1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:04,480 Speaker 1: Newell and Woody podcast mini broadcasted Life from Charlieville. Ru 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:09,160 Speaker 1: Jude is on stage tonight, three and a half hours away. 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,800 Speaker 1: She's going to be at Corona's Parbwards where eight hours 4 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:14,600 Speaker 1: inland from Brisbane, trying to put a seventy five year 5 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:16,600 Speaker 1: old woman on stage at the Adelaide Fringe. The big 6 00:00:16,640 --> 00:00:19,279 Speaker 1: audition tape is tonight. It's her first ever stand up gig. 7 00:00:19,280 --> 00:00:21,360 Speaker 1: We're pumped about that, mate, but we are also pumped 8 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,119 Speaker 1: about being what do I. 9 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:26,200 Speaker 2: Call it out west? Yeah, here in Queensland. 10 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,319 Speaker 1: And I feel like a rite of passage was that 11 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:30,120 Speaker 1: we actually shared. 12 00:00:29,840 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 3: Some sheep, which was a terrible idea. I mean everyone 13 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,120 Speaker 3: was saying to us, you have to do it. If 14 00:00:35,159 --> 00:00:37,160 Speaker 3: you're going to experience Childie, you have to share a sheep. 15 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:38,680 Speaker 3: But I don't know what we were thinking, thinking that 16 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 3: we could get anywhere near doing a job which could 17 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,800 Speaker 3: be possibly seen as possible. But luckily we did have 18 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 3: a record breaking share in Laurie, who came down this 19 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,839 Speaker 3: book literally has a world record for his speed of 20 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:49,480 Speaker 3: sharing sheep. 21 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 4: And he well, he tried to show us the rope. 22 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:54,760 Speaker 2: Yeah he did. I had the crack first. This is 23 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:58,080 Speaker 2: that went. All right, guys, so we are here cases shit. 24 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 1: We're here with champions sheep shere Larry Larry, Hey, young guys, 25 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:03,720 Speaker 1: thanks for coming down. Mate. 26 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:08,679 Speaker 4: You do hold a record for shearing speed, right, yeah, when. 27 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,600 Speaker 1: I was a young fellow for eight hours, myself and 28 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: a mate, we've done seven hundred and nine Marino weathers Jesus. 29 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 2: So how quickly would you have done a single sheep? 30 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:17,280 Speaker 1: Then? 31 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 4: Have you ever been to a barber and been out 32 00:01:19,200 --> 00:01:20,800 Speaker 4: in eighty one seconds? Remember? 33 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:24,920 Speaker 2: I probably good? Maybe nobody? Yeah good these days? 34 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:25,959 Speaker 4: So how do you reckon? 35 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:26,240 Speaker 2: We'll go. 36 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:27,240 Speaker 4: We've never. 37 00:01:28,840 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 1: Before. 38 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,200 Speaker 2: I'm a big believer that if I can do it, 39 00:01:33,280 --> 00:01:36,320 Speaker 2: you can do it. Okay. Anything we should be worried about. 40 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,400 Speaker 1: Though, probably the little pink bits and I'll point them 41 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: out on us or on there's guys, one out, yeah. 42 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:48,560 Speaker 2: And then we'll get to going and I'll i'll tell 43 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 2: you what you must do. 44 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:56,160 Speaker 1: Hello, alright, here we go, Dan, well done, we'll. 45 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 4: Great technique, well complete that. 46 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 2: You can shit, you're a it can know that you 47 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,240 Speaker 2: were spinning out. I thought it was a sheep, not 48 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:04,840 Speaker 2: a medium. 49 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:06,800 Speaker 1: What do we need to look out for? 50 00:02:07,360 --> 00:02:11,280 Speaker 4: Nipples? And the bulber weld out Wood. Could you feel 51 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:14,760 Speaker 4: when that cheep was going to kick it's Musclesward. 52 00:02:14,240 --> 00:02:16,000 Speaker 2: Pence, Your knew something was coming. 53 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:19,440 Speaker 1: So that's why we use it through the police as 54 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:24,639 Speaker 1: a tool to help help help kids understand their emotions. 55 00:02:24,760 --> 00:02:27,400 Speaker 3: Wow, that is absolutely. 56 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,480 Speaker 1: You know, Laurie, when I met you, the last thing 57 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: I expected you to say was that we were going 58 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:34,679 Speaker 1: to learn how to empathize with shit. We're going to 59 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 1: be honest that you are a surprise packet. 