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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning, you're.

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Speaker 2: About to hear our podcast, but you know you can

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Speaker 2: get it on the iHeartRadio app carry on.

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Speaker 3: One O one point us f M. Good morning star Shine.

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Speaker 2: Right now, a by the miracle of recording, we're going

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Speaker 2: to go to a recent Sunday morning service in the

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Speaker 2: which too precious little.

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Speaker 3: Girl were sending.

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Speaker 4: In a dungeon somewhere in.

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Speaker 3: Miss Killer Amanda Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline. I've heard them describe him

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Speaker 2: as a drunken idiot.

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Speaker 5: Wrap he's pulling off, he says to me Jones personal friend.

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Speaker 6: It means let's start wearing lipsticks, wiggles.

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Speaker 7: Congratulations, we're the radio right now. Josie and Amanda, you're

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Speaker 7: doing a great job.

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Speaker 8: The legendary pirate Jersey, Amanda, the.

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Speaker 4: Actress jos and Amanda.

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Speaker 8: Those are names that you would never forget.

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Speaker 9: I think when those two go, I'm lady if ivery curious.

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Speaker 10: Boy escalated quickly.

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Speaker 2: No apology could ever compensate Ananda for what happened that night.

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Speaker 11: It could be for anyone but your Selfie, Giant Brendan,

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Speaker 11: what have you done? A really good pooh were man?

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Speaker 8: You want to be in this job.

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Speaker 5: I am a self sourcing pudding, but it will remain

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Speaker 5: the mystery of the ages.

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Speaker 3: Shoe Timy Holes. We're on the air well top of

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Speaker 3: the morning. To you, my little orange shirted friend.

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Speaker 1: I haven't joined the rush niche it's just a shirt

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Speaker 1: that's orange.

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Speaker 3: It's very nice.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. Have a look at this confetti still strewn

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Speaker 1: around us.

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Speaker 3: Judi writers from yesterday's victory.

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Speaker 1: Oh detritus. It's a nice word, isn't it. Actually it

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Speaker 1: was Elsa from Richmond. It wasn't detritus. She won one

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Speaker 1: hundred thousand dollars. We tried to lure her to risk that,

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Speaker 1: to go for ten million. No, she said, I take

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Speaker 2: What a conversation yesterday with people who would just come

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Speaker 3: That said, Jones, you know, why didn't you go with

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Speaker 3: that ten million dollar thing? I would have gone with

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, no, it's easy for people to say.

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Speaker 2: Easy, you've got a one in one thousand chance and

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Speaker 2: you're risking one hundred thousand, okay.

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Speaker 3: And then I had a good chat with the guy.

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Speaker 3: I said, if it was ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: No, still even for ten thousand dollars, they said, ten

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Speaker 2: thousand dollars would you risk it?

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Speaker 3: So comes down to how much money.

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Speaker 1: Would you do? You what I reckon? One thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars? That changes your week?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd do it for a thousand bucks, A thousand bucks.

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Speaker 2: I would gamble that. That's that's my limiting game.

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Speaker 1: Okay, well five thousand, No, five thousand dollars for ten million, yeah,

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Speaker 1: for one and a thousand chance at ten million, I

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Speaker 1: would keep the money. Yeah, but one hundred thousands.

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Speaker 3: Life, she'd gamble. That is.

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Speaker 1: Elsa said her daughter's living in England. They're going to

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Speaker 1: go and visit her. But before that they fly their

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Speaker 1: daughter out for Christmas. You know, she's got lots of things,

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Speaker 3: That It's wonderful.

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Speaker 1: That's what it is, isn't it horandful? And I made

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Speaker 1: it here today. I took the short cut. Yesterday someone

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Speaker 3: I got lost someone who so they might have just

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Speaker 1: Well, I took that shortcut to see what everyone's banging

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Speaker 1: on about because other people going always go that way. Well,

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Speaker 1: I went that way today and I got here. I

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Speaker 1: I think I've tires. And I didn't realize there was

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Speaker 3: Maybe it's told me get you a driver.

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Speaker 1: Like driving miss Daisy.

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Speaker 3: Okay, what do you think?

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Speaker 1: And I'll wear gloves and sit in the back.

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Speaker 3: Lady. Yeah, well, yes, I was.

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Speaker 2: Of Lady Penelope and Parker from Thunderbirds.

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Speaker 3: Maybe, oh my lady, here you go again? Or Parker.

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Speaker 1: You know, I was hiding for something more real than

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Speaker 1: a puppet. It depends where he puts his hand where

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Speaker 1: all the strings are. There's no hands. It was strings.

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Speaker 3: It's all strings. Strings.

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Speaker 2: In the sixty well, the muppet said sticks, do you

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Speaker 3: In personality?

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Speaker 1: It's visual?

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Speaker 3: I come on, and we got web gar. That just

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Speaker 1: Can't do the boys?

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Speaker 3: Can you do that at a school show?

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Speaker 1: Yes? I know, I know some girls saying I did that,

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Speaker 1: And I put some sticks attached to my hands so

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Speaker 1: it looked like someone was controlling The Muppet Look at

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Speaker 1: You Now Love the Muppet Now.

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Speaker 3: Action packed show. Today we're going to Kathy Letts Swinging byes.

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Speaker 1: Here Fabulous and Magnificent seven. Here's question number one?

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Speaker 3: What is it?

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Speaker 1: According to the saying, if you snooze you what you what?

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Speaker 1: Ads does not get a substantial nights sleep? If you

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Speaker 1: snooze you what?

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Speaker 2: Thirteen WSFM? Why don't you call us? Play the mag seven?

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Speaker 2: It's seven past six ws What I want for seven WSFM?

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Speaker 2: However it's Jonesy no matta thanks to McDonald Jones homes,

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Speaker 2: possible smoke and Haye. Twenty seven degrees in the city

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Speaker 2: thirty three in our west. Right now it's seventeen degrees.

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Speaker 2: It's eleven past six. We have the Magnificent seven. There

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Speaker 2: seven questions?

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Speaker 3: Could you go all the way and answer all seven

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Speaker 3: questions correctly?

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Speaker 1: Ian is in men I this morning, Halloween.

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Speaker 4: Good morning? How are you very well?

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Speaker 1: Let's even get you all the way through here. According

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Speaker 1: to the saying, if you snooze, you what lose? Correct?

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Speaker 2: It takes a lot to get it in Before Ian,

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Speaker 2: I was just trying to think of something what I

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Speaker 2: don't know?

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Speaker 3: It's lost interest in myself let's play cover me, cover me,

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Speaker 3: all that in common?

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Speaker 4: I got your cover bos.

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Speaker 3: This is a cover of what songe so love you

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Speaker 3: the mis Now I'm gone to but thingsango.

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Speaker 1: Run so worse than the original. That's saying something run

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Speaker 1: from you. Do you know the song?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm crap at least so I don't know that one.

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Speaker 10: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: And what I was going to say is you got

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Speaker 2: to get up early to catch out Ian but then

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Speaker 2: he's come on start.

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Speaker 1: The words all didn't come out.

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Speaker 3: I know. It's one of those things.

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Speaker 1: You know you're on the radio. Yes, I do, thank

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Speaker 1: you And in Hammondville Halloween.

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Speaker 4: Oh, good morning, Amanda.

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Speaker 1: We're going to have to listen to this again. See

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Speaker 1: you so love there.

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Speaker 11: Now I'm going to.

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Speaker 1: Things and go run So okay, that's enough. Do you

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Speaker 1: know the song.

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Speaker 3: Love is it? Yes?

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Speaker 11: It is.

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Speaker 2: I've gotta get early to catch an out, that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: What does the D in PDF stand for? It always bugs.

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Speaker 2: Meble something when you're sending a document and I said,

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Speaker 2: can you send it in pd F and not his word?

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Speaker 3: And bugs the hell out him because they're going to

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Speaker 3: go into That's when.

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Speaker 2: I go, Holly, go and do it any ideas.

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Speaker 1: The D and PDF it's yeah digital, No, you've gone

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Speaker 3: I gave away a pretty big, substantial cause.

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Speaker 1: And a clue. You just said the word by mistake.

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Speaker 1: The D and PDF it's portable something format. What's the D.

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Speaker 2: You got to get up early to catch that. Jones Yeah,

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Speaker 2: thirteen WSFM. It's fourteen past six one at what pointsn WSFM?

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Speaker 3: Hello there, it's Jonesy. No matter.

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Speaker 2: You can always listen to us on the free iHeartRadio app.

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Speaker 2: Wherever you go in the world. Heading for a top

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Speaker 2: of twenty seven degrees in the city thirty three in

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Speaker 3: There's a possible smoke case around. You get some smoke.

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Speaker 1: I could smell it all the way into work. I

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Speaker 1: could smell smoke. Is that a burnoff?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well they've got the big fires going on over

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Speaker 1: It's if it's a bit out of control, out of

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Speaker 2: In the media to talk about how dry the conditions are,

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Speaker 2: because then some whack job will go and get a

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Speaker 1: But if we don't say it's dry, people won't take

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Speaker 3: Well, which one do you want? You know, I'd like

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Speaker 3: people to take care they're lighter.

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Speaker 1: No, but they're going to do that either way.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, we're under the Magnificent seven and we're into question

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Speaker 3: number three.

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Speaker 1: It's going to Tiffany and Glenn Moore. High Tiffany, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what does the D and PDF stand for?

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Speaker 7: Is it docular?

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Speaker 3: It is?

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Speaker 2: Which country is the world's biggest producer of b at Tiffany,

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Speaker 2: this is multiple choices that A USA.

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Speaker 3: B CHAINA or C Germany.

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Speaker 8: Beer or ber Yeah or USA?

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Speaker 3: No, it's not.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, Charleston is encourage on color? Charleston?

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Speaker 4: Hey, here you going guys very well?

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Speaker 3: Will we know it's not name Charleston? Did you ever

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Speaker 3: do the Charleston Charleston?

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Speaker 1: No, I can't.

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Speaker 2: I have one.

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Speaker 1: Do you ever do the Brendan? Brendan? What a relief?

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Speaker 3: But the Charleston is a well known dance from the twenties.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I don't remember it personally.

