Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: It's the Christian O'Connell show yesterday, the time Waste. We're
Speaker 3: talking about Bogan songs. And I found this website after
Speaker 3: a googled things Bogans like, and there's a very good
Speaker 3: website actually called things Boganlike and Things Bogans Like, and
Speaker 3: there's over three hundred various things like clashing with reporters,
Speaker 3: which is still my ra.
Speaker 1: Such funny observation, clashy with reports, Where.
Speaker 4: Would it Karen Affair be? Where would you today tonight
Speaker 4: be without these people?
Speaker 3: And I was looking at it again after the show.
Speaker 3: The other things that Bogans like, according to website Telethon's
Speaker 3: Commercial Radio, Thank you Bogans for your ears, finding God,
Speaker 3: the secret, misspelling their kids' names, arbitrary thievery. But the
Speaker 3: one thing I've realised some of my short six years
Speaker 3: living here in Australia's.
Speaker 1: Bogan is just too broad.
Speaker 3: There are sort of various versions of Bogans, aren't there,
Speaker 3: Like k Yeah, would you say that Kate and our
Speaker 3: producer is an upper class Bogan.
Speaker 4: It's sounding because we started to go around the team
Speaker 4: and saying who's bogan who's not.
Speaker 1: Like Pats is a sort of reluctant bogan.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fair, No reluctant anymore.
Speaker 5: I have been known to wear my moccasins to the
Speaker 5: school bus stop, so that is not got out of that.
Speaker 1: And you would clash with a reporter. And you've got
Speaker 1: that massive neck tattoo as well. They normally have that
Speaker 1: date of birth or some scripture.
Speaker 3: I've seen a lot of bogun nectar tattoos, which I
Speaker 3: always find really odd. So, Caitlin, would you describe yourself
Speaker 3: as a bogan because you've got backyard TV. I'm like a.
Speaker 2: Goldie Bogan because I'm from the Goldie so like Queensland Bergen, so.
Speaker 1: I think like that I see a Goldie Bogan. So
Speaker 1: Goldie Bogan is all about.
Speaker 4: The location location.
Speaker 2: It's like words we use, like I use the word
Speaker 2: to explain a lot of great things and a lot
Speaker 2: of bad things.
Speaker 3: I've noticed that yet, and often you use it like
Speaker 3: a verb as well. Correct.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I always say, oh, you joke it all
Speaker 2: the time, like doesn't even make sense. And also I'd
Speaker 2: say Goldie Bogan because I will wear no shoes walking
Speaker 2: through like a shopping mall.
Speaker 4: I find Queenslanders think that it's more acceptable than we
Speaker 4: do down here because it the weather.
Speaker 3: Well, if you go to in a supermarket the air conditioning,
Speaker 3: it's not that's the coolest place.
Speaker 4: Surely a pair of thongs is the bare minimum.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, all right, So this morning we want to
Speaker 3: try and categorize all the various types of bogan.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Chris and I would say Warwick Kappa is AFL Bogan.
Speaker 3: If you're talking about the various different sort of categories
Speaker 3: of bogan, there is one a special one called AFL Bogan.
Speaker 3: Warreck Kapper is the captain of that all Australian Bogan team.
Speaker 4: I would call him Gold Coast Bogan as well. He
Speaker 4: ran for mayor of the Gold Coast or was he
Speaker 4: the mayor for a little bit?
Speaker 3: How many ex AFL players like Cooter at the moment
Speaker 3: I have a run.
Speaker 1: For office Christian.
Speaker 3: There are also a separate category for educated Bogans. Don't
Speaker 3: forget the classic Southern cross tattoo and giant oversized tope
Speaker 3: mags as well. For Bogans Christian tailjack magpies don't regurg
Speaker 3: to take their food. These update your records, mates. They
Speaker 3: feed food to their chicks whole. I film this magpie
Speaker 3: next to my house and you can see the dad
Speaker 3: feeding the his son or daughter an entire baby snake.
Speaker 4: You need a snake, you need a carrot?
Speaker 1: That's yes, perhatsy. How was your day yesterday?
Speaker 5: I had a bit of a meltdown in the supermarket.
Speaker 5: It was a bit like Michael Douglas falling down yesterday
Speaker 5: for me. So it was witch o'clock. I was tired.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, the worst time a day, that
Speaker 1: three o'clock.
Speaker 5: I just come from the dentist and the I'm gonna
Speaker 5: have to get a second job. But so i'd come
Speaker 5: from that.
Speaker 1: His voice up was actually I speaking engineers, so must
Speaker 1: have cut through there on the corners.
