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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to fit Down Talk.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, this is a very exciting moment for all

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<v Speaker 1>of us. This is long awaited on the show, very

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<v Speaker 1>long awaited. Yeah, and this was something that I was

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<v Speaker 1>tasked quite a few months ago. You gave yourself the

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<v Speaker 1>task I did.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the guest booker on the show, and through your

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<v Speaker 3>own procrastination, this has accidentally become our most hyped guest ever.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I think people because famously I never end

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<v Speaker 1>up getting guests. I say, hey, I'm talking to this

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking to Chris Hemsworth and it just never comes off.

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<v Speaker 1>But this I was talking to this person for quite

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<v Speaker 1>a while and it has come off. You will know

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<v Speaker 1>her as one of Australia's favorite creators, sort of coming

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<v Speaker 1>out of nowhere. I feel. You'll have seen her work

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<v Speaker 1>on TikTok, maybe her book. She's also an author. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the one and only for darn hi for that. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you do podcasts often? I've seen you on the

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<v Speaker 1>Telly and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this is my first podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Right, okay, well you can relax here.

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<v Speaker 1>We just talked shit. It's fine. I saw you on

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<v Speaker 1>the on the Morning show or Sunrise and those shows

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<v Speaker 1>we've done live TV. It's like wambam, get you in,

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<v Speaker 1>get you out. You don't get to say what you want.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very stressed. Did you find it stressful? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It went way too quickly. They gave me four minutes

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<v Speaker 2>of their time and I had so much to say,

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<v Speaker 2>but I.

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<v Speaker 4>Had that's about I've got time for for I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was a bit like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, listen, we have a present for you. So Mitch

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<v Speaker 1>has already given you something off off the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>The mug. The mug we go for down a mug.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is my boyfriend, Stephen got this for you.

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<v Speaker 4>So have we loved gifts.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just got this, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Says for Dan. It's a little cosmetic bag and it's

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<v Speaker 2>got a lemon.

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<v Speaker 1>It's bedazzled. Oh that's so cyare bedazzles?

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<v Speaker 2>Love it's thank you? What's his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Stephen? Stephen? Love it?

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<v Speaker 2>Stephen, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to welcome you to the show because you

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<v Speaker 1>love your lemons. And I think Mitch did I introduce

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<v Speaker 1>you to for Dan? I said, have you seen this woman?

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<v Speaker 1>She's on TikTok, She's got the catch phrases the Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>play today love, I've got the apron. What what are

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<v Speaker 1>are some of your other catchphrases?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck it, I can afford it. Yes, I say that

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<v Speaker 2>if you be the big hole people when I'm putting

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<v Speaker 2>salt on things, because I used the big hole saxa.

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<v Speaker 2>Squeeze the day, the sax the saxa. Yeah, yeah, squeeze

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<v Speaker 2>the day.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my mother lemon thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday Platterday, I feel, is the more iconic one because

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<v Speaker 1>you just serve food on a platter. Here's what I

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<v Speaker 1>find confused.

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<v Speaker 2>Got to work, man, it doesn't.

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say this is what I find confusing

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<v Speaker 3>about the Saturday platter day thing, because the whole idea

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<v Speaker 3>behind it is I'm not cooking dinner on a Saturday.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't be bothered, so instead I'm doing a platter.

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<v Speaker 1>But I find that more stressful a platter.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd rather just make dinner because like my fucking group

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<v Speaker 3>of gays, they treat making platters like it's a competitive

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<v Speaker 3>Olympic sport. Yeah, who can make the best platter? I

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<v Speaker 3>just don't get involved. I'm like, here's a fucking packet

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<v Speaker 3>of cheese. US that's my platter.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they get the salami, they make it a row. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you make it look so easy? How do you

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<v Speaker 1>do that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, because I'm not pleasing anyone. It's just Hubby, me

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<v Speaker 2>and the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>But they look spectacular. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well it's just pretty, you know. And it's just fresh stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'll go shopping that day for stuff. On Saturday.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't get old things out of the fridge. We're

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<v Speaker 2>using all fresh stuff. Yeah, and then we just put

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<v Speaker 2>it all together and it's just so delicious.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you find that easier than making dinner?

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<v Speaker 2>You remember, I'm cooking every other night, So.

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<v Speaker 3>I have to ask, how the fuck do you cut

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<v Speaker 3>those cucumbers with such confidence? It's a knife man, without

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<v Speaker 3>cutting yourself. Because Mitch, you can back me up here

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<v Speaker 3>the amount of times I've come in here with fucking

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<v Speaker 3>band aids all over my fingers because I've accidentally sliced

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<v Speaker 3>it again, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is like Edward his hands and you you've got

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<v Speaker 1>a pairing knife, You've got a cue cumble with the

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<v Speaker 1>same head, and you're cutting the blade into your thumb.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes me so stressed watching your videos. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>she's not even looking, she's gonna cut it.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the technique?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's an ethnic thing we just learned, Like

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<v Speaker 2>that's how you pill an.

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<v Speaker 1>Apple that my alma does the same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and you just chop, chop, chop chop. It's how

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<v Speaker 2>it is. So I would like I can have a

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<v Speaker 2>chopping board in front of me, but my instinct is

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<v Speaker 2>not to use it, and I'll be like, oh, that's right,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a chopping board, but I just like to

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<v Speaker 2>cut in my hand with.

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<v Speaker 3>You've never had any platter injuries, very rare, okay, really

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<v Speaker 3>that makes you feel a bit more human because it

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<v Speaker 3>happens all too often. Just when one heals, I'll do

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<v Speaker 3>it again. It's always cabbage that gets me. Dies in cabbage.

