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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast out.

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Speaker 2: Right now.

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Speaker 3: Producer LJ has basically told us she's got a great

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Speaker 3: story for us, which we're gonna hear very very shortly,

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Speaker 3: about how a wedding ended in hospital.

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Speaker 4: But I thought, before we.

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Speaker 3: Hear that story, we're gonna have a little bit of

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Speaker 3: fun with some guesses as to how we think that

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Speaker 3: wedding ended in hospital.

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Speaker 4: So LJ has given us three clues, the clues of this.

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Speaker 3: Hard little groomsmen and black. Now, if you think you

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Speaker 3: can put those clues together and figure out how a

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Speaker 3: wedding ended in hospital, give us a call on thirteen

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Speaker 3: one oh sixty five and we're paying for your dinner.

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Speaker 3: About you from Red Rooster, I've got a guess, Oh totally.

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Speaker 3: Why Why don't we hear A ten's first and I'll

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Speaker 3: hear yours in the middle, Will, because you know you're

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Speaker 3: good at this.

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Speaker 4: You're good at this, but a share like Holmes about you?

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Speaker 2: Oh well A ten?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Mate?

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Speaker 1: Hey boys, how you doing mate?

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Speaker 4: What do you reckon happened to this wedding?

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Speaker 1: I reckon the groom's tripped over mitchet, grooms bend then

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Speaker 1: black out themself out on the ground.

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Speaker 4: Rooms tripped over.

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Speaker 3: A little groomsman blacked out, l J, are we are

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Speaker 3: we anywhere near there?

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Speaker 2: Nowhere?

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Speaker 4: Need okay, I don't mind it.

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Speaker 3: He put it together the way jams.

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Speaker 2: And can I just say, it's very hard not to

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Speaker 2: hear these clothes and LJ is sick. She's sick in

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Speaker 2: the brain hard little groomsmen black. I mean, I mean,

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Speaker 2: just keep them saying. All I'm saying, is it just

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Speaker 2: it does sound like a subcategorund born hupe. It does,

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Speaker 2: it really does. And I think you've done well to

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Speaker 2: steer clear of that.

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 2: Can I just know very quickly, is it sick? Is that?

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Speaker 2: That's a good question? Is okay?

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Speaker 4: So it is all right?

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Speaker 2: So I guess I think the smallest groomsman a ka,

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Speaker 2: the little groomsman. He's at the end of the slips.

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Speaker 4: Cordon because sometimes you do height formation.

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Speaker 2: And he found it very hard to see the wedding

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Speaker 2: the vows, so he needed a box to stand on.

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Speaker 2: Ye slipped on the box, interesting hit a candle. The

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Speaker 2: whole place went up in flames. Of the whole place

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Speaker 2: burned down. Hence it was black afterwards, like the charred

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Speaker 2: the charred remains of the wedding venue. Interesting. Actually, don't

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Speaker 2: think that's bad. I'm scarily close?

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Speaker 4: Is he close?

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Speaker 5: Close?

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Speaker 2: How close? How close?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 4: Gop it?

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Speaker 3: Well, all right, let's go to Sarah here, Sarah, what

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Speaker 3: do you reckon happened in this wedding?

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Speaker 4: How did they end up in hospital?

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Speaker 7: I think that somebody choked on the little groom on

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Speaker 7: top of the wedding cake when they were eating a

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Speaker 7: wedding cake.

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Speaker 4: That's a little groom on that, and then blacked out, Yes,

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Speaker 4: LJ close, it's close.

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Speaker 2: Sarah, don't mind that, but no cigar?

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Speaker 4: Sorry, this is good. Right, let's go to Sarah.

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Speaker 2: Genius in actually thinking of little groomsmen as the miniature

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Speaker 2: figurine groomsmen on the cake. Most of us are thinking

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Speaker 2: penis and you here little groomsmen a.

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Speaker 3: Few, especially when the second clue was hard and the

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Speaker 3: third one was black.

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Speaker 4: But I don't know what that's got to do with

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Speaker 4: the penis.

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Speaker 2: But don't you some category on porn herb?

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Speaker 3: But but does anyone put those little groomsman on their

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Speaker 3: cakes anymore?

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Speaker 2: It's very traditional? That would be my only question there.

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Speaker 2: I haven't get those ones that look like you.

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Speaker 4: No, I get that. I haven't seen that for since

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Speaker 4: a movie from the seventies.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like for me, I'm leaning

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Speaker 2: to more more towards an actual miniature grooms than a

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Speaker 2: penis because I was, well, it's not going to be

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Speaker 2: a little a little guy.

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Speaker 3: Now I'm off penis as well. Well, you're the only

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Speaker 3: one who keeps bringing up penis. Let's go to Simon Simon.

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Speaker 2: Jade called in with penis. Nicole called in with penis. Simon.

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Speaker 2: Do you think the little groomsman's a penis?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I think he's there. Take those little blue films,

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Speaker 1: and he's fallen over and injured himself, causing broisen and

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Speaker 1: had to go to the hospital get an injection to

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Speaker 3: So the black is the bruising hard. He took a

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Speaker 3: viagar and obviously got excited. Little Groomsman's short guy, Little

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Speaker 3: Groomsman's his penis of course fell on his sword, so

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Speaker 2: Small guy. No, no, he took the blue pills and

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Speaker 2: didn't take the blue bills because he was a small guy.

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Speaker 4: He was compensating for his hunt. L J are we

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Speaker 4: anywhere near it? I think he might be tired to

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Speaker 3: Have we got the real Have you got the bride

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Speaker 3: and groom up next?