60 00:02:39,120 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 2: Yeah. 61 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 1: And first of all, Laurie, by the way, he's seven 62 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,480 Speaker 1: foot Yeah, he's as big as a mountain. Yeah. Yeah, Yeah, 63 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 1: he's got tattoos all down him. He looks like a 64 00:02:49,639 --> 00:02:51,160 Speaker 1: UFC fighter. Yeah. 65 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 2: And I meant what I. 66 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,640 Speaker 1: Said at the end there, And we found out later 67 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:57,239 Speaker 1: on that he actually works with a lot of disadvantaged 68 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,560 Speaker 1: youth and a lot of kids that are struggling who 69 00:03:00,560 --> 00:03:03,040 Speaker 1: have come from traumatic households or whatever it is, and 70 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,120 Speaker 1: one of the big things they struggle with is empathy 71 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:09,640 Speaker 1: and controlling their emotions, and he uses sheep sharing to 72 00:03:09,840 --> 00:03:13,440 Speaker 1: teach them that other people and other things can feel 73 00:03:13,440 --> 00:03:15,600 Speaker 1: what they're feeling, and that's what the sheep was doing. 74 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 1: So the sheep was reacting whenever I was tensing up 75 00:03:17,919 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: or reacting, and I could sense that in the sheep. 76 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,240 Speaker 1: And then he went on to explain that's how I 77 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:25,239 Speaker 1: teach kids to empathize with other people and to learn 78 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,400 Speaker 1: that other people are reacting to your emotions. 79 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:28,960 Speaker 2: And I'll double down on that. 80 00:03:29,480 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: I did not like, not in a million years, that 81 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,399 Speaker 1: I expect that to be the lesson that I took 82 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:35,960 Speaker 1: away from shearing the sheep. 83 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:37,560 Speaker 4: It was extraordinary, it really was, and I. 84 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,160 Speaker 1: Think and I think that maybe that's just a nice 85 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:43,080 Speaker 1: little thing to say about, you know, the country in general, 86 00:03:43,280 --> 00:03:45,040 Speaker 1: and one of the best things about the country is 87 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,840 Speaker 1: it's often quite unsuspecting, and the people are unsuspecting and 88 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,560 Speaker 1: you're very quick to judge them because of the way 89 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: they talk or they hold themselves. 90 00:03:51,160 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 2: There's so much more depth there, and it. 91 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:54,720 Speaker 1: Was really one of the great experience, really one of 92 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,520 Speaker 1: the best experiences we've had in Chilaville, and one of 93 00:03:56,560 --> 00:03:57,440 Speaker 1: the best experiences I've. 94 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,080 Speaker 2: Had in a long time, full stop. 95 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 3: Yet to learn now, if the sheep can feel emotion, 96 00:04:02,120 --> 00:04:04,200 Speaker 3: then it felt love and intimacy for me because I 97 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 3: don't know what happened, but I got far too into it. 98 00:04:08,800 --> 00:04:11,400 Speaker 4: So we will play my efforts of shearing a sheep. 99 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,800 Speaker 1: But also we also always had to contact Peter when 100 00:04:13,800 --> 00:04:15,120 Speaker 1: you were trying to wrestle. 101 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:18,560 Speaker 3: The It was like love, but like aggressive love, and 102 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:19,760 Speaker 3: I had to think I was the dominant. 103 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,919 Speaker 4: But I'll let you go to sign up. 104 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:24,599 Speaker 1: Next, we are live from Charlaville at four double r 105 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: FM here Woods. We are really three hours away, nearly 106 00:04:29,080 --> 00:04:31,480 Speaker 1: from Rue Dude taking the stage tonight here in a 107 00:04:31,600 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: comedy debut. The audition tape to see if we can 108 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,920 Speaker 1: get her live at the Adelaide Fringe next week. 109 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 2: But before we get into that, given that we. 110 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 1: Are in Charliville, the heart of farming land here, you 111 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,880 Speaker 1: and I decided to take We got told we had 112 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:44,640 Speaker 1: to share a sheep. 113 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:48,120 Speaker 2: That was a rite of passage here in Charliville. And look, 114 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:49,240 Speaker 2: I think I went all right. 115 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:53,240 Speaker 1: We did have instruction from possibly the best sharer in 116 00:04:53,279 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 1: the country. I like, who holds a world record for 117 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 1: the fastest short shorn sheep. 