

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Speaker 2: We love Sophie. She really is absolute gem of a woman.

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Speaker 2: She spent this year a number of times. But would

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Speaker 2: there's some nazy stuff going around? She wasn't, Colin Jack?

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Speaker 2: You talking about just how serious this stalker is of hers?

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Speaker 2: Who her stalker is relocated from Tasmania to Queensland, which

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Speaker 2: is apparently near her house. As this person just moved

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so I don't know legally what I'm allowed to say,

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Speaker 3: It's not great, but.

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Speaker 2: I've got panic buttons. I'm thinking about making my room

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Speaker 2: And Jay this morning hectic stuff, right.

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Speaker 6: And he's terrifying. So that the stalker. You hear stalker

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Speaker 5: That would be in order to do no, because because

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Speaker 5: you never know when a stalker. When we used to

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Speaker 6: But did we oh yeah, we had one. No, but

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Speaker 6: I'm not going to say his name. Remember that fan.

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Speaker 5: Every time we went somewhere, he was there and we

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Speaker 6: No, it was it was just it was just the glint.

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Speaker 2: It was enough there. Anyway, it looks like she spent

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Speaker 2: twenty grand upgrading the security at her home, and I

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Speaker 5: Do Yeah, she's actually she's she's upgraded and has twenty

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that is that's terrifying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and nasty that she would ever have to do that. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: final man, Generus Christipher you, I know there's a big

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Speaker 2: potentially moving the Australian embassy from tel Aviv to Jerusalem,

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Speaker 5: Tel Aviv to Jurisalmm it's well, it's incredibly controversial, will.

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Speaker 6: Well?

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Speaker 5: With which part do you want me to answer? Which

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Speaker 6: Do you want the the more?

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Speaker 2: I can't do it to you.

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Speaker 5: No, I think it's because they have an argument about

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Speaker 5: where Jesus was born. No, damn it if stuffed how

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Speaker 6: Is that not the fun?

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Speaker 2: You're then into both it's significant to both religions. Australia

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Speaker 5: Making the move cheaper housing prices well, I was reading

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Speaker 5: tried to get my tattoo removed but it didn't go

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Speaker 5: well and now my arm's not good. Horrific article, and

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Speaker 5: I feel bad for bringing it up, but I was

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Speaker 6: I should have just skipped that bit.

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Speaker 5: Actually, tattoo removal is incredible technology, and I have no idea.

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Speaker 6: Is what I've brought?

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Speaker 5: Is I think that because tattoo removal is so impressive,

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Speaker 6: Of being able to remove embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: Memories, which is exactly the plot.

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Speaker 5: Which is exactly yeah yeahshine, not like that. This is

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Speaker 6: I I one hundred percent think it will be.

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Speaker 2: I do know about memories. However, that you're apparently you

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Speaker 2: remember everything. Apparently you do store a memory for everything.

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Speaker 2: It's just about whether you've got the right key to

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Speaker 6: Oh fun fact, so if that's if that's the.

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Speaker 2: So I suppose that does indicate that it is stored somewhere.

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Speaker 6: So you'll be able to find it and you'll be

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Speaker 5: So the question I want to ask people on thirteen

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Speaker 3: Us, what in the barony erasing people's memory.

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Speaker 6: Raising people's memories if that was available just.

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Speaker 2: Aclis which and the lesson from the movie, by the way,

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Speaker 6: Who cares about the lesson. Let's have some fun.

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Speaker 2: You were enjoying.

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Speaker 6: I want to I do love the film, but who cares?

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Speaker 5: Let's have the fun, Okay, if there's an embarrassing memory

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Speaker 5: I've told you this story because it's deep. It's a

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Speaker 2: But we met Courtney.

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Speaker 6: No, No, that was a lovely occasion, but.

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Speaker 2: You lied about that because it's embarrassing for you as

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Speaker 5: That's a classy events and I wouldn't raised that because

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Speaker 6: The memory I would raise is at a twelve year

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Speaker 6: It was a go karting party and all the.

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Speaker 5: In front of the entire party, and then I hid

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Speaker 2: That's so good.

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Speaker 6: That is an embarrassing memory that already.

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Speaker 2: But if other people want to share, you share with you,

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Speaker 2: share with us a memory that you would love to

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Speaker 2: have removed.

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Speaker 3: Chalking memories right now?

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Speaker 8: Woulds?

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Speaker 3: And the ones that you would love to get rid.

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Speaker 5: Of if the technology existed? At thirteen one oh sixty five,

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Speaker 5: we've got Ali here, Ali, Ali, what memory would you

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Speaker 8: At the time when I got a new phone, which

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Speaker 8: is time the first time getting a tone like that,

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Speaker 8: so or the ass and stuff like that. Yeah, and

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Speaker 8: then I said chat to my mother, would member my girlfriend?

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Speaker 8: And yeah, na chat?

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Speaker 6: Wow, so pretty sexy snapchat.

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Speaker 9: Ali.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I knew she's seen it because only about a

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Speaker 8: week after Yeah, my uncle gave me the talk.

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Speaker 2: From your uncle as well, so she's obviously sat down

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Speaker 2: with their brother and gone right. I think someone needs

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Speaker 2: to tell Ali who those picks are appropriate for. Did

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Speaker 2: you get the technology chat as well?

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Speaker 3: Did you learn what my story meant after a little while? Oh?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I learned, but I just just yeah.

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Speaker 2: It's a double whammy there, because you're not only learning

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Speaker 3: Things happen and you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's I mean, you would want to thank you

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Speaker 5: Now, Louise, what memory would you want to raise if

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Speaker 9: Yes? Well, when I was twelve, I actually wanted a

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Speaker 1: Jesus, Jesus, not for a twelve year old girl.

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Speaker 9: Actually, I panicked, so I put it back in my

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Speaker 12: Now my mom's.

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Speaker 2: Jesus not again, Looise.

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Speaker 6: He thinks you were looking at the sex toys.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and we both haven't talked about it. She's unspoken,

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Speaker 6: To bring up just this awkward standoff.

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Speaker 3: God, that is about as bad as it gets.

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Speaker 5: You wouldn't want to have that chat on air, would you?

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Speaker 5: Louise calling you mum?

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Speaker 9: No, I hope she's not listening.

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Speaker 2: And that's fair enough.

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Speaker 6: That is fair.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I had the chat on I'm on you go

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Speaker 6: We'll give your tickets to tell swift. There you go.

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Speaker 2: I had something happened to me the other night, which

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Speaker 2: I don't think me just telling the story is going

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Speaker 6: So what are we gonna do?

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Speaker 3: What I'm gonna do is I want you to try

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Speaker 2: Oh good, I'm gonna get thirty one or six files

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Speaker 2: to find number here if you think you can piece

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Speaker 6: Oh all right, the garnlet has been thrown down.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to pay you three bits of audio.

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Speaker 2: Sure you should.

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Speaker 3: You can figure out what.

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Speaker 2: Happened from the three bits of audio. But it's a

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Speaker 6: Okay, great, we pay the audio now, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna play it to you now, great, great, and then

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Speaker 5: I'm guessing the full story based on these three audio,

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Speaker 6: Great.

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Speaker 5: They are the three bits of audio, like the three

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Speaker 5: Is it in chronological order? That's the question I'm asking. Yes, great, great,

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Speaker 5: good question.

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Speaker 3: Woody yourself on the mat.

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Speaker 2: Okay you ready? Okay?