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Speaker 3: No, I do know my problem on the dancing Chow.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't do the Charleston.

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Speaker 2: That's not the only thing you can do the Charleston.

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Speaker 2: I can, and Charleston, you've never attempted it.

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Speaker 6: I have not.

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Speaker 3: Have you been curious about even doing it? What there's

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Speaker 3: a dance named after it?

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Speaker 1: Not a dance named after Charleston.

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Speaker 3: It's a Charleston.

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Speaker 1: I don't think Charles. How old are you, Charleston?

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Speaker 4: I am twenty one.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what twenty one year old's going to have done? Charleston.

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Speaker 3: It's like you know that in Mighty Python smoked too much.

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Speaker 1: And the guy cut down a bit.

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Speaker 3: And he says, what do you mean so you smoke

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Speaker 3: too much?

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Speaker 3: You know that with some authority?

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Speaker 3: Which Asian lamb, which is also the name of a fruit. Charleston,

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Speaker 3: That would be the Eagle Whatton. So I'm doing the

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Speaker 2: Congratulations you won the jam pack inside jb'll reflect Contour

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: Guys, you are welcome much.

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Speaker 3: It'll be back again tomorrow at the Magnificent seven.

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Speaker 1: Shame, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: What do you say?

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Speaker 1: Nothing?

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Speaker 2: Thirty four past six one on one point seven WSF.

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Speaker 3: Coming through the Jerlmanac, our Big Book of Musical Facts.

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Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty two, Men at Work went to number

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Speaker 2: Cole's a well known guitarist and you rarely saw him

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Speaker 2: His father owned a music store, and growing up, Colin

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Speaker 3: Seriously. It was in Crenula because she was close to the.

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Speaker 2: Okay, she didn't do it all the time, She did

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Speaker 2: I would have been about six, and I just remember

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Speaker 3: I just remember that.

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Speaker 3: It's real, it's not sexual.

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Speaker 2: I was six, but it was just she was She

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Speaker 3: And that's stay with me forever.

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Speaker 1: Did the piano stay with you forever?

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Speaker 3: No, no bikinis? Did it went?

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Speaker 1: Your brain was only big enough for one of those

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Speaker 2: It's twenty two to seven WSP one on one point

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Speaker 3: Hello there, it's jerzy amount.

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Speaker 2: Of possible smoke and Hayes twenty six degrees in the

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Speaker 3: Right now it is seventeen degrees. It is seventeen to seven.

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Speaker 1: A couple of years ago. Now, I brought something very interesting,

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Speaker 2: A name what it was, because you haven't brought much

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Speaker 1: Will well, that's I disagree. But do you remember when

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Speaker 1: I compared the voices of politicians and people in popular

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Speaker 1: the information of the House. I have determined that there

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Speaker 2: One word to say to you, Kim, pump, pump and pilates.

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Speaker 1: Your bedroom is now my exercise room. I do not

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Speaker 3: Don't you think it's uncanny? You're right? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: I've got another one.

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Speaker 3: Really, so I have another? Are you because that you

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Speaker 1: I'll start with the famous person this or you know

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Speaker 5: Dishes that are disasters, and quite frankly, that is disgusting,

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Speaker 3: That's Matt presst to hamming it up much.

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Speaker 1: Have a listen to this guy.

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Speaker 5: Obviously very very humble, Burwier proud to be offered this,

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Speaker 5: this chance. I think Trees have made a wonderful spechre

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Boris John Boris Johnson sounds like Matt Preston. He's

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Speaker 3: So it starts with a cheap cut of meat. This

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Speaker 1: Here's Boris.

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Speaker 5: Look, I cannot swear that I've always observed a top

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna Kenny, he's mad.

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Speaker 3: Pink suit. Everyone went, you can't wear a pink suit.

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Speaker 3: That men don't wear pink suit. Boris cannot sell bananas

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Speaker 3: in bunches of lord.

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Speaker 5: Bananas with abnormal curvature of the fingers unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: So in ten years time, I'll bring you another one.

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Speaker 1: Clive Palmer sounds exactly like nanea mus screw.

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Speaker 2: I'll diarize that. It's sixteen to seven. I've got an

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Speaker 2: amazing tale. I think it's one of the chances coming

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Speaker 2: out for you next.

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Speaker 3: You like one of the chances.

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Speaker 1: You've pre sold it.

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Speaker 3: Well, it was just a good one of the chances.

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Speaker 1: One of the chances I might be slightly interested.

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Speaker 2: Ten thousand dollars with head jam. We'll have that for

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Speaker 2: you at seven o'clock as well as sixty to seven.

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Speaker 1: Do you think you realize you talked like this?

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Speaker 2: It's like watch hearing balloons punch into each other one

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Speaker 3: That's not to say we don't like it. I like

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Speaker 3: Donald Lewis. That's a nice song.

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Speaker 1: It's a pretty So she had other songs.

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Speaker 3: She had another one, she had another one. I thought

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Speaker 3: it was called Run to the Hills? Was it run?

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Speaker 2: She's hello, It's Jersey demanded possible smoke and Hayes twenty

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Speaker 2: seven degrees in the city, thirty three in our west

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Speaker 2: right now it's seventeen degrees, it's seventy seven.

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Speaker 3: Can I tell you a story? What are the chances

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Speaker 3: happened to me just recently?

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Speaker 1: I love these these sort of extreme coincidences.

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Speaker 3: So my fish pond at home as a leak, and

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Speaker 3: I've got to fix.

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Speaker 1: And it's for people who are picturing a small fish

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Speaker 1: your house is so huge. You didn't know you had

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Speaker 1: Am I right, am I right? Look, let's keep the

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Speaker 1: story going. Let's keep going.

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Speaker 2: Let's not get bogged down fish all right, lapse and

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Speaker 2: we're we're in you know, we're heading to water to

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Speaker 1: Ace what's wrong with it.

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Speaker 3: It's got a leak, it's got a leg. It's not

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Speaker 3: a bad leak, but it's a leak. Okay.

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Speaker 2: So what I'm doing is I've got to rehouse the

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Speaker 3: These fish have been there for a long.

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Speaker 1: Long time, marlin. Aren't they you know?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: What are they? What are they? Cap?

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Speaker 3: They're KOI KOI quite shy.

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Speaker 1: So shy. Come on, guys, I don't want I don't know.

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Speaker 3: They've been there.

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Speaker 2: Apparently, according to my neighbor Greg, they've been there for

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Speaker 3: So I don't want to kill No. I don't want

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Speaker 2: So I need another place to house the fish. This

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Speaker 2: is where the what are the chances?

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Speaker 3: Comes in. My nephew is doing a movie.

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Speaker 2: He's a budding film director, so he's making a movie

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Speaker 3: So he backs a van down my driveway and him his.

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Speaker 1: Little UNI makes they're filming at your place.

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Speaker 3: They're filming at my place.

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Speaker 2: They spring out of the van and open it.

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Speaker 3: There's a fish tank inside the back of the van,

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Speaker 3: And I said, what are you fellows doing with that,

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Speaker 3: and they said, well, we need it for our movie

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Speaker 1: Where were they going to put it.

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Speaker 3: Well they were going to it doesn't matter where they're

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Speaker 3: going to put it. Your boat shit, keep the story focused.

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Speaker 2: So anyway, I said, wow, you know I need a

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Speaker 2: It's got to crack in it. And I said, what's

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Speaker 2: a leaks? Is not badly it weeps, but you can't

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Speaker 2: put in your house. You don't have a weeping fish

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Speaker 2: tang in your house. So so yesterday I said, this

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Speaker 2: fish tang, it doesn't leak at all. So where have

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Speaker 2: you put that around the side of my house?

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Speaker 1: And so you're going to move the fish from one

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Speaker 3: Very good. What are the chances? That's what are the chances?

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Speaker 1: I'm a little disappointed.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean?

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Speaker 1: What are the chances? Is usually a story of extreme coincidence,

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Speaker 1: You just had a lucky happenstance. Your example is like

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Speaker 1: I didn't bring lunch today, but the boss was putting

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Speaker 1: on some food in the boardroom. That's hardly what of

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Speaker 1: the gesues is that happening? It's a bit like luster,

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Speaker 1: you know, when does this happen?

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Speaker 2: Well, now you're judging me or what I talk about

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Speaker 2: on it story.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I needed a fish tank.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and my nephew, unbeknownst to me, is making a

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Speaker 2: movie about fish.

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Speaker 3: I didn't know what he was doing. Brings a tank grant.

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Speaker 1: I'll give to you that it was a lucky coincidence.

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Speaker 1: It's a lucky coincidence. It's like it's like debating with

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Speaker 1: Alanis Morrisset whether it's it's not an irony, it's just

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Speaker 1: bad luck.

455
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Speaker 2: Like I'm on one of those talent shows. I've done

456
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Speaker 2: a routine and you're sitting now you're judging me.

457
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Speaker 1: Well, you said it was an extreme coincidence. I don't

458
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Speaker 1: think it is.

459
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,320
Speaker 3: I said, it's one are the chances.

460
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Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think it's a mild coincidence.

461
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,760
Speaker 1: Sorry to be a cold spoon, Thank you. How big

462
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Speaker 1: a fish tank? Again?

463
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Speaker 3: It's four to seven. The big news is coming up

464
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Speaker 3: at seven o'clock.

465
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Speaker 1: Then you'd like to win ten thousand dollars. Imagine you

466
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Speaker 1: can get a fish tank third the size of Jonesy's

467
00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,720
Speaker 1: with that. If you'd like to play it tappening straight

468
00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:04,399
Speaker 1: after the news.

469
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Speaker 3: We're going to do? Is this going to be a thing?

470
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:06,760
Speaker 1: Now, we'll see.

471
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:10,760
Speaker 3: I'm going a headache. That's it, really it does. Actually

472
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Speaker 3: I think I've had some sort of thing in the

473
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Speaker 3: side of my head.

474
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Speaker 1: What a coincidence?

475
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Speaker 3: Thirteen wsmm. If you'd like to play good good morning,

476
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Speaker 3: let's join.

477
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Speaker 1: The in demand is ten thousand dollars.

478
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Speaker 9: Jam.

