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Speaker 2: Shut after that, everyone, it is Will and Body getting

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Speaker 1: We have delivered a lot of ear honey.

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Speaker 3: We've been doing puns on Royal Wedding all week. Here's

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Speaker 1: Anticipation of the Royal Wedding. This is Will and boiled egg.

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Speaker 3: Here we go.

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Speaker 4: Soiled.

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Speaker 5: We were just testing one of the bids back here

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Speaker 5: and what my friends just soiled the bidding.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about this foil. Today we're getting a

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you can go and see how all of

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Speaker 2: pun in the firing line. I won't tell you what

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's the first, genuinely the first world exclusive we

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Speaker 2: Yes, we've had fun with the Royal wedding and you know,

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Speaker 1: Light and shade.

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Speaker 3: Will we do so well and we step into the

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Speaker 2: A lot of people asking if Thomas Michael can't make it,

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Speaker 2: and what are you getting at home? Two likes of

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Speaker 2: on our Instagram and today's was disloyal betting.

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Speaker 1: That video is already on our Instagram.

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Speaker 3: I think the embarrassment you're talking about, Wilbur is your

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Speaker 3: You look a little bit like Eminem, a little bit

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Speaker 3: I've ever been so happy as to when I came

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Speaker 3: We've got Adriana here, Adriana, this is a tattoo.

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Speaker 1: got clear here, Claire, you've tried to hide a hickey?

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Speaker 2: when someone starts sucking on your neck, you start your protest.

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Speaker 1: I mean, well, you're like a frigid girl.

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Speaker 2: And I believe up next, yeah, I'm going to be

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to give you too much.

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Speaker 1: To be a very embarrassing phone call for you, beautiful,

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Speaker 2: I mean, and this is you know, this is why

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Speaker 1: And you can see all of that on Instagram. Place

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Speaker 1: A very very important person's part of the royal wedding.

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Speaker 2: A lot of people asking who's going to be taking

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Speaker 2: over from Thomas Markle to walk Meagan down the aisle? Well,

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Speaker 3: He's finally broken his signs and he's chosen our show

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Speaker 2: To be his alley yeah no, no, to be his

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Speaker 1: We're not going to do. I've never had an exclusive

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Speaker 1: Instagram check it out. Would do you do you clean

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Do you put them in there? No? No,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Sorry, I don't put in buds.

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Speaker 3: If I put in an inner ear like an apple bud,

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Speaker 1: No, don't stick.

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Speaker 3: I got told that you should never put anything in

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I mean you should never. No, no, I mean

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Speaker 1: your elbow. Bladies and gentleman, I love you. Finished the sentence.

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Speaker 1: That that again again? It was confused. Ensure what I said? Wrong?

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Speaker 3: Off here in your ear that's small than your elbow.

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Speaker 3: A paramedic comment, it's did he really?

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Speaker 2: And obviously it's it's it's it's ironic because you can't

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's the whole one. And also it might

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Speaker 2: Very funny the reason I asked you. I think a

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Speaker 2: lot of people put cotton buds in there. And there's

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Speaker 1: He's in Leicestershire.

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Speaker 2: It's been in there for two years, the whole thing

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Speaker 2: two years. And what happens is that is it expands

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Speaker 2: Of course, it was stuck in his right ear canal

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Speaker 2: since twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Wow, yes, yes, I know.

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Speaker 2: Apparently it was so waxy that he actually just stuck

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Speaker 2: But fascinating to think the sort of things that you

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Speaker 16: Hmm.

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Speaker 2: I remember take calls thirty one six five about what

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Speaker 2: you've had lodged in you and how long was it

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Speaker 2: lodged in you for?

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Speaker 1: Didn't you have a bead stuck up your nose?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: I used to stick stones in my nose. So when

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Speaker 1: I was a little kid, that's isn't that funny? And

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Speaker 1: you got rocks and put him in your name.

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Speaker 2: I used to with stones him and I was a

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Speaker 1: Like right at the back of my nose. I don't

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Speaker 2: This rock right at the back of my sns and

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Speaker 2: I I was about five, and I was way too

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Speaker 1: Because I knew I'd get in trouble for us.

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Speaker 2: And then over a period of a week or so,

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Speaker 2: Mom starts noticed that I was just wheezing.

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Speaker 1: You eventually in front of me and was like, what

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Speaker 1: what's got?

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Speaker 2: Like burst into I've got.

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Speaker 1: That's good.

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Speaker 3: I love those moments where the kid starts crying everything,

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Speaker 3: isn't it great? I don't know if there's a new

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Speaker 3: it was a dog that swallowed a squeaky toy. And

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Speaker 3: then when the dog fell over to go and you

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Speaker 1: One six five. What got launch did you? How long

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Speaker 1: was it there for?

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Speaker 2: I mean, if you can bet these two years that

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Speaker 2: this guy had cotton check, where's technical next?

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Speaker 1: The third?

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Speaker 2: A fourth installment on our Royal Wedding Puns disloyal betting. Yes,

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Speaker 2: he's online on our Instagram Willin Woodie as we fake

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Speaker 2: fake winning a twenty five thousand dollars scratchy and you'll

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Speaker 2: watch the poor blow behind the Coundo's who's got to

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Speaker 1: I mean I feel bad for him, but it's owns

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Speaker 1: good gear. You got to watch it.

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Speaker 2: Willian Woody on Instagram thirty one six vibright right now, though,

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Speaker 2: we're talking about the incredibly mature topic e A dude

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Speaker 2: that had a cotton bud stuck in his year of

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Speaker 2: two years and we just want to know if thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six five, how long have you.

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Speaker 1: Had something in you? Well? What's so funny about that? No,

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Speaker 1: it's only my nose actually, and it's gone.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, got brook here, I'm thirteen one o six five.

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Speaker 2: Brook Good I guys, yeah, good mate? How long did

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Speaker 2: you have something in new.

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Speaker 1: For ten Ay's web session? What was shut up Woodie

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Speaker 1: for god you have.

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Speaker 13: Actually it was six hockey stack beds all start.

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Speaker 2: Six, yeah, which whereabouts?

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Speaker 9: So I was traveling.

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Speaker 4: I was at a friend's lakehouse in Poland, in the

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Speaker 4: middle of nowhere near nowhere, several hours drive from yeah anyway,

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Speaker 4: and I was lying down by the lake and relaxing,

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Speaker 4: of course, and my mate's playing hacky sack thought it

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Speaker 4: I think it was boda peirs like we're backpacking. So

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Speaker 4: every time I chewed or ate anything or spoke, I'd.

