WEBVTT - FULL: Papa's Moodboard 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:04.280 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:09.440 It's five parmers on top of one another. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:12.639 I'm getting Sekert speaking to the belly, though he doesn't 0:00:12.640 --> 0:00:13.320 talk about. 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:17.280 The big sick mikes looking for into Christmas. 0:00:17.640 --> 0:00:20.880 Christian O'Connell show Gold one oh four point three. 0:00:21.680 --> 0:00:23.640 Hey, good morning two Steve Morning Gold on a four 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.920 point three. It's a Christian O'Connell's show. Good morning, Jack Post, 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.960 Good morning Christian. You're sounding better every day, Thank you. 0:00:30.000 --> 0:00:32.800 I'm getting stronger and stronger and stronger. Guys. I're going 0:00:32.840 --> 0:00:35.839 to try press ups today. Patsy in good morning. Good 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:39.559 morning Patsy. Please do not mention any more in your 0:00:39.640 --> 0:00:43.040 news ever again that we have apparently passed the peak 0:00:43.240 --> 0:00:47.360 of omi chron. Has Australia learnt nothing of these full 0:00:47.479 --> 0:00:50.240 storms that they've caused, that they've beaten it? It's all 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:52.919 on the turn. Don't need to worry about that anymore. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.200 Sheer be right? Why are you saying we've passed the 0:00:56.280 --> 0:01:00.960 peak of it? See Army chron you're in the rearview mirror. Well. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:03.960 The world health organizations reckons we might have as well. 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:08.720 Might's no we will all say when it's over. We 0:01:08.760 --> 0:01:12.039 can look around and go anyone's had it right, everyone's 0:01:12.040 --> 0:01:14.480 had it okay, right, it is officially over. 0:01:14.560 --> 0:01:16.760 We've pretty much been saying the same thing since April 0:01:16.840 --> 0:01:19.600 twenty twenty. We're only a month away. 0:01:19.360 --> 0:01:24.160 From being out of this. So yesterday evening, the last 0:01:24.560 --> 0:01:26.560 sort of couple of nights, it's just been me and 0:01:26.600 --> 0:01:30.080 the two teenagers. If you missed yesterday's show, we came 0:01:30.120 --> 0:01:32.440 back on air and I was saying, how the big 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:35.000 news in my house is that my mother in law, 0:01:35.080 --> 0:01:38.560 seventy six year old Jackie, came me for Christmas. Liked 0:01:38.600 --> 0:01:41.440 it so much. I mean, I think this is my 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:44.320 fourth summer since we moved here, the best summer we've 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:46.440 had since we've moved it. It's been an amazing summer. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:49.400 Another beautiful day. Yesterday she just decided she wouldn't go 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:52.880 back to England, where she has a house, a family, friends, 0:01:52.880 --> 0:01:55.400 She would just stay here and start a new life. 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.760 So and I'll be hearing that yesterday. People have been 0:01:57.800 --> 0:02:00.000 asking me, is that true about Christian's mother in law 0:02:00.080 --> 0:02:03.120 or is she staying like forever? She is right, She's 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:04.040 here now for good. 0:02:04.120 --> 0:02:06.640 She's taken out a rental on a place five minutes 0:02:06.680 --> 0:02:10.280 of us, right, and for a year she sold a 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.119 car over the phone. The house goes up for sale. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:14.760 I think it is that she's had for like, I 0:02:14.800 --> 0:02:19.720 don't know, forty years next week. Yeah, wow, it's huge, 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:21.520 isn't it really when you think about it, starting new 0:02:21.600 --> 0:02:24.680 life at seventy six. So they moved out last Tuesday. 