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Speaker 13: My life, my life, My life, My life and the sunshine.

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Speaker 3: That's part one.

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Speaker 6: Jeez, some right son?

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Speaker 3: For part two? Part two, it's crowded.

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Speaker 2: Keep your thoughts to yourself, mate, other people might have

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Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry sorry.

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Speaker 3: Part three?

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Speaker 2: All right, there they are the three things that there

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Speaker 2: to guess right now? Well, I've been to building a

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Speaker 3: No, go on, have a guess.

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Speaker 2: You're not going to get it.

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Speaker 6: Your girlfriend when topless sun baking?

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Speaker 3: Correct?

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Speaker 6: Some damn so.

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Speaker 2: Thirteen one O sixty five is the phone number if

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Speaker 2: know what happened there, I'd love to hear from you. You

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Speaker 6: I thought you'd missed that.

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Speaker 2: I would try, hopefully the author of Franken Phat and

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Speaker 2: the Rabbit Zombie Apocalypse, the eight year old Flynn, on

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Speaker 2: the show a little bit later on, to just delve

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Speaker 2: all our lives.

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Speaker 6: It'll be a huge get.

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Speaker 2: Before we ended that, though, mate, I had something that

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Speaker 2: happened to me, Kathlin IINs Ago, which is utterly incredible. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: nobody could believe what happened. I'm not doing I'm not

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Speaker 2: But you know it's radio.

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Speaker 6: You're teasing.

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Speaker 2: I'm a great teaser.

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Speaker 6: Dangling a taco in front of me.

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Speaker 2: Sure, so there are I'm dangling the targo in front

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Speaker 6: We want so there are three you do?

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Speaker 2: There are three bits of water that I'm playing, and

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Speaker 2: I want you guys to try and figure out what

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Speaker 3: That's the first one.

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Speaker 6: Oh you've changed the audio, you cheeky bastard. Excuse me.

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Speaker 3: This is the second one.

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Speaker 13: My life, my life, my life, my life, and the Sunshine.

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Speaker 2: Sunshine as at their one. It's deliberately cryptic and it's

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Speaker 2: a ridiculous story. I'm going to go to David quickly here, David,

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Speaker 2: what do you think happened? I reckon it was a

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Speaker 2: summer's day.

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Speaker 5: You were just feel you're in a creative place, a

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Speaker 5: lot of feels as well, switty people.

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Speaker 12: The young guy came up and rubbed against you, and

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Speaker 12: then you were just covering this wet and you couldn't

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Speaker 12: take it of the odor and it was a pure disgusting.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely ranked Dave, Thanks the cool mate.

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Speaker 6: Is that all right?

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Speaker 2: I think?

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Speaker 6: Good guest though, David. I like the way clothes mate.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, good news to the clothes, but wrapped his over.

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Speaker 2: Now, have you got a guess? Yes?

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Speaker 6: I do. You were in a restaurant, Yeah, you're in

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Speaker 6: a very busy restaurant. Now the next.

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Speaker 5: Audio your players in Sunshine Sunshine. I've taken that as

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Speaker 5: somebody's son. So so someone's son, so like a dad

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Speaker 5: or a mother's son.

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Speaker 6: I was eating like so a son was involved.

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Speaker 14: He he was eating fish and chips and for whatever reason,

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Speaker 14: got completely nude, got his fish, whacked his dad in

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Speaker 3: In great damn it.

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Speaker 2: What plendy do you want, mate?

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Speaker 6: I'm using the clothes, Mate, I'm using the clothes.

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Speaker 2: Where did the fish and chips come from?

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Speaker 6: A little bit of taco sauce?

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Speaker 2: In a poetic license, Joel's given his girlf that in

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Speaker 2: one of six five?

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Speaker 3: Jold, do you want to hear the grabs again?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good light Here this is number one's number two.

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Speaker 13: My Life and the Sunshine.

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Speaker 3: And his number three.

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Speaker 2: Alright, so there are three games you guys have trying

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Speaker 2: to figure out what happened to me the other night woods.

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Speaker 3: What do you reckon? You're gonna have a crack.

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Speaker 2: Hide, Joel, Joel, you do get a shot? Thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six five of you guys think you know what happened, Joel,

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Speaker 2: What do you reckon?

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Speaker 7: Well, I reckon minding your business and join a bit

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Speaker 7: Someone has just come out completely starkers and had a

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Speaker 6: How are you involving the crowded bit there?

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Speaker 3: Or that he said there was a few people.

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Speaker 6: Around A few people around there? Fair enough? Did he?

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Speaker 8: Do?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 3: Joel's as close as we've been.

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Speaker 6: Jeez, Joel, well done, mate, let's Joe. Let's work together, mate.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I can stay with us, mate.

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Speaker 5: So you're I'm getting the sense that Will's mind in

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Speaker 5: his own business because he tends to do that when

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Speaker 2: Don't approach me, so that's it.

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Speaker 5: He's got a massive don't talk to me written on

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Speaker 3: So that's fine because my forehead is also huge.

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Speaker 5: I think he was in the sunshine. I think you

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Speaker 5: know me going for the sun angle.

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Speaker 2: Getting the sunshine is turning into a bit of a

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Speaker 2: red herring for you guys. You're taking you're taking the lyrics,

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Speaker 2: and I don't think you're going to get over the hurdle.

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Speaker 2: So I'm just going to have to tell.

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Speaker 5: You what's the What's.

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Speaker 2: So, Joel, Joel, You're so close, but we've got to

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Speaker 2: move on. We're doing a world record for Tim tams,

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Speaker 2: so I can leave it.

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Speaker 6: I can tell you, I tell us none tells the story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are you sure?

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Speaker 6: Ye give me the taker?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So Joe Joel you can stay with it.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you how close to her. So it was

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Speaker 2: the other night. Actually, I went out to a jazz bar,

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Speaker 2: all right, which is hence the first bit of audio

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Speaker 6: Oh that's the jazz bar.

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Speaker 3: I'm at the bar.

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Speaker 6: I couldn't have dropped a saxon there or something.

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Speaker 2: Well, I was listening to this guy playing music, roy Is.

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Speaker 3: He's a jazz legend. Oh that's Roy This is roy Is.

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Speaker 2: No one knows that's roy Is, Well, it's roy Is.

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Speaker 6: You know what music? As station plays no one. No

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Speaker 2: Who Roy is either way, if you didn't know who it's,

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Speaker 2: Roy Is not his. And and if you didn't know

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Speaker 2: who was you know that's jazz music, right, so you

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Speaker 2: that's unfair. This guy's a legend. By the way, He's

450
00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,520
Speaker 2: the most sampled ever jazz musician by hip hop artists.

451
00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 2: All have you heard of joy Is? Roy Is of

452
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:18,959
Speaker 2: course look him up now. So I'm seeing Roy ye

453
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Speaker 2: Is in a jazz bar. This is a classy venue.

454
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,639
Speaker 2: I'm taking my girlfriend out. It's a surprise date that

455
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:26,879
Speaker 2: I've organized for her. I'm looking to look Dings Champagne.

