WEBVTT - #151: Timothée Chalamet 0:00:01.360 --> 0:00:06.760 Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches, 0:00:08.960 --> 0:00:12.720 release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.039 --> 0:00:15.160 Yeah, no one says the word turn as an adult. 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:18.320 Kids would be like can I return? You don't say 0:00:18.320 --> 0:00:19.279 that she as an adult? 0:00:19.760 --> 0:00:20.919 Can I return? In your car? 0:00:27.960 --> 0:00:28.360 It is. 0:00:29.800 --> 0:00:33.680 And mitchual cous are you like you? 0:00:33.960 --> 0:00:37.080 We're back? Welcome back long time nights. Actually that's not sure. 0:00:37.120 --> 0:00:38.120 It isn't long time night. 0:00:38.120 --> 0:00:39.760 Say like a short amount of time, nurse. 0:00:39.920 --> 0:00:42.199 I've actually been seeing you outside of the studio. Can 0:00:42.200 --> 0:00:42.800 you believe it? 0:00:42.840 --> 0:00:44.640 I know someone messaged me and they're like, it always 0:00:44.680 --> 0:00:47.720 surprises me when I realized that you two are actual friends. 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:48.960 Really do they say that? 0:00:49.000 --> 0:00:51.159 Someone know? They said, it's it's lovely to see you 0:00:51.200 --> 0:00:54.600 two socializing outside of the studio, because people only ever 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:56.440 see us confined to this podcast studio. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.320 Yeah, and there was a good few years there where 0:00:58.320 --> 0:00:59.840 we didn't socialize. 0:00:59.360 --> 0:01:01.040 March literally never. 0:01:01.240 --> 0:01:01.440 Yeah. 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.640 Ever, and we've socialized more in the last two weeks 0:01:03.640 --> 0:01:06.759 and we're having fucking five years. My god, you've come 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.000 to see me living with my parents. Now, we've been 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.520 on beach walks. 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:12.480 Well, just the one. To be fair, it was a long. 0:01:12.280 --> 0:01:14.279 Beach walk though, could have gone over two days. 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:16.640 Oh. When I look at my help thing on the iPhone, 0:01:16.760 --> 0:01:18.280 my steps are the highest on that day. 0:01:18.319 --> 0:01:19.679 I'm like, hey, I'm I ever going to top that? 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:24.680 Well? Buy me dinner first, fou. Yeah, it's listen. We've 0:01:24.680 --> 0:01:27.920 had a good little break. I've enjoyed it. I was 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:30.360 well needed this rest price kiper Jennes here of course, 0:01:30.400 --> 0:01:32.840 I'm Jenna. Yeah great, don't sound so overjoyed. 0:01:33.160 --> 0:01:35.600 Hi, I'm here with a gun to my head. 0:01:37.000 --> 0:01:38.360 Jenna's moving house tomorrow. 0:01:38.440 --> 0:01:39.560 It is true. I'm moving. 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.440 Literally, I've just been through it. It's hell on earth. Jenna, 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.800 thanks for that? Is your sponsored or you do? You 0:01:44.880 --> 0:01:45.200 have to do it? 0:01:45.319 --> 0:01:46.400 So I have to do it myself. 0:01:46.440 --> 0:01:47.480 Oh my god, I know. 0:01:47.560 --> 0:01:50.040 I asked if it could be sponsored, and they said, 0:01:50.400 --> 0:01:52.639 you can take fifty dollars off if you can post 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:53.120 about it. 0:01:54.600 --> 0:01:56.800 Oh, they didn't do a freebie, no for the real 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:58.200 life who you are exactly. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:01:59.880 So I said, I'll decline this. 0:02:00.440 --> 0:02:06.040 Fifty dollars off plus a social post. What a shit deal. 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:06.560 I know. 0:02:06.720 --> 0:02:08.840 I got to say that I'm a bit fucked off 0:02:08.880 --> 0:02:11.440 because both of you moved house recently, and I was 0:02:11.560 --> 0:02:14.000 like an excited, little puppy wagging my tail. I'm like, 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:16.240 can I help you pack? Can I help you move? 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:19.280 And both of you declined. I'm quite fucking good at 0:02:19.320 --> 0:02:21.040 it these days. I've moved a bunch of times. 0:02:21.080 --> 0:02:23.280 No, you came over to help me move. But it 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.520 was on Taylor Swift ticket day. So Mitch came over 0:02:25.560 --> 0:02:28.240 with four laptops and an iPad strapped to his fucking head. 0:02:28.520 --> 0:02:30.040 And I was like, Oh, you want to help me 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:32.840 pack my kitchen. He's like, oh no, they've just released Robe. 0:02:34.240 --> 0:02:37.080 Do not fib you know that's not what happened. I 0:02:37.160 --> 0:02:39.040 rocked up and you said, oh mom, and I pretty 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.839 much packed everything. I was like, that can't be right. 0:02:42.240 --> 0:02:43.800 There's got to be something that I can pack, and 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:46.320 you're like, no, not really. I was so furious. I 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:48.080 was looking forward to it. A few of my friends 0:02:48.080 --> 0:02:49.760 have moved recently and I've offered to help and they're 0:02:49.760 --> 0:02:51.720 like na, na. I'm like, what the fuck? 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.840 I think we're different people. Though I'm not going to 0:02:53.880 --> 0:02:56.160 speak for you, Jannet, but I don't want my friends 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:58.840 helping me pack. It's so personal, and also it's so 0:03:00.400 --> 0:03:02.079 I just want to I want to do it my way, 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.880 I want to know what's in what box. I want 0:03:03.919 --> 0:03:05.959 to label it to a T because when it comes 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.280 to unpacking, I want to know what's in every box. 0:03:08.360 --> 0:03:10.359 Yeah, I've got a system, trust me. I'm an active 0:03:10.360 --> 0:03:12.240 service kind of bitch. That's why I like to help 0:03:12.280 --> 0:03:12.760 with these things. 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:14.120 Well, you did give me the tip when I was 0:03:14.160 --> 0:03:15.600 doing my you could use this gennet. When I was 0:03:15.600 --> 0:03:18.600 emptying my drawers with all my clothes in them, Mitch 0:03:18.680 --> 0:03:19.959 was like, I was just gonna dump them all in 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:21.560 a box and then tape it up and ship it. 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:24.000 And then Mitch was like, put them all in garbage bags. 0:03:24.120 --> 0:03:26.240 So I put my undis into garbage bag, my shorts 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.160 in garbage bags, my pants in garbage bags. And then 0:03:28.160 --> 0:03:30.079 when you get home, you just you ride on the bag. 0:03:30.120 --> 0:03:31.600 You just cut it open and put them straight back 0:03:31.600 --> 0:03:32.000 in the drawer. 0:03:32.080 --> 0:03:34.760 I pack everything like, I don't categorize it with like 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.240 electronics blah blah blah. I actually just write on the 0:03:38.280 --> 0:03:40.800 box where it came from, so it'll be like side 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:44.240 tabletop left, drawer, TV cabinet bottom right, So when I'm unpacking, 0:03:44.280 --> 0:03:46.360 I can just yeat chuck it all back in there. 0:03:46.480 --> 0:03:48.040 Don't even have to think about it seriously. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:48.680 That's smart. 0:03:48.680 --> 0:03:51.280 I was very smart. My move was seamless, although I 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:54.680 had to move from my like my home with obviously 0:03:55.480 --> 0:03:58.120 my X still very weird to say, and then into 0:03:58.200 --> 0:04:02.040 my childhood bedroom. So I had a two story house 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:05.000 like a three bedroom home, a kitchen full of shit 0:04:05.120 --> 0:04:08.200 collected over the last five years to condense it down 0:04:08.440 --> 0:04:11.280 to my childhood bedroom where I learned to masturbate. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:16.120 Okay, the childhood home is hardly pitily and tiny. It's 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:18.679 quite a spacious home. I think you'll be fine. 0:04:18.720 --> 0:04:21.000 It's a lovely home, but I still learn to masturbate 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:24.479 it between those walls and it just it's the trauma 0:04:24.560 --> 0:04:28.560 there because I'm there now masturbating nothing else to do, 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:31.440 and my style has changed. 0:04:32.160 --> 0:04:34.760 It sounds a bit self sabotage because you chose to 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:37.280 move home and now you're acting like, oh, I've been 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:38.360 putting through trauma. 0:04:38.400 --> 0:04:40.159 Well I've got some. I've got an update on my 0:04:40.200 --> 0:04:42.440 move home journey. I've got a lot of lovely messages 0:04:42.480 --> 0:04:44.680 from the idiot. So later in the show today, I'll 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:46.560 tell you how I'm faring with my parents and my 0:04:46.600 --> 0:04:50.440 little sister, because some things have happened. Yeah, talk about that. 0:04:50.480 --> 0:04:52.800 When I go visit my parents' place and I go 0:04:52.880 --> 0:04:56.279 back home for a bit, it's usually like seven days. 0:04:56.279 --> 0:04:59.280 That's when I'm like, okay, that's enough, so you will 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:01.479 probably find your in the first week, I reckon. After 0:05:01.480 --> 0:05:03.000 a while you're like, oh my god, I can't believe 0:05:03.000 --> 0:05:03.600 I'm living at home. 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:07.280 Well it's two weeks today officially since the move, so 0:05:07.320 --> 0:05:09.640 and we're doing okay, only one argument, but I'll tell 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:11.280 you about that. I'll talk about that. 0:05:11.200 --> 0:05:12.800 Also a little bit later. We're gonna let you know 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:15.560 when we're doing our apparently, and you will talk back 0:05:15.600 --> 0:05:19.320 things live and my god, yes, so get your calendars out, 0:05:19.400 --> 0:05:21.280 get your pens ready, and you'll be able to jock 0:05:21.320 --> 0:05:22.560 down the date. We'll let you know the plan. 0:05:22.600 --> 0:05:25.719 And my god, you know, I think we started the 0:05:25.880 --> 0:05:31.159 annual trend, like everyone's doing dry July this year. July. 0:05:31.400 --> 0:05:34.400 I was driving home to work today to do the show, 0:05:34.680 --> 0:05:38.080 and I shit you not, it was do something nice 0:05:38.120 --> 0:05:39.200 for someone July. 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:42.800 I've never heard of that, neither. I certainly wouldn't practice 0:05:42.839 --> 0:05:43.400 what I preached. 0:05:44.400 --> 0:05:48.280 The billboard driving past Sydney Airport said, be the one 0:05:48.520 --> 0:05:52.200 to take your headphones off and say hello. Hashtag say 0:05:52.200 --> 0:05:55.640 something nice to someone July. That doesn't a roll off 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:55.960 the time. 0:05:56.120 --> 0:05:58.200 So is it say something nice to someone? 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:01.080 I'm gonna have to google, yeah, double check it's say 0:06:01.120 --> 0:06:01.560 something nice. 0:06:01.720 --> 0:06:03.400 I'm not taking my headphones off. 0:06:04.760 --> 0:06:07.719 If someone walked up to you, Jenna and said, pulled 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:11.360 your headphones off? I screen, yes, you pepper spray them. 0:06:11.360 --> 0:06:12.160 Your knows. 0:06:12.720 --> 0:06:15.120 But after just googled it, it says that Nationals say something 0:06:15.200 --> 0:06:17.160 nice day is June first. So since when it's it's 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:20.200 July thing, a month of niceties, I've never heard of it. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:21.120 They're liars. 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:24.159 Nationals say something nice day June first. 0:06:23.880 --> 0:06:26.599 You're yeah, so that billboard's a bit out of date. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.680 My point is, oh, thank god the book. We're down 0:06:28.720 --> 0:06:29.520 for me nice. 0:06:29.640 --> 0:06:31.440 I agree? Fuck you, Jenna, we. 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:32.760 Missed it again June first. 0:06:32.839 --> 0:06:35.520 Fuck we all have headphones on. We didn't bother taking 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:38.720 them off. Where it Cauns. We started the annual trend. 0:06:38.760 --> 0:06:40.720 It's our thing. We did it. We did it before 0:06:40.720 --> 0:06:41.280 the Olympics. 0:06:41.400 --> 0:06:43.480 We never even discussed making it annual. But last year 0:06:43.520 --> 0:06:45.760 when we were doing talkback teams live the live stream 0:06:45.839 --> 0:06:47.520 episode where people can call in, you were. 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.960 Like, the first annual I was like, oh, okay, then I. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:52.720 Think I said it because saying it out loud it 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:56.279 sounds so nice. But those words carry a real meaning. 0:06:56.440 --> 0:06:58.800 They do, Like the first annual, I think I did 0:06:58.800 --> 0:06:59.960 a voice as well as to be done. 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:01.520 What about your childhood bedroom? 0:07:01.560 --> 0:07:04.000 That was where your first annual without the U So 0:07:04.120 --> 0:07:05.720 first anal occurred? 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:10.000 Oh no it didn't. Oh I didn't. Yeah, no, well 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:12.080 it's not the first one, but it has happened in 0:07:12.080 --> 0:07:15.880 that room. Yeah, now worries when you brought it up. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.200 I did get a new Koala mattress, although it hasn't 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:20.120 been broken in. I haven't used it yet. I mean, 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:22.360 I've slept on it, but haven't you know? 0:07:22.440 --> 0:07:25.760 What do you mean when you say breaking in? Fucked on? 0:07:26.640 --> 0:07:27.240 Is that what you're saying? 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:27.840 Yeah, it hasn't. 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:30.200 Well, that's up to you. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:35.480 You've got time, Yes, what before I perish? Hopefully in 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:39.200 the next seventy years. I'm sure I've got plenty. 0:07:38.840 --> 0:07:40.800 Of time last a long time. 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:44.840 They do, like, though, I hope it's not where I 0:07:44.840 --> 0:07:48.400 get chlamydia. Yes, that would be rancid. Oh, I've never 0:07:48.400 --> 0:07:50.760 had an STI maybe this is I'm in my STI era. 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:52.960 I don't know if that's something you want to strive for. 0:07:53.520 --> 0:07:54.360 It's a good store. 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:55.960 I mean, it's not the worst thing to happen. If 0:07:55.960 --> 0:07:57.920 you'd get a little dose of crabs or something, you'll 0:07:57.960 --> 0:07:58.240 be wrong. 0:07:59.640 --> 0:08:03.160 Crap, just three or four crabs just to say. 0:08:03.000 --> 0:08:05.400 You've done it. It's like chicken pox. You've all got 0:08:05.400 --> 0:08:05.880 to get it once. 0:08:05.960 --> 0:08:07.320 I agree. Have you had STI? 0:08:07.520 --> 0:08:10.440 No, Actually, really, Jenna, why do you sound so shocked. 0:08:11.400 --> 0:08:13.600 It does shock me that you haven't like a herpies 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:15.760 or a or like you'd get like a gonorrhea or 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:17.800 something and you fixed it up with a rand of antibiotics. 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:18.120 Yeah. 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:20.040 No, I've never never had to fuck. 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.440 Maybe I should do it for the team, my annual STI. 0:08:24.840 --> 0:08:26.440 Yeah, just so we've got someone to give their two 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:27.760 cents to talk about their experience. 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:28.760 I've got nothing to offer. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:32.640 I got asked to be part of some HIV prevention 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:34.600 awareness campaign and I was like, I don't have much 0:08:34.640 --> 0:08:36.840 to offer. I've never been on prep, i've never had 0:08:36.840 --> 0:08:40.160 an STI. I can't have no experience to speak of. 0:08:40.840 --> 0:08:42.559 Sorry, that's not funny. I just picture them. 0:08:42.559 --> 0:08:44.880 I mean, I'll obviously be safe. Everyone slap a dinger 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:47.119 on it, but that's all I've got to say, lap. 