WEBVTT - MINI: Aussie Bogans

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Christian O'Connell show yesterday, the time Waste. We're

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<v Speaker 3>talking about Bogan songs. And I found this website after

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<v Speaker 3>a googled things Bogans like, and there's a very good

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<v Speaker 3>website actually called things Boganlike and Things Bogans Like, and

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<v Speaker 3>there's over three hundred various things like clashing with reporters,

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<v Speaker 3>which is still my ra.

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<v Speaker 1>Such funny observation, clashy with reports, Where.

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<v Speaker 4>Would it Karen Affair be? Where would you today tonight

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<v Speaker 4>be without these people?

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<v Speaker 3>And I was looking at it again after the show.

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<v Speaker 3>The other things that Bogans like, according to website Telethon's

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<v Speaker 3>Commercial Radio, Thank you Bogans for your ears, finding God,

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<v Speaker 3>the secret, misspelling their kids' names, arbitrary thievery. But the

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<v Speaker 3>one thing I've realised some of my short six years

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<v Speaker 3>living here in Australia's.

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<v Speaker 1>Bogan is just too broad.

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<v Speaker 3>There are sort of various versions of Bogans, aren't there,

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<v Speaker 3>Like k Yeah, would you say that Kate and our

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<v Speaker 3>producer is an upper class Bogan.

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<v Speaker 4>It's sounding because we started to go around the team

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<v Speaker 4>and saying who's bogan who's not.

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<v Speaker 1>Like Pats is a sort of reluctant bogan.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's fair, No reluctant anymore.

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<v Speaker 5>I have been known to wear my moccasins to the

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<v Speaker 5>school bus stop, so that is not got out of that.

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<v Speaker 1>And you would clash with a reporter. And you've got

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<v Speaker 1>that massive neck tattoo as well. They normally have that

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<v Speaker 1>date of birth or some scripture.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen a lot of bogun nectar tattoos, which I

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<v Speaker 3>always find really odd. So, Caitlin, would you describe yourself

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<v Speaker 3>as a bogan because you've got backyard TV. I'm like a.

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<v Speaker 2>Goldie Bogan because I'm from the Goldie so like Queensland Bergen, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I think like that I see a Goldie Bogan. So

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<v Speaker 1>Goldie Bogan is all about.

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<v Speaker 4>The location location.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like words we use, like I use the word

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<v Speaker 2>to explain a lot of great things and a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of bad things.

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<v Speaker 3>I've noticed that yet, and often you use it like

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<v Speaker 3>a verb as well. Correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And I always say, oh, you joke it all

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<v Speaker 2>the time, like doesn't even make sense. And also I'd

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<v Speaker 2>say Goldie Bogan because I will wear no shoes walking

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<v Speaker 2>through like a shopping mall.

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<v Speaker 4>I find Queenslanders think that it's more acceptable than we

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<v Speaker 4>do down here because it the weather.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, if you go to in a supermarket the air conditioning,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not that's the coolest place.

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<v Speaker 4>Surely a pair of thongs is the bare minimum.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yeah, all right, So this morning we want to

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<v Speaker 3>try and categorize all the various types of bogan.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Chris and I would say Warwick Kappa is AFL Bogan.

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<v Speaker 3>If you're talking about the various different sort of categories

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<v Speaker 3>of bogan, there is one a special one called AFL Bogan.

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<v Speaker 3>Warreck Kapper is the captain of that all Australian Bogan team.

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<v Speaker 4>I would call him Gold Coast Bogan as well. He

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<v Speaker 4>ran for mayor of the Gold Coast or was he

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<v Speaker 4>the mayor for a little bit?

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<v Speaker 3>How many ex AFL players like Cooter at the moment

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<v Speaker 3>I have a run.

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<v Speaker 1>For office Christian.

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<v Speaker 3>There are also a separate category for educated Bogans. Don't

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<v Speaker 3>forget the classic Southern cross tattoo and giant oversized tope

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<v Speaker 3>mags as well. For Bogans Christian tailjack magpies don't regurg

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<v Speaker 3>to take their food. These update your records, mates. They

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<v Speaker 3>feed food to their chicks whole. I film this magpie

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<v Speaker 3>next to my house and you can see the dad

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<v Speaker 3>feeding the his son or daughter an entire baby snake.

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<v Speaker 4>You need a snake, you need a carrot?

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<v Speaker 1>That's yes, perhatsy. How was your day yesterday?

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<v Speaker 5>I had a bit of a meltdown in the supermarket.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a bit like Michael Douglas falling down yesterday

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<v Speaker 5>for me. So it was witch o'clock. I was tired.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, yeah, the worst time a day, that

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<v Speaker 1>three o'clock.

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<v Speaker 5>I just come from the dentist and the I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 5>have to get a second job. But so i'd come

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<v Speaker 5>from that.

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<v Speaker 1>His voice up was actually I speaking engineers, so must

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<v Speaker 1>have cut through there on the corners.