456
00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,560
Speaker 2: I really splashed out right. This is a lovely affair

457
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:33,960
Speaker 2: and really haughty talky people. This jazz legends performing middle

458
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 2: of the set, middle of the set. He's the middle

459
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 2: of that song. That's why I played that song so

460
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,280
Speaker 2: you can hear it again. Just imagine that really beautiful

461
00:21:40,359 --> 00:21:46,040
Speaker 2: crooning song, picture like record scratch right or he just

462
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:49,200
Speaker 2: stopped singing and the band just slowly fades out as

463
00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:55,240
Speaker 2: they all turned to their right, and there's this enormous

464
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,520
Speaker 2: woman who walks in. And I'm saying that because it

465
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Speaker 2: was exactly what it was, and I know that that's

466
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,720
Speaker 2: not I'm not judging her anything.

467
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:08,320
Speaker 3: For it, but it was particularly you know, like anyway she.

468
00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 6: Did big.

469
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 2: Was stark naked, like just nude, wow.

470
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:16,439
Speaker 3: Nude from the top to bottom.

471
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:23,400
Speaker 2: Bush the worst, and she just she was just walking

472
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Speaker 2: through the.

473
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Speaker 6: Jazz but she drunk or was she part of the performance?

474
00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:26,280
Speaker 12: Mate?

475
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,800
Speaker 2: She was totally totally out of it.

476
00:22:30,280 --> 00:22:33,240
Speaker 3: She was she was part of the performance.

477
00:22:35,040 --> 00:22:37,080
Speaker 15: You could have heard a pin drop and she just

478
00:22:37,119 --> 00:22:40,199
Speaker 15: stood there and stared at the band and then just

479
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 15: took everyone a little while to gather their senses until

480
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Speaker 15: she got escorted from the building.

481
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Speaker 6: So they did. Security got her ound and they did,

482
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Speaker 6: what are they going to do?

483
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:52,199
Speaker 2: Jazz? Work with it?

484
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 6: You know, isn't jazz all at least? Let's work with it.

485
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,720
Speaker 6: Let's work with it. You smack her as to bring

486
00:22:57,760 --> 00:22:58,960
Speaker 6: some percussion into.

487
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Speaker 2: It your record or thanks the day, Thanks, thanks for

488
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 2: the call, Jolts.

489
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,560
Speaker 3: We get excited on this show about arranging different things.

490
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:07,560
Speaker 3: Woulds but gee whiz.

491
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 2: We had an absolute.

492
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:10,919
Speaker 3: Belter of a call, a kid called Flynn.

493
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:14,199
Speaker 2: When we asked you, guys, particularly kids, if you're in

494
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:19,760
Speaker 2: the middle of writing a story, you've written a book, Yes, great, okay,

495
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,159
Speaker 2: let's start with the title.

496
00:23:21,320 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 3: What's it called?

497
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 12: Frank and Evasion.

498
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:30,679
Speaker 6: I've got to stay with you here. What's the story about.

499
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,480
Speaker 12: It's about like this boy being hit by like this

500
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:40,840
Speaker 12: machine and turning into like Frank and Steinbock farts a

501
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:50,720
Speaker 12: lot and these and like these gigantic rabbits try to

502
00:23:52,080 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 12: capture and through the city. But he has to use

503
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:55,880
Speaker 12: the spots to save the world.

504
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Speaker 5: We heard yesterday from his mother that the book the

505
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:05,360
Speaker 5: entire Story of Franken Paht and the Rabbit Zombie Invasion

506
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 5: has been completed. And today today we try and get

507
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:12,760
Speaker 5: the author himself on the phone, Flynn, to talk about

508
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 5: frank and fast.

509
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,439
Speaker 2: Well, we heard your christ I mean, people said that

510
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 2: they need to hear the story.

511
00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 3: We think we need.

512
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 2: To hear it Australia, the world needs to hear the

513
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,959
Speaker 2: story of Franken Vat and the Rabbit Zombie Invasion. And

514
00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 2: I'm just dying to talk to Flinn today. He's going

515
00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:29,080
Speaker 2: to come on the show. Hopefully we can convince him

516
00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:32,120
Speaker 2: to do a live reading for you guys, a day

517
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:35,240
Speaker 2: a day by day, blow by blow narrative, which would

518
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,080
Speaker 2: just be so special. So please stay with us after

519
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: the music vibe and hopefully the author of the author

520
00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 2: of Franken Fat and the Zombie Rabbit Invasion, Flynn, is

521
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:45,760
Speaker 2: going to join us on.

522
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,520
Speaker 3: Will Edward Woodrow.

523
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,680
Speaker 2: You and I have been famous on this show for

524
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,160
Speaker 2: cracking world records. You've got the world record for most

525
00:24:52,200 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 2: amount of eggs smashed with the back of your hand.

526
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,960
Speaker 6: That was a huge effic A lot of blood there radio.

527
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,800
Speaker 3: We attempted the world record.

528
00:24:58,640 --> 00:25:02,159
Speaker 2: Of fast it's just person to be duct taped to

529
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 2: a wall with Hamish Nandy.

530
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:06,879
Speaker 6: But they were snakes there against us. They wanted me

531
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Speaker 6: to fall.

532
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:07,600
Speaker 16: Yep.

533
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 6: It was quite funny though. It was on their.

534
00:25:09,280 --> 00:25:12,920
Speaker 2: Instagram with the live Mutina during the record. But words

535
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,800
Speaker 2: got out that we're giving these things ago and funnily enough,

536
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:20,119
Speaker 2: we've had somebody thrown down a gauntlet, so we're happy

537
00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,760
Speaker 2: to take on another world record now.

538
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 17: As well, record again and again and again.

539
00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:36,720
Speaker 3: Let us want to take my mum and dad and.

540
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Speaker 11: Beyond.

541
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Speaker 2: Wow, we're particularly excited about this given just what when

542
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 2: we found out what Tim Tam wanted us to do.

543
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, Tim Tam got in touch. We love the

544
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,040
Speaker 5: people down at tim Dam. We love a Tim Tam

545
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 5: as well.

546
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:00,720
Speaker 6: It was a simple, original and delicious.

547
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:03,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're delicious biscuits, but they did. They've told us

548
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:07,160
Speaker 2: about a phenomenon which, to be fair, neither of us

549
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:11,000
Speaker 2: actually knew existed. Now you can watch us online Will

550
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 2: and Woody if you want to see for yourself what

551
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,000
Speaker 2: this is about.

552
00:26:15,040 --> 00:26:18,000
Speaker 3: But if you haven't heard about a Tim Tam.

553
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 2: Slam, you're missing out on the best thing since peanut

554
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,200
Speaker 2: butter bread, peanut butter on toast.

555
00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 6: Or peanut butter bread, but bread, that's an idea.

556
00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:28,040
Speaker 3: It would never be as good as a Tim Tam

557
00:26:28,119 --> 00:26:28,479
Speaker 3: slam though.

558
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,639
Speaker 5: An It's happy to work with you on the peanut

559
00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 5: butter bread, but let's go back to Tim TAM's.

560
00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 6: So Tim Tam Oh Tim tamslam.

561
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,080
Speaker 5: By the way, is when you bite the corners off

562
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:40,480
Speaker 5: your Tim Tam, you then get a beverage of your choice.

563
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 6: You use it as a straw and give it a sip,

564
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 6: and you slam it into your mouth.

565
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, and the absolute pricks out there that have been

566
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:46,879
Speaker 2: keeping this to themselves, I'm not budd happy about it

567
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 2: because when.

568
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 3: We did one, it was it's better than sex.

569
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Speaker 6: It's wow.

570
00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,600
Speaker 5: Okay, I reckon it is is your girlfriend listening? Maybe

571
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,960
Speaker 5: you could involve the two, but.