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Speaker 6: Wow?

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Speaker 2: Wow? Will be who takes viager at a wedding? Well, well,

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Speaker 2: if you're not the vaccasion though he's a groomsman.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but they might have been in bridesmaide he was

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Speaker 4: after he was.

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Speaker 2: Like, I don't know, why have it at the ceremony.

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Speaker 4: We're in the middle of a mystery.

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Speaker 3: So producer LJ told us a few days ago that

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Speaker 3: we've got this story about how a wedding ended up

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Speaker 3: in a hospital.

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Speaker 4: She gave us three clues.

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Speaker 3: The clothes are hard, little groomsmen and black, A whole

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Speaker 3: bunch of people have guests, no one's got near it,

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Speaker 3: And we finally have the bride and groom on the

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Speaker 3: phone right now.

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Speaker 6: Hello, hihhay, So Sarah, I've got the bride here.

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Speaker 2: Jay, are you there as well?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Perfect? Now I've heard congratulations. By the way, thank you.

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Speaker 4: I've heard that you're a bit reluctant to be here. Jay.

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Speaker 8: Oh, I don't believe I've got right into this perfect.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So let's go to Sarah then the bride for

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Speaker 3: the story. Sarah, far away, what happened?

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Speaker 6: So we had an amazing wedding day exactly what we wanted,

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Speaker 6: super relaxed, and it was really strange for us. Nothing

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Speaker 6: went wrong, which yes, is completely unlike us, so of

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Speaker 6: course something had to happen. Sure, so all the guests

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Speaker 6: went home. We headed back to our ABNB so then

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Speaker 6: and Jay wanted to consummate the marriage. Of course, now

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Speaker 6: I was exhausted, and I was saying no, I think

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Speaker 6: I fell asleep. At one point I was like, I

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Speaker 6: can't be bothered, don't care. He convinced me. So we

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Speaker 6: we were doing that, and at some point he said turnover.

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Speaker 6: So I did that. I'm trying not to.

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Speaker 2: Be graphic, Sarah, just before you go on. You're still there, Jay.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, listen to this concerned.

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Speaker 2: You've got kids listening to this.

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Speaker 8: No, not else this money, but other people that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, So Sarah, I believe we left it at He

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Speaker 3: gave you an instruction instruction yes, and you're bliged.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and so are as you do sort of.

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Speaker 2: In the pose m yep, told back.

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Speaker 6: A little bit pushed forward, a little bit missed, ye yep,

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Speaker 6: that happens, uh, And there was a bit of a

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Speaker 6: pop oh no, And there was a bit of a

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Speaker 6: quick gasp, I guess, and some jumping back and you

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Speaker 6: went all that hurt and I sort of went, okay,

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Speaker 6: let's stop.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was.

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Speaker 6: Pretty adamant that no, we were good to go on.

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Speaker 6: Was so so that continued, finished up, want to sleep,

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Speaker 6: and I got woken up not long after with a

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Speaker 6: there's something wrong. It's very swollen. Everything swollen. I think

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Speaker 6: we need to go to the hospital. Oh no, he

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Speaker 6: hadn't had any sleep. He was body sober.

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Speaker 2: As soon as it's happened, You're you're in all of pain.

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, And I think the shop was the worst.

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Speaker 8: I was shaking, I felt cold, I was freaking out

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Speaker 8: of by what what the hell's going on?

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Speaker 1: Although it was going to fall off.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I can't believe given all of these like symptoms,

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Speaker 3: you're explaining that you you kept.

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Speaker 4: Going as well, like that is the most yep, and

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Speaker 4: clearly you did.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So then morning rolls around.

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Speaker 5: You've been.

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Speaker 2: You've been spoken like every drunk group.

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Speaker 4: Mine sounds like he may have cracked it.

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Speaker 3: So you then are in the morning and you go, right,

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Speaker 3: we need to go to hospital.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: So we're driving to hospital and I'm in yterics because

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Speaker 6: It was a weekend away wedding, so it wasn't just

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Speaker 6: at the beach the next day, all my family, all

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Speaker 6: our friends, and all I could think was how am

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Speaker 6: I going to explain that we're not there? And well

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Speaker 6: it turned out my mother explained it to everyone. She

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Speaker 6: was very proud.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Sarah, what what this is a great about being

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Speaker 2: a mum? What language did she use? What was she

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Speaker 6: I don't know if.

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Speaker 2: What was the story she was using?

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Speaker 6: There was a my girl gave a bloody good Rogerie

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Speaker 6: and she gave me a hug and she said, and

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Speaker 6: I'm so proud of you.

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Speaker 2: I and j were you there and you heard that?

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Speaker 8: I was in bed trying to get some sleep and

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Speaker 1: I could have moved.

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Speaker 8: I was petre Ford.

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Speaker 6: Oh God. And one of the best parts is that

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Speaker 6: a few months ago one of our friend's dogs had

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Speaker 6: a similar incident and he was, you know, very very

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Speaker 6: manly man with his manly dog h And it turned

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Speaker 6: out that the dog had to have it amputated. And

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Speaker 6: so Jay was just like Oh my god, it's going

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Speaker 6: to be cut off and they're going to have to

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Speaker 6: cut it off. And luckily it hasn't happened.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, thank goodness.

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Speaker 6: But there was definitely a lot of swelling and a

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Speaker 6: lot of blackness.

