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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody podcast sad if he

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Speaker 1: is joining us, I mean, like woods we have all

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Speaker 1: sorts of characters that come into this studio asserting many

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Speaker 1: different gifts, many talents.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean most recently rude dude. She was a talent.

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Speaker 2: She was amazing, and she proved herself. She did prove herself. Yes,

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Speaker 2: now I'm not sure yet if the same can be

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Speaker 2: said for a man named Jay who seems to think

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Speaker 2: he has a supernatural ability to spot a week on

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Speaker 2: anyone from fifty meters away?

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Speaker 3: What's that on your head?

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Speaker 4: For the last twenty years in my life, for some reason,

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Speaker 4: I've been I was the notice when someone's wearing a week.

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Speaker 5: If you're fifty, I can see that it's not right

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Speaker 5: on your head.

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Speaker 3: And we are going to put him to the test.

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Speaker 5: Somebody ever picked up on the mail I could fail miserably.

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Speaker 6: You said, you have a bit week, big in the world,

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Speaker 6: in the world extraordinary. So yeah, we spoke to him

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Speaker 6: yesterday just about you know, whether he's willing to put

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Speaker 6: this thing to the test, that he can spot any

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Speaker 6: wig within fifty meters. But as you heard there before,

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Speaker 6: like he started just revealing a little bit of hesitation

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Speaker 6: about whether he can actually.

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Speaker 1: Hit.

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, you hit a snag, but I

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Speaker 2: feel like when you hit a snag, that's, you know,

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Speaker 2: something unforeseen. Yeah, you know, I think snag. And I

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Speaker 2: hate to get into the etymology here with a rowing term, right,

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Speaker 2: you hit a snag or you know, that's catch a crab. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: the point is, the point is this wasn't a snag.

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Speaker 2: This was more like a low hanging bridge or arbor

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Speaker 2: which his head is collided with. And that low hanging

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Speaker 2: bridge was that he realized that the talent might not

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Speaker 2: work with women.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, which is fifty percent of the population, of course.

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Speaker 6: So look, before we put a whole bunch of effort

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Speaker 6: into testing his ability out, we thought we'd do a

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Speaker 6: little test right now. So we've got a guy called

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Speaker 6: Dylan on the phone right now. He works here at

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Speaker 6: the station. Hello Dylan, Hey Willam, what are you now?

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Speaker 3: Dylan?

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Speaker 6: You are on your way to go and be in

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Speaker 6: the same area as Jay the wig man.

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Speaker 3: Correct, that's correct.

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Speaker 7: We're going to do a quick little walk past him

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Speaker 7: and see if he notices.

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Speaker 3: This is the mat and you are currently wearing a wig.

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Speaker 7: Well, we've got two options here, we've got a nice

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Speaker 7: blonde looking wig is very two.

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Speaker 8: Thousand the era.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and then we've got a like a black looking

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Speaker 7: wigg as well, you guys, do you reckon? I'll go better?

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Speaker 3: Which one do you reckon?

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Speaker 6: Is like easy at a spot? Which which ones? Which

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Speaker 6: one's easier?

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Speaker 5: I feel like the black one might be.

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Speaker 7: Actually I'm not too sure because I feel like I matched.

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Speaker 5: Both sort of wigs. I have look like a blonde look.

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Speaker 8: I've got a black look, black hair look.

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Speaker 3: That is, you're very versatile, Dylan. I like that. I

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Speaker 3: like that about you.

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 6: I've got a picture of the two wigs here in

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Speaker 6: front of me. I reckon wear the blonde wig.

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Speaker 2: All right, which one do you look sexier in?

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Speaker 7: Dylan?

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Speaker 5: Definitely the blonde one.

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Speaker 3: I definitely go to the blonde man. I love that

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Speaker 3: you gotta look sexy. I think it's easier to pick

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Speaker 3: as well. So, look, the plan is this.

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Speaker 2: Going forward?

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Speaker 3: It might be red hot maybe. So basically, up next

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Speaker 3: we're calling Jay.

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Speaker 6: He thinks we're just calling him about the parameters, about

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Speaker 6: what the test is. Okay, you'll be able to hear

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Speaker 6: this entire conversation, Dylan, and then we want you to

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Speaker 6: walk past at the right moment. And if he doesn't

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Speaker 6: stop the conversations, he boys, you won't believe it.

