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Speaker 1: Christ Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 2: Hold Ian guts in there?

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Speaker 3: Who's going to jos off for we are the adults?

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Speaker 4: Hello, middle aged Jack, Welcome to our neighborhood, Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 5: God one O four Hey, good morning. It's to Christian

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Speaker 5: O'Connell's show.

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Speaker 4: It's coming out for ten minutes past six Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 4: Come on in, Jack morning, guys, Come on in, Patsy.

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Speaker 4: We are a show running on one engine. Our two producers,

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Speaker 4: Rio and Caitlin are off on holidays.

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Speaker 5: How has that been?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 5: My wife? You even said to me, isn't it your show? Did?

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Speaker 5: They ask?

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Speaker 4: a nice boss.

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Speaker 5: And now I'm like, we've got another couple of weeks

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Speaker 4: There's another break, of which there's several in Australian radio.

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Speaker 5: We're well looked after here.

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Speaker 3: This morning I bumped into Patty at the at the

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Speaker 3: Kettle and she said, because when producers, which is is

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Speaker 3: a shame for the show because it means it harder

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Speaker 3: for us to do things. For us to Patsy goes,

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Speaker 3: I got a whole bunch of stuff clogged up at

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Speaker 3: my desk because my pack horse isn't here this week.

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Speaker 5: And that's how she sees them. She's carry online show mules.

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Speaker 4: I can laid down and promo stuff and take it

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Speaker 4: to my car. In all seriousness, the big thing that

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Speaker 4: we're going to feel it over the next couple of days, right,

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Speaker 4: is they're taking calls. This show gets a lot of calls.

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Speaker 4: People don't realize Jack is taking calls during the songs.

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Speaker 4: We are down phone monkeys. So I'm thinking, and I'm

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Speaker 4: not even joking, right, guys, there will be people who

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Speaker 4: listen to the show who are on the phone all day,

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Speaker 4: calls sends.

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Speaker 5: What who are very good on the phones?

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Speaker 3: Sub them in, you reckon, We can bring them in.

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Speaker 4: Some people do a couple of hours over the next

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Speaker 4: seven days. We need phone monkeys.

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Speaker 3: Are you good on the phone?

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Speaker 4: If you're good on the phones, because these days is

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Speaker 4: a big part of your jobs, isn't it's trying to

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Speaker 4: be good on the phone. So if you're good on

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Speaker 4: the phones, and you do that day in, day out,

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Speaker 4: and you'll know if you're good or not, please contact

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Speaker 4: the show today. We seious need out over the next

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Speaker 4: seven days. Tommy producers.

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Speaker 5: I don't. This is not how I like.

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Speaker 3: That as well. And you have to be good at

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Speaker 3: cycling through callers quickly, very quick. Has somebody in the

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Speaker 3: past who loved a long old chat.

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Speaker 4: Ten minutes where very quickly we knew where that person

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Speaker 4: would be coming on there with that story ten minutes

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Speaker 4: and you go, are they coming on out?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 5: Terrible story.

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Speaker 4: So you need to be quick at getting people on

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Speaker 4: and off if that's you. By the way, Tom, who

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Speaker 5: Tom our senior.

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Speaker 4: Producer referred to and I said, who's going to put

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Speaker 4: in the chair next to you?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 4: In law, I think they call it second chair when

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Speaker 4: they're defending a case. I didn't know he refers to

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Speaker 4: that as the second chair his co pilot.

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Speaker 5: Yes, so could you be the second chair?

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Speaker 4: Idn't feels like can you legal drama spin off from

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Speaker 4: Boston Legal?

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Speaker 5: The second chair? Perhatsly? What's going on with you at home? Mate?

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Speaker 5: This week?

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Speaker 7: Gosh, yesterday Audro picked Audrey up from school and I

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Speaker 7: book week thing, but apparently we're not. So she gets

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Speaker 7: straight to the discount shop because I need a blue

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Speaker 5: Is it is book Week this week?

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Speaker 7: Nh Thursday, Yes.

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Speaker 5: That's what this week. Just you're a web Patsy. This

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Speaker 5: is what happens when we lose producers. She doesn't even know.

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Speaker 4: She said, no, it's not it's actually this Thursday. You

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Speaker 4: say this week, I say Thursday.

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Speaker 5: Joke.

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Speaker 3: But remember Rio has that morning alarm just before six

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Speaker 4: That's so good after three hundred years here that you

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Speaker 4: now know Pavlovian response. You now know there is news

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Speaker 4: every half an hour. So book week this week, you've

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I've got like two three days. So we went

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Speaker 7: and got the blue too too. They're all going as

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Speaker 7: the fairies from Pixie hollow Off tinker Bell. She's the

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Speaker 7: blue Fairy. That's why she needed the blue tootoo. Look,

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Speaker 7: I've got to say, like I moan and groan, but

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Speaker 7: I know it's like you know, they say, you never

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Speaker 7: And even though we moan and groan about book Week,

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Speaker 2: Go as this year?

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Speaker 4: And there are many things I miss about being a

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Speaker 4: but I don't mourn for any of those book weeks.

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Speaker 3: Are you ever in charge of a costume?

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Speaker 5: What do you think?

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Speaker 4: I did it once from Bumblebee one, and my wife

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Speaker 4: was away and the kids realized that, and suddenly they're like,

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Speaker 4: oh god, it's Mike. It's the VP that's going to

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Speaker 4: put together this outfit. And it was meant to be

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Speaker 4: a Bumblebeet. It was just a bin bag basically with

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Speaker 4: a yellow headbang.

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Speaker 5: That was the.

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Speaker 4: Bumblebee outfit for some dress update. So what's she going

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Speaker 4: us again? What's the book?

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Speaker 7: No, it's from Pixie hollow off tinker Bell. They've come

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Speaker 7: up with this idea, so they're all.

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Speaker 3: A different tinker Bell. That's repeaterd Pars.

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Speaker 8: No, it's actually a movie. I said, I don't think

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Speaker 8: it's a movie week. No, it's book week.

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Speaker 5: Oh they just like the outfit.

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Speaker 7: They like the outfit.

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Speaker 5: Got cha, Well, good luck with that this week.

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Speaker 4: Often in Australia people have post and problems. But now

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Speaker 4: you've gone to a different kind of problem. You've got

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Speaker 4: a pigeon problem.

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Speaker 3: Well, Bianker's work has a pigeon problem, and it's getting

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Speaker 3: bad because they roost over the top of the doorway

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Speaker 3: they're pulling on people. And when I was there yesterday.

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Speaker 5: That's got a fact trade.