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:49.120 A digger on it? No, I just picture their butt 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.520 coming to you like can we go? Is the face 0:08:51.559 --> 0:08:56.360 of someone no one wants to fuck? Don't get HIV 0:08:56.600 --> 0:09:01.439 look like this? Oh wow, roll with your ten k 0:09:01.559 --> 0:09:05.400 weight loss. Doesn't he look great? Jenner, Skinny, you walked 0:09:05.440 --> 0:09:08.760 in today and I thought they were projecting a hologram 0:09:08.760 --> 0:09:10.800 of the Willy Wonka trailer. I thought it was Timothy 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:18.000 Schallamet today at them, Timothy Chalamander, the Pokemon, Timothy Valet 0:09:18.040 --> 0:09:22.760 car park Hey on the weekend, Ephree. I just want 0:09:22.760 --> 0:09:23.960 to take you the Timothy ballet. 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:32.600 Yes, no, no, thank you for choosing the ridges. We 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:34.560 hope you enjoy your Timothy shall. 0:09:34.480 --> 0:09:42.040 Say if he was a horse, Timothy Shalloney, what. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:45.400 Do you feed a horse? Timothy shall hay. 0:09:47.000 --> 0:09:48.400 Well, you feed Timothy Shalloney. 0:09:49.160 --> 0:09:54.240 Timothy shall haytcha you're a Timothy char ray of sunshine. 0:09:55.480 --> 0:09:59.360 Timothy shallow gay. That's what we are. He's gorgeous. 0:10:00.040 --> 0:10:02.560 You shouldn't use he pronouns. He could be Timothy Shalvay. 0:10:06.040 --> 0:10:06.680 Gender in this we. 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:09.520 Don't, we don't and Wonka if anyone is non binary 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:13.199 at all? That purple velvet it owns they own a 0:10:13.240 --> 0:10:17.040 chocolate factory. Ah fuck, what happened? 0:10:17.640 --> 0:10:20.040 I did a load of whites and didn't realize there 0:10:20.080 --> 0:10:22.160 was a black sock in there. So now everything's gone. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:26.600 Timothy Shall Gray. That sounds like Timothy shallow Grave. 0:10:26.559 --> 0:10:33.720 Does, isn't it. Yeah? My favorite comedian Timothy Challatina fe what's. 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:35.719 His grandmother's name? Timothy Shall Mavis. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:41.640 See, we kill it, we always kill it. How do 0:10:41.760 --> 0:10:42.160 we get hit? 0:10:43.280 --> 0:10:44.080 It doesn't really matter? 0:10:44.120 --> 0:10:45.480 And you will pig week. I think we were talking 0:10:45.520 --> 0:10:51.520 about Wonka. Oh you look good because you walked in today. 0:10:52.120 --> 0:10:55.720 You walked in today looking like Timothy shallow mate, because 0:10:55.720 --> 0:10:58.840 you're in like a stripey blue shirt and it's all 0:10:58.840 --> 0:11:01.080 tucked in. You've got new glosses on. You look great. 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:02.880 They're not even new glasses, to tell you the truth. 0:11:03.440 --> 0:11:05.720 They're like I've had them for more than two years. 0:11:05.720 --> 0:11:08.000 I reckon and I never wear them, always forget, and 0:11:08.000 --> 0:11:10.360 then maybe in the last month or so, every time 0:11:10.400 --> 0:11:11.920 I wake up, I have to put eye drops in 0:11:11.960 --> 0:11:13.240 because they're all red and stinging. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:14.800 Now I'm like, maybe if they just wear. 0:11:14.640 --> 0:11:17.040 My fucking glasses, I won't have this problem with the 0:11:17.120 --> 0:11:17.800 strained eyes. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:18.480 And does it work. 0:11:19.000 --> 0:11:19.840 So far, so good? 0:11:19.880 --> 0:11:23.040 He would have thought, yeah, yeah, but it's. 0:11:22.880 --> 0:11:25.439 Like they're short sighted glasses. So my laptop screen in 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.680 front of me, it's absolutely crystal clear, whereas you're a 0:11:27.679 --> 0:11:30.800 fucking blur all the way over there. Yeah, your skin's 0:11:30.840 --> 0:11:32.319 never looked better from my point. 0:11:32.120 --> 0:11:34.679 Of view, I've been sticking the finger up to the 0:11:34.720 --> 0:11:35.120 whole show. 0:11:35.200 --> 0:11:37.040 Yeah, it's like you've got the Paris filter on. 0:11:37.480 --> 0:11:41.120 Oh my god, Paris filter. Yeah, God, I remember, And 0:11:41.160 --> 0:11:42.400 I used to Melbourn everything. 0:11:43.160 --> 0:11:44.080 That one's foul. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:45.319 I don't like Melbourn. 0:11:45.480 --> 0:11:48.080 I used to want to live there. I'm like Melbourne. Oh, 0:11:48.160 --> 0:11:49.400 and people would know I'm a lazy. 0:11:49.559 --> 0:11:52.720 That one makes you look real pasty, like Timothy Shall. Mate, 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:53.400 does you do? 0:11:53.480 --> 0:11:54.760 Yeah, he looks. 0:11:54.559 --> 0:11:56.680 Timothy shall nourished at the moment he needs to burg 0:11:56.840 --> 0:11:57.480 HET's hungry. 0:11:57.679 --> 0:11:59.160 Did you hear about that man that was attacked by 0:11:59.200 --> 0:12:07.640 the line He was timothyshmimed awful, awful, awful. The show's 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:08.959 just started at this point. 0:12:10.120 --> 0:12:12.360 I'm going to pottery classes to learn to make shit 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.000 out of Timothy Shall Clay. 0:12:15.760 --> 0:12:17.320 All right, what else is coming up? 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:17.480 Oh? 0:12:17.520 --> 0:12:18.679 The new segment were launching? 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.240 Oh yeah, no, you've come up with a gorgeous name 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:25.679 for it. Don't even spoil it, I reckon. Oh god, Oh, 0:12:25.760 --> 0:12:27.960 you just took a sip of tea and the bag 0:12:28.040 --> 0:12:28.839 went down your throat. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:29.679 The top's gone. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:32.839 Oh you've inhaled a bit of paper, swallowed the tab. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.000 You must have let the tea bag fall back into 0:12:35.040 --> 0:12:37.160 the carp and you've just had a sip and you've 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:39.360 accidentally inhaled the paper bit Did you see that? Or 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:41.120 is the paper floating around in the cup still? 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:41.520 Well? 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:42.920 Know when I get to the bottom of it, won't 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:43.880 we That's a good one. 0:12:44.000 --> 0:12:45.560 You would go into this eppisode at the bottom of that. 0:12:45.720 --> 0:12:48.240 Ye, what a lovely color of Timothy L. Gray. 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:51.599 Don't be so timothy cliche. 0:12:51.679 --> 0:12:55.520 All right, it was your first time listening? This is 0:12:55.520 --> 0:12:57.400 Is it just me? Every week we start the show 0:12:57.440 --> 0:13:00.840 the same with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:13:01.120 --> 0:13:03.280 For me, this week, it's been a combo of something 0:13:03.280 --> 0:13:06.160 that I've hated, hated, hate to hate it, and then 0:13:06.160 --> 0:13:08.480 I've I've come to appreciate a hack that I've found 0:13:08.800 --> 0:13:11.120 that everyone can connect to on this level. 0:13:11.120 --> 0:13:12.320 I think mine's a hybrid too. 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:15.520 Oh really, it's something that I hate, but it's grown 0:13:15.559 --> 0:13:17.760 to me, so I've learned to appreciate. I guess mine's 0:13:17.840 --> 0:13:19.319 quite hate that I appreciate it. 0:13:19.360 --> 0:13:21.480 Mine's like, okay, well let's do mine because mine's like 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.640 a PSA. Yeah, it's pretty, it'll be fleeting, and I 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:29.360 want Timothy stole Killer. It's dead. It's dead. Keep your 0:13:29.360 --> 0:13:31.920 phones out, you two, okay, okay, you'll need your phones 0:13:31.920 --> 0:13:32.920 for my a gym. Let's go. 0:13:34.800 --> 0:13:35.960 Is it just me? 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:45.520 Did you not know that you could reset your TikTok algorithm? 0:13:45.559 --> 0:13:47.360 I don't know if you can, though you can. 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:50.280 You can. You can put a gun to its head 0:13:50.640 --> 0:13:54.839 and go. Stop showing me sad break up videos shop, 0:13:54.960 --> 0:13:58.240 stop showing me videos on attachment style house. And this 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:01.040 is a PSA for all people of all ages. And 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.720 this is getting serious for a second. Obviously, spoken about 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:05.760 the breakup. It's happened a couple weeks ago. I lived 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:08.960 with my parents, like we're in no contact and it's 0:14:08.960 --> 0:14:11.600 been a bit grim, right, But obviously I've liked a 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:15.320 few breakup posts on my TikTok, and liking a video 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:19.360 tells the brain that leaves inside TikTok the algorithm to go. 0:14:19.440 --> 0:14:20.840 He's knowing more of this shit. 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:24.880 Let's give this sad, chumpy whale boy some more breakup. 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:28.480 So I've been getting breakup posts, attachment style, no contact talk, 0:14:28.520 --> 0:14:31.160 do this, say this, do this? Be this person gay 0:14:31.240 --> 0:14:32.760 and that knows I'm gay, so it gives me hot 0:14:32.840 --> 0:14:35.200 cute looking boys. I was just in this doom s 0:14:35.800 --> 0:14:39.160 scroll of like depression. The content was not making me 0:14:39.200 --> 0:14:41.040 feel good, which is what TikTok. 0:14:41.160 --> 0:14:44.720 Arguably it's for really little shit as escapism. 0:14:44.800 --> 0:14:46.920 I know, where are the where are the videos of 0:14:46.960 --> 0:14:49.600 people kicking glass jars down stairwells? 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:51.160 I know I love those? 0:14:51.200 --> 0:14:52.520 Now I can't find them anymore. 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.400 I don't know what's happened. But remember how we used 0:14:54.400 --> 0:14:57.640 to do TikTok school on this show. I used to 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.000 see funny little things on there bringing it to the podcast. 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:01.880 Me do it. But I've got the same problem. My 0:15:01.880 --> 0:15:05.080 algorithms is like deep depressing shit. At the moment, yes, 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:07.120 and I'm like, we can't really do that. We can't 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:08.880 do our take on that challenge or whatever. 0:15:09.080 --> 0:15:10.600 I wonder if it's bigger than that. I wonder if 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:11.720 everyone's feeling this way. 0:15:11.800 --> 0:15:14.240 So hang on, did you manage to reset yours? Because 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:15.720 I googled how and I tried it and it has 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:16.440 not fucking worked. 0:15:16.600 --> 0:15:20.360 So TikTok clearly fully aware that that people might want this. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:23.440 It's a new feature, So get your phone. Ye, go 0:15:23.520 --> 0:15:24.160 to TikTok. 0:15:24.240 --> 0:15:25.760 So we're resetting our four you page. 0:15:25.840 --> 0:15:29.120 Yes, right, Yes, there's an actual dedicated button for it. 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:31.360 So go to your page, go to my go to 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:34.160 your profile, go to the three lines at the top right, 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.000 Settings and privacy of course, then you want to go 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:41.960 to content preferences. It's got the little video camera icon. Oh, 0:15:42.040 --> 0:15:46.480 this is new, this is new. Then refresh your for 0:15:46.760 --> 0:15:48.680 you feed. This is what it says. 0:15:48.680 --> 0:15:50.240 Ready, that's fantastic. 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:52.480 So it's a photo of a little elephant. One a 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:56.040 fresh start, it says, will show you popular videos to 0:15:56.200 --> 0:16:00.560 launch your new news feed. New feed. God, Then there's 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:04.280 a heart. The more you interact, the more personalized your 0:16:04.320 --> 0:16:07.600 feed will be, including ads if they're relevant. Your following 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:11.200 feed profile and inbox won't be affected. Right I'm finger 0:16:11.240 --> 0:16:13.440 bashing that ready. 0:16:13.240 --> 0:16:18.840 One, two, three, refresh, Thank god, because last time I 0:16:18.880 --> 0:16:20.800 tried this, that button wasn't there and Google just said 0:16:20.800 --> 0:16:22.520 to like clear case or some shit, but it did 0:16:22.560 --> 0:16:23.040 not worse. 0:16:23.240 --> 0:16:25.200 Here we go. Did you get prompted? Why did you 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:25.760 refresh it? 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:26.520 Yeah? 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:27.560 What am I going to say? 0:16:28.000 --> 0:16:31.960 Triggering content is one of them? I just put curiosity. 0:16:32.000 --> 0:16:34.080 I just want to see new shit because people will say, 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.280 oh my god, you know that song that's huge on TikTok, 0:16:36.280 --> 0:16:39.200 and I'm like, nah, I'm just getting fucking clips from 0:16:39.200 --> 0:16:40.880 Devil Wears Prata. 0:16:41.120 --> 0:16:45.960 Oh my god, I watched an entire movie same on TikTok. 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:50.640 About this alien on the Iss? Yeah, we've Ryan Reynolds. 0:16:50.800 --> 0:16:53.360 What's that one on Netflix where some guys like an 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:54.720 emergency call taker? 0:16:54.880 --> 0:16:55.040 Oh? 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:55.720 I know what you mean. 0:16:55.800 --> 0:16:57.640 Yeah, I'll watch that whole like a movie. 0:16:57.880 --> 0:17:00.360 Oh yeah, I was this close to watching one one 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:03.520 one loan star starring Robbloh, because I keep getting clips 0:17:03.520 --> 0:17:04.440 and he's so endearing. 0:17:04.720 --> 0:17:09.280 I watched the whole nineteen eighty two any movie you would. 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.360 Well, I'm very glad you've given us that hack because 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:14.639 I needed no worries. I'm excited now I might actually 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:15.480 use TikTok more. 0:17:15.520 --> 0:17:16.879 All right, that was my age. I told you it 0:17:16.880 --> 0:17:18.320 was short and sharp. It was more of a PSA 0:17:18.320 --> 0:17:18.720 if anything. 0:17:18.800 --> 0:17:21.840 Yeah, handy, I like it, yours, I'm ready, let's go. 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:24.960 Is it just me. 0:17:27.359 --> 0:17:32.119 Can you not get toxic gossip train out of your head? 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:32.600 Oh? 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:37.399 By Colleen Colleen Fiddle Fiddle Ballinger's corner. 0:17:38.240 --> 0:17:39.560 Yeah, yeah, my. 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:41.080 Work, the one that's the one. 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:44.480 Yeah. So I'm pretty sure where we left off before 0:17:44.480 --> 0:17:46.920 we had our little midyear break. The last podcast we did, 0:17:47.040 --> 0:17:49.360 we were talking about how Colin Balade it's been canceled 0:17:49.400 --> 0:17:53.400 for her inappropriate behavior and interactions if underage fans. Miranda 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.639 sings right, yes, yes, the YouTuber, one of the og YouTubers, 0:17:56.680 --> 0:17:59.159 And where we left off was that she hadn't yet 0:17:59.200 --> 0:18:02.760 addressed it. My word, did she fucking address that in 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:03.880 the cooks way? Ever? 0:18:04.000 --> 0:18:05.800 Well, we were over at your house, Mitch, that got 0:18:06.000 --> 0:18:08.120 the day after it was released, Yeah, and we ordered 0:18:08.119 --> 0:18:10.000 goods Mini Gomez and we sat there on the couch 0:18:10.040 --> 0:18:11.440 and watched this whole thing. 0:18:11.640 --> 0:18:13.080 Oh, we got like five minutes in. 0:18:13.240 --> 0:18:14.240 Should we gave you that? 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:17.560 It was a ten minute video and it's her big 0:18:17.600 --> 0:18:20.960 apology video. But she whipped out the ukulele and this 0:18:21.040 --> 0:18:26.160 is what we heard. 