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Speaker 3: Some of the wigs just walk past. Then I reckon.

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Speaker 3: This whole thing is off, big allwoods, big.

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Speaker 2: Hot sound effect, very good sound event.

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Speaker 9: It's true though appropriate crowd cars, Yeah, everyone's right old.

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Speaker 3: All right, Dylan, you get that wig on.

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Speaker 6: We're gonna go to a song right up next, Jay,

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Speaker 6: the wig man joins us.

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Speaker 3: Will he be able to pick the Dylan is very annoying.

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Speaker 2: Again, you've joined us, really at the best time you

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Speaker 2: could have joined us this afternoon. The rest of the

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Speaker 2: show is buddy hot. Nate Valvo is going to join us.

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Speaker 2: But at no other point during the day will we

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Speaker 2: have a man on the phone who thinks he can

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Speaker 2: pick a wig on a person, on any person from

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Speaker 7: What's that on your head?

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Speaker 4: For the last twenty years in my life, for some reason,

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Speaker 4: I've been I was the notice when someone's wearing a wig,

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Speaker 4: you'ree fifty meters from.

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Speaker 5: Me, I can see that's.

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Speaker 6: Not white on your head, Bray, and we are going

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Speaker 6: to put him to the test.

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Speaker 7: I've only ever picked up on the Mail, I could

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Speaker 7: fail miserably here.

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Speaker 2: You said you have a.

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Speaker 3: Bit wig pickers well.

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Speaker 2: In the world.

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Speaker 10: Oh my girl.

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Speaker 6: Now before we speak to Jay, he can't hear us

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Speaker 6: right now. What we've said up is his first test. Yes, So,

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Speaker 6: like I said, j can't hear us right now. But

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Speaker 6: we've got Dylan who works here at the station, who

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Speaker 6: is right near Jay.

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Speaker 3: Can can you hear us? Dylan?

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Speaker 7: I can hear you.

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Speaker 6: Okay, amazing. Now, Dylan, you are currently wearing a wig.

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Speaker 5: I am the nice dawn wig.

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Speaker 3: Excellent.

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Speaker 6: You said before the song you're looking extra sexy, which

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Speaker 6: is which is just great, good good fear. So basically

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Speaker 6: the test here is you're going to walk past Jay.

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Speaker 6: You're You're outside Jay's house, right, I am great. You're

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Speaker 6: going to walk past Jay. You're going to be in

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Speaker 6: Jay's eyesight. So technically, when we're talking to Jay Wilmer,

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Speaker 6: Jay should stop the interview and be like you wouldn't

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Speaker 6: believe it. Boys, I've just seen a wig.

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Speaker 7: Yes.

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Speaker 6: If he doesn't spot the wig, I think this whole

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Speaker 3: Full of well full of crap.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, So so I'm going to cross the j

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Speaker 2: now right, So Dylan, you're you're gonna be able to

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Speaker 2: hear this, but he's not gonna be able to hear you. Okay,

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Speaker 2: so you just you just walk in front of him.

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Speaker 2: He I mean, really, he should stop the interview. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to cross to Jay right now.

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Speaker 5: Jay, you're there. I'm on the side.

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Speaker 2: Jay, mate, talk to me. So how are you feeling

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Speaker 2: about this this week's Ponting.

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Speaker 5: Comp Look, it's it's it's a three thousand dollars wig

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Speaker 5: and the girls putting it on. It's going to be

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Speaker 5: you know, but I think nine percent we're going to

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Speaker 5: get something really good.

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Speaker 6: Okay, ninety year you think there's only one percent of

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Speaker 5: Only one percent of those wigs, you know, those real

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah.

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Speaker 2: We've spoken before about the fact that, you know a

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Speaker 2: lot of people wear wigs for medical reasons and stuff

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Speaker 2: like that. And it's over there obviously elite, they're obviously

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Speaker 2: amazing wigs that that those people there.

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Speaker 5: Are amazing with you now and you know, you know

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Speaker 5: what this is set up for? What what do you

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Speaker 7: Me?

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Speaker 6: J Hey, I told you guys, j it was a setup.

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Speaker 3: J Jan that was your first test. That was your

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Speaker 2: He's running away, Dylan, Dylan, he spotted your mate.