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<v Speaker 1>Watch cabbage. What's cabbage it? How does a cabbage you come?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never cut a cat. Would you buy it shredded?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Do not? Oh? It's like a soccer ball, isn't it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm just treading it myself with a knife. You

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<v Speaker 1>need to buy appreciate that hard to understand now. I

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<v Speaker 1>live by the packet stuff. Oh yeah, the page. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the cut broccoli, the zoodles, the cut carrot. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have to cut. You don't need a knife

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<v Speaker 1>for these days.

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<v Speaker 4>Salad, validate a plastic Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, now they're going to come for me for the plastic. Sorry, guys.

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<v Speaker 1>I love your tiktoks. I just will turn on, like

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<v Speaker 1>after a long day of work and you're making dinner

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<v Speaker 1>and you're just filming, and it's on TikTok, and it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a ten minute TikTok. Did you just say fuck editing?

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm got a film and I'm gonna upload.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have time for it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't even know how to edit. Sometimes I'll

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh, that could be controversial. I should edit

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<v Speaker 2>that out. He's got time for that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, But do you worry about the controversy of things

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<v Speaker 1>or putting things out out there online? Because the internet

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<v Speaker 1>is an interesting place and you can you surely can

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<v Speaker 1>upset many people very quickly on the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think I. I've been on TikTok for nearly

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<v Speaker 2>two years now, and I've learned about being really flippant

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<v Speaker 2>about stuff. So and I used to be because I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, ah, you know, I've got lots of junk

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<v Speaker 2>in my office that people have sent me. And everyone

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<v Speaker 2>was like, really offended that I referred to it as junk. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't. I meant stuff I used to went

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<v Speaker 2>inter changeably. I didn't mean like it wasn't quality items.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was like, oh, they're right. So then I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>when I refer to that, I would never say that

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<v Speaker 2>again because I learned the lesson it was it was

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<v Speaker 2>taken the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I actually ask about one of your catch phrases,

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<v Speaker 3>the whole fuck that I can afford it thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Recently on the podcast there, it's something that happened here.

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<v Speaker 3>I was talking about the fact that I just paid

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<v Speaker 3>off my student loan. I just wanted the debt gone, really,

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<v Speaker 3>and then I got a message from someone saying, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's really insensitive during the cost of living crisis to

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<v Speaker 3>rub that in. Some people would love to be able

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<v Speaker 3>to clear their debts. You shouldn't be bragging about that.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, oh, sorry, didn't even consider that

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<v Speaker 3>taking it on board. But then I see people like

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<v Speaker 3>you who get away with saying fuck that I can

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<v Speaker 3>afford it. You make no secret of shopping at all

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<v Speaker 3>the high end places.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever get pushed back about that?

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<v Speaker 2>I do, but I I think the reason that it's

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<v Speaker 2>okay is because I have a full time job. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a partner in a law firm. I work very hard.

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<v Speaker 2>People will see me go working on public holidays, going

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<v Speaker 2>in on the weekends, coming back home when it's dark,

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<v Speaker 2>not spending time with my kids because I'm working. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's the balance of yeah, I can afford it because

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<v Speaker 2>I fucking work hard. It's not a I'm an influencer.

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<v Speaker 2>I make money off you watching me on TikTok, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a real job, so I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>flaunt my wealth to you guys and go. It's not

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<v Speaker 2>that so, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>A way interesting point. You're not an influencer out there

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<v Speaker 1>benefiting from the audience. That's how you're making your money.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going, fucking I can afford it because I'm working

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<v Speaker 1>in nine to five.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, more than nine to five.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah. Yeah, because you're a lawyer

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<v Speaker 1>by trade. Oh my gosh. If we said something that

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<v Speaker 1>for done didn't like matchull, she could litigate us, she

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<v Speaker 1>could end us. So you would you sue us?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'd never Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's a nice answer.

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<v Speaker 3>You're working family law, correct, I do perfect. We should

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<v Speaker 3>bring this up with her while she's here. It's the

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<v Speaker 3>whole situation between Jenna and I. Normally we have our

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<v Speaker 3>third wheel, Jenny here with us and her and I.

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<v Speaker 3>We were talking the other day on the podcast about

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<v Speaker 3>if she were to embark on motherhood single mom, she

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<v Speaker 3>just needed a donor whose sperm? Would you choose myself

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<v Speaker 3>or mitcheering, I would chose me naturally? For naturally, she

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<v Speaker 3>chose me.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's so hard. I walked in, Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>for done, did say, Mit, you're very tall, very very

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<v Speaker 1>handsome to me, So I think for Done would choose

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<v Speaker 1>mine in the situation. No one asked, mate, I'm just

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get someone to take my sperm.

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<v Speaker 3>No one like, hypothetically, if Jenny and I were to

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<v Speaker 3>do that, what would I need to be aware of?

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<v Speaker 3>It's the donor like legally going into that any red flags?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, don't go on the birth certificate if you

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<v Speaker 2>don't want any involvement in the child's life and in particular,

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<v Speaker 2>child sport. You're on the berstificate, you're up for child's

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<v Speaker 2>sport immediately. So you're not a donor, you're a father.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're on the birth certificate.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, if I'm not on the birth certificate again, it's

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<v Speaker 3>all perhaps, But then do I am I not allowed

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<v Speaker 3>to meet the kid?

