Speaker 1: Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 2: You can jump on me.
Speaker 3: I was very popular in the seventies.
Speaker 4: You just was suring pod back another year.
Speaker 2: Well, o N, I got a pirate there. I'm getting confused.
Speaker 5: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 6: Hey Jackie boy, are you excited about how missus Claws
Speaker 6: is going to sound like on today?
Speaker 2: I've forgotten about that.
Speaker 6: It's like a hangover something. Oh god, that's two weeks
Speaker 6: is it? Twenty thousand dollars given to us via Chapel
Speaker 6: Street for missus Claws every morning.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear missus Claws this morning.
Speaker 2: She really can, I really would. That's not rush till
Speaker 2: whenever we're doing that this morning. Good morning, Patsy, morning. Boys.
Speaker 2: What are you practicing over the weekend being missus Claus?
Speaker 4: Yes, I was.
Speaker 3: I had to audition in front of the family.
Speaker 2: And how's it going to sound?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm man not hope. Well, but we'll see how
Speaker 3: we go.
Speaker 4: Oh we can't.
Speaker 2: You're already stacking it.
Speaker 3: You might have to ply with some ignom.
Speaker 6: Just just to assure me, right, it won't be what
Speaker 6: we heard Frida. Are you that had a horrible whiff?
Speaker 2: It really cannot have.
Speaker 6: For the last two weeks of the year, the listeners
Speaker 6: will be counting down to when we finally pack up.
Speaker 2: Missus Claus.
Speaker 4: Is there in thee button for do we ever to
Speaker 4: just go have your money back? Chapel Street doesn't matter,
Speaker 4: thank you try.
Speaker 6: I can predict now by tomorrow Pete Clause, family member
Speaker 6: to Jack Post, will have got.
Speaker 2: A new job. He's left a new FILS big money
Speaker 2: transfer over the weekend.
Speaker 4: II think you can do a pa you're riding off
Speaker 4: to early.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 6: Already. Shark is in the water. Okay, the shark is
Speaker 6: in the north pole. Missus Claus, let's his say. Now
Speaker 6: call it now, have one and only appearance this morning.
Speaker 2: I promise you never.
Speaker 4: To be I'm going to prove you wrong.
Speaker 6: That's the spirit, Patsy. Now, Patsy, you've been working on
Speaker 6: a big story of the weekend. You've got some audio
Speaker 6: from a big scoop you got us here.
Speaker 7: I had the trip from hell at the supermarket last night.
Speaker 7: You know that trip at five o'clock on a Sunday
Speaker 7: night where you've got normal.
Speaker 2: To show them. Yeah, because it's quiet.
Speaker 7: No, it's the worst time to go because everyone's just
Speaker 7: as frantic, thinking, I just need to get some stuff
Speaker 7: for school lunches and dinners, just for the first few
Speaker 7: you know, first few days, and everything's up ended at home.
Speaker 7: Everyone's you know, sort of stayed.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 4: There was one.
Speaker 7: Trolley left, one soul trolley right, and I know why.
Speaker 4: It's just just you with me.
Speaker 2: To scoop what have you got us in the old
Speaker 2: news van. Do you know how bad it was?
Speaker 4: It sounds actually like when a prison guard rubs his.
Speaker 2: Shop the bars of the lights out.
Speaker 7: It was so bad.
Speaker 3: Everyone stopped and looked around and it's.
Speaker 7: Like, yes, okay, I've got the noisiest what do you
Speaker 7: want me to do?
Speaker 3: And you can hear me right around the supermarket. It
Speaker 3: was very embarrassing.
Speaker 6: But why didn't you just dump it somewhere and then
Speaker 6: just get one of those sort of drag along ones.
Speaker 3: Oh, I had a big shop. I had to do
Speaker 3: a big shop last night.
Speaker 4: Get a few things, because only a couple of things
Speaker 4: at the start of the week is the house.
Speaker 3: Of any things turns into dozens of things. Jack, you
Speaker 3: go for six things, you come out No, no, no.
Speaker 2: You only ever, go for what you go for. There's
Speaker 2: no adding what you know. Often though, if you.
Speaker 6: Wait the old trolley people turn up with like they're
Speaker 6: like landing planes. Someone would have just brought another one.
Speaker 3: Out, you know it everywhere.
Speaker 2: This would just irritate everybody else as well.
Speaker 6: Of it.
Speaker 3: I did irritated me.
Speaker 6: Also, what was surprise is the fact that you then
Speaker 6: got the old junior reporter recorder out there.
Speaker 2: I need to hear this all of Melbourne, guys. I've
Speaker 2: got the big story.
Speaker 6: No it's not Tim Pain, it's not Matt Moran. I've
Speaker 6: got this wonky trolley and Wherribeef.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Jackie Boy, how was the vegetarian dinner you were making
Speaker 6: for your friend Jeremy?
Speaker 4: It was actually scrumcious and I don't know scrumptious. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's actually good and rummy. We got the fake chicken,
Speaker 4: Fox chicken, the one that looks like chicken but it's
Speaker 4: actually made a plant. Oh yeah, we went to an
Speaker 4: aisle of the Sumac. We've never really been where it's
Speaker 4: all the meat but they're fake plant based.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, you've got like facon facing.
Speaker 4: You've got sausages, bratwursts, chicken lyff. What's bliff?
Speaker 2: Beef? Fake beef?
Speaker 4: We didn't get bliff.
Speaker 2: I've made that one up. One day someone asked for
Speaker 2: where is the bliff?
Speaker 4: The guy talking about it on the radio. The chickens
Speaker 4: actually delicious, So what is it? It's plants. I don't
Speaker 4: know how they.
Speaker 6: Made its grass painted much to like fried chicken.
Speaker 4: They don't know how they do it, but they do
Speaker 4: it everything. The bratwurst was plants. The chicken is plants.
Speaker 4: They just mushed the plants up in a different way.
Speaker 3: It doesn't it taste like yes, the chicken.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't know, honestly, the chicken wouldn't know the way
Speaker 4: they seasoned it, and then running it through the sweet
Speaker 4: baby raised barbecue sauce.
Speaker 6: Do that on anything and it makes it a lot
Speaker 6: better broccoli or cauliflower.
Speaker 4: So the vegetarian dinner was fantastic. And then I was
Speaker 4: worried about the dessert that I was doing. Jelly and
Speaker 4: ice cream.
Speaker 6: So complicated. You must have been really well, like sleepless
Speaker 6: nights getting up. How long do I leave it in
Speaker 6: the fridge for?
Speaker 4: I mentioned it on Friday. Then there was a bunch
Speaker 4: of messages after the show. Hey, hey, careful, jelly is
Speaker 4: not actually vegetarian, and it's not I looked it up.
Speaker 4: They crunch up animal bones to make the gelatin.
Speaker 2: Simplified.
Speaker 4: Sometimes when we hear from you, that's what they do,
Speaker 4: some sort of animal.
Speaker 6: At the Abatis, there's just a big hop and they
Speaker 6: chucking entire cowing and then suddenly strawberry jelly comes out.
Speaker 8: Don't kids like this?
Speaker 2: They must never know that we chuck a cow in again.
Speaker 4: I don't know how they do it, but somehow they
Speaker 4: coming animal photos. Some kind of animal product is in there.
Speaker 4: You saw the messages.
Speaker 2: I saw the messages.
