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Speaker 1: Good Morning is a Christian o'connall show podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'd like to live on the edge.

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Speaker 3: I had no business going for three buttons underne The

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Speaker 3: way is the ancient pinata.

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Speaker 1: The Christian no connall Show on Gold one four point three.

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Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, It's to Christian O'Connell's show Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 4: Come on in, Jack, come on in, Pats morning, good morning.

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Speaker 4: I do any think your best birthday party is? The

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Speaker 4: best birthdays you ever had were when you were a

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Speaker 4: lot younger, right, I've been catching up before the show.

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Speaker 4: Jack would have walked into just the end of it,

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Speaker 4: but I was making a call to my I don't

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Speaker 4: know whether he's a niece or nephew. He's my sister's,

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Speaker 4: one of her, one of her four boys. He's a boy,

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Speaker 4: He's a nephew, is what they are. I never know

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Speaker 4: the difference beween a nissa and nephew. He's the age

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Speaker 4: now you can't check the old fashioned way, you know.

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Speaker 4: I always get no.

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Speaker 5: I understand when we get confused of like is it

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Speaker 5: second cousin or foot my cousin's daughter.

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Speaker 3: But nice or nephew is like something you learn in great.

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Speaker 4: Now I tell you why I get confused with a

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Speaker 4: cousin or nothing.

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Speaker 3: Too late to backtrack, might.

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Speaker 4: Be that what's a cousin? What's her nephew? What's the nie?

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Speaker 4: That's the kind of guy who doesn't distinguish. Okay, I

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Speaker 4: don't put a category in my familiar love everyone's family

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Speaker 4: to my familiar love of famil. Anyway, this young guy

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Speaker 4: who was my sister's I just described the family creature

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Speaker 4: my sister's youngest son. What a big day for him

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Speaker 4: in the UK. He's just he's just going to bet

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Speaker 4: he's just had a day as a brand new twelve

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Speaker 4: year old. So I was ringing him as his crazy

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Speaker 4: uncle down Under, just a happy birthday, and it was

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Speaker 4: telling me what he'd done for the day. I gotta

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Speaker 4: be honest, not better than these birthdays I've had over

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Speaker 4: the last twenty years GM, when all you just needed

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Speaker 4: was your friends to come round and you just did stuff.

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Speaker 4: And they live on a farm, And I said, what

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Speaker 4: was the highlight your day is? Mates come around? They

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Speaker 4: went shooting? They went shoot.

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Speaker 3: Different to the type of buddies I used to have

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Speaker 3: with pokemon masks and looney chuns, toys farm folk.

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Speaker 4: There are two rules in life aren't there There are

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Speaker 4: people that live around cities and then a bit what

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Speaker 4: goes on out in farms is completely different rules. So

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Speaker 4: my sister's got four boys, and then whenever we would

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Speaker 4: go for these weekends, it was an eye opener. I

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Speaker 4: always wished I could make a documentary of what they'd

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Speaker 4: be like, guns sling shots, saying no stuff that we're

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Speaker 4: a little bit like, I don't think you were allowed

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Speaker 4: to do that, or it's safe for no permits around here.

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Speaker 4: There's like no one around for acres to come and check.

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Speaker 4: I once saw a ten year old driving a tractor

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Speaker 4: and he could barely yeah, like cushions underneath him in

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Speaker 4: this great big John den, I went, he's ten, he

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Speaker 4: can't even drive a car. Why is it like a

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Speaker 4: big thing like that? So, but yeah, when you were

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Speaker 4: twelve and thirteen, there's a lot of your peak birthdays.

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Speaker 4: I reckon. So before we get into today's show, is

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Speaker 4: the show today?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 4: When need is a litd clarification, I reckon every hour

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Speaker 4: of the show the next day could be just clarifying

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Speaker 4: things that we said the day before that we hadn't

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Speaker 4: properly researched. Half truths, some stuff just made up enough conviction. Yesterday,

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Speaker 4: at the end of the show, we were marking the

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Speaker 4: atwork time wastes, which were weather movies. Yes, and you

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Speaker 4: started talking about a willy willy or a wet willy.

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Speaker 5: Someone sending Willy Willy's chocolate factory, that's it, And I

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Speaker 5: couldn't quite remember. I was sure there's some kind of

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Speaker 5: cyclone in Queensland that we call a WILLI yep, and

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Speaker 5: I just didn't quite grasp the correct fact.

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Speaker 4: And then you start when someone's like someone who's falling over,

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Speaker 4: they start just reaching on, grabbing stuff and bringing it

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Speaker 4: over and smashing it, making it worse. You then start

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Speaker 4: talking about a wet willy, which, let's make it all

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Speaker 4: for the show. We never need to hear.

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Speaker 5: That I was wrong about a wet willy being a cyclone.

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Speaker 5: But a wet willy is something innocent. It is when

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Speaker 5: you lick your finger and you put it in your

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Speaker 4: The mere phrase makes me feel very very When was

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Speaker 4: the last time you gave someone a wet willy? Do

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Speaker 4: you remember that? It were just people used to get

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Speaker 4: really really annoying. So yeah, a lot of emails, seriously

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Speaker 4: after the show from people clarifying it a willi willy,

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Speaker 4: a willy willie. You are right, it's an Australian. It's

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Speaker 4: a dust devil, a very small circular wind that whips

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Speaker 3: That's a willy willy dusty cyclone. That's what I was

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Speaker 3: reaching for yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Quite grade all right on today's show. Then every day

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Speaker 4: this week we can down to Mother's Day this Sunday.

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Speaker 4: Do not forget Mother's Day.

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Speaker 3: Stop directing that straight to me.

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Speaker 4: For last year you forgot just fight going on air

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Speaker 4: for five days saying we can do down to Mother's Day.

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Speaker 4: And the whole reason we're doing this is bing Lee

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Speaker 4: was to remind me able to get something for Mother's

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Speaker 4: Day and it failed on one level to remind you

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Speaker 4: to do something.

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Speaker 3: I'll get something today.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow, today's the day.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Today is my favorite day in the school year because

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Speaker 4: you know what it is, even you might be cool

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Speaker 4: fourteen year olds and sixteen year old's school photos and

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Speaker 4: it's the best ones of the year because you're in

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Speaker 4: winter uniform. Now got you not got the dresses, you've

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Speaker 4: got the big old tie, you've got the cozy jump

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Speaker 4: on as well, and they are filthy. Yes, evening all that,

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Speaker 4: one of them said they hadn't brought home the slip

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Speaker 4: right for me to sort of sign, to say to

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Speaker 4: give my permission, I said, don't worry. I'm even in

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Speaker 4: the school right now. And I did to prove a

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Speaker 4: point because I'm that petty dad. I had to suffer

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Speaker 4: with horrible school photos, so will you? And they were

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Speaker 4: going but they're always the worst photos. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 4: they're there to do. There's no filters. There's no filters

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Speaker 4: on those. And then the eye watering costs. You know, Patsy,

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Speaker 4: it's normally way too expensive. I don't know where those

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Speaker 4: photographers obviously had a tough time in lockdown. They've cracked

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Speaker 4: it up. It's I did a double tat. I was like,

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Speaker 4: how much do you want to get for that? I mean,

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Speaker 4: what are we getting? I mean hunters is it? And

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Speaker 4: I could post a campaign around Melbourne. I can't get

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Speaker 4: it's so much money as well, they're better off as

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Speaker 4: well just letting the kids take their own photos for selfies.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know what my parents used to do is

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Speaker 5: get the watermark ones they know not with.

