Speaker 1: Is it just really stood by a couple of mitches,
Speaker 1: release yourself for the rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no one says the word turn as an adult.
Speaker 2: Kids would be like can I return? You don't say
Speaker 2: that she as an adult?
Speaker 3: Can I return? In your car?
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: And mitchual cous are you like you?
Speaker 2: We're back? Welcome back long time nights. Actually that's not sure.
Speaker 2: It isn't long time night.
Speaker 3: Say like a short amount of time, nurse.
Speaker 2: I've actually been seeing you outside of the studio. Can
Speaker 2: you believe it?
Speaker 3: I know someone messaged me and they're like, it always
Speaker 3: surprises me when I realized that you two are actual friends.
Speaker 2: Really do they say that?
Speaker 3: Someone know? They said, it's it's lovely to see you
Speaker 3: two socializing outside of the studio, because people only ever
Speaker 3: see us confined to this podcast studio.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there was a good few years there where
Speaker 2: we didn't socialize.
Speaker 3: March literally never.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Ever, and we've socialized more in the last two weeks
Speaker 3: and we're having fucking five years. My god, you've come
Speaker 3: to see me living with my parents. Now, we've been
Speaker 3: on beach walks.
Speaker 2: Well, just the one. To be fair, it was a long.
Speaker 3: Beach walk though, could have gone over two days.
Speaker 2: Oh. When I look at my help thing on the iPhone,
Speaker 2: my steps are the highest on that day.
Speaker 5: I'm like, hey, I'm I ever going to top that?
Speaker 3: Well? Buy me dinner first, fou. Yeah, it's listen. We've
Speaker 3: had a good little break. I've enjoyed it. I was
Speaker 3: well needed this rest price kiper Jennes here of course,
Speaker 3: I'm Jenna. Yeah great, don't sound so overjoyed.
Speaker 5: Hi, I'm here with a gun to my head.
Speaker 3: Jenna's moving house tomorrow.
Speaker 6: It is true. I'm moving.
Speaker 3: Literally, I've just been through it. It's hell on earth. Jenna,
Speaker 3: thanks for that? Is your sponsored or you do? You
Speaker 3: have to do it?
Speaker 6: So I have to do it myself.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 6: I asked if it could be sponsored, and they said,
Speaker 6: you can take fifty dollars off if you can post
Speaker 6: about it.
Speaker 2: Oh, they didn't do a freebie, no for the real
Speaker 2: life who you are exactly.
Speaker 6: So I said, I'll decline this.
Speaker 3: Fifty dollars off plus a social post. What a shit deal.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: I got to say that I'm a bit fucked off
Speaker 2: because both of you moved house recently, and I was
Speaker 2: like an excited, little puppy wagging my tail. I'm like,
Speaker 2: can I help you pack? Can I help you move?
Speaker 2: And both of you declined. I'm quite fucking good at
Speaker 2: it these days. I've moved a bunch of times.
Speaker 3: No, you came over to help me move. But it
Speaker 3: was on Taylor Swift ticket day. So Mitch came over
Speaker 3: with four laptops and an iPad strapped to his fucking head.
Speaker 3: And I was like, Oh, you want to help me
Speaker 3: pack my kitchen. He's like, oh no, they've just released Robe.
Speaker 2: Do not fib you know that's not what happened. I
Speaker 2: rocked up and you said, oh mom, and I pretty
Speaker 2: much packed everything. I was like, that can't be right.
Speaker 2: There's got to be something that I can pack, and
Speaker 2: you're like, no, not really. I was so furious. I
Speaker 2: was looking forward to it. A few of my friends
Speaker 2: have moved recently and I've offered to help and they're
Speaker 2: like na, na. I'm like, what the fuck?
Speaker 3: I think we're different people. Though I'm not going to
Speaker 3: speak for you, Jannet, but I don't want my friends
Speaker 3: helping me pack. It's so personal, and also it's so
Speaker 3: I just want to I want to do it my way,
Speaker 3: I want to know what's in what box. I want
Speaker 3: to label it to a T because when it comes
Speaker 3: to unpacking, I want to know what's in every box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a system, trust me. I'm an active
Speaker 2: service kind of bitch. That's why I like to help
Speaker 2: with these things.
Speaker 3: Well, you did give me the tip when I was
Speaker 3: doing my you could use this gennet. When I was
Speaker 3: emptying my drawers with all my clothes in them, Mitch
Speaker 3: was like, I was just gonna dump them all in
Speaker 3: a box and then tape it up and ship it.
Speaker 3: And then Mitch was like, put them all in garbage bags.
Speaker 3: So I put my undis into garbage bag, my shorts
Speaker 3: in garbage bags, my pants in garbage bags. And then
Speaker 3: when you get home, you just you ride on the bag.
Speaker 3: You just cut it open and put them straight back
Speaker 3: in the drawer.
Speaker 2: I pack everything like, I don't categorize it with like
Speaker 2: electronics blah blah blah. I actually just write on the
Speaker 2: box where it came from, so it'll be like side
Speaker 2: tabletop left, drawer, TV cabinet bottom right, So when I'm unpacking,
Speaker 2: I can just yeat chuck it all back in there.
Speaker 2: Don't even have to think about it seriously.
Speaker 6: That's smart.
Speaker 3: I was very smart. My move was seamless, although I
Speaker 3: had to move from my like my home with obviously
Speaker 3: my X still very weird to say, and then into
Speaker 3: my childhood bedroom. So I had a two story house
Speaker 3: like a three bedroom home, a kitchen full of shit
Speaker 3: collected over the last five years to condense it down
Speaker 3: to my childhood bedroom where I learned to masturbate.
Speaker 2: Okay, the childhood home is hardly pitily and tiny. It's
Speaker 2: quite a spacious home. I think you'll be fine.
Speaker 3: It's a lovely home, but I still learn to masturbate
Speaker 3: it between those walls and it just it's the trauma
Speaker 3: there because I'm there now masturbating nothing else to do,
Speaker 3: and my style has changed.
Speaker 2: It sounds a bit self sabotage because you chose to
Speaker 2: move home and now you're acting like, oh, I've been
Speaker 2: putting through trauma.
Speaker 3: Well I've got some. I've got an update on my
Speaker 3: move home journey. I've got a lot of lovely messages
Speaker 3: from the idiot. So later in the show today, I'll
Speaker 3: tell you how I'm faring with my parents and my
Speaker 3: little sister, because some things have happened. Yeah, talk about that.
Speaker 2: When I go visit my parents' place and I go
Speaker 2: back home for a bit, it's usually like seven days.
Speaker 2: That's when I'm like, okay, that's enough, so you will
Speaker 2: probably find your in the first week, I reckon. After
Speaker 2: a while you're like, oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 2: I'm living at home.
Speaker 3: Well it's two weeks today officially since the move, so
Speaker 3: and we're doing okay, only one argument, but I'll tell
Speaker 3: you about that. I'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: Also a little bit later. We're gonna let you know
Speaker 2: when we're doing our apparently, and you will talk back
Speaker 2: things live and my god, yes, so get your calendars out,
Speaker 2: get your pens ready, and you'll be able to jock
Speaker 2: down the date. We'll let you know the plan.
Speaker 3: And my god, you know, I think we started the
Speaker 3: annual trend, like everyone's doing dry July this year. July.
Speaker 3: I was driving home to work today to do the show,
Speaker 3: and I shit you not, it was do something nice
Speaker 3: for someone July.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of that, neither. I certainly wouldn't practice
Speaker 2: what I preached.
Speaker 3: The billboard driving past Sydney Airport said, be the one
Speaker 3: to take your headphones off and say hello. Hashtag say
Speaker 3: something nice to someone July. That doesn't a roll off
Speaker 3: the time.
Speaker 5: So is it say something nice to someone?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to google, yeah, double check it's say
Speaker 3: something nice.
Speaker 6: I'm not taking my headphones off.
Speaker 3: If someone walked up to you, Jenna and said, pulled
Speaker 3: your headphones off? I screen, yes, you pepper spray them.
Speaker 3: Your knows.
Speaker 2: But after just googled it, it says that Nationals say something
Speaker 2: nice day is June first. So since when it's it's
Speaker 2: July thing, a month of niceties, I've never heard of it.
Speaker 6: They're liars.
Speaker 3: Nationals say something nice day June first.
Speaker 2: You're yeah, so that billboard's a bit out of date.
Speaker 2: My point is, oh, thank god the book. We're down
Speaker 2: for me nice.
Speaker 3: I agree? Fuck you, Jenna, we.
Speaker 2: Missed it again June first.
Speaker 3: Fuck we all have headphones on. We didn't bother taking
Speaker 3: them off. Where it Cauns. We started the annual trend.
Speaker 3: It's our thing. We did it. We did it before
Speaker 3: the Olympics.
Speaker 2: We never even discussed making it annual. But last year
Speaker 2: when we were doing talkback teams live the live stream
Speaker 2: episode where people can call in, you were.
Speaker 5: Like, the first annual I was like, oh, okay, then I.
Speaker 3: Think I said it because saying it out loud it
Speaker 3: sounds so nice. But those words carry a real meaning.
Speaker 3: They do, Like the first annual, I think I did
Speaker 3: a voice as well as to be done.
Speaker 5: What about your childhood bedroom?
Speaker 2: That was where your first annual without the U So
Speaker 2: first anal occurred?
Speaker 3: Oh no it didn't. Oh I didn't. Yeah, no, well
Speaker 3: it's not the first one, but it has happened in
Speaker 3: that room. Yeah, now worries when you brought it up.
Speaker 3: I did get a new Koala mattress, although it hasn't
Speaker 3: been broken in. I haven't used it yet. I mean,
Speaker 3: I've slept on it, but haven't you know?
Speaker 5: What do you mean when you say breaking in? Fucked on?
Speaker 5: Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it hasn't.
Speaker 5: Well, that's up to you.
Speaker 3: You've got time, Yes, what before I perish? Hopefully in
Speaker 3: the next seventy years. I'm sure I've got plenty.
Speaker 6: Of time last a long time.
Speaker 3: They do, like, though, I hope it's not where I
Speaker 3: get chlamydia. Yes, that would be rancid. Oh, I've never
Speaker 3: had an STI maybe this is I'm in my STI era.
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's something you want to strive for.
Speaker 3: It's a good store.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's not the worst thing to happen. If
Speaker 2: you'd get a little dose of crabs or something, you'll
Speaker 2: be wrong.
Speaker 3: Crap, just three or four crabs just to say.
Speaker 2: You've done it. It's like chicken pox. You've all got
Speaker 2: to get it once.
Speaker 3: I agree. Have you had STI?
Speaker 2: No, Actually, really, Jenna, why do you sound so shocked.
Speaker 3: It does shock me that you haven't like a herpies
Speaker 3: or a or like you'd get like a gonorrhea or
Speaker 3: something and you fixed it up with a rand of antibiotics.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, I've never never had to fuck.
Speaker 3: Maybe I should do it for the team, my annual STI.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just so we've got someone to give their two
Speaker 2: cents to talk about their experience.
Speaker 5: I've got nothing to offer.
Speaker 2: I got asked to be part of some HIV prevention
Speaker 2: awareness campaign and I was like, I don't have much
Speaker 2: to offer. I've never been on prep, i've never had
Speaker 2: an STI. I can't have no experience to speak of.
Speaker 3: Sorry, that's not funny. I just picture them.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'll obviously be safe. Everyone slap a dinger
Speaker 2: on it, but that's all I've got to say, lap.
Speaker 3: A digger on it? No, I just picture their butt
Speaker 3: coming to you like can we go? Is the face
Speaker 3: of someone no one wants to fuck? Don't get HIV
Speaker 3: look like this? Oh wow, roll with your ten k
Speaker 3: weight loss. Doesn't he look great? Jenner, Skinny, you walked
Speaker 3: in today and I thought they were projecting a hologram
Speaker 3: of the Willy Wonka trailer. I thought it was Timothy
Speaker 3: Schallamet today at them, Timothy Chalamander, the Pokemon, Timothy Valet
Speaker 3: car park Hey on the weekend, Ephree. I just want
Speaker 3: to take you the Timothy ballet.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, no, thank you for choosing the ridges. We
Speaker 2: hope you enjoy your Timothy shall.
Speaker 3: Say if he was a horse, Timothy Shalloney, what.
Speaker 2: Do you feed a horse? Timothy shall hay.
Speaker 3: Well, you feed Timothy Shalloney.
