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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You can jump on me.

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<v Speaker 3>I was very popular in the seventies.

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<v Speaker 4>You just was suring pod back another year.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, o N, I got a pirate there. I'm getting confused.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey Jackie boy, are you excited about how missus Claws

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<v Speaker 6>is going to sound like on today?

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<v Speaker 2>I've forgotten about that.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like a hangover something. Oh god, that's two weeks

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<v Speaker 6>is it? Twenty thousand dollars given to us via Chapel

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<v Speaker 6>Street for missus Claws every morning.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't wait to hear missus Claws this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>She really can, I really would. That's not rush till

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<v Speaker 2>whenever we're doing that this morning. Good morning, Patsy, morning. Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you practicing over the weekend being missus Claus?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I was.

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<v Speaker 3>I had to audition in front of the family.

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<v Speaker 2>And how's it going to sound?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm man not hope. Well, but we'll see how

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<v Speaker 3>we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh we can't.

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<v Speaker 2>You're already stacking it.

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<v Speaker 3>You might have to ply with some ignom.

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<v Speaker 6>Just just to assure me, right, it won't be what

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<v Speaker 6>we heard Frida. Are you that had a horrible whiff?

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<v Speaker 2>It really cannot have.

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<v Speaker 6>For the last two weeks of the year, the listeners

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<v Speaker 6>will be counting down to when we finally pack up.

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<v Speaker 2>Missus Claus.

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<v Speaker 4>Is there in thee button for do we ever to

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<v Speaker 4>just go have your money back? Chapel Street doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you try.

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<v Speaker 6>I can predict now by tomorrow Pete Clause, family member

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<v Speaker 6>to Jack Post, will have got.

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<v Speaker 2>A new job. He's left a new FILS big money

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<v Speaker 2>transfer over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>II think you can do a pa you're riding off

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<v Speaker 4>to early.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 6>Already. Shark is in the water. Okay, the shark is

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<v Speaker 6>in the north pole. Missus Claus, let's his say. Now

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<v Speaker 6>call it now, have one and only appearance this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I promise you never.

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<v Speaker 4>To be I'm going to prove you wrong.

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<v Speaker 6>That's the spirit, Patsy. Now, Patsy, you've been working on

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<v Speaker 6>a big story of the weekend. You've got some audio

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<v Speaker 6>from a big scoop you got us here.

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<v Speaker 7>I had the trip from hell at the supermarket last night.

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<v Speaker 7>You know that trip at five o'clock on a Sunday

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<v Speaker 7>night where you've got normal.

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<v Speaker 2>To show them. Yeah, because it's quiet.

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<v Speaker 7>No, it's the worst time to go because everyone's just

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<v Speaker 7>as frantic, thinking, I just need to get some stuff

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<v Speaker 7>for school lunches and dinners, just for the first few

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<v Speaker 7>you know, first few days, and everything's up ended at home.

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<v Speaker 7>Everyone's you know, sort of stayed.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 4>There was one.

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<v Speaker 7>Trolley left, one soul trolley right, and I know why.

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<v Speaker 4>It's just just you with me.

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<v Speaker 2>To scoop what have you got us in the old

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<v Speaker 2>news van. Do you know how bad it was?

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<v Speaker 4>It sounds actually like when a prison guard rubs his.

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<v Speaker 2>Shop the bars of the lights out.

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<v Speaker 7>It was so bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Everyone stopped and looked around and it's.

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<v Speaker 7>Like, yes, okay, I've got the noisiest what do you

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<v Speaker 7>want me to do?

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<v Speaker 3>And you can hear me right around the supermarket. It

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<v Speaker 3>was very embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 6>But why didn't you just dump it somewhere and then

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<v Speaker 6>just get one of those sort of drag along ones.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I had a big shop. I had to do

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<v Speaker 3>a big shop last night.

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<v Speaker 4>Get a few things, because only a couple of things

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<v Speaker 4>at the start of the week is the house.

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<v Speaker 3>Of any things turns into dozens of things. Jack, you

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<v Speaker 3>go for six things, you come out No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 2>You only ever, go for what you go for. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no adding what you know. Often though, if you.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait the old trolley people turn up with like they're

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<v Speaker 6>like landing planes. Someone would have just brought another one.

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<v Speaker 3>Out, you know it everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>This would just irritate everybody else as well.

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<v Speaker 6>Of it.

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<v Speaker 3>I did irritated me.

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<v Speaker 6>Also, what was surprise is the fact that you then

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<v Speaker 6>got the old junior reporter recorder out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to hear this all of Melbourne, guys. I've

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<v Speaker 2>got the big story.

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<v Speaker 6>No it's not Tim Pain, it's not Matt Moran. I've

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<v Speaker 6>got this wonky trolley and Wherribeef.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Jackie Boy, how was the vegetarian dinner you were making

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<v Speaker 6>for your friend Jeremy?

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<v Speaker 4>It was actually scrumcious and I don't know scrumptious. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it's actually good and rummy. We got the fake chicken,

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<v Speaker 4>Fox chicken, the one that looks like chicken but it's

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<v Speaker 4>actually made a plant. Oh yeah, we went to an

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<v Speaker 4>aisle of the Sumac. We've never really been where it's

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<v Speaker 4>all the meat but they're fake plant based.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, you've got like facon facing.

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<v Speaker 4>You've got sausages, bratwursts, chicken lyff. What's bliff?

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<v Speaker 2>Beef? Fake beef?

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't get bliff.

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<v Speaker 2>I've made that one up. One day someone asked for

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<v Speaker 2>where is the bliff?

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<v Speaker 4>The guy talking about it on the radio. The chickens

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<v Speaker 4>actually delicious, So what is it? It's plants. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know how they.

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<v Speaker 6>Made its grass painted much to like fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't know how they do it, but they do

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<v Speaker 4>it everything. The bratwurst was plants. The chicken is plants.

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<v Speaker 4>They just mushed the plants up in a different way.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't it taste like yes, the chicken.

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<v Speaker 4>You wouldn't know, honestly, the chicken wouldn't know the way

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<v Speaker 4>they seasoned it, and then running it through the sweet

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<v Speaker 4>baby raised barbecue sauce.

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<v Speaker 6>Do that on anything and it makes it a lot

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<v Speaker 6>better broccoli or cauliflower.

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<v Speaker 4>So the vegetarian dinner was fantastic. And then I was

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<v Speaker 4>worried about the dessert that I was doing. Jelly and

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<v Speaker 4>ice cream.

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<v Speaker 6>So complicated. You must have been really well, like sleepless

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<v Speaker 6>nights getting up. How long do I leave it in

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<v Speaker 6>the fridge for?

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<v Speaker 4>I mentioned it on Friday. Then there was a bunch

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<v Speaker 4>of messages after the show. Hey, hey, careful, jelly is

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<v Speaker 4>not actually vegetarian, and it's not I looked it up.

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<v Speaker 4>They crunch up animal bones to make the gelatin.

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<v Speaker 2>Simplified.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes when we hear from you, that's what they do,

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<v Speaker 4>some sort of animal.

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<v Speaker 6>At the Abatis, there's just a big hop and they

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<v Speaker 6>chucking entire cowing and then suddenly strawberry jelly comes out.

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<v Speaker 8>Don't kids like this?

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<v Speaker 2>They must never know that we chuck a cow in again.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how they do it, but somehow they

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<v Speaker 4>coming animal photos. Some kind of animal product is in there.

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<v Speaker 4>You saw the messages.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw the messages.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw them so I could took out the jelly

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<v Speaker 4>last minute and putting in a new dessert, which was

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<v Speaker 4>six cinnamon donuts from the soup.

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<v Speaker 6>That's not in the old veggie aisle, that's got milk

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<v Speaker 6>in it, bacon cinnamon donuts.

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<v Speaker 4>Banker didn't have any cinnamon donuts. Jeremy had one pointing.

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<v Speaker 6>A finger at the anchor, like there's a heavily pregnant woman.