0:18:26.400 --> 0:18:31.240 Hey, no, my good I haven't been doing some great 0:18:31.359 --> 0:18:34.040 so did a little break. I haven't a lot of 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:36.639 people are saying some things about me that are quite true. 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:39.560 It doesn't matter if it's true though, just as long 0:18:39.560 --> 0:18:45.840 as it's entertaining. Right here we go, guys having fun 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:52.960 all the board, the toxic gossip tray tragging down the 0:18:53.040 --> 0:18:59.240 tracks of this information, the toxic gassip tray. You got 0:18:59.400 --> 0:19:05.639 one recommination station talks the glass of train. 0:19:06.880 --> 0:19:09.400 Time and two the tracks and harassed. 0:19:09.000 --> 0:19:09.920 Me for my past. 0:19:10.320 --> 0:19:13.359 Some rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps. 0:19:13.400 --> 0:19:15.159 I want survive and the crash. 0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:18.240 But hey, at least you have. 0:19:20.240 --> 0:19:23.959 Yeah, now that is no. I mean I feel gas lit. 0:19:24.400 --> 0:19:26.960 Yeah. I was watching it, going this cannot be real 0:19:27.040 --> 0:19:32.000 because she's totally blame shifting, not taking any accountability. I 0:19:32.080 --> 0:19:33.560 was just like, what the fuck is this? This is 0:19:33.800 --> 0:19:37.600 a complete no pun intended. This is a train wreck. Yes, 0:19:38.560 --> 0:19:41.520 But then as the days went on, I caught myself 0:19:41.560 --> 0:19:46.720 being like, no, no, no, don't get sucking in my ahead, 0:19:46.760 --> 0:19:49.639 don't get sucking ahead. It's sucking there. I hate that 0:19:49.720 --> 0:19:52.040 she's created a little earworm that I cannot get out 0:19:52.080 --> 0:19:52.400 of my head. 0:19:52.440 --> 0:19:56.919 I was just thinking as that was playing, I'm hooked, yeah, right, Like, 0:19:57.000 --> 0:19:58.960 I like, it's a very star. 0:20:00.920 --> 0:20:03.120 Oh is that the bit of paper that your tea. 0:20:03.240 --> 0:20:08.680 Go back and listen there it's coming back. Sorry, I'm 0:20:08.680 --> 0:20:09.240 not joking. 0:20:10.520 --> 0:20:11.360 You need a sip of water. 0:20:11.440 --> 0:20:14.199 I'm okay, I have my tea. Sorry, sorry, back to college. 0:20:14.400 --> 0:20:17.080 But you know the point is that I'm like, okay, 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:20.359 I'm clearly not on her side. This is a serious situation, 0:20:20.840 --> 0:20:23.080 but like, fuck, it's a bit catchy, isn't it. 0:20:23.480 --> 0:20:25.880 She's done a good job with the lyrics. Yeah, apparently. 0:20:26.280 --> 0:20:27.160 Some people have said. 0:20:27.200 --> 0:20:29.879 One of the reasons that she might have done it 0:20:29.880 --> 0:20:34.080 in song form this apology video is it's easier to copyright. 0:20:34.119 --> 0:20:35.600 And what and monetize. 0:20:35.840 --> 0:20:38.400 Yeah, well yeah, monetize, that's one thing, but also copyright 0:20:38.480 --> 0:20:40.399 so that if people play it like we just have, 0:20:41.119 --> 0:20:43.639 or if people are doing reaction videos on YouTube or whatever, 0:20:44.000 --> 0:20:46.200 she can copyright and be like, no, that's my fucking 0:20:46.280 --> 0:20:48.760 property or whatever. Whereas if she just did a piece 0:20:48.760 --> 0:20:51.359 to camera saying sorry, then they could use that. Willy nilly, 0:20:51.560 --> 0:20:53.840 No song went for ten minutes. That was just one minute, right. 0:20:53.880 --> 0:20:56.160 This is this is the most icky part because there 0:20:56.200 --> 0:20:59.600 was allegations of grooming, because these fans are underage and 0:20:59.600 --> 0:21:02.000 she's me pipulating their minds and stuff, and this is 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:03.440 how she chose to address that. 0:21:04.400 --> 0:21:07.160 The only thing I've ever groomed is my tursion cats. 0:21:07.720 --> 0:21:11.600 Not a grimmer, just a loser who didn't understand I 0:21:11.600 --> 0:21:15.080 shouldn't respond to fans and I'm not a predator, even 0:21:15.119 --> 0:21:15.680 though a lot. 0:21:15.600 --> 0:21:16.040 Of you things. 0:21:16.080 --> 0:21:20.600 So yeah, with like a cheer little ukule underneath, sounds 0:21:20.600 --> 0:21:22.520 like you're taking the issue really seriously. Sweeter. 0:21:23.800 --> 0:21:27.359 Imagine being before a judge being charged for grooming, and 0:21:27.400 --> 0:21:28.680 you go, you're on it. Do you mind if I 0:21:28.720 --> 0:21:29.920 should pull out my ukulele? 0:21:30.480 --> 0:21:32.520 But you got to admit it. It's fucking catchy. I 0:21:32.520 --> 0:21:33.560 can't get it out of my head. 0:21:34.240 --> 0:21:35.760 She's done a good job with a jingle. I know 0:21:35.920 --> 0:21:36.960 she's done a good job. Yeah. 0:21:37.000 --> 0:21:40.159 I used to be quite the ukulelest if that's a 0:21:40.200 --> 0:21:43.119 thing back in the day, and so I've taken it 0:21:43.160 --> 0:21:45.359 upon myself to learn the song. I can I believe 0:21:45.440 --> 0:21:46.640 that's how much it stuck in my head. 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:47.560 Oh my god, you have one. 0:21:48.440 --> 0:21:53.160 I'm just like god, you've got a didn't work Timothy 0:21:53.240 --> 0:21:56.040 shall Laily, Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, show me show me 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:58.720 that thing. It's cheap and shitty. It doesn't say should 0:21:58.720 --> 0:22:00.880 buy it for the show. I do have one back 0:22:00.880 --> 0:22:03.560 at the farm. But I was like, I'm just for 0:22:03.600 --> 0:22:05.080 the sake of this, I'm just going to buy one 0:22:05.080 --> 0:22:07.400 of Amazon. Maybe we should sell it on eBay afterwards. 0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:11.440 Hold on, are you going to cover the toxic gossip train? 0:22:11.640 --> 0:22:11.880 Yeah? 0:22:12.040 --> 0:22:14.359 All right, give us a rendition and I'm taking my 0:22:14.359 --> 0:22:15.280 headphones off. I can't hear. 0:22:15.320 --> 0:22:17.760 I need to tune this. Okay, sure, talk amongst yourself, 0:22:17.840 --> 0:22:18.200 which is. 0:22:18.119 --> 0:22:21.680 Grooming that you could grooming? I will update while Mitchell 0:22:22.000 --> 0:22:25.200 tunes that. I finished my tea and the tab is gone, 0:22:25.240 --> 0:22:26.040 so it's in my throat. 0:22:26.520 --> 0:22:28.320 Right, you've digested it. 0:22:28.920 --> 0:22:31.160 Oh, he's ready. 0:22:34.040 --> 0:22:38.040 Hey, it's been a while since you see my face 0:22:39.600 --> 0:22:41.320 had me doing the wrestle greet, so I took a 0:22:41.320 --> 0:22:43.919 little break. A lot of people are seen some things 0:22:43.960 --> 0:22:46.480 about me that aren't quite true. Oh my god. It 0:22:46.560 --> 0:22:49.000 doesn't matter if it's true, though, as long as it's 0:22:49.119 --> 0:22:54.280 entertaining to you. Oh my god, race Wow, right, I 0:22:54.280 --> 0:22:58.440 mean I was great. Say what you want about Colleen Ballinger. 0:22:58.840 --> 0:23:01.480 But yeah, switching from a J to G seven, it's 0:23:01.480 --> 0:23:02.240 fucking fiddling. 0:23:02.320 --> 0:23:05.080 I can imagine it just got skilled. That was brilliant. 0:23:07.880 --> 0:23:11.120 What can I apologize for? Is there anything you feel 0:23:11.119 --> 0:23:12.359 I need to apologize for. 0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:13.600 I'm forgetting my birthday. 0:23:14.359 --> 0:23:17.240 But I just feel like doesn't a ukulele detract from 0:23:17.320 --> 0:23:20.240 any sincerity of the apology, Like her one didn't mean 0:23:20.320 --> 0:23:22.680 fuck all because she was playing it on a ukulele. 0:23:22.960 --> 0:23:25.240 Of course, imagine if Kevin run did the fucking apology 0:23:25.280 --> 0:23:26.240 speech on a ukulele. 0:23:27.160 --> 0:23:31.879 Not right, not appropriate, Julia Gillar did the misogyny speech 0:23:31.920 --> 0:23:32.600 on a ukulele. 0:23:33.840 --> 0:23:39.280 I will not be election on sexism and misogyny by 0:23:39.359 --> 0:23:47.280 this man. Sexism, misogyny every day and every way. 0:23:49.600 --> 0:23:51.080 It just doesn't work like that. 0:23:51.240 --> 0:23:52.359 It really doesn't know. 0:23:53.760 --> 0:23:55.919 How long did you spend rehearsing this? And he Sean's 0:23:55.920 --> 0:23:56.679 still in love with you. 0:23:57.760 --> 0:24:00.960 He has not witnessed me practicing, but it did take 0:24:00.960 --> 0:24:03.119 a bit of practice. I'm not gonna lie. I practiced 0:24:03.160 --> 0:24:06.000 this ukulele for this stupid song more than I ever 0:24:06.040 --> 0:24:06.840 practiced the violin. 0:24:06.960 --> 0:24:07.760 Yeah, I'm sure you did. 0:24:07.840 --> 0:24:09.800 And I was paying for lessons. 0:24:11.640 --> 0:24:14.960 All the board. Go on. I don't know how it goes. 0:24:16.160 --> 0:24:18.119 Oh my god, has it really not got stuck in 0:24:18.119 --> 0:24:19.280 your head the same way it has mine. 0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:22.879 No, I've only watched Choice of Vann. That's what I 0:24:22.960 --> 0:24:24.600 learned to joke off in my bedroom and then I've 0:24:24.720 --> 0:24:26.240 forgot YouTuber since. 0:24:26.520 --> 0:24:29.119 No, but I'm talking about this apology video that everyone's 0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:30.480 been watching all the board. 0:24:30.880 --> 0:24:32.920 The Toxic Gas set a train. 0:24:33.520 --> 0:24:34.199 Oh, I fucked it. 0:24:34.480 --> 0:24:40.160 Keep shogging down the tracks of misinformation, the toxic gasp 0:24:40.280 --> 0:24:43.439 tree got it? Had you got a one way to 0:24:43.520 --> 0:24:45.720 ticket to the manipulation station? 0:24:47.400 --> 0:24:49.919 You know she might come for us for copyright playing 0:24:49.920 --> 0:24:50.719 her song with lyrics? 0:24:50.800 --> 0:24:53.000 Well, why don't we just do that? Do the song, 0:24:53.119 --> 0:24:53.840 but we tweak it. 0:24:54.280 --> 0:24:57.520 I was in like the same thing we did with 0:24:57.560 --> 0:24:58.320 what was your mate? 0:24:58.359 --> 0:25:01.600 Ti vert Is? Oh yeah, because parodies are allowed. 0:25:02.080 --> 0:25:04.400 Parodies are allowed as long as you're playing the song 0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:07.800 in a joke sense. She can't come for us for money, 0:25:07.880 --> 0:25:08.520 That's right. 0:25:09.240 --> 0:25:11.199 What if we didn't like what did I do for 0:25:11.320 --> 0:25:13.560 tai Verds? Again? I didn't, I just say it. I 0:25:13.920 --> 0:25:16.080 did the same lyrics, but in Aussie Bogan didn't I? 0:25:16.200 --> 0:25:18.200 Yeah it was his song was a okay. 0:25:18.480 --> 0:25:21.200 Oh and I said fucking right instead of a okay, yes, 0:25:21.560 --> 0:25:22.800 I'll be fucking right. 0:25:22.880 --> 0:25:26.120 So we're going to perform Colin Balinger's apology songs Toxic 0:25:26.480 --> 0:25:29.680 Gossip Train, but the Aussie Bogan version yeah, so what 0:25:29.720 --> 0:25:31.440 are we going to change the lyrics as well? 0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:38.879 Toxic gossip train, Oh my god, the fairy, the ferreal something, 0:25:39.359 --> 0:25:44.520 the rusted fairy. What's gossip? What's the synonym for that bullshit? 0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:44.960 Yeah? 0:25:45.040 --> 0:25:48.639 Yeah, yeah, the rusted bullshit fairy doesn't wrong Russia? The 0:25:48.720 --> 0:25:53.240 rusted bullshit bus. Yeah, okay, the rusted bullshit buss. 0:25:53.440 --> 0:25:56.080 I like that. I've got to write this down right down, 0:25:56.080 --> 0:25:57.760 of course, rusted bullshit bus. 0:25:58.640 --> 0:26:00.320 Down the tracks of miss. 0:26:00.119 --> 0:26:04.880 Fanging down, fanging around the block, fanging around. 0:26:04.720 --> 0:26:07.320 The round the block of misinformation. 0:26:07.440 --> 0:26:13.399 That's great, porky fanging around the block of fucking. 0:26:15.000 --> 0:26:15.600 Oh, this is a. 0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:18.960 Pretty so stupid but let's go the rusty bullshit back. 0:26:18.840 --> 0:26:20.960 The rasty bullshit bus. What's the next lyric? 0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:21.960 What is it? 0:26:21.960 --> 0:26:24.560 You've got a one way ticket to manipulation station. 0:26:25.640 --> 0:26:28.760 You've got an open card on. Yeah, yeah, you've got 0:26:29.280 --> 0:26:33.200 a tap on opal to tap don. 0:26:33.160 --> 0:26:36.400 Pulled to manipulation what's manipulation dog Act? 0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:37.240 Yeah? 0:26:37.280 --> 0:26:41.160 Yeah yeah, dog Act station, Dog Act station, tap dono 0:26:41.359 --> 0:26:43.520 pulled to dog Act and needs to kind of be. 0:26:43.680 --> 0:26:47.200 Dog Act depot dog bll Yeah, that's the bus to 0:26:47.359 --> 0:26:51.760 dog Act dampot rasted bullshit bus. 0:26:53.680 --> 0:26:55.119 You've written it down, Yeah. 0:26:55.040 --> 0:26:58.240 You get Oh god, so we've got time me to 0:26:58.320 --> 0:27:00.000 the tracks and harass me for my part. 0:27:00.800 --> 0:27:03.479 Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past. 0:27:03.960 --> 0:27:08.399 What's a tie? Cuff me, cuff me, what's a track? Well, 0:27:08.440 --> 0:27:13.000 it's a bus, yeah, Bitchamen to the tar? Yeah yeah, 0:27:13.040 --> 0:27:13.760 Tie me to the tar. 0:27:14.119 --> 0:27:14.960 Cuff me to the tar. 0:27:15.119 --> 0:27:18.520 Cuff me to the tar, and harass me for my past. 0:27:18.840 --> 0:27:19.879 Harass my past. 0:27:20.480 --> 0:27:22.600 And what's harassed? 0:27:25.880 --> 0:27:29.679 I don't even know, and bang about something. 0:27:29.480 --> 0:27:32.720 Yeah yeah yeah, and bang on about before the past. 0:27:34.480 --> 0:27:37.560 Cuff me to the tar and be a stick up 0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:38.280 my ass. 0:27:39.359 --> 0:27:42.920 Me to the tar. Time to cut me to the tar? 0:27:43.280 --> 0:27:46.000 And how does she sing it? Time to the tracks 0:27:46.040 --> 0:27:47.480 and harassed me for my past. 0:27:47.560 --> 0:27:52.560 Now it couldn't be and she goes, she goes, tire 0:27:52.640 --> 0:27:55.560 me to the past and harassed me for my past. 0:27:55.920 --> 0:27:57.439 Those rumors look like facts. 0:27:57.440 --> 0:28:01.320 If you don't mind the gap, survive in the crash, 0:28:01.480 --> 0:28:07.080 bird hair, at least you have oh gosh, oh well 0:28:07.160 --> 0:28:09.399 I won't survive it in the crash is obviously just 0:28:09.480 --> 0:28:11.320 I'll carck it in the crash, of course. 0:28:11.359 --> 0:28:14.119 But at least we had a blast. 0:28:14.200 --> 0:28:15.600 Yeah yeah, yeah, that's good. 0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:19.439 Cuff me to the tar and be a stick up 0:28:19.480 --> 0:28:21.440 me ass? Is that what I like that? 0:28:21.920 --> 0:28:24.639 Cuff me to the tar, but you stick up me ass? 0:28:25.200 --> 0:28:26.320 And then what is the next line? 0:28:27.200 --> 0:28:30.159 Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind making 0:28:30.240 --> 0:28:36.320 those porkies yeah look legit, Yeah, but they're fucking bullshit. 0:28:36.760 --> 0:28:41.040 Yeah yeah, yeah, brilliant. Wow, porkies look legit, but they're 0:28:41.040 --> 0:28:41.920 fucking bullshit. 0:28:42.920 --> 0:28:44.720 I'll carck it in the crash but oi. 0:28:45.240 --> 0:28:48.400 Yeah, yeah, brilliant. Can you text that to us so 0:28:48.400 --> 0:28:49.920 we can sing it? Where'd you write it? 0:28:50.720 --> 0:28:54.080 I'll just just wrote it on my laptop on right, 0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:56.600 So this is our apology, the Rusty Bullshit Bart. 0:28:56.640 --> 0:28:58.520 All right, let's go, it's still it. Did you send it? 0:28:58.800 --> 0:28:59.840 Yeah? Oh? Did I know? 0:29:00.080 --> 0:29:02.880 Yeah? I got it? I got it? All right? You're ready? Okay? 0:29:02.920 --> 0:29:05.719 This is the is it just Me? Official parody Rusted 0:29:05.760 --> 0:29:08.600 Bullshit Bus Rusted Bullshit Bus performed by Jenne Bens and 0:29:08.600 --> 0:29:10.000 Mitchell Tury Mitchell. 0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:12.040 I might have to get Mike six on my yuke 0:29:13.520 --> 0:29:14.240 on your eight. 0:29:14.680 --> 0:29:18.440 When you're ready, it's on. Can you hear this better? 0:29:19.040 --> 0:29:19.480 Oh? Yeah? 0:29:19.800 --> 0:29:19.960 Good? 0:29:23.120 --> 0:29:23.440 Ready? 0:29:26.280 --> 0:29:32.400 All of that of the Rusted Bullshit Bus fanging around 0:29:32.400 --> 0:29:38.680 the block of fucking porkies the rusted bullshit bus. You 0:29:38.800 --> 0:29:43.560 gotta tap dono, pull to the dog Acte for rusted 0:29:43.880 --> 0:29:47.040 bullshit bars. 0:29:46.560 --> 0:29:49.080 Cuff me to the tar and shove a stick up 0:29:49.160 --> 0:29:49.880 me ass. 0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:56.400 Those porky look legit, but they're fucking bullshit carting the crash. 0:29:56.520 --> 0:30:00.960 But oi ladies way had at a blast? 0:30:05.600 --> 0:30:08.160 Yeah, I fucking groom. 0:30:08.240 --> 0:30:16.240 No one you're listening to? Is it just me? Got 0:30:16.320 --> 0:30:17.560 something on your mind? 0:30:18.080 --> 0:30:21.600 Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to 0:30:21.680 --> 0:30:24.120 get yourself on the shoe, all right. 0:30:24.840 --> 0:30:27.240 Songs is to hide parodies aside, Actually parody. 0:30:27.400 --> 0:30:31.719 My fucking fingers are killing me after that they're calloused. Yeah, 0:30:31.720 --> 0:30:33.040 that's my good fingering hands. 0:30:33.440 --> 0:30:37.240 No, poor we'll give him a rest. We can merely 0:30:37.240 --> 0:30:39.520 walk these days. He's a limb and everywhere. Let's do it? 0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:43.280 Is it just you? Your chance to have and is 0:30:43.280 --> 0:30:45.120 it just me? If your own something you've noticed you 0:30:45.160 --> 0:30:48.080 hate or appreciate, you can d m us at couple 0:30:48.080 --> 0:30:49.800 of mitches, or you can text us Mitch. 