572
00:26:56,920 --> 00:26:58,800
Speaker 6: We're getting enough track. We're getting enough track.

573
00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 5: So Tim said to us, they want us to break

574
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 5: the record for the amount of Tim Tam slams in

575
00:27:04,440 --> 00:27:05,359
Speaker 5: thirty seconds.

576
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:06,960
Speaker 3: You've got a thirty second time before me.

577
00:27:07,840 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 5: We're sending you in to do it because you're the

578
00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,640
Speaker 5: big boy, and I reckon you can get the most

579
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:13,200
Speaker 5: out of the two of us, plus I have a

580
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 5: lactose issue and that would be bad for everyone. So

581
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,480
Speaker 5: Will was about to step up for as many Tim

582
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 5: tam slams in thirty seconds. Start a time and now

583
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 5: go big boy. Okay, he's really muttered in there. He's

584
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,080
Speaker 5: slurping his first one.

585
00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 6: He's in good form.

586
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,520
Speaker 5: Slam it, will slam it, slam it, Thank you, ma'am.

587
00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 5: That's one down. Get into the second one. He's biting.

588
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 5: Technique is really good. And the key there is that

589
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,840
Speaker 5: you get the slurp.

590
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:38,159
Speaker 6: That's heavy. Go big boy, Go big boy. Come on,

591
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:41,360
Speaker 6: big boy, he's onto his third. Now you're really you're

592
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,600
Speaker 6: creaming it, mate, you're creming.

593
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,600
Speaker 5: It that way much time we got, We've got ten

594
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 5: seconds to go. Makee Come on, come on, come on,

595
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:47,200
Speaker 5: get the third down, Get the third down. We said

596
00:27:47,200 --> 00:27:49,240
Speaker 5: we wanted four. Come on, come on, yes, big boy,

597
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,399
Speaker 5: chew it down, chew it down. You're a hungry little hippo.

598
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:55,879
Speaker 5: Oh jeez, when you say.

599
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 6: Three, it sounds a little bit underpart.

600
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 5: He got three dam slambs in thirty seconds, so you

601
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 5: were going to one Tim damn every ten seconds, which

602
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 5: again sounds awful. The good news is no one's done

603
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 5: it before, so it's a new world record.

604
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: They didn't check their back.

605
00:28:13,920 --> 00:28:18,240
Speaker 5: Wow, three Tim Tam slams in thirty seconds.

606
00:28:18,240 --> 00:28:20,960
Speaker 6: Well, I mean victory speech. Anyone to think.

607
00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:27,359
Speaker 3: I'd like to thank Tim Tam of course, you know

608
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,560
Speaker 3: the news will say it. On the other side.

609
00:28:28,600 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 2: You can check it out on willibody Instagram. Willis We'll

610
00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 2: be like and please try and break the record yourselves, because.

611
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, see if you can beat three.

612
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 3: Really throwing it down, don't we or just start doing

613
00:28:40,280 --> 00:28:42,280
Speaker 3: that because there's not a lot.

614
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 2: Of things that taste better on this planet. The author

615
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 2: of Franken Phart, hopefully Flynn, the eight year old that's

616
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:49,280
Speaker 2: written the masterpiece, is going to come on the show

617
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 2: and we can only pray consent to a live reading

618
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 2: of that script on this show.

619
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 5: Wow, across your fingers. Australia Wilbrough had a haircut last night.

620
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 5: Honest to pin, what do you think?

621
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Speaker 3: As I said to you, I like it.

622
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 2: But unfortunately for you and this is the reason that

623
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 2: you grew your hair out initially, there's a whole lot,

624
00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 2: an uncanny amount of ellen degenerous going on when your

625
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: hair is short.

626
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:13,800
Speaker 6: Yeah that's fair.

627
00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 3: So when you came in.

628
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 2: Today that the first thing I thought was Ellen, and

629
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 2: I think a lot of people will think that.

630
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 3: So it's a bit of it's you choose lesser of

631
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:21,080
Speaker 3: two evils.

632
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,560
Speaker 5: I think, Yeah, that's fair. I've gone for a dreadlock bob.

633
00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 5: That's what I call it. Would use that sort of

634
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 5: the best way to describe what I've gone.

635
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,720
Speaker 6: For a bit of a dreadlocked bob.

636
00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a dob. It's a dob.

637
00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 6: It's a look that I hope will get going.

638
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 3: But or a breadlock, a breadth.

639
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 6: I think breadlock's better than a dog. We'll call it

640
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:39,800
Speaker 6: a bread lock bread lock.

641
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,440
Speaker 3: Hopefully it takes off bob dreadlock.

642
00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 5: But mate, I haven't been to a hairdresser for about

643
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:45,560
Speaker 5: eighteen months.

644
00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:47,680
Speaker 6: And I got the full works. My friends.

645
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 15: It was.

646
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 5: I'm in there, I'm getting pooed, which is short for

647
00:29:55,800 --> 00:30:00,400
Speaker 5: shampooed in the hairdressing game. She's rinsing my hair. Real

648
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,239
Speaker 5: treat of a time in there with the ladies. And

649
00:30:03,280 --> 00:30:06,840
Speaker 5: then I even got off at a red wine so

650
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,280
Speaker 5: like I got to sit there getting my hair down,

651
00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 5: I'm drinking in red wine. So I just the the

652
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 5: best time of my life drinking my red wine getting

653
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 5: my hair cut. And then I said to the woman

654
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 5: who was who was doing my hair, I said to her,

655
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,760
Speaker 5: I forgot nor name, said Sharon.

656
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 6: I said, Chas do you in Chaslick? Do you want

657
00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:27,120
Speaker 6: a red wine as well?

658
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 5: And she said, oh no, no, no, no, I best not don't.

659
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 2: Drink on the job.

660
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 5: And then I was like, I really, I don't mind,

661
00:30:33,560 --> 00:30:35,120
Speaker 5: like if you want to have a drink of red

662
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 5: with me, like I trust you, and she goes.

663
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:38,480
Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no no.

664
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Speaker 5: The last time I had a drink on the job, unfortunately,

665
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:47,920
Speaker 5: I had a couple and I dyed my client's hair

666
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:48,960
Speaker 5: the wrong color.

667
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

668
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 6: And then from then on she's never had a drink

669
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Speaker 6: on the job again.

670
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Speaker 5: I think, though, it's very funny when someone does have

671
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,720
Speaker 5: a drink on the job. Maybe they have like a

672
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Speaker 5: long lunch, they have a few drinks, and then they

673
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Speaker 5: go back to.

674
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 2: Work, unless they're working in a position where there's other

675
00:31:07,080 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 2: people's safety or.

676
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 5: Of course will I mean, I think it goes without saying, well,

677
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 5: but it doesn't.

678
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 6: I'm glad we said it then.

679
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 5: But if I think it is funny when you're not

680
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,440
Speaker 5: operating heavy machinery or people's lives are in danger.

681
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 2: You're on radio where there are codes which prohibit you

682
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 2: from doing it.

683
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:23,840
Speaker 5: Yeah, and we're all yeah, so we're out of the

684
00:31:23,840 --> 00:31:25,800
Speaker 5: game there as well. But for those who don't have

685
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:29,560
Speaker 5: codes or have people's lives at stake, when you have

686
00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 5: a couple of drinks on the job and then something

687
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 5: goes a little bit wrong, I think it's really funny.

