Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Would you like to try vape?
Speaker 3: Why would you take up something that is going to
Speaker 3: be addictive and expensive?
Speaker 2: I think that people.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, because you're young and stupid,
Speaker 1: some things make more sense than others.
Speaker 2: You mentioned that your goal was to be healthy, and
Speaker 2: I just don't know. How can you figure that's going
Speaker 2: to happen when you're ordering a chocolate moose?
Speaker 4: No, you know.
Speaker 1: I had it in the car on the way home
Speaker 1: and I didn't have a spood, so I was like
Speaker 1: an hour a dillo trying to get ants out of
Speaker 1: a whole Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adultsthood,
Speaker 1: mean fingered as an awful sensation.
Speaker 2: Can't be thinking about the right person.
Speaker 1: Goodness is just I'm still to play a couple of mitches.
Speaker 5: Hi, it's Jenna.
Speaker 6: Please don't forget to include my name in the opener
Speaker 6: this season.
Speaker 1: Sorry, now he is Mitch Julie and Mitchell Coove. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Mitchell Cove. We're alive, baby, We are alive.
Speaker 2: We are actually actual live. We're on Facebook at the moment,
Speaker 2: the people are witnessing. Our inaugural talkback edition of the
Speaker 2: podcast the annual talk back tings off. It's annual, is it?
Speaker 1: Well, I just say it's annual. Then we'll forget by
Speaker 1: next you. Although we said pig Week was annual, and
Speaker 1: then that happens.
Speaker 2: Let's make that call whether it's annual or not after
Speaker 2: we've done it.
Speaker 1: It could be shit smart at the very end of
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: So the phone number is two nine six double one
Speaker 2: one O six five. You want to call if you're
Speaker 2: watching live right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Facebook or Instagram. The whole team is here though.
Speaker 1: Price keeper Jenna.
Speaker 4: Is on high.
Speaker 1: Ready fund receptive diaphragm. Sam is here. He's working the phones. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so stressed.
Speaker 2: He's multitasking. Oh should we take a call?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well I haven't opened the phone lines yet. Hold on,
Speaker 1: I have to officially officially open the phone lines. This
Speaker 1: is a ceremonious event.
Speaker 2: I can't wait. We actually get to chat to our
Speaker 2: listeners life.
Speaker 1: It's like this is And obviously if you've heard the show,
Speaker 1: you'll know our fame segment talkback tings where we listen
Speaker 1: to talkback radio shows unfortunate moment and we can bully
Speaker 1: them and laugh at them. This is your chance to
Speaker 1: call us it's essentially a talk back radio shot. That's all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I mean they I feel like it's easy
Speaker 2: in theory. You just take phone calls, chat a bit,
Speaker 2: but it could be harder than we think.
Speaker 1: We're about to try and line. Yeah, shall be up
Speaker 1: in the lines. If that's still okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Count me down from three, three two one? What get
Speaker 1: another cantdown? Sorry, let's go three two one? Sorry, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me just make one second. Sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Let's go at night.
Speaker 2: See, I told you it might be easier said than that's.
Speaker 1: The mode of his Instagram, aren't We're on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my bit's working five and we're on Facebook.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, give me another three to one to one.
Speaker 1: Phone lines are open and the national wow internationally. You're right.
Speaker 1: The first call is coming from Canada. We've got Sand.
Speaker 2: Hello, Sand, good morning morning. Is your name actually Sand?
Speaker 7: Yeah? My parents are big fans of the.
Speaker 8: Ocean, so I love that.
Speaker 2: Check. Do you have other calling from Canada? What? What
Speaker 2: time is it there?
Speaker 8: It is currently four in the morning.
Speaker 1: My god. Wait, so did you are you just up
Speaker 1: and Adam or did you set an alarm for the show?
Speaker 8: I said alarm? And woke up like five minutes ago.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love the dedication. Oh that's going
Speaker 2: to be hard to top.
Speaker 1: Although it was ballsy of us to choose a caller
Speaker 1: first on our very first inaugural talkback things life that
Speaker 1: has a twelve second delay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's great, but it's fine. We can hear you
Speaker 2: loud and clear. Sands. So you're a listener all the
Speaker 2: way from Canada area. How long have you been listening?
Speaker 7: Oh about about a year?
Speaker 1: Okay, where'd you find the sand?
Speaker 7: I think I found it from TikTok and then I
Speaker 7: was as driven across the country for work twice in
Speaker 7: the last year, so a lot of driving and ended
Speaker 7: up listening to like Binging the entire like fifty episodes
Speaker 7: and you still not think of us?
Speaker 9: Yeah, no, I absolutely absolutely love it.
Speaker 7: I actually I'm moving to Australia in September.
Speaker 2: Oh, we need to bring you in and meet you
Speaker 2: in the flesh, saying you need friends.
Speaker 7: It's amazing.
Speaker 2: It actually says here on the screen. Sam Is made
Speaker 2: a note that you have an itchin for us. Do
Speaker 2: you want to get into that talk?
Speaker 1: Do you want that?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Sure?
Speaker 1: Should we give you the sound effect and everything. Bradley's
Speaker 1: here on a weekend, Bradley Ray and.
Speaker 2: No one's ever pushed in and done an it gum
Speaker 2: before us.
Speaker 1: But Sand fucking deserves it. I set an alarm on
Speaker 1: a Saturday morning in Canada, of all places. His sister
Speaker 1: Shell next door is awake from the loudness of his phone.
Speaker 1: Don't even get me started on sea sponge upstairs.
Speaker 2: Don't even get started on uncle blue bottle line. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, he lives.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, once any cuttlefish's about this
Speaker 1: will be pissed off. Okay, sorry Sam Bradley, or can
Speaker 1: you in I think give us your regim Okay, amazing?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Do you have no idea what to say when someone
Speaker 7: knocks on the bathroom stall door anymore?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: But what would you say before you say any more?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 1: Times have changed? Like I feel like it's usually I usually.
Speaker 2: Do like third person as though it's not me, someone's
Speaker 2: in here.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I just panic.
Speaker 1: I'm like, uh, yeah, I think I go occupied just
Speaker 1: a minute?
Speaker 2: Occupied?
Speaker 1: Or like fuck off? You know what's funny Sand though
Speaker 1: in the US and in Canada. I don't know what
Speaker 1: it's take in Canada, but I don't know. If you've
Speaker 1: ever been in a public toilet in the US, the
Speaker 1: gaps in the public toilets are like an inch you
Speaker 1: can see full bum and everything about.
Speaker 2: The toilet.
Speaker 7: Contact with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and the lock so like a tooth pick. Did
Speaker 1: you take to the door anyone?
Speaker 2: Do they not have that thing? In Canada? Do they
Speaker 2: not have the thing where it says vacant or occupy
Speaker 2: occupied like the red and green? Do they not have that?
Speaker 2: White people knocking on the stall door like if it's
Speaker 2: if there's someone in there, then you should know.
Speaker 7: They're like pretty uncommon. There's only a couple of them around,
Speaker 7: and like on public bathrooms that you'd like find at
Speaker 7: the park or something.
Speaker 2: You knew we had such exotic toots.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. I was at the actually was at
Speaker 1: the Star on the Gold Coast, so fancy hotel. But
Speaker 1: the sink right was one of those automated sinks, so
Speaker 1: you put your hand under and it would wash. No,
Speaker 1: but it also had an automated hand dry and in
Speaker 1: the sink, so you put your hands in, then you washed,
Speaker 1: and then after the wash started it blew air. But
Speaker 1: then it just splashed the splashed the water back into
Speaker 1: my mouth that thinks have gone too far to.
Speaker 2: Hot take hot take bring back all right?
Speaker 1: Well, Sand, this is so.
Speaker 10: Cool, So thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: That's very very soon. Can you spread the word in
Speaker 1: Canada for us?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 7: I have definitely gotten at least three or four of
Speaker 7: my friends.
Speaker 2: God, we're so tough that you got up, especially for
Speaker 2: this sand with you guys.
Speaker 1: He's falling asleep.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's gonna get all right, see you, Sam, We
Speaker 2: love you.
Speaker 1: Sorry tone, he would have loved that. I just had
Speaker 1: from international. Oh, ship should be taken out a lot
Speaker 1: of Yeah, I'm in the mood.
Speaker 2: Now go on one morning, then we get at of.
Speaker 1: The let's go to local. It's got a Brisbane here
Speaker 1: in Australia. Cassandra's on.
Speaker 2: Hey hello, my darling. How are you all the better
Speaker 2: for hearing your voice? Cassandra? What's gosso?
Speaker 11: I had to wear them shirt today just in pride.
Speaker 11: We're going to around Brisbane all day.
Speaker 1: What are you rocking the new season four? Merchant?
Speaker 11: It's very very comfy.
Speaker 12: This so comfortable guy.
Speaker 2: Of course, we wouldn't give out crap like that.
Speaker 11: No, no, no quality going all the way.
Speaker 1: What's going on in Brisbane? Are you like we said
Speaker 1: flying the igin flag?
Speaker 11: Oh, most definitely. I've actually managed to convert my husband
Speaker 11: to is completely straight.
Speaker 13: As a diet to you guys.
Speaker 2: So yeah, Wow, it's so palatable. That's nice, happy prime,
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 11: So it's yeah. I just wanted to ring your guys
Speaker 11: and say thank you so very much for being your
Speaker 11: true selves and inquiring others to be their true selves
Speaker 11: as well. Yeah, because it's it's it's definitely a very
Speaker 11: refreshing thing and it's definitely something that we need more of.
Speaker 1: A bless your heart, Cassandra.
Speaker 2: That is gorgeous. Thank you so much. What a beautiful
Speaker 2: note to start the show.
Speaker 1: You know, I mean we have some some good loyal
Speaker 1: idiots up in Brisbane. The other day someone's start on
Speaker 1: the streets of Brisbane and she worked at the Star
Speaker 1: and I can't remember her name, but shout out to
Speaker 1: the lady that works at the Star. I promised you
Speaker 1: I would give him a shout out, maybe Margaret, But
Speaker 1: the road Traders were performing. It was very loud. I
Speaker 1: couldn't hear.
Speaker 11: Next time he's come up, let us know, and my
Speaker 11: my husband and myself and my house. We actually run
Speaker 11: like a hard dance, so you can actually come to
Speaker 11: one of our nights and awesome.
Speaker 1: What's hard dance? Cassandra, can you explain how.
Speaker 11: That works on just gone one heart style sort of stuff?
Speaker 2: Hope that's not really If it's schuming a bit zoomba,
Speaker 2: Jenna will be there with fucking bells on.
Speaker 11: I'd have to throw that on for you.
Speaker 14: Most definitely there.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Cassandra.
Speaker 2: What a sweetheart she I know. So we're going to
Speaker 2: take more calls throughout the show. If you want to
Speaker 2: chime in during our jims, you're more than welcome. Two
Speaker 2: nine six, number one one the number you can call shit.
Speaker 2: We get into it, yeah, fuck it like a talk
Speaker 2: back radio show. We're just not racist and old. Every
Speaker 2: show is started the same way too. Is it just
Speaker 2: me something we've noticed, something we hate or something we appreciate.
Speaker 1: Mitch doesn't know mine. I don't know Mitch's. And that's
Speaker 1: all we have today. If you disagree, or if you
Speaker 1: agree or you've got a hot take on our regems.
Speaker 2: Call us anytime, darling.
Speaker 1: Normally you have to sit there and bite your toingue
Speaker 1: and go that fat toad about some bullshit. They call
Speaker 1: me and tell me that I'm an idiot because you
Speaker 1: can today.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love it. Who's gonna go first?
Speaker 2: Do you want to kick it off?
Speaker 1: Yeahll kick it off?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, all right, what are you guys?
Speaker 1: First stagem for talk back things live?
Speaker 2: Let's go?
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Do you also have a perfect
Speaker 1: package size? Pardon what a perfect package size? Size doesn't matter? Darlin?
Speaker 2: No, what are you actually talking about.
Speaker 1: Around talking about packages you get delivered to your door? Boxes?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there is one very very set package or
Speaker 1: box when you order something online and it comes to
Speaker 1: your house, it comes to it that gets me wet.
Speaker 1: I see it and I go, oh, that's the perfect box.
Speaker 1: So I've got a couple and I want you to
Speaker 1: tell me when you rate the box.
Speaker 2: Cool. Oh my god, this is the first one. Oh
Speaker 2: my god, it rocked up to your house. Ooh, excitement
Speaker 2: through the roof. It's that would get me excited. That
Speaker 2: is a big ass box.
Speaker 1: It's a big box. It's a big package. You get
Speaker 1: bigger not always better, because at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: this could be filled with packing peanuts.
Speaker 2: I hate that shit paper And you know.
Speaker 1: What sucks about this big package? When you're done with it,
Speaker 1: it lies around and you've got to put it in
Speaker 1: your recycling bin.
Speaker 2: No, it's good because then you use that to take
Speaker 2: the recycled out.
Speaker 1: Oh, they put your glass bottles. But at the end
Speaker 1: of the day, it's not my perfect boxy.
Speaker 15: I agree with you.
Speaker 2: There.
Speaker 1: Now I've got this box.
Speaker 2: That looks like it would hold a coffee mark, like
Speaker 2: a little box.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's a little little petique box or a candle.
Speaker 1: I think it is a candle, have a little hole.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what's your point? Which one is perfect?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: I'll get there, don't you.
Speaker 2: Okay, Now, I quite like an exciting little box.
Speaker 1: But then I like it. But the thing is got
Speaker 1: me right in the third eye.
Speaker 2: Sorry about that.
Speaker 1: It's not the perfect box. What about this one, everybody?
Speaker 1: Oh it's a nice size. What could you put in there?
Speaker 1: There could be many things, and they're a game.
Speaker 2: You're going to have to describe to people listening what
Speaker 2: sort of box we're dealing with here.
Speaker 1: This one's probably it's like a shoebox, but taller. Two
Speaker 1: shoebox stacked on not not quite a square. But this
Speaker 1: is I'm gonna be honest, this is a nice package.
Speaker 1: Have a feel Mitch I don't need to found I
Speaker 1: think you do.
Speaker 6: That's probably my favorite so far.
Speaker 2: Are we getting how many bloody boxes did you bring?
Speaker 2: When are we going to get to the perfect play?
Speaker 6: Something Dylan has just commented, is this Jenner's junk?
Speaker 2: Dylan, I wasn't going to say it, Dylan, I know
Speaker 2: what you were thinking. Is it because we're on Facebook?
Speaker 2: I thought it's very visible?
Speaker 1: Are we ready for my dream package?
Speaker 15: Yes?
Speaker 2: Series Ultimate Box?
Speaker 1: I do about four more, but I will I will
Speaker 1: call them.
Speaker 2: No, No, we're bored.
Speaker 15: We'll be the best.
Speaker 1: This is, ladies and gentlemen, my dream package, the ideal
Speaker 1: package in my eyes.
Speaker 2: Oh, a little Amazon mine. What would fit that? Look
Speaker 2: to describe the size to people, it looks like it
Speaker 2: would fit a couple of TV remotes or something, a.
Speaker 1: Couple of TV remotes, maybe a good hardback book. It
Speaker 1: would fit a maybe an iPad Mini or a standard iPad.
Speaker 1: And you know what, it's taped. The label's clear on top,
Speaker 1: and if you want to check it out, you just
Speaker 1: peel the tape off.
