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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: One point Satham, you said, you're ready to fess up.

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Speaker 2: You've done a lot of TV tryouts.

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Speaker 1: I have one that's given just to give you some background.

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Speaker 1: Many years ago, nineteen ninety nine, I auditioned for a

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Speaker 1: TV show with someone I don't know if you've heard of,

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Speaker 1: a Lisa Wilkinson. And they said to me, they said,

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Speaker 1: we love you on the show. We want you to

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Speaker 1: leave radio and do this TV show. That was nineteen

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Speaker 1: ninety nine. I thought, how easy is this for TV?

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Speaker 1: I've done an audier.

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Speaker 2: You said no.

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Speaker 1: Presumably I said no because I wouldn't leave this. But

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Speaker 1: I've always been fascinated by TV, and I've done an

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Speaker 1: audition probably every year since nineteen ninety nine and not

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Speaker 1: got one. Oh that's not true, not one, not one.

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Speaker 1: G've been on a lot of TV, yeah, but never

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Speaker 1: hosting anything.

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Speaker 3: So this is the one that I want you to

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Speaker 3: tell the story of the one that has made your

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Speaker 3: sphincter Titand.

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Speaker 1: So my agent rang and said, Brendan says this, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: you're in the mix. You're in the mix for whose

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Speaker 1: line is at any.

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Speaker 2: One love that show?

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Speaker 3: This is a show where and in America, it's one

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Speaker 3: of the really famous massive We're fabulous physical comedians do improvisation.

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't have thought that was your thing.

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Speaker 1: No, well, no, the hosting part. Yes, because the hosting

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Speaker 1: part you just need someone that just Electra carry on

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Speaker 1: that shop and that's that's all he does, is just

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Speaker 1: sit there and let other people be funny. I go

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Speaker 1: along there and they say.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that's it's a bad day for you too,

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Speaker 2: wasn't it.

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Speaker 1: I just come from a funeral. Friend of mine had

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Speaker 1: died in a boating accident. So I've gone from a

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Speaker 1: funeral to this, and I thought, okay, I'll just this

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Speaker 1: will be good. I'll just be focused and I'll just

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Speaker 1: host it and be myself. Would be great, But I

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Speaker 1: wasn't hosting it. They had me doing the improv physical comedy,

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Speaker 1: and I don't know physical comedy. So we had to

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Speaker 1: do a thing about woodworking teachers.

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Speaker 2: You know, that's just so they say, pretend you're woodwork

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Speaker 2: give me a funny line.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I did this. You know that thing.

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Speaker 2: This is Jones you're pretending to.

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Speaker 4: Where you pretend you have to get your thumb And

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Speaker 4: I kin'd even do that properly mythreatic hands and that's

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Speaker 4: all they had and they just stared blankly the screen.

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Speaker 2: Do you get a call back?

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Speaker 1: Nah? I was still waiting. Is my phone in it?

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Speaker 4: It happened.

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Speaker 1: I was only ten years

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Speaker 4: Ago, joined the and Amanda in the morning one at

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Speaker 4: one point seven, tell you