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Speaker 16: Get this rattling noise.

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Speaker 7: In my left ear.

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Speaker 4: I ended up going to the doctor's spoke English. There

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Speaker 4: he thought it was pretty hilarious.

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Speaker 11: And in regard to my friend.

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Speaker 6: Who lodged the stones, I had some scary nurse who

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Speaker 6: spoke no English with some rust fields will to flash

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Speaker 3: Music.

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Speaker 2: I've been to Budapest before and I wouldn't be going

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Speaker 2: to the doctors in bootpest.

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Speaker 3: Don't bloody lucky that a Melbourne doctor was there? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: that could have you know, that could have been a

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Speaker 1: There, Sarah.

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Speaker 2: Here thirty one or six five, Sarah, you had something

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Speaker 2: stuck in your mate?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, for about half a day, I had live maggots

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Speaker 13: stuck in my ear.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I don't even know if I want to hear

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Speaker 2: much more, Sarah, I'm going to have to ask how

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Speaker 2: we have to ask how?

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Speaker 1: How do we How do you get a maggot stuck

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Speaker 1: in your ear?

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Speaker 13: Not maggot and maggots as in plural. Before when I

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Speaker 13: which so I was playing around as you do, and

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Speaker 13: a fly went in my ear and lay the maggots.

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Speaker 13: Yeah to me. It took me that an hour to

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Speaker 13: So this is three and a half hours later. We

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Speaker 13: someone to come into the hospital, and that took it

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Speaker 13: even more time. By the time the doctor had been

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Speaker 13: able to look at it, the maggots had actually already hatched.

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Speaker 13: I were just like exclamming around in there.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, they had to get rid of it.

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Speaker 13: It might be really careful because there was like I

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Speaker 2: So, oh, Sarah, it's incredible when you always get one there.

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Speaker 1: I understand, Craig. It's so gross. The maggot's in it.

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Speaker 2: It's like those hard of me thinks, you know, I

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Speaker 2: think's a bit of a murderer. I mean, you could

448
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Speaker 2: have had some little kids in there.

449
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Speaker 1: What you're feeling for the maggots now, I am, But

450
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Speaker 1: let them live in her ear? Do you like culling sharks?

451
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Speaker 1: Don't do it exactly the maggot we've.

452
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Speaker 3: Got, Craig here, Craig, you've heard a story about someone

453
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Speaker 3: ever and something stuck in them.

454
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

455
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Speaker 14: Sorry, I'm just finished throwing up after that girl's story. Disgusting. Yeah,

456
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Speaker 14: I was a girl used to go out with her friend.

457
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Speaker 14: We used to hang around a bit together and what not. Yea,

458
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Speaker 14: And she always had like that nasally thing happening. She

459
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Speaker 14: always had that nasally thing happening, and basically she ened

460
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Speaker 14: up getting an operation. And we were at the time,

461
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Speaker 14: probably about twenty five or something like that, and basically

462
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Speaker 14: what happened was, sorry, get out of my kids here.

463
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Speaker 14: Basically what happened was she got this operation because her

464
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Speaker 14: nose was always given her grief.

465
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Speaker 2: You know.

466
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Speaker 14: It turned out that that her her when she was

467
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Speaker 14: a kid.

468
00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 10: She stuck a toy up her nose.

469
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Speaker 13: Oh over, she'd.

470
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Speaker 14: Been up there for about twenty years or something like that.

471
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Speaker 1: Well, Craig, sorry, how big is the mate? Like are

472
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Speaker 1: we talking?

473
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Speaker 2: Are we talking like a Thomas the Tank engine here

474
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Speaker 2: or a Batman vigorine.

475
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,280
Speaker 14: Maybe like a Star Wars figurine or something like that.

476
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Speaker 14: A tiny little that's a tight, tiny little bead of something.

477
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Speaker 1: Right, And it was just stuck up her eyes. Yeah,

478
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:23,920
Speaker 1: And flesh actually grew over around like he's out.

479
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:27,880
Speaker 14: And Make's girlfriend told me. She goes imay, I said, yeah,

480
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,119
Speaker 14: I remember her, and she goes, oh she had a

481
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Speaker 14: nose operator and they found a toy upper nose.

482
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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, thanks remarka, well, thanks Craig. Interesting stuff again,

483
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,840
Speaker 1: flesh grows over something. Yeah, that's amazing.

484
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:45,120
Speaker 3: We got Wendy here now, Wendy, what did you have

485
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Speaker 3: stuck inside you?

486
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:49,600
Speaker 13: I had a banana stuck inside me and I have

487
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Speaker 13: his teeth.

488
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Speaker 14: Spin it out.

489
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Speaker 1: You had to, you had to. I don't think I

490
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Speaker 1: need to ask. I know. We'll leave it there, Wendy,

491
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,359
Speaker 1: keep moving on.

492
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:07,640
Speaker 2: If you haven't heard what our royal wedding fund was today,

493
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 2: it's disloyal betting.

494
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,200
Speaker 1: There is a video on our Ineta Graham and we've.

495
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: Got an international exclusive when we talked to the person

496
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 2: that could be should be probably will be replacing Megan

497
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,959
Speaker 2: Markle's father Thomas, to walk her down the aisle.

498
00:24:22,680 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 1: Yes, it's coming up with Meliburney.

499
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Speaker 3: Will Do you remember a couple of weeks ago I

500
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Speaker 3: spoke to you about how awkward it was when I

501
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Speaker 3: had to dictate a love message to my girlfriend when

502
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Speaker 3: I called a flower store, Yes, when I was ordering flowers.

503
00:24:36,160 --> 00:24:38,359
Speaker 1: Yes, horrifically awkward moment.

504
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 3: So I just thought we'd have a bit of fun

505
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Speaker 3: on the show today.

506
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,680
Speaker 1: I'm going to get you to call the flower store.

507
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 3: Well, I have dictated a message, and I just thought

508
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 3: it'd be a bit of fun that you have to

509
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,800
Speaker 3: say the exact message to the flower shop person. And

510
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Speaker 3: I just think it'd be a bit of a laugh

511
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:03,359
Speaker 3: for everyone. He went from the challenge, Well, I have

512
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 3: a choice.

513
00:25:04,080 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: No, you don't.