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, so it was one of those days and

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<v Speaker 5>I really just wanted to go home and sleep, to

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<v Speaker 5>be honest. And I had to on the way home

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<v Speaker 5>grab a few things at the supermarket. But when I

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<v Speaker 5>got there, all the little handbas I just needed a

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<v Speaker 5>hand basket, just needed a few things, but all the

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<v Speaker 5>baskets were gone everyone was using them, so I had

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<v Speaker 5>to get a small trolley. Only like every time I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't have a gold coin. I didn't have a one

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<v Speaker 5>or two dollar coin, and I left my actually had

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<v Speaker 5>the other keys, so I didn't have my trolley token.

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<v Speaker 1>So you have to use the dollar coin to get

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<v Speaker 1>your troneys out.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well.

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<v Speaker 4>They trust you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not chucking them in the canal.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you turn them into barbecues out our way?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>So, as I was walking in, the man with the

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<v Speaker 5>trolley train, so he'd been out in the car park

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<v Speaker 5>and got all the trolleys, you know, and they've got

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<v Speaker 5>like the big trolley train.

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<v Speaker 3>And you're right, it is the trolley train. I once

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<v Speaker 3>had that for a job for you. People judge you

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<v Speaker 3>if you're doing that. They look at you like you're

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<v Speaker 3>not quite right. They sort of go, oh, bless.

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<v Speaker 1>You store near a till of humans.

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<v Speaker 3>Literally would chat to him and was like pat me

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<v Speaker 3>on the head, you know, like I was something was

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<v Speaker 3>wrong with me, but I was.

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<v Speaker 1>He's trying to make a go of it. Look at

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<v Speaker 1>him with that children.

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<v Speaker 3>Control of that trolley train is so he doesn't get

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<v Speaker 3>car is like look out for this.

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<v Speaker 1>What it was more.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, So I said, excuse me, I said, can can

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<v Speaker 5>I just grab one of your trolleys. I just like, alwise,

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<v Speaker 5>I don't have a coin to get a trolley. There's

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<v Speaker 5>no baskets, and I don't carry cash.

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<v Speaker 1>Vi ips don't carry cash.

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<v Speaker 5>I just I just had my cart. Anyway. He said,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, I can't do that, and I said, why not.

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<v Speaker 5>You've got the key. Can't you just give me one.

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<v Speaker 5>He said no, I'm not allowed to.

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<v Speaker 4>And I said, is serious?

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<v Speaker 5>And he goes yeah, And I thought, so I went

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<v Speaker 5>to the lady at the front deskt fired, no, I

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<v Speaker 5>need a trolley. I needed to get stuff for dinner anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Else how much effort this?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I had to get, star had to get. We're

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<v Speaker 5>out of Dundy paper for a start. Anyway, So I

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<v Speaker 5>said to the gentleman, it was a gentleman, actually.

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<v Speaker 3>Where you said, it's like Michael Douglas falling down.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you seen that movie? He doesn't need it, Dune.

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<v Speaker 1>That's not what he's angry.

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<v Speaker 4>No, I know, but it was a day like that. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>I said, look, I'm terribly sorry, I don't have you

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<v Speaker 5>Can you just get me a trolley. I don't need

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<v Speaker 5>to keep the token because they guard those like they're

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<v Speaker 5>the Holy grail like those plastics. I said, can you

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<v Speaker 5>are you able to please just you know, can I trouble?

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<v Speaker 5>And he said no, I can't do that. And I

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<v Speaker 5>said why not? And he said, well you need a

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<v Speaker 5>dollar or two dollar?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you got a dollar?

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<v Speaker 5>And I said no, if I had a dollar or

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<v Speaker 5>a two dollar coint, I'm be able to go and

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<v Speaker 5>get a trolley. And he said, well, you'll need a

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<v Speaker 5>token and I said, well obviously, but I cannot. Can

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<v Speaker 5>you just like get me one? Anyway, he was just

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<v Speaker 5>putting up, you know, roadblocks. I thought, I'm sorry, but

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<v Speaker 5>can I see your manager?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow? Okay, yeah, this is escalated thrice. I was, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, another.

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<v Speaker 3>Type of Bogan complaining Jogan, I know my rights Bogan.

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<v Speaker 1>Clashing with middle management Bogan. All right, so do you

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<v Speaker 1>find the manager?

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<v Speaker 5>Now I'm the manager.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just the same person, put on various outfits of uniforms.

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<v Speaker 5>And she was fabulous, but she took about fifteen minutes

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<v Speaker 5>to get there, which I reckon was intentional.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, there's one of the mumlies around here. What is

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<v Speaker 1>he the manager? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>She was fantastic. I said, look, I'm really sorry, I

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<v Speaker 5>just need I just need a trolley. Otherwise, I'm going

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<v Speaker 5>to have to go to another supermarket where I know business,

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<v Speaker 5>where I know they have no trouble, just releasing one

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<v Speaker 5>of the trolleys.

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<v Speaker 1>Release take your new role, trade somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, it was falling down on his I was about

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<v Speaker 5>to huff out.

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<v Speaker 1>So did she give you the freaking.

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<v Speaker 5>She was fantastic. No, she didn't give me the token bit.

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<v Speaker 5>She got me a trolley and that's all I needed.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't need the token, just needed the trolley.

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<v Speaker 1>We all went through that together. The Christian O'Connell Show

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<v Speaker 1>podcast