Speaker 4: I saw them so I could took out the jelly
Speaker 4: last minute and putting in a new dessert, which was
Speaker 4: six cinnamon donuts from the soup.
Speaker 6: That's not in the old veggie aisle, that's got milk
Speaker 6: in it, bacon cinnamon donuts.
Speaker 4: Banker didn't have any cinnamon donuts. Jeremy had one pointing.
Speaker 6: A finger at the anchor, like there's a heavily pregnant woman.
Speaker 6: What she meant you running there? An entire deli counter
Speaker 6: or woolworves wife, What do you mean we've got no
Speaker 6: cinnamon donuts. I have to get in my tesla, now
Speaker 6: get them for the only thing I'm contrary list entire meal.
Speaker 2: I'm bagging donuts.
Speaker 6: She might just say, hey, Jeremy bringing home flip and dessert,
Speaker 6: stopping get some.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: So for the Monday mash ups. Now, this is where.
Speaker 6: Two different songs are mashed together to create some sort
Speaker 6: of strange hybrid. So last week the best one we
Speaker 6: heard was from listener Andy, which contains Staying Alive BEGS.
Speaker 2: Mash ups.
Speaker 6: It's two very very different genres of Musicgs meets Hot
Speaker 6: on here Nenny.
Speaker 2: For Staying Hot. This is brilliant. That's a mash up,
Speaker 2: all right, Brand new Ones this morning.
Speaker 6: This comes from Blake Beatles come together together, all of me.
Speaker 2: Going to a preview this week. This week New I
Speaker 2: think it's.
Speaker 6: A thousands of hows an hours long as the Beatles documentary,
Speaker 6: the Peter Jackson's I get the feeling right. It's been
Speaker 6: trailed and hyped so much. Is it ever actually coming out?
Speaker 6: I'm going to preview this Wednesday night. Previews normally are
Speaker 6: like a bit of it, It's two hours of it.
Speaker 6: It's just some of.
Speaker 4: It, So it's I think it's eventually going to be
Speaker 4: a streaming series, Is that right?
Speaker 6: I think you have to move to New Zealand and
Speaker 6: live with Peter Jackson and he will show you the
Speaker 6: long cut, Coming Together, Come Together, the Beatles and Insane
Speaker 6: in the membrane, Suddress Hill. I can't see this work
Speaker 6: and let's find out.
Speaker 2: Fine.
Speaker 6: I like that, all right, Andrew's got this one. Michael Jackson,
Speaker 6: do you remember take Michael Jackson and mixing with Phil Cotton.
Speaker 6: You've got do you remember?
Speaker 2: The air?
Speaker 8: Very good? This is very good.
Speaker 2: Cynthia's got either Tiger Survivor and Adele Rolling in the
Speaker 2: Deep for Rolling in the Tiger.
Speaker 9: A lot.
Speaker 1: Guy on here, I like it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: We have to talk later on this morning on the
Speaker 6: show about that incredible story about the Channel seven reporter
Speaker 6: who secures for Channel seven and cost a network a
Speaker 6: million dollars. They fly him all the way to London
Speaker 6: and he can't be asked to listen to her new
Speaker 6: album despite landing a big exclusive interview with that and
Speaker 6: then last one comes from Connor Photograph Nickelback. Peter Jackson's
Speaker 6: next documentary is a fifty seven hour epic about the
Speaker 6: making off photograph. It's called what the hell was that
Speaker 6: in Joey's head? He just get into a deep dive.
Speaker 6: What was that in Joey's head?
Speaker 2: Anyway? Nickelback and the pokemonph already I declared this the
Speaker 2: greatest one we've ever heard. Hoo, come on a nickel
Speaker 2: Back no mode. Sorry he should have played it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: Over the next two weeks, then our twelve days of Christmas,
Speaker 6: all thanks to Chapel Street Precincts. Big brises every single
Speaker 6: day for you to enjoy down at Chapel Street Precinct
Speaker 6: Today two thousand dollars right now, it's a big price
Speaker 6: to spend at Capital Grand South Yarra.
Speaker 2: We're about to cross. This is so exciting.
Speaker 6: The engineer has been here all weekend, still selling it.
Speaker 6: Engineers have been here all weekend so we can cross
Speaker 6: live Saturn to the North Pole where the elves and
Speaker 6: Mister Klaus and Missus Claws are getting together, all the
Speaker 6: presents for all the children who've been good of course
Speaker 6: here in Australia, and every morning, well sorry this morning,
Speaker 6: and maybe never again have we crossed to the North Pole.
Speaker 7: Yet stained characters character otherwise, and why that three seconds
Speaker 7: isn't enough for you to get ready?
Speaker 2: Course is going to.
Speaker 6: Describe a classic toy the how and her husband, mister
Speaker 6: Claws have given to kids over the years. You've got
Speaker 6: to listen to the clues and work out what is
Speaker 6: the classic toy? And the satellite's ready right now.
Speaker 10: I'm busy getting the sligh loaded up, so I've said,
Speaker 10: Missus Claus down to Chapel Street, take it away, Missus Claws.
Speaker 7: Oh, merry Christmas, Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you this morning?
Speaker 2: Lovely to taught you? How is everything of the North Pole?
Speaker 2: Missus Goode?
Speaker 7: Oh, well you know it's only thirty three days to Christmas,
Speaker 7: so it's very.
Speaker 11: Busy down here. The elves are run off their feet
Speaker 11: and the Reindeers, well, I've taken them for a spin
Speaker 11: into Chapel Street this morning.
Speaker 2: Christ Why are you shouting?
Speaker 4: Don't I don't know?
Speaker 3: Sad is a bit old now he's getting a bit.
Speaker 2: Dipp Oh, I see you're gonna shout there.
Speaker 6: I guess all the noise of the elves making toys,
Speaker 6: isn't this?
Speaker 3: It's right, it's a busy workshop up there.
Speaker 2: It is like with your throat. It sounds like you're
Speaker 2: strangling yourself.
Speaker 3: No, well, I'm down at Chapel Street.
Speaker 4: Do you want to know where I am?
Speaker 6: No, Vice Satellite. Didn't you hear anything? I just said,
Speaker 6: Vice Satellite. You're at the North Pole.
Speaker 3: No, I'm outside the Capitol, Grand South. You're a Christian.
Speaker 2: You're going to really do this the next two weeks.
Speaker 2: It's lovely here.
Speaker 3: I might pop up to the penthouse for a little
Speaker 3: nap before I head back.
Speaker 4: Lots to do, lots to.
Speaker 6: Do, all right, So you're going to now give the
Speaker 6: clues to a classic toy.
Speaker 3: Oh I am Christian. I'm making lots of This is
Speaker 3: always on the list of kiddies has been now.
Speaker 2: Find a plunder at Chapel Street.
Speaker 3: This are this is fun?
Speaker 6: This toy what you literally change?
Speaker 4: Yes, this is fun.
Speaker 3: It's fun on stairs. It's very fun on stairs.
Speaker 2: Free Krueger.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 11: No, it's a series of rings, which is a big clue.
Speaker 8: And it's stretchy.
Speaker 3: It could stretch for miles, Christian hours and hours of fun.
Speaker 2: What am I? Yeah? What are you exactly.
Speaker 6: There?
Speaker 2: So that was a classic toy.
Speaker 3: That's the classic toy?
Speaker 4: What am I?