514
00:25:05,160 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 3: So you're going to be fed each line by the

515
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 3: producers outside, okay, and you have to say word for

516
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:13,680
Speaker 3: word every single line and just keep going.

517
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:16,080
Speaker 1: Okay, we're good.

518
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:18,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So we've got we've got a local

519
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Speaker 3: florest here.

520
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Speaker 6: Let's do it, Britandi Lee, Haylee, how's going.

521
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Speaker 1: My name is Will and.

522
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Speaker 2: I've just got a I'd love.

523
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Speaker 1: To send some flowers.

524
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Speaker 2: And I just wondered if i'll let you choose the flowers,

525
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:45,440
Speaker 2: just like a bouquet in and around somewhere between fifty

526
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Speaker 2: hundred bucks.

527
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Speaker 10: Yeah great.

528
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Speaker 1: I just I just need a note attached to the bouquet.

529
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Speaker 2: And I was wondering if you'd if I could dictate

530
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Speaker 2: it to you, if you'd be happy to transcribe.

531
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Speaker 1: Yes, I've written it down. Do you mind if I

532
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 1: just read it out to you?

533
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,040
Speaker 10: If we could just start with the recipient's name?

534
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:05,360
Speaker 1: Sure, her name is Sophie.

535
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 10: And what was the message that you would like to write?

536
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: I've just got I'll just get it here.

537
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 2: So so it starts off with you are cute?

538
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,760
Speaker 1: You are cute. You are cute like a cupcake.

539
00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, and and sexy like a leopard. And then if

540
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Speaker 2: you could put in brackets there after leopard, we've got

541
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Speaker 2: a bit of a nin joke.

542
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Speaker 1: Brown.

543
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Speaker 10: Would you just like re o W or would you

544
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Speaker 10: like a couple of ease?

545
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Speaker 2: I think I e O and then maybe like a

546
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Speaker 2: few does just see that?

547
00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:49,800
Speaker 10: Okay, that's a little humor.

548
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh well, you know, a bit sexy though still sexy,

549
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:56,880
Speaker 2: sexy but funny, nice warm space in the middle of there.

550
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Speaker 1: Okay.

551
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:04,920
Speaker 2: The next line is your eyes are like deep oceans. Yeah,

552
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 2: and your body is like a like a booby trapped

553
00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:19,600
Speaker 2: tomb that I want to explore.

554
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,520
Speaker 1: Like a booby trapped m that I want to explore.

555
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:24,600
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, and.

556
00:27:28,119 --> 00:27:34,120
Speaker 2: Final line is I love you so much common mum.

557
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 10: Mum.

558
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and then full stop, I'm sorry I missed

559
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 2: Mother's Day. Great great, And if you yeah, great, if

560
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:51,879
Speaker 2: you if you just maybe just read that back to me.

561
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, you are cute like a cupcake and sexy like

562
00:27:56,119 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 10: a leopard. And then as a little reale, your eyes

563
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 10: are like deep oceans and your body like a booby

564
00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:06,399
Speaker 10: trapped tomb that I'd want to explore I love you

565
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 10: so much, Mum. I'm sorry I miss Mother's Day.

566
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe you're just an x X.

567
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,040
Speaker 10: Great, okay, and I'll just look up the delivery for

568
00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 10: you for one second.

569
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Speaker 1: Okay, nowhere is man. Thanks.

570
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:18,320
Speaker 10: Thanks.

571
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,760
Speaker 1: He's stop normal about it. He's professional. He could also

572
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: have realized that this is he just caught the cops.

573
00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:34,640
Speaker 1: I like to a real cico. I've got his address,

574
00:28:35,800 --> 00:28:38,640
Speaker 1: and then he's just hey, hey, hey yo.

575
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 10: Yeah good, so we can deliver that tonight with a

576
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,880
Speaker 10: two hour delivery service and that'll be twenty five dollars.

577
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: Oh that's pretty good. Great. So I'm just going to

578
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 1: jump in here. It's Lee, isn't it?

579
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:53,440
Speaker 10: Yeah?

580
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 15: Lee?

581
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,680
Speaker 3: This is this is what are you speaking? This is

582
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,920
Speaker 3: Will's friend. I just delivered the did you find it?

583
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 3: Thing weird about that message?

584
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,440
Speaker 10: It's I'm not going to say anything.

585
00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:10,360
Speaker 1: I've got to inform you that you're currently on a

586
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:15,840
Speaker 1: radio show. I'm not kidding. I'm not sure if you've

587
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,120
Speaker 1: heard of us, but this is Will and Woody.

588
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:22,480
Speaker 3: Can I just say you were incredibly professional by just

589
00:29:22,560 --> 00:29:23,680
Speaker 3: going on with the message.

590
00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 1: I mean you started a little bit when he said mum, well, the.

591
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:31,840
Speaker 10: Mom threw me off a little bit. But people say daddy,

592
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:36,760
Speaker 10: some people say moms, so like daddy.

593
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:43,720
Speaker 1: So right, very good, you're alleged, you have a great afternoon.

594
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,800
Speaker 10: All right, thank you, bye bye.

595
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,000
Speaker 1: That'll be a shout out to Richmond Florest for that

596
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:50,840
Speaker 1: as well.

597
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:55,560
Speaker 2: That was very professional staff, very professional stuff at Richmond Florest.

598
00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:59,280
Speaker 1: Just say whatever you want in those messages, seriously, if

599
00:29:59,280 --> 00:29:59,719
Speaker 1: you want to say.

600
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:04,400
Speaker 2: That follows on from boiled egging, soiled bedding, foiled heading,

601
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 2: disloyal betting is the pun that we've gone with to

602
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 2: celebrate the Royal Wedding today, and I'm gonna explain exactly

603
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 2: what's been going on there wardrow. We we're not interested

604
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 2: in the Royal Wedding, we don't care, but apparently a

605
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:20,040
Speaker 2: lot of other people do. And unfortunately we haven't got

606
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 2: the funds to fly you there. We certainly don't want

607
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:22,760
Speaker 2: to go there, but.

608
00:30:24,440 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: Doing it, we got no one there and we don't

609
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: know anyone there.

610
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 2: But what we have got is are incredibly immature minds

611
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 2: and stupid videos to go with it. So if you're

612
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 2: just getting up to speed with all of this, we've

613
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:39,240
Speaker 2: committed to doing a pun a day based on the

614
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:41,480
Speaker 2: Royal wedding, and that goes with a video for you

615
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,400
Speaker 2: guys to watch.