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Speaker 3: I said, just put up those little spikes that stop

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Speaker 3: birds from roosting on a ledge. They've got the spikes

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Speaker 3: up and I saw it yesterday. The pigeons can out

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Speaker 5: Getting in and out kind of Ninja warrior assault course.

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Speaker 5: They could just dodge the spikes.

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Speaker 3: And they look happy as larry there behind the spike.

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Speaker 3: So we've got she's got a whole family of pigeons

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Speaker 3: rid of them. And I didn't know what you did,

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Speaker 3: Like if you try the spikes, what else can you try?

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Speaker 4: They also pigeons make a terrible mess. If you've ever

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Speaker 4: been to London, you go around Tafalgar Square, it's his

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Speaker 4: ninety nine percent pigeon shit, right, it's everywhere. It's all

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Speaker 4: over those beautiful old monuments. There's pitche and poop everywhere.

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Speaker 4: So they had for a while bird of prey like hawks, wow,

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Speaker 4: that would fly around attacking them basically and wore them

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Speaker 3: But this is a single fronted shop.

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Speaker 4: Retired one whose best years and behind him. It can

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Speaker 4: still get up there a couple of times a batter few.

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Speaker 3: I actually think a hawk or an eagle will keep

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Speaker 5: It RuaRed everybody off. No one's coming in, all right.

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Speaker 4: So from perhaps if you ever had a pigeon problem,

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Speaker 4: because you've got chicken coop seventy in the guard.

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Speaker 7: We did, but we got the ol thing from Bunnings.

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Speaker 5: It does absolutely kits over a while ago to say

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Speaker 3: Pigeons fly up to the.

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Speaker 5: They laugh at it. They mock rubbished that thing.

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Speaker 6: Well.

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Speaker 7: They moved on from our house and went to me because.

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Speaker 4: Busy laughing that you've got one of those plastic They

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Speaker 7: Jack, Is there a hole? Obviously there's a hole in

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Speaker 7: the mornings where the pigeons are getting in.

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Speaker 3: No, they just they So it's got this ledge the

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Speaker 3: company juts out that has a roller door coming out

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Speaker 3: they get up underneath there and they just from what

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Speaker 5: Making that noise as well.

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Speaker 3: That cooing. But then you look at the row of

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Speaker 3: poo and it's it's disting. Yeah, it's three d off

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Speaker 4: It's like a Banksy art exhibition installation of It's in

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Speaker 4: North Melbourne, all right, So how to get rid of pigeons?

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Speaker 6: Look Christian Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Jack needs some pigeon advice for his wife Bianca's shop.

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Speaker 4: They have a pigeon problem. They're pooping everywhere. Is it

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Speaker 4: affecting trade?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because if you went to step into a shop

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Speaker 3: but you had to step over pigeon poo, you would

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Speaker 3: have persuade you from going in.

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Speaker 7: It's a food shop too, isn't Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So nine four one four one four three pigeon advice.

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Speaker 4: Jackie good borne him.

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Speaker 9: Yes, good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 10: How are you.

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Speaker 4: I'm good Jackie, and thanks for offering some how. Now,

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Speaker 4: what can you tell us about getting.

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Speaker 5: Rid of pigeons.

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Speaker 11: We use ferret bedding, which is like the straw, or

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Speaker 11: you have an old bit of clothing or something, you

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Speaker 11: put it in the ferrets bed for a little while.

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Speaker 11: They get their smell all over it, and being a

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Speaker 11: predator animal, they deter all the pigeons and it also

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Speaker 11: gets rid of possum, sends them to your neighbors.

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Speaker 5: Now, a couple of things about this.

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Speaker 4: You said it casually, like it rolls off the tongue,

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Speaker 4: like you know, you put something down for the ferrets.

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Speaker 5: Not all of us are farret owners.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll just duck into the laundry ferret betting.

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Speaker 5: Next to the dog stuff and the cat stunt the

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Speaker 5: old ferret house.

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Speaker 11: Well, I don't own them many either, but my brother

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Speaker 11: he supplies all the family and friends with the ferret bedding.

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Speaker 3: So yes, so the smell of the ferret, so you

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Speaker 3: get the straw from the ferret bend. The smell of

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Speaker 3: the ferret is enough to keep the pigeons away.

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Speaker 5: Ferret musk.

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Speaker 4: right now, Yeah, do you know what it feels like

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Speaker 4: an adults on the show?

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Speaker 13: Right?

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Speaker 5: Now every rate, just to help me get.

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Speaker 4: In and out of it, just to hold my hands sometimes. Now, Lindsey,

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Speaker 4: obviously you'll have dealt with sometimes people that aren't being

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Speaker 4: very polite, that are rushed, that are stressed. You must

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Speaker 4: have dealt with all manner of people over the years.

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Speaker 13: That's that's direst And really they're just needing someone to

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Speaker 13: listen to what they need and to in a way

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Speaker 13: reiterate what they're feeling back to them. And so they

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Speaker 13: have someone that understands them. And I'm always looking for

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Speaker 13: solutions and how they get the best outcomes for people.

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Speaker 4: This is like a dream job interview and someone says,

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Speaker 4: I I'm sending a rea. Don't come back to that holiday.

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Speaker 4: Actually make you stay there, trig around the world. Now, Lindsey,

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Speaker 4: this is all great, Okay. When it's like a nine

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Speaker 4: to five, you've got all day to.

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Speaker 5: Deal with it.

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Speaker 4: In radio, you're you're out the gates at six in

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Speaker 4: the morning, and sometimes people are we're up against time

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Speaker 4: more than you are in a normal office.

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Speaker 5: That was okay, there's like an outbreak. There's songs.

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Speaker 4: So what do you like at moving people along very

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Speaker 4: quickly but still making them feel heard and welcome.

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Speaker 13: Well, I'm also a bingo and trivia host.

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Speaker 5: Jesus, this is like Matt.

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Speaker 13: Just having to get the information out of people. Shorts hup,

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Speaker 13: getting the looking for those nuggets.

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Speaker 4: So nuggets, nuggets, all right, bum nuggets coming at six o'clock.

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Speaker 4: That's all right, as if your golden nuggets, but.

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Speaker 3: Mainly six you gotta sit through.

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Speaker 5: We call that out of the Bumnugget hour.

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Speaker 4: All right, now, Lindsey, Jack Posts, We're going to give

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Speaker 4: you a live audition right now, Lindsey. All right, Jack

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Speaker 4: Post is going to play a listener who's a little

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Speaker 4: bit tricky and they won a prize last Tuesday on

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Speaker 4: Huggy's show. Yeah, but you're in the middle of a

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Speaker 4: phone in so you're trying to take funny stories and

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Speaker 4: I'm saying, hey, Lindsay, if you got anyone, this song's

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Speaker 4: going to end in two minutes time, so you're going

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Speaker 4: to need to move Jack along very quickly, but make

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Speaker 4: him feel heard and value to the show.

