Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast II. The Strangest Dream last night.
Speaker 1: I swear to god this was the dream, the only
Speaker 1: dreamer I remember. I was wearing crocs and my feet
Speaker 1: were talking to me, thanking me for wearing crocs. And
Speaker 1: you know, I've stood strong as a no crop person.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I should do?
Speaker 2: Do I now that could be clearer? Are you any
Speaker 2: message dream?
Speaker 1: Whether to say anything on the show? So I thought
Speaker 1: Jack's going to love this. Even after the show yesterday,
Speaker 1: we were talking about flipping crocs because I think Sue
Speaker 1: the Boss came in, didn't She started talking about CROs.
Speaker 2: She's got crocs. She's in a difficult stage with every croc.
Speaker 2: I know where it at. First you say I'm only
Speaker 2: going to wear them around the house, and then you
Speaker 2: want to wear them outside. I said, you eventually wear
Speaker 2: them outside, so I may as well rip the bandad
Speaker 2: off and get out there.
Speaker 3: And now suddenly it's seeping into my dreams. My feet
Speaker 3: were so happy they were like singing to me. And
Speaker 3: the dream ended. I was like, what does this mean?
Speaker 3: Does this mean I now need to go and try crocs?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: Feet, yes, but there's a time and place, I'll allow
Speaker 4: you to have crocs, but not.
Speaker 1: The Debrett's Guide to Etiquet, don't they It's been around
Speaker 1: for like two hundred years. So what do you think
Speaker 1: of the rules for kroc wearing?
Speaker 2: Not outside the house?
Speaker 3: The trouble is, I think here's what Jack's right.
Speaker 1: What happens is once you get used to that inside comfort,
Speaker 1: I mean inside the house, why wouldn't you want to
Speaker 1: be that comfortable twenty four to seven.
Speaker 2: It will happen gradually. First take the bins out and
Speaker 2: now you're a little bit away from the front door.
Speaker 2: Then you'll go I'll just go knock on my neighbor's
Speaker 2: door for a cup of sugar.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden you are at on the street.
Speaker 2: I just go into a chemist.
Speaker 1: That rash has come back up.
Speaker 2: But where does it end? Then you'll be wearing trucky
Speaker 2: decks everywhere you go.
Speaker 1: That would never happen to me. Well, your best and
Speaker 1: format an English gentlemen in Australia, but I am an
Speaker 1: Englishman in New York.
Speaker 2: You said you wouldn't wear crocs too. It's like it's
Speaker 2: like a gateway drum.
Speaker 1: Now, Australia, what's happening to me.
Speaker 2: Bring them in here, because what is the studio but
Speaker 2: a second home. It's a croc for our souls.
Speaker 1: Anyway, what I meant to do was get into this
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's ten thousand dollars beer run in weird all right.
Speaker 1: So next Thursday on the show, eight of you taking
Speaker 1: each other on, racing down Chapel Street and of course
Speaker 1: Chapel Street precinct, Chapel Street, where do I begin? Just
Speaker 1: cover things culture, fashion, late nights. It's iconic, it's a vibe.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Ten thousand dollars in cash up for grabs
Speaker 1: to the winner. So we're looking for eight of you.
Speaker 1: We've recruited quite a few already. Meet the contestants so far. Hi,
Speaker 1: it's a humous with Zimon if here.
Speaker 2: I can't go easy one b a twoba three beer,
Speaker 2: even a kick couch, no bomb at all.
Speaker 3: On Champagne Grandma here, I'm gonna swoop in and steal
Speaker 3: the winds to celebrate.
Speaker 2: I'll have a lovely glass of champagne Country John Aya.
Speaker 2: There's a warning for you young people in this race.
Speaker 2: When the big fella gets on the pavement, you'll be
Speaker 2: chasing me.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
Speaker 4: Now a high and nat here and I've never ever
Speaker 4: still to drop even while thirty two thousand feet.
Speaker 1: In the air, and I'm going to smash this ray.
Speaker 4: Screw you Jimmy here, I don't care about the tag
Speaker 4: k I'm just here to win, to prove a point.
Speaker 2: As for my pride, Screw you, Jimmy, I can.
Speaker 1: Win, reliable, Chrissy, Oh, my mates depend on me not
Speaker 1: to steal.
Speaker 2: A single drop.
Speaker 4: And Christian, you can count on me to take out
Speaker 4: the win next Thursday.
Speaker 1: A lot of big talk, but come next Thursday, it's
Speaker 1: time for the big race. Harry aka screw you Jimmy.
Speaker 1: Had he been drinking when it felt like that guy
Speaker 1: the part where you go down. He's friendly, but he's aggressive.
Speaker 1: He's friendly aggressive. Ah, he's over me, Christian. Now, I
Speaker 1: have an email here before we go any further. It
Speaker 1: comes from Steve. Steve is someone like Jackpost. Jack Post,
Speaker 1: like said, hear what's going on, and sometimes that mega
Speaker 1: brain of his goes It looks for gaps, it looks
Speaker 1: for regularity. So actually we don't need to worry about
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Sometimes there's a yin and yang with
Speaker 1: Jack and I and it doesn't quite dove tell together
Speaker 1: the words of Steve feel like you used to. Okay, Christian,
Speaker 1: I can't sit this one out. Regarding the ten k
Speaker 1: beer race, I've been having a debate with myself about
Speaker 1: how are you going to pick the winner? Now? A
Speaker 1: fast time is obviously critical, but surely equally important, nay
Speaker 1: even more important, is the amount of beer spilled. For example,
Speaker 1: the first person across the finish line will not necessarily
Speaker 1: be declared the winner immediately if they have significant beer loss.