Speaker 2: Timothy shall haytcha you're a Timothy char ray of sunshine.
Speaker 3: Timothy shallow gay. That's what we are. He's gorgeous.
Speaker 5: You shouldn't use he pronouns. He could be Timothy Shalvay.
Speaker 5: Gender in this we.
Speaker 3: Don't, we don't and Wonka if anyone is non binary
Speaker 3: at all? That purple velvet it owns they own a
Speaker 3: chocolate factory. Ah fuck, what happened?
Speaker 2: I did a load of whites and didn't realize there
Speaker 2: was a black sock in there. So now everything's gone.
Speaker 2: Timothy Shall Gray. That sounds like Timothy shallow Grave.
Speaker 3: Does, isn't it. Yeah? My favorite comedian Timothy Challatina fe what's.
Speaker 5: His grandmother's name? Timothy Shall Mavis.
Speaker 3: See, we kill it, we always kill it. How do
Speaker 3: we get hit?
Speaker 5: It doesn't really matter?
Speaker 3: And you will pig week. I think we were talking
Speaker 3: about Wonka. Oh you look good because you walked in today.
Speaker 3: You walked in today looking like Timothy shallow mate, because
Speaker 3: you're in like a stripey blue shirt and it's all
Speaker 3: tucked in. You've got new glosses on. You look great.
Speaker 2: They're not even new glasses, to tell you the truth.
Speaker 2: They're like I've had them for more than two years.
Speaker 2: I reckon and I never wear them, always forget, and
Speaker 2: then maybe in the last month or so, every time
Speaker 2: I wake up, I have to put eye drops in
Speaker 2: because they're all red and stinging.
Speaker 5: Now I'm like, maybe if they just wear.
Speaker 2: My fucking glasses, I won't have this problem with the
Speaker 2: strained eyes.
Speaker 3: And does it work.
Speaker 2: So far, so good?
Speaker 3: He would have thought, yeah, yeah, but it's.
Speaker 2: Like they're short sighted glasses. So my laptop screen in
Speaker 2: front of me, it's absolutely crystal clear, whereas you're a
Speaker 2: fucking blur all the way over there. Yeah, your skin's
Speaker 2: never looked better from my point.
Speaker 3: Of view, I've been sticking the finger up to the
Speaker 3: whole show.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like you've got the Paris filter on.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Paris filter. Yeah, God, I remember, And
Speaker 3: I used to Melbourn everything.
Speaker 2: That one's foul.
Speaker 6: I don't like Melbourn.
Speaker 3: I used to want to live there. I'm like Melbourne. Oh,
Speaker 3: and people would know I'm a lazy.
Speaker 2: That one makes you look real pasty, like Timothy Shall. Mate,
Speaker 2: does you do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks.
Speaker 2: Timothy shall nourished at the moment he needs to burg
Speaker 2: HET's hungry.
Speaker 3: Did you hear about that man that was attacked by
Speaker 3: the line He was timothyshmimed awful, awful, awful. The show's
Speaker 3: just started at this point.
Speaker 2: I'm going to pottery classes to learn to make shit
Speaker 2: out of Timothy Shall Clay.
Speaker 3: All right, what else is coming up?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: The new segment were launching?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, you've come up with a gorgeous name
Speaker 2: for it. Don't even spoil it, I reckon. Oh god, Oh,
Speaker 2: you just took a sip of tea and the bag
Speaker 2: went down your throat.
Speaker 3: The top's gone.
Speaker 5: Oh you've inhaled a bit of paper, swallowed the tab.
Speaker 2: You must have let the tea bag fall back into
Speaker 2: the carp and you've just had a sip and you've
Speaker 2: accidentally inhaled the paper bit Did you see that? Or
Speaker 2: is the paper floating around in the cup still?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 3: Know when I get to the bottom of it, won't
Speaker 3: we That's a good one.
Speaker 2: You would go into this eppisode at the bottom of that.
Speaker 3: Ye, what a lovely color of Timothy L. Gray.
Speaker 2: Don't be so timothy cliche.
Speaker 3: All right, it was your first time listening? This is
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Every week we start the show
Speaker 3: the same with something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 3: For me, this week, it's been a combo of something
Speaker 3: that I've hated, hated, hate to hate it, and then
Speaker 3: I've I've come to appreciate a hack that I've found
Speaker 3: that everyone can connect to on this level.
Speaker 5: I think mine's a hybrid too.
Speaker 2: Oh really, it's something that I hate, but it's grown
Speaker 2: to me, so I've learned to appreciate. I guess mine's
Speaker 2: quite hate that I appreciate it.
Speaker 3: Mine's like, okay, well let's do mine because mine's like
Speaker 3: a PSA. Yeah, it's pretty, it'll be fleeting, and I
Speaker 3: want Timothy stole Killer. It's dead. It's dead. Keep your
Speaker 3: phones out, you two, okay, okay, you'll need your phones
Speaker 3: for my a gym. Let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Did you not know that you could reset your TikTok algorithm?
Speaker 5: I don't know if you can, though you can.
Speaker 3: You can. You can put a gun to its head
Speaker 3: and go. Stop showing me sad break up videos shop,
Speaker 3: stop showing me videos on attachment style house. And this
Speaker 3: is a PSA for all people of all ages. And
Speaker 3: this is getting serious for a second. Obviously, spoken about
Speaker 3: the breakup. It's happened a couple weeks ago. I lived
Speaker 3: with my parents, like we're in no contact and it's
Speaker 3: been a bit grim, right, But obviously I've liked a
Speaker 3: few breakup posts on my TikTok, and liking a video
Speaker 3: tells the brain that leaves inside TikTok the algorithm to go.
Speaker 2: He's knowing more of this shit.
Speaker 3: Let's give this sad, chumpy whale boy some more breakup.
Speaker 3: So I've been getting breakup posts, attachment style, no contact talk,
Speaker 3: do this, say this, do this? Be this person gay
Speaker 3: and that knows I'm gay, so it gives me hot
Speaker 3: cute looking boys. I was just in this doom s
Speaker 3: scroll of like depression. The content was not making me
Speaker 3: feel good, which is what TikTok.
Speaker 2: Arguably it's for really little shit as escapism.
Speaker 3: I know, where are the where are the videos of
Speaker 3: people kicking glass jars down stairwells?
Speaker 2: I know I love those?
Speaker 3: Now I can't find them anymore.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happened. But remember how we used
Speaker 2: to do TikTok school on this show. I used to
Speaker 2: see funny little things on there bringing it to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Me do it. But I've got the same problem. My
Speaker 2: algorithms is like deep depressing shit. At the moment, yes,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, we can't really do that. We can't
Speaker 2: do our take on that challenge or whatever.
Speaker 3: I wonder if it's bigger than that. I wonder if
Speaker 3: everyone's feeling this way.
Speaker 2: So hang on, did you manage to reset yours? Because
Speaker 2: I googled how and I tried it and it has
Speaker 2: not fucking worked.
Speaker 3: So TikTok clearly fully aware that that people might want this.
Speaker 3: It's a new feature, So get your phone. Ye, go
Speaker 3: to TikTok.
Speaker 5: So we're resetting our four you page.
Speaker 3: Yes, right, Yes, there's an actual dedicated button for it.
Speaker 3: So go to your page, go to my go to
Speaker 3: your profile, go to the three lines at the top right,
Speaker 3: Settings and privacy of course, then you want to go
Speaker 3: to content preferences. It's got the little video camera icon. Oh,
Speaker 3: this is new, this is new. Then refresh your for
Speaker 3: you feed. This is what it says.
Speaker 2: Ready, that's fantastic.
Speaker 3: So it's a photo of a little elephant. One a
Speaker 3: fresh start, it says, will show you popular videos to
Speaker 3: launch your new news feed. New feed. God, Then there's
Speaker 3: a heart. The more you interact, the more personalized your
Speaker 3: feed will be, including ads if they're relevant. Your following
Speaker 3: feed profile and inbox won't be affected. Right I'm finger
Speaker 3: bashing that ready.
Speaker 2: One, two, three, refresh, Thank god, because last time I
Speaker 2: tried this, that button wasn't there and Google just said
Speaker 2: to like clear case or some shit, but it did
Speaker 2: not worse.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Did you get prompted? Why did you
Speaker 3: refresh it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What am I going to say?
Speaker 2: Triggering content is one of them? I just put curiosity.
Speaker 2: I just want to see new shit because people will say,
Speaker 2: oh my god, you know that song that's huge on TikTok,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, nah, I'm just getting fucking clips from
Speaker 2: Devil Wears Prata.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I watched an entire movie same on TikTok.
Speaker 3: About this alien on the Iss? Yeah, we've Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 2: What's that one on Netflix where some guys like an
Speaker 2: emergency call taker?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll watch that whole like a movie.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was this close to watching one one
Speaker 3: one loan star starring Robbloh, because I keep getting clips
Speaker 3: and he's so endearing.
Speaker 6: I watched the whole nineteen eighty two any movie you would.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm very glad you've given us that hack because
Speaker 2: I needed no worries. I'm excited now I might actually
Speaker 2: use TikTok more.
Speaker 3: All right, that was my age. I told you it
Speaker 3: was short and sharp. It was more of a PSA
Speaker 3: if anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, handy, I like it, yours, I'm ready, let's go.
Speaker 1: Is it just me.
Speaker 2: Can you not get toxic gossip train out of your head?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: By Colleen Colleen Fiddle Fiddle Ballinger's corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my.
Speaker 5: Work, the one that's the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm pretty sure where we left off before
Speaker 2: we had our little midyear break. The last podcast we did,
Speaker 2: we were talking about how Colin Balade it's been canceled
Speaker 2: for her inappropriate behavior and interactions if underage fans. Miranda
Speaker 2: sings right, yes, yes, the YouTuber, one of the og YouTubers,
Speaker 2: And where we left off was that she hadn't yet
Speaker 2: addressed it. My word, did she fucking address that in
Speaker 2: the cooks way? Ever?
Speaker 3: Well, we were over at your house, Mitch, that got
Speaker 3: the day after it was released, Yeah, and we ordered
Speaker 3: goods Mini Gomez and we sat there on the couch
Speaker 3: and watched this whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh, we got like five minutes in.
Speaker 3: Should we gave you that?
Speaker 2: It was a ten minute video and it's her big
Speaker 2: apology video. But she whipped out the ukulele and this
Speaker 2: is what we heard.
Speaker 9: Hey, no, my good I haven't been doing some great
Speaker 9: so did a little break. I haven't a lot of
Speaker 9: people are saying some things about me that are quite true.
Speaker 10: It doesn't matter if it's true though, just as long
Speaker 10: as it's entertaining. Right here we go, guys having fun
Speaker 10: all the board, the toxic gossip tray tragging down the
Speaker 10: tracks of this information, the toxic gassip tray. You got
Speaker 10: one recommination station talks the glass of train.
Speaker 6: Time and two the tracks and harassed.
Speaker 3: Me for my past.
Speaker 10: Some rumors look like facts if you don't mind the gaps.
Speaker 6: I want survive and the crash.
Speaker 10: But hey, at least you have.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now that is no. I mean I feel gas lit.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was watching it, going this cannot be real
Speaker 2: because she's totally blame shifting, not taking any accountability. I
Speaker 2: was just like, what the fuck is this? This is
Speaker 2: a complete no pun intended. This is a train wreck. Yes,
Speaker 2: But then as the days went on, I caught myself
Speaker 2: being like, no, no, no, don't get sucking in my ahead,
Speaker 2: don't get sucking ahead. It's sucking there. I hate that
Speaker 2: she's created a little earworm that I cannot get out
Speaker 2: of my head.
Speaker 3: I was just thinking as that was playing, I'm hooked, yeah, right, Like,
Speaker 3: I like, it's a very star.
Speaker 2: Oh is that the bit of paper that your tea.
Speaker 3: Go back and listen there it's coming back. Sorry, I'm
Speaker 3: not joking.
Speaker 2: You need a sip of water.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, I have my tea. Sorry, sorry, back to college.
Speaker 2: But you know the point is that I'm like, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm clearly not on her side. This is a serious situation,
Speaker 2: but like, fuck, it's a bit catchy, isn't it.
Speaker 3: She's done a good job with the lyrics. Yeah, apparently.
Speaker 3: Some people have said.
Speaker 2: One of the reasons that she might have done it
Speaker 2: in song form this apology video is it's easier to copyright.