479
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Speaker 2: Here's a trick for the books. Do you have the

480
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Speaker 2: right answers to our wrong questions? Ten thousand dollars right

481
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Speaker 2: here with head jam.

482
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Speaker 1: He's how it works. Well, if you want to play,

483
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 1: these are the rules. When I ask you a question

484
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Speaker 1: number one, you say nothing, you give me the answer

485
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Speaker 1: to that. When I ask you a question number two,

486
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Speaker 1: and so on until the buzzer goes off. The minute

487
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Speaker 1: you're on, you're out.

488
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Speaker 3: Clyde is in laying Cove. Hello Clyde, Good morning.

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Speaker 1: Hello Clyde. One hundred thousand dollars was one on our

490
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Speaker 1: show yesterday, but ten thousand dollars is not to be

491
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Speaker 1: sneezed at.

492
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Speaker 11: Sounds good.

493
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Speaker 1: All right, well let's see if we can get you

494
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Speaker 1: the money. You're ready to start Sonia. Here we go,

495
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Speaker 1: good luck. In which sea would you find the wreck

496
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Speaker 1: of the Titanic? What city of the AFL team? The

497
00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:08,919
Speaker 1: suns hail from? Which planet in our solar system spins

498
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:13,879
Speaker 1: the slowest with them? It's the Gold Coast.

499
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Speaker 3: Gold Coast. Stang me down.

500
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Speaker 2: Did you know about the planet in our solar system

501
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:21,880
Speaker 2: that spins the slowest?

502
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Speaker 10: H Jupiter?

503
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Speaker 1: It's Venus?

504
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Speaker 3: Last night?

505
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Speaker 1: Tell me Venus used to be like Earth with people, humans.

506
00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:36,160
Speaker 2: Millions of men's humans on it, and now it's slowing

507
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Speaker 2: down because eventually it will slow down.

508
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Speaker 1: You're avoiding my question.

509
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:42,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, life form on it.

510
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Speaker 2: I don't know if there was boids or something, might

511
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Speaker 2: be people. Okay, they might have had two heads. I

512
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,520
Speaker 2: don't know, but there was a life force on that Earth.

513
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Speaker 2: And then the climate change. There's some climactic thing, and

514
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Speaker 2: then it ended and Venus is uninhabitable.

515
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Speaker 1: Now how many years ago?

516
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Speaker 3: Twenty millions?

517
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Speaker 1: Well, you know, at our current rate, we won't even

518
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Speaker 1: make it that far.

519
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Speaker 3: I wasn't a forum to bang on about that. I

520
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,959
Speaker 3: was just saying it wasn't that interesting.

521
00:22:09,119 --> 00:22:11,199
Speaker 2: Well, Clyde's already got the sting of not winning the

522
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Speaker 2: ten thousand dollars, but at least he's.

523
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Speaker 3: Learned something Clyde.

524
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Speaker 1: I sure, thank you, Clyde hates you.

525
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Speaker 3: I got more out of Clyde than you did out

526
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Speaker 3: of Clyde.

527
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Speaker 2: It'll be back again tomorrow ten thousand dollars with head

528
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Speaker 2: jam at seven past seven WSFM.

529
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Speaker 3: At what point seven WSFM?

530
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Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy demanded thanks to McDonald Jones homes

531
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Speaker 2: possible smoke and Hayes twenty seven degrees in the city

532
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Speaker 2: thirty three in our west right now at seventeen degrees,

533
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Speaker 2: it's ten past seven. I on this show feel that

534
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Speaker 2: we don't really disagree.

535
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Speaker 3: We often agree on everything.

536
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Speaker 1: We often agree on everything. Yeah, sentence makes no sense.

537
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Speaker 1: We don't agree on it many things at all.

538
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Speaker 2: Really, I don't think so. Until I used to think

539
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:56,919
Speaker 2: that we agreed on everything. We were like minded people.

540
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Speaker 2: But then I proposed what are the chances a little

541
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Speaker 2: bit earlier on.

542
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Speaker 3: Still are you fish tank situation?

543
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Speaker 1: You're still upset by you if you've.

544
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Speaker 2: Just joined us before seven o'clock this morning. I was

545
00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 2: talking about I have a situation when my fish pond

546
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Speaker 2: at home.

547
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Speaker 3: It's got a leak. I need to rehouse my fish

548
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 3: while I fix that leak. My nephew is doing a

549
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Speaker 3: movie for his university. Is doing it. He's a movie student.

550
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Speaker 2: And he showed up at my house because he as

551
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Speaker 2: can I can he film part of the movie at

552
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Speaker 2: my house. He's backed his van down the driveway's little

553
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Speaker 2: union mates have sprung out. There in the back of

554
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Speaker 2: the van is a fish tank and I said, what

555
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Speaker 2: are you doing on that? And he said, what's part

556
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Speaker 2: of the movie. I said, what happens after? He said, well,

557
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Speaker 2: we're going to check it out. It's we got it

558
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Speaker 2: for free because it's got a crack in it. It's

559
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Speaker 2: no good for inside the house. And I said, but

560
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Speaker 2: hang on a minute.

561
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Speaker 3: It does it leak badly? He said, we don't know.

562
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Speaker 1: Well, you proposed this story.

563
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Speaker 3: And I said to dream no, I said, it's it's.

564
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Speaker 1: One of the you see it. That's right, you said,

565
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Speaker 1: it's one of the chances. I don't think it's an

566
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Speaker 1: interesting story, but it's the same as you know what.

567
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Speaker 1: We're running out of groceries. Someone came around and said,

568
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Speaker 1: I've brought you some groceries.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's great.

570
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Speaker 1: That's a segment that should be called that's great. It's

571
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Speaker 1: not a story of extreme coincidence, which is what are

572
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Speaker 1: the chances? Is the calls we've had before? I lost

573
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Speaker 1: a school book at the age of seven. When I

574
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Speaker 1: was fifty eight, I went to the library and there

575
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Speaker 1: it was. That's what are the chances your story is

576
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Speaker 1: that's mildly convenient. I don't want to poo poo it

577
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Speaker 1: because it's an interesting story, but it's not what are

578
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Speaker 1: the chances?

579
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Speaker 3: Well, maybe the tribal drum would be for that.

580
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Speaker 2: In a world of where everything's got to be extreme,

581
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Speaker 2: maybe the tribal drum would be for that's mildly convenient.

582
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Speaker 1: Is this your tribal drum suggestion? What sort of calls

583
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Speaker 1: would you get? Like would you get I forgot to

584
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Speaker 1: bring my lunch today? What are the It seems it's

585
00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,879
Speaker 1: not one of the chances I've got to bring my

586
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Speaker 1: lunch today convenient. Luckily for me, there's a bard room

587
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: lunch is there?

588
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 3: No, I didn't bring my sandwiches.

589
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 1: It's mildly convenient.

590
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,359
Speaker 2: It's not what are the chances I'm saying, I'm getting

591
00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:11,080
Speaker 2: a vibe from there.

592
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: You don't like this, No, I just it's a good story.

593
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:17,400
Speaker 1: But what are you asking people to call in about.

594
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: When have things been mildly convenient for you? I drove

595
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Speaker 1: my car to work and there was a park out

596
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Speaker 1: in the front.

597
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Speaker 3: Well that's great. That's hardly convenient.

598
00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:30,320
Speaker 1: All right. Well if you want to now.

599
00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:33,840
Speaker 3: You're doing it today, it's all on me. Well okay,

600
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,880
Speaker 3: well I'm going to go. I'm going to afford through.

601
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:38,159
Speaker 3: That's mildly convenient.

602
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: That's how travel drums.

603
00:25:40,320 --> 00:25:41,240
Speaker 3: A lot of people.

604
00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 2: Listen to this show and feel that they don't have

605
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 2: a story to tell because nothing amazing happens.

606
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:49,200
Speaker 1: So you need a tissue. You look in your handbag

607
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:49,720
Speaker 1: and there's one.

608
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Speaker 3: No, come on, that's lame o convenience.

609
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:53,679
Speaker 1: There's a very fine line here, Brendan.

610
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:57,080
Speaker 2: Okay, well let's get it down to I think the

611
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Speaker 2: fish dang thing is a big deal, and I think

612
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:01,000
Speaker 2: that's extreme.

613
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:02,160
Speaker 3: That's one of the changes.

614
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,119
Speaker 1: No, it's not. It's moldly convenient. Okay, if you're a

615
00:26:05,160 --> 00:26:05,600
Speaker 1: man of the.

616
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 3: Match, I'll give you another example.

617
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Speaker 2: When I was a kid at school, I took up

618
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Speaker 2: canoeing at school and I signed up for canoeing, and

619
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Speaker 2: the prerequisite was that you had to have a canoe.

620
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Speaker 2: But I was so optimistic I signed up. Anyway, two

621
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Speaker 2: weeks or two days later, someone drops a canoe off

622
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Speaker 2: at the house that they were throwing out.

623
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Speaker 3: That's when I was at school. That's that's pretty cool.

624
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:33,159
Speaker 1: What I hear from this is you've got a lot

625
00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:37,439
Speaker 1: of free stuff. Look, he's an example. What if you

626
00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:40,880
Speaker 1: would desperate see John Travolta at the Star on Wednesday,

627
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,840
Speaker 1: the sixth of November and have an evening with him privately.

628
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:48,080
Speaker 1: There'd be other people there too, and you phoned up

629
00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:51,080
Speaker 1: and that is our Man of the Match prize. That's

630
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:54,600
Speaker 1: moldly convenient. It's not a what are the chances?

631
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 3: It would a suck it and see how this thing goes?

632
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:57,320
Speaker 1: All right?

633
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 3: Please call us?

634
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:01,160
Speaker 1: Has anything in your life been moldly can it? Thring

635
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,560
Speaker 1: it on? This is world changing radio.

636
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:07,000
Speaker 2: Look now I feel I feel a shame. Now no,

637
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 2: please thirteen WSFM is our number.

638
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 1: Will be no judgment.

639
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,840
Speaker 3: It's a quarter past seven on one point seven WSFM.

640
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,760
Speaker 3: Hello there, it's Jonesy.