0:30:49.640 --> 0:30:52.640 Where Oh yeah four one two seven one two nine 0:30:52.720 --> 0:30:54.400 two that's sound number. 0:30:54.520 --> 0:30:57.000 Oh, you can send us little text. Someone was texting 0:30:57.080 --> 0:30:58.760 us the other night when we were together, Mitch and 0:30:58.800 --> 0:31:01.440 she was going back through our old episodes. She was like, 0:31:01.560 --> 0:31:03.479 live tweeting us, but live texting us. 0:31:03.560 --> 0:31:04.440 Oh what was she saying? 0:31:04.560 --> 0:31:06.719 She was like, Oh, I've just listened to the old episodes, 0:31:07.160 --> 0:31:09.440 loving it. Let me find them. They were very entertaining. 0:31:09.720 --> 0:31:10.760 I can probably do this later. 0:31:10.880 --> 0:31:14.840 Yeah, good call. She was lovely. But if you want 0:31:14.840 --> 0:31:16.520 to get in touch you can, like Mitch has done 0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:18.160 a third Mitch in Newcastle. 0:31:18.240 --> 0:31:22.880 Holo, Mitch forgot's like another one. Yeah, we're good, Mitch. 0:31:22.880 --> 0:31:26.000 How are you mate? 0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:26.640 Really good? 0:31:26.800 --> 0:31:27.560 Really really good? 0:31:27.600 --> 0:31:31.080 That shocked me too much talking to speak his language. Yeah, no, well, 0:31:31.160 --> 0:31:33.040 Mitch is clearly a listener of a show. He wants 0:31:33.080 --> 0:31:34.600 us to speak our native tongue, don't you. 0:31:34.600 --> 0:31:35.520 Miss it's a Newcastle. 0:31:36.640 --> 0:31:40.720 Where did you find the show? That's right? How did 0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:47.120 you find us? Just on Spotify? Through Instagram? It was 0:31:47.120 --> 0:31:51.360 actually through trash Alley enough, Oh there you go? Yeah, yeah, okay, 0:31:51.560 --> 0:31:52.640 you listen to trash Ally. 0:31:52.880 --> 0:31:54.880 Sorry I hate to make assumptions, but you sound too 0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:55.880 straight for trash Ally. 0:31:56.600 --> 0:31:56.640 No. 0:31:56.920 --> 0:32:01.920 Actually, I'm quite gay, really love it? Okay, quite He's 0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:04.400 like extremely gay, both in the theory and practice. 0:32:04.800 --> 0:32:07.480 Yeah, no, definitely am with my boyfriend. 0:32:07.640 --> 0:32:10.680 Oh yeah, right, I can't relate, but that sounds lovely. 0:32:11.000 --> 0:32:12.080 That's what you do for work? 0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:13.680 I actually work myself. 0:32:14.200 --> 0:32:18.560 Oh wow, yeah, trade in the trade and retail. 0:32:19.000 --> 0:32:21.560 That's what I was going to guess. Yep, could have 0:32:21.600 --> 0:32:24.320 picked it. That means you're technically my brother's rival in 0:32:24.360 --> 0:32:26.280 the Newcastle region carpentry. 0:32:26.360 --> 0:32:28.360 Is that where one should be built? 0:32:28.400 --> 0:32:30.920 That was yeah, that was a while ago though, so 0:32:31.080 --> 0:32:33.280 much coming out anyway? 0:32:33.440 --> 0:32:34.920 Really really interesting. 0:32:34.960 --> 0:32:36.800 What did they not accept you? 0:32:36.800 --> 0:32:38.480 No, No, I just don't work hard. 0:32:39.680 --> 0:32:42.320 I was expecting drama. That's not to scraped his nails 0:32:42.720 --> 0:32:46.640 of course, all right Mitchie, well Bradley, or can't you 0:32:46.680 --> 0:32:48.200 in then hit us with your rigim? Okay? 0:32:50.000 --> 0:32:51.200 Is it just me? 0:32:54.280 --> 0:32:57.760 Is the cost to live out of control? 0:32:58.720 --> 0:32:59.960 The cost of living costally? 0:33:00.240 --> 0:33:01.000 It's a crisis. 0:33:01.200 --> 0:33:03.240 Coming from someone who just admitted that they don't want 0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:03.600 to work. 0:33:05.480 --> 0:33:06.640 That might have to do with it. 0:33:06.640 --> 0:33:08.960 I don't I don't want to work hard, not smart. Yeah, 0:33:09.000 --> 0:33:13.800 it work a fucking lot, but I think the margin 0:33:13.880 --> 0:33:16.560 of money is a lot smaller. 0:33:16.720 --> 0:33:17.560 For what I put in. 0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:19.080 What it was, say, ten years ago. 0:33:19.120 --> 0:33:22.560 You know what sort of things that you noticed groceries. 0:33:22.280 --> 0:33:27.600 Is absolutely ridiculous. But I mean that's everyone gets that coffee. 0:33:27.920 --> 0:33:30.000 I drink a fuck load of coffee. 0:33:30.360 --> 0:33:33.400 And are all of them takeaway not anymore. 0:33:33.040 --> 0:33:35.280 Because I'm just sort of not buying them anymore. 0:33:35.560 --> 0:33:37.920 Yeah, I've had to try and limit the amount to 0:33:37.920 --> 0:33:39.719 take away coffee they get, especially now that I get 0:33:39.760 --> 0:33:40.240 almond milk. 0:33:40.280 --> 0:33:42.640 It's like, oh my god, this is nearly seven fucking dollars. 0:33:42.840 --> 0:33:43.000 You know. 0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:44.880 I found a place on the way to work that 0:33:45.000 --> 0:33:49.400 does an almond flat white for five dollars and it's 0:33:49.480 --> 0:33:51.920 a fucking it is so good, and they've just put 0:33:51.920 --> 0:33:52.480 the price. 0:33:52.320 --> 0:33:53.200 Up to five seventy. 0:33:54.720 --> 0:33:58.080 Now I just refuse to just like fucked. So that's 0:33:58.120 --> 0:33:59.760 how we know you're gay. He orders an almond f 0:34:00.280 --> 0:34:03.120 That is the that's the red flat It Isn't it sad? 0:34:03.160 --> 0:34:05.000 But you were so excited at the fact that it 0:34:05.040 --> 0:34:07.880 was five bucks, And that's somehow A bargained these names. 0:34:08.160 --> 0:34:09.799 Back in the day, they would have been like three 0:34:09.960 --> 0:34:10.720 fifty or something. 0:34:10.800 --> 0:34:14.520 Petrol's fucked my little car. I've got a small little hatchback, 0:34:14.640 --> 0:34:15.960 is like, and you'd be the same, Mitch. Our cars 0:34:15.960 --> 0:34:18.279 are basically the same. How much is it to fill 0:34:18.360 --> 0:34:19.680 up yours. It's like eighty five bucks. 0:34:19.719 --> 0:34:22.640 It really varies. Sometimes it's like seventy seven. Sometimes it's 0:34:22.640 --> 0:34:24.439 one hundred and twelve. I just never know. 0:34:24.480 --> 0:34:26.960 That's so much money. I remember when it was sixty dollars. Jen, 0:34:27.000 --> 0:34:29.560 I couldn't relate. Of course, she has a horse and carriage. Yeah, 0:34:29.560 --> 0:34:31.440 but the price of hay I'm sure has gone up 0:34:31.480 --> 0:34:32.160 for you, Jenny. 0:34:32.239 --> 0:34:34.160 It's so expensive nowadays. 0:34:34.239 --> 0:34:34.839 Jesus Christ. 0:34:34.880 --> 0:34:36.840 I remember my uncle a few years ago saying, like, 0:34:36.880 --> 0:34:39.440 what how much does petrol cost? The Leader? Now? Oh? 0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:40.120 Do l eighty? 0:34:40.360 --> 0:34:40.560 Yeah? 0:34:40.640 --> 0:34:43.680 I remember him once saying, oh, as soon as petrol 0:34:43.840 --> 0:34:46.200 is over a dollar forty leader, I swear I will 0:34:46.239 --> 0:34:48.560 sell my car. That's it's ridiculous. I'm not paying that. 0:34:48.600 --> 0:34:51.040 And I'm like, well, look who we aren't our bucker. 0:34:51.080 --> 0:34:53.320 It's two dollars in some places too, a Leader. 0:34:53.600 --> 0:34:54.600 Yeah, so bad. 0:34:55.080 --> 0:34:57.279 Well, we love to donate forty grand to you, mitch 0:34:57.480 --> 0:34:59.839 On behalf of that podcast. We're going to give back 0:35:00.080 --> 0:35:01.520 to our you know, one of our own. 0:35:01.840 --> 0:35:05.640 Well, I'll give you guys the staying and we can 0:35:05.640 --> 0:35:06.359 all write it off. 0:35:06.880 --> 0:35:07.359 That's true. 0:35:09.480 --> 0:35:11.120 We are a charity case, after all. 0:35:11.880 --> 0:35:14.480 We definitely are yeah. 0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:17.120 The rental crisis a bit fucked in Newcastle too. Were 0:35:17.160 --> 0:35:18.680 they putting up all the ring rices? 0:35:18.960 --> 0:35:22.360 So yeah, to put in perspective as well, I actually 0:35:22.360 --> 0:35:23.000 forgot about. 0:35:22.800 --> 0:35:23.399 This to an hour. 0:35:23.520 --> 0:35:25.239 Yeah last year, the start of last year. 0:35:25.239 --> 0:35:27.680 So I was twenty three, I know, sorry it was 0:35:27.760 --> 0:35:29.040 year before because it was COVID. 0:35:29.200 --> 0:35:32.080 Right on the back end of COVID, I had. 0:35:31.920 --> 0:35:36.160 Five commercial leases in my name, five shots. Yeah, and 0:35:36.920 --> 0:35:38.080 I had to get out of the place I was 0:35:38.120 --> 0:35:40.960 living in and everyone was on job keeper and stuff, 0:35:40.960 --> 0:35:43.920 and I had twenty employees. I was trying to get 0:35:43.920 --> 0:35:47.640 a rental and I couldn't get a rental. So because 0:35:47.680 --> 0:35:50.799 and I was offering six months up in advance ran 0:35:52.120 --> 0:35:54.399 and I had. It was because I was twenty three, 0:35:54.440 --> 0:35:56.560 I owned a business, so I was classified as a risk, 0:35:57.120 --> 0:36:00.000 and because I wasn't getting the job keeper and stuff. 0:36:00.320 --> 0:36:01.080 And I had a dog. 0:36:01.560 --> 0:36:06.040 So oh you never tell them about the dog, Mitch brother, Yeah, 0:36:06.080 --> 0:36:06.359 I know. 0:36:06.480 --> 0:36:09.120 But and I occasionally employees doing one day a week 0:36:09.160 --> 0:36:11.239 working for me, and they were getting meals over me, 0:36:11.280 --> 0:36:12.000 and I was like fuck. 0:36:12.040 --> 0:36:14.320 So I lived in my car for oh my god. 0:36:15.080 --> 0:36:17.279 But I knew I had a really nice then, and 0:36:17.320 --> 0:36:19.160 it was like it was more of a stubborn like 0:36:19.200 --> 0:36:19.800 a fuck. 0:36:19.600 --> 0:36:22.400 You yeah society than anything. 0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:23.640 And I mean it was the best thing ever. 0:36:23.960 --> 0:36:25.880 Are they ruled about being allowed to live in one 0:36:25.880 --> 0:36:28.520 of your commercial space there's just fucking sure hit a 0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:29.240 tent in the shop? 0:36:30.200 --> 0:36:32.720 Yeah yeah, well I was cooking in there and stuff. 0:36:32.719 --> 0:36:34.200 So yeah, it was that. 0:36:34.200 --> 0:36:36.239 Bit was good. But I mean now I've just moved 0:36:36.320 --> 0:36:37.880 down the coast like an hour and a half just 0:36:37.880 --> 0:36:41.719 because it's cheaper. Oh yeah, with my partner. So which 0:36:41.760 --> 0:36:44.520 is which is sick? But you know, everything's just fucked 0:36:44.560 --> 0:36:45.120 up in your car. 0:36:45.239 --> 0:36:47.000 Ship and you said you've just come out or you've 0:36:47.000 --> 0:36:47.760 come out recently. 0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:52.560 I've been with my partner since last March. In March, 0:36:52.640 --> 0:36:55.680 and yeah, sort of the first guy I went on 0:36:55.760 --> 0:36:59.840 day with selling love wow and yeah, and then the 0:37:00.160 --> 0:37:01.480 sort of history and then sort of yeah it was 0:37:01.520 --> 0:37:04.799 like fuck come out and yeah, which is it was 0:37:04.840 --> 0:37:07.200 really cool. And I think, to be honest, it's probably 0:37:07.239 --> 0:37:09.640 gonna sound a bit cringe now two years, but I 0:37:09.680 --> 0:37:11.600 think you guys really help me to be honest, because 0:37:11.600 --> 0:37:17.880 any gay friends at all, that's new cancer for you. Yeah, 0:37:17.920 --> 0:37:21.719 And like I live in a pretty straight world and yeah, 0:37:21.880 --> 0:37:22.640 like two older brothers. 0:37:22.680 --> 0:37:25.000 You know, everyone's change and all that stuff like that. 0:37:25.600 --> 0:37:27.320 So yeah, I mean, haven't you guys like listening to 0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:28.600 you guys, it sort of gave me a bit of 0:37:29.800 --> 0:37:30.319 I don't know. 0:37:30.360 --> 0:37:32.360 It's just it was really cool. It was like a friends. 0:37:32.880 --> 0:37:36.600 I mean, like me, you know what I mean, we 0:37:36.680 --> 0:37:38.640 know what you mean. I've just talked around. So you 0:37:38.640 --> 0:37:40.680 have friends. You're very good looking, like you know, you've 0:37:40.719 --> 0:37:43.239 got friends. I know what you mean though, when I mean, 0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:45.360 I came out and just be careful when that relationship 0:37:45.440 --> 0:37:48.360 hits the five year mark. Yeah, I don't want to 0:37:48.400 --> 0:37:50.040 rab it on about that, but I came out for 0:37:50.120 --> 0:37:52.200 my first relationship, but I don't want to ruin yours. 0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:54.160 That sounds absolutely it might be manifesting that. 0:37:54.320 --> 0:37:56.640 No, it's like it's a sense of community or it's 0:37:56.719 --> 0:37:58.359 nice to know that there are other people out there 0:37:58.360 --> 0:37:59.960 that are going through the same things, and it just 0:38:00.080 --> 0:38:03.799 makes you feel seen and heard on one one thing 0:38:03.840 --> 0:38:05.920 that you can connect with that we're talking about. It 0:38:06.000 --> 0:38:07.960 makes you feel like there's others out there that are 0:38:07.960 --> 0:38:09.000 going through the same stuff. 0:38:09.560 --> 0:38:11.960 Yeah, well, I think I did really resonate with everything 0:38:12.400 --> 0:38:15.719 you were saying back in the previous episodes about when 0:38:15.760 --> 0:38:17.040 you come out and all that stuff, because it was 0:38:17.120 --> 0:38:17.640 very similar. 0:38:17.840 --> 0:38:18.040 Yeah. 0:38:18.280 --> 0:38:20.800 Wow, it was really cool and I think it really helped. 0:38:21.080 --> 0:38:22.680 So yeah, that's that's pretty much that. 0:38:22.800 --> 0:38:26.239 Now I'm just aintal every night. Well, that's the legacy 0:38:26.280 --> 0:38:29.200 of the show and that's what we try to bring. 0:38:29.520 --> 0:38:30.320 And I'm very. 0:38:30.120 --> 0:38:31.799 Sweet of you to say it's thank you. 0:38:32.200 --> 0:38:33.960 No, it's great. You guys have a great reach, so 0:38:34.239 --> 0:38:37.439 I should feel you should be very, very very proud 0:38:37.440 --> 0:38:37.640 of it. 0:38:37.840 --> 0:38:40.880 She that's so nice. Thank What is it about Mitchell's 0:38:40.880 --> 0:38:45.640 and just being real? Step we're just legends. I've never 0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:47.760 met a Mitch I didn't like, and that is true. 0:38:48.080 --> 0:38:51.440 I've only met like one or two straight people caught Mitchell. 0:38:51.480 --> 0:38:52.040 They're all gay. 0:38:52.120 --> 0:38:53.000 Yeah, that's so true. 0:38:53.120 --> 0:38:53.800 Case in point. 0:38:54.840 --> 0:38:55.520 I wonder what it is. 0:38:55.560 --> 0:38:57.640 If they're not gay, they're just not gay yet if 0:38:57.640 --> 0:38:58.760 they named Mitchell haven't. 0:38:58.560 --> 0:39:02.359 Listened to our episode for long enough. Mitch, you look 0:39:02.360 --> 0:39:04.359 after yourself, Okay, we'll send you out a prize, General 0:39:04.360 --> 0:39:08.239 will send you. Yes, Yeah, thank you, buddy. H we 0:39:08.239 --> 0:39:09.279 all los guys. 0:39:09.520 --> 0:39:11.400 Yea god bless. I loved that. I can't believe I 0:39:11.400 --> 0:39:12.000 thought it was straight. 0:39:12.040 --> 0:39:14.319 Whoops, now I can see how you got to that. 0:39:14.480 --> 0:39:15.279 Yeah, yeah, I can. 0:39:15.440 --> 0:39:15.880 Definitely. 0:39:16.040 --> 0:39:18.240 By the way, did he say have a great week? 0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:19.520 Because I said did? 0:39:19.520 --> 0:39:20.120 Oh, you too? 0:39:20.440 --> 0:39:22.319 But then I realized, wait, maybe he said you guys 0:39:22.360 --> 0:39:24.319 have great reach. That's what I thought he said, talking 0:39:24.320 --> 0:39:26.239 about being podcasters and connecting with them. 0:39:26.320 --> 0:39:28.280 Oh no, he said reach. You guys have good reach. 0:39:28.400 --> 0:39:31.160 And then for me, the fuckhead just went did you too? 0:39:32.080 --> 0:39:35.520 I thought he said wheat you guys have great wheat? 0:39:35.640 --> 0:39:39.360 No week? No, yeah, you too, while he was complaining 0:39:39.400 --> 0:39:42.839 about not being able to live paycheck to paycheck, you too, cover, 0:39:44.040 --> 0:39:46.520 We're all fucked. I realized my error as soon as 0:39:46.520 --> 0:39:46.880 I said it. 0:39:47.320 --> 0:39:47.719 You know. 0:39:49.480 --> 0:39:50.080 Now quickly. 0:39:50.120 --> 0:39:52.800 We need to let you know about our Talkback Tings episode, 0:39:52.800 --> 0:39:56.399 the Talkback Tings Live episode which we did last year, 0:39:57.400 --> 0:39:59.920 where the whole episode is completely live. You can watch 0:40:00.040 --> 0:40:01.600 and on Facebook, so you're gonna have to join our 0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:04.080 Facebook group if you want to see the live stream. 0:40:04.120 --> 0:40:09.280 The group is called Endurant Idiots. Yes, write this down, idiot, yeap? 0:40:09.400 --> 0:40:10.080 You ready for this? 0:40:10.200 --> 0:40:12.440 Yes? Everyone, we get a pen and paper out. 0:40:12.480 --> 0:40:14.600 Talk Back Things Live episode where you can ring in 0:40:14.640 --> 0:40:16.839 and be part of the show like a talkback radio show. 0:40:17.160 --> 0:40:20.120 August twelve. It's a Saturday afternoon once again, much like 0:40:20.200 --> 0:40:25.759 last year. So August twelve, five pm Sydney time, it's 0:40:25.840 --> 0:40:30.200 denounced five pm Gosford time, five pm Newcastle time. 0:40:30.560 --> 0:40:33.799 It's all the same, okay, five pm Taboo time. 0:40:34.239 --> 0:40:34.680 Lock it in. 0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:37.400 So it's kind of like what we just did. You 0:40:37.400 --> 0:40:38.959 can call in that is it just you? But also 0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:41.520 the whole episode. If we're talking doing our is it 0:40:41.560 --> 0:40:44.680 just me and you think no, fuck, they're completely wrong. 