Speaker 1: You're listening to Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Welcome to fit Down Talk.
Speaker 1: All right, this is a very exciting moment for all
Speaker 1: of us. This is long awaited on the show, very
Speaker 1: long awaited. Yeah, and this was something that I was
Speaker 1: tasked quite a few months ago. You gave yourself the
Speaker 1: task I did.
Speaker 3: I'm the guest booker on the show, and through your
Speaker 3: own procrastination, this has accidentally become our most hyped guest ever.
Speaker 1: I know, I think people because famously I never end
Speaker 1: up getting guests. I say, hey, I'm talking to this
Speaker 1: I'm talking to Chris Hemsworth and it just never comes off.
Speaker 1: But this I was talking to this person for quite
Speaker 1: a while and it has come off. You will know
Speaker 1: her as one of Australia's favorite creators, sort of coming
Speaker 1: out of nowhere. I feel. You'll have seen her work
Speaker 1: on TikTok, maybe her book. She's also an author. It's
Speaker 1: the one and only for darn hi for that. Hey,
Speaker 1: do you do podcasts often? I've seen you on the
Speaker 1: Telly and stuff.
Speaker 2: No, this is my first podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Right, okay, well you can relax here.
Speaker 1: We just talked shit. It's fine. I saw you on
Speaker 1: the on the Morning show or Sunrise and those shows
Speaker 1: we've done live TV. It's like wambam, get you in,
Speaker 1: get you out. You don't get to say what you want.
Speaker 1: It's very stressed. Did you find it stressful? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It went way too quickly. They gave me four minutes
Speaker 2: of their time and I had so much to say,
Speaker 2: but I.
Speaker 4: Had that's about I've got time for for I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was a bit like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, listen, we have a present for you. So Mitch
Speaker 1: has already given you something off off the show.
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you.
Speaker 1: The mug. The mug we go for down a mug.
Speaker 1: But this is my boyfriend, Stephen got this for you.
Speaker 4: So have we loved gifts.
Speaker 1: I've just got this, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Says for Dan. It's a little cosmetic bag and it's
Speaker 2: got a lemon.
Speaker 1: It's bedazzled. Oh that's so cyare bedazzles?
Speaker 2: Love it's thank you? What's his name?
Speaker 1: Stephen? Stephen? Love it?
Speaker 2: Stephen, thank you.
Speaker 1: You need to welcome you to the show because you
Speaker 1: love your lemons. And I think Mitch did I introduce
Speaker 1: you to for Dan? I said, have you seen this woman?
Speaker 1: She's on TikTok, She's got the catch phrases the Saturday
Speaker 1: play today love, I've got the apron. What what are
Speaker 1: are some of your other catchphrases?
Speaker 2: Fuck it, I can afford it. Yes, I say that
Speaker 2: if you be the big hole people when I'm putting
Speaker 2: salt on things, because I used the big hole saxa.
Speaker 2: Squeeze the day, the sax the saxa. Yeah, yeah, squeeze
Speaker 2: the day.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: That's my mother lemon thing.
Speaker 1: Saturday Platterday, I feel, is the more iconic one because
Speaker 1: you just serve food on a platter. Here's what I
Speaker 1: find confused.
Speaker 2: Got to work, man, it doesn't.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say this is what I find confusing
Speaker 3: about the Saturday platter day thing, because the whole idea
Speaker 3: behind it is I'm not cooking dinner on a Saturday.
Speaker 3: I can't be bothered, so instead I'm doing a platter.
Speaker 1: But I find that more stressful a platter.
Speaker 3: I'd rather just make dinner because like my fucking group
Speaker 3: of gays, they treat making platters like it's a competitive
Speaker 3: Olympic sport. Yeah, who can make the best platter? I
Speaker 3: just don't get involved. I'm like, here's a fucking packet
Speaker 3: of cheese. US that's my platter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they get the salami, they make it a row. Yes.
Speaker 1: Can you make it look so easy? How do you
Speaker 1: do that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, because I'm not pleasing anyone. It's just Hubby, me
Speaker 2: and the kids.
Speaker 1: But they look spectacular. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well it's just pretty, you know. And it's just fresh stuff.
Speaker 2: So I'll go shopping that day for stuff. On Saturday.
Speaker 2: We don't get old things out of the fridge. We're
Speaker 2: using all fresh stuff. Yeah, and then we just put
Speaker 2: it all together and it's just so delicious.
Speaker 4: Can you find that easier than making dinner?
Speaker 2: You remember, I'm cooking every other night, So.
Speaker 3: I have to ask, how the fuck do you cut
Speaker 3: those cucumbers with such confidence? It's a knife man, without
Speaker 3: cutting yourself. Because Mitch, you can back me up here
Speaker 3: the amount of times I've come in here with fucking
Speaker 3: band aids all over my fingers because I've accidentally sliced
Speaker 3: it again, and.
Speaker 1: Which is like Edward his hands and you you've got
Speaker 1: a pairing knife, You've got a cue cumble with the
Speaker 1: same head, and you're cutting the blade into your thumb.
Speaker 3: It makes me so stressed watching your videos. I'm like,
Speaker 3: she's not even looking, she's gonna cut it.
Speaker 1: What is the technique?
Speaker 2: I think it's an ethnic thing we just learned, Like
Speaker 2: that's how you pill an.
Speaker 1: Apple that my alma does the same thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you just chop, chop, chop chop. It's how
Speaker 2: it is. So I would like I can have a
Speaker 2: chopping board in front of me, but my instinct is
Speaker 2: not to use it, and I'll be like, oh, that's right,
Speaker 2: this is a chopping board, but I just like to
Speaker 2: cut in my hand with.