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Speaker 5: You got it, brou Jack?

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Speaker 3: Hey is this guy one O four point three?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 13: There, This is Lindsay at gold one oh four. How

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Speaker 13: can I help you?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not ringing up about a sort of story

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Speaker 3: or whatever you guys are talking about.

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Speaker 4: Lindsay, have you got any stories? This song's about to

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Speaker 4: end omd NS in ninety seconds.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Lindsey, I won a prize last week on Huggy Show,

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Speaker 3: and I ain't got it in the mail yet. I'm

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Speaker 3: meant to win gold class tickets. I'm trying to see

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Speaker 3: Oppenheimer this week's in.

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Speaker 13: Oh that's excellent. Actually, I will take down your details

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Speaker 13: and we'll make sure that.

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Speaker 5: We have that. To speak to me or the boss

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Speaker 5: right now? Now?

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Speaker 3: Can you put me through the Christian?

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Speaker 5: It's more calls coming through?

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Speaker 3: Can you pro Christian, Lindsay, because.

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Speaker 5: Have you got any funny stories, Lindsey? We need them? O.

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Speaker 5: MD's got sixty seconds left? Where are you right now, Lindsey?

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Speaker 16: Already you can't handle the callers are calling.

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Speaker 5: Speaks to me, Lindy.

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Speaker 3: I want to speaking of supervisor.

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Speaker 16: Okay, Jack?

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Speaker 13: Which is the supervisor? Jack? How can I help you?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Wow?

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Speaker 3: You do boys?

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Speaker 4: All right, Lindsey, Lindsey, Lindsey, can you come into myrow

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Speaker 4: morning on the show?

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Speaker 13: Absolutely?

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Speaker 5: Okay? If you want to join, Lindsey, boot camp is open.

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Speaker 6: Christian know Connell's show podcast.

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Speaker 5: All right, we're going up the phone lines right now.

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Speaker 5: We need lindsay in.

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Speaker 4: Nine four one four one o four three three. Phone

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Speaker 4: In's all running at the same time right now. One

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Speaker 4: thousand dollars up for grabs for our favorite story on

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Speaker 4: nine four one four one oh four three. So just

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Speaker 4: having to listen to more. What was they go floating

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Speaker 4: mine the river of the show. If you hear anything

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Speaker 4: and you've got something for it, pick up the phones

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Speaker 4: nine four one four one o four three. A knock

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Speaker 4: at the door? What happened next? I don't know whatever

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Speaker 4: it was. Sometimes it's a random thing. You don't get

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Speaker 4: random phone calls, A random knock at the door.

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Speaker 5: What's the story about? What happened next?

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Speaker 3: We had a guy knock at our door once and

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Speaker 3: ask if we had lost in a kidnap because there

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Speaker 3: was an kidna walking down the street.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how.

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Speaker 4: You say, you're just walking down the street looking lost, No,

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Speaker 4: it's not the street.

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Speaker 5: What a part my kidnaper?

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Speaker 3: I don't think he was a pet though. I think

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Speaker 3: he was just a world of kidnap and god knows

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Speaker 3: how he got into the summer.

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Speaker 5: A knock at the door, what happened there?

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Speaker 4: Nine four one oh four three other two phone is today?

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Speaker 5: Then I broke my brothers.

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Speaker 4: Whether it's an older brother always the worse thing, or

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Speaker 4: a younger brothers.

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Speaker 5: But you broke your brother's what?

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Speaker 4: And I'm very excited about the stories you might have

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Speaker 4: for this one. Poorly secured items. I think sometimes you

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Speaker 4: kind of know when you haven't secured something one hundred percent,

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Speaker 4: and then maybe later on somewhere it just flies off

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Speaker 4: or it just takes off in the rear view mirror.

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Speaker 3: But convince yourself, you know what, I'll drive flower.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's enough, It's just about enough, all right, Poorly

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Speaker 4: secured items. I broke my brothers And your story is

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Speaker 4: about a knock at the door? Nine four one four

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Speaker 4: one oh four three. One thousand dollars up for grabs

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Speaker 4: for the best story.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Your stories about poorly secured items? I broke my brothers

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Speaker 4: and knocks at the door? What happened next? Christian? And

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Speaker 4: knock at the door in the middle of the night.

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Speaker 4: I was heavily pregnant the time my husband got out

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Speaker 4: to find it with the police.

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Speaker 5: Kind of knocking at the door to ask if they

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Speaker 5: could run through our flat. To Jason Villain, who jumped.

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Speaker 3: Over, I thought the police were just meant to kick

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Speaker 3: down doors and it's some pologies later.

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Speaker 4: This was the eighties. I think it was a very

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Speaker 4: different time, the very polite police. All right, let's take

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Speaker 4: some stories now, Carol. Good morning, Good morning, Good morning, Carol.

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Speaker 4: Welcome to a show. Which one then he got a

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Speaker 4: knock at the door, broke my brother's or poorlish secured

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Speaker 4: items knock at.

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Speaker 14: The door, So it was probably I said, she steamed.

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Speaker 14: It's probably about twenty years ago. I was living with

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Speaker 14: my parents and we got to knock at the door

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Speaker 14: about eleven pm and we were all in bed, so

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Speaker 14: lights were off, there was no activity, went downstairs, opened

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Speaker 14: the door and there was a life sized cutout of

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Speaker 14: Legalis and Aragon from Lord of the Rings at our

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Speaker 14: front door. We don't know who dropped it off to

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Speaker 14: this day, and it was just really strange.

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Speaker 5: That is spooky, That is odd. Students dropped students.

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Speaker 14: My sister was a fan, but she yeah, she still

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Speaker 14: doesn't think it was any of her friends, so I'm

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Speaker 14: not sure.

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Speaker 3: So did you bring him inside the house and you

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Speaker 3: leave him outside we.

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Speaker 18: Brought it in.

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Speaker 14: I think my sister kept it for a few years,

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Speaker 14: and I don't know. She's moved house a few times,

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Speaker 14: so I don't know whether she still has them intact

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Speaker 14: or still has them, but yeah, she hung onto them

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Speaker 14: for a while.

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Speaker 4: So right, so lad of the rings knock at the door,

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Speaker 4: Lad of the rings were there. That's great, Carol, thank

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Speaker 4: you very much for story mate.

