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Speaker 1: This is gem nation.

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Speaker 2: We're jonesy and man, I don't look at dms in

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Speaker 2: my what's a DM Instagram?

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Speaker 3: Because but when you get something from a c A,

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Speaker 3: you you look at your I mean, what's this? And

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Speaker 3: at all st you be investigated.

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Speaker 1: You're being doors stopped. Have you stolen some white goods?

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Speaker 3: Imagine that?

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Speaker 4: What would you do?

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Speaker 3: What would you do you get doors stopped by a

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Speaker 3: c A. It would be the worst day in the

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Speaker 3: world because you think, oh great, what else can go

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Speaker 3: wrong here?

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Speaker 4: Or it could be a good story.

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Speaker 2: How could it ever be a We're going to give

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Speaker 2: you award for being the greatest broadcaster in the history.

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Speaker 1: Of the world. And you say come in and they say, gotcha, gotcha?

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Speaker 1: We knew vanity to get us.

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Speaker 3: Over the line. You had it off with an underaged chicken.

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Speaker 3: That's not true, there's an older chickens.

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Speaker 2: Fine, anyways, I love the primo firstly and in the

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Speaker 2: past great a c primos.

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Speaker 4: Don't fall in love with your doctor? How exclusive with

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Speaker 4: the woman who got into it with her local GP

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Speaker 4: then her husband bashed it.

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Speaker 1: What was about when we just heard last week about.

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Speaker 4: The hair Oh hearn's hell? The missy job that's left

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Speaker 4: her angry and embarrassed. Do you recognize this hair? A

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Speaker 4: current affair?

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Speaker 3: Next?

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Speaker 2: And then there was a shot of the lady with

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Speaker 2: all the hair, but just sitting in a crutch.

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Speaker 3: Yes, she was.

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Speaker 1: She had this giant mega hair and they'd filmed it

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Speaker 1: just sitting in a lap. Yeah, So why did they

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Speaker 1: contact you? What did they want? Well?

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Speaker 3: Last night was the case of the missing Nana, the.

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Speaker 4: Ultimate funeral Fiasca.

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Speaker 2: Now it's time for us to send Mark on her

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Speaker 2: final journey.

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Speaker 4: Problem is mugs missing. Missus says that's not mum, but

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Speaker 4: family were told to keep calm and carry on. Does

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Speaker 4: she rest in peace? Old lady? And I hope you

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Speaker 4: find your family. The body blunder beyond bully A current

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Speaker 4: affair tonight?

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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 2: That's outrageous. So I've got the family gathered. I said,

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Speaker 2: come on, we got to watch this. So we're all

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Speaker 2: sitting there watching this. So basically the funeral home is

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Speaker 2: mucked up or old Mark. They put the wrong grandma

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Speaker 2: in the coffin.

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Speaker 1: But if they knew it before the funeral, why didn't

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Speaker 1: they change that?

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Speaker 3: And then they've said, I just go Did they have

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Speaker 3: the lost Yeah? I don't know where Mark's gone.

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Speaker 2: But so this lady is at the funeral service and

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Speaker 2: they've just said hundreds, just act as if nothing's happened

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Speaker 2: to the grieving family, and did they?

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Speaker 5: Well, yeah, Diander Jager attended her mother's funeral only to

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Speaker 5: see a complete stranger.

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Speaker 1: In the casket.

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Speaker 5: Wasn't even her If that wasn't bad enough, The family

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Speaker 5: was then asked to proceed with the funeral and pretend

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Speaker 5: the person lying in the casket was their mum and

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Speaker 5: Nana Margaret's locke.

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Speaker 4: I didn't want to be there.

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Speaker 1: How can you take a body of mum when it's

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Speaker 1: not her?

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Speaker 4: So I said goodbye to this lady.

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Speaker 1: I should rest in peace, old lady, and I hope

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Speaker 1: you find your family like now. So whose body was it?

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Speaker 3: That hasn't been determined yet, So it can happen, must

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Speaker 3: go on.

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Speaker 1: They were told, pretend your mom, your grandma in this casket.

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Speaker 3: Say nothing to save our bacon.

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Speaker 2: Well they did many years ago, when you and Nature

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Speaker 2: were starting out. I introduced them on stage at a

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Speaker 2: Westfield shopping center and I said, ladies and gentlemen, welcome, Andrew, Michael, Toby,

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Speaker 2: Phil and Dave and Dave walks past me.

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Speaker 3: I'm actually the manager, I said, may just go with it.

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Speaker 3: These guys are going to be around for long.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not quite the same level as pretending that

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Speaker 1: your mother's in a casket.

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Speaker 3: Well, the eulogy was interesting.

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Speaker 4: I said, on the sixth time, this is my mum.

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Speaker 4: I know what my mum looks like. And then I

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Speaker 4: got my phone, I zoomed the face in.

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Speaker 5: I put an next to the lady in that coffin,

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Speaker 5: and I said, that is not my mum.

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Speaker 2: I have so many questions, so many questions, but so

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Speaker 2: little time.

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Speaker 1: Where any of the man said in the story.

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Speaker 3: No, not really. Well, well there you go, well well covered, Aca.

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Speaker 3: You can slip in my d MS a bit, I

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Speaker 3: bet