Speaker 3: You've never had any platter injuries, very rare, okay, really
Speaker 3: that makes you feel a bit more human because it
Speaker 3: happens all too often. Just when one heals, I'll do
Speaker 3: it again. It's always cabbage that gets me. Dies in cabbage.
Speaker 1: Watch cabbage. What's cabbage it? How does a cabbage you come?
Speaker 1: I've never cut a cat. Would you buy it shredded?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Do not? Oh? It's like a soccer ball, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm just treading it myself with a knife. You
Speaker 1: need to buy appreciate that hard to understand now. I
Speaker 1: live by the packet stuff. Oh yeah, the page. Oh,
Speaker 1: the cut broccoli, the zoodles, the cut carrot. I'm like,
Speaker 1: you don't have to cut. You don't need a knife
Speaker 1: for these days.
Speaker 4: Salad, validate a plastic Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Oh, now they're going to come for me for the plastic. Sorry, guys.
Speaker 1: I love your tiktoks. I just will turn on, like
Speaker 1: after a long day of work and you're making dinner
Speaker 1: and you're just filming, and it's on TikTok, and it's
Speaker 1: like a ten minute TikTok. Did you just say fuck editing?
Speaker 1: I just I'm got a film and I'm gonna upload.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't even know how to edit. Sometimes I'll
Speaker 2: be like, oh, that could be controversial. I should edit
Speaker 2: that out. He's got time for that.
Speaker 1: No, But do you worry about the controversy of things
Speaker 1: or putting things out out there online? Because the internet
Speaker 1: is an interesting place and you can you surely can
Speaker 1: upset many people very quickly on the internet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I. I've been on TikTok for nearly
Speaker 2: two years now, and I've learned about being really flippant
Speaker 2: about stuff. So and I used to be because I'd
Speaker 2: be like, ah, you know, I've got lots of junk
Speaker 2: in my office that people have sent me. And everyone
Speaker 2: was like, really offended that I referred to it as junk. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I didn't. I meant stuff I used to went
Speaker 2: inter changeably. I didn't mean like it wasn't quality items.
Speaker 2: But I was like, oh, they're right. So then I'm like,
Speaker 2: when I refer to that, I would never say that
Speaker 2: again because I learned the lesson it was it was
Speaker 2: taken the wrong way.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can I actually ask about one of your catch phrases,
Speaker 3: the whole fuck that I can afford it thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Recently on the podcast there, it's something that happened here.
Speaker 3: I was talking about the fact that I just paid
Speaker 3: off my student loan. I just wanted the debt gone, really,
Speaker 3: and then I got a message from someone saying, oh,
Speaker 3: that's really insensitive during the cost of living crisis to
Speaker 3: rub that in. Some people would love to be able
Speaker 3: to clear their debts. You shouldn't be bragging about that.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, sorry, didn't even consider that
Speaker 3: taking it on board. But then I see people like
Speaker 3: you who get away with saying fuck that I can
Speaker 3: afford it. You make no secret of shopping at all
Speaker 3: the high end places.
Speaker 1: Do you ever get pushed back about that?
Speaker 2: I do, but I I think the reason that it's
Speaker 2: okay is because I have a full time job. I'm
Speaker 2: a partner in a law firm. I work very hard.
Speaker 2: People will see me go working on public holidays, going
Speaker 2: in on the weekends, coming back home when it's dark,
Speaker 2: not spending time with my kids because I'm working. So
Speaker 2: there's the balance of yeah, I can afford it because
Speaker 2: I fucking work hard. It's not a I'm an influencer.
Speaker 2: I make money off you watching me on TikTok, and
Speaker 2: I don't have a real job, so I'm going to
Speaker 2: flaunt my wealth to you guys and go. It's not
Speaker 2: that so, I think.
Speaker 1: A way interesting point. You're not an influencer out there
Speaker 1: benefiting from the audience. That's how you're making your money.
Speaker 1: You're going, fucking I can afford it because I'm working
Speaker 1: in nine to five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, more than nine to five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can imagine. Yeah. Yeah, because you're a lawyer
Speaker 1: by trade. Oh my gosh. If we said something that
Speaker 1: for done didn't like matchull, she could litigate us, she
Speaker 1: could end us. So you would you sue us?
Speaker 2: No, I'd never Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a nice answer.
Speaker 3: You're working family law, correct, I do perfect. We should
Speaker 3: bring this up with her while she's here. It's the
Speaker 3: whole situation between Jenna and I. Normally we have our
Speaker 3: third wheel, Jenny here with us and her and I.
Speaker 3: We were talking the other day on the podcast about
Speaker 3: if she were to embark on motherhood single mom, she
Speaker 3: just needed a donor whose sperm? Would you choose myself
Speaker 3: or mitcheering, I would chose me naturally? For naturally, she
Speaker 3: chose me.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's so hard. I walked in, Sorry
Speaker 1: for done, did say, Mit, you're very tall, very very
Speaker 1: handsome to me, So I think for Done would choose
Speaker 1: mine in the situation. No one asked, mate, I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to get someone to take my sperm.
Speaker 3: No one like, hypothetically, if Jenny and I were to
Speaker 3: do that, what would I need to be aware of?
Speaker 3: It's the donor like legally going into that any red flags?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, don't go on the birth certificate if you
Speaker 2: don't want any involvement in the child's life and in particular,
Speaker 2: child sport. You're on the berstificate, you're up for child's
Speaker 2: sport immediately. So you're not a donor, you're a father.
Speaker 2: If you're on the birth certificate.
Speaker 3: Okay, if I'm not on the birth certificate again, it's
Speaker 3: all perhaps, But then do I am I not allowed
Speaker 3: to meet the kid?
Speaker 1: And stuff?
Speaker 2: It depends on and you should really have a deal.