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Speaker 11: He got you all way not enough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you were good, Dylan. You played your role. You're

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Speaker 2: just in the line. You're in the line of the best.

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Speaker 2: You're in the eye side of the tiger.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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Speaker 9: He's the he's the man, he's the best wig picker

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Speaker 9: in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 6: To be honest with you, Jay, before, the reason we

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Speaker 6: did that first test, Mate, was because we were concerned

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Speaker 6: after talking to you yesterday. We were worried you were

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Speaker 6: getting cold feet. But it's great to see mate, that

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Speaker 6: you your bloody got it.

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Speaker 7: Mate.

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Speaker 2: I was so there was a sign in front of

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Speaker 2: He's got twenty seconds to call it out and you did.

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Speaker 3: You couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 5: Well, young girl, the young girl, we're here make it's

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Speaker 5: the corner of More and it's just that little that

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Speaker 9: That week, Yes, all right, will you pull yourself a

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Speaker 9: ticket to the next round, mate, We will putting that

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Speaker 9: skill to the test next week. Gret to your voice, legend,

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Speaker 9: have a great Friday and we'll see you in the

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Speaker 9: thunderdomere after this.

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Speaker 3: It's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 12: Things wilbur have just got a bit spicier in the

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Speaker 12: aftermath of the big divorce between Giselle Bushin and h

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Speaker 12: NRL excuse me, the NFL superstar Tom Brady. No so

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Speaker 12: huge divorce obviously, but there's news today that Giselle has

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Speaker 12: moved on with one of Tom Brady's old mates.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I take well, where do you sit with this? Like,

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Speaker 2: do you think there's an imply circle of people that

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Speaker 2: you can't hook up with after your break up with someone?

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Speaker 6: I think your ex's mates is a pretty clear black

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Speaker 6: and white. There's plenty more fish in the sea. Why

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Speaker 6: would you go if it's not. If it's unless you're

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Speaker 6: might be which potentially could be part of it, then

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Speaker 6: what is the point?

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Speaker 3: Just leave the mates behind?

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Speaker 2: Although, like you know, she might have had she might

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Speaker 2: have been you know, I know this is often the case.

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Speaker 2: She might have been kindling something with the mate while

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Speaker 2: they were because you always hear about these stories only

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Speaker 2: like left him, you know, left maybe you hear them

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Speaker 2: because they're so horrific to hear. But left him for

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Speaker 2: his best mate is a shocking story. But it does

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Speaker 2: happen a lot.

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Speaker 3: Right should I Twin famously did a switch through.

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Speaker 6: So there were two very good mate couples and they

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Speaker 6: swapped swap partners.

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Speaker 3: Really yeah, God.

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Speaker 2: Lost absolute loss for her former husband, like he's losing

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Speaker 2: out in the swap there.

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Speaker 6: Well, we don't know who the other woman was. I

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I don't think I need to but the

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Speaker 2: other But the other way to go about it is

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Speaker 6: Forbidden fruit? Well, the Romeo and Juliet factor, right, what's that? Well,

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Speaker 2: I didn't drink poison and she stabbed herself.

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Speaker 3: This is is that person immediately wants that person. Yes,

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Speaker 3: it's weird. So that's why you're always talking about your sister.

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Speaker 3: You're so keen.

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Speaker 7: To jack.

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Speaker 2: There's great comedy all over the country at the moment.

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Speaker 2: right now, and one of them is the one and

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Speaker 7: The whole the thing to be called, the thing that

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, hey mate, let's talk about your new show,

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Speaker 6: Local Nate's value Valveo. I'm reading here that you're doing

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Speaker 6: your You're doing your favorite bits from the previous twelve

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Speaker 3: I mean we're all thinking it a bit lazy.

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Speaker 7: Wow, all right back at Christmas Lights with dad?

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Speaker 5: Good stuff?

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Speaker 7: Are you going to told me to get a real job?

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Speaker 7: You're to go to UNI?

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Speaker 2: Hey, Nathan, sure you got married recently?

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Speaker 13: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Actually say congratulations? But congratulations?