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<v Speaker 6>What she meant you running there? An entire deli counter

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<v Speaker 6>or woolworves wife, What do you mean we've got no

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<v Speaker 6>cinnamon donuts. I have to get in my tesla, now

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<v Speaker 6>get them for the only thing I'm contrary list entire meal.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm bagging donuts.

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<v Speaker 6>She might just say, hey, Jeremy bringing home flip and dessert,

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<v Speaker 6>stopping get some.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>So for the Monday mash ups. Now, this is where.

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<v Speaker 6>Two different songs are mashed together to create some sort

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<v Speaker 6>of strange hybrid. So last week the best one we

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<v Speaker 6>heard was from listener Andy, which contains Staying Alive BEGS.

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<v Speaker 2>Mash ups.

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<v Speaker 6>It's two very very different genres of Musicgs meets Hot

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<v Speaker 6>on here Nenny.

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<v Speaker 2>For Staying Hot. This is brilliant. That's a mash up,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Brand new Ones this morning.

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<v Speaker 6>This comes from Blake Beatles come together together, all of me.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to a preview this week. This week New I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's.

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<v Speaker 6>A thousands of hows an hours long as the Beatles documentary,

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<v Speaker 6>the Peter Jackson's I get the feeling right. It's been

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<v Speaker 6>trailed and hyped so much. Is it ever actually coming out?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to preview this Wednesday night. Previews normally are

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<v Speaker 6>like a bit of it, It's two hours of it.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just some of.

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<v Speaker 4>It, So it's I think it's eventually going to be

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<v Speaker 4>a streaming series, Is that right?

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<v Speaker 6>I think you have to move to New Zealand and

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<v Speaker 6>live with Peter Jackson and he will show you the

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<v Speaker 6>long cut, Coming Together, Come Together, the Beatles and Insane

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<v Speaker 6>in the membrane, Suddress Hill. I can't see this work

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<v Speaker 6>and let's find out.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine.

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<v Speaker 6>I like that, all right, Andrew's got this one. Michael Jackson,

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<v Speaker 6>do you remember take Michael Jackson and mixing with Phil Cotton.

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<v Speaker 6>You've got do you remember?

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<v Speaker 2>The air?

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<v Speaker 8>Very good? This is very good.

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<v Speaker 2>Cynthia's got either Tiger Survivor and Adele Rolling in the

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<v Speaker 2>Deep for Rolling in the Tiger.

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<v Speaker 9>A lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy on here, I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>We have to talk later on this morning on the

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<v Speaker 6>show about that incredible story about the Channel seven reporter

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<v Speaker 6>who secures for Channel seven and cost a network a

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<v Speaker 6>million dollars. They fly him all the way to London

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<v Speaker 6>and he can't be asked to listen to her new

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<v Speaker 6>album despite landing a big exclusive interview with that and

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<v Speaker 6>then last one comes from Connor Photograph Nickelback. Peter Jackson's

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<v Speaker 6>next documentary is a fifty seven hour epic about the

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<v Speaker 6>making off photograph. It's called what the hell was that

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<v Speaker 6>in Joey's head? He just get into a deep dive.

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<v Speaker 6>What was that in Joey's head?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway? Nickelback and the pokemonph already I declared this the

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<v Speaker 2>greatest one we've ever heard. Hoo, come on a nickel

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<v Speaker 2>Back no mode. Sorry he should have played it.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Over the next two weeks, then our twelve days of Christmas,

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<v Speaker 6>all thanks to Chapel Street Precincts. Big brises every single

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<v Speaker 6>day for you to enjoy down at Chapel Street Precinct

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<v Speaker 6>Today two thousand dollars right now, it's a big price

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<v Speaker 6>to spend at Capital Grand South Yarra.

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<v Speaker 2>We're about to cross. This is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 6>The engineer has been here all weekend, still selling it.

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<v Speaker 6>Engineers have been here all weekend so we can cross

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<v Speaker 6>live Saturn to the North Pole where the elves and

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<v Speaker 6>Mister Klaus and Missus Claws are getting together, all the

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<v Speaker 6>presents for all the children who've been good of course

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<v Speaker 6>here in Australia, and every morning, well sorry this morning,

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<v Speaker 6>and maybe never again have we crossed to the North Pole.

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<v Speaker 7>Yet stained characters character otherwise, and why that three seconds

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<v Speaker 7>isn't enough for you to get ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Course is going to.

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<v Speaker 6>Describe a classic toy the how and her husband, mister

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<v Speaker 6>Claws have given to kids over the years. You've got

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<v Speaker 6>to listen to the clues and work out what is

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<v Speaker 6>the classic toy? And the satellite's ready right now.

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<v Speaker 10>I'm busy getting the sligh loaded up, so I've said,

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<v Speaker 10>Missus Claus down to Chapel Street, take it away, Missus Claws.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, merry Christmas, Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you this morning?

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<v Speaker 2>Lovely to taught you? How is everything of the North Pole?

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<v Speaker 2>Missus Goode?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, well you know it's only thirty three days to Christmas,

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<v Speaker 7>so it's very.

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<v Speaker 11>Busy down here. The elves are run off their feet

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<v Speaker 11>and the Reindeers, well, I've taken them for a spin

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<v Speaker 11>into Chapel Street this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Christ Why are you shouting?

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<v Speaker 4>Don't I don't know?

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<v Speaker 3>Sad is a bit old now he's getting a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Dipp Oh, I see you're gonna shout there.

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<v Speaker 6>I guess all the noise of the elves making toys,

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<v Speaker 6>isn't this?

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<v Speaker 3>It's right, it's a busy workshop up there.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like with your throat. It sounds like you're

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<v Speaker 2>strangling yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>No, well, I'm down at Chapel Street.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to know where I am?

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<v Speaker 6>No, Vice Satellite. Didn't you hear anything? I just said,

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<v Speaker 6>Vice Satellite. You're at the North Pole.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm outside the Capitol, Grand South. You're a Christian.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to really do this the next two weeks.

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<v Speaker 2>It's lovely here.

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<v Speaker 3>I might pop up to the penthouse for a little

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<v Speaker 3>nap before I head back.

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<v Speaker 4>Lots to do, lots to.

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<v Speaker 6>Do, all right, So you're going to now give the

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<v Speaker 6>clues to a classic toy.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I am Christian. I'm making lots of This is

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<v Speaker 3>always on the list of kiddies has been now.

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<v Speaker 2>Find a plunder at Chapel Street.

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<v Speaker 3>This are this is fun?

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<v Speaker 6>This toy what you literally change?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, this is fun.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fun on stairs. It's very fun on stairs.

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<v Speaker 2>Free Krueger.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 11>No, it's a series of rings, which is a big clue.

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<v Speaker 8>And it's stretchy.

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<v Speaker 3>It could stretch for miles, Christian hours and hours of fun.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I? Yeah? What are you exactly.

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<v Speaker 6>There?

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<v Speaker 2>So that was a classic toy.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the classic toy?

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<v Speaker 4>What am I?

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<v Speaker 5>This is the Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 10>Missus Claus, I'm busy getting to Slay loaded up, so

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<v Speaker 10>I've said, Missus Claus, down to Chapel Street, take it away,

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<v Speaker 10>Missus Claus.

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<v Speaker 11>Thanks Father Christmas. Yes, I am here at the brand

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<v Speaker 11>new Capital grad South.

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<v Speaker 4>Here are.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian. If we've got anyone on the line who thinks

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<v Speaker 3>they might know.

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<v Speaker 2>A minute ago and I said, let's recap the clues.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear me, Jack?

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<v Speaker 6>It literally was in the last ten second of went

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<v Speaker 6>the clue? Remember the whole game so that people can

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<v Speaker 6>play along.

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<v Speaker 3>Silly, Missus Clay.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gone all right, it's early, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>But on stairs was the first clue.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm a series of rings and also I am mega stretchy.

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<v Speaker 2>Falling apart.

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<v Speaker 4>She finds it very funny.

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<v Speaker 2>She loves her own, dear, loves her own.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, So it's a classic to you're going to

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<v Speaker 6>work out what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on in, Leanne, good morning are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Very good? Sollo to missus Claus. Leyanne, Lianne, how

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<v Speaker 2>are you goodness?