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Speaker 4: The photographer's name on David Photography.

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Speaker 5: They would take the photos and then put them on

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Speaker 5: the internet so that you could buy the package. And

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Speaker 5: mom would just print off the ones.

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Speaker 4: My dad used to do that any theme part, you

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Speaker 4: know where they go and pick out your photo over

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Speaker 4: there and we're pinched off and you used to go

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Speaker 4: to get a mousemap. You get a MOUSEMP if you

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Speaker 4: had really posh parents. My dad would just take a

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Wait, it's just got that watermark. Cocke got the old

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Speaker 4: bloodshot eyes, like the real demo version of it. That's

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Speaker 4: what it was like. Those kids are lucky.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast as.

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Speaker 4: Always, whatever we're babbling on about in the background, you

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Speaker 4: can email late to the parties, to home of all

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Speaker 4: your emails. No topic we ever talk about on the

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Speaker 4: show is ever left completely dead. Emails that have come

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Speaker 4: in overnights. First up this morning we have Michael O'Connell.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday on the show, Patsy told us an unbelievable story

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Speaker 4: about running out of fuel. Patsy, you tell them where

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Speaker 4: were you when you run out of fuel? On Sunday

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Speaker 4: in the car wash. It had just done it cycle

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Speaker 4: in the car wouldn't start. I was stuck in there,

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Speaker 4: holding all the traffic up behind me. And then incredible

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Speaker 4: thing as Jack noticed, was that you've gone to fill up,

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Speaker 4: you know. And he could have done that first station, yes,

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Speaker 4: but I thought, no, you know, I know it's on empty.

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Speaker 4: I just I'll roll that dice again.

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Speaker 3: Of this being dirty, I just couldn't.

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Speaker 4: So yesterday we're talking about where did you run out

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Speaker 4: of fuel? Christian. I'm like Patsy and often run the

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Speaker 4: car down to close on empty. I don't know how

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Speaker 4: Telstra in the city and one Friday morning during peak

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Speaker 4: it's got a peak hour Friday. I've already annoyed. I

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Speaker 4: left the car part and was waiting to turn right

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Speaker 4: the corner of Longstoll and Exhibition Streets. So we can

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Speaker 4: all know these streets they're really quiet, aren't there? On

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Speaker 4: a Friday morning Pea Cow, As I entered the intersection,

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Speaker 4: the engine spluttered and died as I run out feel

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Speaker 4: have just hated that guy trams too. I sat in

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Speaker 4: ever had to push a car out the way?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Mine died, not because of petrol running out, but something

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Speaker 5: with the gasket. I wasn't putting water in the car.

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Speaker 5: I was the first car I owned. I was eighteen,

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Speaker 5: and I didn't really know about you had to keep

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Speaker 5: putting cooling and water in same thing in the middle

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Speaker 5: of an intersection. And I got out of my car.

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Speaker 5: I didn't even know the concept of like you could

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Speaker 5: push your car. Yeah, I thought if it didn't start,

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Speaker 5: it didn't start, So a guy from another car came

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Speaker 5: and pushed it to the side.

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Speaker 4: For tell you what, you feel like a hero if

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Speaker 4: you've helped another guy push his car. You know, it's

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Speaker 4: like a bond you will have with that guy forever.

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Speaker 4: I called the RACV. They should hang up on you.

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Speaker 4: They should go, yeah, we do do a multi breakdown.

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Speaker 4: Not if you're not. If you've done this, we won't

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Speaker 4: help you. Yes. I got the RASCV and they brought

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Speaker 4: some fear and got me going very embarrassing, you think,

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Speaker 4: and I would have learnt my lesson. But no, exactly

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Speaker 4: one week later, exactly one week later on the friday,

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Speaker 4: kind of let your anniversary, Michael O'Connell. What better way

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Speaker 4: to market does it? Again? Peak our traffic? Exactly the

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Speaker 4: same thing, exactly the same intersection. He would have seen

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Speaker 4: the same people. You're all doing that trip at the

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Speaker 4: same time. Him again. And I'm not pushing you this time.

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Speaker 4: Push your own guard, you need to say. I had

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Speaker 4: to call my old friends at the rac V. They

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Speaker 4: were not impressed. They even checked the records. It come

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Speaker 4: out seven days ago, same spot.

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Speaker 5: See you next Friday, same time place.

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Speaker 4: Podcast One they've known about living here is get someone

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Speaker 4: just a bit freaked out with the old rain, don't you.

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Speaker 4: It's like you've never seen it before. Came in today, right,

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Speaker 4: and the guy went, you've seen that rain. Oh it's

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Speaker 3: I like that.

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Speaker 4: Do you accept?

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Speaker 5: Go beyond seven days? I'll keep talking to anybody who

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Speaker 4: One we're looking into at the moment. It's a listener

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Speaker 1: One of them is.

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Speaker 4: Taste of fruit called a jury and fruit. And I'd

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Speaker 4: sorry to bother you, mister O'Connor in the afternoon baths.

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Speaker 4: I'm opening up that Durian fruit in this building right

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Speaker 4: On this swarning show them three topic Tuesday, thousand dollars

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Speaker 3: The deophiles on the Durian fruit.

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Speaker 4: Christian thank you very much on your dispatches listeners of Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: The reason why we talk about this king of fruits

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Speaker 4: And you know that when you have an X ray

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Speaker 4: on the news, as does anything in this sand town.

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Speaker 9: Five hundred students were ordered out yesterday as fire crews

439
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Speaker 9: dealt with what was thought to be a refrigerant.

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Speaker 4: Guestly are they going to do with the hoses?

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Speaker 1: Was quite intense.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it's not like some some type of guesses that

443
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Speaker 8: might have come through the condition induct.

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Speaker 9: On closer inspection, the culprit was found to be durian

445
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Speaker 9: fruit left rotting in a cupboard.

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Speaker 4: I'm reading here and Wikimipedia. The smell evokes reactions from

447
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Speaker 4: deep appreciation, too intense discussed. Those are the basically the

448
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,159
Speaker 4: two reactions to this show, aren't they deep appreciation or

449
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Speaker 4: intense disgusted? Either side of that equation has also been

450
00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:19,640
Speaker 4: described variously as rotten onions, tups, and raw suits. This

451
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Speaker 4: is on Andrew's bucket list. Mitch and Private Hospital was

452
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Speaker 4: also evacuate evacuated back in twenty fourteen after a visitor

453
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Speaker 4: brought one in as a gift, and the fibrigade them

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Speaker 4: again were called out. It's considered an aphrodisiac. What kind

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Speaker 4: of Afrodisit has such a strong kind of very wildly

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Speaker 4: varying and connider. There's a Malaysiaan saying, when the Durians

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Speaker 4: fall down, the Sarongs fly up. All right, So we're

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Speaker 4: asked you this morning. Is this true? Can we not

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Speaker 4: do this in the building? Steve? What can you tell

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Speaker 4: us about this king of fruits?

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Speaker 10: I can confirm it is the worst thing on the planet.

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Speaker 10: I've stayed in hotels in Singapore and some idiot has

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Speaker 10: heard Durian in there, and that stench lurks in rooms.