Speaker 3: And what and monetize.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well yeah, monetize, that's one thing, but also copyright
Speaker 2: so that if people play it like we just have,
Speaker 2: or if people are doing reaction videos on YouTube or whatever,
Speaker 2: she can copyright and be like, no, that's my fucking
Speaker 2: property or whatever. Whereas if she just did a piece
Speaker 2: to camera saying sorry, then they could use that. Willy nilly,
Speaker 2: No song went for ten minutes. That was just one minute, right.
Speaker 2: This is this is the most icky part because there
Speaker 2: was allegations of grooming, because these fans are underage and
Speaker 2: she's me pipulating their minds and stuff, and this is
Speaker 2: how she chose to address that.
Speaker 10: The only thing I've ever groomed is my tursion cats.
Speaker 9: Not a grimmer, just a loser who didn't understand I
Speaker 9: shouldn't respond to fans and I'm not a predator, even
Speaker 9: though a lot.
Speaker 3: Of you things.
Speaker 2: So yeah, with like a cheer little ukule underneath, sounds
Speaker 2: like you're taking the issue really seriously. Sweeter.
Speaker 3: Imagine being before a judge being charged for grooming, and
Speaker 3: you go, you're on it. Do you mind if I
Speaker 3: should pull out my ukulele?
Speaker 2: But you got to admit it. It's fucking catchy. I
Speaker 2: can't get it out of my head.
Speaker 3: She's done a good job with a jingle. I know
Speaker 3: she's done a good job. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I used to be quite the ukulelest if that's a
Speaker 2: thing back in the day, and so I've taken it
Speaker 2: upon myself to learn the song. I can I believe
Speaker 2: that's how much it stuck in my head.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have one.
Speaker 2: I'm just like god, you've got a didn't work Timothy
Speaker 2: shall Laily, Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice, show me show me
Speaker 2: that thing. It's cheap and shitty. It doesn't say should
Speaker 2: buy it for the show. I do have one back
Speaker 2: at the farm. But I was like, I'm just for
Speaker 2: the sake of this, I'm just going to buy one
Speaker 2: of Amazon. Maybe we should sell it on eBay afterwards.
Speaker 3: Hold on, are you going to cover the toxic gossip train?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: All right, give us a rendition and I'm taking my
Speaker 5: headphones off. I can't hear.
Speaker 2: I need to tune this. Okay, sure, talk amongst yourself,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 3: Grooming that you could grooming? I will update while Mitchell
Speaker 3: tunes that. I finished my tea and the tab is gone,
Speaker 3: so it's in my throat.
Speaker 6: Right, you've digested it.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's ready.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's been a while since you see my face
Speaker 2: had me doing the wrestle greet, so I took a
Speaker 2: little break. A lot of people are seen some things
Speaker 2: about me that aren't quite true. Oh my god. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter if it's true, though, as long as it's
Speaker 2: entertaining to you. Oh my god, race Wow, right, I
Speaker 2: mean I was great. Say what you want about Colleen Ballinger.
Speaker 2: But yeah, switching from a J to G seven, it's
Speaker 2: fucking fiddling.
Speaker 3: I can imagine it just got skilled. That was brilliant.
Speaker 3: What can I apologize for? Is there anything you feel
Speaker 3: I need to apologize for.
Speaker 6: I'm forgetting my birthday.
Speaker 2: But I just feel like doesn't a ukulele detract from
Speaker 2: any sincerity of the apology, Like her one didn't mean
Speaker 2: fuck all because she was playing it on a ukulele.
Speaker 2: Of course, imagine if Kevin run did the fucking apology
Speaker 2: speech on a ukulele.
Speaker 3: Not right, not appropriate, Julia Gillar did the misogyny speech
Speaker 3: on a ukulele.
Speaker 2: I will not be election on sexism and misogyny by
Speaker 2: this man. Sexism, misogyny every day and every way.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't work like that.
Speaker 6: It really doesn't know.
Speaker 3: How long did you spend rehearsing this? And he Sean's
Speaker 3: still in love with you.
Speaker 2: He has not witnessed me practicing, but it did take
Speaker 2: a bit of practice. I'm not gonna lie. I practiced
Speaker 2: this ukulele for this stupid song more than I ever
Speaker 2: practiced the violin.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure you did.
Speaker 5: And I was paying for lessons.
Speaker 3: All the board. Go on. I don't know how it goes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, has it really not got stuck in
Speaker 2: your head the same way it has mine.
Speaker 3: No, I've only watched Choice of Vann. That's what I
Speaker 3: learned to joke off in my bedroom and then I've
Speaker 3: forgot YouTuber since.
Speaker 2: No, but I'm talking about this apology video that everyone's
Speaker 2: been watching all the board.
Speaker 3: The Toxic Gas set a train.
Speaker 2: Oh, I fucked it.
Speaker 3: Keep shogging down the tracks of misinformation, the toxic gasp
Speaker 3: tree got it? Had you got a one way to
Speaker 3: ticket to the manipulation station?
Speaker 2: You know she might come for us for copyright playing
Speaker 2: her song with lyrics?
Speaker 3: Well, why don't we just do that? Do the song,
Speaker 3: but we tweak it.
Speaker 5: I was in like the same thing we did with
Speaker 5: what was your mate?
Speaker 2: Ti vert Is? Oh yeah, because parodies are allowed.
Speaker 3: Parodies are allowed as long as you're playing the song
Speaker 3: in a joke sense. She can't come for us for money,
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 2: What if we didn't like what did I do for
Speaker 2: tai Verds? Again? I didn't, I just say it. I
Speaker 2: did the same lyrics, but in Aussie Bogan didn't I?
Speaker 3: Yeah it was his song was a okay.
Speaker 2: Oh and I said fucking right instead of a okay, yes,
Speaker 2: I'll be fucking right.
Speaker 3: So we're going to perform Colin Balinger's apology songs Toxic
Speaker 3: Gossip Train, but the Aussie Bogan version yeah, so what
Speaker 3: are we going to change the lyrics as well?
Speaker 2: Toxic gossip train, Oh my god, the fairy, the ferreal something,
Speaker 2: the rusted fairy. What's gossip? What's the synonym for that bullshit?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the rusted bullshit fairy doesn't wrong Russia? The
Speaker 3: rusted bullshit bus. Yeah, okay, the rusted bullshit buss.
Speaker 2: I like that. I've got to write this down right down,
Speaker 2: of course, rusted bullshit bus.
Speaker 3: Down the tracks of miss.
Speaker 2: Fanging down, fanging around the block, fanging around.
Speaker 3: The round the block of misinformation.
Speaker 2: That's great, porky fanging around the block of fucking.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is a.
Speaker 2: Pretty so stupid but let's go the rusty bullshit back.
Speaker 3: The rasty bullshit bus. What's the next lyric?
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: You've got a one way ticket to manipulation station.
Speaker 2: You've got an open card on. Yeah, yeah, you've got
Speaker 2: a tap on opal to tap don.
Speaker 5: Pulled to manipulation what's manipulation dog Act?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, dog Act station, Dog Act station, tap dono
Speaker 3: pulled to dog Act and needs to kind of be.
Speaker 2: Dog Act depot dog bll Yeah, that's the bus to
Speaker 2: dog Act dampot rasted bullshit bus.
Speaker 3: You've written it down, Yeah.
Speaker 2: You get Oh god, so we've got time me to
Speaker 2: the tracks and harass me for my part.
Speaker 3: Tie me to the tracks and harass me for my past.
Speaker 3: What's a tie? Cuff me, cuff me, what's a track? Well,
Speaker 3: it's a bus, yeah, Bitchamen to the tar? Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: Tie me to the tar.
Speaker 2: Cuff me to the tar.
Speaker 3: Cuff me to the tar, and harass me for my past.
Speaker 2: Harass my past.
Speaker 3: And what's harassed?
Speaker 5: I don't even know, and bang about something.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah yeah, and bang on about before the past.
Speaker 5: Cuff me to the tar and be a stick up
Speaker 5: my ass.
Speaker 3: Me to the tar. Time to cut me to the tar?
Speaker 3: And how does she sing it? Time to the tracks
Speaker 3: and harassed me for my past.
Speaker 2: Now it couldn't be and she goes, she goes, tire
Speaker 2: me to the past and harassed me for my past.
Speaker 5: Those rumors look like facts.
Speaker 7: If you don't mind the gap, survive in the crash,
Speaker 7: bird hair, at least you have oh gosh, oh well
Speaker 7: I won't survive it in the crash is obviously just
Speaker 7: I'll carck it in the crash, of course.
Speaker 2: But at least we had a blast.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's good.
Speaker 2: Cuff me to the tar and be a stick up
Speaker 2: me ass? Is that what I like that?
Speaker 3: Cuff me to the tar, but you stick up me ass?
Speaker 2: And then what is the next line?
Speaker 3: Those rumors look like facts if you don't mind making
Speaker 3: those porkies yeah look legit, Yeah, but they're fucking bullshit.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, brilliant. Wow, porkies look legit, but they're
Speaker 3: fucking bullshit.
Speaker 5: I'll carck it in the crash but oi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, brilliant. Can you text that to us so
Speaker 3: we can sing it? Where'd you write it?
Speaker 2: I'll just just wrote it on my laptop on right,
Speaker 2: So this is our apology, the Rusty Bullshit Bart.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go, it's still it. Did you send it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh? Did I know?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I got it? I got it? All right? You're ready? Okay?
Speaker 3: This is the is it just Me? Official parody Rusted
Speaker 3: Bullshit Bus Rusted Bullshit Bus performed by Jenne Bens and
Speaker 3: Mitchell Tury Mitchell.
Speaker 5: I might have to get Mike six on my yuke
Speaker 5: on your eight.
Speaker 2: When you're ready, it's on. Can you hear this better?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 2: Ready?
Speaker 8: All of that of the Rusted Bullshit Bus fanging around
Speaker 8: the block of fucking porkies the rusted bullshit bus. You
Speaker 8: gotta tap dono, pull to the dog Acte for rusted
Speaker 8: bullshit bars.
Speaker 3: Cuff me to the tar and shove a stick up
Speaker 3: me ass.
Speaker 8: Those porky look legit, but they're fucking bullshit carting the crash.
Speaker 3: But oi ladies way had at a blast?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I fucking groom.
Speaker 3: No one you're listening to? Is it just me? Got
Speaker 3: something on your mind?
Speaker 11: Hit up at a couple of mitches on Instagram to
Speaker 11: get yourself on the shoe, all right.
Speaker 3: Songs is to hide parodies aside, Actually parody.
Speaker 2: My fucking fingers are killing me after that they're calloused. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's my good fingering hands.
Speaker 3: No, poor we'll give him a rest. We can merely
Speaker 3: walk these days. He's a limb and everywhere. Let's do it?
Speaker 3: Is it just you? Your chance to have and is
Speaker 3: it just me? If your own something you've noticed you
Speaker 3: hate or appreciate, you can d m us at couple
Speaker 3: of mitches, or you can text us Mitch.
Speaker 2: Where Oh yeah four one two seven one two nine
Speaker 2: two that's sound number.
Speaker 3: Oh, you can send us little text. Someone was texting
Speaker 3: us the other night when we were together, Mitch and
Speaker 3: she was going back through our old episodes. She was like,
Speaker 3: live tweeting us, but live texting us.
Speaker 2: Oh what was she saying?
Speaker 3: She was like, Oh, I've just listened to the old episodes,
Speaker 3: loving it. Let me find them. They were very entertaining.
Speaker 2: I can probably do this later.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good call. She was lovely. But if you want
Speaker 3: to get in touch you can, like Mitch has done
Speaker 3: a third Mitch in Newcastle.
Speaker 2: Holo, Mitch forgot's like another one. Yeah, we're good, Mitch.
Speaker 2: How are you mate?
Speaker 7: Really good?
Speaker 2: Really really good?
Speaker 3: That shocked me too much talking to speak his language. Yeah, no, well,
Speaker 3: Mitch is clearly a listener of a show. He wants
Speaker 3: us to speak our native tongue, don't you.
Speaker 2: Miss it's a Newcastle.
Speaker 3: Where did you find the show? That's right? How did
Speaker 3: you find us? Just on Spotify? Through Instagram? It was
Speaker 3: actually through trash Alley enough, Oh there you go? Yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: you listen to trash Ally.