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<v Speaker 4>How are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think you have the answer?

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<v Speaker 12>I do.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's a slinky Oh well done? What was that?

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<v Speaker 2>Leanne?

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't hear my hearings.

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<v Speaker 13>Not as good said like a pirate before to get

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<v Speaker 13>that a bit, Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't.

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<v Speaker 6>They am dollars suspend down at Chapel Street Precinct. Thanks

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<v Speaker 6>for trying to play along with it more than Patsy

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<v Speaker 6>was in a way all right, Yeah, and it enjoined Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 13>Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure, but I'm not sure of course if.

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<v Speaker 6>We were needing your service this much more, you know

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<v Speaker 6>that you know.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh boy, you're listening to the Christian Know Carl's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 6>Saw the pet owners last week that would give me

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<v Speaker 6>advice about what to do about my fact count Larry

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<v Speaker 6>who's rattling our door to feed him at five and

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<v Speaker 6>six am first weekend. So you've had Larry none of

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<v Speaker 6>that because we had the I used the automated pet feeder.

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<v Speaker 4>So he just goes in as many times as he

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<v Speaker 4>wants and he can get food.

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<v Speaker 6>No no, no, no, that's just an open thing. No,

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<v Speaker 6>you program it and literally a door opens.

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<v Speaker 4>When you were pretty poor on there. I thought it

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<v Speaker 4>was like scanner.

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<v Speaker 6>It opens up at a time you can set and

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<v Speaker 6>then his food is there for him.

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<v Speaker 4>Good on him.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well he doesn't do anything good on it.

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<v Speaker 4>Strange he speaking of pets. I saved a pet on

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<v Speaker 4>the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you do?

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<v Speaker 4>I saved a pet quail?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh my god, what hipster areas you live in where

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<v Speaker 6>there are quails that need saving. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 6>anyone ever say the word quail to me outside of

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<v Speaker 6>like a TV show about food.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I knew he's a quail straight away because they

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<v Speaker 4>have this funny cap on the head, like a plume

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<v Speaker 4>that comes across the head. And I knew he wasn't

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<v Speaker 4>sign it's a quail.

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<v Speaker 6>I knew he wasn't just a bird of the area

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<v Speaker 6>that where was your friend?

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<v Speaker 2>The col He was at.

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<v Speaker 4>My doorstep when I got home. He was sitting on

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<v Speaker 4>the doorstep and just I could tell you as I

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<v Speaker 4>approached him that he wasn't moving like a like a

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<v Speaker 4>random Coburg bird. He was a pet. He could just tell.

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<v Speaker 4>He was like, I don't know what's going on a

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<v Speaker 4>pet quails? So I put it on. I took a

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<v Speaker 4>photo of him, which wasn't easy because he's running around

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<v Speaker 4>the yard, and put him on the Facebook page that

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<v Speaker 4>when Coburg use for their neighbors anytime they want something

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<v Speaker 4>called nice Coburg Good Karma Network and you put things

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<v Speaker 4>on there that you want to tell people about. Or

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<v Speaker 4>if you've found a quail, you can put a photo

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<v Speaker 4>of him up and say it's just very funny.

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<v Speaker 6>I was someone who loves Instagram. I surprise you're on

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<v Speaker 6>what us older people go on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 4>I only really go on Facebook to do things like

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<v Speaker 4>save quails, Like I wouldn't go on there to post

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<v Speaker 4>about my status.

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<v Speaker 6>What is some of the recent posts on the Coburg

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<v Speaker 6>Good Karma Network.

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<v Speaker 4>So people will post like would any plant lover like

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<v Speaker 4>this Philodendron, And then they've got a photo of their

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<v Speaker 4>Philidrendine and if you want it, you can say yes,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll have that, or this one found. Update Alvi the

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<v Speaker 4>cat has been found. Dad left the garage door open

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<v Speaker 4>with some food and water out the front and Alvi

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<v Speaker 4>was back within the minute.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh good old Alvi. Good on him.

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<v Speaker 4>Or you can request things like pro can anyone tell

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<v Speaker 4>me somewhere in the area that does midweek bottomless brunches,

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<v Speaker 4>preferably with cocktails. The only places I've found are on

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<v Speaker 4>the weekends, and the weekends don't work for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell she's got a lot going on.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a bit of a shift, and do you want

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<v Speaker 6>this plant? Can you be my concierge service?

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<v Speaker 2>It's so much good. Karmas just lazy and googling.

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<v Speaker 4>So I put the quail up and within a minute

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<v Speaker 4>someone's like, I know somebody else who knows someone who

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<v Speaker 4>needs a quail.

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<v Speaker 6>Then must have gone on to the lost quail network

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<v Speaker 6>to reunite quails with their owners.

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<v Speaker 4>Before you know it, Lily's across at our house and

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<v Speaker 4>she comes and picks up the Does she.

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<v Speaker 2>Know anywhere you can get a bottle of brunch to

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<v Speaker 2>help out Bruce? So what was it? Someone's pet quail?

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<v Speaker 4>Someone's pet quail who just moved to the area then

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<v Speaker 4>new to Coburg. The quail was like, well, this isn't

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<v Speaker 4>my home. So he's running, you run away looking for

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<v Speaker 4>somewhere else. He's found our front yard, which is a

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<v Speaker 4>nice little rest stop for him.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, And if you aren't really in these desperate times

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<v Speaker 6>we find ourselves in.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got a photo of the quail. If you want

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<v Speaker 4>to put on our socials for anyone to see it.

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<v Speaker 6>I will insist that we do that. I can imagine

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<v Speaker 6>it will be our most popular post.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the year, The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>Let's get into our weekend stories. Saturday night, me and

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<v Speaker 6>my wife. I think this is what's going to be

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<v Speaker 6>like for the next couple of years. Then both the

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<v Speaker 6>teenagers had friends around. That means high chance, high chance

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<v Speaker 6>of shenanigans.

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<v Speaker 2>You're constantly on patrol, you know, sort of everything.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, go, it's not Why do you keep coming up

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<v Speaker 6>there just checking.

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<v Speaker 2>Everything's all right? You know door My wife kept knowing

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<v Speaker 2>you won't, kept moaning about why the door's been slammed

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<v Speaker 2>up there.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, we're trying to sort of watch TV and

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<v Speaker 6>you even you're on hyper vigilance because at any moment

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<v Speaker 6>shenanigans can happen. And then shorn off midnight when my

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<v Speaker 6>teenage daughters comes down and goes, we want to just

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<v Speaker 6>go for a walk, and I'm like, no, you're not

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<v Speaker 6>leaving at midnight.

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<v Speaker 4>Wait, everybody's up at midnight.

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<v Speaker 2>First of all, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, my wife's

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<v Speaker 2>having a bath.

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<v Speaker 6>You can't go to sleep until you know they're or

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<v Speaker 6>oh yeah midnight. That's missus O'Connell. That is how we roll.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, what because the prison guards have got to stay away.

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<v Speaker 6>We can't sleep until they're asleep. Right now, anything can happen,

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<v Speaker 6>and you're in charge of other people's kids as well, And.

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<v Speaker 2>There's two separate sleepovers and.

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<v Speaker 4>Over an innocent midnight walk straight away, right, my wife

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<v Speaker 4>goes to from the bath.

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<v Speaker 2>From the bath, right, goes to me. You need to

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<v Speaker 2>follow them from a discreet distance. I promise you. These

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<v Speaker 2>were words, right, She said.

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<v Speaker 6>You need, you need to follow them from a discreet distance.

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<v Speaker 6>I was like, yes, yes, your lady, would you like another.

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<v Speaker 2>Glass of port more grapes your bath and you will

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<v Speaker 2>stay here in the bath of your lady. Yes, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>go out there.

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<v Speaker 6>As cannon fodder, your highness, so if anyone attacks him,

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<v Speaker 6>I'll throw myself from them like a human ship. Have

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<v Speaker 6>you ever trying to follow anyone?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't really follow around the streets at night.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, they want to go to the oval, which is

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<v Speaker 6>about a minute from where we live. That's dangerous at

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<v Speaker 6>me not you don't know who's around. And there's four

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<v Speaker 6>teenage girls.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway they had out. I followed to script. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm narrowed.

