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Speaker 1: It's Will Woods.

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Speaker 2: I want to question a study right now. Well, this

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Speaker 2: is the best buddy. Oh, I'm a scientist.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, that's I'm getting on your getting on

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Speaker 3: your wavelength.

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Speaker 4: Man.

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Speaker 5: I like to dissect experiments, and there's been a well,

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Speaker 5: I guess you called an anthropological.

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Speaker 2: Study the study of humans.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what it is yet.

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Speaker 5: Well, around the rudest city in Australia. Okay, so if

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Speaker 5: you had to try and figure out the rude of

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Speaker 5: theological it's a sociological study on the rudest city in Australia.

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Speaker 5: If you had to try and decipher what was the

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Speaker 5: rude of city, what study would you do? What would

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Speaker 5: you what would you do within your study?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it depends how you define rude, doesn't it.

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Speaker 2: That's also quite vague.

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Speaker 3: If someone's rude, then the dismissive don't listen to you.

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Speaker 3: Language language they'd use, yeah, okay, whether or not they do, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I think I think that's about right, isn't it Like

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Speaker 3: they're not using please and thank you?

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Speaker 1: That's sort of well.

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Speaker 5: Okay, so it's pretty I'm not sure how this mob

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Speaker 5: came to it. They did this, daddy, I just wanted

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Speaker 5: to hear what you do. But apparently the rudest city

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Speaker 5: in Australia is Bunderberg.

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Speaker 2: What have you been to Bunderberg?

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Speaker 3: No? No, is that in air fnq? I think it

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Speaker 3: is inn place.

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Speaker 5: That creator that delicious ginger beer, as if they could

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Speaker 5: possibly be.

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Speaker 1: Rute, do you know what I mean? Yeah, I know, it's.

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Speaker 5: So beautiful weather up there. I don't know anyway, that's

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Speaker 5: the rudest. Rockhampton's in number two. Brisbane's the third.

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Speaker 1: I have been to Bunderberg, actually, I think I might

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Speaker 1: have driven through it.

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Speaker 2: Lovely spot anyone nice to here?

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Speaker 1: I'm not noticeably.

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Speaker 5: Round out the top five apparently, so Brisbane third rutist.

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Speaker 5: Adelaide's fourth rootis to Woomba is the fifth rootis?

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Speaker 6: Now?

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Speaker 1: I find it surpris on the list.

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Speaker 3: I really surprised you is not on the list, Like

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Speaker 3: if you had a rude experience, that's that's not there

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Speaker 3: or vice versa.

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Speaker 1: Is there one on the list there that you're going

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Speaker 1: gee whiz nah?

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Speaker 5: Not really, I mean cops are, but they've got the

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Speaker 5: big But I don't know why that's on the rude

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Speaker 3: Probably need to go back to the fact that we

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Speaker 3: don't know how they're trudging ruge.

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Speaker 2: That's a fair point.

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Speaker 5: Let's just circle back to the start they've gone with

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Speaker 5: Bunderberg's the ruders. Now I've got an idea to test

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Speaker 5: this out. We've got to go to a song. But

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Speaker 5: I've got this.

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Speaker 2: Idea that if Bunderberg is the ruder city in.

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Speaker 5: The world in Australia, in Australia, sorry, then this should

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Speaker 5: lead to a rejection. And the idea is this. You're

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Speaker 5: going to call a random place in Bunderberg. It's called

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Speaker 5: a random number from Bunderberg, right, and you're gonna say,

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Speaker 5: my child is being a nuisance, right, my child's like

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Speaker 5: behaving badly, right, and I've said that I'm going to

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Speaker 5: get Santa on the phone, all right now, obviously Santa.

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Speaker 5: It's hard to get Santa's number, right, It's like trying

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Speaker 5: to get Brad Pitt's number. Yeah, okay, So you're going

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Speaker 5: to call this place in Butderburg and go, Is there

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Speaker 5: any chance you could pretend to be Santa on the phone?

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, So my kid will be good on.

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Speaker 1: But they're the rude of city in Australia. He's gonna

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Speaker 1: tell me to piss off.

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Speaker 5: So they should reject you, your child, your son. Probably

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Speaker 5: he's been a menace. He's misbehaving. Okay, what's he doing? Um,

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Speaker 5: shaved off his sister's eyebrow?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, Okay, shocking.

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Speaker 5: You've gone to You've said to your son, Hey, all right, mate,

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Speaker 5: I'm gonna call Santa, all right, and then you're gonna

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Speaker 5: say to the people in Bunderburg that he wants to

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Speaker 5: talk to Santa.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you need them to pretend to be Santa.