Speaker 2: Sorry I hate to make assumptions, but you sound too
Speaker 2: straight for trash Ally.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm quite gay, really love it? Okay, quite He's
Speaker 2: like extremely gay, both in the theory and practice.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, definitely am with my boyfriend.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, I can't relate, but that sounds lovely.
Speaker 2: That's what you do for work?
Speaker 4: I actually work myself.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, trade in the trade and retail.
Speaker 2: That's what I was going to guess. Yep, could have
Speaker 2: picked it. That means you're technically my brother's rival in
Speaker 2: the Newcastle region carpentry.
Speaker 3: Is that where one should be built?
Speaker 4: That was yeah, that was a while ago though, so
Speaker 4: much coming out anyway?
Speaker 2: Really really interesting.
Speaker 3: What did they not accept you?
Speaker 4: No, No, I just don't work hard.
Speaker 3: I was expecting drama. That's not to scraped his nails
Speaker 3: of course, all right Mitchie, well Bradley, or can't you
Speaker 3: in then hit us with your rigim? Okay?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Is the cost to live out of control?
Speaker 2: The cost of living costally?
Speaker 3: It's a crisis.
Speaker 5: Coming from someone who just admitted that they don't want
Speaker 5: to work.
Speaker 3: That might have to do with it.
Speaker 4: I don't I don't want to work hard, not smart. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it work a fucking lot, but I think the margin
Speaker 4: of money is a lot smaller.
Speaker 3: For what I put in.
Speaker 4: What it was, say, ten years ago.
Speaker 2: You know what sort of things that you noticed groceries.
Speaker 4: Is absolutely ridiculous. But I mean that's everyone gets that coffee.
Speaker 4: I drink a fuck load of coffee.
Speaker 2: And are all of them takeaway not anymore.
Speaker 4: Because I'm just sort of not buying them anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've had to try and limit the amount to
Speaker 2: take away coffee they get, especially now that I get
Speaker 2: almond milk.
Speaker 5: It's like, oh my god, this is nearly seven fucking dollars.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 4: I found a place on the way to work that
Speaker 4: does an almond flat white for five dollars and it's
Speaker 4: a fucking it is so good, and they've just put
Speaker 4: the price.
Speaker 2: Up to five seventy.
Speaker 3: Now I just refuse to just like fucked. So that's
Speaker 3: how we know you're gay. He orders an almond f
Speaker 3: That is the that's the red flat It Isn't it sad?
Speaker 2: But you were so excited at the fact that it
Speaker 2: was five bucks, And that's somehow A bargained these names.
Speaker 2: Back in the day, they would have been like three
Speaker 2: fifty or something.
Speaker 3: Petrol's fucked my little car. I've got a small little hatchback,
Speaker 3: is like, and you'd be the same, Mitch. Our cars
Speaker 3: are basically the same. How much is it to fill
Speaker 3: up yours. It's like eighty five bucks.
Speaker 2: It really varies. Sometimes it's like seventy seven. Sometimes it's
Speaker 2: one hundred and twelve. I just never know.
Speaker 3: That's so much money. I remember when it was sixty dollars. Jen,
Speaker 3: I couldn't relate. Of course, she has a horse and carriage. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but the price of hay I'm sure has gone up
Speaker 3: for you, Jenny.
Speaker 6: It's so expensive nowadays.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I remember my uncle a few years ago saying, like,
Speaker 2: what how much does petrol cost? The Leader? Now? Oh?
Speaker 3: Do l eighty?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I remember him once saying, oh, as soon as petrol
Speaker 2: is over a dollar forty leader, I swear I will
Speaker 2: sell my car. That's it's ridiculous. I'm not paying that.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, well, look who we aren't our bucker.
Speaker 3: It's two dollars in some places too, a Leader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so bad.
Speaker 3: Well, we love to donate forty grand to you, mitch
Speaker 3: On behalf of that podcast. We're going to give back
Speaker 3: to our you know, one of our own.
Speaker 4: Well, I'll give you guys the staying and we can
Speaker 4: all write it off.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 2: We are a charity case, after all.
Speaker 3: We definitely are yeah.
Speaker 2: The rental crisis a bit fucked in Newcastle too. Were
Speaker 2: they putting up all the ring rices?
Speaker 4: So yeah, to put in perspective as well, I actually
Speaker 4: forgot about.
Speaker 3: This to an hour.
Speaker 2: Yeah last year, the start of last year.
Speaker 4: So I was twenty three, I know, sorry it was
Speaker 4: year before because it was COVID.
Speaker 2: Right on the back end of COVID, I had.
Speaker 4: Five commercial leases in my name, five shots. Yeah, and
Speaker 4: I had to get out of the place I was
Speaker 4: living in and everyone was on job keeper and stuff,
Speaker 4: and I had twenty employees. I was trying to get
Speaker 4: a rental and I couldn't get a rental. So because
Speaker 4: and I was offering six months up in advance ran
Speaker 4: and I had. It was because I was twenty three,
Speaker 4: I owned a business, so I was classified as a risk,
Speaker 4: and because I wasn't getting the job keeper and stuff.
Speaker 4: And I had a dog.
Speaker 2: So oh you never tell them about the dog, Mitch brother, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 4: But and I occasionally employees doing one day a week
Speaker 4: working for me, and they were getting meals over me,
Speaker 4: and I was like fuck.
Speaker 2: So I lived in my car for oh my god.
Speaker 4: But I knew I had a really nice then, and
Speaker 4: it was like it was more of a stubborn like
Speaker 4: a fuck.
Speaker 2: You yeah society than anything.
Speaker 4: And I mean it was the best thing ever.
Speaker 2: Are they ruled about being allowed to live in one
Speaker 2: of your commercial space there's just fucking sure hit a
Speaker 2: tent in the shop?
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, well I was cooking in there and stuff.
Speaker 5: So yeah, it was that.
Speaker 4: Bit was good. But I mean now I've just moved
Speaker 4: down the coast like an hour and a half just
Speaker 4: because it's cheaper. Oh yeah, with my partner. So which
Speaker 4: is which is sick? But you know, everything's just fucked
Speaker 4: up in your car.
Speaker 3: Ship and you said you've just come out or you've
Speaker 3: come out recently.
Speaker 4: I've been with my partner since last March. In March,
Speaker 4: and yeah, sort of the first guy I went on
Speaker 4: day with selling love wow and yeah, and then the
Speaker 4: sort of history and then sort of yeah it was
Speaker 4: like fuck come out and yeah, which is it was
Speaker 4: really cool. And I think, to be honest, it's probably
Speaker 4: gonna sound a bit cringe now two years, but I
Speaker 4: think you guys really help me to be honest, because
Speaker 4: any gay friends at all, that's new cancer for you. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And like I live in a pretty straight world and yeah,
Speaker 4: like two older brothers.
Speaker 3: You know, everyone's change and all that stuff like that.
Speaker 4: So yeah, I mean, haven't you guys like listening to
Speaker 4: you guys, it sort of gave me a bit of
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's just it was really cool. It was like a friends.
Speaker 3: I mean, like me, you know what I mean, we
Speaker 3: know what you mean. I've just talked around. So you
Speaker 3: have friends. You're very good looking, like you know, you've
Speaker 3: got friends. I know what you mean though, when I mean,
Speaker 3: I came out and just be careful when that relationship
Speaker 3: hits the five year mark. Yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 3: rab it on about that, but I came out for
Speaker 3: my first relationship, but I don't want to ruin yours.
Speaker 2: That sounds absolutely it might be manifesting that.
Speaker 3: No, it's like it's a sense of community or it's
Speaker 3: nice to know that there are other people out there
Speaker 3: that are going through the same things, and it just
Speaker 3: makes you feel seen and heard on one one thing
Speaker 3: that you can connect with that we're talking about. It
Speaker 3: makes you feel like there's others out there that are
Speaker 3: going through the same stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I think I did really resonate with everything
Speaker 4: you were saying back in the previous episodes about when
Speaker 4: you come out and all that stuff, because it was
Speaker 4: very similar.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, it was really cool and I think it really helped.
Speaker 4: So yeah, that's that's pretty much that.
Speaker 3: Now I'm just aintal every night. Well, that's the legacy
Speaker 3: of the show and that's what we try to bring.
Speaker 3: And I'm very.
Speaker 5: Sweet of you to say it's thank you.
Speaker 4: No, it's great. You guys have a great reach, so
Speaker 4: I should feel you should be very, very very proud
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: She that's so nice. Thank What is it about Mitchell's
Speaker 3: and just being real? Step we're just legends. I've never
Speaker 3: met a Mitch I didn't like, and that is true.
Speaker 2: I've only met like one or two straight people caught Mitchell.
Speaker 2: They're all gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so true.
Speaker 2: Case in point.
Speaker 3: I wonder what it is.
Speaker 2: If they're not gay, they're just not gay yet if
Speaker 2: they named Mitchell haven't.
Speaker 3: Listened to our episode for long enough. Mitch, you look
Speaker 3: after yourself, Okay, we'll send you out a prize, General
Speaker 3: will send you. Yes, Yeah, thank you, buddy. H we
Speaker 3: all los guys.
Speaker 5: Yea god bless. I loved that. I can't believe I
Speaker 5: thought it was straight.
Speaker 3: Whoops, now I can see how you got to that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I can.
Speaker 3: Definitely.
Speaker 2: By the way, did he say have a great week?
Speaker 2: Because I said did?
Speaker 3: Oh, you too?
Speaker 2: But then I realized, wait, maybe he said you guys
Speaker 2: have great reach. That's what I thought he said, talking
Speaker 2: about being podcasters and connecting with them.
Speaker 3: Oh no, he said reach. You guys have good reach.
Speaker 2: And then for me, the fuckhead just went did you too?
Speaker 3: I thought he said wheat you guys have great wheat?
Speaker 3: No week? No, yeah, you too, while he was complaining
Speaker 3: about not being able to live paycheck to paycheck, you too, cover,
Speaker 3: We're all fucked. I realized my error as soon as
Speaker 3: I said it.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 5: Now quickly.
Speaker 2: We need to let you know about our Talkback Tings episode,
Speaker 2: the Talkback Tings Live episode which we did last year,
Speaker 2: where the whole episode is completely live. You can watch
Speaker 2: and on Facebook, so you're gonna have to join our
Speaker 2: Facebook group if you want to see the live stream.
Speaker 2: The group is called Endurant Idiots. Yes, write this down, idiot, yeap?
Speaker 2: You ready for this?
Speaker 3: Yes? Everyone, we get a pen and paper out.
Speaker 2: Talk Back Things Live episode where you can ring in
Speaker 2: and be part of the show like a talkback radio show.
Speaker 2: August twelve. It's a Saturday afternoon once again, much like
Speaker 2: last year. So August twelve, five pm Sydney time, it's
Speaker 2: denounced five pm Gosford time, five pm Newcastle time.
Speaker 6: It's all the same, okay, five pm Taboo time.
Speaker 5: Lock it in.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like what we just did. You
Speaker 2: can call in that is it just you? But also
Speaker 2: the whole episode. If we're talking doing our is it
Speaker 2: just me and you think no, fuck, they're completely wrong.
Speaker 2: I'm going to ring in and tell them. I'm going
Speaker 2: to give my two cents and what they're talking about?
Speaker 2: The phone lines?
Speaker 5: Will we open the whole time?
Speaker 3: It is our show live. You can call in and
Speaker 3: we don't really have any topics. We just take calls
Speaker 3: the whole show. Yeah, it is our second annual event
Speaker 3: that we do all third annual event. Can heal?
Speaker 6: Can we order food?
Speaker 2: I think we now alas time on the live stream, yes,
Speaker 2: I don't see why not?
Speaker 3: Ah fun, we can put it on the business too,
Speaker 3: the Kido on the.
Speaker 5: Kiddio to see that.
Speaker 2: Tony and Ryan they did a fucking fifty six hour
Speaker 2: live stream for their podcast I did. I don't reckon
Speaker 2: we'd have it in us will.
Speaker 3: Be no I pass away at twelve hours.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I reckon I could do it. I'd be up
Speaker 2: for the challenge. But I reckon just trying to convince
Speaker 2: you you would not agree to it.
Speaker 3: Ever, I need my eight hours. I need to do
Speaker 3: my Apple Watch sleep tracking. It would not work. Wait
Speaker 3: did they sleep for it?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: They did.
Speaker 5: Like challenges and stuff to earn, like an hour sleep
Speaker 5: or whatever.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that will work our way.