Speaker 1: Oh I see where we'd come through.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could draft documents about this and you can
Speaker 2: have psycha contract about it, but predominantly your rights come
Speaker 2: from the birth certificate. So when people have said previously, okay,
Speaker 2: I've got my best friend a donor, and they go
Speaker 2: on the birth certificate, and then later in life that
Speaker 2: person says, you know what, I think I missed it
Speaker 2: on like the hard yards. They missed all the baby stuff.
Speaker 2: The kids all of a sudden, fun can communicate playing
Speaker 2: soccer whatever, I want to be involved in this kid's life,
Speaker 2: and they can force their rights. Why could wrong the beertificate?
Speaker 3: Oh see, you've had cases like that where originally they
Speaker 3: agreed I'll be your hands off dad, but then change
Speaker 3: their mind later.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Right, And it's really tough on the mother because
Speaker 2: that wasn't the deal. The deal was you wer a
Speaker 2: sperm downe even pay child's port. All those years you
Speaker 2: weren't involved in the hard slog and yet you come
Speaker 2: back later. But in terms of the child. The child
Speaker 2: has a right to know both of their parents, and
Speaker 2: the court would look at it from that perspective. So
Speaker 2: if you're not on the burstificate, you're not a father,
Speaker 2: not a parent donor, so.
Speaker 1: You can deal with all that mutual. I'd rather not
Speaker 1: be involved. I'll just be a god fund heavy stuff. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be a fun uncle. I'm about to become an
Speaker 1: uncle in real life fun. And then I'm also I've
Speaker 1: got my hopes set on being asked to be god father.
Speaker 2: Oh is that a father?
Speaker 1: Yeah? The godfather? Is that a legal binding name? No
Speaker 1: it's not. Oh I thought it was. I didn't think so.
Speaker 2: No, it's not a legal thing. It's more a traditional thing.
Speaker 2: It might have been a rule.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. I just like the title titles. It makes
Speaker 1: me feel very fans.
Speaker 2: It's a cool title.
Speaker 1: It is very cool title. I have to point out
Speaker 1: for done. The fit is fitting. They've got the Gucci
Speaker 1: head band. I love oh you love?
Speaker 2: Yes, it is cool. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I think I saw you buy that on TikTok.
Speaker 2: A couple you may have and of course you've never
Speaker 2: won these before. We're wearing my Jimmy chooes for the
Speaker 2: Jimmy Trees.
Speaker 1: I thought they were Jimmy Tchoes. They're red and they're.
Speaker 2: Sparkly like Wizard of I was they like Dorothy.
Speaker 1: They're so cute. When do you get your fashion? Who's
Speaker 1: your fashion? In spo? Like if you were to say
Speaker 1: there's someone that you look at and go, that's who
Speaker 1: I want to dress, like, is there someone out there?
Speaker 2: Solutly No, I'm not that person.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: Now, I call myself the original Dag because I will
Speaker 2: put things that don't go together and I would just
Speaker 2: buy whatever I like. And we're not the Colverle smatch.
Speaker 2: And I'm always getting feedback on TikTok for darn, that
Speaker 2: top doesn't go with that jacket. You're mixing the greens
Speaker 2: that sort of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not going to kill I love it,
Speaker 1: like people really feel like they know you on TikTok.
Speaker 1: Do you get stopped in the street now all the
Speaker 1: time people asking.
Speaker 2: A shopping centers? I do I get that all the time?
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: We actually had Gena Leano on the podcast recently. She
Speaker 3: works in family law too, and she told it's the
Speaker 3: often in like the courtroom environment, people in the children's
Speaker 3: court will ask for selfies and she'll have to be like.
Speaker 1: Not now, guys, I can't take a photo in court.
Speaker 4: Do you get recognized in like the work environment now
Speaker 4: that you're on TikTok?
Speaker 2: I do, but most people are really respectful and don't
Speaker 2: say anything until after the case is either. So I've
Speaker 2: had like the judges associate come in and say, like
Speaker 2: after the cases ever were packing up at the bags
Speaker 2: at the bar table in the courtroom offered, Ah'm a
Speaker 2: big fan.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: And then for clients there they're like, oh, if you
Speaker 2: like the courts on my side, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, that was good. That was my next question.
Speaker 1: Do you think it helps or hinders your business? Because
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I was watching TikTok scrolling watching
Speaker 1: all these ridiculous videos, then my family lawyer came up,
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'd go, oh I love that
Speaker 1: or I hate that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's interesting. I think for the most part, I
Speaker 2: think it's a good thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm going to say, surely you'd get more people
Speaker 1: trying to book you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the expertise is there. They know that I'll
Speaker 2: fight for you, and like, not all lawyers are the same.
Speaker 2: Somebody can look like a lawyer. Let's say they're a white,
Speaker 2: older male who looks like the really intelliware glasses. They
Speaker 2: look like they're really intelligent. That's sort of what most
Speaker 2: people sort of figure a lawyer look.
Speaker 1: Classic lawyer but baggy suit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like that guy who has all these books behind
Speaker 2: him may look really intelligent. But let's say he was
Speaker 2: a teacher for thirty years became a lawyer later in life.
Speaker 2: It's only a five year lawyer. But the client has
Speaker 2: no idea. Goes to see the guy who looks really
Speaker 2: smart and yet not that great lawyer, actually shit lawyer.
Speaker 2: And when people like I'm on norseual mums and in there,
Speaker 2: when people say I'm looking for layd blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: And then people post in the comments and they post
Speaker 2: people who I know are really really bad, like shit lawyers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I feel like they're their friends, their family, their uncle, whatever.