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Speaker 7: No, no, no, that's me speaking to myself too. I

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Speaker 7: you know, it's a mental health things. I wrote it

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Speaker 10: Isn't it like it is achievement?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 7: You know what he was spoken on your show before

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Speaker 7: about how he's hotter than me, right, yeah, and hang on,

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Speaker 7: I'm just getting the quote because this is real. When

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Speaker 7: with a little picky, so you know, go out of

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Speaker 7: the purpose you want. Nate valvom is my intername? Say

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Speaker 7: my own name. This random gentleman commented this under the

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Speaker 7: pick and I quote. Cheers Nate Salvo for giving us

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Speaker 7: fellow five and six's hope we can land a nine

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Speaker 6: No, So did you were you offended by that or

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Speaker 7: I mean, I do like being an inspiration. It does

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Speaker 7: I'm here on this.

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Speaker 5: Earth to do.

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Speaker 7: I mean, you might not laugh at my show, but

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Speaker 2: Do you have that moment like when you're hooking up

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Speaker 2: in the day when they were like, you're the two

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Speaker 7: Well, it is a little a little trick I do

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Speaker 7: who is the hotter.

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Speaker 6: One, who settled, which one of us settled?

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Speaker 7: Who's battened down for comfort? So I feel that that's

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Speaker 2: What's the what's the goal there?

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Speaker 7: Oh no, I just like chaos that causes. I don't

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Speaker 7: it's really fun. Just ask yourself and it could be

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Speaker 7: you're the one batting up and they'll probably make you

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Speaker 7: try a little bit harder.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Nate, I've got a really good question. I want

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Speaker 2: to ask you about your wedding. Okay, so we're going

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Speaker 2: to that ex I think you had a rule regarding

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Speaker 2: But they've reveal that up next on Willing, What do you?

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Speaker 3: We've got?

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Speaker 6: Valvo on the fire fight now and torture.

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Speaker 2: This is where the torture. This is the torturous part

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Speaker 2: of the show. Hey, Nat, I was saying, well, you

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Speaker 2: idea that you didn't you didn't allow couples to have

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Speaker 10: Can you talk like that?

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Speaker 3: That's inspired?

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Speaker 7: Isn't it just incredible news for boyfriends and husbands to

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Speaker 7: I mean she and she, I'm saying she a lot

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Speaker 2: So maybe it made me realize that the reason that

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Speaker 2: and the reason you like that is just for your

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Speaker 7: Absolutely, and as an Italian and any Italians listening, the

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: So true? All right, so cut the partners. That's the

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Speaker 6: that's the take home here, Nathan.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Look, the vibe was it was quite the vibe. There

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Speaker 7: to our wedding. And it was at one point true story,

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Speaker 7: you know, the comedian Jerdine Hickey was crowdsurfing, amazing, so amazing.

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Speaker 7: She wasn't naked, but she was crowdsurfing and held up

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Speaker 6: But it's light a scene, amazing, sounds extra actually name

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Speaker 6: we were talking on this show recently about people consummating

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Speaker 6: the marriage, like whether on the actual wedding night you

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Speaker 6: go for it? Because a lot of them overwhelmingly actually

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Speaker 6: peop would have said, Nat too tired, didn't go for it?

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Speaker 3: Did you consummate the marriage on the day?

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Speaker 7: All right, how's this for a romantic story at our

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Speaker 7: own wedding. Yeah, because Cody's a triathlete, he has a

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Speaker 6: I love that And was there a tap on the

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Speaker 7: We discussed this like at midday the next day when.

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Speaker 15: We both woke up and rolled over fully clothed. So

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Speaker 15: not only did we not have any sort of special time,

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Speaker 10: Romantic, that's romantic.

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Speaker 7: This is what Australia voted yes for.

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Speaker 2: Hey, it's been so good to chat to your mate. You

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Speaker 2: can go and see Nate's news show Hit Machine, available

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Speaker 2: at comedy dot com dot Au, and make sure you

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Speaker 2: go and see nath and not the person Charlotte who

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Speaker 2: is trying to scam people using his name at the moment.

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Speaker 9: Oh.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she's pretending she's my manager, right.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm just reading it online now.

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Speaker 7: There's someone pretending to be my manager reaching out to

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Speaker 7: people asking I don't know what.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's hilarious. Does that make you feel like you've

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Speaker 3: made it because you've got like a.

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Speaker 7: Stammone Yes, But having said that, if she starts asking

450
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Speaker 7: for money, it could be me, so it's real you

451
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Speaker 7: like I wouldn't I reached out to people asking for money?