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<v Speaker 6>There's no one around, Okay, teenage girls, strange middle.

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<v Speaker 2>Aged dunes upper tree, following them, following them into a park.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's sort of laughter, and I'm not I've never

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<v Speaker 6>followed anyone for I don't know what the protocol is.

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<v Speaker 2>What do I do here?

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<v Speaker 6>I found some undergrowth and bush right.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you know I want it.

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<v Speaker 6>I need to be able to see them because anything

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<v Speaker 6>can happen, right, I'm in the bush right, and I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not trained in now to spy on anyone, let alone

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<v Speaker 6>my daughter and a couple of teenige mace right. So

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<v Speaker 6>I can't quite see them from the bush. So I thought,

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<v Speaker 6>obviously a rookie era. I've made a note for next time.

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<v Speaker 6>I get the old camera light out and shine that through.

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<v Speaker 6>And of course if you're if you're teenage girls, is midnight.

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<v Speaker 6>Suddenly there's a rummajig in the bush and a camera

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<v Speaker 6>light comes on. Right, You're thinking there's a perv in

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<v Speaker 6>there and he's filming. Goes good, God, Dad was right.

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<v Speaker 6>So my daughter did what she should always do in

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<v Speaker 6>that situation. She calls her dad.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no one around the oval.

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<v Speaker 6>You hear the phone go off from the hedge, and

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<v Speaker 6>this ghosts dad, Dad, can he come over?

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<v Speaker 2>This song on the hedge? And I go it, it's me.

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<v Speaker 2>I hear them though. She was pretty goes dad and

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<v Speaker 2>I go, yeah, why are you in there? It's creepy.

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<v Speaker 2>We were about to call the police. Why are you there?

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<v Speaker 2>Check it? In's all right?

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<v Speaker 6>Can you come home now? To emerge from the hedge

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<v Speaker 6>and walk back with him, I could tell her friends

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<v Speaker 6>were like looking at me, looking at her. It's like, Jesus,

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<v Speaker 6>what is going on? Your Mum's just having a bath.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay everyone, The Christian Connor Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Jackie by Hell's your Weekend.

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<v Speaker 4>I got the best birthday gift probably I've ever got

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<v Speaker 4>on the weekend from Jerry me the vegetarian who came

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<v Speaker 4>from dinner on Friday night and like he's some.

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<v Speaker 6>Sort of the only vegetarian Australia. He's Jeremy the Vegetarians,

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<v Speaker 6>a cartoon character for kids. Hey, kids, it's Jermy the Vegetarian.

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<v Speaker 6>Bam like different foods to you, but on foods are great.

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<v Speaker 2>He gave me a bow and arrow to kill meat products.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an unusual gid.

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's awesome. It's so cool. At first I thought

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<v Speaker 4>it was a kids toy because.

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<v Speaker 6>I've seen the size of it. It is it's obviously

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<v Speaker 6>not a kids one, but it's like a junior starter one.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's that great big thing that he will but it's.

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<v Speaker 4>Got some power to it.

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<v Speaker 2>So where did you? Where did you take it to?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the local park?

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<v Speaker 6>You know.

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<v Speaker 4>We're out in like a bush area, so it's safe

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<v Speaker 4>that there were some people around, but we were firing

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<v Speaker 4>at trees and stuff.

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<v Speaker 6>But people do go wandering in the bush area. I mean,

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<v Speaker 6>Australia is well.

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<v Speaker 2>Known, but who like to go hiking in the lasting arrows?

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<v Speaker 2>Who is that kids one? That guy has got as well?

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<v Speaker 4>We were firing away from the path. What's this you.

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<v Speaker 6>Are now, Robin Hood? You got to see the photos

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<v Speaker 6>for no reasons a man.

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<v Speaker 2>What's left out the story is why you shirtless with

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<v Speaker 2>a kid's bow and arrow.

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<v Speaker 6>It was a nice warm dawn, like one of those

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<v Speaker 6>survival lists, getting ready for.

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<v Speaker 2>The big off.

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<v Speaker 4>I've been watching a lot, but you're.

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<v Speaker 6>Now going to be on a watch list. Andrews has

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<v Speaker 6>got you top of a watch list. You'll be down

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<v Speaker 6>at Parliament Square, try to rage Capitol Hill.

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<v Speaker 2>All you need is a bedad.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're that guy some Viking boys. No, I was

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<v Speaker 4>getting in touch with nature. Actually felt very connected to

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<v Speaker 4>the earth.

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<v Speaker 2>I am moon lord to nature.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because all it was between you and that she

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<v Speaker 6>was that T shirt that friends with rom T shirt

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<v Speaker 6>lose that you lose the ship.

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<v Speaker 4>I was the only shirtless one. Jeremy and Bianca were

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<v Speaker 4>cloth using the bow as well. Bianca, we was firing

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<v Speaker 4>at a beer can to try and hit it off

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<v Speaker 4>a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>So great to be in nature firing at a beer

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<v Speaker 2>k in the way nature is.

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<v Speaker 4>Bianca hit it on a second go, and then I

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<v Speaker 4>really wanted to hit it, so I got heard or

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<v Speaker 4>feel me and actually Jeremy feel me as well, so

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<v Speaker 4>I got too.

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<v Speaker 6>I mused to use your friends, so I'll turn it

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<v Speaker 6>into a shoot for jack posts again in nature.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got about one hundred videos on my phone that

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<v Speaker 4>I needed delete of me missing the beer can, but

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<v Speaker 4>I just wanted them.

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<v Speaker 2>To seen the shot hitting it. It's a great shot.

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<v Speaker 4>It was worth the end results. So that was about

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<v Speaker 4>an hour and a half into using the bow when

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<v Speaker 4>I finally hit it.

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<v Speaker 6>We're allowed to share that video. Oh but my shirt

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<v Speaker 6>Nature put it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Nature Boy Christian Connell's show podcast Unbelievable Story.

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<v Speaker 6>Channel seven reporter Matt duran Land's a big interview with Adele,

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<v Speaker 6>one of the biggest albums of the huge megastar. Adele

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<v Speaker 6>and her albums are huge. Channel seven pay a million

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<v Speaker 6>dollars for this exclusive interview. Heads up Channel seven. She's

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<v Speaker 6>everywhere at the moment. I've don't know how exclusive you

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<v Speaker 6>only there was an interview with Adele. I can't see

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<v Speaker 6>anything on my social media fee.

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, why is Oprah talking to Adele? We paid for

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<v Speaker 4>the exclusive?

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<v Speaker 2>They never trust a bomb. Does Adale know about this?

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<v Speaker 2>She's doing another interview? Caunsel.

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<v Speaker 6>Do we presume we're the only person And even before

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<v Speaker 6>Howard Stern or anyone, we've been going there.

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<v Speaker 2>They play a.

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<v Speaker 6>Million dollars for this highly exclusive interview and they send

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<v Speaker 6>out their man Matt Durant to go an interviewer. Now,

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<v Speaker 6>whether or not you've flow into London, it's a very

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<v Speaker 6>short flight. It's only seventeen hours. There's never enough time.

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<v Speaker 6>It goes so quickly. There's never enough time to listen

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<v Speaker 6>to an album by anybody who you wouldn't by.

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<v Speaker 4>The time they've done the Oh the exits of this way?

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<v Speaker 4>Have you the vist? In flights like this, there is

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<v Speaker 4>hardly any time to do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>It's time to land. Seventeen hours go so quickly.

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<v Speaker 6>If you ever done that, there's no way You've got

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<v Speaker 6>fifty two minutes to hear the new Adele album, because

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<v Speaker 6>that's your only job is to hear the album. Talk

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<v Speaker 6>to the thing about the album, Get on the plane,

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<v Speaker 6>come home. He doesn't want to listen to him. That

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<v Speaker 6>isn't the real rookie era here, soout eatws Adele. That

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<v Speaker 6>is the thing I'm still stunned about, Matt. Have you

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<v Speaker 6>ever heard of lying? Just say yeah, I loved it.