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Speaker 5: Have a good.

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Speaker 11: Day, you two.

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Speaker 4: Robert coome onring Robert, Yes, yes, Robert secured items.

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Speaker 5: Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 19: Good look.

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Speaker 10: I I'm a tradesman.

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Speaker 1: So I had a van and I did the van,

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Speaker 1: and I thought I'd do the right thing and go and.

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Speaker 5: My mother's lawn.

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Speaker 1: So I put the lawnmower in the van and I

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Speaker 1: secured it, and.

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Speaker 16: I thought my nuts were pretty good.

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Speaker 19: But when I took off.

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Speaker 13: At an intersection, the not undone and the lawnmower went

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Speaker 13: backwards and popped the back window out.

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Speaker 6: Of the car.

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Speaker 5: But the demoa stay in. It didn't fly out into

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Speaker 5: the freeway.

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Speaker 10: Or I was quite lucky. Into the nearby dealership. They

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Speaker 10: were very good.

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Speaker 6: They put in a new window.

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Speaker 13: Which was very nice of them.

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Speaker 10: So I put the mower back in and I thought, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 10: that's right, I'll be fine.

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Speaker 1: I went off and guess what happened again?

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Speaker 5: You're kidding, not a ken?

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Speaker 6: Yeah I did.

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Speaker 5: There's another phone in there. I didn't learn my lesson.

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Speaker 4: How many times have we all said that I did

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Speaker 4: not learn my lesson? So life teaches it to you again.

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Speaker 10: Yeah, so I made sure it was secure the third time.

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Speaker 5: Time. Job.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Robert, brilliant story. Thank you very much for sharing, mate,

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Speaker 4: have a good day.

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Speaker 10: Thank you all right?

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Speaker 4: Your stories about poorly secured items, A knock at the

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Speaker 4: door and I broke my brothers.

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Speaker 6: You're listening to the question of Carl's Show podcast No.

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Speaker 4: One or two but three ways to join the show today?

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Speaker 4: Your stories? Your stories about a random knock at the

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Speaker 4: door and then what happened next?

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Speaker 5: What was the other side of the door? Nine four

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Speaker 5: one four one oh four three?

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Speaker 4: Now and when I say I broke my brothers, a

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Speaker 4: lot of you were taken. I guess it's because we're

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Speaker 4: in Australia. That means a broken bone. We don't have

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Speaker 4: to break his nose.

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Speaker 5: It's funny.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't the stories I were looking for, But you've gone.

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Speaker 4: He means physical bones, No, he doesn't. I meant more

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Speaker 4: like Millennium Falcus roller skates.

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Speaker 5: I don't mean noses. I'm getting a lot of broken

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Speaker 5: noses with.

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Speaker 3: I saw one that was broke his hair.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I've had on an email, but broken head and

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Speaker 4: we don't need broken head stories on the show Millennium

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Speaker 4: Falcus Roller Books, things not people or bits of people

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Speaker 4: Australia come on and poorly secured items nine four one four,

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Speaker 4: one oh four three Christian mem My boyfriend tried to

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Speaker 4: take three mattresses home from the shop. See the moment,

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Speaker 4: even one, even one, you're really testing the universe.

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Speaker 5: Three it's too too many.

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Speaker 4: Half an hour trip down the highway with these things,

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Speaker 4: all bungee corded. We could do a whole show a

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Speaker 4: record about bungee. Gordon stories onto his trader on the

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Speaker 4: very last corner. We're pulling into a street, high fiving

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Speaker 4: each other when they explode. Ah, all out like a

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Speaker 4: jack in the box, all on the road, not one,

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Speaker 4: not two, three mattresses.

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Speaker 5: Kerry, thank you very much his story.

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Speaker 4: Let's got a Louis now, Good morning, Louis.

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Speaker 19: Good morning, well, stormy night, massive crash. It's about to

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Speaker 19: am so me and the ex are sleep in bed

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Speaker 19: and massive crash and we could hear someone who'd broken

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Speaker 19: through the window was walking through the kitchen because you

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Speaker 19: could hear the glass crunching. So I rang the police.

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Speaker 19: I was heavily pregnant at the time, and they knock

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Speaker 19: on the door, you know, and so I was the

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Speaker 19: one who had to get up and answer the door.

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Speaker 19: So I go to the door and the police come through,

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Speaker 19: brandishing their guns and everything. They go into the kitchen

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Speaker 19: and then they knock on our door and they go, We've.

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Speaker 18: Secured the intruder.

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Speaker 19: And I was like, oh, thank goodness, and they go, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 18: It was your market umbrella.

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Speaker 20: Windows. The police and symtims.

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Speaker 4: What a very generous payment for their time and effort

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Speaker 4: as well. Second story about very polite police knocking at

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Speaker 4: the door, isn't it, Louis.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much, your story mate. Have a good day.

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Speaker 20: Welcome you too, Hey, Mandy, I ay going.

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Speaker 5: Good Mandy, Mandy.

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Speaker 4: So Mandy got a story about a body secured item.

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Speaker 10: Oh I do. Indeed, I was shifting home and had

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Speaker 10: a trailer and my sister was in front of me

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Speaker 10: and another cow fully loaded. You know, my trailer had

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Speaker 10: to chest the drawers on it, and I didn't secure

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Speaker 10: them very well, and We're driving down the freeway and listen,

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Speaker 10: I've got brows and nickols flying everywhere.

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Speaker 20: And it was terrible. And my sister me from the

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Speaker 20: town front telling me maybe.

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Speaker 5: Windscreen right now, it's smalls.

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Speaker 10: Oh it was terrible.

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Speaker 20: And then next minute a truck he comes up because

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Speaker 20: one of my bras went right on his windscreen and

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Speaker 20: he flies up next to me and he's flash.

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Speaker 10: From the brow and waving it and can I keep it?

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Speaker 10: What was the most embarrassing time?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? I bet Mandy. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: Your story keep is covering A nine four one four,

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Speaker 4: one oh four three, ten to eight.

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Speaker 6: Look Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 4: Podcast, Amazing stories coming in today. Thank you very much

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Speaker 4: looking for your stories. You broke your brothers. What stories

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Speaker 4: about a knock at the door and what happened next?

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Speaker 4: What was the other side of the door and poorly

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Speaker 4: secured items? This is some story.

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Speaker 5: Stephanie, good morning, who's emailed me? Christian.

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Speaker 4: In the nineties, as a teenager worked for McDonald's on

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Speaker 4: the main road in Yarraville on.

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Speaker 5: The late shift.

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Speaker 4: We used to close the doors eleven PM four in

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Speaker 4: dining and continue to just drive through up until one pm.