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Speaker 2: Wow, what a story. I can't believe there was, Like,

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Speaker 2: given how much damage is done, you're talking about the amputation,

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Speaker 2: et cetera, it was just such a tiny pop, like

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Speaker 2: that's the only noise you heard.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I don't know much.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, mate. I thought it would be

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Speaker 2: And so because more of a bang what you were expecting,

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Speaker 2: this is more of a sporting term.

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Speaker 6: Jay.

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Speaker 4: But how long were you out for?

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Speaker 8: Probably it wasn't more than twenty four hours. I had

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Speaker 8: another crack added, let's.

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Speaker 4: Talk about your thirtier.

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Speaker 2: So take me back.

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Speaker 4: Obviously this is like this is three years ago.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my good mate of fourteen years his thirtieth birthday.

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Speaker 2: I baked him muffins, his favorite muffet, his faith. Don't

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Speaker 2: I don't believe in card. I don't think you even

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Speaker 3: Like some from them quite close to here? Worst presents

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Speaker 4: A steamer.

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Speaker 2: Steamer? No One can beat steamer. Sure after this, it's

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Speaker 2: And I'm not talking about like, you know, the receptionists

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Speaker 4: Thirty really well thought out gift.

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Speaker 2: Everybody in the team, like, I left, and I just

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Speaker 3: And I was like, oh my god, I've cooked it,

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Speaker 4: I think everyone was sort of gaslighting me a bit

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Speaker 3: You are not the same I was because I was

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Speaker 2: A statement from my thirtieth from my best friend. You

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Speaker 2: want the victims, let's go to Isabella.

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Speaker 3: Here, Isabella, this was your sister who got you something

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Speaker 9: Yes, I think I can beat your steamer too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. What was it?

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Speaker 9: she said, okay, it's going to be actually a subscription.

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Speaker 9: Subscription never came. It was a magazine. She gave me,

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Speaker 2: You get found out so quickly with presents. You found

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Speaker 3: It's like, oh flaws you yeah, well you know, let's

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Speaker 2: What about when you got mim those the pajamas that

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Speaker 2: I got catfished, I got again. You're the victim. You're

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Speaker 7: So my boyfriend at the time, it was my twenty

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Speaker 6: But it was Hog's Breath.

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Speaker 2: Hogs Breath down in the middle. Wow. Okay, that's good

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Speaker 4: So that's a subtle hint he stinks, Josh if you're listening.

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Speaker 2: You stink from siblings. That's all right for some reason,

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Speaker 3: Man, my brother wherever rule, it's like just no gifts.

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Speaker 3: We just keep stuffing it. Like I'll get around you

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Speaker 2: I'll rock up to the dinner that mum and dad

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Speaker 4: I'll text him.

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Speaker 2: Let's go around Aaron.

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Speaker 11: We're actually here to do two things. The first is

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Speaker 4: Do you think Hugh Grant's face is looking a bit like.

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Speaker 2: A discussed this. I don't think he's got scrut right,

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Speaker 2: He looks weathered.

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Speaker 4: And I go through kilograms of the stuff.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, where on other sides of the fence heras too,

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Speaker 2: So like, I don't think that the like the weathered

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Speaker 2: I think he wears it. I think he wears it

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so you want to be weathered.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be weathered. I think for me.

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Speaker 2: I think I think for me. And this is what

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Speaker 2: I don't like that idea. Yeah, I would rather just

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Speaker 2: do this, well, you have to only I've only got

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Speaker 2: ten minutes a day, seven days, seventy don't you don't

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Speaker 2: want to know? That's seventy minutes a week. Yeah, right,

448
00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 2: So it's seventy minutes a week times what four weeks.

449
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,359
Speaker 2: It's two hundred and two hundred and eighty two hundred

450
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Speaker 2: and eighty minutes a week times twelve. Yeah, what is that?

451
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Speaker 4: You're losiness?

452
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Speaker 2: I'll boil it down. It probably it probably comes down

453
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Speaker 2: to about two days a year, wow, two days a

454
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Speaker 2: year that you spend on your skin, which might be

455
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Speaker 2: something that people are willing to cough up.

456
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Speaker 3: I think given that if you are into skincare, it

457
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Speaker 3: takes a lot of time, I think we need to

458
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Speaker 3: figure out does it actually work?

459
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Speaker 4: So look, thirteen one oh six five is our number.

460
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Speaker 3: I'm exclusively asking people who are over forty. Here, are

461
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Speaker 3: you over forty? And what does your face look like?

462
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Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, what does it? Are you over forty and

463
00:22:40,280 --> 00:22:42,800
Speaker 2: does your face look like a scrotim whatever?

464
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Speaker 4: Your face looks like?

465
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Speaker 3: You're over forty, and just come on here right now

466
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Speaker 3: and tell us what your face looks like, and then

467
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Speaker 3: we'll ask you about what your skincare routine is.

468
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Speaker 1: Right.

469
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Speaker 3: But if someone goes I look like a scrot them

470
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Speaker 3: and I moisturized every day, then maybe there's nothing to it.

471
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Speaker 2: All right, So does skincare actually matter?

472
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Speaker 6: Yeah?

473
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Speaker 2: Yeah, all right? Are you over forty and your face

474
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Speaker 2: looks like a scrotum. I asking, well, that's all we

475
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Speaker 2: want to know. In a roundabout way, is there proved

476
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Speaker 2: to what you grant said at the oscars.

477
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Speaker 11: We're actually here to do two things. The first is

478
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Speaker 11: to raise awareness about the vital importance of using a

479
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Speaker 11: good moisturizer. Andy has been wearing one every day for

480
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Speaker 11: the last twenty nine years.