118 00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 3: A seven foot bear of a man is in edibly gentle, 119 00:05:00,640 --> 00:05:03,800 Speaker 3: who is also a cop. Yeah, everyone doubles down with 120 00:05:03,839 --> 00:05:05,039 Speaker 3: their jobs. 121 00:05:06,560 --> 00:05:06,960 Speaker 4: Anyway. 122 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,120 Speaker 3: So it finished his shift being a police officer came 123 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:10,839 Speaker 3: down to a shear and she had helped his shear sheep. 124 00:05:10,880 --> 00:05:13,560 Speaker 3: You did a great job. Here is my attempt at 125 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:16,760 Speaker 3: cheering a sheep. And I mean it's hard to describe 126 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,960 Speaker 3: what actually was going on there, but there was aggression 127 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,800 Speaker 3: but also some intimacy and some love. 128 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,919 Speaker 1: I feel like I got, like, weirdly given that you 129 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,400 Speaker 1: are holding an animal, a weird insight into how you 130 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:28,240 Speaker 1: are in the bedroom. 131 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 4: Yeah, and now Australia is going to get that same insight. 132 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:35,880 Speaker 4: Have listen here we go on it a big one? 133 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:39,000 Speaker 2: Is this the big one? 134 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: Hair back, twist the head away from you. 135 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:43,719 Speaker 2: Nice words. 136 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:45,119 Speaker 4: Twist with me, baby? 137 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:46,320 Speaker 2: Do you need to be the boss? 138 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 4: Take control? 139 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 1: Baby? 140 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:49,040 Speaker 2: Twisted with me? 141 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:49,560 Speaker 4: Beautiful? 142 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 1: Thank you sir. Oh it's a bit warm minute and 143 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:54,840 Speaker 1: the vibrates a bit. 144 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 2: Are you ready? 145 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 3: Yeah matey? 146 00:05:56,680 --> 00:05:56,720 Speaker 1: What? 147 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:57,600 Speaker 2: Yeah? Mate? 148 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:57,960 Speaker 1: Oh? 149 00:05:58,160 --> 00:06:02,640 Speaker 2: Straight a sideboards? Oh what he's a natural. 150 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 1: Oh that feels so good if you're just joining this audio, 151 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:13,880 Speaker 1: he is shearing a sheet. Oh yeah, Oh. 152 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:17,760 Speaker 4: You enjoyed us too much and you're so satisfying. 153 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 2: How do you like that? Girl? 154 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:21,760 Speaker 4: Was it as good for you as it was for me? 155 00:06:22,279 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 1: Ah? 156 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:22,960 Speaker 2: Right, dude. 157 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: So we've been in Charliville for two days of our 158 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:28,000 Speaker 1: two things, which vibrated vigorously in our hand. 159 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:30,400 Speaker 2: I can't believe you've never showed a sheep. 160 00:06:30,560 --> 00:06:31,800 Speaker 4: Do you think we're naturally gifted? 161 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,000 Speaker 1: Absolut bloody lordely, I'd hire you tomorrow and put you 162 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,000 Speaker 1: in my shearing team. 163 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:39,400 Speaker 4: That's probably why you don't have a shearing team, I imagine. 164 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:42,640 Speaker 3: Have you ever thought about selling one of these shavers 165 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,839 Speaker 3: as a vibrator as well as a bit of a 166 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:46,360 Speaker 3: two for one you. 167 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 2: Mean a hand piece? Yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I could 168 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 2: think about that. 169 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,960 Speaker 4: I never thought of it before, but it might be 170 00:06:53,960 --> 00:07:00,920 Speaker 4: a good idea. Probably bring tears to him into Yeah, 171 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:03,360 Speaker 4: that was that was pretty confronting audio. To listen back 172 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:03,680 Speaker 4: to it. 173 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,320 Speaker 1: I think it was probably more confronting for your partner, Mim. 174 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that would have felt all too 175 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:10,720 Speaker 3: familiar for HM. 176 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,960 Speaker 4: Anyway, I think that's their Mim. 177 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:19,520 Speaker 3: I love you, you human being, you homo s. 178 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,080 Speaker 1: And you. 179 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:21,920 Speaker 2: Him. 180 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 3: More of the boys on the full Show podcast all 181 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 3: on the iHeartRadio a app. 182 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,320 Speaker 4: Oh where me get your podcast