Speaker 5: And yeah, so it was one of those days and
Speaker 5: I really just wanted to go home and sleep, to
Speaker 5: be honest. And I had to on the way home
Speaker 5: grab a few things at the supermarket. But when I
Speaker 5: got there, all the little handbas I just needed a
Speaker 5: hand basket, just needed a few things, but all the
Speaker 5: baskets were gone everyone was using them, so I had
Speaker 5: to get a small trolley. Only like every time I
Speaker 5: didn't have a gold coin. I didn't have a one
Speaker 5: or two dollar coin, and I left my actually had
Speaker 5: the other keys, so I didn't have my trolley token.
Speaker 1: So you have to use the dollar coin to get
Speaker 1: your troneys out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well.
Speaker 4: They trust you guys.
Speaker 1: We're not chucking them in the canal.
Speaker 5: Can you turn them into barbecues out our way?
Speaker 3: Anyway?
Speaker 5: So, as I was walking in, the man with the
Speaker 5: trolley train, so he'd been out in the car park
Speaker 5: and got all the trolleys, you know, and they've got
Speaker 5: like the big trolley train.
Speaker 3: And you're right, it is the trolley train. I once
Speaker 3: had that for a job for you. People judge you
Speaker 3: if you're doing that. They look at you like you're
Speaker 3: not quite right. They sort of go, oh, bless.
Speaker 1: You store near a till of humans.
Speaker 3: Literally would chat to him and was like pat me
Speaker 3: on the head, you know, like I was something was
Speaker 3: wrong with me, but I was.
Speaker 1: He's trying to make a go of it. Look at
Speaker 1: him with that children.
Speaker 3: Control of that trolley train is so he doesn't get
Speaker 3: car is like look out for this.
Speaker 1: What it was more.
Speaker 5: Anyway, So I said, excuse me, I said, can can
Speaker 5: I just grab one of your trolleys. I just like, alwise,
Speaker 5: I don't have a coin to get a trolley. There's
Speaker 5: no baskets, and I don't carry cash.
Speaker 1: Vi ips don't carry cash.
Speaker 5: I just I just had my cart. Anyway. He said,
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I can't do that, and I said, why not.
Speaker 5: You've got the key. Can't you just give me one.
Speaker 5: He said no, I'm not allowed to.
Speaker 4: And I said, is serious?
Speaker 5: And he goes yeah, And I thought, so I went
Speaker 5: to the lady at the front deskt fired, no, I
Speaker 5: need a trolley. I needed to get stuff for dinner anyway.
Speaker 1: Else how much effort this?
Speaker 5: No, I had to get, star had to get. We're
Speaker 5: out of Dundy paper for a start. Anyway, So I
Speaker 5: said to the gentleman, it was a gentleman, actually.
Speaker 3: Where you said, it's like Michael Douglas falling down.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that movie? He doesn't need it, Dune.
Speaker 1: That's not what he's angry.
Speaker 4: No, I know, but it was a day like that. Anyway.
Speaker 5: I said, look, I'm terribly sorry, I don't have you
Speaker 5: Can you just get me a trolley. I don't need
Speaker 5: to keep the token because they guard those like they're
Speaker 5: the Holy grail like those plastics. I said, can you
Speaker 5: are you able to please just you know, can I trouble?
Speaker 5: And he said no, I can't do that. And I
Speaker 5: said why not? And he said, well you need a
Speaker 5: dollar or two dollar?
Speaker 1: Have you got a dollar?
Speaker 5: And I said no, if I had a dollar or
Speaker 5: a two dollar coint, I'm be able to go and
Speaker 5: get a trolley. And he said, well, you'll need a
Speaker 5: token and I said, well obviously, but I cannot. Can
Speaker 5: you just like get me one? Anyway, he was just
Speaker 5: putting up, you know, roadblocks. I thought, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 5: can I see your manager?
Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, yeah, this is escalated thrice. I was, by
Speaker 1: the way, another.
Speaker 3: Type of Bogan complaining Jogan, I know my rights Bogan.
Speaker 1: Clashing with middle management Bogan. All right, so do you
Speaker 1: find the manager?
Speaker 5: Now I'm the manager.
Speaker 3: It's just the same person, put on various outfits of uniforms.
Speaker 5: And she was fabulous, but she took about fifteen minutes
Speaker 5: to get there, which I reckon was intentional.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's one of the mumlies around here. What is
Speaker 1: he the manager? Anyway?
Speaker 5: She was fantastic. I said, look, I'm really sorry, I
Speaker 5: just need I just need a trolley. Otherwise, I'm going
Speaker 5: to have to go to another supermarket where I know business,
Speaker 5: where I know they have no trouble, just releasing one
Speaker 5: of the trolleys.
Speaker 1: Release take your new role, trade somewhere else.
Speaker 5: Oh, it was falling down on his I was about
Speaker 5: to huff out.
Speaker 1: So did she give you the freaking.
Speaker 5: She was fantastic. No, she didn't give me the token bit.
Speaker 5: She got me a trolley and that's all I needed.
Speaker 5: I didn't need the token, just needed the trolley.
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