616
00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 1: On Will and Woody. Hear is if you're just joining

617
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: the show to get you up to speed. This is

618
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: what we're up to in anticipation.

619
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Speaker 11: Of the royal wedding.

620
00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:54,320
Speaker 1: And this is Will and what are some boiled egging?

621
00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:55,080
Speaker 2: Here we go.

622
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:02,000
Speaker 1: Soil little betting.

623
00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 5: We were just testing one of them fids back here

624
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 5: and my new friends just soiled the bedding.

625
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about this, foil Heady.

626
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 2: Today we're getting a bleached and studio the final part.

627
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 4: Of the too.

628
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: He looks like you've been lived in in the sun

629
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: for streamwet. I think the most app description of me

630
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: right now is good thea from friends.

631
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:31,600
Speaker 2: So appreciate all of those comments, all of that stuff

632
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 2: of the instagram, Will and Woody, you can go and

633
00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:35,560
Speaker 2: check it out yourself.

634
00:31:36,160 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: Today with a brand new day, though.

635
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 2: Woods and thankfully we only have two more puns to

636
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 2: squeeze out of our minds. But today was this, This

637
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:47,640
Speaker 2: is Will and what is disloyal betting.

638
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,640
Speaker 3: Disloyal betting which basically involved us involved us going to

639
00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,760
Speaker 3: a news agency and getting one of those scratches and

640
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 3: we just carried on like we'd won the twenty five

641
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 3: thousand dollars jack pot, and like when over the top

642
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:03,760
Speaker 3: you ran in the store with champagne.

643
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: We cracked the Champagne. I pretended to call my mom,

644
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: like got emotional with mum. But the amazing moment was

645
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: you have to go to Will and wood you.

646
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,280
Speaker 2: Have I mean, this is it, this is this is

647
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 2: just the level of pandemonium that's going on in the

648
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 2: news agency at this stage.

649
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:17,800
Speaker 15: Oh my god.

650
00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:26,240
Speaker 1: So I mean it carries on. Hearing that. Imagine I

651
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 1: come running in with Champagne.

652
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 2: But hearing that, go and just watch the moment as

653
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 2: we slide over our scratchy to claim victory, where the

654
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,840
Speaker 2: news agent and his wife.

655
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,920
Speaker 1: Have to interrupt us, tell us that we haven't won

656
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,040
Speaker 1: twenty five grand. It's great gear. We've got more of that.

657
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: But if you want to go and see it Will

658
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,120
Speaker 1: and Woody on Instagram wherever you are in the country.

659
00:32:51,360 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: I know a lot of people eyes focused on the

660
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 2: scandalous and tragically scandalous affair that's going on with Megan

661
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 2: Markle's family Woods. I mean, and you'd expect us to

662
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,920
Speaker 2: be the last guy's across it in the wake of

663
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Speaker 2: her dad Thomas not being able to walk her down

664
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Speaker 2: the aisle tragically. Of course, we were very lucky to

665
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 2: get an international exclusive with her uncle.

666
00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:18,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, her estranged Australian uncle, Mark Markle, who is tipped.

667
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Speaker 3: To be the one to replace Thomas and actually walk

668
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Speaker 3: Megan down the aisle. He talks exclusively to us.

669
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Speaker 2: That's right, so you can go check that out on

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Speaker 2: our Instagram. I believe our chat with Mark the meercap

671
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Speaker 2: Markle now woods.

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Speaker 1: It's the first time I referred him as the mere cap.

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Speaker 1: But that's quite funny.

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Speaker 2: Anyway on Instagram if anyone say that now would Let's

675
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Speaker 2: get it serious out. So the twenty eighteen FIFA World Cup,

676
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Speaker 2: very exciting, is on very soon and the Argentina Football Federation,

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Speaker 2: the AFF as they which is actually the unverse of

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Speaker 2: own f FA, which is quite funny.

679
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Speaker 1: But the AFF or f as it's.

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Speaker 2: Called amongst its locals, has a issued a pamphlet to journalists,

681
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Speaker 2: players coaches who are going over to Russia to cover

682
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Speaker 2: the to cover the World Cup, and in within the

683
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Speaker 2: pamphlet is a section entitled what to do to have

684
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Speaker 2: a chance with a Russian girl? Excited about that yourself did.

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Speaker 1: You excuse me? Obviously very obviously, very important information to

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Speaker 1: have before you. How would you go about approaching a

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Speaker 1: Russian girl?

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Speaker 3: I actually had an experience with a Russian, awful experience

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Speaker 3: with a Russian girl. I was in Spain right at

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Speaker 3: the time and got chatting with this Russian and I

691
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Speaker 3: couldn't believe it was I thought it was going really well.

692
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Speaker 3: I obviously needed this manual because I'm sitting there going

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Speaker 3: actually she was a great deal.

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Speaker 16: Well.

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Speaker 1: Walking was tough, we had fractured English.

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Speaker 3: And then we ended up showing each other our instagrams

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Speaker 3: and we were just going on here.

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Speaker 1: When you killed it, he's been the man, you don't

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Speaker 1: do that. And then I was sitting we were sitting

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Speaker 1: outside this club together and then it was like.

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Speaker 3: Time to go, and I was like, well, beautiful, right

702
00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,360
Speaker 3: to do because this sounds good obviously impressive on Instagram.

703
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:25,879
Speaker 3: And then she goes, she just she got she walked

704
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Speaker 3: up to the street and she goes, okay bye, and

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Speaker 3: then just so that was okay, by no, nice the

706
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Speaker 3: meteor nice.

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Speaker 1: She wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Ran like interesting stuff because what they have said here

709
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,839
Speaker 2: is that you make sure you're clean, you smell good,

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Speaker 2: and you dress.

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Speaker 1: Well, well, there you go. Here's my brother. You've probably

712
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Speaker 1: capped all three in the no column. But the other

713
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Speaker 1: thing they've.

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Speaker 2: Said here is that because Russian women are beautiful, many

715
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Speaker 2: men only want to sleep with them, So their advice

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Speaker 2: is to treat the.

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Speaker 1: Women as if she is someone of value. I think

718
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Speaker 1: that's just good, good across the board, just in general.

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Speaker 1: It's just that's not a Russia exclusive one that you know,

720
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Speaker 1: I can't. I mean, respect women is a pretty common

721
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Speaker 1: Be good to the women.