641
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,240
Speaker 2: Demand of smoke and haze about today twenty seven degrees

642
00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,280
Speaker 2: in the city thirty three in our west. Right now,

643
00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,160
Speaker 2: it's seventeen degrees. It's twenty two past seven. If you've

644
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 2: just joined us, Amanda has poo pooed.

645
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 1: Oh, stop saying this. That's not fair. I didn't purpose

646
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: your story. Your story was very interesting. You had a fish.

647
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,879
Speaker 1: You had a giant fish pond. It is its massive.

648
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: You didn't know even though your house is so BIGY

649
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,800
Speaker 1: didn't know it was there initially. But anyway, you've got

650
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: this fish pond and you need to fix a crack

651
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 1: in it, and you're wondering what you're going to put

652
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,480
Speaker 1: the fish. Your nephew said he wanted to make a

653
00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:46,120
Speaker 1: film at your house, so he brings in a fish

654
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:47,600
Speaker 1: tank that's part of the film, and he says you

655
00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 1: can keep it, so you've got somebody to put your fish.

656
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: When you say it like that, but I didn't know

657
00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,160
Speaker 2: what the premise of his movie was going to be.

658
00:27:53,560 --> 00:27:56,280
Speaker 1: You just like you're opportunistic. You just told a story

659
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,600
Speaker 1: before I needed a canoe. Someone gave me a canoe.

660
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:02,159
Speaker 1: That's not what are the chances it's you putting up

661
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:06,240
Speaker 1: the vibe of being a scab would be like Arthur Daily,

662
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:09,880
Speaker 1: and that's it's great luck for you, but.

663
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 3: It's not we've settled. It's not one of the chances,

664
00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:16,160
Speaker 3: but it's this that's convenient.

665
00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:19,360
Speaker 1: Well, let's see what people have got. Warrick is in belmore,

666
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,159
Speaker 1: what convenient thing once happened to you?

667
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,120
Speaker 3: Worry, You've got to go in open hearted, Amanda.

668
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:31,919
Speaker 2: Gooday, sorry, hi there, Yeah, we are over to you.

669
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Speaker 8: I was getting a taxi to work and it was

670
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 8: about a twenty five dollar taxi fair, and when it

671
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 8: was time for me to pay, was fishing around for

672
00:28:43,040 --> 00:28:44,840
Speaker 8: my wallet and I realized and I actually left it

673
00:28:44,880 --> 00:28:47,720
Speaker 8: at home. But while I was while I was looking,

674
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 8: I just noticed between the seat and the door there

675
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 8: was a fifty dollar note. So I made it look

676
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:56,200
Speaker 8: like I was reaching into my pocket, grabbed a fifty

677
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 8: dollar and it pays the taxi fair and got a

678
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 8: twenty five dollar.

679
00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,760
Speaker 1: That's a pretty good story.

680
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: That's borderline.

681
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,479
Speaker 1: That's borderline, a great story.

682
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,040
Speaker 3: You'd too interesting worries.

683
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,960
Speaker 1: That is a little bit. What are the chances is

684
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 1: that's your fairy godmother?

685
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 3: That is fantastic. That's a great story.

686
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:19,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well let's see how Lisa's in Helensburg. Lisa,

687
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 1: what was mildly convenient for you.

688
00:29:22,960 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 7: Mildly, Yeah, no, definitely not mildly. So my husband and

689
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 7: I had just brought a new home and needed some renovations,

690
00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 7: and we went to a tile shop. We'd heard about tilesale.

691
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 7: We were arguing at what kind of childs we thought

692
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 7: were best match at Chyle salesman came over and he

693
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 7: was talking to us. We were describing the house and

694
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 7: he said, where's the house and we said Helensburg. And

695
00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 7: he went, I don't believe it. You're buying my house.

696
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:53,120
Speaker 7: And we went, what, no, yeah, and he said we can't.

697
00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 7: He said, no, Helensburg, it's my house. I designed that house.

698
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 7: It's my house. How did you find me? We didn't

699
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 7: find you. We didn't know you were here. He had

700
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:07,640
Speaker 7: the architectural plans in his car because he was taken

701
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:09,080
Speaker 7: into the solicitor to pass on to.

702
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: Us, and he was working in the title shop.

703
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,280
Speaker 7: He was working in the title shop.

704
00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: So I was an unfinished house and you only you'd

705
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:20,959
Speaker 1: only paid a deposit on it, so you hadn't actually

706
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: taken over possession yet.

707
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:24,320
Speaker 7: That's exactly right.

708
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: See, that's almost too interesting for this area. Once again,

709
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,280
Speaker 1: once again you're overqualified, you.

710
00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 10: Know, what I think.

711
00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: You know what?

712
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:33,280
Speaker 2: This says to me that my story was no more

713
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 2: than the court of public opinion finds myster There's probably people,

714
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,479
Speaker 2: you know what, Jonjie, that is an amazing story.

715
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 1: I think people are just thinking I've had better stories

716
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: than that. I'll tell them, what have you got? That's

717
00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:49,280
Speaker 1: a little bit bland? How convenient?

718
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 3: Tribal drummers beating? That's convenient. Thirteen WSFM is our number.

719
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,840
Speaker 3: Give us a call. Kathy let also joining us at

720
00:30:58,840 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 3: seven twenty seven. Good mornings? Do me to wish me

721
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 3: a good morning? Or do you mean a good morning?

722
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 3: Whether I want it or not? All of them are months.

723
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 2: I suppose I thought I had a perfect What are

724
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:09,840
Speaker 2: the chances this morning?

725
00:31:09,880 --> 00:31:11,360
Speaker 1: It's an interesting story, I'll give you that.

726
00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,680
Speaker 3: I've got a leaky fish pond at home.

727
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:15,760
Speaker 2: I was wondering what am I going to do where

728
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 2: I'm want to rehome these fish? While I fixed my pond,

729
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 2: my nephew, who's a university student doing a movie course, needs.

730
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 3: To make a movie.

731
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 2: I said, you can make a bit of a movie

732
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: at my house. Becksy's van down the driveway. They're pulling

733
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 2: out a fish pond, a fish tank. The movie is

734
00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,520
Speaker 2: about fish and.

735
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 3: Something like that, and next minute I've got myself.

736
00:31:35,280 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: He said you could keep it because they's a crack

737
00:31:36,960 --> 00:31:37,160
Speaker 1: in it.

738
00:31:37,160 --> 00:31:38,960
Speaker 2: There's a crack in it, but it's you know, it's

739
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 2: no good for inside the house.

740
00:31:40,880 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: Are you only going to use it temporarily? I'm going

741
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,640
Speaker 1: to use it temporarily and then you've got to find

742
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: a way to dispose of it. It's a bit of

743
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,160
Speaker 1: an annoyance.

744
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 3: Well, the thing is, this is a great I think

745
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:51,800
Speaker 3: it's one of the chances.

746
00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: It's a convenient story for you, and it's an interesting story,

747
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: but it's not What are the chances? What are the chances?

748
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: Is I put a letter into a bottle through out

749
00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: into the ocean. Eighteen years later, I'm living in Bermuda

750
00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:11,160
Speaker 1: Lo and behold the bottle returns to me. That's a

751
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:14,080
Speaker 1: one of the chances. You getting a free broken fish

752
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:15,480
Speaker 1: tank isn't quite the same.

753
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:20,040
Speaker 3: The tribal drummers beating them, that's convenient.

754
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: What's happened to you?

755
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 3: That's been these stories so far?

756
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: I've been too racing, too good, far too good. Kelsey's

757
00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:31,800
Speaker 1: in Cecil Hill. What's been convenient? Kelsey? Well, mine's very

758
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,000
Speaker 1: similar to Jones's.

759
00:32:33,040 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 7: Actually, mine's mildly convenient, just as you're the joint.

760
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 11: I was.

761
00:32:39,280 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 8: I've gone without watching my.

762
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 7: Cast for a week.

763
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 1: That was absolutely filmed me out.

764
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:45,800
Speaker 7: But yep's got to take through the car wash.

765
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: Woke up that morning and it was raining. That is

766
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:57,080
Speaker 1: a perfect example mildly convenient. You've got the brief entirely, Kelsey. No,

767
00:32:57,320 --> 00:32:57,840
Speaker 1: it's the same.

768
00:32:57,960 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 3: My fish pond fish tank story is better.

769
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,200
Speaker 1: No, No, I think Kelsey's the same. This is a need.

770
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,840
Speaker 1: Someone met the need without me having to intervene. Lucky me.

771
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:14,000
Speaker 1: That's perfect, Kelsey. Thank you. Justin's hello, Justin Non you

772
00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: know very well, Justin. How convenient. What's happened?

773
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,680
Speaker 9: Well, I went out for a night out with the

774
00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 9: fellows and we we had a few drinks, did everything.

775
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 9: Came back home anyway, two o'clock in the morning looking

776
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 9: for my keys. Oh no, I can't find my keys.

777
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:33,479
Speaker 9: Standing at my front door thinking I can't get in,

778
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 9: and I go, oh, you know what, I'll just give

779
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 9: it a crack open the door, and I worked unlocked.

780
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: That is another perfect example of slightly wreck That's perfect.

781
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:50,160
Speaker 1: I have a problem. There's a solution, convenient. Thank you.

782
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:53,680
Speaker 3: This is over your heads.

783
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 1: None of those are. What are the chances same as yours.

784
00:33:57,960 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: I've enjoyed it enormously.

785
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:03,240
Speaker 3: That will be joining us. Also the pub test this morning.

786
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 3: Digital licenses.

787
00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:08,399
Speaker 2: Do they pass the pub test? We'll discuss next if

788
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:13,400
Speaker 2: that's convenient. WSFM, well, I want for it seven WSFM.

789
00:34:13,440 --> 00:34:15,520
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy demand. A roam is on sale.

790
00:34:15,640 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 2: Flights at a fly returned to Rome with Emirates from

791
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,839
Speaker 2: twelve ninety nine called flights that are on one three

792
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 2: one six hundred smoking Hayes about twenty seven degrees in

793
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,000
Speaker 2: the city, thirty three in our west.

794
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 3: Right now it's eighteen degrees, it's seventeen to wait.