464
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Speaker 11: And hallway days.

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Speaker 10: Really, you can smell it down the block in the markets.

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Speaker 4: Really, this is amazing.

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Speaker 10: It is horrendous.

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Speaker 3: What's the smell like?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, so imagine dirty wet socks that have been

470
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Speaker 10: left in the washing machine overnight. Times fifteen thousand.

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Speaker 4: Let's recreate that. Let's send us his socks. I love this.

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Speaker 4: It's so specific, you know, I thought you're going to

473
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Speaker 4: get times a million, fifteen thousand. That's great, Steve, It's horrendous. Steve,

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Speaker 4: Good on. You have a good day. Thanks for your

475
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Speaker 4: jury and info. Intel. Sorry, thanks you good, have a

476
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Speaker 4: good one very well. Is you right, Hends it's been

477
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Speaker 4: overwhelmed by jurian Narita Narada naredaid I was right first time.

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Speaker 4: What can you tell us about Durian fruit?

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Speaker 12: Okay, we had a work colle aide, bring one into work.

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Speaker 12: The smell is horrendous. Yes, it's very much like af smeat,

481
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Speaker 12: but the fruit itself hast been a bit fibrous.

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Speaker 4: It's quite nice, yeah, but it's got to be quite delicious. Yeah,

483
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Speaker 4: you've got to get through that awful punge and.

484
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Speaker 5: How you can smell something that bad and then feel

485
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Speaker 5: like eating it.

486
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Speaker 4: Because I thought that a lot of our old factory

487
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Speaker 4: sensors taste come from they come from smell feeds into

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Speaker 4: how you perceive taste. So if you've been overwhelmed with

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Speaker 4: the smell of as we found out scientifically, fifteen thousand

490
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Speaker 4: wet socks have been left overnight, how do you get

491
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Speaker 4: past that to go? I'm starving. I can't wait to

492
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Speaker 4: try this.

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Speaker 12: Your block your nose before you eat it?

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Speaker 4: Right, okay, peg on your nose all right? Naita? Thank

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Speaker 4: you very much.

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Speaker 12: Kole you're welcome.

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Speaker 4: Thank you. It's a serious business talking about durian fruit.

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Speaker 4: No time for laughter, Peter, Good morning.

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Speaker 11: Beet, Yeah, good morning Christian. Yeah. I lived in Singapore

500
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Speaker 11: and I worked for Singapore air Lines, and they are

501
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Speaker 11: remember particularly one one day, first class passengers refused to

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Speaker 11: board the aircraft or refuse to stay on board the

503
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Speaker 11: aircraft while this passenger who had been needing jury and

504
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Speaker 11: was on board. So eventually, eventually they asked the passenger

505
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Speaker 11: to disembark and the flight took off. But yeah, I refused.

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Speaker 11: They pant the smell as that better. Who's is out

507
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Speaker 11: of your skin once you're eating it?

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Speaker 4: But everything about the story, Hang on a minute, this

509
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Speaker 4: is amazing. I know those are the old tops, the

510
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Speaker 4: top end of town. In first class. We refuse. We

511
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Speaker 4: will not be sat in pong and whi of fifteen

512
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Speaker 4: thousand songs in first class maybe those paupers at the Bakonis,

513
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Speaker 4: oh the particularly pongy today. No, we won't get on

514
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Speaker 4: this flight. We'll wait for another team. Lemon scented air

515
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Speaker 4: only for us first class folk. Peter, that's fantastic, Thank

516
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Speaker 4: you very much, you cool, Christian, Chris, Christian O'Connell show.

517
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Speaker 4: There are nine other items on Anchi's bucket list. They

518
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Speaker 4: all fade away. It's all about this King of Fruits.

519
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:15,480
Speaker 4: So much amazing description, grounding planes, evacuating universities. So we

520
00:24:15,600 --> 00:24:17,640
Speaker 4: definitely can't open it in this radio station. It would

521
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Speaker 4: actually be aggressive, an active aggression to our fellow work colleagues, right,

522
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Speaker 4: it would.

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Speaker 3: Be horrible and ourselves.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he'll be quite right. We still want to do

525
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Speaker 4: a radio show. So the question is, all right, Andrew

526
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Speaker 4: wants to try this. Where are we going to do it?

527
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Speaker 4: Where do we go to that it's going to be okay.

528
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Speaker 3: We can safely open the stinkiest fruit in the world.

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Speaker 4: Do we need to go underwater or you know, into

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Speaker 4: a submarine? Yeah, I mean maybe that's sort of that's

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Speaker 4: that good rid of smell. You ever gone small anything?

532
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Speaker 3: You don't podcast the radio show?

533
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Speaker 4: What Aji wants to do? And she just dives down,

534
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Speaker 4: She'll hoots back up. We're on the shore. They having goldtails.

535
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Speaker 4: We're down at the beach and in beautiful weather. At

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Speaker 4: the moment the right time you do to the piece

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Speaker 4: of each of this one. Where else could we go?

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Speaker 5: Well, we could go into one of those X ray

539
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Speaker 5: rooms and stand behind the because.

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Speaker 4: They're always up for pranks, there aren't they. There's never

541
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Speaker 4: been waiting to have serious kind of X rays about

542
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Speaker 4: you know what's going on with it. They're always up

543
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Speaker 4: for breakfast shows, pranking around.

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Speaker 3: You and me high behind the safety glass and we

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Speaker 3: watch it.

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Speaker 4: So we just ned binger on a lunch break. There.

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Speaker 4: The doctor's gone there, quick, quick, go go go. We

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Speaker 4: get behind that screen and Andrew's lying on the table

549
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Speaker 4: having it, yeah, wearing that lead vest. All right, do

550
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Speaker 4: you know where we can open up the jury and fruit? Do?

551
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Speaker 4: We go to the middle of the MCG. But they

552
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Speaker 4: aren't worrying that that show. People are gonna hate this show.

553
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:38,320
Speaker 4: They're going to watch some big you know game and

554
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 4: there's what is that? Is it the bombers? Why is

555
00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,600
Speaker 4: that horrible smell? O English guarne? Already they opened up

556
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Speaker 4: a jury and fruit? Here we do that? I feel

557
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Speaker 4: like I'm invoking a smell of deep disgust of that show.

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Speaker 4: Nine four one four one o four three. I mean,

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Speaker 4: have you got a spare bedroom that we can come

560
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Speaker 4: around and do it in? You know, basically, we just

561
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Speaker 4: need we need an off full of somewhere where we

562
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Speaker 4: can go and do this. I know, I know what

563
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,040
Speaker 4: we could do. There's not many flights, man, what about

564
00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 4: the middle of a runway?

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Speaker 13: No, no, there's not planes flying every hour.

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Speaker 4: If we do that one the terminals, they're hardly open

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Speaker 4: at the moment or that space there those.

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Speaker 5: Why wouldn't we just go in the middle of the

569
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Speaker 5: field then an empty fielding instead of standing on a runway.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like empty film. Let's not falled out about

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Speaker 4: empty fields.

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Speaker 1: Jack Christian podcast, Thank.

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Speaker 4: You very much for listener. Kevin suggested we open up

574
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Speaker 4: the jury and fruit and a bomb shelter. The only

575
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Speaker 4: thing with that is so you're locked in a confined

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Speaker 4: space with a really smelly thing. I'm not sure a

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Speaker 4: bomb shelter. I don't even know where. Where are they?