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Speaker 4: I was cleaning the indoor dining area at about Corbas

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Speaker 4: eleven at night when someone was really banging at the

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Speaker 4: front glass door, but he was dressed in the Hungry

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Speaker 4: Jack's uniform and begging to come in. He was telling

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Speaker 4: me that the Hungry Jack store across from us was

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Speaker 4: being robbed and.

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Speaker 5: That he had escaped. I asked my manager should I

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Speaker 5: unlock the door and let him in.

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Speaker 4: He wasn't sure for a couple of seconds because they're

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Speaker 4: the enemy, but he acquiesced and we let him in

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Speaker 4: and called the police. We also saw the burglar running

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Speaker 4: out of Hungry Jacks across the road. He had locked

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Speaker 4: the other Hungry Jack's employees in the back.

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Speaker 5: There. That comes from Stephanie Carim burglar. Yeah, carry, good.

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Speaker 4: Morning, Hi, hey going, I'm good Kerry, Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 5: So a knock at the door.

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Speaker 21: Yes, So when we'd not long moved into our house

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Speaker 21: and by night my husband gone to bed and they've

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Speaker 21: kno got a door at about ten o'clock and here's

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Speaker 21: this open the door. And it turns out our neighbors

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Speaker 21: with a bit of a open minded life maybe And

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Speaker 21: there's two strange people standing at the door with robes on,

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Speaker 21: with a bottle of wine and two glasses, and they're

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Speaker 21: like hi and went to walk in. I said no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 21: who are you? I don't know who you are?

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Speaker 5: And too early.

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Speaker 21: Yeah, so yeah, they were like, oh, I'm sorry, is

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Speaker 21: this not number three? And I'm like, no, no, no,

756
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Speaker 21: this is number one. And they're like sorry, sorry, they

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Speaker 21: walked off out.

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Speaker 5: Sure, they're sorry. I mean, maybe one in four of

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Speaker 5: those works. Then you've got a good hit right doing

760
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Speaker 5: that all up and down Stree whole suburbs. Jack door, we.

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Speaker 21: Should have realized one day we will sit in the backyard.

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Speaker 22: And he popped his head over the fence and and

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Speaker 22: he was like the spurs on.

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Speaker 2: Amazing scenes.

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Speaker 4: Kerry, Thank you very much, you cool mate, very funny.

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Speaker 4: A good day, Paula, good morning.

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Speaker 10: Good morning.

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Speaker 23: Mine was knock at the door?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what was he the side of the door, Paula.

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Speaker 23: Okay, hop out four five o'clock in the morning, knock

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Speaker 23: at the door, Open the door. There's my next door

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Speaker 23: neighbor standing there, going these.

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Speaker 20: Bond to you.

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Speaker 23: And she was holding the hands of my three and

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Speaker 23: four year old children who had decided, if we stand

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Speaker 23: on the back of the couch, we can unclip the

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Speaker 23: slide chain and go and play in.

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Speaker 5: The straight What in the early hours of the morning.

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Speaker 23: Uh huh wow, mother of the year of war.

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Speaker 3: You'll be almost tempted to say, like, no, they're not.

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Speaker 4: I love the fact that they'd obviously been working out

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Speaker 4: for a while, Like if you stand on there, maybe

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Speaker 4: they've done a few failed.

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Speaker 5: Attentions on the ant hill. Mob. You get my shoulders.

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Speaker 5: We're not quite there. We need the couch. We need

786
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Speaker 5: to recruit the couch like toy story at night.

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Speaker 11: Would not surprise me in the lace.

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Speaker 5: Amazing.

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Speaker 10: I were very very clever children at that age.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, PAULA brilliant story, well told. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 6: Well Christian Connell's show podcasts.

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Speaker 4: All right, so the last half for now, we've been

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Speaker 4: blessed with some amazing stories out of the topics that

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Speaker 4: we threw up today.

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Speaker 5: Your story is about a knock at the door.

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Speaker 4: What was it the side of the door, poorly secured items,

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Speaker 4: loads and loads emails still coming in kid the cume.

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Speaker 4: We'll come back to this tour, But nothing about I

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Speaker 4: broke my brothers and whatever it was. Now we did

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00:35:54,200 --> 00:36:00,760
Speaker 4: get stories about that, but they're about broken bones, noses, heads, limbs, fingers.

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00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 5: In my mind when I came up with that.

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Speaker 4: It was more about things broken bones or parts of

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Speaker 4: our brothers bodies or your body. Well, I didn't factor

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Speaker 4: into it, so now only cools about you broke your

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Speaker 4: brothers whatever it is. No bones, please, no bones. I

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Speaker 4: broke my brothers. The only one we did almost going

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Speaker 4: to Jack acts to actually chat with He was about

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Speaker 4: skateboard and a goat.

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Speaker 5: But the rest of it is unbroadcastable.

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Speaker 3: But a goat, todt escateboard we go for all we

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Speaker 3: know is fine.

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Speaker 5: But he did heat escape escape.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so we want stories like that, but not of

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Speaker 4: abandoned goats.

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Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: On Friday was lovely.

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Speaker 4: Get in to meet hundreds of you that came along

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Speaker 4: to me, Jack and Patsy our live show we were

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Speaker 4: doing as we head towards one thousand shows together with

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Speaker 4: you guys in two days time. Today is shown nine

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Speaker 4: hundred and ninety eight, and getting to chat to so

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Speaker 4: many of you afterwards.

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Speaker 5: It was lovely.

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Speaker 4: Now I was chatting to one of you a man

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Speaker 4: called Ian. I said it was called the show last

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Speaker 4: year and I said, oh, what was it about. He said,

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Speaker 4: you were talking about school plays and how not everyone

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Speaker 4: had a speaking part. And this guy was casting the

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Speaker 4: role of a door, right, and he said, I.

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Speaker 5: Said he should have called him with that. He goes on,

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Speaker 5: do you know what?

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Speaker 4: I just hung up because I actually I didn't realize

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Speaker 4: it still embarrassed me. Right, this was a grown up guy.

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Speaker 4: And I said to him, you know you often said

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Speaker 4: this is somebody you know, and I could tell he

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Speaker 4: was filling the pain of it. I said, oh, well,

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Speaker 4: you know, it's never too late, and he looked at

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Speaker 4: me and goes, well it is now. And then I

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Speaker 4: was thinking about the overweekend that how many of you

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Speaker 4: weren't giving major starring roles. They were just giving basically

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Speaker 4: mute roles as a thing, an inanimate object, where other

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Speaker 4: friends of yours, or the golden kids or the top

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Speaker 4: of the classes were all given singing, dancing, speaking roles.