795
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 2: Let's go into the Jonesy demand of arms right now

796
00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 2: for the pub test. New South Wales have gone digital

797
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,759
Speaker 2: with their licenses.

798
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: Does this pass the pub test?

799
00:34:36,760 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 1: So you download an app? YEP, your license is there

800
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,359
Speaker 1: with a bar code on it. I had a look

801
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: this morning because I haven't done it yet. There's some

802
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: moving sort of watermarks behind it. So you can't just

803
00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:48,839
Speaker 1: produce a screenshot.

804
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 3: Oh you probably could. If you're going to a nightclub

805
00:34:51,840 --> 00:34:53,880
Speaker 3: or something that's that's curious.

806
00:34:53,520 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Maybe you could but if you took a longer look

807
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,320
Speaker 1: at it, you see that the app has some movement

808
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:57,879
Speaker 1: behind it.

809
00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,759
Speaker 3: But you're gonna have a fake license as well. So really.

810
00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: I think it'll be easy to counterfeit, though, do you

811
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:06,640
Speaker 2: I think so?

812
00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 3: Yeah?

813
00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: Would you go to I guess you'd go to all

814
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 1: that trouble.

815
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:12,239
Speaker 2: But if you've got to say for argument, and say

816
00:35:12,600 --> 00:35:15,920
Speaker 2: a friend who's seventeen another friend who's eighteen, and they

817
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,880
Speaker 2: look similar, and he just screenshots that picture gives it

818
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,120
Speaker 2: to his other friend, he's got pretty much an instant

819
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,439
Speaker 2: fake license, hasn't it.

820
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 1: If it's only looked at very qui quickly, very curse.

821
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,120
Speaker 1: Maybe though they might say, let me see the app. Well,

822
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,920
Speaker 1: you know, let me see that you've downloaded the app.

823
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:32,320
Speaker 3: The other thing is now with the nightclubs and stuff.

824
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 2: When you scan your license, the security aren't looking at

825
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 2: you as much because they're putting looking down to technology.

826
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,000
Speaker 1: Well, they're saying, at the moment using this, you should

827
00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: still have your card there as a backup. There are

828
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:48,120
Speaker 1: some things though. If your phone is cracked, it's not

829
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:52,120
Speaker 1: going to be easily accessed, and there are problems with that.

830
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: What happens if your phone is in the car and

831
00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,200
Speaker 1: you get breath tested, pulled over by police. Are glad

832
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,640
Speaker 1: to have easy access to your phone? What if your

833
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 1: phone's in your lap? So it's just for my license?

834
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 3: Yeah? What if it's in the boot. The coppers always

835
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,399
Speaker 3: help put your phone in the book?

836
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,759
Speaker 1: Interesting, isn't it? What if you don't have a smartphone?

837
00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: I think the members of the of our population we

838
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: are threatened by your license having to be on your phone.

839
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: It's not at the moment, it doesn't. It's not compulsory. Eventually,

840
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,440
Speaker 1: I reckon, that's the way we're going. But hugely convenient,

841
00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:24,160
Speaker 1: isn't it? Does it just have it on your phone?

842
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:24,520
Speaker 6: Is it?

843
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,480
Speaker 3: What's not con I've got one in my wallet. My

844
00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,480
Speaker 3: license is there? I whip it out, Boom there it

845
00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:30,480
Speaker 3: is all right?

846
00:36:30,560 --> 00:36:34,360
Speaker 1: Well, what do you think digital? Going digital with your license?

847
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,480
Speaker 1: Does it pass the pub test?

848
00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 3: Thirteen?

849
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,200
Speaker 2: WSFM? Why don't you give us a call? It's sixteen

850
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:41,240
Speaker 2: to eight. She co authored the book Puberty Blues. Kathy

851
00:36:41,280 --> 00:36:44,480
Speaker 2: Lett is joining us next? Well, where it's ever? WSFM?

852
00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:44,719
Speaker 3: Hello?

853
00:36:44,760 --> 00:36:47,719
Speaker 2: There, it's Jonesy and Amanda smoking Hayes about the place.

854
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,360
Speaker 2: Twenty seven degrees in the city, thirty three in our west.

855
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 2: Right now it's eighteen degrees, it's nine to eight.

856
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 1: Who wouldn't love a girl's night out with Kathy Lett.

857
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: She is the author of fourteen best selling novels, including

858
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:07,080
Speaker 1: of Course, Puberty Blues, her Wit, her Warmth, her full

859
00:37:07,120 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 1: frontal frankness. As she's covered many of the issues affecting

860
00:37:10,680 --> 00:37:13,480
Speaker 1: all of us, well, it makes a perfect girls night out.

861
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 1: As I said, she's coming to Australia, or coming back

862
00:37:15,680 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 1: to Australia to do a tour. Good morning, Kathy letting hello,

863
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:23,880
Speaker 1: So nice to see you.

864
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 12: Yes, mates for so long?

865
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,239
Speaker 1: Let me hold your hand as I talked to you. Know,

866
00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:30,319
Speaker 1: I remember producing your stories on the Midday Show with

867
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 1: Ray Martin.

868
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,319
Speaker 12: We're practically fetuses there, weren't we?

869
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:37,040
Speaker 1: Just but aren't we? I love that you're still touring

870
00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:39,040
Speaker 1: and I love that I still get to interview with

871
00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: Aren't we lucky?

872
00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 12: We haven't passed our amuse by date?

873
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:46,239
Speaker 1: Quite quiet and so. But I also love that your

874
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: your comedy, now, your your spin on the world, will

875
00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,080
Speaker 1: encompass puberty blues right up to men of betapause blues.

876
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,720
Speaker 12: That's right, I'm having my own weather as we speak.

877
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:57,840
Speaker 1: Exhausting isn't it. Oh, God, all.

878
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:59,520
Speaker 13: The things women go through we know you see, we

879
00:37:59,600 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 13: understand that God is a bloke. You think if everything

880
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:04,600
Speaker 13: girls have to endure when you get your period cramps

881
00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 13: and get taken hostage by your hormones once a month,

882
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,239
Speaker 13: and then there's pregnancy where everything swells to ssumo rested proportions,

883
00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:14,680
Speaker 13: and there's childbirth whereas jeture birth canal the customary five

884
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 13: kilometers mastitis, and then the menopause where you grow a

885
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:19,440
Speaker 13: bit could be fair.

886
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,120
Speaker 12: Yeah, it's just one delight after another.

887
00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 13: Really, all I've done my whole life is write the

888
00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:26,759
Speaker 13: book I wish I'd had when I was going through,

889
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 13: something like a manual for the girls coming up behind me.

890
00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,839
Speaker 13: So I'm definitely righted about the menopause now and about

891
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 13: toy boys.

892
00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 1: Darling, you're not into toy boys, are you? Well?

893
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 12: Anything for anyone younger than me?

894
00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:39,520
Speaker 1: I count it's a toy which you're still married to

895
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:40,120
Speaker 1: your husband.

896
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 12: No, I didn't. I've had a husband, and to me,

897
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 12: I did not know that great friends was.

898
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:49,399
Speaker 1: Great mates and younger men.

899
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:54,279
Speaker 13: Well, my new book is called HRT Husband Replacement Therapy. Really, yes,

900
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:55,960
Speaker 13: that's right, fabulous.

901
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 1: I know let's talk about Pivoty Blues. Because you grew

902
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 1: up where brend And is living in the Shire. A

903
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,319
Speaker 1: lot of women, as we saw in Puberty Blues, were

904
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: kind of damaged by the upbringing they had there and

905
00:39:07,680 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 1: the way they were treated by men in many parts

906
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,080
Speaker 1: of Australia. When you come back home, now, are we better?

907
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 12: Oh gosh, yes.

908
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 13: I mean the boys I grew up with disproved the

909
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,640
Speaker 13: theory of evolution. They were evolving into apes. They were,

910
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,399
Speaker 13: and they were they also sort of guys who thought

911
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 13: sex drive meant doing it in the car?

912
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,359
Speaker 12: I mean, did you in the car?

913
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: I mean, but I was. I was a very terrified

914
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,160
Speaker 1: dag and I was terrified of beach girls when I

915
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 1: saw Puberty Blues. I was terrified of girls that could

916
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 1: go to the beach and be comfortable in a cozy

917
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: that just seemed like an alien tribe to make.

918
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 13: I know, well, you'd lie there all day on that

919
00:39:42,520 --> 00:39:44,279
Speaker 13: we're allowed to serf, So we'd lie there all day

920
00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:47,120
Speaker 13: on the on the tower, you know, glancing sort of

921
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,680
Speaker 13: nervously down what's called this tinny winny bikini in case

922
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:50,160
Speaker 13: it moved.

923
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,160
Speaker 12: It gave bad hair day a whole new meeting.

924
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,880
Speaker 13: But no, when I go to Cornel and now all

925
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:58,720
Speaker 13: the girls are surfing my niece's surf, I mean things. Finally,

926
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,960
Speaker 13: those guys are flopped onto the sho sure and evolved.

927
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 13: Which and Australian women of the world's best kept secret, Funny, feisty,

928
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 13: fiercely loyal. You know, I always say that women are

929
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,560
Speaker 13: each other's human wonder bras uplifting, supportive.

930
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 1: And making each other look bigger and better.

931
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 12: You're my human wonder brother. Just ever so I do.

932
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,600
Speaker 13: I do adore Australian women. I'm so always. All my

933
00:40:19,680 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 13: best friends are here, my sister's here, my mum's here.

934
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Speaker 13: So I get back as much.

935
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,120
Speaker 2: So now you're home where you're just coming for a visit?

936
00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 2: Where are you staying?

937
00:40:27,440 --> 00:40:28,239
Speaker 12: I'm staying in the shy.

938
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:32,040
Speaker 13: I'm back in my house I grew up in in

939
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 13: the same bed.

940
00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 12: I keep waking up the night thinking I must climb

941
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 12: out the window and go meet meet the boys in

942
00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:38,120
Speaker 12: the van.

943
00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 1: You know what would that be to take you to

944
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:40,840
Speaker 1: the local club.

945
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:44,040
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's right, the old people's.