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Speaker 4: Good morning Greg? Where can we open up the smelliest

579
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Speaker 4: of fruits, the jury?

580
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Speaker 11: And what if you were at the middle of Port

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Speaker 11: Phillip Bay in some stinky boat, Well.

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Speaker 4: It would be a stinky boat with us with that

583
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Speaker 4: jury and fruit. Some stinky boat. What a great chance.

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Speaker 4: So that would be what's it for? It's a birthday.

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Speaker 4: You'll find out just what's in the bag. Don't worry

586
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Speaker 4: about it. You just keeping on the horizon, my friend,

587
00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:11,400
Speaker 4: do not look round. You'll smell it before you see it. Buddy,

588
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:15,760
Speaker 4: give you a good tip at the end. Suddenly he's

589
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 4: thrown us overboard. There's a mutiny on board. It's a

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Speaker 4: good idea, though, Greg. I like it. Greg, thank you

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Speaker 4: very much. You cal I have a good day, Annie,

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Speaker 4: Good morning.

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Speaker 14: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 6: How are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good Annie. I'm trying to find where we can

596
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Speaker 4: open up a jury and fruit. Where could we go?

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Speaker 14: I'm more than happy to be to offer you my

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Speaker 14: backout if you wanted to come around so because and

599
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Speaker 14: open it there. Because I've never heard of it until

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Speaker 14: you mentioned it. I'll be interested to see what it's

601
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Speaker 14: like myself.

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Speaker 4: Actually, how any think your neighbors have felt about your

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Speaker 4: interest in dury in Front? I wonder if they've got

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Speaker 4: to share the same interesting in fat the neighbors around?

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Speaker 10: Probably not?

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Speaker 4: And whereabouts? Are we talking?

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Speaker 6: A Noble park?

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Speaker 4: All right? So a nice, busy populated area so we

609
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Speaker 4: can evacuate the whole of Noble Park make you really

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Speaker 4: popular with the neighbors.

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Speaker 14: Well, I'm not that fast for mums stand down park,

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Speaker 14: last course, so I'm not that fast as you know,

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Speaker 14: so on it was a better kale to stand down strap.

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Speaker 4: It to the back of a jockey in a race.

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Speaker 4: They could dispense it as they're going round and round

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Speaker 4: around thanks to the health man. Have a good day.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: All Right time for three topic Tuesday, lell we do

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Speaker 4: three phone ins running at the same time this morning,

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Speaker 4: kicking off with one to do with mums every day

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Speaker 4: this week celebrate Mother's Day. We're giving away one thousand

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Speaker 4: dollars every day spend at Bingley. Today we're after your

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Speaker 4: stories about when did your mom embarrass you? Nine four

624
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Speaker 4: one four one oh four to three. I asked my

625
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Speaker 4: kids yesterday. I asked my fourteen year old Lois. She

626
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Speaker 4: got a story about your mom embarrassing you. This is

627
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Speaker 4: a fresh one from just last week.

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Speaker 15: Most embarrassing thing mum's ever done to me?

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Speaker 4: My children sounds so Australian. Now they have really let

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Speaker 4: me down. They gave in too soon. This is not

631
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Speaker 4: the child I arrived with three years ago. Where have

632
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Speaker 4: you gone?

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Speaker 15: Most embarrassing thing mum's ever done to me is the

634
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Speaker 15: other day when she was dropping me at school? I asked,

635
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Speaker 15: had dropped me around the corner. But she pulled up

636
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Speaker 15: right in front of the gates to the school, and

637
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 15: the head teacher was there and Reggie and Nicha. The

638
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 15: dogs were like barking, and I was trying to get

639
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Speaker 15: my school bag and it was so embarrassing. And then

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Speaker 15: the head teacher came up to the window to talk

641
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Speaker 15: to mom and she was like, of course you have

642
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Speaker 15: a very chaotic household, don't you. And the dogs were

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Speaker 15: barking and it was so embarrassing. All the kids were

644
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Speaker 15: looking at me and judging me.

645
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,520
Speaker 4: That noise. At the end, I was just staring at her, going,

646
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Speaker 4: maybe she just needs to get this out of her.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. This is the sound of what it's

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Speaker 4: like to be a fourteen year old teenager, A primal scream,

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Speaker 4: embarrassed by your mom. Chris, without Patsy knowing, Chris the

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Speaker 4: wherever you love God. Patsy's husband asked your little daughter

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Speaker 4: Audie what she had to say about embarrassing mums stories.

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Speaker 16: My mom's embarrassing when she goes out to the mailbox

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Speaker 16: and the ninety that's way too short.

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Speaker 6: A little mongrel mongrel daughter mother's day.

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Speaker 4: Oh turn there at the delightful.

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Speaker 16: My mom's embarrassing when she picks me up from the

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Speaker 16: bus stop at four fifteen on the dot in her pajamas,

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Speaker 16: pajama pants, pajama tops, jumper slippers, glasses are on heads

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Speaker 16: tied back with the frizzies at the front. And then

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Speaker 16: when we get home, she's like, all right, I'm gonna

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Speaker 16: start cooking dinner. She's still love.

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Speaker 4: Jamma, do you know what your daughter? Order is a

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Speaker 4: natural storyteller. She is so funny, Patsy, I'm getting we're

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Speaker 4: just getting profile basically the moment you finished at nine

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Speaker 4: o'clock news, you're putting your Peter Alexander's on pretty much

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Speaker 4: and you're getting that. They're getting the post. You're going

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Speaker 4: to pick her up at four point fifteen, Yes, four fifteen,

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Speaker 4: all that? All right? We're looking for your embarrassing mum stories?

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Speaker 4: What have you got?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show, Podcast.

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Speaker 4: Three, Top Chuesday. We're kicking off with our first one

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Speaker 4: this morning, which is when did your mum embarrass you?

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Speaker 4: Nine four one four one oh four three. We're looking

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Speaker 4: for your embarrassing mum's story. Jordan, Good morning, Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 17: One morning, my mom went to come pick me up

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Speaker 17: from school. We're at the front of the school. We

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Speaker 17: couldn't find a find a.

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Speaker 11: Car because she's got to put the handbrake on, went

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Speaker 11: down the hill and hit someone else's car from school.

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Speaker 4: I love this. Obviously a few years ago with handbrakes

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Speaker 4: and so that that is amazing, the embarrassment, and then

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Speaker 4: also that's that's talked about in the school four months

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Speaker 4: after that. Yeah, yeah, that's great. Jordan, Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: You cool. Have a good day, buddy, Thank you, good boy, Joanne, Joanne,

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Speaker 4: He's I'm here. Ah, there you go, Joanne. We got you. Joanne.

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Speaker 4: What's your embarrassing mum's story for us this morning?

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Speaker 18: Well, this is really embarrassing. When I took my partner

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Speaker 18: to meet my parents for the very first time, my

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Speaker 18: mom will sit in the landroom and my mom was

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Speaker 18: dusting and she was using my dad used jobs.

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Speaker 4: Wow, it's a it's.

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Speaker 18: A good Well not really, because I sipped up the

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Speaker 18: tool because I was, what stead embarrassed and she said, well,

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Speaker 18: they do it anyway.