452
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Speaker 10: The similarities between you and your cat be sure starting

453
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Speaker 10: to get close.

454
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Speaker 2: That's great stuff. Well again, go and see Nathan Valvo's

455
00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:16,160
Speaker 2: brand new show Hitmachine, available Comedy dot com dot Au.

456
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 2: He's doing the comedy tour all across the country. Mate's

457
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Speaker 2: always great to have you on the show. Have a

458
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:22,359
Speaker 2: wonderful Friday and congrats again on the wedding. Mate, it's brilliant.

459
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Speaker 7: Love you both, Thank you, Bye.

460
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Speaker 3: Poor Will and Woody.

461
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:31,240
Speaker 7: Goodness after this, it's the Women Woody podcast.

462
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Speaker 2: Foota's on this weekend. If you're into the AFL at

463
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,360
Speaker 2: he's back. Obviously league has been on for a couple

464
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,840
Speaker 2: of weeks. Now you guys have had that treat. So big,

465
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 2: big weekend for the AFL fans out there. Get out there,

466
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: support your team. Whatever it means. Losing a lot of

467
00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:48,359
Speaker 2: partners in the process to a game on a square box.

468
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,800
Speaker 2: How does that make you feel? Probably pretty awful. So

469
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Speaker 2: I won't continue to talk about it. Let's talk about

470
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Speaker 2: bridget if we can, because because I lost my partner

471
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Speaker 2: to this foot don't you watched bridgeton? Yeah?

472
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Speaker 3: No, she know. I got a bit sick of it.

473
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Speaker 3: I thought the first few episodes were good because I

474
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Speaker 3: was into it, like the raciness of it.

475
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Speaker 6: Yeah, oh you're so prim and proper. But yes's dirty,

476
00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:12,440
Speaker 6: dirty scoundrels.

477
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Speaker 7: Right.

478
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Speaker 3: So here was this show on Netflix.

479
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Speaker 2: It was a hot show and truly it was hot.

480
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Speaker 2: There was a lot of sex. John and the Dinosaur,

481
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Speaker 2: j Jean paj and Demoneur.

482
00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:30,800
Speaker 3: Not the tennis player for Australia Phoebe Dinavar, Phoebe Donaball.

483
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Speaker 3: She dined on a number of herbivorees.

484
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Speaker 6: I think actually she was of all the scoundrels on

485
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Speaker 6: that show, she was she kept herself up to a

486
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Speaker 6: pretty high standard.

487
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Speaker 3: She really she fell for Jean.

488
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Speaker 1: A little.

489
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Speaker 3: Bit of French. There's to eat more to eat the.

490
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Speaker 2: Verb anyway, it's always a Friday afternoon. He was talking

491
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Speaker 2: talk show recently about the fact that obviously they moved

492
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Speaker 2: on to do another Bridge ten, he wasn't involved in

493
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Speaker 2: the next Bridgeton, and he was like, this is Awkard.

494
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Speaker 2: I'm still in the WhatsApp thread.

495
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Speaker 3: Did he die?

496
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Speaker 2: Well, that might be a spoiler. That's why I was avoiding.

497
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Speaker 3: We don't know. We actually were guessing. We're speculator.

498
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Speaker 2: When he saw two episodes, you dropped out, I was.

499
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Speaker 2: He didn't say it, But the point is they made

500
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Speaker 2: a brand new show and he was in the WhatsApp

501
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 2: thread and he was like, this is awkward. They're going

502
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Speaker 2: to have to kick me out of the WhatsApp thread. Yeah,

503
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:23,080
Speaker 2: at some stage, at substage.

504
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.

505
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Speaker 2: And he was like, and the worst part about this

506
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Speaker 2: is I I don't want to be that person that

507
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Speaker 2: everyone's like, oh geez, he got kicked out, so he

508
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 2: did the thing that. You know, it really does hurt

509
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 2: you a little bit if you're in a boy's thread

510
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Speaker 2: or a girl's thread or whatever it is, when someone

511
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Speaker 2: says they've left the chat. Yeah, but it was a

512
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Speaker 2: preemptive strike, and I think I think that takes a

513
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Speaker 2: lot of emotional maturity. Yep, agree to go. Look, I

514
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Speaker 2: know I'm about to get kicked out here. I know

515
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Speaker 2: I'm on the outer. I'm just gonna exit stage left.