Speaker 2: Go and see whoever. And it's a really bad referral
Speaker 2: because I know that lawyer is really bad, and I'll
Speaker 2: say nothing, it's not my place. But what is better
Speaker 2: is I used so and so. Always get a referral
Speaker 2: when a client has used you, because then you know
Speaker 2: they did a good thing because they're referring you on
Speaker 2: because that actually did a good service. And I get
Speaker 2: lots of client referrals and people on TikTok say in
Speaker 2: my comments, oh yeah I used down and she was
Speaker 2: great or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a little bit of confidence. I think, now
Speaker 1: what is going on with this cat and dog situation?
Speaker 1: Because I was screaming on okay for done, great, great
Speaker 1: TikTok presence. Life is on lock. She's got the Saturday
Speaker 1: play to day, got the gorgeous to children, and then
Speaker 1: I see you going. I think I might get a dog,
Speaker 1: and then I might get a cat, thinking for done?
Speaker 1: Aren't you going to drive yourself insane? Why are you
Speaker 1: doing this to yourself? And now you've got them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got a puppy in a kitten.
Speaker 1: Haven't you got enough on your platter as it is?
Speaker 1: We'll fuck it. She can afford it.
Speaker 2: It's true. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I thought that through, but we're
Speaker 2: getting through it day by day.
Speaker 1: How's it going? Is it all right?
Speaker 2: Well? The puppy toilet training is difficult. The cat is
Speaker 2: fine because cat has a good litter situation. They're very intelligent,
Speaker 2: which is a cat cat.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 3: They just instinctively know where this shit. It's amazing, it's
Speaker 3: so great.
Speaker 2: So the cat has it, gets it. The puppy not
Speaker 2: so much.
Speaker 1: What kind of dog cavalie? Oh GORGEO, I've got koodoll
Speaker 1: very cute. Did they get along?
Speaker 2: No? But they play like they fight all the time,
Speaker 2: play fight. But the dog will bite the cat's ears,
Speaker 2: bite the tail, jump on the cat. But the cat will,
Speaker 2: you know, get the dog in a headline.
Speaker 1: Good.
Speaker 4: I'm team cat cat.
Speaker 1: Yeah in the situation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they fight a lot.
Speaker 1: Now we need to get you to do it? Is
Speaker 1: it just me of your own? You've got any gym?
Speaker 1: But before we do, and I want to ask about
Speaker 1: the mister fadanav at all the internet is obsessed with
Speaker 1: trying to find your husband.
Speaker 2: I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Leave him alone.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, And he's not like he just is not phased,
Speaker 2: not interested in social media, hates TikTok, doesn't even watch
Speaker 2: my tiktoks, just thinks that the drama is ridiculous and
Speaker 2: he's not interested. So and I said to him, because
Speaker 2: you're not participating, and I want to do sometimes the
Speaker 2: couple trends and I want to get him involved, No,
Speaker 2: not interested.
Speaker 1: There's a mystery. Don't you just want to post a
Speaker 1: photo to go here?
Speaker 2: He is?
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up? No, but you come this far.
Speaker 2: He will never compromise his integrity that way because he's
Speaker 2: not a believer in social media and a private person
Speaker 2: at heart.
Speaker 1: Did they give you a bit of freedom to potentially
Speaker 1: talk shit about him? TikTok? If you know he's not
Speaker 1: going to watch.
Speaker 2: People will tell him. Oh, I have thought about that?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 3: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 3: of mitches.
Speaker 1: If you don't, you're a tighead. Well, I can't believe
Speaker 1: this is your first podcast. Are you feeling comfortable? Are
Speaker 1: you feeling relaxed?
Speaker 2: I am yes, having great time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good? Well should we get Fordne's im?
Speaker 3: Yes, we wanted you to bring an Is it it's
Speaker 3: me of your own? What are you thinking if you've
Speaker 3: got one prepared?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a lot of pressure. I thought about a
Speaker 2: couple of things. I've got a couple of ideas because
Speaker 2: I couldn't decide which one, so ill I'll tell you
Speaker 2: the first one that comes to mind.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do the first one. There for tanks, we
Speaker 1: can just do another one.
Speaker 3: Which, by the way, no pressure. They tank all the time.
Speaker 3: If it's shit, I tell Cheery that sucked.
Speaker 1: I think last week I did. And is it just
Speaker 1: me that I've done three times? Yeah, we've been doing
Speaker 1: the show so long. I've had the thought and I
Speaker 1: bring it back up mitches like you said that four
Speaker 1: years ago. Yeah, nothing changes around here. So all right, well, Bradley,
Speaker 1: a musician will count you in. You'll hear is it
Speaker 1: just me? And then you finish the sentence and we'll
Speaker 1: just we'll rattle them all off. We'll go through them all.
Speaker 1: Oh brilliant.
Speaker 4: Okay, all right, let's go, brad Ley.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Should we have learned how to change a tire in school?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would have been far more useful skill than algebra.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree. I had one of those like dodge
Speaker 1: driving lessons in high school, Like they taught you how
Speaker 1: to go around cones and things like I had. So
Speaker 1: you were in the part of high school. Yeah, an
Speaker 1: evasive what's it called?
Speaker 2: It's you're private or public?
Speaker 1: Public?
Speaker 2: I'm surprised their insurance would cover that.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, I don't think they cared about us, to
Speaker 1: be honest. We're doing some dodger ship. But I was
Speaker 1: the passenger and they went around cones and this is
Speaker 1: how you get away and a skid and if you.
Speaker 4: Have boring passenger, yeah, I'm my goodness.
Speaker 1: Go Wait, So do you think would you prefer to
Speaker 1: have known in school? Well?
Speaker 2: When I watch American TV and you see them doing
Speaker 2: drivers and there learning how to drive a car, and
Speaker 2: they're learning skills associated with the car, and I assume
Speaker 2: it's how to change a tire?
Speaker 1: Do that in America?
Speaker 4: Yes, that's part of school.