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Speaker 4: Joanne, thank you very much. You cool. Okay, all right,

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Speaker 4: let's go to mary Anne. Good morning, mary Anne. What's

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Speaker 4: your embarrassing mom's story? The one in.

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Speaker 2: Christian When I was ten years old, my mum andered

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Speaker 2: be into the Dog and Dog Owner book alike contest

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Speaker 2: at the local puppy draining school.

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Speaker 4: Yes, so it was people that looked a bit like

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Speaker 4: that dog. Yes.

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Speaker 2: By the time I had like this is pick long

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Speaker 2: ginger hair. We had a ginger coppice finel. My mom

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Speaker 2: on a wind bunched up my hair into two pigtails

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Speaker 2: beside my heads make it look like two ginger floppy ears.

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Speaker 2: Practically pushed me onto stage and they you sit beside

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Speaker 2: my dog. And there was a crowd form and people

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Speaker 2: started laughing. It was quite embarrassing. But at one third place.

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Speaker 4: So this is like a scene in a movie, isn't

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Speaker 4: it when they really was half or later they're a

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Speaker 4: serial killer and we all go, I understand it, and

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Speaker 4: I get that. You know, that's a terrible trauma, public shaming.

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Speaker 4: It's not what they used to do with Like the

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Speaker 4: circus is in town. Come come look at the girl

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Speaker 4: that looks like her dog.

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Speaker 2: Look a million package macOS was on off us.

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Speaker 1: So what did the dog get?

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Speaker 4: Nothing? That show bears dog. That's incredible. What a story?

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Speaker 4: And what's your name of your mum, Brenda, Brenda. That's great,

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Speaker 4: Mary Anne, thank you very much. You cool. You might

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Speaker 4: be the winner today we see thank you.

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Speaker 2: Christian the Christian.

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Speaker 1: O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Jackie boy, your mum is very cool. She's cool. Mom

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Speaker 4: should embarrass you.

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Speaker 5: When I was in grade one, we had to sew

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Speaker 5: teddy bears together as for one class, right, make our

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Speaker 5: own teddy Bears.

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Speaker 4: I saw a movie like this, What have been so

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Speaker 4: teddy bears together? We're all in a circle. Why were

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Speaker 4: you joining them up? That's horrific the child to see.

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Speaker 3: That we weren't joining them up. Oh, there was two

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Speaker 3: sides to the teddy bear making that we were making

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Speaker 3: the teddy Bears.

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Speaker 4: Thanks mate.

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Speaker 5: For whatever reason, I was really bad at its super slow,

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Speaker 5: it's sewing. And I told my mum that that night

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Speaker 5: when I got home, and she was friends with the teacher,

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Speaker 5: so she called the teacher and said, Jack's worried about

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Speaker 5: his teddy bear.

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Speaker 4: The next morning, when I and he was sixteen, it's

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Speaker 4: you know, it's tough.

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Speaker 5: The next day, when we were ready to sew the

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Speaker 5: teddy Bears again, the teacher got it out and said,

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Speaker 5: and Jack, here's your teddy bear. And the magic fairies

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Speaker 5: have visited over.

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Speaker 4: The What happened to the rest of the classmates? Did

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Speaker 4: they all know?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they started calling me Mama's bear.

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Speaker 4: But what a cute name. Let's bring it back and

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Speaker 4: la Mama's bear. All right, we got to We've got here,

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Speaker 4: We got Jenny Jane, good morning.

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Speaker 7: Hi Kristin, how are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm good, Welcome to the show. Thanks recording. So you've

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Speaker 4: got a story about your mum embarrassing you.

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Speaker 7: My brother, Actually, my brother had a new friend that

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Speaker 7: had just arrived at the school and he took him

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Speaker 7: away for the weekend with my mom, dad and one

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Speaker 7: of their friends and to the beach the lovely weekends,

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Speaker 7: and my mom and the friend of hers decided to

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Speaker 7: take their guys off, and Skinny did.

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Speaker 12: In front of my brother at the beach.

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Speaker 18: Oh no, never stated.

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Speaker 3: Hard to come back from that one.

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Speaker 7: It's not the only time she did it in our lifetime,

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Speaker 7: by the way.

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Speaker 12: But yeah, so this.

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Speaker 4: Is reminds me of that song Stacy's Mum's got it

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Speaker 4: going on? Remember that? Oh my, that is like, that's

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Speaker 4: the worst thing camping in your young boy's life, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: Seeing your parents naked anyway. But then your new mate

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Speaker 4: seeing your mom on display, it all there.

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Speaker 7: This mate is one of those kids that remembers everything,

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Speaker 7: stirs and so twenty thirty years never every time we.

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Speaker 4: See you, don't see that.

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Speaker 3: No one forgets that.

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to imagine it right now. Now that sounds creepy.

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Speaker 4: Actually yeah, okay, Jane, thank you very much, you girl,

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Speaker 4: Christian conn also mary Anne Christin Mary Anne, you win

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Speaker 4: the one thousand dollars to spend it, Binglee, well done.

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Speaker 2: Oh perfect, Thank you so much.

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Speaker 4: That's a story like that weather when your mum enters

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Speaker 4: you and a dog into a owner and dog look

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Speaker 4: alike competition. You deserve whatever prizes we've got for the

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Speaker 4: trauma you must have suffered. Okay, it's your let me

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Speaker 4: sell you. I we go some way to healing the wound.

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Speaker 4: O Cake, thank you so much, brilliant story. Thanks for caring. Spoil.

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Speaker 4: I almost said soil your mom this Christmas busy show today.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry, bing Lee, your business say on this radio station,

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Speaker 4: spoil your mom this Mother's Day with great gift ideas

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Speaker 4: from Binglee. Okay, three topic Tuesday. The other two topics

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Speaker 4: this morning on nine four one four one oh four three.

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Speaker 4: When did lightning strike twice? About two hours ago? Right

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Speaker 4: early early on in the show, we read an email

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Speaker 4: from this called Michael O'Connell, and he was talking about

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Speaker 4: where he ran out of fuel. He ran out of

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Speaker 4: fuel right in the middle of the CBD on a

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Speaker 4: Friday morning. And then seven days later exactly the same spot,

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Speaker 4: Exhibition Street and the corner of Lonsdale, exactly the same spot.

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Speaker 4: It would have recognized the same people getting really really

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Speaker 4: annoyed with him. Second phone called week later, like an

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Speaker 4: anniversary of it, to ra ACV to say, come, we

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Speaker 4: can give me some fuel. Police, I've done it again,

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Speaker 4: They say this lightning never strikes twice? When has it?

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Speaker 4: Something's happened to you exactly the same thing again? When

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Speaker 4: has lightning struck twice? One o four three? And what

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Speaker 4: is your school famous for? Do you have a reason

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Speaker 4: why your school is famous? Nine four one four one

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Speaker 4: oh four three. Mummy's bear in the studio here Jack

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Speaker 4: post his school's famous something? What have you got? Mustic's better?

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Speaker 5: Our school's claim to fame was it was used in

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Speaker 5: the filming of a taxi ride video clip, not for

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Speaker 5: one of their two famous songs one of the ones

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Speaker 5: that didn't break through and get played on radio, but

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Speaker 5: Taxi Rider after school?

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Speaker 4: Yeahs did it came to fame? Question?

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Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast this morning.