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<v Speaker 6>That's all they need to hear.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, they're going to essentially sound like other Adel's songs

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<v Speaker 4>and you'll be able to blag your way.

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<v Speaker 6>Through yes to actually then say at the start of

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<v Speaker 6>the interview, when you know, when you are just about

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<v Speaker 6>to sit down interview someone, those couple of minutes beforehand

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<v Speaker 6>are really really important. You're trying to establish a report.

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<v Speaker 6>You need to settle them down that you're a fan,

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<v Speaker 6>You've done your research.

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<v Speaker 2>It's all gonna be safe. You're with the pro.

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<v Speaker 6>One thing you don't want to hear is some bonzone

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<v Speaker 6>from Australia at nah, I haven't heard it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it good? No doubt gonna go screw this?

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<v Speaker 6>She walks off obviously, so the smaller we know your

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<v Speaker 6>stories of He's now been suspended for two weeks. By

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<v Speaker 6>the way, this is the but it's a bit pointless.

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<v Speaker 6>He's been suspended by Channel seven. Naughty boy, Matt. He's

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<v Speaker 6>been suspended for two weeks, which I don't know if

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<v Speaker 6>it's not AFL. Here can you appeal? I mean Joel

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<v Speaker 6>Sellwood gets like some sort of you know, then he

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<v Speaker 6>just appeals. Are they just half it or quarter it?

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<v Speaker 6>So call Joel Sellwood here. Get this down to two days.

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<v Speaker 6>You'll have to miss off work. So I want to

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<v Speaker 6>know this morning, your stories of getting into trouble at work.

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<v Speaker 6>Matt Durand now is suspended for two weeks from Channel seven.

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<v Speaker 6>Years ago, I was turning Jack before the song ended

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<v Speaker 6>that I was giving them a chance to interview Christopher Lloyd. Now,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a massive fan of Back to the Future. So

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<v Speaker 6>the only reason I wanted to interview really was to

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<v Speaker 6>talk about Back to the Future. He was promoting a

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<v Speaker 6>movie called Furry Vengeance, right, and I was supposed to

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<v Speaker 6>have gone to see the movie. Obviously I didn't, Right

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<v Speaker 6>Crystal was coming in for a live interview right Friday morning.

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<v Speaker 6>All we were training it Back to the Future. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>watching documentaries about Back to the Future. I'm not watching

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<v Speaker 6>anything to do with furry vengeance. Suddenly reception buzz up.

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<v Speaker 2>And go go. Christopher Lloyd is here. I go to

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<v Speaker 2>a producer. By the way, what's the movie about?

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<v Speaker 6>I told our producer, go and see the movie. He

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<v Speaker 6>also get be bothered to go and see Fair Avengers.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I haven't seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it about? He goes, He said to me,

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<v Speaker 2>I think he's the voice of a cartoon Rodo right.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, good enough for me. That's enough for an interview.

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<v Speaker 6>And then I get straight to twenty questions about Back

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<v Speaker 6>to the Future.

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<v Speaker 2>Watch is out about forty years ago.

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<v Speaker 6>Christopher Lloyd comes in and he is he's Christopher Lloyd, right,

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<v Speaker 6>And I'm so excited. I just at the beginning, like

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<v Speaker 6>I just said, I said, Hey, I love the movie.

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<v Speaker 6>You know you the voice of that funny little rug

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<v Speaker 6>to me on it. No, and he goes, there's not

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<v Speaker 6>a cartoon and I'm in it as myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not and he calls me out.

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<v Speaker 6>It's the worst thing that's ever happened to my great

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<v Speaker 6>He goes, you obviously haven't seen it now, you know

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<v Speaker 6>what they say, the ground and swallowing them up. There's

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<v Speaker 6>millions people are sitting around the UK. They look and

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<v Speaker 6>all here the moment everything to there's no way to

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<v Speaker 6>start out like it's prank and he, of course I

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<v Speaker 6>knew that you're in it. Yeah, there's no cart in animals.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a live action movie. You say you're Brendon Frozer.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not. That's what I love that there's no seat.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a it's a brilliant movie. Anyway, when you

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<v Speaker 2>dipped back to.

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<v Speaker 4>The you've lost them. After that, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting hated me as I said, happened to you.

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<v Speaker 4>Amy Shenandy didn't get to play an interview they did

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<v Speaker 4>with Slash once because we had Slush coming in, of course,

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<v Speaker 4>one of the greatest guitarists of all time from Guns n' Roses.

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<v Speaker 4>We had a guitar and amplifier in the studio and

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<v Speaker 4>they had this idea for him to play when he

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<v Speaker 4>came in, and as soon as he walked in, he said,

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<v Speaker 4>what's that guitar doing there? And they pretended that it

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<v Speaker 4>wasn't for him.

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<v Speaker 6>Skip what God, I didn't know that guys kind of

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<v Speaker 6>tidy up the studio.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awful.

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<v Speaker 4>He must have a rule that he doesn't play.

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<v Speaker 6>And if we ever interview, so out and John make

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<v Speaker 6>sure there's a piano next to the microphone and have

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<v Speaker 6>to But it'd be actually nice if you did a

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<v Speaker 6>little bit, couple of little songs.

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<v Speaker 4>It was just in here anyway, So he was cranking

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<v Speaker 4>and then they end up. It was such a bad

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<v Speaker 4>vibe within the interview that.

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<v Speaker 2>We I know what it said, mind your Christopher Lloyd.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>I remember you got into trouble from the entire well,

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<v Speaker 6>in fact, the head of it for downloading movies in

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<v Speaker 6>the show.

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<v Speaker 4>Not guilty to those torrents.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't doing p addresses. They know they know more

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<v Speaker 2>about our search habbits than we do.

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<v Speaker 4>But it was like sitting in the principal's office and

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<v Speaker 4>I had to sit down and they told me not

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<v Speaker 4>to download any illegal movies.

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<v Speaker 6>This is off the way with you, right even after

0:32:38.760 --> 0:32:41.200
<v Speaker 6>you've been spoken to. Sue, the boss pulled me aside

0:32:41.240 --> 0:32:44.080
<v Speaker 6>to say, basically keeping up, he really can't be doing

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<v Speaker 6>this during the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, he says he's not doing it.

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<v Speaker 6>They know he was downloading illegal dodgy late night movies

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<v Speaker 6>on some bit torrent site during the show.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't.

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<v Speaker 4>I played not guilty story until I.

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<v Speaker 5>Die to the question O Kyle's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Matt, Good morning morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, we're good Matt, Welcome for show. So how

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<v Speaker 6>did you get into trouble at work?

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<v Speaker 12>Well, we do all the big vinyl wraps on semi

0:33:12.840 --> 0:33:16.280
<v Speaker 12>trailers and trucks and buses, and we had a business

0:33:16.440 --> 0:33:19.680
<v Speaker 12>that does paintless dint removal, as in they take all

0:33:19.720 --> 0:33:23.080
<v Speaker 12>the DNTs out of cars. Had a really tight deadline.

0:33:23.080 --> 0:33:26.480
<v Speaker 12>To me, designed it all up, looked fantastic with a

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<v Speaker 12>big storm in the background, big logo. Customer was on

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<v Speaker 12>his way to pick it up. We put some photos

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<v Speaker 12>on Instagram of it, and we're alerted by some guys

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<v Speaker 12>in Mexico that we made a huge spelling error.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank god, thank god for Mexico Wan in all this.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, like, I just assumed it was painless dent removal,

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<v Speaker 12>not paintless, so I left out a tea. I thought, no,

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<v Speaker 12>they've got to be wrong. It must be spelt different

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<v Speaker 12>over there. So I googled it and yeah, nothing shown up.

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<v Speaker 4>With you were making it for the Mexican market.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you?

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<v Speaker 12>I might as all have been made or you got

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<v Speaker 12>cops and flag for it, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>So you said it was painless dent removal.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, not not paintless. So it should have been paintless,

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<v Speaker 12>but I put painless and could ye.