Speaker 3: Yes, oh well then fuck, let's just copy paste the
Speaker 3: curriculum and do it here.
Speaker 1: That'll be great. No, I don't want America. It's curriculum.
Speaker 1: American school isn't isn't perfect by any means.
Speaker 3: But have you ever been caught in a pinch though,
Speaker 3: either of you, where you've had to change a tire?
Speaker 1: It's handy to know. No, I couldn't do it. I'm
Speaker 1: too pretty fair to touch that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, can I touch all that filth on the tires?
Speaker 2: I just coin o reme And then you have to
Speaker 2: wait an hour or whatever or cool hubby and.
Speaker 3: See waiting for the NRMA shit that to me? For
Speaker 3: whatever reason feels like a waste of time. I'm just like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna pop the spear on. I'm on the go,
Speaker 3: I'm moving. I only ever drive my car when I've
Speaker 3: got errands to do, and so I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna let that slow me down.
Speaker 4: I'm changing the tire off we go.
Speaker 2: But do you have the spare tire? So I used
Speaker 2: his my first word problem. I used to have a
Speaker 2: Mercedes and in the boot when I got my flat
Speaker 2: tire and opened it, there's no spare. They have the goop.
Speaker 2: Do you know about the goop?
Speaker 1: What's the goo?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is that like you patch it up?
Speaker 3: Nah?
Speaker 2: It's well maybe it's like a patch, but yeah, they
Speaker 2: put something instead on the tire. We call it the goop.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the real And it stops the hole. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they basically plug the hole and you ride around on
Speaker 2: the tire.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Rather than so, they just got like this goop and
Speaker 2: I'm like, where's the spare. Note, I'm like, this car
Speaker 2: costs an exhalmited amount of money and you didn't give
Speaker 2: me a done Yeah, a spare. I've traded cars now, yeah, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I don't always come with a spare.
Speaker 1: No, okay, good, just another one.
Speaker 4: So neither do you know how to change a tire
Speaker 4: at all?
Speaker 1: It's very intuitive.
Speaker 2: I think that jack's involved.
Speaker 3: I can tell you the tricky part for me because
Speaker 3: I've had to change my tire an embarrassing amount of times.
Speaker 3: I always clicked the gutter like a grandma. The hardest
Speaker 3: part is finding the jack points. You can't just jack
Speaker 3: it up at any point. You have to like finger
Speaker 3: under the car and find the right slot to put
Speaker 3: the jack in.
Speaker 1: Neither you give a fuck about this. I was gonna
Speaker 1: have plugged many a hole. But it's nothing to do
Speaker 1: with changing a tire. For done, all right, I can
Speaker 1: see for Dan's phone. She's got notes, she's cut the
Speaker 1: most prepared.
Speaker 4: Let's see the next one. Don't go away, mate, Okay.
Speaker 2: My next one is is it just does Greek yogurt
Speaker 2: make every dinner taste better?
Speaker 1: Ah? Yes?
Speaker 2: Next?
Speaker 4: No, I agree, I fucking agree.
Speaker 1: Not on its own. You can't just pop Greek yogant
Speaker 1: on a chicken.
Speaker 2: And it's not all Greek yogurt. It's created equol. I'm
Speaker 2: a Farmer's Union fan. It's creamy, it's delicious.
Speaker 1: It's not the square tub, like it's kind of a
Speaker 1: square big tub. Yeah, yes, it's not like a round shabari.
Speaker 2: Rectangles rectangle, and it's just so creamy and you could
Speaker 2: have it with everything, especially lamb.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah, but I don't know if you
Speaker 1: can put it on anything, either a bit of lemon
Speaker 1: or a bit of like you put a bit of mintor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well salt, olive oil, lemon, that's.
Speaker 1: All you need, betle.
Speaker 3: I pop a bit of bloody yogurt on everything, a
Speaker 3: bit of pepper in their bit of garlic. I use
Speaker 3: it in lieu of mayonnaise, basically because I actually hate
Speaker 3: fucking vegetables, but apparently it's the place to eat them
Speaker 3: for your health. And so I just pop a doll
Speaker 3: up a yogurt and pretty much everything done.
Speaker 1: I've just got a ninja creamy. You on the ninja
Speaker 1: creamy side of TikTok.
Speaker 2: I know what a ninja is.
Speaker 1: Ninja. You've got their fries.
Speaker 2: I don't know they do a bland done. I know
Speaker 2: they do an outdoor oven my third barbecue thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, and they also have a creamy, which is you
Speaker 1: put frozen. You put liquids in a tarbe freezer. Then
Speaker 1: it makes it into ice cream, all right, Yeah, if
Speaker 1: you get on.
Speaker 4: That side paying you mate, what's going on?
Speaker 1: They're actually fucking not And I really need to talk
Speaker 1: to missed Ninja because I should be making bank off this. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I put you put yogurt and honey and a bit
Speaker 1: of cinnamon in a pot freezer, and then you've got
Speaker 1: the best locale ice cream ever. It really does sound
Speaker 1: like an adult's move on. Yeah. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: I thought, for darn given your side of TikTok, you'd
Speaker 1: be on ninja creamy talk.
Speaker 2: No, because I'm on ice cream person likened. You did
Speaker 2: approach me and said pick whatever you like as many
Speaker 2: as you like things of our website, give them mitch numbers.
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, and they didn't give me
Speaker 2: a Budget'm like, it s there a budget. They don't
Speaker 2: give me a budget. How many ping things? So I pick?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: I picked the Big Ninja because I had the two
Speaker 2: draw one. Picked the Big Ninja. The so I upgraded
Speaker 2: my my air fright, And then I picked the outdoor barbecue.
Speaker 1: Oh they've got an outdoor.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's like a barbecue. But I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: It's like you got plug it in, and you can
Speaker 2: only use it outdoors. I thought it was a barber.
