WEBVTT - MINI: Knock Off

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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Time for knock Off Friday, where every Friday we ask

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<v Speaker 2>you what time are you knocking off today? And then

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<v Speaker 2>want is to highlight on this weekend one of the

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<v Speaker 2>things I need to get my youngest daughter to work

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<v Speaker 2>on this weekend. Perhaps you what I think about this, right,

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<v Speaker 2>my youngest daughter, you know her friends, we're the house

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<v Speaker 2>to hang out out because I think my wife and

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<v Speaker 2>I are quite laid back, which I don't think is

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<v Speaker 2>a compliment anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's always there's always their friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, but you live round at us, which I love.

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<v Speaker 2>I love being a good host and I like it

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<v Speaker 2>that they hang arounds and they're all really nice kids.

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<v Speaker 3>However, get this right, low, I just told them, don't

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<v Speaker 3>bother knocking. Now, you know, my mom and dad just

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<v Speaker 3>come in the door.

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<v Speaker 2>So the amount of time on the couch chilling out,

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<v Speaker 2>the suddenly there's someone in my house and oh, Christian, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and they just go, I think they're upstairs, and I

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<v Speaker 2>love it.

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<v Speaker 3>The end.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Sunday morning. My wife and I were have we

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<v Speaker 2>got the color in the kitchen?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>And then one of my friends walks in the kitchen goes, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>This is.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife goes, this could have got a lot more advanced, and.

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<v Speaker 4>We both know we both know that was not going

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<v Speaker 4>to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the first time I've heard that in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>twenty four years of marriage. Come on, it's not exaggerate.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the kitchen top's too messy. I know you get

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<v Speaker 2>about that. We known that kind of Sponsoraneity's into the

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<v Speaker 2>dishwasher first, then sponge. Oh Jackie boy, what are you

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<v Speaker 2>up to this weekend? What's the highlight for you?

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<v Speaker 3>You know?

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<v Speaker 4>What I'll be doing tonight is a second attempt at

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<v Speaker 4>building a fire at our place because last night, and

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<v Speaker 4>I blame this on bad firewood, I couldn't get the

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<v Speaker 4>fire going.

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<v Speaker 3>Was it damp? It must have been damp.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it was damp inside. So I bought the bags, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, the one. I won't say the shop, but

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<v Speaker 4>I got it from one of the big guys. Bought

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<v Speaker 4>the bags, brought him home. Was going to vibe out

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<v Speaker 4>the night because of the weather, and then I just

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<v Speaker 4>had to keep sitting there.

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<v Speaker 3>Blowing on the fire your firelighters. I went through kindling.

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<v Speaker 4>I went through pretty much a whole packet of those red.

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<v Speaker 3>Heads, twenty of those.

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<v Speaker 4>But I couldn't just get the kinddling.

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<v Speaker 2>What system are you using bigger logs at the base

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<v Speaker 2>or you're doing an inverse one with a big at

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<v Speaker 2>the top kindling.

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<v Speaker 3>At the bottoms.

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<v Speaker 4>I even go kindling at the bottom and don't even

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<v Speaker 4>put on my big logs yet. So I'm just trying

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<v Speaker 4>to get the.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I make a recommendation tonight? Someone taught me this

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<v Speaker 2>big logs at the bottom, kindling on top the upside

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<v Speaker 2>down from called the inverse five.

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<v Speaker 3>Try that.

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<v Speaker 2>It works so much quicker even with it burns down,

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<v Speaker 2>And well we should be to do it with damp works, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because you got the kindling.

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<v Speaker 3>The kindling.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter if it's a little bit damp, because

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<v Speaker 2>there's loads of it. You got that nest and I

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<v Speaker 2>put it in a kind of criss cross.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you. Just try.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't really work on the radio, but I'm doing

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<v Speaker 2>mine on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you Jack for reminding me.

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<v Speaker 2>Words really help in the morning. Why are you be

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<v Speaker 2>forty playing in two? His time around at mine?

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<v Speaker 3>So much confusion? Christian Connell's show podcast, Good Morning Veronica.

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<v Speaker 5>Good Morning Christian and seen.

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<v Speaker 4>How are we good?

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<v Speaker 3>We're going Veronica. What have you got going on this weekend?

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm knocking off at four thirty this afternoon, and

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<v Speaker 5>I'll be driving to Wangorata on Sunday to surprise my

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<v Speaker 5>mum for her sixty fifth birthday with a flight to Antarctica.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh wow, what are you taking her? To see the

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<v Speaker 3>Northern lights?

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<v Speaker 5>Southern Lights?

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<v Speaker 2>I forget where I am or seven times in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>So Mum knows nothing about this.

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<v Speaker 5>Mum knows nothing about this. Mum's had a big year.

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<v Speaker 5>So Mum's actually just bounced back from breast cancer, sort

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<v Speaker 5>of celebrate her a big year for her. My siblings

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<v Speaker 5>and myself chipped together and brought her a flight to

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<v Speaker 5>Antarctica on New Year's Eves.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, that would be incredible to see the New Year

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<v Speaker 3>in that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so come midnight she'll be flying over the Antarctic

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<v Speaker 5>having a look at all of England and all of

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<v Speaker 5>the ice down there.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, so are you going with her? Are you just

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<v Speaker 4>sending mama?

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<v Speaker 5>No, Mum's going on her own.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess the feeling that you don't want the older coming

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<v Speaker 2>around on New Year's Eve? Yeah, that's what I'm reading

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<v Speaker 2>between here you knows full half empty?

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<v Speaker 3>Yah, yes, so far away. See all those penguins. You

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<v Speaker 3>go down the road here in Melbourne and go and

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<v Speaker 3>see the penguin.

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<v Speaker 2>Braid the smoke, borrow Mama on the plane, Throw Mama

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<v Speaker 2>from the plane.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank god, thank god, she can swim.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Veronica, are you worried that you know you're calling us?

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<v Speaker 2>The word might get out and mum might find out

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<v Speaker 2>before Sunday.

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<v Speaker 5>But I haven't told your mum's name.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>There's lots of Veronicas in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, listen, good luck. I hope you have

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<v Speaker 2>a fantastic date Sunday with her as well. She loves

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<v Speaker 2>the surprise.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, all right, have a good weekend. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 3>ian Ian.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Hi, Patty, Jack and Christian. My daughters want

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<v Speaker 1>some tickets to the for a free haircut, and we're

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<v Speaker 1>riding from Cannley to ticket these haircuts.

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<v Speaker 3>You're riding any bikes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're riding our bikes. We'll go down from Cannley

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<v Speaker 1>to the punt at Yerville, then from Port Melbourne make

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<v Speaker 1>our way down beat Road and then into Oakley.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so lovely ride.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going a long way to get your haircut and

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<v Speaker 2>then back again, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh well it's qual any time together too, so that's

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<v Speaker 5>why we do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. And is it also you going that distance because

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<v Speaker 3>you've got the free haircuts?

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<v Speaker 5>Yep?

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<v Speaker 2>What's more and moortant the free haircut or you selling

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<v Speaker 2>it as quality time?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>I think we gree haircut. Yeah.

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