Speaker 2: And a shout out to everyone watching online that just
Speaker 2: pointed out that you can see Mitchell Cherry's address on
Speaker 2: camera as he holds up the package. Thank you for that.
Speaker 2: Suddenly this has come back to Batu, hasn't it. Oh, Jennie,
Speaker 2: you're showing a telling empty boxes. I thought this at
Speaker 2: least put things in them.
Speaker 1: What did you want, like a pass the parcel?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would have been fun. Over here.
Speaker 1: Chuck it, Jenna nine six double one one oh six
Speaker 1: five if you have any disagreements with it. But do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? When a package and you're
Speaker 1: excited for it and the box and you pull up
Speaker 1: and you go it's at the door, yes, and you
Speaker 1: look at it. And if I've got one of those
Speaker 1: gangly fuckers that I started, I'd return the product.
Speaker 2: I got to say, because I live in an apartment
Speaker 2: building and it's you know, there's a few hoops to
Speaker 2: jump through to go meet the package guy. I don't
Speaker 2: get excited every time he buzzes the apartment. It goes yep,
Speaker 2: I'm here. I just go, oh God, I say, I'll
Speaker 2: open the door, pop it inside. I can go days
Speaker 2: without picking things up. I went down this morning and
Speaker 2: there was a whole pile of boxes for me, because
Speaker 2: I'd just forgotten to pick them up. Over the space
Speaker 2: of maybe a week, really, yeah.
Speaker 6: Exact same right, and they've the receptionary or been whatever
Speaker 6: have put up a letter saying if if boxes aren't
Speaker 6: collected within forty eight hours, they'll be returned to center.
Speaker 2: What yep. So it's not exciting whereas it would be
Speaker 2: for you because you live in a house, and don't
Speaker 2: we know we now all know exactly where.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I just doxed myself.
Speaker 2: Did you have to move again?
Speaker 1: Or I have an ideal package size? I'm not afraid
Speaker 1: to say that it's tiny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get it, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to yours beach.
Speaker 2: I'm ready to do with it. Just me, darling, let's go,
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Have you all slept on limes
Speaker 2: the fruit? Yep? But I'm talking lime flavored and kind
Speaker 2: lime flavored milkshakes. Whatever happened to them? Where'd they go?
Speaker 2: It used to be a standard offering. You get your banana,
Speaker 2: you get your chocolate, you get your strawberry, or you
Speaker 2: get your lime. Where have they gone? Lime milkshakes hit
Speaker 2: the clip. They are divine, They're.
Speaker 1: Disgusting, They're fucking fair. I beg your pardoners, Michel the
Speaker 1: lime is not a flavor for a milk. Lime doesn't
Speaker 1: belong in milk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like in the same way that banana doesn't
Speaker 2: belong in milk. Banana flavored shit barely actually resembles a banana.
Speaker 1: Bananas creaming, And I can see how banana and milk
Speaker 1: go hand in hand. But a citrus fruit and milk
Speaker 1: curdle in your mouth.
Speaker 2: Shake, I'm not squeak. Using a lime into a milkshake,
Speaker 2: you feel literally literally lime flavored. They did a lime
Speaker 2: nest quick really briefly when I was when I was young,
Speaker 2: because you'd be able to make lime flavored milk and
Speaker 2: I I adored it, I thought it, and then they
Speaker 2: discontinued it, which makes no sense to me. How did
Speaker 2: that not become an instant hit.
Speaker 1: I will hand it to you, lime flavored ship. There
Speaker 1: was a moment in time when it's everywhere true, and
Speaker 1: I want to go back to that time.
Speaker 2: If you have to guess what year was that, I
Speaker 2: feel like I would have been maybe ten or eleven. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: someone's just commented watching online. Remember the splices the lime.
Speaker 2: The ice cream has the lime coating around the outline.
Speaker 1: Fuck with a lime splice on see.
Speaker 2: Lime and cream can co exist, and I.
Speaker 1: Will say I do like lime. Cody's cordial don't even
Speaker 1: make anymore. You know what, we didn't call it lime cordial.
Speaker 1: We call it green cordial.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Well yeah, Alexia, Alexia.
Speaker 2: I think you met Alexa, and I'm like, what Alexia goes?
Speaker 6: No one stopped the COTTI is like lime syrup anymore? Really,
Speaker 6: But Ashley says, Donut King still does lime milkshakes.
Speaker 1: Fuck? Shall we call one and I'll see if they
Speaker 1: do it?
Speaker 2: Maybe your alter ego dot Wiggins. Oh, she can make
Speaker 2: a return because she would like lime milkshakes. If you're
Speaker 2: new here, if you're watching online and you're saying it's
Speaker 2: for the first time, Dot Wiggins is Mitchell's ninety year
Speaker 2: old alter ego. He's an old lady.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get Dot in. But she's just putting a
Speaker 1: pois pad on because she had an chat. Next up,
Speaker 1: you've got Alex, who's called through on two ninety six,
Speaker 1: double one, O six five. Alex has a hot take
Speaker 1: on them on the Lime, Alex.
Speaker 2: What do you want to say about the milkshakes?
Speaker 16: True?
Speaker 13: I have to say I absolutely love a lime milkshake.
Speaker 2: Thank you, aren't they heaven?
Speaker 11: I absolutely love it.
Speaker 17: It's so refreshing, it's so delicious.
Speaker 13: Absolutely love a lime milkshake.
Speaker 2: Or you know what else is great and doesn't get
Speaker 2: the credit it deserves a spear into milkshake.
Speaker 12: A milkshake. I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: You had her. You know what my men used to get.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, God arrest her soul, but
Speaker 1: she's I spoke to us morning. She used to get
Speaker 1: a peanut colada milkshake, which was a standard milkshake with
Speaker 1: a pump of pineapple. Oh yeah, a pump of coconut,
Speaker 1: pump of lime. Oh that sounds nice, but I think
Speaker 1: she invented it at this at this place we used
Speaker 1: to got. It was a kids. She would get me
Speaker 1: the peanut colada. And I went there once and the
Speaker 1: new staff member was like, and one of the oldies
Speaker 1: in the backward No for clear, we do like it
Speaker 1: was very well.
Speaker 2: Apparently it does sound good. Apparently, Alex, the only place
Speaker 2: we can get our beloved lime milkshakes is Donut King.
Speaker 1: That's right, Alex. So that's why we're going to call
Speaker 1: them now. Dot come in?
Speaker 2: Did you hang up on her welcome? Dot? Fucking sorry, Mitch,
Speaker 2: Why does this one say vibration Dot? We needed to
Speaker 2: make a phone call to Donut King. Please amal vibration
Speaker 2: and just ask how any lime milkshakes they sell by
Speaker 2: comparison to the standard you know, chocolate, strawbery, banana, vanilla, whatever.
Speaker 1: How are you girl invited? Must of the days?
Speaker 2: No, it's been a while since you've been on the show.
Speaker 1: These boys pads have changed my sweater. God, there used
Speaker 1: to be loosing the crop from now.
Speaker 2: If you're still on your rags, dot, if you're one
Speaker 2: hundred years old, if.
Speaker 10: You have reached the message bank of zero two.
Speaker 1: Nine, grandson fixed it? Okay, So they sit there. Donut
Speaker 1: King must have shut down in top ride close as
Speaker 1: soon ship we got thinking.
Speaker 2: I don't remember the last time I spotted a donut King.
Speaker 2: No I had one.
Speaker 1: I hadn't clear yesterday. Of course you haven't a clear dubbo.
Speaker 6: I remember you used to always go to the DOUBLET
Speaker 6: Donut King were great growing up.
Speaker 1: You want dinosaur donut? Yes? I do you remember the
Speaker 1: little dinosaurs?
Speaker 2: Little pig one? You such a pulf She can say
Speaker 2: it can and she gets up to us, who.
Speaker 1: Donut you're calling? Donut King who it's a donut Chaine Dot.
Speaker 1: They sell donuts and milkshakes. This is it?
Speaker 10: Come over, Yeah, you have reached the message.
Speaker 1: Bakok's safe to say, they've got them.
Speaker 2: Imagine if fucking Tarra Brown was that lazy with her research.
Speaker 2: She's trying to do an investigative piece and she goes,
Speaker 2: I can't get to the source.
Speaker 1: So safe to say, Maddie McCann fan, I'm sure she's somewhere.
Speaker 2: Safe to say, is.
Speaker 14: It just me?
Speaker 6: You can follow the show online, just search a couple
Speaker 6: of miches.
Speaker 15: If you don't, you're a dickhead.
Speaker 2: If you're not following us online, you're missing all the funds.
Speaker 2: And we are live on Facebook for our special talk
Speaker 2: back edition of the podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, so we take some calls. Yes, yes, don't forget
Speaker 1: the lines. I think we should reopen them just to refresh.
Speaker 2: And yeah, let's open the lines again.
Speaker 1: In fact exists, So open them up.
Speaker 18: Everybody go to nine six double one one O six
Speaker 18: five is our number, and if you're international, call us
Speaker 18: plus six one.
Speaker 1: We already had bottle brush whatever.
Speaker 2: Bottle trying to say, what are they calling it?
Speaker 1: What was his name?
Speaker 2: His name was San and I really, really really did
Speaker 2: not believe that was his name. Okay, there's people calling
Speaker 2: this take one.
Speaker 1: Let's just take one right, let's go to this one. Hello,
Speaker 1: what are you calling for?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 19: I'm calling four a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: Sorry, they're not available right now.
Speaker 1: You've got the wrong number. What's your name?
Speaker 8: My name's Lewis.
Speaker 10: I'm in w A.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we just answered you randomly because we saw you're
Speaker 2: dialing there. Sam's overwhelm because we're just getting that many calls.
Speaker 2: But we thought, yeah, let's take a random on what's happening.
Speaker 19: I was just calling up about the whole thing about
Speaker 19: packages and then leaving at your doors. I had an
Speaker 19: incident last night where I ordered who ber Eats and
Speaker 19: they left it right in front of the door and
Speaker 19: I opened it and everything went spilling.
Speaker 1: That has happened to me before.
Speaker 2: Don't tell me with their beverages in there that got
Speaker 2: knocked over.
Speaker 19: There was neckt to the door, which because I'm such
Speaker 19: a fat shit like, I've got a special spot designated
Speaker 19: for people to drop things off at, and yeah, they
Speaker 19: just dump it right in front of the door.
Speaker 1: God, I hate that. Hayden's mum has put a packageuse.
Speaker 1: She's printed out a sign that says packages go here,
Speaker 1: thank you, and she's stick tated to the front door,
Speaker 1: like next to it because it kept happening so often.
Speaker 2: Outwards. It's not a pool door when you're leaving.
Speaker 1: My door opens outwards.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, so there's one.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Well, that's weird to me.
Speaker 1: Is that a design for Maybe it sounds like it because.
Speaker 2: I'm yeah, yeah, your pool not push.
Speaker 1: I don't know how long have you been listening.
Speaker 19: I've been listening since about mid to late last year,
Speaker 19: and I've listened to absolutely everything, like ten times over.
Speaker 19: I yeah, I just absolutely love it. Something that you
Speaker 19: know makes me feel comfortable when I'm at home. I
Speaker 19: find the dolcter tones of Mitchell Coombs help me get
Speaker 19: to sleep.
Speaker 2: His lisp, hang on, did you say that my lisp
Speaker 2: is soothing?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I love the way you talk.
Speaker 2: That's interesting. I've never had that feedback before.
Speaker 1: That's a first.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah.
Speaker 19: I find it really comforting. And you should, you should,
Speaker 19: you absolutely should. And I've got my partner listening as well.
Speaker 19: He's been listening to Kiss for a long time and
Speaker 19: he remembers Jenna back on Jason p do.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, the station that I work out nightly. I
Speaker 1: remember Jenna and well you know the rules freees. I'll
Speaker 1: wait for the final point that he's about to make.
Speaker 1: You've done, Mitch, You've done Jenna.
Speaker 2: No, unfortunately, that's all I've got time for Lewis. It's
Speaker 2: been great to have you on though.
Speaker 1: Lewis.
Speaker 19: Oh, thank you for having me and Mitch Jury. I
Speaker 19: absolutely adore you. There's a bit of a few and
Speaker 19: Dog Wiggins. I'm absolutely obsessed. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Okay, say character, thank you. We've got now we have
Speaker 1: to Yeah, we've got Zaying Hallo.
Speaker 11: Zane.
Speaker 4: Hello, it's me Zane from literally the next room.
Speaker 8: I can see you.
Speaker 1: Jane's in the Kiss studio.
Speaker 2: Oh don it, it's come in, idiot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I can do that.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of boxes in the way, but boxes
Speaker 6: don't as the tripping hazard.
Speaker 13: No, that's fine.
Speaker 1: He's going to need a mic. What's that one? Oh god,
Speaker 1: watch it? Hi, Darlan, Hi, Zayn works with the Kyle
Speaker 1: and Jackie Oshow is that Mike two?
Speaker 5: Mike three?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck it?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 1: Zaye's on.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: Now, did you have something to talk about or you
Speaker 1: just wanted to be featured.
Speaker 2: What were you calling about?
Speaker 16: Well, I mainly just wanted to be featured because I
Speaker 16: was in the next room and thought would be fun.
Speaker 3: I do have an I gem Oh yeah, go, what
Speaker 3: do we go?
Speaker 2: Okay? Wait?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 16: Has anyone else become a real slut for everyday rewards
Speaker 16: in the last month, I'll get fucked on.
Speaker 1: A fly every day.
Speaker 2: I was going to say Flybys, Yeah, kind of because
Speaker 2: we were talking about it not long ago. You've kind
Speaker 2: of inspired me to take it more serious.
Speaker 1: Yes, good, I'm prepure.
Speaker 2: I don't really know what to do with the points
Speaker 2: once you get them. What do you do once you
Speaker 2: accumulate them?
Speaker 3: I'm putting them on on Quantus points?
Speaker 1: Oh I do mine virgin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there's two types of people. I don't even
Speaker 2: have Quantus points.
Speaker 16: You're either a quantus or a virgin person. But it's
Speaker 16: only in the last like three weeks that I've legit
Speaker 16: started taking this seriously after being quite against it for
Speaker 16: a long time.
Speaker 2: You haven't got a long hill to climb, darlin, I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I recently just transferred all my Flybys points to Virgin points,
Speaker 1: and it was fantastic.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 15: I'm pretty sure mine automatically does it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, automatically too much, meaning now once you set it up,
Speaker 1: it does it itself.
Speaker 2: I just have this day dream that I'm going to
Speaker 2: collect all these Flybys points and then when I'm sixty,
Speaker 2: I'll go, oh, I'm going to check my account and
Speaker 2: then I'm just a millionaire.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and inflation, those points will be
Speaker 1: worth a lot of money. Well worse, everyday rewards sucks.
Speaker 1: The cards are orange, and it's disgusted.
Speaker 3: I just do it on my phone. I think.
Speaker 16: Look, the point is more so like doing a points
Speaker 16: thing now that the price of everything is ridiculous. It's
Speaker 16: like if I'm going to pay ten dollars for a lettuce,
Speaker 16: if I'm going to pay twenty like dollars or whatever
Speaker 16: it is for fuel at the moment, I might as
Speaker 16: well get some points for it.
Speaker 3: Make you feel a little bit better?