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00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is horrific, but anyway, and yes, all men

723
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Speaker 2: please treat women as if they have value.

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Speaker 4: It just doesn't.

725
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Speaker 2: But anyway, I thought i'd get down to I thought

726
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Speaker 2: it was very interesting that they have got specific instructions,

727
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Speaker 2: because the thing is, different people in different cultures have

728
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Speaker 2: different ways that you should go about trying to pick

729
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 2: up in that country.

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Speaker 1: It really is very very varied. I really want to know.

731
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Speaker 2: I'm thirteen one and sixty five right now. Do you

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Speaker 2: know of a way that you should or shouldn't go

733
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Speaker 2: about trying to pick up over That's interesting, I know,

734
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Speaker 2: I mean, I know, for example, when I was in

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Speaker 2: Italy actually and here he is, oh look out, lock

736
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Speaker 2: up your daughter's here, he is, no, No, we were

737
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Speaker 2: actually me and my friends were horrible at it. We

738
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Speaker 2: just didn't stand a chance because he got told that

739
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Speaker 2: we were just going about the wrong way. Because in Australia,

740
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Speaker 2: you know, all the guys are meant to be quite

741
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Speaker 2: modest and the conic and hang back and not make

742
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Speaker 2: a scene, whereas in Italy it's showy. You get on

743
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,600
Speaker 2: the front foward and you know, you go over and

744
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,800
Speaker 2: you talk and you have gusto and you buy.

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Speaker 1: Them a drink and you wear nice clothes. So I'm confused,

746
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Speaker 1: why did you not go well, it seems like the

747
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: classic McMahon play. I really want to know.

748
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Speaker 2: I'm thirty one or sixty five if you're aware of

749
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,600
Speaker 2: a way, of a niche way that you have to

750
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Speaker 2: go about trying to pick up somebody overseas.

751
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,400
Speaker 3: And mister Cary is big on eye contact. Yes, I

752
00:37:55,520 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 3: heard this just before as well, like almost like it

753
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,600
Speaker 3: was very uncomfortable because you feel and creepy, but that's

754
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Speaker 3: what you really got.

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Speaker 1: You just lock your lock on.

756
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Speaker 3: You have to make you just follow them around the

757
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 3: room and it looks, it looks a bit weird and

758
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,800
Speaker 3: it feels weird, but that's what you have to do.

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Speaker 1: That's they have to just keep eye contact with you.

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Speaker 1: And this could be anywhere.

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Speaker 2: I mean maybe if someone's been traveling overseas to a

762
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Speaker 2: particularly obscure place, maybe like an island nation or something

763
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Speaker 2: like that, where they've got a custom where you've got

764
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Speaker 2: to be a particular way or act a particular way.

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear them. Thirty one O six five.

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Speaker 2: We'll take those calls up next and will if you

767
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 2: want to go on to Instagram and see the exclusive

768
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 2: international exclusive we've managed to have with Meghan Michael's uncle

769
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Speaker 2: who might be walking her down the arms that of

770
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Speaker 2: her dad, Thomas Michael because he's sick.

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Speaker 1: You can go and check it out with him.

772
00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,600
Speaker 2: On your Instagram obviously well ahead of the curve there.

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00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:43,359
Speaker 2: Get your news there as well with them. But right now, mate,

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Speaker 2: we're taking calls there. Adn't want to six five. If

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Speaker 2: there are particular ways that you know about.

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Speaker 1: That you should or you have to.

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Speaker 2: You have to go about picking up when you're overseas

778
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Speaker 2: because it's different in different countries. And the Argentinian Football

779
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Speaker 2: Federation is released a pamphlet talking about the Russian girls

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Speaker 2: that the soccer team's going to encounter over there. They've

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Speaker 2: said that they just treat the women as if they

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Speaker 2: are value because it seems so obvious. I don't think

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Speaker 2: there's savages over here in Australia. Treat the women as

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Speaker 2: if they are humans. Come on thirty one and six five, Yasmin,

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Speaker 2: you're from Germany.

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Speaker 1: Y you're from Germany. Hey, good good?

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Speaker 2: What's the what's the the are you talking about coming

788
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,200
Speaker 2: to Australia and what you need to do? Or when

789
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Speaker 2: people go to Germany, what do they need to do?

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Speaker 13: No, when they go to Germany, I mean when I

791
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Speaker 13: moved to Australia, I notice that it's really different here.

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00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, how is it different?

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Speaker 11: I feel like people read a.

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Speaker 7: Lot around the bush.

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Speaker 1: You're quite blunt and direction yes, so kind of like

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Speaker 1: straight to the point.

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Speaker 11: If you're after one night stand and you asked for.

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Speaker 1: One, oh my goodness, so can.

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Speaker 13: We maybe not really ask, but you're like just get

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Speaker 13: in there, or you have to.

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Speaker 1: Ask what you're after, but you need a little bit

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Speaker 1: of consent.

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00:40:01,480 --> 00:40:04,239
Speaker 2: So for example, if hypothetically, let's say what he's at

804
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Speaker 2: the bar, he's enjoying yourself as when you walk over.

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00:40:08,160 --> 00:40:09,680
Speaker 2: How would you go about taking him home?

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Speaker 4: Ah? Four women, it's a bit different, you see, if

807
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:15,520
Speaker 4: the guys have to make the first steps.

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Speaker 1: So that's so old. Okay, okay, so what do you?

809
00:40:20,239 --> 00:40:21,000
Speaker 1: What do you make?

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00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,120
Speaker 13: But you could come over by your drink and then

811
00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 13: they're just like you have a chat and then they

812
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,959
Speaker 13: pretty much just say, hey, that's what I'm asked.

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00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 2: Are you interested at all?

814
00:40:33,560 --> 00:40:36,239
Speaker 1: Just falling off me?

815
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:40,319
Speaker 2: Sorry?

816
00:40:40,520 --> 00:40:41,360
Speaker 15: You know?

817
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,759
Speaker 1: Can I go back to you? Has been real quick?

818
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Speaker 3: You would just get to the point where you go.

819
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:45,600
Speaker 3: If that's what you're after, let's do it. Let's leave

820
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Speaker 3: right now.

821
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Speaker 13: Well, then we go to one of either way his

822
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 13: or her home.

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Speaker 1: No, no, that on's to Germany. I'm just kidnapped. I'm

824
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Speaker 1: happily in a in a relationship as as well. So Polly,

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Speaker 1: I am, I am. You're we're mucking around. We're both relationships.