481
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Speaker 2: I've never used one in my life. Still stunning.

482
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Speaker 11: Basically a scrotum.

483
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Speaker 2: So the question for me is is it genetic? Though?

484
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Speaker 3: Would his face always have turned into a scrotum even

485
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Speaker 3: if he did do the moisturizer?

486
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Speaker 1: Yeah?

487
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Speaker 2: See, yeah, this is the whole thing. Like I'm going

488
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Speaker 2: to turn around in ten years and skincare and moisturizers

489
00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:51,520
Speaker 2: are going to be like those fit bands that the

490
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Speaker 2: basketball is used to wear, rubber fit bands that they

491
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Speaker 2: used to improve their performance.

492
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Speaker 4: Because the thing one of those things.

493
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Speaker 3: There's a lot of money in that marker. There's a

494
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Speaker 3: good reason why they're convincing you it's important. But we've

495
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Speaker 3: got Marcus here on thirty one oh six five. We

496
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Speaker 3: want people over forty to effectively come on and describe

497
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Speaker 3: their face and then Marcus, mate, your fifty seven, what

498
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Speaker 3: does your face look like.

499
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Speaker 2: Marcus. Oh, Marcus, we might need to come back to

500
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Speaker 2: your mate.

501
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Speaker 3: And like there were some fire crackers going on the

502
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Speaker 3: background there, Marcus Wild.

503
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Speaker 4: Jody, Hello, Hello, Hell?

504
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Speaker 6: Are you good?

505
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Speaker 4: Thank you? Now you're over forty. I won't ask your

506
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Speaker 4: specific age, but you're over forty.

507
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Speaker 6: I am yeah.

508
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Speaker 4: What does your face look like?

509
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Speaker 1: Yours?

510
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Speaker 9: That looks pretty good?

511
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Speaker 4: Okay, interesting?

512
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Speaker 3: So do you moisturize and have you know a skincare regime?

513
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Speaker 10: No, not at all, nothing.

514
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Speaker 2: Jody, I like it. So Joe's steer clear of that stuff.

515
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Speaker 2: And you've saved yourself some cash as well. The other

516
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Speaker 2: part of it, how much would you spend on skincare?

517
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Speaker 2: Let's be honest a year? You are you willing to

518
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Speaker 2: are you willing to l per.

519
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Speaker 4: Se which is a French Yeah, so it's not cheap.

520
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, probably probably like a thousand bucks a year.

521
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Speaker 4: I reckon.

522
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Speaker 2: That's all right.

523
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Speaker 4: That's that's sorry for a title.

524
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Speaker 2: That's that would be the drop in the ocean.

525
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Speaker 4: That would be the number one spend money.

526
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Speaker 2: Let's let's go to Marcus on thirty one. Marcus. Oh no,

527
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Speaker 2: he's still working.

528
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Speaker 4: Things, Marcus. Let me go there, Marcus, he's.

529
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Speaker 2: Still working things out. I just me Marcus has actually

530
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Speaker 2: turned into us.

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Speaker 1: Grow him every time you throw me at cuts down? Hi, hey,

532
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Speaker 1: going goes listen on fifty seven. Yeah, it's about fifteen

533
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: minutes of work a week. You follo it once a

534
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Speaker 1: week in the show with a good exfoliating brush. You

535
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Speaker 1: make sure you clean three or four times a week

536
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Speaker 1: your face properly, including your neck, and then more straws

537
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Speaker 1: maybe three times a week, and you'll be said, you

538
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Speaker 1: don't need to spend thousands. You need to give a

539
00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 1: little bit of attention.

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Speaker 3: You've been your fifty seven and you think your face

541
00:26:08,680 --> 00:26:09,639
Speaker 3: is looking pretty smooth?

542
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 4: Markers.

543
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Speaker 1: Mate, I'm on the web. You can have a look

544
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Speaker 1: at yourself. So do we Fine, you're on the web,

545
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: You're on the what do you?

546
00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,320
Speaker 2: What do you? What do you do? What do you do?

547
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,719
Speaker 1: If you have a look at that picture will come

548
00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 1: up and I don't look like a wall.

549
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Speaker 2: I can't just google Marcus and find you. Who are you?

550
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 1: I'm a futures by trade, so I do corporate stuff.

551
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:44,160
Speaker 2: So your face, I'm on the web. Person, we really

552
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 2: proved his agent. They just look me up. We won't

553
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 2: be able to find you. He's in the spy trade.

554
00:26:55,200 --> 00:26:57,760
Speaker 2: By the way, if he's the only person calling up

555
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Speaker 2: advocating for skin get you just lost.

556
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Speaker 4: We've got Amy here, Now that is interesting. Amy.

557
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Speaker 3: You've worked in the beauty industry for twenty years. Yeah,

558
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,760
Speaker 3: so you've seen behind the curtain. Hello, Amy, this is great.

559
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Speaker 3: Does skincare actually work?

560
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Speaker 4: Is it important?

561
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:14,840
Speaker 10: Absolutely?

562
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Speaker 2: Are the skincare worker the Dorothy Diggree?

563
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 4: Come on, what Amy?

564
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 10: You don't have to spend thousand toys, but I mean

565
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,320
Speaker 10: at twenty seven you start to lose your collagen, really

566
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:31,239
Speaker 10: real rapid lears and living in this country, we have

567
00:27:31,280 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 10: a massive hole above the ozone layer.

568
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 2: So we are you in the UK.