0:40:44.680 --> 0:40:46.279 I'm going to ring in and tell them. I'm going 0:40:46.360 --> 0:40:48.120 to give my two cents and what they're talking about? 0:40:48.160 --> 0:40:48.680 The phone lines? 0:40:48.719 --> 0:40:49.600 Will we open the whole time? 0:40:49.640 --> 0:40:52.279 It is our show live. You can call in and 0:40:52.280 --> 0:40:54.200 we don't really have any topics. We just take calls 0:40:54.200 --> 0:40:56.799 the whole show. Yeah, it is our second annual event 0:40:56.800 --> 0:40:59.040 that we do all third annual event. Can heal? 0:40:59.200 --> 0:41:00.160 Can we order food? 0:41:00.719 --> 0:41:06.000 I think we now alas time on the live stream, yes, 0:41:06.080 --> 0:41:06.880 I don't see why not? 0:41:07.200 --> 0:41:09.000 Ah fun, we can put it on the business too, 0:41:09.520 --> 0:41:10.600 the Kido on the. 0:41:10.640 --> 0:41:11.880 Kiddio to see that. 0:41:11.960 --> 0:41:14.399 Tony and Ryan they did a fucking fifty six hour 0:41:14.440 --> 0:41:16.839 live stream for their podcast I did. I don't reckon 0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:17.760 we'd have it in us will. 0:41:17.640 --> 0:41:20.000 Be no I pass away at twelve hours. 0:41:20.080 --> 0:41:21.880 Yeah, I reckon I could do it. I'd be up 0:41:21.920 --> 0:41:24.000 for the challenge. But I reckon just trying to convince 0:41:24.040 --> 0:41:25.120 you you would not agree to it. 0:41:25.120 --> 0:41:26.600 Ever, I need my eight hours. I need to do 0:41:26.600 --> 0:41:29.600 my Apple Watch sleep tracking. It would not work. Wait 0:41:29.640 --> 0:41:30.600 did they sleep for it? 0:41:31.120 --> 0:41:31.400 Oh? 0:41:31.440 --> 0:41:31.759 They did. 0:41:31.800 --> 0:41:33.879 Like challenges and stuff to earn, like an hour sleep 0:41:33.960 --> 0:41:34.279 or whatever. 0:41:35.000 --> 0:41:36.279 I'm not doing that will work our way. 0:41:36.320 --> 0:41:39.160 YEA talk back tings live is more than enough for us. Baby, Saturday, 0:41:39.200 --> 0:41:40.440 August twelve, five pm. 0:41:40.600 --> 0:41:43.080 Put it in your catch idiots. So exciting. 0:41:45.880 --> 0:41:49.240 Now, speaking of our Facebook group, we got a post 0:41:49.360 --> 0:41:53.520 and indurant idiots recently from Amber and she wants to 0:41:53.560 --> 0:41:57.960 know Mitchell your stance on something because she's been listening 0:41:58.000 --> 0:41:59.680 back to the archives things we've said in the early 0:41:59.680 --> 0:42:02.320 episodes and she's noticed that you've contradicted to yourself. 0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:04.960 Right, Well, that's not hard for me to do. I 0:42:05.080 --> 0:42:05.839 do it every day. 0:42:06.000 --> 0:42:07.799 And she wants you to set the records straight. How 0:42:07.840 --> 0:42:10.719 do you feel now? So back in episode forty four. 0:42:10.800 --> 0:42:12.960 Fuck that was years ago? I know, right? 0:42:13.040 --> 0:42:13.279 Really? 0:42:13.360 --> 0:42:15.160 So this is what you said? Is it just me 0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:15.640 that week? 0:42:15.719 --> 0:42:16.040 Okay? 0:42:17.360 --> 0:42:17.799 Just me. 0:42:19.800 --> 0:42:20.920 Barbecue chickens. 0:42:21.000 --> 0:42:26.520 Shit, I've never gotten the fuck with that. 0:42:26.600 --> 0:42:33.000 There's nothing enjoyable about a dry, bloody, hormone ridden barbecue chook. 0:42:33.080 --> 0:42:36.840 They're so dry, and I never understand why that's people's 0:42:36.920 --> 0:42:38.560 go to. Like Mum will be like, oh, let's just 0:42:38.719 --> 0:42:41.120 you know, feeling lazy. I just get a barbecue chickens 0:42:41.120 --> 0:42:42.879 and bread rolls, And I'm like, well, I'll just go. 0:42:42.840 --> 0:42:44.719 To office works and get a sheet of cardboard and 0:42:45.080 --> 0:42:46.959 chuck it on some mayo and a white roll better. 0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:49.759 I fucking right? 0:42:49.920 --> 0:42:52.680 Yeah, right, So you had a very fucking firm opinion 0:42:52.680 --> 0:42:55.160 about barbecue chickens from the supermarket, right, Like. 0:42:55.160 --> 0:42:56.919 Clearly had a Baroca that morning as well. 0:42:57.000 --> 0:43:00.239 Yeah. And then in episode one hundred and seven, which 0:43:00.280 --> 0:43:02.719 is like, shit, there's a gap between those episodes. That's 0:43:02.880 --> 0:43:06.279 sixty three episodes later to be Precia. Yeah, that was 0:43:06.320 --> 0:43:08.520 one of our pigwek episodes. We all brought a plate 0:43:09.280 --> 0:43:11.000 and this is what happened. This is what you rocked 0:43:11.080 --> 0:43:13.680 up with. What did you bring, Cheery, what's your contribution? 0:43:15.040 --> 0:43:15.600 Barbecue? 0:43:15.640 --> 0:43:20.640 Chuok? Oh my god, don't flap A whole lot supermarket 0:43:20.880 --> 0:43:24.120 chicken and there's stuffing on your open just get that off. 0:43:24.760 --> 0:43:26.400 I went to Cole's and I thought, I'm going to 0:43:26.440 --> 0:43:27.759 get a bachelor's handbag. 0:43:27.920 --> 0:43:30.120 Oh God, is there anything to eat it with? Or 0:43:30.160 --> 0:43:30.839 is it just the chook? 0:43:30.960 --> 0:43:32.680 God gave you two hands for a reason. 0:43:33.640 --> 0:43:34.640 Do you have napkins? 0:43:34.760 --> 0:43:36.280 No? None? Okay? 0:43:36.440 --> 0:43:36.680 Yeah. 0:43:36.920 --> 0:43:38.960 So all of a sudden, you're in favor of the 0:43:38.960 --> 0:43:41.719 barbecue chicken. So Amber writes in the group, I need 0:43:41.760 --> 0:43:43.760 to know once and for all, what is Cherry's stance 0:43:43.760 --> 0:43:44.719 on the barbecue chook. 0:43:44.840 --> 0:43:45.240 Yeah. 0:43:45.760 --> 0:43:47.439 I've just done some digging on Amber and I found 0:43:47.440 --> 0:43:49.480 some racist tweets from two thousand and three, So I 0:43:49.480 --> 0:43:52.520 want to ask if she's changed. I just changed my opinion. 0:43:53.080 --> 0:43:55.840 When I in forty episode forty four, I would have 0:43:55.880 --> 0:43:57.759 been young, maybe just fresh out at home. It was 0:43:57.760 --> 0:43:59.600 probably a snob. I was probably just fresh out at 0:43:59.600 --> 0:44:01.319 home cook my meals, and I would have thought I'm 0:44:01.320 --> 0:44:03.880 beyond a barbecue chicken. Now I'm an adult that has 0:44:03.920 --> 0:44:05.400 lived out of home for a long time and have 0:44:05.480 --> 0:44:08.880 realized that sometimes a barbecue chicken is dinner, and I 0:44:09.040 --> 0:44:11.000 am for a barbecue chook. Yes. 0:44:11.280 --> 0:44:14.440 But also what I picked up from that is the 0:44:14.680 --> 0:44:17.359 in the early days, we hated the barbecue chicken when 0:44:17.360 --> 0:44:19.520 it's on a bread roll or like with a bloody 0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:22.440 coal slaw or something, Whereas when you just showed up 0:44:22.440 --> 0:44:25.080 for Pigwik with a whole barbecue chicken, a nude chook, 0:44:25.400 --> 0:44:27.880 nothing else to go with it. I'm like, yes, I 0:44:27.920 --> 0:44:29.520 think I agree with you. I can fuck with a 0:44:29.560 --> 0:44:31.440 barbecue chook on its own, but I hate it on 0:44:31.440 --> 0:44:31.920 a bread roll. 0:44:31.960 --> 0:44:34.520 That's actually a good point. So there's something about picking 0:44:34.520 --> 0:44:37.160 at a barbecue chicken. Get me crispy little giblets. Yeah, 0:44:37.160 --> 0:44:37.600 it's nice. 0:44:37.760 --> 0:44:39.360 Yeah, the stuffing, yeah, I mate. 0:44:39.120 --> 0:44:41.520 But the dry white breast meat on a white roll 0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:42.719 nothing worse. 0:44:42.840 --> 0:44:44.640 Especially when you're out in the sun having a fucking 0:44:44.640 --> 0:44:47.839 picnic and someone I agree now you And so we 0:44:47.840 --> 0:44:50.600 were thinking, God, this must happen a lot. Because we've 0:44:50.680 --> 0:44:54.080 had one hundred and fifty one episodes of this podcast 0:44:54.200 --> 0:44:56.759 nearly four years running. There's got to be stuff that 0:44:56.800 --> 0:44:59.439 we've said in the early days that we don't stand by. 0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:01.359 How many shows have there been? 0:45:01.680 --> 0:45:02.640 This is one hundred and fifty one? 0:45:02.719 --> 0:45:05.279 Can you do the math Jenner? One fifty one? There's 0:45:05.320 --> 0:45:08.400 two gems on each show, yep, so do the math Jenner? 0:45:08.400 --> 0:45:09.160 How many igyms. 0:45:09.200 --> 0:45:11.040 Have there been one hundred and fifty one times too? 0:45:11.280 --> 0:45:13.360 Yeah? Wow, I really could have done that in my 0:45:13.360 --> 0:45:16.360 head three three hundred and two plus guests, there'd be 0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:19.040 like three hundred and fifteen, three hundred and twenty gems 0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:20.240 that we've done over. 0:45:20.040 --> 0:45:24.200 The years, exactly. And so we're digging through the archives 0:45:24.320 --> 0:45:27.520 to see where we're at with former opinions, and you've 0:45:27.520 --> 0:45:29.080 come up with a come over it? 0:45:29.320 --> 0:45:31.000 Now? Are you ready for a Jenner? I'm right okay, 0:45:31.040 --> 0:45:32.359 Oh I can get an actual drum roll? 0:45:32.480 --> 0:45:32.879 All right? 0:45:33.160 --> 0:45:33.520 Sorry? 0:45:33.560 --> 0:45:33.960 Wrong one? 0:45:34.239 --> 0:45:39.080 Sorry, sorry, sorry, I don't know why that was ready? 0:45:41.800 --> 0:45:45.719 Is it just me? Caps? We're recapping? How is it 0:45:45.800 --> 0:45:47.319 just me? Do you like? It? Hit me? While I 0:45:47.360 --> 0:45:49.160 was walking? I called me. She's like, I'm at Billarts. 0:45:49.200 --> 0:45:50.560 I'm like, is it just me? 0:45:50.760 --> 0:45:52.759 Cap? You know what it could have been? Is it 0:45:52.880 --> 0:45:53.759 just me? Visit? 0:45:54.480 --> 0:45:54.600 Oh? 0:45:54.680 --> 0:45:56.879 Yeah, it's then like a revisit but me CAP's work? 0:45:59.000 --> 0:46:01.960 Is it just me? Whewind I think I like that? 0:46:02.040 --> 0:46:03.160 Now I don't because it's real. 0:46:03.560 --> 0:46:05.880 It's just me Wine me whined. 0:46:06.360 --> 0:46:07.040 I like that. 0:46:07.040 --> 0:46:12.080 That sounds like you're baby talking something. Yeah, give me wine. 0:46:12.160 --> 0:46:13.440 So we're sicking with me Caps. 0:46:13.640 --> 0:46:15.200 I like me. Caps all right, so we've got a 0:46:15.200 --> 0:46:16.800 whole bunch of our older gents that we're going to 0:46:16.840 --> 0:46:18.240 see if we still stand by. 0:46:18.280 --> 0:46:20.000 And so let's go back to episode four. This is 0:46:20.000 --> 0:46:20.560 one of mine. 0:46:20.680 --> 0:46:25.320 Wow, is introducing your date to your mates the most 0:46:25.440 --> 0:46:26.520 daunting thing ever? 0:46:27.160 --> 0:46:27.520 Agree more? 0:46:27.560 --> 0:46:29.560 I've only gone through this recently. As you know, I'm 0:46:29.560 --> 0:46:31.680 seeing someone at the moment and he says to me, 0:46:32.200 --> 0:46:34.800 I'd really like to meet your friends, And I thought, 0:46:34.840 --> 0:46:38.440 oh shit, because the last time this happened that I 0:46:38.480 --> 0:46:41.080 introduced this guy I was seeing to my friends and 0:46:41.160 --> 0:46:42.520 I never saw him again. 0:46:42.880 --> 0:46:43.879 I didn't get to know this guy. 0:46:44.680 --> 0:46:46.799 I only introduced him to two of my friends. We're 0:46:46.840 --> 0:46:49.280 just too bizarre for some people to process. But anyway, 0:46:49.320 --> 0:46:51.719 I agreed for this to happen. We rock up to 0:46:51.760 --> 0:46:53.600 the house, I've got some friends waiting. I like, you 0:46:53.800 --> 0:46:56.000 be on your best friaking behavior. 0:46:55.719 --> 0:46:57.000 To the friends. Yes, yep. 0:46:57.080 --> 0:46:59.960 I was like, if you repulse another man, I'm gonna 0:47:00.080 --> 0:47:02.239 have to make some rearrangements when it comes to my 0:47:02.280 --> 0:47:05.800 friend's circle. Oh no, I don't stand by that anymore. 0:47:05.880 --> 0:47:06.360 Oh really? 0:47:06.520 --> 0:47:09.920 Oh as if you should be embarrassed about your friends, 0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:12.600 so true to the person that you're trying to fuck 0:47:12.680 --> 0:47:14.840 or whatever I reckon At the time, I was that 0:47:15.000 --> 0:47:17.960 desperate that even if the guy might not have been 0:47:17.960 --> 0:47:19.640 a good fit, I was just like, Oh, I just 0:47:19.640 --> 0:47:21.719 need to make this work. Someone's interested in me. It's 0:47:21.719 --> 0:47:24.480 a miracle. Even if he hates my friends, which these days, 0:47:24.600 --> 0:47:26.520 if they hated my friends, I'd be like, fuck. 0:47:26.320 --> 0:47:28.880 Off, you're done. Yeah, of course. Wow. 0:47:29.120 --> 0:47:31.239 I wasn't nervous to introduced Seawan to my friends. I 0:47:31.280 --> 0:47:33.240 was like, you get what you get, you don't get upset. 0:47:33.320 --> 0:47:36.960 Yeah, totally. That shows that you've matured in the yin. 0:47:37.960 --> 0:47:40.960 I wonder if i'd be anxious introducing a new partner 0:47:40.960 --> 0:47:41.600 to friends. 0:47:43.400 --> 0:47:46.400 Well, it depends because I used to be nervous, and 0:47:46.440 --> 0:47:48.520 like I said, it's because I didn't want to repulse 0:47:48.560 --> 0:47:51.000 the person I was dating. And I'm like the fact 0:47:51.040 --> 0:47:53.920 that I thought my friends were repulsive and might repulse someone, 0:47:53.920 --> 0:47:56.480 that's a red flag. Whereas now I'm like, my friend's 0:47:56.520 --> 0:47:58.640 a fan fucking tastic. If you don't like them, there's 0:47:58.680 --> 0:48:00.480 something wrong with you, dickare off. 0:48:00.680 --> 0:48:02.799 Yeah, I think I'd be a little anxious, but for 0:48:03.000 --> 0:48:04.919 my issues, not because of my friends. It's not because 0:48:04.920 --> 0:48:05.400 of my friends. 0:48:06.239 --> 0:48:08.359 It was like, fine, when I introduced Seawan, he fit 0:48:08.440 --> 0:48:10.560 in seamlessly, so that was thank god he did. 0:48:10.760 --> 0:48:12.520 He did, he really did. Yeah, we love Sean. 0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:14.919 Now next one, this is another one from you. Let's 0:48:15.000 --> 0:48:16.960 see what the update is here. This is back in 0:48:17.000 --> 0:48:17.800 episode thirty. 0:48:18.560 --> 0:48:22.680 Is inappropriate to ask someone to be a sperm donor 0:48:22.760 --> 0:48:28.720 in the middle of a global pandemic? Janet, don't you laugh? 0:48:29.520 --> 0:48:32.920 You might need some of my spunk one day because 0:48:33.000 --> 0:48:35.399 a lovely gay couple that I know asked me if 0:48:35.400 --> 0:48:37.960 i'd be their sperm donor. Oh my god, I forget 0:48:37.960 --> 0:48:38.480 this happened. 0:48:38.480 --> 0:48:42.800 And how is little Madison? How's she doing? Did she 0:48:42.840 --> 0:48:43.840 get over that colic? 0:48:44.840 --> 0:48:48.480 I didn't have a child. They aren't friended me on 0:48:48.480 --> 0:48:51.680 Facebook because I said no, I said no. Wow. Also 0:48:51.719 --> 0:48:53.680 the context on Maddie and I'll do the full truth. 0:48:53.719 --> 0:48:57.279 They weren't my fucking friends. I met this girl at 0:48:57.320 --> 0:48:59.359 a Kiss event and she was a Kiss fan. That's right. 0:48:59.400 --> 0:49:01.120 They were sort of listeners slash fan. 0:49:01.239 --> 0:49:01.359 Yes. 0:49:01.880 --> 0:49:03.640 Yeah, it was a bit of a weird ask. 0:49:03.719 --> 0:49:06.160 Very bizarre, and I said no. So she unfriended me 0:49:06.200 --> 0:49:09.239 on Facebook and I haven't spoken to her since. My 0:49:09.320 --> 0:49:11.840 stands no, my stands is I would donate sperm. I 0:49:11.840 --> 0:49:13.359 think it was the same at the time to someone 0:49:13.360 --> 0:49:15.000 that I love and someone that I know, and Jenna, 0:49:15.040 --> 0:49:16.040 the offer still stands. 0:49:16.440 --> 0:49:18.200 If you need a spunk, if you need my. 0:49:18.239 --> 0:49:21.359 Spun, you bring in your own tupperware. By all right, 0:49:21.400 --> 0:49:24.839 this isn't a fucking bank and give me yeah these days, 0:49:24.840 --> 0:49:27.799 give me two not much going on, and then I 0:49:27.840 --> 0:49:29.200 will give you plenty. 0:49:29.440 --> 0:49:30.399 Thank you so much. 0:49:30.600 --> 0:49:32.440 That doesn't change, No, it doesn't change at all. 0:49:32.600 --> 0:49:34.320 Right, now, let's hear another one of mine. This is 0:49:34.360 --> 0:49:37.840 from episode forty five. Just sad movies never make you 0:49:37.920 --> 0:49:39.520 cry usually. 0:49:39.840 --> 0:49:42.560 Oh so it depends on the movie that I'm I 0:49:42.680 --> 0:49:44.320 sort of lean towards the crier. 0:49:45.200 --> 0:49:47.920 Well, no matter how sad the movie, even the saddest 0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:50.160 movies I've seen in my life ones that's ring to 0:49:50.160 --> 0:49:53.600 mind obviously. You know Titanic, right, yea cretic dog fault 0:49:53.680 --> 0:49:56.000 in our Stars. Very sad, it was all, Yeah, it 0:49:56.120 --> 0:49:59.120 was very sad. I just kind of like carried it 0:49:59.120 --> 0:50:04.239 around internally, actually shared a single tear. Oh okay, I've 0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:05.920 become a bit of a cry these days. 0:50:06.040 --> 0:50:09.120 I was going to say, because you're on your antidepressants. 0:50:09.120 --> 0:50:10.480 Then was that suppressing? 0:50:10.600 --> 0:50:12.200 Actually, maybe you're right. 0:50:12.480 --> 0:50:13.480 Is it kind of numbs? 0:50:13.800 --> 0:50:14.000 Yes? 0:50:14.239 --> 0:50:14.680 It does. 0:50:14.719 --> 0:50:16.960 Actually, that's a good point. I hadn't considered that that 0:50:17.040 --> 0:50:19.319 would explain why I've become more of a crier these 0:50:19.400 --> 0:50:22.600 days because I cried during fucking Titanic. 0:50:22.680 --> 0:50:24.160 Funnily enough recently, all. 0:50:24.000 --> 0:50:26.239 That checks out. God, yeah, especially given all the sub 0:50:26.280 --> 0:50:27.680 of it, all the recent sub drama. 