0:02:24.760 --> 0:02:27.079 My wife moved in with her so that she couldn't 0:02:27.120 --> 0:02:29.080 get my COVID because I had it really bad. I 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.200 was at the peak of it. Of course, pahts, he's 0:02:31.240 --> 0:02:33.440 ready that we over the peak of it. I got 0:02:33.480 --> 0:02:35.640 it right, its peaking, you know, like an indie band 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:38.440 just before they come on that third bad album. And 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:41.720 so they moved out. They just fled, leaving me with 0:02:41.880 --> 0:02:46.120 COVID to uncaring teenagers. It's more extreing than Big Brother 0:02:46.160 --> 0:02:49.640 in a way, isn't it. He had COVID, they had teenagers. 0:02:49.840 --> 0:02:53.120 They didn't care. He was struggling anyway. So they've been 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:55.280 I've been sort of, you know, also looking after the 0:02:55.360 --> 0:02:57.640 teenagers and Patsy, you know what it's like this week, 0:02:57.960 --> 0:03:00.880 those last few days of the summer school hot here 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:06.079 they are. They're not they're pissy, they're fast delutional. Yeah, delusional, 0:03:06.120 --> 0:03:09.040 that's the word delusional. Yesterday I had right so all 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.720 weekend I was going to go back to school Thursday. 0:03:11.840 --> 0:03:13.799 So please can you tell me, you know there's any 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:15.800 homework you need out with? Right over the weekends, we've 0:03:15.840 --> 0:03:18.760 got time yesterd evening at nine o'clock, Studdy get handled 0:03:18.760 --> 0:03:21.640 a laptop and I went, what's this laptop? Don't work? 0:03:23.200 --> 0:03:25.160 I don't work in it. What do you want me 0:03:25.200 --> 0:03:25.799 to do with it? 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:26.800 You're the last person? 0:03:29.000 --> 0:03:32.040 Do you just give it to a chym I've seen 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.240 in Zoolander? What am I going to do? That laptop 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.240 don't work? This is the kid right A couple of 0:03:37.280 --> 0:03:39.680 months ago did the same thing, and I hired a 0:03:39.720 --> 0:03:41.720 guy to come round and pair it. He rang me 0:03:41.880 --> 0:03:44.720 within an hour. She's going, doesn't work, it's going really slowly. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:46.480 It's broken. Gon't get me a new one, went, it's 0:03:46.520 --> 0:03:48.480 only like two years old. You'll get a new laptop, 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.400 he goes. Your daughter has thirty two hours downloaded to 0:03:51.480 --> 0:03:59.400 us the hard drive of RuPaul's drag Race. What So 0:03:59.480 --> 0:04:02.120 I had all the going on last night and the 0:04:02.200 --> 0:04:04.840 last two days now, I've been sort of over the 0:04:04.840 --> 0:04:06.920 worst of it. So not as contagious. I've been sort 0:04:06.960 --> 0:04:08.560 of doing cooking for them. I said, look, let's not 0:04:08.600 --> 0:04:10.800 get uber eats every night. Okay, I will make dinner 0:04:10.800 --> 0:04:15.240 for us. And I was on a tear until last night, Saturday, Sunday. 0:04:15.320 --> 0:04:18.640 Great Males Today actually made a homemade chicken corner curry 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:21.280 from scratch on Sunday, and they liked it so much 0:04:21.640 --> 0:04:24.599 they had seconds at it for leftovers yesterday with jack potatoes. 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:26.880 Then I got cocky. I think I was like Icarus. 