Speaker 2: Can you get them with petrol?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And pol Woolworths they talk to each other.
Speaker 2: I could have been cleaning up this whole time, paid
Speaker 2: to do this.
Speaker 16: No, I'm not, no, I just this is the side
Speaker 16: of There are closer Woolworths to me than Cole's and
Speaker 16: That's what's won me over is the footsteps involved.
Speaker 2: I used to be wool. This guy really is about location.
Speaker 2: The only reason I converted to Cols is because it's closer. Really,
Speaker 2: but what outside of Willies does every day awards apply to?
Speaker 2: Because Flybys it's really upping the ante. You can get
Speaker 2: office works points via flybys or whatever off you can
Speaker 2: get them Bunnings.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fuck every day rewards bys.
Speaker 15: We being paid is everyday rewards Camu? Or is that
Speaker 15: fly but.
Speaker 2: That's also fly by?
Speaker 1: Would be Big big W? Who shops at Big W?
Speaker 6: Do?
Speaker 2: Big W?
Speaker 16: Is the hidden like it's it's the Kelly of the
Speaker 16: discount department store. Okay, it has a solid body of work.
Speaker 16: Everyone pays attention to Kmart the Beyonce, but Kelly's got hits.
Speaker 1: I've got to be w if I needed like a
Speaker 1: metric ton of trolley. They always have lollies on the.
Speaker 3: True and have a good card selection.
Speaker 2: Well thanks for calling. Yeah, I can tell that you're
Speaker 2: really impassioned. Yeah, Roathy from Perth. It is called through
Speaker 2: high Rosy.
Speaker 1: How are you good?
Speaker 20: Miss?
Speaker 13: And Jenna?
Speaker 2: What's your region? If you've got an engyin for us?
Speaker 4: Yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Ship.
Speaker 2: Wait, Bradley will count you in. You know the rules.
Speaker 1: Let's go on Marketplace and found this live. Just know
Speaker 1: how the show worked. All right, Sorry, I'm playing you
Speaker 1: in finish.
Speaker 2: The sentence.
Speaker 1: Is it just really.
Speaker 13: Is approaching an orange light the most stressful thing ever?
Speaker 2: Yes, shut up, Jenna, you don't know how to drive yet.
Speaker 13: Okay, you can't relate sort of person.
Speaker 2: Are you rosy? Are you like I'm gonna fang it?
Speaker 2: I can make that or do you get shit scared
Speaker 2: and slam on the brakes?
Speaker 21: Honestly fifty to fifty. But yesterday I slammed on the
Speaker 21: brakes and then like halfway through it went red, and
Speaker 21: I was like, yes.
Speaker 1: Bad call. No, it doesn't scam. You know I've got
Speaker 1: one point left.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be more vigilant, if anything. But one
Speaker 2: of my friends is actually in an accident because she
Speaker 2: bitched it. Like an orange light came on and there
Speaker 2: was quite clearly enough time to get over the line
Speaker 2: through the traffic light before it went red, and she
Speaker 2: was going to do it, and then last minute she
Speaker 2: went I'm too scared, slammed on the brakes, and then
Speaker 2: the person behind her. No, So sometimes be better to
Speaker 2: just you know, assess the risk and fucking fang it.
Speaker 1: I went on, it really is a rosy. A test
Speaker 1: drive yesterday in a Tesla because I'm thinking of getting
Speaker 1: going electric. And when I test drive it, and she went,
Speaker 1: you can go on your own. I fan fucking tastic.
Speaker 1: So I fanged it, like and these electric cars are nuts.
Speaker 1: So I'm zooming through. She's like, press this button on
Speaker 1: the map and it will take you on a predetermined route,
Speaker 1: which is, you know, past all the kindergartens, it's slow roundabouts.
Speaker 1: Now I'm an drive over this bridge, so I'm fanging it.
Speaker 1: I'm going nuts like I'm nothing illegal, but I am
Speaker 1: going a bit crazy. So I get back and she
Speaker 1: goes awesome. She gets in the car, she has let
Speaker 1: me show you're a really cool feature of the Tesla
Speaker 1: and opened something called Sentry and it recorded the whole
Speaker 1: drive camera and she played it back and there's me
Speaker 1: weaving around a flock baby ducklings, driving over a speed bump,
Speaker 1: go doing a foo burnt out and she goes, oh, is.
Speaker 2: This is this that trip?
Speaker 1: Maybe?
Speaker 2: Is that actually standard in Tesla or did they install
Speaker 2: that so that people don't go, you know, playing silly
Speaker 2: buggets during the test.
Speaker 1: No, it's standard, and she's like, it takes a lot
Speaker 1: of electricity, so you can turn it on turn it off.
Speaker 1: But as we're a test drive, we turn it on.
Speaker 1: It was bad. I would hate that.
Speaker 2: Imagine looking at the footage back, it's like when you
Speaker 2: open your inside camera accidentally. Whoa with that? What I
Speaker 2: look like from that angle?
Speaker 1: Yeah, when you see, like when your screen goes black
Speaker 1: and then you see yourself in the reflection of just
Speaker 1: a black screen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 1: Know that's why black mirror is called black mirror. Did
Speaker 1: you know that? No, Gee, that really landed there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way to bring down the vibe Rose.
Speaker 1: Western Melbourne, And I'm so glad she differentiated. Hello Nora, Hi, Nora.
Speaker 15: Hi, Norah.
Speaker 5: How are you going?
Speaker 2: You know we're fucking great, darling. It says here that
Speaker 2: you want to talk about limes. Please please tell me
Speaker 2: you're on my side more.
Speaker 5: No, I prefer blue heaven blue What blue heaven milk sheets?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Hang on, I'm gonna have to google it.
Speaker 1: I've had a blue heaven heaven.
Speaker 2: What if that actually tastes like blueberry?
Speaker 1: Right, Nors?
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely, And it's just really really sweet and delicious
Speaker 5: and tastes like a child in a cup.
Speaker 2: Tastes like a child child.
Speaker 5: It sounds like in this sense.
Speaker 15: Vanilla rispberry.
Speaker 1: Nora sounds like she's an ai.
Speaker 4: Call it.
Speaker 1: She's not making any sense. Nora, are you a computer?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 1: She didn't answer that question.
Speaker 5: No, I'm here a bad connection.
Speaker 1: Oh are you?
Speaker 2: Oh? Okay? So how many children have you tasted?
Speaker 1: To know?
Speaker 2: What tastes like?
Speaker 5: I didn't mean to say like that, like sweetness, like
Speaker 5: how kids love sweetness in Lily.
Speaker 1: Take it back to her child takes a bit to
Speaker 1: a child, Nora. Interesting, I like that. What old old
Speaker 1: school lollies do? I like oval teenies?
Speaker 2: Oval teeny, that's that.
Speaker 1: Oval teen yes, oval teenie. They're like, there's another. Okay, well, thanks, norappos.
Speaker 2: And what about a zombie too, Norah, zombieches are good
Speaker 2: as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Anything?
Speaker 2: I love the color, she thinks to disagree with.
Speaker 1: What about twisties, Nora.
Speaker 5: Twisties for the chicken flavor.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that I've hung up on it all right.
Speaker 2: Two nine six double one one O six five is
Speaker 2: the number you can call if you're watching online right now.
Speaker 2: You want to call through line through open.
Speaker 1: Nora, what about oxygen? Not for me? What about hat
Speaker 1: two water?
Speaker 2: Nora? Nah gues?
Speaker 1: What about liquid concrete?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 17: How like?
Speaker 2: What about death penalty? She's like fucking here forever?
Speaker 1: What about Rovy wading overturned today in the US? I
Speaker 1: love it disgusting. That's a topical thing. Yeah, Simon has
Speaker 1: called through. Hello, Simon, you're in Sydney.
Speaker 4: Hi, Oh my god, I have made it in life
Speaker 4: that I am on? Is it just me with a
Speaker 4: couple of mitches?
Speaker 11: Hi?
Speaker 2: You are?
Speaker 1: Hello? What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 13: God?
Speaker 4: Hello? Okay, so I have an it gym?
Speaker 14: Is that okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah? We're gonna have to get Bradley to que you
Speaker 2: in again.
Speaker 1: Well, Bradley needs a strips after this just follows? Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 4: Because every time the intro song play, is it's saying
Speaker 4: a couple of mitches or a couple of bitches? That's
Speaker 4: my question?
Speaker 2: Oh do you think it sounds like you're saying bitches?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Every time I hear it?
Speaker 5: Oh, is it just me?
Speaker 4: Just another couple of mitches?
Speaker 9: I always here?
Speaker 4: Is it a couple of bitches?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: He says hosted by Can you pass forward to that?
Speaker 1: I can't see it, but I'm assuming this is close.
Speaker 2: Before that. Before that, listen, just.
Speaker 1: A couple of mitches.
Speaker 4: Okay, it is just me.
Speaker 2: Then that's you know, it's like that weird effect where
Speaker 2: if you if you have the wrong lyric in mind,
Speaker 2: you hear it. You do hear it. I do kind
Speaker 2: of hear bitches, But no, it's not that. What are
Speaker 2: you implying?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, nothing.
Speaker 8: I love you guys.
Speaker 1: I think if one was a bit if one isn't
Speaker 1: more bitcher, who is that person?
Speaker 4: Be totally totally.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you why? Because I remember when we
Speaker 4: when we had that podcast we did with not Alan Jones,
Speaker 4: Alan is that right?
Speaker 2: Ben Fordham.
Speaker 1: Zombie he's not dead, probably will be.
Speaker 4: Hey, stop it. This is what I mean right, Literally,
Speaker 4: there was at one moment he's like Mitch is asking
Speaker 4: a question. He's like, oh, you know, why do you vape?
Speaker 4: And Mitch is like trying to come up with this
Speaker 4: like witty and intelligence like rebubble bans, and then I
Speaker 4: can just hit you in the background and going, what
Speaker 4: a fucking dumb question? Don't ask that old man like
Speaker 4: in your voice, I.
Speaker 1: Don't think you know me as well as you think
Speaker 1: you do, Simon, Are.
Speaker 2: You saying that you could picture what Mitch was thinking.
Speaker 4: I'm not picturing what he was thinking, but I could
Speaker 4: totally picture that friend in the group going, yeah, we
Speaker 4: totally love you. Yeah, this is we came out drinking
Speaker 4: for you.
Speaker 1: I don't think you know how long have you been
Speaker 1: listening to the podcast, Simon, because that's not me at all.
Speaker 4: Okay, I feel like i've I feel like I've ruined it.
Speaker 19: But literally since the start.
Speaker 1: Jesus, did you just mute my name? Ant you just
Speaker 1: listened to Mitchell kub No?
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not saying it doesn't like you. We just
Speaker 2: said that you're more of a bitch by comparison. No, no,
Speaker 2: but way to be fair, and he hasn't justified it.
Speaker 4: Well true, I'm sorry I follow Hayden just because Yeah, okay, no,
Speaker 4: that's sweet, but it was literally I was like, I
Speaker 4: feel bad for them. I feel bad like he lost
Speaker 4: his jacket.
Speaker 8: I love you guys.
Speaker 4: I do love the other match a little bit more
Speaker 4: because we both used to work at McDonald's and Macius.
Speaker 4: People stick together.
Speaker 2: It's true. We all do have a bond to the oil.
Speaker 2: You can spot them. You're a bit of one in
Speaker 2: the background.
Speaker 4: It's all right. I was saying, they're the one in
Speaker 4: the background, going, is it all right?
Speaker 2: Well, they're certainly not the ones interrupting me, but yeah,
Speaker 2: so you're.
Speaker 6: The Sorry, so many people have commented, sorry tunnel, We're going.
Speaker 2: To know that we're new to this talk back thing.
Speaker 2: But just a note before anyone calls us on two
Speaker 2: nine six one six five, you wait for a pause
Speaker 2: in the conversation and then you say something at the moment.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of talking while we're talking.
Speaker 1: You know me, I am. I would never be. I
Speaker 1: would never think that.
Speaker 2: John Wall Now, you were shitting yourself. You were so intimidated.
Speaker 1: I was. So I'm a radio guy and he's the
Speaker 1: king of radio guys. I was terrified. The same when
Speaker 1: I'm in the room with Kyle Sandelance. You're working with him.
Speaker 1: After all these years, I'm still terrified of the man.
Speaker 1: It's just higher the radio thing. Well, I'm intimidated by.
Speaker 2: Him, yea, even though he's so harmless. Honestly, I've got
Speaker 2: Talisha on the line. Is this my Talsia that I know?
Speaker 1: Is our friend Talisha?
Speaker 2: Hi? Hi, darling?
Speaker 1: What what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 21: What do you after So here's something just going going
Speaker 21: back a little bit. I feel like Mitchell has just
Speaker 21: the worst worst opinions when it comes to snacks.
Speaker 1: Me, Yeah, what are you.
Speaker 21: To every single snack you've ever chosen? It's horrible, Like
Speaker 21: it's actually getting to a point where it's like, maybe
Speaker 21: this is it.
Speaker 13: For us as friends.
Speaker 21: Because Banigna flavored it the fucking lime flavored that like
Speaker 21: Mitchell a line milk shake. He's going to curdle in yourself.
Speaker 1: That's what I said. It's like drinking cottage cheese.
Speaker 21: Cottage cheese. One time I went to the house and
Speaker 21: he made me like a thing with cottage cheese, and
Speaker 21: I was like, yum.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't recall you ever making anything for me
Speaker 2: when I visit you, So how about you stop bitching?
Speaker 2: At least I feed you when you come over.
Speaker 1: Now, Mitch, I will say, you have good snacks when
Speaker 1: we come over.
Speaker 2: But I don't think did I not bring grape for
Speaker 2: everyone today?
Speaker 1: And I will say, give me those grapes.
Speaker 2: I'm so considerate.
Speaker 1: Before the live started, Jenna, who wants grapes? And I said,
Speaker 1: that's so sweet. I'm sorry, Mitch. These are the most
Speaker 1: RNCID off grapes. I've ever seen candy heart, you know
Speaker 1: what these are. You may as well have offered us
Speaker 1: a box of sultanas.
Speaker 2: But they're not all off a couple going a bit brand.
Speaker 1: They're not Oh that's no good, that's off, that's rank.
Speaker 1: I feel like this has been planned because everyone was
Speaker 1: hating on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I feel like Sam put her through because he
Speaker 2: was like, oh, Mitch Cherry is starting to like have
Speaker 2: his ego breathed a bit. So let's ship Jenner Ross,
Speaker 2: you of spirit.
Speaker 1: And people who actually listen to the show. Thank you
Speaker 1: for calling to Lisa. If you want to get in touch,
Speaker 1: O two nine six double one oh six ' five.
Speaker 1: Have some questions saying it's not working from the US,
Speaker 1: you've got to do plus six one six one two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the area code is none of our business, idiot.
Speaker 2: You can figure it out yourself.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Will in Young. Hello, Will, Hi, how
Speaker 1: are you well? What are you calling for?
Speaker 9: An idym?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: You've got an Is it just me of your own radio?
Speaker 2: Bradley's going to cure you and you know how this works?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 9: Do straight guys ast gayer than gay people? Oh, high
Speaker 9: school things.
Speaker 2: But like, yeah, no, they're very handsy with each other,
Speaker 2: aren't they.
Speaker 8: They are.