Speaker 2: YEA talk back tings live is more than enough for us. Baby, Saturday,
Speaker 2: August twelve, five pm.
Speaker 3: Put it in your catch idiots. So exciting.
Speaker 2: Now, speaking of our Facebook group, we got a post
Speaker 2: and indurant idiots recently from Amber and she wants to
Speaker 2: know Mitchell your stance on something because she's been listening
Speaker 2: back to the archives things we've said in the early
Speaker 2: episodes and she's noticed that you've contradicted to yourself.
Speaker 3: Right, Well, that's not hard for me to do. I
Speaker 3: do it every day.
Speaker 2: And she wants you to set the records straight. How
Speaker 2: do you feel now? So back in episode forty four.
Speaker 3: Fuck that was years ago? I know, right?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: So this is what you said? Is it just me
Speaker 2: that week?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Just me.
Speaker 3: Barbecue chickens.
Speaker 2: Shit, I've never gotten the fuck with that.
Speaker 3: There's nothing enjoyable about a dry, bloody, hormone ridden barbecue chook.
Speaker 2: They're so dry, and I never understand why that's people's
Speaker 2: go to. Like Mum will be like, oh, let's just
Speaker 2: you know, feeling lazy. I just get a barbecue chickens
Speaker 2: and bread rolls, And I'm like, well, I'll just go.
Speaker 3: To office works and get a sheet of cardboard and
Speaker 3: chuck it on some mayo and a white roll better.
Speaker 3: I fucking right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, So you had a very fucking firm opinion
Speaker 2: about barbecue chickens from the supermarket, right, Like.
Speaker 3: Clearly had a Baroca that morning as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah. And then in episode one hundred and seven, which
Speaker 2: is like, shit, there's a gap between those episodes. That's
Speaker 2: sixty three episodes later to be Precia. Yeah, that was
Speaker 2: one of our pigwek episodes. We all brought a plate
Speaker 2: and this is what happened. This is what you rocked
Speaker 2: up with. What did you bring, Cheery, what's your contribution?
Speaker 3: Barbecue?
Speaker 8: Chuok? Oh my god, don't flap A whole lot supermarket
Speaker 8: chicken and there's stuffing on your open just get that off.
Speaker 3: I went to Cole's and I thought, I'm going to
Speaker 3: get a bachelor's handbag.
Speaker 2: Oh God, is there anything to eat it with? Or
Speaker 2: is it just the chook?
Speaker 3: God gave you two hands for a reason.
Speaker 2: Do you have napkins?
Speaker 3: No? None? Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So all of a sudden, you're in favor of the
Speaker 2: barbecue chicken. So Amber writes in the group, I need
Speaker 2: to know once and for all, what is Cherry's stance
Speaker 2: on the barbecue chook.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've just done some digging on Amber and I found
Speaker 3: some racist tweets from two thousand and three, So I
Speaker 3: want to ask if she's changed. I just changed my opinion.
Speaker 3: When I in forty episode forty four, I would have
Speaker 3: been young, maybe just fresh out at home. It was
Speaker 3: probably a snob. I was probably just fresh out at
Speaker 3: home cook my meals, and I would have thought I'm
Speaker 3: beyond a barbecue chicken. Now I'm an adult that has
Speaker 3: lived out of home for a long time and have
Speaker 3: realized that sometimes a barbecue chicken is dinner, and I
Speaker 3: am for a barbecue chook. Yes.
Speaker 2: But also what I picked up from that is the
Speaker 2: in the early days, we hated the barbecue chicken when
Speaker 2: it's on a bread roll or like with a bloody
Speaker 2: coal slaw or something, Whereas when you just showed up
Speaker 2: for Pigwik with a whole barbecue chicken, a nude chook,
Speaker 2: nothing else to go with it. I'm like, yes, I
Speaker 2: think I agree with you. I can fuck with a
Speaker 2: barbecue chook on its own, but I hate it on
Speaker 2: a bread roll.
Speaker 3: That's actually a good point. So there's something about picking
Speaker 3: at a barbecue chicken. Get me crispy little giblets. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the stuffing, yeah, I mate.
Speaker 3: But the dry white breast meat on a white roll
Speaker 3: nothing worse.
Speaker 2: Especially when you're out in the sun having a fucking
Speaker 2: picnic and someone I agree now you And so we
Speaker 2: were thinking, God, this must happen a lot. Because we've
Speaker 2: had one hundred and fifty one episodes of this podcast
Speaker 2: nearly four years running. There's got to be stuff that
Speaker 2: we've said in the early days that we don't stand by.
Speaker 3: How many shows have there been?
Speaker 2: This is one hundred and fifty one?
Speaker 3: Can you do the math Jenner? One fifty one? There's
Speaker 3: two gems on each show, yep, so do the math Jenner?
Speaker 3: How many igyms.
Speaker 2: Have there been one hundred and fifty one times too?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Wow, I really could have done that in my
Speaker 3: head three three hundred and two plus guests, there'd be
Speaker 3: like three hundred and fifteen, three hundred and twenty gems
Speaker 3: that we've done over.
Speaker 2: The years, exactly. And so we're digging through the archives
Speaker 2: to see where we're at with former opinions, and you've
Speaker 2: come up with a come over it?
Speaker 3: Now? Are you ready for a Jenner? I'm right okay,
Speaker 3: Oh I can get an actual drum roll?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 8: Wrong one?
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, sorry, I don't know why that was ready?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Caps? We're recapping? How is it
Speaker 3: just me? Do you like? It? Hit me? While I
Speaker 3: was walking? I called me. She's like, I'm at Billarts.
Speaker 3: I'm like, is it just me?
Speaker 2: Cap? You know what it could have been? Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Visit?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's then like a revisit but me CAP's work?
Speaker 3: Is it just me? Whewind I think I like that?
Speaker 3: Now I don't because it's real.
Speaker 5: It's just me Wine me whined.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 3: That sounds like you're baby talking something. Yeah, give me wine.
Speaker 5: So we're sicking with me Caps.
Speaker 3: I like me. Caps all right, so we've got a
Speaker 3: whole bunch of our older gents that we're going to
Speaker 3: see if we still stand by.
Speaker 5: And so let's go back to episode four. This is
Speaker 5: one of mine.
Speaker 2: Wow, is introducing your date to your mates the most
Speaker 2: daunting thing ever?
Speaker 8: Agree more?
Speaker 2: I've only gone through this recently. As you know, I'm
Speaker 2: seeing someone at the moment and he says to me,
Speaker 2: I'd really like to meet your friends, And I thought,
Speaker 2: oh shit, because the last time this happened that I
Speaker 2: introduced this guy I was seeing to my friends and
Speaker 2: I never saw him again.
Speaker 3: I didn't get to know this guy.
Speaker 2: I only introduced him to two of my friends. We're
Speaker 2: just too bizarre for some people to process. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I agreed for this to happen. We rock up to
Speaker 2: the house, I've got some friends waiting. I like, you
Speaker 2: be on your best friaking behavior.
Speaker 3: To the friends. Yes, yep.
Speaker 2: I was like, if you repulse another man, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to make some rearrangements when it comes to my
Speaker 2: friend's circle. Oh no, I don't stand by that anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh really?
Speaker 2: Oh as if you should be embarrassed about your friends,
Speaker 2: so true to the person that you're trying to fuck
Speaker 2: or whatever I reckon At the time, I was that
Speaker 2: desperate that even if the guy might not have been
Speaker 2: a good fit, I was just like, Oh, I just
Speaker 2: need to make this work. Someone's interested in me. It's
Speaker 2: a miracle. Even if he hates my friends, which these days,
Speaker 2: if they hated my friends, I'd be like, fuck.
Speaker 3: Off, you're done. Yeah, of course. Wow.
Speaker 2: I wasn't nervous to introduced Seawan to my friends. I
Speaker 2: was like, you get what you get, you don't get upset.
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally. That shows that you've matured in the yin.
Speaker 3: I wonder if i'd be anxious introducing a new partner
Speaker 3: to friends.
Speaker 2: Well, it depends because I used to be nervous, and
Speaker 2: like I said, it's because I didn't want to repulse
Speaker 2: the person I was dating. And I'm like the fact
Speaker 2: that I thought my friends were repulsive and might repulse someone,
Speaker 2: that's a red flag. Whereas now I'm like, my friend's
Speaker 2: a fan fucking tastic. If you don't like them, there's
Speaker 2: something wrong with you, dickare off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I'd be a little anxious, but for
Speaker 3: my issues, not because of my friends. It's not because
Speaker 3: of my friends.
Speaker 2: It was like, fine, when I introduced Seawan, he fit
Speaker 2: in seamlessly, so that was thank god he did.
Speaker 3: He did, he really did. Yeah, we love Sean.
Speaker 2: Now next one, this is another one from you. Let's
Speaker 2: see what the update is here. This is back in
Speaker 2: episode thirty.
Speaker 3: Is inappropriate to ask someone to be a sperm donor
Speaker 3: in the middle of a global pandemic? Janet, don't you laugh?
Speaker 3: You might need some of my spunk one day because
Speaker 3: a lovely gay couple that I know asked me if
Speaker 3: i'd be their sperm donor. Oh my god, I forget
Speaker 3: this happened.
Speaker 2: And how is little Madison? How's she doing? Did she
Speaker 2: get over that colic?
Speaker 3: I didn't have a child. They aren't friended me on
Speaker 3: Facebook because I said no, I said no. Wow. Also
Speaker 3: the context on Maddie and I'll do the full truth.
Speaker 3: They weren't my fucking friends. I met this girl at
Speaker 3: a Kiss event and she was a Kiss fan. That's right.
Speaker 2: They were sort of listeners slash fan.
Speaker 8: Yes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a bit of a weird ask.
Speaker 3: Very bizarre, and I said no. So she unfriended me
Speaker 3: on Facebook and I haven't spoken to her since. My
Speaker 3: stands no, my stands is I would donate sperm. I
Speaker 3: think it was the same at the time to someone
Speaker 3: that I love and someone that I know, and Jenna,
Speaker 3: the offer still stands.
Speaker 2: If you need a spunk, if you need my.
Speaker 3: Spun, you bring in your own tupperware. By all right,
Speaker 3: this isn't a fucking bank and give me yeah these days,
Speaker 3: give me two not much going on, and then I
Speaker 3: will give you plenty.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: That doesn't change, No, it doesn't change at all.
Speaker 2: Right, now, let's hear another one of mine. This is
Speaker 2: from episode forty five. Just sad movies never make you
Speaker 2: cry usually.
Speaker 3: Oh so it depends on the movie that I'm I
Speaker 3: sort of lean towards the crier.
Speaker 2: Well, no matter how sad the movie, even the saddest
Speaker 2: movies I've seen in my life ones that's ring to
Speaker 2: mind obviously. You know Titanic, right, yea cretic dog fault
Speaker 2: in our Stars. Very sad, it was all, Yeah, it
Speaker 2: was very sad. I just kind of like carried it
Speaker 2: around internally, actually shared a single tear. Oh okay, I've
Speaker 2: become a bit of a cry these days.
Speaker 3: I was going to say, because you're on your antidepressants.
Speaker 3: Then was that suppressing?
Speaker 5: Actually, maybe you're right.
Speaker 6: Is it kind of numbs?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 5: It does.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's a good point. I hadn't considered that that
Speaker 2: would explain why I've become more of a crier these
Speaker 2: days because I cried during fucking Titanic.
Speaker 5: Funnily enough recently, all.
Speaker 3: That checks out. God, yeah, especially given all the sub
Speaker 3: of it, all the recent sub drama.
Speaker 2: No, it was before that.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh.
Speaker 2: There was a few friends of mine that had never
Speaker 2: seen it, so we had a Titanic movie night. I
Speaker 2: wanted to see their reaction to watching Titanic. Pe Yeah,
Speaker 2: I've seen this movie hundreds of times, possibly never cried,
Speaker 2: and this time I just like had a cheeky, dignified
Speaker 2: tear on the couch. My friends didn't notice I was crying,
Speaker 2: Thank God. I don't know why I was crying this time.
Speaker 3: That's gross.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was because, like, maybe the
Speaker 2: relationship storyline hits different now that I'm in a relationship,
Speaker 2: or maybe it's just because I was a bit tired
Speaker 2: and tipsy. I'm very prone to tired and tipsy tears.
Speaker 2: I've got to say, it's quite embarrassing if I'm just
Speaker 2: that little bit tired, little bit tipsy, anything, anything could
Speaker 2: set me off.