946
00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 2: Yes, Kathy, it's great to see. Get your tickets from

947
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 2: ticket Tech for a girl's night out on November one,

948
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 2: sneaking out of Mum's window.

949
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,919
Speaker 3: I can Kathy, thank you.

950
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:58,839
Speaker 12: Oh I love you guys, and that I'm being number one.

951
00:40:58,960 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you.

952
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 3: Thank you. We're solid number two.

953
00:41:02,840 --> 00:41:04,280
Speaker 1: We dream of that as we get older.

954
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 8: I want you to go on.

955
00:41:08,239 --> 00:41:13,560
Speaker 3: Right now, now, go to your windows, stick your head

956
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 3: on a yell into the Jenesy demand of arms.

957
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: This morning for the pub test, New South Wales has

958
00:41:21,840 --> 00:41:24,160
Speaker 2: gone digital with their licenses.

959
00:41:24,400 --> 00:41:25,799
Speaker 3: Does this pass the pub test?

960
00:41:25,920 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: At the moment they're suggesting you use your card still

961
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 1: as a backup, but you can use your digital You

962
00:41:31,680 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 1: can't have a digital license. You get an app, you

963
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,160
Speaker 1: download it and you put your license details into it.

964
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,960
Speaker 1: I have look at one this morning. There is some

965
00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:42,560
Speaker 1: moving imagery in the background, like a moving watermark, so

966
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:46,399
Speaker 1: it's not like a screenshot. How convenient will it be?

967
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: You can't use it if your phone is cracked. You

968
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:50,080
Speaker 1: obviously have to have a smartphone. You have to have

969
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 1: it next to you in the car, yep, which contravenes

970
00:41:52,960 --> 00:41:54,320
Speaker 1: a lot of the things we've been told about what

971
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: we can do with our phones indeed, but I'm sure

972
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,360
Speaker 1: it would be very convenient. So what do you think

973
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: digital licenses. Does it pass the pub test?

974
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:02,320
Speaker 6: No?

975
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 8: What if you lose your phone?

976
00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 7: You don't have a leak to stay on and no

977
00:42:06,239 --> 00:42:07,040
Speaker 7: old card.

978
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 4: In your wallet.

979
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 8: No it doesn't.

980
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,200
Speaker 9: I'm eighteen and I've got a Nokia.

981
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,520
Speaker 11: For some people and expecting them to have smartphones is unrealistic.

982
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:16,080
Speaker 4: No, it doesn't. But I'm old school anyway.

983
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 8: I don't have a smartphone.

984
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 4: I never will have a smartphone.

985
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,239
Speaker 8: Somebody can hack into your phone. If nobody can hack

986
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 8: into the actual phato license that's with you all the time.

987
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,239
Speaker 8: I mean, how much is here? Do you want to

988
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 8: make it for people to steal identities? You know it's

989
00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:28,560
Speaker 8: not needed.

990
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 7: You've got your license in your wallet anyway, in my.

991
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 3: Opinion, yes, and I've been doing it for years.

992
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 8: I took a photograph of my license on my phone.

993
00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,480
Speaker 7: I actually presented it to an officer one day who

994
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 7: pulled me over and accepted it.

995
00:42:43,239 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 3: Well, hello, so is that easy? You just take a

996
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:49,319
Speaker 3: picture of your licenses a game? Mate? Can you do that?

997
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: Well? You don't have to. Now you can get the

998
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: app and it's all legiti.

999
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,759
Speaker 2: That's a sort of copy. You want one of those

1000
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,720
Speaker 2: lazy coppers? Yeah, I can, mate, whatever.

1001
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,920
Speaker 1: Speaking of lazy business, not just coppers who can be lazy,

1002
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,360
Speaker 1: lazy animals. Will discuss it next.

1003
00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:05,879
Speaker 2: At seven past eight WSFM one on one point seven WSFM,

1004
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:07,920
Speaker 2: it's Jonesy nomout it thanks to you McDonald.

1005
00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,880
Speaker 3: Jones homes smoking haze.

1006
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,840
Speaker 2: About twenty seven degrees in the city, thirty three in

1007
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:14,320
Speaker 2: our west right now in his eighteen degrees there's eleven

1008
00:43:14,360 --> 00:43:14,879
Speaker 2: past eight.

1009
00:43:15,080 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: I know you think I waste my time looking at

1010
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: animal Instagram sites and following animals on Twitter, but it's

1011
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 1: paying dividends today.

1012
00:43:24,239 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 12: No, well, listen to this.

1013
00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,319
Speaker 1: Look what I found for you. There's a couple of

1014
00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 1: stories that I love today. There's a horse in China

1015
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 1: who every time someone tries to ride him, he plays dead.

1016
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,640
Speaker 3: Little face, little face smiling.

1017
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 1: They say that he even loosens his tongue, puts his

1018
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:43,840
Speaker 1: hoofs in weird positions to make it look like he

1019
00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,520
Speaker 1: can just not go on any longer. So his owners

1020
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,560
Speaker 1: say that it happens whenever people try and get onto

1021
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:50,680
Speaker 1: the saddle. He just lies on the ground and go

1022
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: closes his eyes as if he's dead. As someone said,

1023
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: he's not lazy, he's smart. Why carry a heavy load

1024
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,120
Speaker 1: when you can get away with it by lying down.

1025
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:02,000
Speaker 2: Someone once said, mean a horse carrying a man like

1026
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 2: a normal sized man is akin to a man carrying

1027
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,359
Speaker 2: a small child on their shoulders. So and you get

1028
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:09,600
Speaker 2: tired of carrying a small.

1029
00:44:09,440 --> 00:44:13,160
Speaker 1: Child, carry your child across the andes you'd be exhausted.

1030
00:44:14,520 --> 00:44:15,320
Speaker 3: I'm with that horse.

1031
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:18,479
Speaker 1: There's another story here. I love this. It's a cat

1032
00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 1: called cinder block. Cinder Block, Have a look, is five

1033
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: kilos over all?

1034
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 3: Wait, that's a big fat push.

1035
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:29,359
Speaker 1: That's a big fat cat. Cinder Block. Its owner had

1036
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 1: some health issues and took it to the vet to

1037
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:32,719
Speaker 1: be put down. The it said, I can't do that,

1038
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: but I am going to help this dog or this

1039
00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:39,320
Speaker 1: cat not be morbidly obese. So this hilarious footage available

1040
00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 1: of cinder block on it. They put a cinder block

1041
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 1: on a treadmill in water, and Cinderblock's first attempt sat

1042
00:44:46,680 --> 00:44:48,840
Speaker 1: on the side of the treadmill, away from the actual

1043
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,120
Speaker 1: moving bit and just moved one hand on it up

1044
00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,799
Speaker 1: and down. Apparently you can only get cinder block out

1045
00:44:53,840 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: of bed by luring her out with food. And then

1046
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: there's another shot of her in the water. And I

1047
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 1: don't know whether the water's to be kind on a joint.

1048
00:45:02,160 --> 00:45:04,480
Speaker 1: Someone else has commented, saying, is to stop the cat

1049
00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:07,600
Speaker 1: sitting down the lengths they go to to keep sitting

1050
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,560
Speaker 1: the block walking. All of this leads me to my

1051
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 1: lazy pet.

1052
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,240
Speaker 3: Ah, Yeah, my favorite segment today.

1053
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: Don't feel like how lazy is your pet? I've got

1054
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 1: a Border Collie. There's not a moment of laziness in

1055
00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:25,359
Speaker 1: her body though. I've got a friend and I meet

1056
00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 1: my friend and her dog Dude. We go for a

1057
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:32,040
Speaker 1: walking on the weekends and sometimes Christine would just come

1058
00:45:32,080 --> 00:45:33,480
Speaker 1: on her own because said she couldn't get the dog

1059
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:37,560
Speaker 1: out of bed. My dog the minute I'm if I'm

1060
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:39,799
Speaker 1: home on the weekend, the dog saying, great, we're out.

1061
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:41,440
Speaker 3: It's always episode, What's what's happening?

1062
00:45:41,480 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: What's happening?

1063
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 10: What's happening?

1064
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:43,600
Speaker 1: Do not so much?

1065
00:45:43,680 --> 00:45:44,600
Speaker 3: Why don't you give us call?

1066
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:46,799
Speaker 2: Thirteen ws FAM mail Man of the Match Prize two

1067
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,279
Speaker 2: tickets to an evening with John Travolda on Wednesday, the

1068
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 2: sixth of November at the Star.

1069
00:45:50,960 --> 00:45:53,839
Speaker 3: It's thirteen past eight. One on one vote would give

1070
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 3: you a Femi there it's Jens and Amanda.

1071
00:45:56,719 --> 00:45:59,160
Speaker 2: Smoking is today twenty seven degrees in the city thirty

1072
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 2: three in our west right now, eighteen degrees.

1073
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,800
Speaker 3: It's twenty one past eight. If you've just jordis good morning.

1074
00:46:02,800 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 3: The tribal drummers beating.

1075
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: My lazy pet. There's a horse in China that every

1076
00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: time someone tries to ride it lies down on the

1077
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,160
Speaker 1: ground and plays dead.

1078
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:16,720
Speaker 3: There's a cat that's a brave mood for that horse

1079
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 3: in China.

1080
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,200
Speaker 1: There's a cat. Good cinder block who's obese.

1081
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:21,719
Speaker 3: Would be pretty productive over there is what.

1082
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:23,960
Speaker 1: I'm I get your reference. Don't get eaten is what

1083
00:46:23,960 --> 00:46:24,440
Speaker 1: you're saying.

1084
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: Well, I'm dancing around.

1085
00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: Well they could run faster, same effect. Cinder Block is

1086
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,040
Speaker 1: an obese cat. Cinder Block is on a diet and

1087
00:46:33,040 --> 00:46:36,359
Speaker 1: they've put it it's enormous. It's five kilos overweight. They

1088
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,760
Speaker 1: put it on a treadmill and there's this hilarious footage

1089
00:46:38,760 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: online of it just moving one hand on the treadmill.

1090
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,640
Speaker 1: And then they've put it in a treadmill in water.

1091
00:46:45,080 --> 00:46:46,600
Speaker 1: One of the theories being it will stop.