Speaker 2: You can use indoors, all right, so my dinners. But
Speaker 2: then when I read the instructions, it's like, do not
Speaker 2: use indoors, And I'm like, oh no.
Speaker 1: Going to do it with your house your rules.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, well I'm a little worried about fires. But
Speaker 2: I thought about it, but I would never. I don't
Speaker 2: eat ice cream, so I would never.
Speaker 1: Well, shit, can we give you that contact off when
Speaker 1: we finish the show? Yeah you are. I'm doing a
Speaker 1: lot of free fucking pr for Yeah.
Speaker 2: It took me like two years, but finally they got
Speaker 2: the hint.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's do another one. She's got plenty o Bradley
Speaker 1: hit us again. Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Should we be able to use emojis in everyday life,
Speaker 2: in particular when you're writing correspondence, writing letters and I
Speaker 2: just want to use an emoji?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: I thought you meant every day life is in like
Speaker 3: we just sticulate. We try and replicate the emoji in
Speaker 3: conversations ourselves with our.
Speaker 1: Own crimes, crying with laughter, emoji.
Speaker 2: Just in real Sometimes what you want to say is
Speaker 2: exactly an emoji? Yes, no, only you could just hold
Speaker 2: up the sign that had the oji there, or you know,
Speaker 2: magically it would appear. Or when I'm writing legal letters
Speaker 2: to the other side sometimes I just kind of put
Speaker 2: an emoji there. Or when the client, like I had
Speaker 2: this client who we call the other side B one
Speaker 2: and B two because they just write really dumb things,
Speaker 2: and I just want to send him with the banana
Speaker 2: emojis when I'm talking, but I don't want to write
Speaker 2: B one and B two, So I just want to
Speaker 2: send him the banana emogi when they write really dumb.
Speaker 1: See.
Speaker 3: Definitely do put emojis in my emails, but perhaps there's
Speaker 3: less at stake for me than working in law.
Speaker 2: Do you do that by pushing Windows dot on the Mac?
Speaker 4: It's like control command space bar aside, so.
Speaker 2: You know the little code. I've only recently discovered that
Speaker 2: you could do that.
Speaker 1: You can with the window. So what's stopping you? Now
Speaker 1: that you know there's like ten emojis?
Speaker 2: I want all of them. I want the flace, the.
Speaker 4: Face you're on Windows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, emojis.
Speaker 3: I've never considered I put an emoji in an email.
Speaker 3: How will that translate on someone's PC?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I think there's those ugly android emojis. You
Speaker 1: see it gross? You also could not if I was
Speaker 1: in a autor and someone was suing me. And then
Speaker 1: it comes up with Mitchell Chury with like a little
Speaker 1: shuck of emoji like you're being served Bydan with a
Speaker 1: little finger up emoja. But this isn't no, I don't
Speaker 1: buy these.
Speaker 3: I reckon you should sign off your emails with Fordan.
Speaker 3: And then the nail polish emoji.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's like fancy lemons.
Speaker 1: What emojih andcapulation encapsulates for Dan?
Speaker 2: Do you think, oh, it's got a bit of lemon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got lemon.
Speaker 2: I'm all about So yeah, it's just a bit of
Speaker 2: a phase. But every time anyone sees lemons anywhere, I
Speaker 2: get tagged Mike Sole like Spotlight reject Shop, they've been
Speaker 2: having lemon stuff TJ Max for a long time and
Speaker 2: people think that I don't already know. So I'll get
Speaker 2: like a hundred messages telling me there's dinner where it's
Speaker 2: Spotlight with lemon.
Speaker 1: Did you see that big lemon on TikTok that that
Speaker 1: woman had grown and it looks like it was huge,
Speaker 1: It was like this, yes, and then she cut it
Speaker 1: in half. Yes, and it was it was like this big,
Speaker 1: but it was a word for it. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a wild lemon and it just had different basketball. Yes,
Speaker 1: yeah it was. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Probably, I'm just trying to remind you that you're on
Speaker 4: a podcast. Use my hands going this big.
Speaker 1: And I've made a career out of an audio medium
Speaker 1: for Nan, and I never learned that people can't see me.
Speaker 1: And it's a travesty because I'm very gorgeous, for Dan said,
Speaker 1: and we cut it in half almost like a brain
Speaker 1: and yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was tagged a lot in that video. Yes,
Speaker 2: all over it?
Speaker 1: All right? Do you have one more? Do one more? Origin?
Speaker 1: I think? Do you have another? How many more have
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 2: I think I've got one more?
Speaker 1: But we made so we've come this. Come on right, Bradley,
Speaker 1: off we go? Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is the news that they're making a new Legally Blonde?
Speaker 2: I think it's a series, the best news ever?
Speaker 1: Oh, just you?
Speaker 2: We love legally We love it would Yeah, no, maybe
Speaker 2: it's a girl thing.
Speaker 1: I've not seen it. We're very bad. I've never seen
Speaker 1: legally Blond. I haven't seen it. I've never seen it.
Speaker 2: Oh you're missing out.
Speaker 1: I've seen it.
Speaker 4: But sometimes I feel like turning ship into a series
Speaker 4: it just ruins it, you know, like sometimes sequels can
Speaker 4: really see us do legally Bond two, which shouse.
Speaker 1: Was it very bad times. The sequels of things are
Speaker 1: better than the original, Like Shrek two, it's very much better.
Speaker 1: I disagree.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't think the series of Legally Blonde could
Speaker 3: possibly be better than the movie.
Speaker 2: What if her daughter plays el Woods the young the same? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think when she was in high school.
Speaker 3: See they did that with Greece. It was like the
Speaker 3: Rise of the Pink Ladies. I'm like, I don't care
Speaker 3: about some click in a high school before the main
Speaker 3: characters turn them.