Speaker 2: I think it's because I've I was. It was ingrained
Speaker 2: in me when I was young and closeted to not
Speaker 2: do anything that indicates that, you know, oh, they might
Speaker 2: think I'm gay, Like I wouldn't touch anyone. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: hug anyone, you know what I mean. Whereas because they
Speaker 2: are so come in their straightness, they're quite happy to
Speaker 2: just touch each other up, like corress each other's asses.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of it going oh my god, and
Speaker 1: coming from the water back in my water polo days,
Speaker 1: like I think, and actually I look back, I'm probably
Speaker 1: I'm the only out one now. So the statistics are
Speaker 1: one of the other ones was gay. But they used
Speaker 1: to live in the change rooms like flopping dis out,
Speaker 1: hitting on the ass and talking about and they hump
Speaker 1: each other and you go the homo erotica, erotic eroticism
Speaker 1: of those straight white boys. I don't know why they're
Speaker 1: r but the straight boys is hilarious. I'd love it.
Speaker 9: So it's like it's a country school as well, and
Speaker 9: you can relate.
Speaker 2: To that, yeah, exactly, So like what sort of chip's
Speaker 2: going down at your school?
Speaker 9: Will, I mean year twelve and we have this year
Speaker 9: twelve group chat. But I sent one of my pures,
Speaker 9: my rainbow flat rainbow flag, next rainbow flag for a
Speaker 9: Pride month and they're like ill growth ill ill.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's awful.
Speaker 9: But then later that night was on the night they're
Speaker 9: just sending like all this like I'm gay and like
Speaker 9: this off and right.
Speaker 1: They love it. They love to baitan you know tea.
Speaker 9: Like I always like say to my friends, I'm like,
Speaker 9: they're not hot and I'm not going to let them go.
Speaker 9: We can't do that.
Speaker 1: Amen. That's a great model to live by, and that
Speaker 1: you know what when Jenna started the show with this metch,
Speaker 1: remember what she said to us. She said, I'm hot,
Speaker 1: but I'm not gay. And we said okay, we said okay,
Speaker 1: so Will. That's actually that's been Jenna's model the whole time.
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to Peter on the Sunny Coast? Tallo, Peter,
Speaker 1: what's happened to Darland? If you got any gym or
Speaker 1: something else for us?
Speaker 22: Well, it kind of is an I gym, but it's
Speaker 22: also something to add to your list of things better
Speaker 22: than drugs and kids I could call Peter.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that's actually a good shout. The number if
Speaker 2: anyone wants to add to our list of things better
Speaker 2: than drugs and Dick is O two nine six number
Speaker 2: one one I six five. And how would you explain
Speaker 2: the list of things better than drugs and dick. It's
Speaker 2: like little things in life you appreciate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's the things that you wouldn't normally think to
Speaker 1: add to the list of things that you enjoy. But
Speaker 1: it's the little moments in life that make you think, God,
Speaker 1: this is better than anything else.
Speaker 2: Yes, because we don't want our young listeners to become
Speaker 2: obsessed with dick and boys and partying, because you know,
Speaker 2: there's little things in life. What else is on the list?
Speaker 2: We've had things like a good crunch of an apple
Speaker 2: and apparently grapes as.
Speaker 1: Well, grapes, A good crunch of a grape, good fresh towel.
Speaker 2: And a garden. Yeah, that was We've had a bunch of.
Speaker 1: Our Keenan Lonsdale says, staring into the sun, and he'll
Speaker 1: never come back on the show. What's Yours?
Speaker 10: Peter?
Speaker 1: I hit us with you things that you think are
Speaker 1: better than drugs and dick.
Speaker 22: I don't know if you just said it truy, but
Speaker 22: just a really good towel, A good.
Speaker 1: That's not on the list.
Speaker 2: I don't think we do have that on the list.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're right.
Speaker 1: Now, Now describe Peter the towel. Is it scratchy and
Speaker 1: old or is it fresh, fluffy and new?
Speaker 22: It just is just a good towel. So it's like,
Speaker 22: you know, freshly washed or straight out of the dryer,
Speaker 22: or like when you're freezing your arf off after a shower,
Speaker 22: and it's just exactly what you need.
Speaker 2: I like a bit of thickness to the towel as well.
Speaker 2: And I also like a towel that isn't like a
Speaker 2: weak bitch of a thing where you put it in
Speaker 2: the wash, you've got all the little strands coming off it.
Speaker 2: You know, I have to go through with a pair
Speaker 2: of system and cut off the.
Speaker 1: Little fly away nothing worse. But I also like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like when a towel gets a bit old, because
Speaker 1: sometimes there's a nice scratch. Is good with a towel,
Speaker 1: Like I want to feel like I've been exfoliated as
Speaker 1: well as you know, everything out.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't go that far.
Speaker 1: Also, I like a big surface area because you know,
Speaker 1: the target for me is bigger than everyone else. So
Speaker 1: some towels I get and I can't tie it around
Speaker 1: the front of me. I get to like maybe an
Speaker 1: inch on both sides. Sometimes I just do the world's smallest.
Speaker 2: Not you know what I hate? This is reminded me
Speaker 2: because you're talking about service area. What do you think
Speaker 2: about these, Peter, the bath towel. You know, they're separate
Speaker 2: to a normal tower. They're bath towels. They're meant to
Speaker 2: be like massive you know, bath sheet, that's it, that's
Speaker 2: heard of it. Yeah, google bath sheets. It's like, if
Speaker 2: you're buying a towel set, they'll often be a hand towel,
Speaker 2: the bath mad, a faith washer, a towel, and a
Speaker 2: bath sheet. And bath sheets are so fucking dumb. What's
Speaker 2: the point.
Speaker 12: They're huge?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're huge. They're thin. It's kind of implied that
Speaker 2: you would wrap yourself around it after drying yourself because
Speaker 2: it does not have the capability to dry you because
Speaker 2: it's so thin and shit. But it's like, I don't
Speaker 2: need another towel to transition once I'm dry, I'm getting dressed,
Speaker 2: you know, what I mean.
Speaker 13: Yeah, it's like a bathrobe.
Speaker 2: It's like a bath robe, but you have to like
Speaker 2: wrap it around yourself. No, good, pointless, it's too big.
Speaker 1: I don't like it too thin. It's not for me.
Speaker 2: I'm just going to throw me nice kim enough. I've
Speaker 2: got to rush to the kitchen.
Speaker 1: You know what I'll say, is it just me? Or
Speaker 1: how good are bathrobes? And I'm not talking about like
Speaker 1: a roll, like a dressing gown with a fluffy material.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a gown that is made of towel.
Speaker 1: Do you have Ah? Yeah, it's good, it's good. I
Speaker 1: love it. It's my new thing. I wear it every morning.
Speaker 1: I love my robe.
Speaker 2: No, I like my my robe.
Speaker 1: That's all silky. Oh you've got a Kimona, don't you.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you nude under that thing?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah? Do you find sometimes you'll be shocked the
Speaker 1: things that is hanging out?
Speaker 2: No, it's not that sure. Oh that's one thing I've
Speaker 2: noticed about, you know, growing older, as I've become more
Speaker 2: of an adult, I used to just be to actually
Speaker 2: this is where a fucking bath sheet would coming hand in.
Speaker 2: Now that I've just realized, I used to just be
Speaker 2: able to wrap a tail around me and like run
Speaker 2: out of the kitchen. But now a towel, like as
Speaker 2: I've gotten taller, is not enough to cover everything?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, no, I get yeah, yeah I'm dangling. Oh god,
Speaker 1: we have bits, many a bits.
Speaker 2: Yes, and so maybe I should get a bath sheet.
Speaker 2: She I've just changed my own mind.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, Peter, thank you for adding to the list.
Speaker 12: We will put it in there, no worries.
Speaker 13: Thanks for having me, and thank.
Speaker 1: You for listening. What a cutie Jessica in Oh God,
Speaker 1: jess Hello, Hello, Hi. I feel like we've had you
Speaker 1: on before. Did you compete in the doorbell or the
Speaker 1: car horn contest?
Speaker 13: I did the doorbell?
Speaker 2: Yes, I remembered your voice. God, your doorbell was that
Speaker 2: like electric chair one?
Speaker 1: That was like ah was shocking? Sounded like the thing
Speaker 1: that killed dead Bundy?
Speaker 4: Yes it was it was.
Speaker 1: Now what do you want tonight? Jessica?
Speaker 2: What did you do?
Speaker 8: They?
Speaker 2: What do you want?
Speaker 1: What do you want tonight?
Speaker 2: Just like Jessica's killed in What what did you call for? Honey?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Jesse, what did you call for? Darling?
Speaker 21: Are you guys doing much better than drugs and Dick?
Speaker 2: We are? What do you want to add to the list.
Speaker 21: I would say, your guys a Sunday Afternoon Live we
Speaker 21: do every week, Yes.
Speaker 23: Because they get me through my day.
Speaker 21: Is so you guys, it's about three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: Are you already up?
Speaker 7: No, I'm working overnights.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't do it.
Speaker 21: You get me through about an hour of work.
Speaker 23: So it's really nice.
Speaker 2: There you go, Mitch. You can think of poor Jessica
Speaker 2: next time you say I've got ahead, can we keep
Speaker 2: it quick?
Speaker 1: This week?
Speaker 2: I'm mind they're going to do a ten minute insta live.
Speaker 2: She needs us while she's doing night shift.
Speaker 1: A minute, Jessica, what do you do? What do you do?
Speaker 1: Jess what's your job?
Speaker 13: I work at a mental health facility.
Speaker 2: God, that's maybe that's why she said drawn to with
Speaker 2: she knows we need help.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness me. Yeah, Jenne, you need that box in
Speaker 1: front of you, please the box.
Speaker 11: And you have to say the one that you did
Speaker 11: last week was my favorite?
Speaker 2: What do we do last week? Refresh my mom? Yeah?
Speaker 2: This one.
Speaker 21: We live that you did last week that was like
Speaker 21: three hours long.
Speaker 9: That was the best.
Speaker 2: Is that when Cheerry didn't even rock up, it was
Speaker 2: just me going rogue.
Speaker 9: Yes, Yes, it was.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to can put two and two together.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to hang up on another call. But
Speaker 1: fuck the lawyer. If you want a great show, you
Speaker 1: you're going the wrong way about it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, okay to see Cherry.
Speaker 21: I do like your sweater.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, because you can see us right now,
Speaker 2: can't you.
Speaker 1: I hate your doorbell?
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, everyone is listening right now as we're going
Speaker 2: live O two nine six number one one oh six five. Mitchell.
Speaker 2: Cherry is feeling needy, so we need you to call
Speaker 2: through with compliments please. No, No, he's feeling needy and
Speaker 2: he doesn't like it when people talk me up. No,
Speaker 2: you can't handle it.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true. Thanks, Jessica, see you bye. She's
Speaker 1: been hung up on. That was a forty dollars call
Speaker 1: for her, because you're international calls. So who do we
Speaker 1: go to? Let's go to Sue in y, Sue in Young.
Speaker 1: So did we just speak to your son in Young?
Speaker 1: I know Sue, and will I feel like your family?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 20: You dear dear beautiful boy darling.
Speaker 2: Nice to chat to you. And you've got something better
Speaker 2: than drugs and dick?
Speaker 4: Do you it is?
Speaker 20: It's listening to you guys and making me feel young again.
Speaker 20: And I'm not just pissing in your boocket.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, well this is getting a bit self indulgent.
Speaker 2: The things better than drugs and Dick. I've got our
Speaker 2: Sunday Night, Instagram lives and our podcast us.
Speaker 20: Saying I love you guys. You've been so kind your family,
Speaker 20: and you've given us birthday messages. And I'm fifty seven
Speaker 20: and one time on one of your shows you said
Speaker 20: we should make me the grandma of the pro remember,
Speaker 20: and I think you sure you could just be the mother.
Speaker 1: You don't need to be the grandmother, and that would
Speaker 1: have been.
Speaker 2: Year old grandmother, so you know you could.
Speaker 20: I've got I've got four grandchildren, so you're from Will,
Speaker 20: not from Will.
Speaker 1: We know that'll take a while to happen, with all it.
Speaker 20: Will, it will, But you guys just make me laugh
Speaker 20: whenever I'm on my drive. Just did me, which is
Speaker 20: four and a half hours from this God's saken country
Speaker 20: and young I put you on and it makes the
Speaker 20: show feel like I've just driven a minute. I love you.
Speaker 2: Guys, exactly what we want here, that's perfect.
Speaker 12: I feel weird and I like so I don't feel.
Speaker 1: Weird, Dylan.
Speaker 2: We are completely and utterly chuffed.
Speaker 1: Where do you What's what's going on in young?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: When do you listen when you're driving? Or what do
Speaker 1: you do for work in Young?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 20: I did have a landscaping business, but my back gave
Speaker 20: out as an old woman. So now I'm just breathing.
Speaker 1: Puppy, Oh what kind of puppy? Because I I am
Speaker 1: in the lift coming up here, I thought I love
Speaker 1: a puppy. It just hit me like a ton of bricks.
Speaker 1: What puppies?
Speaker 20: Well, we breed labradoodles, the design a mutt. They're among all,
Speaker 20: but they're a beautiful design a mut.
Speaker 2: I want that on my fucking tombstone.
Speaker 1: Jenna has a designer mood. It's a different thing.
Speaker 20: But because they're not a pedigree. But everyone loves labradoodles
Speaker 20: because they're cute and kind and just the best dog ever.
Speaker 20: But of course, now that COVID is sort of on
Speaker 20: the back burner, the prices for going down because everyone's
Speaker 20: traveling again, which is wonderful, But I still love my labradoodle.
Speaker 1: What's what's the big tourist attraction out there in Young?
Speaker 20: Okay? Oh god, oh, we've got the Big Cherries, which
Speaker 20: everyone says is a two big red ball up on
Speaker 20: a big post. Big cherries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're nothing to write hand about.
Speaker 1: I know once went to the Big Slurpy and no
Speaker 1: one ever can agree with me that no one can
Speaker 1: corroborate that it ever existed. I feel like it's a
Speaker 1: fever to.
Speaker 2: The Big Slurpy. There's a big slurby. Absolutely, it must
Speaker 2: have been a dream.
Speaker 1: No, it's a big s And it was like when
Speaker 1: the seven eleven at the height of the fam.
Speaker 2: If anyone has witnessed the Big Slurpy O two nine
Speaker 2: six double one one A six five, we're not gurgling today.
Speaker 2: It's true.
Speaker 1: If you've been to the Big Slurpy or you know
Speaker 1: where it is, call us because I want to know.
Speaker 1: We might have one.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, so the cherry the Cherry Festival we heard.
Speaker 1: Thanks for listening, love you boys, don't shop and keep
Speaker 1: on breeding. Could also be said to many of the
Speaker 1: gay listeners that follow us to all right, we have
Speaker 1: doctor Gay who's called through. Oh my god, Dr Gay,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.
Speaker 8: Hello, darling, my darling.
Speaker 2: It's been a while since we've spoken to you. We've
Speaker 2: all been in such good health.
Speaker 8: What's too good a health? What's going on?
Speaker 2: No, cheery is a riddle bit issues, But we don't
Speaker 2: want to kick him only down. Can you say something
Speaker 2: nice about Mitch Cherry?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 10: Doctor, let me think about how good is that?
Speaker 1: Off the top of the head, say something you love
Speaker 1: about this person? Then I got a pad of paper.