Speaker 5: This is the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 10: Missus Claus, I'm busy getting to Slay loaded up, so
Speaker 10: I've said, Missus Claus, down to Chapel Street, take it away,
Speaker 10: Missus Claus.
Speaker 11: Thanks Father Christmas. Yes, I am here at the brand
Speaker 11: new Capital grad South.
Speaker 4: Here are.
Speaker 3: Christian. If we've got anyone on the line who thinks
Speaker 3: they might know.
Speaker 2: A minute ago and I said, let's recap the clues.
Speaker 2: Did you hear me, Jack?
Speaker 6: It literally was in the last ten second of went
Speaker 6: the clue? Remember the whole game so that people can
Speaker 6: play along.
Speaker 3: Silly, Missus Clay.
Speaker 2: That's gone all right, it's early, you know.
Speaker 3: But on stairs was the first clue.
Speaker 7: I'm a series of rings and also I am mega stretchy.
Speaker 2: Falling apart.
Speaker 4: She finds it very funny.
Speaker 2: She loves her own, dear, loves her own.
Speaker 6: All right, So it's a classic to you're going to
Speaker 6: work out what it is.
Speaker 1: Come on in, Leanne, good morning are you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Very good? Sollo to missus Claus. Leyanne, Lianne, how
Speaker 2: are you goodness?
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 3: Do you think you have the answer?
Speaker 12: I do.
Speaker 4: I think it's a slinky Oh well done? What was that?
Speaker 2: Leanne?
Speaker 3: I didn't hear my hearings.
Speaker 13: Not as good said like a pirate before to get
Speaker 13: that a bit, Yes.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 6: They am dollars suspend down at Chapel Street Precinct. Thanks
Speaker 6: for trying to play along with it more than Patsy
Speaker 6: was in a way all right, Yeah, and it enjoined Christmas.
Speaker 2: Well done.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 13: Mary.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but I'm not sure of course if.
Speaker 6: We were needing your service this much more, you know
Speaker 6: that you know.
Speaker 5: Oh boy, you're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.
Speaker 6: Saw the pet owners last week that would give me
Speaker 6: advice about what to do about my fact count Larry
Speaker 6: who's rattling our door to feed him at five and
Speaker 6: six am first weekend. So you've had Larry none of
Speaker 6: that because we had the I used the automated pet feeder.
Speaker 4: So he just goes in as many times as he
Speaker 4: wants and he can get food.
Speaker 6: No no, no, no, that's just an open thing. No,
Speaker 6: you program it and literally a door opens.
Speaker 4: When you were pretty poor on there. I thought it
Speaker 4: was like scanner.
Speaker 6: It opens up at a time you can set and
Speaker 6: then his food is there for him.
Speaker 4: Good on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he doesn't do anything good on it.
Speaker 4: Strange he speaking of pets. I saved a pet on
Speaker 4: the weekend.
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 4: I saved a pet quail?
Speaker 6: Oh my god, what hipster areas you live in where
Speaker 6: there are quails that need saving. I didn't even know
Speaker 6: anyone ever say the word quail to me outside of
Speaker 6: like a TV show about food.
Speaker 4: Well, I knew he's a quail straight away because they
Speaker 4: have this funny cap on the head, like a plume
Speaker 4: that comes across the head. And I knew he wasn't
Speaker 4: sign it's a quail.
Speaker 6: I knew he wasn't just a bird of the area
Speaker 6: that where was your friend?
Speaker 2: The col He was at.
Speaker 4: My doorstep when I got home. He was sitting on
Speaker 4: the doorstep and just I could tell you as I
Speaker 4: approached him that he wasn't moving like a like a
Speaker 4: random Coburg bird. He was a pet. He could just tell.
Speaker 4: He was like, I don't know what's going on a
Speaker 4: pet quails? So I put it on. I took a
Speaker 4: photo of him, which wasn't easy because he's running around
Speaker 4: the yard, and put him on the Facebook page that
Speaker 4: when Coburg use for their neighbors anytime they want something
Speaker 4: called nice Coburg Good Karma Network and you put things
Speaker 4: on there that you want to tell people about. Or
Speaker 4: if you've found a quail, you can put a photo
Speaker 4: of him up and say it's just very funny.
Speaker 6: I was someone who loves Instagram. I surprise you're on
Speaker 6: what us older people go on Facebook.
Speaker 4: I only really go on Facebook to do things like
Speaker 4: save quails, Like I wouldn't go on there to post
Speaker 4: about my status.
Speaker 6: What is some of the recent posts on the Coburg
Speaker 6: Good Karma Network.
Speaker 4: So people will post like would any plant lover like
Speaker 4: this Philodendron, And then they've got a photo of their
Speaker 4: Philidrendine and if you want it, you can say yes,
Speaker 4: I'll have that, or this one found. Update Alvi the
Speaker 4: cat has been found. Dad left the garage door open
Speaker 4: with some food and water out the front and Alvi
Speaker 4: was back within the minute.
Speaker 2: Oh good old Alvi. Good on him.
Speaker 4: Or you can request things like pro can anyone tell
Speaker 4: me somewhere in the area that does midweek bottomless brunches,
Speaker 4: preferably with cocktails. The only places I've found are on
Speaker 4: the weekends, and the weekends don't work for me.
Speaker 2: Hell she's got a lot going on.
Speaker 6: It's a bit of a shift, and do you want
Speaker 6: this plant? Can you be my concierge service?
Speaker 2: It's so much good. Karmas just lazy and googling.
Speaker 4: So I put the quail up and within a minute
Speaker 4: someone's like, I know somebody else who knows someone who
Speaker 4: needs a quail.
Speaker 6: Then must have gone on to the lost quail network
Speaker 6: to reunite quails with their owners.
Speaker 4: Before you know it, Lily's across at our house and
Speaker 4: she comes and picks up the Does she.
Speaker 2: Know anywhere you can get a bottle of brunch to
Speaker 2: help out Bruce? So what was it? Someone's pet quail?
Speaker 4: Someone's pet quail who just moved to the area then
Speaker 4: new to Coburg. The quail was like, well, this isn't
Speaker 4: my home. So he's running, you run away looking for
Speaker 4: somewhere else. He's found our front yard, which is a
Speaker 4: nice little rest stop for him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, And if you aren't really in these desperate times
Speaker 6: we find ourselves in.
Speaker 4: I've got a photo of the quail. If you want
Speaker 4: to put on our socials for anyone to see it.
Speaker 6: I will insist that we do that. I can imagine
Speaker 6: it will be our most popular post.
Speaker 1: Of the year, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: Let's get into our weekend stories. Saturday night, me and
Speaker 6: my wife. I think this is what's going to be
Speaker 6: like for the next couple of years. Then both the
Speaker 6: teenagers had friends around. That means high chance, high chance
Speaker 6: of shenanigans.
Speaker 2: You're constantly on patrol, you know, sort of everything.
Speaker 6: Yeah, go, it's not Why do you keep coming up
Speaker 6: there just checking.
Speaker 2: Everything's all right? You know door My wife kept knowing
Speaker 2: you won't, kept moaning about why the door's been slammed
Speaker 2: up there.
Speaker 6: You know, we're trying to sort of watch TV and
Speaker 6: you even you're on hyper vigilance because at any moment
Speaker 6: shenanigans can happen. And then shorn off midnight when my
Speaker 6: teenage daughters comes down and goes, we want to just
Speaker 6: go for a walk, and I'm like, no, you're not
Speaker 6: leaving at midnight.