Speaker 1: I don't care. Yeah, the history, but it's also very
Speaker 1: you for darn like it's lawyer right, yes, it's the
Speaker 1: loyal life lawyer dress.
Speaker 2: As well, it's it's inspiring.
Speaker 1: It's who you are, that's your c that's your clibook,
Speaker 1: like you can be l Woods.
Speaker 2: Okay, I take it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, for dahe the Australian el Woods. They're
Speaker 1: practically twins. Yeah basically yeah, okay, well but great, great
Speaker 1: agents for dark, brilliant. Now before we let you go,
Speaker 1: very important question for you. I don't think you can ask,
Speaker 1: for darn? Why not we ask every guest. She's a lawyer,
Speaker 1: and she holds herself with such a steam. You're very regal,
Speaker 1: and I just feel like we should skip it with
Speaker 1: for darn this question? Is it's too vulgar?
Speaker 2: Oh, vulgar ery.
Speaker 3: I've actually noticed that you've not sworn once this whole podcast,
Speaker 3: and I've been swearing like a fucking sheer on hot days.
Speaker 2: I swear all the time. I must be just the
Speaker 2: environment you can sweat.
Speaker 1: Can you want to say your favorite swear word? Fuck?
Speaker 2: Oh, it's got to be because I say the fuck it.
Speaker 2: I can afford it. It just comes out cuss a little.
Speaker 1: That sounds great out of your mouth.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I say it like and sometimes because when
Speaker 2: I talk to clients, I will have to refrain. Depending
Speaker 2: on the client. Yes, if they came from TikTok, they
Speaker 2: know that I swear. But sometimes when I talk to
Speaker 2: the other side, you would have been such a bitch face,
Speaker 2: like calm the fuck down.
Speaker 3: Yes, Well, how do you feel am I allowed to
Speaker 3: ask this question? Cherry's trying to veto it, not I
Speaker 3: trying to be to it.
Speaker 1: I just I didn't realize you were, you had such
Speaker 1: a potty mouth, so ask away fuck it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we do this thing with every guest where
Speaker 3: we ask them to contribute to our list of things
Speaker 3: better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 1: The reason we do that, I wish our.
Speaker 3: Idiots could see her face when I said that. The
Speaker 3: reason we do that, it's not as futrid as it sounds.
Speaker 3: It's because we don't want our young listeners, who might
Speaker 3: be in a phase in life where they're becoming a
Speaker 3: bit obsessed with partying and boys and what have you.
Speaker 3: We don't want them to believe that that's all there
Speaker 3: is to life. There's little things you can appreciate, like
Speaker 3: the crunch of a good autumn leaf under your shoes.
Speaker 3: Shit like that. I'll find some examples. Actually, she's just
Speaker 3: stunned in silence for worried.
Speaker 1: If you finish, you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 4: I'm finding some exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got ideas.
Speaker 4: Oh God, I told you should be honest.
Speaker 2: These are the ideas.
Speaker 1: Wait quickly, did you have a period in your youth
Speaker 1: of the drugs and the dick? And I was, and
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 4: That's more inappropriate than what I asked.
Speaker 2: It was, Well, if you've read my book, you'd know.
Speaker 2: I did send you a copy of my book.
Speaker 1: Signed copy. Yes, I have the book.
Speaker 2: Did you read in my book? I now it's long.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I did not read the full thing. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I apologized, but I thought it was fiction. No.
Speaker 2: This is the real life for down dating story. Oh,
Speaker 2: from when I had fifty one first dates and also
Speaker 2: the second date to the third dates at c It
Speaker 2: talks about my whole sex life everything.
Speaker 4: Even when I was this cheer and I wasn't sent
Speaker 4: to fuck.
Speaker 2: Thirty one to thirty three. I think the years are.
Speaker 1: So that they were your naughty years. Thirty one to
Speaker 1: thirty three, now they.
Speaker 2: Were the winter it was documented in my twenties that
Speaker 2: was small party.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: Thirties was luck. You know, we're on a husband hunt here. Really,
Speaker 2: so twenties was you know? When I was in my twenties,
Speaker 2: I was broke as fuck, even though I was a lawyer,
Speaker 2: struggling and when you're a UNI student, like early twenties,
Speaker 2: really really poor.
Speaker 1: That's what I was.
Speaker 3: Wait, come in handy right, yeah, yeah, it's pretty LEXI.
Speaker 3: It makes it sexier.
Speaker 1: And also there is something about a law boy like
Speaker 1: they're hot in your Uni days. Was with there's some
Speaker 1: hot unicute Uni boys.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely So some examples of things
Speaker 3: better than drugs and dick that our other guests have
Speaker 3: given us. Yep, chock coated at Sultan's according to Tim Abbott,
Speaker 3: when you haven't started the chock top before the movie.
Speaker 3: Reuben Kay said that one reason Nicholson said weighted anxiety blanket.
Speaker 1: Jela Bishops at her waterbed Yep. Lara G.
Speaker 3: Marshall from the Saddle Club said oozing lava cakes are
Speaker 3: better than drugs and dick, and you.
Speaker 1: Can quote her on that. Yeah, She's always what do
Speaker 1: you got for as a little pleasure in life?
Speaker 2: For Daran, Okay, this is a little out there green crunch.
Speaker 2: She plums with salt.
Speaker 1: That is out there.
Speaker 4: There's a lot to take in green green plums.
Speaker 1: That's a thing.
Speaker 2: When they're not ripe, I'll give you a tummy ache.
Speaker 3: No, everyone says that, man, no, Sunder's popping it on
Speaker 3: the list.
