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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning at one point seven.

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Speaker 1: You know, Jim y Ry has been working harder than

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Speaker 1: Bruce Lehman's lawyers, peruising holiday house brochures, and he's come

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Speaker 1: up with.

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Speaker 2: This Jen White rise jibber, jabber, But I was just

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Speaker 2: booking my flu shot. A space has come up. It'd

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Speaker 2: be hard being a newsreader. I reckon fust falling.

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Speaker 1: Hanson in course, why the One Nation leader has been

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Speaker 1: forced to fight claims that.

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Speaker 3: She is a rapist racist?

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Speaker 1: Iologize and.

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Speaker 4: Imagine apologizing to Pauline Hanson.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been called a rapist.

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Speaker 2: You've been called a racist, racist, racist, not a rapist voice.

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Speaker 3: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They've gone into Chipmunk mode in the background. Racistologize and.

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Speaker 2: They getting back together or they're breaking out.

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Speaker 1: They're rapist a lot of people you see their nuts.

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Speaker 3: Everret I appreciates your rapist week, don't.

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Speaker 2: They just allegedly Apparently he's a Hollywood A List star anyway,

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Speaker 2: Grown up star and friend of Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider

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Speaker 2: was on the show.

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Speaker 1: I love the ideas that you seem to have a

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Speaker 1: really fabulous cohort with Adam Sandler and Kevin James and

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Speaker 1: David Spade, are you guys best buddies in real life?

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Speaker 3: We do enjoy each other's company, and so I think

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Speaker 3: Adam wants to do He's doing Happy Galmore two, and

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Speaker 3: then he's talking about doing Grown Ups three, and I

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Speaker 3: know it's just because he just is going to pay

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Speaker 3: us to hang out with him Brookings, which I'm fine with.

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Speaker 2: And he's on a rock in your car he has.

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Speaker 3: He bought me one hundred and fifty thousand dollars car once.

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Speaker 3: You know, once you get that one time, you go like,

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Speaker 3: you know what, there's a chance I can get it again.

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Speaker 3: I call him after each movement, I go, you know,

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Speaker 3: I looked at the driveway this morning. I didn't see anything.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I just wanted a one time so I

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Speaker 3: could be home to get the keys. You know, you

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Speaker 3: don't get on every movie. You don't get what every

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Speaker 3: movie just yelled at me. That's his voice and the

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Speaker 3: way he gave you.

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Speaker 2: I've been told that on this day information is the

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Speaker 2: domain of lazy radio. But then here we are.

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Speaker 1: It was on this day, back in seventeen seventy that

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Speaker 1: Captain James Cook sailed into Botany Bay and then they

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Speaker 1: hung around for eight days, Captain Cook and his men,

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Speaker 1: and they took some plants. He must have thought he

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Speaker 1: may as well say all those pubs and things that

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Speaker 1: are named after him.

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Speaker 3: He said, I look at this.

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Speaker 1: I'm to the James Cook. Tell myself have a snitty snitty,

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Speaker 1: because I think they have titty and snitty they used

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Speaker 1: to do.

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Speaker 4: No, I would love it if the titty was a

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Speaker 4: big samoan shirtless waiter they did.

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Speaker 2: What a pity school reunions do they pass the pub test? Not?

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Speaker 2: In Jonesy's book.

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Speaker 1: Remember when you were there was a school union at

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Speaker 1: your old school. I went to a few schools. I

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Speaker 1: know you did go to a few schools. But they said,

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Speaker 1: and you were doing breakfast Radium and Sydney at the time.

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Speaker 1: They said they couldn't find you. Do you know how

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Speaker 1: to get in? Manage to get who lives in the

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Speaker 1: highlands of Puplaki?

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Speaker 2: They sent it invite a week out and they said,

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Speaker 2: oh we had trouble, fine, and I'm glad you guys

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Speaker 2: are around to give me thoughts that keep me up

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Speaker 2: at night.

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Speaker 1: Do you believe Brendan, what image do you have that

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Speaker 1: when you get to the pearly gates. You're in the

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Speaker 1: clothes you died in. I've seen beetlejuice. When you die,

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Speaker 1: you that's how you appear wherever you are, whether you go.

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Speaker 3: Upstairs or downstairs.

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Speaker 1: So you you go in the closure wall when you died,

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Speaker 1: not the clothes you're buried in.

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Speaker 2: Ooh, that's a good one as well.

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Speaker 1: So your family couldn't mess with you and dress with

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Speaker 1: a little bow peep and then you go, oh great,

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Speaker 1: this was a trick people.

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Speaker 3: Hey Martin Luther King, I'm not into little bowt peep.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm starting to feel white headed. This has been

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Speaker 2: jen Wi Rise, Jibber Jabba, good on you, Jam

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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the Morning one point seven w

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