Speaker 4: Wait, everybody's up at midnight.
Speaker 2: First of all, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, my wife's
Speaker 2: having a bath.
Speaker 6: You can't go to sleep until you know they're or
Speaker 6: oh yeah midnight. That's missus O'Connell. That is how we roll.
Speaker 4: Yes, what because the prison guards have got to stay away.
Speaker 6: We can't sleep until they're asleep. Right now, anything can happen,
Speaker 6: and you're in charge of other people's kids as well, And.
Speaker 2: There's two separate sleepovers and.
Speaker 4: Over an innocent midnight walk straight away, right, my wife
Speaker 4: goes to from the bath.
Speaker 2: From the bath, right, goes to me. You need to
Speaker 2: follow them from a discreet distance. I promise you. These
Speaker 2: were words, right, She said.
Speaker 6: You need, you need to follow them from a discreet distance.
Speaker 6: I was like, yes, yes, your lady, would you like another.
Speaker 2: Glass of port more grapes your bath and you will
Speaker 2: stay here in the bath of your lady. Yes, I'll
Speaker 2: go out there.
Speaker 6: As cannon fodder, your highness, so if anyone attacks him,
Speaker 6: I'll throw myself from them like a human ship. Have
Speaker 6: you ever trying to follow anyone?
Speaker 4: I didn't really follow around the streets at night.
Speaker 6: Well, they want to go to the oval, which is
Speaker 6: about a minute from where we live. That's dangerous at
Speaker 6: me not you don't know who's around. And there's four
Speaker 6: teenage girls.
Speaker 2: So anyway they had out. I followed to script. Right,
Speaker 2: I'm narrowed.
Speaker 6: There's no one around, Okay, teenage girls, strange middle.
Speaker 2: Aged dunes upper tree, following them, following them into a park.
Speaker 6: But it's sort of laughter, and I'm not I've never
Speaker 6: followed anyone for I don't know what the protocol is.
Speaker 2: What do I do here?
Speaker 6: I found some undergrowth and bush right.
Speaker 2: Because you know I want it.
Speaker 6: I need to be able to see them because anything
Speaker 6: can happen, right, I'm in the bush right, and I'm
Speaker 6: not trained in now to spy on anyone, let alone
Speaker 6: my daughter and a couple of teenige mace right. So
Speaker 6: I can't quite see them from the bush. So I thought,
Speaker 6: obviously a rookie era. I've made a note for next time.
Speaker 6: I get the old camera light out and shine that through.
Speaker 6: And of course if you're if you're teenage girls, is midnight.
Speaker 6: Suddenly there's a rummajig in the bush and a camera
Speaker 6: light comes on. Right, You're thinking there's a perv in
Speaker 6: there and he's filming. Goes good, God, Dad was right.
Speaker 6: So my daughter did what she should always do in
Speaker 6: that situation. She calls her dad.
Speaker 2: There's no one around the oval.
Speaker 6: You hear the phone go off from the hedge, and
Speaker 6: this ghosts dad, Dad, can he come over?
Speaker 2: This song on the hedge? And I go it, it's me.
Speaker 2: I hear them though. She was pretty goes dad and
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, why are you in there? It's creepy.
Speaker 2: We were about to call the police. Why are you there?
Speaker 2: Check it? In's all right?
Speaker 6: Can you come home now? To emerge from the hedge
Speaker 6: and walk back with him, I could tell her friends
Speaker 6: were like looking at me, looking at her. It's like, Jesus,
Speaker 6: what is going on? Your Mum's just having a bath.
Speaker 1: It's okay everyone, The Christian Connor Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Jackie by Hell's your Weekend.
Speaker 4: I got the best birthday gift probably I've ever got
Speaker 4: on the weekend from Jerry me the vegetarian who came
Speaker 4: from dinner on Friday night and like he's some.
Speaker 6: Sort of the only vegetarian Australia. He's Jeremy the Vegetarians,
Speaker 6: a cartoon character for kids. Hey, kids, it's Jermy the Vegetarian.
Speaker 6: Bam like different foods to you, but on foods are great.
Speaker 2: He gave me a bow and arrow to kill meat products.
Speaker 3: It's an unusual gid.
Speaker 4: No, it's awesome. It's so cool. At first I thought
Speaker 4: it was a kids toy because.
Speaker 6: I've seen the size of it. It is it's obviously
Speaker 6: not a kids one, but it's like a junior starter one.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's not.
Speaker 2: It's that great big thing that he will but it's.
Speaker 4: Got some power to it.
Speaker 2: So where did you? Where did you take it to?
Speaker 2: It's the local park?
Speaker 6: You know.
Speaker 4: We're out in like a bush area, so it's safe
Speaker 4: that there were some people around, but we were firing
Speaker 4: at trees and stuff.
Speaker 6: But people do go wandering in the bush area. I mean,
Speaker 6: Australia is well.
Speaker 2: Known, but who like to go hiking in the lasting arrows?
Speaker 2: Who is that kids one? That guy has got as well?
Speaker 4: We were firing away from the path. What's this you.
Speaker 6: Are now, Robin Hood? You got to see the photos
Speaker 6: for no reasons a man.
Speaker 2: What's left out the story is why you shirtless with
Speaker 2: a kid's bow and arrow.
Speaker 6: It was a nice warm dawn, like one of those
Speaker 6: survival lists, getting ready for.
Speaker 2: The big off.
Speaker 4: I've been watching a lot, but you're.
Speaker 6: Now going to be on a watch list. Andrews has
Speaker 6: got you top of a watch list. You'll be down
Speaker 6: at Parliament Square, try to rage Capitol Hill.
Speaker 2: All you need is a bedad.
Speaker 4: And you're that guy some Viking boys. No, I was
Speaker 4: getting in touch with nature. Actually felt very connected to
Speaker 4: the earth.
Speaker 2: I am moon lord to nature.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because all it was between you and that she
Speaker 6: was that T shirt that friends with rom T shirt
Speaker 6: lose that you lose the ship.
Speaker 4: I was the only shirtless one. Jeremy and Bianca were
Speaker 4: cloth using the bow as well. Bianca, we was firing
Speaker 4: at a beer can to try and hit it off
Speaker 4: a lot.
Speaker 2: So great to be in nature firing at a beer
Speaker 2: k in the way nature is.
Speaker 4: Bianca hit it on a second go, and then I
Speaker 4: really wanted to hit it, so I got heard or
Speaker 4: feel me and actually Jeremy feel me as well, so
Speaker 4: I got too.
Speaker 6: I mused to use your friends, so I'll turn it
Speaker 6: into a shoot for jack posts again in nature.
Speaker 4: I've got about one hundred videos on my phone that
Speaker 4: I needed delete of me missing the beer can, but
Speaker 4: I just wanted them.
Speaker 2: To seen the shot hitting it. It's a great shot.
Speaker 4: It was worth the end results. So that was about
Speaker 4: an hour and a half into using the bow when
Speaker 4: I finally hit it.
Speaker 6: We're allowed to share that video. Oh but my shirt
Speaker 6: Nature put it up.
Speaker 1: Nature Boy Christian Connell's show podcast Unbelievable Story.
Speaker 6: Channel seven reporter Matt duran Land's a big interview with Adele,
Speaker 6: one of the biggest albums of the huge megastar. Adele
Speaker 6: and her albums are huge. Channel seven pay a million
Speaker 6: dollars for this exclusive interview. Heads up Channel seven. She's
Speaker 6: everywhere at the moment. I've don't know how exclusive you
Speaker 6: only there was an interview with Adele. I can't see
Speaker 6: anything on my social media fee.
