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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: Right now, we are talking about a talking cactus toy

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Speaker 2: which was sprouting all sorts of language.

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Speaker 3: One Brampton grandmother said she got quite a shock when

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Speaker 3: a dancing cactus you bought sang a song with swear

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Speaker 3: words and drug use.

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Speaker 1: The characterus has sold online as an educational toy and

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Speaker 1: sing songs in three languages, but one song in Polish

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Speaker 1: talks about doing cocaine, depression and uses profanities too.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely so that's thirty one O sixty five. By the way,

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Speaker 2: if you've been in the situation where you were armed

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Speaker 2: with the foreign language so you knew the language and

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Speaker 2: the person that you're hanging out with, or the situation

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Speaker 2: that you're in, the other people didn't know that you

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Speaker 2: knew the language. So in the situation of this toy,

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Speaker 2: this talking cactus, it took a Polish woman who bought

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Speaker 2: the toy for her grandkids to be absolutely mortified by

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Speaker 2: what the thing was saying. Have you listen to this?

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Speaker 1: It's about taking five grams of cocaine and being alone,

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Speaker 1: something about he doesn't care, he lost the house already,

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Speaker 1: there's nothing to live for.

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Speaker 2: Very depressing song.

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Speaker 1: It's so deep, so deep.

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Speaker 2: So some really really lonely Polish bloke somewhere in a

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Speaker 2: factory writes a song, yeah, writing a song for kids,

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Speaker 2: and just decides to pour his life story in either

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Speaker 2: of that already, just send them the wrong track. Who knows?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, surely it's a joke.

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Speaker 3: Who one or the other.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing year, it's about doing five craps of cocaine.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to George on thirty one or six five. George.

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Speaker 2: They didn't know you could speak the language.

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Speaker 3: Yes. I used to work in retail and I was

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Speaker 3: dressing a guy for his formal and his parents weren't

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Speaker 3: liking what I was putting him in, even though he

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Speaker 3: was and they started talking in Greek, saying, Oh, don't

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Speaker 3: listen to him. He's got no he's got no sense

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Speaker 3: of fashion, he's got no idea what he's talking about.

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Speaker 3: And then they ended up choosing a different outfit. So

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Speaker 3: toward the end of the transaction, because I wanted to say,

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Speaker 3: I ended up saying to talk, saying to them in Greek,

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Speaker 3: by the way, I think that first outfit actually did

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Speaker 3: look really good.

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Speaker 1: But if you think I've.

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Speaker 3: Got no taste and that's fine. And their faces just draw.

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Speaker 2: Is an amazing moment for you. It's a it's a

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Speaker 2: rare privilege. You must have skipped home that day thanks

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Speaker 2: to call. George. Got Cat who's called on thirty one

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Speaker 2: and six five Cat. They didn't know that you spoke

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Speaker 2: the language. Hello Cat, Hey, they didn't know that you

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Speaker 2: spoke the language.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I speak in a region. Obviously, they didn't know.

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Speaker 3: I wanted to get my nails done, and it's the

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Speaker 3: nail tech doing my nails and speaking because we can

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Speaker 3: go next to her about the bedroom antics of her

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Speaker 3: and her husband.

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Speaker 2: Wow, my god.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Now we're a family friendly show, but not family family.

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Speaker 2: You are kidding?

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Speaker 1: So you did you?

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Speaker 2: Did you ever revealed to the now technician that you

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Speaker 2: could speak Vietnamese?

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Speaker 3: No, because I'll have to keep coming back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, right, do you keep going back to so you

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Speaker 2: can hear about the bed, romantic technician.

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Speaker 1: Nails and the show. I love it.

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Speaker 2: I've got Warrick, who's calling on thirty one I six

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Speaker 2: five Warwick. They didn't know you spoke the language.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't me. It was a good Filipino friend

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Speaker 1: of mine. He lived with an Englishman. Yeah, and the

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Speaker 1: Englishman asked him to teach him how to say good

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Speaker 1: night in Filipino or the garalogue, and instead of teaching

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Speaker 1: him good night, he taught him the same you have

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Speaker 1: a big package. And so every night tell him that

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Speaker 1: he had a big package.

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Speaker 2: Hear more of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know you want to