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<v Speaker 1>And stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>It depends on and you should really have a deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I see where we'd come through.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could draft documents about this and you can

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<v Speaker 2>have psycha contract about it, but predominantly your rights come

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<v Speaker 2>from the birth certificate. So when people have said previously, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I've got my best friend a donor, and they go

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<v Speaker 2>on the birth certificate, and then later in life that

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<v Speaker 2>person says, you know what, I think I missed it

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<v Speaker 2>on like the hard yards. They missed all the baby stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids all of a sudden, fun can communicate playing

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<v Speaker 2>soccer whatever, I want to be involved in this kid's life,

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<v Speaker 2>and they can force their rights. Why could wrong the beertificate?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh see, you've had cases like that where originally they

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<v Speaker 3>agreed I'll be your hands off dad, but then change

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<v Speaker 3>their mind later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Right, And it's really tough on the mother because

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<v Speaker 2>that wasn't the deal. The deal was you wer a

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<v Speaker 2>sperm downe even pay child's port. All those years you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't involved in the hard slog and yet you come

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<v Speaker 2>back later. But in terms of the child. The child

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<v Speaker 2>has a right to know both of their parents, and

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<v Speaker 2>the court would look at it from that perspective. So

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not on the burstificate, you're not a father,

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<v Speaker 2>not a parent donor, so.

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<v Speaker 1>You can deal with all that mutual. I'd rather not

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<v Speaker 1>be involved. I'll just be a god fund heavy stuff. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be a fun uncle. I'm about to become an

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<v Speaker 1>uncle in real life fun. And then I'm also I've

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<v Speaker 1>got my hopes set on being asked to be god father.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is that a father?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? The godfather? Is that a legal binding name? No

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. Oh I thought it was. I didn't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not a legal thing. It's more a traditional thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It might have been a rule.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. I just like the title titles. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>me feel very fans.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a cool title.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very cool title. I have to point out

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<v Speaker 1>for done. The fit is fitting. They've got the Gucci

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<v Speaker 1>head band. I love oh you love?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it is cool. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I saw you buy that on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple you may have and of course you've never

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<v Speaker 2>won these before. We're wearing my Jimmy chooes for the

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<v Speaker 2>Jimmy Trees.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought they were Jimmy Tchoes. They're red and they're.

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<v Speaker 2>Sparkly like Wizard of I was they like Dorothy.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so cute. When do you get your fashion? Who's

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<v Speaker 1>your fashion? In spo? Like if you were to say

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<v Speaker 1>there's someone that you look at and go, that's who

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<v Speaker 1>I want to dress, like, is there someone out there?

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<v Speaker 2>Solutly No, I'm not that person.

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<v Speaker 1>Really.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, I call myself the original Dag because I will

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<v Speaker 2>put things that don't go together and I would just

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<v Speaker 2>buy whatever I like. And we're not the Colverle smatch.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm always getting feedback on TikTok for darn, that

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<v Speaker 2>top doesn't go with that jacket. You're mixing the greens

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<v Speaker 2>that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I'm not going to kill I love it,

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<v Speaker 1>like people really feel like they know you on TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you get stopped in the street now all the

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<v Speaker 1>time people asking.

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<v Speaker 2>A shopping centers? I do I get that all the time?

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<v Speaker 1>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>We actually had Gena Leano on the podcast recently. She

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<v Speaker 3>works in family law too, and she told it's the

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<v Speaker 3>often in like the courtroom environment, people in the children's

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<v Speaker 3>court will ask for selfies and she'll have to be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Not now, guys, I can't take a photo in court.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you get recognized in like the work environment now

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<v Speaker 4>that you're on TikTok?

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<v Speaker 2>I do, but most people are really respectful and don't

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<v Speaker 2>say anything until after the case is either. So I've

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<v Speaker 2>had like the judges associate come in and say, like

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<v Speaker 2>after the cases ever were packing up at the bags

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<v Speaker 2>at the bar table in the courtroom offered, Ah'm a

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<v Speaker 2>big fan.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 2>And then for clients there they're like, oh, if you

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<v Speaker 2>like the courts on my side, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, that was good. That was my next question.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think it helps or hinders your business? Because

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. If I was watching TikTok scrolling watching

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<v Speaker 1>all these ridiculous videos, then my family lawyer came up,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if I'd go, oh I love that

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<v Speaker 1>or I hate that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's interesting. I think for the most part, I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm going to say, surely you'd get more people

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<v Speaker 1>trying to book you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because the expertise is there. They know that I'll

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<v Speaker 2>fight for you, and like, not all lawyers are the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody can look like a lawyer. Let's say they're a white,

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<v Speaker 2>older male who looks like the really intelliware glasses. They

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<v Speaker 2>look like they're really intelligent. That's sort of what most

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<v Speaker 2>people sort of figure a lawyer look.

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<v Speaker 1>Classic lawyer but baggy suit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like that guy who has all these books behind

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<v Speaker 2>him may look really intelligent. But let's say he was

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<v Speaker 2>a teacher for thirty years became a lawyer later in life.

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<v Speaker 2>It's only a five year lawyer. But the client has

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<v Speaker 2>no idea. Goes to see the guy who looks really

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<v Speaker 2>smart and yet not that great lawyer, actually shit lawyer.

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<v Speaker 2>And when people like I'm on norseual mums and in there,

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<v Speaker 2>when people say I'm looking for layd blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 2>And then people post in the comments and they post

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<v Speaker 2>people who I know are really really bad, like shit lawyers. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I feel like they're their friends, their family, their uncle, whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Go and see whoever. And it's a really bad referral

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<v Speaker 2>because I know that lawyer is really bad, and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>say nothing, it's not my place. But what is better

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<v Speaker 2>is I used so and so. Always get a referral

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<v Speaker 2>when a client has used you, because then you know

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<v Speaker 2>they did a good thing because they're referring you on

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<v Speaker 2>because that actually did a good service. And I get

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<v Speaker 2>lots of client referrals and people on TikTok say in

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<v Speaker 2>my comments, oh yeah I used down and she was

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<v Speaker 2>great or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a little bit of confidence. I think, now

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<v Speaker 1>what is going on with this cat and dog situation?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I was screaming on okay for done, great, great

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<v Speaker 1>TikTok presence. Life is on lock. She's got the Saturday

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<v Speaker 1>play to day, got the gorgeous to children, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I see you going. I think I might get a dog,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I might get a cat, thinking for done?