Speaker 4: Hello, why is Oprah talking to Adele? We paid for
Speaker 4: the exclusive?
Speaker 2: They never trust a bomb. Does Adale know about this?
Speaker 2: She's doing another interview? Caunsel.
Speaker 6: Do we presume we're the only person And even before
Speaker 6: Howard Stern or anyone, we've been going there.
Speaker 2: They play a.
Speaker 6: Million dollars for this highly exclusive interview and they send
Speaker 6: out their man Matt Durant to go an interviewer. Now,
Speaker 6: whether or not you've flow into London, it's a very
Speaker 6: short flight. It's only seventeen hours. There's never enough time.
Speaker 6: It goes so quickly. There's never enough time to listen
Speaker 6: to an album by anybody who you wouldn't by.
Speaker 4: The time they've done the Oh the exits of this way?
Speaker 4: Have you the vist? In flights like this, there is
Speaker 4: hardly any time to do anything.
Speaker 2: It's time to land. Seventeen hours go so quickly.
Speaker 6: If you ever done that, there's no way You've got
Speaker 6: fifty two minutes to hear the new Adele album, because
Speaker 6: that's your only job is to hear the album. Talk
Speaker 6: to the thing about the album, Get on the plane,
Speaker 6: come home. He doesn't want to listen to him. That
Speaker 6: isn't the real rookie era here, soout eatws Adele. That
Speaker 6: is the thing I'm still stunned about, Matt. Have you
Speaker 6: ever heard of lying? Just say yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 6: That's all they need to hear.
Speaker 4: Okay, they're going to essentially sound like other Adel's songs
Speaker 4: and you'll be able to blag your way.
Speaker 6: Through yes to actually then say at the start of
Speaker 6: the interview, when you know, when you are just about
Speaker 6: to sit down interview someone, those couple of minutes beforehand
Speaker 6: are really really important. You're trying to establish a report.
Speaker 6: You need to settle them down that you're a fan,
Speaker 6: You've done your research.
Speaker 2: It's all gonna be safe. You're with the pro.
Speaker 6: One thing you don't want to hear is some bonzone
Speaker 6: from Australia at nah, I haven't heard it.
Speaker 2: Is it good? No doubt gonna go screw this?
Speaker 6: She walks off obviously, so the smaller we know your
Speaker 6: stories of He's now been suspended for two weeks. By
Speaker 6: the way, this is the but it's a bit pointless.
Speaker 6: He's been suspended by Channel seven. Naughty boy, Matt. He's
Speaker 6: been suspended for two weeks, which I don't know if
Speaker 6: it's not AFL. Here can you appeal? I mean Joel
Speaker 6: Sellwood gets like some sort of you know, then he
Speaker 6: just appeals. Are they just half it or quarter it?
Speaker 6: So call Joel Sellwood here. Get this down to two days.
Speaker 6: You'll have to miss off work. So I want to
Speaker 6: know this morning, your stories of getting into trouble at work.
Speaker 6: Matt Durand now is suspended for two weeks from Channel seven.
Speaker 6: Years ago, I was turning Jack before the song ended
Speaker 6: that I was giving them a chance to interview Christopher Lloyd. Now,
Speaker 6: I'm a massive fan of Back to the Future. So
Speaker 6: the only reason I wanted to interview really was to
Speaker 6: talk about Back to the Future. He was promoting a
Speaker 6: movie called Furry Vengeance, right, and I was supposed to
Speaker 6: have gone to see the movie. Obviously I didn't, Right
Speaker 6: Crystal was coming in for a live interview right Friday morning.
Speaker 6: All we were training it Back to the Future. I'm
Speaker 6: watching documentaries about Back to the Future. I'm not watching
Speaker 6: anything to do with furry vengeance. Suddenly reception buzz up.
Speaker 2: And go go. Christopher Lloyd is here. I go to
Speaker 2: a producer. By the way, what's the movie about?
Speaker 6: I told our producer, go and see the movie. He
Speaker 6: also get be bothered to go and see Fair Avengers.
Speaker 6: Oh I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: What is it about? He goes, He said to me,
Speaker 2: I think he's the voice of a cartoon Rodo right.
Speaker 6: Oh, good enough for me. That's enough for an interview.
Speaker 6: And then I get straight to twenty questions about Back
Speaker 6: to the Future.
Speaker 2: Watch is out about forty years ago.
Speaker 6: Christopher Lloyd comes in and he is he's Christopher Lloyd, right,
Speaker 6: And I'm so excited. I just at the beginning, like
Speaker 6: I just said, I said, Hey, I love the movie.
Speaker 6: You know you the voice of that funny little rug
Speaker 6: to me on it. No, and he goes, there's not
Speaker 6: a cartoon and I'm in it as myself.
Speaker 2: I'm not and he calls me out.
Speaker 6: It's the worst thing that's ever happened to my great
Speaker 6: He goes, you obviously haven't seen it now, you know
Speaker 6: what they say, the ground and swallowing them up. There's
Speaker 6: millions people are sitting around the UK. They look and
Speaker 6: all here the moment everything to there's no way to
Speaker 6: start out like it's prank and he, of course I
Speaker 6: knew that you're in it. Yeah, there's no cart in animals.
Speaker 6: It's a live action movie. You say you're Brendon Frozer.
Speaker 2: It's not. That's what I love that there's no seat.
Speaker 2: This is a it's a brilliant movie. Anyway, when you
Speaker 2: dipped back to.
Speaker 4: The you've lost them. After that, it's.
Speaker 2: Getting hated me as I said, happened to you.
Speaker 4: Amy Shenandy didn't get to play an interview they did
Speaker 4: with Slash once because we had Slush coming in, of course,
Speaker 4: one of the greatest guitarists of all time from Guns n' Roses.
Speaker 4: We had a guitar and amplifier in the studio and
Speaker 4: they had this idea for him to play when he
Speaker 4: came in, and as soon as he walked in, he said,
Speaker 4: what's that guitar doing there? And they pretended that it
Speaker 4: wasn't for him.
Speaker 6: Skip what God, I didn't know that guys kind of
Speaker 6: tidy up the studio.
Speaker 2: That's awful.
Speaker 4: He must have a rule that he doesn't play.
Speaker 6: And if we ever interview, so out and John make
Speaker 6: sure there's a piano next to the microphone and have
Speaker 6: to But it'd be actually nice if you did a
Speaker 6: little bit, couple of little songs.
Speaker 4: It was just in here anyway, So he was cranking
Speaker 4: and then they end up. It was such a bad
Speaker 4: vibe within the interview that.
Speaker 2: We I know what it said, mind your Christopher Lloyd.
Speaker 5: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: I remember you got into trouble from the entire well,
Speaker 6: in fact, the head of it for downloading movies in
Speaker 6: the show.
Speaker 4: Not guilty to those torrents.
Speaker 2: I wasn't doing p addresses. They know they know more
Speaker 2: about our search habbits than we do.
Speaker 4: But it was like sitting in the principal's office and
Speaker 4: I had to sit down and they told me not
Speaker 4: to download any illegal movies.
Speaker 6: This is off the way with you, right even after
Speaker 6: you've been spoken to. Sue, the boss pulled me aside
Speaker 6: to say, basically keeping up, he really can't be doing
Speaker 6: this during the show.