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Speaker 3: A door is actually good to compare to some of

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Speaker 3: the ones we got on air. Someone was a rock.

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Speaker 5: I always remember the Rock County blessings in life.

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Speaker 4: Someone would have killed to bring the Doorkay, there's always

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Speaker 4: someone worse off in life. Someone was a rock to

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Speaker 4: just had to crouch down stress position for a couple

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Speaker 4: of hours, and all those rehearsals to show up as well.

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Speaker 5: So I'm thinking about could we undo all this right?

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Speaker 4: And actually, when you say it's it's it's it's never

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Speaker 4: too late.

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Speaker 5: What about how we did our own school play?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 4: We hire drama teachers and for one night only, all

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Speaker 4: those high school rejects that didn't get speaking parts, we

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Speaker 4: give them stright.

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Speaker 3: So now the door speaks, the ropes, the tree speech.

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Speaker 5: What were you?

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Speaker 4: And then we put on a play. I don't know

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Speaker 4: what the player is. It has to be not at

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Speaker 4: at a venue. It has to be at a school.

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Speaker 4: It has to recreate what you weren't giving. It's a

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Speaker 4: do over. Okay, we need actual drama teachers or retired

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Speaker 4: drama teachers that can help put this on. Thinking that

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Speaker 4: towards the end of the year we put this on.

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Speaker 4: We need to find what the play is. But first

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Speaker 4: of all, we need to find cast members.

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Speaker 3: Are we doing a famous play like Fiddler on the Roof? Yes,

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Speaker 3: or one like how high School where they didn't buy

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Speaker 3: the rights to famous plays. So the drama teacher just

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Speaker 3: wrote school.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, do it that way us trying to

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Speaker 4: create one Jack lies chaos for us. No, let's get

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Speaker 4: I don't know whether it's Fiddler on the Roof or

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Speaker 4: Grease or whatever it is.

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Speaker 5: Let's do a classic.

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Speaker 3: But right now we just need a show of hands

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Speaker 3: of who didn't have a speaking role.

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Speaker 5: Who wants to makeover?

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Speaker 4: Who was not given a speaking role in their school

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Speaker 4: play but is up for being given one this year?

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Speaker 5: Okay the high school rejects.

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Speaker 4: Who wants a speaking role ten twenty thirty years later?

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Speaker 4: It is never too late, all right? The grease paint

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Speaker 4: I can sement it right now. Who wants their time

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Speaker 4: in the limelight.

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Speaker 1: This is the Christian o'commel show podcast.

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Speaker 4: So if you were given a very very very small

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00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:45,640
Speaker 4: part in your school play, I want to change that

892
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Speaker 4: for one not only I want to give everybody that

893
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:50,400
Speaker 4: didn't have a speaking part your chance to have a

894
00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,040
Speaker 4: speaking part.

895
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Speaker 5: For some of you, maybe even a singing part.

896
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Speaker 2: No business like.

897
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 21: Show business like no business.

898
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Speaker 2: Line all.

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00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:04,360
Speaker 5: Well, call us at the moment, high school rejects.

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Speaker 4: I'd love to at the end of the year, if

901
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Speaker 4: we could find a school that would have said said

902
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Speaker 4: to have that stage for one night only, and everyone

903
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Speaker 4: that had small, minor roles that everyone laughed at them.

904
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Speaker 4: I'm talking to the rocks out there the doors. You

905
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Speaker 4: still feel that pain thirty years later. Let's change all that.

906
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,479
Speaker 4: If this is you nine four one four one four three,

907
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Speaker 4: our end of the year play needs you, Gabby.

908
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Speaker 5: Was this year when you were growing up? Good morning Gabby, Ah.

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00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:39,160
Speaker 9: Hi, Jack, Christian and Patsy. Yeah, that was me. I

910
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Speaker 9: was the wind in the Wizard of Oz.

911
00:40:42,160 --> 00:40:44,200
Speaker 5: So I think the wind.

912
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Speaker 9: The wind here the key role. If it was out

913
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Speaker 9: the wind, you wouldn't have had this whole play.

914
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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right.

915
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Speaker 3: She doesn't get get blown away from Kansas.

916
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Speaker 5: It's the costar, really, isn't it.

917
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Speaker 4: Yeah, But someone else was the yellow big road, just

918
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Speaker 4: lying down, being walked on, trampled on addresses.

919
00:41:00,960 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 5: The wind.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, I think I was in a garbage bag and

921
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Speaker 9: I had streamers in my hand and I just had

922
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Speaker 9: to run around the stage going being all windy.

923
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Speaker 5: Gabby. Okay, you're exactly who we're looking for. Thank you

924
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Speaker 5: very much. You give us a call. Thank you, Nikki.

925
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:22,040
Speaker 4: Good morning, Nikkid, morning Nikki.

926
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Speaker 5: So were you a high school reject to the school play?

927
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 5: What were you?

928
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 4: Well?

929
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Speaker 11: I didn't even make it because I went for a

930
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Speaker 11: I wanted to do a dancing role.

931
00:41:30,480 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 23: I'm a dancer, but you had to pass.

932
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,440
Speaker 10: The singing audition, and I never made the singing audition.

933
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Speaker 5: So deny it.

934
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:38,719
Speaker 10: I just didn't make it at all.

935
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Speaker 3: Yeah, not even on stage.

936
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Speaker 4: And there'd be a lot of people like this. You

937
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 4: would have been in your school play, yes, because you

938
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 4: were you in the band?

939
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,640
Speaker 3: I was in the band. I was the guitarist of

940
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 3: the band.

941
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:49,680
Speaker 5: Yeah.

942
00:41:49,719 --> 00:41:51,800
Speaker 3: We were hidden away at the back, behind the curtain.

943
00:41:51,840 --> 00:41:53,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, Patsy, what would you have been? Narrator and getting

944
00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 5: with good gosh?

945
00:41:55,440 --> 00:42:00,359
Speaker 8: No, I was a zombie in the chorus line Evan

946
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,719
Speaker 8: for Dracula Spectacular high?

947
00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 5: Need you bring an outfit?

948
00:42:03,719 --> 00:42:05,839
Speaker 2: Just turn knock it off?

949
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,000
Speaker 5: All right, Nikki, thank you very much. She called Sarah.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, everybody.

951
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:14,919
Speaker 4: Morning, Sarah. So high school reject for the school play?

952
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:15,399
Speaker 5: Was this shoe?

953
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 4: Oh?

