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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast II. The Strangest Dream last night.

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Speaker 1: I swear to god this was the dream, the only

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Speaker 1: dreamer I remember. I was wearing crocs and my feet

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Speaker 1: were talking to me, thanking me for wearing crocs. And

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Speaker 1: you know, I've stood strong as a no crop person.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what I should do?

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Speaker 2: Do I now that could be clearer? Are you any

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Speaker 2: message dream?

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Speaker 1: Whether to say anything on the show? So I thought

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Speaker 1: Jack's going to love this. Even after the show yesterday,

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Speaker 1: we were talking about flipping crocs because I think Sue

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Speaker 1: the Boss came in, didn't She started talking about CROs.

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Speaker 2: She's got crocs. She's in a difficult stage with every croc.

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Speaker 2: I know where it at. First you say I'm only

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Speaker 2: going to wear them around the house, and then you

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Speaker 2: want to wear them outside. I said, you eventually wear

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Speaker 2: them outside, so I may as well rip the bandad

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Speaker 2: off and get out there.

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Speaker 3: And now suddenly it's seeping into my dreams. My feet

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Speaker 3: were so happy they were like singing to me. And

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Speaker 3: the dream ended. I was like, what does this mean?

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Speaker 3: Does this mean I now need to go and try crocs?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Feet, yes, but there's a time and place, I'll allow

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Speaker 4: you to have crocs, but not.

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Speaker 1: The Debrett's Guide to Etiquet, don't they It's been around

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Speaker 1: for like two hundred years. So what do you think

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Speaker 1: of the rules for kroc wearing?

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Speaker 2: Not outside the house?

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Speaker 3: The trouble is, I think here's what Jack's right.

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Speaker 1: What happens is once you get used to that inside comfort,

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Speaker 1: I mean inside the house, why wouldn't you want to

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Speaker 1: be that comfortable twenty four to seven.

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Speaker 2: It will happen gradually. First take the bins out and

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Speaker 2: now you're a little bit away from the front door.

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Speaker 2: Then you'll go I'll just go knock on my neighbor's

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Speaker 2: door for a cup of sugar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Then all of a sudden you are at on the street.

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Speaker 2: I just go into a chemist.

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Speaker 1: That rash has come back up.

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Speaker 2: But where does it end? Then you'll be wearing trucky

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Speaker 2: decks everywhere you go.

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Speaker 1: That would never happen to me. Well, your best and

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Speaker 1: format an English gentlemen in Australia, but I am an

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Speaker 1: Englishman in New York.

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Speaker 2: You said you wouldn't wear crocs too. It's like it's

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Speaker 2: like a gateway drum.

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Speaker 1: Now, Australia, what's happening to me.

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Speaker 2: Bring them in here, because what is the studio but

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Speaker 2: a second home. It's a croc for our souls.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, what I meant to do was get into this

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's ten thousand dollars beer run in weird all right.

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Speaker 1: So next Thursday on the show, eight of you taking

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Speaker 1: each other on, racing down Chapel Street and of course

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Speaker 1: Chapel Street precinct, Chapel Street, where do I begin? Just

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Speaker 1: cover things culture, fashion, late nights. It's iconic, it's a vibe.

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Speaker 1: Let's go. Ten thousand dollars in cash up for grabs

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Speaker 1: to the winner. So we're looking for eight of you.

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Speaker 1: We've recruited quite a few already. Meet the contestants so far. Hi,

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Speaker 1: it's a humous with Zimon if here.

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Speaker 2: I can't go easy one b a twoba three beer,

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Speaker 2: even a kick couch, no bomb at all.

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Speaker 3: On Champagne Grandma here, I'm gonna swoop in and steal

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Speaker 3: the winds to celebrate.

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Speaker 2: I'll have a lovely glass of champagne Country John Aya.

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Speaker 2: There's a warning for you young people in this race.

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Speaker 2: When the big fella gets on the pavement, you'll be

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Speaker 2: chasing me.

