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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Jim Y Ray has been working harder than the fake

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Speaker 2: cobweb industry.

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Speaker 1: You know what's interesting, Real spiders watch us take down

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Speaker 1: their cobwebs all year round and then once a year

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Speaker 1: put up fake cobwebs. What do they think?

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Speaker 2: That's a bit rich?

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Speaker 1: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: That's a bit rich doing this? And he's come up

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Speaker 2: with this. Jen White Rice jibber jabber.

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Speaker 3: But I was going to take a mental health day

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Speaker 3: on account of Guy Sebastian leaving the Voice. Maxim magazine's

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Speaker 3: Hot one hundred of what seems largely bikini clad women

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Speaker 3: has been released this week. Amanda has made the cut again.

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Speaker 3: Jonesy bought the mag purely for research purposes to find

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Speaker 3: out where Amanda featured. He was interested to see if

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Speaker 3: her ranking had slipped, particularly that most of the competition,

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Speaker 3: according to him, is a fourth of her age.

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Speaker 2: I went down to my local newsstand and it's here

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Speaker 2: at last Maxims Hot one hundred and twenty twenty four

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Speaker 2: of Australia.

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Speaker 1: This will take, this will take what sometimes?

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Speaker 2: This will take some investigation.

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Speaker 1: One, who's a quarter my fourth?

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Speaker 2: My age?

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Speaker 1: What's your age?

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Speaker 2: Look? I think at your age, your tender age, that

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Speaker 2: you're still putting bums on seats. You are in here.

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Speaker 2: There are women out there harumphing because they're not in there.

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Speaker 2: You are in there. This is a big deal.

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Speaker 1: This is a big deal. You're enjoying this day. You

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Speaker 1: can flick through. If you're at your You're going to

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Speaker 1: get a paper cup Love one gloves.

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Speaker 2: Just don't get any smears on the.

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Speaker 3: Magazine that ice skating duo My Mom Love. Back in

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Speaker 3: the eighties, Twavel and Dean were on the show.

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Speaker 2: Amanda and I have been doing this radio show for

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Speaker 2: twenty years. We're married to separate partners, but there's always

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Speaker 2: stuff very similar. It is very and it's like ice skating.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes someone's bum ends up in your face. We won't

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Speaker 2: go there.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of olden times, this is how you guys got

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Speaker 3: your kicks back then.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, superstar right and around on a yamahu.

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Speaker 2: When we were kids at school, we used to get

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Speaker 2: a big cheek out of that.

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Speaker 1: That would give you a beat.

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Speaker 2: These days the kids are all nanging.

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Speaker 1: That's of the kind of fun you would have.

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Speaker 2: That's our nang. It was crazy. We were bad asses here.

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Speaker 1: There should be a drive John what was your name?

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Speaker 3: Ossie? Comedian Monty Franklin, who's wowing them over in the US,

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Speaker 3: was on the show with his observations of what we

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Speaker 3: do back home.

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Speaker 1: There's no more Australian term than yeah. Now that's a

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Speaker 1: perfect name for your tour. I love it.

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Speaker 2: I love the yeah and yeah and you.

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Speaker 1: It's just whatever you finish off what you can actually

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Speaker 1: just string a bunch together. Like if someone said to you,

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Speaker 1: are you are you coming? You're not bailing on the

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Speaker 1: on the trip this weekend, You're like no, no, no, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Now the footy season is finished, three season training has

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Speaker 3: begun forget weights and exercise. What is going to be

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Speaker 3: the hairstyle for next season?

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Speaker 1: One of my favorite moments of when the football season

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Speaker 1: starts to go, what's our hair going to be this season?

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Speaker 2: Fellas what about the scullet right to the top of

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Speaker 2: your crown? You shave all this part of him in

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Speaker 2: the back and you just have.

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Speaker 1: The back like Queen Elizabeth giant forward.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was that syphilis that did that.

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Speaker 1: For the footballers. And I wonder if they have a

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Speaker 1: meeting right about now, because only weeks until the season

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Speaker 1: starts back in training, I think, say, what are we

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Speaker 1: going to do this fellas, I'm getting a stylist here.

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Speaker 2: He's going to talk us throughout our start, so Papenhaus.

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Speaker 1: So we're going to do the Queen Elizabeth who's got

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Speaker 1: the SIF.

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Speaker 3: And Jonesy finally got to the bottom of Maxim's Hot

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Speaker 3: one hundred. Where did a Manda come this year?

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Speaker 2: Maxim's Hot one hundred Australia. It's not about hey, you're

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Speaker 2: looking a bikini. No, no, no, no no. It's about

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Speaker 2: the achievements, about what you as an individual.

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Speaker 1: A woman looked at bikinis though, oh.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well they know they're in there, but I look past,

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Speaker 2: I look beyond the bikini. I look at the woman

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Speaker 2: inside the bikini. That sounds haha, So.

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Speaker 1: Just end it please.

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Speaker 2: You've dropped a spot.

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Speaker 1: Have I from last year.

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Speaker 2: You were thirty seven? Last year you are now thirty eight?

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Speaker 1: What photos they used? Which bikini am I in?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: They've used me us the dolly, the dolly from the

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Speaker 2: heads and the most shapeless head and a moo.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to take a day. This has been

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Speaker 3: jen Y Rise Jibba jabba.

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Speaker 2: Good on your mate

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