Speaker 2: I said, he says he's not doing it.
Speaker 6: They know he was downloading illegal dodgy late night movies
Speaker 6: on some bit torrent site during the show.
Speaker 2: I wasn't.
Speaker 4: I played not guilty story until I.
Speaker 5: Die to the question O Kyle's Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Matt, Good morning morning.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, we're good Matt, Welcome for show. So how
Speaker 6: did you get into trouble at work?
Speaker 12: Well, we do all the big vinyl wraps on semi
Speaker 12: trailers and trucks and buses, and we had a business
Speaker 12: that does paintless dint removal, as in they take all
Speaker 12: the DNTs out of cars. Had a really tight deadline.
Speaker 12: To me, designed it all up, looked fantastic with a
Speaker 12: big storm in the background, big logo. Customer was on
Speaker 12: his way to pick it up. We put some photos
Speaker 12: on Instagram of it, and we're alerted by some guys
Speaker 12: in Mexico that we made a huge spelling error.
Speaker 2: Thank god, thank god for Mexico Wan in all this.
Speaker 12: Yeah, like, I just assumed it was painless dent removal,
Speaker 12: not paintless, so I left out a tea. I thought, no,
Speaker 12: they've got to be wrong. It must be spelt different
Speaker 12: over there. So I googled it and yeah, nothing shown up.
Speaker 4: With you were making it for the Mexican market.
Speaker 2: Were you?
Speaker 12: I might as all have been made or you got
Speaker 12: cops and flag for it, that's for sure.
Speaker 2: So you said it was painless dent removal.
Speaker 12: Yeah, not not paintless. So it should have been paintless,
Speaker 12: but I put painless and could ye.
Speaker 6: I saw a sort of company and sort of about
Speaker 6: painless tent removed, thinking is it for me? Are they
Speaker 6: going to smash my dents out? You know as you
Speaker 6: get a bit oldie a few dent fruit? Yeah they
Speaker 6: can pain Leslie just smashed them out of me.
Speaker 12: Yeah it wasn't It wasn't great. Cost me about ten
Speaker 12: grayand so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt, thank you very much. You cool.
Speaker 6: Have a good week Ash, good morning morning here are you?
Speaker 6: I'm good, Ash, I'll be a great weekend. So how
Speaker 6: did you end up in trouble at Workash?
Speaker 13: I need to be a surgery Marie Blest and meet
Speaker 13: another guy told him old mad he got to turn
Speaker 13: a TV on for twenty four hours to be at
Speaker 13: the store on the start and the Calo Modron.
Speaker 6: You told her old lady not to turn the TV
Speaker 6: on for twenty four hours.
Speaker 13: Yeah, we have the TV on the side, fit in
Speaker 13: the drug and we said the klamarda run, so she
Speaker 13: bring the boss up twenty four hours wearing out she
Speaker 13: could turn the TV back on you.
Speaker 4: Is that an old furniture removal and it was sky
Speaker 4: tartan paint.
Speaker 6: Yes, still going strong, still doing the rounds. All right,
Speaker 6: thanks Ash.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 6: We are into the final two weeks of the show
Speaker 6: and our very last show a week on Friday, the
Speaker 6: last hour, we're doing something a bit different. We're going
Speaker 6: to be live from our local pub, I know night
Speaker 6: men doing this job, the London Tavern and we're putting
Speaker 6: on a live show the final hour. The reason we're
Speaker 6: doing this is because a couple of months ago, Huggy
Speaker 6: told us that every year when he used to be
Speaker 6: to go to Bali, he would jump up.
Speaker 2: They do karaoke. I don't know if you ever seen
Speaker 2: karaoke before. They have a live band. It's very different.
Speaker 2: It's great fun. Every year. Huggy became a local legend,
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 6: So they have his photo up behind the bar because
Speaker 6: of his powerful rendition of Jesse's girl. So we thought,
Speaker 6: my god, why don't we end the show with Huggy
Speaker 6: singing us out for the year. We find a house
Speaker 6: band for him to do this.
Speaker 2: You know, they say if.
Speaker 6: Your build it, they would come. So we've got the
Speaker 6: London Tavern. We found the house band on Friday. There
Speaker 6: are a few minor things we need to work out
Speaker 6: during the next sort of two weeks. Huggy has kidney
Speaker 6: stones and he's now quibbling about it being a very
Speaker 6: tough song.
Speaker 2: Is it two Rangers? Yeah?
Speaker 4: He said, Actually on Friday after the show he said,
Speaker 4: it's a very easy song for the band, very difficult
Speaker 4: song for the singer.
Speaker 6: Because this is he said, none of this a couple
Speaker 6: of months ago, when it was all Bobby Big Bulls
Speaker 6: photo behind the bar Legend of Barley.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said, Jesse's girl is actually in two Rangers
Speaker 4: and it's difficult for singers to hit both rangers.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 6: So we've got my vocal coach as well. But what
Speaker 6: we'd like to do right obviously that's at the last
Speaker 6: part of the show. We now need a support act
Speaker 6: for Huggy and so we're asking you, does anyone else
Speaker 6: have a song that they do really well at karaoke?
Speaker 6: You know, could you call in and be part of
Speaker 6: the show for the support act. For the last hour,
Speaker 6: We've had amazing entries.
Speaker 9: Basically, I've been doing a duet of Meatloa for the
Speaker 9: friend of mine Chris for about ten years, and I
Speaker 9: dare say been Huggy's opening would be the highlight of
Speaker 9: our karaoke career.
Speaker 6: So we've got two dudes, so we're going to do
Speaker 6: meatloves so I would do anything for love.
Speaker 2: Also got this good morning missus Julie, the karaoke queen Julie.
Speaker 2: What's your song?
Speaker 4: Sweet child of Mine?
Speaker 8: What welse?
Speaker 2: We Chada Man?
Speaker 6: And we've got Aaron bring on the bej staying Alive shape.
Speaker 6: And then it started to get a little bit weird,
Speaker 6: as it often does with a show, but it all works.
Speaker 6: Come you say a karaoke live in the radio, Yeah,
Speaker 6: we can give you that. I can do Kim at
Speaker 6: the Frogs Rainbow Connections downing exactly like Kim.
Speaker 9: At the frog Why are for so many bongs about rambles?
Speaker 6: Yours not a show. We're bunt together forget Adale for
Speaker 6: one night only. This is bigger, guys. It might be
Speaker 6: the greatest hour of radio you ever heard. Imagine that
Speaker 6: then we thought we were with God with hugging his
Speaker 6: kidney stones. That's what we're going to call the backing band.
Speaker 6: By the way, the kidney stones. The stoneets Jeschi's girl.
Speaker 6: So we've got two guys who are going to do meatloaf, right,
Speaker 6: We've got We've.
Speaker 4: Got Julie, who's actually can see she's vaged.
Speaker 2: She does a lot of karaoke and roses. We've got
Speaker 2: the Beg's with Aaron, and then we've got Kermit.
Speaker 4: The frog lighters in the air for Kermit's rainbow connection.
Speaker 2: How about a monologue.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm not sold on this, but you seem very excited.
Speaker 2: I was sold Friday. I'm now anyway. Let me just
Speaker 2: let's cross to our friend here.
Speaker 14: Hi, Christian, this is Greg. You got my email about
Speaker 14: performing with Huggy. I think the karaoke sounds fantastic, but
Speaker 14: what you really need is just a little bit of theater.