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Speaker 4: We're asking you when did lightning strike twice? And what

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Speaker 4: is your school famous for? Having a reason why your

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Speaker 4: school has infamy.

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Speaker 3: Or for me fame.

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Speaker 4: Let's go with the correct words where possible on the

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Speaker 4: radio wireless. Let's get some stories now on three topic Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: Emma, it's a mina.

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Speaker 6: Actually, lightning struck twice, not a problem. It happens all

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Speaker 6: the time. Lightning struck twice. I was walking down the

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Speaker 6: stairs carrying breakfast down the stairs, rolled my right ankle

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Speaker 6: on the second step, went to correct, flailing about, corrected

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Speaker 6: with my left on the next step, and did the

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Speaker 6: exact same thing with my ankle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and why opened that breakfast that you carry down

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Speaker 4: the stairs? The orange juice?

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Speaker 6: I'm not so concerned about the breakfast, Actually, no, I was.

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Speaker 3: When I got up, I was, I would be.

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Speaker 4: I was looking forward to that cross only nice all

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Speaker 4: butter ones as well. I'll get to the ankles in

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Speaker 4: a minute. I just eat it off the floor like

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Speaker 4: a dog.

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Speaker 6: Getting to the hospital was fun though, because I explained

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Speaker 6: that I had rolled my ankles, and the nurse, of

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Speaker 6: course asked which one ankles? Pour all over, rolled both

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Speaker 6: my ankles, and she's pushed her chair away from the

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Speaker 6: desk because they sit behind that little desk and kind

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Speaker 6: of looked over at me and obviously both very swollen

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Speaker 6: and purple, and sort of went, let me get you

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Speaker 6: a wheelchair. Probably a good.

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Speaker 4: Idea, that must have been acony amana. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: You cool, all right, take care, We've got Melissa now,

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Speaker 4: good morning, Melissa.

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Speaker 19: Christ here a, you're going.

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Speaker 4: I'm good. So so when did lightning strike twice for you?

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Speaker 19: Well, I'll live out in the country and driving to

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Speaker 19: work early one morning, unfortunately hit a kangaroo and did

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Speaker 19: quite a bit of damage to the left quarter of

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Speaker 19: panels the car to put to the smash of pairs,

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Speaker 19: got the car fixed. Driving to work one week later,

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Speaker 19: hit another kangaroo, did exactly the same damage in exactly

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Speaker 19: the same spot.

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Speaker 4: They're going to be talking about you. Those kangaroos are

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Speaker 4: thinking you've got some problem with them.

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Speaker 3: Wow, Well they've got to deal with the panel beeder.

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Speaker 4: Melessa. That's incredible, Minissa, thank you very much. She called us.

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Speaker 4: Go to Tim. Tim. Hey, christ I'm going to Tim, Tim,

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Speaker 4: what's your story for us?

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Speaker 8: A line frank twice, A restaurant and the dentists. I

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Speaker 8: went to the dentists, got a filling put in, I said,

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Speaker 8: don hard foods for the next twenty four hours. I

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Speaker 8: decided to go to dinner with some friends. Had a

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Speaker 8: spring roll pancake piln came out knapped in half.

871
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:56,799
Speaker 4: I swallowed it.

872
00:40:56,840 --> 00:41:00,000
Speaker 8: Felve months later, exact same restaurants, exact same meal, exactly

873
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 8: same problem.

874
00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:06,720
Speaker 4: And also, you know, what are your teeth made? Now?

875
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 4: It's not a crunchy thing, is it? You know, spring

876
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,720
Speaker 4: it's quite a soft thing really on those nationals, he said.

877
00:41:16,000 --> 00:41:19,879
Speaker 4: I it's a very expensive problem to have, as well as.

878
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 8: It's all right they replaced it for free.

879
00:41:22,320 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I reckon. They're working in cahoots the dentiss with

880
00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:27,160
Speaker 4: that restaurant. They're trucking next to a little bits of grits

881
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:29,880
Speaker 4: or rocks in your spring rolls. Tim to thank you

882
00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:30,640
Speaker 4: very much, and Cole.

883
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:31,960
Speaker 8: It goes over.

884
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 1: Good Day, The Christian o'connells show podcast.

885
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:39,719
Speaker 4: Oh good morning, Hey, Hey, I'm good welcome to the show.

886
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 4: That's the corning. And tell me what is your school

887
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 4: famous for, Paul, School save.

888
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 17: For thirty kids getting suspended in one day for wearing

889
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,120
Speaker 17: hair gelt.

890
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,680
Speaker 4: Oh wow, this is incredible. It was always about hair.

891
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:54,080
Speaker 4: How many people have fallen out and been sent home

892
00:41:54,120 --> 00:41:56,840
Speaker 4: for having some issue with hair? Were all about a

893
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,440
Speaker 4: couple of weeks ago on the show there was a

894
00:41:58,520 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 4: post school over in Perth.

895
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 3: Wasn't it The bend of the Mullet, the band the Money.

896
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 4: Which is of only on Australian move But hair gel

897
00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,920
Speaker 4: I'm guessing this is back in the eighties, not two.

898
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 5: Thousand, mate.

899
00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:10,399
Speaker 17: I was one of the kids that got suspended as well.

900
00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 4: Here thirty of you do you all walk out at

901
00:42:14,840 --> 00:42:16,480
Speaker 4: the same time. It's like going on strike.

902
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,839
Speaker 17: They had to call our parents there. As you can tell,

903
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,040
Speaker 17: my mother was not impressed at all. But yeah, we

904
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 17: made the news, We made the current appearent.

905
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 1: It was great, Paul.

906
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 3: Let me guess I was a student at school at

907
00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,759
Speaker 3: the same time as you. Hair gel.

908
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,319
Speaker 5: It was that rock hard stuff that like your here

909
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:35,880
Speaker 5: went cement, it crystallized.

910
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yep.

911
00:42:37,920 --> 00:42:39,920
Speaker 17: In profile was the stuff. It was the good stuff.

912
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 4: It's the good stuff. It's a good gy. Yeah. And

913
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,560
Speaker 4: then what do you have to literally go home for

914
00:42:43,560 --> 00:42:45,839
Speaker 4: the day and then back in tomorrow minus the hair gel.

915
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:48,359
Speaker 10: I now we're allowed to wear hair gel.

916
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 17: After that, there was a big approall by the parents.

917
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,919
Speaker 4: But yeah, and the school back down.

918
00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 17: School, we took a stand as well.

919
00:42:54,480 --> 00:42:59,080
Speaker 4: We pulled everyone out in people. This is an even

920
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 4: better story. Now, who knew? You rose up? You rose up,

921
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 4: you gelled up?

922
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 3: The hal revolution rare?

923
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:08,360
Speaker 4: Rare? Is it the school that backs down? They hold

924
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:10,760
Speaker 4: that line, don't they? Not the police? They hold the line.

925
00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 4: But you you won, You guys won. That's amazing. I

926
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:16,440
Speaker 4: love that. We should do stories tomorrow about why did

927
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,920
Speaker 4: you get sent home from school? I bet ninety percent

928
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 4: of the calls about something to do with your hair. Paul,

929
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,120
Speaker 4: that's an awesome story. I'm going to send your prize mate.

930
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:29,640
Speaker 4: Love that, Claris, cheers. Let's go to Alex. Come on, Alex, Christian,

931
00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:32,320
Speaker 4: here you go. All right, I'm good. So lightning striking twice,

932
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 4: lighting struck twice.