Speaker 2: You're not helping.
Speaker 8: No, well, look you you're very charismatic.
Speaker 1: It's nice.
Speaker 2: Thank you, love you too, And now say something awful
Speaker 2: about me that might help you.
Speaker 8: Oh, there's nothing awful the same.
Speaker 10: I mean you could do it with a haircut, though,
Speaker 10: I think is that right?
Speaker 2: At least I can grow here, bitch.
Speaker 8: Anyway better than drugs and dick. I'm here.
Speaker 2: And you know you've had both in surplus.
Speaker 8: Yes, many surplus, and there's not many things better. But
Speaker 8: let me tell you I live for a fucking lime milkshake.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not being added to the list because
Speaker 1: it's not universal. No, you can't add it to the list.
Speaker 2: But we don't have to do like a bloody post
Speaker 2: or plebiscite every time someone adds something we just added.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But every time someone adds we all go oh, yes.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm here. I've agreed. Someone else called before agreed.
Speaker 8: We love a line. We live for a fucking line.
Speaker 8: Milkshake do yeah?
Speaker 2: And when was a time you have one? Because I
Speaker 2: reckon they've gone extinct?
Speaker 8: No, No, they're still around.
Speaker 10: Are they still around?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, we've got a Donut King, We've got a Wendy's,
Speaker 8: We've got all that ship.
Speaker 2: Where are you alf I'm in Bunderberg, Thunderberg.
Speaker 6: So they are definitely still at Donut King.
Speaker 8: Donut Yeah, Donut King, Wendy's. I get the the extra.
Speaker 7: Thick lime fick shake you can get, yeah, extra gurthy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've heard that about you. So someone watching on
Speaker 2: TikTok life has just said that they know that the
Speaker 2: Big Slurpy is a thing, but they're too shy to
Speaker 2: call in. Get over it, Darllen.
Speaker 1: We're very nice too.
Speaker 2: Nine six double one one six five.
Speaker 1: Sorry, but I'm gonna just call it now.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: Can you corroborate the existence of the Big Slurpy?
Speaker 12: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: That was a kiss caller?
Speaker 1: Most likely ninety six double one one o six five
Speaker 1: with a two in front of it. If the Big
Speaker 1: Slurpy exist, Yeah, the Big Slurpee was short lived in
Speaker 1: the Coughs Harbor show ground.
Speaker 2: Oh you've just blown your lad there, that's what I saw.
Speaker 1: This exists.
Speaker 6: It was so it was used to promote seven to
Speaker 6: eleven introducing slurpees. It was apparently the shortest.
Speaker 1: Lived, so it was up for a minute and a
Speaker 1: half and I was there and got a photo and it.
Speaker 2: Was clearly fucking memorable for you.
Speaker 1: It was a giant fuck off slurpe listening on Spotify,
Speaker 1: don't forget to leave a five star of eating you're
Speaker 1: listening to?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Okay? Yes, we were in the middle of our talkback special,
Speaker 1: We're alive. Let's go to our next caller. Can you
Speaker 1: have read?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Of course, a show favorite, tried and true staple. We
Speaker 1: love her so much. Fluffy optical?
Speaker 22: Hello, how are you?
Speaker 1: What do you want to say to us?
Speaker 21: I would like to come and defend my title a
Speaker 21: podcast mother.
Speaker 20: I believe my job was just given away.
Speaker 2: Oh well no, because she was the podcast grandmother. You're
Speaker 2: the mother.
Speaker 1: You know what, Fluff, you are the mother, You're the
Speaker 1: show mother.
Speaker 2: The other hand, done?
Speaker 13: Okay, someone's cutting onions.
Speaker 2: Oh, oh gorgeous. Oh say something nice about miche cherry police.
Speaker 1: No, I don't need it, and I'm not needy like that.
Speaker 1: I just hate that first caller, not you.
Speaker 11: I can't believe that somebody thinks.
Speaker 5: That Mitch True is bitchier, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What does that mean that I'm bitchier?
Speaker 10: Well, honey, that's just you and you own it.
Speaker 20: Yeah, you do it so well.
Speaker 1: That's what shocks me.
Speaker 2: No, that's that would be my argument as to why
Speaker 2: I'm not bitchy, because I'm honest about my opinion and
Speaker 2: it only comes through occasionally when I get really, you know, bitchy.
Speaker 2: But I feel like you'd be one that would be
Speaker 2: nice in someone's face and then when they leave, you go.
Speaker 1: I can't stand that.
Speaker 2: Dog.
Speaker 1: No, I actually don't thank you for knowing me for
Speaker 1: who I.
Speaker 4: Am with me.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, god, no, no, it's been a
Speaker 1: bad weeks.
Speaker 2: What's what's been happening?
Speaker 8: Oh God, we're not going there.
Speaker 2: Sorry. Sarah's on the line from Sydney. Hi, Sarah, You've
Speaker 2: got something better than drugs and Dick two?
Speaker 4: Do you?
Speaker 21: I do?
Speaker 12: Indeed? Good evening, Mitch, Mitch and Jenny, what is it?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 12: So my thing better than drugs and Dick, is the
Speaker 12: last minute of your shower being cold out that for months? Yeah, yes,
Speaker 12: hear me out, hear me out. You had your hot shower,
Speaker 12: your knife and clean because hot water is like a
Speaker 12: cleaner sort of solution, which is soap and everything like that.
Speaker 2: And just because it's generally comfortable, you.
Speaker 12: Turn off the hot water. Your body is then awakened,
Speaker 12: like you're ready to go for you today.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I said this on the show a couple of
Speaker 1: weeks ago. I have cold showers and they're great for anxiety,
Speaker 1: they're good for your mental health, and they do wake
Speaker 1: you up right out.
Speaker 12: Yes, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: You told me it's a while. Go Mitch. On the podcast,
Speaker 2: he said, oh, if you're struggling to wake up, if
Speaker 2: you want to be more alert in the morning, just
Speaker 2: like have a shower and then make it cold at
Speaker 2: the last minute. And I tried it, and oh my god,
Speaker 2: I will never put myself through such pain again. It's
Speaker 2: happened to me. It's not fun, it's not enjoyable at all.
Speaker 2: Do you do it?
Speaker 1: It's hell, But it does after a while, your body
Speaker 1: gets used to it and it zaps you. It wakes
Speaker 1: you up, doesn't It Sarah.
Speaker 12: It's amazing. It's amazing. I feel like I'm due a
Speaker 12: fifteen hour day after just one minute in the cold water.
Speaker 2: Also, it does kind of you know, you feel the
Speaker 2: effects throughout the day. So it is short term pain
Speaker 2: for long term game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what, I'd kill for it. I'd love
Speaker 1: it if we get to Hayden, I get a new place.
Speaker 1: We'd love a bath because I love having one and
Speaker 1: we don't have one.
Speaker 2: Oh, you have no idea. I've been house hunting the
Speaker 2: last few months and the amount of places that I'm like,
Speaker 2: it's perfect, but it doesn't have a bath. Fucking deal breaker.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I have.
Speaker 6: I have a bath shower you know how the shower America,
Speaker 6: the service whatever, And I never used the bath.
Speaker 3: I don't like you.
Speaker 1: You called me yesterday and said you had a sponge bar.
Speaker 1: He said, the matred d came up, dropped off the
Speaker 1: club sandwhich and scrubbed you with fresh sea sponge.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 12: The grapes going as well, Jenner.
Speaker 15: The grape yes, yes, the candy hearts.
Speaker 1: Yes. Have you ever had a bath and then stood
Speaker 1: up and almost died? No, it's happened to me a
Speaker 1: few times. Maybe get dog to gay On. I know
Speaker 1: I hate him. I just remembered him. I hate him
Speaker 1: at the moment and you stand up on like the
Speaker 1: heat makes you just go a bit dizzy and then
Speaker 1: your heart has to pump the blood back up. It's
Speaker 1: a whole.
Speaker 18: Thing.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck ninety six double one one six five? Is
Speaker 1: your heart almost stop when you got out of a bath?
Speaker 10: Emily?
Speaker 1: Have you added that to the list, Mitchell?
Speaker 6: If you milk chair, Mitch, I've found your seven eleven
Speaker 6: slurpy photo from fourteenth of April twenty ten. Mitchell, it
Speaker 6: is a picture of Mitch Cherry hugging the slurpy.
Speaker 2: Oh it is a big fucking s because you're not
Speaker 2: a small man and you barely even go up a
Speaker 2: quarter of the way. It was you.
Speaker 1: I wonder where it is now. They wouldn't have melted
Speaker 1: melted that thing down.
Speaker 2: You can't really like bulldoze it, Like, what would they
Speaker 2: have done with it? If it's no longer there?
Speaker 1: They put it in landfill. The straw is still stick out.
Speaker 2: Cool cops, Harbor.
Speaker 1: Call seven. I come back in all right, Sarah. You're
Speaker 1: a sweetheart. Thanks for calling, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 21: Thanks, thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Can I just say, the hardest thing about doing this
Speaker 2: talkback edition of the podcast live is that I haven't
Speaker 2: been able to take a piss break.
Speaker 1: Go take one.
Speaker 2: Can you vouch that every single time we do this podcast,
Speaker 2: what would you say, like thirty to forty minutes in,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I got to go gone through.
Speaker 1: Do you need to go take a piss break? We
Speaker 1: can hold up the four.
Speaker 2: Oh is there someone on the line. Yeah, I can
Speaker 2: you Hannah, Hannah. You there.
Speaker 1: She's in brizzy, Hi Hannah.
Speaker 2: Hannah, Hannah.
Speaker 19: Hi.
Speaker 2: Don't take it personally, but I need to piss, So
Speaker 2: I'm just going to leave you a taste.
Speaker 1: Hi Hannah, I love you. She's gonna go.
Speaker 23: Piss Hi Hannah, that's rude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll just put the pissing music. That's the wrong music.
Speaker 1: Get in trouble, that's porn music. Hannah. You can pick
Speaker 1: your own music if if you when you daydream, what's
Speaker 1: the music that you hear in your head?
Speaker 11: Honestly?
Speaker 5: Elevator music.
Speaker 23: Oh yeah, that's the music, the basic elevator music.
Speaker 1: That is the music that I normally use when Mitch
Speaker 1: leaves the building.
Speaker 2: Elevator e L e v A TV at.
Speaker 1: Jesus christ. Sorry, everyone, I don't think I have any
Speaker 1: I do here? Yeah, there we go, all right, Hannah,
Speaker 1: go for what do you want to talk to us about?
Speaker 23: I haven't for you guys.
Speaker 1: Oh all right, we'll just cut the bed that I
Speaker 1: spent a month looking for. Oh it is bad, it's quick,
Speaker 1: just in time. Is your eurethra on fire?
Speaker 2: How is that possible? I got to say as I
Speaker 2: was leaving, I didn't have time to you know, giggle
Speaker 2: my member and I felt a little bit in the
Speaker 2: undeath because I was being real quick.
Speaker 1: My boxes are all aware I use them again. Okay, Hannah,
Speaker 1: go for it? Is it just me?
Speaker 23: Do all moms like bros a good old community watch page,
Speaker 23: like a Facebook community watch page.
Speaker 2: You don't have to be a mother. You can be
Speaker 2: Mitchell fucking cheery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no.
Speaker 23: I'm the same.
Speaker 2: Why what does your mom do?
Speaker 23: Literally like our community page? Right, it's famous for people
Speaker 23: will be like, why is there a.
Speaker 4: Helicopter flying over?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 23: I need to know?
Speaker 21: Yeah, oh no, you go you go long Now.
Speaker 1: I'm part of it. I love it. I'm part of
Speaker 1: the problem. I love a community Facebook group. There's a
Speaker 1: loud thunderclap, I don't run to see if Hayden's okay.
Speaker 1: I check to see if my neighbors also agree that. Yes,
Speaker 1: in fact, there was just loud thunder.
Speaker 23: Even you know, there'll be sirens and I'll be like, oh,
Speaker 23: what's that about. My mum will be like check the page.
Speaker 2: See. I actually kind of love that because we don't
Speaker 2: have any I don't have anything like that for you know,
Speaker 2: Summer Hill. I actually joined one and there's nothing in there.
Speaker 2: It's not active at all.
Speaker 1: No, I wishould leave locals wasn't fucking active fun. Anytime
Speaker 1: someone sees a cat, they go lost cat, That cat's
Speaker 1: fucking walking.
Speaker 2: That would bum me out so much.
Speaker 1: That's all about Mitch.
Speaker 23: People go to the extent of being like, okay, there's
Speaker 23: a helicopter flying over. Let me go on to flight radar,
Speaker 23: take the screenshot of why on Earth this person is
Speaker 23: flying around and put it on that page.
Speaker 1: So the whole world known Mitchell. Summer Hill people seven
Speaker 1: point three thousand members, ten daily posts.
Speaker 2: Yeah a minute, and it there's nothing interesting.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe there's not much going on in Summer Hill.
Speaker 2: There really is that. Maybe I should stir some shit.
Speaker 1: I'm going to join and just go bomb in the
Speaker 1: town square.
Speaker 2: It's the group that is so not funny. Do you
Speaker 2: have like, have either of you ever had like a
Speaker 2: Facebook group for your apartment building? No? Apparently they're really spicy,
Speaker 2: but mine doesn't have one.
Speaker 8: What do you make money?
Speaker 2: I tried to make one for my old apartment building
Speaker 2: and it didn't take off. Hannah. Let me tell you.
Speaker 2: We got a letter from fucking strata in every household
Speaker 2: saying do not join this group. It is not sanctioned
Speaker 2: by the owner or whatever. So I tried to, you know,
Speaker 2: create a bit of a community in my shitty five
Speaker 2: doc flat and it did not work.
Speaker 1: All right, Hannah, thanks for your call. You can get
Speaker 1: in touch two nine six double one one oh six five.
Speaker 1: It is the talkback special of the podcast. Sarah in Brisbane, Hello, Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: how are you sure?
Speaker 4: God?
Speaker 2: We've been going for a while, but we've got time
Speaker 2: for a few more calls. Don't we want? What's on
Speaker 2: your mind? What's on your mind? Sarah?
Speaker 14: I have a agent for you guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, perfect, Bradley, don't go home yet. I know you're
Speaker 2: working over time, but let us do it.
Speaker 1: Go for it, Bradley, is it just me?
Speaker 14: He's tir Do you imagine classy people pooping?
Speaker 2: Oh do you imagine classes people pooping?
Speaker 14: So like the queen, so you can like she's so
Speaker 14: put together, but she's ship.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I imagine imagine the Queen doing a
Speaker 2: dumb My mom used.
Speaker 1: To tell me that the Queen pood blue.
Speaker 14: To wipe her ask for her.
Speaker 1: Maybe at this tender age of nine, she's but my
Speaker 1: mom used to say the Queen's poos were blue, and
Speaker 1: I used to buy it because she's royal and and
Speaker 1: you know, she's she's different to us. That's what my
Speaker 1: mom used to say.
Speaker 14: Maybe if you have certain like sweets, like if you
Speaker 14: have like like zombie choes and.
Speaker 2: Stuff heaven, like the taste like children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you who have you pictured? Names some classy people
Speaker 1: saying that you've pictured like.
Speaker 14: The Queen obviously and then say the pop.
Speaker 1: Really really.
