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Speaker 1: We're after your best dad joke, Jimmy, Alal and Brooke,

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Speaker 1: give us your best.

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Speaker 2: Good just after a bit of a scary ordeal myself. Actually, yeah,

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Speaker 2: the grim Reaper came to me last night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and but.

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Speaker 2: Fortunately I managed to fight him off with the vacuum cleaner.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, talk about dice and the.

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Speaker 4: Death Jimmy, that's that's a good start.

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Speaker 1: Matthew in Belden sent us a text. Why did ducks

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Speaker 1: have feathers to cover their butt cracks?

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Speaker 3: That's cute?

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Speaker 4: And so many dad jokes are because we go and

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Speaker 4: look at the dead jokes Whenever the kids say, are dad,

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Speaker 4: it's a dad jog.

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Speaker 3: What's my job?

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Speaker 1: Aaron im Pinjarra, Hello, give us your best?

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Speaker 5: Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

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Speaker 1: Why?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: That's a dad joke for really little kids, isn't it? Eron?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah that was Yeah, Yeah, that's how you want

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Speaker 6: to them.

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Speaker 1: Give you a couple of texted ones. Claire Thornley says

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Speaker 1: dogs can't operate MRI machines, but cats can cute Matthew

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Speaker 1: another one from building what's brown and sticky?

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Speaker 6: A stick?

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Speaker 3: Oh dear, Speaking of little kids, let's get a stirling

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Speaker 3: can I stave? What do you go for us?

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Speaker 5: Mate? What's orange? And songs like a parrot?

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Speaker 6: What a currot.

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Speaker 1: La?

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Speaker 3: It's all in the delivery to in the accents as well.

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Speaker 3: That was cute.

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Speaker 4: We'd love to hear your dad joke today and by

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Speaker 4: me in a classic that's been handed down through the

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Speaker 4: family like an heirloom.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, getting a heap of texts.

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Speaker 1: Try to if you can include your name in suburbs

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Speaker 1: so we can say who you are. This is a

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Speaker 1: ripper and I don't know who it's from. My friend

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Speaker 1: told me to cheer up. Things could be worse. I

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Speaker 1: could be trapped deep underground in a pit of water.

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Speaker 1: I know he means well. Graham and east person said,

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Speaker 1: what's gray? A melted penguin? Another anonymous how does the

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Speaker 1: moon cut his hair? Eclipse it?

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Speaker 3: Oh dear, what do you go?

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Speaker 2: Good?

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Speaker 5: Good? Did you hear about that poor bloat that drowned

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Speaker 5: in his bowl? And usually no, he was pulled in

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Speaker 5: by a strong current.

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Speaker 3: And the laugh as well for.

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Speaker 6: Classic Ray and herd Hill, what do you got for us?

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Speaker 5: Good morning?

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Speaker 6: What are the majority of people in Afghanis?

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Speaker 3: And don't they have TV's in their houses? Because it's

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Speaker 3: a tally band.

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Speaker 1: There of course Monday joke beg you Ray, Thanks right,

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Speaker 1: Brett Yana, Hello, good morningad joke to you go for us?

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Speaker 5: You know dog's goning up for Mr Machines.

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Speaker 6: Very good, thanks bred bread bye.

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Speaker 4: Think about bad jokes. I get used every Christmas, every

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Speaker 4: time you catch up with dad on Father's Day. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we love a bit of recycling.

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Speaker 1: Sam in swaan View says I gave him a handy

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Speaker 1: man a list of jobs to do, and he only

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Speaker 1: did jobs one, three and five.

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Speaker 6: Turns out he only does odd job.

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Speaker 1: John in Ferndale said, woman goes to the doctor complaining

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Speaker 1: about her hearing. Doctor asked, can you describe the symptoms?

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Speaker 1: The woman replies, home as the fat guy in Marjo's

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Speaker 1: blue hair.

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Speaker 3: All right, that's funny. It's good to laught like god,

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Speaker 3: I colin, Good.

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Speaker 2: Morning, dead joke, fire Away's favorite letter. What Yeah, I

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Speaker 2: think it's the R, but it's really the seed.

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Speaker 1: Okay, there's a little lot of bonus, little bonus bitch.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I was expecting our thanks coling, your timbers, Thanks

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Speaker 6: garthing cart up was your dad joke?

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Speaker 4: Good guys, what do you got for us?

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Speaker 6: Good?

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Speaker 5: Hungry Blake goes into a fish and shirt shop and

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Speaker 5: he says, I'll have a crocodile savorich, But can you

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Speaker 5: make it snappy?

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Speaker 6: Thanks card.

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Speaker 1: David ridgewoods put by one of my favorite jocks of

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Speaker 1: all time.

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Speaker 6: What do you call it a deal with no eyes?

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Speaker 6: No idea? What do you call a deal with my

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Speaker 6: legs and no eyes? Still?

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Speaker 4: No, no, this is getting towards Christmas cracket bon.

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Speaker 6: Bon this with gold like that? Can you date?

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Speaker 3: We're hitting you to bonbon territory in the table? Guys?

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Speaker 6: Uh, what do you okay?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 1: More texts on your dad jokes? Jamie in Parmelia, what

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Speaker 1: do you call a man with no shins? Tony Decker

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Speaker 1: and Sevil Graves saying how did the bubble gum cross

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Speaker 1: the road?

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Speaker 6: It was stuck to the chicken's foot? Jeff in Mandro,

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Speaker 6: what's yours?

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Speaker 7: He said that new movie about constipation? It had to

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Speaker 7: come out yet, Jeff?

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Speaker 6: Thanks Jeff.

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Speaker 3: No one's mentioned constipation on the show for a while.

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Speaker 6: Let's go to Huntingdal for Mark's dad joke.

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Speaker 3: Hello, oh yeah, why did.

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Speaker 2: The rigger three condoms?

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Speaker 3: No idea? Be sure? Thanks Patrick?

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Speaker 1: Fill the game we got one more, Aaron and Kareem

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Speaker 1: give us your dad joke, Aaron.

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Speaker 7: Keep run over by a truck?

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Speaker 3: Why because he couldn't say.

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Speaker 4: Thanks, Aaron, thanks everyone, because there are a lot that

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Speaker 4: couldn't go away.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. And so many of them came through

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Speaker 1: and they all made us laugh. So thank you so much,

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Speaker 1: even if we didn't get a chance to read them out.