516
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Speaker 3: Have you ever removed yourself or been removed from a

517
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Speaker 3: from a message group or thread.

518
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Speaker 2: I've I've removed myself. I don't think I've ever been

519
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Speaker 2: dumped from a thread.

520
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Speaker 3: Why did you remove yourself from a thread? Mh.

521
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Speaker 2: I'm just trying to think what it was.

522
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Speaker 3: I don't think too hard.

523
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Speaker 2: I might have jumped out of producer and produce a

524
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Speaker 2: threat producer l J put me in.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I remember that, LJ.

526
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Speaker 2: Sorry?

527
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Speaker 3: What was what was that thread? I remember it? And

528
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,600
Speaker 3: this was savage. I remember this. We talked about this

529
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 3: behind you. What was that we did?

530
00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 14: What?

531
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Speaker 3: What was? What wasn't?

532
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 2: We were planning this big arg It was really important

533
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:23,439
Speaker 2: so we needed to get.

534
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:24,760
Speaker 3: All the team too much.

535
00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: It was too much chat.

536
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Speaker 3: You just had a baby.

537
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Speaker 6: You just had a baby, and I reckon you just

538
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Speaker 6: come back from opportunity to leave and ljs this thread

539
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 6: for like, I was return Will's return for radio and

540
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Speaker 6: then I was in there for two days.

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Speaker 2: And not two.

542
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Speaker 6: Hours that Yeah, we started a separate thread, didn't we

543
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Speaker 6: l J?

544
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Speaker 3: And everyone was like what.

545
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Speaker 2: It wasn't included in the second one as well. Absolutely, anyway,

546
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Speaker 2: it's a shocking thing to be a part of. It

547
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Speaker 2: is a bit late on a Friday, and I would

548
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Speaker 2: love to hear some calls from you guys who've been

549
00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,600
Speaker 2: knocked out of group chat and you know how unceremonious

550
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 2: was it, because because it's got to be it's got

551
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:09,400
Speaker 2: to be a pretty a pretty nasty thing that you've

552
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Speaker 2: done to be kicked out of a WhatsApp thread, Like

553
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Speaker 2: where's the threshold here? At what point can you kick

554
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Speaker 2: somebody out?

555
00:25:14,119 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 3: Can you produce the analyse?

556
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,959
Speaker 6: Once put in our work thread a photo of Tommy

557
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Speaker 6: Lee's full front.

558
00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, now she did.

559
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 6: We obviously talked about her being removed from that thread,

560
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,400
Speaker 6: but in hindsight, she should have been.

561
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Speaker 2: Talking about her being removed. She was celebrated for that,

562
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 2: A pretty sure she won an award for it.

563
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Speaker 3: Did she really?

564
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Speaker 6: Well, I'm personally against underprofessional on the team, and I

565
00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 6: did not need to see a doodle of science.

566
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Speaker 2: It was the time. I think it was like ten

567
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Speaker 2: o'clock on a Sunday. I was hanging out with my daughter. Yeah,

568
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Speaker 2: you know what if she had the phone in her hand.

569
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Speaker 6: Exactly exactly, you know, then she's always yeah, yeah, and

570
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Speaker 6: doodles don't look like that.

571
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Speaker 3: Girls, I'm talking about daughters now right now, will we're

572
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Speaker 3: taking your calls. Thirteen one oh sixty five?

573
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Speaker 6: Have you been kicked out of a group message thread

574
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Speaker 6: or group chat?

575
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Speaker 3: And wine? We've got Brennan here. I'm thirteen one oh

576
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Speaker 3: six y five. Hey Brennan, Hey Fellers, how are you good?

577
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:06,720
Speaker 7: Mate?

578
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 2: I'm very good Friday, Brennan.

579
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Speaker 3: You got kicked out of a chat group mate?

580
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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I did a little while ago.

581
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Speaker 3: Now what happens?

582
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Speaker 14: I was I was in a family group chat with

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Speaker 14: all my family members and we'd had it for a

584
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Speaker 14: long time, probably two three years on Facebook, and once

585
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Speaker 14: I turned eighteen, I got into a nasty habit of

586
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Speaker 14: going out with with all my friends and stuff, and

587
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Speaker 14: I would send lengthy video message messages to the group

588
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Speaker 14: chat that had all my sisters and my dad.