Speaker 2: Like one of auck time you guys, Sarah.
Speaker 14: But yeah, so like even like or even like like
Speaker 14: I can picture her shoting, but she's big like cheeks.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine that she would have the healthier still quality.
Speaker 2: I feel like she'd have the runs a lot. Her
Speaker 2: fiber intake is not what it should.
Speaker 1: Nicki Mina, she'd have a chef and she'd have good
Speaker 1: she'd be in protein and.
Speaker 14: Rice, good good fiber, high fiber.
Speaker 1: That mixed maskata that she's always singing about, that had
Speaker 1: run straight.
Speaker 2: Through you know what I mean. I love how you
Speaker 2: put the Pope, the Queen and Nicki Minaj on the
Speaker 2: same sort of level.
Speaker 14: And say, bench Dame Judy Dench would sweat.
Speaker 1: She'd have a beat of sweat rolling down her forehead.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yes, So it's not just you, sorry, Tunnel.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's right, she's just right.
Speaker 1: She do a power run. If you've got a call
Speaker 1: and you want to make it quick, short and sharp callers,
Speaker 1: it's fun. Be nine six double one o six five.
Speaker 2: We'll squeeze a few more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Til's and Brisbane. What do you need?
Speaker 12: Hello?
Speaker 1: How are you guys going fantastic? How are you tonight?
Speaker 21: Right?
Speaker 13: I'm good. I'm not did to hersel right now, so
Speaker 13: I'm feeling great.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'll put us on speaker.
Speaker 1: Put us on speaker. I'm going to do I'm going
Speaker 1: to do a cheer up for the girls, all right,
Speaker 1: and the boys and the boys.
Speaker 13: I'm outside, I'm outside. They're actually running it right now.
Speaker 23: So there's a bit loud in there.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so they won't be able to hear me.
Speaker 2: Then I forget about it. I'm going to date to
Speaker 2: just walk in there and put us on speaker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was gonna pump. I saw that Jaylo documentary
Speaker 1: and I'm really is it good?
Speaker 2: I haven't watched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm not really a Jaylo fan, but I
Speaker 1: cried for her when she didn't get nominated for the Oscar.
Speaker 1: Really okay, I need to watch that really good?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 1: What do you need to nail hit this?
Speaker 13: I haven't?
Speaker 20: Is it just me?
Speaker 12: Are you ready for it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It's Bradley alright, the poor bastard? All right, can't you?
Speaker 1: And you know what?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 13: Should white bath towels be discontinued?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: It's going to end in disappointment, isn't it wrong?
Speaker 13: I got gifted from when I got married, and my
Speaker 13: husband and I we like toer clear of it every
Speaker 13: time because I don't know about you, but getting like
Speaker 13: black Muscara lines when I walk out of the shower,
Speaker 13: it is not really what I want to see.
Speaker 2: No, no, or just like any sort of tinted moisturizer
Speaker 2: or like BBE cream. I like to put a little
Speaker 2: bit of a face on nothing outrageous. As soon as
Speaker 2: I white, my hand's on a white towel. It happens
Speaker 2: a lot in hotels. I'm like, fuck, they're gonna find
Speaker 2: me for I am.
Speaker 1: Like a nutcase with a hotel bed sheet and tow
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. I will do whatever I
Speaker 1: want on those poor white towels.
Speaker 2: I know, I'm so disrespectful towards those. Imagine how many
Speaker 2: they would waits them throw out.
Speaker 1: Same It's really bad. Actually, what is the math behind that?
Speaker 1: I'm so rude. I'll do anything to an hotel tower.
Speaker 13: I don't understand it because I traveled a bit. Like
Speaker 13: with dancing, I wear like a full face of makeup,
Speaker 13: and then when you like sweat or you like pick
Speaker 13: up the nearest talents white and half your face is gone.
Speaker 13: It's like an oom palumpa has died on the towel.
Speaker 11: What do you look at it?
Speaker 2: An oomp palumpa.
Speaker 1: That's wowful. You can't say that term. In twenty twenty two,
Speaker 1: she's gone. Olivia's rose. Let me guess an gym? Do
Speaker 1: you have any gym. What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 2: Olivia?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? And I do what you need?
Speaker 11: Well, I've actually never heard the podcast before, so cool,
Speaker 11: tell me what's good, tell me what's popping?
Speaker 2: So did you just see us on live? And this
Speaker 2: is your first time exposed to the podcast.
Speaker 1: On what Live, TikTok, Facebook, Insta, because I'm on TikTok
Speaker 1: as well, get out? Well, I mean you've been watching
Speaker 1: the live.
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 1: This is an? Olivia's lying?
Speaker 2: So is the best friend obviously like us?
Speaker 11: Well, I kind of like I'm going on the radio guys,
Speaker 11: And she's like, what really?
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, we're a podcast Olivia, So yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, well she should we pitch the podcast to Olivia.
Speaker 2: She don't need to discovered, as we've got to give
Speaker 2: her reason to stick around.
Speaker 24: Right.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know how long. I don't know how
Speaker 2: long you were watching the Life for Olivia, but we've
Speaker 2: had quite a few of our loyal listeners call through
Speaker 2: and tell us why they enjoyed the podcast. We've had
Speaker 2: things like it's their comfort podcast. It makes them feel
Speaker 2: like they're in good company and they don't feel alone.
Speaker 2: It makes the time pass on long road trips. It's
Speaker 2: a good sense of community we've got going on here.
Speaker 1: We've been told tonight that our podcast bridges time and
Speaker 1: space and can make a four hour car drive feel
Speaker 1: like a two minute skip and jump. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What sort of podcasts do you listen to?
Speaker 11: Well, I've been listening a lot of Tony and Ron lately.
Speaker 2: Oh you, Tony's our voiceover girl. You do realize she
Speaker 2: does all our sweepers. So when you hear the female you're.
Speaker 6: Listening to, is it just me a podcast by a
Speaker 6: couple of midges.
Speaker 2: That's Tony? So you basically, if you're a fan of Tony,
Speaker 2: you may as well listen. We need a guest episode
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 1: We've known Tony for decades.
Speaker 4: Yeah, look at that it is.
Speaker 2: Scroll back far enough find an episode we did with
Speaker 2: Tony as our guest host. So there you go.
Speaker 1: I feel like you converted, Olivia.
Speaker 21: I think I have. Honestly, I think I have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have, any listener, it's cold?
Speaker 2: Is it just me if you didn't catch that part?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 11: You guys?
Speaker 1: Okay, bye, Sorry, I mean we're not here to just
Speaker 1: talk about the weather. Tara is on the Sunny Coast
Speaker 1: at thirteen is not the number. That is what I'm
Speaker 1: used to saying on my radio two nine six double
Speaker 1: one o six five. We need speed round calls. Everyone
Speaker 1: are Tara?
Speaker 2: What do you need? Tara?
Speaker 17: Hi, lovely, So I've got an gym for you.
Speaker 2: Great Bradley, you need it again?
Speaker 1: Sorry, my brain got exhausted to go for Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 17: Okay? So is it just me? Or do you?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, no no not stop you there? You
Speaker 2: finished this sentence, Bradley says, is it just me? Bit?
Speaker 2: And you finished the sentence? A you knew here?
Speaker 17: Tara, No, I'm just a dickhead.
Speaker 2: One more door just describing herself as a Dickheadara, one more?
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 17: Do old people ship with wild abandon in public toilets?
Speaker 18: What?
Speaker 2: So many ship digits to a lot of like sheet
Speaker 2: towel chat, a lot of ship chat. Okay, what do
Speaker 2: you mean with wild abandon Like do they leave skitties
Speaker 2: in the bowl or something? What are you talking about?
Speaker 17: Well, I don't know if it's the same in the
Speaker 17: men's toilet. Maybe Jemma can back me up here, but
Speaker 17: like if you go into a public toilet and there's
Speaker 17: an old lady beside you, like you know, most of us,
Speaker 17: we try to do the fireman's blanket. Make it a
Speaker 17: bit quiet blanket, you know, like quiet, my dam I'm
Speaker 17: a little bit of toilet paper.
Speaker 2: First, I've never done that before.
Speaker 1: No, I don't give a shit either, Okay, sorry, continue.
Speaker 17: But yeah, I here like particularly old ladies, and they
Speaker 17: just let her rip.
Speaker 2: Do they get a bit off the chain?
Speaker 6: Do that when they go in front of you, all
Speaker 6: after you and you know you're they're in there, Because
Speaker 6: it's like.
Speaker 1: When you work with Amanda Kells. Have you had any
Speaker 1: experiences in the RN bar once?
Speaker 2: Actually? And yep, and she did the plot she did not?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah it is. It's like.
Speaker 17: Some sort of war zone happening in the cubicle.
Speaker 1: These people have set time left on these on this
Speaker 1: and they don't want to waste any time making sure
Speaker 1: you don't hear their ships.
Speaker 2: Like sorry, I don't even care. I'm not old. And
Speaker 2: I shipped with Reckless Abandon as well, so I don't
Speaker 2: really mind. And it's like one of our earlier callers
Speaker 2: that everyone ships. Yes, it's nothing to be ashamed.
Speaker 1: Can I just say, Hayden and I are at the
Speaker 1: point in our relationship now where I ship the door open.
Speaker 17: With it is that I struggled not to laugh.
Speaker 1: Oh you can laugh, right, That's what makes life fun, Tara.
Speaker 1: You gotta laugh at them, and half of them death.
Speaker 1: They won't have hear.
Speaker 17: I don't want to shame poor June just having a
Speaker 17: little because she had some mother cole.
Speaker 20: Yeah, I have tongue.
Speaker 18: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I also feel like like shitting is fine. I don't
Speaker 2: care everyone shits, but I do draw the line of farting.
Speaker 2: I will. I don't think I'll ever be at that
Speaker 2: point in a relationship where I'll be comfortable, nor would
Speaker 2: I be happy if they fared in.
Speaker 1: Sure, you will get there and it will be fine.
Speaker 2: Are you there?
Speaker 1: We were the day three? That's it's a natural part of.
Speaker 2: It's not No, I would always want anyone i'm dating
Speaker 2: to use a bit of decorum.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, but that's like saying, oh when I get
Speaker 1: a house Like you guys haven't lived a full, long
Speaker 1: term four year plus relationship. Trust me, things change when
Speaker 1: you've read the four year mark.
Speaker 17: I haven't heard a fart until you've heard an elderly
Speaker 17: woman's got.
Speaker 2: Around, and they do really pack a punch to the oldies.
Speaker 2: I just don't think they care as much anymore, nor
Speaker 2: should they.
Speaker 6: I agree Ashley Ashley comments. To be fair, they probably
Speaker 6: can't hear themselves shitting.
Speaker 1: I think I made that actually, Yes, all right, Katie's
Speaker 1: in the quarry Park, Carlo, Katie, what do you want
Speaker 1: to say?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 12: God?
Speaker 23: Helloy?
Speaker 22: When are you going to start giving out some free stuff?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Well, last episode?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the rule that every single caller that comes
Speaker 2: on with it. Is it just me or for any reason?
Speaker 2: I suppose they can hit up prize Keeper Jenner and
Speaker 2: they get a free pop socket.
Speaker 6: So I didn't know that it doesn't include today.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: No, it can't back data. Is that the rule?
Speaker 2: No, Well, if they've come on today, we.
Speaker 1: Should have set that up at the start and we
Speaker 1: would add a million goals.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was going to mention it at the end because
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put a call through for genuine reasons.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh so like the extene kept a record, we can't.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 2: No, guys, are you fucking you here? It's always been
Speaker 2: the rule. If you hear yourself on the podcast, you
Speaker 2: message prize keeper Jenna. Remember when we did the review here,
Speaker 2: but you.
Speaker 1: Think you set that up at a start. I have
Speaker 1: to Katie's been sitting here for an hour and forty
Speaker 1: five trying to get on to talk about her free prize.
Speaker 2: So were you now taking the prizes back?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, I just didn't realize we were
Speaker 1: doing the You know me, I would have got prize
Speaker 1: giving music.
Speaker 2: Oh, we said last week. But that's how it works anyway.
Speaker 1: I thought it didn't mean it.
Speaker 15: Thought today was an exception. Yeah, okay, I'll send you on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to DM Jennerer.
Speaker 1: Congratulations, I will do color.
Speaker 2: Do you want? You can do that?
Speaker 15: The yellow yellow? Okay, it's cool.
Speaker 20: Thanks guys, and Katie.
Speaker 1: Can you contribute something like very prize? So add something
Speaker 1: to the world please.
Speaker 22: And I I've really got nothing.
Speaker 1: She's just sur prise.
Speaker 2: I like it now. You got to give you.
Speaker 1: That's what they call it the rad all right, thank you, Katie.
Speaker 1: She's gone. She's gone.
Speaker 2: The reason I was saving it until the end so
Speaker 2: that like half those callers won't even listen back to
Speaker 2: the podcast only if they list it's a taxi. You
Speaker 2: fucking idiots tried to throw me.
Speaker 1: Under the bus. Well, you know, my old the beach
Speaker 1: nine six double one one O six five will do
Speaker 1: a last one last call.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see that your brain is starting to
Speaker 2: fake because we've done a longer episode than normal.
Speaker 1: Yes, my number has started to fade. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: Your number is starting to faith.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my phone hasn't stopped ringing. Why one of the
Speaker 1: boxes on the desk had my mobile number on it.
Speaker 1: People have been called. Oh my god, that's why I've
Speaker 1: been a bit distracted. I have had eighteen calls and
Speaker 1: the listener text me said, hey, FYI meet You should
Speaker 1: remove the box. It's got your addressing, your phone number.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: Because when Zain came in, he put one of them
Speaker 6: on top here that.
Speaker 15: Look and it was sitting up. He sabotaged us.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Well this has been the best episode ever.
Speaker 2: That is just brilliant.
Speaker 1: I was called a bitch, Dr Gabe.
Speaker 2: To be fair, you did ask him the question, you said,
Speaker 2: who do you think is the bigger beach?
Speaker 1: Is the one that pictures to his friends are shut
Speaker 1: up and he's dm crawling back for forgiveness. I'm noticed it.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I won't read it that because he's been blocked.
Speaker 2: I'm just so fractile.
Speaker 1: Final call now, I'm just trying to entertain. I can.
Speaker 1: I'll be happy, I really can better reply to him.
Speaker 1: I will, I will. I'm nine six double one one
Speaker 1: o six five. In the meantime, we should do.
Speaker 4: This WSFM time saber traffic and we're national.
Speaker 1: So the Perth Highway is Chuckers, so is the Sacramento
Speaker 1: let Way.
Speaker 2: In all honesty, all events. If you if you are
Speaker 2: currently listening and you manage to get on the show,
Speaker 2: you're one of our callers. Yeah, hit up at a
Speaker 2: couple of inches on Instagram to claim your prize, and.
Speaker 1: We need a final call, wrap it all up, but positive, No,
Speaker 1: it's something nice, something fun. It's Kayler on thirteen nine
Speaker 1: six double one one six. Kayla.
Speaker 2: If you're our last call, I say you better be good.
Speaker 1: Go out with a bang kk.
Speaker 17: I've got a better one than I'm picking drugs.
Speaker 2: Good order, better than better than drugs and dick okay,
Speaker 2: I've got the list out.
Speaker 4: Go all right.