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<v Speaker 6>I saw a sort of company and sort of about

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<v Speaker 6>painless tent removed, thinking is it for me? Are they

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<v Speaker 6>going to smash my dents out? You know as you

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<v Speaker 6>get a bit oldie a few dent fruit? Yeah they

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<v Speaker 6>can pain Leslie just smashed them out of me.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah it wasn't It wasn't great. Cost me about ten

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<v Speaker 12>grayand so.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Matt, thank you very much. You cool.

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<v Speaker 6>Have a good week Ash, good morning morning here are you?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm good, Ash, I'll be a great weekend. So how

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<v Speaker 6>did you end up in trouble at Workash?

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<v Speaker 13>I need to be a surgery Marie Blest and meet

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<v Speaker 13>another guy told him old mad he got to turn

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<v Speaker 13>a TV on for twenty four hours to be at

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<v Speaker 13>the store on the start and the Calo Modron.

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<v Speaker 6>You told her old lady not to turn the TV

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<v Speaker 6>on for twenty four hours.

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<v Speaker 13>Yeah, we have the TV on the side, fit in

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<v Speaker 13>the drug and we said the klamarda run, so she

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<v Speaker 13>bring the boss up twenty four hours wearing out she

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<v Speaker 13>could turn the TV back on you.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that an old furniture removal and it was sky

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<v Speaker 4>tartan paint.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, still going strong, still doing the rounds. All right,

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<v Speaker 6>thanks Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>We are into the final two weeks of the show

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<v Speaker 6>and our very last show a week on Friday, the

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<v Speaker 6>last hour, we're doing something a bit different. We're going

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<v Speaker 6>to be live from our local pub, I know night

0:35:30.120 --> 0:35:32.800
<v Speaker 6>men doing this job, the London Tavern and we're putting

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<v Speaker 6>on a live show the final hour. The reason we're

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<v Speaker 6>doing this is because a couple of months ago, Huggy

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<v Speaker 6>told us that every year when he used to be

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<v Speaker 6>to go to Bali, he would jump up.

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<v Speaker 2>They do karaoke. I don't know if you ever seen

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<v Speaker 2>karaoke before. They have a live band. It's very different.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great fun. Every year. Huggy became a local legend,

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<v Speaker 2>so much.

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<v Speaker 6>So they have his photo up behind the bar because

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<v Speaker 6>of his powerful rendition of Jesse's girl. So we thought,

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<v Speaker 6>my god, why don't we end the show with Huggy

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<v Speaker 6>singing us out for the year. We find a house

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<v Speaker 6>band for him to do this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, they say if.

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<v Speaker 6>Your build it, they would come. So we've got the

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<v Speaker 6>London Tavern. We found the house band on Friday. There

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<v Speaker 6>are a few minor things we need to work out

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<v Speaker 6>during the next sort of two weeks. Huggy has kidney

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<v Speaker 6>stones and he's now quibbling about it being a very

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<v Speaker 6>tough song.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it two Rangers? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>He said, Actually on Friday after the show he said,

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<v Speaker 4>it's a very easy song for the band, very difficult

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<v Speaker 4>song for the singer.

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<v Speaker 6>Because this is he said, none of this a couple

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<v Speaker 6>of months ago, when it was all Bobby Big Bulls

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<v Speaker 6>photo behind the bar Legend of Barley.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he said, Jesse's girl is actually in two Rangers

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<v Speaker 4>and it's difficult for singers to hit both rangers.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 6>So we've got my vocal coach as well. But what

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<v Speaker 6>we'd like to do right obviously that's at the last

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<v Speaker 6>part of the show. We now need a support act

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<v Speaker 6>for Huggy and so we're asking you, does anyone else

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<v Speaker 6>have a song that they do really well at karaoke?

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<v Speaker 6>You know, could you call in and be part of

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<v Speaker 6>the show for the support act. For the last hour,

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<v Speaker 6>We've had amazing entries.

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<v Speaker 9>Basically, I've been doing a duet of Meatloa for the

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<v Speaker 9>friend of mine Chris for about ten years, and I

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<v Speaker 9>dare say been Huggy's opening would be the highlight of

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<v Speaker 9>our karaoke career.

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<v Speaker 6>So we've got two dudes, so we're going to do

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<v Speaker 6>meatloves so I would do anything for love.

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<v Speaker 2>Also got this good morning missus Julie, the karaoke queen Julie.

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<v Speaker 2>What's your song?

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<v Speaker 4>Sweet child of Mine?

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<v Speaker 8>What welse?

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<v Speaker 2>We Chada Man?

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<v Speaker 6>And we've got Aaron bring on the bej staying Alive shape.

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<v Speaker 6>And then it started to get a little bit weird,

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<v Speaker 6>as it often does with a show, but it all works.

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<v Speaker 6>Come you say a karaoke live in the radio, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>we can give you that. I can do Kim at

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<v Speaker 6>the Frogs Rainbow Connections downing exactly like Kim.

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<v Speaker 9>At the frog Why are for so many bongs about rambles?

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<v Speaker 6>Yours not a show. We're bunt together forget Adale for

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<v Speaker 6>one night only. This is bigger, guys. It might be

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<v Speaker 6>the greatest hour of radio you ever heard. Imagine that

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<v Speaker 6>then we thought we were with God with hugging his

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<v Speaker 6>kidney stones. That's what we're going to call the backing band.

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<v Speaker 6>By the way, the kidney stones. The stoneets Jeschi's girl.

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<v Speaker 6>So we've got two guys who are going to do meatloaf, right,

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<v Speaker 6>We've got We've.

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<v Speaker 4>Got Julie, who's actually can see she's vaged.

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<v Speaker 2>She does a lot of karaoke and roses. We've got

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<v Speaker 2>the Beg's with Aaron, and then we've got Kermit.

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<v Speaker 4>The frog lighters in the air for Kermit's rainbow connection.

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<v Speaker 2>How about a monologue.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm not sold on this, but you seem very excited.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sold Friday. I'm now anyway. Let me just

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<v Speaker 2>let's cross to our friend here.

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<v Speaker 14>Hi, Christian, this is Greg. You got my email about

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<v Speaker 14>performing with Huggy. I think the karaoke sounds fantastic, but

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<v Speaker 14>what you really need is just a little bit of theater.

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<v Speaker 14>So here's my go at a few good men. I'll

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<v Speaker 14>answer the question. You want answers. I think I'm entitled

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<v Speaker 14>to them. You want answers, I want the truth. You

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<v Speaker 14>can't handle the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Son.

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<v Speaker 14>We live in the world has walls, and those walls

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<v Speaker 14>have to be guarded by men.

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<v Speaker 8>It goes on for theer.

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<v Speaker 14>I have a greater responsibility than you could pass.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, he's doing a great impression of Jack Nickerson

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<v Speaker 6>and Tom Cruise and that scene.

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<v Speaker 2>He's nailing it.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just never been to a life concept where somebody

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<v Speaker 4>does the scene from a movie before.

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<v Speaker 6>However, I stand by you still books, we need theater.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Connells Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just another miss herdman nay Christian O'Connell's miss heard lyrics.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, you're miss her lyrics as you sent them in.

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<v Speaker 6>We played the back every Monday. If we agree with

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<v Speaker 6>what you think you're miss hearing, you'll hear this. If not,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm for the great Ones. Last week call of Fame,

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<v Speaker 6>of for Marcus Queen. Another one bites the dust line

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<v Speaker 6>of ducks. I'm adopted, Yes, all right? First up this week,

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<v Speaker 6>Colleen Christian. Last week I was to miss helyrics you

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<v Speaker 6>played on my advance joy. I actually think it's not

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<v Speaker 6>about a cow monster but a broken down car. The

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<v Speaker 6>actual line in riptide is oh and they come on stuck.

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<v Speaker 6>Now Colleen thinks she's hearing oh and the car won't

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<v Speaker 6>start yes, I thought last week's one was on the

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<v Speaker 6>nose about the cow.

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<v Speaker 2>That is unbelievable. The car won't.