954
00:42:16,239 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 18: I was such a loser. I was so excited. I

955
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:22,840
Speaker 18: got Mary in the Christmas place. But guess what. I

956
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:25,400
Speaker 18: went on stage for a couple of minutes and the

957
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 18: only line I had to say was why Joseph and

958
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,919
Speaker 18: in that moment, I had to.

959
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,200
Speaker 9: Put baby Jesus in the cradle.

960
00:42:33,840 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 18: As baby Jesus went in the cradle, I dropped baby

961
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 18: Jesus calling across the stage, and my baby happened to

962
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 18: have bright orange hair. The entire auditorium cracked up with laughter,

963
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,320
Speaker 18: and I stood there like a loser.

964
00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,040
Speaker 4: Why Joseph, Why Joseph, Well, listen you and Mary.

965
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 5: I was Joseph.

966
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 6: Oh, hello, Joseph.

967
00:42:58,360 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 5: He had no lights.

968
00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:01,800
Speaker 3: His role was to catch the baby.

969
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,560
Speaker 4: Well, he had the immaculate conception. He literally did nothing.

970
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,400
Speaker 4: I was jose There were no lines there and just

971
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 4: move around looking board.

972
00:43:08,840 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 5: And standing you, me and me, just stare at the lines.

973
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,800
Speaker 5: Your parents. Focus, just focus.

974
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,279
Speaker 2: It's right.

975
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:15,480
Speaker 20: You know what I'm talking about.

976
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 5: I do, Yes, I do. Yeah.

977
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:19,440
Speaker 3: I would love to give you another go yes.

978
00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:20,760
Speaker 10: Yes, a start.

979
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,280
Speaker 5: Don't be talking that baby Jesus across the stage.

980
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:24,879
Speaker 10: OK, No, I promise.

981
00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 5: Hold on to Jesus, all right, Sarah, good morning? Oh no,

982
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 5: we're just spoken to him. Guys. Let's get Kate here.

983
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:37,960
Speaker 5: Good morning, Kate, Good morning, guys.

984
00:43:37,960 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 12: How are you that?

985
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 5: We're good?

986
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:41,120
Speaker 4: Kate, So thanks for calling the show. Now, Kate, tell

987
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,719
Speaker 4: us about your version. Of this then, because it was

988
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,080
Speaker 4: hard pluck the courage as a kid. Sometimes all of

989
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 4: us develop at the same time as other kids who

990
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,319
Speaker 4: are very bright and confident and all that.

991
00:43:50,680 --> 00:43:52,040
Speaker 5: So did you even audition for the show?

992
00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,880
Speaker 12: I never did. I was I never got involved in drama.

993
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 12: I've never literally never been on a stage. I was

994
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,279
Speaker 12: always quite shy, so.

995
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,600
Speaker 11: Never gave to go.

996
00:44:01,760 --> 00:44:03,640
Speaker 12: But on the weekend I took my kids to see

997
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 12: an amateur production of The Wedding Singer, and I just

998
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,400
Speaker 12: loved it. I thought it was a fabulous and it

999
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:12,480
Speaker 12: looked like so much fun. And I did actually think,

1000
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,719
Speaker 12: oh gosh, I really missed out on that. I never

1001
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 12: got to do it. And then I heard you guys

1002
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,360
Speaker 12: talking on the radio this morning, and I thought, Okay,

1003
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 12: I'm just going to call up and see what happens.

1004
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:21,680
Speaker 5: Kate.

1005
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:24,439
Speaker 4: I can tell you now right we haven't cast anyone yet, Kate.

1006
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:26,239
Speaker 4: You are the first person that is going to be

1007
00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 4: casting this.

1008
00:44:27,320 --> 00:44:31,000
Speaker 5: It's for you, Kate. I don't know what it is yet,

1009
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,319
Speaker 5: I don't know what the play is yet. I don't

1010
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,960
Speaker 5: have a venue yet. We'll get there with all that,

1011
00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 5: but Kate, it starts with you.

1012
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,960
Speaker 4: You will be on stage Okay, let's do it. Come on,

1013
00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:43,399
Speaker 4: lest all these years later, nobody puts Kate in the corner. Kate,

1014
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 4: thank you very much for having the courage to call

1015
00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:46,960
Speaker 4: the show then to even sort of tip your hat

1016
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:47,960
Speaker 4: and the ring to be part of this.

1017
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 12: Good on you, Thank you, Thanks for what?

1018
00:44:50,560 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 5: All right?

1019
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:52,120
Speaker 4: So the big thing we need now we've got the

1020
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,920
Speaker 4: headlines coming up next. If there's drama teachers listening to this,

1021
00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 4: or former drama teacher that could have a good idea

1022
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 4: about what's a good sick play for us to do?

1023
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 5: With lots of various speaking role roles.

1024
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,319
Speaker 4: I remember seeing my daughter years ago. She was just

1025
00:45:07,600 --> 00:45:11,600
Speaker 4: a weed in a very strange outfit as well. She

1026
00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 4: was just a no, it's a route. She was the

1027
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 4: route in Rocky Horror Picture Show from on the Vines.

1028
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 4: But there were quite a few speaking roles in that.

1029
00:45:19,400 --> 00:45:21,200
Speaker 4: So if anyone knows if plays, I've got a couple

1030
00:45:21,239 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 4: of number of quite a few decent speaking roles of grop.

1031
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:25,800
Speaker 4: You're also gonna need a venue. A score that was

1032
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,520
Speaker 4: let us have their venue in their stage and a

1033
00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:30,520
Speaker 4: little mini theater as well. And if you're listening to

1034
00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:32,520
Speaker 4: list and you're trying to call through email me now

1035
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:35,239
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot you you never

1036
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,040
Speaker 4: got your speaking part. This is your chance now Christian

1037
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot AU.

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Speaker 5: Time Waste on the way, Carl a brighter.

1039
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Speaker 6: You're listening to the Christian o'conl show podcast.

1040
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Speaker 5: On the Time Waste.

1041
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1045
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Speaker 4: Time Waste. So then on World.

1046
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Speaker 5: I didn't know that it's World Laugh Today.

1047
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 4: We really should have known, should we We would have

1048
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:11,920
Speaker 4: tried a little bit harder. I'm so sorry before you

1049
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Speaker 4: if you feel short changed today. It's World Laugh Today.

1050
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Speaker 4: On World Laugh Today, we're looking for your positive bands.

1051
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Speaker 5: You know.

1052
00:46:21,400 --> 00:46:23,320
Speaker 3: On the weekend, I walked past one of those groups

1053
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:26,000
Speaker 3: who congregate in the park and laugh with each other.

1054
00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:27,160
Speaker 5: Oh, they get their chuckle off.