Speaker 14: So here's my go at a few good men. I'll
Speaker 14: answer the question. You want answers. I think I'm entitled
Speaker 14: to them. You want answers, I want the truth. You
Speaker 14: can't handle the truth.
Speaker 2: Son.
Speaker 14: We live in the world has walls, and those walls
Speaker 14: have to be guarded by men.
Speaker 8: It goes on for theer.
Speaker 14: I have a greater responsibility than you could pass.
Speaker 6: I mean, he's doing a great impression of Jack Nickerson
Speaker 6: and Tom Cruise and that scene.
Speaker 2: He's nailing it.
Speaker 4: I've just never been to a life concept where somebody
Speaker 4: does the scene from a movie before.
Speaker 6: However, I stand by you still books, we need theater.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show podcast.
Speaker 6: It's just another miss herdman nay Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.
Speaker 6: All right, you're miss her lyrics as you sent them in.
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Speaker 8: Texts?
Speaker 4: Creepy about that anyway, says the man in the bushes
Speaker 4: over the weekend.
Speaker 6: I was observing my child safely, okay, doing what any
Speaker 6: any good dad would do. Liam Neeson would have done
Speaker 6: that the movie taken. That is who I model.
Speaker 2: That's a responsible father anyway.
Speaker 6: Birthday sex, birthday texts, birthday texts.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not the Beatles. I want to hold your hand.
Speaker 2: That's better, far more soothing.
Speaker 6: Betty Nina's got this one from bon Jovi. Gina works
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Speaker 2: For faith.
Speaker 6: Not Gina was dying of old age? Sure no, yeah,
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Speaker 6: the miss, we have a listener called Randall Goldsworthy what
Speaker 6: a name, made up name that guy's done some stuff.
Speaker 2: No one that is no one's real name.
Speaker 6: That's from a movie. You need to get my lawyer.
Speaker 6: Who do you use Randall Goldsworthy with the mysterious Randal Goldsworthy?
Speaker 4: He sounds like a Bond villain.
Speaker 6: Justice mister mand Randall Goldsworthy at your service, anyway?
Speaker 12: Was I?
Speaker 6: Oh, yes, Randall Goldsworthy's got this by Manuskin Mannekin Manuskin begging,
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Speaker 2: What a time to be alive? Guys who got here? Kenny?
Speaker 6: Kenny's got glorified g but it's on my pearl jam
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Speaker 6: There is low flying virgin on a pelican? Does he
Speaker 6: sound like he's clipped at the end that is one
Speaker 6: hundred percent low flying virgin on a pelican? Sounds like
Speaker 6: he's really emphasizing pelican there. Yes, Kenny, Tinsless, hall of
Speaker 6: and finally Thomas. It's got Michael Jackson bad. The word
Speaker 6: is out you're doing wrong, gonna lock you up before
Speaker 6: too long?
Speaker 2: Or is it?
Speaker 6: The word is out that you ordered wrong, going to
Speaker 6: lock you up. I brought you lamb. Okay, so there's
Speaker 6: a littlegan on. Here's a slow down. The word is
Speaker 6: out that you ordered wrong, going to lock you up.
Speaker 6: I brought you lamb.
Speaker 2: It's in there once more. The word is out, you
Speaker 2: ordered wrong, going to lock you up. I brought you lamb.
Speaker 6: Well i'd like it, thank you very much, very very good.
Speaker 6: Today it has been one by Randall Goldsworthy. Though, folks,
Speaker 6: what a name to be listening to show? All right,
Speaker 6: email me your do you know what? We can only
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Speaker 6: next week. I'm going to give away some who've got
Speaker 6: If you've got a great name, I want a VIP
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Speaker 2: Their leader is called Randall Goldsworth. Anyway, where was I?
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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the weekend, wife and I were talking.
Speaker 6: About get planned, get organized for Christmas. My love wife
Speaker 6: loves making planned lists, everything like that.
Speaker 2: So she's activated. At the moment. When she gets activated,
Speaker 2: it is game on.
Speaker 6: It's all about Christmas. So she's already told me what
Speaker 6: she wants for Christmas. Right, I'm not making this up.
Speaker 6: First all, we're going to go.
Speaker 2: Come on.
Speaker 6: My wife said, look, you know, in the new Year,
Speaker 6: I want to find an unusual way. It's in a
Speaker 6: bit different to challenge myself. You know, my wife loves
Speaker 6: she loves riding, she loves diving. She wants a new
Speaker 6: thing new year, some form of exercise that's.
Speaker 2: Going to be challenging.
Speaker 6: She she's gonna have lessons. But to help that, she
Speaker 6: wants pole dancing pole in the garret.
Speaker 4: No, she doesn't.
Speaker 2: I'm not making. I'm not making a.
Speaker 6: Couple of girl friends want to have a class. It's
Speaker 6: a real thing that people do it to keep in shape.
Speaker 4: Right that she has lived so many lives and now
Speaker 4: strip club is the newest.
Speaker 2: Are you the kind of my wife?
Speaker 8: Stripper?
Speaker 3: Missus?
Speaker 2: Very dare you?
Speaker 6: She will be frenny cold while she works the pole. Now,
Speaker 6: if I'm charging neighbors, don't worry. So what's that guy
Speaker 6: for number fifty to chat out dollars.
Speaker 4: Where do you even buy the pole? I don't know
Speaker 4: get them.
Speaker 6: I've got a new research now and like ring people up.
Speaker 6: I mean, can you just buy something from Bunnings and
Speaker 6: get some training.
Speaker 2: To put it in? There's just poles you synk them
Speaker 2: in concrete because otherwise no.
Speaker 7: My girlfriend had one. She did lessons very good for
Speaker 7: your fitness in a thighs fantastic.
Speaker 4: But does it have to be installed by a professional?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. I think you can buy them
Speaker 3: at the dance class.
Speaker 7: Where she was stay up right, I don't clips it's
Speaker 7: got some sort of special clip check.
Speaker 6: So there's one near us from I said, why don't
Speaker 6: you pop in? And last I went, all right, so
Speaker 6: I'm going to pop anger. Excuse me, sorry, I'd like
Speaker 6: to get my wife spicer for Christmas?
Speaker 2: Can I buy one?
Speaker 4: The poles.
Speaker 2: Way? That was the chat we're getting organized.
Speaker 6: At Christmas by to do this is to find out
Speaker 6: about poles, how you install them?
Speaker 2: Where on earth would you buy a pole?
Speaker 4: And she'll know what it is? Wrapped under the tree.
Speaker 4: It's bigger than the tree.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast today is World Complaint Handler Day,
Speaker 1: catchy title.
Speaker 2: This is interesting.
Speaker 6: Study of every tripid Riser review from twenty fifteen to
Speaker 6: twenty twenty found that people called Karen actually aren't the
Speaker 6: biggest complainers to five biggause complainers are at five soon.
Speaker 4: Ooh interesting, Yeah, have a Sue on the premises, not
Speaker 4: a complainer though.
Speaker 6: That's our boss. You can't say on the premises. Also,
Speaker 6: we have a big meeting on a Monday.
Speaker 4: With Sue, yes, and I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 6: On the premises, Sue is on the premises. Susan number
Speaker 6: five at number four. Susan isn't that the same name? Oh?
Speaker 6: But when it goes when they identify as as Susan,
Speaker 6: that's when they get more activated.