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<v Speaker 6>Start, Yes, Colleen bang On, well done, Penny Jeremy Birthday

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<v Speaker 6>sex really amazing lyrics. This one let him a cantley

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<v Speaker 6>be un as they could not this one out. Birthday sex,

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<v Speaker 6>birthday sex, well, that is this subtle, isn't it. You

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<v Speaker 6>wonder what's going on?

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<v Speaker 8>Texts?

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<v Speaker 4>Creepy about that anyway, says the man in the bushes

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<v Speaker 4>over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>I was observing my child safely, okay, doing what any

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<v Speaker 6>any good dad would do. Liam Neeson would have done

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<v Speaker 6>that the movie taken. That is who I model.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a responsible father anyway.

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<v Speaker 6>Birthday sex, birthday texts, birthday texts.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's not the Beatles. I want to hold your hand.

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<v Speaker 2>That's better, far more soothing.

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<v Speaker 6>Betty Nina's got this one from bon Jovi. Gina works

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<v Speaker 6>the diner all day.

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<v Speaker 2>For faith.

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<v Speaker 6>Not Gina was dying of old age? Sure no, yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>long shifts of that diner hasn't out Gina was dying of

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<v Speaker 6>old age. Oh, genus, we have before we get to

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<v Speaker 6>the miss, we have a listener called Randall Goldsworthy what

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<v Speaker 6>a name, made up name that guy's done some stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>No one that is no one's real name.

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<v Speaker 6>That's from a movie. You need to get my lawyer.

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<v Speaker 6>Who do you use Randall Goldsworthy with the mysterious Randal Goldsworthy?

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<v Speaker 4>He sounds like a Bond villain.

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<v Speaker 6>Justice mister mand Randall Goldsworthy at your service, anyway?

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<v Speaker 12>Was I?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yes, Randall Goldsworthy's got this by Manuskin Mannekin Manuskin begging,

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<v Speaker 6>Zamb that is how Randall Goldsworthy lights Relax, we listen

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<v Speaker 6>to that or is it I'm bacon Zamb? Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to this for the for the name, no

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<v Speaker 6>goals worthy of.

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<v Speaker 2>What a time to be alive? Guys who got here? Kenny?

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<v Speaker 6>Kenny's got glorified g but it's on my pearl jam

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<v Speaker 6>glorifying version of a pelican gun. It sounds like it's

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<v Speaker 6>been edited a deep baker Eddie. Did you hear the pelican?

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<v Speaker 6>There is low flying virgin on a pelican? Does he

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<v Speaker 6>sound like he's clipped at the end that is one

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<v Speaker 6>hundred percent low flying virgin on a pelican? Sounds like

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<v Speaker 6>he's really emphasizing pelican there. Yes, Kenny, Tinsless, hall of

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<v Speaker 6>and finally Thomas. It's got Michael Jackson bad. The word

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<v Speaker 6>is out you're doing wrong, gonna lock you up before

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<v Speaker 6>too long?

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<v Speaker 2>Or is it?

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<v Speaker 6>The word is out that you ordered wrong, going to

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<v Speaker 6>lock you up. I brought you lamb. Okay, so there's

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<v Speaker 6>a littlegan on. Here's a slow down. The word is

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<v Speaker 6>out that you ordered wrong, going to lock you up.

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<v Speaker 6>I brought you lamb.

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<v Speaker 2>It's in there once more. The word is out, you

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<v Speaker 2>ordered wrong, going to lock you up. I brought you lamb.

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<v Speaker 6>Well i'd like it, thank you very much, very very good.

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<v Speaker 6>Today it has been one by Randall Goldsworthy. Though, folks,

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<v Speaker 6>what a name to be listening to show? All right,

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<v Speaker 6>email me your do you know what? We can only

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<v Speaker 6>have set a number of people at the pub show

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<v Speaker 6>next week. I'm going to give away some who've got

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<v Speaker 6>If you've got a great name, I want a VIP

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<v Speaker 6>section of people with amazing names.

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<v Speaker 2>Their leader is called Randall Goldsworth. Anyway, where was I?

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<v Speaker 2>That's it? Miss her? Explode the email Christian at Christian

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<v Speaker 2>O'Connor dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the weekend, wife and I were talking.

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<v Speaker 6>About get planned, get organized for Christmas. My love wife

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<v Speaker 6>loves making planned lists, everything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So she's activated. At the moment. When she gets activated,

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<v Speaker 2>it is game on.

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<v Speaker 6>It's all about Christmas. So she's already told me what

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<v Speaker 6>she wants for Christmas. Right, I'm not making this up.

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<v Speaker 6>First all, we're going to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on.

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<v Speaker 6>My wife said, look, you know, in the new Year,

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<v Speaker 6>I want to find an unusual way. It's in a

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<v Speaker 6>bit different to challenge myself. You know, my wife loves

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<v Speaker 6>she loves riding, she loves diving. She wants a new

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<v Speaker 6>thing new year, some form of exercise that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to be challenging.

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<v Speaker 6>She she's gonna have lessons. But to help that, she

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<v Speaker 6>wants pole dancing pole in the garret.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not making. I'm not making a.

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<v Speaker 6>Couple of girl friends want to have a class. It's

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<v Speaker 6>a real thing that people do it to keep in shape.

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<v Speaker 4>Right that she has lived so many lives and now

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<v Speaker 4>strip club is the newest.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you the kind of my wife?

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<v Speaker 8>Stripper?

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<v Speaker 3>Missus?

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<v Speaker 2>Very dare you?

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<v Speaker 6>She will be frenny cold while she works the pole. Now,

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<v Speaker 6>if I'm charging neighbors, don't worry. So what's that guy

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<v Speaker 6>for number fifty to chat out dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Where do you even buy the pole? I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>get them.

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<v Speaker 6>I've got a new research now and like ring people up.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, can you just buy something from Bunnings and

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<v Speaker 6>get some training.

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<v Speaker 2>To put it in? There's just poles you synk them

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<v Speaker 2>in concrete because otherwise no.

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<v Speaker 7>My girlfriend had one. She did lessons very good for

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<v Speaker 7>your fitness in a thighs fantastic.

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<v Speaker 4>But does it have to be installed by a professional?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so. I think you can buy them

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<v Speaker 3>at the dance class.

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<v Speaker 7>Where she was stay up right, I don't clips it's

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<v Speaker 7>got some sort of special clip check.

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<v Speaker 6>So there's one near us from I said, why don't

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<v Speaker 6>you pop in? And last I went, all right, so

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<v Speaker 6>I'm going to pop anger. Excuse me, sorry, I'd like

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<v Speaker 6>to get my wife spicer for Christmas?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I buy one?

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<v Speaker 4>The poles.

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<v Speaker 2>Way? That was the chat we're getting organized.

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<v Speaker 6>At Christmas by to do this is to find out

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<v Speaker 6>about poles, how you install them?

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<v Speaker 2>Where on earth would you buy a pole?

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<v Speaker 4>And she'll know what it is? Wrapped under the tree.

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<v Speaker 4>It's bigger than the tree.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast today is World Complaint Handler Day,

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<v Speaker 1>catchy title.

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<v Speaker 2>This is interesting.

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<v Speaker 6>Study of every tripid Riser review from twenty fifteen to

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<v Speaker 6>twenty twenty found that people called Karen actually aren't the

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<v Speaker 6>biggest complainers to five biggause complainers are at five soon.

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<v Speaker 4>Ooh interesting, Yeah, have a Sue on the premises, not

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<v Speaker 4>a complainer though.

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<v Speaker 6>That's our boss. You can't say on the premises. Also,

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<v Speaker 6>we have a big meeting on a Monday.

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<v Speaker 4>With Sue, yes, and I'm looking forward to it.

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<v Speaker 6>On the premises, Sue is on the premises. Susan number

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<v Speaker 6>five at number four. Susan isn't that the same name? Oh?

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<v Speaker 6>But when it goes when they identify as as Susan,

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<v Speaker 6>that's when they get more activated.

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<v Speaker 4>Susie at number three.

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<v Speaker 6>It's Patrick at number three, at number two, Karen at

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<v Speaker 6>number one, Kim Kim's love to complain.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, today we're looking for your complaining movies.