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<v Speaker 1>Aren't you going to drive yourself insane? Why are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing this to yourself? And now you've got them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got a puppy in a kitten.

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<v Speaker 1>Haven't you got enough on your platter as it is?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll fuck it. She can afford it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's true. It's a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I thought that through, but we're

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<v Speaker 2>getting through it day by day.

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<v Speaker 1>How's it going? Is it all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Well? The puppy toilet training is difficult. The cat is

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<v Speaker 2>fine because cat has a good litter situation. They're very intelligent,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a cat cat.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 3>They just instinctively know where this shit. It's amazing, it's

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<v Speaker 3>so great.

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<v Speaker 2>So the cat has it, gets it. The puppy not

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<v Speaker 2>so much.

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<v Speaker 1>What kind of dog cavalie? Oh GORGEO, I've got koodoll

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<v Speaker 1>very cute. Did they get along?

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<v Speaker 2>No? But they play like they fight all the time,

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<v Speaker 2>play fight. But the dog will bite the cat's ears,

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<v Speaker 2>bite the tail, jump on the cat. But the cat will,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, get the dog in a headline.

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<v Speaker 1>Good.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm team cat cat.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah in the situation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they fight a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we need to get you to do it? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it just me of your own? You've got any gym?

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<v Speaker 1>But before we do, and I want to ask about

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<v Speaker 1>the mister fadanav at all the internet is obsessed with

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<v Speaker 1>trying to find your husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Leave him alone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, And he's not like he just is not phased,

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<v Speaker 2>not interested in social media, hates TikTok, doesn't even watch

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<v Speaker 2>my tiktoks, just thinks that the drama is ridiculous and

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<v Speaker 2>he's not interested. So and I said to him, because

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<v Speaker 2>you're not participating, and I want to do sometimes the

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<v Speaker 2>couple trends and I want to get him involved, No,

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<v Speaker 2>not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a mystery. Don't you just want to post a

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<v Speaker 1>photo to go here?

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<v Speaker 2>He is?

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<v Speaker 1>Shut the fuck up? No, but you come this far.

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<v Speaker 2>He will never compromise his integrity that way because he's

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<v Speaker 2>not a believer in social media and a private person

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<v Speaker 2>at heart.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they give you a bit of freedom to potentially

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<v Speaker 1>talk shit about him? TikTok? If you know he's not

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<v Speaker 1>going to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>People will tell him. Oh, I have thought about that?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 3>You can follow the show online, just search a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of mitches.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't, you're a tighead. Well, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>this is your first podcast. Are you feeling comfortable? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you feeling relaxed?

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<v Speaker 2>I am yes, having great time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Good? Well should we get Fordne's im?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, we wanted you to bring an Is it it's

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<v Speaker 3>me of your own? What are you thinking if you've

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<v Speaker 3>got one prepared?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, there's a lot of pressure. I thought about a

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<v Speaker 2>couple of things. I've got a couple of ideas because

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't decide which one, so ill I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>the first one that comes to mind.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll do the first one. There for tanks, we

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<v Speaker 1>can just do another one.

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<v Speaker 3>Which, by the way, no pressure. They tank all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>If it's shit, I tell Cheery that sucked.

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<v Speaker 1>I think last week I did. And is it just

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<v Speaker 1>me that I've done three times? Yeah, we've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>the show so long. I've had the thought and I

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<v Speaker 1>bring it back up mitches like you said that four

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. Yeah, nothing changes around here. So all right, well, Bradley,

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<v Speaker 1>a musician will count you in. You'll hear is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me? And then you finish the sentence and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>just we'll rattle them all off. We'll go through them all.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh brilliant.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all right, let's go, brad Ley.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we have learned how to change a tire in school?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that would have been far more useful skill than algebra.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I agree. I had one of those like dodge

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<v Speaker 1>driving lessons in high school, Like they taught you how

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<v Speaker 1>to go around cones and things like I had. So

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<v Speaker 1>you were in the part of high school. Yeah, an

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<v Speaker 1>evasive what's it called?

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<v Speaker 2>It's you're private or public?

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<v Speaker 1>Public?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised their insurance would cover that.

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<v Speaker 1>Really. Yeah, I don't think they cared about us, to

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<v Speaker 1>be honest. We're doing some dodger ship. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>the passenger and they went around cones and this is

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<v Speaker 1>how you get away and a skid and if you.

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<v Speaker 4>Have boring passenger, yeah, I'm my goodness.

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<v Speaker 1>Go Wait, So do you think would you prefer to

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<v Speaker 1>have known in school? Well?

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<v Speaker 2>When I watch American TV and you see them doing

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<v Speaker 2>drivers and there learning how to drive a car, and

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<v Speaker 2>they're learning skills associated with the car, and I assume

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<v Speaker 2>it's how to change a tire?

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<v Speaker 1>Do that in America?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, that's part of school.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, oh well then fuck, let's just copy paste the

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<v Speaker 3>curriculum and do it here.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll be great. No, I don't want America. It's curriculum.

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<v Speaker 1>American school isn't isn't perfect by any means.