826
00:41:06,880 --> 00:41:12,600
Speaker 1: We're mucking around. Polly. You're from Russia, mate, Yeah, I am? Okay.

827
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:14,040
Speaker 1: So Paullie, what do you think about this?

828
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Speaker 2: So the Football Federation Argentina have said, and I quote

829
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Speaker 2: because Russian when women are beautiful, many men just want

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Speaker 2: to sleep with them. The advice is to treat the

831
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Speaker 2: woman in front of you as if she is someone

832
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:27,720
Speaker 2: of value. So first question, Polly, are you someone of value?

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00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:35,240
Speaker 10: Oh? Definitely, do you want my number?

834
00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 2: I mean, even if you're not interested in the royal wedding,

835
00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,160
Speaker 2: you can't you can't avoid it these days, woulds. I mean,

836
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 2: we're across everything that's going on in the Markle family

837
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Speaker 2: at the moment. Thomas Markle, her dad, obviously, I hope

838
00:41:47,120 --> 00:41:49,359
Speaker 2: he's all right. Apparently's having surgery, which means you can't

839
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 2: walk Megan down the aisle.

840
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:53,560
Speaker 1: Now it's nasty stuff.

841
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 2: You hate to hear it, But I think that for

842
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,200
Speaker 2: our show, it was a big scoop today when we

843
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 2: stumbled cross. Somebody who contacted us obviously saw us as

844
00:42:02,719 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 2: the first porter call guy called Mark markl who was

845
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:09,319
Speaker 2: apparently the next or the sub in really to walk

846
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 2: Meghan down the aisle. I mean, you can go and

847
00:42:11,600 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: see this video on our Instagram, but we send out

848
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 2: our reporter, the Badger, to just go in and catch

849
00:42:20,760 --> 00:42:22,160
Speaker 2: up with Mark and just to hear a little bit.

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Speaker 1: It's got But this is just the start of the story.

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00:42:23,560 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: If you're interested in.

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00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 9: Listening to this with the world speculating as to who

853
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 9: will replace Meghan's father Thomas Markle at the Royal wedding.

854
00:42:31,880 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 9: Allmys turn to Meghan's estranged Australian uncle, Mark Markles.

855
00:42:37,719 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 2: Now, we don't have the rights to play the audio

856
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 2: of the chat with Mark on the airwaves, but really

857
00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:44,160
Speaker 2: interesting stuff And if you want to go and watch

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00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:45,840
Speaker 2: it yourself, will and what are you on Instagram? You

859
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 2: can see and meet a lovely dude in Mark Markle,

860
00:42:48,600 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 2: who seems like he's been pushed to the side unfairly.

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Speaker 1: Woods.

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00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 3: It's just great that he's broken his silence and we're

863
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 3: as shocked as you are. But we do have the exclusive.

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Speaker 3: He will not speak to anyone else. And I think

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Speaker 3: he's on a flight tonight, yes, London.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, on his way to London to take over from Thomas.

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Speaker 2: But yeah, of course you're won with a w Instagram

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00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: Mark the mere cat Markle. I'm just catching up with

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Speaker 2: the boys and yeah, just talking all things family and

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Speaker 2: the hardships of Spotlight.

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Speaker 12: I want to talk to you about a mother called Yeah,

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00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:28,959
Speaker 12: Johannah Sandstorm, Johannah Sundstorm, Sandstorm, Hannah Sandstrom, sorry Sandstrom, going.

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Speaker 1: To be storm? Do we have Sandstorm? I want to

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00:43:34,920 --> 00:43:36,600
Speaker 1: talk about Johannah Sunstorm.

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00:43:39,680 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 3: She's got two kids, two beautiful children, and to celebrate

876
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:47,360
Speaker 3: the beautiful children she's had, she wants to get them tattooed,

877
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:51,080
Speaker 3: the names of her kids tattooed on her arm.

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00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:54,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, on her arm. Great, her kids not called.

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00:43:57,360 --> 00:43:59,960
Speaker 3: Her kid is not called. So she gets the two

880
00:44:00,400 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 3: tattoos on her arm. There one of them Nova, second

881
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:11,279
Speaker 3: one Kelvin the kid, the daughter, and then Kelvin the son.

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Speaker 1: Interesting and the problem with this is that the sun

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Speaker 1: is actually called Kevin. The tattoo artist has felt the

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00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:21,239
Speaker 1: name wrong.

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00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:24,040
Speaker 3: Now in this situation, will she's so, she's written, she's

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00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:26,279
Speaker 3: written the wrong name on her yea.

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00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 1: What do you do, as Joanna in this situation? What

888
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 1: would you do?

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00:44:30,120 --> 00:44:30,279
Speaker 15: Well?

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Speaker 2: I believe that kelvin is actually a term that's used

891
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 2: in chemistry to describe as certain temperature.

892
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 1: Don't care. What would you do zero? Which is kelvin?

893
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,800
Speaker 2: So I believe that what I would do is like

894
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:47,239
Speaker 2: to make it up as if it was something to

895
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: do with that absolute zero. And then maybe she's good

896
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 2: at sport, you know, maybe she's a great basketball. She's

897
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 2: got ice running through her veins. She's kelvin.

898
00:44:55,000 --> 00:45:00,759
Speaker 1: It's pretty he ke and it is my My kid's

899
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 1: aat no, Ma, I'm a clutch player. When I shoot,

900
00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,759
Speaker 1: I've got ice in my veins. That's bad. Yeah, that's

901
00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,319
Speaker 1: not bad. I think you get I think that.

902
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 2: That's the thing with You get a bad tantoo and

903
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 2: always room isn't there to mold it into something else?

904
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,680
Speaker 1: Sure, well, this is what actually the mother did.

905
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 4: Will.

906
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:21,800
Speaker 1: She changed the name of her child. She legally changed

907
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 1: She legally changed the name of Kevin to Kelvin. Yes,

908
00:45:26,480 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 1: And I just looked at this and went sure like,

909
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,080
Speaker 1: surely that wasn't the way to go a bad things

910
00:45:31,120 --> 00:45:31,279
Speaker 1: like that.

911
00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 3: That's made the situation worse, hasn't it, Because you've got

912
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:36,719
Speaker 3: a botched tattoo, you changed the name of your child.

913
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 1: And it just reminded me because surely you're just going

914
00:45:39,239 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: for the ice in the veins. Move there exactly. That's

915
00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: a brilliant alternative. If only she had access to you.