Speaker 3: So you have changed your cry now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know what happened recently?
Speaker 2: An example of the tired tipsy tears, which is so
Speaker 2: embarrassing because like, once I start, it's very hard to stop.
Speaker 2: One little thing will set me off, and then it's
Speaker 2: like all this suppressed crying just comes out, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not even crying about what set me off anymore.
Speaker 2: But like, oh, when I went with my friends back
Speaker 2: to Bogenngate, I took a bunch of people back to
Speaker 2: my childhood home. And do you remember how I adopted
Speaker 2: those two dogs for my parents and they were a
Speaker 2: mother and daughter dogs. And then unfortunately the daughter dog
Speaker 2: got bitten by a snake and then so now only
Speaker 2: the mummy dog is alive. And I was given the
Speaker 2: mummy dog a pat and I was like, hi, mearly,
Speaker 2: bearing in mind I was tired and tipsy, and I
Speaker 2: was like.
Speaker 3: Hi, sweetie, how are you? Oh?
Speaker 2: You miss your little baby, don't you? And then I
Speaker 2: just looked into her eyes and I burst into tears.
Speaker 3: And we're around the.
Speaker 2: Bonfire having a gorgeous time. My friends are like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck was butch pulling his eyes out what happened?
Speaker 2: And I'm kind of They're like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just once I start crying, I can't stop.
Speaker 3: It's the fire.
Speaker 2: It almost feels good though, like when you start crying.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, I'll let it happen.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 3: Completely, I've cried more this year than I have in
Speaker 3: my entire fucking life. If you're good to get a.
Speaker 2: Good, good cry out that fucking sob. How good.
Speaker 3: I've never cried into a pillow before, and I recently
Speaker 3: have and it's fantastic.
Speaker 2: Oh I need next time I'm tired and tipsy, Hopefully
Speaker 2: something sets me off that sounds delight crying into.
Speaker 3: A po oh yeah and sob.
Speaker 9: Oh.
Speaker 5: It's been a while, but you know I'm more of
Speaker 5: a cry these days.
Speaker 3: Okay, good, good update?
Speaker 2: Yeap, that has changed, Yes, definitely. This is something you
Speaker 2: said back in episode nineteen.
Speaker 3: Do you never clean your legs?
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good point. Actually.
Speaker 3: I was in the shower this morning and I was
Speaker 3: cleaning my whole body, and I thought done, and then
Speaker 3: I looked down. I thought, hold on a second, I
Speaker 3: haven't even touched my legs, and I never do.
Speaker 2: I just hope to go the soap trickles down there.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I kind of. Sometimes I put the
Speaker 3: heel of my foot in the drain, so then it
Speaker 3: sort of fills up past my ankle and it just
Speaker 3: wade in the water like it's a jungle, and it
Speaker 3: sort of splashes up against my thighs and sort of
Speaker 3: like a baby in a little baby pool, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean, A big old baby. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: That description didn't make sense at the time. It doesn't
Speaker 2: make sense to me now.
Speaker 3: I'm still struggling to picture that baby boy.
Speaker 2: But the point is, do you neglect to wash your legs? Still?
Speaker 3: Isn't it funny that you bring this up because I
Speaker 3: washed my legs today in the shower, and I actually
Speaker 3: made the mental note. I made a point of A yeah,
Speaker 3: I made a point of washing my legs. Just not
Speaker 3: got a loof for now. And I seriously this morning
Speaker 3: washed my legs. I had no idea you were going
Speaker 3: to play that I washed my legs more than I did.
Speaker 3: But it's not a daily It's like a I do
Speaker 3: it on the day that I exfoliate my face. It's
Speaker 3: a Monday, Wednesday, Friday.
Speaker 2: I love a good leg exfoliate. Oh, then they feel
Speaker 2: gorgeous afterwards. When I was at the markets in Darwin,
Speaker 2: I got these gorgeous exfoliating rocks. Yes, and you just
Speaker 2: rub them on you and it's so good. They're made
Speaker 2: out of They made out of timothy shell clay clay
Speaker 2: rocks that exfoliate your legs and stuff. Oh, I love it.
Speaker 2: I'm a big legwasher these days. So I've definitely changed
Speaker 2: my opinion on that.
Speaker 3: Add that to the list of things better than drugs
Speaker 3: and dick. A good exfoliated leg.
Speaker 2: Yes, and it'xfoliated inner thigh. God, so good, that's where
Speaker 2: it gets and smooth.
Speaker 3: I have changed yep. So I've changed since that episode.
Speaker 2: Beautiful all right? Well, anyone else who wants to let
Speaker 2: us know something that you want to follow up on,
Speaker 2: because I know that some people listen back to old
Speaker 2: episodes occasionally and you might think, whatever happened to that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: whatever happened, let us know and we'll we'll Is it
Speaker 2: just me Cap?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, is it just me Wine because
Speaker 2: that makes sense to me.
Speaker 3: No, I like me Cap because also, if there was
Speaker 3: a really opinionated take that one of us had bring
Speaker 3: that to see if we still stand by that opinion.
Speaker 2: This is one more from me, by the way, this
Speaker 2: is something I said in literally our very first episode.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Okay, actually I've gotten.
Speaker 2: So obsessive with my like weight and like my goals
Speaker 2: at the gym, at the moment that I was like,
Speaker 2: you know what I need? I need a tape measure
Speaker 2: with me on all time, just to make sure my
Speaker 2: waist is the right.
Speaker 3: You have it with you. It's so small, it's like
Speaker 3: a little pocket watch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, God, redacted, I don't stand by that canceled these days.
Speaker 3: It is not good.
Speaker 2: What the fuck was wrong with me for not only
Speaker 2: carrying around to tape measure to measure my waist, but
Speaker 2: also then broadcasting that and inadvertently encouraging that that's fun.
Speaker 3: Seriously, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I said that.
Speaker 3: Let's get a me cap of Jenna from show two going.
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: Or does anyone else throw up after every meal? What
Speaker 3: were we doing in the early days? We were Fuck.
Speaker 2: Even the fact that I used to talk about dying
Speaker 2: and all that shit, I just I don't like to
Speaker 2: go there anymore, because you know how, you know how
Speaker 2: Chrisy's one's obviously lost a lot of weights. I remember
Speaker 2: her saying recently that she just doesn't because people will
Speaker 2: ask her in interview it's like, oh, how did you
Speaker 2: lose mate, whatever, and she just said, nah, I don't
Speaker 2: want to talk about it because over the years, when
Speaker 2: I heard other people talk about losing weight, it made
Speaker 2: me feel like shit. So I don't want to contrue
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 5: And I was like, yeah, good cool.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 5: Even before, when you were mentioning that I've lost right now.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I don't want to make it
Speaker 2: a thing.
Speaker 3: I agree. It shouldn't be celebrated in the way that
Speaker 3: we used to celebrate it. I mean like society like you'll.
Speaker 2: Never fucking catch me posting it before and after photo
Speaker 2: like I would have been twenty and sixteen.
Speaker 5: No, look how much mony I've longed.
Speaker 3: No, but I think what is okay? Because you and
Speaker 3: I both run a bit of a health kick at
Speaker 3: the moment, like a health and fitness journey. I think,
Speaker 3: and my angle is that I feel so much better mentally,
Speaker 3: like it's help you through this fuck time. I feel better.
Speaker 3: I don't feel a sluggish that is I think okay,
Speaker 3: to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Oh totally, I agree with that, but.
Speaker 3: I mean measuring your fucking inches loss.
Speaker 2: Ah, it's so embarrassing that that is out there. Is
Speaker 2: it wrong to go and edit that episode? Just cut
Speaker 2: that out? I can't wait for this actually know I
Speaker 2: can't edit it out because that that launched a whole
Speaker 2: arc that we did. Remember because that tape measure was
Speaker 2: thirty nine cents or something, and then we're trying to
Speaker 2: find something even cheaper online.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you got like a diffuser for the car.
Speaker 5: For like eleven cents or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, someone messaged us this week because you across TEAMU.
Speaker 6: I've heard about it.
Speaker 3: It's a new app or it's a new website that's
Speaker 3: like everything's ridiculously cheap. And someone said, remember when the
Speaker 3: Boys had that Cheapest Present challenge?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it was. The stupid tape measure that
Speaker 2: I used to measure my waist with what started all that?
Speaker 3: They shared the boy? They said the boy should do
Speaker 3: it on so maybe we look into that will come
Speaker 3: in the next couple of weeks. It's on me during
Speaker 3: Idiot's Facebook page.
Speaker 2: We should do that again.
Speaker 5: Just no toxic diet culture attached to.
Speaker 3: It, toxic diet culture. Hang on with my.
Speaker 2: Out of tune ready, it's held to big diet culture.
Speaker 3: Jens up for every meal? Not anymore, not since twenty
Speaker 3: twelve at least, just have Is it just me? The
Speaker 3: rude shocks of young adults food? All right? Do you
Speaker 3: know I have moved home with my parents, Mum and Dad,
Speaker 3: Michelle and Mark, bless them. I'm in the Casa Detury. Yes,
Speaker 3: Mitch has appeared and come to visit me in Cronulla.
Speaker 2: I did pop in and you know how you just
Speaker 2: mentioned that we're on a bit of a health kick
Speaker 2: at the moment. Yes, Oh my god. I don't know
Speaker 2: how you survive the commute from work to your place,
Speaker 2: because there was about twelve fucking McDonald's during that drive. Wow,
Speaker 2: I've never seen that many McDonald's in quick succession.
Speaker 3: And they're the ones that are so easy to get into.
Speaker 3: And how there's like ones you have to stop at
Speaker 3: a set of lights, turn left, go in to the drive,
Speaker 3: who come back, go through lights. I'm so sorry. It's
Speaker 3: the tea Do you need a lot? And I'm all right,
Speaker 3: I'm alright, it's a tea bag. These are the ones
Speaker 3: that you can just drive in, smooth drive through, smooth out.
Speaker 3: There's no stopping, like, there's such easy matchers.
Speaker 2: And I can just imagine there'd be nights where I'd
Speaker 2: be driving home and I'd go, oh, fuck, should I
Speaker 2: pull in and get a strawberry Sunday? And then I go, no, no,
Speaker 2: I won't. I won't. And then I see the second
Speaker 2: back and then I go, I'll barger it up, bloody
Speaker 2: will I'll get one.
Speaker 3: It's a sign now I have.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I'm on a bit of a health and wellness journey.
Speaker 3: I've got a personal trainer. Blah blah blah. It's boring.
Speaker 3: I do. I do. He's very nice. I think I'm
Speaker 3: straight though. He's like, oh, yes, you've just been through
Speaker 3: a breakoff. I'm like, yeah, did you leave her? Or
Speaker 3: did she leave you? I was like, what don't we
Speaker 3: focus on on the kettle bells?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 2: Anyway, So you're back at home, You're two weeks living
Speaker 2: with mum and dad again.
Speaker 5: How are you liking it? Are they doing your head in?
Speaker 3: Yet? They know they're not doing my head and they
Speaker 3: never could like I I do. Are my parents and
Speaker 3: they're so My mom and dad are so good at
Speaker 3: this time in anyone's life. Yeah, they're so good at
Speaker 3: being classic parents. Like if there was a sitcom about
Speaker 3: an Ossie family, it'd be my my family, my mum
Speaker 3: and dad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, packed to the Cheeries, truly, totally feasible.
Speaker 3: Truly I did. I packed and went to the cheer.
Speaker 3: All my furnitures in the garage, and like my mom
Speaker 3: can barely fit a station wagon in because it's got
Speaker 3: on my furniture and my boots is in it. But
Speaker 3: I'm loving just slotting back into my parents' life because like,
Speaker 3: I've been gone for four years and now they have
Speaker 3: all these routines that I wasn't a part of.
Speaker 7: What.
Speaker 3: So Mum watches every whatever fucking night it's on, watches
Speaker 3: Home and Away?
Speaker 2: Oh that is every night?
Speaker 3: Is it? Every night? She watches Home and Away? But
Speaker 3: she she doesn't know how to watch like catch up TV.
Speaker 3: So it starts at say seven point thirty yea. So
Speaker 3: she'll be cooking dinner, She'll run to the foxtail box,
Speaker 3: She'll pause it and then continue to cook dinner, eat dinner,
Speaker 3: clean up. Then then after a meal, I go, I'm
Speaker 3: probably gonna go downstairs to bed. Mum goes come watch
Speaker 3: Home and Away.