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Speaker 10: Any other population in the world. I won even talked

570
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Speaker 10: to you about skincare and skin cancer.

571
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it.

572
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,919
Speaker 10: Doesn't have to be bells and whistles and thousands of bucks,

573
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,880
Speaker 10: but you really should.

574
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Speaker 2: Take away.

575
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Speaker 9: I look like faces.

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Speaker 2: It's six five. You want to join the conversation? Was

577
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 2: how they ate a reason you dumped them for mine? Okay?

578
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: I think it can be a contributing factor. I wouldn't

579
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 2: dump somebody straight up for how they ate something? Have

580
00:28:14,840 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 2: you then? No, I'd probably dump you if I was

581
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 2: dating you for the way you lick your microwave meals.

582
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 2: Though you've seen that. I think everyone's seen that, mate,

583
00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 2: That's a that's a topic of conversation.

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00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,720
Speaker 3: We get a quick show of hands outside, like how

585
00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 3: does that really disturb people? Though, like, obviously you've seen it. Well,

586
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 3: I'm getting wow wow, So I should just go and

587
00:28:34,320 --> 00:28:35,159
Speaker 3: leave in private?

588
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 2: You can you can't. You can't lick a container in

589
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Speaker 2: a meeting room.

590
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Speaker 3: So my partner said to me before, she's like she

591
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:46,720
Speaker 3: often says, we're in public, don't you dare lick that bar?

592
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:51,280
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, I bet there's the sources down there, because

593
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:52,880
Speaker 2: I think there's a lot about a person as well.

594
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:57,320
Speaker 2: What does it say about me? Grubby? Yeah, but that's

595
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Speaker 2: fair grub Yeah, I'm okay with that. That's fine.

596
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 4: But I don't want to make.

597
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:02,160
Speaker 2: People feel uncomfortable in the meeting room.

598
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:02,600
Speaker 4: Obviously.

599
00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:06,120
Speaker 3: I uphold a very professional standard at work at all times.

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Speaker 4: Will as you know, outside of.

601
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Speaker 2: The linking of the microwave your microwave, yeah, profession something.

602
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:16,600
Speaker 3: Come on, that's not what are you were licking the

603
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:19,720
Speaker 3: inside of your tea leave container earlier too.

604
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Speaker 2: I saw that, that's true. I think we all kind

605
00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,440
Speaker 2: of you know the other thing as well. It's when

606
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 2: you see someone licking something as aggressively as that, it's

607
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 2: quite easy to sort of imagine. Yeah, a tea leave

608
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 2: container is like a cylinder as well, and you're anyway.

609
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Speaker 4: So lucky cylinder.

610
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: The reason the rest we're asking this is p reason

611
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:44,280
Speaker 2: we're asking this is because a chick on TikTok dump

612
00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,680
Speaker 2: to dude because he didn't get cheese with his burger.

613
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 2: We were sitting at the restaurant.

614
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,720
Speaker 7: Waitress comes over and the waitress asks him, do you

615
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 7: want some cheese and your burgers?

616
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Speaker 4: He's three dollars extra.

617
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 2: He said, okay, then never mind, And.

618
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Speaker 6: Once I was satisfied, I just feed the bell and

619
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Speaker 6: walks out of the restaurant and I texted him the

620
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 6: check is taken care of. We should have gone into cheese,

621
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Speaker 6: and I blocked him.

622
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 4: I'm on the guy's side.

623
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's pleading. That's appealing to your tight ass nature.

624
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 2: It's funnily enough, So it's the licking of the microwave

625
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,560
Speaker 2: wheel as well. You want every every every miligram.

626
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:23,840
Speaker 4: It always do everything.

627
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,400
Speaker 2: But I think that, like I do think that if

628
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:29,600
Speaker 2: somebody it's like if somebody doesn't get something which you

629
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 2: think is necessary for a meal. So if I start

630
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Speaker 2: dating someone and they don't get like I know this

631
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:39,000
Speaker 2: is cliche, but Hawaiian on pizza like pineapple on pizza. Yeah,

632
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,720
Speaker 2: that's enough for me to be like, got a flake,

633
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 2: We're gonna dump them for it, But got a flag.

634
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 4: Let me give you an example from my.

635
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Speaker 3: Real You're not enjoying life to the full having pineapple

636
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 3: on pizza.

637
00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:49,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

638
00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:53,480
Speaker 2: I used to date a girl who refused to eat

639
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Speaker 2: meat off bones. So it would like, eat the meat,

640
00:30:57,800 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 2: but then as soon as it got close to the bone,

641
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Speaker 2: she would around it, so there's still a bit of

642
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 2: meat on the bone when she put the bone down.

643
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 2: Why because she didn't like eating meat off a bone.

644
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,959
Speaker 3: Right, Yes, yeah, that's that's red flags.

645
00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:14,640
Speaker 4: That's like right, it's a little bit like that's psychotical. Sorry, sorry,

646
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 4: yeah you knew this person listening.

647
00:31:16,480 --> 00:31:21,320
Speaker 3: But did I say psychotic?

648
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:21,880
Speaker 1: Man?

649
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:26,040
Speaker 4: I'm like, fine, just that's just clean eating.

650
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 2: But that's enough flag. It wasn't the reason that I

651
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,960
Speaker 2: broke that we broke out, but it was still the

652
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Speaker 2: most when that happened to be Like.

653
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Speaker 3: I was seeing a girl for a little bit and

654
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Speaker 3: she came over to my place for dinner and I cooked.