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<v Speaker 3>But have you ever been caught in a pinch though,

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<v Speaker 3>either of you, where you've had to change a tire?

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<v Speaker 1>It's handy to know. No, I couldn't do it. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>too pretty fair to touch that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, can I touch all that filth on the tires?

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<v Speaker 2>I just coin o reme And then you have to

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<v Speaker 2>wait an hour or whatever or cool hubby and.

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<v Speaker 3>See waiting for the NRMA shit that to me? For

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<v Speaker 3>whatever reason feels like a waste of time. I'm just like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna pop the spear on. I'm on the go,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm moving. I only ever drive my car when I've

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<v Speaker 3>got errands to do, and so I'm like, I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>gonna let that slow me down.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm changing the tire off we go.

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<v Speaker 2>But do you have the spare tire? So I used

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<v Speaker 2>his my first word problem. I used to have a

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<v Speaker 2>Mercedes and in the boot when I got my flat

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<v Speaker 2>tire and opened it, there's no spare. They have the goop.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know about the goop?

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<v Speaker 1>What's the goo?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like you patch it up?

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<v Speaker 3>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>It's well maybe it's like a patch, but yeah, they

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<v Speaker 2>put something instead on the tire. We call it the goop.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the real And it stops the hole. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they basically plug the hole and you ride around on

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<v Speaker 2>the tire.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Rather than so, they just got like this goop and

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, where's the spare. Note, I'm like, this car

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<v Speaker 2>costs an exhalmited amount of money and you didn't give

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<v Speaker 2>me a done Yeah, a spare. I've traded cars now, yeah, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't always come with a spare.

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<v Speaker 1>No, okay, good, just another one.

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<v Speaker 4>So neither do you know how to change a tire

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<v Speaker 4>at all?

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<v Speaker 1>It's very intuitive.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that jack's involved.

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<v Speaker 3>I can tell you the tricky part for me because

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<v Speaker 3>I've had to change my tire an embarrassing amount of times.

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<v Speaker 3>I always clicked the gutter like a grandma. The hardest

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<v Speaker 3>part is finding the jack points. You can't just jack

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<v Speaker 3>it up at any point. You have to like finger

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<v Speaker 3>under the car and find the right slot to put

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<v Speaker 3>the jack in.

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<v Speaker 1>Neither you give a fuck about this. I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have plugged many a hole. But it's nothing to do

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<v Speaker 1>with changing a tire. For done, all right, I can

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<v Speaker 1>see for Dan's phone. She's got notes, she's cut the

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<v Speaker 1>most prepared.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's see the next one. Don't go away, mate, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>My next one is is it just does Greek yogurt

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<v Speaker 2>make every dinner taste better?

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<v Speaker 1>Ah? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Next?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I agree, I fucking agree.

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<v Speaker 1>Not on its own. You can't just pop Greek yogant

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<v Speaker 1>on a chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's not all Greek yogurt. It's created equol. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>a Farmer's Union fan. It's creamy, it's delicious.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the square tub, like it's kind of a

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<v Speaker 1>square big tub. Yeah, yes, it's not like a round shabari.

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<v Speaker 2>Rectangles rectangle, and it's just so creamy and you could

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<v Speaker 2>have it with everything, especially lamb.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah yeah yeah, but I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 1>can put it on anything, either a bit of lemon

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<v Speaker 1>or a bit of like you put a bit of mintor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well salt, olive oil, lemon, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>All you need, betle.

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<v Speaker 3>I pop a bit of bloody yogurt on everything, a

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<v Speaker 3>bit of pepper in their bit of garlic. I use

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<v Speaker 3>it in lieu of mayonnaise, basically because I actually hate

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<v Speaker 3>fucking vegetables, but apparently it's the place to eat them

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<v Speaker 3>for your health. And so I just pop a doll

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<v Speaker 3>up a yogurt and pretty much everything done.

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<v Speaker 1>I've just got a ninja creamy. You on the ninja

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<v Speaker 1>creamy side of TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what a ninja is.

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<v Speaker 1>Ninja. You've got their fries.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know they do a bland done. I know

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<v Speaker 2>they do an outdoor oven my third barbecue thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and they also have a creamy, which is you

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<v Speaker 1>put frozen. You put liquids in a tarbe freezer. Then

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<v Speaker 1>it makes it into ice cream, all right, Yeah, if

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<v Speaker 1>you get on.

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<v Speaker 4>That side paying you mate, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>They're actually fucking not And I really need to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to missed Ninja because I should be making bank off this. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I put you put yogurt and honey and a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of cinnamon in a pot freezer, and then you've got

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<v Speaker 1>the best locale ice cream ever. It really does sound

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<v Speaker 1>like an adult's move on. Yeah. I was gonna say,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, for darn given your side of TikTok, you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be on ninja creamy talk.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I'm on ice cream person likened. You did

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<v Speaker 2>approach me and said pick whatever you like as many

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<v Speaker 2>as you like things of our website, give them mitch numbers.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, and they didn't give me

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<v Speaker 2>a Budget'm like, it s there a budget. They don't

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<v Speaker 2>give me a budget. How many ping things? So I pick?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>I picked the Big Ninja because I had the two

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<v Speaker 2>draw one. Picked the Big Ninja. The so I upgraded

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<v Speaker 2>my my air fright, And then I picked the outdoor barbecue.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they've got an outdoor.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it's like a barbecue. But I didn't know that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like you got plug it in, and you can

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<v Speaker 2>only use it outdoors. I thought it was a barber.

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<v Speaker 2>You can use indoors, all right, so my dinners. But

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<v Speaker 2>then when I read the instructions, it's like, do not

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<v Speaker 2>use indoors, And I'm like, oh no.