933
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:37,479
Speaker 17: So I won a Christmas raffle when an Easter raffle, sorry,

934
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 17: when I was about ten years older. The doctor's clinic

935
00:43:40,560 --> 00:43:42,400
Speaker 17: and I went in about ten years later and they

936
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 17: had the same raffle. I bought another ticket and sure

937
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 17: enough I won.

938
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:50,040
Speaker 4: It's amazing it's him again. He's a serial winner. We

939
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 4: have them in radio as well. Ten years later, now

940
00:43:53,600 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 4: an adult, you win the same thing at the same

941
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 4: time of year. That is incredible. That's an awesome story.

942
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:01,040
Speaker 17: Thank you absolutely, Christian.

943
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:05,279
Speaker 1: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.

944
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 4: What I'm about to share may well be for sons,

945
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,680
Speaker 4: for husbands, for kids. The most important thing you hear

946
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,880
Speaker 4: from me this year, Moms, if you're listening to the

947
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:19,920
Speaker 4: show right now, hit scam all right, go to one

948
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:23,600
Speaker 4: of the other poso shows, Fox, something like that. Just

949
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 4: stick that on for the next five minutes. Moms, do

950
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:27,960
Speaker 4: not hear what I'm about to say. It could ruin

951
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 4: an amazing surprise this weekend. Lois my darling fourteen year

952
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:33,759
Speaker 4: old daughter. I know you listen right now. You need

953
00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 4: to get mum to turn the radio off. Please turn

954
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:39,600
Speaker 4: the radio off, Lois, to not be listening to your

955
00:44:39,680 --> 00:44:42,480
Speaker 4: dad right now. I'm about to share with Melbourne what

956
00:44:42,520 --> 00:44:43,920
Speaker 4: we discussed last night.

957
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 14: Just do it.

958
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:49,520
Speaker 4: Please stop moaning those just do it all right. Every

959
00:44:49,600 --> 00:44:52,040
Speaker 4: year I do this and it always.

960
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,080
Speaker 3: Wins a Mother's Day hack.

961
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 4: Oh my word, this is great. I make this is

962
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,920
Speaker 4: my signature dish every year. I make what I call

963
00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 4: the emotional tear jerkin slide show. All you need are

964
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 4: some photos we've.

965
00:45:04,520 --> 00:45:09,440
Speaker 3: Got and you're a sucker, Yes.

966
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,520
Speaker 4: I love these right. All you need the first thing

967
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 4: you need to do right, you're laying down the sweet

968
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 4: bit in the middle, the soft newga center. That's the

969
00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,799
Speaker 4: heart of this. Okay, the rest of it. You've got

970
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 4: to think of it like a great sandwich. What's the

971
00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:22,720
Speaker 4: star bit in the middle. That's the heart, my friend.

972
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 4: You need a tear jerking song to put the photos

973
00:45:25,360 --> 00:45:28,760
Speaker 4: with you, and listen. Don't bring that song in immediately.

974
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,320
Speaker 4: You start with a couple of photos and then bang

975
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:33,440
Speaker 4: twenty seconds in when they're just starting to soften up

976
00:45:33,440 --> 00:45:37,799
Speaker 4: a bit. Yeah, we take it up a notche You

977
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:41,400
Speaker 4: take it straight to the center of the heart. The

978
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:45,719
Speaker 4: emotional tear jerkin side show has never not worked in

979
00:45:45,800 --> 00:45:48,200
Speaker 4: my house. Yesterday my wife went out for an hour

980
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 4: in the evening. I went running straight to see the kids, right,

981
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 4: I said, Hey, secret meeting out Mother's Day. They went

982
00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:58,040
Speaker 4: on this, oh god, slide show. Hey, it works every year.

983
00:45:58,480 --> 00:46:03,319
Speaker 4: Come on and I've gone for a new song this year,

984
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:07,799
Speaker 4: I've never ever gone for it will work, but you've

985
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,480
Speaker 4: got to pay set out. If it's thirty seconds, then

986
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 4: you come over this if you're interested in doing this,

987
00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 4: I have about ten songs that I can email you

988
00:46:16,239 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 4: that I've used that are all guaranteed tear jerkers.

989
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 5: Do you refresh your photos because I know if you

990
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 5: do this every Mother's Day, I know you did it

991
00:46:23,640 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 5: for Sarah's birthday as well, so that's twice a year

992
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:27,520
Speaker 5: that you're doing the big slideshow.

993
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:30,320
Speaker 4: I did it for my sixteen year old's birthday last

994
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,080
Speaker 4: July right, and my wife and I were in tears

995
00:46:33,120 --> 00:46:37,120
Speaker 4: because it's like everything in three minutes, a whole sixteen years,

996
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 4: from babies to all that, and you're like and family members.

997
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 4: It's really emotional. Later on the evening, I watched it

998
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:44,960
Speaker 4: again with Ruby right and I was in it. I

999
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:47,319
Speaker 4: was an absolute mess. Ruby put her hand on minor

1000
00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:51,480
Speaker 4: went it's going to be okay, and I went, isn't

1001
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:55,560
Speaker 4: this my job to do the robs the reverse really

1002
00:46:55,600 --> 00:47:00,799
Speaker 4: really quickly? So this works? Make the emotional tear jerk montage.

1003
00:47:01,120 --> 00:47:04,719
Speaker 4: Don't just use photos. They're not enough. Okay, the real

1004
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 4: heart punch on this, so it's too aggressive, the real

1005
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:11,280
Speaker 4: the real heart swelling bomb, the love bomb is bringing

1006
00:47:11,280 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 4: that song in. But don't open with the song. You

1007
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,680
Speaker 4: get a couple of photos and never like this. Oh god,

1008
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 4: this must have taken it and you know, oh we've

1009
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 4: only just started. Then you bring in the main course. Okay,

1010
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,279
Speaker 4: how long does it go for the length of the song?

1011
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 4: Has to go for the length of the song. Okay,

1012
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 4: various family members with the kids over the years, and

1013
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 4: maybe a little messages and stuff like that. Please Jack,

1014
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:33,359
Speaker 4: try it this year.

1015
00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 5: I'll try it this year. The only problem is Mum

1016
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:39,080
Speaker 5: is the gatekeeper of all the photos, all the photos

1017
00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 5: we have. Is like I would have to hack.

1018
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 13: Onto a computer's computer just say I need some photos

1019
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:48,120
Speaker 13: to show funny pranks.

1020
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, you go around.

1021
00:47:50,120 --> 00:47:56,839
Speaker 4: She doesn't know you're working on. Now, do not use

1022
00:47:56,920 --> 00:47:59,440
Speaker 4: this song because I haven't tried and tested it. I

1023
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:02,240
Speaker 4: cannot gear te successfu. Like I said, there are ten others.

1024
00:48:02,280 --> 00:48:05,319
Speaker 4: I guarantee tears, Guys, I guarantee tears. If you need

1025
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,680
Speaker 4: those songs, email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com

1026
00:48:08,680 --> 00:48:12,560
Speaker 4: dot Au Guys, Sunstarters, good Luck, The.

1027
00:48:12,640 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1028
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 4: Wow for Star Wars fans, what to day it is today?

1029
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 4: May the Fourth be with you? Get a life but.