1055
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:29,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, so they fake laugh until they're really laughing, and

1056
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:32,279
Speaker 3: they were really you know, they're really heavid and tried it.

1057
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 5: After ten or twenty seconds, you start laughing.

1058
00:46:36,200 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 3: I feel embarrassed.

1059
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 5: Out there.

1060
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:41,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, but then you go through that. Try now just

1061
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 4: start laughing all of us, come on, come back.

1062
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:53,920
Speaker 2: He's laughing.

1063
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,200
Speaker 5: Now now you tell your time.

1064
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 4: It works now, it's only your time wasters, all right,

1065
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:02,520
Speaker 4: Positive bands, Joy George.

1066
00:47:04,239 --> 00:47:09,200
Speaker 5: Laughter story, come on, cheers, Affairs. Oh, it's great to

1067
00:47:09,239 --> 00:47:12,240
Speaker 5: be scared. You'd be fourty.

1068
00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 4: That's not very a positive band, but life begins at

1069
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 4: you being forty Silver Joe Kings of Leon, Silver Puss

1070
00:47:22,040 --> 00:47:27,000
Speaker 4: Smiley Cyrus, Smiley Cyrus and not Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers.

1071
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 5: He's much more positive.

1072
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:36,400
Speaker 4: Tom Petty and the part Menders.

1073
00:47:33,480 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 5: Fake it facing? Do you find it?

1074
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Speaker 2: A silver?

1075
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 5: Okay? Jack? What have you got? Positive bands? Who's on

1076
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,400
Speaker 5: stage at Positive Fest?

1077
00:47:41,680 --> 00:47:42,840
Speaker 3: Ariana Gandhi.

1078
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:50,680
Speaker 2: That's very.

1079
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Speaker 4: Oh my word, that's very good. That has really took

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Speaker 4: on me today. Yes, gone, plus.

1081
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Speaker 3: The good good Dolls Silver and Complemental as Anything.

1082
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 5: Oh that's good too. Gold.

1083
00:48:06,040 --> 00:48:08,600
Speaker 4: All right, what have you got then? Positivity bands? Oh

1084
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Speaker 4: for seven five three, one oh four three.

1085
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Speaker 6: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We're looking for your positive bands. Make a band or

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Speaker 4: an artist? Positive up for grows to the best in

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Speaker 5: Eric claps tons.

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Speaker 15: That's very very good right out the game God plus

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Speaker 15: wild un Darren Eric claps tons, Grin Day not Green

1092
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Speaker 15: Day Day Gold, Bon Jovial Gold seven, The Wiggles, the

1093
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Speaker 15: Giggles zilbu.

1094
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Speaker 5: What a great name that comes from?

1095
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Speaker 4: When this sayre called April, love you name seven Jubilation

1096
00:48:52,000 --> 00:48:55,839
Speaker 4: Army Bronze said Jerry and the pacemakers.

1097
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Speaker 5: Jerry doesn't need a pacemaker.

1098
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Speaker 16: Pressure silver plus, David we Off Gold, don't Jason Ed

1099
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Speaker 16: Cheering Silver, giggle Back Gold, ben.

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Speaker 4: Folds high five Gold Well well done a silver chickle,

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Speaker 4: Pink Gold, Warm Chisel, Silver, Britney Cheers silver plus seven

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Speaker 4: Affirmation Army from so dual Lieper super leaper.

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Speaker 5: It's more positives. It's not tick, it's tickle me you, Mick.

1104
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Speaker 5: Where did you get that from? That is so good, Mick.

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00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 5: That is genius level tickle me you simple.

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Speaker 3: Mindfulness silver plus.

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Speaker 4: By the way, guys, I just found out there today

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Speaker 4: in this building the company are treating everyone to a

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Speaker 4: and massage. I thought, that's a lovely thing to do.

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Speaker 4: You know, a forty five minute or fifteen minute massage,

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Speaker 4: good on the company.

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Speaker 5: No, it's five it's five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Just as you're starting to maybe one side of the

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Speaker 4: shoulder starting to coomping, they go get back to work.

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Speaker 3: Ye how they get come through the chair. There's five minutes.

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Speaker 7: I thought it was two minutes. I tried to book

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Speaker 7: yesterday and the spreadsheet didn't work. I couldn't book, and

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Speaker 7: I got very frustrated.

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Speaker 4: What's to stop me just looking like twenty two minutes

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Speaker 4: to get up to a natural, decent mass No one

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Speaker 4: goes to a wellness a treat and go I'll just

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Speaker 4: be here for five minutes.

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Speaker 3: Also, they're converting that staff kitchen into the massive.

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Speaker 5: Without using the mica.

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Speaker 3: I meant to be sending out Zen.

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Speaker 4: Well that was a simple mindfulness from SHENSI up. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: should be right, said Fred Gold.

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Speaker 5: Ah what Stacey?

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Speaker 4: And you can be anything you want to begs Gold.

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Speaker 4: These have been very good positivity bands. Okay, Jack who

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Speaker 4: is best in show? Got to pick one.

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Speaker 3: I've just loved the first one so much. Eric claps time.

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Speaker 5: Eric claps tons is great, well done.

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Speaker 1: David Quest, Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: All right, so tomorrow's show today no business.

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Speaker 1: Like show business like no business line all.

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Speaker 4: We're thinking about doing an end of year's school play

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Speaker 4: for grown ups.

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Speaker 5: For you.

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Speaker 4: If you never had a proper speaking part in your

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Speaker 4: school play, if you were the rock, the door. We

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Speaker 4: spoke to someone today who was the wind. This Patsy

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Speaker 4: was a zombie. This is for you recording it the

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Speaker 4: high school rejects. So if you didn't get any part,

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Speaker 4: maybe one't even a door you dreamed of being a rock,

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Speaker 4: email me today if you want in.

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Speaker 5: If you had a bad part or no parts, it's

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Speaker 5: time to have a do over.

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Speaker 4: It's never two date. High school rejects email me today.

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Speaker 4: We also need a venue. We need drama teacher as

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Speaker 4: well that can guide us into what classic play should

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Speaker 4: we put on. We're just talking about maybe Buggy Malone

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Speaker 4: Rocky horror show, Oliver Son.

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Speaker 5: Of that you have said, we need lots.

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Speaker 4: Of help to make this happen before the end of

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Speaker 4: the year, but most importantly we need cast members. So

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Speaker 4: high school rejects email me today. Christian at Christian O'Connell

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Speaker 4: dot com. DODAYU Huggy's on the way thanks Today's Show

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Speaker 6: Christian O Connell's Show podcast