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<v Speaker 1>Going to do it with your house your rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, well I'm a little worried about fires. But

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<v Speaker 2>I thought about it, but I would never. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>eat ice cream, so I would never.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, shit, can we give you that contact off when

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<v Speaker 1>we finish the show? Yeah you are. I'm doing a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of free fucking pr for Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It took me like two years, but finally they got

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<v Speaker 2>the hint.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's do another one. She's got plenty o Bradley

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<v Speaker 1>hit us again. Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Should we be able to use emojis in everyday life,

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<v Speaker 2>in particular when you're writing correspondence, writing letters and I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to use an emoji?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I thought you meant every day life is in like

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<v Speaker 3>we just sticulate. We try and replicate the emoji in

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<v Speaker 3>conversations ourselves with our.

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<v Speaker 1>Own crimes, crying with laughter, emoji.

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<v Speaker 2>Just in real Sometimes what you want to say is

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<v Speaker 2>exactly an emoji? Yes, no, only you could just hold

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<v Speaker 2>up the sign that had the oji there, or you know,

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<v Speaker 2>magically it would appear. Or when I'm writing legal letters

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<v Speaker 2>to the other side sometimes I just kind of put

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<v Speaker 2>an emoji there. Or when the client, like I had

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<v Speaker 2>this client who we call the other side B one

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<v Speaker 2>and B two because they just write really dumb things,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just want to send him with the banana

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<v Speaker 2>emojis when I'm talking, but I don't want to write

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<v Speaker 2>B one and B two, So I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>send him the banana emogi when they write really dumb.

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<v Speaker 1>See.

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<v Speaker 3>Definitely do put emojis in my emails, but perhaps there's

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<v Speaker 3>less at stake for me than working in law.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you do that by pushing Windows dot on the Mac?

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<v Speaker 4>It's like control command space bar aside, so.

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<v Speaker 2>You know the little code. I've only recently discovered that

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<v Speaker 2>you could do that.

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<v Speaker 1>You can with the window. So what's stopping you? Now

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<v Speaker 1>that you know there's like ten emojis?

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<v Speaker 2>I want all of them. I want the flace, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Face you're on Windows.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, emojis.

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<v Speaker 3>I've never considered I put an emoji in an email.

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<v Speaker 3>How will that translate on someone's PC?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Yeah, I think there's those ugly android emojis. You

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<v Speaker 1>see it gross? You also could not if I was

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<v Speaker 1>in a autor and someone was suing me. And then

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<v Speaker 1>it comes up with Mitchell Chury with like a little

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<v Speaker 1>shuck of emoji like you're being served Bydan with a

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<v Speaker 1>little finger up emoja. But this isn't no, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>buy these.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon you should sign off your emails with Fordan.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the nail polish emoji.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's like fancy lemons.

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<v Speaker 1>What emojih andcapulation encapsulates for Dan?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think, oh, it's got a bit of lemon.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's got lemon.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm all about So yeah, it's just a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a phase. But every time anyone sees lemons anywhere, I

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<v Speaker 2>get tagged Mike Sole like Spotlight reject Shop, they've been

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<v Speaker 2>having lemon stuff TJ Max for a long time and

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<v Speaker 2>people think that I don't already know. So I'll get

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<v Speaker 2>like a hundred messages telling me there's dinner where it's

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<v Speaker 2>Spotlight with lemon.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you see that big lemon on TikTok that that

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<v Speaker 1>woman had grown and it looks like it was huge,

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<v Speaker 1>It was like this, yes, and then she cut it

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<v Speaker 1>in half. Yes, and it was it was like this big,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was a word for it. Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>a wild lemon and it just had different basketball. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>yeah it was. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Probably, I'm just trying to remind you that you're on

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<v Speaker 4>a podcast. Use my hands going this big.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've made a career out of an audio medium

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<v Speaker 1>for Nan, and I never learned that people can't see me.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's a travesty because I'm very gorgeous, for Dan said,

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<v Speaker 1>and we cut it in half almost like a brain

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was tagged a lot in that video. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>all over it?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Do you have one more? Do one more? Origin?

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<v Speaker 1>I think? Do you have another? How many more have

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<v Speaker 1>you got?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've got one more?

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<v Speaker 1>But we made so we've come this. Come on right, Bradley,

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<v Speaker 1>off we go? Is it just me?

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<v Speaker 2>Is the news that they're making a new Legally Blonde?

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's a series, the best news ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, just you?

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<v Speaker 2>We love legally We love it would Yeah, no, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it's a girl thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've not seen it. We're very bad. I've never seen

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<v Speaker 1>legally Blond. I haven't seen it. I've never seen it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you're missing out.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen it.

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<v Speaker 4>But sometimes I feel like turning ship into a series

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<v Speaker 4>it just ruins it, you know, like sometimes sequels can

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<v Speaker 4>really see us do legally Bond two, which shouse.

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<v Speaker 1>Was it very bad times. The sequels of things are

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<v Speaker 1>better than the original, Like Shrek two, it's very much better.

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<v Speaker 1>I disagree.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, I don't think the series of Legally Blonde could

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<v Speaker 3>possibly be better than the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>What if her daughter plays el Woods the young the same? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think when she was in high school.

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<v Speaker 3>See they did that with Greece. It was like the

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<v Speaker 3>Rise of the Pink Ladies. I'm like, I don't care

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<v Speaker 3>about some click in a high school before the main

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<v Speaker 3>characters turn them.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't care. Yeah, the history, but it's also very

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<v Speaker 1>you for darn like it's lawyer right, yes, it's the

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<v Speaker 1>loyal life lawyer dress.