1092
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,400
Speaker 2: It sitting down makes Rob de Castella look like Garfield,

1093
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 2: makes Garfield look like Rob de Castella.

1094
00:46:53,640 --> 00:46:58,279
Speaker 1: Nice try, all right, let's see my lazy pet. Chris

1095
00:46:58,320 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 1: is in Seven Hills. How lazy is you, Chris Well?

1096
00:47:02,239 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 11: Where you've got this little puppy labrador. You know, I think,

1097
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 11: and this is going to be good for walks and

1098
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:10,560
Speaker 11: do all the things you do with your doggies. And

1099
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 11: you know as when you get your pet you don't

1100
00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:15,080
Speaker 11: know what to call it. Well, this little labrador and

1101
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:18,799
Speaker 11: was it wanted to do was sleep twenty four to

1102
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:21,800
Speaker 11: seven versally. I wasn't eating, wasn't going to the toilet,

1103
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:26,200
Speaker 11: it was sleeping. So we called me dogs snooze because

1104
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 11: she's always snoozing.

1105
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,120
Speaker 1: And even though the dog's a bit old and our

1106
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:31,600
Speaker 1: still snoozing all the time.

1107
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:34,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, she's ten years old and you don't got you

1108
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:37,120
Speaker 11: haven't got food in your hands. She don't want to

1109
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 11: know about it.

1110
00:47:37,880 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: Really for a labrador, they're normally so they love you.

1111
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:43,719
Speaker 3: Today I was sleepy dog.

1112
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,080
Speaker 1: It's like a cat. Yeah, thank you, Chris.

1113
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:48,239
Speaker 3: Ella's in Lane Cove.

1114
00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 1: Hello, Ella, Hi, Hi.

1115
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Speaker 7: My cat is so lazy. She shipped outside the back

1116
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:57,880
Speaker 7: door me owing for ages and will not use the

1117
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 7: cat flap. Had the cat for teen years. She knows

1118
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:02,200
Speaker 7: the cat flaps.

1119
00:48:02,719 --> 00:48:04,280
Speaker 13: It's just been the last few years.

1120
00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:06,839
Speaker 7: She just sits there, me ow can open the back

1121
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 7: door for I.

1122
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,680
Speaker 3: Think maybe the cat thinks the cat flat's a bit

1123
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,319
Speaker 3: beneath her. I'm not doing that.

1124
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:13,440
Speaker 1: Well, it would be confronting to butt your head against

1125
00:48:13,480 --> 00:48:14,479
Speaker 1: the back door.

1126
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 3: What do you mean I've gone through a cat flat?

1127
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:17,760
Speaker 3: Have you looked the keysy?

1128
00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:20,360
Speaker 1: How big here is your cat? And how small was

1129
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: your flat?

1130
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,240
Speaker 3: So little time?

1131
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:28,279
Speaker 1: Well, Brendan, thank you. Guess what's coming up the next time?

1132
00:48:29,120 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: It's here seventy dinner party, so freshen up.

1133
00:48:32,040 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's twenty three past eight. What I want is

1134
00:48:36,719 --> 00:48:38,560
Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda at a twenty four.

1135
00:48:38,600 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: I was just perusing the TV guide and what is tonight? Well,

1136
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:44,840
Speaker 2: Motorbike Cops is on at eight o'clock tonight.

1137
00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:46,919
Speaker 1: Who does the voiceover for that?

1138
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:48,880
Speaker 3: That doesn't mention that because it's not about it.

1139
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:52,000
Speaker 1: But who does John Deeks? She does those voiceovers for

1140
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:55,800
Speaker 1: those you know? Fully well, ah, Andrew Daddo, you know.

1141
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,080
Speaker 3: He does RBT.

1142
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:58,399
Speaker 1: So which one do you do?

1143
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:01,800
Speaker 3: Bike cops on tonight? I'm motorbike Cops at eight o'clock

1144
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 3: officers stop two riders. I just prove it at all,

1145
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,080
Speaker 3: It says, well, they motivate Cops.

1146
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,360
Speaker 1: You'd assume they would.

1147
00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,320
Speaker 3: Have a Channel nine just in fairness to everyone else.

1148
00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:13,279
Speaker 3: I'm off the Bachelorette lately.

1149
00:49:13,840 --> 00:49:16,320
Speaker 2: Love Island Australia. I've been dipping in and out of

1150
00:49:16,360 --> 00:49:18,959
Speaker 2: that that's on at eight forty tonight. I noticed, though,

1151
00:49:19,560 --> 00:49:24,239
Speaker 2: nine to forty, straight after Loveland, Australia, the man with

1152
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 2: the World's biggest testicles.

1153
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,279
Speaker 1: Straight up to do with your voiceovers because your voice

1154
00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:32,719
Speaker 1: is deep.

1155
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: I said that, I said to Channel seven, I'm happy

1156
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 2: to be there. He is the man with the world's

1157
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 2: biggest So there you go enjoyment.

1158
00:49:42,080 --> 00:49:45,439
Speaker 3: Who says TV is dead realest? Why would you go

1159
00:49:45,520 --> 00:49:48,360
Speaker 3: anywhere else not entertainment?

1160
00:49:48,360 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 2: You got straight into Motorbike Cops at eight at seven,

1161
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:53,600
Speaker 2: Then you flick over to Channel nine at eight forty

1162
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:56,600
Speaker 2: to watch the Man with the World's Biggest testacles after

1163
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:57,439
Speaker 2: you've listened to How.

1164
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:02,719
Speaker 1: Does he know? Are they gonna certified? It's ourn ex

1165
00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 1: radio competition.

1166
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:06,160
Speaker 3: I don't know if you've got the calipers out to

1167
00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:06,719
Speaker 3: measure them.

1168
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:14,319
Speaker 1: Mind No, Well, anyway, seventies dinner Parties on the way.

1169
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,239
Speaker 3: And Bengo ready to go girl, so ready to go it? Well,

1170
00:50:17,320 --> 00:50:20,000
Speaker 3: let's do it. Indeed, unleash the hounds.

1171
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,799
Speaker 6: Most girls today like to do things their own way.

1172
00:50:23,239 --> 00:50:24,359
Speaker 6: You can't tell them how.

1173
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,480
Speaker 3: To cook at what you do, it's away that you

1174
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:29,320
Speaker 3: do it.

1175
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:31,440
Speaker 1: It ain't what you do, it's away that you do it.

1176
00:50:31,719 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 1: That's what yes results to you?

1177
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:33,440
Speaker 6: What?

1178
00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,840
Speaker 1: The results from last week's dinner party weren't very successful.

1179
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:38,279
Speaker 1: I think it was the worst thing we've ever had.

1180
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:42,520
Speaker 1: It was a kipper grapefruit dip. Remember that, Yes, you

1181
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 1: tasted it and said it's not that bad. Then something

1182
00:50:44,719 --> 00:50:47,560
Speaker 1: hit you. Then I tasted it and something hit me.

1183
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:49,960
Speaker 1: It ended up out of our mouths into the bin.

1184
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 2: It was one of those ones where it started I thought, yeah, it's.

1185
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: Not too bad, ended up being dreadful and then whoa,

1186
00:50:57,480 --> 00:51:02,479
Speaker 1: it's like sex. Well it ended up in the bin. Well,

1187
00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:06,839
Speaker 1: today's one is a salad. Who doesn't like a salad me?

1188
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,600
Speaker 1: It's called Sunday salad, but I'm going to break the

1189
00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: rules and make it on a Wednesday. So this is

1190
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,520
Speaker 1: an actual seventies recipe. As I always say, here's what

1191
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,440
Speaker 1: you do, here's the ingredients, all the things you think

1192
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,120
Speaker 1: of with a salad.

1193
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,359
Speaker 3: Let me guess banana, no, what.

1194
00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: Lemon? Jello, grated cheese, olives, tomato, soup, celery, and a pickle.

1195
00:51:32,000 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: So you heat the soup. In case anyone's written it

1196
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,360
Speaker 1: all down. You heat the soup to boiling point and

1197
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: pour over the jello.

1198
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 10: Duh.

1199
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,880
Speaker 1: When it's cool, you add the grated cheese, the chopped celery,

1200
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,480
Speaker 1: the olives, and the pickle. This is from missus John Colts,

1201
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:48,399
Speaker 1: who lives in Kansas. You ready to have a look. Yeah,

1202
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 1: I'll warn you. It looks like a hemorrhoid.

1203
00:51:52,239 --> 00:51:54,920
Speaker 3: Ah you put it in a bunt?

1204
00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: No, yeah, well a mold. I've put in a mold.

1205
00:51:58,320 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 1: I'm about to put it in a bunt because you're

1206
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 1: so what happens? It does look like a big red donut.

1207
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 1: It looks terrible, it does. I thought that looked when

1208
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,640
Speaker 1: I made it. I thought they looked like spaghetti. But

1209
00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:14,200
Speaker 1: that's cheese. That looks what I'm going to do, slice

1210
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,520
Speaker 1: some of it up and give it to you. This

1211
00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:17,200
Speaker 1: is a salad.

1212
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,160
Speaker 2: Sure, well, while you doing that, we'll put some toto

1213
00:52:20,239 --> 00:52:21,200
Speaker 2: afrocut some.

1214
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:22,920
Speaker 1: Toto on and when we come back, you're going to

1215
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:25,440
Speaker 1: eat the Sunday salad and you're going to imagine that

1216
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 1: it's Sunday.

1217
00:52:26,680 --> 00:52:29,560
Speaker 2: It's twenty one to nine WSFF.

1218
00:52:30,120 --> 00:52:31,680
Speaker 3: What I went WSFM?

1219
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:36,080
Speaker 2: Hello there, it's Jonesy and Amanda smoking haze about the place,

1220
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 2: twenty seven degrees in the city, thirty three in the

1221
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 2: west right now in his ninety degrees. I sound a

1222
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,880
Speaker 2: little distracted, And why wouldn't I be? Because we're doing

1223
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:44,720
Speaker 2: Amanda's seventies dinner party.

1224
00:52:45,200 --> 00:52:47,640
Speaker 6: Most girls today like to do things their own way.