688
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 5: Thirteen one oh six fives out number. Have you ever

689
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 5: regretted having a couple of drinks on the job. I'll

690
00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,880
Speaker 5: give you a few examples from you and I. And

691
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,840
Speaker 5: they obviously weren't on radio because that would be breaking codes.

692
00:31:48,280 --> 00:31:52,600
Speaker 5: But one time we happen to be m seeing the

693
00:31:52,800 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 5: National Moguls.

694
00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 6: It was this was.

695
00:31:57,160 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 5: The national like the under eighteen National Moguls Championships.

696
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: And skiing Skiing Moguls, Skiing Mogus.

697
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:06,840
Speaker 5: Someone gave us the idea to host us and unfortunately, yeah,

698
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 5: it was hosted by James Bogues.

699
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 2: And they get the way. We didn't have much work

700
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:13,560
Speaker 2: at the time, so you know, we were jumping everything.

701
00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 5: They actually thought we were on air somewhere. But the

702
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 5: thing is we're being fired.

703
00:32:17,600 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 3: We sent them all, so they thought we were still

704
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:20,840
Speaker 3: on air.

705
00:32:21,080 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 6: Anyway, that's neither here nor there.

706
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:24,760
Speaker 5: But we were drinking James Bogues under the guidance of

707
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 5: James Bogus, and I'll just skip a few hours here.

708
00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 5: The day ended with me completely naked on a toboggan

709
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 5: going down the Mogul travel It was.

710
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:35,920
Speaker 3: A tricycle skardoo.

711
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,920
Speaker 2: Actually, if I remember Gregor, Yeah, what actually happened is

712
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 2: somebody came past us on the trasicle.

713
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,000
Speaker 3: Scadoo and you lost a bet. Yes, yeah, yeah.

714
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 2: And to be totally fair, I didn't know this was

715
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 2: going on because I was still trying to call the Moguls.

716
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,440
Speaker 2: And then I looked at the top of the mountain

717
00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 2: and there was a jump, and I didn't I'm still

718
00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:58,560
Speaker 2: I thought you'd gone to the toilet, and I.

719
00:32:58,560 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 11: Was expecting the next skier to come over the mountain,

720
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 11: and like something out of a movie with just billowing snow,

721
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 11: you've flew over the top of the top.

722
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:09,920
Speaker 2: Job.

723
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,280
Speaker 6: It was pretty special.

724
00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:15,120
Speaker 11: Break next speed, yeah, I mean literally breaknext me a

725
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:16,680
Speaker 11: new dreadlocked man and then.

726
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,920
Speaker 2: You stacked on the ice at the bottom and we're

727
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 2: just bleeding from him.

728
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 6: To doe covered in grazers.

729
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 5: So that was my mistake when I had a few

730
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 5: drinks on the job. Thirteen one oh six five is

731
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 5: the number when did you regret just having a couple

732
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:31,320
Speaker 5: of drinks.

733
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 6: On the job.

734
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,600
Speaker 2: Jee's got a treat for you as we try and

735
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,920
Speaker 2: speak to the eight year old of the author of

736
00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:39,360
Speaker 2: the best story we've ever heard. Hopefully we can get

737
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: him to read a bit of Franken Fat and the.

738
00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 3: Rabbit Zombie Invasion.

739
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:47,880
Speaker 2: Sorry, I get my words tied there a little bit.

740
00:33:47,960 --> 00:33:49,640
Speaker 2: It might be working on the title, but I might

741
00:33:49,680 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 2: just go to Franken Fat.

742
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 3: That's handing.

743
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:53,520
Speaker 2: I'm on Sarte of five thirty woods.

744
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,920
Speaker 5: Right now, though, thirteen one oh six five. We're asking

745
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,320
Speaker 5: people if they've ever regretted just having a couple of

746
00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:01,920
Speaker 5: drinks on the job, as long as lives weren't at risk,

747
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 5: or you're on radio where it would be a breaking.

748
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:07,160
Speaker 6: Of codes if you were ever under the influence of alcohol.

749
00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,840
Speaker 6: We've got Jova here, Hey, yover.

750
00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 16: Hey, are you going boys?

751
00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:11,919
Speaker 12: Love your work?

752
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 6: Oh? Thank you, very impreciate that, Jova. Do you regret

753
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 6: having a couple of drinks on the job? Mate?

754
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 8: Yeah, my whole job.

755
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 16: I used to work at a supermarket and I used

756
00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 16: to do easy to handle fresh food, so your apples,

757
00:34:23,600 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 16: oranges and all that. And and on my break, you know,

758
00:34:27,160 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 16: I went went to the pub and I had a

759
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 16: few more than I should and towards the end of

760
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 16: my break, I stumbled and knocked down two thousand dollars

761
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:37,360
Speaker 16: worth for fruit.

762
00:34:37,239 --> 00:34:40,840
Speaker 2: All over the over the OHI.

763
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,759
Speaker 16: Is when my boy asked me, may what was vague?

764
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:46,720
Speaker 16: It's moll alcohol on my breasts.

765
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,120
Speaker 5: Got you there, And I'm going to add two thousand

766
00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 5: dollars worth of fruit. That's that's a lot of fruitmate.

767
00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:02,480
Speaker 3: Thanks for the confirmation right now. Jaden's skill.

768
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:06,480
Speaker 2: Jayden, guys, you're great.

769
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 3: Having a couple of drinks before you went back to work.

770
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, so we're just well we were the Lama carpenter

771
00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 10: and we're just on site framing, and uh it was Friday,

772
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:21,319
Speaker 10: so as I get us a slabs and for share

773
00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:24,840
Speaker 10: and yeah, I was maybe second or third one in

774
00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 10: and went back to work and Ben, now are into work.

775
00:35:28,760 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 8: And I was using the nail guns and you haven't.

776
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,839
Speaker 7: Figured out where the story's going.

777
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:36,000
Speaker 8: And I ended up shooting.

778
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 7: The shoot me shoot in me hand.

779
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 5: So we for a period of time was your hand

780
00:35:43,200 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 5: nailed to something.

781
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 6: Oh no, I didn't go that bad.

782
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 10: If it was that bad, it would have been a

783
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 10: lot worse and a bit less funny. But yeah right,

784
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,319
Speaker 10: yea were still was this thing called top play and

785
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 10: went through the chimbers and give me hit me in

786
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 10: the finger. So I was like, whoa, maybe I've had

787
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 10: a bit much already.

788
00:35:58,239 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And I mean this was the This was

789
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 2: what I was saying before. Surely you can't be drinking

790
00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:06,439
Speaker 2: of using machinery or anything. We might put your life

791
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 2: for another person's life in danger.

792
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 3: We did say say that.

793
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 6: And so do you still have a job, Jaden? Yeah, buddy,

794
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 6: oh you do. Why not? Everyone deserves a second chance?

795
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 6: Will everyone? Descd Jaden agrees.

796
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,840
Speaker 2: Anything more about that, because we were get in trouble for

797
00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,279
Speaker 2: contoning that. We were very very successfully and getting our

798
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,680
Speaker 2: hands on a Lamborghini and a Ferrari is the official

799
00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:38,040
Speaker 2: previewers of Harry and Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.

800
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 2: Nobody believes or nobody knows who those people are, but

801
00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 2: everybody believes that that's probably somebody's job. Took it to

802
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 2: another level today that videos and instagram with them? Would

803
00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 2: he Facebook with them Woody, but we'll talk about it

804
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:51,799
Speaker 2: more up next getting your home for Drow. You and

805
00:36:51,840 --> 00:36:55,640
Speaker 2: I have realized that there's an opportunity, mate.