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<v Speaker 2>As well, it's it's inspiring.

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<v Speaker 1>It's who you are, that's your c that's your clibook,

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<v Speaker 1>like you can be l Woods.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, for dahe the Australian el Woods. They're

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<v Speaker 1>practically twins. Yeah basically yeah, okay, well but great, great

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<v Speaker 1>agents for dark, brilliant. Now before we let you go,

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<v Speaker 1>very important question for you. I don't think you can ask,

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<v Speaker 1>for darn? Why not we ask every guest. She's a lawyer,

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<v Speaker 1>and she holds herself with such a steam. You're very regal,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just feel like we should skip it with

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<v Speaker 1>for darn this question? Is it's too vulgar?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, vulgar ery.

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<v Speaker 3>I've actually noticed that you've not sworn once this whole podcast,

0:25:06.800 --> 0:25:09.240
<v Speaker 3>and I've been swearing like a fucking sheer on hot days.

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<v Speaker 2>I swear all the time. I must be just the

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<v Speaker 2>environment you can sweat.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you want to say your favorite swear word? Fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's got to be because I say the fuck it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can afford it. It just comes out cuss a little.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds great out of your mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck yeah, I say it like and sometimes because when

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<v Speaker 2>I talk to clients, I will have to refrain. Depending

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<v Speaker 2>on the client. Yes, if they came from TikTok, they

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<v Speaker 2>know that I swear. But sometimes when I talk to

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<v Speaker 2>the other side, you would have been such a bitch face,

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<v Speaker 2>like calm the fuck down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Well, how do you feel am I allowed to

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<v Speaker 3>ask this question? Cherry's trying to veto it, not I

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<v Speaker 3>trying to be to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I didn't realize you were, you had such

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<v Speaker 1>a potty mouth, so ask away fuck it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So we do this thing with every guest where

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<v Speaker 3>we ask them to contribute to our list of things

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<v Speaker 3>better than drugs and dick.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason we do that, I wish our.

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<v Speaker 3>Idiots could see her face when I said that. The

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<v Speaker 3>reason we do that, it's not as futrid as it sounds.

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<v Speaker 3>It's because we don't want our young listeners, who might

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<v Speaker 3>be in a phase in life where they're becoming a

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<v Speaker 3>bit obsessed with partying and boys and what have you.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't want them to believe that that's all there

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<v Speaker 3>is to life. There's little things you can appreciate, like

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<v Speaker 3>the crunch of a good autumn leaf under your shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit like that. I'll find some examples. Actually, she's just

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<v Speaker 3>stunned in silence for worried.

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<v Speaker 1>If you finish, you can say whatever you want.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm finding some exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've got ideas.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh God, I told you should be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>These are the ideas.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait quickly, did you have a period in your youth

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<v Speaker 1>of the drugs and the dick? And I was, and

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<v Speaker 1>you were.

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<v Speaker 4>That's more inappropriate than what I asked.

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<v Speaker 2>It was, Well, if you've read my book, you'd know.

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<v Speaker 2>I did send you a copy of my book.

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<v Speaker 1>Signed copy. Yes, I have the book.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you read in my book? I now it's long.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I did not read the full thing. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. I apologized, but I thought it was fiction. No.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the real life for down dating story. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>from when I had fifty one first dates and also

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<v Speaker 2>the second date to the third dates at c It

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<v Speaker 2>talks about my whole sex life everything.

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<v Speaker 4>Even when I was this cheer and I wasn't sent

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<v Speaker 4>to fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty one to thirty three. I think the years are.

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<v Speaker 1>So that they were your naughty years. Thirty one to

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<v Speaker 1>thirty three, now they.

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<v Speaker 2>Were the winter it was documented in my twenties that

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<v Speaker 2>was small party.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirties was luck. You know, we're on a husband hunt here. Really,

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<v Speaker 2>so twenties was you know? When I was in my twenties,

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<v Speaker 2>I was broke as fuck, even though I was a lawyer,

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<v Speaker 2>struggling and when you're a UNI student, like early twenties,

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<v Speaker 2>really really poor.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I was.

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<v Speaker 3>Wait, come in handy right, yeah, yeah, it's pretty LEXI.

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<v Speaker 3>It makes it sexier.

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<v Speaker 1>And also there is something about a law boy like

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<v Speaker 1>they're hot in your Uni days. Was with there's some

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<v Speaker 1>hot unicute Uni boys.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely So some examples of things

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<v Speaker 3>better than drugs and dick that our other guests have

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<v Speaker 3>given us. Yep, chock coated at Sultan's according to Tim Abbott,

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<v Speaker 3>when you haven't started the chock top before the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Reuben Kay said that one reason Nicholson said weighted anxiety blanket.

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<v Speaker 1>Jela Bishops at her waterbed Yep. Lara G.

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<v Speaker 3>Marshall from the Saddle Club said oozing lava cakes are

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<v Speaker 3>better than drugs and dick, and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Can quote her on that. Yeah, She's always what do

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<v Speaker 1>you got for as a little pleasure in life?

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<v Speaker 2>For Daran, Okay, this is a little out there green crunch.

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<v Speaker 2>She plums with salt.

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<v Speaker 1>That is out there.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a lot to take in green green plums.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>When they're not ripe, I'll give you a tummy ache.

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<v Speaker 3>No, everyone says that, man, no, Sunder's popping it on

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<v Speaker 3>the list.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have those. It's like it's only very very

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<v Speaker 2>niche before they get ripe, so it might happen for

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<v Speaker 2>maybe four weeks a year. I think I prefer dick,

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<v Speaker 2>then green crunch, green crunchy plums, I'm telling you, and

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<v Speaker 2>with salt with salt?