0:50:27.800 --> 0:50:28.560 No, it was before that. 0:50:28.680 --> 0:50:29.240 Oh gosh. 0:50:29.440 --> 0:50:30.960 There was a few friends of mine that had never 0:50:30.960 --> 0:50:32.680 seen it, so we had a Titanic movie night. I 0:50:32.680 --> 0:50:36.120 wanted to see their reaction to watching Titanic. Pe Yeah, 0:50:36.160 --> 0:50:39.400 I've seen this movie hundreds of times, possibly never cried, 0:50:39.840 --> 0:50:43.000 and this time I just like had a cheeky, dignified 0:50:43.120 --> 0:50:45.560 tear on the couch. My friends didn't notice I was crying, 0:50:45.600 --> 0:50:47.799 Thank God. I don't know why I was crying this time. 0:50:47.880 --> 0:50:48.560 That's gross. 0:50:48.600 --> 0:50:50.520 I don't know if it was because, like, maybe the 0:50:50.560 --> 0:50:54.000 relationship storyline hits different now that I'm in a relationship, 0:50:54.640 --> 0:50:56.560 or maybe it's just because I was a bit tired 0:50:56.600 --> 0:50:59.280 and tipsy. I'm very prone to tired and tipsy tears. 0:50:59.360 --> 0:51:01.759 I've got to say, it's quite embarrassing if I'm just 0:51:01.800 --> 0:51:04.439 that little bit tired, little bit tipsy, anything, anything could 0:51:04.440 --> 0:51:05.160 set me off. 0:51:05.000 --> 0:51:06.359 So you have changed your cry now? 0:51:06.520 --> 0:51:07.840 Yeah, do you know what happened recently? 0:51:07.840 --> 0:51:10.680 An example of the tired tipsy tears, which is so 0:51:10.719 --> 0:51:13.440 embarrassing because like, once I start, it's very hard to stop. 0:51:13.880 --> 0:51:15.520 One little thing will set me off, and then it's 0:51:15.560 --> 0:51:18.040 like all this suppressed crying just comes out, and I'm like, 0:51:18.080 --> 0:51:20.160 I'm not even crying about what set me off anymore. 0:51:20.200 --> 0:51:25.040 But like, oh, when I went with my friends back 0:51:25.040 --> 0:51:26.799 to Bogenngate, I took a bunch of people back to 0:51:27.040 --> 0:51:30.400 my childhood home. And do you remember how I adopted 0:51:30.440 --> 0:51:33.000 those two dogs for my parents and they were a 0:51:33.040 --> 0:51:36.359 mother and daughter dogs. And then unfortunately the daughter dog 0:51:36.480 --> 0:51:38.880 got bitten by a snake and then so now only 0:51:38.920 --> 0:51:40.880 the mummy dog is alive. And I was given the 0:51:40.920 --> 0:51:42.719 mummy dog a pat and I was like, hi, mearly, 0:51:43.080 --> 0:51:45.319 bearing in mind I was tired and tipsy, and I 0:51:45.360 --> 0:51:45.560 was like. 0:51:45.600 --> 0:51:47.480 Hi, sweetie, how are you? Oh? 0:51:47.680 --> 0:51:50.480 You miss your little baby, don't you? And then I 0:51:50.560 --> 0:51:52.880 just looked into her eyes and I burst into tears. 0:51:54.200 --> 0:51:54.920 And we're around the. 0:51:54.840 --> 0:51:56.759 Bonfire having a gorgeous time. My friends are like, what 0:51:56.800 --> 0:51:59.440 the fuck was butch pulling his eyes out what happened? 0:51:59.719 --> 0:52:02.719 And I'm kind of They're like, yeah, I don't know. 0:52:02.800 --> 0:52:04.520 Just once I start crying, I can't stop. 0:52:04.560 --> 0:52:06.200 It's the fire. 0:52:06.520 --> 0:52:08.720 It almost feels good though, like when you start crying. 0:52:08.719 --> 0:52:10.239 I'm like, yeah, I'll let it happen. 0:52:10.320 --> 0:52:10.400 Oh. 0:52:10.960 --> 0:52:13.279 Completely, I've cried more this year than I have in 0:52:13.320 --> 0:52:15.440 my entire fucking life. If you're good to get a. 0:52:15.360 --> 0:52:18.560 Good, good cry out that fucking sob. How good. 0:52:18.680 --> 0:52:21.360 I've never cried into a pillow before, and I recently 0:52:21.360 --> 0:52:22.720 have and it's fantastic. 0:52:22.960 --> 0:52:25.560 Oh I need next time I'm tired and tipsy, Hopefully 0:52:25.600 --> 0:52:28.440 something sets me off that sounds delight crying into. 0:52:28.239 --> 0:52:29.640 A po oh yeah and sob. 0:52:29.840 --> 0:52:30.280 Oh. 0:52:30.320 --> 0:52:31.600 It's been a while, but you know I'm more of 0:52:31.640 --> 0:52:32.520 a cry these days. 0:52:32.560 --> 0:52:33.680 Okay, good, good update? 0:52:33.800 --> 0:52:37.640 Yeap, that has changed, Yes, definitely. This is something you 0:52:37.719 --> 0:52:39.160 said back in episode nineteen. 0:52:39.719 --> 0:52:42.560 Do you never clean your legs? 0:52:43.200 --> 0:52:44.880 Oh that's a good point. Actually. 0:52:45.040 --> 0:52:46.759 I was in the shower this morning and I was 0:52:46.800 --> 0:52:49.160 cleaning my whole body, and I thought done, and then 0:52:49.160 --> 0:52:51.160 I looked down. I thought, hold on a second, I 0:52:51.160 --> 0:52:53.799 haven't even touched my legs, and I never do. 0:52:54.160 --> 0:52:56.200 I just hope to go the soap trickles down there. 0:52:56.239 --> 0:52:57.960 Well, I think I kind of. Sometimes I put the 0:52:58.360 --> 0:53:00.640 heel of my foot in the drain, so then it 0:53:00.680 --> 0:53:02.840 sort of fills up past my ankle and it just 0:53:02.880 --> 0:53:04.759 wade in the water like it's a jungle, and it 0:53:04.800 --> 0:53:07.680 sort of splashes up against my thighs and sort of 0:53:07.719 --> 0:53:09.640 like a baby in a little baby pool, you know 0:53:09.680 --> 0:53:13.120 what I mean, A big old baby. Jesus Christ. 0:53:13.280 --> 0:53:15.439 That description didn't make sense at the time. It doesn't 0:53:15.440 --> 0:53:16.160 make sense to me now. 0:53:17.000 --> 0:53:19.279 I'm still struggling to picture that baby boy. 0:53:19.400 --> 0:53:21.799 But the point is, do you neglect to wash your legs? Still? 0:53:21.880 --> 0:53:24.080 Isn't it funny that you bring this up because I 0:53:24.200 --> 0:53:26.760 washed my legs today in the shower, and I actually 0:53:26.800 --> 0:53:28.680 made the mental note. I made a point of A yeah, 0:53:28.680 --> 0:53:30.040 I made a point of washing my legs. Just not 0:53:30.120 --> 0:53:32.640 got a loof for now. And I seriously this morning 0:53:32.719 --> 0:53:33.880 washed my legs. I had no idea you were going 0:53:33.920 --> 0:53:37.560 to play that I washed my legs more than I did. 0:53:37.640 --> 0:53:39.719 But it's not a daily It's like a I do 0:53:39.760 --> 0:53:42.359 it on the day that I exfoliate my face. It's 0:53:42.400 --> 0:53:43.560 a Monday, Wednesday, Friday. 0:53:43.600 --> 0:53:46.240 I love a good leg exfoliate. Oh, then they feel 0:53:46.280 --> 0:53:49.960 gorgeous afterwards. When I was at the markets in Darwin, 0:53:50.080 --> 0:53:53.480 I got these gorgeous exfoliating rocks. Yes, and you just 0:53:53.719 --> 0:53:55.319 rub them on you and it's so good. They're made 0:53:55.360 --> 0:54:00.360 out of They made out of timothy shell clay clay 0:54:00.440 --> 0:54:03.319 rocks that exfoliate your legs and stuff. Oh, I love it. 0:54:03.360 --> 0:54:06.040 I'm a big legwasher these days. So I've definitely changed 0:54:06.040 --> 0:54:06.719 my opinion on that. 0:54:06.800 --> 0:54:08.839 Add that to the list of things better than drugs 0:54:08.880 --> 0:54:10.600 and dick. A good exfoliated leg. 0:54:10.560 --> 0:54:14.319 Yes, and it'xfoliated inner thigh. God, so good, that's where 0:54:14.320 --> 0:54:15.320 it gets and smooth. 0:54:15.440 --> 0:54:18.040 I have changed yep. So I've changed since that episode. 0:54:17.760 --> 0:54:20.160 Beautiful all right? Well, anyone else who wants to let 0:54:20.239 --> 0:54:22.440 us know something that you want to follow up on, 0:54:22.480 --> 0:54:24.160 because I know that some people listen back to old 0:54:24.160 --> 0:54:27.840 episodes occasionally and you might think, whatever happened to that, Yeah, 0:54:27.840 --> 0:54:31.279 whatever happened, let us know and we'll we'll Is it 0:54:31.400 --> 0:54:32.240 just me Cap? 0:54:32.600 --> 0:54:33.120 Yeah? 0:54:33.360 --> 0:54:35.319 I was gonna say, is it just me Wine because 0:54:35.320 --> 0:54:36.080 that makes sense to me. 0:54:36.200 --> 0:54:39.400 No, I like me Cap because also, if there was 0:54:39.440 --> 0:54:42.560 a really opinionated take that one of us had bring 0:54:42.600 --> 0:54:44.960 that to see if we still stand by that opinion. 0:54:45.239 --> 0:54:46.799 This is one more from me, by the way, this 0:54:46.880 --> 0:54:48.880 is something I said in literally our very first episode. 0:54:48.920 --> 0:54:51.080 Oh my god, Okay, actually I've gotten. 0:54:51.000 --> 0:54:54.720 So obsessive with my like weight and like my goals 0:54:54.719 --> 0:54:56.200 at the gym, at the moment that I was like, 0:54:56.480 --> 0:54:58.400 you know what I need? I need a tape measure 0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:00.160 with me on all time, just to make sure my 0:55:00.200 --> 0:55:00.920 waist is the right. 0:55:00.960 --> 0:55:07.319 You have it with you. It's so small, it's like 0:55:07.320 --> 0:55:08.200 a little pocket watch. 0:55:08.280 --> 0:55:14.520 Yeah, God, redacted, I don't stand by that canceled these days. 0:55:14.560 --> 0:55:15.359 It is not good. 0:55:15.560 --> 0:55:17.880 What the fuck was wrong with me for not only 0:55:17.920 --> 0:55:21.000 carrying around to tape measure to measure my waist, but 0:55:21.040 --> 0:55:24.640 also then broadcasting that and inadvertently encouraging that that's fun. 0:55:24.760 --> 0:55:26.120 Seriously, that's terrible. 0:55:26.120 --> 0:55:27.120 I can't believe I said that. 0:55:27.200 --> 0:55:29.879 Let's get a me cap of Jenna from show two going. 0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:30.560 Is it just me? 0:55:30.880 --> 0:55:34.719 Or does anyone else throw up after every meal? What 0:55:34.760 --> 0:55:37.400 were we doing in the early days? We were Fuck. 0:55:37.920 --> 0:55:39.880 Even the fact that I used to talk about dying 0:55:39.960 --> 0:55:41.719 and all that shit, I just I don't like to 0:55:41.719 --> 0:55:44.239 go there anymore, because you know how, you know how 0:55:44.360 --> 0:55:47.240 Chrisy's one's obviously lost a lot of weights. I remember 0:55:47.280 --> 0:55:50.080 her saying recently that she just doesn't because people will 0:55:50.120 --> 0:55:52.120 ask her in interview it's like, oh, how did you 0:55:52.160 --> 0:55:54.040 lose mate, whatever, and she just said, nah, I don't 0:55:54.040 --> 0:55:55.960 want to talk about it because over the years, when 0:55:55.960 --> 0:55:57.879 I heard other people talk about losing weight, it made 0:55:57.880 --> 0:56:00.000 me feel like shit. So I don't want to contrue 0:56:00.280 --> 0:56:00.480 to that. 0:56:00.560 --> 0:56:02.080 And I was like, yeah, good cool. 0:56:02.440 --> 0:56:03.080 I like that. 0:56:03.200 --> 0:56:05.600 Even before, when you were mentioning that I've lost right now. 0:56:05.520 --> 0:56:08.120 I was like, oh, I don't want to make it 0:56:08.160 --> 0:56:08.480 a thing. 0:56:08.800 --> 0:56:11.360 I agree. It shouldn't be celebrated in the way that 0:56:11.400 --> 0:56:14.720 we used to celebrate it. I mean like society like you'll. 0:56:14.560 --> 0:56:17.040 Never fucking catch me posting it before and after photo 0:56:17.080 --> 0:56:18.800 like I would have been twenty and sixteen. 0:56:18.920 --> 0:56:20.359 No, look how much mony I've longed. 0:56:20.400 --> 0:56:22.080 No, but I think what is okay? Because you and 0:56:22.080 --> 0:56:23.560 I both run a bit of a health kick at 0:56:23.560 --> 0:56:26.200 the moment, like a health and fitness journey. I think, 0:56:26.920 --> 0:56:29.680 and my angle is that I feel so much better mentally, 0:56:30.160 --> 0:56:32.160 like it's help you through this fuck time. I feel better. 0:56:32.160 --> 0:56:34.400 I don't feel a sluggish that is I think okay, 0:56:34.440 --> 0:56:35.040 to talk about it. 0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:36.600 Oh totally, I agree with that, but. 0:56:36.560 --> 0:56:38.360 I mean measuring your fucking inches loss. 0:56:38.520 --> 0:56:41.520 Ah, it's so embarrassing that that is out there. Is 0:56:41.560 --> 0:56:43.479 it wrong to go and edit that episode? Just cut 0:56:43.520 --> 0:56:45.319 that out? I can't wait for this actually know I 0:56:45.320 --> 0:56:47.680 can't edit it out because that that launched a whole 0:56:47.880 --> 0:56:50.400 arc that we did. Remember because that tape measure was 0:56:50.440 --> 0:56:52.719 thirty nine cents or something, and then we're trying to 0:56:52.760 --> 0:56:54.440 find something even cheaper online. 0:56:54.480 --> 0:56:58.520 Oh my god, you got like a diffuser for the car. 0:56:58.680 --> 0:56:59.960 For like eleven cents or something. 0:57:00.120 --> 0:57:04.640 Yeah. Yeah, someone messaged us this week because you across TEAMU. 0:57:05.400 --> 0:57:06.399 I've heard about it. 0:57:06.400 --> 0:57:08.640 It's a new app or it's a new website that's 0:57:08.680 --> 0:57:12.719 like everything's ridiculously cheap. And someone said, remember when the 0:57:12.719 --> 0:57:14.920 Boys had that Cheapest Present challenge? 0:57:15.000 --> 0:57:17.360 Yeah, that's what it was. The stupid tape measure that 0:57:17.400 --> 0:57:19.480 I used to measure my waist with what started all that? 0:57:19.520 --> 0:57:20.960 They shared the boy? They said the boy should do 0:57:20.960 --> 0:57:22.760 it on so maybe we look into that will come 0:57:22.840 --> 0:57:24.320 in the next couple of weeks. It's on me during 0:57:24.360 --> 0:57:25.400 Idiot's Facebook page. 0:57:25.440 --> 0:57:26.400 We should do that again. 0:57:26.560 --> 0:57:28.680 Just no toxic diet culture attached to. 0:57:28.640 --> 0:57:32.520 It, toxic diet culture. Hang on with my. 0:57:34.160 --> 0:57:39.960 Out of tune ready, it's held to big diet culture. 0:57:41.360 --> 0:57:47.080 Jens up for every meal? Not anymore, not since twenty 0:57:47.160 --> 0:57:56.840 twelve at least, just have Is it just me? The 0:57:56.960 --> 0:58:00.200 rude shocks of young adults food? All right? Do you 0:58:00.240 --> 0:58:02.880 know I have moved home with my parents, Mum and Dad, 0:58:03.880 --> 0:58:08.840 Michelle and Mark, bless them. I'm in the Casa Detury. Yes, 0:58:09.040 --> 0:58:13.200 Mitch has appeared and come to visit me in Cronulla. 0:58:13.440 --> 0:58:14.880 I did pop in and you know how you just 0:58:14.960 --> 0:58:16.800 mentioned that we're on a bit of a health kick 0:58:16.840 --> 0:58:20.200 at the moment. Yes, Oh my god. I don't know 0:58:20.240 --> 0:58:22.959 how you survive the commute from work to your place, 0:58:23.000 --> 0:58:27.480 because there was about twelve fucking McDonald's during that drive. Wow, 0:58:27.640 --> 0:58:29.960 I've never seen that many McDonald's in quick succession. 0:58:30.080 --> 0:58:32.040 And they're the ones that are so easy to get into. 0:58:32.200 --> 0:58:33.600 And how there's like ones you have to stop at 0:58:33.600 --> 0:58:35.120 a set of lights, turn left, go in to the drive, 0:58:35.200 --> 0:58:39.680 who come back, go through lights. I'm so sorry. It's 0:58:39.720 --> 0:58:42.400 the tea Do you need a lot? And I'm all right, 0:58:42.440 --> 0:58:44.440 I'm alright, it's a tea bag. These are the ones 0:58:44.480 --> 0:58:47.680 that you can just drive in, smooth drive through, smooth out. 0:58:47.680 --> 0:58:50.040 There's no stopping, like, there's such easy matchers. 0:58:50.080 --> 0:58:52.520 And I can just imagine there'd be nights where I'd 0:58:52.560 --> 0:58:55.600 be driving home and I'd go, oh, fuck, should I 0:58:55.640 --> 0:58:58.040 pull in and get a strawberry Sunday? And then I go, no, no, 0:58:58.040 --> 0:58:59.959 I won't. I won't. And then I see the second 0:59:00.040 --> 0:59:02.160 back and then I go, I'll barger it up, bloody 0:59:02.200 --> 0:59:03.160 will I'll get one. 0:59:03.240 --> 0:59:05.680 It's a sign now I have. 0:59:06.080 --> 0:59:06.280 Yeah. 0:59:06.320 --> 0:59:08.440 No, I'm on a bit of a health and wellness journey. 0:59:08.440 --> 0:59:10.400 I've got a personal trainer. Blah blah blah. It's boring. 0:59:11.400 --> 0:59:13.520 I do. I do. He's very nice. I think I'm 0:59:13.520 --> 0:59:15.520 straight though. He's like, oh, yes, you've just been through 0:59:15.520 --> 0:59:17.360 a breakoff. I'm like, yeah, did you leave her? Or 0:59:17.360 --> 0:59:19.240 did she leave you? I was like, what don't we 0:59:19.320 --> 0:59:21.480 focus on on the kettle bells? 0:59:21.520 --> 0:59:21.880 Please? 0:59:22.280 --> 0:59:24.600 Anyway, So you're back at home, You're two weeks living 0:59:24.600 --> 0:59:25.439 with mum and dad again. 0:59:25.520 --> 0:59:26.880 How are you liking it? Are they doing your head in? 0:59:26.960 --> 0:59:28.800 Yet? They know they're not doing my head and they 0:59:28.840 --> 0:59:30.800 never could like I I do. Are my parents and 0:59:30.800 --> 0:59:32.680 they're so My mom and dad are so good at 0:59:32.680 --> 0:59:35.920 this time in anyone's life. Yeah, they're so good at 0:59:35.920 --> 0:59:38.840 being classic parents. Like if there was a sitcom about 0:59:38.840 --> 0:59:41.040 an Ossie family, it'd be my my family, my mum 0:59:41.120 --> 0:59:41.439 and dad. 0:59:41.520 --> 0:59:44.240 Yeah, packed to the Cheeries, truly, totally feasible. 0:59:44.360 --> 0:59:46.480 Truly I did. I packed and went to the cheer. 0:59:47.280 --> 0:59:49.840 All my furnitures in the garage, and like my mom 0:59:49.880 --> 0:59:52.120 can barely fit a station wagon in because it's got 0:59:52.160 --> 0:59:54.520 on my furniture and my boots is in it. But 0:59:55.000 --> 0:59:59.040 I'm loving just slotting back into my parents' life because like, 0:59:59.080 --> 1:00:00.920 I've been gone for four years and now they have 1:00:00.960 --> 1:00:03.200 all these routines that I wasn't a part of. 1:00:03.680 --> 1:00:03.720 What. 1:00:04.040 --> 1:00:07.360 So Mum watches every whatever fucking night it's on, watches 1:00:07.400 --> 1:00:08.040 Home and Away? 1:00:08.400 --> 1:00:09.400 Oh that is every night? 1:00:09.600 --> 1:00:11.200 Is it? Every night? She watches Home and Away? But 1:00:11.240 --> 1:00:14.960 she she doesn't know how to watch like catch up TV. 1:00:15.760 --> 1:00:18.440 So it starts at say seven point thirty yea. So 1:00:18.480 --> 1:00:21.320 she'll be cooking dinner, She'll run to the foxtail box, 1:00:21.560 --> 1:00:25.200 She'll pause it and then continue to cook dinner, eat dinner, 1:00:25.560 --> 1:00:28.520 clean up. Then then after a meal, I go, I'm 1:00:28.520 --> 1:00:30.720 probably gonna go downstairs to bed. Mum goes come watch 1:00:30.920 --> 1:00:31.600 Home and Away. 1:00:31.760 --> 1:00:33.840 You can also record on foxtail phone. 