916
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,160
Speaker 13: Will.

917
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 3: But this situation just reminded me of when something does

918
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,080
Speaker 3: go wrong and you frantically try to.

919
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:55,239
Speaker 1: Fix it and make the situation so much worse.

920
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:57,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I want to hear about these. I'm thirteen

921
00:45:57,640 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 3: one oh sixty five. Something's gone wrong. Yeah, you don't

922
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,719
Speaker 3: think it through your rush to go and fix it

923
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 3: and just make it worse. Like when I was thirteen

924
00:46:05,520 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 3: years old and you know this story well, and I

925
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:10,520
Speaker 3: lit a bonfire in my bedroom. Oh yeah, Now you

926
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,319
Speaker 3: can get into the psychology of why I just tried

927
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 3: to do that, we'd be here for a long time.

928
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:16,640
Speaker 1: But the fact of the matter is I lit a

929
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:18,840
Speaker 1: bonfire in my bedroom, and in the.

930
00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:23,160
Speaker 3: Rush to fix the situation, I kicked the bonfire under

931
00:46:23,239 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 3: my bed and just thought, great, can't see it now,

932
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 3: we're sorted out.

933
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:31,879
Speaker 1: Of mind, exactly right. And because I kicked it under

934
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: the bed, the.

935
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:35,360
Speaker 3: Beard started to go up, obviously, and I almost burned

936
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:39,520
Speaker 3: the entire house down. So really good example of what

937
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 3: I'm asking for. Thirteen one O six five is the number.

938
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,759
Speaker 3: Maybe it's just like a big stain. You had a

939
00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 3: lot of them.

940
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 1: Are damage related?

941
00:46:45,040 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 2: Well, I was thinking more like sometimes thinking really badly

942
00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 2: in the kitchen, like that time that you try to

943
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:55,719
Speaker 2: cook your housemates sushi. I don't know stir fry initially,

944
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:57,960
Speaker 2: and you realize you didn't have enough, so you went

945
00:46:58,040 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 2: down to a generic super market and got a platter

946
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:05,400
Speaker 2: of crappy sushi. Yes, and then you just put the

947
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 2: sushi on the plate with the stir fry. But because

948
00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,919
Speaker 2: you then panicked because you realized you were too early

949
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 2: for the dinner. The sturfry is getting cold, so you

950
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:16,600
Speaker 2: put the sushi in the oven with the stir fry that.

951
00:47:16,640 --> 00:47:20,920
Speaker 1: You'd also pre bought. It was inedible. It was and

952
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: I didn't really behind my back all of them threw

953
00:47:23,800 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: it out and then.

954
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,280
Speaker 2: Just told me like delusions, it was really nice thirty

955
00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,920
Speaker 2: one oven.

956
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:31,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was discussing it was disgusting thirty one oh

957
00:47:32,000 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: six five. When you tried to fix a problem, did

958
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:38,200
Speaker 1: you make it so much worse? And right now on

959
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 1: thirteen one oh six.

960
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 3: Five, if we are asking when did you try to

961
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 3: fix something but then just make it so much worse.

962
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 3: There was a woman in Sweden called Joanna Sandstorm. She

963
00:47:51,080 --> 00:47:55,759
Speaker 3: got a tattoo Strom Sandstrom. She got a tattoo. She

964
00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,000
Speaker 3: got a tattoo of her son on her arm. The

965
00:47:58,040 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 3: tattoo said Kelvin. The problem is her son's name is Kevin.

966
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:04,960
Speaker 3: So her response was to legally change the name of

967
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 3: her son from Kevin to Kilvin. We have Amanda here, Amanda,

968
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 3: you were painting.

969
00:48:13,320 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 1: Hey you gon good good? How are you good? Very well?

970
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,680
Speaker 1: You were painting your nails, Amanda.

971
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,880
Speaker 8: Yeah. I was only little and my mum had just

972
00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 8: bought a brand new leather sofa and it was a

973
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 8: pride and joy. Every when he came in was just like, oh, well,

974
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 8: she sofa was so nice. Blah blah blah. I decided

975
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 8: to paint my nails sitting on the sofa and had

976
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 8: the paint the nail varnish in between my legs. It

977
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 8: was paintent obviously accidentally the nail polish, the nail varnish

978
00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,879
Speaker 8: silt and the flow of nail polish on this brand

979
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 8: new sofa. So in my former wisdom to try and

980
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,400
Speaker 8: rectify the problem, I decided to get nail polish remover

981
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:57,520
Speaker 8: and try and get the nail polish off off the chair,

982
00:48:58,040 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 8: which was just adding, you're just making the problem ten

983
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:04,839
Speaker 8: times worse because it was actually taking the die out

984
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:05,479
Speaker 8: of the leather.

985
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 13: Little chin now.

986
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:15,040
Speaker 8: With like a stain as big as a part of

987
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:15,920
Speaker 8: your hands.

988
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 13: Change white.

989
00:49:18,560 --> 00:49:19,439
Speaker 16: Oh my god.

990
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: So I'm lucky, man. I mean, it makes sense though.

991
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, twenty nine year old me was sitting

992
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:32,520
Speaker 1: here going yeah, genius polish. So as a child you

993
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: can see how you're doing. Chemicals are dangerous like that,

994
00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:35,239
Speaker 1: aren't they?

995
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:35,400
Speaker 10: You?

996
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:37,800
Speaker 1: Just you know, whenever you add another chemical, it always

997
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:38,479
Speaker 1: makes it worse.

998
00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:41,759
Speaker 3: I was about to mention one, but I'm not trying

999
00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:44,400
Speaker 3: which from because it makes things blow up and I

1000
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 3: don't want kids to go and blow up.

1001
00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: M It makes things blow up, right, damn, good call,

1002
00:49:50,520 --> 00:49:52,279
Speaker 1: and you can thank us. You can thank us if

1003
00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 1: your kids are in the car with you right now.

1004
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,319
Speaker 1: You're welcome, Parano. Is it all here? We are responsible

1005
00:49:56,360 --> 00:49:58,840
Speaker 1: on the radios four six. Nothing's getting blown up to that,

1006
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,880
Speaker 1: not at all. We got Dan here, Dan, what escalated

1007
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:02,960
Speaker 1: in your bedroom?

1008
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 2: Mate?

1009
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:09,759
Speaker 7: Back in the day when firecracking, I was still around.