806
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,600
Speaker 6: A huge opportunity.

807
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,800
Speaker 5: We just think that there's a job that definitely exists

808
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 5: for a person to try everything that Harry and Meghan.

809
00:37:02,280 --> 00:37:04,560
Speaker 6: Do before they do it. That's right for safety purposes,

810
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:05,600
Speaker 6: et cetera, for.

811
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:08,120
Speaker 2: Safety purposes that they know they're doing a good thing

812
00:37:08,239 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 2: rather a bad thing. I mean, they've got to check

813
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:13,799
Speaker 2: this stuff out beforehand. And on this we've proven it.

814
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 2: We've proven it. The people that have seen the video

815
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 2: that is on willing Woody Instagram, willing Woody Facebook, you

816
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,440
Speaker 2: would know that we managed to get ourselves into.

817
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 3: A Ferrari based on this knowledge.

818
00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 4: People in Australia have surarrived and they've got some time

819
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:30,400
Speaker 4: free next Monday.

820
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,880
Speaker 6: It's a hole in the scenery there. They've got an

821
00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,280
Speaker 6: afternoon where they might want to go for a joy ride.

822
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,200
Speaker 5: Do you have any that can be taken out for

823
00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:39,879
Speaker 5: a joy ride?

824
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:43,680
Speaker 3: Well, depending on what you're thinking of Ferrari or Lamborghini.

825
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 11: Maybe straight to the point, wasn't I It was It

826
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 11: was unfathomable that actually okay, if you're again, if you

827
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,760
Speaker 11: any to see that, check it out online.

828
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 2: But we said to you guys, give us a challenge

829
00:37:55,480 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: because it was it was it was almost too easy,

830
00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,400
Speaker 2: like it was outrageous. They were just so willing to please.

831
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,719
Speaker 2: So girl called Sarah here to us up on our Instagram.

832
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,440
Speaker 2: She gave us a brand new challenge.

833
00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,200
Speaker 6: And that was just a rock up to a restaurant,

834
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,520
Speaker 6: like a nice not just.

835
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,960
Speaker 3: A restaurant, like a top end restaurant.

836
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,280
Speaker 5: And just go with the same line, which is, Harry

837
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 5: and Meghan are thinking about eating here, so we need.

838
00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:22,480
Speaker 6: To try everything on the menu. And you'll have to

839
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:23,759
Speaker 6: go and see our instagram again.

840
00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:25,480
Speaker 3: There's a video of that. Will and will you go

841
00:38:25,520 --> 00:38:26,200
Speaker 3: and check it out.

842
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 2: If you're new to the show and you're thinking about

843
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: changing the channel, I get it. We're a couple of schmucks,

844
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 2: but oh no, we are.

845
00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,120
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you're allowed to change the channel. We wouldn't

846
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 5: force you to stay here, but I'll hook him in.

847
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 3: Will Well, I think this is the one bit that

848
00:38:41,239 --> 00:38:41,920
Speaker 3: I would stay for.

849
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,280
Speaker 2: I mean, I really would. We we were just taking

850
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:50,719
Speaker 2: calls anonymously or unsuspectingly or whatever the adverb is I'm

851
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,520
Speaker 2: after there. But we were taking calls in the show

852
00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 2: as if you were a kid and you've written a story,

853
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:57,840
Speaker 2: and we got a whole bunch of stories.

854
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,759
Speaker 5: They were great, really nice childlike stories, until a boy

855
00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:05,719
Speaker 5: genius by the name of Flynn gave us a call

856
00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:07,920
Speaker 5: and blew our little minds.

857
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:12,680
Speaker 3: You've written a book. Yes, great, Okay, let's start with

858
00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 3: the title. What's it called?

859
00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:17,440
Speaker 12: Frank and Rabit Evasion.

860
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,720
Speaker 6: I've got to stay with you here. What's the story about.

861
00:39:24,800 --> 00:39:28,600
Speaker 12: It's about like this boy being hit by like this

862
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 12: machine and turning into like Frank and sidebot fights a.

863
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 9: Lot and these.

864
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:41,200
Speaker 8: And like these.

865
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:45,880
Speaker 12: Gigantic rabbits try to capture and destroy the city, but

866
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:47,959
Speaker 12: he has to use to save the world.

867
00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:50,640
Speaker 8: Brilliant.

868
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 2: The genius of the narrative speaks for itself.

869
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 12: Mate.

870
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 2: But we spoke to his mum, Christy yesterday and she

871
00:39:56,719 --> 00:39:59,040
Speaker 2: contacted us and she said, boys, he was inspired after

872
00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:02,280
Speaker 2: he spoke to you. He's actually penned the whole thing. Wow,

873
00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,160
Speaker 2: he's finished it. I mean we were just talking conceptually

874
00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:09,040
Speaker 2: with him previously. It's done. It's in inkwards and.

875
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,640
Speaker 6: I'm really excited to say that.

876
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 5: Apparently we have the writer himself on the phone right now, Flynn,

877
00:40:17,320 --> 00:40:18,240
Speaker 5: how are you mate?

878
00:40:18,480 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: Good?

879
00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:19,720
Speaker 6: Great?

880
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,360
Speaker 2: So last time we left it, Flynn, for everybody listening

881
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,840
Speaker 2: to this radio show, you called us, you told us

882
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 2: about Franken Phart. He got hit by the machine, the

883
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:37,320
Speaker 2: rabbit zombies invaded, and then he was he had to

884
00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:38,640
Speaker 2: save the world with his farts.

885
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah great. Have you have you.

886
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 2: Developed or is there any changes to that story since

887
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: the original plot?

888
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:53,319
Speaker 5: The thing that Will and I want to do, though,

889
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 5: Flynn is, we would love it with your approval, of course.

890
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:57,279
Speaker 8: Yep.

891
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 5: If maybe we could live on the radio read the

892
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:05,040
Speaker 5: story over a week next week, Yes, that.

893
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:07,520
Speaker 2: Amazing easy.

894
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 8: Wow.

895
00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 2: But why should people listen to the story? I mean, Woody,

896
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:13,319
Speaker 2: you and I you've got us, We will listen. But

897
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 2: for everybody else listening, why should they listen to the

898
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 2: story of Franken fat.

899
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 10: Well, it's pretty interesting.

900
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:25,000
Speaker 2: It's pretty interesting, so, Flynn, I know one of our

901
00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 2: listeners was was quite interested as to how the farts

902
00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:36,320
Speaker 2: that Franken Phart produces actually managed to kill the rabbit zombies.

903
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 2: How does that happen? Very very stinky?

904
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,400
Speaker 6: Yep ye?

905
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 2: And can he smell his own farts? Flynn is Franken

906
00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,200
Speaker 2: Fart able to smell his own farts.

907
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:55,719
Speaker 6: No, what a blessing for?

908
00:41:57,400 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 5: Is there anything that Franken Fhart needs to needs to

909
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,840
Speaker 5: eat or consume or drink. So he does more farts

910
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:05,720
Speaker 5: to take down the rabbit zombies.

911
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:10,800
Speaker 2: It's large.

912
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:12,799
Speaker 6: And Flinn.

913
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 5: If you had to describe the smell of Frankin farts

914
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 5: fart in a couple of words, what would you say?