0:04:27.400 --> 0:04:30.520 I just reached too high. Yesterday, right i'd made some grilled, 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.160 some nice chicken, I thought, do you know what, I'm 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:36.000 gonna really do something different with the common salad. That 0:04:36.160 --> 0:04:38.160 sort of line is what someone like Jamie Honor would 0:04:38.160 --> 0:04:41.440 say to camera before doing actually genuinely something amazing with 0:04:41.480 --> 0:04:45.000 a salad, not some bozo like me. I'm actually gonna 0:04:45.040 --> 0:04:47.599 I'm gonna play a song. Then let's get the food, 0:04:47.640 --> 0:04:50.640 glorious food music. I've written down the step by step 0:04:50.680 --> 0:04:54.280 instructions to make I promise you this is the foulest 0:04:54.320 --> 0:04:57.080 thing I've ever tasted, and what those poor kids have 0:04:57.120 --> 0:05:01.400 had tasted it is the world's worst. I will share 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:04.000 the recipe some of you might want to make it today. 0:05:04.040 --> 0:05:06.080 Some of you might think, I'll come on, I don't 0:05:06.080 --> 0:05:09.760 think it's that bad. Please, I will go right down 0:05:09.800 --> 0:05:12.000 the step by stick constructions and all the ingredents you need. 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.599 Next right, go get a pen and paper. Try it today. 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:16.880 Is the found that actually rang their mum behind my 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:19.120 back going when you're moving back in, I think he's 0:05:19.120 --> 0:05:21.839 actually lost the plot. He's tried to kill us with 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:22.880 this foul salad. 0:05:23.400 --> 0:05:25.600 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:26.000 --> 0:05:28.080 Yeah, to all the other mums and dads that are 0:05:28.160 --> 0:05:32.120 struggling in the final yards of the school summer holidays, 0:05:32.120 --> 0:05:35.200 they are they just want to get back to school. Yesterday, Patsy, 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:38.480 they were like, well, what we're going to do today? 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:39.719 And I said, tell you what. 0:05:40.160 --> 0:05:44.680 God art supplies, Why don't the three of us make 0:05:44.720 --> 0:05:47.000 a mood board of what we'd make from this year? 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.680 They actually swapped off, so I thought they'd come back 0:05:50.760 --> 0:05:52.920 once they see what Pappa's doing with his mood board. 0:05:52.920 --> 0:05:55.560 They will come back. How or later they come back 0:05:55.560 --> 0:05:57.359 to see my They going that it looks like the 0:05:57.400 --> 0:05:59.599 sort of thing that the FBI raid in a serial 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.600 killers house. While they like black and white phocosos of 0:06:02.760 --> 0:06:05.880 rivals where their eyes cut out. And that's my mood board. 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:08.080 That is what I want from this year, all right. 0:06:08.320 --> 0:06:14.360 So yesterday I officially made the world's worst salad. Hopefully 0:06:14.400 --> 0:06:16.120 you've got ped and paper if you want to write 0:06:16.120 --> 0:06:18.760 down the ingredients. An hour did this play the music. 0:06:21.680 --> 0:06:25.000 For some reason, I thought that the salad needs to reinvent. This. 0:06:25.080 --> 0:06:28.800 Sound's so basic. Just leave it alone, Jack. 0:06:28.760 --> 0:06:33.120 It's too basic. It's too basic, Nike, keep bringing out 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:36.520 all these different trainers. Still, we've got trainers, all right. 0:06:36.600 --> 0:06:40.799 So first of all, you chop up finely chopped iceberg letters, 0:06:41.120 --> 0:06:45.200 chop up some beautiful roama tomatoes, then added some bean 0:06:45.279 --> 0:06:48.200 sprout so that it sounds with a nice glaze or dressing. 0:06:48.400 --> 0:06:50.719 That probably would have been enough as a nice, healthy 0:06:50.800 --> 0:06:51.400 side salad. 0:06:51.520 --> 0:06:52.320 So far, so good. 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:57.960 I then think inspiration like Einstein equals EMPC squared. Why 0:06:57.960 --> 0:07:00.360 don't I get some sausa, like an entire a jar 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:01.680 of it and tip it in. 0:07:02.120 --> 0:07:05.000 That's not so it anymore. Let's just start with lettuce 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:05.320 in it. 0:07:07.000 --> 0:07:10.480 Patsy, you said the right word. Slot, I aimed an 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:14.760 entire jar serin right, stirred it all up right, straight 0:07:14.760 --> 0:07:16.720 away from sort of think, hey, it doesn't look good, 0:07:16.760 --> 0:07:19.160 but I bet this is gonna taste amazing. I then 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.840 just think, hang on a minute, this needs tang. You 0:07:21.880 --> 0:07:24.000 guys know me as tang man. I'm obsessed with that 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:28.040 tang flavor, the essential qua that you need in any dish. 0:07:28.040 --> 0:07:30.720 So I thought I'll chuck in some blueberries to add. 0:07:32.640 --> 0:07:35.080 Oh no, it's gone to your here fever. 0:07:35.320 --> 0:07:37.520 I then think, do you know what this needs? Also 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:43.680 some crunch. I go and get some quat chips and 0:07:44.000 --> 0:07:45.400 put them in a tea towel and then get a 0:07:45.480 --> 0:07:47.520 rolling pin, roll them over teeth, you know, to really 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:50.720 break them up, tiple those in stir all that in 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:51.920 serve it up. 0:07:52.480 --> 0:07:55.640 You've done all the food. It's what's meant to be. 0:07:56.360 --> 0:07:58.080 Don't tell you, mum that you're not taking up all 0:07:58.200 --> 0:08:01.280 five food groups in side serving. 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:03.640 I think the idea with when Jamie Oliver, who you 0:08:03.680 --> 0:08:06.880 referenced before, spice is up a salad. It's something subtle 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:09.600 that you go, this is a cellar. I know what 0:08:09.880 --> 0:08:13.280 that is that maybe a heat of blueberry, not dumb 0:08:13.440 --> 0:08:15.080 blueberries in on the top of it. 0:08:15.360 --> 0:08:17.160 I wish I could have just I should have just 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:20.360 filmed them eating me because they still went, oh, as 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.080 they sort of saw it sort of fall out the 0:08:22.120 --> 0:08:25.240 bowl or so a salad shouldn't shouldn't come out like 0:08:25.280 --> 0:08:27.960 a volcano, where all this sort of went onto the 0:08:28.000 --> 0:08:31.640 plate in the gloopy liquid of the saucer. They were like, oh, 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:36.200 got whoa? What made it worse? Is lowest? My fifteen 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.720 year old had brought home a mate of hers to 0:08:38.720 --> 0:08:41.960 eat as well, and I'm thinking, oh God, why wasn't 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.240 she here yesterday the day before. You know, when you 0:08:44.280 --> 0:08:47.000 know this is this is just gonna taste foul. I'd 0:08:47.040 --> 0:08:52.679 had some and actually thought, oh, tastes so sharp. Straight 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:54.439 the away, they go, Dad, what is in this? I went, 0:08:54.440 --> 0:08:55.679 it's better if you just tried. 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:59.760 All of a sudden, the friends going, I feel sickness 0:08:59.760 --> 0:09:01.280 through a color. Can you drive me home? 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:06.400 I hate Earlier they try it and they're like, God 0:09:06.760 --> 0:09:10.480 that this is disgusting? Why is it all runny? Is 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:11.240 this sousa? 0:09:11.440 --> 0:09:11.480 No? 0:09:11.640 --> 0:09:14.520 Wait? What's the chewy stuff? There's corn chips? Why are 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:18.920 the blueberries randomly thrown in this? So anyway, that was 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.240 the world's worst salad. If you want to try it today, 0:09:21.280 --> 0:09:22.559 let me know how you get. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.920 On Christian Connor Show podcast. 0:09:25.400 --> 0:09:29.280 It is the last few days, mercifully of the summer 0:09:29.520 --> 0:09:33.319 school holidays. The final days are my friends, the longest 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:36.560 yards and Jack, you will have this. All these stages 0:09:36.600 --> 0:09:39.720 are becoming your way, Patsy. How's it going out your way? 0:09:39.920 --> 0:09:43.920 Oh man, it was really bad yesterday, Audrey. You're right. 0:09:44.000 --> 0:09:46.640 It's trying to find things to do that haven't been 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:50.679 done already. Like you've painted, you've done kraft Yesterday's. 0:09:50.160 --> 0:09:52.760 You've done the jay trips, you've gone to your museums, 0:09:52.800 --> 0:09:54.560 you've gone on your holiday, and that you've done all 0:09:54.559 --> 0:09:55.040 the tricks. 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.079 Yeah you can. You do what our parents just did 0:09:57.080 --> 0:09:59.040 with us and go outside and play and that was 0:09:59.080 --> 0:10:00.839 the end of it. You had to is your imagination? 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:02.960 Yeah that. Now they've probably got app to get me 0:10:03.040 --> 0:10:05.679 arrested for being a negligent parent. He just threw us 0:10:05.720 --> 0:10:08.439 out the house, so come back when it's night time. 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:09.720 Be done for neglect. 0:10:09.920 --> 0:10:11.840 Gave them a glass of milk. Can be on with 0:10:11.880 --> 0:10:13.280 it now. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:17.200 Yesterday Audrey wanted to get some water balloons. She wanted 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.079 to play with water balloons. She had normal balloons the 0:10:19.160 --> 0:10:19.960 other day and they. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:22.560 Were feel quite sad, actually, you're really not doing anything 0:10:22.600 --> 0:10:24.520 with her where she's just left to ask for mummy. Ken, 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:26.520 I have some water balloons. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:29.480 So anyway, we got some the smallest pack we could get. 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.240 There was a pack of two hundred, and. 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:40.080 I Costcoche two hundred water balloons and army have an 0:10:40.160 --> 0:10:41.600 actual kind of fight. 0:10:41.559 --> 0:10:45.559 In China to water balloons. No one has a need 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:46.240 for two. 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:51.040 Hundreds anyway, So her and Chris did that out the 0:10:51.040 --> 0:10:54.200 back while I went and had a sleep. I was 0:10:54.320 --> 0:10:55.520 just getting to so do you. 0:10:55.520 --> 0:10:57.679 Mean do you mean like people like throwing them from 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.480 the sort of windows out of people? 0:10:59.520 --> 0:10:59.679 Oh? 0:10:59.720 --> 0:11:03.000 No, Chris. It was like Chris was seeing like a 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:05.760 full on game of laser tag. It's like twelve year 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:11.040 old Chris came out and he was burdling the matter anywhere. 0:11:11.320 --> 0:11:13.840 Let's not forget this guy's well, he's got a lot 0:11:13.880 --> 0:11:14.640 of internal issues. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:18.800 At the moment he ate five, he's pumped up on protein. 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.960 That's the way he's throwing so hard the rock. 0:11:23.840 --> 0:11:27.240 I don't buy that. I mean rock hard stalks are 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:33.880 dropping off five farmers. They ate once. Is he firing 0:11:33.920 --> 0:11:34.319 the matter? 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:38.800 He's firing them at her like snowballs. But they were 0:11:39.320 --> 0:11:42.680 they were breaking like these weren't breaking as well. 0:11:42.800 --> 0:11:44.960 Remember that as a kid when the plastic was too 0:11:44.960 --> 0:11:46.240 strong that bounds off you and. 