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you.

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Speaker 4: Now a high and nat here and I've never ever

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Speaker 4: still to drop even while thirty two thousand feet.

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Speaker 1: In the air, and I'm going to smash this ray.

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Speaker 4: Screw you Jimmy here, I don't care about the tag

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Speaker 4: k I'm just here to win, to prove a point.

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Speaker 2: As for my pride, Screw you, Jimmy, I can.

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Speaker 1: Win, reliable, Chrissy, Oh, my mates depend on me not

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Speaker 1: to steal.

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Speaker 2: A single drop.

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Speaker 4: And Christian, you can count on me to take out

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Speaker 4: the win next Thursday.

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Speaker 1: A lot of big talk, but come next Thursday, it's

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Speaker 1: time for the big race. Harry aka screw you Jimmy.

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Speaker 1: Had he been drinking when it felt like that guy

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Speaker 1: the part where you go down. He's friendly, but he's aggressive.

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Speaker 1: He's friendly aggressive. Ah, he's over me, Christian. Now, I

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Speaker 1: have an email here before we go any further. It

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Speaker 1: comes from Steve. Steve is someone like Jackpost. Jack Post,

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Speaker 1: like said, hear what's going on, and sometimes that mega

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Speaker 1: brain of his goes It looks for gaps, it looks

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Speaker 1: for regularity. So actually we don't need to worry about

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Speaker 1: stuff like that. Sometimes there's a yin and yang with

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Speaker 1: Jack and I and it doesn't quite dove tell together

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Speaker 1: the words of Steve feel like you used to. Okay, Christian,

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Speaker 1: I can't sit this one out. Regarding the ten k

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Speaker 1: beer race, I've been having a debate with myself about

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Speaker 1: how are you going to pick the winner? Now? A

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Speaker 1: fast time is obviously critical, but surely equally important, nay

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Speaker 1: even more important, is the amount of beer spilled. For example,

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Speaker 1: the first person across the finish line will not necessarily

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Speaker 1: be declared the winner immediately if they have significant beer loss.

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Speaker 1: They could be sacrificeing accuracy over speed or and this

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Speaker 1: hasn't been made clear yet, maybe you will next week.

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Speaker 1: Is it more important to take a longer, more powerful

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Speaker 1: approach to minimalized spinach. Perhaps there's a formula that you've

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Speaker 1: already calculated but haven't spoken out loud. You can take

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Speaker 1: a guess which it is.

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Speaker 2: Perhaps still working on the calculation.

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Speaker 1: Working of the twenty six season rarely on that formula.

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Speaker 1: Perhaps there is a formula that will determine the victor,

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Speaker 1: something along lines of minutes taken multiplied by minimeters remaining

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Speaker 1: slash lost.

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Speaker 2: Well, that will be an exciting end to the races.

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Speaker 1: We now information into the complications Christian, are you able

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Speaker 1: to clarify this for me?

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Speaker 2: So he's absolutely shack.

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Speaker 1: What do you think, because this is the stuff that

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Speaker 1: occupies your brain.

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Speaker 2: We have the way we're pitching at the moment, there's

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Speaker 2: two variables, speed and spillage. You're saying, whoever goes the

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Speaker 2: fastest but spills the least amount of beer? And now

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Speaker 2: we don't know which one is more important than that.

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Speaker 1: How do we measure both to get a joint voltron?

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Speaker 2: I think what we have to do is choose an

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Speaker 2: amount of beer that you have to have in the

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Speaker 2: glass at the end of the race, so say it's

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Speaker 2: three quarters a minimum. We put a line around every glass.

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Speaker 2: If you're under that, disqualified. If you're over that, you're thrown.

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Speaker 2: And where are you measuring that line?

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Speaker 1: From the bottom bit of the line or the top

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Speaker 1: Because there's a meniscus with liquid. There is only thing

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 1: The fact that I don't even know real physics, Steve,

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Speaker 1: you're looking for that formula. This is how you're dealing

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Speaker 1: with the mad scientists.