Speaker 2: I could have those. It's like it's only very very
Speaker 2: niche before they get ripe, so it might happen for
Speaker 2: maybe four weeks a year. I think I prefer dick,
Speaker 2: then green crunch, green crunchy plums, I'm telling you, and
Speaker 2: with salt with salt?
Speaker 1: I my god, yes, that's that trend online. Everyone's eating
Speaker 1: the raw almonds with salt. Have you seen that?
Speaker 2: And win to the fruits up and ask? Not in season? Really,
Speaker 2: but I'm waiting.
Speaker 1: That'd be bitter, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: I'm sure I hear that crunch and geez.
Speaker 4: Ok, add Greek yogurt to that as well.
Speaker 2: On not with the plums doesn't make everything better? No,
Speaker 2: but I've never tried it, like it might might make
Speaker 2: it better.
Speaker 1: Try everything once.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't think to put salt with the plums, so hey,
Speaker 3: can't adults?
Speaker 2: Green crunchy apple with salt also works? Yeah, Granny Smith apple, so.
Speaker 4: I could fuck with that. Actually that sounds a maze.
Speaker 1: I had a green apple my teenie when it's got
Speaker 1: a green apple or yeah, it's really good. I don't
Speaker 1: like Martini. Is this in general because of the salt? Yeah? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I adore salt, make no mistake, but not on a drink.
Speaker 1: My favorite drink. I feel like you can connect on
Speaker 1: this ban is a really really dirty gin Martini.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't mind it to fine dirty.
Speaker 1: Like it's olive Brian three olives, a good shot of
Speaker 1: olive Brian just gin the move. That's it cold, and
Speaker 1: it affords I can afford more and more and more
Speaker 1: and more. This is good.
Speaker 2: What else you have for I was going to say
Speaker 2: something boring like coffee boring?
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, that is boring. No, that is better than drugs.
Speaker 1: No it's not.
Speaker 4: It's the most addicted in the morning. My whole life
Speaker 4: on coffee.
Speaker 1: True. Okay, shower yeah, that's good, burning hot? Are your
Speaker 1: bath girl? No?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 2: And I have lots of bath paraphernalia, but I don't really.
Speaker 4: Send them my way down because I bath the kids.
Speaker 1: It's like a Chorea.
Speaker 3: I do love a bath. Mine's not quite big enough
Speaker 3: for me, and I'm not a large person. It's very
Speaker 3: uncomfor Yeah, I don't really fit in bath. If you
Speaker 3: had try to have sex in a bath.
Speaker 1: No, horrific.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really hard. It it needs to be big.
Speaker 4: It's it's difficult, it's.
Speaker 1: Hard, and it's big. I mean, sign me out. Yeah, really,
Speaker 1: those photos.
Speaker 2: The bath needs to be big enough. There's a water problem.
Speaker 1: Yep, you think water shower sex. But it sounds hot
Speaker 1: gonna work, but it doesn't. It almost does the opposite,
Speaker 1: and it doesn't sound like it's gonna work at all.
Speaker 2: Well, I like the idea of it because you see
Speaker 2: it on like the romanticizing TV the barbble baths and
Speaker 2: you're getting in the bath together. Sounds kind of hot
Speaker 2: and sexy, but then when you're in the bath together,
Speaker 2: it's kind of awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it does completely all right? Well, for Done, that
Speaker 1: was an absolute pleasure.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, it's been so much fun.
Speaker 1: I can't believe we took your podcast, Virginity.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll always remember this moment.
Speaker 1: I hope will be gentle. Is it okay? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was perfect?
Speaker 1: You remember it? Yeah, I'm glad we look gorgeous. I
Speaker 1: had we had people go off for Done. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm so glad we had you on. Really a red bitch?
Speaker 1: Did you not see the Reddit thread about this?
Speaker 2: I don't read reddit. Oh, not good for my mental health?
Speaker 3: Someone I agree, He's like, I don't read Reddit anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't read No.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people in the comments send me to read it,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, out of curiosity, I'd go on book
Speaker 2: and think of those bitches. So I don't now let them.
Speaker 1: Someone sent me a screenshot and they said, for Dan's
Speaker 1: appearing on a podcast? What podcasts? They went? Is it
Speaker 1: just me? By all appearances, it looks very loose. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they did so while we're at it. I read it.
Speaker 1: If I read it, I read it. Hope for done.
Speaker 1: What do you what do you fans call.
Speaker 2: Well, well, the fans of antok fans, but the trolls
Speaker 2: of the troll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, we call our listeners idiots. Isn't that beautiful? Oh?
Speaker 2: Charming?
Speaker 1: So hard to heart an idiots?
Speaker 2: I read it. Idiots. Yeah, those in the basement who
Speaker 2: have never been kissed.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, that's it. Well, they'll hate you now, I'll
Speaker 1: come for you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 1: She doesn't seem to care about that. She had your
Speaker 1: very no bullshit.
Speaker 2: That's what I like, because they're in the basement, or
Speaker 2: they're the troll with the faceless, nameless person. Where I'm me,
Speaker 2: it's my fabulous life.
Speaker 1: Let me talk.
Speaker 2: What are they gonna do? It doesn't face me to
Speaker 2: be someone who's successful. You're gonna have the jealous people,
Speaker 2: the haters. They're not gonna be happy for your success.
Speaker 2: Never it's right be happy for me. It's fine. I'm
Speaker 2: not happy for you. I don't know you. I don't
Speaker 2: care about you. Good luck. If it brings you joy,
Speaker 2: go ahead.
Speaker 1: He lives to cut another cucumber for another day. I
Speaker 1: do with a pairing knife and a farminate platters. It's
Speaker 1: for darn Thanks for coming on the show.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. I have so much.
Speaker 1: Thanks you coming? Is it just me? A podcast by
Speaker 1: a couple of meters. Make sure you've hit follow on
Speaker 1: your podcast.