915
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,600
Speaker 12: It's like a lot of eggs and all one and

916
00:42:21,719 --> 00:42:24,959
Speaker 12: food times down.

917
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 5: Flynn, you're a poet, You're an absolute poet, and it

918
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 5: is a treat.

919
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,759
Speaker 6: It is an absolute treat to talk to you. I'm

920
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:34,600
Speaker 6: so excited.

921
00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:38,359
Speaker 5: So starting Monday, starting next week, Flynn, we're going to

922
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 5: read the book live on the rate. Australia is going

923
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,279
Speaker 5: to hear the story of Franken Fat.

924
00:42:43,840 --> 00:42:47,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a special treat for everyone, the author reading

925
00:42:47,320 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 2: it out on the airwaves.

926
00:42:49,239 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 6: This might be a world first.

927
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,080
Speaker 2: What he's going to be doing all the business with

928
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,160
Speaker 2: your mum, So don't worry about any of the dollars.

929
00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:59,719
Speaker 2: If there was you know, a monetary, a mount that

930
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,040
Speaker 2: you or after, what what would you think? What would

931
00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:02,560
Speaker 2: you be thinking?

932
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 6: We'll send you that right away. Flynn and then don't

933
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:11,920
Speaker 6: you worry about dollars after that?

934
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:14,080
Speaker 2: What would you do with the money if we gave

935
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:15,160
Speaker 2: you a hundred bucks.

936
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 10: I can save up to birth the current house.

937
00:43:18,080 --> 00:43:18,360
Speaker 16: Stuff.

938
00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 3: That is really unbelievable.

939
00:43:23,560 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 2: He's going to save it my current house and important

940
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:27,000
Speaker 2: things later in life.

941
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,000
Speaker 6: I think I was hearing that right.

942
00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:32,760
Speaker 2: I was like, surely not got his head screwed onwards.

943
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,359
Speaker 3: I mean he's not.

944
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 2: He's not splashing that hundred bucks down the mill park.

945
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,240
Speaker 6: He's going to get home. Probably a very sentiment.

946
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 2: The contrast is remarkable. A guy who's saving all these

947
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:49,600
Speaker 2: pennies for a carent of house and yet rights freak.

948
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,120
Speaker 3: I can't wait for Monday.

949
00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 2: I think Australia can't wait for Monday.

950
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 3: What a guy.

951
00:43:56,239 --> 00:43:58,719
Speaker 2: We've got a treat for you guys, so stay tuned

952
00:43:58,719 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 2: for that one.

953
00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:00,319
Speaker 3: We're going to get into a chune here. It's really

954
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:00,799
Speaker 3: what you get.

955
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 2: Do you want to see what we got up to

956
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 2: as the Royal Official previewers again after being in a ferrari,

957
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,719
Speaker 2: go and check out our instagram with them. I'm not

958
00:44:09,719 --> 00:44:11,920
Speaker 2: going to do it justice by playing you guys in

959
00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 2: the audio or telling you any stories right now you

960
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:16,799
Speaker 2: have to say for yourself, what's You're very good at

961
00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:18,040
Speaker 2: putting a positive fin on things.

962
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:20,200
Speaker 5: Thank you, Thank you. I appreciate that, and I do

963
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 5: like it when you highlight that about me. I don't

964
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 5: have many pros.

965
00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,200
Speaker 6: But that is one of them.

966
00:44:24,239 --> 00:44:27,120
Speaker 3: This is a serious pro. It is serious pro from you.

967
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 6: Permanent rose colored glasses will.

968
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,480
Speaker 2: And so I think that you're the right guy for this,

969
00:44:30,560 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 2: and just to show everyone how good is what he

970
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:33,839
Speaker 2: is at this.

971
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,680
Speaker 3: Previously, when talking to you about the Adani.

972
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 6: Coal mine, oh, we don't have to reply.

973
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 2: I mentioned to you that it was going to decimate

974
00:44:42,360 --> 00:44:46,000
Speaker 2: the wetlands and destroy tens of thousands of species of

975
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 2: birds and possibly eradicate some species, and you managed to

976
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 2: come with this mate. I mean it's it's really quite

977
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 2: remarkable stuff.

978
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,360
Speaker 5: The decimation of the wetlands, which will kill the birds

979
00:44:59,239 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 5: less bird poof.

980
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:00,839
Speaker 2: Yeah.

981
00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 5: Now I'm not saying I was obviously for the decimation,

982
00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:09,799
Speaker 5: but again that would be.

983
00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 6: A small positive.

984
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,319
Speaker 5: That would be a time like again, very against it

985
00:45:15,360 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 5: and actually great news. Looks like a Downey's not coming through,

986
00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:19,960
Speaker 5: you know, which is fantastic.

987
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 3: Great.

988
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,320
Speaker 2: Well, I thought you'd be the right guy for the

989
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:26,160
Speaker 2: job here. Because there are some serious again, well it's

990
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 2: gonna sound serious, but it's not. There are some Bangladeshi

991
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:37,920
Speaker 2: farmers okay whose uh chickens. Their chickens are dying. The

992
00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 2: Bangladeshi chicken farmers. They're upset. Yeah, they're losing, they're losing

993
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:44,840
Speaker 2: their poultry.

994
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:48,520
Speaker 6: There's no reason, there's no reason why the poultry.

995
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 2: Is largely hurricanes and floods. The chickens are drowning. Gee yeah, right,

996
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 2: less burdpose.

997
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:01,839
Speaker 5: I didn't say that.

998
00:46:02,200 --> 00:46:02,759
Speaker 3: It's not nice.

999
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:04,520
Speaker 6: It's not nice. It's not nice.

1000
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,880
Speaker 2: So that is the situation they have come up. And

1001
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 2: as I said, you're the right guy for the job here.

1002
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,560
Speaker 2: But other people can join in. Other people can join in.

1003
00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:16,319
Speaker 2: Thirty one or six fives the number they have come

1004
00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:24,360
Speaker 2: up with an ingenious solution, yeah, to solving the fact

1005
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 2: that their chickens keep drowning in these floods. Brilliant in

1006
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 2: these hurricanes.

1007
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 5: Yah yahkay, brilliant, Well done Bangladesh farmers.

1008
00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 2: Given your capacity to see a positive view and put

1009
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 2: a positive spin on things, your resourcefulness, I would like

1010
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:43,360
Speaker 2: you to try and tell me what you think they've done.

1011
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,160
Speaker 6: Brilliant, what they've done?

1012
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 5: I only know they Yeah, they have actually designed a

1013
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 5: floaty almost like a water wing.

1014
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 2: Oh it could be called that.

1015
00:46:56,680 --> 00:47:00,919
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, water wings for the chickens. Insert that into

1016
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 6: the chicken instead.

1017
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 5: Well sorry no, sorry, it's sorry, inserted onto the inserted

1018
00:47:07,560 --> 00:47:08,080
Speaker 5: onto the wing.

1019
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 2: What do you mean now it clips on?

1020
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, it clips on magnetic it's magnetic clip. You clip

1021
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:17,520
Speaker 6: it on. And so if any float floats for the

1022
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 6: chickens and then boom floating. Yeah, right, okay, we're gonna

1023
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:26,600
Speaker 6: say gee, that's okay. So it's not floaties.

1024
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 3: So they've just feated the cyclones and the.

1025
00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:34,200
Speaker 6: Floods affecting solely the chicken, which.