655
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Speaker 3: Now that I'm she's the one, but now now that

656
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 3: I'm saying that, it may have been the cooking, but

657
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,600
Speaker 3: a big factor for me was that so I made

658
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Speaker 3: like chicken and greens standard.

659
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 2: Light me up, and she didn't. I feel like transported.

660
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,640
Speaker 4: She didn't eat her greens, and I been like brought off.

661
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:07,240
Speaker 2: Why didn't? Goodness?

662
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,720
Speaker 4: After this, it's the Women Woody Podcast.

663
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Speaker 2: We're just talking Oscars things here. At the back half

664
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Speaker 2: of the show, Brandon fries Up wins the Olscar Beautiful Stand.

665
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Speaker 6: The Oscar goes to Brendan Fraser.

666
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Speaker 5: Well, my goodness, I started in this business thirty years

667
00:32:28,000 --> 00:32:31,440
Speaker 5: ago and things they didn't come easily to me. But

668
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Speaker 5: there was a facility that I didn't I didn't appreciate

669
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Speaker 5: at the time.

670
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Speaker 2: Until it stopped.

671
00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:42,960
Speaker 5: And I just want to say thank you for this acknowledgment.

672
00:32:43,040 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 5: I'm so grateful to you.

673
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 1: Good Night.

674
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a beautiful story, it really is. And

675
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:52,360
Speaker 2: if you actually go into the raisins why he hasn't

676
00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 2: been in Hollywood for so long, it's a it's a

677
00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:56,760
Speaker 2: really tragic story. It's also a story about it coming

678
00:32:56,880 --> 00:32:58,400
Speaker 2: so I'll leave that to you guys, But a homework

679
00:32:58,440 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 2: when you get home.

680
00:32:59,640 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 4: But right now, thanks mister McMahon, pop quiz.

681
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 2: Tomorrow, I should do a bit of hard work. I

682
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:08,520
Speaker 2: should actually give you home work for everyone after the

683
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: after our show or during our show. That's your homework

684
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 2: for tonight. Good stuff. Used to I used to love homework.

685
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 4: I know.

686
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 2: I actually quite gets me going when someone goes to

687
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 2: do your homework. I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah it.

688
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 3: Anyway, I hated sitting next to you in school because

689
00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 3: I was good hot his.

690
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:28,680
Speaker 2: Hand in the room. Yeah, hand up hand hands, spent

691
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:37,360
Speaker 2: more time up than down, seriously other than will yeah yeah, anyway.

692
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:41,240
Speaker 4: The Glory Days pick head of hair.

693
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 2: Right now? Speaking of speaking of glory and Glory Days,

694
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:48,440
Speaker 2: Brendan Fraser he wins the asking for the whale. I

695
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,000
Speaker 2: just think there are more people out there who have

696
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: who have had great performances as an animal.

697
00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 4: He doesn't play a whale.

698
00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 2: Shut up with I haven't been recognized.

699
00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 4: Do you think he plays a whale? He doesn't play.

700
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: So Brendan Fraser wins the Oscar for being a whale.

701
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 4: It's not free WILLI four?

702
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: I didn't say it's called the Four of the Whale.

703
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,240
Speaker 4: He plays a human.

704
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:17,400
Speaker 2: He plays a human?

705
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 7: Does he? Yeah?

706
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: You know, we'll bager it. This is why I'm chacking it.

707
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 2: We've all played we've all played animals before. My friend

708
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:29,959
Speaker 2: the demon Jack, Yes, he played chief Weasel, Chief Chief

709
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 2: Weasel in The Wind of the Willows. Was he good? Yes, brilliant?

710
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,359
Speaker 2: And he always thinks he never got the recognition for it.

711
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 4: And it wasn't about his weasel that was so good.

712
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,560
Speaker 2: I just said he commanded the stage, but there was

713
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 2: no But he didn't get acknowledged for it. He didn't

714
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,640
Speaker 2: get rewarded for it. And I feel like so many

715
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:47,000
Speaker 2: of us in our lives, whether it was in a

716
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 2: nativity scene or any sort of play that you've been in,

717
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 2: when they've gone like, hey, look mate, we needed to

718
00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:52,240
Speaker 2: play a tiger.

719
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 5: Yeah.

720
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 2: People don't get recognized for these things. So you're I

721
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,960
Speaker 2: really want to know right now, one, six five, have

722
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: you had to play an animal? And do you think

723
00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:05,720
Speaker 2: you deserved an award for it? A previous partner played

724
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 2: the dog in Annie. Oh yeah, I'll tell you the

725
00:35:08,520 --> 00:35:10,920
Speaker 2: rest of that story. Actual dog. Yeah.

726
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, her role was dog in Annie, and she was

727
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 3: very excited about it, and I'll tell you what ended

728
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 3: up happening after the song.

729
00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 2: Have you ever had to play an animal with the

730
00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,880
Speaker 2: animals and you thought you you deserved an award and

731
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:29,320
Speaker 2: you went unacknowledged. Now, look, there's no surprise that we

732
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 2: haven't got the calls here.

733
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 4: That shocks me, That genuinely shocks me.

734
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:38,200
Speaker 2: Why because normally the producers scrounge a couple of someone

735
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 2: from sales to call up and well that the ball.

736
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,320
Speaker 4: But also like, animals are important.

737
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: Rachel from sales, and I was expecting it to come

738
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 2: and be like, oh boys, once I played a lion.

739
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 3: No, animals are really important because it's a great way

740
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,680
Speaker 3: usually I imagine from a teacher's perspective, it's a great

741
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,719
Speaker 3: way to hide the average performers. So I'm like, yep,

742
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 3: you've got a roll in the play. It's elephant three

743
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 3: or whatever.