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Speaker 8: And my brother and everyone in there. My mom and

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Speaker 8: I would just basically, I don't know, I just harp

591
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Speaker 8: on for about two or three minutes about how everyone

592
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Speaker 8: in the group chat was old and no fun they

593
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Speaker 8: should be here.

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Speaker 6: So it was just a baking pretty much. It was

595
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Speaker 6: just the bake of every family member. Every time you

596
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Speaker 6: went out.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I just I'd go out and I'd get intoxicated

598
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Speaker 14: and I'd think, you know what I'm going to do.

599
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 14: I'm just going to put everybody on blast right now

600
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Speaker 14: for not being calls mate.

601
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Speaker 2: So.

602
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Speaker 6: Sorry, how many of these did you do before the

603
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 6: family meet?

604
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,520
Speaker 3: You know what, we don't need this your cut.

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Speaker 14: It went on every weekend probably for two or three months,

606
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Speaker 14: until my mom said, listen, if you're going to keep

607
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 14: doing this, I'm going to remove you from the group chat.

608
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,399
Speaker 14: And then that weekend I did it again, and then

609
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Speaker 14: she removed me again.

610
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Speaker 3: Probably fair enough, Breno, Probably fair enough, up, Brendan.

611
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Speaker 2: Love to hear your voice, mate, Have you Friday? Have

612
00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,040
Speaker 2: you got Luiso is called on thirty one six five

613
00:27:28,040 --> 00:27:29,320
Speaker 2: the ways you were kicked out of a group chat?

614
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 2: What did you do? What was the offense? What did

615
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,439
Speaker 2: you deserve such a hefty penalty.

616
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Speaker 8: So I'm from quite a big family and my eighteen

617
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Speaker 8: year old niece isn't.

618
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 7: Very clever, and she put a story on.

619
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Speaker 2: Her Instagram of pervating and being the tat for Auntie

620
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Speaker 2: I am.

621
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Speaker 5: I screen tried it and put it in the group chat,

622
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Speaker 5: and she just removed me.

623
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,520
Speaker 2: Fair enough, fair enough?

624
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 10: Thanks the call aways up.

625
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 3: Let's go to Alex.

626
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 6: Now, Hey, Alex, good mate, you got you got kicked

627
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Speaker 6: out of.

628
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Speaker 3: A group chat?

629
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,920
Speaker 10: Yes, I sure did.

630
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,200
Speaker 3: What happened? What did you do?

631
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Speaker 11: I was playing rugby last year for my club, and

632
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:17,480
Speaker 11: then this year I've decided to change club, change club,

633
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 11: and then as soon as I told them that I'm leaving,

634
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:21,600
Speaker 11: they were not see you.

635
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:22,760
Speaker 5: Laden showed me the door.

636
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,719
Speaker 11: You're kidding.

637
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 6: So are you mates with any of them? Then, any

638
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,240
Speaker 6: of the people from your old club?

639
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,160
Speaker 13: Yeah, I'm still I'm still mates for the whole bunch

640
00:28:30,200 --> 00:28:32,439
Speaker 13: of them. And then a few of the other boys

641
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:34,639
Speaker 13: have done the same thing. They've gone to a different club,

642
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 13: but they're somehow they're still in the group chat, Oh

643
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 13: what Juesdays?

644
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 3: Pretty scandalous?

645
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,080
Speaker 2: But is there a part of like, are you a rat?

646
00:28:44,720 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 10: Sorry, it was just calling we love.

647
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,520
Speaker 2: Your work, mate, love your work, no worries, mate, We

648
00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: love you.

649
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 3: What were you going for there with that question? Quite seriously,

650
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 3: what I was.

651
00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 2: Going for was are you a rat? And like, are

652
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: you going to grasp on their plans? Because if they've

653
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:16,760
Speaker 2: got like team chat in the thread? Are you the

654
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 2: kind of person?

655
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:21,560
Speaker 6: Which is pretty much are you a shocking person, a

656
00:29:22,320 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 6: terrible person?

657
00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:25,600
Speaker 10: People can't trust me.

658
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Speaker 2: Don't answer the question, then the music play you Outney

659
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Speaker 2: were