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<v Speaker 1>I my god, yes, that's that trend online. Everyone's eating

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<v Speaker 1>the raw almonds with salt. Have you seen that?

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<v Speaker 2>And win to the fruits up and ask? Not in season? Really,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>That'd be bitter, wouldn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure I hear that crunch and geez.

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<v Speaker 4>Ok, add Greek yogurt to that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>On not with the plums doesn't make everything better? No,

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<v Speaker 2>but I've never tried it, like it might might make

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<v Speaker 2>it better.

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<v Speaker 1>Try everything once.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't think to put salt with the plums, so hey,

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<v Speaker 3>can't adults?

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<v Speaker 2>Green crunchy apple with salt also works? Yeah, Granny Smith apple, so.

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<v Speaker 4>I could fuck with that. Actually that sounds a maze.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a green apple my teenie when it's got

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<v Speaker 1>a green apple or yeah, it's really good. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like Martini. Is this in general because of the salt? Yeah? Really? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I adore salt, make no mistake, but not on a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite drink. I feel like you can connect on

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<v Speaker 1>this ban is a really really dirty gin Martini.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't mind it to fine dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Like it's olive Brian three olives, a good shot of

0:29:20.120 --> 0:29:23.680
<v Speaker 1>olive Brian just gin the move. That's it cold, and

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<v Speaker 1>it affords I can afford more and more and more

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<v Speaker 1>and more. This is good.

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<v Speaker 2>What else you have for I was going to say

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<v Speaker 2>something boring like coffee boring?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, yeah, that is boring. No, that is better than drugs.

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<v Speaker 1>No it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the most addicted in the morning. My whole life

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<v Speaker 4>on coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>True. Okay, shower yeah, that's good, burning hot? Are your

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<v Speaker 1>bath girl? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Never?

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<v Speaker 1>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>And I have lots of bath paraphernalia, but I don't really.

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<v Speaker 4>Send them my way down because I bath the kids.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a Chorea.

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<v Speaker 3>I do love a bath. Mine's not quite big enough

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<v Speaker 3>for me, and I'm not a large person. It's very

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<v Speaker 3>uncomfor Yeah, I don't really fit in bath. If you

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<v Speaker 3>had try to have sex in a bath.

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<v Speaker 1>No, horrific.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's really hard. It it needs to be big.

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<v Speaker 4>It's it's difficult, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>Hard, and it's big. I mean, sign me out. Yeah, really,

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<v Speaker 1>those photos.

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<v Speaker 2>The bath needs to be big enough. There's a water problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, you think water shower sex. But it sounds hot

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<v Speaker 1>gonna work, but it doesn't. It almost does the opposite,

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't sound like it's gonna work at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I like the idea of it because you see

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<v Speaker 2>it on like the romanticizing TV the barbble baths and

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting in the bath together. Sounds kind of hot

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<v Speaker 2>and sexy, but then when you're in the bath together,

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it does completely all right? Well, for Done, that

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<v Speaker 1>was an absolute pleasure.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you, it's been so much fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe we took your podcast, Virginity.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'll always remember this moment.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope will be gentle. Is it okay? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It was perfect?

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<v Speaker 1>You remember it? Yeah, I'm glad we look gorgeous. I

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<v Speaker 1>had we had people go off for Done. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad we had you on. Really a red bitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you not see the Reddit thread about this?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't read reddit. Oh, not good for my mental health?

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<v Speaker 3>Someone I agree, He's like, I don't read Reddit anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't read No.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes people in the comments send me to read it,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm like, out of curiosity, I'd go on book

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<v Speaker 2>and think of those bitches. So I don't now let them.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone sent me a screenshot and they said, for Dan's

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<v Speaker 1>appearing on a podcast? What podcasts? They went? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>just me? By all appearances, it looks very loose. Yeah,

0:31:25.720 --> 0:31:27.680
<v Speaker 1>they did so while we're at it. I read it.

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<v Speaker 1>If I read it, I read it. Hope for done.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what do you fans call.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, the fans of antok fans, but the trolls

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<v Speaker 2>of the troll.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, no, we call our listeners idiots. Isn't that beautiful? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Charming?

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<v Speaker 1>So hard to heart an idiots?

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<v Speaker 2>I read it. Idiots. Yeah, those in the basement who

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<v Speaker 2>have never been kissed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, that's it. Well, they'll hate you now, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>come for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's all right.

0:31:51.640 --> 0:31:53.360
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't seem to care about that. She had your

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<v Speaker 1>very no bullshit.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I like, because they're in the basement, or

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<v Speaker 2>they're the troll with the faceless, nameless person. Where I'm me,

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<v Speaker 2>it's my fabulous life.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me talk.

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<v Speaker 2>What are they gonna do? It doesn't face me to

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<v Speaker 2>be someone who's successful. You're gonna have the jealous people,

0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:09.560
<v Speaker 2>the haters. They're not gonna be happy for your success.

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<v Speaker 2>Never it's right be happy for me. It's fine. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not happy for you. I don't know you. I don't

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:16.600
<v Speaker 2>care about you. Good luck. If it brings you joy,

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>He lives to cut another cucumber for another day. I

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<v Speaker 1>do with a pairing knife and a farminate platters. It's

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<v Speaker 1>for darn Thanks for coming on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much. I have so much.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks you coming? Is it just me? A podcast by

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<v Speaker 1>a couple of meters. Make sure you've hit follow on

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<v Speaker 1>your podcast.