Speaker 2: You can also record on foxtail phone.
Speaker 3: Oh, I said all these things to her. We sit
Speaker 3: on the couch, she plays it, and then we watch
Speaker 3: it with the ads.
Speaker 5: Was she not a home and away girl when you
Speaker 5: live there?
Speaker 3: Never hated Home and Away?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 3: Really?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 2: She must be really fucking born being an almost empty nester.
Speaker 3: I know what she is when hour we're bad.
Speaker 6: Also very much into home and Away now.
Speaker 3: And mum knows them all. This is Chris Hemsworth's cousin,
Speaker 3: and you can hear his voice. He sounds like Chris. Oh,
Speaker 3: they're about to introduce the newer beach boy terrible actor.
Speaker 3: And she just sits there and ridicules these Home and
Speaker 3: Away actors, And then she goes down that you should
Speaker 3: be on a show. Light this mom, I can't have
Speaker 3: this discussion every night. I'm not going to be on
Speaker 3: Home and Away.
Speaker 2: Did she baby a lot or did it still have
Speaker 2: a bit of independence?
Speaker 3: No? She does. The first week was like, yeah, she
Speaker 3: does my washing still.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't sneeze at that opportunity. I do enjoy washing,
Speaker 2: but if someone else wants to do it, fucking go
Speaker 2: for Babs. Knock yourself out.
Speaker 3: That's what I say again. Mom will happily do it.
Speaker 3: I wear the same black shirt and shorts every day
Speaker 3: in a pair of black socks, But she happily does
Speaker 3: it and then hangs it out. But like, I'm contributing,
Speaker 3: I'm paying for a house clean.
Speaker 5: Every two weeks, paying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I pay for a cleaner to come.
Speaker 2: Really, you can't just pull your weight and fucking pick
Speaker 2: up a chucks.
Speaker 3: I'm not cleaning that house. It's a two story shier home.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I will say. When you say that you've moved
Speaker 2: back home now, people might picture like, oh, you're all
Speaker 2: living in the same house, sharing the same lounging, but
Speaker 2: you've got your own private quarters round floor. If you
Speaker 2: go downstairs, you've got your own loundroom, your own bathroom,
Speaker 2: your own fucking bedroom. And I'm like, I don't know
Speaker 2: why you're worried about hooking up or fucking at your parents' house.
Speaker 2: There's no way they'll hear it. It's so excluded from
Speaker 2: the rest of the house it is. I wasn't worried
Speaker 2: about that, you were last time.
Speaker 3: I'm not worried about it anymore. And I've tried and
Speaker 3: it hasn't worked. Shia grinder is horrific. You try, It's
Speaker 3: like uber eats in fucking Burke Like there is not
Speaker 3: there's nothing there. I'm like, let me download this and
Speaker 3: see what's going on.
Speaker 2: Really horrific. That can't be true. There'd be other gays
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 3: Discreet none of them want to. Other of them want
Speaker 3: to show their.
Speaker 5: Face what they're all like, married straight men and stuff.
Speaker 3: D L Dad looking for sun I emoji.
Speaker 2: So you haven't had the opportunity to pork in your parents'
Speaker 2: house yet?
Speaker 3: No, I haven't. I haven't. And also I don't feel
Speaker 3: like I'm there yet. I don't too sad, I don't
Speaker 3: want so I don't want to. But yeah, I haven't
Speaker 3: had the opportunity yet in my bedroom. But it is
Speaker 3: odd being in my childhood bedroom. My little sister's next door,
Speaker 3: Like she'll come in and knock on my door and go,
Speaker 3: do you mind turning it? Oh?
Speaker 2: She's back at home.
Speaker 3: She's she never left. Oh right, little Rachel twenty three.
Speaker 2: She'd be spewing that she has to now share her
Speaker 2: quarters with her brother. She's been having it to herself
Speaker 2: all this time.
Speaker 3: She had to empty your skincare cabtain outside. I could
Speaker 3: have my side of the skincare cabinet.
Speaker 2: There's a skincare cabinet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well for my retinoles and whatnot, you know. And
Speaker 3: now I'm single, gott to look my best, So I've
Speaker 3: pissed off Rachel. Then there's Dad, who is so sweet.
Speaker 3: He'll come down every night and he'll bring me because
Speaker 3: Dad loves self help and he listens to podcasts.
Speaker 2: Fuck, here we go. What does he bring you? He'll no,
Speaker 2: don't tell me, don't even tell me. He brings like
Speaker 2: a business card with a quote on it.
Speaker 3: He sends those to me on Instagram every day. Ah,
Speaker 3: it's a quote.
Speaker 5: I knew it.
Speaker 6: Inspirational message.
Speaker 3: No, he's got me books, self help books, and he'll
Speaker 3: send me podcasts and he'll go, mate, listen to this
Speaker 3: and this is how you help, and this is how
Speaker 3: you learn your attachment styles. And I've got six books
Speaker 3: from Dad in two weeks.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what attachment styles means. To be fair,
Speaker 2: you've mentioned it a few times. What do I need
Speaker 2: to know?
Speaker 3: It's so interesting? Avoidant, anxious or.
Speaker 2: What do they all mean?
Speaker 3: I'm still reading the book. I'm not quite sure the
Speaker 3: book I'm reading. By the way, is attached.
Speaker 2: Anyone thought an email Dylan below the book is attached.
Speaker 3: It's called attached, and then.
Speaker 2: I have to write back politely sorry you haven't actually
Speaker 2: attached anything. I think you forgot to attach it.
Speaker 3: But anyway, it's very important to learning about how you
Speaker 3: act and who you are in a relationship. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
Speaker 3: I'm on the self help train thanks to Dad. Mum
Speaker 3: discovered what PREP was and had the most awkward conversation
Speaker 3: with me. You've ever heard like the anti HIV AIDS drug.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what a PREP is. Yeah, never taken
Speaker 2: it in my life, but I'm across it.
Speaker 3: Well, nor have I now I'm single. Mum was like, oh,
Speaker 3: we were having a cup of tea. TV was on.
Speaker 3: I don't think Ricky Martin came out. Ricky Martin. He's
Speaker 3: good looking, he is he there's this drug that I've
Speaker 3: heard about. I'm like, wow, terrible seguey. You know there's
Speaker 3: this wonder It's a wonder drug. There is. It's a
Speaker 3: wonder drug that I've heard about for your for at
Speaker 3: the L, for the L and the GB, the beach,
Speaker 3: for the whole community, all the gang. Yes, I've heard
Speaker 3: that all the yeah, all that. Yeah, queiz. She was
Speaker 3: like the quez queiz, the fair and height. It's Celsius.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a one daily drug and you can
Speaker 3: take it if you partake in Uh, well, you know
Speaker 3: not normal. It's not normal because what you do is normal.
Speaker 3: It's anal sex. I'm like, yeah, Marmy beaten around the
Speaker 3: bush and she's like, well you don't normally have bush,
Speaker 3: do you? Guys like to like, does she want you
Speaker 3: on prep? She was just offering that she was worried
Speaker 3: about AIDS.
Speaker 2: And You're like, thank fuck for you, Michelle. I've been
Speaker 2: looking for this information everywhere. How else would I have
Speaker 2: learned about prep if not for you?
Speaker 3: She was talking to me as if I was Freddie Mercury.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Mum, no, maybe she wants you to get
Speaker 2: back out there.
Speaker 3: Potentially potentially get on PREP mate. Have fun been a
Speaker 3: sad sap. I haven't made that decision yet, but the
Speaker 3: way she's like, I'll send you a link. She text
Speaker 3: me a link from Mayo Clinic. It's just Prep clinic.
Speaker 3: I'm like, thanks, Mum.
Speaker 2: I feel like if you went on PREP because you
Speaker 2: don't like being ripped off, you would feel compelled to
Speaker 2: fuck more. And you're like, I'm on this drunk and
Speaker 2: I'm not even having unsafe sex protecting myself from nothing.
Speaker 2: I've got to get banged from my back, so to speak.
Speaker 3: It's also not like it is good for you. It's amazing,
Speaker 3: but it's heavy on your system. You've got to get
Speaker 3: regular blood tests every three months in order to get
Speaker 3: the next dose. So, yeah, you're exactly right. I'll be like,
Speaker 3: I want to fucking, I want to I want.
Speaker 2: To fuck to make all this admitt work.
Speaker 3: Yes, But long story shot, I'm enjoying living home with
Speaker 3: my parents. You know what it's good for. And if
Speaker 3: you've gone through a breakup and you have this option,
Speaker 3: or you can live with other people, go and do it.
Speaker 3: Because coming home to an empty house and the triggers
Speaker 3: and the reminders of what is gone hits you. But
Speaker 3: to come home to a home with other people, people
Speaker 3: that love you, and even for someone to go you
Speaker 3: want a cup of tea, Come watch home and away,
Speaker 3: you know, come learn about this life saving gay medication
Speaker 3: that you've known about for a while. It just takes
Speaker 3: your brain out of the doom and gloom, and it's
Speaker 3: the best thing that I've done okay, yeah, the best thing.
Speaker 3: It's working well, it's okay. Also, I need to remind
Speaker 3: myself that this next couple of months is for that,
Speaker 3: for healing, for the cups of tea. I plan to
Speaker 3: be out by October, November December.
Speaker 2: Sotober November December. When do I have to nag?
Speaker 3: End of year? End of year? I reckon, If I
Speaker 3: haven't sent you domain property listings come November, then put
Speaker 3: a rocket up. Me happy longer. I don't want to
Speaker 3: be there longer. But I'm doing beach walks every day.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I know all the kavoodles on the
Speaker 3: Coronella Esplanade, I know all the cafes. It's great. I'm happy.
Speaker 3: You know. The weird situation that I'm in is you're
Speaker 3: at that point in a breakup where it's been like,
Speaker 3: what twelve weeks now it's been three months.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's that awkward point in a breakup where
Speaker 3: you're I still have very low days and I feel
Speaker 3: so sad and awful, but your friends kind of I'm
Speaker 3: not pinning this on YouTube, but people sort of stop asking,
Speaker 3: and then they stop they assume me you'll be better
Speaker 3: so that I feel guilty. I'm like, fuck, I should
Speaker 3: be so much better by this point. But then you go,
Speaker 3: it's only been twelve weeks. But then you go, wait,
Speaker 3: it's been twelve weeks. Much bredder.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's such as no, should, don't around the words
Speaker 2: should should?
Speaker 3: I know, but you just think like you're what you
Speaker 3: see TikTok, and it's like, here's how I healed from
Speaker 3: my ex.
Speaker 2: After two months, you're like, raiseet, bitch, seriousnessy play.
Speaker 3: Yes. So if you're going through a breakup and you're
Speaker 3: at that awkward point, like when you're still struggling, I'm
Speaker 3: thinking of ya, I'm with ya.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll take time.
Speaker 3: Sad, isn't it. Also when you're like a public couple,
Speaker 3: everyone people are discovering it. I'm still getting messages like
Speaker 3: I've just heard the news. That's shocking. Imagine Maddy McCann's
Speaker 3: parents getting messages now I've just heard the news. That'd
Speaker 3: be shocking. Yes, not saying that my breakup five years
Speaker 3: is anything like what went down at prior to Loge, however,
Speaker 3: just an example.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, I'm good, I'm glad you've enjoying being back
Speaker 2: at home with mummy. And dad, gorgeous.
Speaker 5: You've got a long commutey heaw do you we better
Speaker 5: get out of here, let's go.
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Speaker 3: Do you think people at this point snap their phone
Speaker 3: in half?
Speaker 5: Huh?
Speaker 3: Just this? This is so shit this show. Why did
Speaker 3: they get to this point? They go, I'm going to
Speaker 3: drive off a cliff?
Speaker 2: I hope not, but do why?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a real energy change. Fuck, we were peppy
Speaker 3: in those early episodes.
Speaker 2: Oh, I found it a little bit annoying. Were more relaxed.
Speaker 3: Barbecue chicken shit. Also, I know.
Speaker 2: Also, I can't help but notice that I had quite
Speaker 2: a fucking hefty weeds laugh on me?
Speaker 5: Then you did you reckon? The fucking vapes has ruined it?
Speaker 2: Oh, definitely, Like I'm more short of breath all those
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Speaker 3: I can't weeze your back mine was shocking, and then
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Speaker 3: Now it's bad again because I swallowed that fucking tea bag.