Speaker 1: They could be sacrificeing accuracy over speed or and this
Speaker 1: hasn't been made clear yet, maybe you will next week.
Speaker 1: Is it more important to take a longer, more powerful
Speaker 1: approach to minimalized spinach. Perhaps there's a formula that you've
Speaker 1: already calculated but haven't spoken out loud. You can take
Speaker 1: a guess which it is.
Speaker 2: Perhaps still working on the calculation.
Speaker 1: Working of the twenty six season rarely on that formula.
Speaker 1: Perhaps there is a formula that will determine the victor,
Speaker 1: something along lines of minutes taken multiplied by minimeters remaining
Speaker 1: slash lost.
Speaker 2: Well, that will be an exciting end to the races.
Speaker 1: We now information into the complications Christian, are you able
Speaker 1: to clarify this for me?
Speaker 2: So he's absolutely shack.
Speaker 1: What do you think, because this is the stuff that
Speaker 1: occupies your brain.
Speaker 2: We have the way we're pitching at the moment, there's
Speaker 2: two variables, speed and spillage. You're saying, whoever goes the
Speaker 2: fastest but spills the least amount of beer? And now
Speaker 2: we don't know which one is more important than that.
Speaker 1: How do we measure both to get a joint voltron?
Speaker 2: I think what we have to do is choose an
Speaker 2: amount of beer that you have to have in the
Speaker 2: glass at the end of the race, so say it's
Speaker 2: three quarters a minimum. We put a line around every glass.
Speaker 2: If you're under that, disqualified. If you're over that, you're thrown.
Speaker 2: And where are you measuring that line?
Speaker 1: From the bottom bit of the line or the top
Speaker 1: Because there's a meniscus with liquid. There is only thing
Speaker 1: I remember from chemistry or physics.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: The fact that I don't even know real physics, Steve,
Speaker 1: you're looking for that formula. This is how you're dealing
Speaker 1: with the mad scientists.
Speaker 2: I think we would the miniscus if I'm right. So
Speaker 2: what the liquid that's touching the side of the glass
Speaker 2: might not be as.
Speaker 1: High, and there is killing real here he holds not
Speaker 1: one but two degrees. Well, here's a couple of thickies
Speaker 1: fumble around logic.
Speaker 2: No, I think you're right. What do you think here?
Speaker 1: I think it has to be the lower points, the highest, the.
Speaker 2: Higher point of the water, the tip of the miniscus.
Speaker 2: There has to be some part of that above the line,
Speaker 2: above the wae.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we got that right. So say three are
Speaker 1: pretty much neck and neck. They all more or less
Speaker 1: come back to across the finish line together, we go
Speaker 1: to a powerful song we always do. And then and
Speaker 1: then what are we doing? We're measuring.
Speaker 2: I don't know why we've got three person's photo finish.
Speaker 1: They're all putting their chest And then you got a
Speaker 1: old fellow.
Speaker 2: No, we have a clear winner in the race.
Speaker 1: Hang on, let's just confuse us right now. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you now, Caitlin producing, Caitlin, what do you think?
Speaker 2: How do you see this going?
Speaker 4: So we will have a line and it's a disqualification line,
Speaker 4: it's the miniscus line.
Speaker 1: Yes, So if you can collect into production guys over
Speaker 1: the weekend, I want to hear that the maniscous line
Speaker 1: will would decide whilst everyone else is boring you about alphabets,
Speaker 1: I want to double down on chemistry. Okay, maniscus line.
Speaker 4: If you go below the miniscus line and you cross the.
Speaker 1: Line first when you say that this miniscus line nine line,
Speaker 1: because that's what the production will do.
Speaker 4: If you go past the miniscus line line line, then
Speaker 4: that means that you are disqualified regardless, disqualified, shame, you're
Speaker 4: out if you cross the line and you're above the mini.
Speaker 1: If you lose the one hundred meters like final at
Speaker 1: the Olympics, you're not disqualified to just squalify you loser.
Speaker 2: She's right if you lose too much liquid, because we
Speaker 2: have to the idea is it's a beer, right, absolutely,
Speaker 2: you got to get the beer there pretty much for
Speaker 2: so if you're going below the miniscous line line line,
Speaker 2: you have to be to scoorded ineligible right correct.
Speaker 4: If you cross the line and you still have beer.
Speaker 3: Are you shouting.
Speaker 2: Simple serious race.
Speaker 1: Yelling at everyone is aggressive in the morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, if you go across the line and your beer
Speaker 4: is above the miniscus line line line, regardless of how
Speaker 4: much to the top or how much to the miniscous
Speaker 4: line line line. It is you win?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, the winner is a person who crosses the
Speaker 2: finish line.
Speaker 1: Forniscous winner? Is that right? Real? With two degrees?
Speaker 2: That is correct? It's very simple. And how we going
Speaker 2: to measure?
Speaker 1: Do we need a special micro.
Speaker 2: We don't need a measure, We just need to have
Speaker 2: a look. Do we need your pass you?
Speaker 1: That's a great point.
Speaker 2: Do we need to then to can't the miniscus line?
Speaker 2: The line will be on the cup, so we don't
Speaker 2: need all right, guys, you have to stay.
Speaker 1: You're not allowed. I'm finding it very triggering.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be here, here, here, here, we'll tell you
Speaker 2: who wins and then.
Speaker 1: Got it.
Speaker 2: You're simply the person who opens the envelope.
Speaker 1: Steve, thank you very much for going to clarify. Now
Speaker 1: we now know what this is all about. The moniscous
Speaker 1: line line line line
Speaker 2: Christian Connell's Show podcast