1:00:33.840 --> 1:00:37.000 Oh, I said all these things to her. We sit 1:00:37.040 --> 1:00:39.160 on the couch, she plays it, and then we watch 1:00:39.160 --> 1:00:40.120 it with the ads. 1:00:41.040 --> 1:00:42.640 Was she not a home and away girl when you 1:00:42.680 --> 1:00:43.040 live there? 1:00:43.120 --> 1:00:44.240 Never hated Home and Away? 1:00:44.280 --> 1:00:44.440 Oh? 1:00:44.560 --> 1:00:44.880 Really? 1:00:45.040 --> 1:00:45.280 Wow? 1:00:45.800 --> 1:00:48.720 She must be really fucking born being an almost empty nester. 1:00:48.880 --> 1:00:50.160 I know what she is when hour we're bad. 1:00:50.280 --> 1:00:52.320 Also very much into home and Away now. 1:00:52.200 --> 1:00:54.919 And mum knows them all. This is Chris Hemsworth's cousin, 1:00:56.360 --> 1:00:58.560 and you can hear his voice. He sounds like Chris. Oh, 1:00:58.640 --> 1:01:01.840 they're about to introduce the newer beach boy terrible actor. 1:01:02.320 --> 1:01:04.480 And she just sits there and ridicules these Home and 1:01:04.480 --> 1:01:07.600 Away actors, And then she goes down that you should 1:01:07.640 --> 1:01:09.360 be on a show. Light this mom, I can't have 1:01:09.400 --> 1:01:10.920 this discussion every night. I'm not going to be on 1:01:11.000 --> 1:01:11.600 Home and Away. 1:01:11.800 --> 1:01:13.520 Did she baby a lot or did it still have 1:01:13.560 --> 1:01:14.520 a bit of independence? 1:01:15.360 --> 1:01:18.080 No? She does. The first week was like, yeah, she 1:01:18.160 --> 1:01:20.720 does my washing still. 1:01:21.080 --> 1:01:23.680 Yeah, I wouldn't sneeze at that opportunity. I do enjoy washing, 1:01:23.680 --> 1:01:25.080 but if someone else wants to do it, fucking go 1:01:25.160 --> 1:01:26.480 for Babs. Knock yourself out. 1:01:26.520 --> 1:01:28.240 That's what I say again. Mom will happily do it. 1:01:28.280 --> 1:01:30.400 I wear the same black shirt and shorts every day 1:01:30.480 --> 1:01:33.440 in a pair of black socks, But she happily does 1:01:33.480 --> 1:01:35.560 it and then hangs it out. But like, I'm contributing, 1:01:35.600 --> 1:01:37.000 I'm paying for a house clean. 1:01:36.760 --> 1:01:38.280 Every two weeks, paying. 1:01:38.840 --> 1:01:41.120 Yeah, I pay for a cleaner to come. 1:01:41.800 --> 1:01:44.480 Really, you can't just pull your weight and fucking pick 1:01:44.520 --> 1:01:45.160 up a chucks. 1:01:45.280 --> 1:01:48.720 I'm not cleaning that house. It's a two story shier home. 1:01:49.560 --> 1:01:52.240 Yeah, I will say. When you say that you've moved 1:01:52.240 --> 1:01:55.200 back home now, people might picture like, oh, you're all 1:01:55.200 --> 1:01:57.400 living in the same house, sharing the same lounging, but 1:01:57.440 --> 1:02:01.360 you've got your own private quarters round floor. If you 1:02:01.400 --> 1:02:04.200 go downstairs, you've got your own loundroom, your own bathroom, 1:02:04.200 --> 1:02:06.280 your own fucking bedroom. And I'm like, I don't know 1:02:06.320 --> 1:02:09.480 why you're worried about hooking up or fucking at your parents' house. 1:02:09.480 --> 1:02:12.160 There's no way they'll hear it. It's so excluded from 1:02:12.160 --> 1:02:15.040 the rest of the house it is. I wasn't worried 1:02:15.080 --> 1:02:17.280 about that, you were last time. 1:02:19.000 --> 1:02:21.120 I'm not worried about it anymore. And I've tried and 1:02:21.120 --> 1:02:24.040 it hasn't worked. Shia grinder is horrific. You try, It's 1:02:24.040 --> 1:02:26.520 like uber eats in fucking Burke Like there is not 1:02:26.720 --> 1:02:31.040 there's nothing there. I'm like, let me download this and 1:02:31.080 --> 1:02:31.960 see what's going on. 1:02:32.720 --> 1:02:36.280 Really horrific. That can't be true. There'd be other gays 1:02:36.280 --> 1:02:36.640 in the. 1:02:37.160 --> 1:02:39.640 Discreet none of them want to. Other of them want 1:02:39.680 --> 1:02:40.400 to show their. 1:02:40.240 --> 1:02:42.600 Face what they're all like, married straight men and stuff. 1:02:42.720 --> 1:02:46.760 D L Dad looking for sun I emoji. 1:02:47.360 --> 1:02:49.840 So you haven't had the opportunity to pork in your parents' 1:02:49.840 --> 1:02:50.280 house yet? 1:02:50.360 --> 1:02:52.280 No, I haven't. I haven't. And also I don't feel 1:02:52.280 --> 1:02:55.320 like I'm there yet. I don't too sad, I don't 1:02:55.360 --> 1:02:57.560 want so I don't want to. But yeah, I haven't 1:02:57.760 --> 1:03:00.320 had the opportunity yet in my bedroom. But it is 1:03:00.360 --> 1:03:02.960 odd being in my childhood bedroom. My little sister's next door, 1:03:03.000 --> 1:03:04.800 Like she'll come in and knock on my door and go, 1:03:04.840 --> 1:03:05.920 do you mind turning it? Oh? 1:03:05.960 --> 1:03:06.760 She's back at home. 1:03:06.920 --> 1:03:10.880 She's she never left. Oh right, little Rachel twenty three. 1:03:11.400 --> 1:03:13.400 She'd be spewing that she has to now share her 1:03:13.480 --> 1:03:15.800 quarters with her brother. She's been having it to herself 1:03:15.800 --> 1:03:16.320 all this time. 1:03:16.400 --> 1:03:18.720 She had to empty your skincare cabtain outside. I could 1:03:18.840 --> 1:03:20.680 have my side of the skincare cabinet. 1:03:21.000 --> 1:03:22.320 There's a skincare cabinet. 1:03:22.360 --> 1:03:24.320 Yeah, well for my retinoles and whatnot, you know. And 1:03:24.400 --> 1:03:26.800 now I'm single, gott to look my best, So I've 1:03:26.800 --> 1:03:30.000 pissed off Rachel. Then there's Dad, who is so sweet. 1:03:30.000 --> 1:03:32.160 He'll come down every night and he'll bring me because 1:03:32.240 --> 1:03:34.440 Dad loves self help and he listens to podcasts. 1:03:34.440 --> 1:03:36.280 Fuck, here we go. What does he bring you? He'll no, 1:03:36.480 --> 1:03:39.040 don't tell me, don't even tell me. He brings like 1:03:39.040 --> 1:03:40.840 a business card with a quote on it. 1:03:41.600 --> 1:03:43.560 He sends those to me on Instagram every day. Ah, 1:03:43.960 --> 1:03:44.560 it's a quote. 1:03:44.680 --> 1:03:45.200 I knew it. 1:03:45.560 --> 1:03:46.800 Inspirational message. 1:03:46.920 --> 1:03:50.160 No, he's got me books, self help books, and he'll 1:03:50.160 --> 1:03:52.200 send me podcasts and he'll go, mate, listen to this 1:03:52.240 --> 1:03:53.400 and this is how you help, and this is how 1:03:53.400 --> 1:03:55.800 you learn your attachment styles. And I've got six books 1:03:55.800 --> 1:03:57.080 from Dad in two weeks. 1:03:57.400 --> 1:03:59.800 I don't even know what attachment styles means. To be fair, 1:03:59.800 --> 1:04:01.440 you've mentioned it a few times. What do I need 1:04:01.480 --> 1:04:01.640 to know? 1:04:01.760 --> 1:04:05.120 It's so interesting? Avoidant, anxious or. 1:04:05.040 --> 1:04:05.840 What do they all mean? 1:04:06.200 --> 1:04:09.680 I'm still reading the book. I'm not quite sure the 1:04:09.680 --> 1:04:11.560 book I'm reading. By the way, is attached. 1:04:14.440 --> 1:04:19.480 Anyone thought an email Dylan below the book is attached. 1:04:19.640 --> 1:04:21.440 It's called attached, and then. 1:04:21.360 --> 1:04:23.720 I have to write back politely sorry you haven't actually 1:04:23.760 --> 1:04:26.080 attached anything. I think you forgot to attach it. 1:04:26.800 --> 1:04:29.680 But anyway, it's very important to learning about how you 1:04:29.720 --> 1:04:32.600 act and who you are in a relationship. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. 1:04:33.080 --> 1:04:35.240 I'm on the self help train thanks to Dad. Mum 1:04:35.280 --> 1:04:37.880 discovered what PREP was and had the most awkward conversation 1:04:38.000 --> 1:04:41.640 with me. You've ever heard like the anti HIV AIDS drug. 1:04:41.720 --> 1:04:44.120 Yeah, I know what a PREP is. Yeah, never taken 1:04:44.160 --> 1:04:45.320 it in my life, but I'm across it. 1:04:45.440 --> 1:04:48.240 Well, nor have I now I'm single. Mum was like, oh, 1:04:48.320 --> 1:04:49.760 we were having a cup of tea. TV was on. 1:04:49.800 --> 1:04:52.120 I don't think Ricky Martin came out. Ricky Martin. He's 1:04:52.160 --> 1:04:56.240 good looking, he is he there's this drug that I've 1:04:56.240 --> 1:04:59.520 heard about. I'm like, wow, terrible seguey. You know there's 1:04:59.520 --> 1:05:01.480 this wonder It's a wonder drug. There is. It's a 1:05:01.480 --> 1:05:04.600 wonder drug that I've heard about for your for at 1:05:04.600 --> 1:05:06.360 the L, for the L and the GB, the beach, 1:05:07.000 --> 1:05:10.560 for the whole community, all the gang. Yes, I've heard 1:05:10.560 --> 1:05:13.360 that all the yeah, all that. Yeah, queiz. She was 1:05:13.360 --> 1:05:17.160 like the quez queiz, the fair and height. It's Celsius. 1:05:18.280 --> 1:05:20.000 It's a it's a one daily drug and you can 1:05:20.000 --> 1:05:24.480 take it if you partake in Uh, well, you know 1:05:24.640 --> 1:05:26.520 not normal. It's not normal because what you do is normal. 1:05:26.680 --> 1:05:29.280 It's anal sex. I'm like, yeah, Marmy beaten around the 1:05:29.320 --> 1:05:31.280 bush and she's like, well you don't normally have bush, 1:05:31.280 --> 1:05:33.280 do you? Guys like to like, does she want you 1:05:33.360 --> 1:05:35.840 on prep? She was just offering that she was worried 1:05:35.840 --> 1:05:37.000 about AIDS. 1:05:36.600 --> 1:05:38.760 And You're like, thank fuck for you, Michelle. I've been 1:05:38.760 --> 1:05:40.960 looking for this information everywhere. How else would I have 1:05:41.040 --> 1:05:42.360 learned about prep if not for you? 1:05:42.480 --> 1:05:44.680 She was talking to me as if I was Freddie Mercury. 1:05:45.280 --> 1:05:48.000 I'm like, Mum, no, maybe she wants you to get 1:05:48.000 --> 1:05:48.880 back out there. 1:05:48.760 --> 1:05:52.080 Potentially potentially get on PREP mate. Have fun been a 1:05:52.080 --> 1:05:54.680 sad sap. I haven't made that decision yet, but the 1:05:54.720 --> 1:05:57.600 way she's like, I'll send you a link. She text 1:05:57.640 --> 1:06:00.480 me a link from Mayo Clinic. It's just Prep clinic. 1:06:00.520 --> 1:06:01.320 I'm like, thanks, Mum. 1:06:01.520 --> 1:06:04.480 I feel like if you went on PREP because you 1:06:04.520 --> 1:06:06.840 don't like being ripped off, you would feel compelled to 1:06:06.920 --> 1:06:08.800 fuck more. And you're like, I'm on this drunk and 1:06:08.840 --> 1:06:11.880 I'm not even having unsafe sex protecting myself from nothing. 1:06:11.880 --> 1:06:14.720 I've got to get banged from my back, so to speak. 1:06:14.800 --> 1:06:17.160 It's also not like it is good for you. It's amazing, 1:06:17.200 --> 1:06:19.120 but it's heavy on your system. You've got to get 1:06:19.120 --> 1:06:21.880 regular blood tests every three months in order to get 1:06:21.880 --> 1:06:24.640 the next dose. So, yeah, you're exactly right. I'll be like, 1:06:24.640 --> 1:06:26.280 I want to fucking, I want to I want. 1:06:26.160 --> 1:06:29.280 To fuck to make all this admitt work. 1:06:30.080 --> 1:06:33.400 Yes, But long story shot, I'm enjoying living home with 1:06:33.440 --> 1:06:34.960 my parents. You know what it's good for. And if 1:06:34.960 --> 1:06:36.600 you've gone through a breakup and you have this option, 1:06:37.040 --> 1:06:39.200 or you can live with other people, go and do it. 1:06:39.240 --> 1:06:42.920 Because coming home to an empty house and the triggers 1:06:42.960 --> 1:06:46.240 and the reminders of what is gone hits you. But 1:06:46.400 --> 1:06:48.480 to come home to a home with other people, people 1:06:48.520 --> 1:06:50.080 that love you, and even for someone to go you 1:06:50.120 --> 1:06:52.240 want a cup of tea, Come watch home and away, 1:06:52.560 --> 1:06:55.880 you know, come learn about this life saving gay medication 1:06:56.000 --> 1:06:58.280 that you've known about for a while. It just takes 1:06:58.320 --> 1:07:00.280 your brain out of the doom and gloom, and it's 1:07:00.320 --> 1:07:02.560 the best thing that I've done okay, yeah, the best thing. 1:07:02.800 --> 1:07:05.400 It's working well, it's okay. Also, I need to remind 1:07:05.440 --> 1:07:07.760 myself that this next couple of months is for that, 1:07:08.120 --> 1:07:10.800 for healing, for the cups of tea. I plan to 1:07:10.840 --> 1:07:13.000 be out by October, November December. 1:07:13.360 --> 1:07:16.400 Sotober November December. When do I have to nag? 1:07:16.600 --> 1:07:18.480 End of year? End of year? I reckon, If I 1:07:18.520 --> 1:07:22.600 haven't sent you domain property listings come November, then put 1:07:22.600 --> 1:07:25.640 a rocket up. Me happy longer. I don't want to 1:07:25.640 --> 1:07:28.000 be there longer. But I'm doing beach walks every day. 1:07:28.640 --> 1:07:30.440 Oh my god. I know all the kavoodles on the 1:07:30.520 --> 1:07:34.280 Coronella Esplanade, I know all the cafes. It's great. I'm happy. 1:07:34.360 --> 1:07:37.400 You know. The weird situation that I'm in is you're 1:07:37.440 --> 1:07:39.480 at that point in a breakup where it's been like, 1:07:39.520 --> 1:07:41.760 what twelve weeks now it's been three months. 1:07:41.680 --> 1:07:42.080 That's it. 1:07:42.400 --> 1:07:44.840 Yeah, but it's that awkward point in a breakup where 1:07:44.840 --> 1:07:47.560 you're I still have very low days and I feel 1:07:47.560 --> 1:07:50.400 so sad and awful, but your friends kind of I'm 1:07:50.400 --> 1:07:52.720 not pinning this on YouTube, but people sort of stop asking, 1:07:53.000 --> 1:07:55.080 and then they stop they assume me you'll be better 1:07:55.240 --> 1:07:57.000 so that I feel guilty. I'm like, fuck, I should 1:07:57.000 --> 1:07:59.000 be so much better by this point. But then you go, 1:07:59.080 --> 1:08:00.800 it's only been twelve weeks. But then you go, wait, 1:08:00.880 --> 1:08:03.000 it's been twelve weeks. Much bredder. 1:08:03.360 --> 1:08:07.120 Oh, it's such as no, should, don't around the words 1:08:07.160 --> 1:08:08.040 should should? 1:08:08.240 --> 1:08:10.360 I know, but you just think like you're what you 1:08:10.360 --> 1:08:12.360 see TikTok, and it's like, here's how I healed from 1:08:12.360 --> 1:08:13.320 my ex. 1:08:13.120 --> 1:08:17.679 After two months, you're like, raiseet, bitch, seriousnessy play. 1:08:17.840 --> 1:08:19.800 Yes. So if you're going through a breakup and you're 1:08:19.800 --> 1:08:23.120 at that awkward point, like when you're still struggling, I'm 1:08:23.120 --> 1:08:24.240 thinking of ya, I'm with ya. 1:08:24.720 --> 1:08:25.920 Yeah, it'll take time. 1:08:26.200 --> 1:08:28.880 Sad, isn't it. Also when you're like a public couple, 1:08:29.200 --> 1:08:32.040 everyone people are discovering it. I'm still getting messages like 1:08:32.080 --> 1:08:35.960 I've just heard the news. That's shocking. Imagine Maddy McCann's 1:08:36.000 --> 1:08:40.080 parents getting messages now I've just heard the news. That'd 1:08:40.080 --> 1:08:43.519 be shocking. Yes, not saying that my breakup five years 1:08:43.560 --> 1:08:46.400 is anything like what went down at prior to Loge, however, 1:08:47.479 --> 1:08:48.160 just an example. 1:08:48.240 --> 1:08:50.640 Yes, well, I'm good, I'm glad you've enjoying being back 1:08:50.680 --> 1:08:52.600 at home with mummy. And dad, gorgeous. 1:08:53.360 --> 1:08:54.880 You've got a long commutey heaw do you we better 1:08:54.880 --> 1:08:55.760 get out of here, let's go. 1:08:55.840 --> 1:08:57.559 I just want to ask you just listened in the light. 1:08:57.880 --> 1:08:59.960 Are you wearing Timothy shallow makeup? 1:09:02.320 --> 1:09:06.040 No, I'm not wearing makeup that glistens, just this gorgeous 1:09:06.120 --> 1:09:07.920 hydrating Timothy Shall spray. 1:09:10.040 --> 1:09:13.880 Yeah, of course, of course. All right on that note, 1:09:13.960 --> 1:09:16.320 let's go, Thank yous. 1:09:16.800 --> 1:09:20.519 What just landed on the route? What is that Santa 1:09:20.600 --> 1:09:21.840 and his Timothy shall sleigh? 1:09:23.520 --> 1:09:26.360 It might be, it could be. Leave us five stars 1:09:26.360 --> 1:09:27.920 if you could please. A whole bunch of new fresh 1:09:27.960 --> 1:09:30.040 reviews came through while we were on break all lovely 1:09:30.080 --> 1:09:33.280 and yeah, we very nice. We'll see you in a week. 1:09:33.320 --> 1:09:33.960 Thank you for listening. 1:09:34.040 --> 1:09:36.320 Everyone, Hey, jump on the scales. I want to see 1:09:36.320 --> 1:09:37.759 how much to Timothy Shall. 1:09:39.120 --> 1:09:41.519 We killed that out with your show. We don't do that, 1:09:41.680 --> 1:09:45.200 all right, see you everyone, have a great Timothy Shallader 1:09:46.600 --> 1:09:50.559 is it just me podcast by a couple of miches. 1:09:50.920 --> 1:10:01.920 Make sure you've get to follow on your podcast. 1:10:03.200 --> 1:10:05.960 Welcome to add brief. This is our secret segment. 1:10:05.720 --> 1:10:06.960 On the game. We pretend to it's done and then 1:10:06.960 --> 1:10:07.559 we keep talking. 1:10:07.840 --> 1:10:09.320 Yeah, we continue what we power on. 1:10:09.800 --> 1:10:14.040 Yeah, sure, we don't stab Yeah, yeah, don't stop them. 1:10:14.080 --> 1:10:17.320 It's all work. No, Timothy shall play none, none at all. 1:10:19.360 --> 1:10:21.200 There's not much that you can do with that name 1:10:21.200 --> 1:10:22.519 because you need the shell in there. 1:10:22.640 --> 1:10:23.080 Yeah. 1:10:23.200 --> 1:10:25.720 Well you know what they say, Timothy Shall say. 1:10:26.160 --> 1:10:30.320 You know that Timothy Soushay. Where there's a will, there's 1:10:30.360 --> 1:10:31.360 a Timothy Shall way. 1:10:31.640 --> 1:10:34.360 Yep, nicely done. 1:10:34.439 --> 1:10:36.800 Thanks, Oh should we split it? 1:10:36.960 --> 1:10:39.519 I'm happy to Timothy Shall pay. 1:10:40.360 --> 1:10:42.559 Do you think people at this point snap their phone 1:10:42.560 --> 1:10:42.920 in half? 1:10:43.640 --> 1:10:43.920 Huh? 1:10:44.000 --> 1:10:46.519 Just this? This is so shit this show. Why did 1:10:46.600 --> 1:10:48.160 they get to this point? They go, I'm going to 1:10:48.240 --> 1:10:49.040 drive off a cliff? 