Speaker 17: Really, when you get like macas or something and they
Speaker 17: put an extra nugget in, yeh.
Speaker 2: That's never happened to me, break my day.
Speaker 1: That is hot. That is hot.
Speaker 2: When I worked at maccos, I did occasionally try and
Speaker 2: throw a bonus nugging just to make someone day. But
Speaker 2: I think my manager cottoned onto it because I got
Speaker 2: in trouble, and then she would count them every time
Speaker 2: I was in charge of making a nugget. Wow, I
Speaker 2: was like, it says ten pack, but there's room for eleven.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna make someone's day. I might make Kayla's day.
Speaker 1: Hey, Kayla, fantastic last call for talkback Tings live for
Speaker 1: the first time.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Kayla, Thank you, I love you, dar and
Speaker 2: thanks everyone that called. I forgets to claim your prize.
Speaker 1: Is she cutie? I really quite like her. Yeah, what
Speaker 1: great calls we got to.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to find the closing music? Mitch needs
Speaker 2: to go to bed. It's been quite a marathon.
Speaker 1: He really has. And I've been pressing all the calls.
Speaker 1: My fingers are bruising, battered.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've just been standing, remember.
Speaker 1: You guys ghastly into believing that the big fucking slury
Speaker 1: didn't exist.
Speaker 2: No, I just said I'd never heard of it, and
Speaker 2: I wanted someone to call in and verify the information.
Speaker 1: Why do they keep that up? That could have been
Speaker 1: a national icon.
Speaker 2: It's just because it's branded that's that becomes a bit weird.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like you don't have Australian Banana's plasid on
Speaker 2: the Australian Banana, the Big Banana.
Speaker 1: Hey, guys, thank you for listening to the first ever
Speaker 1: live talk back tings.
Speaker 2: I love how you didn't throw an annual. Have you
Speaker 2: now changed your mind?
Speaker 1: I'm fucking done with it? It's then happening again.
Speaker 2: No, it's fine.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: I think it's because you're needy and people were mean
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: Needy but multiple shot wounds in the thighs four callers joking.
Speaker 1: Now I know, I'm actually not. I'm fine with it all.
Speaker 2: Sorry. You just looked at me with so much pain
Speaker 2: in your eyes and it's like you're welling up. You're like,
Speaker 2: I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Now, I swear next week, why don't we do this?
Speaker 1: Why don't we get Blue Heaven and Glime milkshakes and
Speaker 1: we'll try them on the show.
Speaker 2: How are we going to get them?
Speaker 1: I'll find them, Okay, I'll find them. I'll find them.
Speaker 2: Not to get them on Facebook marketplace? Do you love that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? If I can't find IM's gonna squeeze a lime
Speaker 1: into a milk. Now, if you want to get in
Speaker 1: touch a couple of mitches, slide into the DM. So
Speaker 1: back next week with an og show a Classic Show
Speaker 1: episode one hundred and twelve.
Speaker 2: This has been an absolute hoot, idiot, Thanks for getting
Speaker 2: amongst it. We'll catch you next week.
Speaker 6: So you, guys, is it just me a podcast by
Speaker 6: a couple of mitches.
Speaker 1: Make sure you've hit to follow on your podcast.
Speaker 2: Right now if you're watching on Facebook or TikTok. Now's
Speaker 2: the time where we record the secret segment and it's
Speaker 2: a secret from you. Okay, you're going to have to
Speaker 2: listen to the actual podcast when it comes out tomorrow
Speaker 2: if you want to hear the rest of it.
Speaker 1: We are closing off, so see Facebook Live. You can
Speaker 1: show off Sam if he's out there. Bye, guys, I'll
Speaker 1: get everyone saying goodbye. They're so sweet.
Speaker 2: Can I just say that someone on TikTok a couple
Speaker 2: of people. Actually I saw people watching on TikTok live.
Speaker 2: They were commenting Mitch as in me, Mitch, stopped checking
Speaker 2: yourself out on the camera. But look, the camera lens
Speaker 2: is directly It's like my line of sight is right there,
Speaker 2: so it looks like I'm just staring at myself with
Speaker 2: my own reflection.
Speaker 1: I did notice that a couple of moments in, but no,
Speaker 1: it's it's just the camera.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Oh no, I've missed it. Well, Jess. The
Speaker 2: podcast is out tomorrow. Everything that just happened and more.
Speaker 1: Can I just say the amount of people that are
Speaker 1: putting this up on there, they're watching on their on
Speaker 1: their TVs. Oh crazy.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen any of that yet. Also, Sam, are
Speaker 2: those grapes even that bad? Can you believe the abuse
Speaker 2: I got?
Speaker 3: That's fine, thank you all the problems.
Speaker 1: They're not that bad.
Speaker 2: But I've had better, Yeah, just a bit like me
Speaker 2: and my co hosts.
Speaker 1: Excuse you have not had better?
Speaker 2: I've had many. I've had more co hosts than hot dinners.
Speaker 1: We have to this point, and you fucked more cor
Speaker 1: hosts than man.
Speaker 2: What No, that's not true. I haven't rooted any mine,
Speaker 2: none of them, No, Achelan, Alicia, Mitchell, Cherry, all right, Hey,
Speaker 2: have I rooted any of them?
Speaker 24: No?
Speaker 2: Because he signed that n DA he didn't want to
Speaker 2: admit to.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what a marathon. That was. Well done,
Speaker 1: Sam for taking all the calls.
Speaker 15: Well done, Sam, thank you, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that. Okay, I'm going to end this TikTok
Speaker 2: live so we can record the bonus segment.
Speaker 1: Right see everybody, bye. Well, this is the secret segment.
Speaker 1: We haven't stopped.
Speaker 2: Oh, I haven't said Welcome to ad Debris the secret
Speaker 2: segment on the end, I have to bounce.
Speaker 1: Sam's going.
Speaker 24: But the amount of calls that we got was insanely.
Speaker 24: We had full board more or less the entire time.
Speaker 2: You did look busy out there.
Speaker 24: I did not expect to be as busy as I'm
Speaker 24: fucking thanks. I worked harder on the episode of this
Speaker 24: show then the entire week I produced me to show once.
Speaker 3: Yes, really yeah, and that's true.
Speaker 1: I actually read that chaos.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't say that because he's feeling fragile.
Speaker 2: You just the boot and he said that our podcast
Speaker 2: gets more callers than his radio show. That's not real,
Speaker 2: he said, Well, he said he worked harder today than
Speaker 2: a whole week on your show.
Speaker 24: I just care more.
Speaker 1: About this than he's ever done. I'll just turned my micf.
Speaker 2: No, I've realized that Mitch has like a diss threshold,
Speaker 2: like he can handle a couple. But then when there's
Speaker 2: three with it three.
Speaker 1: I think I cut off about the fifth.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's when I'm like, yeah, he can handle
Speaker 2: a couple.
Speaker 1: Just people aren't smart, are they. They just don't realize
Speaker 1: if you go on someone's show, you don't walk in
Speaker 1: someone's house. Its awful. What's HATEA that's awful?
Speaker 2: You didn't say my greats were awful.
Speaker 1: I did. That was only because I was feeling attacked.
Speaker 1: I was a wounded dog. I was trying out on
Speaker 1: me cick my wounds in the near You know, you're
Speaker 1: the nearest, the nearest dog, you're the lowest. Janis Kleiser.
Speaker 1: I am going through the Facebook to the comments. People
Speaker 1: are going crazy. I feel like people must have been shy,
Speaker 1: like some people to.
Speaker 2: Tell you that we were live on my Facebook page
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't even look at that.
Speaker 2: Yep, it's obviously got way more.
Speaker 1: Janet, did you put us on on WSFM?
Speaker 15: Yes, we're all live on WSFMAN.
Speaker 2: I'm not even When Sam and I were setting up
Speaker 2: the Facebook live, it gave me a list of all
Speaker 2: the pages that I manage, and you just ticked the
Speaker 2: ones you wanted on and I'm like, check it on
Speaker 2: studio team. If you want, check it on iHeart check
Speaker 2: it on Dona Art Primary School.
Speaker 15: That's brilliant.
Speaker 1: They all get it. Look at all these comments people,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of you know. The weird thing was
Speaker 1: we circled back to Towls multiple times. We circled back
Speaker 1: to lives many times, and we circled back to shit
Speaker 1: many times. Yeah, that should be the name of the episode,
Speaker 1: tow Ship Lives.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm write back down Funny Lime.
Speaker 1: Shiitt in town. What was the order was lime, limetowers
Speaker 1: and ship. Yeah, okay, I'm going through the comments.
Speaker 2: You know you could do that later. You could just
Speaker 2: have a conversation with me.
Speaker 1: But I missed stuff like this high from Inverell. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm so glad I went to the comments.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: All right, Sam, you have to go. What are you
Speaker 1: doing tonight? I've got.
Speaker 24: Fun get very drunk and sing karaoke and choices of songs.
Speaker 2: I just love a good like old school ballad.
Speaker 24: Yeah, time after time.
Speaker 2: That's not it's more like a belter you know. That's
Speaker 2: Selene do on where it's like baby, baby baby.
Speaker 8: Like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's os up the octave that I couldn't be
Speaker 2: fucked or like might go to with that What's up
Speaker 2: fall on Blonde?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I do Kate Bush running up that
Speaker 1: hill just at the moment because I'm really into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 2: A lot of Carrioke machines wouldn't have it because it
Speaker 2: wasn't popular until like a week ago.
Speaker 15: It was pretty puppular.
Speaker 2: It was right, yes, No, it's like obviously had way
Speaker 2: more success now than it ever did back in the day.
Speaker 2: It wasn't unknown like an album track. Yeah, yeah, it'd
Speaker 2: be like replay from Chromatica, just randomly going back. So
Speaker 2: not a good example.
Speaker 1: That is my favorite song. And on the remix album,
Speaker 1: I like the Elton John one so dramatic.
Speaker 2: We played oh my God, a fine from Above and
Speaker 2: it was so cool.
Speaker 1: I listened it on the plane and I did think
Speaker 1: we were having a wing engine problem at one point,
Speaker 1: but that Elton's edited voice. Hell, but it was Elton John.
Speaker 2: I listened to art pot whenever I'm tired because I
Speaker 2: remember once Lady Gaga saying in an interview, the way
Speaker 2: that the songs are stracted, the music is designed to
Speaker 2: wake you up. Oh and ever since she said that
Speaker 2: it's pure placebo effect. But I listened to art pop
Speaker 2: and I'm like, Wow, I'm so awake now because she
Speaker 2: said that, you believe it. If she'd never said that,
Speaker 2: I wouldn't have made a difference about he needs caffeine, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'd like one, to be honest, you'd like one caffeine.
Speaker 3: It's just one caffe What can I get for you today?
Speaker 2: I could get one caffeine one apple.
Speaker 1: The amount of people fucking yelling at us.
Speaker 2: About that, I know I didn't see anyone yelling at
Speaker 2: us read a book? Is that after I posted the
Speaker 2: video boldly? It was the confidence with which you said
Speaker 2: the precise amount you said? Did you know an apple
Speaker 2: has the exact same amount of caffeine as a one
Speaker 2: shot coffee?
Speaker 1: I know I was there.
Speaker 2: But where'd you get that?
Speaker 1: Someone told me once a doctor? Actually, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: a doctor. There's no fucking way doctor gay would never
Speaker 1: go to his fucking surgery. Oh why do you hate
Speaker 1: doctor Gaye? He doesn't. Sorry, but he's.
Speaker 2: Also a emedic. It doesn't have a surdery. I would
Speaker 2: hope you don't go to with Thurdery.
Speaker 1: He's got a surgery at the back of a van.
Speaker 1: I'm calling fair trade that's rude and unhealthy.
Speaker 2: Sam, you're going to be late, darling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've got a party. I've got a fucking
Speaker 1: masquerade party. What's that? You gotta wear a mask?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Fuck? That sounds itchy.
Speaker 1: It does sound itchy. And I had to go get
Speaker 1: a mask today, an only mask that would fit my head.
Speaker 1: None of the maskarade ones, like the classic Eye mask
Speaker 1: would fit my head. So I had to get the
Speaker 1: squid Game mask.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Just like it looks like a fencing mask. It's a
Speaker 1: whole head mask.
Speaker 15: How is that masquerade?
Speaker 1: It's not, but it's the only mask that would fit
Speaker 1: me otherwise, the Phantom of the Opera, you know how
Speaker 1: it's a half mask. I was wearing four masks, but
Speaker 1: they're so small in my head it looked like the
Speaker 1: Phantom half mask.
Speaker 2: What kind of evil prick throws a maskerade party when
Speaker 2: we're just getting back to normal after that. Yeah, we've
Speaker 2: just had two years of wearing masks.
Speaker 1: B Well, his name is Matt and it's met Gala
Speaker 1: themed and he's calling it the Matt Guard. Of course,
Speaker 1: very self indulgent. Of course is gay?
Speaker 2: I quite like there's no play on words of my name. No,
Speaker 2: there's heaps were not party themes Glitch Mitch and the Matrix.
Speaker 1: And everyone compete as themselves. From a different timeline, I'd
Speaker 1: be thin mm hmm, generally blonde. What would you be
Speaker 1: from another timeline? I was also blonde another time.
Speaker 2: So odd.
Speaker 1: But a different timeline is like a different different timeline
Speaker 1: is like you in the multiverse. Like there's the theory
Speaker 1: that there's a billion Mitchell Coombs all doing that all
Speaker 1: took different.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you meant me from a different point
Speaker 2: in time.
Speaker 1: No, no, No, it means like if Mitchell Coumbs never
Speaker 1: left bogan Gate, that would be the Mitchell Combs that
Speaker 1: would go to that party. That would actually be a
Speaker 1: good thing if.
Speaker 2: I pursued my original childhood dream of becoming a hairdresser,
Speaker 2: corrects Mitchell.
Speaker 1: Oh, you have an eyebrown piercing and a boyfriend named Trent.
Speaker 2: And I'd probably have lip fillers.
Speaker 1: No, he'd be an R M.
Speaker 2: Williams. What would I be like as a hairdresser? I
Speaker 2: probably have horrific like arthritists in my hair. You had
Speaker 2: RSI from clicking a mouse or too many hand imagine
Speaker 2: I actually worry about hair dressers a.
Speaker 1: Lot same my had dress would Needa always rabbits on
Speaker 1: about her hand, like I keep cutting, I go, let's
Speaker 1: talk more cut.
Speaker 2: But like it's just you're asking for it. If you're
Speaker 2: a hairdresser, an rs I your hands. I meant to
Speaker 2: do this all day.
Speaker 1: No, you're right, we're not built for that. That's why
Speaker 1: there's special scissors. And they've got like the little ring
Speaker 1: that you put in. I can't explain there's scissors. They
Speaker 1: have an extra hole.
Speaker 2: Oh is that right?
Speaker 1: Google hairdressing scissors.
Speaker 2: Now. Anyway, so you're wearing, yeah, you'd be.
Speaker 1: Mitching the matrix.
Speaker 2: We could do witch or cubes will come as wich
Speaker 2: wicked themed. Oh, we could do that. I'd be alphabet Alphabet.
Speaker 1: You're an idiot. Who else is there? Glendale?
Speaker 2: Glendale and Alphabet?
Speaker 1: I saw that one.
Speaker 13: This is awful.
Speaker 1: What I'm not a wicked guy?