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Speaker 2: I think we would the miniscus if I'm right. So

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Speaker 2: what the liquid that's touching the side of the glass

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Speaker 2: might not be as.

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Speaker 1: High, and there is killing real here he holds not

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Speaker 1: one but two degrees. Well, here's a couple of thickies

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Speaker 1: fumble around logic.

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Speaker 2: No, I think you're right. What do you think here?

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Speaker 1: I think it has to be the lower points, the highest, the.

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Speaker 2: Higher point of the water, the tip of the miniscus.

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Speaker 2: There has to be some part of that above the line,

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Speaker 2: above the wae.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so we got that right. So say three are

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Speaker 1: pretty much neck and neck. They all more or less

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Speaker 1: come back to across the finish line together, we go

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Speaker 1: to a powerful song we always do. And then and

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Speaker 1: then what are we doing? We're measuring.

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Speaker 2: I don't know why we've got three person's photo finish.

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Speaker 1: They're all putting their chest And then you got a

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Speaker 2: No, we have a clear winner in the race.

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Speaker 1: Hang on, let's just confuse us right now. I'll tell

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Speaker 1: you now, Caitlin producing, Caitlin, what do you think?

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Speaker 2: How do you see this going?

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Speaker 4: So we will have a line and it's a disqualification line,

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Speaker 4: it's the miniscus line.

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Speaker 1: Yes, So if you can collect into production guys over

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Speaker 1: the weekend, I want to hear that the maniscous line

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Speaker 1: will would decide whilst everyone else is boring you about alphabets,

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Speaker 1: I want to double down on chemistry. Okay, maniscus line.

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Speaker 4: If you go below the miniscus line and you cross the.

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Speaker 1: Line first when you say that this miniscus line nine line,

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Speaker 1: because that's what the production will do.

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Speaker 4: If you go past the miniscus line line line, then

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Speaker 4: that means that you are disqualified regardless, disqualified, shame, you're

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Speaker 4: out if you cross the line and you're above the mini.

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Speaker 1: If you lose the one hundred meters like final at

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Speaker 1: the Olympics, you're not disqualified to just squalify you loser.

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Speaker 2: She's right if you lose too much liquid, because we

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Speaker 2: have to the idea is it's a beer, right, absolutely,

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Speaker 2: you got to get the beer there pretty much for

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Speaker 2: so if you're going below the miniscous line line line,

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Speaker 2: you have to be to scoorded ineligible right correct.

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Speaker 4: If you cross the line and you still have beer.

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Speaker 3: Are you shouting.

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Speaker 2: Simple serious race.

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Speaker 1: Yelling at everyone is aggressive in the morning.

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Speaker 4: Okay, if you go across the line and your beer

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Speaker 4: is above the miniscus line line line, regardless of how

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Speaker 4: much to the top or how much to the miniscous

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Speaker 4: line line line. It is you win?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, the winner is a person who crosses the

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Speaker 2: finish line.

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Speaker 1: Forniscous winner? Is that right? Real? With two degrees?

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Speaker 2: That is correct? It's very simple. And how we going

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Speaker 2: to measure?

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Speaker 1: Do we need a special micro.

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Speaker 2: We don't need a measure, We just need to have

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Speaker 2: a look. Do we need your pass you?

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Speaker 1: That's a great point.

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Speaker 2: Do we need to then to can't the miniscus line?

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Speaker 2: The line will be on the cup, so we don't

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Speaker 2: need all right, guys, you have to stay.

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Speaker 1: You're not allowed. I'm finding it very triggering.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna be here, here, here, here, we'll tell you

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Speaker 2: who wins and then.

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Speaker 1: Got it.

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Speaker 2: You're simply the person who opens the envelope.

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Speaker 1: Steve, thank you very much for going to clarify. Now

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Speaker 1: we now know what this is all about. The moniscous

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