1030
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,200
Speaker 3: Star Wars?

1031
00:48:29,239 --> 00:48:32,840
Speaker 4: But you know, do we need this every The movies

1032
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 4: are big enough without an annual kind of global events.

1033
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:39,399
Speaker 4: I love the Star Wars movies. Grew up on them.

1034
00:48:39,480 --> 00:48:43,680
Speaker 4: It's some of the Star Wars fans are just Almo

1035
00:48:43,719 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 4: was that fundamentalists? You know, That's what I worry.

1036
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 3: I worry about doing the time.

1037
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:49,320
Speaker 4: I'll be worried today and I'm really worried.

1038
00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 3: Pronounce obi wan kenobian.

1039
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 4: Then all right, so we're looking for Star Wars songs today.

1040
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:03,040
Speaker 4: Star Wars songs, Skywalking on Sunshine, Silver, C three p Oh,

1041
00:49:03,239 --> 00:49:06,759
Speaker 4: pretty woman Gold. Now you know who C three p

1042
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:07,120
Speaker 4: O is?

1043
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,560
Speaker 3: I know he's the Golden Man.

1044
00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 4: The gold Man, the Robot Butler. Don't you back her

1045
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,200
Speaker 4: in Anger? Silver? Damn it? I knew it as well.

1046
00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:19,400
Speaker 4: It's more or less a bronze be honest man video

1047
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 4: killed the Death Star, Oh Gold. May the Fourth be

1048
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 4: with you, Wookie ing Wookie. You know Wookie is yet

1049
00:49:28,200 --> 00:49:36,160
Speaker 4: working nine till five instead of working nine took heay,

1050
00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 4: Patty enjoys to laugh. That's gold.

1051
00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,640
Speaker 3: Silver plus is the best I can do.

1052
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:45,319
Speaker 4: My Star Wars people are laughing right now, moves like

1053
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:49,439
Speaker 4: jabber gold plus. All right, jack, what have you got

1054
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,600
Speaker 4: Star Wars songs?

1055
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,840
Speaker 3: May the Fourth be with or without You?

1056
00:49:54,719 --> 00:49:55,520
Speaker 4: That's gold.

1057
00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:02,839
Speaker 3: Blame it on the Wookie, Blame it on the Boogie bad.

1058
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, So don't luke back in anger? Oh now,

1059
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,880
Speaker 4: that's better than mine. That's gold. Well done.

1060
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:12,479
Speaker 3: You're the obi one that I want.

1061
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 4: Oh again, gold first someone who's barely seen them. You're

1062
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 4: kidding it this morning?

1063
00:50:17,000 --> 00:50:20,520
Speaker 5: Okay? And I'll finish with the James Blunt beautiful ballad,

1064
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 5: Jedi My Lover, Jedi my Friend.

1065
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:28,400
Speaker 4: You have been the finishing Honor Bronze.

1066
00:50:28,800 --> 00:50:31,520
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

1067
00:50:31,120 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 4: Today's time waste on Star Wars Day. May the Fourth

1068
00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 4: be with You? Is your Star Wars songs? Jackie Boye.

1069
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 4: Have you seen many of the movies?

1070
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:46,600
Speaker 5: I've seen the original three when I was a kid.

1071
00:50:47,600 --> 00:50:48,799
Speaker 5: Did they all merge into one?

1072
00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 3: For me?

1073
00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,360
Speaker 5: It just didn't really charm me the same way it

1074
00:50:51,400 --> 00:50:53,240
Speaker 5: obviously charmed a generation.

1075
00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 4: Movies? Did you like them?

1076
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:57,080
Speaker 3: I love them? I felt that great.

1077
00:50:57,239 --> 00:51:02,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, Chebacco in the USSR. Gold Mark, I see three,

1078
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 4: p U Baby shaking that ass.

1079
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:11,680
Speaker 3: Civil plus with it without you Chew Chew, Butcher Backer Bronze.

1080
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:14,520
Speaker 4: I don't reget he saw those three? Do you know?

1081
00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 4: If you're confused by Chu, you didn't three.

1082
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:23,080
Speaker 13: They never called in any of the calls him chew

1083
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:23,880
Speaker 13: and they called him chew.

1084
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,920
Speaker 3: They never called him chew.

1085
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 4: You've not seen three?

1086
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:34,440
Speaker 3: Hey, Chu passed the remote.

1087
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:36,520
Speaker 4: Yoda voice by Pansie Gold. That's very good. What Michelle,

1088
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:45,520
Speaker 4: uh Layer, let die simple Bronze, Oh, simple, simple Chris,

1089
00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:52,200
Speaker 4: lovely things your friends on the radio, simp Chris working

1090
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 4: in Memphis with old Mark Cohen, Old.

1091
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 5: Mate, it's a bit derivative if you're one silver.

1092
00:51:58,040 --> 00:52:00,720
Speaker 4: Oh, he's telling everyone off today because he wasn't charmed

1093
00:52:00,800 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 4: by them, not charmed by an entire generation. Wook me

1094
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 4: up before you go go oh, he's charmed by gat

1095
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 4: Catherine dancing in the dark.

1096
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:10,840
Speaker 3: Gold.

1097
00:52:10,880 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 4: That's great, Benny boy Luke, I am your father and son,

1098
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,439
Speaker 4: sivil plus, I like to call you. I'm just cool

1099
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 4: to say I love Chew Chewbacca.

1100
00:52:19,320 --> 00:52:21,240
Speaker 3: They don't call him tube, they call.

1101
00:52:21,160 --> 00:52:25,400
Speaker 4: Him chewy Man. Jedi of the Tiger sivil plus. Come on,

1102
00:52:25,480 --> 00:52:28,760
Speaker 4: that's gold. That's smart. Kirsty sith or sith out you

1103
00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:35,480
Speaker 4: Gold sitting on the dock of the baby goldfer Oh Steven,

1104
00:52:35,560 --> 00:52:40,120
Speaker 4: that is very good with a pH. Hello, is it droids?

1105
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,000
Speaker 4: You're looking for bronze?

1106
00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 1: He didn't get it.

1107
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:50,160
Speaker 4: Baby Yoda been a bad, bad thing gold cluss, Oh, Kerry,

1108
00:52:50,239 --> 00:52:52,840
Speaker 4: that is really funny. Nothing compares to R two D

1109
00:52:53,000 --> 00:52:57,560
Speaker 4: two silver, Ricky Martin live in La Vida Yoda Gold.

1110
00:52:58,719 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 4: When clones cry bronze Mandalorian, I feel.

1111
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,040
Speaker 3: Like a wookie gold doubler.

1112
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 4: That's very very good. Wookie class man Gold.

1113
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,719
Speaker 3: All right, who's evesy grog?

1114
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 9: Yeah?

1115
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:13,600
Speaker 4: They were outstanding. Who is getting the Interi floor a

1116
00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,120
Speaker 4: two hundred and fifty dollars vouchers?

1117
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 3: Congratulations to sipping on the dock of the bay.

1118
00:53:17,800 --> 00:53:20,399
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, well down everyone. They were outstanding. Thank

1119
00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:23,320
Speaker 4: you very much, Tyler. Today's show has to be Dirty

1120
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:26,640
Speaker 4: Wet Sox times fifteen thousand. Thanks for listening and joining

1121
00:53:26,680 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 4: your day.

1122
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:31,399
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