1225
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,399
Speaker 6: You can't tell them how to cook.

1226
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: What you do, it's a week that you do it.

1227
00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:56,279
Speaker 1: It ain't what you do, it's away that you do it.

1228
00:52:56,560 --> 00:53:00,960
Speaker 1: That's what gets results. The results. Last week we're a

1229
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:05,120
Speaker 1: full bin. We put it in our mouths and spat

1230
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: it out. It was the kipper grapefruit dip. Who knew

1231
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,000
Speaker 1: it could be terrible? Today we've got a Sunday salad.

1232
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 1: Everyone loves a salad. How terrible can a salad be? Ingredients? Lemon, jello,

1233
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 1: grated cheese, green olives, tomato, soups, celery, pickle, and you

1234
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 1: put it into a mold with the soups boiling. You

1235
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: put the jellow. It was foul. It looks a bit

1236
00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: like a hemorrhoid. But I think it'll taste delicious. So

1237
00:53:28,000 --> 00:53:33,480
Speaker 1: I've scooped some out for you. It smells like tin spaghetti.

1238
00:53:33,960 --> 00:53:35,200
Speaker 1: Have a taste and see what you think.

1239
00:53:35,239 --> 00:53:37,120
Speaker 3: It's got a bit of a flatchy smell in the room.

1240
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:39,760
Speaker 3: Is that? Well that that was around before?

1241
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,680
Speaker 1: Big mouthful in your cat?

1242
00:53:43,719 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 3: So what's that? What's that yellow stuff?

1243
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:48,400
Speaker 1: All the yellow stuff is cheese, and there's olives and pickles.

1244
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,680
Speaker 1: What's that that's an olive?

1245
00:53:51,120 --> 00:53:51,399
Speaker 10: Is it?

1246
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1247
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,760
Speaker 3: Where's the pickle?

1248
00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:56,080
Speaker 1: It's in there. Come on, have a taste like this.

1249
00:53:56,200 --> 00:53:59,839
Speaker 1: I don't care you're at my dinner party. You'll eat

1250
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: it shoving, No wonder, I'm the only one here shoving.

1251
00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:06,759
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

1252
00:54:08,000 --> 00:54:09,919
Speaker 3: You know what, it's not that bad.

1253
00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: What does it taste of?

1254
00:54:11,640 --> 00:54:14,319
Speaker 10: It just sounds like cheese and tomato with a bit

1255
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 10: of pickle and olive.

1256
00:54:16,040 --> 00:54:18,640
Speaker 1: Well, it's true to its word, isn't it. Can I

1257
00:54:18,640 --> 00:54:19,160
Speaker 1: have a taste?

1258
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? I could eat that. Yeah, it's better than the

1259
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:23,279
Speaker 3: whatever the hell that was?

1260
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:28,640
Speaker 10: So if this was, this is new. There's a real

1261
00:54:28,760 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 10: zesty lemon gig.

1262
00:54:30,120 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: That's from the lemon jelly.

1263
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it just came through. Actually, it's really nice. It's interesting.

1264
00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 3: It's like nothing I've ever tasted. See the lemon kick

1265
00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 3: comes in. You know what, I don't mind it.

1266
00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:45,840
Speaker 1: I say, we have a Sunday salad every day of

1267
00:54:45,880 --> 00:54:46,239
Speaker 1: the week.

1268
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:49,839
Speaker 6: Please roll the jingles today like to do things their

1269
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:52,000
Speaker 6: own way. You can't tell them how to cook.

1270
00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:54,760
Speaker 12: What you do, it's a week that you do it.

1271
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 1: It ain't what you do, it's a that's what you know.

1272
00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 2: I don't know what I enjoy more eating that or

1273
00:55:04,600 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 2: you're doing that fool dance until next week?

1274
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, gets my goullies came out.

1275
00:55:10,360 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 2: We got something. Go your cash, you come straight to us.

1276
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:13,560
Speaker 2: Thirteen WSFM, it's caught to nine.

1277
00:55:13,719 --> 00:55:16,000
Speaker 3: What I want? What's WSFM? Hello there, it's.

1278
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:18,960
Speaker 2: Jonesy and a man to smoke in haze Today twenty

1279
00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,759
Speaker 2: seven degrees in the city, thirty three at our West

1280
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,399
Speaker 2: is going to be hot.

1281
00:55:21,560 --> 00:55:31,160
Speaker 3: Right now it's nineteen degrees. It is seven to nine.

1282
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 1: Tom is in Redfern. What's your goolie? Tom?

1283
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 4: Do you know what my gets? My gholies is in

1284
00:55:38,960 --> 00:55:43,200
Speaker 4: the middle of summer wearing pants to work every day.

1285
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,439
Speaker 4: I'm a simple man, simple needs and what I need

1286
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:49,719
Speaker 4: is a little bit of ventilation. You know, no one

1287
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 4: wants to get swamp crotch yep, on the way to

1288
00:55:53,040 --> 00:55:55,319
Speaker 4: work every day. It makes for a very uncomfortable day.

1289
00:55:55,400 --> 00:55:58,400
Speaker 4: So that's I've been very passionate about this for many years.

1290
00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 4: All I want is just some standard work shorts.

1291
00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,400
Speaker 1: Shorts, So you're not suggesting us a wrong.

1292
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, a sulu? What about a sulu that they wear

1293
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:06,840
Speaker 2: in Fiji?

1294
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 3: Oh?

1295
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 4: Look, I don't want to look ridiculous while I'm going

1296
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,319
Speaker 4: to work.

1297
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 1: Can I tell you this, If you worried about getting

1298
00:56:14,680 --> 00:56:17,680
Speaker 1: a hot crotch, shorts will still give you a hot cross.

1299
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:19,839
Speaker 2: I don't understand, Tom, because I wear jeans every day

1300
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,800
Speaker 2: because I'm a motorsucker.

1301
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 3: Is in fact I wear.

1302
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,400
Speaker 2: Kevlar jeans and I don't have any trouble in the

1303
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:25,240
Speaker 2: crutch department.

1304
00:56:26,719 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just maybe it's just soup pants that seem

1305
00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:31,440
Speaker 4: to affect me so much. But look, you know, you

1306
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:33,399
Speaker 4: just get a little bit more ventilation through a pair

1307
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 4: of you start.

1308
00:56:35,239 --> 00:56:37,080
Speaker 3: You want to start wearing shorts at workers, is what

1309
00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 3: you're saying. Tom.

1310
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,319
Speaker 4: I'd love to start wearing shorts work, but do it

1311
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:42,760
Speaker 4: in the seventies. I'm willing to wear those long socks

1312
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 4: that the match would shorts discuss.

1313
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 3: There's a bit of a slacker vibe when someone I

1314
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 3: think in the.

1315
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:52,520
Speaker 1: Modern workplace, we live in a country that's getting hotter

1316
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,600
Speaker 1: and hotter. Maybe we need.

1317
00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,360
Speaker 3: To look at this.

1318
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:57,960
Speaker 1: This could be our pub test tomorrow.

1319
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:01,120
Speaker 3: Maybe you wear shorty shirts.

1320
00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:06,440
Speaker 2: Warick Kappastar the Thomas Magnums remember him and Higgins used

1321
00:57:06,440 --> 00:57:08,640
Speaker 2: to always make him do work around the house up

1322
00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:09,520
Speaker 2: on a ladder when.

1323
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,920
Speaker 1: Thomas look, Tom, you've given us food for thought, and

1324
00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:13,399
Speaker 1: thank you.

1325
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:14,879
Speaker 3: Thank you Tom with the badam with the good.

1326
00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,360
Speaker 2: If you dipped out does many, you can always email

1327
00:57:16,440 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 2: us jams him dot com dot au.

1328
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 3: It's five to nine.

1329
00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,240
Speaker 1: The recaller email, email or Facebook friend wins two tickets

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Speaker 1: to an evening with John Travolta Wednesday, the sixth of

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Speaker 1: November at the Star. Ticket's a courtesy of an evening

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Speaker 1: with dot com dot Are you?

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Speaker 2: You also got a jonesy demand of tea tail this morning?

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Speaker 2: You poopooed my story I had.

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Speaker 1: I didn't poo poo the story.

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Speaker 3: What are the chances?

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Speaker 2: Basically, I had to move my fish from my pond

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Speaker 2: at my house while it gets fixed. I needed to

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Speaker 2: rehome them temporarily, so I was going to have to

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Speaker 2: go out and get a fish tank. But my nephew

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Speaker 2: is making a film about fish at my house. What

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Speaker 2: are the chances shows up at my house with a

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Speaker 2: fish tank. That's no good to anyone, just for a prop.

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Speaker 2: But I said, does that thing hold water? Says of

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Speaker 2: course it does. Of course it does.

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Speaker 1: All right. The thing is, you said, this is an

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Speaker 1: extraordinary story of what are the chances? One minute I'm.

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Speaker 2: Sitting in there, what I'm gonna I'm gonna have to

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Speaker 2: go and buy a fish egg like some fool that

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna use.

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Speaker 1: Can I speak? What are the chances? Is a segment

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Speaker 1: about extraordinary coincidence. If I wrote a message into a bottle,

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Speaker 1: threw it into the ocean, a seagull found that, took

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Speaker 1: it up into the sky, and it went in and

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Speaker 1: flew past an airplane that I was in the message

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Speaker 1: on hurlls and I see it.

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Speaker 3: You're just hard to please.

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Speaker 1: No, it wasn't one of the chances. It was called

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Speaker 1: that's mildly convenient. So we said, okay, Brendan, let's get

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Speaker 1: tales of mild convenience. It's Kelsey from Cecil Hills.

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Speaker 7: I've gone without washing my castle week.

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Speaker 8: That was absolutely filthier, but yep, got.

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Speaker 7: To take through the car wash. Woke up that morning

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Speaker 7: and it was raining.

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Speaker 1: See, moldly convenient. That's that's that's like your story. Mildly convenient.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't have to take this Friday et.

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Speaker 3: We'll be back for tomorrow, see you then, good day

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Speaker 3: to you. Well, thank god that's over.

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Speaker 4: Hood bite, good bite wipe.

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Speaker 10: All the cool kids are doing it wow. Good bye

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