Speaker 2: I used to do that a lot.
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Speaker 2: Oh no, there's no need to head off. You're more
Speaker 2: than welcome to Timothy Shall stay.
Speaker 3: What are we watching? Is anyone watching?
Speaker 2: The fucking fantastic question? Because I need something new?
Speaker 3: I need something new, recommendation from me? The other two.
Speaker 3: It's on bingeos or Foxtail. So funny, really, I think
Speaker 3: it's in my top five favorite shows ever. It is
Speaker 3: so brilliantly done. The other two premises, here's the cell.
Speaker 3: Two siblings who are like in their late twenties early thirties.
Speaker 3: Their mama's played by Molly Shannon hellajahs, I love her.
Speaker 3: And they've got a younger brother who's about thirteen fourteen anyway.
Speaker 3: The older brother is a struggling actor. The sister works
Speaker 3: in entertainment, and the younger brother blows up and becomes
Speaker 3: an overnight success. Is like a Justin Bieber. Oh dear,
Speaker 3: So there the other two. So their mum becomes his manager.
Speaker 3: Is like managing this son who's like the biggest star
Speaker 3: in the world, and then the other two siblings just
Speaker 3: have to kind of like go along for the ride.
Speaker 3: It's so good, you've got to watch it good.
Speaker 6: I just finished the first season of the Summer I
Speaker 6: Turned Pretty.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I watched that too, and I hate
Speaker 2: how much I liked it.
Speaker 3: It's quite clearly.
Speaker 5: Skewed to teenage girls, but I was fucking eating it up.
Speaker 6: What's it called Summer Turned Pretty? By the way, Oh
Speaker 6: my god, I love it.
Speaker 5: Who did you say was the mum in that show
Speaker 5: you watched?
Speaker 3: Molly Shannon.
Speaker 2: I can't take Molly Shannon seriously ever since she played
Speaker 2: the American version of cath In Kathin Kim, and they
Speaker 2: did an American version. It was absolutely atrocious.
Speaker 3: The Summer I Turned Pretty? This cast, you two, all
Speaker 3: these kids, they just look like, oh.
Speaker 2: But that's just what I want sometimes, something mindless. I've
Speaker 2: just finished watching All the Five Bedrooms, that fucking Aussie show,
Speaker 2: which is like, fine. I liked it, I enjoyed it,
Speaker 2: but it was just there's nothing too tricky or special happening.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yes, I know what you mean. I agree with you
Speaker 3: that I need a good new show. I'm watching drag
Speaker 3: Race at the moment, All Stars season eight shocking. It's
Speaker 3: not good, isn't it. Noah, I'm over it. I've just
Speaker 3: got drag fatigue.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I I know a lot of friends that have been
Speaker 2: saying the same thing. Yea, like drag Race used to
Speaker 2: be something they look forward to, but it's just becoming.
Speaker 2: There's so many different spinoffs to keep up with it.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh fuck, it's like a chore.
Speaker 3: The one film I'm excited to see is Barbie.
Speaker 2: Oh I can't wait for barb What is it about
Speaker 2: Barbie that everyone wants to see it?
Speaker 3: Because it's going to be it's like self referential, it's
Speaker 3: self aware. It's not like a Barbie movie, Like Barbie
Speaker 3: paid the rights to a movie company to make it.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like they know that. They're like they're
Speaker 3: in on the joke. That right, they're in on the fact.
Speaker 3: That's a bit meta, it's a bit silly. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 3: I mean Greta Gerwig's I just feel like it's going
Speaker 3: to be bang on. The cast is amazing, so good.
Speaker 3: Oh god, yeah, I'm very excited for I'm so keen.
Speaker 3: I'm so pumped.
Speaker 2: Oh do you remember fucking I can't remember which episode,
Speaker 2: but a while ago we signed that corkscrew from the
Speaker 2: bottle of wine and put it on eBay.
Speaker 3: Yeah. We sold it for like sixty bucks or something.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then donated to charity.
Speaker 3: Obviously.
Speaker 2: Should we do the same with this ukulele?
Speaker 3: Show me the yuke here? Yeah, let's fucking do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, famed ukulele from episode one fifty one. Oh see,
Speaker 2: it's gone out of tune again.
Speaker 3: I've got a permanent market.
Speaker 2: Here is that permanent?
Speaker 3: I do staples? You remark, give me the first to
Speaker 3: sign it. You're the you're the artist my back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, it's going to arrive dreadfully out of tune.
Speaker 2: You know how to work eBay and shit right, you
Speaker 2: can list.
Speaker 3: I can list it on my chury one two three
Speaker 3: eBay account.
Speaker 2: What do we I'll bring the box that it came
Speaker 2: in so you can send it.
Speaker 3: Very nice. What are we going to donate the money too?
Speaker 2: It's up to them.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's up to the purchaser. Got it?
Speaker 9: Got it?
Speaker 2: Should I write on the back, like as used in
Speaker 2: episode one fifty one of Is It just Me? The podcast.
Speaker 2: Well done, okay.
Speaker 3: And then just sign it. Then I'll sign it. Then
Speaker 3: General sign it, and Gen will also kiss it.
Speaker 2: I'll fist it. Does that add value?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, office it too, I'll lick it. I don't
Speaker 3: go somewhere.
Speaker 2: You're just spitting it.
Speaker 3: It's been a while since I've had any sort of
Speaker 3: rough and tumble action. I might do it. How big
Speaker 3: is a hole in the center? I might have a go.
Speaker 2: Give it a go.
Speaker 3: It's too small, and for public record, it is huge,
Speaker 3: the size of a CD. Too small?
Speaker 2: Ship my hand runnings? No good?
Speaker 5: Hey, neither is this text? I will add? What is
Speaker 5: there another permanent marker?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I just don't have a cash It's an office.
Speaker 2: You'd think they would.
Speaker 3: I've got a gold permanent market. Yes, that's better beautiful.
Speaker 5: Oh no, that that'll blend into the wood.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, Oh I've got sharpie.
Speaker 2: Wow, I have three about me? Ask for the Oh now,
Speaker 2: look what you've done. You've distracted me, I wrote, as
Speaker 2: heard in episode of I didn't even write the number, mitchure.
Speaker 3: That's your dyslexia, not my fault. Dyslexia.
Speaker 2: I didn't touch it. Just to whoever wants to bid
Speaker 2: on this yuke on eBay will put a link in
Speaker 2: the Facebook group. The misspelling won't rab out, so I'm
Speaker 2: just going to cross that out one fifty one and
Speaker 2: then I'll just cross out the error. Sorry about that.
Speaker 3: It adds character, It adds so much, as Jennejer said,
Speaker 3: and rightly so it adds character rightly.
Speaker 2: So I write twenty twenty three on there as well.
Speaker 3: That's a good idea. Is ever room for us to sign?
Speaker 3: Because my signature is a paragraph?
Speaker 5: I think I figured that we signed the front.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, good idea? Am I signing?
Speaker 2: Can I sign a first?
Speaker 3: Of course? Of course you've just had plenty of time
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck me, get off my dick.
Speaker 3: I thought you'd finished by now.
Speaker 5: Well it's a full sentence.
Speaker 3: Okay, sorry it is. It take his like he's writing
Speaker 3: on the Rosetta stone.
Speaker 2: You go.
Speaker 5: You can sign it now, Jenna, thank you?
Speaker 3: Can you pass my other purper markers? I've collected them
Speaker 3: over the years and I don't want Jackie O to
Speaker 3: steal them because we know she's a clepto. Thanks, I
Speaker 3: call that so. Yes.
Speaker 2: The Facebook group will post the link to the ukulele.
Speaker 2: If you want to beat on that, don't go crazy.
Speaker 2: But remember it goes to a charity of your choice.
Speaker 3: All that money goes to a charity. Correct.
Speaker 5: Do you want me to teach you? Were called on
Speaker 5: that U? While it's in your.
Speaker 3: Hands, I can play. I learned the banjo.
Speaker 2: Remember it's not really the same thing.
Speaker 6: Do you still have the banjo? Do you play it?
Speaker 3: Toxic?
Speaker 2: I'll teach you a really easy one. Okay, So the string,
Speaker 2: furthest away from you? The third threat, yep, that's no,
Speaker 2: not on the gold in between. No, the third one,
Speaker 2: the third black space. That's the first one. That's the second,
Speaker 2: that's no, No, no, oh my fucking wandering furthest away
Speaker 2: from you. Stay on that string, third thret.
Speaker 3: I'm not worried about anything.
Speaker 5: That your fingers in the right spot.
Speaker 3: Oh, one, two, three, got it?
Speaker 5: Yes, that's a c No.
Speaker 2: The whole thing.
Speaker 3: Is that he's strum the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Yes, you play the banjo.
Speaker 3: Okay, Mitch Cherry, Jenna Benson, Mitchell Coombs. It's been signed.
Speaker 5: What did we call the song again?
Speaker 2: Maybe write that in cursive down the bottom on the
Speaker 2: back here, Yeah, maybe down the bottom.
Speaker 3: There in quotes because it's a song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a nice cursive italic situation.
Speaker 3: You want me to do this?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Are you not good at handwriting? All right? I'm I
Speaker 2: mean your handwriting can't be much worse than mine. Doing
Speaker 2: it so loudly, he's really causing a scene with that mark,
Speaker 2: the R.
Speaker 3: And the U so big that I'm going to have
Speaker 3: to start writing down.
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's elegant if the first letter of the
Speaker 2: word is really big and the rest it's a really tiny.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what are you laughing at? You're not
Speaker 2: capable of talking at the same time. Hello?
Speaker 6: Why are you so slow and loud?
Speaker 3: I can't focus throwing things at me? Stop? My heart
Speaker 3: rate has dropped.
Speaker 5: Now do you understand why it took me so long
Speaker 5: to write what I wrote?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: There you go show. I want to see the program.
Speaker 6: I want to see.
Speaker 2: That is quite nice. I like that.
Speaker 6: I did not expect that what you express.
Speaker 3: You asked, Whims. It's nice? Is it good?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: We should take a photo of it and we'll put
Speaker 3: it up. Let me take the photos now because the lightings.
Speaker 5: No, don't do it now.
Speaker 2: We're doing a podcast and you evidently can't multitask can you.
Speaker 3: Post videos to YouTube?
Speaker 2: Why are you putting sort of.
Speaker 5: A question is that.
Speaker 2: I think we should go.
Speaker 5: You've completely lost it.
Speaker 3: Why are we focusing it on YouTube?
Speaker 2: Can you post videos on YouTube that's so damp?
Speaker 3: Can you buy groceries at more words?
Speaker 2: Can I send letters at the post off?
Speaker 3: Can I do a shit in thisss toilet?
Speaker 5: Can we get off the ground in this helicopter.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna post that to you, jitsy and no, we'll pop.
Speaker 2: The link in the Facebook group and during idiots, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree, And like we said, don't forget to let
Speaker 2: us know anything that we need to follow up on
Speaker 2: that we need to Is it just me?
Speaker 5: Cap anything we said in the early days.
Speaker 3: Of course, And if you want to leave us a
Speaker 3: review weeks, well fuck.
Speaker 2: Our listeners have better memories than we do.
Speaker 3: Sometimes in the is it just Me group chat, the
Speaker 3: Juran idiots chat, they're just talking about old episodes.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed that now that we've got a group
Speaker 2: chat on Facebook Messenger alongside the Facebook group, have you
Speaker 2: noticed that they don't really welcome us in the group chat.
Speaker 2: It's not for us, it's for them. If I contribute,
Speaker 2: no one replies, They just kind of carry on with
Speaker 2: their conversation.
Speaker 3: I had a down day. The other day, I'm like,
Speaker 3: this will beat me up, you know, And I said,
Speaker 3: Hi everyone, nothing.
Speaker 2: No chat, don't give a fuck about it. Know who
Speaker 2: we are chatting amongst themselves. They really are happy for them.
Speaker 6: Yeah, good on them.
Speaker 3: They're independent. Yeah yeah, but don't bite the hand that
Speaker 3: feed to you. Ow.
Speaker 5: They're biting me.
Speaker 3: Ow.
Speaker 2: Should we bloody go?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go. Great show, guys.
Speaker 2: Well, we hope this podcast made you feel at least
Speaker 2: three percent better today.
Speaker 3: That's all so so, Jenny, I have a great week
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