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<v Speaker 6>You haven't seen a great movie, great car golf movie,

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<v Speaker 6>but it's about life as well.

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<v Speaker 2>The legend of Bag of Vans, Yes, not so much fun.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the legend of Nagavants. Why do you keep hearing

0:48:40.160 --> 0:48:43.680
<v Speaker 2>that girl all like that rubbish gold?

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<v Speaker 6>What about when Harry met old sulky. Oh I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>having what she's having.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold, dude, for your own bloody car.

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<v Speaker 6>Silver, drive yourself, miss Daisy, you lazy old lady.

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<v Speaker 4>Killing more and more agro bronze.

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<v Speaker 6>This I've saved the best one to last. Complaining movies.

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<v Speaker 6>A few good.

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<v Speaker 4>Silver plus, come on, a few good Is that it

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<v Speaker 4>really complain?

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<v Speaker 2>Of course it is. Yeah, it's the same energy, isn't it? Lethargy,

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<v Speaker 2>a lack of enthusiasm, A few good men?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, here we go complaining movies.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh sorry, the way you did that is I watch

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<v Speaker 6>this comedy coming up incoming.

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<v Speaker 4>Grautchy Tiger, Hissy Dragon.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, average silver.

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<v Speaker 4>Look who's talking to the manager? Natural born karens Yeah, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Put Sue in there. Do it with sues on the premises.

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<v Speaker 4>Jane's and the giant screech.

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<v Speaker 2>What are you complaining to screen? A few good bronz.

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<v Speaker 4>No, you're in a bad mood.

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<v Speaker 2>It's well complaining that I'm complaining about the lack of gold.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that them?

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<v Speaker 6>That's the Oh Sean sweet today, Barey busting a gut

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<v Speaker 6>on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone's getting ready for the big long break.

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<v Speaker 4>I give you the one I threw away. Yeah, go on,

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<v Speaker 4>Tan Trump and Trummer.

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<v Speaker 6>Now that is the best one you've had, much bether

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<v Speaker 6>than screeching Gold for.

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<v Speaker 1>That Christian Connell's Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>So today's time waste is a world complaint day complaining

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<v Speaker 6>movies Jacket really.

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<v Speaker 4>To Mark, Okay, I'm complaining.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the way he did that. He's in character.

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<v Speaker 6>Guys gone with the winge Silver men men who yell

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<v Speaker 6>at goats Silver plus Oh sorry Nikki Edward Suki hands

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<v Speaker 6>gold having those hands like that, thanks story.

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<v Speaker 2>No need winging in the rain. Oh it's born again.

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<v Speaker 2>We have Bloody Melbourne weather Gold and honey, why did

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<v Speaker 2>you shrink the kids?

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<v Speaker 10>Gold?

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<v Speaker 6>That is wrong with an hate year old called Lewis

0:51:11.400 --> 0:51:15.560
<v Speaker 6>Lewis that is very smart and funny. Horton complains about

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<v Speaker 6>who Bronze, ps I hate you real gearship from ps

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<v Speaker 6>I Love you Silver.

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<v Speaker 2>That's marriage though, alright, any faith, thank you back chat

0:51:28.880 --> 0:51:32.200
<v Speaker 2>to the future Gold, Judy well.

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<v Speaker 6>Done, snakes on a plane like seriously, oh yeah, Silver,

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<v Speaker 6>it deserves better, tim morally, that's a gold drive him

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<v Speaker 6>as stays up the wall. Bronze, Daryl, if you grumpy

0:51:49.640 --> 0:51:56.520
<v Speaker 6>old men Bronze plus any movie starring Wesley Gripes Gold,

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<v Speaker 6>It's a Nightmare before Christmas Gold sub.

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<v Speaker 2>I love that.

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<v Speaker 6>And finally Wingy Wonka and his complaints Factory Gold. Davin

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<v Speaker 6>all right, who is getting the rock star package that

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<v Speaker 6>at Sunset Sounds early next year.

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<v Speaker 2>He's in brilliant live music.

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<v Speaker 4>Congratulations Andy with Wingy in the rain.

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<v Speaker 2>Well done team.

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<v Speaker 5>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's going distracted just is there's a brand new

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<v Speaker 6>crane out the window. I'm sorry, but the ten year

0:52:27.920 --> 0:52:30.279
<v Speaker 6>old boy me, if I'm near a crane, I will

0:52:30.360 --> 0:52:33.359
<v Speaker 6>stare at that crane. One of the most amazing days Aunt,

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<v Speaker 6>since moving here was when do you remember that crane

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<v Speaker 6>broke down and then the.

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<v Speaker 2>Big giant Daddy crane turned up to rescue it crane.

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<v Speaker 2>That was one of the best days of my life.

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<v Speaker 6>I pulled over to watch it, right, and there were

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<v Speaker 6>a load of other only guys stood in the street

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<v Speaker 6>watching a big daddy crane. In my mind, that wasn't

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<v Speaker 6>called the big Daddy crane, by the way, rescue the

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<v Speaker 6>little sunny one.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so beautiful, but it was just men stopping

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<v Speaker 2>in the street all just like it was the moon

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<v Speaker 2>calling some part of us so strong, the bigger one.

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<v Speaker 4>He couldn't come into work that day too much.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, tomorrow's show today. But he's a Rio. You

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<v Speaker 6>might have heard us mention him on the show. Overqualified

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<v Speaker 6>to do this? Yes, two degrees from Sydney University. Two

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<v Speaker 6>degrees too many to do this. I always feel really

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<v Speaker 6>bad sometimes too, whenever we're like going ah calling in

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<v Speaker 6>today we stroked a monkey.

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<v Speaker 2>He sat there.

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<v Speaker 6>Going, I, you know, I could have really done something.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm now taking calls going Christian show, he stroked a monkey?

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<v Speaker 6>All right, Carol away there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we've got a great one. Jesus Christ. How long

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<v Speaker 2>can I carry about this? Choices? Rio choices.

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<v Speaker 6>He loves because he's obviously of an educational background.

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<v Speaker 2>He loves a lot of metrics, stats, site stats, stats, data.

0:53:52.880 --> 0:53:54.040
<v Speaker 2>He's the stat man.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't he loves stats. The morning before the show,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't want you thought Jack and I were going

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<v Speaker 6>to do with that. Apparently eighteen percent of people have

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<v Speaker 6>worn the disguise.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we do with that?

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<v Speaker 6>Tomorrow we rotest this the statman versus Melbourne. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 6>eighteen percent will round that up to one in five

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<v Speaker 6>people have worn a disguise.

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<v Speaker 4>Which still seems high. If we do a run around

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<v Speaker 4>the team, none of us have worn a disguise ever.

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<v Speaker 2>Passive if you ever warn of disguise?

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<v Speaker 6>But a baseball on sunglasses, followed Chris suspiciously.

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<v Speaker 4>No, never have you?

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, But if we ask two more people they

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<v Speaker 2>may one.

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<v Speaker 6>So tomorrow on the show, Statman wants to know have

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<v Speaker 6>you ever worn a disguise? Okay, if you have, you

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<v Speaker 6>can get in her early and email me Christian at

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<v Speaker 6>Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. We're back tomorrow with

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<v Speaker 6>three top at Tuesday and twenty I'll tell you what

0:54:49.160 --> 0:54:52.280
<v Speaker 6>will be back tomorrow, twenty thousand dollars worth of prizes

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<v Speaker 6>down at Chapels Street precinct. Will it be Oh hello,

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<v Speaker 6>missus Corsa's voice is breaking there. We're going to have

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<v Speaker 6>a meeting in minutes to work out whether or not

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<v Speaker 6>Missus Claus.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>We don't know yet, Patsy, We're having a kind of

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:08.000
<v Speaker 6>stew which the jury is out. The jury will vote though,

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<v Speaker 6>and then return its verdict. We're back to my I'm on.

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<v Speaker 6>Enjoy the rest of your day.

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<v Speaker 5>Thanks for listening on a brighter not you're listening to

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<v Speaker 5>the Christian o'crl Show podcast