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Speaker 1: Because obviously it's very hard to get Santa's number.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely we know we don't have Santa's real.

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Speaker 3: The people in this random place in Bunderberg to prettend

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Speaker 3: to be Sanda right now and give them the rude

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Speaker 3: of city in Australia. They should reject me immediately because

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Speaker 3: they don't do favors.

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Speaker 2: Let's see how you going.

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Speaker 7: Okay, this is generally speaking.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, gooda Emily. Look, my name is Gavin Wanganeen. I'm

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Speaker 3: just calling because I need your help with something I am.

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Speaker 3: I've just told my little boy that I've threatened him

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Speaker 3: with the whole in a call Santa thing. He's just

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Speaker 3: shaved your sister's eyebrow off, and he's threatened to shave

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Speaker 3: off the other one, and I basically said, Sam, he's

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Speaker 3: not going to give you any more presents this year.

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Speaker 3: And I said, I've been a call Sanda right now,

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Speaker 3: and I just need someone whose voice he doesn't recognize.

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Speaker 3: And I've been down there a few times. You guys

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Speaker 3: seem like nice people. And look, I was just wondering

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Speaker 3: if there might be someone who could jump on the

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Speaker 3: phone and pretend to be Santa to.

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Speaker 8: Him give me a second last thing to stay.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's great guy.

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Speaker 5: Oh, she's hung up on you's away on you there.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's well. And she didn't even say it to

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Speaker 1: my face. She did the the nerves. So they'll chuck

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Speaker 1: your on the whole thing. Hang on two seconds.

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Speaker 2: Let me just mascreating as being nice.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but an actual that's what the rudest people do.

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Speaker 1: Now, I got the nicest place in so thing. So

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Speaker 1: Bunderberg's proved.

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Speaker 2: Asked for the same thing. Yep, let's see if.

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Speaker 1: They still with the shaved eyebrow thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go with the same bit.

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Speaker 1: It's strange.

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Speaker 8: Hello, what means and puzzles and games cottonry?

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Speaker 9: This is Zeke?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, gay Zeke has going my name is. My

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Speaker 3: name's Darren Borick. I'm just calling because I'm in a

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Speaker 3: bit of a pickle. My my missus is away at

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Speaker 3: the moment, and my little boys just shaved off his

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Speaker 3: sister's eyebrow, and yeah, I know, shocking, and he's he's

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Speaker 3: kind of threatening to shave off the next one.

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Speaker 1: We're not threatening.

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Speaker 3: But anyway, look, I've just said to him, unless he

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Speaker 3: call Santa. And and he's a clever one, and I

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Speaker 3: obviously just don't want to call someone that I know,

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Speaker 3: So I was like, look, you know, give them what

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Speaker 3: you guys do. I was just wondering if he was

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Speaker 3: anyone there that might be able to He's called me bluff,

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Speaker 3: So is there anyone there that might be able to

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Speaker 8: Yeah? I mean I could do it. I can. I mean,

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Speaker 8: I got twenty.

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Speaker 1: Seconds if you are, Yeah, twenty seconds is huge. Twenty

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Speaker 1: sexons is huge, okn't hay him? Yeah? Well, I'll see,

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Speaker 1: I've got Santa on the fight. Might have got that's

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Speaker 1: what I've got on the phone. You know, I've got

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Speaker 1: Santa on the phone. Maybe just get you the phone

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Speaker 1: on now here we go, Here we go? All right, Alex,

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Speaker 1: here you go?

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Speaker 8: Hello, Alex? Yes, what's says I hear about you misbehaving?

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Speaker 10: Is that Santa Claus?

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Speaker 8: It is Santa.

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Speaker 5: Oh oh, I'm so sorry Santa?

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Speaker 2: If I be nice? What were you going to get.

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Speaker 5: Me for Christmas this year?

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Speaker 8: Well, what would you like?

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Speaker 2: I've written it down. I mean you read the list.

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Speaker 8: Well as your as your your choice.

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Speaker 10: Is changed, no same thing?

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Speaker 8: All right? Then, well, if you make an effort to

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Speaker 8: be good, you might just get what you want.

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Speaker 5: Oh, oh, that'd.

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Speaker 11: Be so great.

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Speaker 2: How did you get my bike down the chimney last year?

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Speaker 8: Well, Santa has his ways, you know. Did you really

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Speaker 8: shave off an eyebrow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I thought maybe she'd looked better with one eyebrow.

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Speaker 8: Right, Well, I'd say try to keep the other one

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Speaker 8: intact and maybe figure out how to get the other

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Speaker 8: side of your face to look happy. And if you

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Speaker 8: keep a good smile on your face and be good,

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Speaker 8: you might be happily surprised at Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And what are the names of your reindeers again?

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Speaker 8: Well, you know, there's all Rudolph. People know him, he's

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Speaker 8: pretty popular. About the others, there's Blitzen, Dasher, Yeah, Dancer, Prancer,

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Speaker 8: comet ye stupid and Donda Donda Yeah. People often think

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Speaker 8: it's Donna, but it's Donda.

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Speaker 2: Get the hell out of here. And also gotta say I.

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Speaker 5: Think you are one of the kindest human beings in

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Speaker 5: the world. You're listening to Will and Woody right now, mate,

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Speaker 5: And we heard the Sunshine Coast was literally voted the

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Speaker 5: nicest city in Australia and you have just proven that.

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Speaker 2: My friend.

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Speaker 8: Oh wonderful.

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Speaker 2: You have customers though, so I know you have to go.

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Speaker 8: Yes, that's all right.

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Speaker 2: You're amazing.

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Speaker 1: As well.

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Speaker 3: The voice was amazing double past you got to hoytslaks

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Speaker 3: for you.

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Speaker 8: That sounds great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and one hundred dollars report voucher as well.

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Speaker 2: Awesome. How about your Santa knowledge, by the way, that

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Speaker 2: was extraordinary.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, well, you know, Santa is something of an

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Speaker 8: interest of mine. I've got an idea for like a

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Speaker 8: story about Santa Claus that I want to write one day.

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Speaker 3: I did that A greater job, A wonderful I definitely

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Speaker 3: did a wonderful job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was perfect.

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Speaker 5: Let's jobs been of sad news about Britney spears, so

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Speaker 5: just break yard every time.

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Speaker 1: With Brittany.

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Speaker 5: I know, I know, it looks like her husband's now

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Speaker 5: looking like going to be ex husband. Sam Ascari is

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Speaker 5: going to be filing for divorce after fourteen months of marriage,

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Speaker 5: enjoying in.

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Speaker 3: The news that he spotted her hooking up with someone

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Speaker 3: or something.

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Speaker 2: I can't speak to that. I didn't haven't seen that.

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Speaker 5: I think that I.

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Speaker 3: Think I heard in the news. I mean, unfortunately, you've

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Speaker 3: got the news of sloppy seconds. Yeah, I know, I

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Speaker 3: know you had this scoop, but I think I think

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Speaker 3: that is that right l J.

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Speaker 1: Champion again Alga, So that's the rumor she's in the

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Speaker 1: dirty on it?

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Speaker 5: Oh well, okay, that makes sense because since the announcement

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Speaker 5: of the divorce, he has publicly said that he has

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Speaker 5: some extremely embarrassing things that he could share about Brittany.

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Speaker 1: That's not when you hit what you want to hear

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Speaker 1: when you break.

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Speaker 5: Up with someone, not right, threatening that he's got some

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Speaker 5: embarrassing things to share. Now, going away from the naziness here,

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Speaker 5: I think one of the most fun things to do

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Speaker 5: when you are in a relationship is to reveal embarrassing

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Speaker 2: Thirteen one oh sixty five.

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Speaker 5: If you want to come on air right now and

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Speaker 5: because it's an absolute hobby horse of Mim and I

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Speaker 2: It's happened a number of times on this radio show.

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Speaker 2: T Nim has recently started losing her hair ties a lot.

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Speaker 5: She reaches down to the ground, picks up one of

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Speaker 1: With a dirty G string.

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Speaker 6: Talk about my dirty G string trick.

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Speaker 2: No, definitely not.

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Speaker 12: On the weekend you took a poop in the open

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Speaker 2: You were my confidant, you would watch the door for me.

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Speaker 13: That one of them didn't have a toilet paper.

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Speaker 5: Constipation comes as a normal side effect for pregnancy. At

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Speaker 5: the moment is at her struggles, But Min's this theory

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Speaker 2: Week she's on the toilet. She yells, ye, she still

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Speaker 2: does that. I don't believe that thirty six five is

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Speaker 5: Come on here and tell us something embarrassing about your partner.

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Speaker 3: Or maybe in the vein of Brittany breaking up with somebody,

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Speaker 2: If you want to open the door, there they'll be spicy, nice.

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Speaker 1: Will thanks mane.

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Speaker 2: No, I like that.

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Speaker 1: There you go like that? But a taco sauce there,

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Speaker 1: absolutely pepperonas.

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Speaker 2: I'll put them in.

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Speaker 5: So we've got to center here, just cinter can be

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Speaker 5: you want to embarrass your partner talk to me.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So we've just got a new puppy and it's

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Speaker 7: a bit of.

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Speaker 5: A game at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Is it a puddle of water?

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, my partner decided that he's.

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Speaker 14: Putting his finger in it and see what color it was.

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Speaker 13: And he's like, oh, it looks pretty clear.

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Speaker 7: So he's like, I'll have a taste.

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Speaker 15: No, no, no, no, I drank a bit of dog

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Speaker 2: That's good stuff.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I love the game. I love the game.

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Speaker 2: The light puddle away water away? Water aways are yea

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Speaker 2: more world?

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Speaker 3: Do you just have normal puddles of waters away?

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Speaker 1: Every time?

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Speaker 3: We're oh yeah, guy, Scotty, you want to embarrass you

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Speaker 3: to embarras?

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Speaker 1: Where do they live? Can I Scotty.

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Speaker 9: Hey here he's going good.

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Speaker 1: Mat, you want to embarrass your partner far away?

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Speaker 9: Yeah? So yeah, they're a pretty bad clock toilet The

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Speaker 9: And she came out really proud, like so stoked, and

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Speaker 9: she's like, gess what I just done. I'm like, oh what.

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Speaker 9: She's like, I've just done a massive poop and uncockd

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Speaker 13: She it.

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Speaker 9: Lund a poo.

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Speaker 2: I never thought i'd hear those words on this Friday.

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Speaker 1: Never, Godey, unbelievable.

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Speaker 3: You could have a hoits luck's double pass for you

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Speaker 1: Mat nice, enjoy it nowhere is it all? Just let

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Speaker 1: just make sure they let you know if there's any

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Speaker 2: Until be worried about her going to the toilets. They

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Speaker 2: you're not allowed.

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Speaker 1: Her face up the front.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Dannielle. Here, Dannielle, you want to embarrass

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Speaker 2: your husbands?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I do so.

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Speaker 11: My husband has to sing every time was down and

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Speaker 11: watched TV. He will pick his nose. He will look right,

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Speaker 11: he will look left to check that I'm not looking

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Speaker 11: I catch him eating his booger. Wow, and plays with

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Speaker 11: the booger until I'm not looking, And then.

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Speaker 5: It's do you do you think? Danny el that he

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Speaker 5: thinks you don't know this? Like, do you reckon?

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Speaker 11: He believes it, thinks that he's try and I'm.

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Speaker 15: Just you know you're there, and I'm like, Jake, interesting, Well,

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Speaker 15: we've actually got Jake on the phone right now. I

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Speaker 15: didn't know Jake the snake may Did you know that

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Speaker 15: your your wife's been watching you eat boogers on the catch?

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Speaker 1: Mate?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? Fellows of course two. Doesn't you know you're going

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Speaker 6: to get caught out eventually? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Fair enough?

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Speaker 3: Did you want to return serve though, Jacob? And she's

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Speaker 3: embarrassed you radio? You're balls in your court?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 13: Why not?

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Speaker 8: Hey?

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Speaker 6: Who can play that game?

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Speaker 7: Wow? Who can play that game?

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Speaker 11: So you got this a bit of a weird one

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Speaker 6: She will drop one and then boys, she will then

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Speaker 1: Standing out. Have you got anything to say for yourself?

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Speaker 11: Yeah? I think Britney Smith is not only one that's

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Speaker 3: Tonight taking calls on whether you embarrass yourself at a

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Speaker 3: school sports carnival.

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Speaker 1: One school yard.

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Speaker 2: We got that.

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Speaker 3: I am talking back in the time when there's this

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Speaker 3: for those three years where they go, you know, just

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Speaker 3: give everything a go, yeah, which means you have to

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Speaker 3: all of a sudden, you're doing shot put and you

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Speaker 5: People, all the kids are at different developments as well.

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Speaker 5: So you've got like the guy that's like a forty

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Speaker 1: I haven't got always the guys to find the shot puts.

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Speaker 1: The guys.

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Speaker 5: God's absolutely ridiculous.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, And I'm just thinking about like some of like

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Speaker 3: You've got rusted metal that you know was made twenty

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Speaker 3: years ago. It's just tetanus waiting to happen. There's nails

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the worst.

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Speaker 1: It's just not what you're designed for.

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Speaker 3: Again, as a nerd, this is my idea of Hell

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Speaker 3: sure the high jump, Yeah, oh sure. I can't even

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Speaker 3: jump over a hurdle running at a full tilt. Excuse

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Speaker 2: Yeah, absurd, ridiculously Are we taking in the swimming pool here?

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Speaker 13: Will?

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Speaker 1: Because let's just a happy hunting ground.

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Speaker 5: You've got to put speedos on, so you know. And

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Speaker 5: again i'd go back to different development. And I don't

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Speaker 5: I'm a bit body hair challenged, but for some reason,

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Speaker 5: significant and let's just call it pube because that's what

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Speaker 3: Upper thigh hair as a shocker out the side of

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Speaker 2: At the side of the speed, the wings. I always

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Speaker 1: And I were going to fly over the water. It's

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Speaker 3: So look thirty one six five two embarrassing yourself at

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Speaker 3: well to give you an indication. That's twice as slow

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Speaker 3: as the person who won the heat.

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Speaker 1: It was just a heat.

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Speaker 3: The Chinese authorities have no idea how she entered it.

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Speaker 3: They've got no idea how she got there. The Somalian

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Speaker 1: That no one knows who this chick.

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Speaker 3: She might not even be Somemalian. She just rocked up,

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Speaker 3: put a Somali brand on her shirt and just run the.

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Speaker 5: Hundred sounds a bit like Somalia, a sort of going like, oh,

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Speaker 5: it's embarrassing, not ours, not ours and she's going, God.

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Speaker 1: Said, was our country's representative. I'm on and it really

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Speaker 1: good for some kids. For some kids. Yeah, the jock's

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Speaker 5: Now see don't say this though, because for the jocks

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Speaker 2: This was our day for all the days where we

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Speaker 3: You because you weren't going to like, you know, wonder

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Speaker 1: High jump bar.

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Speaker 3: You could have done, but one time I took a

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Speaker 3: high jump bar like mid back, it was like across

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Speaker 1: Did do that expression A rod for your back? I

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Speaker 5: Ah. Yeah, you were in year eight and you had

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Speaker 13: Oh my god, takes me back now because actually work

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Speaker 13: in the schools. Every time we go, I'm like, oh

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Speaker 13: my god, yeah, yeah, you ate. The pressure from year

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Speaker 13: twelve to sign up so they can get their points

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Speaker 13: is insane, worst pressure ever. And I signed up for diving,

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Speaker 13: which I've never done before. Yes, and they have this

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Speaker 13: move called the scorpion, which is when your feet touch

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Speaker 3: Oh.

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Speaker 13: I actually ended up performing quite well.

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Speaker 1: Hey on Alia, you're talking.

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Speaker 3: I'm just trying to pitch it because because you've over rotated,

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I like jumped way wrong. I didn't know what

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Speaker 13: I was doing. My feet touched my back, that's a

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Speaker 13: it gets worse, It gets worse. I had to get

450
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Speaker 13: pulled out of the water because like I just couldn't

451
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Speaker 13: swim because I was in so much pain. And then

452
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 13: that and it was a dude also that pulled me out,

453
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:37,600
Speaker 13: and then I slowly hobbled to First Aid to just

454
00:20:37,640 --> 00:20:39,000
Speaker 13: sit there with an ice pack on my back for

455
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Speaker 13: the rest of the day and hang on.

456
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Speaker 5: My mom, hang on, were you pulled out of the

457
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 5: water nude? Because the swim set's fallen off.

458
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 13: I was like slightly covered, but he did have to go.

459
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,840
Speaker 13: I was holding it with my arms. He did ended

460
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Speaker 13: up having to grab my arms to pull me out.

461
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,520
Speaker 4: And like there was so many kids watching.

462
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:57,040
Speaker 2: Oh that is just everything everything at once.

463
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Speaker 1: I was gonna say, best name ever the school?

464
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, whoever came up with that?

465
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Speaker 5: Let's go to Kevin here, Kevin, what's your story from

466
00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,240
Speaker 5: a sports caunibal?

467
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Speaker 4: Boy?

468
00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:08,159
Speaker 3: There?

469
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Speaker 4: You going there? You're going all right? So I was

470
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:13,760
Speaker 4: in year six, right, and it was a swimming carnival, Yeah,

471
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,280
Speaker 4: the swimming carnival, and and I signed up for what

472
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 4: I thought was just like a splash and play at

473
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Speaker 4: the end of the day, but it turned out to

474
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Speaker 4: be freestyle, which is a race.

475
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Speaker 3: So her kid, I didn't know that splash and play

476
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Speaker 3: was an event at the school.

477
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Speaker 1: The school swimming.

478
00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where I went wrong. But heavier then everyone

479
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Speaker 4: else lining.

480
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:36,359
Speaker 5: Up to raise.

481
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 2: Oh and what happened keV? And what happened?

482
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 4: Oh well obvious you become laughs really oh yeah, on

483
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:47,200
Speaker 4: the way back, while I was trying to get up there.

484
00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 4: I wasn't really a good swimmer. That's why I didn't

485
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Speaker 4: really want to sign up for any Yeah.

486
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,560
Speaker 1: You just got to put your hand out.

487
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Speaker 3: That's it's really really hard to communicate to kids like, hey,

488
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,240
Speaker 3: participating is fun.

489
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm just not. I've just realized what Kevin. So,

490
00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 5: Kevin saw free style and took that and do what

491
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,480
Speaker 5: you want. And so he was like, oh, so let's

492
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:15,000
Speaker 5: splash and play. Realized a freestyle was a stroke that's unbelievable.

493
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,840
Speaker 2: Graze that we missed it.

494
00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,360
Speaker 1: Have you done it? And he was like, I'm not sure, keV.

495
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 1: You thought freestyle was actually just like have a good time.

496
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:32,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's flashing him but yeah, and then he

497
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:33,760
Speaker 5: went back and just started stroking.

498
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Speaker 2: He's back for the next event. Yeah, I can stroke

499
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Speaker 2: my back, not a problem, gotta tie back.

500
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Speaker 1: Let's go. Let's sarah.

501
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,440
Speaker 2: This was this is a swimming carnival as well. The

502
00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,399
Speaker 2: swimming one is really.

503
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Speaker 12: I was about to say, it's a swimming pool of

504
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 12: nightmares today, isn't it. Thankfully this is not myself, but

505
00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:57,840
Speaker 12: it is ingrained in my memory. We went to an

506
00:22:57,880 --> 00:23:04,239
Speaker 12: old girls school where competing was compulsory regardless of your ability. Now,

507
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 12: this poor girl in front of the entire school dove

508
00:23:08,160 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 12: in the water. As she started to doggy paddle, her

509
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,920
Speaker 12: sanitary pad came out and it actually finished the race

510
00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:18,400
Speaker 12: before her because as she was paddling, it was propelling

511
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Speaker 12: it forward.

512
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Speaker 1: Talking pull exit or entry injuries, well.

513
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Speaker 5: Not just injuries, will, I just want to hear about

514
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Speaker 5: when it went badly, like maybe it was an injury

515
00:23:34,359 --> 00:23:37,120
Speaker 5: or maybe you just horrifically embarrassed herself, because I feel

516
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:40,680
Speaker 5: like when you enter or exit a pool, all eyes

517
00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:41,040
Speaker 5: are on you.

518
00:23:42,280 --> 00:23:45,360
Speaker 2: You got any public pool or any pool party, everyone's

519
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:46,920
Speaker 2: sort of lying around or standing around.

520
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Speaker 3: And I've never thought about that, how much of a

521
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: how much the entrance you can make or break.

522
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Speaker 2: You Halle Berry, James Bond.

523
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,840
Speaker 1: She's not in the pool, she's in the ocean.

524
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Speaker 3: I think it just comes to me just we follow

525
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,200
Speaker 3: the neural pathway as soon as anyone mentions, that's exactly

526
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:05,639
Speaker 3: where you go.

527
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:07,520
Speaker 2: Easy, let's go to Kathy.

528
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Speaker 6: Here on.

529
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,480
Speaker 2: Kathy, you had a pool exit or entry that went badly.

530
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Speaker 14: Oh, I think badly is an understatement.

531
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Speaker 7: Guy.

532
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 14: So I was stepping into a pool and there was

533
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Speaker 14: a kid sort of in the way, and I tried

534
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:27,480
Speaker 14: to dodge him, but as he dodged, I weaved, and

535
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:32,040
Speaker 14: then he weaved, and I dodged and fell face burst

536
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 14: into the pool. Turn around and there are sixty year

537
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:40,280
Speaker 14: one students absolutely waiting themselves with laughter.

538
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 7: Managed to mark the role, get them all off to

539
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 7: their swimming lesson, and I got carted off to hospital

540
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 7: in an ambulance after shuttering all the bones, tore the ligaments,

541
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Speaker 7: and tore the tendons in my foot.

542
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Speaker 2: Wow story.

543
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:06,240
Speaker 5: Done. It's got a ash now ash Okay, So you

544
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:11,920
Speaker 5: saw someone enter a pool and it was embarrassing ash well,

545
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:12,440
Speaker 5: kind of.

546
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Speaker 6: I was the recipient of a terrible entry to the pool.

547
00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,720
Speaker 6: I was swown around as a young star with the

548
00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,520
Speaker 6: goggles on like picture it beautiful. Look. We're all hanging out,

549
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 6: playing around, and someone pushed one of our other friends,

550
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 6: who proceeded to do a bomb on my eyes where

551
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 6: the goggles suction caps to my eyeball and we had

552
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Speaker 6: to go to the emergency room to get them removed

553
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 6: to where I then had a black eye for like

554
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 6: three not three months, three weeks after because of how

555
00:25:47,440 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 6: bad the section cap of the goggles was on. My

556
00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:53,080
Speaker 6: eyes from their kneecaps going into my eye circle.

557
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:57,000
Speaker 1: Oh god, that is so riggy.

558
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 3: Someone need your goggles onto your face. So you had

559
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 3: to get me surgically removed? That sensationals.

560
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:07,760
Speaker 2: We'll do.

561
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:09,879
Speaker 5: What did you have to get surgically removed tomorrow? That

562
00:26:09,920 --> 00:26:11,960
Speaker 5: could be a hot topic. Yeah, that's let's go to

563
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 5: Louisa here though.

564
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Speaker 1: Louisa.

565
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Speaker 2: You had a bit of an issue entering a pool.

566
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Speaker 1: I tears.

567
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Speaker 10: I was at school swimming when I was a teenager,

568
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:24,280
Speaker 10: and I went to jump off the diving board into

569
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Speaker 10: the pool and I was wearing these fashionable string bikinis

570
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:30,520
Speaker 10: and as I jumped, my finger caught in the string

571
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:34,760
Speaker 10: bow on the side, which unt it and they flung

572
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 10: off the side of my body while I was in

573
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Speaker 10: mid air land in the water.

574
00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:44,360
Speaker 2: So right, so tops off, you've hit water.

575
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: I think bottoms are off. Bottoms bottoms down under. It

576
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Speaker 1: is a Monday, So.

577
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Speaker 2: T I know your secret?

578
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,320
Speaker 1: You know my secretly? Okay? So the team find it

579
00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: very funny that what do you know?

580
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,520
Speaker 3: Both rite journals? But it's not funny, by the way,

581
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,600
Speaker 3: like it's a really good way to see your thoughts

582
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: to vent.

583
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,440
Speaker 5: I'm really worried that one day we're going to bump

584
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:16,960
Speaker 5: into something which is way too heavy.

585
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:20,560
Speaker 3: I read I read the passage before, but I have

586
00:27:20,760 --> 00:27:23,800
Speaker 3: sensored if that, if that goes out there, well look,

587
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,600
Speaker 3: the good news is we both got a gong here.

588
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 1: Guys can be five for the bory.

589
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:30,600
Speaker 3: No one's diary is all that entertaining, so we can

590
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:32,680
Speaker 3: gong out the other person whenever we want.

591
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:34,399
Speaker 1: Do you want to go first? Woods?

592
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:39,840
Speaker 3: I usually go first with exactly I went first last. Yeah,

593
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:46,880
Speaker 3: here we go, all right, genuinely pretty joyful? Is turned

594
00:27:46,920 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 3: into a six year old boy in your head?

595
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: But that's just my head, will yeah, little circus in there.

596
00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 1: Okay.

597
00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:55,400
Speaker 5: This is from the twenty first of September twenty twenty one,

598
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,879
Speaker 5: so a couple of years ago. Right, So I started

599
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,719
Speaker 5: by saying this, Okay, here we go. We sit here

600
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 5: in the Jackshack and just let it all hang out.

601
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:07,399
Speaker 3: Sorry, what is jack shack? First of all, the jack

602
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,560
Speaker 3: shack's your personal gym? All when you say let it

603
00:28:09,640 --> 00:28:11,320
Speaker 3: all hang out? Are you talking about your penis?

604
00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:12,159
Speaker 2: About my thoughts?

605
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,320
Speaker 5: Okay, talking about my thoughts. I don't know why I

606
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 5: feel the need to explain to myself what I'm doing.

607
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 5: But that's what I'm doing. Why are we feeling a

608
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:19,960
Speaker 5: bit flat?

609
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,439
Speaker 2: Question mark?

610
00:28:20,480 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow, flat one? Okay?

611
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 2: Could I possibly be jealous of the cat?

612
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: Question mark?

613
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:28,600
Speaker 2: That is outrageous.

614
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 5: Maybe it's more the fact that I find it uncomfortable

615
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 5: that a living thing doesn't want to get around me,

616
00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 5: he doesn't trust me, and doesn't appear to enjoy my

617
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 5: company at all.

618
00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:39,960
Speaker 2: It's just not how I imagined this week would be.

619
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 5: I thought it would be a lad's week and we'd

620
00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 5: be almost at the stage where we'd be going for

621
00:28:44,160 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 5: walks around the block.

622
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:49,200
Speaker 2: Patience, my dear boy, patience.

623
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:57,680
Speaker 3: Bit to unpack there, bit too unpacked, having try in

624
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,320
Speaker 3: your personal gym because the cat doesn't like you?

625
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think it was because my partner, MIM,

626
00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 5: was getting around him so much as well.

627
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,000
Speaker 6: Yeah.

628
00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:08,440
Speaker 3: And what it sounds like beyond that, though, you were

629
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 3: also sad that you didn't have a relationship with him.

630
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 1: Yeah.

631
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I've never really admitted that publicly. Yeah, because

632
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 5: because my defense that is like, well, I don't like you.

633
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, So whatever you do that whole I don't know,

634
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:21,760
Speaker 3: I don't get anything. But ultimately, you want to be

635
00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 3: loved by him.

636
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I do. Wow, he still doesn't love me.

637
00:29:26,320 --> 00:29:28,840
Speaker 2: Around two years later than that, it's got worse.

638
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,760
Speaker 5: Oh really yeah, Well, to be fair, you know, I've

639
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,720
Speaker 5: got a baby now. A lot of attention goes into baby,

640
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,160
Speaker 5: so I've stopped.

641
00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: Trying at all with Lenny itea. So it's real rock bottom. Yeah, man,

642
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 2: Len at the moment, Ah, it's a shame. That is

643
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: a shame getting again.

644
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,320
Speaker 3: That's a double gone, that's a double gun. We are

645
00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,440
Speaker 3: revisiting your relationship with your cat on air.

646
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:53,760
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on. So this is this is

647
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: an old Dyes from twenty seventeen.

648
00:29:56,280 --> 00:29:56,520
Speaker 14: Cool.

649
00:29:58,560 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 1: I think the context is here, so I'll just crack in.

650
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 3: Semini needed Woody to fill out an appraisal as evidence

651
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:11,400
Speaker 3: to witness our relationship so that we can get her

652
00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 3: a visa.

653
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: I remember this, you remember this.

654
00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 3: You need to get one of these forms that people

655
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,880
Speaker 3: have known your relationship for. Did After I picked it

656
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,000
Speaker 3: up from his place and tasted some of his crab food,

657
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 3: I made Sem read it out to me in the

658
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 3: car on the way home. We immediately both started crying.

659
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 14: Oh.

660
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 3: In analyzing why he thought our relationship was real, he

661
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 3: showed to both of us why we're really going through this,

662
00:30:36,640 --> 00:30:39,080
Speaker 3: and that's not because we should or have to, but

663
00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 3: because we actually love each other, and everything else is

664
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,160
Speaker 3: incidental to that true fact. It's funny, because we had

665
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 3: both been caught up in the admin of the whole thing,

666
00:30:47,080 --> 00:30:48,680
Speaker 3: it was almost as if we had lost sight of

667
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 3: this truth, and we both cried and hugged kissed afterwards.

668
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:54,520
Speaker 3: Sometimes you needed reminding why you're doing something, particularly when

669
00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:55,440
Speaker 3: you're caught up in all the.

670
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Speaker 1: Moving parts of the process.

671
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Speaker 3: Woody was perfect for this. He has a way of

672
00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,040
Speaker 3: speaking from the heart. He's very good at it, and

673
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:05,000
Speaker 3: I would be wise to take a leaf out of

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Speaker 3: his book.

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Speaker 6: There.

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Speaker 1: He reminded me again of his character, his moral integrity,

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Speaker 1: and value in my life. He's a true friend.

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Speaker 3: I'd also forgotten how much I adored him, how much

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Speaker 3: I love his humor, his zest for life, that cheeky

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Speaker 3: flame which burns so brightly inside him is just so

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Speaker 3: alluring to me. I'm not sure how this whole thing

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Speaker 3: worked out between us, but I'm really glad it did.

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Speaker 5: What a special individual, Oh my gosh, h Shann was

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Speaker 5: from twenty seventeen.

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Speaker 2: Any fresh ones there