Speaker 4: Susie at number three.
Speaker 6: It's Patrick at number three, at number two, Karen at
Speaker 6: number one, Kim Kim's love to complain.
Speaker 2: All right, today we're looking for your complaining movies.
Speaker 6: You haven't seen a great movie, great car golf movie,
Speaker 6: but it's about life as well.
Speaker 2: The legend of Bag of Vans, Yes, not so much fun.
Speaker 2: It's the legend of Nagavants. Why do you keep hearing
Speaker 2: that girl all like that rubbish gold?
Speaker 6: What about when Harry met old sulky. Oh I'm not
Speaker 6: having what she's having.
Speaker 2: Gold, dude, for your own bloody car.
Speaker 6: Silver, drive yourself, miss Daisy, you lazy old lady.
Speaker 4: Killing more and more agro bronze.
Speaker 6: This I've saved the best one to last. Complaining movies.
Speaker 6: A few good.
Speaker 4: Silver plus, come on, a few good Is that it
Speaker 4: really complain?
Speaker 2: Of course it is. Yeah, it's the same energy, isn't it? Lethargy,
Speaker 2: a lack of enthusiasm, A few good men?
Speaker 4: All right, here we go complaining movies.
Speaker 6: Oh sorry, the way you did that is I watch
Speaker 6: this comedy coming up incoming.
Speaker 4: Grautchy Tiger, Hissy Dragon.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, average silver.
Speaker 4: Look who's talking to the manager? Natural born karens Yeah, okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Put Sue in there. Do it with sues on the premises.
Speaker 4: Jane's and the giant screech.
Speaker 2: What are you complaining to screen? A few good bronz.
Speaker 4: No, you're in a bad mood.
Speaker 2: It's well complaining that I'm complaining about the lack of gold.
Speaker 2: Is that them?
Speaker 6: That's the Oh Sean sweet today, Barey busting a gut
Speaker 6: on Monday.
Speaker 2: Someone's getting ready for the big long break.
Speaker 4: I give you the one I threw away. Yeah, go on,
Speaker 4: Tan Trump and Trummer.
Speaker 6: Now that is the best one you've had, much bether
Speaker 6: than screeching Gold for.
Speaker 1: That Christian Connell's Show podcast.
Speaker 6: So today's time waste is a world complaint day complaining
Speaker 6: movies Jacket really.
Speaker 4: To Mark, Okay, I'm complaining.
Speaker 2: That's the way he did that. He's in character.
Speaker 6: Guys gone with the winge Silver men men who yell
Speaker 6: at goats Silver plus Oh sorry Nikki Edward Suki hands
Speaker 6: gold having those hands like that, thanks story.
Speaker 2: No need winging in the rain. Oh it's born again.
Speaker 2: We have Bloody Melbourne weather Gold and honey, why did
Speaker 2: you shrink the kids?
Speaker 10: Gold?
Speaker 6: That is wrong with an hate year old called Lewis
Speaker 6: Lewis that is very smart and funny. Horton complains about
Speaker 6: who Bronze, ps I hate you real gearship from ps
Speaker 6: I Love you Silver.
Speaker 2: That's marriage though, alright, any faith, thank you back chat
Speaker 2: to the future Gold, Judy well.
Speaker 6: Done, snakes on a plane like seriously, oh yeah, Silver,
Speaker 6: it deserves better, tim morally, that's a gold drive him
Speaker 6: as stays up the wall. Bronze, Daryl, if you grumpy
Speaker 6: old men Bronze plus any movie starring Wesley Gripes Gold,
Speaker 6: It's a Nightmare before Christmas Gold sub.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 6: And finally Wingy Wonka and his complaints Factory Gold. Davin
Speaker 6: all right, who is getting the rock star package that
Speaker 6: at Sunset Sounds early next year.
Speaker 2: He's in brilliant live music.
Speaker 4: Congratulations Andy with Wingy in the rain.
Speaker 2: Well done team.
Speaker 5: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 6: So it's going distracted just is there's a brand new
Speaker 6: crane out the window. I'm sorry, but the ten year
Speaker 6: old boy me, if I'm near a crane, I will
Speaker 6: stare at that crane. One of the most amazing days Aunt,
Speaker 6: since moving here was when do you remember that crane
Speaker 6: broke down and then the.
Speaker 2: Big giant Daddy crane turned up to rescue it crane.
Speaker 2: That was one of the best days of my life.
Speaker 6: I pulled over to watch it, right, and there were
Speaker 6: a load of other only guys stood in the street
Speaker 6: watching a big daddy crane. In my mind, that wasn't
Speaker 6: called the big Daddy crane, by the way, rescue the
Speaker 6: little sunny one.
Speaker 2: It was so beautiful, but it was just men stopping
Speaker 2: in the street all just like it was the moon
Speaker 2: calling some part of us so strong, the bigger one.
Speaker 4: He couldn't come into work that day too much.
Speaker 6: All right, tomorrow's show today. But he's a Rio. You
Speaker 6: might have heard us mention him on the show. Overqualified
Speaker 6: to do this? Yes, two degrees from Sydney University. Two
Speaker 6: degrees too many to do this. I always feel really
Speaker 6: bad sometimes too, whenever we're like going ah calling in
Speaker 6: today we stroked a monkey.
Speaker 2: He sat there.
Speaker 6: Going, I, you know, I could have really done something.
Speaker 6: I'm now taking calls going Christian show, he stroked a monkey?
Speaker 6: All right, Carol away there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've got a great one. Jesus Christ. How long
Speaker 2: can I carry about this? Choices? Rio choices.
Speaker 6: He loves because he's obviously of an educational background.
Speaker 2: He loves a lot of metrics, stats, site stats, stats, data.
Speaker 2: He's the stat man.
Speaker 6: I don't he loves stats. The morning before the show,
Speaker 6: I don't want you thought Jack and I were going
Speaker 6: to do with that. Apparently eighteen percent of people have
Speaker 6: worn the disguise.
Speaker 2: What do we do with that?
Speaker 6: Tomorrow we rotest this the statman versus Melbourne. Okay, so
Speaker 6: eighteen percent will round that up to one in five
Speaker 6: people have worn a disguise.
Speaker 4: Which still seems high. If we do a run around
Speaker 4: the team, none of us have worn a disguise ever.
Speaker 2: Passive if you ever warn of disguise?
Speaker 6: But a baseball on sunglasses, followed Chris suspiciously.
Speaker 4: No, never have you?
Speaker 2: No, No, But if we ask two more people they
Speaker 2: may one.
Speaker 6: So tomorrow on the show, Statman wants to know have
Speaker 6: you ever worn a disguise? Okay, if you have, you
Speaker 6: can get in her early and email me Christian at
Speaker 6: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We're back tomorrow with
Speaker 6: three top at Tuesday and twenty I'll tell you what
Speaker 6: will be back tomorrow, twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes
Speaker 6: down at Chapels Street precinct. Will it be Oh hello,
Speaker 6: missus Corsa's voice is breaking there. We're going to have
Speaker 6: a meeting in minutes to work out whether or not
Speaker 6: Missus Claus.
Speaker 2: We don't know.
Speaker 6: We don't know yet, Patsy, We're having a kind of
Speaker 6: stew which the jury is out. The jury will vote though,
Speaker 6: and then return its verdict. We're back to my I'm on.
Speaker 6: Enjoy the rest of your day.
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