744
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. You give kids animals, so they've

745
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 2: got a roll there. But they're also there in such

746
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 2: a dense costume that they can't impact the performance absolutely.

747
00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 3: So this happened to a former partner of mine. She

748
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,040
Speaker 3: got the role of dog in Annie. I can't remember

749
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 3: whether there are any dogs in any and he has

750
00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 3: a dog, and big shaggy dog anyway, so she was

751
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 3: really working her ass off, like she went full method,

752
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,480
Speaker 3: like she was like living like a dog, pulling outside,

753
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:32,120
Speaker 3: eating dog for it.

754
00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:34,359
Speaker 4: Like she was really really embracing the role. And then

755
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:35,400
Speaker 4: on the day.

756
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 3: Of the performance, you know, she rocked up with her costume,

757
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 3: a big shaggy costume, and apparently a teacher sat her

758
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 3: down and was like, listen, we're going to go with

759
00:36:44,320 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 3: a real dog.

760
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:51,719
Speaker 2: Oh no, on the day for a real dog. I

761
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 2: mean the consolation prize. You're not going to do it better?

762
00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,439
Speaker 3: No, I know exactly. I mean, this is a real dog.

763
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 3: You know nothing, you could have.

764
00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:03,319
Speaker 2: Done a tipping saw her and they were like, I

765
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:04,480
Speaker 2: think she went to a method.

766
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:09,120
Speaker 4: I think she was really starting sniffing crotches and whatnot.

767
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:11,560
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm sorry when they saw her a

768
00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:13,280
Speaker 2: ball outside.

769
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,000
Speaker 4: The only other story, I've got a bag.

770
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 2: You know you're on here.

771
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:22,200
Speaker 4: You know, I'm a big drama gig.

772
00:37:22,200 --> 00:37:24,280
Speaker 3: Like at school, I loved drama and I was actually

773
00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 3: in the performance Midsummer Night's Dream.

774
00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember, I played a fair fairy. I was.

775
00:37:29,719 --> 00:37:32,160
Speaker 4: I was the sort of mischievous fairy called Puck.

776
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, a friend of mine played the donkey, or played

777
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 3: a guy who gets turned into a donkey. Yes, yes,

778
00:37:38,280 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 3: so in the scene though where he is the donkey,

779
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:44,480
Speaker 3: if you know Midsummer Night's Dream, when the donkey gets

780
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,760
Speaker 3: turned into a donkey, he is surrounded by fairies. Yeah,

781
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,040
Speaker 3: so keep in mind this guy is like fourteen fifteen

782
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: years old, probably just sort of finding himself a little bit.

783
00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 3: And in the scene where he was dressed as a

784
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 3: donkey and the girls were surrounding him and dancing around

785
00:37:59,560 --> 00:37:59,919
Speaker 3: him as.

786
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:03,680
Speaker 4: He got excited, he got excited.

787
00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:07,800
Speaker 12: The whole crowd realizes that he gets excited, and it

788
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:10,760
Speaker 12: gets to the point where he had to leave the stage.

789
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 12: So he did that, Like you just saw a guy

790
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 12: dressed as a donkey, hunched over trying to exit from

791
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 12: the left wing.

792
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 2: Now it's Willain Wood. Alrighty, welcome to the podcast.

793
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:27,840
Speaker 3: I mean, the main thing we're talking about is whether

794
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 3: I try Now, please don't say his full name because

795
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 3: that's not fair, just in case he's not comfortable.

796
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:33,840
Speaker 2: But he's just don't give it a boner, that's what

797
00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:34,160
Speaker 2: I know.

798
00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would have heard the story I told, which

799
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 3: so about a guy friend of mine with Summer Night's

800
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 3: Dream played a donkey.

801
00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 4: You heard the bit.

802
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,280
Speaker 3: Now the question is is he going to be willing

803
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 3: to come on air tomorrow and talk about his.

804
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 2: You've got a traumatic experience for it, potentially potentially at

805
00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,440
Speaker 2: getting an erection on stage as a fifteen year old boy,

806
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:56,400
Speaker 2: I should call mum and just feels like it's the

807
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:58,360
Speaker 2: kind of thing that might be a bit triggering.

808
00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 3: Because it was interesting because backstage, backstage there, I'm star

809
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 3: over the performance, right, so I'm just gearing myself up

810
00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:04,240
Speaker 3: for the next.

811
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 2: Says icing your heels, so you get think someone's doing

812
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 2: your makeup.

813
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 3: But I do, Yeah, absolutely have my own little trailer

814
00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:11,080
Speaker 3: at the back there. But I do recall him sort

815
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 3: of rushing off stage, and there was there was a

816
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 3: little bit of commotion, but obviously I couldn't see what

817
00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:17,799
Speaker 3: had happened. It was only when my mum told me,

818
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:22,200
Speaker 3: oh my god, the donkey started getting excited when the

819
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,279
Speaker 3: very started dancing around him.

820
00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 2: Was it a whole thing at school as well?

821
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:31,319
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yes, yeah, you can't call him. Maybe we can't.