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's good. It took me a second watch
Speaker 2: to actually get into it. Okay, I know that it's
Speaker 2: not like a Netflix show, and like having a second
Speaker 2: watch is kind of a pricing commitment. Yeah, but it
Speaker 2: was worth it.
Speaker 1: Imagine going I'm not really into carnival cruisers, but I
Speaker 1: went on a second crew. It's better the second time.
Speaker 2: You just have to push through the first one.
Speaker 1: You know, my first private JED I didn't enjoy, so
Speaker 1: I booked a second one.
Speaker 2: No, no, trust me, just like, give it time, you'll
Speaker 2: get into it.
Speaker 1: It wasn't until the second PJ that I really thought
Speaker 1: this is familiar.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm most worried about.
Speaker 1: I'm very worried that you haven't Google's hairdressing. Please look
Speaker 1: at them, I did. Oh, and were you shocked at all?
Speaker 2: They just look like there's no second ring?
Speaker 8: Is?
Speaker 2: Can I finish what I was gonna say?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: I'm worried because we just did that whole thing on
Speaker 2: Facebook Live, and I forgot to be mindful of my
Speaker 2: paone expressions. So if any of those callers I was
Speaker 2: like pooring get them off, you would have seen me
Speaker 2: be like, no good.
Speaker 1: There was one call that I noticed you grimmus and
Speaker 1: I went, oh that's bold.
Speaker 2: Yeah I forgot, But also go back.
Speaker 1: And watch your pinpoint the moment someone text me and
Speaker 1: I realized that I've docked myself and I'm getting out.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I knew something was happening over there. I did point
Speaker 2: out to you. Oh, because as you handed me the
Speaker 2: box to check, you put it right up against the
Speaker 2: camera lens on my tiktop.
Speaker 1: I'm an idiot here ready, I put this the hairdressing
Speaker 1: xisses up on the big screen. This is from Exclusive
Speaker 1: Shees dot com dot au. So you, Mitch, they're like made,
Speaker 1: so you do.
Speaker 2: It's not a second ring.
Speaker 1: No, but that I meant that.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's.
Speaker 15: Three hundred and sixty dollars.
Speaker 1: He had attention your scissors. This is how you properly
Speaker 1: use stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not that amy.
Speaker 20: Look.
Speaker 1: Oh god, it's a one minute video over it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I lost interest. I'm just looking in the Facebook group.
Speaker 2: Talicia just went full angry mum on everyone.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 2: She says, if any of your dare to ring Mitchell
Speaker 2: Cheery's number, you're going to get a flaming bag of
Speaker 2: blue shit popped out Queen lives on your doorstep. Lose it,
Speaker 2: forget it, delete.
Speaker 1: Your Screenshow oh that's very sweet.
Speaker 2: Yes, how far into the video do you reckon the
Speaker 2: number was visible?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but we might have to delete it.
Speaker 2: I'm just looking at the video now, I can't even see.
Speaker 6: It, and I'm pretty sure someone commented that they had
Speaker 6: it on the TV and they couldn't see it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't see it at all.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can't see it to see. Oh it's fine.
Speaker 2: I don't know how anyone got the number. How many
Speaker 2: people called you?
Speaker 1: I had about eight miss calls fuck off and a
Speaker 1: text saying, hey, remove a box because I just got
Speaker 1: your number from this Hell it's not there. Maybe when
Speaker 1: Zane puts it up. Yeah. No, I don't know what happened.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I don't mind. How can I do anyway?
Speaker 1: I reckon, You're safe, Okay, I don't know how they
Speaker 1: got my number.
Speaker 2: Then remember that time you accidentally we were on Instagram
Speaker 2: live and you filmed me putting my phone pin in
Speaker 2: and you freaked out and you deleted the video and
Speaker 2: then I was like, why did you do that? I
Speaker 2: can change my phone pit easily and also how is
Speaker 2: someone ever going to get their hands on my But
Speaker 2: this this is very different. You can't just change it number,
Speaker 2: can you?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: I could, but I don't want to.
Speaker 2: I still don't know how they Yeah, read me the
Speaker 2: tech honestly, don't um it was me.
Speaker 1: Fine, Hey, you should remove the box in front of
Speaker 1: Jenna with your address and phone number on it, so
Speaker 1: they could see it, Like how I can't You could
Speaker 1: see some of your address from time to time when
Speaker 1: it would move.
Speaker 2: Who was moving the box? It's a box, It just
Speaker 2: sits there.
Speaker 15: There's look, there's no way you can see that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's full of shit. Although they are calling you, so.
Speaker 1: There's no caller ID, so they knew what they were doing.
Speaker 2: All I'm saying is no one should bother going to
Speaker 2: find the Facebook live video because it's actually not visible.
Speaker 1: It was only on my.
Speaker 2: TikTok that you saw it, and that's not up.
Speaker 1: Oh, I don't mind.
Speaker 2: You'd be quite grateful for the attention.
Speaker 5: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to be honest, I like it. Keep texting guys.
Speaker 1: Oh well that was successful. I mean that could have
Speaker 1: gone either way, to be honest.
Speaker 10: It could have.
Speaker 15: No, it's been fun.
Speaker 1: It's been real fun. What are we doing tonight, Mitchell?
Speaker 8: You do?
Speaker 6: You know what?
Speaker 2: It's weird because I've been thinking to myself, like the
Speaker 2: last few weeks, Oh, I really need like a weekend
Speaker 2: of nothing. Like you know, I keep going out, I
Speaker 2: keep drinking, I keep getting hung over. It's just not good.
Speaker 2: I need like a chill weekend in. And now that
Speaker 2: I have one, it's a bit different because because it
Speaker 2: wasn't deliberate, I just genuinely have not had anyone invite
Speaker 2: me to anything. Yeah, and so I've just been sitting,
Speaker 2: especially because Jordan's not home too, He's out of town
Speaker 2: and I'm sitting at home. It's like, oh, I mean,
Speaker 2: I knew I needed this, but it doesn't feel good
Speaker 2: when it's.
Speaker 1: Not my plan alone with your thoughts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was a bit lonely last night.
Speaker 1: Actually, oh really. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I know that this is good
Speaker 2: for me, but I think it would have hit different
Speaker 2: if I was like I had been invited to something.
Speaker 2: I said, no, no, I need a night in.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But when I was invited to nothing, I was like, oh, you.
Speaker 1: Would have liked to have had the option. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and I get that. Yeah, I would have liked the
Speaker 1: option to canceled this masquerade party to it.
Speaker 2: You love canceling parties.
Speaker 1: No, I won't. We actually have three invites tonight. I
Speaker 1: don't want to go to any of them. Sorry, yeah,
Speaker 1: he'll be there.
Speaker 2: I fucking rab it in there you go. You might
Speaker 2: be the bitchiest myth, but you're the more popular one, apparently,
Speaker 2: oh you, but not.
Speaker 1: In this fucking circle. I got three school friends really
Speaker 1: now it's like a mixture of old friends, new friends,
Speaker 1: school friends, the holy Trinity of.
Speaker 2: Friends, church friends, church friends, Zumba friends, friends.
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 2: It's me on the fly?
Speaker 1: Squash?
Speaker 2: No good?
Speaker 1: No, oh shit, I forgot another party. My dentist friends,
Speaker 1: My dentists moved clinics and tried to poach me. Is
Speaker 1: that how things work? She's like, Hi, I've moved, Please
Speaker 1: come to my clinic.
Speaker 2: Mine did that? My not my dentist, but my who
Speaker 2: was it? My psychiatrists? Oh, the one that prescribes mixture,
Speaker 2: my ADHD men. And we're just in a groove of
Speaker 2: things now. He teller helps me and goes good, they
Speaker 2: still work. And I'm like, yep, and he goes great,
Speaker 2: write a prescription. I've got it, And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't want to go through the process of having to
Speaker 2: get a new one and then having to explain everything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my doctor was sick the other week, which is ironic,
Speaker 1: And I had a new doctor and the rigmarole of
Speaker 1: it all and setting it up and my partner and
Speaker 1: no partner, you know, Yeah, it's a whole thing.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should reach out to my greyhound raising friends.
Speaker 1: You should keep you could keep in touch with them.
Speaker 2: I don't think you should touch.
Speaker 1: They're thick as they are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't they don't.
Speaker 15: I don't think they're nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: True, Actually, my zoomber friends are really nice.
Speaker 1: I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course if you compare them to your drive
Speaker 2: by shooting friends.
Speaker 6: True, true, but some of them were nice to begin with.
Speaker 1: No, my favorite group. If you've ever been to Jenner's
Speaker 1: house when the terrorism friends are around, Yeah.
Speaker 6: But they're always a whop, always always.
Speaker 1: I always want to go on a plane. Calm down, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking darker.
Speaker 2: I need to catch up with my parallel parking friend.
Speaker 1: They're talented. Yeah, hi girl, that's been a Oh my
Speaker 1: left side sleeper friends, Oh my god, No, I'm more
Speaker 1: of a right side sleeper. That's done me. I think
Speaker 1: I am cool. How long that was at a long show?
Speaker 1: It felt like it was ten minutes.
Speaker 2: The tears in your eyes as you say that to me,
Speaker 2: I'm yawning.
Speaker 1: Let's play this game. Who was our worst caller? That's Ruth,
Speaker 1: the one who said that blue drinks tastes like children. No, No,
Speaker 1: she was fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: That's why I loved her.
Speaker 1: She was a computer. At one point she went, I
Speaker 1: am not a human what she did? No?
Speaker 2: Yeah she did.
Speaker 1: Actually Fluffy was good.
Speaker 15: Yeah, I like she's always good.
Speaker 1: Will calling then his mother calling.
Speaker 15: That was cute.
Speaker 1: It's cute. That's cute. Jump on the same call. Save
Speaker 1: save the credit, well prepaid credit for yeah, save the
Speaker 1: Doto credit. Do you remember getting your credit from the
Speaker 1: calls front counter and it was on a fucking long receipt.
Speaker 15: Receipt you just.
Speaker 1: Did one code.
Speaker 2: I saved so much money with that with credit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I bought my I bought my my phone outright,
Speaker 2: and because I was prepaid with Virgin Mobile at the time,
Speaker 2: which is no longer with this rip.
Speaker 1: Virgin Mobile no longer around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got converted to optis automatically. Anyway, if you
Speaker 2: recharge your credit the day before it expired, it would
Speaker 2: carry over. And so I had accumulated like four grand
Speaker 2: in credit, Oh my god. And so once a month
Speaker 2: I would just go and buy the cheapest credit, which
Speaker 2: was like ten bucks. And I was paying ten dollars
Speaker 2: a month for my credit. Shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're going to see once a month. Did
Speaker 1: you just do a ten hour call with a friend
Speaker 1: in Sweden?
Speaker 2: No, no, because it never expired if you topped it
Speaker 2: up the day before and one day they got you.
Speaker 2: I forgot, I let it slip. I didn't top up,
Speaker 2: so my four grand gone and I was like, mat as,
Speaker 2: I'll get in your phone. Then on a plan it
Speaker 2: is just me or do you not understand what data is?
Speaker 1: Because it's like a half gigs of data? And what
Speaker 1: is data? What do you mean I'm always on the internet.
Speaker 1: Does that makes sense?
Speaker 2: I have it written down in my notes. It was
Speaker 2: probably gonna end up in Janice junk one day, but
Speaker 2: it was literally, is data such a scam? Because I've
Speaker 2: got so many notifications barking up my puss, being like, Hi,
Speaker 2: your iclone story is full, your Google story is full,
Speaker 2: and I pay for both. Yeah, I pay for both,
Speaker 2: And I'm like, how much to what do I need?
Speaker 2: I've done, I've gone and deleted shit, and I think
Speaker 2: they just line to me now.
Speaker 1: But I'm talking about data in the plan when they're
Speaker 1: like a limited talk, a limited text, six gigs of data.
Speaker 1: I remember when six.
Speaker 2: That's like you're roaming, Like if you are not on
Speaker 2: wi Fi and you go on the internet.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, why do we like, can't we just have unlimited?
Speaker 2: There are plans that are unlimited these days.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got my most recent plan. It was actually
Speaker 2: cheaper because I was using I think they looked. They
Speaker 2: said on average, you use thirteen percent of your monthly data.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, yeah, you're right. Everywhere I go I
Speaker 2: have WiFi, so I never use it.
Speaker 1: Yep, i'd be the same.
Speaker 2: I think, oh my god, my throat's given away.
Speaker 1: We've been going for it and maybe we should clock
Speaker 1: off everyone. That was a very fun first potentially annual.
Speaker 1: We'll talk back things life. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 1: He's Saturday night, after all. True, and that's why we
Speaker 1: did everyone saying why the fuck when we listen back?
Speaker 1: We did it Saturday night because people aren't at work
Speaker 1: and people can call through and they're at home before
Speaker 1: going out before dinner, so we timed it well.
Speaker 2: Before we go, Can you explain one thing to me?
Speaker 2: Because I said to you, oh, are we still doing Saturday?
Speaker 2: And you said yeah? And I said, what time do
Speaker 2: you reckon? We do like five pm or six pm?
Speaker 2: And you said, oh, it's dark by six, so let's
Speaker 2: do five. And I was like, what does that have
Speaker 2: to do with anything? The darkness? And you never replied,
Speaker 2: And I still really want to know how you figured
Speaker 2: that the fucking darkness effects our ability to do a podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, it was dark when you sent that, so I
Speaker 1: didn't want to reply. No, it's winter. And my theory
Speaker 1: is that winter dark cold, like it's by the time
Speaker 1: the sun sets in winter it's freezing, and people.
Speaker 2: Are like, what's that got to do with our air control?
Speaker 1: People might be out. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It wasn't for us, it was for the listeners. I
Speaker 1: just thought people would have the sun. They can watch
Speaker 1: while the sun's setting and the sun up, the mood
Speaker 1: it's still good.
Speaker 2: But at six they're like, I'm not watching it the ship,
Speaker 2: I'm darkness. When people usually watch things at night. It's
Speaker 2: just dropped at six as soon as the sun said
Speaker 2: they were like, nah, it's dark. I can't watch a podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it here. Best caller, Sand we started, loved,
Speaker 1: We started bigger than we could ever top. He was
Speaker 1: so sensational and he was from Canada. His name's Sand
Speaker 1: that such and he got up at three in the
Speaker 1: morning Canadian time. Now, Jenny, you take these boxes out.
Speaker 1: I'm going straight to my car. I'm going to talk
Speaker 1: to either of you, and I want you to clean
Speaker 1: the message. No, look at Dot sitting out there.
Speaker 2: Jesus, it's asleep.
Speaker 1: She breathing. No, oh, she's up the glass.
Speaker 15: It's very loud.
Speaker 2: Great show everyone, Yeah, thanks everyone who got amongst it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, and we will see you next
Speaker 1: week for a normal episode. Yeah, well done.
Speaker 2: Are any of them ever really normal?
Speaker 1: Good point? I don't know why I say that, and
Speaker 1: do this?
Speaker 2: The hymn, oh, the hymn Dot? Where's the organ? We
Speaker 2: hope this podcast made you feel at least two percent
Speaker 2: better today. That's all just two percent, So let's go. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 2: see next week at you then bye bye?
Speaker 24: Is it just me?
Speaker 15: A podcast by a couple of meches.
Speaker 3: Make sure you've hit follow on your podcast.