1010
00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 1: That kidding, Yeah, okay, fire crackers now illegal, so sure.

1011
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 7: In the day, but anyway, you can't buy firecrackers. But

1012
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 7: I thought, well, at twelve, I thought, well, that didn't

1013
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 7: mean I couldn't have them, So of course I bought

1014
00:50:33,719 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 7: them anyway, and then figured what do is I'd light

1015
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 7: the wick, get it halfway down the wick, and then

1016
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 7: put it out, and then if I got caught with them,

1017
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 7: I'd say I found them someone lit it and threw

1018
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:48,719
Speaker 7: it and I found it. So I got these I

1019
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:52,600
Speaker 7: got these crazy jacks in my bedroom, lit the crazy

1020
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,840
Speaker 7: jack and then went to blow it out, and to

1021
00:50:54,960 --> 00:51:02,520
Speaker 7: my surprise, it actually went faster. Jack's flying around the

1022
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 7: room everywhere, lands on the floor right next to the carpet,

1023
00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,520
Speaker 7: and I said, oh ship, the carpet's going to be

1024
00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 7: on fire in a second.

1025
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 1: So I stood on the crazy jack with no shoes

1026
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:21,040
Speaker 1: and milk together. Oh my god, damn, this is happening.

1027
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 10: My mom comes in and goes.

1028
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:26,239
Speaker 7: What's going on here? And it looked like bloody Jamaicans

1029
00:51:26,280 --> 00:51:28,520
Speaker 7: had been smoking the gear in this room because.

1030
00:51:33,680 --> 00:51:34,800
Speaker 1: She goes, well dinners on.

1031
00:51:34,960 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 7: I said, okay, fine, So anyway, when you were a

1032
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:39,640
Speaker 7: kid and come off your bike, she always had that

1033
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 7: medicine powder and stuff, So I thought I can fix this.

1034
00:51:42,800 --> 00:51:45,200
Speaker 7: So I put this medicine powder on my toast for

1035
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,400
Speaker 7: three days and they just turned green.

1036
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:52,160
Speaker 1: And in the end I had to say, yeah.

1037
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 7: Look what I've done. Oh bloody hell dramas. They had

1038
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:56,480
Speaker 7: to sit with my foot in a bucket of salt

1039
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,759
Speaker 7: water for three hours and yeah, very.

1040
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:04,600
Speaker 2: Story needs trying to blow out the fire cracker escalade,

1041
00:52:04,719 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 2: and then stood in it and melted your ties together.

1042
00:52:07,160 --> 00:52:12,919
Speaker 1: Gee, it's really comic. So much for the gold An kids. Again,

1043
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,600
Speaker 1: don't try any of that, and that's why fire Cracking

1044
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:16,640
Speaker 1: Night is no longer a thing.

1045
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: The Royal wedding though, woods and we're starting to heat

1046
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,839
Speaker 2: up here, I mean, the pevere thought.

1047
00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:24,479
Speaker 1: Will they cover it? No, they probably won't.

1048
00:52:24,480 --> 00:52:26,880
Speaker 2: They'll probably just do a series of stupid puns and videos,

1049
00:52:27,080 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 2: which we've done in one sense. We've done that, and

1050
00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 2: today mate, we did another one disloyal betting where we

1051
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:38,080
Speaker 2: pretended to win a twenty five thousand dollars scratchy.

1052
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,040
Speaker 3: Yep, and then we just celebrate over the top celebrator

1053
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 3: you ran in with Champagne. We have audio of a

1054
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 3: celebration there.

1055
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,239
Speaker 2: Okay, So keep in mind this is going on in

1056
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:54,040
Speaker 2: the news agency, which means you guys can all go

1057
00:52:54,120 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 2: to Will and Woody right now on Instagram and enjoy

1058
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,720
Speaker 2: the moment where the guy who owns the newsation.

1059
00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:02,920
Speaker 1: Gets his hand on the scrutchy and now has to

1060
00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:06,480
Speaker 1: tell us that we have in fangs not one now

1061
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: cause his.

1062
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 16: Wife as well, I swear they haven't won any They're

1063
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 16: both like looking over the scratch insta if you haven't

1064
00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:18,200
Speaker 16: seen or if any of the other ones boiled egging,

1065
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 16: soiled betting foil.

1066
00:53:23,719 --> 00:53:27,000
Speaker 2: And then disloyal betting and gold chickob all out of

1067
00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 2: our Instagram, Will and would they are there not to

1068
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,560
Speaker 2: mention the fact talking more, I mean, if you're really

1069
00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:36,640
Speaker 2: into the Royal wedding this weekend, you'll be excited to

1070
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:40,840
Speaker 2: know that coup in Radio Coop, I mean the Colin

1071
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,480
Speaker 2: Jackie Ora Power is up next.

1072
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,759
Speaker 1: But they didn't get this guy.

1073
00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 2: Only we died in what was a stroke of pure

1074
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:52,000
Speaker 2: journalistic genius. We got in touch with Mark Markle or

1075
00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,840
Speaker 2: Mark the meerkat markle is He's called in his closer

1076
00:53:54,920 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 2: circles Megan's estranged uncle who will be potentially reply father

1077
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,920
Speaker 2: Thomas to walk Meagan down the aisle. We all know

1078
00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:05,040
Speaker 2: sadly that Thomas has had surgery so he might not

1079
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,560
Speaker 2: make it. But this guy Mark Michael and Ossie of

1080
00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:11,080
Speaker 2: all things, estranged uncle who we got in touch with

1081
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,600
Speaker 2: stay Woods and he had a chance to sit down

1082
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: with and you can see that as well on o Instagram.

1083
00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:16,759
Speaker 2: Will and Wardie and probably probably one of our more

1084
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 2: touching segments.

1085
00:54:18,920 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 1: To date, I think so and again it isn't exclusive,

1086
00:54:21,080 --> 00:54:21,799
Speaker 1: It'll be nowhere else.

1087
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:23,480
Speaker 2: So get to our Instagram you want to say absolutely,

1088
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 2: go and chick it out there along with everything else

1089
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 2: Will and Woody on Instagram. You can also get the podcast.

1090
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:32,319
Speaker 1: Of the show. iHeartRadio is the place to find all

1091
00:54:32,440 --> 00:54:35,360
Speaker 1: of that did a Fresh Way to Drive Home with

1092
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,120
Speaker 1: Will and Woody