822
00:39:31,360 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 2: Look, I'll tell you, we'll do. We'll call him and

823
00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,480
Speaker 2: just get the lay of the land. I spoken to

824
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 2: him for seventeen years, so you just call him without

825
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 2: letting him know that it's for a bit. Hey wood,

826
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,080
Speaker 2: he we haven't spoken for seventeen years. You know what's

827
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,080
Speaker 2: really funny is, I was thinking about buying a horse

828
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 2: the other day. Are you into horses? Funny thing about

829
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:54,000
Speaker 2: horses remind me a bit of donkeys. Nice, didn't you

830
00:39:54,040 --> 00:39:54,799
Speaker 2: play a donkey in it?

831
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,480
Speaker 4: Beautifully suddle? Right, beautifully suddle.

832
00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,239
Speaker 2: And then all of a sudden, Oh, I'm just going

833
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 2: to go to the I'm actually just going past the

834
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:05,239
Speaker 2: symmetry right now. Lots of buns and symmetries. Nice, did

835
00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 2: you get a boner as a donkey? Brilliant?

836
00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 4: You're there, perfect, that's so subtle, I reckon. I never

837
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 4: think that was the purpose of the call.

838
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:13,759
Speaker 2: I never think that. Right, that's great.

839
00:40:13,920 --> 00:40:17,439
Speaker 4: And then after he goes, yeah cool.

840
00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 3: And get him on there, which is amazing. That's that's newsworthy,

841
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,440
Speaker 3: That's what that is.

842
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 5: I something.

843
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,000
Speaker 2: It's quite complimentary, like you've got to be you've got

844
00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:28,520
Speaker 2: to be packing an absolute donkey if you if you,

845
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 2: you know, everyone can see it on stage through a costume.

846
00:40:31,719 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 2: And it was a Hessian pant.

847
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 5: Yeah.

848
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,799
Speaker 3: So you've got to be sort of punching through hard there.

849
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 3: I imagine I don't really wear Hessian pants.

850
00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 2: Do you think it'd be a bit weird? I won

851
00:40:42,120 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 2: a Hessian pan.

852
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 4: He's not listening to us. I was going to throw

853
00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 4: to him there, but tomorrow.

854
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:48,200
Speaker 2: I think he's in the shower. Did you see him

855
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:49,720
Speaker 2: before he buzzed in? He was in a music vessel

856
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:55,680
Speaker 2: on the weekend. He's like, hair was plaster and he

857
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 2: couldn't talk. He missed the page button on the microphone pants.

858
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:05,319
Speaker 2: He's like boys and you are you thinking the phone

859
00:41:05,360 --> 00:41:06,240
Speaker 2: or wherever you had a boner?

860
00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:06,759
Speaker 7: Well?

861
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 3: I was just gonna go did you get a boner

862
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,319
Speaker 3: on stage? But I think I prefer where did you

863
00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 3: get a boner?

864
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 5: Like?

865
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 2: Do you think boner is the appropriate term for on hair?

866
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:16,200
Speaker 1: Like?

867
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,880
Speaker 4: I feel excited? I think worst time you got excited?

868
00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,040
Speaker 2: Worst time you got excited? Because everyone can get involved

869
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 2: in that. That's yeah, nice, that's good stuff. We'll pitch

870
00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 2: that too, just emerged fresh from the showers. You don't

871
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 2: like worst place you got excited? Not really? It's a

872
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 2: bit sick.

873
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,200
Speaker 6: It does.

874
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 2: It does happen to everyone liked. It is a thing.

875
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 3: It's just the nrb's no reason bonus. It's not like

876
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 3: you were turned on well, although the donkey in this

877
00:41:45,719 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 3: case was by the fairies, no doubt.

878
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 2: Little doubt. We'll talk about it, no doubt. Don't go

879
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:55,160
Speaker 2: to phones, we'll just top. We'll just have a chat

880
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 2: with a big fellow. If he's keen on chatting. Who's

881
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,000
Speaker 2: the big fella him the donkey, the donkey type.

882
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe we could massage it into an area.

883
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,239
Speaker 2: We're not using his name because you don't know if

884
00:42:04,239 --> 00:42:06,680
Speaker 2: he's keen on talking about it yet anyway, but we'll

885
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:08,719
Speaker 2: see that we can massage it into an area. We

886
00:42:08,760 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 2: don't miss it. Yeah, massages, you shouldn't massage.

887
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,120
Speaker 4: Ah, we're done. There.

888
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 2: Have you ever had and then have you ever had

889
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:16,919
Speaker 2: an an ib? Yeah?

890
00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:17,680
Speaker 5: Yeah?

891
00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,120
Speaker 2: Is thereyone sticks out for you though?

892
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:22,520
Speaker 3: I was doing a This is actually a pretty pretty intense,

893
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:23,840
Speaker 3: so maybe tune.

894
00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 2: Out if you remember this. I oh, howling on my guy.

895
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 3: You're fifty seconds, Okay, it's fine. I was doing a

896
00:42:28,560 --> 00:42:29,760
Speaker 3: vertical hang test.

897
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, and gym.

898
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 4: Class you achilles heel.

899
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:34,879
Speaker 2: I was nothing turns you on more.

900
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 3: I was in speedo's because we were also doing swimming

901
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,360
Speaker 3: and So I'm a very proud competitive person, so I'm

902
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 3: definitely gonna go for the sixty seconds here, and I'll

903
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 3: do it in with ease. Second forty seconds, I started

904
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 3: getting an erection and I was like, I just need

905
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 3: to drop.

906
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,280
Speaker 4: I've got to drop, I've got to drop.

907
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 2: And I gave up, dropped and then jumped in the

908
00:42:50,120 --> 00:42:53,879
Speaker 2: pool very very quickly. Oh my god. Yeah, and ib

909
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 2: while doing a pull up. See you guys, tomor