1:10:50.320 --> 1:10:52.000 I hope not, but do why? 1:10:52.320 --> 1:10:54.960 Yeah, it's a real energy change. Fuck, we were peppy 1:10:54.960 --> 1:10:56.080 in those early episodes. 1:10:56.479 --> 1:10:59.320 Oh, I found it a little bit annoying. Were more relaxed. 1:11:00.160 --> 1:11:05.800 Barbecue chicken shit. Also, I know. 1:11:05.960 --> 1:11:07.800 Also, I can't help but notice that I had quite 1:11:07.840 --> 1:11:09.360 a fucking hefty weeds laugh on me? 1:11:09.400 --> 1:11:11.880 Then you did you reckon? The fucking vapes has ruined it? 1:11:12.120 --> 1:11:14.040 Oh, definitely, Like I'm more short of breath all those 1:11:14.120 --> 1:11:15.760 years of vapor and it's maybe more short of breath. 1:11:15.760 --> 1:11:19.160 I can't weeze your back mine was shocking, and then 1:11:19.200 --> 1:11:21.479 we had to stop coughing fit chicken, and then when good. 1:11:21.520 --> 1:11:23.800 Now it's bad again because I swallowed that fucking tea bag. 1:11:24.520 --> 1:11:25.479 I used to do that a lot. 1:11:25.520 --> 1:11:29.720 It's like, yeah you did, anyway? Are we all good otherwise? 1:11:30.640 --> 1:11:33.240 Oh no, there's no need to head off. You're more 1:11:33.280 --> 1:11:34.920 than welcome to Timothy Shall stay. 1:11:35.920 --> 1:11:37.719 What are we watching? Is anyone watching? 1:11:38.160 --> 1:11:40.400 The fucking fantastic question? Because I need something new? 1:11:40.520 --> 1:11:43.200 I need something new, recommendation from me? The other two. 1:11:43.520 --> 1:11:48.120 It's on bingeos or Foxtail. So funny, really, I think 1:11:48.160 --> 1:11:50.160 it's in my top five favorite shows ever. It is 1:11:50.560 --> 1:11:54.400 so brilliantly done. The other two premises, here's the cell. 1:11:55.000 --> 1:11:57.679 Two siblings who are like in their late twenties early thirties. 1:11:57.720 --> 1:12:00.559 Their mama's played by Molly Shannon hellajahs, I love her. 1:12:00.960 --> 1:12:03.960 And they've got a younger brother who's about thirteen fourteen anyway. 1:12:04.280 --> 1:12:06.320 The older brother is a struggling actor. The sister works 1:12:06.360 --> 1:12:09.799 in entertainment, and the younger brother blows up and becomes 1:12:09.920 --> 1:12:13.000 an overnight success. Is like a Justin Bieber. Oh dear, 1:12:13.120 --> 1:12:15.479 So there the other two. So their mum becomes his manager. 1:12:15.680 --> 1:12:17.920 Is like managing this son who's like the biggest star 1:12:18.040 --> 1:12:20.400 in the world, and then the other two siblings just 1:12:20.400 --> 1:12:21.960 have to kind of like go along for the ride. 1:12:22.000 --> 1:12:24.360 It's so good, you've got to watch it good. 1:12:25.160 --> 1:12:28.360 I just finished the first season of the Summer I 1:12:28.439 --> 1:12:29.040 Turned Pretty. 1:12:29.560 --> 1:12:32.360 Oh my god, I watched that too, and I hate 1:12:32.400 --> 1:12:33.760 how much I liked it. 1:12:33.760 --> 1:12:35.200 It's quite clearly. 1:12:34.800 --> 1:12:37.000 Skewed to teenage girls, but I was fucking eating it up. 1:12:37.040 --> 1:12:39.800 What's it called Summer Turned Pretty? By the way, Oh 1:12:39.840 --> 1:12:40.720 my god, I love it. 1:12:40.800 --> 1:12:42.639 Who did you say was the mum in that show 1:12:42.680 --> 1:12:43.040 you watched? 1:12:43.080 --> 1:12:43.839 Molly Shannon. 1:12:44.320 --> 1:12:46.880 I can't take Molly Shannon seriously ever since she played 1:12:46.960 --> 1:12:49.640 the American version of cath In Kathin Kim, and they 1:12:49.640 --> 1:12:52.880 did an American version. It was absolutely atrocious. 1:12:53.240 --> 1:12:57.080 The Summer I Turned Pretty? This cast, you two, all 1:12:57.160 --> 1:13:01.480 these kids, they just look like, oh. 1:13:00.640 --> 1:13:03.120 But that's just what I want sometimes, something mindless. I've 1:13:03.160 --> 1:13:06.320 just finished watching All the Five Bedrooms, that fucking Aussie show, 1:13:06.520 --> 1:13:09.439 which is like, fine. I liked it, I enjoyed it, 1:13:09.479 --> 1:13:12.479 but it was just there's nothing too tricky or special happening. 1:13:12.520 --> 1:13:13.000 You know what I mean? 1:13:13.120 --> 1:13:15.080 Yes, I know what you mean. I agree with you 1:13:16.080 --> 1:13:18.240 that I need a good new show. I'm watching drag 1:13:18.320 --> 1:13:21.200 Race at the moment, All Stars season eight shocking. It's 1:13:21.200 --> 1:13:24.400 not good, isn't it. Noah, I'm over it. I've just 1:13:24.439 --> 1:13:25.439 got drag fatigue. 1:13:25.880 --> 1:13:26.120 Yeah. 1:13:26.240 --> 1:13:28.439 I I know a lot of friends that have been 1:13:28.479 --> 1:13:30.560 saying the same thing. Yea, like drag Race used to 1:13:30.600 --> 1:13:33.519 be something they look forward to, but it's just becoming. 1:13:33.560 --> 1:13:35.439 There's so many different spinoffs to keep up with it. 1:13:35.520 --> 1:13:37.320 It's like, oh fuck, it's like a chore. 1:13:37.640 --> 1:13:40.439 The one film I'm excited to see is Barbie. 1:13:40.520 --> 1:13:42.400 Oh I can't wait for barb What is it about 1:13:42.400 --> 1:13:43.720 Barbie that everyone wants to see it? 1:13:43.760 --> 1:13:46.519 Because it's going to be it's like self referential, it's 1:13:46.520 --> 1:13:49.000 self aware. It's not like a Barbie movie, Like Barbie 1:13:49.040 --> 1:13:51.080 paid the rights to a movie company to make it. 1:13:51.080 --> 1:13:53.240 It's kind of like they know that. They're like they're 1:13:53.240 --> 1:13:56.400 in on the joke. That right, they're in on the fact. 1:13:56.400 --> 1:13:58.880 That's a bit meta, it's a bit silly. Yeah, yes, 1:13:59.000 --> 1:14:02.000 I mean Greta Gerwig's I just feel like it's going 1:14:02.080 --> 1:14:04.920 to be bang on. The cast is amazing, so good. 1:14:05.040 --> 1:14:08.320 Oh god, yeah, I'm very excited for I'm so keen. 1:14:08.640 --> 1:14:09.439 I'm so pumped. 1:14:09.600 --> 1:14:12.919 Oh do you remember fucking I can't remember which episode, 1:14:12.920 --> 1:14:16.360 but a while ago we signed that corkscrew from the 1:14:16.360 --> 1:14:17.719 bottle of wine and put it on eBay. 1:14:17.760 --> 1:14:19.599 Yeah. We sold it for like sixty bucks or something. 1:14:19.680 --> 1:14:21.120 Yeah, and then donated to charity. 1:14:21.120 --> 1:14:21.439 Obviously. 1:14:21.520 --> 1:14:23.120 Should we do the same with this ukulele? 1:14:23.320 --> 1:14:26.479 Show me the yuke here? Yeah, let's fucking do it. 1:14:26.760 --> 1:14:31.639 Yeah, famed ukulele from episode one fifty one. Oh see, 1:14:31.640 --> 1:14:32.559 it's gone out of tune again. 1:14:32.560 --> 1:14:33.479 I've got a permanent market. 1:14:33.560 --> 1:14:34.400 Here is that permanent? 1:14:37.240 --> 1:14:40.040 I do staples? You remark, give me the first to 1:14:40.080 --> 1:14:43.240 sign it. You're the you're the artist my back. 1:14:44.560 --> 1:14:48.040 Yeah, all right, it's going to arrive dreadfully out of tune. 1:14:48.920 --> 1:14:50.400 You know how to work eBay and shit right, you 1:14:50.439 --> 1:14:50.920 can list. 1:14:50.920 --> 1:14:53.040 I can list it on my chury one two three 1:14:53.120 --> 1:14:53.919 eBay account. 1:14:54.400 --> 1:14:56.439 What do we I'll bring the box that it came 1:14:56.479 --> 1:14:57.200 in so you can send it. 1:14:57.320 --> 1:15:00.519 Very nice. What are we going to donate the money too? 1:15:01.240 --> 1:15:02.120 It's up to them. 1:15:02.400 --> 1:15:04.880 Oh, it's up to the purchaser. Got it? 1:15:04.960 --> 1:15:05.320 Got it? 1:15:05.920 --> 1:15:08.240 Should I write on the back, like as used in 1:15:08.320 --> 1:15:10.679 episode one fifty one of Is It just Me? The podcast. 1:15:11.080 --> 1:15:12.600 Well done, okay. 1:15:12.320 --> 1:15:13.760 And then just sign it. Then I'll sign it. Then 1:15:13.840 --> 1:15:15.680 General sign it, and Gen will also kiss it. 1:15:17.040 --> 1:15:18.960 I'll fist it. Does that add value? 1:15:19.240 --> 1:15:24.160 Yeah? Sure, office it too, I'll lick it. I don't 1:15:24.800 --> 1:15:25.559 go somewhere. 1:15:25.600 --> 1:15:28.040 You're just spitting it. 1:15:28.040 --> 1:15:29.439 It's been a while since I've had any sort of 1:15:29.520 --> 1:15:31.680 rough and tumble action. I might do it. How big 1:15:31.720 --> 1:15:32.960 is a hole in the center? I might have a go. 1:15:33.640 --> 1:15:34.200 Give it a go. 1:15:34.840 --> 1:15:37.280 It's too small, and for public record, it is huge, 1:15:37.400 --> 1:15:38.759 the size of a CD. Too small? 1:15:39.760 --> 1:15:41.160 Ship my hand runnings? No good? 1:15:41.200 --> 1:15:43.800 Hey, neither is this text? I will add? What is 1:15:43.800 --> 1:15:44.800 there another permanent marker? 1:15:45.000 --> 1:15:45.080 No? 1:15:45.200 --> 1:15:48.479 I just don't have a cash It's an office. 1:15:48.520 --> 1:15:49.240 You'd think they would. 1:15:49.320 --> 1:15:52.559 I've got a gold permanent market. Yes, that's better beautiful. 1:15:52.880 --> 1:15:54.479 Oh no, that that'll blend into the wood. 1:15:55.040 --> 1:15:57.639 Oh fuck, Oh I've got sharpie. 1:15:57.640 --> 1:16:01.200 Wow, I have three about me? Ask for the Oh now, 1:16:01.240 --> 1:16:03.240 look what you've done. You've distracted me, I wrote, as 1:16:03.320 --> 1:16:06.360 heard in episode of I didn't even write the number, mitchure. 1:16:06.439 --> 1:16:09.120 That's your dyslexia, not my fault. Dyslexia. 1:16:09.160 --> 1:16:13.200 I didn't touch it. Just to whoever wants to bid 1:16:13.240 --> 1:16:15.280 on this yuke on eBay will put a link in 1:16:15.320 --> 1:16:18.880 the Facebook group. The misspelling won't rab out, so I'm 1:16:18.880 --> 1:16:24.519 just going to cross that out one fifty one and 1:16:24.560 --> 1:16:27.000 then I'll just cross out the error. Sorry about that. 1:16:27.320 --> 1:16:30.719 It adds character, It adds so much, as Jennejer said, 1:16:31.360 --> 1:16:33.920 and rightly so it adds character rightly. 1:16:33.960 --> 1:16:36.360 So I write twenty twenty three on there as well. 1:16:36.400 --> 1:16:38.360 That's a good idea. Is ever room for us to sign? 1:16:38.400 --> 1:16:40.080 Because my signature is a paragraph? 1:16:40.120 --> 1:16:41.920 I think I figured that we signed the front. 1:16:42.000 --> 1:16:43.799 Oh yeah, good idea? Am I signing? 1:16:44.400 --> 1:16:45.200 Can I sign a first? 1:16:45.479 --> 1:16:47.599 Of course? Of course you've just had plenty of time 1:16:47.640 --> 1:16:47.800 with it. 1:16:48.439 --> 1:16:50.840 Oh fuck me, get off my dick. 1:16:50.920 --> 1:16:52.240 I thought you'd finished by now. 1:16:52.680 --> 1:16:54.439 Well it's a full sentence. 1:16:55.120 --> 1:16:58.960 Okay, sorry it is. It take his like he's writing 1:16:59.000 --> 1:16:59.920 on the Rosetta stone. 1:17:00.080 --> 1:17:00.240 You go. 1:17:00.360 --> 1:17:03.400 You can sign it now, Jenna, thank you? 1:17:03.400 --> 1:17:05.160 Can you pass my other purper markers? I've collected them 1:17:05.160 --> 1:17:06.479 over the years and I don't want Jackie O to 1:17:06.520 --> 1:17:09.160 steal them because we know she's a clepto. Thanks, I 1:17:09.280 --> 1:17:10.439 call that so. Yes. 1:17:10.439 --> 1:17:12.679 The Facebook group will post the link to the ukulele. 1:17:12.760 --> 1:17:15.120 If you want to beat on that, don't go crazy. 1:17:15.400 --> 1:17:17.519 But remember it goes to a charity of your choice. 1:17:17.560 --> 1:17:19.439 All that money goes to a charity. Correct. 1:17:20.680 --> 1:17:22.000 Do you want me to teach you? Were called on 1:17:22.040 --> 1:17:23.040 that U? While it's in your. 1:17:22.920 --> 1:17:24.360 Hands, I can play. I learned the banjo. 1:17:24.439 --> 1:17:26.000 Remember it's not really the same thing. 1:17:26.040 --> 1:17:28.479 Do you still have the banjo? Do you play it? 1:17:29.080 --> 1:17:29.600 Toxic? 1:17:31.200 --> 1:17:34.599 I'll teach you a really easy one. Okay, So the string, 1:17:34.640 --> 1:17:39.960 furthest away from you? The third threat, yep, that's no, 1:17:40.280 --> 1:17:43.920 not on the gold in between. No, the third one, 1:17:45.920 --> 1:17:48.960 the third black space. That's the first one. That's the second, 1:17:49.120 --> 1:17:54.000 that's no, No, no, oh my fucking wandering furthest away 1:17:54.040 --> 1:17:59.040 from you. Stay on that string, third thret. 1:17:57.520 --> 1:17:59.200 I'm not worried about anything. 1:17:59.439 --> 1:18:01.120 That your fingers in the right spot. 1:18:01.240 --> 1:18:02.519 Oh, one, two, three, got it? 1:18:02.600 --> 1:18:05.240 Yes, that's a c No. 1:18:05.400 --> 1:18:06.080 The whole thing. 1:18:07.479 --> 1:18:09.280 Is that he's strum the whole thing. 1:18:09.600 --> 1:18:11.720 Yes, you play the banjo. 1:18:12.720 --> 1:18:16.679 Okay, Mitch Cherry, Jenna Benson, Mitchell Coombs. It's been signed. 1:18:17.960 --> 1:18:19.200 What did we call the song again? 1:18:21.080 --> 1:18:24.200 Maybe write that in cursive down the bottom on the 1:18:24.240 --> 1:18:26.440 back here, Yeah, maybe down the bottom. 1:18:26.200 --> 1:18:28.080 There in quotes because it's a song. 1:18:28.360 --> 1:18:31.560 Yeah, like a nice cursive italic situation. 1:18:32.680 --> 1:18:33.519 You want me to do this? 1:18:33.640 --> 1:18:34.120 Yeah? 1:18:34.240 --> 1:18:38.000 Are you not good at handwriting? All right? I'm I 1:18:38.040 --> 1:18:41.120 mean your handwriting can't be much worse than mine. Doing 1:18:41.120 --> 1:18:43.960 it so loudly, he's really causing a scene with that mark, 1:18:44.360 --> 1:18:44.800 the R. 1:18:44.800 --> 1:18:47.040 And the U so big that I'm going to have 1:18:47.080 --> 1:18:48.080 to start writing down. 1:18:49.040 --> 1:18:51.479 That's fine, that's elegant if the first letter of the 1:18:51.479 --> 1:18:53.320 word is really big and the rest it's a really tiny. 1:18:54.400 --> 1:18:59.960 Oh my god, what are you laughing at? You're not 1:19:00.080 --> 1:19:04.000 capable of talking at the same time. Hello? 1:19:04.600 --> 1:19:06.479 Why are you so slow and loud? 1:19:07.240 --> 1:19:12.240 I can't focus throwing things at me? Stop? My heart 1:19:12.320 --> 1:19:13.040 rate has dropped. 1:19:13.360 --> 1:19:15.000 Now do you understand why it took me so long 1:19:15.000 --> 1:19:16.040 to write what I wrote? 1:19:15.960 --> 1:19:16.520 Yeah? 1:19:16.600 --> 1:19:18.679 There you go show. I want to see the program. 1:19:18.840 --> 1:19:19.479 I want to see. 1:19:21.960 --> 1:19:23.639 That is quite nice. I like that. 1:19:23.760 --> 1:19:26.160 I did not expect that what you express. 1:19:26.320 --> 1:19:28.639 You asked, Whims. It's nice? Is it good? 1:19:28.920 --> 1:19:29.200 Yeah? 1:19:29.320 --> 1:19:31.040 We should take a photo of it and we'll put 1:19:31.080 --> 1:19:33.320 it up. Let me take the photos now because the lightings. 1:19:33.360 --> 1:19:34.400 No, don't do it now. 1:19:34.479 --> 1:19:39.160 We're doing a podcast and you evidently can't multitask can you. 1:19:39.120 --> 1:19:40.439 Post videos to YouTube? 1:19:41.360 --> 1:19:42.439 Why are you putting sort of. 1:19:42.439 --> 1:19:43.280 A question is that. 1:19:46.280 --> 1:19:47.120 I think we should go. 1:19:47.200 --> 1:19:48.559 You've completely lost it. 1:19:48.920 --> 1:19:50.800 Why are we focusing it on YouTube? 1:19:52.000 --> 1:19:55.400 Can you post videos on YouTube that's so damp? 1:19:55.600 --> 1:19:57.080 Can you buy groceries at more words? 1:19:58.280 --> 1:19:59.920 Can I send letters at the post off? 1:20:01.200 --> 1:20:02.599 Can I do a shit in thisss toilet? 1:20:03.360 --> 1:20:05.600 Can we get off the ground in this helicopter. 1:20:06.360 --> 1:20:11.519 I'm gonna post that to you, jitsy and no, we'll pop. 1:20:11.280 --> 1:20:13.639 The link in the Facebook group and during idiots, Yeah, 1:20:13.720 --> 1:20:15.960 I agree, And like we said, don't forget to let 1:20:16.080 --> 1:20:18.720 us know anything that we need to follow up on 1:20:18.960 --> 1:20:20.000 that we need to Is it just me? 1:20:20.160 --> 1:20:22.120 Cap anything we said in the early days. 1:20:21.880 --> 1:20:23.760 Of course, And if you want to leave us a 1:20:23.800 --> 1:20:24.679 review weeks, well fuck. 1:20:24.680 --> 1:20:26.479 Our listeners have better memories than we do. 1:20:27.200 --> 1:20:28.920 Sometimes in the is it just Me group chat, the 1:20:29.040 --> 1:20:31.280 Juran idiots chat, they're just talking about old episodes. 1:20:31.800 --> 1:20:34.160 Have you noticed that now that we've got a group 1:20:34.240 --> 1:20:38.439 chat on Facebook Messenger alongside the Facebook group, have you 1:20:38.560 --> 1:20:41.439 noticed that they don't really welcome us in the group chat. 1:20:41.960 --> 1:20:44.640 It's not for us, it's for them. If I contribute, 1:20:44.960 --> 1:20:46.920 no one replies, They just kind of carry on with 1:20:46.960 --> 1:20:47.640 their conversation. 1:20:48.360 --> 1:20:49.760 I had a down day. The other day, I'm like, 1:20:49.760 --> 1:20:52.080 this will beat me up, you know, And I said, 1:20:52.160 --> 1:20:53.920 Hi everyone, nothing. 1:20:53.760 --> 1:20:57.040 No chat, don't give a fuck about it. Know who 1:20:57.080 --> 1:21:01.040 we are chatting amongst themselves. They really are happy for them. 1:21:01.320 --> 1:21:02.439 Yeah, good on them. 1:21:02.439 --> 1:21:04.760 They're independent. Yeah yeah, but don't bite the hand that 1:21:04.840 --> 1:21:06.320 feed to you. Ow. 1:21:06.400 --> 1:21:07.120 They're biting me. 1:21:07.479 --> 1:21:07.679 Ow. 1:21:08.439 --> 1:21:09.240 Should we bloody go? 1:21:09.360 --> 1:21:10.719 Yeah, let's go. Great show, guys. 1:21:11.920 --> 1:21:14.120 Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least 1:21:14.280 --> 1:21:15.320 three percent better today. 1:21:15.360 --> 1:21:19.599 That's all so so, Jenny, I have a great week 1:21:19.640 --> 1:21:20.880 and we'll see you in seven days. 1:21:20.920 --> 1:21:21.400 Love you all. 1:21:21.479 --> 1:21:24.360 Bye, ba bye. Is It just Me? 1:21:24.960 --> 1:21:27.080 A podcast by a couple of miches. 1:21:27.400 --> 1:21:31.360 Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast