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Speaker 1: This is jam Nay san Were jonesy Lander.

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Speaker 2: Gets My Goolies in Living Memory. Since we've been doing

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Speaker 2: Gets My Goolies since one two thousand and five, I've

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Speaker 2: never seen such a great prize as the prize that

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Speaker 2: we're offering.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a great prize for our favorite goolie of

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Speaker 3: the year, twenty thousand dollars cash and a year supply

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Speaker 3: of chocolate from Daryl Lee.

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Speaker 1: Now, if you are listening at this time of the.

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Speaker 3: Day, you may not always hear goolies. We have a

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Speaker 3: segment called gets My Gooolies where you can find a hotline.

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Speaker 3: The number is nine oh six one seven, nine eighty four.

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Speaker 3: So anytime a gooley assaults you or you feel something

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Speaker 3: you want to vent, do it with us because you

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Speaker 3: could win that fabulous prize. You can complain about anything.

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Speaker 2: Anything you want.

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Speaker 1: Here's one, just randomly from throughout.

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Speaker 4: The year My Goolies is bras. It doesn't matter if

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Speaker 4: you belong to the Itty Bitty Titty Committee or the

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Speaker 4: Bedrop Boulders. When you buy a bra, you have to

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Speaker 4: go out and buy bra extenders because they don't sit

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Speaker 4: around your back. I belong to the Boulders, and I

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Speaker 4: have to put three hawks on my brow for it

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Speaker 4: to fit around the back. So it would be like

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Speaker 4: men buying andies with no pockets in the front for

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Speaker 4: your nuts.

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Speaker 1: That's a fair point, Is that what that's for at

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Speaker 1: the front.

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Speaker 2: That's a little patchy bit, Yeah for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. All of them have pouches.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, some more than others. Yeah, but it's all there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's all They've got those new ones. Now you see

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Speaker 2: those ones, they're like big trunks. I don't like the

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Speaker 2: trunk ones. You know, they stop your legs rubbing together.

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Speaker 3: Oh, just like like firm boxer shorts cotton.

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Speaker 2: They're like bike shorts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And.

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Speaker 2: There's like a panel in between the whole thing to

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Speaker 2: stop it from you.

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Speaker 1: Rubbing, right, and.

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Speaker 3: It still allows you to go to the toilet. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: of course does that having to take them off? They're

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Speaker 3: going to take them off for number ones?

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't have them, but yeah, i'd imagine.

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Speaker 1: So there's not a what do you call.

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Speaker 2: It, a little slitty thing?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, he's not one of those.

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Speaker 2: I don't think any of these have those anymore, don't

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Speaker 2: They are used to in the old days, the old

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Speaker 2: wife front say that's why they were a wife friend.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember that they had because part of that

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Speaker 2: was a fly, but no one ever used it because

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Speaker 2: you just pulled down the waist.

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Speaker 1: So what now you pull your pants down? No, not

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Speaker 1: like a kid at the trough.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why you're so confused about this.

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Speaker 1: Well, wouldn't it be weirder if I wasn't. I don't

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Speaker 1: know how it works. No, I guess no would I.

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Speaker 1: But that's what a gooolie is. You can complain about anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe the wife front's not being functional anymore.

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Speaker 1: All of that nine oh six one seven, nine eighty four.

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Speaker 3: Write it down and keep it safe, because you could

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Speaker 3: win twenty thousand dollars cash and a year supply of

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Speaker 3: chocolate from darrel Le