1026
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 2: Is killing the chickens. Thirty one or six fives another

1027
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:38,479
Speaker 2: you know what, We're gonna go to the traffic because

1028
00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 2: I want to throw this out to people, because I

1029
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:43,640
Speaker 2: cannot believe how good this solution is. What do you

1030
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:46,880
Speaker 2: think chicken farmers in Bangladesh have done to completely gazump

1031
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:49,359
Speaker 2: the natural disasters that have been affecting them.

1032
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 6: I have a think over traffic as well, because I'm

1033
00:47:51,120 --> 00:47:52,600
Speaker 6: pretty sure i'll get it. I don't need a bit

1034
00:47:52,600 --> 00:47:52,879
Speaker 6: of time.

1035
00:47:52,960 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 3: All right, We're gonna go to the traffic.

1036
00:47:54,160 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 2: Thirty one if you think you can help out.

1037
00:47:57,160 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 3: It's not water wings.

1038
00:48:00,239 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 6: Everyone shocked.

1039
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: It's not water week.

1040
00:48:02,120 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 2: The Bangladeshi farmers they've been ravaged by cyclones and floods

1041
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:12,920
Speaker 2: awful and they've been experiencing the drowning essentially or the

1042
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 2: death of a lot of their chickens.

1043
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:15,040
Speaker 6: Very sad.

1044
00:48:15,360 --> 00:48:18,560
Speaker 2: They have come up with an ingenious solution to stop

1045
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:19,080
Speaker 2: this happening.

1046
00:48:19,680 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 3: Now.

1047
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 2: I'm throwing it out to you guys thirty one six

1048
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:25,240
Speaker 2: y five if any there's no wrong answer here, because

1049
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 2: what they've come up with, I don't think anyone's going

1050
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,760
Speaker 2: to be able to figure out what do you reckon?

1051
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:31,399
Speaker 5: I had fifteen minutes think about it, and I'm very

1052
00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 5: confident that I've nailed it to me.

1053
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,359
Speaker 6: They've got a.

1054
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:38,040
Speaker 5: Huge screen, like one of those drive drive in cinema screens,

1055
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:41,560
Speaker 5: and they put them in the paddock where.

1056
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:44,640
Speaker 2: On a farm they're sharing the cinema Is it Someone's

1057
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:46,560
Speaker 2: is it John cinema and they all go to it.

1058
00:48:47,040 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 6: They bring all the chickens there. Everyone brings their chickens.

1059
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 3: All the chicken farmers go to the same cinema yep.

1060
00:48:51,480 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 5: And then it's just duck documentaries on repeat yep, and

1061
00:48:55,080 --> 00:48:58,160
Speaker 5: then they go try and do try and.

1062
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 6: Look at that they sit on the water try. Is

1063
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:08,879
Speaker 6: that that's wrong? Is it?

1064
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,080
Speaker 8: You're wrong?

1065
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:11,360
Speaker 10: Josh?

1066
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 11: I really enjoyed that instructional videos chicken instructions who theyren't

1067
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:18,760
Speaker 11: have flyers in case of flood?

1068
00:49:19,120 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 2: Don't run float?

1069
00:49:23,640 --> 00:49:23,879
Speaker 6: Josh?

1070
00:49:23,960 --> 00:49:24,200
Speaker 16: Mate?

1071
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:25,560
Speaker 6: What do you reckon they did? I was wrong?

1072
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:28,600
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, stop dropping float, Josh.

1073
00:49:28,840 --> 00:49:31,040
Speaker 2: My idea was pretty similar to yours, mate, Why not

1074
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:32,120
Speaker 2: just teach him to swim?

1075
00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:32,480
Speaker 10: Sure?

1076
00:49:32,640 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 14: Yeah?

1077
00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 2: Is that right?

1078
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,320
Speaker 6: Teaching him to swim?

1079
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 2: So, Josh, you think that the way that they stopped

1080
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,360
Speaker 2: them drowning was they taught the chickens.

1081
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 3: How to swim?

1082
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:42,239
Speaker 7: Absolutely?

1083
00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 3: I mean it's a buddy guy.

1084
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 2: And how do you think what is going for instructional video?

1085
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 2: We've mentioned the pamphlet, I mean, how did you teach

1086
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 2: your chicken to swim?

1087
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 3: That's what it's come down to. Well, I do like

1088
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 3: the idea of the video screening.

1089
00:49:54,880 --> 00:49:56,960
Speaker 10: If you leave them all out there with a couple

1090
00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,359
Speaker 10: of ducks, like you were saying, they'll essentially pick it up.

1091
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 6: Do you know you start chatting to it's like okay, man,

1092
00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 6: how are you? What are you up to it?

1093
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,319
Speaker 5: And then you know, talking to the duck and he

1094
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:16,040
Speaker 5: starts floating and what boys, look, Bruce, what you were thinking, Josh?

1095
00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 7: Pretty much exactly the same.

1096
00:50:19,719 --> 00:50:22,359
Speaker 2: I'm going to tell you what the Bangladeshi farmers have done.

1097
00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 2: Everyone's so close, we were so close to it. They

1098
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:27,120
Speaker 2: have replaced all their chickens with.

1099
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:36,120
Speaker 17: Ducks, and in farting time, the eggs, of course, and

1100
00:50:36,160 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 17: the chicken meat is just way more rich and arguably

1101
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,320
Speaker 17: more succulent.

1102
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 6: Well downe Bangladesh.

1103
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,000
Speaker 3: Well, that's that amazing. That's amazing.

1104
00:50:45,040 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 6: That's amazing.

1105
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:48,200
Speaker 2: If you missed anything else in the show, iHeartRadio is

1106
00:50:48,320 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 2: the place to get it. Where you can hear our

1107
00:50:50,239 --> 00:50:54,239
Speaker 2: conversation with the next big thing in books. Mate.

1108
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 5: He's written a story called Franken Paart and the Rabbit

1109
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,200
Speaker 5: Zombie Invasion.

1110
00:50:58,360 --> 00:50:59,800
Speaker 3: I know it's genius.

1111
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:03,840
Speaker 5: He has agreed to live on the radio read the

1112
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 5: story out, so we'll be going day by day. It's

1113
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:10,160
Speaker 5: going to be an incredible extravaganza of great literature. But

1114
00:51:10,239 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 5: today we actually spoke to on the show. Yeah, started

1115
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:14,480
Speaker 5: talking dollars and cents with the big guy.

1116
00:51:15,040 --> 00:51:16,239
Speaker 3: What would you do with the money if we gave

1117
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 3: you a hundred bucks?

1118
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:20,320
Speaker 12: I can say to second birth and current house switch.

1119
00:51:21,520 --> 00:51:25,080
Speaker 3: It is really unbelievable.

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Speaker 6: He's going to buy a car in a house Bucks,

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00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:28,319
Speaker 6: What a guy.

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00:51:28,520 --> 00:51:31,319
Speaker 2: He's going to be live on your radios hopefully by

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Speaker 2: Monday when he's penned the whole thing. He's got it

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00:51:33,320 --> 00:51:37,640
Speaker 2: ready and reading out loud. Frankenphart and the Rabbit Zombie Invasion.

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00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:40,120
Speaker 2: Gee Whiz, I couldn't be more excited. You guys should

1126
00:51:40,120 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 2: be pumped. It's the best story I've ever heard. It's

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Speaker 2: going to be happening on Willen Woody next week.

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Speaker 3: Just take it away, please

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Speaker 2: A fresh way to drive his home with will and

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Speaker 2: Woody