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:51.520 Anyway, So I scream and then she's crying. I thought, 0:11:51.600 --> 0:11:53.480 I'm gonna have to go outside and sort this out. 0:11:53.520 --> 0:11:54.720 It's like I've got two children. 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:56.440 Yeah, I mean you do when you hear the tears, pats, 0:11:56.480 --> 0:11:58.000 So you really do? You finished the way you said 0:11:58.040 --> 0:12:01.720 you have to go and sort this out, bloody girls. 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:03.760 It's a really good one as well. I'll come back 0:12:03.760 --> 0:12:05.360 to it. I'll probably start from the beginning. 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:08.280 Actually, So I go out and he's two for one 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:11.280 on his shoulder blade and he felt so bad. She's 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:15.400 got this big red welt on her that night she. 0:12:15.320 --> 0:12:16.679 Was facing the other directions. 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:21.160 Shut her in the back, come on with Geneva convention. 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:24.360 She's going back to score this week, my dad, or 0:12:24.440 --> 0:12:26.680 to balloon. Let's call the parents. 0:12:26.920 --> 0:12:29.120 It was like British Bulldog, and I said. 0:12:28.960 --> 0:12:33.200 Christy came up with a giant Mega eating five bombers. 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.560 Since you can't you doing this bulldog? 0:12:35.600 --> 0:12:37.080 They were, you're the same age. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.800 If I write down the British Bulldog and christ was 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:43.120 on the field, I'd walk. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:47.800 On Christian Connell's Show podcast. 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:51.480 Let's get into the first mashups of this year. We 0:12:51.520 --> 0:12:53.800 love doing these. Thank you very much to everyone that 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:56.960 sends these in so if you never heard the mashups, 0:12:57.400 --> 0:13:01.480 it's where these amazing geniuses online. They must spend hours 0:13:01.480 --> 0:13:04.040 seriously making them. Some of them are very very good 0:13:04.040 --> 0:13:07.400 and some of them are horrific. We love all of them. 0:13:08.080 --> 0:13:10.400 Sweet you do as you get two very different songs 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:13.680 and then they remix them together. Sometimes they work brilliantly. 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.440 One of our most recent favorite ones is this one. 0:13:16.480 --> 0:13:26.680 So it's Metallica enter sad Man. She got that full 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:29.600 on rock and roll with Huey Lewis and a banger 0:13:29.640 --> 0:13:32.000 from the eighties. We could all agree hip to be square. 0:13:35.360 --> 0:13:41.080 Jim put those together, Metallica and Huey Lewis, You've got 0:13:41.120 --> 0:13:48.720 hip to be sand Man. This is brilliant. I've actually 0:13:48.760 --> 0:13:51.560 got this on my Jim playlist chat. This is a 0:13:51.600 --> 0:13:58.839 great song banger. All right, let's see what you've got 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.960 for this year. Let's getting up. First, we have Listener Mark, 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:13.040 Private Eyes, Holder Notes, and then you've got Dreams by 0:14:13.240 --> 0:14:22.120 Fleetwood Mac. I'm trying to think whether this be any 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.000 good that when you mash these two together. You've got 0:14:24.040 --> 0:14:30.760 private dreams. Sounds creepy. 0:14:33.200 --> 0:14:33.880 What do you do teams? 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:34.280 You like it? 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:34.760 Yeah? 0:14:34.840 --> 0:14:36.880 Yeah, I wouldn't put it on the gym playlist, but 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:37.520 it's nice. 0:14:37.520 --> 0:14:41.800 I'm more than warm down. Uh. Todd Rooney, great name, 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:50.360 sounds like a seventies singer. Todd Rooney's got Mozart's Ronda. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:56.160 I've just seen what what's been mashed with Black Eyed 0:14:56.240 --> 0:14:59.360 Peas very similar, sort of high brown my humps. 0:14:59.480 --> 0:15:00.240 What you going do? 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:02.760 Jump junk side? 0:15:04.720 --> 0:15:06.600 You jump gets you love junk. 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:11.600 On Mozart meet my humps together. You've got Mozart's humps. 0:15:12.080 --> 0:15:17.960 Let's have a listen jump junky side. This is like 0:15:18.880 --> 0:15:27.640 graffitiing Mona Lisa, Isn't it? 0:15:27.880 --> 0:15:28.920 That works so well? 0:15:29.280 --> 0:15:30.560 That's one of the best ones you've ever done. We 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:33.400 should all be very proud that we shared that. Saddy's 0:15:33.440 --> 0:15:43.400 got Wham. Wake me up before you go go? So wow, 0:15:43.480 --> 0:15:45.320 wake me up before you go go? With Panic at 0:15:45.320 --> 0:15:55.680 the Disco. I write sins, not tragedies. People closing Wham 0:15:56.160 --> 0:15:58.080 plus panic at the disco, You've got to wake me 0:15:58.160 --> 0:16:04.440 up before you sin. Let's have a listen song Now 0:16:07.040 --> 0:16:16.880 this works? Yes, yeah, I like that one as well. 0:16:16.880 --> 0:16:19.320 That and Mozart's Hums. And then finally this morning we 0:16:19.360 --> 0:16:22.120 got a j Baby Got Back by Sir, mix a 0:16:22.160 --> 0:16:32.840 lot like Big Seminal and another great song, much loved 0:16:33.200 --> 0:16:35.720 first mention of it. Actually this year on the show, 0:16:35.800 --> 0:16:37.720 I think we mentioned it more than any other song. 0:16:38.120 --> 0:16:47.840 It's back for twenty twenty two. Bobby Girl, Let's go party. 0:16:48.160 --> 0:16:51.560 By the way, talking about this song, color we together. 0:16:51.560 --> 0:16:55.400 There's a big UFC fight and Twoey fassa big heavyweight guy, 0:16:56.240 --> 0:16:57.880 came out to this and he won. 0:16:58.080 --> 0:16:58.800 You wouldn't lose. 0:16:59.360 --> 0:17:01.360 You can't think it was Joe Rogan who was ever 0:17:01.400 --> 0:17:04.360 doing the post fight interview. So why did you come 0:17:04.400 --> 0:17:09.880 out to Aqua? It's such not a UFC song? He goes, 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:13.480 I'm just a Barbie Girl. All right, let's you got 0:17:13.720 --> 0:17:16.600 some mix a lot with Aqua and Barbie Girl. You've 0:17:16.600 --> 0:17:25.639 got Barbie Got Back. I like, this is so of 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:28.040 crap you get on Fox that they actually think is 0:17:28.080 --> 0:17:33.399 a song. I felt sick. Guys, I'm turning into a 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.760 fife and fam and I do not like it. All right, 0:17:35.760 --> 0:17:37.280 thank you very much for all your mash up. So 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:39.119 when you hear them and you want us to play them, 0:17:39.160 --> 0:17:41.760 send them in to me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:42.720 com dot au. 0:17:44.080 --> 0:17:47.520 This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:17:47.760 --> 0:17:50.359 Today there's a great new documentary comes out. So many 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:53.560 brilliant sports documentaries around at the moment over the last 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:55.879 couple of years. They're like their own kind of genre. Now. 0:17:55.960 --> 0:17:58.320 The great thing about the really good ones is you 0:17:58.359 --> 0:18:01.080 didn't You don't even need to be a a megafan 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.879 of that sport, Like even if you weren't into basketball. 0:18:04.240 --> 0:18:07.399 The Michael Jordan documentary is incredible. Same with like the 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:09.960 Center ones. There are so many where you will sit 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:12.159 down and go, I'm not really, this isn't my sport, 0:18:12.680 --> 0:18:14.680 and then they just draw you in because it's about 0:18:14.680 --> 0:18:17.679 people and us anyway. So my point is that today 0:18:17.720 --> 0:18:20.280 on Amazon Prime, big new documentary. It's an hour and 0:18:20.320 --> 0:18:24.320 a half. It's about Shane Warn. It's simply called Shane 0:18:25.200 --> 0:18:28.240 No excera refor he is that kind of world fame 0:18:28.280 --> 0:18:32.719 where you can it's like Beyonce Shane Warn. It's a 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:34.680 great ou and half. I watched it over the weekend. 0:18:34.760 --> 0:18:36.320 I loved it. It was a lot more than I 0:18:36.359 --> 0:18:38.520 thought it was going to be and we've got a 0:18:38.520 --> 0:18:40.199 great chat that you can hear at eight o'clock with him. 0:18:40.240 --> 0:18:42.920 He's on great form. It goes all over the chat. 0:18:43.000 --> 0:18:45.640 I all the best chats on the show. I got 0:18:45.680 --> 0:18:49.840 into talking about first cars because there's a bit in 0:18:49.880 --> 0:18:52.600 the documentary where I just clocked him with a car 0:18:52.600 --> 0:18:55.199 and I wasn't sure if it was his first one. 0:18:55.480 --> 0:18:57.160 Here's Shane WARN's first car. 0:18:57.520 --> 0:19:03.720 My first car was a Ford Cortina TC Cortina. Then 0:19:03.760 --> 0:19:05.840 I had a Valiant Pacer and had a big black 0:19:05.880 --> 0:19:07.040 stripe down and I went on. 0:19:07.680 --> 0:19:10.119 I remember see boy races we used to call them 0:19:10.119 --> 0:19:12.680 in the eighties, sort of like thugs like Shane would 0:19:12.680 --> 0:19:15.040 have been back then, some big old lunk. They used 0:19:15.080 --> 0:19:17.119 to put the de remember pantcy When cars would have 0:19:17.160 --> 0:19:19.320 they would put a stripe down the side of it 0:19:19.920 --> 0:19:22.440 right to somehow make it look even faster. 0:19:23.040 --> 0:19:25.199 The racing stripe is dying out, isn't it is? 0:19:25.200 --> 0:19:27.200 Isn't it? And it were actually called they were absl 0:19:27.359 --> 0:19:30.919 as go faster stripes. And I think some people like 0:19:31.200 --> 0:19:35.600 Shane Warn believe that the addition of a stripe or 0:19:35.680 --> 0:19:41.200 somehow hading extra I don't know. Erow dynamics or coefficient track. 0:19:41.400 --> 0:19:44.520 Cuts through the air more than a normal pageob would. 0:19:44.840 --> 0:19:48.119 I wonder if like airplanes off the eighties and go 0:19:48.280 --> 0:19:52.440 faster stripes, try and get to foreign countries. Quicker, Jackie boy? 0:19:52.520 --> 0:19:53.520 What was your first car? 0:19:53.840 --> 0:19:56.000 Oh? When I got my first car was already over 0:19:56.040 --> 0:20:01.200 twenty years old, the Toyota Corona oh Man Classic car Corolla, 0:20:01.560 --> 0:20:05.919 and it had the front door was permanently locked, couldn't unlock. 0:20:05.960 --> 0:20:11.040 It had to get in through the passenger side, and 0:20:11.080 --> 0:20:13.560 every time I had to clamber over the passenger seat 0:20:13.680 --> 0:20:15.719 and he would break down so often. 0:20:15.760 --> 0:20:18.000 And I don't you think it's a right of passage 0:20:18.040 --> 0:20:21.480 right where your first car? You know, it should be 0:20:21.520 --> 0:20:23.359 some sort of crap box on whells. 0:20:23.440 --> 0:20:25.399 It was hardly ever parked outside my house because it 0:20:25.400 --> 0:20:28.720 had broken down somewhere, you know, in various places over 0:20:28.760 --> 0:20:32.040 the city. Someone helped push me outside the IMAX one. 0:20:32.119 --> 0:20:34.359 Someone helped push me to the side of the road, 0:20:34.600 --> 0:20:36.200 and then I had to leave a note on it saying, 0:20:36.240 --> 0:20:38.480 please don't give me a ticket, this car's broken down. 0:20:38.560 --> 0:20:39.400 It was there for a week. 0:20:39.880 --> 0:20:41.560 Do you think so they actually felt sorry for you? 0:20:41.560 --> 0:20:42.960 I bet they were look at it going I couldn't 0:20:42.960 --> 0:20:44.640 even step to the corona. 0:20:45.160 --> 0:20:47.200 Wow, we cannot find this man. 0:20:48.520 --> 0:20:51.760 In fact, let's have a wet round upgrade. 0:20:51.880 --> 0:20:53.640 I got back and there was a twenty tucked under 0:20:53.680 --> 0:20:54.679 the windscreen wiper. 0:20:56.480 --> 0:20:58.080